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beato
>>18281898Holy fuck you are so fast
>>18281906magic
Doranoru is upset
>>18281941She needs some dicking
>>18282084But she is just a kid!
>>18282084Less than an hour of life and the thread is already ruined.
Why is Battler such a fucking crybaby
>>18282528Umineko summarised
>>18282528For you to self insert better!
>>18282430Why do you hate sex so much? You are dead inside.
>>18282595I was talking more about the fact that she is a child you dumbass.
>>18282610Piss off sjw
Are we really that bad?
>>18282644He's just angry because he doesn't understand the beauty of the Theory-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
>>18282644
>>18282644Ros- *dies*
>>18282635>>18282610Why do you guys always fight
>>18282658He started!
>>18282651Didnt know that dog shit can be beautiful
Battler with (more) autism
Is Battler more autistic than the Higurashi MC
>>18282702No.
>>18282702Erika is the Queen of autism
Why was Bern so soft as the Game Master?I expected her to turn Maria, Jessica and Ange into a human caterpillar, eternally swallowing each other's shit. Now that would make Battler despair!
>>18282733>not including Ange Nigga
>>18282711Yes
>>18282767The fuck is this shit?
>>18282733Bern doesnt like scat, don't forget the heart!
>>18282774Witch of autism
>>18282644Yeah, we are that bad. But what this person doesn't realize is that you can't have an alive, constant Umineko thread like this one without it being filled with shitposts. It would die otherwise. There is good stuff in here too, but it is much less concentrated compared to /a/ and /v/, simply because the discussion is constantly going on.
>>18282733If Bern forced me to participate in that disgusting torture, I'd want Maria to be in the front so she can speak and doesn't have to swallow shit. And I'd want to be right behind her. If I have to swallow shit for a thousand years, the punishment is more bearable if it's Maria's shit. Still disgusting, but at least she's cute and you can eventually get used to it. Maybe even enjoy it after you lose your mind.I wonder how many anons would be willing to sacrifice themselves to ease Maria's suffering. I bet most anons are selfish bastards that would rather be in the front themselves. I pity them, for they have no love. When you love someone, you must be willing to swallow their shit to protect them.I'd call the meta police on Bern after I get released from that terrible torture, through. I want Bern to be ERASED. She just keeps doing terrible shit and damaging Rika's reputation.
So, I'm assuming that all of you have experienced love at some point in your lives, right? If that weren't the case, I doubt you'd be able to understand all of Umineko.
>>18282965Of course I haven't. But then again, I didn't figure Umineko out on my own.
>>18282569Does someone have that Umineko screencap with Will going "It's a confusing mess, but it's itneresting"?I feel like that is the best Umineko summary
>>18282965Yes, but only unrequited love ;_;
When was mystery anon last seen alive? I miss solving tricks and gameboards
>>18282962The fuck
>>18282962With love, you can see to much
Lmao why Umineko threads are always full of shitpost? This happens with others VN's like fate?
>>18283119It's because the only people who would actually hang around in here are people who are obsessed with this stuff and must drown their obsession in alcohol.
>>18283119What the fuck? This thread is going relatively well compared to others, for now.
>>18283135Well it's true but looks like it's going to shitpost, but i'm not complaining just curious
I wanna marry Sayo. I wanna make her happy. I wanna hold her in my arms and tell her that everything will be okay.
>>18283311Would you accept her with her body? Good anon
>>18283311Would you get married with a dead person? That's unfair, Yasu can't even give his consent! Bad anon.
>>18283345No one signs a contract before making love.
>>18281897George > Battler.
Does anybody have the original image? artist nuked their pixiv
Would you eat Virigillia's mackerell?
>>18283363Tell that to the waifufags of /a/
>>18283410Sadly George was cucked by batora
>>18283440Battler was cucked harder by George sama though.
Gohda THICC https://youtu.be/GcD2sIa-3CY
>>18283440I don't think murdering him and his entire family along with his fiancée counts as cucking him but w/e.
>>18283171Even though on the surface this is shitposting, with love you can see that these are the best threads on /jp/
>>18282962This is the best thing I've read in a while in this thread.
Lion! What are you pinching!?
Why is this thread pretty much just Umineko thread? Where is my Higurashi and other 07 games?
>>18283567I'm sure there's at least one other Anon who will talk to ya about Rose Gun Days.
Biggest fag cocksucker asshole inbred cunt
Sing of love my dudes
which aunt would u fug
>>18283693Would tenderly love Eva cause god knows she needs it Would hate fuck Natsuhi
>>18283678I really hope someone translate this when came out , although i only like the desing of that girl, i didnt like the others
>>18283693Rosa > Kyrie > Eva > Natsuhi
>>18283693Natsuhi, until she forget her headache
>>18283693Sayo
>>18282962"I'm sorry, Battler! I can't hold it in any longer! Uu-uu-!!! I'm sorry!!" *farts*Then, as a very, very natural result, Battler's mouth was filled with Maria's waste. "UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH"Battler screamed, trying to withstand the urge to vomit as Maria's essence invaded his mouth. His voiceless scream filled the cathedral. Shortly after, he lost consciousness and fell like a puppet with its strings cut.Maria's face was bright red. She looked just like a tomato...... no, like a red apple.Bernkastel and Lambdadelta cackled, apparently enjoying the show. They truly were the cruelest witches in the world...... no, the cruelest witches in the universe.
Was the meta real, with Lambda ascending Yasu to the level of a witch so Bern would stay tehre for an eternity enjoying the gameboards until Battler ascended, Ange got a wish granted by Bern and joined the game, killed Yasu and the goats ate the gameboard with the exception of the golden land, or was the meta fake and the entire story took place in Ange's mind when she was considering suicide and recalling all the things she had read about the Rokkenjima massacre online?
>>18283798It's because of posts like this that I come to this board.The Umineko community truly is one of the best things on the internet.
>>18283798You forgot the imagery of a blooming rose to describe a growing pool of blood.
>>18283798What is Ryukishi's writing style called? The "no" thing must have a name, right?
>>18282231and her life is a nightmare
>>18283798Maria would be really sad if she knew that theatergoing witches are portraying her poop as something disgusting or revolting. She's a girl, you know? Be more respectful! Lolis are princesses.
>>18283798Nice, but who is behind Battler? I want to know >.<
>>18284013I hope it's George
>>18284036George is such a beta cuck that he'd gladly slurp down Battler's shit if there's even the slightest chance that some of it has been inside Maria's prepubescent butt. That's literally the only way a beta cuck like him can enjoy the taste of a cute girl.Why is George such a cunt? He's more hateable than fucking Erika. Even Kinzo Fritzl is a better person than him.
>>18284083Erika and George both act like they're superior but at least Erika is honest about it.
Why everyone hates this fucking landwhale ?
What has happened to this thread?
>>18284140Autism, and a little bit of magic. You know, the usual.
fap to gaap
>>18284152Umineko in a nutshell
>>18282962Literally having my lips sewn to her asshole is too much, but I wouldn't mind being forced to lick Maria's sweaty, odorless loli armpits and feet.
>>18284172If you are not going to eat her shit you don't love her, dissapear scum.
I AM TEH WITCH OF ALL CAPS. I CAN USE THE CAPSLOCK TRUTH AS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOMENESS.
>>18284244Prove it then fag
>>18283798
>>18284250I DON'T NEED TO. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AWESOME.
>>18284244Krauss was a good husband in his sexual labors?
>>18284261Oh really, do you know what would be really awesome? You using the red truth in caps. Can YOU do it?
>>18284286WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME? I'M NOT MURDERING ANYONE OR ANYTHING. I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND BE AWESOME. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?
>>18284300Huh, so you can't do it after all. I guess you're not as awesome as you said. Look, you make this kitty cry. You're not awesome...>>>/y/ou+are+a+farce!
and so the witch of all caps was burned by the undeniable red truth and crumbled into dust and outdated internet humor
>>18284363Rest in peace my beloved witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHA7Aw2GiE
>>18284433>titleshit ;_;
Rosatrice.
>>18284495
>>18284083Anyone who uses the words 'beta cuck' should just kill themselves. Jesus Christ, I hope you don't actually talk like this in real life.
>>18282644But /a/ threads aren't that good either.
>>18283311My man!
>>18281898anon
>>18281898The best!
>>18284741beato
>mfw getting even closer to my dream of living a low-key comfy life in Shirakawa-gosoon
>>18285002Outsiders aren't welcomed in Hinamizawa my dude
>>18285038Usually, but I've spent a long time in Japan and they tend to like me and think I'm cutePart of the reason its taken so long is building up rapport and finding a tiny spot somewhere they don't mind selling.
