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Succubus Emblem.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.18275884

I want a monster girl to fucking murder me.

>> No.18275885
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Ice Queen cuddles

>> No.18275888
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Vampires in girly outfits!

>> No.18275894

x is best girl

>> No.18275898

>>18275894
Night Gaunt

>> No.18275899

Busty himedere monster girl kabedoning you and pushing her chest in your face.

>> No.18275900

>>18275885
She looks pretty happy.

>> No.18275904

How do you de-smug a mofu?

>> No.18275906

I want my Ogre waifus sister to come over for a suprise visit and fist fight with her sister much to my suprise.

>> No.18275907

>>18275888
Did you mean dhampirs?

>>18275904
Clippers or cold water. Gum will work in a pinch but typically results in rape and angry monsters.

>> No.18275909
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18275909

Can we discuss fit monster girls and the abs they possess? Especially dragons..definitely the dragon girls.

>> No.18275913

I know nothing about the monster girls.

Which one/type is the kind to want to get pregnant (preferably repeatedly to make a big family) with your baby?

>> No.18275916
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Mere lizard sized godzillas!

>> No.18275924

>>18275888
Deredere muscled monsters!

>> No.18275927
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Krakens are ___.

>> No.18275930
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>>18275904
Shave it off.

>> No.18275931

>>18275907
No,vampires

>>18275909
Can a feral vampire get fit after so many years of living in the wild?

>> No.18275934

>>18275909
Musclefags are almost as gay as alpfags.

>> No.18275936

>>18275882
She scares me. I might already be her husband and I'm too dumb to realise it.

>> No.18275938

>>18275927
Fighting against after you learned raiju magic. Time to mess with her otouto or scylla imouto.

>> No.18275941

>>18275899
Does she have huge muscles?

>>18275909
Yes, yes we can.
Red Dragons would be prone to such delicious muscles

>>18275931
Yes, they'd be one of two families to look that way.

>> No.18275949

>>18275936
Nobody is that dumb.

>> No.18275950

>>18275941
Ojou monsters are naturally soft. Too much rich food.

>> No.18275953

>>18275913
echidna whole thing is having as many children as possible since they can birth different species

>> No.18275958

>>18275909
That amount of muscle is absolutely disgusting.

>> No.18275959

>>18275953
>A snake
>Having different species daugherus

Say what

>> No.18275962

>>18275949
>he doesn't know about harem protagonists

>> No.18275969

>>18275949
I might be!

>> No.18275971

>>18275950
>Naturally

hence why she is a wild/feral vampire! only soft in the bits where needed

>> No.18275974

>>18275959
Mate, go read some of the profiles.
The whole point of Echidna is that they're a wellspring of different species.
They get one daughter that's like them, and the rest of their eggs are set to "random"

>> No.18275983

>>18275971
Even wild vampires are lean at best.

>> No.18275984

>>18275974
So are you telling me she can literally have a egg spawn a dragon? vampire? slime? lilim?

>> No.18275990

>>18275909
The abs on the bottom right are the only attractive ones in that entire image.

>> No.18275991

>>18275984
In KC's setting the Lilim are all literal daughters of the setting's "Lilith", the Demon Lord.
Even an Echidna probably doesn't have the mana potential to emulate that.
Most everything else is up for grabs.

>> No.18275994

>>18275962
Being completely oblivious to the fact that you have a group of monster girls that want you to fuck them would be pretty awkward.

>> No.18275995
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>>18275984
>lilim?

>> No.18275997

>>18275950
Be that as it may, my tastes for soft have been satisfied, I need muscled ojous!

Big, busty ones that dress elegantly and then can use force if necessary!

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>>18275997
How muscled?

>> No.18276009

>>18276004
>private property
Pff

>> No.18276017

>>18275984
Lilims can only be birthed by the Demon Lord.

>> No.18276022

>>18275984
Echidna in Greek mythology was the mother of a bunch of different monsters that the Greek heroes fought. As a monster girl she retains that part of the myth and can give birth to almost any monster girl.

>> No.18276029

>>18276022
Wait,hold on,how strong exactly is the echidna species? that sounds like it requires absurd mamono mana

>> No.18276032

>>18275997
Looks like you want a knight Ojou Monster. A proud lady Lizardman knight.

>> No.18276033

>>18276004
Big and defined be they on a vampire, centaur, or ogre.

>> No.18276042

>>18276032
Yes I would.
A courtly girly who takes pride in her body and strength!
Also one that has that and huge gams

>> No.18276046

>>18276029
Open wide Anon! Here comes the train, choochoo~~~~

http://mgewiki.com/w/Echidna

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>>18276046
Clicking a link or using a search engine would be too hard for that ESL fag.

>> No.18276072

In Monstergirl-run lands, do they selectively breed the men into twinks with big dicks?

>> No.18276077

>>18276072
No.

>> No.18276081

>>18276077
then what do they breed for?

>> No.18276090

>>18276072
Monsters and incubi can only have other monsters as children for now.

>> No.18276098

>>18276081
Daughters.

>> No.18276100

>>18275243
That's not exactly what KC said. "People who think causing others misfortune is fun" are not necessarily sociopaths.

>> No.18276103

Every man needs a Kikimora with a big butt in his life. Preferably two.

>> No.18276107

>>18276100
>"People who think causing others misfortune is fun"
Wouldn't that include a huge chunk of the population going by Earth standards?

>> No.18276109

>>18275909
I feel like people who draw abs like these have never seen any before.

>> No.18276113
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>>18276103
I don't like kikis much. But I'll take a handful of mouse maids that I can play with in their stead!

>> No.18276125

>>18276072
>>18276090
Welcome to MGE, please enjoy the copious translated material on the wiki and pastebins.

You've just touched on one of the aspects of the setting that gets bandied about as grimdark: the eventual population collapse caused by the resistance of the old order as monsters consume lands.
Until the Demon Lord wins the seat of God and is able to rewrite some core reproductive rules, males can only be converted from their base species.

>> No.18276126
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>>18276029
Art update when?

>> No.18276130

>>18276090
Realistically, they would run a hydraulic empire, with the resources to be handed out being men.

>> No.18276133

>>18276126
Just watch, she'll get the updated art treatment and suddenly be S tier with the fans since she already has an interesting gimmick and high power level.

>> No.18276137

>>18276126
>Swollen stomach full of daugherus

Fuck

>> No.18276140

>>18276107
I don't think a huge chunk of the population tries to cause others misfortune for "fun." Not to mention I assume KC is talking about a general way of life, not a random, one time joke or such. And that he's talking about genuine misfortunes, not things like say aggravating someone on the internet.

>> No.18276141

>>18276130
A lot of the world guides do talk about monsters only doing shit and joining the demon lord's army to meet men.

>> No.18276150
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>>18275934
If alps are gay and muscles are gay.
And a negative * negative = positive
Then a muscled alp would be the straight.
unf a big muscled cutie with thighs as thick as trees would succ the soul out of me.

>> No.18276154

>>18276126
That still doesnt tell me how strong she is compared to other monsters

wild guessing just below lilims or broken tier? as they can birth almost any monster

>> No.18276156

>>18275347
>I genuinely agree with this in the case of the musketeer. Her face and clothing are so much better, she has that sexy tomboy look to her with slightly messy hair and a playful look on her face.
>Meanwhile, the Holstaur form has a stupid grin, her eyes look weird, and her hair is now all fluffy and uninteresting. Her nice cowboy clothes also look "off" now.
>I really love the idea of a gunslinger Holstaur, but KC didn't do the best job with this one. Monsterisation is supposed to be an upgrade, but he's got a tendency to draw their human forms is a way where it can feel like a massive waste instead.

Reminder that KC didn't actually draw those girls as far as I know. Most all the art inside this book is by someone else who is simply trying to use the same style. KC consulted and provided some art (and may have written the info for the various items and such, I'm not sure if we have confirmation on all this yet).

>> No.18276168

>kabedoning loli monsters
>suddenly picking them up into a princess carry
>making them stand on tiptoes and arch their necks back for a kiss instead of bending down slightly more yourself

>> No.18276170

>>18276140
>he thinks I was talking about simple shitposting

>> No.18276171
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>>18276126
We got a partial art update on the cover of MGE volume 1. Plus we have Merse.

I know it'd be nice to have more, but that's more than a number of monster girls have gotten.

>> No.18276173

>>18276156
Wait, he didn't?
Now I want to see KC's take on her, maybe he would make her an actual improvement over the original like she's meant to be.

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18276178

Dullahans have fantastic ways of self stimulation.
(Yes, I know its not a Dullahan)

>> No.18276186

>>18276173
KC only drew the Succubi classes for the book.

>> No.18276193

>>18276171
What IS the deal with monstergirls and yogurt?! Why do so many of them spill so much of it all the time?

>> No.18276198

>>18276154
Other than Lilims at the top and other monsters like Dragons, Baphomets, and Echidna being high ranked monsters he doesn't really do power rankings. Some monsters like 9 tailed Youko and Inari are said to be able reach the power of low level gods but most entries if a girl is powerful it just says high rank monster with no real information on what exactly that means.

>> No.18276203

>>18275909
Top right and bottom right a best, would love a griffon like that.

>> No.18276204

>>18276178
>I know its not a Dullahan
That's the right idea though.
Also yes, I bet they would do that.

>> No.18276211

>>18276193
They're sending a message.

>> No.18276212

>>18276193
Imagine one of them coming across The Manwhore.

>> No.18276223

>>18276141
More specifically getting a man as reward for something is the strongest motivation and works even for monster girl types that are normally too independent or lazy to do good work.

Course a man is far from the only thing that can motivate a monster girl, but its something that motivates them to perform unbelievably well.

>> No.18276227

>>18276204
>>18276178
>Curvy sexy Dullahan who just retired from the military to settle down with a husband
>He's off at work one day while she's at home
>"Ngh... S-so horny these days but husband's not here..."
>Holding her head in her hands as she looks around the house to make sure its empty
>"M-maybe if I..."
>Slowly brings her lips to her 'lips' and gently begins self-cunnilingus
>"Hhaaahn... husband... mmmnnn, come home soon..."
>One hand holding her head in place while the other fondles her own ass and slaps it from time to time
The superior Dullahan.

>> No.18276229

>>18276150
Gayness adds. It's (alp) + (heavy muscles) = really gay

>> No.18276234

Since monster girls come from different countries are there different heroes to take them on?
Like the mist continent
Kung fu masters?
Desert kingdoms
Assassins?

>> No.18276244

>>18275916
GIANTESSFAGS GTFO YOU’RE AS BAD AS THE FATFAGS. AT LEAST THE NTR FAGS KNOW TO STAY IN THEIR OWN THREADS YOU GODDAMN DUMPSTER FIRES OF HUMAN BEINGS.

>> No.18276248

>>18276234
>Desert kingdoms
>Assassins?
Crusaders

>> No.18276252

>>18276234
Fuck you anon,now i imagine assassins 'assassinate' monster girls by ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

>> No.18276260

>>18276229
We need a positive multiplier. Something normally straight that makes the gay gayer. Can we do powers?

>> No.18276262

Which monstergirls would believe in the flat earth

>> No.18276267

>>18276234
>Desert kingdoms
>Assassins

>> No.18276272

If echidnas only birth one echidna during all their lives,wouldn't that mean they would eventually go extinct if something happened to their population?

>> No.18276274

>>18276234
The Mist Continent has three warring factions and monsters are part of all three. They don't seem to have "heroes" in the Order sense since the Order has no influence there. There are incubi in one nation that are considered transcendent sages called "xian" and are apparently very powerful (this faction regards humans as superior to monsters and thus prefers to call the most powerful monsters gods).

>> No.18276273

>>18276262
Underground newspaper ratas, gremlins, wurms

>> No.18276275

>>18276229
It's gay or not gay.
"Really straight" makes no sense. Therefore "really gay" isn't the answer.

>> No.18276278

>>18276244
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit huh buddy?

>> No.18276280 [SPOILER] 
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Your childhood friend who disappeared at sea many months now is back. What will you do?

>> No.18276286

>>18276234
Memesassins as a military force ignores the awesome cavalry of the desert peoples.

>> No.18276289

>>18276272
The whole point is that they are really rare "dungeon boss" equivalent high ranking monsters that nobody except the most powerful heroes will ever see.

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>> No.18276295

>>18276280
Irrumate her.

>> No.18276297

>>18276280
I only had one childhood friend, and she's a jiangshi now. She always tries her best at her parents' chinese restaurant.

>> No.18276302

>>18276272
Fallen Maidens has a bit about how sufficient mana gathered in snake church rituals can change a human into one. Also in the same book a Lilim creates one on a whim.

>> No.18276303
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>>18276272
They are noted to be very rare monsters, but there are various means to boost their numbers.

1. On rare occasions that first daughter could be twins and thus you get two echidnas.
2. After the first birth what they birth is random except that the more powerful the man the more powerful the monster is. Ergo it is possible to randomly give birth to another echidna eventually and having a powerful husband raises those odds.
3. Certain humans have the potential to be transformed into echidnas. Lilims can do this to such potentials, and its also the most esteemed transformation that the humans of the Cult of the Snake God aspire to.
4. Echidnas evolved from regular lamias. So it should be possible on rare occasions for that mutation to happen again in a lamia's daughter.

>> No.18276304

How do you even find the motivation or inspiration to write anymore

>> No.18276307

>>18276260
I don't know what can help you there. Seems like you are stuck with gay no matter what.

>>18276275
You don't need to think too much about it, anon. Like you said, it's gay.

>> No.18276310

>>18276303
thats one chuuni looking snek

thanks for all the info anon

>> No.18276314

>she was a catgirl scribe that noticed some accounting errors
>he was one of the Pharaoh's concubines who saw another murdered under unusual circumstances
>and she was an anubis from royal guard who wanted to get to the bottom of this

Is this an interesting premise for some (non-MGE) writefagging?

>> No.18276318

>>18276280
Show her my waifu.

>> No.18276320

>>18276310
Anon I think chuuni goes out the window when they are an actual supernatural creature

>> No.18276323

>>18276302
Not precisely a whim, lilims basically see women with the potential to become high rank monsters as extremely valuable targets.

>Additionally, even a lilim with overwhelming mamono mana cannot easily change them into monsters such as “baphomet”, “echidna”, “dragon”. In the case of creating a highest rank monster in this way, not only must the lilim herself use a vast amount of mamono mana, there are various conditions that the human woman being changed into a monster must satisfy, such as possessing a lot of mana to begin with, the direction of the woman's desires, strength, and other qualities. Only then is it possible to change them into one of these races.

>Since human women who can be changed into these races are extremely precious, when a lilim spots these women, she will aggressively attempt to change them into these monsters.

>> No.18276327
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>>18276320
Nonsense,chuuni can apply to anything,even monsters

>> No.18276338

I wish alpfaggots would jump off a cliff.

>> No.18276347

>>18276307
I'm not trying to ungay alps, I'm wondering what the mathematically gayest creature in existence is.

>> No.18276348

>>18276314
>uses MGE girls, but doesn't want to use actual setting material
Pussy.

>> No.18276364
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>>18276303
>She’s so bold and even manly, that she act likes she doesn’t care, but in actuality she has a strong hatred and fear of "womanhood". Not towards "others who are women", but towards "herself as a woman". She was relentlessly abused by her mother during childhood which caused her to lose her right eye. Additionally, her mother went with another man and abandoned her. Her father collapsed from stress and worry.

Jesus Christ.

>> No.18276371

>>18276347
That would be tall, muscled alp who is a dom.

Dom alps are really weird though as it's the desire to be dicked so hard they become female that makes them transform.

>> No.18276376

>>18276348
Since when has anyone used KC's setting to the letter in writefagging?

>> No.18276379

>>18276364
But anon hurrr da order da bes down with monster lord don b traitor t. roleplayer hurr

>> No.18276385

>>18276280
Cry, probably.

>> No.18276388

>>18276348
I just prefer settings where MGs are apex predators and run societies of their own; but in a more naturalist sense, without some of the demonic mana corruption stuff. To be, pseudohistorical MG societies are better for the sorts of stories that interest me.

>> No.18276389

>>18276376
It's more than obvious that you haven't browsed these threads for more than a year.

>> No.18276395

>>18276376
We've had a few, especially for individual stories.
I think Nyanon kept pretty close in a certain ill-fated attempt.

>> No.18276397

>>18275888
Perfect

>> No.18276396

>>18276379
Humanity > Pussy.

>> No.18276398

>>18276376
Not everyone is a 'Eww corruptionfags amirite fellas no sex for me thanks' fag

>> No.18276419

>>18276364
>getting raped by a Lilim who forced her to become the very thing she hated and she ended up happy for it and immediately forgetting why she should be angry about this in the first place.
This is why certain aspects of the setting are completely fucked up, regardless of KC claiming that it only allows happy endings.

>> No.18276422

>>18276364
>Additionally, her mother went with another man and abandoned her. Her father collapsed from stress and worry.
That poor motherfucker. Maybe he found solace in whatever the MGE offers as an afterlife.

>> No.18276425

>>18276376

I dunno, probably some stories on the jap site.

>> No.18276429

>>18276419
SpaceBattles pls.

>> No.18276431

>>18276389
Oh fuck off, I've been here since we were on /a/. Most writefags take aspects of the setting but very few use it word for word.

>> No.18276432

>>18276396
And becoming a being with all the good traits of a human plus long life, immunity to most diseases, the frailty of old age, etc. is better still.

It'd be one thing if monsters were destroying human cultures and societies, but at worst they are only removing things that get in the way of sex with monsters. More often they are preserving and taking on aspects of human cultures, even saving almost lost cultures and technologies according to Succubus Notebook.

>> No.18276439

>>18276419
>Ignoring all of the context that happened within her story during her transforming
Just stop trying

>> No.18276440

>>18276379
>human women are shits
>female heroes are unreliable shits who monsterize and turn traitor instantly
Order just needs to keep their thots both under control and off the front lines.

>> No.18276444

>>18276432
Still no thanks. They can keep doing what they want though.

>> No.18276445

>>18276419
I have the feeling you want to have something to feel negatively about.

>> No.18276447 [DELETED] 

I'd rather have fatfags than these HFY roleplaying idiots who belong on MGU.

>> No.18276448

>>18276280
I don't have any childhood friends.

>> No.18276449

>>18276398
>Eww corruptionfags amirite fellas no sex for me thanks
This has nothing to do with the post you were quoting.
Is someone shitposting as hard as possible right now or is it just me being paranoid?

>> No.18276453
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She literally had ZERO reason to be corrupted.

>> No.18276455 [DELETED] 

>>18276447
>HFY roleplaying idiots
???

>> No.18276457

>>18276419
She didn't forget why she was angry. She came to understand that monsters are immune to the things she hated about being a woman (cruelty to children, betrayal of loved ones), so she had no reason to hate being a monster or a woman as she at last had assurance that she would never become like her mother was.

Heck, Merse's is probably the best of the Fallen Maidens as far as there not being much to interpret darkly.

>> No.18276459 [DELETED] 

>>18276447
Pretty much, thread is absolutely insufferable during this time. I thought we were past it too.

>> No.18276460

>>18276429
When did those faggots start getting into monstergirls?

>> No.18276462

>>18276371
I wouldn't be against eating her out after after her workout session. I want to get all of her musk on my face to ward off other mgs.

>> No.18276464

>>18276453
She's a degenerate and is the only fallen maiden that 100% deserves to be killed.

>> No.18276466 [DELETED] 

>>18276447
I grow more and more tired of every single type of "-fag" on these threads and their neverending petulant arguments. I just want to see and read cute shit but every thread is just nonstop arguments and bait-taking.

>> No.18276469

>>18276453
>exposed thighs and thighhighs
Yeah she did.

>> No.18276470

>>18276453
Some people just get caught on the crossfire. It's bound to happen.
The girl on the left really shows how KC likes his lolis though.

>> No.18276471

>>18276445
You really think someone would do that? Dichotomately oppose the very topic of the thread just to get in an argument on the internet?

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Let's stop arguing over hfy and discuss lilims instead.
My favorite is Mari because her art is the best.

>> No.18276474

>>18276449
It's shitpost hour apparently

>> No.18276476

Any echidna stories?

>> No.18276477

>>18276464
>and is the only fallen maiden that 100% deserves to be killed.
"why"

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18276483

>>18276455
People like >>18276396 and >>18276419

>> No.18276489

>>18276453
She dared to question/doubt the Chief God and was thus abandoned by her, which left her open to becoming the Fallen God's disciple.

Plus she couldn't very well forever remain part of the Order while also sheltering monster orphans.

>> No.18276490 [DELETED] 

>>18276447
>>18276459
>>18276466
t. fat- and alpfags trying to deflect negative attention away from themselves

>> No.18276492

>>18276477
She has SEX anon.
SEX!
As a MONSTERGIRL!!!!

>> No.18276494

>>18276483
The people that argue with them are just as bad

>> No.18276495

>>18276460
I just assumed it was a boogeyman, unless someone can find proof they're actively raiding here or something.

>> No.18276496

>>18276473
HFY is shit, Lilims are SHIT TOO!

>> No.18276497

What happends if your family moves away from your childhood friend?

>> No.18276498
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18276498

>job classes are confirmed to not be exclusive to Succubi
IMAGINE

>> No.18276501

>>18276477
Bad person.

>> No.18276506

It's raining shitposts, apparently.

>> No.18276508

>>18276497
She becomes friends with someone else and slowly begins to forget you.

>> No.18276510
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18276510

Hi. Second chapter of Victory and Defeat is done.
https://pastebin.com/huX0gZBb

>>18276496
>Lilims are SHIT TOO!
Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out

>> No.18276511 [DELETED] 

>>18276466
Sadly this is the state of the general (yes it is a general so don't even whine about that). All OC save some second-hand leftovers from discord has left, and all discussion is just rehashed bait and forced fetishes. These threads should maybe be once a week instead of daily shitposting. But that would require janitors/mods to actually do their job, and word on the street is our old staff member no longer works on /jp/.

>>18276490
Nope. I'm tired of everyone's shit. But some shit is better than other shit.

>> No.18276513 [DELETED] 
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18276513

>>18276501

>> No.18276516

>>18276473
Who is the one in wrath? she looks kinda.... 'broken'

and not in a good way

>> No.18276518
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18276518

>>18276498
Reminder that KC says flow kelps are well suited to the "magician" class for sea monsters just as sea bishops are the bishops/monks.

>> No.18276521

>>18276422
He turned into a gay spirit and grew a vagina

>> No.18276522

>>18276508
What if she was a monster?

>> No.18276525
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18276525

>>18276477

>> No.18276526

>>18276497
You have that scene where you promise to come back and marry her when you grow up. Then you make the same promise to another 3-4 girls and forget about all of them.
If you don't, nothing happens though you might run into each other in the future, both with families and living a happy life.

>> No.18276527

>>18276490
Think before you type out another putrid nonsensical pile of garbage again please

>> No.18276535

>>18276497
Anon, that's literally part of my waifu fantasy.

>> No.18276537

>>18276510
Wow, that was fast.
Sorry, but Lilims are shit and if you want people to blame for it then take it up with the faggots who pushed their shit OCs during the craze last year while you were writing an actual story instead.

>> No.18276538

>>18276522
She has sex with someone else.

>> No.18276541
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18276541

Come the fuck on already guys, this is fucking embarrassing. Get your shit together.

>> No.18276542

>>18276506
Literally every single thing that is being posted right now. It's like every semi-reasonable poster loses their fucking mind when the bait shows up.

>> No.18276543

>>18276522
Same thing.

>> No.18276545

>>18276304
I dig for ideas

>> No.18276548

>>18276541
Do more recolors

>> No.18276549

>>18276541
It can't be stopped. Just crawl into your shelter and wait for it to pass.

>> No.18276550

>>18276473
Why does that chart only go to seven when there are at least nine?
Where is the Queen of Hearts?
Why so many steelim?

>> No.18276552

>>18276543
Kindly fuck off.

>> No.18276554

>>18276541
Post cute or post lewd, we're not helping.

>> No.18276557

>>18276537
Other than Lani no other OC has been pushed though, and even then chowder only does it on the discord.

>> No.18276564

>>18276490
I don't think it's fair to compare fatfags to literal faggots like alp lovers.

>> No.18276565
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18276565

>>18276541
>>18276554
At least dragon daughteru's are cute. even if this is a wyvern its close enough.

>> No.18276566 [DELETED] 

>>18276511
This is the most blatantly obvious bait post from one of the butthurt faggots trying to undermine the threads because they were driven out for being faggots. Fuck off and die.

>> No.18276567

>>18276552
Being friends with a girl does not mean that she will fuck you. Especially if you move halfway across the country.

>> No.18276571

>>18276565
what did she dream about

>> No.18276574

>>18276552
Just because someone is your friend doesn't mean they'll become a monster and chase you to the end of the world, and hell, even if they monsterize you won't be in contact with anymore and it's not like she can't make anymore friends.

>> No.18276575

How about we just talk about something comfy, like dicking the daughteru?

>> No.18276577

>>18276473
I will never understand how Selene is avarice.

>> No.18276578
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18276578

>>18276548
Go a week without repeating any of the same arguments or taking the bait and I'll do it.
>>18276549
I already do that way more than I'd like to.
>>18276565
>>18276554
Amen. Or, you know. The opposite.

>> No.18276579 [DELETED] 

>>18276566
>H-He's wrong! E-Everything's fine!
No anon. It is you who needs to fuck off and die.

>> No.18276585

>>18276567
>>18276574
Not that dipshit, the "Oh she'll just forget you" part. Fuck off with that.

>> No.18276587 [DELETED] 

>>18276566
He's right, and you are probably one of the people shitting up the thread for fun.

>> No.18276588

>>18276565
>Wyverns
>Not dragons
Fight me! Also, I want an awawa to have her plushie as a toy.

>> No.18276589

>>18276579
Go back to the shithole you came from cancer.

>> No.18276590
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18276590

>>18276566
He's far from wrong if you were actually here for the past few month where Alp and feederfags exploded in numbers.
It's not bait, it's an inconvenient truth.

>> No.18276592

>>18276585
Confirmed for never having friends.

>> No.18276593

Who would’ve thought people in love with hedonists would enjoy being upset so much?

>> No.18276594

>>18276566
>driven out
They don't actually leave. They just stay and passive-aggressively shitpost.

>> No.18276596

>>18276592
[citation needed]

>> No.18276597

>>18276571
Actual dragon slayers

>> No.18276598

>>18276585
Really depends on how "friendly" you are with her and how obsessive she is and if they are already monsterized.