>>18285002>dream Careful with those. They can be a real pain in the ass.
>>18285117shoo shoo, no messing with my plans.
>>18284829you fake
>>18285002Are you serious or is it joke?
>>18285211It's a serious joke
>>18285211Serious as one can be on this hellhole platform.
>>18285239can I marry and live with you?I can wear skirts if you like
>>18285409Depends, do you have Japanese citizenship and are you a cute witch?
>>18285428n-no ._.good luck and please post cool pictures and stories about life in Shirakawa-go here if you ever get there
>>18285466I wouldn't want to incur the wrath of blogposting personal info. but I'll lurk for any jaypee who says they are visiting and they can come over for tea
>>18285239Are you a Japanese citizen? Just want to see the full picture.
>>18285558No I'm white. I only plan to spend vacations there on break from my work, but I want my own little nook.
I fucking love Dlanor, she is an Inquisitor done right.
>>18285606agreed
>>18285625
How about some HAUUUhttps://youtu.be/a124EIWjlog>>18285651saved.
Will mangagamer translate tsubasa or hane?
I wish I could have a daughter as great as Dlanor.
>>18285595I wish you best of luck! Maybe one day I will even come over... One day!..
>>18284495Is bullshit
>>18285781Dlanor A Cute
>>18285821Dlanor deserved a good master. Erika is a cunt
>>18285920She's not a cunt, she just has some issues
>>18285821
>>18284741BEATO
Ange is eating too much
>>18286015DELET THIS
Never confess your virginity to witches
please post more umineko and/or higurashi ASCII art
>>18286111Literally me as an immortal trans-dimensional supernatural being. Also checked.
If someone watched the anime and knew nothing about Umineko, would it ruin their VN experience? I know no one who has done this and was thinking if it could.
>>18282965I've experienced unrequited love that later turned into obsession and I think it helped me understand Umineko.
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>>18282965Of course. Love for Umineko.
>>18286262This. I'm too cruel to love 3-D
>>18286221probably not since the anime isn't even complete and watching shitty adaptations before reading source material happened to me a lot before and never ruined my enjoyment if the source material is good.I even watched Tsukihime's anime before reading the vn
>>18286221I did that and yes it ruined the experience. Since I had watched the anime, I rushed through the VN question arc and missed the point of having to solve the mysteries and think by myself.
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>>18286315where can i find said love (more 07th expansion ascii)
>>18282965It's not like Yasu actually loved battler.
>>18286336Not this shit again.
>>18283023
>>18286347Face it, it wasn't love, it was an obsession for someone she barely knew.
>>18282965No. I always lived in my brother's shadow.
>>18286366What is love for you?
Why did Tohya see all the Rokkenjima peoples in the end?Did Ange stab him in the back and this was what he saw as he died?
>>18286379Baby don't hurt me.
>>18286386>>18286391No more
>>18286382It's the Battler side of his persona finally dying.
>>18286379IT'S PAAAAAAAAAAAFECTO!
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>>18286336It's not like actually someone loves you
>>18286275The tsukihime anime is worse than the Umineko one
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>>18286553What Tsukihime anime?
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>>18286553that's for sure.>>18286570It's time to finally accept the truth anon.>>>/t/sukihime+anime+exists
Nice Blue Truth, Berniebern.
>>18286594Remider that rosatrice is bullshit
>>18286596No...it can't be true wuuooaaaaaaaaagghhhhh
>>18283856Everything was a bas Auau joke
>>18286366That is a form of love. Albeit, the most risky type of love - since your ideal of a person might not match the reality. Boy do I know that from personal experience. In Yasu's case, she so idealized Battler she didn't stop to think he wouldn't be a knight in shining armor that would stop her crazy murder spree. Yasu's love was ultimately selfish, since, you know, besides the murder thing, she never once considered the stress her scheme would inflict on poor Battler(and Jessica and George and-)With that in mind I legitimately think Bernkastel and Lambdadelta's relationship is more healthy - they might be yandere as fuck but they're at least on an even playing ground.
I want to marry Bernkastel and Lambdadelta.
>>18286721Audacity is itself a virtue, Anon.
>>18286553What Umineko anime?
>>18286744UMINEKO ANIME NOT FOUND
Love is overrated anyways.
>>18286775Don't you have more windows to duct-tape, Erika?
>>18286775Love is the most wonderful thing.
>>18286782This.
Love is gay. These two homos love each other.
>>18286809No they're simply my wives and they're probably discussing how great I am right now.
>>18286819Generic Isekai Protag NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18286596In one of the fragments, sure.
How do I summon Beatrice
>>18286636My reality is stronger than yours!
>>18286891You have to drink bleach
>>18286891There is only 1 way we can go.
;_;
>>18286898I think driving NEETS to suicide is a hobby of the witches
>>18282965>If that weren't the case, I doubt you'd be able to understand all of Umineko.Ryukishi said the same in Answer to the Golden Witch>R: I have this feeling that most of the people who arrived at the truth were women, because the key is being able to imagine Yasu’s feelings. Umineko is something that cannot be read by people who never fell in love with somebody. It is something that people who have no experience in love and relationships have trouble understanding. “Love can become a motive that has more power over you than life or death”, that is something which is pretty hard to explain to people without this experience. Most of them will think that it’s just “an overdone motive”. But for people who have known love and experienced how much it can make you suffer, they understand that love can turn your world upside down. If you are told “I will come for you again!” and for 6 years there is nothing, it can make you go crazy, but people who have even slightly suffered due to love will say “those 6 years must have been hell”. But people who no nothing of that pain will probably wait for nothing less than a dramatic gadget to appear, like the heroic story of “at age X her mother and father were brutally murdered”.
>>18286942I want a rework of answer arcs for real men
>>18286942ryucuck
>>18286958Quality post.
The only "person" I've ever loved was an imaginary witch that I used to believe haunted me. Once she stopped showing up I became extremely bitter and cynical towards everything. I still sometimes cry myself to sleep at night.
>>18286974Witches don't exist you idiot!
>>18286942Also this>K: Love is really a sufficient motive even for murder, isn’t it?!>R: And I think people who do not know that, will sadly never understand Umineko. Because Umineko is “the story of a single girl who arrived at that point because she imagined an incident because of the love and madness in herself”, no matter how much I express that, people who don’t share that feeling will never do so. If I had to compare it, it’s similar to a kick in the crotch or menstrual pain. No matter how much more I pile up on my writing by explaining it, it won’t reach the people who don’t know the feeling.
>>18286942>>R: I have this feeling that most of the people who arrived at the truth were supreme gentlemen, because the key is being able to imagine Elliot’s feelings. Umineko is something that cannot be read by people who never fell in love with somebody. It is something that people who have no experience in love and relationships have trouble understanding. “Love can become a motive that has more power over you than life or death”, that is something which is pretty hard to explain to people without this experience. Most of them will think that it’s just “an overdone motive”. >But for people who have known love and experienced how much it can make you suffer, they understand that love can turn your world upside down. If you are told “I will come for you again!” and for 6 years there is nothing, it can make you go crazy, but people who have even slightly suffered due to love will say “those 6 years must have been hell”. But people who no nothing of that pain will probably wait for nothing less than a dramatic gadget to appear, like the heroic story of “at age X her mother and father were brutally murdered”.
>>18286978I know that. Otherwise I wouldn't call her imaginary.
>>18286987Also this>K: Love is really a sufficient motive even for murder, isn’t it?!>R: And I think people who do not know that, will sadly never understand Umineko. Because Umineko is “the story of a single gentleman who arrived at that point because he imagined an incident because of the love and madness in himself”, no matter how much I express that, people who don’t share that feeling will never do so. If I had to compare it, it’s similar to a kick in the crotch or losing the lease on your BMW. No matter how much more I pile up on my writing by explaining it, it won’t reach the people who don’t know the feeling.
>>18285981ANON
>>18286984so dont being a fuckin tranny psycho means you dont understand love?
Wait, how the hell would R07 know what menstrual pain is like?
>>18287004are you assuming Ryu's gender? shitlord
>>18287003It's R07 being deliberately obtuse. Plenty of people understand Yasu's feelings, they just don't think they justify or even rationally explain her actions.And it's weird he takes issue with those who relate to Ange more - of course people are going to sympathize with the victim more than the culprit.
>>18286987>>18286997And so a valuable lesson was learned. If you're a cute grill, or can pass as a cute grill, it's ok to go on a mass murder spree because a voice in your head told you that a portal to heaven might open up if you did, thus allowing you to be with all three of your cousins at once, including the one you really like. But if you're George and you're a Nice Guy, you're the worst.Just the worst.
>>18287015THIS! i love Umineko but Yasu went too far and i hate people defending him/her everytime, and Ange atittude was normal, obviously you want to know what the fuck happened to your family even if its not going to change nothing
wtf I hate Umineko now
>>18287022Shannon biggest slut, her broken penis saved her for being pregnat with almost everyone in the family
>>18286984>a single girl>girl"girls" with wee-wees and without wombs are not girls
Regardless of who the culprit is, this scene is either gay, incest or both.Unless Kumasawa is Beatrice
Would you fuck a Cake?
>>18287054Kumasawatrice when
>>18287010I mean, the fact that Featherine is R07's self insert and she used a fake male public persona really makes us think.
>>18287057Ryukishi fucked up by not making Lambdadelta a depressed middle-aged OL
>>18287022How can I stop being the nice guykilling is not a option
>>18287054TFW its was a mackerel all the time
>>18287063Killing yourself IS always the best option
>>18287058Another mystery for the cat-box, eh?
>>18287022Sayaka is trash btw
>>18287060>>18287058>>18287010Featherine original PC sprite looks like a drag queen
>>18287087DEEPEST LORE
>>18287067fuck off beato
>>18283135what do you think now?
>>18282644Hey, that's a response to the post I made!
>>18287165yeah keep dreaming
Yasu did nothing wrong
>>18287165
What if none of us are real and this is all just a dream, and we're actually just Yasu's multiple personalities debating with each other over the merit of our actions
>>18287184
>>18287178Yasu did everything wrong
The austistic detective is being mean to the best aunt again!
>>18287182Would be better with goats head desu, Battler is too cool for rosatrice
>>18282635>sjwatleast call him by the right name
>>18286997>>18286987These are the funniest posts I've read in weeks, thanks man
>>18287058Inb4 Ryukishi is actually a woman using her husband for public stuffBT was a gay friend of hers all along.It means Best Tranny.
>>18285655I want to impregnate Hanyuu.
>>18287203True, even goats dont deserve that, pieces of shit suits better
>>18287202I honestly feel bad.I will never have a such dedicated, innocent and pure wife like Natsuhi.
>>18287223You just have to leave her away from any adopted children you may have if she becomes sterile after you marry
>>18287213
>>18287230Cute!!
>>18287202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i4jaMH2m8
>>18287221Don't bully Goat-kun, he must be cool for his imouto
>>18287229And servants. Unless you REALLY don't like the servant.
>>18287229I don't mind! I want to be with Natsuhi!
>>18287229what if the problem was krauss inferior semen?
>>18287242Krauss' semen went into a trip to the moon
>>18287233;__; fucking Erika autistic piece of shit
>>18287233YAMEROOOOOOO;_;
>>18287233https://youtu.be/kE7Qvi2V-8o
>>18287249Autism... truly, the only thing that can stand up to magic and horror.
i want to sent erika to a fragment where she is constantly fucked by goats, orcs and pigs for all eternity, i hate her
>>18287265She'd probably find a way to get out using duct tape.
She uncovers the truth, unshrouds deception, solves mysteries, fights magic with logic and is the opponent of a mass murderer. Why do people hate her, again?https://youtu.be/kcTxd5qQChw
>>18287279uncovers the truth? Natsuhi was innocent and it was so obvious but this retard stuborn detective didnt figure it out, her atittude is shit for a detective
>>18287279With great autism comes great responsibility. Erika used the dark side of the autism. Autism must be used to call forth the light.
>>18287286>her atittude is shit for a detectiveEccentric people are the real geniuses in this world. She denied magic and reached the most logical conclusion one could reach. It took Battler 5 games to figure out what the hell was even going on, it took Erika 2. If Bern wasn't such an ass she could have easily won the third time.
>>18287165Shit bait, shit theory
I sympathize with Erika, cause it's her metaphysical ass on the line.
Would you a witch?
>>18287376>tranny ewww fuck off
Why is Erika Crying?
>>18287387Meta Beato is female tho
>>18287391But anon this is the white creamy truth
>>18287376Depends, are they a good witch, or a bad witch?
>>18287401is that superior to golden truth?
>>18287402Both
>>18287411Yes, even Erika had to accept it
>>18287424We could say that Erika sucCUMbed to it
>>18287371I enjoyed the rollercoaster that was Erika my first playthrough and on my second I really ended up pitying her a lot more and ended up liking her even more.
Umineko threads are getting lewder and lewder
>>18287421Goddamn witches stop actively aiding and antagonizing me. Stop making the psychological horror face too.
>>18287054Gay incest, because the culprit its confirmed :)
>>18286891She is already with you, anon, and she will always be!
>>18287473>this qt got dumped by her boyfriendWhat a FOOL! I would never let such a cute, intelligent woman go. No way.
This thread just became shit again. What the fuck?
>>18287533Imagine the face FAT would've made once he realized Shannon had that thing down there.
>>18287533"girl"
Goat-kun fight was in the anime?
>>18287555>UpdateThere is no Umineko anime anon
>>18287510> intelligent womanThat's not a good trait anon, neither is being dumb as a brick though.
Tfw the only timeline your crazy DID meido doesn't murder you is the timeline where she's your older brother who regularly molests you.
>>18287576I like doll-like womenDo you?
Umineko told me a big lesson, if everythings is going bad you can always put a bomb and kill everyone
>>18287580
Gapgapgapgapgapgapgapgapgap!!!
>>18287542he was going to die of diabetus anyway
Fucking dumb Kinzo putting Western names with the "Ushiromiya" last name
>>18287608Without love, it can't be armed.
They completely skipped the Goat-kun scene in the animefuck them
Why the comment about Bern carterpillar punishment game and Battler eating Maria's shit are deleled? Not nice!!
>>18287648Becuase they weren't nice.
>tfw umineko chiru will never be animated>tfw I will never see Dlanor battles with Battler animatedits not fair
>>18287792If an Umineko Chiru anime were made, do you think it'd follow the VN or the manga on the final chapter?
>>18287792I mean you can't really make a great adaptation of a VN like Umineko anyways, since it's so goddamn meta in regards to prose.
>>18287936Manga.You can't really adapt the gimmicks on EP 8
Tfw you are never going to be fucked endlessly by goats until you mind is broken
>>18287265I'd rather it be a fragment of anti-intellectual anons in goat masks to counter her intellectual rapist nature.
>>18288246A fragment full of rosatrice fags
>>18288246>tfw I finally get to fuck Erika>my dumb seed makes our children retarded to her dismayYes please
>>18287022..but in the end Lambda DID sweep in from another plane and elevate Beatrice to a witch within certain stipulations (don't be an idiot and have your cat-box opened) so Yasu was correct.The mistake was loving Battler so much that she couldn't be happy with an eternity in the Golden Land and so she sabotaged it. Also George IS FAAAAT and an asshole who wouldn't have loved her in 1000 years if he knew the truth, unlike Battler.
Kanon is cute
>>18288433Thank the Ushiromiya genes.
>>18288373I mean that's just an argument to authority. By Lambdadelta's standards Beatrice is right, but so is Takano. I don't disagree with Lambdadelta that Yasu worked really hard to come up with her mass murder plot, I just think no good came from it.
>>18288373>Also George IS FAAAAT and an asshole who wouldn't have loved her in 1000 years if he knew the truth, unlike Battler.But what about Jessica? Also she had no obligation to date George in the first place.
Why only in the original PC sprites Kanon doesnt look like a fag
>>18288537I mean Kanon was always a fag, and he's the biggest non-character since he's a dude playing a dude dressed up as another dude
>>18288564But he liked a girl, didn't he? How does that make him a fag?
>>18288373There are still morons who don't know Ryukishi confirmed that George would have accepted Sayo if he knew the truth. Please. Educate or kys.And the George hate meme is getting old. Think of something original.
>>18288589I suppose that's what makes Yasu so tragic is that literally any course of action besides the one she chose would have worked out better.Course, there's a fine line between "tragic" and "insufferably short-sighted."
just finished the VN, dp I need to read the manga?
I wonder what would happened if they raised Yasu as male servant
>>18287123I think you guys don't deserve a heaven, not like I ever believe it was real. These threads are made by the same adorable "mentally special" group of dumbasses, I didn't expect less.
>>18288732
>>18288732That's fair
>>18288756Literally me
Can't believe that Natsuhitrice was the hidden truth
>>18288792No NTR pls
>>18281897This might sound really dumb but I got into Umineko because of Rifyu's 4koma stuff.
Would you Lion?
>>18288817I can respect that.