>> No.18276600
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18276600

>>18276537
>Wow, that was fast.
Yes, I've been drafting the entire story first so all that's left is writing it into prose. Added to that is how chapters 1 and 2 are relatively short due to the events in there happening fairly quickly, as I'm confident the chapters will get bigger and bigger after a while. In reality, I've been working on the story for several weeks before even putting up chapter 1.

>Sorry, but Lilims are shit
fuk u

>> No.18276602

>>18276593
We enjoy the rage. It feeds us. Also, there are no monsters to rape away the pain. Demon Lord, please save us soon.

>> No.18276606

>>18276598
The ideal situation is an "Ore Monogatari" scenario.

>> No.18276607
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18276607

I wanna fuck this blueberry

>> No.18276608

>>18276596
Friends usually stop being friends after having months if not years apart from each other.

>> No.18276610

>>18276585
It's not like she'll completely forget about you, it's just that her present life will take priority and while she might remember you from time to time it's not like you'll be on her mind.

>> No.18276612
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18276612

Tainted Spirit Energy-NOT EVEN ONCE

>> No.18276615

>>18276557
Does anyone there actually care about her, or do they ignore it like the thread did?

>> No.18276618

>>18276590
>alpfags exploded in number
>still the least talked about monster on average
Sure they did

>> No.18276619

>>18276608
Sounds like you've never had good friends.

>>18276610
Anon, the other guy's wording was very bluntly that she'd flat out forget.

>> No.18276621

>>18276593
Niches like this attract autism. It can't be helped.

>> No.18276623

>>18276618
>>still the least talked about monster on average
Not him, but you're fucking delusional

>> No.18276624
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18276624

>>18276578
>Amen. Or, you know. The opposite.
Baronessfag i do not believe cursing someone is the right thing to do, at all, even if you corrupt them thats not a curse, thats improvement.
>>18276588
Dragons are always cute, no matter the subspecies!
>>18276600
>fuk u
They're SHITby that i mean they're CUTE and make good doms.

>> No.18276625

>>18276615
We ignore it and call him a massive faggot in private. If we said that to his face he'd go on another massive tantrum.

>> No.18276629 [DELETED] 

>>18276587
>>18276590
>basically whines about his fetishes not being allowed
>eagerly slurps down discord circlejerk cock
>wants mods to start deleting these threads
>conventiently only starts crying about shitposting at the most opportunistic moments and pretends peaceful times don't exist
But yeah he's totally """""""""""right""""""""""""" and totally not a raidfag from some festering aids-party.

>> No.18276630

>>18276623
Oh, you're right. Matangos are still talked about way less.

>> No.18276631

>>18276607
The question is, mom or daughter No you can't choose both you greedy faggots. Anyone know if the lore of Shinra Bansho is interesting at all? I'd at least like to know more about the Cerberus Kraken thing.

>> No.18276633

>>18276615
No, they just ignore her. People barely talk about lilims anyway so it's jus when someone mentions them he makes sure to throw in a Lani with 'more popular lilim' doing X

>> No.18276635
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18276635

>>18276624
>Spoiler

>> No.18276636

>>18276624
>Big scary baronness cheerily waving to some passing human refugee lolis in the town square
>"Be cursed in hell, little ones~!"
>Just the happiest smile on her face as they look around uncomfortably
>Her husbando awkwardly coughs next to her to explain

>> No.18276640

>>18276631
the mom so i can tell dad jokes to the daughter.

>> No.18276641

>>18276631
>spoiler
But anon!

>> No.18276646

>>18276631
Both

>> No.18276650

>>18276624
>Dragons are always cute
That they are. doesn't matter the subspecies, size and age, dragons are always for hugs and more love then they can recieve.

>> No.18276652 [DELETED] 

>>18276629
>excessive quotes
Oh so you're from /pol/. No wonder you can't accept that something might be wrong, and that that something might be you.

>> No.18276656

>>18276641
"No, young man! There is no option three!"
And that's how you get chosen and disciplined and by a momcubus.

>> No.18276657

>>18276607
You're on the path of good taste, mang.
>>18276624
Hellish wordplay is my specialty! Even moreso when its confusing and not well understood! What?
>>18276636
More like
>Smiles and waves cheerily while secretly marking them for monsterization later on when they're older

>> No.18276665

Which monster girl would you most like to be your stepdaughter, with whom you could cultivate a healthy, entirely pure relationship?

>> No.18276667
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18276667

I want to sing a song for an alp in front of every monster race. Her reaction would be cute.

>> No.18276668
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18276668

>>18276630
And ropers are talked about even less.

>> No.18276669
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18276669

>>18276565
Is there proper nomenclature for young dragons? Pup and whelp seem undignified.

>> No.18276673

>>18276650
B-but they don't want hugs from a lowly creature like a human boy. And don't get any wrong ideas about their tails curling around your leg.

>> No.18276674 [SPOILER] 
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18276674

Reminder to stamp out evil and corruption wherever you find it

>> No.18276686

>>18276667
What song, "The Crying Game?"

>> No.18276687

>>18276625
>>18276633
I've got no idea why faggots like that are even allowed on the discord, but at least they're bothering you guys and not adding to the shit here.

>> No.18276695

>>18276635
What a CUTE despoiling lilim.
>>18276657
Oh i quite understand it but i'm just saying its not really a curse.
>>18276673
>B-but they don't want hugs from a lowly creature like a human boy. And don't get any wrong ideas about their tails curling around your leg.
Thats when you go in for the kiss and tell them they're a treasure.

>> No.18276696

>>18276630
Now hold on when you say "talked about' Do you mean mentioned or discussed?

>> No.18276697

>>18276656
I want to get "punished" by a momcubus so bad
>"You flunked Sex Ed? That does it, young man. I'm going to make sure you pass that make-up test with flying colors!"

>> No.18276702

>>18276673
Pff, right. And my wall lizard should feel honored for getting hugged by me, paying no mind to me nuzzling her.

You just need to learn how to tease your dragon to make her cute side appear.

>> No.18276703 [DELETED] 

>>18276652
>get completely exposed
>pull out the /pol/ bogeyman in an attempt to deflect attention
What else have you got?
Oh right, everyone can tell you've got nothing left, because you already went for the absolute bottom of the barrel desperation strategy.

>> No.18276708

>>18276669
So are young dragons. You think they're born haughty and majestic? That's the result of a good upbringing.

>> No.18276709

>>18276667
Your Kiss, by Hall & Oates?

>> No.18276714
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18276714

https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
For those who missed it last thread
Part 6 (line 700)
And like that anon said, pic related is Nadia, not the flagmander.

>> No.18276716

>>18276656
But anon!

>> No.18276717

>>18276668
>Ropers
>Mantango
You are like little babies. Watch this:
CHARYBDIS

>> No.18276721

>>18276668
I'm pretty sure that's because most anons have seen what their tentacle cousins do to human girls and don't want the same treatment, even if they would never do that

>> No.18276723

>>18276708
Yeah, people need to remember that young dragons take after their mother so if she is a mere there are great chances they will be easier to subdue too.

>> No.18276728

>>18276717
https://youtu.be/vg6z-QNql7U

>> No.18276729

Corruption scares me because I'm a loser that has nothing to my name aside from being a human.

>> No.18276733

>>18276696
In the Matangos case, both. As for Alps, they're mentioned often, but never really discussed because some faggots feel the need to shitpost against them.

>> No.18276735

>>18276729
Shouldn't it appeal to you all the more, then?
It would give you something new to live for.

>> No.18276736

>>18276729
I never thought of it like that, but I guess that makes sense for me.

>> No.18276738

>>18276717
Who

>> No.18276743

>>18276735
I don't think it would.

>> No.18276745

>>18276702
If only there were such an instructional video called 'How to Tease Your Dragon'

>> No.18276748
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18276748

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18276750

I am back, and not as drunk.
I still want big, slutty looking angel/seraphim girls.

>> No.18276754

>Cute monstergirl gets daughter-zoned
>decides to just accept it and enjoy it
However unrealistic it might be the idea warms my heart

>> No.18276755
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18276755

>>18276738
Not him

>> No.18276759

>>18276755
I really need to remember when i post stories

>> No.18276761

>>18276729
I was like that too, then i realized i'm terrible at being a normal human being too, might as well right? I wasn't happy or good as a human, might be better on the other side.
>>18276745
Its simple, you don't need a video to understand how to nuzzle or hug or somehow harm yourself and make her panic.
Or hide and watch her panic.

Actually there's far to many ways to make a dragon panic.

>> No.18276762

>>18276750
>slutty looking angel/seraphim girls.
You're speaking my language.

>> No.18276763

>>18276755
What is this, some kind of zit on my wurm's ass or something?

>> No.18276764

>>18276234
Frozen north
Vikings and Mongols?
Wilderness
Mountain men and cowboys?
Sea faring countries
Pirates and sailors?

>> No.18276769
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>>18276750
I would a love type angel.
I also like them nopan, with pink wings and hair.

>> No.18276771

>>18276545
I've been trying that but all the girls I dig up or roll are shit.

>> No.18276773

>>18276733
>Alps
Their existance is continuous a shitpost by itself.

>> No.18276775

>>18276761
Being an unhappy and terrible human is better than being an unhappy and terrible incubus because at least nobody would have any standards for me when I'm a human.

>> No.18276776
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18276776

>>18276763

>> No.18276779

>>18276750
>>18276762
Slutty angels are overdone. I want angels and demons going to church together on Sunday morning in pure, conservative clothing.

>> No.18276787

>>18276779
Don't let baronessfag see your post.

>> No.18276795
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18276795

How about a dhampir with the worst timing to have a blood craving?

>> No.18276797

>>18276686
>>18276709
https://youtu.be/iorkf-8tjP4
Inb4 fedora

>> No.18276805

>>18276775
Shit i never thought of it that way, i mean, if your turned than you'd have a wife right?
>>18276795
Fighting wither her against mother and then seeing her jump you and feed would make her Mother very, very happy that her daughter found her good side and that she can go back to bed with her husband and not deal with her.

>> No.18276811

>>18276779
Order knights turning thot demons into a conservative loving housewives.

>> No.18276814

>>18276811
That's my fetish.

>> No.18276816
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18276816

>>18276779
>>18276787
Oh nonsense. What fun is the fall if you don't start from high up?

>> No.18276818

>>18276787
Then we go home in the afternoon and grill up some hotdogs and burgers while watching hand-egg with friends from church.

Then that night we have conservative, gentle sex with the lights off for the purposes of procreation, just like the J-man wants.

>> No.18276821

>>18276811
Perfect.

>>18276816
That's the whole point though, you don't fall. You start low and work your way up.

>> No.18276823

>>18276816
What's to say you wouldn't be purified instead?

>> No.18276824

>>18276674
Is there a source to this or is it a one off thing?

>> No.18276827

>>18276714
Was that actually you that said you wont do dark elves and amazons for the roulette?

>> No.18276833

Baronessfag doesnt get a commision because his waifu won't fit on the template.

>> No.18276835

>>18276827
Yeah, what's the problem?

>> No.18276846
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>>18276805
>"Gaaah! This isn't over, mother! Now that I've taken this drastic last option, I am stronger than ever! I will defeat y-"
>"Oh you win sweetie, I forfeit, you can have the chalice back~"
>"W-whaaa?!"
>"Sweetie, I just wanted to see you be happy! And now that I know you can have fun with this cute Anon fellow I don't have to worry about grandkids anymore~ So you win! Here you go~"
>"Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go find your father. You reminded me how hungry I am, fufufu"
>Dhampir and Vampire Hunter Anon stand there dumbfounded as Dhampir's mom, the dreadlord Nosfreta, simply lobs over the Chalice of Holy Eternal like it was a cheap ornament
>>18276833
Whoa, weird, I coulda sworn I just heard a manlet squeaking

>> No.18276847

>>18276811
>Big bad demon has a baby
>Realizes how unsafe her castle is for a baby
>Starting baby proofing everything
>Throwing away all torture devices
>Removing all the spikes from decoration and the skulls
>Makes her guards wear less scary armor
>Uninstalls all the traps.
Kicks the gelatinous cube out

>> No.18276849

>>18275882
>No womb tattoo
It's shit

>> No.18276852
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>>18276824
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Taimashi-to-Akuma-chan
If anyone knows a better site post it

I think there's more but I'm not sure how much or when or if it'll be translated

>> No.18276855

What's a baronnessfag?

>> No.18276858

>>18276833
>Baronessfag doesnt get a commision because his waifu won't fit on the template.
>she's 10 feet tall and he loves it
>he also doesn't even reach past her upper thigh
I do not condone, but its pushing the whole "reasonability for switch" thing a little far with how strong and big she is, not only that but whatever pelvis once was there is going to be annihilated.
>>18276846
I was thinking more of she feeds on him infront of her and she likes it.
>Whoa, weird, I coulda sworn I just heard a manlet squeaking
Was it you?

>> No.18276862

>>18276858
>she's 10 feet tall and he loves it
He should shorten her by 3ft.

>> No.18276863

>>18276849
You can't see it because she's wearing a body suit.

>> No.18276866

I want my waifu to have strong rivalries with other powerful monstergirls in the area. Like a nearby crypt with a Lich Necromancer and her undead horde. And a Dark Mage in the nearby woods that challenge her to wizard duels constantly.

>> No.18276867
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18276867

>>18276818
>obeying a cosmic Jewish zombie when best goddess exists

>> No.18276873

>>18276849
Probably because it might be a WIP.

>> No.18276874
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18276874

Imagine being married to a monster girl who keeps a living doll as her "baby". Every night, you leave her pouting in a crib and, as you leave the room with your wife, the doll yells "pleeeeease just get her pregnant already."

>> No.18276877
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>>18276855
Some loser, definitely ignore him
>>18276858
Switch is a state of mind mein freund, size ain't got nothin to do with it. Plus I'm an edgy chuuni remember, I'm a 2cool4skool incubus that can take that stuff in my fantasies with her.
>Was it you?
I wish, mang. I fuckin wish.

>> No.18276884

>>18276867
Jesus is my only friend.

>> No.18276886

Out of curiosity, what's anon's acceptable waifu size range? Mine is 4 to 8 feet

>> No.18276887

>>18276852
Cute as fuck even for how short it is.

>> No.18276895

>>18276824
Caveat emptor.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2792857
https://twitter.com/tonami_nemui

>> No.18276896

>>18276811
Purity fetish
Best fetish

>> No.18276898

>>18276886
7 is the magic number.

>> No.18276901

>>18276867
Jesus is chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1bSM1etm5I

>> No.18276903

>>18276886
Whatever size a living doll is up to 3 meters.

>> No.18276905

>>18276811
Demons are already loving housewives nigger.

>> No.18276907

>>18276745
It varies a lot from dragon to dragon, you just have to learn yours as time goes on. She migh learn how to tame you though, so be careful.

>>18276761
Pretending to run away while your dragon sleeps is always an efficient way to get her overlyprotective.

>> No.18276909

>>18276862
IIRC he's almost 7 feet tall himself and strongly dislikes it, and wants his waifu to dwarf him in size as a result

>> No.18276910

>>18276867
Ilias was shit and even if she was redeemed in paradox as a Loli she's still a horrible goddess.
>>18276877
>I wish, mang. I fuckin wish.
Even if they'll never be real, thinking of them will fill the void in our hearts friend.

>> No.18276913

>>18276895
I want to hug it

>> No.18276916

>>18276886
135cm to 250cm

>> No.18276918

>>18276905
Nigger, they are huge sluts

>> No.18276925

>>18276886
40 gallon to 200 gallon range for her normal size.
3000 gallon max if she Queens.

>> No.18276928

>>18276905
Demons are bad people that do bad things to other people.

>> No.18276932

>>18276918
>>18276928
>t. Paladin RPfags

>> No.18276939

>>18276909
Something like that.
And she's 9'9, not 10 feet. For whatever that's worth.
>>18276910
Aye. That's the idea innit.
>>18276925
Real talk I love Queen Slimes. I think they're a criminally underexplored species. I wish we had some Queen Slime fanatics in here, I think it has to do with my autism for civilization-type games.

>> No.18276940

>>18276886
8 inches 7 feet. I have a thing for stretchy fairies and can make exceptions for fairly tall girls, but I prefer my girls between my height and into the lower shortstack ranges.

>> No.18276942

>>18276846
>10 ft toll demon
>Local bridge entrance is 13ft tall
Giants go be chads somewhere else

>> No.18276943

>>18276925
Amorphous waifus are cheating and don't count
You too, shoggy

>> No.18276944

>>18276835
I'm just wondering why?
The others I get, but not those two.

>> No.18276949

>>18276886
>acceptable waifu size range
"IMAGINE"

>> No.18276957

>>18276942
Blah blah handwave 'size polymorph for discretion when not just lounging around castle' blah blah, etc etc
>>18276944
If memory serves Beast fuggin hates real hard fdom and has gone on drunken tirades against it before

>> No.18276958 [SPOILER] 
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18276958

>>18276886
26 feet

>> No.18276959

>>18276939
>Aye. That's the idea innit.
Always' been so, its not working as good recently though.
>>18276925
Well thats one way to find people who like slimes, they measure their wife in gallons, but i mean she could be as tall as she wants so the size here is how many of her there is?

>> No.18276960

>>18276886
My waifu is 6, so anything just a bit above or bellow is okay to me. I don't like to in the extremes though.

>> No.18276961

>>18276932
No, just someone that is paranoid of things that seem too good.

>> No.18276962

>>18276895
Damn that artist makes some cute stuff.

>> No.18276968

>>18276960
She's 6 ft by the way, not six years old.

>> No.18276975

>>18276874
Say i get the wife pregnant

then what happens to the doll? its like a sister to the daugheru?

>> No.18276979

>>18276895
>older dudes x lolis
I knew I recognized that style from somewhere.

>> No.18276984

>>18276975
Yes, she gets promoted to onee-chan.

>> No.18276988
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>>18276961
I think this is the main deciding factor between people who like demons and people who loathe them. There's inherently a risky spiciness to it. I love it, obviously, but I can understand/totally see how some people would just always feel too paranoid about it being just one long con game. To each their own though, long as you wanna fug a monstergirl its all good mang.
Have a Shamwow.

>> No.18276990

>>18276886
Anywhere from 1 foot to 8 feet, though my waifu is 4'11 and my daughteru is 3'10.

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>>18276886
6 to 10 feet

If they're above 6 they should keep those proportions and get scaled up rather than doing the human thing and just getting stretched out

>> No.18277003

>>18276895
>loli+guardian
my favorite theme

>> No.18277020

>>18276988
The only monster girls I could trust are the ones that act like uncorrupted humans.

>> No.18277023

>>18276886
8 to 12 feet.

>> No.18277028

>>18277020
I don't think I'd even trust uncorrupted humans.

>> No.18277030

>>18277020
Those are the LEAST trustworthy ones though,

>> No.18277039

>>18276984
Even when the daugheru starts getting taller than her?

>> No.18277049
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18277049

did you guys learn how to princess carry you're monster girl waifu yet?

>> No.18277050

>>18276939
I love Queen Slimes! My waifus endgame is to become a Queen for sure. It's great how they can be their own adventuring party, and I like to think the separated personalities are all different emotional archetypes. For example, there would be one who was far lewder than the others.
>>18276943
>cheating
It's a legitimate strategy!
>>18276959
I just pictured a 55 gallon oil drum in my mind, and based a Slimes general size off that.

>> No.18277055

>>18276932
Disposition: Bold, malicious, lustful
They believe the diminutive and foolish humans ought to be ruled by monsters, and they are the foremost race of the “radical faction" which plans to convert the entire world into a demon realm.

They love seeing humans become unable to resist pleasure and succumb to evil, and they'll use whatever means possible to lure humans onto the path of corruption - at times using their cunning, and at times using their demonic powers.

>> No.18277057

>>18276944
Consider that nearly everything Beast says or does is about hotblooded, manly man things, that the salamander is his favorite monster and that in his stories strong humans can go toe to toe with dragons without holy boosts.
He's not fully against women taking change. (several men get raped in his roulettes.) But showing him some of the more intense Girls for M stories would make him lose his shit.

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18277062

I shared these last thread but it was at the ass end so I'll share again. hhhori did a couple doodles of my Hellhound firefighter waifu. I decided to give her a short hairstyle to make her stand out a bit more, other than just being "Hellhound but with a firefighter outfit", as well as make her a bit more tomboyish/masculine looking. Asked hhhori to design a suit for her as well, which I think looks super sharp.

>> No.18277069

>>18277049
>did you guys learn how to princess carry your monster girl waifu yet?
No she's supposed to princess carry me.
>you're monster girl waifu
NO.

>> No.18277074

>>18277030
They would at least be honest about what they think about me. I wouldn't have to be their friend for two months before I figured out that they actually hated me.

>> No.18277075

>>18277062
Cute!

>> No.18277076

>>18277062
>suspenders
classy

>> No.18277089

>>18277074
Have you never met a human woman?

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18277091

>>18277062
And the other one.

>> No.18277097

>>18276886
Depending on the girl, 6 feet to mini-gts size

>> No.18277105

>>18277089
No.

>> No.18277106

>>18277089
t./r9k/

>> No.18277110

>>18277055
And yet later in the same profile we learn that their real motivation may not be any of that, but rather a desire to protect humans and elevate them beyond their weak state.

>> No.18277116

>>18277049
She might be a dragon, but I can still do it even if she protests.

>> No.18277126

>>18277106
That ain't /r9k/ anon. One of the biggest complaints about women from neets and neckbeards all the way to normie chads is that its so hard to figure out what they really think of you.

>> No.18277141

>>18276958
I wish that was me

>> No.18277142

>>18277110
And yet they view them their "pact" as property and siphon off their spirit energy

>> No.18277158

>>18277142
Sounds like modern women
Ba zing

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18277159

>>18276453
>Entire schtick is that she can speak to god
>God stops speaking to her because she asked a question about faith
>Gets tricked by another god into evil

It's really not that farfetched.

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18277163

Our world is worth aggressively cuddling for!

>> No.18277168

>>18277163
Yetis look stinky
Like a musk ox or something

>> No.18277173

>>18277168
Did someone say MUSK?

>> No.18277174

>>18277168
Yetis smell of pine and freshly fallen snow, Yak Hakutaku is the smelly one

>> No.18277176

>>18276958
>Earrings

SLUT

>> No.18277177

>>18277142
No they don't, the profile outright says the contract is just a synonym for a marriage pact to them.

And once you're an incubus you can eat her energy too.

>> No.18277179

>>18277142
>they view them their "pact" as property and siphon off their spirit energy
I mean that's basically what the average monster does with different wording. The pact can very well be understood as literal marriage.

>> No.18277185

>>18277177
Further, all MGE monsters siphon mana from their husbands. Its the favorite treat even of races that mainly eat normal food.

>> No.18277197

>>18277185
Blood for vampires/mosquitoes

>> No.18277212

>>18277197
Blood is also a means to get mana though (perhaps you were trying to say that, not sure), since mana is in human body fluids.

>> No.18277214

>>18277179
Most moster girls dont steal your spirit energy.
They only want your cum
>pact can very well be understood as literal marriage
>“for offering everything to me, I promise you eternal pleasure.”
Translation
Give me everything and I'll let you fuck me.

>> No.18277217

>>18277141
This

Look how happy she is

>> No.18277223

>>18277173
No High Orcs!

>> No.18277225

>>18277214
>Most moster girls dont steal your spirit energy.
>They only want your cum
Anon...

>> No.18277228

I want a vampire to rip my neck apart when she feeds. bonus points if she was the lord of a castle.

>> No.18277231

>>18277214
>Give me everything and I'll let you fuck me.
Or I could just continue to hide in my room and jerk off.

>> No.18277232

>>18277214
I'm sorry but have you read the settings? Cum is the main way monsters eat mana, as it is highly concentrated in it.

>> No.18277233

>>18277225
Don't bother. He obviously hasn't read the source material.

>> No.18277234

>>18277225
I like how you ignore the bios then turn around and try to pretend you're right

>> No.18277238

>>18277232
Cum isn't spirit energy
It's mana

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Doppelganger medicine must be a big hit with centaur-family girls.

Think about it. DUAL-PUSSY SPITROAST.

>> No.18277245

>>18277173
MMM...Funky

>> No.18277246

>>18277234
>>18277238
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Spirit_energy#A_Feast_for_Monsters
>The monsters feed on spirit energy which they get from men through sex. Much spirit energy is included in the saliva and semen of men
ConfusedMonsterGirlWithQuestionMarkNextToHerHead.jpg

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I want to grope this fox

>> No.18277252

>>18277246
Spirit (Early settings info)
Spirit is similar to what is commonly known as Demonic Energy and as such shares a plus/minus relationship with it. If there is more Spirit, there would be less Demonic Energy. One might think of it as a Yin and Yang relationship - if one exists more than the other the other becomes lessened as a result, ie Inversely proportionate.
Human mages' magic and elven magic utilize this Spirit themselves. However, it is often called "Magic" by humans and elves, and it is often confused with Demonic Energy.

There are different types

>> No.18277253

>>18277240
Do you think nightmares and alps get along because of their folklore?

>> No.18277256

>>18277240
Please stop trying to make double pussy even more shit than it already is. Centaurs are good girls and don't deserve it.

>> No.18277262

>>18277238
Mana/essence is how KC wanted it translated. He didn't like the connotations of spirit energy (which was simply a possible translation), and it never really accurately got across what the energy was supposed to be, so he asked Monster Girls Redux to use mana as a translation instead (and the Seven Seas books use the term mana in general and "essence" for human mana in particular). Surely you've noticed that none of the profiles for years now have used the term "spirit energy," instead using "mana"?

And from World Guide 1:

>For monsters, mana is a delicious treat that is far better than any other kind of food. Monsters that obtain and taste mana will be engulfed in powerful ecstasy and joy. Even monsters that mainly eat things besides mana can still take in mana and convert it to mamono mana. To them, a man's energy is a sweet treat.

>Mana is plentiful in human bodily fluids, especially semen. Besides drinking it through their mouth and ingesting it, they most prefer to milk it out using their vagina by having sex with a man. Since mana is mainly taken in through sex in this manner, while “sex” is an act of reproduction for monsters, at the same time it is also “feeding.” Additionally, the taste and smell of mana lingers faintly on a man's body, and is comparatively thicker on the penis. Monsters can enjoy the taste by licking a man's body, or taking it in their mouth or vagina. For monsters, a man's very existence itself is like a sweet treat because he has mana within his body that they can taste and enjoy by licking, sucking, and having sex, resulting in pleasure that soothes their body and heart.