>>18288792>the part where Battler says Beatrice might be just anyone simply pretending to Maria that they're possessed by Beatrice, regardless of appearance>actually convinced myself that Beatrice was Hideyoshi
>>18288853>>>/lgbt/
>>18288866I wanna smell hideyoshi sweaty anus!
>>18288817I need the one with virguilia selling Hamburguers
Natsuhi did nothing wrong
>>18288873>says while some posters want to hold hands with Beatrice
>>18288873With love you will be able to fuck Lion-sama
>>18288901>and a cat>and a fruit cake>and a dead person
>>18288893Ikr the baby incident was a trivial thing, she is the purest
>>18288883
>>18288933Ty so much anon
i love Ryukishi artstyle
>>18288923To be honest, it would be a lot better for Yasu if he died in this incident
>>18288985Yes, natsuhi was (as always) trying to do the best for everyone
>>18288985It would be a lot better for all the Ushiromiyas. If Natsuhi kept the baby and let it grow into Lion, everyone would still be massacred.
>>18288985>>18288992Fucking selfish Yasu, why didnt commit suicide or the girls in fukkuin house killed him?
>>18283545
>>18289000Fuck off, bitch. And her name's not Yasu you cunt, it's Sayo, SAYO.
>>18289011Yasu is better tbqh
>>18289011who cares about the name of that atrocious thing, its not even furnitire its just shit
Yasu is Tadakuni is Ringo is me, tbqh.
Ψυυδου σισυτεμυ ωερσιον 07Οηαψουγοζαιμασυ.Σηαγεκι ψυυδου σισυτεμυ ηε ψουκοσο.Συκψανν τψυυ.Δαταωο ατυμετειμασυ.Ψυρασαναιδενε.Κοκοωο μιζυρυτο αταραναιψο.Σηαγεκι κψοκυσεν κεισειτψυυ.βεφε κψοκυσεν δε κεισει σιμασυψο.Κοκοηα αναυμε νανοδε ψομαναιδενε.τεκιτου δεσυ.Κουιυ ψοκυωακαννναι ειγο ττε κακκοιι ψονε.νανκα συτεκι.Σηαγεκι φυνβι κανρψου.ατοηα υτεβα αταριμασυψο.σοκυτει γα κανπεκιναρανε.ηοντουνι δαιφουβυ κανα.ζεν φιδου δαψο.Ηοβο κακυφιτυ νι αταρυ συυφιδεσυ.
>>18289039>Yasu is Tadakuni is Ringo is meWell said! I'm proud of you.
>>18289043Sorry i dont speak Moussaka
>>18289043
Austistic cum lover detective reporting!
>>18289077What do I do to get a gf like Erika?
>>18289048Welp, better go smash my dick on a rock, and arm a giant bomb so Battler-senpai will notice me.
>>18288710I highly recommend it at leas the EP8
>>18289069Rosatrice fags deserve fucked by orcs and goblins nonstop
>>18289082>having a dickLol loser!
>>18289094It's really a shame. I was raised by a loving family that didn't throw me off cliffs when they got headaches.
>>18289081Go to mansion with a family who is full of retards and homo servants and she will be here, but i dont know if she will fall in love with you
>>18289089It makes me so happy to know that nobody likes Rosatricefags anymore.
>>18289098What a shitty family then
>>18289098I assume you weren't also given to your mother, because she couldn't get pregnant, by her father-in-law, who also happened to be your father-grandfather.
>>18289098do you play with your imouto's butt often?
OKAY WHO IS THE FATHERS OF LAMBDA-CHAN BABY?
>>18289121ME
>>18289126Bern will burn you.
>>18289118Imagine what'd happen if the person whose butt is getting pinched by Lion didn't take a bath! Lion's fingers would be all smelly! Eww!
>>18289121Gohda, duh! He knows how to make cakes very well.
>>18289126
>>18289138Yes!, Lion is very dirty i bet his hands always smells bad because of that habit, but he secretly loves the smells of his fingers and even licks them!
How can you not notice there are 2 servants that never appear at the same time for such a long time?
>>18289173Ushiromiya's are the embodiment of stupidity, no more proof is needed
>>18289173You would never expect something as weird as what was going on with Shannon/Kanon to happen, would you? They probably thought it was some kind of coincidence or maybe didn't even care about it. Also, remember that Nanjo, Kumasawa and Genji talked as if they saw them together, helping clear any suspicion (if there was any).
>>18289173>paying attention to a low-life servantDo you chat with your housemaid as well?
Nanjo is going to confess his love for you in this letter, would you accept it or are you a fucking piece of hearthless shit?
>>18289194>raped his daughter>got away with itSeems pretty smart tbqh
>>18289173The mansions was always full of servants, only THAT day the "two" of them where the only servants there.
>>18289207kinzo was the only exeption
Bern OTP
>>18289207I wouldn't call a creepy pedo smart. They are more mentally immature creeps than anything tbqh
Would you a mansion?
>>18289233I'd rather a cottage on the beach. Preferably with no elaborate series of locked rooms.
>>18289225i fapped a lot with RGD because of Stella ;_;
>>18289233Would I blow up a mansion? Nah, I'm not a creepy tranny.
>>18289233I would live a happy life with my wife Sayo there. Yes.
>>18289243I fapped a lot with RGD because of Nina
slut
Another one, how did Sayo manage to take out the key and put it in the closet without being noticed?
>>18289204I would accept only to reject him immediately after.
>>18289273Umineko boards is not about details like that, as long as the GM wants something to happen and is not literally impossible, it happens.
Rosatrice isnt even a thing, they are just trolling no one can believe in that for real.
>>18289273>put your key in the closet>go in room to clean with other maids>steal their key and put it in your pocket
>>18289288at least you are going to accept the letter tho
>>18289327Well yeah, I'm not a fucking piece of hearthless shit.
Why no one talks about the shannon hat when she was in that date with George like wtf is the ugliest hat ever how the fuck she thought that putting that horrible thing was a good idea like "oh im going to see the man i love i will use this ugliest and big ass hat"
>>18289345It's cute though.
>>18289345Look at that dude... Oh no no no
>>18289358look at the top of his head!
I've figured it out. Yasu is actually me, who is actually you, who is dreaming, but also trapped in the matrix, but also trapped in the Labyrinth from David Bowie's movie, Labyrinth, but as it turns out the Labyrinth is where Yasu wants to stay, because Yasu, who is me, and you, is actually a Goblin.And our sin is the fact that we can't remember our sin.
>>18289364Umineko EP9 plot Leaked!?!
>>18289364Say it in red!
Umineko alternate ending where battler is going to be raped by tons of Sakutaros because he is incompetent
>>18289396Ah, Sakutaro. The character single handily responsible for me picking "Trick"
>>18289364What I want to know is where's the caveman?
this scene is a little sad when you know the truth
the truth was always there!
>>18289480>tfw Jessicatrice becomes the new Rosatrice
Would you a hag?
>>18289493Moon-chan theory is dead, as much as I memed it it was pretty much dead in the water as of episode 6.Besides, if Jessica had DID she'd envision herself as a grizzled FBI detective, not some fruity witch.
>>18289501Everyone knows that when a character has DID it has to be so they can be the murderer. Mentally ill people can't be heroes, only tragic villains.
>>18289493>>18289501Still better than Rosatrice
>>18289515Man I thought Jessica had to be involved as the one behind Yasu, encouraging her delusions to manipulate her.NOPE turns out she's either spineless, or literally fucking blind.
why
>>18289532Well she's not called a BLACK cat for nothing, Anon.
>>18289532Nigga stole my kakera!
>>18289412OuchWtf lambda fuck you dud
I want to gaap Gaap's gap
tfw your true self is starting to be weird again but you have to play it cool
>>18289844Fuck forgot to upload the image
>>18289834Gaap a best, i don't know why she isnt in the fighting game
>>18289255This.
>>18290117>if Yasu was a realistic tranny
>>18289861Because we haven't modded her in yet.
>>18287542>had that thing down there.But she didn't.
>>18288373>..but in the end Lambda DID sweep in from another plane and elevate Beatrice to a witch within certain stipulations (don't be an idiot and have your cat-box opened) so Yasu was correct.But that's largely irrelevant to us humans.
>>18288662Too be fair being scared shitless is something very human that make sense in her case. I mean, gay people still have problem coming out in 2018 in some parts of the world, let alone a girl without genitals in in 1980 Japan.
>>18289233Where is this place anyway?
>>18290465Kyu-Furukawa in Tokyo
So which one of the endings is the good ending?
I actually feel sorry for Battler. Nigga lost his fake mother, lived away from Ushiromiya family for years and, by a trick of fate, he got back to Ushiromiya family exactly 6 years after the departure. Some sick tranny fucker is so selfish and desesperate about love and acceptance that he wanted to kill every single Ushiromiya. Moreover, the "girl" he liked not only is a tranny guy, but also cheated on him. To finish off, he is constantly being called "incompetent" for not understanding this whole mess.
>>18290611Trick. You weren't paying attention, right?
>>18290654Clearly I wasn't. Why is the trick ending good?
>>18290669Don't you like pirates? Everybody loves pirates anon.
>>18290669
What does the A stand for?
>>18290720Anon
>>18289412>Steam sprites
>>18288502>but so is Takano.>implyingTakano made the same mistake of not wanting it enough but her aim was understandable.>>18290446I thought supreme moral judgement came from on high and not from humans. Of course Yasu would of been punished in the human world but I think its irrelevant to higher truths.
>>18290921It was more the fact that what happens in the meta-world is irrelevant to the survivors.
>>18290809
how can you call george a fat loser after watching him spar with gap?
>>18291277>can't even beat a girl in a fightSeems pretty fat and loser to me
>>18288969is there more? i've never seen this before
>>18290451>gay people have trouble coming outAs someone who probably has a number of sexual hang-ups himself - who gives a shit?You are more than your gentalia and sexual preferences. And yes, being trans is hard, and being trans in the 80s is harder, but gender dysmorphia is not an adequate excuse for murder.
I only believe in Rosatrice because it means that Rosa loves Battler and I find that very hot.
>>18291342Gender dysmorphia wasn't the whole reason for the murders.
>>18291382
>>18291381There were a variety of reasons, none of which justify cold blooded murder. Mental illness is perhaps Yasu's most valid excuse - lord knows seeing a psychiatrist might have stopped all that.
>>18291489Having your humanity and very being taken away from you while you are also dealing with a broken heart is not something you can fix with pills or therapy. Sometimes people get a hand dealt to them with no happy ending and Yasu did all they felt they could and actually pulled off something quite impressive.
>>18291511>Having your humanity and very being taken away from you while you are also dealing with a broken heart is not something you can fix with pills or therapy. Sometimes people get a hand dealt to them with no happy ending and Elliot did all he felt he could and actually pulled off something quite impressive.
>>18291561None of that applies to him, he was actually mentally ill. Also he didn't even create a compelling murder.
>>18291582Neither did Yasu, she just handed out Winchesters and got rekt.
>>18291382That's the worst reason to believe in that crap
>>18291591Well no, we only got to see into the cat-box via literal Word of God because it died with Ange, Not-Battler, and whatever type of human Featherine is. Confession only exists to Dlanor in the meta.Elliot wrote a bunch of cringey psychobabble that was completely detached from reality and was otherwise healthy and attractive enough to live a normal life if not for literal insanity.
I want to become a TRUE supreme gentleman
I want to be Maria's papa
>>18291702Your intentions better be pure with my daughteru.
>>18291702I'm pretty sure it's a blasphemous act of a pretty serious sort to want to take God's place.
>>18291342>but gender dysmorphia is not an adequate excuse for murder.No one is making excuses for murders, not even Yasu herself since she kills herself in the end because of the guilt.I find Yasu's problems deeply relatable, she wants someone to deeply understand her, but at the same time she's scared shitless of someone finding the truth.It's something that a lot of suicidal people (Who tend to send mixed signals hoping people would pick it up) or people with similar problem can relate. Coming clear and facing the judgment of the people you love is scary as fuck.
>>18291769>picWhen this happens
>>18291769I can only relate to half the suffering, I personally wouldn't be able to leave breadcrumbs and be in vulnerable turmoil like that. I'd just kill myself and the whole family and leave it at that, there would be no solving the epitaph if I had my way but I'd probably save Maria and send her to Kuwadorian a good story.
>>18291769Even Ryukishi says that Yasu can't be forgiven in the Answer to the Golden Witch>R: While there was enough desperation to actually carry out the incident, there was also the wish for somebody to stop her. Many criminals sending out announcements of their crimes might actually be screaming “Somebody, please stop me!”. Even though of course they can not be forgiven.
>>18291788Our Confession, It's Yasu imagining coming clean to fatty.
>>18291799>there are still goats who refuse to understand Yasu after the mangaR07 should have just marketed his shit to women, I can't believe how autistic people can be
>>18291803I'm a man and I find the question arcs more interesting than the answer arcs
>>18291816Which is why Umineko failed compared to Higurashi I think. You simply cant expect mean to empathize or connect when reading Chiru and most women would be too lost to continue after Episode 1.
>>18291823Umineko had a pretty sizeable female fanbase, based on what I know.I think a lot of people in general have problem empathizing with truly flawed characters that do bad things, which Yasu is at the end of the day.Chiru's writing is definitely spotty as hell, though.
>>18291828True, mostly in the west it seems a lot of female fans. I always liked villians with compelling motives, I really enjoyed Miyo as well.
>>18291823>most women would be too lost to continue after Episode 1I knew women are brainlets but not this much
>>18291862You don't need any wits to read Umineko though. Most of the prose is just Kinzo screaming Beatrice and you can figure out the mystery through your heart.
>>18291877>you can figure out the mystery through your heartthis. which is why I am not sure who he was writing for. otaku are loathsome goats
>>18291877Only on EP 8 readers need to think if they want to finish the episode. Bern mystery is pretty easy tho
>>18291877>you can figure out the mystery through your heartMy heart have a barricade against tranny-guy "died 19 years ago" being the culprit
>>18290720Arbuthnott from Ronald Arbuthnott Knox
>>18291898You are supposed to be able to figure out the mystery before anything about someone dying 19 years ago or anyone being a tranny is revealed. So that excuse doesn't really work.
getting sick of the tranny meme. Yasu didn't care about being a girl or a boy other than the fact they never had a reason to question it in the first place before getting mind-fucked with the awful existential crisis that learning the truth brought on. Kanon and one of the love demons shows that Yasu was fine with whatever gender they could pull off, but the nature of the accident made being a proper male OR female impossible for them which was the real issue.Homo? Probably, but as we can see from an intact Lion he's fine being a boy if not a feminine one.
>>18291788Confession of the Golden witch
>>18291898That not change the fact that Yasu is the culprit
How natsuhi used the red truth in that part? Or was lambda giving hints?
>>18291898How can someone be so retarded to not figure out that is shannon
>>18292006>"""boy""" without a womb wants to marry and have children with Battler>dresses like woman, talks like woman and even thinks like woman after learning the truth>not tranny
>>18292099you forgot>raised as a woman 99% of their life with no reason to think otherwise, and fell in love with Battler long before knowing the truthLion does not think he's a woman and doesn't want to be a woman.
Would you a rabbit?
>>18292099Except any gay man wouldn't want to be with Yasu either, due to you know, the fact that Yasu looks like a girl, doesn't have a penis and lacks of most male characteristics.
>>18292110>Lion does not think he's a woman and doesn't want to be a woman.Are you saying Lion is a top?
>>18292160I'm pretty sure Nanjo fashioned something akin to a vageen as well as he could from the damage which is why the whole thing happened the way it did. Yasu had seen other vaginas at some point and didn't suspect anything till they didn't get a period.>>18292166he's a fag, but not a girl even though he could easily dress and pass for one.
>>18292186>I'm pretty sure Nanjo fashioned something akin to a vageen as well as he could from the damage which is why the whole thing happened the way it did. Yasu had seen other vaginas at some point and didn't suspect anything till they didn't get a period.How would Yasu even see other vaginas?
>>18292006This is one of my favorite Umineko fanarts. This style is really cute.
>>18292191Lady's maid to Jessica which involves undressing and bathing. Other female servants, anatomy books which we saw in the manga, etc. The whole crisis was not hitting puberty and nothing was said about the shape of the genitals.On the contrary we have a magic scene of Kanon fingering his literal boypussy in front of Nanjo to torment him and calling it a "wound".
>>18292191School books
>>18292207
>>18292224I'm ashamed I found this scene hot after knowing the truth, the sexy voice acting didn't help.
>>18292078Figuring out that it is Shannon is not enough to figure out the mystery. You are first supposed to figure out that Kanon is a culprit and then you are supposed to piece together that Shannon and Kanon are literally the same. Knowing that Shannon did a part of it doesn't really explain anything.
>>18291823I'm a man and I enjoyed the answer arcs more than the question arcs. I also sympathized with Yasu's character and motivations.
I think if Yasu claimed her title and gold betters things would happened
>>18292255>being a eunuch with no acceptable place or future >a use for wealth and statusEndless Witch was the best possible outcome. Shame she threw it away for muh Batoraaa
>>18292207>On the contrary we have a magic scene of Kanon fingering his literal boypussy in front of Nanjo to torment him and calling it a "wound"FUCK, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT PART NOW
>>18292261THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE?