>For that reason, monsters say “Delicious.” or “Looks delicious.” when they see a human man, and they refer to sex as “eating”.

>> No.18277263

A team of loli Kikis who chirp happy songs as they clean!

>> No.18277273

>>18277252
The passage in your post clearly states that spirit energy and the power for non-monster magic is the same.
Demonic energy is a different thing entirely.

>> No.18277277

>>18277252
>There are different types

Yes there are different types of similar energy in the setting, one used by humans and another by monsters. Its even used to define whether one is human or monster. But what is your point?

>> No.18277279

>>18277253
>nightmare helps her alp friend get into the dreams of the boy she likes so he'll start thinking about her more, like some kind of monster Inception
Would be interesting

>> No.18277280

>>18277262
http://mgewiki.com/w/Early_settings_info#Spirit

>> No.18277286

>>18277280
Again, you're not explaining how that link refutes anything I explained.

>> No.18277288

>>18277263
>their mother, your wife, has the most beautiful singing voice
I wish she'd sing slow, intimate love songs to me

>> No.18277290

>>18277277
The point is spirit energy can be taken directly without cum as demons and ghost do
Taken in blood like vampires
Or taken in cum like the majority of monster girls do.

>> No.18277294

>>18277253
Alps would get along best with succubi, tentacles, and living dolls.

>> No.18277297

>High Orc released
>Finally, a new girl and a cute one too!
>Gets translated
>Stinky Orc! Boooo!
>Thread doesn't even come up with threadcanon for her
>She's largely ignored already
I'm not complaining, she's nasty with the stink fetish, but I just find it funny.

>> No.18277300

>>18277262
>>18277280
I see what's going on
One is using the early info and the other is using the current modified information.
Early info may have been the original source but it has changed.
Current info is what is used as early info is obsolete

>> No.18277304

>>18277297
>no threadcannon
B'orc

>> No.18277305

>>18277290
Were we ever indicating otherwise? This whole debate happened because someone was claiming most monsters did not eat mana, not that cum was the only way to get it.

>> No.18277310

>>18277305
>This whole debate happened because someone was claiming most monsters did not eat mana
The opposite actually
Someone was claiming most monsters eat mana but demons dont

>> No.18277311

>>18277300
I see that but I'm not seeing how the early info on what we now call mana is contradicting the current info. Hence what the point of repeatedly linking to it was.

>> No.18277317

>>18277297
I think people are confusing musk with a bad smell when the bio says that it is something both men and P'orcs find pleasurable. It can't be a good scent and bad scent at the same time, so it has to be good.

>> No.18277320

>>18277263
That would be too adorable anon.

>>18277288
Waifus with beautiful singing voices are just the best anon! I don't think my waifu could ever do anything as embarrassing as singing me a love song, unless I were sick or tired enough to possibly not remember it even though I definitely would. She'd definitely sing lullabies to our daughteru though, so to me that's close enough.

>> No.18277326

>>18277297
>tfw smell fetish but hate brown skin

>> No.18277328

>>18277320
I bet she sings to you in your sleep so you have good dreams, and I bet some of the songs are rather lewd.

>> No.18277331

>>18277317
Smell fetishes in general just disgust me and feel childish. I wouldn't put them in diaper or scat levels of disgusting but it's up there.

>> No.18277333

>>18277317
I just don't like smell as a fetish in general which is why I'm disinterested in her
Plus orcs are poopy

>> No.18277334

>>18277297
She's got the same thing--well, a similar thing--as a troll going. It's a smell, but a sexy one that apparently also gets p'orcs poked up. It's not a bad smell like the bubble slime.

>> No.18277337

>>18277310
Where did anyone claim that? I'm talking about the post below which claimed most monsters don't take mana from men:

>>18277214
>Most moster girls dont steal your spirit energy.
>They only want your cum

>> No.18277339

>>18277311
Early info says spirit energy needs to be processed into mana by cum.
New info says this mana can be in anything that comes out of him not just cum. (Blood, saliva)

>> No.18277341

>>18277263
Would be nice.
I'd like them to have differing feather colors too.
One would be gray and the rest would be more tropical colors

>>18277297
You kidding?
B'Orc a cute
Would probably talk about her more if Capcha wasn't hot garbage

>> No.18277342

>>18277326
>hate brown skin
Please explain.

>> No.18277343

>>18277214
Lay off of the estrogen boyo.

>> No.18277347

>>18277328
Yes, I could definitely see my waifu doing that. As long as she thinks nobody is listening she'll really sing her heart out.

>> No.18277348
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>Monsters can be different classes
>Amazonian Unicorn Dark Strategist

Didn't know I wanted it until now.

>> No.18277352

So what are the factors that make a man "delicious" to a monster girl? Would there be men that monster girls feel would taste gross? What happens to those men?

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18277353

>>18277256
Deal with it.

>> No.18277355

>>18277348
Sauce?

>> No.18277359

>>18277297
Still was popular enough to get plenty of art in a short time compared to regluar orc

>> No.18277360

>>18277348
>Amazonian Unicorn Dark Strategist
There are quite a few things wrong with that

>> No.18277362

>>18277339
>Early info says spirit energy needs to be processed into mana by cum.

I just read over that early info and the word mana isn't even used, nor is there anything about processing aside from what the settings has always said (that monsters convert human mana into their own mana by consuming and processing it).

If the early info is saying what you claim then I am genuinely curious to see a quote.

>> No.18277364

>>18277353
>tfw never going to get the full image

God damn you Illias, curse you and your literally perfect rack.

>> No.18277365

>>18276990
I like you and your family. Never change.

>> No.18277368

>>18277365
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.18277369

>>18277352
Like humans, MGs have different tastes. Gross to one girl might be delicious to another. It seems to be a measure of compatibility.

Girls tend to marry the tastiest man they can find

>> No.18277373

>>18277360
What's wrong with Brown Unicorn's who live in Amazon culture that also happen to be strategists?

>> No.18277376

>>18277352
>So what are the factors that make a man "delicious" to a monster girl?
Being sweet and strong.
>Would there be men that monster girls feel would taste gross?
Psychopaths.
>What happens to those men?
Roach hotel, slime pit, flayer clinic, mushroom forest, etc. There's a reason why shit-tier girls exist.

>> No.18277377

>>18277352
If a monster is already married, any other man tastes nasty

>> No.18277380

>>18277337
siphon straight from the source without cumming is stealing, yes

>> No.18277381

>>18277352
In general all but particularly evil men are delicious to monsters, what makes a man taste better/the best is falling in love with him and considering him her husband, and conversely this is also what makes other men taste awful to them.

>> No.18277385

>>18277376
>Being sweet and strong.
Guess I would taste pretty bad.

>> No.18277389

>>18277373
Rough amazonian nature conflicts with normally passive Unicorns, amazons always seem more melee oriented and not suited for high level strategy, and Dark isn't an adjective I would ever use to describe a Unicorn. A Bicorn, sure, but not pure and sweet Unicorn.

>> No.18277393

What would an echidna do if a female adventurer made it to her treasure room?

>> No.18277394
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>>18277380
Having your mana fed on by a monster girl is generally orgasmic anyway, that includes how vampires and wights can do so via blood drinking and simple touches. One of the few exceptions is how unwed glacies feed.

And what, you think demons don't prefer to get mana via the man's orgasms? Not to mention its part of the contract so its not stealing in any sense.

>> No.18277397

>>18277393
Snake ritual her into a lamia

>> No.18277398

>>18277362
>By absorbing the spirit obtained during intercourse into their bodies, it is then converted into "Demonic Energy".
Before they need to fuck to get Sprint energy so they could turn it into de.
The newer monster girls dont need to that.
I'm guessing to appeal to those with certain fetish

>> No.18277400

>>18277385
Anon, we can't help you with your self confidence issues, only a monster's love can. Find a wife and cheer up already.

>> No.18277403

>>18277400
But monster girls don't exist.

>> No.18277404

>>18277393
Would depend on a lot of things, but if she was surprised by it then I wager she would be pretty disappointed until she regained her composure. And if she knew it was a woman coming perhaps she wouldn't even bother revealing herself, just let her take some treasure and leave so she can spread the word about the dungeon more.

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18277405

>>18277376
>flayer
>shit-tier
Fite me

>> No.18277407

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy with a big elder ignis.
She can keep you warm all evening this winter.
Also, a handy nightlight

>> No.18277409

>>18277403
Then find one in your mind like the rest of us and wait for the portal to open

>> No.18277410

>>18277400
I have a waifu and i think my self esteem has somehow gotten worse.

>> No.18277411

>>18277394
It says in their bio they dont really need to have sex to get the spirit energy as per the pact just standing close they can feed off the spirit energy but in turn for feeding them they have to have sex with him whenever the man wants.

>> No.18277413
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>>18277389
Anon, the "Dark" part of strategist is just KC hamming it up.

Think about it, if they were just called "Strategist" but were succubi who happen to be strategists it would be weird and indistinguishable from anything.

It's like Red Spy and Blue Spy, you know exactly which team there on but if you just say Spy it would be general term.

Also Amazon Kingdom open to all, even degenerate human women are allowed.

>> No.18277422

>>18277409
What if I have several on rotation? Am I shamed for being a manslut, do I get a harem or does it work on a lottery system?

>> No.18277423

>>18277398
Yes they do need to do that, that's how its always worked. Mana is converted into mamono mana, the other side of the "coin" referred to in MGE 1 when it calls the two energy types two sides of the same coin.

World Guide 1:

>Since monsters build up mamono mana by obtaining mana, monsters that have more sex with men and get more energy poured inside them generally become stronger individuals.

I mean sure they should be able to make energy by eating regular food just as humans do too, but the old settings never forbade that.

>> No.18277427

>>18277409
How is that supposed to help?

>> No.18277429

>>18277413
>allowing weak human women among your ranks
This is how you weaken a tribe. Take me to the chieftain, I'll help her churn out some strobg warriors

>> No.18277431

>>18277423
How the demons feed off spirit energy is why they are different from succubutts even though they are in the same category of monster

>> No.18277433

>>18277413
What would Amazonesses think of real-life feminism?

>> No.18277436

>>18277431
False.

Demons are radicals with contract shenanigans.

>> No.18277438

>>18277422
Harem or lottery, most likely. I doubt monsters would shame a man who can single handedly feed several monsters

>> No.18277439

>>18277394
Those tattoos drive me nuts. Bonus if they automagically change when they get pregnant

>> No.18277440

>>18277413
Do they have any bits of empty land that scumbag men can move into so they don't bother monster girls?

>> No.18277443

>>18277407
Buddy, where am I supposed to find an elder ignis?
It's not like I can just go to Costco and pick one up or something.

>> No.18277444

>>18277433
First wave or second wave?

>> No.18277447

>>18277433
Probably would think that they didn't go far enough.

>> No.18277449

>>18277439
I want the heart to pulse bright red at the time of conception. A silly tune would be a bit over the top but welcome.

>>18277438
The problem now becomes that one of the girls on rotation is an unagi joro while the rest are all terrestrial.

>> No.18277451

>>18277436
The demons feared in the former era were not “succubi”, but these “demons". Although they have sworn loyalty to the current demon lord, their ideology is even far more radical than hers.
They go after all humans even when they have a pact with a man.

>> No.18277470

>>18277439
>your wife has an elaborate flower tattoo over her womb that she likes to show off with short shorts
>it grows a new petal with each child
>there are already well over a dozen petals
The best kind of tattoo

>> No.18277473

>>18277411
>It says in their bio they dont really need to have sex to get the spirit energy as per the pact just standing close they can feed off the spirit energy but in turn for feeding them they have to have sex with him whenever the man wants.

I think you may be misunderstanding/taking too far the "keep him at their side so they can siphon mana whenever they please" line. Its not indicating any tendency for doing so without using sex, if anything the rest of the paragraph indicates otherwise.

Namely it says they consider themselves the owners of his "every last drop of semen" and keep him close to siphon energy and at the same time "provide eternal pleasure, as agreed in the pact."

i.e. there are no indications the contract enables the demon to feed in a different way more easily. Other settings info also explains another reason monsters prefer to eat mana through sex if they want more than a taste, namely the corruption fruit article:

>Monsters are creatures that live by feeding on men's mana. For that reason, they can absorb mana in various other places besides their vagina. Even so, this fruit is used to dramatically increase mana absorption through the “skin”, which is normally not very efficient for obtaining mana compared to their vagina and mouth.

>> No.18277474
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6psdv-gOA

>> No.18277479

>>18277443
Summon one from the plane of fire or hit up an elementalist that's not a dude.

And who knows, you may see one as a greeter at CostCo

>> No.18277493

>>18277231
Isn't that what everyone on 4chan does?

>> No.18277497

>>18277474
She'll be fine. They're built that way for a reason.

>> No.18277500

>>18277473
Read the part about attacking human women.
Human women don't have cum like men but their spirit energy can be taken.

>They believe that all women should become monsters, and they actively attack human women as well and change them into monsters. On such occasions, unless the woman comes to have the same radical ideology as them, she won't become a demon; so most will become succubi. For that reason, when trying to recruit a woman as an ally, they take special care during the process of monsterization to thoroughly train and educate the woman, and by doing so awaken and fuel the hidden wicked desire to dominate a man within her, thus raising a demon.

>> No.18277502

>>18277440
You've got Earth for being miserable on, fag.

>> No.18277515

>>18277443
Course not. You have to be a member to get in to Costco

>> No.18277516

>>18277497
>Meah!

>> No.18277533

>>18277049
>lamia
pls help.

>> No.18277537

>>18277502
But being on earth doesn't let me be an urban legend to monster girls.

>> No.18277546
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I've always preferred Devils to Demons. Too much paperwork and not enough home cooked meals.

I can just image her delight when I start tearing up after the first few meals, finally aware that this is really happening

>> No.18277552
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>>18277049
Ratatoskr are very small and easy to carry!

>> No.18277555

>>18277546
This. The fastest way to my heart is through my stomach.

>> No.18277556

>>18277158
>tfw no memecat to shout Bulgaria whenever she memes on you

>> No.18277558

>>18277500
I still think you may be misunderstanding. All monsters can feed on a woman's mana through sex as well, though its also described more like them pushing her mana out by using their own (while also using their mana to devour hers).

That is its not a special ability of demons, its a standard method of monsterization in the setting.

>> No.18277562

>>18277546
Devils are for anal.

>> No.18277575

>>18277552
Cute cute cute Rata-chan

>> No.18277580

>>18277552
Anon no! That's bullying!

>> No.18277584

>>18277575
Force her into an Idol outfit and make her do a dance and song!

>> No.18277585

Monster girls fixing edgelords is cute. I bet they'd make a TV show about it.

>> No.18277588

>>18276957
>has gone on drunken tirades against it before
Is it at least funny?

>> No.18277589

>>18277580
No! I'm going to surprise her at work by lifting her up for a kiss!

>> No.18277591

>>18277584
Anon that is DEFINITELY bullying!

>> No.18277594

>>18277589
DO NOT bully poor Rata-chan!

>> No.18277612

>>18277407
Fucking die in sleep and find peace already, clown.

>> No.18277621

What monster girl is the cutest corruptor?

>> No.18277629
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>>18277621
She has literal stars in her eyes!

>> No.18277634

>>18277621
Lilims
If not, demons
If not, basilisk

>> No.18277635
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>>18277584
That's how you get an embarrassed Squirrel.

>> No.18277660

>>18277634
Lilims are pure!

>> No.18277662

>>18277629
I want two familiars to grab me by the arms and drag me into a love hotel.

>> No.18277665

>>18277660
They're also CUTE!

>> No.18277670

Frequently fecund foxes!

>> No.18277672

>>18277665
The cutest!

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>>18277634
>>18277660
>>18277665
>>18277672

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>>18277670
Luckily dangerous Foxes are kept safely behind bars, where they will be unable to eat young men's delicious livers!

>> No.18277709

>>18277685
I'm going to release that fox, it's only the right thing to do.

>> No.18277717

>>18277662
>Not being dragged to a love hotel by two witches and entering a room to see a tied up familiar with several vibrators stuck to her
Familiars are made to be sexually bullied by witches.

>> No.18277733

>>18277709
Do not release that Fox!

>> No.18277736

>>18277621
Pandagirls. Who doesn't want slow, endangered species handjobs. She'd make it seem so natural, too.

>> No.18277739

>>18277733
I'm going to do it. What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.18277743

Do monster girls have knowledge about their fellow species, or even about themselves?
If not, I want to see a girl reading her entry and being surprised at it.
>So that’s what those are for?
>I’ve never once done that.
>etc.

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>>18277739
RIP Anon, smothered by tits and mofu, then his liver removed.

>> No.18277764

>>18277757
At least I got to die happy. That's all I wanted.

>> No.18277765

How would an order mom/sister react when her son/brother gets harem'd by various mgs?

>> No.18277771
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>> No.18277775

>>18277743
They must, given in universe the profiles are made typically by interviewing the monster and her husband (plus hearsay and such).

In fact all the settings info on the Mist Continent was gotten by the Scholar interviewing a monster that had traveled from there.

There are some things that monsters don't care about or know about, but such things tend to be mentioned as such.

>> No.18277780

>>18277764
Oh no anon, you don’t die. She fucks you until it heals up so she can rip it out of you again.

>> No.18277787

>>18277775
We even get quotes sometimes from the monsters being interviewed, like in the griffon's profile and the hobgoblin's.

>> No.18277792

>>18277780
And then we went from MG to SCP.

>> No.18277817

>>18277780
>She fucks you until it heals up
I don't think that's how mamonobama works. Either way, I doubt she'd want to keep me around.

>> No.18277830

>>18277635
>secret squirrel and fez as monster girls

>> No.18277848

>>18277792
>And then we went from MG to SCP.
I don't think this went to SCP at all anon.
>>18277817
Lucky for you its a sign of marriage for them, so you're stuck with her, forever.

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18277853

>...
>”I guess we’re having fish for dinner”

>> No.18277855

>>18277848
I thought you had to cum inside a foxgirl three times before you were considered married?

>> No.18277860

>>18277855
I thought you had to flick a coin at them, clap three times then pull the giant curtain drawstring.

>> No.18277873

>>18277848
There’s blood sucking, then there’s having her make your innards your outards as a meal fit for a serial killer.

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>>18277853
Well, he was fishing anyway

>> No.18277884 [SPOILER] 
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18277884

Kana is gonna kill me with these hell hounds

>> No.18277888

>>18277874
I like lamia and nereid but not mermaids. Go figure.

>> No.18277894

>>18277888
This

>> No.18277905

>>18277873
Yeah, the whole "all foxes are secretly kumiho who want to tear out your liver" meme is pretty annoying, and also doesn't fit the theme of monstergirls. Seriously, if you tried to push a "succubus literally eat your soul" meme in these threads you'd get shouted out pretty quickly.

>> No.18277907

>>18277853
>She doesn't attach herself to his line and make a cheesy pun about him 'eating' her for dinner.
Not waifu enough/10, would befriend.

>> No.18277924

Reminder to always be completely blunt with monster girls that you do not like. Your words might make some of them cry but they'll appreciate not having to be with a man that hates them.

>> No.18277927
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18277927

>>18277888
I would post more of this guy's art, but here there be monsterboys

>> No.18277939

https://youtu.be/BdHbZiWgyK0

>> No.18277946

>>18277939
no more

>> No.18277947

>>18277939
I’ve seen your offer and there’s nothing in there for me. I’m out.

>> No.18277956

>>18277947
What would MG Shark Tank look like?
>Gremlin provides technical insight
>Crow Tengu uses what she’s learned about humans to make a decision
>Demon tries to play the contrast game in her favor
>’Nook Madam Wonderful

>> No.18277961

>>18277939
>i've yet to meet anyone that does costumes at cons or ren fairs that isn't entirely filled with brain problems

>> No.18277964

>>18277451
That was in the age of the former demon lord. You do realize that the Demon is a member of the succubus family.

Family: Succubus
Type: Demon

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>>18277884
>still no nipples
>plans to do hellhound lewds
kana is going to be the death of me

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>>18277939
>Besmirching MY WIFE
ANGERY
ANGERY
NOT WHIMSY

>> No.18277975 [SPOILER] 
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>>18277971
Would you even go as far as to say you’re MAD?

>> No.18277983
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>> No.18277984
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>>18277927
Ok one more

>> No.18277985

>>18277971
Care to settle your nerves with a game?
https://pastebin.com/iJ5rv5bL

>> No.18277997

>>18277975
I want to punch a Cheshire in the face.

>> No.18278002

>>18277983
I actually like Okayado's Arachne better than KC's.

>> No.18278005
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>>18277975
The Smug detector is going off the charts!

>> No.18278006
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18278006

https://pastebin.com/j7zu95C1
Here's a story of a anon and a Soldier beetle going on a walk together. I hope my stuff is more enjoyable when its not a fucking huge wall of text. Hope you like it.

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>>18277975
You try to play games but I'm not up for spot!
I don't want my waifu besmirched by those THOTS!
>>18277985
Ah, Wonderland games, that calms me down right. I'll just ignore what I was thinking- just focus on wife!

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>>18277984
and a qt witch in Feldgrau

>> No.18278018

>>18278014
I want to hug her

>> No.18278021

I want a cute Demon to cuddle all my troubles away when she notices I'm not responding to her teasing.

>> No.18278029

>>18277297
I mean I don't see aluran getting any hate for the smell thing

>> No.18278037
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>> No.18278041

>>18278037
HULK HOGAN

>> No.18278047

>>18278021
>I want a cute Demon to cuddle all my troubles away when she notices I'm not responding to her teasing.
So you'd be so comforted and feel so safe you'll zone out when she's trying to get into your pants? She's only going to cuddle you a lot more when she realizes why and then whisper sweet nothings into your ear and say its all going to be okay.

>> No.18278061

>>18278010
What’s your and your waifu’s favorite game? If it isn’t listed, let me know the name! Games can make the spirit light and free! Im developing a custom MGE Monopoly.

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18278091

>>18278018
Here's a qt slav horned witch. Monsterboy partially cropped away for the sensitive ones.

>> No.18278111

>>18278047
Yes. God yes please. I want her to lay down on top of me and nuzzle her cheek against mine while her legs wrap around mine.

>> No.18278115

As President I promise to sign an executive order making it a felony to not have sex with monster girls.

>> No.18278133

>>18278006
I like when she restrained him, covered his mouth and forced him to his knees.
I don't know if first person perspective is doing your storytelling any favors.

>> No.18278138

>>18278115
Why?

>> No.18278158

>>18278006
But did they get home in time for the anniversary?

>> No.18278184

>>18278111
You might wake up to your head in her lap and her staring down at you while caressing your head, or waking up in her breast as she tries to snuggle closer with her wings with her chin resting on your head for prime nuzzling, you might wake up with her already going at a slow pace with you inside her, taking it slow and gently.

>> No.18278217

>>18278138
One simple reason.
My wife made me promise to help her sister get laid.

>> No.18278222

>>18278217
This is why monster girls and the husbands of monster girls should never make laws.

>> No.18278230

Making your uptight business-like vampire girlfriend eat a quadruple pounder burger with extra sauce and finishing it!

>> No.18278257

>>18278184
That's even cuter considering my waifu's shorter than me.

>>18278230
>YFW you try to fluster your Vampire waifu by taking her to a low-class burger joint only for the staff to greet her like an old friend and mention a "usual" for her.
>As she grins at you smugly they bring out three triple bacon cheeseburgers, a huge order of fries and an extra large soda.
>And then you notice her picture hanging on a wall that says "Ultra-Burger Challenge winners"
Would you be slightly jealous when you learn that thanks to demonic energy all the calories just make her look like even more of a supermodel?

>> No.18278301

>>18275900

Well she's never felt warmth before so it's expected.

>> No.18278344

I want a story about a soldier and a soldier beetle.

>> No.18278354
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18278354

Nothing in the ocean will hurt you. Come a little bit deeper.

>> No.18278376

>>18278354
Bubble Butt

>> No.18278379

>>18277771
Looks like ass.

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18278385

>>18278376
ONII-CHAN

>> No.18278392

>>18278344
A soldier beetle wanting to make friends joins a support group for veterans due to the confusing wording used in the poster.
A soldier mistakes her silent nature and blank stare for PTSD and tries to help her work through her issues.
She doesn't get it.
Friend acquired.

>> No.18278399

>>18278344
We're not going to fight in any Bug Wars, are we?

>> No.18278408

>>18278399
Yes
Would you like to know more?

>> No.18278410

>>18278354
Truly a beautiful thing...

...but I've been stung before. Never again.

>> No.18278413

>>18278399
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck 'em all!

>> No.18278417

>>18278410
Don't be a pussy, just dive a little deeper.

>> No.18278449

>>18278408
Alright, shoot.

>> No.18278455

Automatons calling you darling.

>> No.18278465

>>18278455
Automatons with built in self-bondage restraints that only Master can control!

>> No.18278493

>>18278465
Automatons showing you love that no fleshbag women could never show!

>> No.18278497

>>18278493
Her affection routines are optimal, huh?

>> No.18278512

>>18278497
They are perfectly calibrated.

>> No.18278517

Kamen Rider Kabuto but the zecters are part of an automaton.

>> No.18278518

>>18278512
Garrus get your hands off the Automatons.

>> No.18278522

>>18278158
Of course! And then anon got himself a new bodygaurd for the rest of his journeys.

>> No.18278524

>>18278518
Mass Effect is a bad franchise.

>> No.18278526

>>18278512
Does she enjoy it when she's ordered to initiate her cuddling sequence?

>> No.18278533

>>18278526
It's one of her favorite sequences.

>> No.18278535

>>18278524
That's real interesting.

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I need a new one of those Mizone doujins where the last page shows the MG and the dude married, pregnant, and with little kids running around.

>> No.18278615

>>18278613
DEPTH OF FIELD?

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18278671

>ywn be princess carried to safety by a big strong Hellhound

>> No.18278760

>Leave for work one morning
>Get halfway there and realize you forgot your phone
>Turn around
>Walk in the front door to find your maid, a petite, demure Kikimora, blaring and singing along to Danzig at max volume as she cleans

>> No.18278761
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18278761

Liquid floating orbs feel like a "look what i can do" thing

>> No.18278778
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18278778

I want to bully my momster with my dick

>> No.18278804

>>18276510

wow holy shit you're a good writer

I just lost almost 2 hours of sleep reading "only in death"

I never expected something this good from a impulse click, I'm honestly blown away.

>> No.18278838

>>18278778
Fucking a milf succubus sounds nice, especially if she's thirsty and goes over the top, draining you more than she should.