>>18292233It's a secretly fanservice scene ;) only with love you can see the truth
>>18292284I can't help but wonder if it would feel good. Would Shannon enjoy it? I think it would be ok in that case.
Natsuhi hands are hot
is this rika? is there a full image
>>18292320Eyes and clothing don't match
>>18292260The 80 aren't the middle age. She could easily use the money to fix her body and shit.But as she said, she was too scared to see different outcomes (Or didn't know).Either way, it would have been better than what she chose in the end.
>>1829236480s Japan would not have offered anything better, as you can see from Nanjo and Genji's choice on what to do with her. Even today no amount of money would fix what was wrong with Yasu since George wanted children and Battler never came back which is more important.
>>18292401So clearly, murdering a bunch of innocent people was the best option. Why must Anons lack love;_;
>>18292401With that money you can buy love :^)
>>18292417>>18292420Its like talking to a goaty wall.
>>18292401>80s Japan would not have offered anything better, as you can see from Nanjo and Genji's choice on what to do with her.Yeah, because Nanjo and Genji are the best person to know about it.Obvious nothing could have fixed her body on a basic level, but she could have gotten a vaginal reconstruction surgery and boobs, which have been a thing since the... 50? Yes, life wold have still been hard, but it would have been a step in the right direction for her and an improvement over what she had.
>>18292446Such a thing was a novelty in actual practice, only a few cases come to mind with no dedicated practitioners and in Japan it would have been unheard of.Also as I said before, Yasu wasn't a tranny and was more distraught about not being able to love and be loved properly. Battler abandoning her was a bigger deal and as you can see with her feelings towards George and Jessica she did start to have second thoughts on her chances at happiness but Beatrice was the strongest character trait and ensured a Golden Land where everyone could be happy for eternity.
What would you guys think is the worst spoiler to be aware of Higurashi's Hinamizawa syndrome or Umineko's Shkanontrice.
>>18292503Shkanontrice isn't a spoiler though. It's a lie.
Kinzotrice > Hideyoshitrice > Battlertrice > Evatrice > Rosatrice > Shkanontrice
>>18292538Yasu actually was a changeling who could turn into different people by drinking their blood.
>>18292503There's really no single spoiler Hinamizawa syndrome, because that really isn't the culprit of Higurashi. I think most people actually see something like Hinamizawa syndrome coming when they read or watch Higurashi.
>>18292538>forgetting the real culprit
>>18292464>Also as I said before, Yasu wasn't a tranny and was more distraught about not being able to love and be loved properly... which relates to the status of her body. Are you dumb?
>>18292579yeah but she didn't care either direction, other than going on as female made sense until bomb-time. She even created Kanon to explore if being a boy would work.
>>18292320Original is here:https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50944312Apparently it's from Idol Master.
>>18292524Get out rosatricefag
>2018. >Some autists still believe Rosatrice.
The real killer is Ryukishi07
>>18292750The real killer is you for opening the catbox
>>18292703thank you, i'll just have to pretend it's rika
לאמבדאדלטה היא הכי טובה.
The real culprit is a spaghetti
Bullied Bern
What was the best theory until shkanon was confirmed?
Dame da. Zenzen dame da.
>>18292815Shkanon
>>18292815There wasn't anything that made thematically sense as Shkanon, especially if you re-read the previous episodes.
>>18292056Everyone can use the red truth if it's simple and definitive thing.
>>18292364>Fix her bodyIn what way? She will never be able to produce children, the most she could do is get a hormone therapy and get horny only to realize she will never get an orgasm because her genitals are missing too.
What's her powerlevel?
>>18292884>In what way?Self-improvement is a good way to improve one person's morale.
>>18292860When you re-read the questions arcs knowing the truht, shkanon makes a lot of sense.
>>18292056Sad, i wanted Natsuhi to be a witch, a secretly natsuhi-trice based in literally nothing like rosatrice :<
It's a real shame Yasu used his eunuch autism for evil, rather than good.
>>18292889OC pls dont steal
>>18292922
>>18292946"Psssh... nothing personnel... furniture..."
I want a good family like ange's family >-<!!
>>18292991Why Battler too? He haven't killed anyone IIRC
>tfw can't cash out the fucking pile of gold
>>18289225Was Keith a cuck?
>>18292960
>>18293109i love the slut version of bern!!
i know a umineko link was posted earlier in the thread, but is there a download for all of the higurashi sprites as well?
which umineko would u fug?
>>18293192Erika
>>18293192I'd like to think that Yasu would appreciate even a disgusting person like myself showing her some love. Maybe I could act as her Battler.
what they have in common?
>>18293192Eva, cause she needs some tender loving.
Lmao Rosa you are 35 years old and still dont know how to eat yogurt
>>18293259I want someone to write a VoldeRosa-type fanfic on what happened on Rokkenjima.
>>18293192Battler and Black Battler. Ideally together...
>>18293192Will or Black Battler.>>18293278
>>18293288>>18293278fuc off faggots
>>18293292There is no reason to be mad.
>>18293259Rosa is a used good slut who wants to be a "woman" again. I bet she would grab some fucker to raise Maria if Rokkenjima incident never happened
>>18293288
>>18293292Umineko is the most LGBT+ fictional work of the 21st century so far. A huge proportion of the characters in this story are LGBT+.
>>18293310Just Yasu wich means shannon, kanon beatric- o fuck ur right
>>18293310I've been reading Umineko from ep 3, you fucking faggot.
>>18293310>4 in 1 sick fucker>Lambda and Bern>????neck yourself
>>18293325Willard and Lion?
>>18293327Filler people does not count
Battler/Sayo - gayGeorge/Sayo - gaythis whole cast is gay you guys, stop denying it.
>>18293338Does not matter, every gay is killed at the end, so its fine
>>18293325>4 in 1 sick fucker>Lambda and Bern>Will and Lion>Battler, George and Jessica>Zepar and Furfur
why every fucking Umineko thread is full of shitpost
>>18293345/golden truthEVERYONE IS ALIVE AND GAY IN THE GOLDEN LAND
>>18293347Ronove was full homo too pukuku
>>18293349No love = no understand
Natsuhi a best!
Women in Ushiromiya family are nothing more than wombs to borrow. I like it.
Reminder that rosatrice is bullshit.
>>18293393Yeah. Ignoring the fact that one of them abused her only daughter because she got in the way of her romantic relationships. And the fact that one of them threw her son off a cliff because she was suffering a headache. And never mind the fact that one of them literally caused the mass murder of the entire family in every single world.
>>18293413Are you mad
>>18293413>threw her sonno blood no son
>>18293413>And the fact that one of them threw her son off a cliff because she was suffering a headacheThat is vastly oversimplifying what is an incredibly complex situation. Natsuhi did a shitty thing, that is a fact. However, she was unable to conceive, constantly taunted by Eva because she was unable to give Krauss as a child, and to top it all off, Kinzo declared she couldn't bear a child and gave her a random one to take care off.Also, Natsuhi's headaches only truly started after the child fell down the cliff.Please get your facts straight, you fucking moron.
>>18293413Don't even get me started on Rosa. It is evident that a goat like you isn't suited for Umineko. When you oversimplify everyone's actions, of course everyone turns out to be a two-dimensional asshole with no redeeming traits who did it all just for shits and giggles.Seriously, some people should be forbidden from touching Umineko.
>>18293278>>18293288This is some serious patrician taste.
>>18293429>>18293436Ryukishi approved goats, as long as they make theories.Maybe most of my theories are dumb. But you certainly cannot prove me wrong when it comes to Kyrie.
>>18293446I mean, Battler and Will are the most fuckable dudes in the series. Who else is there? Krauss?
>LGBT+Don't even say this shit ironically.
>>18293452Amakusa.
>>18293458Discount Battler.
>>18293449Kyrie is a sociopath/psychopath, but when you really think about it, her actions make sense.She had two choices:1) Go to prison for God knows how long because she would likely be suspected for murder2) Escape without leaving any evidence behind and living a life of luxury.Which one is more logical? And plus, we all know in what kind of family Kyrie grew up in.
>>18293464Kyrie didn't kill anyone, dummy. Rosa and her husbando killed Kraus.Kyrie did what she had to do because as soon the adults started to die the situation turned into some kind of bizzarro prisoner dilemma. If it hadn't been Kyrie it would have been Rosa or Eva.
>>18293458His Higurashi sprite is so much more delicious.
>>18293476>Rosa and her husbando killed Kraus.Err, Eva.
>>18293452Sakutaro
>>18293476Yes, and you think the police wouldn't have suspect Rudolf and Kyrie? lol Everyone would have probably been accused of conspiring to kill Natsuhi and Kruass.
>>18293478Damn, right. He looks meaty as hell.
>>18293486>Yes, and you think the police wouldn't have suspect Rudolf and Kyrie? lolIt's not like there are 3 witness. No to mention the fingerprints on the guns and some guns didn't clearly fire.
>>18293493I think they could have simply accused Sayo of killing Krauss and Natsuhi. After all, Sayo was willing to do whatever they asked of her because she had lost.
>>18293464It is literally stated that she took the opportunity to kill everyone for the gold, because she saw that opportunity before everyone else. She did not do it so save her own ass from the law enforcement. And even if she did, who cares? Would you murder your family just because you think that that otherwise the police would think that you murdered them?You said it. She is a psychopath.
>>18293204This guy gets me.
>>18293514To be fair, they were not Kyrie's family. They weren't her blood relatives, so I can understand why should wouldn't give a fuck about killing them. Rudolf though.
>>18293484Sakutaro is a onahole uryuu!
why cant teacher like this come to my school?
>>18293524>They weren't her blood relatives, so I can understand why should wouldn't give a fuck about killing them. That does come off just a little bit disturbing. Are you a psychopath as well?
>>18293627I am talking about fictional characters. And I was comparing Kyrie and Rudolf specifically. Kyrie didn't have blood connections to the family, so I can understand why someone like her wouldn't have doubts about killing them.Rudolf, however, didn't seem to feel a lot of remorse when it came to killing his own blood relatives. Doesn't that make Rudolf even a bigger psychopath than Kyrie? Also, please refrain from ad hominem. It doesn't make you sound intelligent in the slightest.
>>18283622This fuck singlehandly changed the entire tone of the VN for the finale
>>18293669>Kyrie didn't have blood connections to the family, so I can understand why someone like her wouldn't have doubts about killing them.I don't understand this at all. Would you mind explaining it to me?>Rudolf, however, didn't seem to feel a lot of remorse when it came to killing his own blood relatives.Rudolf was emotionally blackmailed by his partner. Rudolf would not have killed anyone without Kyrie's pressure on him.
Mind the gaap!
Which Seacat has the largest breast size?
>>18293429
>>18293776Pachinko Kyrie probably.
>>18293776Shannon *giggles*
>>18293429Natsuhi didn't push the servant off the cliff out of malice. She simply found an easy way out of her problem and decided to take it, pushing aside her morals. There is no way she could go against Kinzo, but she really hated the idea of having to raise that fucking baby.It's LITERALLY the same thing Yasu did. She found herself in a bad situation and didn't see an easy way out of it, so she decided to use the bomb to end her problems. Why do we blame Natsuhi when the creepy killer tranny did the exact same thing in a bigger scale?
I love ryukishi artstyle but tomitake was fucking awful
>>18293436Oh, come on. Rosa is literally the only Umineko adult that really deserves hate. All her problems boil down to "I'm too ashamed to admit that my daughter is a cringy asperger weirdo, so I'll pretend she's normal and beat the autism out of her when she comes home crying because other kids bully her".If only she could admit that her daughter has special needs, Maria wouldn't behave like a little shit and she would even find time to date married men.
>>18293886Plus some retards thinks she is beatrice
>>18293452Lion is handsome and I don't even like dudes. Fans like to pretend that Lion is some disgusting girly faggot, but he's more like a prince with a pretty face. Like Mythos from Princess Tutu.
>>18293900Yes lion is like a cute elf Prince who is being captured by orcs and well we know what happens next :)
>>18293566>you will never have a bromance with your elementary school teacher and blackmail lolis together>you will never choose a loli classmate you like and have your crafty rapist teacher turn her into your toy>you'll never enjoy your childhood to the fullestWhy live?
>>18293886Rosas problem is a self-esteem image problem. After brunting 3 terrible peoples worth of bullying most of her life plus Kinzo, all she cares about is how people look at her and literally everything Maria does reflects poorly upon her. Rosa is also at fault for her old self-image since she is also the one who keeps leaving Maria home alone, allowing Maria to bring her image down.
>>18293706Emotionally blackmailed? Is that what we call it nowadays? Rudolf is just as bad as Kyrie, perhaps even worse. If Rudolf actually had any empathy and love, he would have ended Kyrie there and saved his siblings and other children.Instead he killed George while grinning and saying 'people kill for money'. Fuck off with your 'emotionally blackmailed' excuse. The shittiest excuse I have seen in ages, for fuck's sake.
>>18293829Sayo didn't actually kill anyone. You can argue that her actions LED to the deaths of people, but even so, one can make an opposite claim and say Kyrie and Rudolf would have killed someone with or without Sayo's involvement. Sayo's biggest sin is actually planning to murder everyone. But make no mistake, in Rokkenjima prime, Sayo killed no one.
What a cute little GIRL
>>18293977Rudolf and Kyrie played the villain role well.
>>18293933This sounds gay as hell, do you have daddy isues?
>>18293922I remember that doujin.
>>18294022Literally the Yasu expy.
Umineko character fandom is quite scary.Paying 25$ for a steam background of your favourite character, not sure what to think of it.https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/550340-Chiester%20%26%20EVA
Guess i'll die waiting for a english trinathology patch :>
You wouldnt fuck a god would you?
>>18294207I'd hold her hand first.
>>18293994Like I said, she gave out Winchesters to a bunch of crazy people and armed a giant bomb. That's pretty messed up, man.
>>18294207No, I'm not gay like you.
>>18293452Why is Will so hot, holy shit.
>>18294327Stop posting, Lion.
>>18294327He has a good personality.
>>18294327R07 has honestly no business drawing such hot men. He's literally one of the hottest 2d men I ever seen.
>>18294367I've seen better. He's kind of stereotypical.
>>18294263>Like I said, she gave out Winchesters to a bunch of crazy peopleKyrie and Rudolf could have easily stolen Winchesters and killed everyone, or took basically any other weapon to commit the crime. In the end, it's pointless. If people are willing to kill, they will find a way to kill.>and armed a giant bombThe bomb is Kinzo's device, and in any case, Sayo TURNED OFF the bomb when she was asked to do it. You can blame Sayo for leading them to the bomb, but she didn't kill a single person directly. Even Battler explicitly says Sayo committed no sins in their world (the real world).Sayo is not sinless, but she's also not this horrible monster people make her out to be.
>>18294379>I've seen better.Name one.
>>18294415Only one? Okay.
>>18294387Why are you defending the creepy small bombs lover tranny?
>>18294433Sexy body and voice, but stinking personality and really from a a bad VN.
>>18294445Hey, Realtà Nua was pretty amazingWhat ruined Fate were the memetically horrendous h-scenes anyway.It's one of the better chuunige ever.
>>18294441A+ argument.I wish Umineko was off-limits for some goats. Seriously...
>>18294445Then, by implication, are you considering that Will has a more interesting personality?
>>18294468Why are the uminekofags so easy to upset? Seriously...
>>18294459Tohsaka's anus is one of the best parts of the novel. It's fucking hilarious.>Umineko will never have a Maria's defenseless anus sceneWhy live?
>>18294509>go into Umineko threads>spout dumb shit>people call you dumb>say they are madMaybe you are the dumb one.
>>18294478Will is a badass detective who singlehandedly solved the whole Seacats.But as far as he is a likeable and well written character, he is rather underdeveloped compared to EMIYA in my opinion.Rather you dislike Archer or not, he does have much more depth as a character than Willard (at least for now, Ryukishi really goes long ways to properly develop even very secundary-like characters, so who knows EP9)
>>18294524Oh yeah? Well... Maybe you are actually completely right!
>>18294527EMIYA had a lot of on-screen time, whereas Will didn't appear for really that long since Chapter 7 was all flashbacks and he only showed up to fuck up goats in 8.
>>18294523Leave pls
>>18294527Yo, calm down now.EP9 should gives us more Hideyoshi, Will have his fair share of hype already, he is good enough as he is.
>>18294576Lmao implying is not going to be a complete side story about George as Beatrice.
Would you eat beato's angeburguer?
>>18294593Or nanjo
>>18294616A loli has no right to have such a deliciously heart-shaped butt.
>>18294616I like the idea of a side story were a lightning frightens George as he searches for the rose of Maria and makes him fall off a cliff, which causes him to lose his balls and become the new Beatrice. His motivation would be the envy of having lost his manhood instead of another person, and so he would start hunting for the balls of all the men on the island dressed as Gaap, starting with the poor Godha.