>> No.18278879

>Dog looks very happy when getting called and keeps waving her tail when approaching
>As soon as I touch her she stays quiet

How do you deal with the behavior of your waifu?

>> No.18278908

>>18278879
We got used to each other's quirks even if it can end in bickering, in the end we just do it with cuddles.

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18279003

>No one buys my DLC!

>> No.18279061

>>18279003
>That's because you keep reskinning pre-existing assets and selling them for $7 a pop dear. I keep telling you, a return to Expansion Packs would give you way more profits.

>> No.18279069

Just let me live in a small limestone cottage on the coast, with some sort of sea-bitch. Fuck.

>> No.18279081

>>18279061
Whats she making? The new blazblue?

>> No.18279083
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18279083

>>18279069
Sooner or later she'll want you to move underwater with her.

>> No.18279095
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>>18279069
You know it would be more fun to just live in the depths with her. Just hook up a finer-optic cable for your internet and enjoy the totally comfy and not-at-all spooky atmosphere.

>> No.18279146

>>18279069
I want sea monster to be confused
https://youtu.be/uhwcEvMJz1Y

>> No.18279164

>>18277297
>Thread doesn't even come up with threadcanon for her
Good, thread canon is cancer and has never done anything good for a race.
High orc is fine.

>> No.18279165

If a Succubus who isn't your type challenged you to resist her seduction, would you accept or refuse and risk making her cry?

>> No.18279188

>>18277297
>People stop talking about her for like a day
>"She's already forgotten!"
Can people like you just fuck off already?

>> No.18279202

>>18279165
I'd refuse outright because I already have a demonfu. No cheating on my Waifu allowed.

>> No.18279220

>>18279165
I'd refuse. Her body might not be my type but I know how succubi works.

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>> No.18279275

>>18279165
If unmarried, I accept.
I get what I want either way.

>> No.18279276

>>18276886
6-9 ft

>> No.18279280

>>18276886
4ft-10ft, fairies get a pass on this rule

>> No.18279283

>>18276886
6-7ft. Im just 5"3' any taller and i will lose my confidence

>> No.18279301

>>18276886
Depending on the species, 10 inches all the way up to 12 feet

>> No.18279304

>>18279165
I’d just point to my ‘No Fat Chicks’ shirt and be on my way.

>> No.18279320

So if my waifu was into semi-exhibitionist back alley hooker roleplay, how much trouble would we get into with the MGC police?
Once I could see them ignoring, but a Demon giving her husband sloppy blowjobs in an alley while pretending to be doing it for money multiple times might be seen as a civil disturbance.

>> No.18279330

>>18279069
Granted, but the cottage isn't made of limestone
Enjoy your eternally 8/10 life

>> No.18279337

>>18279320
But anon, what'll you do if younger MG's try to peek and watch?
What if an alp does?

>> No.18279355

>>18279337
They can watch if they want, but no touching.
Seriously, my demonfu might be short but she can tear anyone apart if she's angry enough.

>> No.18279362

>>18279355
What if they ask questions?

>> No.18279365

Day 700 without a sweaty hellhound gf
I will live on

>> No.18279368

>>18279362
Anon, are you assuming small monster children will be hanging out in the seedy part of town going down any old isolated-ass alley?

>> No.18279369

>>18279270
Her mom is better

>> No.18279381

>>18279368
No, but eighteen year old ones in the area to pick up some 'stress relief aids' or something similarly dirty might want to get tips on technique from your wife.

>> No.18279415

>>18279365
>tfw no Nightgaunt to molest

>> No.18279423

>>18279415
I want to go grocery shopping with a Night Gaunt and ditch her in the middle of the pasta alley.

>> No.18279450

>>18279423
Won't she be more comfortable surrounded by such familiar things?

>> No.18279457

>>18279365
Nesrly day 1500 of no sunset dragon. I'm slowly dying.

>> No.18279467

>>18279457
1119 days without a dragon to hold me, i endure without reason.

>> No.18279506

>>18279369
She's still learning, give her time!

>> No.18279529

>>18278761
Do you think they have an assistant that walks behind them an mops up all of the dripping goo?

>> No.18279541

>>18278761
BEGONE THOT

>> No.18279548

>>18279450
Explain?

>> No.18279556

Filling a Echidna until her belly makes sloshing sounds!

>> No.18279561

>>18279548
Well, she really likes her pasta is all, she just happens to spill it a lot. So she's familiar with that section of the store.

>> No.18279592

I want an oppai loli echidna to try and seduce me after I beat her ‘dungeon’, which consisted of her teenage ogre friend, a pile of sleepy kobolds, and her blue dragon friend that loves novels

>> No.18279603

>>18279592
If you don't want echidnas rubbing their tits on the back of your neck, don't go into a dungeon.

>> No.18279604

>>18279556

It's not good for that Echidna to drink so much pop!

>> No.18279615

>>18279270
>making contracts with a loli demon
>fullfilling them by filling her holes with cock

>> No.18279616

>>18279604
Wait,that got me thinking,once you clear a echidna dungeon,does the new one get repopulated by your army of daugherus? or do they leave to seek marriage?

>> No.18279617

>>18279592
>A pile of sleepy Kobolds
Nope, i just found my real treasure then and there. Just by imagining them i'm getting sleepy myself.

>> No.18279633

>>18279616
That does seem to make the most economical sense. Dungeons are expensive, and that bait treasure is probably your family's life savings. I could see them being passed down to the eldest daughter(s) of an echidna's brood, though I don't imagine any monsters would be forced to stay or work there. It's just a comfy home and if they run into someone in their house, it's only right to try and capture them.

>> No.18279640

>>18279592
>the Ogre is just their babysitter
>after playing ‘dungeon’ with Echidna-chan and Anon she has to give the kobold pups their nap time and help Dragon-chan with her math homework
Life sure is tough as a babysitter in MGC.

>> No.18279648

>>18279617
>”he fell for to kobold trap! Mwahahahaha!”
>”I hope they can still come over and play this weekend. We were going to have a sleepover!”

>> No.18279651

>>18279603
Her dungeon was a bunch of snow ‘walls’ on the sidewalk.
I had to go through it to walk to the store


>>18279617
another man falls

>> No.18279664

>>18279633
So echidnas are overlords,i knew it!

>> No.18279672

>>18279633
Why not force the demon lord to subsidize new dungeons for the lest unfortunate echidnas?

Fucking demon lord needs to spend less on castles and more on welfare.

>> No.18279673

>>18279640
That it is, though it can pay good.
The dragon alone gets her enough to go to college

>> No.18279694

>18279672
Nice meme

>> No.18279703

>>18279672
Do you really think the demon lord could handle that kind of paperwork while bouncing on her husband's dick? She could, and it's appalling she won't use even a little magic for it.

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>> No.18279724

>>18279714
This feels like the MG equivalent of an ASPCA ad.

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>>18279714
Why are they so small?

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What did they mean by this image? Is that a succubus?

>> No.18279738

>>18279368
>ywn go around being obnoxious to exhibitionfags in public
>ywn single handedly usher in an era of healthy public values by forcing all the exhibitionfags to enjoy themselves in the sanctity and privacy of their own homes.
Feels bad man

>> No.18279750

>>18279726
They’re a smol mofu called a foof
A big ol foof is a mofu.

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>Automaton cosplay rose 300% that day...

>> No.18279763

>>18279750
>There are names for it and everything
Is the study of fluffy a real science?

>> No.18279764

>>18279735
It means that a certain lilim is barren and dry.

>> No.18279768

>>18279726
They're divided spirits to be enshirined. Hence the smol bodies.

>> No.18279779

>>18279764
Hat meme? Or another one?

>> No.18279792

>>18279779
The slut with the party cat.

>> No.18279796

>>18279792
I don’t know that one.

>> No.18279797

>>18279796
Well, she is a rather old lilim.

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>>18278804
Thanks, anon! Sorry about your sleep!

>> No.18279801

>>18279798
I want this heretical demon to stop fantasizing about me.

>> No.18279808

>>18279801
But you're so cute for a knight, how could she?

>> No.18279812

>>18279798
[x] pull lilim tail

>> No.18279816

>>18279808
Knighthood is about bringing peace and justice to the world, not to fullful some demon's depraved fetish.

>> No.18279818

>>18279801
You can’t stop her! She’s safe in her mind to imagine anything she wants. She could imagine you challenging her in a noble battle only for her to sneak her tail into your pants to fondle you. She could imagine finding you bruised and exhausted from battle and simply push you over before taking your helmet off and sitting on your face. She could even imagine you coming in through the garage door and welcoming you home before sitting you down at the dinner table to share in a home cooked meal while you talk about your day with a chance for a shared bath and even some slow sensual sex as you retire for the evening. She may even fantasize about you walking up to her to say hello and introducing yourself before asking about her interests and starting light conversation.

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>>18279812
No pulling the lilim's tail!
Unless you want to marry her, in which case pull it as hard as you can! Drag her to the bedroom by her tail!

>> No.18279825

>>18279818
You would believe the order to have invented anti-fondling pants at this point... but no.

>> No.18279827

>>18279798
>>18279820
If she’s that cuddly and clingy and loving with her daki, just imagine what she would be like to her actual husband. She probably wouldn’t let you leave her arms the first week.

>> No.18279832

>>18279825
Yeah, but MUHmana makes things work out that way.

>> No.18279834

>tfw no 500 year old Greenland Mershark to cuddle with

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbvE72cSFgs

>> No.18279837

>>18279834
Imagine that level of christmas cakery, huh?

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>> No.18279848

>>18279820
[x] pull tail,stroke it,kiss the spade AND MARRY THE LILIM!

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>>18279848
Lilims exist to be married

>> No.18279860

>>18279848
I just want to be entranced by her and absentmindedly suck on her spade tail as she leads me back to her bedroom.

>> No.18279869

>>18279844
Spooky, I like her.

>> No.18279874

>>18279844
A shog wizard?

>> No.18279881

>>18279844
Bullying mode engaged.

>> No.18279892

>>18279881
How does one bully a Shog?

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Bananatest

>> No.18279900

>>18279892
Spook her with some fire.

>> No.18279908

>>18279837
She wouldn’t let you out of the house for a couple of months. Plus add in her blindness and she’d be the ultimate clingy waifu.

>> No.18279910

>>18279900
>try to treat you shog to a candlelit dinner
>she spends the whole meal staring intently at the flames and constantly muttering “tekeki-li”

>> No.18279917

>>18279859
This is the most true statement I’ve ever read in these threads.
Lilims do nothing wrong and get shit for it. They just want everyone to love and be loved.

>> No.18279921

>>18279844
Ah yes, there you are fearboner.

>> No.18279922

>>18279910
Anon please, she's not that dumb. She cooks with fire you know? It's just big or raging flames that scare her

>> No.18279940

>>18279908
I obviously wouldn't leave, not until she's pumped full of daughterus at least.

>> No.18279946

>>18279922
To spook a shog, you have to go after the one thing she cares about most.
Try burning your hand on a hot plate, or waving a campfire pop cinders onto you.
that should spoop her good.

>> No.18279949

>>18279604
She will drink every single drop! and you cant stop me!

>> No.18279969

>>18279844
Is this supposed to be a 2hu?

>> No.18279973

>>18279946
Did you have a small stroke towards the end there?

Anyway, would she then go about shogging the house to prevent future difficulties, or would she help improve you and make you one with her so she can always protect you?

>> No.18280001

>>18279946
Imagine scaring your waifu through self-harm pranks. I would personally do it only for the pelvis-destroying rape that would follow afterwards.

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squeeze

>> No.18280042

>>18280034
You are squeezing the wrong mounds, anon.

>> No.18280049

>>18280001
>wisp starts breathing heavy and telling you to do it

>> No.18280062

>>18280001
>Imagine scaring your waifu through self-harm pranks.
I wouldn't need them to be pranks, i can do them by accident, and i do, a lot.

>> No.18280066

>>18280042
I don't know, he seems to be doing it right.

>> No.18280072

I want to marry a Kitsune with sharp teeth and animalistic eyes, who looks at everyone but me like they're prey.

>> No.18280074

>>18280034
delet

>> No.18280075

>>18280049
Would a Wisp care which way you do it? Poisons and rope leave a fairly pretty corpse but guns and falls are nice and quick. I can’t imagine they would be okay with cutting though.

>> No.18280082

>>18280072
I rather have my waifu look at me in a predatory way

that way she gets fearboners as rewards

>> No.18280092

>>18280072
Would you also like a long tongue, a slight obsession with your stomach, and nibbling? Is a korean accent a deal breaker?

>> No.18280105

>>18280062
It’s weird to think about, but I bet there would be posters on /hbg/ that dream about being with someone like you.
>tfw no Clumsy-type boy to fawn over and protect
>you will never wrap his bandages and kiss his boo-boos
>you will never reassure him you’re here for him and will protect him for anything that threatens to hurt him, including himself

>> No.18280106

>>18280092
I said Kitsune.

>> No.18280112

>>18280075
they just want the soul so they would likely just want you to eat an undead mushroom or do it quick and painless.

>> No.18280128

>>18280106
You do know how rare those are, right? Besides, you won't get real predatory looks out of those japanese foxes. They're too meek and domesticated.

>> No.18280137

>>18280001
>Have dragon waifu
>Pretend to get badly hurt when cleaning one of her treasures
>She instantly tries to get rid of it forever
It would be hard trying to convince her she doesn't need to do it and it was just a prank. The cuddles afterward would be pretty nice though.

>> No.18280144

>>18280112
Living Anons married to Wisps are likely to live normal lives to the end. She'd still be happy when he passes away since they're still together as a couple.

Then again, some Wisps can be impatient.

>> No.18280148

>>18280137
Dragons trying to care for their depressed/unconfident/hurt husband seems the best. Such a proud and powerful monster girl fretting over someone so small because she values them so much.

>> No.18280173

>>18280137
>Anon marries a Dragon Zombie
>He cuts himself during cooking
>She panics and lets out lots of corrupting miasma
>Said miasma turns the nearby village into a new undead kingdom

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At least I have a villain MG to be a villain with now.

Caravans beware, you're in for a scare.

>> No.18280188

>>18280173
And then somewhere in the distance a Lillim is furiously rubbing her hands.

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I wanna marry a evil raiju!

>> No.18280197

>>18280178
But they've been known to take out bandit strongholds, sounds rather heroic (even if it is to get husbands by redeeming bandits with sex).

>> No.18280201

>>18280072
I want to unknowingly marry one of the top leaders in the Mofukuza because I’m too dense to realize she’s a dangerous person!

>> No.18280202

>>18280188
I don't think it's her hands she's furiously rubbing

>> No.18280204

>>18280148
>>18280173
Dragons are still far too easy to panic, but that makes them the best wives to pamper and cuddle.

>> No.18280207

>>18280192
>"Pleasure! Unlimited PLEASURE!"

>> No.18280208

>>18280192
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PALADIN-CHAN IS EVIL!!!

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>>18279917
>Lilims do nothing wrong

>> No.18280213

What would a vampire wife do if her husband hurt himself?

Scrap and lick the wound?

>> No.18280215

>>18280148
That they are. I still think going out without telling my dragon would get her a bit on the edge, even after we gor used to each other. In the beginning of the relationship she'd be way too clingy though, but that's not a bad thing.

Another problem with me is that I'd like to get stronger for her too and I'm sure she'd be against it, saying that I'm perfect and she doesn't want to fight me, possibly shooing away a salamander friend so we won't duel. I can just see the one day I'd get home filled with scratches and tired and she'd go nuts.

>>18280173
Imagine if her husband stepped on a lego.

>>18280204
They are too precious.

>> No.18280218

>>18280192
Give it up Aniki! I have the high ground!

>> No.18280228

>>18280211
Lilims have no fashion sense, that's why you have to be there for them.

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>>18280197
Want to know who has available single men AND treasures stolen from caravans?

Bandit Strongholds.

Literally flawless logic, High Orc's are geniuses.

>> No.18280236

>>18280192
I wanna marry an evil MG. I’d love to be the bumbling henchman that unwittingly fucks up her plans for world domination.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirl/comments/7si6r3/miia_and_her_darling/

>> No.18280241

>>18280213
Yes. They'll use it as an excuse to feed as well as to heal the wound.

>> No.18280242

>>18280178
Caravans escort quests when? They'll need to start hiring heroes to do it.

>> No.18280244

>>18280239
>Reddit

>> No.18280246

>>18280230
That solves the question of what I’d do if I was magically dropped in MGE world.
>become a bandit
>rise through the ranks
>make a stronghold and give the information of a secret backdoor to a bunch of High Orcs
>???
>profit with my new waifu!

>> No.18280255

>>18280242
Now the demon lord's army has a chance to corrupt the hero or better yet, the heroine.

Just as planned

>> No.18280260

>>18280239
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSITCoqWyQM

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In MGE-land, I bet calling someone a "Miia" would be the equivalent of "cuck" or "soyboy."

>> No.18280263

>>18280246
>intentionally leaking false information to ambush groups of MGs
That's actually damn genius. I wonder if i can waifu an entire tribe of P'orcs that way.

>> No.18280264

>>18280211
I don’t see a problem here.

>> No.18280265

>>18280215
>They are too precious.
Clingy dragons are indeed treasures, to be loved and pampered. and also to make them go crazy sometimes.

>> No.18280266

>>18280255
>Hero losing to some orc bandits
Pffff what kind of pathetic hero is that?

>> No.18280274

>>18280262
>soyboy
What meme is this?

>> No.18280275

>>18280228
This. If you were to replace the eyes for heart symbols, most of my angst against lescstaite would be gone. They just look “evil for the sake of evil”. They’re monsters that want love and everyone knows it. Druella is a bit chunni.

>> No.18280277

>>18280265
Making then go crazy is just the best, shows how much they want you and are willing to do anything. Reminder that if you have a dragon, only have eyes for her she's deserves all the love you can give.

>> No.18280278

>>18280275
I bet Druella regrets all those pleasure runes.

>> No.18280284

>>18280274
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soy%20Boy

>> No.18280285

>>18279900
"real" shogs might care about fire. MGE shogs literally cook with their own flesh over a fire. They're immune to it, or capable of making their bodies immune to it.

>> No.18280290

>>18280266
He probably got sniped by a Druella's magic bullet right before engaging the Orc warband.

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>>18280239
Here’s a less triggering version

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>>18280275
>You'll never give Druella proper clothing
>She'll never look at the mirror and stutter 'Anon, this is too much!'
>She'll never look as if she got traumatized upon hearing you say you two are going out with her in that
>She'll never be nearly permanently blushing as you take her out, just barely managing to keep her composure over her embarrassment as everyone watches
>She'll never dig her head into your chest blushing like a berry upon hearing days later that a lot of monsters are suddenly dressing with a similar aesthetic due to her setting a new fashion with her example

>> No.18280303

>>18280263
I wasn’t going to ambush them. I was gonna let them take over my stronghold and let the top three strongest High Orcs rape me senseless.

>> No.18280304

>>18280277
It gets even better when they heart pupil or they want children and try to hold you down and 'gently' love you.

>> No.18280313

>>18280290
>Not wearing armor and magical protection
>Not being able to deflect the bullet
The CG should remember to tell heroes to grab some equipment and learn the beasics is needed before setting out on an adventure.

>> No.18280317

>>18280313
Yeah, he thought an Orc warband is a low tier quest.

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>>18280284
Thanks anon. Have a cat, on me.

>> No.18280319

>>18279081
Overwatch I think

>> No.18280326

>>18280317
It's like those guys who fight dragons at level one and wonder why they get wrecked and thrown to the slimes.

>> No.18280328

>>18280319
But the gambling addicts would buy the boxes.

>> No.18280329

>>18280178
Gonna poke the pig

>> No.18280330

>Orc Chieftans
>Stronghold
So, MG HoMM3 when?

>> No.18280332

>>18280299
What if my Lilim waifu already wears the latest and best fashions from every demon realm?
I mean she looks amazing in just her normal tank top and shorts that she wears around the house but she does have five wardrobes full of clothes (that she gives away at the end of the year to make room for the new outfits).
Anyone know any better artists doing commissions? The two artists I hit up to do my game show Lilim haven’t contacted me lately.

>> No.18280338

>>18280330
>Ancient Behemoth-chan
Don’t make fun of her tusks or big fluffy hands!

>> No.18280340

>>18280304
The best way to impregnate a dragon is by matingpressing her as she heart pupild and nearly breaks you bones with her hugs, using her wings to create a closed world for both of you and her warm breath starts making things even hotter. Just one load wouldn't be enough though.

>> No.18280345

>>18280266
You know a lot of people look down on orcs and I have no idea why.

They're basically superior to humans in every way but magic.

The whole premise around HFY is "we breed more and over-run the better races with sheer numbers and a sprinkling of tactics and ability"

Meanwhile orcs have the same gimmick of being prolific breeders, but they're also far stronger, larger and tougher on average than your human, and can have comparable intellect, though rarely.

>> No.18280348

>>18280330
The aesthetic for Inferno Town (inb4 >Inferno) is pretty much how I imagine my Lady’s estate looking. Maybe just a bit more chill.

>> No.18280349

>>18280338
Ok, so I poke fun at her shaggy grey floof?

>> No.18280355

>>18280348
Necromancers all the way

>> No.18280359

>>18280349
>Baka! I-I’m a tier 7 matriarch! D-don’t hurt my morale!
Crag Hack-Anon is a bully

>> No.18280363

>>18280359
>I-I’m a tier 7 matriarch!
I’m gonna make her a tier 10 after a couple of months.

>> No.18280364

>>18280355
A Necropolis is basically an undead kingdom.

>> No.18280365

>>18280345
That's why I said hero, dummy. Normal humans would stand no chance and soldiers might lose depending on their numbers. I'm fully aware of what they can do.

And no, it's not just one hero alone so don't worry about that.

>> No.18280366

>>18280332
>tank top and shorts as casual house wear
Patrician

>> No.18280367

>>18280355
It might sound fun having 10000 Liches flock to you while you wear the Cloak of the Undead King, but that’s a lot of Kuus to have to satisfy.

>> No.18280376

>>18280364
Yep.

>>18280367
Just gotta toss random guys in the sacrificial pit.

>>18280359
You know why ghost dragons can’t use their ability on her? She’s already too old

>> No.18280377

>>18280367
>Jiiiiiiiiii~

>> No.18280379

>>18280363
Astronomers predict the week of the Ancient Behemoth! Population for Ancient Behemoths doubled!

>> No.18280380
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Tell me about elves,why i should avoid them?

>> No.18280382

>>18280332
>game show Lilim
What the fuck are you going on about?
Lilims are trash and deserve no love. And the people who like them are just as trash as their supposed ‘superior waifus’.

>> No.18280384

>>18280330
>Get Cloak of the Undead King
>Instant Lich harem

>> No.18280388

>>18280379
So another few hit CC age?

>> No.18280391

>>18280340
I prefer reverse mating press, or cowgirl for impregnating the dragonfu, however wing hugs are a must as she whispers incoherently about how much she loves you.

>> No.18280392

>>18280379
>Population for Ancient Behemoths doubled!
You mean quadrupled.

>> No.18280394

>Black-Dragon, Gold-Dragon, Ghost-Dragon and Pheonix-chan all standing bust to bust staring angrily at one another

>> No.18280398

>>18280392
I need pics of behemoths monster girls!

Are we talking about the huge purple final fantasy beast thing or something else?

>> No.18280400

>>18280365
>Orcs don't have their own heroes

>> No.18280401

>>18280380
Around Elves watch yourselves
Around Yetis be ready

>> No.18280402

>>18280380
You shouldn’t. They’re nothing to be afraid of. Just get them under you or nibble their ears and they’ll be putty in your hands Anon.
Good hunting!

>> No.18280404

>>18280398
Homm3 Behemoths.

I'd imagine they look like CC Yetis.

>> No.18280406

>>18280398
>He doesn’t know HoMM3
I’m not mad, just filled with genuine pity

>> No.18280411

>>18280404
With big meaty paw-claws.

>> No.18280412

>>18280380
They are too graceful, elegant and playfully seductive. Your heart and mind will melt away under their flirty wordplay and you'll be left with a horny body that needs to breed. You'll come to the next day with a loving elf on your arm and that's how they get you.

>> No.18280416

>>18280394
What would Hydra-girl look like in MG form?

>> No.18280422

>>18280416
It dawned on me how forgettable the majority of Fortress’s units are besides the scaled cow thing

>> No.18280426

>>18280391
I'm more of a switch but I live up to the mating press' name. Though I think I'd rather go with lotus now that I think about it. If she's more lusty than I am it becomes cowgirl, if I'm more than her it becomes a press. Either way, it ends woth dragon daughteru.

>> No.18280437

>>18280348
>Baroness can portal between any other sufficiently advanced Demon Realm
Scary!

>> No.18280443

>>18280380
Is that supposed to be Wynn?

>> No.18280445

>>18280422
Fortress had basalisks too

>> No.18280466

>>18280382
>Lilims are trash and deserve no love.
Delet this immediately

>> No.18280467

>>18280416
Just imagine FGD as a monster girl.
>a chimera of five individually proud dragons all fighting over you with ultimate power

>> No.18280475

>>18280466
>replying

>> No.18280479

>>18280426
That is the point, to make a doragon daughteru, well egg. Though be prepared, if you thought dragons were clingy and loving before they had a daughter it gets far, far worse, or 'better' since we both like that.

>> No.18280482

Order cities with magiteck, wealth, safety and all that bullshit are boring.
Poor defenseless villages near a demon realm are so much more interesting between the kidnappings, the Orcs raids, the Dragons demanding tribute, etc...

>> No.18280498

>>18280482
This is how you know you've turned off your brain and you're just drooling in hugbox fantasyland like a retard in muck

>> No.18280513

>>18280498
DrewScanlonBlinking.gif

>> No.18280525

>>18280285
More the latter, KC mentioned that their normal body is vulnerable to fire but they can make implements (like the cooking pan) that are resistant to damage from heat.

>> No.18280535

>>18280482
Conquest and war has a place, but I agree that small villages on the outskirts of demon realms are nice. They aren't a blatant monster run lovefest, but they aren't a strict theocracy either. They run that comfy line of humans and monsters commingling without either side being shit. Stuff like Wintersburg!

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>>18280402
>>18280412

So which is it? does she seduce me or i seduce her?

>> No.18280549

>>18280525
Well maybe if you catch one by surprise, and she's so spooked she can't reflexively cover herself with metal it might work

>> No.18280550

>>18280239
I don't care if its on reddit, that's some really nice lamia sex art.