>>18294738Didn't I tell you to leave?
>>18294527I like Will but he is one of the most unnecessary characters in UminekoHe only exists because Ryukishi wanted to add Lion and he needed a detective for Ep 7 and Battler talking with Lion would be very hard to write
>>18294850He was added because Battler couldn't see past trying not to accuse any of his family and friends and needed someone from the outside to give perspective.
Jessica is in love.
>>18295009I wonder how the guy who made all those JessicaxKanon pics feels about the whole Yasu thing
>>18295018When i started the novel i really liked the couple (even though its a little forced love or at least everyone says the same), and when i knew the truth was a little shocking for me
>>18295009She's boring.>>18295018I would LOVE to have seen the faces of all those Beatricefags when they realized that their waifu was a dude.
>>18295043Meta beato and the illusion are female, so i dont really care.
>>18295043I was to busy crying, fucking EP7 ;_;
>>18283856The Meta is real. The only people who don't think the meta is real are people who either didn't read Higurashi or read Umineko first.
>>18295048I mean, the exact moment when their brain realized the truth, before trying to paint and cover it with excuses or logic. The moment they thought, for a little while "Oh shit! I'm fucking homo!"
>>18295069That happened to me , i read Umineko first so i was really confused, and im still confused about the meta and the relationship between Umineko and Higurashi >.<. Bernkastel is the encarnation of Rika dispair or something? sorry im retarded.
>>18295089>>.<Don't do that.
>>18295069The meta, with the exception of Hanyuu/Lambda/Bern was not realProve me wrong
>>18295077i-if okay if it dont have balls r-right? hehe
>>18295103N-No homo
>>18295094Sooo, Erika wasn't real then?
>>18295077Shannon/Beato are the biggest traps
>>18295121Ryukishi didn't lied when he said that he loves trolling his readers.
>>18295111h-haha y-yes i was getting worried
i love /jp/ even if is full of shitposting, because the umineko twitter fanbase is full of SJW.
>>18295118She was, she just drowned
>>18294148Higurashi and Umineko stuff that Steam puts in my inventory is the only stuff in there that I won't sell.
>>18294148Should have become richer than Kinzo exploiting the cackle economy
What would you do if you saw Rosa abusing Maria in a train?
>>18295089Bern literally appears in Higurashi. How can you not understand her character?
>>18295627Walk past them and try to sniff Maria's hair.
>>18295627Abuse Rosa.
How is it possible for Battler to both be a dickhead normie like Jessica and at the same time be a massive crybaby who understands the feelings of pain and regret in a person's heart?This is the most schizophrenic character writing I've ever seen.
>>18295627Call her out, calmly but harshly, even if there may be repercussions once they leave. Ignoring the abuse is another way of accepting it, and at least my words would embarrass and give the imbecile something to think about, and also to make the child realize that what her mother does is not acceptable.>>18295645Why do you take every opportunity to act like a creep?
>>18295723That's why only someone like Yasu would be in love with him
And then he proeeds to kill his family with his wife
>>18295747It was a very twisted shitty family to be fair.
>>18295723Because the Battler we know comes from a fanfiction written by a teenager with severe mental issues and multiple personalities who had not met with Battler since they were childrenFurthermore, the entire story happens inside Ange's head where she thinks about the public opinion of her family and the message bottles and forgeries, so the Battler we see is a mix of her childhood memories and the fanfictionBut this isn't all, you can still factor in the fact that the first thing Battler did after assuming the Tohya identity was hide from his remaining fmaily and write a story on the internet that incriminated Eva, even if he had access to Yasu's confessionWith all of this it should be easy to figure out that Battler was one of the culprits along with his family, who then teamed up with Ikuko Hachijo and the former leader of the mountain hounds to hide all the evidence and get away with the crime and the goldWhy do you think Battler didn't show his trait of being scared of vehicles when escaping Rokkenjima with Yasu? He obviously killed him and looked for an alternate escape route after finding the corpses of his parentsOr do you really think someone who falls off a boat conviniently ends up in the middle of a road for someone to pick him up with a car and then conviniently get a fake identity for him?
what are your favorite umi bgm? this is mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAtLEG80OE
>>18295768anon...stop... ;_; and i though that umineko couldn't fuck me again.
>>18295768But there's nothing connecting Ikuko or Battler to Okonogi.
>>18295769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ofbbBOn_8E
>>18295801Why would a former mercenary working for the Tokyo organization still maintain contact with it after he is the vicepresident of a rich company?The anwser is simple, there is a conspiracy involving Tokyo, and there is a single known member of Tokyo apart from Tomitake and Takano, and it was a woman named Nomura who had the same age as Takano(Mid 30s)Umineko takes place 3 years after Higurashi, and Ikuko's age is 40 years old, which matches perfectlyThere are more obvious hints to Ikuko's being Nomura's real name, one of them being the fact that she explains her vast wealth by saying her family is rich but for some reason her family dislikes her so much they ignore her, which contradicts with the fact that she hasn't worked a single day of her life yet still has enough money to hire multiple maids, which doesn't make sense because if her family hated her they wouldn't have given her enough money to live with maids for decades, a more reasonable explanation being that she works for TokyoAfter you realize this the rest is easy, Takano worked with Battler's family to obatain the Ushiromiya wealth, but after it failed thanks to Eva she protected and hid Battler, incriminated Eva so everybody would hate her so nobody would care about investigating her death, leaving the way open for Okonogi to poison Eva and become rich after Ange was dealth with either thanks to Tohya's forgeries convincing her or to Amakusa sniping her
These threads have been really active lately.
>>18296041It probably has something to do with Rokenjima's forum demise. All the cancer is coming here now.
>>18296058What's wrong with that forum? I heard about it a couple of times.
>>18296058These threads always had cancer and shitposts. It wasn't uncommon for half of a thread to be nuked at times. Responding to it instead of reporting it only fuels it more.
>>18296058This is hilarious because we are on 4chan, the source of everything toxic and cancerous on the planet. If the cancer is coming from anywhere, it's from this very site.
>>18296208You sound upset.
>>18296208This. Almost anything that isn't 4chan probably has quality discussions of a reasonable quality going on almost always. I would not believe for a single second that any external source would be the cause of the cancer in this thread.
>>18296123Rokkenjima was a paradise for all old fans and newcomers.There's literally not a single negative thing to be said about it other than it sucks that it is getting closed.Most of the people in this thread are probably users from there like myself (after Umineko died a bit in here, that place was a very welcoming new home to me).
>>18295043>>18295063Essentially this.>>18295077There never was a moment like that. I just thought that's a really sad story.
i have no love but i can still seeryukishi btfo
>>18293478He is probably closer to 40 than to 30 in 1986.
>>18297531Suddenly, my AmaxAnge ship is kinda...Turned offForgot that huge gap in age
>>18297531Sooo, you're saying he's a DILF?Sweet.
>>18296041It's almost like Umineko is coming back with a vengeance due to some really irritating Kojima twist. Stay sleepy, dreamers.
I feel bad for gohda, Maria and hideyoshi.
>>18297774Weak.
>>18298520Nah, it's just not my kind of thing.Not so hot to me, I have other preferences.
>>18297515If you don't hate all the Ushiromiyas then you have a certain degree of love that allows you to see them in a positive light even after all the bad things they did
Why is this thread still alive.
>>18295043>>18295048>>18295077>>18295121Do you think people disgust at Lion/Beato work as a meta-commentary on why Yasu felt to much anguish?
>you'll never make Ange regret being born a womanWhy live?
>>18299351Literally worse than Rosatrice. Lion being a girl makes no fucking sense. The story literally makes no sense if Lion is a girl How do people even come to that conclusion?It's not supposed to be something unimportant that works either way. Lion is meant to have a specific gender and everything points to him being a dude. Even fucking Ryukishi had to basically make it super obvious in Twitter and people still tried to twist his words to keep believing that their waifu is a girl.
>>18299646>being born a womanI'm into anal, so I'd make her regret being born a human.Ange is such a pathetic creature! Her butt proves that she's human. Her hairy pussy proves that she evolved from apes. Humiliating! Compared to a metaphysical witch, Ange is a disgusting flesh and blood creature. Lewd!
Ushiromiya Angste is the coolest character and the best girl. Sorry, Mion.
>>18299665>Literally worse than Rosatrice. Lion being a girl makes no fucking sense. The story literally makes no sense if Lion is a girl How do people even come to that conclusion?Denial.
>>18299665Pssh, we mustn't disturb the closet gays. Let them ship their "hetero" ship.
>>18299665You are right but nothing is worse than Rosatrice