>> No.18280557

>>18280479
Anon please, I'm fully prepared to pamper my dragon through her pragnancy period. I'd become just as clingy as she is indeed though, both of us cuddling each other and the egg.
The daughteru would recieve so much love though I'd make sure not to pamper her TOO much, just the right amount.

>> No.18280565

>>18280535
>”Debate still rages on in town hall as the residents of our cozy cold hamlet try to reach an agreement on the name of the town. And if you go to www dot channel 3 news dot com, you can vote on your opinion yourself in our online poll! Winterstown, Wintersburg, or something else? We’ll read the results live on air tonight! This is Winterskr, signing off.”
>top response is a write in: ‘Meet awa’
>somehow the Wendigo daughters found a way to respond 200 times on the poorly designed homemade website

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>>18280345
Depends on the setting. Normal orcs in the MGE are noted for being pretty weak by monster standards at least (though still strong enough it seems to wield those big hammers), and this compounded by them not being particularly smart. The high orc profile makes it sound like they need a high orc to be particularly organized and threatening.

>> No.18280575

>>18280565
>>18280535
What’s Winterstown’s population? Not including Ice Queen’s staff of her castle on the outskirts.

>> No.18280580

>>18280549
Shogs can make part of their body immune to fire, and even then it's not something that can take high temperatures. A good fireball spell would be enough to make her pout.

>> No.18280585

>>18280573
You could literally replace all the mentions of orc in your post with humans, and replace High orc with a talented individual/leader.

The vast majority of humans are meh tier. Why do you think formation fighting became such a thing? We're only worth a damn when you put a LOT of meh tier beings in a line and have them move together

>>18280580
How hot are fireballs? Pretty sure I can save myself from a fireball if I have a pan block the blow. All I need to wory about then is the physical force and maybe some of the heat

Regardless,
>Throwing fireballs at shogs
You're just asking for a brainraping. You better hope your dumb ass knows if the elder sign was shaped like a star or a tree

>> No.18280596

>>18280557
Aye, got to raise the daughter well so she can go out and find or kidnap herself a husband. As long as she is happy.
A dragons extra clingyness goes past her pregnancy, she wants you and her daughter(s) to be as safe as can be. Oh, and she might gain perminant heart pupils. If that happens good luck.

>> No.18280615

https://e-hentai.org/s/b293357ae1/1174617-1

>> No.18280633

reminder that being nice to dragon lolis may result in big, muscled ones showing up on your doorstep years later

>> No.18280644

>>18280633
It can also result in being invited to the dragon sabbath.

>> No.18280646

>>18280633
Perfect investment

>> No.18280649

>>18280644
A fiendish organization, that one is.
The dragon scouts are not to be denied

>> No.18280650

>>18276714
>so Nadia is a salamander now
So is this new fight happy personality all there is now or is the old Nadia still there?

>> No.18280651

>>18280633
This but with a lizardman who’s behemothly big and beefy and has fantasized about you domming her for decades

>> No.18280654

>>18280646
Please, that’s just the opening bid.
The real investment comes when she takes you

>> No.18280662

>>18280651
That would be nice.
She probably dreams of you pounding her till she’s filled with eggs

>> No.18280667

>>18280650
>Wanting her to still be a rich bitch.

>> No.18280691

>>18280662
Precisely. Her ‘fight’ with you is barely even a formality. She ‘drops’ her enormous obsidian shield and titanic mace and then ‘trips’ with her huge iron booty up in the air, tail raised, as you awkwardly look on with the wooden padd- the wooden ‘sword’ she gave you.
>”Ahh!!! An opening!!! Strike now, Anon~! Really wind up and unload on me if you want to win! Don’t worry, I’ve trained my body for two decades to withstand any abuhaaaaaaaaahn, ab-b-buse, sweet, hard, malicious abuse you may throw at me, mmmmmnnh! So just wail on me, go on, punish me baby~!”
God that’d get me so horny.

>> No.18280696

>>18280633
How many years we talking about? Because if it's like 10-20 then all they'll find is a worn out husk of a man.

>> No.18280702

>>18280691
Adorable.
But it looks like she already beat herself, no need for me to do anything

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Somebody save that poor paladin!

>> No.18280714

>>18280691
I couldn't take that seriously. If anything I'd tease her by giving her a squeeze or light slap with my hand and walk off. I don't like my girls that big anyway, she'll have to lay off the weights.

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>>18280633
>I found you after all these years!

>> No.18280723

>>18280633
>not bringing the dragon loli over your doorstep now and "being nice to her" a lot

>> No.18280724

>>18280702
That’s how you get her whimpering and scooting closer wiggling her exposed ass, stammering that if you don’t puni- defeat her quick, she might get back up and counter you.

>> No.18280750

>>18280723
So giving her cookies?

>>18280724
But she already lost, I didn’t do anything

>> No.18280758

>>18280332
Do you mean they never agreed to do it , or they did and haven't shown any progress? If its the later wait for a week or two then check their profile for activity or contract them again.

>> No.18280762

>>18280750
>But she already lost, I didn’t do anything

You're ruining the mood she's trying to create!

>> No.18280771

>>18280750
>She begins to get teary eyed
>”C-cmon Anon, p-please just beat me already, I worked really hard for decades for you!”

>> No.18280773

>>18280762
What mood?
This is the same ‘mood’ that the strongfat P’Orc barbarian up the road was trying to do

>> No.18280778

>>18280771
See, when she gets all teary eyed like that, then I guess I couldn’t help myself but stroke her rear with the flat of my blade

>> No.18280788

>>18280778
Oh you dirty boy. Going all soft on such a revved up girl. She’ll be jolting and whimpering, quickly dropping any semblance of an act and begging you to go harder while holding back orgasm.

>> No.18280793

>>18280788
>Hard M musclegirl
>Going agonizingly soft and slow on her
That’s hot.

>> No.18280801

>>18280788
I guess it’s time for light tapping on her rear then

>> No.18280817

>>18280793
It's like some kind of slow, squishy denial play.

>> No.18280821

>>18280801
>Her fist rumbles the ground as she pounds it in blue ovaried frustration, her other hand pulling at her own hair as her ass raises even higher in desperation for release
>her ability to speak has faded and replaced simply with high pitched groaning moans and trying to hold back drool
>her legs are trembling and pussy steamy and throbbing in anticipation as she looks back with pleading eyes that beg starvingly: “Harder!”

>> No.18280825

>>18280750
Do not spoil loli dragons.

>> No.18280830

How do you beat or spoil a vampire knight?

>> No.18280831

>>18280821
Well, I guess it’s time to drop the sword, take off the glove, and give that tight, muscled rear a slap

>> No.18280836

>>18280817
Exactly. Imagine suddenly rearing your hand back like you’re gonna unload a full power spank on her only to sloooowly bring it up and just lightly tap her ass softly. She’d bite her lip so hard it’d draw blood.

>> No.18280840

>>18280825
I will!
You can’t stop me

>> No.18280853

>>18280840
Do not! They'll grow to expect it, and develop an attitude problem.

>> No.18280856

>>18280831
Heartpupils. Orgasm. Eye crossing. Orgasm. Legs buckling. Tail thrashing. Orgasm. Shrieking ‘Yes’. Orgasm. Waterfall. Orgasm.
She can barely slur out “Again!!!”, and you think you see her mouth to herself ‘I’ve been a bad girl’

>> No.18280862

>>18280853
Never!
Just for that she’s getting all the cookies.

>>18280856
I will, even if it’s a bit awkward to look at.
I’ll even put her over my knees

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>> No.18280876

>>18280863
Shit art aside, the concept is pretty cute.

>> No.18280878

>>18280863
Those hands are tiny

>> No.18280881

>>18280862
Lizardman.exe has encountered pure submissive bliss and will need to be fucked thoroughly. She’d be your worshipping toy at that point, dreamily obeying your every command until she passes out.

>> No.18280901

>>18280876
What's wrong with the art?

>> No.18280902

>>18280881
Well, probably need to go to an inn to give her some proper, long loving. I’ll eve carry her if I need to
She better not drop the muscle either

>> No.18280912

>>18280750
>So giving her cookies?
That's a strange way to spell "copious amounts of sexual intercourse"

>> No.18280922

>>18280902
She’d see the bed and throw herself in, tearing her armor off and presenting her body for you to peruse in all its beefy bulky glory, breathing heavily and waiting on your every whim in hopes you’ll punish her with full unrestrained force all over.
And of course she will. She wants to be your perfect canvas to unleash all your frustrations on, and the requires her to be as powerful as possible to withstand anything you throw.

>> No.18280925

>>18280922
Well that’s good because furious breeding is going to ensue so she better not stop trying to get stronger.
Barring when she has a clutch of daughters in her, then she can ease up

>> No.18280935

>>18280912
Lewd dragon lolis are for filling to the brim

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>> No.18280952

>>18280935
With sweets!

>> No.18280956

>>18280952
With cummies.

>> No.18280965

>>18280952
>>18280956
With both

>> No.18280982

I want to give my Kobold daughteru her anal bead training! She'd lay on all fours with her pale little butt way up in the air so I can gently and lovingly stretch her tight hole until she can comfortably fit fore golf-ball sized beads inside herself all day long!

>> No.18280990

>>18280982
What choices in life lead you to falseflagging someone you’ve never met on an anonymous imageboard

>> No.18280996

>>18280990
I'm not falseflagging anon, relax. It's actually me.

>> No.18280998

>>18280565
>This is Rata-chan with Meatawa 9 News signing off

>> No.18281009

>>18280996
What’s your daughterus name then

>> No.18281010

>>18280990
Are you new?

>> No.18281019

>>18281009
Opal, though I think plenty of anons know that.

>> No.18281030

>>18281019
I forgot you have a good sense of names. Opal is a pretty name! I almost used jewel themed names for my wife and daughters.

>> No.18281044

>no Isabella Valentine wight
Life is like my penis. Hard and pitiful

>> No.18281048

>>18281030
Hey thanks anon! Opal is actually my birthstone, but that didn't have anything to do with my daughteru's naming. I find the best names just sort of 'show up' in my mind after thinking about who they belong to enough.

Are your waifu and daughterus Dragons per chance?

>> No.18281054

>>18280990
Hah, faggot

>> No.18281076

>>18281048
I read that part as "Oppai is my birthstone"

>> No.18281081

>>18281076
I mean, oppai is pretty nice anon, but it only really works when it's nice and soft and squeezable.

>> No.18281096

>>18281044
You don't actually want that.

>> No.18281101

>>18280596
No worries there, I'd want my dragon to be as sfae as possible too and that's why I'd grow stronger. Sure, dragons are one of the most powerful beings out there but I'd still protect my woman and my daughter with everything I have, making sure they are as happy as they can be!

>> No.18281104

>>18281096
And why is that?

>> No.18281123

>>18281044
It's been some time since I last saw some monsters laughing at a tiny penis.

>> No.18281134

>>18281123
There are more ways to be pitiful than just small anon

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>> No.18281169

Are foodgirls/food golems Monstergirls? If not I’ll leave it be.

>> No.18281172

>>18281169
No.

>> No.18281173

>>18281169
I think they can be cute and fun but I think they’d require too much imagination or be considered too /d/ for these threads.

>> No.18281177

>>18281169
All supernatirual entities are monstergirls if they are female

>> No.18281182

>>18281169
>meat golems

You mean humans?

>> No.18281186

>>18281104
She's a hambeast (fixable by MAMONO MANA, but still), lost her spark in later works but still let the fame go to her head. That feel she had originally is great wight (or vampire or nuki or demon or...) material though.

>> No.18281187

>>18281182
Like a candy golem or a girl made out of regenerative pancake material or something but I’ll shut up now.

>> No.18281189

>>18281169
You're skirting /d/ territory. I'd be fine with it but some people may not be. Until KC makes one of course but even then it may not be okay.

>> No.18281194

>>18281186
I.. what? Are we talking about the same Soul Calibur Character? In none of her iterations is she anything less than an 11/10 semen demen

>> No.18281197

>>18281194
I'm talking about an actual person. Carry on, then.

>> No.18281200

>>18281194
She sounds like a man in her end dub in 5, almost looks it too

>> No.18281207

>>18281187
I feel like we've had this discussion before. The cleanest solution was to make the plate the monstergirl tsukumogami style and let it control the food on top like a familiar or something. That way you get your food MG without the vore implications.

>> No.18281212
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>You have unleashed an ancient evil upon the world

>> No.18281219

>>18281212
Not until you’ve finished your homework, young lady. Don’t make me call your mother.

>> No.18281223

>>18281200
Oh, I haven't played the games since 3. Huh. I just looked it up and you're right.

All the porn is of 4, so I never noticed

>> No.18281226

>>18280935
Lewd dragon lolis are for pushing against their wombs on every thrust.

>> No.18281229

>>18281212
Guess I better take responsibility and marry her then!

>> No.18281235

>>18281219
>>18281212
Is she the club president of the ‘ancient evils club’ at school?
Who are all the members?

>> No.18281253

>>18281235
Probably filled with Grapesnakes, Dragons, Vampires and maybe a Cursed Sword.

>> No.18281290

>>18281212
What is she, some kind of demon? I'd gladly be her pet.

>> No.18281292

>>18281253
Well It's safer than the literature club.

>> No.18281297

>>18281292
The literature club is filled with rapey nerds and yanderes. Trully the most dangerous place.

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Your shipment has arrived.

>> No.18281308

>>18281212
Do I at least get a reward?

>> No.18281311

>>18281302
Adorable loli snek harem!

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>>18281048
Sorry this is a bit late, and naw, I'm just a mouse fag. I feel ya, the best names have a way of just making themselves known.

>> No.18281314
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>>18281212
>"AHH! After ten thousand years, I'M FREE! It's time to CONQUER— EARTH!"

>> No.18281318

>>18281302
This isn't my brand

>> No.18281322

>>18281312
Oh, no worries! I must say I really like the similar names your waifu and daughterus have. They and their names are very cute!

>> No.18281324

>>18281314
Quick! Somebody distract her with a shota!

>> No.18281325

>>18281292
The literature club is just filled with nerds.

>> No.18281326

>tfw only attract "nicegirls"
Can an alp or matango just sweep me off my godforsaken feet?

>> No.18281329

>>18281326
Alps don't pick up boys, boys pick up alp.

>> No.18281331

>>18281302
>That apop
Probably the worst one when she's awake but adorable when she's asleep. Would nuzzle.

>> No.18281350

>>18281235
>>18281292
>supernatural investigation club
>the members are undead, spellcasters and succubus-types

>> No.18281352

http://i.imgur.com/2rDCHsc.jpg

>> No.18281371

>>18281329
>alps don't pick up boys
>implying mammonomama doesn't make shy twinks into aggresive amazons.
Amazons are part demon apparently so they actually can pick up boys.

>> No.18281376

>>18281302
Time to see if I can get a ball going.

>> No.18281380

>>18281329
>>18281371
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman or be with a man, and used the Demonic energy taken in upon becoming an Incubus, which is normally used to boost their spirit energy generation facility, to instead destroy it. As a result, they're unable to produce spirit energy and they lose all of their spirit energy. Since they are left with only Demonic energy stored in their body, they change into a monster. Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. >Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self-identify as men. They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman which changed them into an Alp, or they may have been in denial, with the truth hidden away deep within their heart.
>Thus they are shocked by the radical physical change, and there's a huge gap between it and their male hearts, which likely confuses them. Most of them would probably say "Having sex with a man like a monster is disgusting. Impossible. I hate this." However, once the monster's instinct begins to take root in their heart and body, they'll naturally be drawn to human men. The monster's instinct within them makes a rapid change, becoming bigger. The feeling of dissatisfaction due to not having obtained any spirit energy will become unbearable, and they'll begin to strongly desire a human man. Eventually, they'll surely end up losing to the monster's instinct.
>Once that happens, in a horribly confused state due to the gap between disgust and desire, they'll assault a man and have sex with him. When Alps first taste the pleasure that human women and monsters obtain, which is so intense it's incomparable to what a man can experience, they may almost lose consciousness while shaking their hips without knowing what's going on. When the man's spirit energy is released and they experience ecstasy, they become enthralled by their first taste of female pleasure and the taste of spirit energy, which will be sweeter than anything they had ever eaten until then. They'll likely still be confused by the feelings in their own heart: "The man before my eyes wants more.", "I wanna have sex more." Then, when the heart of the man mixes with the pleasure of a monster inside their head, while spending days in want, they'll end up attacking and having sex with a man again. While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much. On the contrary, they'll come to seek sex on their own and enjoy the taste of pleasure and spirit energy.

>> No.18281381

>>18281212
Give me some time, I’ll keep her constantly pregnant in the guise of ‘building an army’. She won’t know my plans to keep her from harming people until our seventeenth daughteru!

>> No.18281382

>>18281380
Notto disu shite agen

>> No.18281389
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18281389

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.

>> No.18281392

>>18281381

Just don't let her eat any mutton

>> No.18281393

>>18281380
we all know what alps are anon.

>> No.18281396

>>18281389
Just watch that horn!
Anyone have the nurse Unicorn image where she accidentally stabs someone?

>> No.18281401

>>18281322
Thank you! Take care m8

>> No.18281409

>>18281401
You too anon!

>> No.18281425

>>18281393

Cute girls that just want to be loved!

>> No.18281430

>>18281381
>Husband do we really need a eighteenth general?
>Of course! dont you want a big strong elite force?

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>>18281396

>> No.18281445
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She doesn't look that strong or scary!

>> No.18281448

>>18281445
That tail looks smooth, and molestable.

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>>18281445

>> No.18281471

>>18281425
>Find crying alp.
What do?

>> No.18281476

>>18281212
Fuck yeah I did! Let's mosh!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euALIidJYsA

>> No.18281480

>>18281381
I think by the seventeenth daughter she would've already forgotten to take over the world.

>> No.18281507

>>18281471
Kick it

>> No.18281517

>>18281471
bully her womb

>> No.18281531

>>18281381
>I’ll keep her constantly pregnant in the guise of ‘building an army’

>she realizes she’s forgetting something really important after dropping off her daughterus to softball, jiu jitsu, piano, ballet, gymnastics, track and field, and chess club practice
>was it that they needed more pork for dinner tonight?
>or maybe it’s the fact they’re gonna need a bigger van for daughteru eighteen?
>whatever it is she’ll ask her hubby when she gets home from dropping the youngest off at preschool

>> No.18281533
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18281533

Nuns.

>> No.18281537

>>18281471
Go and cry with the alp

>> No.18281538

>>18281471
Tell it to get off my lawn.

>> No.18281544

>>18281533
Is it just me, or does anyone else find normal nuns more attractive than their MGE equivalents, Dark Priests?

>> No.18281548

>>18281533
Nuns with big, obscene tits.

>> No.18281551

>>18281314
This looks like a job for the Shota Rangers!

>> No.18281560

>>18281448
I wanna oil a Lamia.

>>18281533
Gotta corrupt 'em young.

>> No.18281563

>>18281533
Those are some big breasts.



>>18281544
Same.

>> No.18281567

>>18281434
What a cutie! I’d get hurt all the time if the worlds doctors were replaced by Unicorns!
And then I’d stop after I almost kill myself trying to break my leg, and I’d wake up in the hospital to a crying Unicorn doctor telling me that I need to stop getting hurt all the time.

>> No.18281577

>>18281533
The things I'd do to one if given the chance. But no, I try to stay away from religion; too much blind faith for me.

>> No.18281592

>>18281563
4 (you)

>> No.18281605

>>18279738
Anon, do you want to ever have children? Then don't deny a Demon her kinks.

>> No.18281607

>>18281471
Ask what's up.

>> No.18281639

>>18281605
I'm confused. Are you saying she'll castrate me for her own stupidity?

I mean, she can try but she'd sooner lose her hand

>> No.18281659

>>18281471
How does one even make an alp cry?
>>18281607
>she says its because she doesnt know how to be a woman and other mgs make fun of her.
>cue montage where anon makes her his ideal woman.
>year later
>alp glowed up
>other mgs get jealous of her milfy curves.
Fucking alps

>> No.18281660

>>18281639
I'm saying her knee, your crotch, and a world of pain. I doubt some loser on the internet who harasses people would be able to go toe to toe with an ex-delinquent.

>> No.18281665

Would you groom your dragonfu real form? wash her good scales,pick off her bad scales,groom her,etc?

>> No.18281668

Just discuss actual Succubi instead of pushing your blatant homosexuality. Alpfags.

>> No.18281669

>>18281660
Ha, but you forgot the most important thing. My waifu can beat up your waifu.

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>>18281665
Forgot image

>> No.18281673

>>18281668
But I'm not sexually aroused unless they used to be men.

>> No.18281674

>>18281669
I somehow doubt your waifu would approve of you harassing other couples like a cunt anon.
She'd probably drag you off the by the ear for some "corrective measures".

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18281675

>>18281665

>> No.18281676

>>18281668
Arent male succubus called incubus?

>> No.18281678

>>18281668
alp momsters

>> No.18281680

>>18281676
How about you make an effort to learn english, ESL fag.

>> No.18281682

>>18281676
Incubi are just evolved humans.

>> No.18281683

>>18281678
>Setup a dragon wash service
>get rich
>the greediest dragon in the world comes and kidnaps you
>???
>profit

>> No.18281687

>>18281676
In mythology, yes. In MGE, no.

>> No.18281698

>>18281674
>Harassing other couples like a cunt
That sounds vaguely salty. Not my fault you chose to waive every right you'd have to privacy and control over the situation when you boink in a public space.

You realise a group of dudes could just surround you and start wanking and there's literally nothing you can do about it. Or start filming and upload it to the internet for cash. In fact that's probably a great way to earn easy money, if there are lots of exhibitionists loitering about.

>> No.18281702

>>18281678
Sexy old hags. 10/10 would be a manslut for.
>>18281683
Wut.

>> No.18281708

>>18281676
How new are you

>> No.18281714

>>18281698
Haha bet he didn’t think of that one! Nice one man, very nice *smirks and nods in your direction*

Faggot

>> No.18281728

>>18281668
>fucking a monster girl in the pussy is gay
Anon, you might need to take Haku-sensei's remedial Sex Ed

>> No.18281729

>>18281714
>*actions*
You need to leave

>> No.18281730

>>18281698
That’s usually the first thing I think of when hearing other people’s fantasies too Anon. How can i make this uncomfortable for them until they realize I have a better grasp of their imagination’s rules and boundaries than they do.

>> No.18281733

>>18280367
>5500 power liches.jpg

>> No.18281734

>>18281698
You took that conversation to a weird, extra faggy place it didn't need to go, and I say that as someone who likes alps.

>> No.18281738

>>18281730
>>18281734
Maybe its my fetish, you can't judge me.

>> No.18281743

>>18281729
Oh, you’re actually just autistic. Sorry, I can see how you’re confused.

>> No.18281745

>>18281698
One, Isolated Alley
Two, Do you think for a second that my waifu would keep going if a bunch of shits like that started jerking it in public
Three, Do you think for a second that uploading a video of my waifu onto the internet for cash wouldn't bring down a legal apocalypse on your head? She's a demon idiot.

>> No.18281746

>>18281702
Be sure to tell them they are the most beautiful despite their age. That'll dampen some panties pretty quick.

>> No.18281751

>>18281738
I can judge the hell out of you, dipshit.

>> No.18281754

>>18281745
I don't think there's anything illegal about filming in a public space where I'm from, is it illegal where you are?

>> No.18281755

>>18281738
>his fetish is imagining a circle of men jerking off
Well we’ve come full circle on the Alp thing at least.
You don’t do much thinking before you post, do you? A common mistake, don’t worry.

>> No.18281759

An Echidna giving birth to a centaur.

>> No.18281761

>>18281755
You're forgetting the couple trying to get it on in the circle of jerking men, can't forget that part

>> No.18281765

>>18281533
I want to court a nun from the local Chaos faith chapel. She would be a kindhearted and graceful Shog, who teaches the young orphans about their lineage. She would also sing during mass, and use a hundred mouths.
Mother Superior would no doubt be a ridiculously sultry Mindflayer, and she would lead the ceremonies at the chapel. She was the original orphan raised on those very grounds.

>> No.18281769

>>18281759
How many days until she shrunk back to her normal size? Do echidna have ribs they can unhinge too?

>> No.18281779

>>18281761
I know dear, it’s hard for you to not think about things getting covered in cumshots. Just remember everyone is different in what they really want to talk about, okay? That’s my special anon.

>> No.18281783

>>18281754
Selling the video without consent is gonna get you sued you subhuman. And hey, you'd be getting a free vasectomy while you're at it.

>>18281761
You realize that we'd just stop and leave right? I'm sure the MGC police would enjoy giving you a taste of some police brutality.

>> No.18281794

>>18281759
Hilarious and adorable.

>> No.18281828

I think I'm becoming a little too obsessed with Pharaohs.

>> No.18281831
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18281831

Wight butt.

>> No.18281838

>>18281746
For sure, I would make her feel like she's in college. When did she alp though? Crows feet are my fetish.

>> No.18281840

>>18281783
Thinking about it now, it probably falls under harassment if I'm specifically filming you fuck in public since it's targeted. Though, I wonder if that would even be illegal, going by monster morals. Probably not. They don't see public sex as a big deal so they probably don't care if it gets filmed. It'd be like trying to sue some one for filming when you walk down the street. You wouldn't care either once the mamono mana gets to you.

>> No.18281841

>>18281665
I don't see why I wouldn't. Though I'd find a big lake with a waterfall to help and I'd need a lot of expensive oils and a brush of the highest quality.

>> No.18281845

>>18281831
Butter T is all over the place in terms of quality and his use of Patreon as a paywall is shitty, but that's a good Wight.

>> No.18281847

>>18281831
I want to hot wax torture a loli Wight's butt.

>> No.18281849

>>18281840
>Muh monster morals
You realize that she'd still see it as harassment right? Marrying a monster doesn't mean throwing morals out the window.

>> No.18281854

>>18281838
Let's say she alped quite a long time ago, long enough that she's now desperate for a man.

>> No.18281858

>>18281849
If the greater society doesn't give a shit, and only your wife cares that she's making me money on the internet by shaking her ass in public, I don't think she has a case.

In fact it'd be the ideal scenario really

>> No.18281860

>>18281831
Very mediocre ass.

>> No.18281864

>>18281845
I was sad the Night Gaunt didn't win his poll for that month.

>> No.18281867

>>18281858
Anon. You're implying you can beat a Demon, a species whose whole things is contracts and how to make them perfect, in a legal battle.
That's the equivalent of walking into the street and claiming you can punch out a bus.

>> No.18281873

>a week and a half of waiting on an artist to respond to the commission enquiry
Waiting for a yes/no is hell.

>> No.18281875

>>18281828
No such thing.

>> No.18281881

>>18281873
He became a drawing ghost. You should date him.

>> No.18281882

>>18281854
Does she know how to cook? I mean i know how to cook but food tastes better when someone else makes it. Thinking about comissioning a mature alp with crows feet.

>> No.18281885
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18281885

Please take a minute to remember that Jinn of the Jars exist and are cute.

>> No.18281890

>>18281881
>alp ghost
I don't want to be haunted by a magical homo I do want undead porn though.

>> No.18281893

>>18281873
That's weird, Usually it takes only a day or so. Do they have more contact information? You could try contacting them there.

>> No.18281894

>>18281885
That with that troll doll hair she isn't.

>> No.18281899

>>18281867
You still need laws to win a legal battle. You can't just make shit up in court if you've got nothing to work with. If there are no laws against filming people fucking in a public space w/o consent she's got nothing.

In reality it's already fine to film people w/o consent in any place where there's no reasonable expectation for privacy. In MGC the fact that people in said public spaces are fucking while you film probably wouldn't even be seen as harassment. At worst they'll make me pay you a portion for your wife's performance.

>> No.18281901

>>18281875
But I'm starting to think of a backstory for one.
>>18281885
I prefer regular genies.

>> No.18281902

>>18281890
Ah that was a good alp.
Even in death you can't beat the alp.

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>>18280565
Wendigos stuff the ballot boxes with clean meat bones, they aren't allowed to vote any more

>> No.18281914

>>18281904
Heaven help, at least they’re involved! Papa and mama are proud!

>> No.18281917

>>18281873
I feel your pain anon, I got a commission slot confirmed and then sent the artist my full idea and haven't heard back in over a month. I sent them a follow up a couple days ago too and still nothing so I still don't technically know if everything is ok or not. It's not like the artist is MIA or anything either as they stream drawing at least 3 times a week.

>> No.18281920

>>18281899
You think she can't twist the court in her favor? You're more naive than I thought you fucking Alp.

>> No.18281921

>>18281890
Some wight ass would be great, wight ass is always great.

>> No.18281923

>>18281904
Anon! Voter profiling and exclusion are very illegal practices!

>> No.18281928

>>18281847
That's not how you're supposed to treat the loli wights.

>> No.18281936

>>18281901
Nothing wrong with that. It would be boring if they didn't have one.

>> No.18281937

>>18281920
Uh, anon I don't think it matters how phenomenal or twisty a lawyer you are, you can't convict some one of a crime that doesn't exist.

I mean, if I'm wrong on that I'm countersuing your wife for idiocy.

>> No.18281943

>>18281937
I'd assume MGC would have laws about filming without consent and forming circlejerks around a loving couple.
You're facing hard time for attempted adultery anon.

>> No.18281952

>>18281943
>replying
anon why do you do this to yourself you dumb dummy

>> No.18281953

>>18281928
Yes it is!

>> No.18281954

>>18281943
>MGs harder on filming in public spaces than humans
Hilarious

>> No.18281960

>>18281952
Because my eyes are clouded with the rage of a man whose Waifu is being harassed.

>> No.18281964

>>18281943
I'd do some hidden public action with my wife and I wouldn't mind if someone filmed it.

>> No.18281967

>>18281964
Oh yes, because you and I have the exact same taste in everything.
Get a clue man.

>> No.18281969

>>18281923
Those sneaky Wendis can try and disguise themselves, but I can smell the meat on them

>> No.18281973

>>18281967
Not him.

>> No.18281977

>>18281960
Well, you sure showed him your not someone he should fuck with(?)

>> No.18281979

>>18281973
Yeah, I figured. Just testy right now.
Still wishing my waifu was here so I could sit her on my lap and cuddle all the pain away.

>> No.18281980

>>18281943
Hey the circlejerk is just for lols. If I were to do this for real I'd stick to filming, no one wants to see a circlejerk filmed, but a couple banking on the bus? That's some quick cash.

>I'd assume they'd have laws
This anon is right though, >>18281954, that'd mean they were more stringent than even humans. And if that were the case, public sex would probably already be illegal

>> No.18281984

>>18281964
Anon I like the idea of being the hot dad in my neighborhood, and that a bunch of my single neighbors get really jealous when they see me play with my mice in public.

>> No.18281987

>>18281980
How about I smash your balls with your camera?

>> No.18281990

>>18281893
He has a discord listed but I don't really want to hassle him.
>>18281917
We could get a please respond club going for people left in limbo. Having the money tied up and not knowing if it can be used on something else is weird.
>>18281921
>wight ass
Close enough, it's Wight doggy style.

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>>18281943
>bang in a public place
>WOOOOOOOOOOOW What do you MEAN it's now being seen by tons of strangers!?!

>> No.18281994

>>18281984
I don't think i'm a hot dad, but I like to imagine training and being enough to make a dragon pregnant would be enough to get some monsters to bite their lips, which would only make my dragon smugger because I'm hers and hers only.

>> No.18281997

>>18281936
How does a Queen who was betrayed before she could do some good for her land? Her personality is Satsuki-esque.

>> No.18281998

>>18281991
What part of "isolated alley" didn't you get?
Don't you dare ever compare me to DSP.

>> No.18281999

>responding to it
>for this fucking long

>> No.18282001
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REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

>> No.18282003

>>18281885
Jar Jinns are criminally underrated and I appreciate them. I can say this because my waifu is a Mimic. Maybe our daughteru would be a Jinn?
Thats a really nice looking Jinn regardless. Too smug though.

>> No.18282005

>>18281984
Nothing wrong with being proud of your lifestyle anon, at least in your case.

>>18281990
>We could get a please respond club going for people left in limbo. Having the money tied up and not knowing if it can be used on something else is weird.
True enough anon. I've been in limbo like this for much longer so I'm not too terribly frustrated yet, but still.

>> No.18282006

>>18281999
I'm mad as hell and not very bright.
Probably need to fucking eat something too. Christ that's probably why I'm so upset.

>> No.18282008

>>18281998
ur waifu a slag

>> No.18282010

>>18281994
I don't think I'm a hot dad either, but I imagine that after at least a dozen years of being forged by my wife's mana and turning into an incubus I'd look a tad bit better than I do now. You better make them green with envy, and your wife smugger than a cheshire on April first!

>> No.18282012

>>18282001
No, Grapesnakes are deserving of love.
Set up dating centers so Grapesnakes can find their husbandos.

>> No.18282019

>>18282001
This.

I SERVE THE PHARAOH IN ALL THINGS

>> No.18282023

Okay, message clear.
If I want to do exhibitionist roleplay with my waifu do it in a bathroom stall so a bunch of Alps don't try and record it while jerking off.

>> No.18282031

>>18282023
Or, you know, don't let faggots try to curate your fantasies.

>> No.18282033

>>18282023
>He's still going on about it
Learn to take a hint you fucking lasagna

>> No.18282035

>>18282023
Who fucking knew that exhibitionism might involve witnesses being involved?

>> No.18282044

>>18282001
>REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
BREED MORE GRAPESNAKES.

>> No.18282059

>>18281882
I would assume that most people who live alone for so long know how to cook. Would she also have those smile lines around her mouth like some older women do?

>> No.18282060

>>18281997
Just go with any backstory you like. It's for your benefit, after all.

>> No.18282066
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This thread is now property of the Sabbath!

>> No.18282075

>>18282066
>This thread is now property of the Sabbath!
Onee Sabbath or get out, Lolis are SHIT!.

>> No.18282079

>>18281979
Also, don't worry anon, I'm sure your waifu would love some comfy times under the blankets. I'd do hidden public lewd stuff like, one in a blue moon but I'm mostly a vanilla man.

>>18282010
True that. Becoming an incubus would help a lot and my waifu would feel very lewd and ready to breed when we're alone after getting such reactions.

>> No.18282083

>>18282023
I don't think exhibitionism means what you think it means

>> No.18282091

>>18282060
Well I'd like her to have a good backstory if you know what I mean.

>> No.18282097

>>18282066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVdMbUx1_k

>> No.18282103

>>18282075
>walk into the lobby of a Onee-sabbath center and tell the lady at the front desk you need to be doted on
>several onee-chan come down the hall, pop out from behind the counter, drop down from the ceiling, and even out of some of the filling cabinets and drawers
>all ara ara-ing and calling you cute
I need so many Onee-chans right now

>> No.18282106

>>18282066
>You will never have a shortstack and tallstacked bapho sisters sandwich you

>> No.18282109

>>18282106
>tallstacked
Anon, you're just making up words. Tall women should already be stacked

>> No.18282113

>>18282059
>smile lines
Oh fuck she's reminding me of that ara ara yeti sith cookies.

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>>18282113
Grandma Yeti

>> No.18282137

>>18282103
>I need so many Onee-chans right now
I nearly feel the same way, i just need someone to hold me and tell me its going to be all right, i don't need to worry. Though with all those Onee-Chans i don't think you will ever be able to worry, about anything.

>> No.18282147

>>18282066
>this god tier design is stuck in a battle shounen story
It's not fair, silver bapho deserves better.
That said, I'd love a cute one with red hair and a ponytail.

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>>18282109
Not when most of my friends fawn over the flat

>> No.18282168

>>18282126
Thasitmane.jpg
Damn, why are older women so attractive?

>> No.18282171

>>18281987
That'd put you in prison for a century.

Conversely, damaging the dick would be more serious a crime. It'd probably be even worse if there weren't a million ways to completely heal the dick.

>> No.18282179

>>18282083
Was I using the wrong term again? Would what I want just be "sex in a public place"?

>> No.18282182

>>18281990
>Wight doggy style
I want to fuck a loli Wight from behind. And a budding jc Wight. And a teenage and adult one too.
Actually I guess all the Wights are lovely but lolis are the best of the best

>> No.18282187

>>18282023
You know I think exhibitionfags are hands down the easiest to trigger.

I wonder if that has something to do with the fetish itself

>> No.18282196

>>18282147
She's just the profile Baphomet with an alternate colorscheme.

>> No.18282198

>>18282023
You don't enjoy exhibitionism then.

>> No.18282205

>>18282196
A much nicer color scheme.

>> No.18282208

>>18282179
You know, if you're going to inconvenience people by fucking in public, the least you could do is not throw a tantrum when they film you for laughs. People film everything these days, good luck faggot.

>> No.18282214 [DELETED] 

https://imgur.com/a/oHoJC

>> No.18282232

>>18282137
What monsters make the best onee-chans?

>> No.18282235

>>18282214
Fuck off to tumblr with the soyboys who like this filth. Take your sluts with you.

>> No.18282239

>>18282232
Alice, and witch

>> No.18282243

>>18282214
fuck off
>>18282235
>soyboy
fuck off too

>> No.18282244
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Hey, so I was looking through my 4chan image folder and I found this. Given that this is the only thread where it might be tangentially relevant, here you go.

>> No.18282248

>>18282182
I prefer my wights JK or christmas cake but anyone who loves wights that much is a good man.

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>>18282235
Would you prefer this?

>> No.18282255

>>18282235
I think he might very well be from Achtchan.

>> No.18282260

>>18282252
I said leave you filthy wretch.

>> No.18282261

Ignore and report anons, ignore and report.

>> No.18282264

>>18282244
The fact that those tears are probably involuntary from the sores just makes it so much worse.
This is why you go into being a demonically powered white mage with an apothecary hobby.

>> No.18282268

>>18282214
You know that hellhound image doesn't make a lick of sense.

If all she wanted was for four guys to hold her down while they rape her, she could have just bought her actual husbando a doppel potion.

Secondly, even if she wanted to be held down and fucked and no 'single' man would ever manage that, it's not like that alone would impregnate her with "strong" babies. They'd still be born of weak men, just conceived on a night where she got fucked by many weak men all at once.

0/10 immersion broken

>> No.18282273

>>18282023
I think there’s just a difference in what you’re actually looking for mang, sall good.
I personally would love fucking my Lady in public, let the onlookers either cheer in revelry or despair in jealousy. But yeah if they get too close of course they get the Wrath.

>> No.18282277

>>18282261
Baronessfag was r ight, why don't people just report and ignore? Why are people here that stupid? I just want to talk about cute monstergirls, or waifus.... What happened to these threads, i remember shit like this never happened.

>> No.18282278

>>18282268
It's a cuckolding fetishist anon, their kind don't have a single brain cell to scrape between the lot of them.

>> No.18282279

>>18282239
And Titanias. Don't forget Titanias

>> No.18282289

>>18282277
I’ve been around 4chan in general is all, for better or worse. Just take some time away if you gotta mang. Helped remind me of perspective.

>> No.18282293

>>18282278
I consider cuckolds worse than scatters. Why? At least scatters will die from the bacteria in their fetishes.

>> No.18282297

>>18282273
>But yeah if they get too close of course they get the Wrath.
You're a different case, because you're wife is a tyrant within her region who IS the law. Still, don't think you can stop me from filming you with telescopic scrying crystals and selling it

>> No.18282306

>>18282252
This is better.

>> No.18282308

>>18282279
Titanias are the best Onee-chans. I want one to spoil me.

>> No.18282309

Does old mouse sniffer still exist somewhere in the 170 souls that drift through this thread?

>> No.18282310

>>18282297
Hey, if you wanna compete with the stuff we’d already be selling, best of luck my dude!

>> No.18282317

>>18282264
Yeah, it definitely looks like the wound over her eye is infected. What she needs is modern medical treatment, airdropped foreign aid in the form of food and clean water, and hugs. Lots of hugs.

>> No.18282319

>>18282310
If you think you can offer the tanuki a better price feel free, but you can't. Not unless you give them away for free

I fucking hate having to go back to these image captchas

>> No.18282325

>>18282310
>The Baroness distributes sex tapes as propaganda for how happy monster couples are
Committed, that one.

>> No.18282336

>>18282319
The price is chump change or charity. >>18282325 has the ‘thrust’ of things, har har

>> No.18282340

>>18282309
>170
Bottom right says we lost 50 souls then

>> No.18282348

>>18282340
Thread is only one day old.
Whether it's people on different devices or just checking in at different times of the week, each thread has been hitting nearly 200 IDs.

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>>18282248
They deserve the love for being so perfect and lovely.

>> No.18282363

>>18282309
As someone who was around back then, I'm fairly certain that there were several maus sniffers anon. Pretty sure Alp was one too.

>> No.18282366

>>18282354
I want a Wight to OHHOHOHOHOHO at me.

>> No.18282372

>>18282336
Thats some.... dedication to the cause of corrupting humanity, as about as dedicated as someone who basically sold their soul to a 9'9" foot demon for marriage can get.
I mean at that point why not write a book or something about why its so much better?

>> No.18282382

>>18282372
Can't get your rocks off if you're not inconveniencing other people with your fetishes probably. It's what makes exhibitionism worse than literally every other fetish.

>> No.18282388 [DELETED] 

>>18282243
Do you by any chance own a switch?
>>18282309
Yes, I do.

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>>18282354
They sure do, lots and lots of love.
And spirit energy, they deserve lots of that too.

>> No.18282411

>>18282388
I don't own any consoles

>> No.18282415

>>18282388
>soyboy
>console war shitposting
Back to /v/.

>> No.18282417

>>18282388
>mouse sniffer is a /v/tard
mgt has changed for the worse.

>> No.18282424

>>18282372
Cause it gets muh dick hard in make believe town nigga gad damn

>> No.18282428 [DELETED] 

Not him, but I don't know why you guys are getting so bent out of shape over soyboy. You're not commies are you? It's a literal and apt description

>> No.18282431

>>18282417
mgt never changes

>> No.18282433

>>18282417
I only play VNs nowadays, never spent time on /v/

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>> No.18282440

>>18282434
WHY are you still here, faggot?

>> No.18282442

>>18282428
Get out of /jp/

>> No.18282446

>>18282424
I don't really care, i'm just trying to distract myself from the current shit thats happening in the thread. Also a charity ran by extremist, thats something i never thought of, actually thats an amazing way to corrupt.

>> No.18282447

>>18282372
If its his thing, its his thing. You're seeming to continually come back to the idea that you need a validation or explanation for why people want to do what they want to do in their sexual escapist fantasies and then additional justification on top of that. I don't know if that's your intention, but its what you're coming off as to some.

>> No.18282448

>>18282428
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.18282450

>>18282388
I own a Switch. Has some good games.

Never eaten soy and I have no inclanation to.

>> No.18282454 [DELETED] 

>>18282442
>>18282448
>they don't know over-consumption of soy turns you into a little bitch
Looks like there are a few soy latte drinkers here

>> No.18282461

NEWFAGS AND CROSSIES FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEE

>> No.18282466

>>18282428
People who use it tend to be complete retards regardless of their point.

>> No.18282471

>>18282454
It has nothing to do with soy itself and everything to do with the phrase being the world’s biggest red flag that someone is a /b/v/tv/ retard.

>> No.18282472

>>18282454
And drinking water kills you because there's hydrogen in it.
Give it a rest dumbass, that's not how chemicals work.

>> No.18282473

>>18282461
That's right, /a/ only.

>> No.18282475

>>18282454
Fuck off back to /v/.

>> No.18282477 [DELETED] 

Elves like men who like soy. Trolls too probably.

>> No.18282482

>>18282446
Yeah I assumed that a bit. Swhatever but yer probably unknowingly contributin a bit anyway. Ain't we all though at this point.
Of course though. As seen in previous episodes, Demons don't prefer to just force someone into a monstergirl if they can instead convince them, so that they can truly carry on the ideals right from the get go and also want to bring others into the fold themselves. A front charity performing good deeds for impressionable human women is pretty standard faire at that point. Lil' bit of Sundowner philosophy: Create the war (though largely nonviolent), that creates the orphans, take in the orphans and give them a great life that makes them want to be monsters and fight for us, which then helps the war effort. Meanwhile the Order looks like a bunch of bonkers fanatics with no care for their own people by comparison and it makes it even easier down the line.
Inb4 multiple 'that's shit kill yourself that's evil muh traitor' lines, but hey, a solid plan is a solid plan.

>> No.18282486

>>18282477
>Elves like faggots
Bullshit. Elves like real men who drink real milk. Elf milk.

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>>18282392
>not posting colored version

>> No.18282498

>>18282486
Soy isn't just used for milk Anon.

>> No.18282506

>>18282495
I just grabbed a random picture from my wight folder, my bad.

>> No.18282508

>>18282498
Real men are into nibbling elf beans, too.

>> No.18282509

>>18282471
>>18282473
>>18282475
I don't like this new trend where people get assmad over catchy insults.

>>18282498
My point stands. Go elf milk or go home.

>> No.18282510

>>18282440
Because you keep giving him (you)s, which just encourages him to continue, just ignore and hide.

>> No.18282515

>>18282454
Somebody doesn't understand how hormones work in the slightest.

>> No.18282516

>>18282495
>Panties
What a prude.

>> No.18282518

>>18282486
>Elves like faggots
Well yeah anon, they had to breed with male elves until just recently so they're naturally attracted to very effeminate, right on the border of alping men.

>> No.18282521

>>18282509
>new trend
/jp/ has always told people using /v/ lingo to fuck off.

>> No.18282525

>>18282482
>Create the war (though largely nonviolent), that creates the orphans, take in the orphans and give them a great life that makes them want to be monsters and fight for us, which then helps the war effort

>Baroness visiting orphanages with her name attached to them as all the children cheer and hug her legs
>Outwardly she's smiling and giving a genuine smile to all the little boys and girls
>Inwardly she's memorized which ones would work best as which type of monstergirl, which girls have which crushes on which boys, what their main emotional points to exploit are, what age would be best for each to monsterize at
>"Miss Demon, I wanna be just like you one day!"
>Keikaku doori~

>> No.18282527

>>18282509
Just remember,monsters love all men (who are not complete assholes). And this includes your so called "soyboys'.

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>> No.18282532

>>18282521
I got told in this very thread to go back to pol for saying nigger.
Thin skin is a new trend

>> No.18282537

I don't know if it's some kind of malaise or what but I slowly feel like I'm becoming more and more disenfranchised with everything about monster girls, and it upsets me.

>> No.18282538

>>18282482
Thats one way to do it, but ,and curse you for making me want to corrupt, with how many hospitals have some probably unsavable people in them you could have the charity "cure" those people, or send food laced with mana and give it to the poor, one is major and would create a lot of press, some negative but most positive, for being what amounts to a literal cure all for cancer, lukemia, alzheimer's and the such while the other is a more subtle, gentle change that would work wonders in the long run.

>> No.18282544

>>18282537
Same
>use this place, have to deal with half of the thread being arguments
>use any other place, have to deal with furries and faggots

>> No.18282545

>>18282537
What else are you going to fantasize about? Sexy sexy, undead boats?

>> No.18282548

>>18282532
well the thing saying it implies,
is you give the impression of a kid trying to get as much shock value with the least amount of effort.

>> No.18282549

>>18282529
I take it you meant to reply to >>18282516?

Also I'm extremely surprised to see that post again, I thought nobody even noticed it when I made it.

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>>18282525
Mostly accurate, but I like to keep in mind that she's doing all of it because she sincerely thinks its whats best and how they can live their best possible life. The process is ultimately so everyone will be their happiest. But yeah sabout right.
>>18282538
There's of course always room to expand operations into those realms as well. It just becomes a matter of maximizing returns in those cases without it coming off as extortion. "We healed you, so now because of that you HAVE to come work for us". Its the nuance of making them WANT to turn, that's the primo italiano of the essence of a good corruption.

>> No.18282561

>>18282548
Close, but off the mark. It's not about shock value, though the general point of insults is to use the harshest word, yes.

You gotta be in a special mood to go the extra mile for an elaborate insult. Sometimes short and punchy is what's called for.

>> No.18282562

>>18282545
Why not both?

>> No.18282578

>>18282556
>keep in mind that she's doing all of it because she sincerely thinks its whats best and how they can live their best possible life. The process is ultimately so everyone will be their happiest.
She's right.
>Its the nuance of making them WANT to turn, that's the primo italiano of the essence of a good corruption.
Fuck it, i guess i'm in for full corruption now. My waifu was already a black dragon so extremism was an eventuality anyway.

>> No.18282588

>>18282556
I don't like the sly dishonesty of corruption.

I much prefer the more open and honest undeath

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Being princess carried by a dragon!

>> No.18282606
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>>18282578
[Maniacal Laughter]
I mean groovy!
>>18282588
I like to see it as 'truth, piece by piece' rather than dishonesty. Something you often have to do in therapy with someone because just telling them 'you're being an asshole to everyone' won't instigate real change as much as having them slowly coming to realize it themselves and making their own adjustments along the way.
Undeath is much simpler, funnily enough, and thereby I think very fun and easy to swallow. I've nothing but love for the way Undead Kingdoms would be run and operate.

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>>18282392
It's one more reason to love the lolis, a small Wight with a light tsundere side and a shapely backside would make doing both the cute romantic loving and the passionate spirit energy supplying loving taste all the more sweeter.

>> No.18282637

>>18282606
You have to admit that kind of underhanded coaxing is slimy and doesn't engender good will though, even if at the end of it you end up happier than you've ever been, you're kind of forced to just drop the issue and let it go, because not only are you happier, but every one around you is happier, and no one would like you if you still complained.

And that just feels stifling to me, personally.

On the other hand, an army of undead is gonna smack those zombie bootie wardrums and roll through your shitty little town whether you like it or not. It's open and above board, and you get the same happiness at the end of it all, and if the Wight is particularly generous, she'll have used painless, but very much lethal methods. Plus your whole town gets a gothic makeover and who doesn't love that.

It's not even the corruption I have an issue with it's just the way you go about it. Why can't your wife just be areal woman and wage war?

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Who else here reads H-Space?

>> No.18282670

>>18282637
A fair perspective, albeit (and probably admittedly) not as all-encompassing. The end goal is complete global monsterization to serve the means of utopia, and inevitably though the war may be won, not everyone will have been converted in the process. So what do you do with the leftovers? From the pure war and map-painting point of view, they'd see that the only option were the marching endless hordes that will 'kill' them whether they like it or not. That could cause them to flee, resist, hide, and thereby leave loose ends. Insignificant, ineffectual loose ends, but if we know anything about JRPG type settings, the one loose end the 'villain' leaves is the one thing that comes from nowhere to thwart them.
If, instead of all that, those stragglers saw 'wow, we don't have to fight, so many people seem so much happier just joining in with them, and they're giving me a choice...' then I personally feel you're much more likely to finish off those last little pieces to achieve true total victory.
Give a person a winning option but tell them they have to take it, and they'll in at least some small way resent it.
Give a person the same option but let them believe they have a choice, and they're much more likely to give in and take it.

>> No.18282690

>>18282604
>Being princess carried by a dragon!
Going straight to a honeymoon! Followed by loving cuddles and hard rape!
>>18282637
>It's not even the corruption I have an issue with it's just the way you go about it. Why can't your wife just be areal woman and wage war?
What is corruption without it taking them hold, slowly, overtime? Making them not only want it but realize they need it. Letting them fall from grace with themselves doing it with only little pushes needing them go down the slides themselves. Your way, while effective also turns everyone into undead, and whats life without some different spices, colors and flavors? Seeing the world change from hate to acceptance than love is far more satisfying than burning everything and ruining what was wouldn't you agree?
They'll resist both, but be far, far more accepting if they knew how much better it was to accept and fall than if some hoard of zombies started killing every woman to change them.

>> No.18282719

>>18282545
I don't even know. Can't tell if it's the cyclical nature of generals, but I find myself posting in here less and less and the drive to write is gone for now.

It's like we're stuck in a Groundhog Day loop and everything already gets talked about to the death and may need a break, don't know.

>> No.18282723

>>18282637
I'd rather not have been reminded of that edgy meme story from a meltdowned writefag.

And corruption is shit no matter the means, think of how many times people have justified cheating, tricking or forcing others into something "for their own good." You can't reliably judge your cause just, when you've been blinded from the very start.

>> No.18282729

>>18280192
>"Mistress Anna, I take it the demon lord has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected."
>"In the name of the Order, you are under arrest, Chancellor."
>"Are you threatening me, Templar Captain?"
>"The Order will decide your fate."
>"I am the Order!"
>"Not Yet!"
>Raiju stands, revealing ears and fluffy tail +Autistic scream and lightning.
>"It is treason, then."

>> No.18282730

>>18282670
>Give a person a winning option but tell them they have to take it, and they'll in at least some small way resent it.
Perhaps
>Give a person the same option but let them believe they have a choice, and they're much more likely to give in and take it.
And they will definitely have some small resentment when they realise they were manipulated into it.

And as for the world conquest thing, maybe, by nature of MGE MGs being busybodies.

I'd be more than happy leaving 25% of it to pure human countries though. Conquer what you want through war, let the flames die down and let the rest decide if they want to live in cool undead cities where you live forever and it's always cozy indoor weather, or in theocratic, authoritarian regimes of fear and hate.

It's it mentioned in military doctrines that you never leave no retreat to your enemy? There will inevitably be those who notice your corruption and react in extremist guerilla ways, because they know you won't stop until they're all gone.

There's also the damage you could do to a person's culture and heritage if you subvert them all. I know I'd be far prouder and happier as a citizen knowing that I fought those hot undead babes tooth and nail and the better side won, preserving my pride, than knowing that when the bell tolled my comrades opened the gates and knelt down, throwing away their history for selfish gain.

I imagine there's absolutely no one in Lescatie who now holds a lick of pride and love for their country.

>>18282690
>Your way, while effective also turns everyone into undead, and whats life without some different spices, colors and flavors? Seeing the world change from hate to acceptance than love is far more satisfying than burning everything and ruining what was wouldn't you agree?
So, if you want your variety that bad, just load some darkmatter into your catapults and throw them over like dead cows. Boom, all kinds of girls popping up from all species. And I completely disagree with "ruining what was" If anything, resurrecting the past legends and heroes only firms the pride and culture of a nation once taken by the undead
>They'll resist both, but be far, far more accepting if they knew how much better it was to accept and fall than if some hoard of zombies started killing every woman to change them.
You make it sound like they'll not know how much better it is AFTER the zombies mob them.

>> No.18282761

>>18282730
>There's also the damage you could do to a person's culture and heritage if you subvert them all
Ehhh? Didn't you say the undead way would be for the Zombies to roll through without stopping and then change the architecture to be gothic and more like the undead kingdom's style?

>> No.18282787

>>18282761
Yeah sure, but that's not to say it erases the kay aspects of one's culture. If X legendary architect did Y notable thing that the nation loved, chances are they'd just bring back X legendary architect to revamp some cities in a friendly way that doesn't diminish Y.

And I kind of said that under the assumption that these places were shitty and boring. If it was some analogue to Venice where the city itself is this beautiful work of wonder then there's probably no real reason to change much.

>> No.18282792

>>18282730
>And I completely disagree with "ruining what was" If anything, resurrecting the past legends and heroes only firms the pride and culture of a nation once taken by the undead
This comes from the man who wants everything gothic, if everything was black, bleak and had an aura of oppression i'd move to new york, not only that but your tactic also leaves retreat to your enemy, and they will use the same guerrilla tactics in response to overrunning and removing any form of culture that had once been. The point is not to force everyone to corrupt, let them 'choose,' let them willingly fall into their own corruption. Many would be bitter, that an undead swarm took their nation and didn't remake it, but built over it! replacing what government was with your monarchs.
And maybe, maybe somethings should stay dead as legends.

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>>18282730
>I imagine there's absolutely no one in Lescatie who now holds a lick of pride and love for their country
I don't want to make this political or anything, but if your country is in the grand scheme of things actually a pretty shitty place (Lescatie was full of class issues, poverty, and is made to sound like a pretty bad place that over-focused on the zealot monster slaying rather than the welfare of its people) then... someone better coming in and making life better should kinda make you forget whatever misplaced pride you had for the old way.
To quote my favorite movie of all time, "People should know when they're conquered". But ultimately to each their own mang, its fun to discuss to some degree but this ain't a philosophy thread, you do you.

>> No.18282798

>>18282793
Ah fuck me that's the gif version. Will try and delete before virgin eyes are offended.

>> No.18282799

>>18282793
UH, Baronessfag wrong picture, thats a gif. Too lewd for a blue board!

>> No.18282805

>>18282793
>To quote my favorite movie of all time, "People should know when they're conquered".
Gladiator was Kino.

>> No.18282822

>>18282604
Would rather princess carry her.

>> No.18282826

If you don't fully support the Demon Lord and her army I'm sure she'll give you a nice stretch of land so you'll never have to be bothered by their antics after they win.

>> No.18282828

>>18282787
I mean I think you're kinda making an assumption that Baronnessfag would want to transform each city and town into Lewdvegas when he hasn't indicated as such. If anything, a town changing hands through non-war means stands a much better chance of maintaining its cultural identity than one that has to be fought over, damaging priceless antiquities and architecture.

>> No.18282833

>>18282826
Forty acres and a mule that isn't a fucking centaur when?

>> No.18282838

>>18282792
>aura of oppression
>bleak
Why'd you pull that out of your ass? The only one you got right was black.
>your tactic also leaves retreat to your enemy
I assume you meant NO retreat, and if that's what you meant you missed the part where I said I'd leave some human countries alone. That would be the retreat.
> removing any form of culture that had once been
I have emphatically said the opposite of that and I don't know why you'd think the government would change.

The only thing in your post that has any merit is when you said
>maybe somethings should stay dead as legends.

>>18282793
You can be 100% disattisfied with they current way of things and still have pride for your nation's history and culture.
>"People should know when they're conquered"
Kinda hard to miss that you and every one you know is now dead and horny.

>>18282828
Undead armies don't loot, so I don't know why you'd think antiquities and architecture would be destroyed. And if that were an option there are more non-corporeal armies you can use to overrun a town to preserve its current state.

>> No.18282839
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>>18282826
You'll get a nice cradle.

>> No.18282840

>>18282833
When she wins.

>> No.18282841

>>18282826
>be bothered by their antics after they win.
I'm sure there'd be one Lilim and her friends constantly screwing with your little stretch of land after you've been randomly given it. Always needing to get them off the damn lawn, and stop trying to break into the house just to annoy you like the little shits they are.

>> No.18282844

>>18282839
Don't reply to my posts with your garbage.

>> No.18282850

>>18282841
I'm gonna set up a fake dead body, that should make them leave me alone.

>> No.18282857

>>18282826
Having a nice piece of land to live with my wife would be quite nice, but we'd need huge amounts of space.

>> No.18282872

>>18282857
Take your fat wife underground.

>> No.18282876

>>18282826
If you don't fully support the Demon Lord and her army, you need to join others in making sure she doesn't win.

>> No.18282877

>>18281769
I like the idea that they give birth to an egg no matter what species and it hatches with a month old baby inside of it. It reinforces the gacha aspects.

>> No.18282879

>>18282850
>set up a fake dead body
If you set it up like you killed yourself thats how you get a lilim to cry! Have you any idea what happens when a lilim cries? Its like a can of cute and also overwhelming gilt has been opened! And if she realizes you're alive she's either going to be so pissed she punches or rapes ya or so terrified she would do anything to make up for it.
>>18282857
>huge amounts of space
For all the daughters or is the wife a dragon/wurm/sandwurm/sandworm?

>> No.18282887

>>18282879
I was thinking more of setting up fake dead bodies to make it look like I was a serial killer. But faking my death might work out better.

>> No.18282889

>>18282879
>sandwurm

>> No.18282891

>>18282872
Wow that is fucking rude anon, I'll have you know my wife is lean and she exercises daily.

>>18282879
For the dragon and the daughteru of course. They need some space to play and fly without worrying about random bypassers.

>> No.18282895

>>18282889
A marginally weaker, spikier brown wurm. I can dig it.

>> No.18282899

>>18282891
Fatty wife. I bet your wife is so fat that she can barely fly!

>> No.18282900

>>18282877
>gacha aspects.
>Waifu lays an egg
>Incubate it, care for it, wait for that 5 start 9-tailed kitsune drop
>Egg hatches
>It's just a large mouse
>She's cute, but...
>"I gave you five diamond cumshots."
>Waifu gives you the bedroom eyes even as the babe suckles at her teat
>"Want to roll again?"

>> No.18282904

I think it'd be a pretty if haunting sight, watching your city burn in blue soulfire, that only snuffs out the living, leaving everything else in tact, turning the dead flesh into a sealed vessel, so the soul can't escape, the flames tempering and strengthening it 'til it re-inhabits the body, the newly born dead

>> No.18282906

>>18282887
>But faking my death might work out better.
It'll leave you either alone or with a wife.
>>18282891
>For the dragon and the daughteru of course. They need some space to play and fly without worrying about random bypassers.
Guess it would be good for you to have some land after your adventures huh?
>>18282899
You're going to be burned alive, or stabbed, or beaten the shit out of by a loli dragon. I suggest you not insult other peoples wives because i don't think you have one.

>> No.18282915

>>18282906
>It'll leave you either alone or with a wife.
Well that's just a risk that I would have to take. I just hope they don't run off and bring back their parents.

>> No.18282925

>>18282899
Fuck you anon, she is light enough that I can carry her with no problems. She's also able to fly while carrying me and daughteru too.

>>18282906
That it would. In a big open field close enough to a town or village that we could shop with no problems and our daughteru could have some interaction with the people and monsters there.

>> No.18282931

>>18282906
Oh boy here we go again

>> No.18282942

>>18282904
Phantom-chan, please control your magic! You can’t have a whole city participate in your play at once!

Phantoms need more love.

>> No.18282945

>>18282915
>I just hope they don't run off and bring back their parents.
>>18282925
>In a big open field close enough to a town or village that we could shop with no problems and our daughteru could have some interaction with the people and monsters there.
Sounds comfy, then you get to go home and have your clingy wife to cuddle with and pamper. Truly tis the dream.
>>18282931
No.

>> No.18282949

>>18282945
>>I just hope they don't run off and bring back their parents.
Yes anon, that is what I posted.

>> No.18282955

>>18282945
>>18282949
>I just hope they don't run off and bring back their parents.
I thought i put it but apparently things be eaten by the void so: It would be, beyond bad then, having a visit by the Demon Lord and her Husband because you scared their daughter is not just going to put you on the radar, but also be really hard to explain.

>> No.18282968

>>18282955
Oh you bet your ass that would be hard to explain. One wrong word and I would either have monster girls constantly making a ruckus outside of my house or having the strongest man in the world turning my face into a fine paste.

>> No.18282983
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18282983

>Hey honey?
>Think we could take a break?
>I could go for a glass of water that didn’t taste like you.

>> No.18282988

>>18282968
Or it could be more awkward and them forcing their daughter to apologize and themselves apologize for their daughters reckless and irresponsible behavior, gets even stranger if they ask if you want to marry her or not because she really needs to get out of the house.

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>>18282983
>This is awesome!
>I love you so much.
>I’M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU GO!

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>>18282983
Why are Mindflayers so best?

>> No.18283002

>>18282988
>marry her
Maybe once she got older.

>> No.18283008

>>18282945
And comfy it is, though I'd still enjoy adventuring with my wife once in a while. Maybe when daughteru was staying with her grandma me and wife could have some fun.

>> No.18283021

I wish I had a werecat to tease my ears. Any variant is fine.

>> No.18283029
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>>18283021
Would you let her dry-hump you as she nibbled on them anon?

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>>18283000
found the squid

>> No.18283076

>>18283029
Considering I'd be crashing on the couch after a long day at the office, I'd be too braindead to complain.

>> No.18283078

>>18283051
>squid

>> No.18283084

>>18283078
Is it a squid or is it a kid?

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>>18283078
D'oh, forgot pic.

>> No.18283103
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>>18282994
>You like that don’t you?
>You like being violated by a disgusting beast.
>I bet you even like it when I inject my insidious venom(cum) in you
>So you can feel true love and know that you are more important to me than anything else in the world. I will forever cherish your smile and devote my life to your happiness.

>> No.18283113
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>> No.18283117

>>18283113
Too sticc

>> No.18283122

>>18283117
Just give her holst milk and time.

>> No.18283123

>>18283113
She'll make a fine temptress when she grows up. I bet she gets straight f++'s from the dark elf boarding school of seduction

>> No.18283131

>>18283113
Adorable flayer.
I bet she's going to grow up and be the boss of a dungeon!

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>>18283103
>I love you honey
>Hey!
>My eyes are up here!
>No. Down a little.

>> No.18283139

>>18283113
How cute! She'll make someone happy one day.

>> No.18283145

>>18283139
Wether he wants to be happy or not he will want to be happy or not be not happy happy.

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18283147

How would you advertise her arena to the uninformed?

>> No.18283148

>>18282983
>>18282994
>>18283103
>>18283138
Happy couples~

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>>18283138
>>18283148
>...
>...What?
>...What are you looking at me for~?

>> No.18283166

So what girls are in dire need of stories? I'm drawing a blank on which one to do a short about and worse comes to wear it's a non-smut of a Cú Sidhe

>> No.18283167

>>18283113
Remember; as a single teacher at any level in MGC you must refrain from giving the students any idea that you might be interested in them. This includes the patting of their head and stroking of their hair/head tentacles/head snakes.
You might give them the wrong idea and we aren’t going to have another repeat of the great harem catastrophy of ‘09.

>> No.18283170

>>18283147
Do you want to fight?
Do you want to watch people and monsters fight
We have snacks and wine made by selene herself

>> No.18283173

>>18283166
Unicorns. They always need love.

>> No.18283179

>>18283167
I want to be the poor teacher who suffered from the great harem catastrophe of 09.

>> No.18283197

>>18283179
He's stuck in an endless fuck, anon.
And not just because of the girl count, but because it got so out of hand he breached Pandemonium as a result.

>> No.18283198

>>18283166
Dark mage
Umi osho
Devil
Valkirie and her dark alt
Cupid
Akaname
Vinilla werewolf
Inari (or anything connected to KC fox lore even if theres not much)
Smoke hobo
Khepri
Basilisk

>> No.18283208

>>18283147
Nothing, Selene needs to rot like the corrupting bitch that she is

>> No.18283212

>>18283170
No, not really, Bacchus has better perks.

>> No.18283220

>>18283197
That sounds nice. Endlessly teaching a class of needy girls about pleasure sounds like a pretty good end to me.

>> No.18283249

>>18283208
No bullying the lim

>> No.18283258

>>18283147
Hand out flyers to travellers

>> No.18283263

Being the oniichan to a muscle monster like an ogre or amazon must be rough.
Can you imagine her leaping into your lap but really just kinda ends up body slamming you due to how big she is?

>> No.18283265

Why is anubis a species but bastet and hathor are gods?
What would sobek be?

>> No.18283283

>>18283147
What is the deal with her anyway?

>> No.18283291

Should dryads and/or mantangos be considered chaos?
>fusing with part of their waifu
>husbands lose their humanity
>become part of a greater unknown (forest or mushroom network)

>> No.18283307

>>18283258
I read that as hand out flayers
>Selene hands out flayers to get people to go to the arena.

>> No.18283314

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that giving a siege model automaton the 'imotou' personality core isn't recommended

>> No.18283315

>>18283307
>"Why are you giving me--I really want to go to the arena now."

>> No.18283317

>>18283314
What happened to “Mod it ‘til it mindbreaks?”

>> No.18283325
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Remember anons: you don't have to outrun the wurm-just your buddy.

>> No.18283328

>>18283307
At what point does persuasion become manipulation?

>> No.18283330

>>18283325
What if the wurm doesn't like your buddy, though? Or rather, what if your buddy likes wurms a lot less than you?

>> No.18283331

>>18283317
Anon, have you heard a mindbroken automaton?
It sounds like a fax line.

>> No.18283333

>>18283328
When you have a +15 modifier and you roll above a 10.

>> No.18283335

>>18283325
You’re assuming we’re running away. If I want her, I better get there first before that faggot.

>> No.18283346

>>18283330
Then you get another buddy.

>> No.18283359

>>18283325
>some people run away from a wurm
>others tackle her and molest the fuck out of her body.

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>>18283167
It's fine as long as you have enough swag to pull it off

>> No.18283391

>>18283381
Good God, that is precious.

>> No.18283398

>>18283147
>"I don't turn every woman I see into warriors if that's what your thinking. I see women act like how Nadia was in that forest and I consider it a waste, there's so much she could be doing and instead throws it away by being a spiteful noble. No matter the reason, if I think I can improve their lives with what I can do, then I will do my work as my mother wishes."
So if she thinks your life sucks she's going to corrupt you?

>> No.18283453

>>18283147
How is life at the arena
Do you get to make friends with other warriors?
Can i get a warrior harem ing im good enough?
Does selene douse the stands with hinezumi fire to get more people fighting?

>> No.18283508

>>18283453
What do they do with the sweat rags? They don’t have washing machines, so there must be some poor sap whose duty it is to launder them. Is there a staff of Akaname, or would this be human a human job? Do people just manage their own? What about the arena itself? Are there facilities or concessions? I’m not interested in this for a fetish, I just like logistics and thinking about the stuff no one else does.

>> No.18283542

>>18283508
Facilities are a given if she wants a large scale operation to stay afloat.
I do remember that she also has a work force of kikis and golems so that could take care of cleaning.
Theres also dedicated sex rooms as one of the rules was no fucking in the arena

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Best dragon coming through.

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18283544

>tfw big titty cinnamon roll oni gf
There's a reason I got out of bed today, but I don't remember what it was.

>> No.18283549

How many repeat threads do you need before you call it a general? I'm asking because it seems like /tg/'s MGE thread is now on it's sixth alliteration.

>> No.18283553

>>18283549
>tg mg thread
I always thought this thread would be better somewhere else but thats just a fucking slap to the dick.

>> No.18283571

>>18283553
Most of the discussion is about the MGE setting though. If you feel like torturing yourself, here.

>>>/tg/57601940

>> No.18283575

>Living alone in your small apartment, you're awakened by a noise
>The door to your balcony is open
>It's not broken, you must have not shut it right
>Close it and make sure it latches this time
>Head back to bed and cuddle up to your Mindflayer wife

>> No.18283578

>>18283553
It's literally just autists screeching about how MGE doesn't cater to their HFY tastes with rampant /pol/ism thrown in as well. What really takes the cake is that they have a "designated roleplaying thread" on /qst/. This is the true face of autism.

>> No.18283583

>>18283549
>>18283553
>>18283571
Oooooooooooooh, this fucking explains quite a lot. Quiiiiite a lot. Dear fucking lord, alright, thank you for bringing this up.

>> No.18283587

>>18283543
"dragon"

>> No.18283592

>>18283571
I'd rather that shit be there than here

>> No.18283597

>>18283592
/tg/ used to be good and now, it's this...

>> No.18283600

>Anons earlier lamenting that Monstergirls may not be getting more popular
A finger on the monkey's paw closes.

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>>18283587
Yes and?

>> No.18283612

>>18283606
Otohime is best sugar mom, they're also horribly lonely and don't want you to leave them!

>> No.18283616

>>18283612
I wouldn't mind being the toy of an old slightly-yan otohime and her umi osho assistant.

>> No.18283620

>>18283575
I wouldn't mind this.

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>>18283571
>>18283549
WELP.
If ever my words ye heeded boyos now's the time. This absolutely 100% fits in line with my confusion over the past week as to where the sudden resurgence of uninformed 'why would you not fight the demon lord' idiots are coming from. I'm usually more lenient but its time to go full sekrit club.
If someone is posting with blatant disregard for the world guides and setting info, do not reply beyond telling them to read the settings info.
If someone is trying to argue that the Demon Lord or that monsters in general are inferior to humans, do not reply beyond directing them to >>>/tg/
If someone is toeing way over the line one way or another in dictating a 'ruleset' or unnecessary overcomplication of the setting as if to treat it like an established system, do not reply beyond directing them to >>>/tg/
God willing the mods on /tg/ come through and snuff things out over there, but if and when they do also be prepared for another surge of the above posters. Gotta nip this in the bud before it shits everything up again.
Remember, when in doubt, alt+tab out. Don't try to put out fires by thinking your match will be different with these people.
Luck be with us all.

>> No.18283648

>>18283575
Sounds more like a Nuraihyon

>> No.18283652

>>18283616
I wouldn't either, if anything her being old and slightly yan only would turn me on more.
>>18283571
>TG has a MGE thread
This explains far too much, fuck /tg/, they were once good.

>> No.18283654

>18283640(You)

>> No.18283656
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>>18283640
I'm inclined to agree. Its been hard enough getting people to accept Wonderland for all its wackiness. Fa/tg/uys would only make it insufferable again, as well for poor chaos bros.

>> No.18283671

>>18283571
Christ.

>>18283600
I wish more of my favorite ones weren't popular.

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>>18283640
Time to lockdown like a Unicorn horsepussy on Sunday.

>> No.18283699

>tfw no group of Kikimoras who wear bunny outfits in place of their regular dresses on my birthday

>> No.18283709 [SPOILER] 
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Brothers, the time has come. The demonic hordes are on our doorstep and we cannot repel them alone.

We must ally with....Hoof Kingdom.

They are the only ones with pure hearts and minds, they've never mistreated humanity over the ages, and they truly are good girls with the best intent when it comes to mankind.

They stand for everything opposite of the vile demonic forces.

>> No.18283710

A quick scan makes me think it won't last. I'm fairly certain it was started from someone dejected and rejected from either here or 8c, possibly both. Regardless some of the exact, to the letter uninformed retarded HFYposts were being made over there at the same time as they were being made over here, so there's unfortunately probably some bleedover despite us not being mentioned often. If it does die soon, fingers crossed, it should be a mild fizzle. Putting reports on it might help move the process along, but DO NOT post in it. The more attention brought here the more of them will bleed over which would be cancer of the highest order.

>> No.18283713

>>18283000
Needsmorehoes.jpg

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>>18283709
Or we can make the horde submit to us

>> No.18283731

>>18283710
I mean we've already got bleedover idiots posting unrelated images.

>> No.18283737

>>18283731
Then you know what to do.

>> No.18283743

>>18283640
>why would you not fight the demon lord
But I do want to do that. Well, more specifically I want to fight her husband, even if I don't stand a ghost of a chance. I want to earn his respect.

Because I want his blessing to marry one of his daughters.

>> No.18283746

>>18283743
You, You don't have to do that to try and marry one dude, you could just ask.

>> No.18283749

>>18283743
Cute, but you know what I mean mang. That's not 'THAT' kind of poster.

>> No.18283754

>>18283746
A man needs to have a dream.
>>18283749
Fair enough.

>> No.18283760

>>18283746
It's a romantic gesture anon.

>> No.18283765
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I’ve seen Game Show Lilim, now I want to learn about Silicon Valley Lilim! Who else but a loving, lustful,
Lilim could create such an app?

>> No.18283772

>>18283765
That looks more like lich territory. Like someone convinced her to monetize cosplay night.

>> No.18283773

>>18283765
Why couldn't someone who isn't Horitomo do this instead?

>> No.18283774

>>18283765
>Silicon Valley Lilim
So a trendy hipster who makes things that already exist but worse and more expensive?
Never forget Juicero lest the past repeat itself.

>> No.18283779

>>18283754
>>18283760
>A man needs to have a dream.
Well then good luck, you're going to need it, you're going to need a lot more of it.
>>18283765
>silicon vally lilim
She's a madman, though if it works it works, she's probably nerdy and cute too.

>> No.18283780

>>18283765
If it was a lilim it wouldn't be temporary

>> No.18283787

>>18283779
I'll do my best!

>> No.18283801

>>18283774
I bet a Gremlin could’ve made it work!
>The juice also comes with unique demon realm ingredients that must be activated by a monster’s mana
>Comes complete with a juic-er-uh-Imean-dildo with collection tray for the girl

>> No.18283803

>>18283787
>I'll do my best!
Good luck you magnificent, crazy, about-to-be-destroyed bastard.
>>18283780
>If it was a lilim it wouldn't be temporary
Oh but it would be? They can find the monster they like being the most and permanently stay as them! Its ingenious!

>> No.18283820

>>18283803
Exactly! It could be developed in partnership with the local consensual monsterization clinics as a public service. A sort of Try Before You Buy. She would want women to be happy to be monsters, not go through some disturbing experience and get stuck with it, even if it’s her perfect species. The illusion of choice is helpful in getting people to feel like they’re in control and being happy with their decision.

>> No.18283830
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>> No.18283838

>>18283830
Night Gaunts are the best and loli makes them even better.

>> No.18283839

>>18283801
>Grem-chan I'm not buying an overglorified motorized dildo and bowl for 700 dollars, and I doubt anyone but idiots would either.

>> No.18283843

>>18283838
>t. KDF

>> No.18283846

>>18283830
Consider the following: Cuddlebug Nightgaunt childhood friend.

>> No.18283849

>>18283839
>and I doubt anyone but idiots would either.
>Tanuki gets ahold of it and makes millions
I want to see what she could do with Shamwow and Billy Mays' ghost.

>> No.18283851

>>18283830
Loli-Gaunt is for cuddles

>>18283846
Man of taste

>> No.18283852

>>18283820
Baronessfag? Of course! The more monster's they try the more and more they'll want to corrupt permanently as the mana from when they were monsters take hold.
>>18283830
>necronomicon
That is no bedtime story, that is daytime story!

>> No.18283858

>>18283839
>>18283849
>You don’t understand! The bowl drains through a filter into the juice, providing a better user experience!

>> No.18283861

>>18283852
>that is daytime story!
The story of how you met her mother is a fine story so long as you leave out the steamier parts and don't copy the tickling.

>> No.18283863

>>18283852
Nay, simply one of my acolytes.
I believe that's Talkshow Lilim anon.

>> No.18283865

>>18283849
Not even a Tanuki could make anything related to Juicero work.

>> No.18283867
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I want to go on a quest to slay a dragon only to get to know her and fall in love with her!

>> No.18283881

>>18283851
Loli-Gaunts are for fucking.

>> No.18283883

>>18283863
There be many of us now an't there?
>>18283861
>The story of how you met her mother is a fine story so long as you leave out the steamier parts and don't copy the tickling.
Of course that would be a great bedtime story, gives her hope of finding someone to tickle like her mother.

>> No.18283921

>>18283843
We've been over this before anon, I don't particularly care for Nightgaunts. I don't like inhuman transformation and I especially hate latex transformation. I'm very particular about latex in general actually, in my opinion it is excellent for clothing and for bondage accessories, and not much else. Plus there's the moderation aspect, having them in latex 100% of the time would make it less special in my opinion, to me it;'s better as a deliberate choice rather than a biological trait.

As far as chaos girls go I'd take a Wendigo or even a flaying-powerless Mindflayer over a Nightgaunt.

>> No.18283940

>>18283772
>Wight and Lich are “talking” over lunch
>”You know, I’ve seen you playing around with that computer your husband brought. What if you tried mixing some magic with it for humans to try? They might like experiencing our pleasures.”
>”But what would it do?”
>”Anything I guess. Think of something you like that’s unique to you and share it with others! That’s how you’ve always succeeded before.”
>”Hmmmm...”
>”OhOhOhOh! I’ve got it! Your adorable cosplay parties! You know, when you raise some zombies and give them the traits and abilities of different monsters? It’s perfect! Remember that time you made bunny ears for yourself and spent the whole week getting headrubs from your husband? Kyaaaa~ So Cute!”
>”jiiiiiiiii~”

>>18283852
>>18283863
>>18283883
All half wrong.
D/D/D-CEO if we have to use names.

>> No.18283957

>>18283867
>he's never sneaked his way into a Dragon's Lair and stolen her heart as his prize
Let her come to you with all the grand romantic gestures.

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>>18275882

>> No.18283963

>>18283830
Alright, I'm going to read Gormenghast to you little one.

>> No.18283964

>>18283867
I want to receive orders from the king to slay a dragon but the secretary made a typo and forgot the S in slay and was too lazy to rewrite it.

>> No.18283988

>>18283960
Dark Strategist are far too good at seducing. Please nerf.

>> No.18283993
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So guys, should I write more Jaguar girl or more Aquanaut? I'm kind of leaning on the latter because of a certain game coming out of early access but it's really up to your interest. If there is any in either.

>> No.18283999

>>18283960
>"Ahuhuhu, I know your every move, husband. Go ahead, try and surprise me on our anniversary~"

>> No.18284000

>>18283960
Excuse me ma'am, but your coat keeps staring at me.

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>>18283724
"Ochedin Valannor!"

>> No.18284049

>>18283993
>Pic
What a wonderful day In Monster Girl Greece!

>> No.18284079

>>18283993
Another ocean related story would be nice

>> No.18284086

>>18284079
>Another
So not a continuation to that one?

>> No.18284117

>>18284086
Didn't mean that. Just continue with Aquanaut

>> No.18284129

>>18284117
Oh. Okay then. Next week

>> No.18284135

>>18283993
You should write a guide on tentacle care in arid environments

>> No.18284138

>>18284023
I feel like train molesters would be a real problem in MGC. I mean they'd just sit their enormous asses on your lap and start grinding until you agree to get off the train with them to go to a love hotel.

>> No.18284141

>>18284023
The Valar were pricks

>> No.18284192

Schoolgirl cow paizuri
https://twitter.com/_smiyao/status/955883959967137793
https://twitter.com/_smiyao/status/956282808594395137

>> No.18284319

Should the head maid wear a slightly different uniform? For example, a white one?

>> No.18284326

>>18282214
The only monsters we deserve.

>> No.18284341

>>18283960
I want to use her horns as handlebars

>> No.18284415

>>18284319
She should have the most decorative and elaborate uniform fitting of her stature over the others

>> No.18284416

>>18284192
Schoolholsts should not be doing such lewd acts!

>> No.18284422

>>18284416
But how else will they find the person who will milk them for the rest of their lives?

>> No.18284436

If I see one more bicorn with unshorn fetlocks I'm calling the cops.

>> No.18284461

>>18283166
Flayers

>> No.18284485

>>18284138
That’s it. I’m gonna ask that Hellhound cop next door to escort me whenever I use the train. She surely wouldn’t take advantage of me!

>> No.18284515

>>18284485
Sure anon. She'll even book one of those private cabins with the locking doors and everything!
I hope you don't mind her wearing a booty shorts and crop top version of her uniform. It's so stuffy in those cabins and a Hellhound might overheat... Don't mind the fact that she's not wearing any panties or a bra. That's not a sign she's going to rape you at all.

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Hhhori did a couple more wife doodles for me

>> No.18284557

>>18284192
I know this is a weird thing to focus on, but why is the dude completely naked while she still has her clothes on? It makes it seem like he got too ahead of himself on what was going to happen when all she wanted to do was titfuck him.

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>>18284556

>> No.18284566

>>18284556
Monsters should say cheesy, embarrassing lines more often
>skeleton asking you to throw her a bone and go out with her

>> No.18284572

>>18284557
It's called CFNM, just another fetish that some people are into.

>> No.18284579

>>18284556
>>18284561
Your waifu a dork. You must be embarrassed for her.

>> No.18284603

>>18284515
She’s such a diligent worker! But she doesn’t have to do all of that for little ol’ me, she can just sit next to me and look out for anyone trying to grope me.
I hope she doesn’t mind me laying my head on her shoulder and taking a nap right there in the train. She’s so warm and soft it’s hard to be comfortable while sitting next to her!

>> No.18284608

>>18284138
>no gyaru Holstaur will grind her ass on you in a crowded train
Just when I thought I couldn’t hurt anymore the world throws me a curve ball.

>> No.18284611

>>18284603
Anon, you're too pure for her to rape. You're actually going to fluster the poor girl!
Don't be surprised if she gives you her number after the job and asks you out.

>> No.18284644

>>18284566
>>18284579
She's a big dork, but she looks too good in a firefighter outfit for me to resist!

>> No.18284675

>>18284608
>Anon's minding his own business on the train when a fat assed Gyaru Holst sits on his lap and starts grinding.
>"If you don't want all that thick gooey cum spraying where everyone can see, get off on the next stop and follow me~"

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>>18284138

>Gyaru cheshire
>The ultimate smug bitch-cat
>Considers molesting boys in public to be her primary hobby
>Performs this task in increasingly creative and surreal ways
>Once, after relentlessly groping a teasing a guy on the train, the last words she said before departing were 'See you in the morning'

>In the morning she had somehow managed to mysteriously show up in his classroom as the new transfer student, spent an entire day teasing him, then transferred out the very next day and he's never seen her since
>He's still paranoid as fuck

>> No.18284799

>>18284784

>She's already planned to be his boss at his part-time convenience store job when he goes to college in five years
>But only for a day and then she'll never be seen again

>Until his wedding seven years from then

>> No.18284824

>>18284611
She doesn’t have to do that, she’s helping me! I’ll make dinner and invite her to my house. I just hope she likes my baked chicken.

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>>18281471
Laugh,Laugh loud

"What's the matter faggot did you get your period?"

>> No.18284828

>>18284675
I’m not gonna make it to a love hotel, I’ll just have to have my way with her in the bathroom at the train station!

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18284839

(Angry Scheduledog noises)

>> No.18284847

>>18284839
She looks more embarrassed/worried than angry.

>> No.18284856

>>18284847
Or she was promised a paw rub, but it's 5 minutes behind schedule.

>> No.18284974

>>18279760
She's better with black sclera.

>> No.18284979

Would it be acceptable to replace my Sally daughter's lullabies with the OST of Revolutionary Girl Utena so she can dream of duels?

>> No.18285049

>>18284847
Some Anon must have proposed to her.

Wonder will I get raped if I do the same to a Griffon

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>>18275888

>> No.18285108

>>18285091
Flat Vampires should drink plenty of blood to grow a bountiful chest worthy of her vampiric legacy.
The only exception is for smug lolibabas.

>> No.18285132

I want a Pharaoh to command me with her royal god voice

>> No.18285173

>>18285132
Isn't it scary to be around a being so powerful that she can command your bodily functions with her voice?
She is going to order you to "Rise" so many times that you might end up with a permaboner.

>> No.18285186

>>18285132
>You brought dark chocolate to a loli Pharaoh
>She orders you to be her footstool for the entire day

>> No.18285231

Admit your most shameful monster girl fetish while the thread is dead.
I want to be broken like that one blonde elf from kuroinu by a horde of big Orc girls.

>> No.18285255
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>You will never be bullied by ganguro orcs

>> No.18285270

>>18285231
I enjoy taking strong monster girls and making them big, soft housewives.

>> No.18285287

>Come home to find your head maid paddling one of the newer maids
>Ask her what happened
>She tells you that she caught the younger maid stealing a pair of your underwear
>Stare at her for a few moments before starting to walk towards the head maid's room
>"Master, where are you going? Master? Master, there's no need for you to open that door! Master, please!"
>Open her bedroom door to show the rest of the maids that it's a total mess, with your underwear scattered everywhere
>Wordlessly walk away just as she starts to shriek at the other maids
>"Stop it! I said stop it! Get yours hands off of that, that's mine! THAT'S IT! BEATINGS FOR EVERYONE! AND THEY WONT STOP UNTIL YOU ALL FORGET ABOUT THIS!"
>Maybe your bullying went a little too far

>> No.18285291

>>18285255
You meant Gyaru, right? Gyaru orcs are best orcs.

>>18285270
That's messed up, at least do it on species that go MERE.

>> No.18285297

>>18285231
I'd really like to corrupt a human woman.

>> No.18285300

>>18285231
If I admitted my most shameful one it would cause argumentless so instead I'll go with a shameful but not bottom of the barrel one.
I want to be confined to a hut and used as a communal sex toy by a tribe of Amazonian Baphomets

>> No.18285314

>>18285291
Nyet.
Big, soft, housewife jinkos

>> No.18285326

>>18285297
With your incubus cock or in a more suble manner?

>> No.18285362

>>18285326
Opening a clinic and doing it for payment.

>> No.18285376

>>18285173
>She is going to order you to "Rise" so many times that you might end up with a permaboner.

She actually says "ANIMUS" for that.

>> No.18285378

>>18285300
>Amazons get no attention
>Anons want amazon version of other species

Are you the same Anon who wants an amazon unicorn?

>> No.18285388

>>18285378
>Confident Unicorn literally carries Anon home
>Gets extremely embarrased when she's alone with him

>> No.18285396

>>18285378
Different guy.
For me it's because I like the concept of amazon tribes but dislike the design for actual amazons.

>> No.18285412

>>18285255
Is this the one where they think the fat otaku looking guy is super good looking by orc standards?

>> No.18285441

>>18285412
It is.
Monster girls who have a different standard of beauty are great. I'd love a species of strong bovine girls who view frail skinny men as the prettiest.

>> No.18285458

>>18283656
Wonderland isn't accepted though, it's glossed over and largely ignored.

I think you forget that wonderland is the /d/umping ground for everything KC doesn't want to talk about in the "real" setting.

>> No.18285484

>>18284138
https://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq
>This will never happen to you

>> No.18285502

>>18285231
I want to tie a weresheep up and use her as a pillow, nuzzling and touching all of her body in my sleep as she can't do anything but squirm.
I move quite a lot.

>> No.18285504

>>18285458
Wonderland is actually one of the most beloved part of the setting. KC approved 2 stories about it and even released the Cheshire doujin too.

At one point a few anons were begging for more Wonderland girls and discussed about it frequently, it's only diamond Trumparts, Humpty Eggs and that one dog potion that aren't accepted .

>> No.18285515

>>18285504
That's what I said though, people just like the girls and gloss over and largely ignore a lot of the background info. Trumparts, Humpty Eggs, "Bestiality", and there's the fact that it's home to every fetish potion KC doesn't want to openly talk about. Talking Clair's Eclairs here.

>> No.18285522

>>18285378
>no attention
Good, less possible for the thread to ruin them.

>> No.18285537

>>18283640
>>18283656
In full agreement with this, giving newfags a trial by fire is nothing new anyway.
>>18285458
>breast expansion exists outside wonderland
>chaos girls exist outside wonderland
>manticores and their tail pussy exist outside of wonderland
>tentacle forest is located outside of wonderland
>alps
>all sorts of other weird shit
It's less a "/d/ and things (you) don't like go here" dump and more a land where normal logic doesn't apply, sometimes it involves /d/ and sometimes it doesn't.

>> No.18285559

>>18285515
Most of the Wonderland isn't related to /d/, just reading the official material and the Cheshire doujin you clearly get that it's more of a place where gigalewd is the norm and even the environment tries to get you to fuck.
/d/ stuff is a minor part of it that's a result of the lewd madness going on. The only thing KC dumped there is the bodyswap potion after someone asked him and even then that's not part of the officially released info.

>> No.18285560

>>18285537
>Breast expansion
>/d/
shits basically vanilla
>Chaos
Well fair point, but their only gimmick is TF
>Manticores
Hardly /d/
>Tentacles
Granted but again, tentacles is like the tamest you can possibly get for /d/
>alps
Not /d/, just /lgbt/

>> No.18285621

I want a muscled manticore matriarch!

>> No.18285623

>>18285560
>shits basically vanilla
Yet still /d/, "basically vanilla" is just code for "sort of /d/ I like
>Well fair point, but their only gimmick is TF
Bestiality (Nacho, Mindflayer), large insertion (Wendigo), mind altering (mindflayer). They cover a lot of ground, although as you say it can all be thrown under TF.
>Hardly /d/
It's sort of /d/ in the way that you couldn't make a tail pussy/alternate holes thread on /h/ without it getting nuked from orbit.
>Granted but again, tentacles is like the tamest you can possibly get for /d/
They're one of the two poster fetishes of the board, some wonderland fetishes are tame for /d/ too.
>Not /d/, just /lgbt/
Genderbender threads have been a staple of /d/ since it's creation, lay off the wonderland 'shrooms.

>> No.18285645

>>18284839
>>18284847
To me it looks like a young scheduledog's reaction to lewd propositions.

>> No.18285657

>A White Wererabbit leads you and your waifu to Wonderland
>You arrive at a huge tea party with a buffet-like display of sweets and drinks
>They're all named after the effect they cause
>The effects are temporary unless you consume too much at once
What do you serve your waifu?

I'd serve my Atlach-Nacha a slice of ara-ara cake and a cup of bakunyu milk-tea.

>> No.18285671

>>18285623
>Yet still /d/, "basically vanilla" is just code for "sort of /d/ I like
Nigga breast expansion happens in real life. It's only more exaggerated in mge, it's vanilla, not /d/, pansy.
>Bestiality
Falls under TF
>Large insertion
Fucking prude you are. Big penises aren't /d/ either.
>mind altering
grey area
>tailpussy
Ehh, ahh, I guess
>poster fetish
Only because of how widespread it is, not how degenerate it is.
>Genderbender
Tell me about the nuances of genderbender, because I'm thinking it's different form the transitioning alps go thru

>> No.18285672

>>18285657
>Pudge Pudding, muscle mousse, oppai loli liquor, Prodigious Posterior Pound Cake

Too many choices, I’d have to let the (Dice say) Nightmare choose

>> No.18285691

>>18285657
A mini bitty cookie and some extremely stretchy gum. As for me, she'd probably get a mushroom soup because I fucking love soup.

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How do we turn Automatons into Bullydroids?

>> No.18285739

>>18285672
>Letting your waifu
Don't regret it if she picks something outrageous like the Gyaru hot chocolate and ovulation candies.

>>18285691
Teaching your wife the joys of stretching, huh? Titania onee-san is proud.

>> No.18285746

>>18285691
Stews are better, chili is best, although soups are still good

>> No.18285756

>>18285739
I may limit it to the few I’m interested in, although her do the pudge and muscle one would be strange.

As would her doing oppai loli and bakunyuu

>> No.18285758

>>18285671
>pansy
No need to get bent out of shape, I like breast expansion you doofus. But no it's not vanilla, try making a thread about it on /h/. It's been a staple of /d/ forever.
>>>/d/7819192
>Falls under TF
I said as much.
>Fucking prude you are
Again, no need to get emotional. I also like this but with a size difference that massive it's /d/.
>grey area
Hypnoses and mind control have shared a general on /d/ for the longest time and again, are deleted from /h/.
>>>/d/7778763
Sticking tentacles in someone's ears and doing stuff to their thoughts isn't anywhere close to vanilla.
>Only because of how widespread it is, not how degenerate it is.
It's pretty damn degenerate. Sexy but degenerate.
>Tell me about the nuances of genderbender, because I'm thinking it's different form the transitioning alps go thru
It covers a lot of ground
>>>/d/7819192
Only really linking for reference sake here, not into TG/Alps in the slightest but it's there.

>> No.18285759
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Nee-chan is gonna get groped, and there's nothing she can do about it.

>> No.18285764

>>18285758
First /d/ link was meant to be >>>/d/7804776 I messed up.

>> No.18285767

>>18285738
How do you go from shy nerdy android to smug mayadere majin?
She deserves a man to protect her smile and spoil her with sweets.

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>>18285767
It's uhh...plot actually.

>> No.18285795

>>18285759
She can grind your nuts into dust.

>> No.18285801

>>18285795
Monster Onee-chans would never do that, even if they were drawn by spacejin

>> No.18285805

>>18285739
Of course, stretching is always great, especially if she's fairy sized and ready to take a challange. I wonder how long it would take for a proud dragon to break like that.

>>18285746
Due to culture differences they are pretty much the same thing for me either that or I'm dumb and just eat stuff, though I fucking love meat like I love my waifu. Eating a portion with a mush mix would be enough for me to go after the cook so I can learn the recipe.

>> No.18285806

>>18285801
They absolutely would if drawn by spacejin
Kaguya isn't even a monster

>> No.18285810

>>18285759
Gropping your Night Gaunt (or any kuudere species) onee-chan and seeing her squirm is life's greatest pleasure.

>> No.18285820

>>18285758
>bent out of shape
I'm just calling you names for thinking breast expansion and big dicks are anything especially out there, that doesn't make me mad. As for the thread you linked, MGe doesn't even go to those extremes.
>Hypnoses and mind control have shared a general on /d/ for the longest time and again, are deleted from /h/.
Yeah but those are blatant fetish threads, all the MGE mind altering is a much more subtle and integrated part. There's no MG that straight up controls your mind, it's all influences. Even flayers don't "control" you, they just make you lewder.
>tentacles
>degenerate
Ehhhh

>> No.18285822

>>18285759
oh no!

>> No.18285828
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Half dragons

>> No.18285836

>>18285810
I'm not a bully, but squeezable Nightguants don't make it easy.

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Whats in the box?

>> No.18285862

>>18285853
It's a secret

>> No.18285868

>>18285853
It's a bunch of potions her husband refused to drink.

>> No.18285876

>>18285853
Rape (40 Pounds)

>> No.18285878

>>18285836
KC implied that Night Gaunts can secrete their mucus from their breasts so don't bully her too hard else she will involuntarily spurt some and then the shame will make her unfit for marriage.

>> No.18285877

>>18285868
Then what she is gonna do with those?

>> No.18285888

>>18285877
Donate to the nearby wonderland church so others can enjoy the fun. She's just sad he refused to try all those lewd and nasty things with her.

>> No.18285907

>>18285876
How do you put rape in a box?

mini wocks?

>> No.18285922

>>18285820
>I'm just calling you names for thinking breast expansion and big dicks are anything especially out there, that doesn't make me mad. As for the thread you linked, MGe doesn't even go to those extremes.
That's because /d/ will always go to the extreme with anything, there are more down to earth examples there though.
>There's no MG that straight up controls your mind
http://mgewiki.com/w/Gazer
>Many spells can be fired off by the countless eyeballs that shine alluringly, but out of everything, the ability they're most proud of is "hypnotizing" those who stare at the eyeballs. Through this, they can erase human hostility and hatred for monsters, and implant suggestions such as "I wanna be ravished by monsters", "I wanna ravish monsters" and "I wanna become a monster". This hypnosis is temporary and wears off with the passage of time, but even desires temporarily induced by hypnotic suggestion will generally have a lasting impact on the heart once a person has actually tasted it.
Yes it wears off but not all hypnosis is permanent.
>Yeah but those are blatant fetish threads, all the MGE mind altering is a much more subtle and integrated part
>Ehhhh
Look, I love tentacles but they're degenerate enough to make a succubus blush. Talk about a monster girl getting tentacle raped without a human man involved and it'll be told to fuck off to /d/ and bombarded by cuck comments until the thread 404s. They're stuck on the board they are exactly because they're degenerate.
My point isn't "monster girls are /d/ and that's a bad thing" it's more it's silly to hate wonderland because it has some /d/ elements when there's examples of /d/ sprinkled throughout the setting.

>> No.18285936

>>18285810
Molesting Liches is even better because they're practically naked.

>> No.18285951

>>18285888
A Wonderland church would be quite the funny place.
They'd try to hard to make it seem sacred and serious, but it'd end up thoroughly perverted.

>March Hare who misundertands your confession and gives you a blowjob as a result
>Jubjub nuns who keep forgetting about their duty and seduce the male visitors instead
>Alices who think it's a kind of play game

>> No.18285994

>>18285922
It says right in your quote it's only a suggestion.
>Using the rice paper thin skin of the thread to say if something's /d/
Not sure I agree with that metric

Also I never said I hated wonderland. I just said that it's the main /d/ repository

>> No.18285997

>>18285951
You forgot the best part. Wock "angels" and Mad Hatters wearing nun outfits who feed you bread made out of humpty slime and wine made out of their juices or wonderland flowers.

I think I'm getting into the wonderland spirit.

>> No.18286002

>>18285951
I want to do unspeakably lewd things to an Alice nun!

>> No.18286030

>>18286002
I want an ADULT big sister type alice

none of that loli crap

>> No.18286045 [DELETED] 

>>18286030
My brudda knows da wae.

>> No.18286063

>>18286045
>bad taste in girls
>bad taste in memes

>> No.18286083

>>18285868
Reminder that Wocks have a diamond motif. Who knows what those potions will do to you.

>> No.18286113

>>18286083
Why do you think her husband noped out? They are one of the lewdest creatures out there.

>> No.18286123

>>18286113
What happens if we mix a echidna with a jabberwock lewdness?

>> No.18286124

When your maids wear bunny outfits, is it better to have them all in one uniform color, all one color save for the head maid, or all different colors?

>> No.18286128

>>18286123
Sex dungeons.

>> No.18286132

>>18286128
How is that different from a normal echidna dungeon?

>> No.18286149

>>18285853
Smaller boxes!

>> No.18286154

>>18285828
This reminds me of another image that was posted recently. A young dragon and her partner were talking and she suddenly shouted that they made a baby when she felt the sperm enter her egg. Anyone have the source for that image?

>> No.18286160

>>18286132
Nothing would make sense in it and by the end of it you wouldn't even be able to call yourself an incubus because of what you have become.

>> No.18286164

>>18286160
What did anon became?

>> No.18286173

>>18285877
Dump them into the local water supply. That village downstream is in for the ride of their life.

>> No.18286176

>>18286164
More dicks than man.

>> No.18286189

>>18286160
There could be a diamond trumpart acting as the optional extra boss too

>> No.18286191

>>18286176
Just as the echidna planned,she will make the hardest and longest grueling bonus dungeon ever

>> No.18286207 [DELETED] 

>>18286030
>>18286045
>not wanting the cunny nun

>> No.18286240

>>18286189
You’re not thinking lewd enough. Every level should be progressing through the ranks of the suits.
>Go Ace through Q for every suit in order
>Club
>Spade
>Red and Black Joker Double Team
>Heart
>Diamond
Wonderland Echidna won’t be won easily

>> No.18286261

>>18285997
That’s all so wonderful!
As to previous comments, sure, I’d be hypocritical if I denied imagining many /d/ things going on between me and my Hatter as part of a typical Wonderland life, but I think it’s good to have a place for that as long as it’s good-natured and well-spirited.

>> No.18286278
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18286278

The cutest traitor.

>> No.18286292
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18286292

I want to tenderly heal an ancient evil

>> No.18286325

>>18286292
Tiamat's not evil, she's just terrified of humanity because they're so alien to her and she believes that she'll be killed by them unless she kills them first.

>> No.18286335

>>18286240
>You’re not lewd enough

Is that what a Wock rejection sounds like?

>> No.18286342

>>18286325
Isnt it because humans dont love her anymore? being the original mother of humanity and all

so she must wipe them all and start anew

>> No.18286388

>>18286342
This is why a good sonu properly dicks the momster

>> No.18286403

Are there ranks in the Onee-Sabbath?

>> No.18286407

>>18286335
Anon, they are the LEWDEST OF THE LEWD! Some dragons take pride in their hoard, some take pride in their power, some in their horde, some in their beauty. Wocks are unique because being lewd doesn’t hurt their pride, it reinforces it. She is at her haughtiest when she is the most revealing and seductive.
>My tentacles are salacious
>My bosom is alluring
>My charms are irresistible
>I AM SEX

>> No.18286422

>>18286407
That would make a perfect T-shirt/motto for a wock leader

>> No.18286437
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18286437

Shortstacks should have the perfect height for standing paizuri be it consensual or not.

>> No.18286442

http://i.imgur.com/S8MW6am.png

>> No.18286444
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18286444

>>18286335
>Wock Rejection
>”Don’t be silly anon! You’re not very lewd now, but we can fix that!”
>”Just let me get my bag, er, box of tricks!”

>> No.18286445

>>18286403
Babysitter
Sister
Big Sister
Bigger Sister
Best Sister
Onee-san, Order of SS

>> No.18286450

>>18286445
>Order of SS
I knew those damn girls were tied to the nazis

>> No.18286453

>>18286450
/ss/, not SS I guess

>> No.18286461

>>18285853
>>18286444

SHE IS COMING BACK,RETREAT

>> No.18286465

>>18286442
Is that a fucking valfalk?

>> No.18286478

Kikimoras are addictive.
You get one, and then you want another, and another.

>> No.18286481

>>18286478
Maybe, if you're a faggot.

>> No.18286483

>>18286478
Not if the one is satisfying enough.

>> No.18286492

>>18286445
I want there to be a ‘mixup’ on my match day at the Onee-Sabbath where I get assigned three big sisters.

>> No.18286500

>>18286481
>>18286483
How can a single Kikmora sit on your face and dick at the same time?
Explain it to me, anons. Draw me a diagram of this shit.

>> No.18286506

>>18286500
69

>> No.18286516

>>18286492
Name your Onees, Anon. Would they cooperate or compete over their otouto?

>> No.18286517

>>18286506
But that's a mouth on your dick, that's not sitting on your dick.

>> No.18286539

>>18286516
Kraken
Heart Trumpart
Hakutaku
They’d all get along very well and would actually all be pleasantly surprised as they were all childhood friends with each other.

>> No.18286572
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18286572

>> No.18286578

>>18286437
Those twintails are perfect for grabbing and using to facefuck her with too, she's the right height to do it while standing.

>> No.18286584

>>18286442
Took me a sec to realize that was a Pharaoh

>> No.18286603
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18286603

Elves

>> No.18286614

>>18286442
Go back to t/u/mblr faggot.

>> No.18286618

>>18286572
What do you give a scared white horn to calm her down from this fear? A orange hunting vest?

>> No.18286624

>>18286614
I don't get it
The noses look fine

>> No.18286630

>>18286407
>>18286444
I think it's the equivalent to a Dragon telling an Anon to git gud.

Then again she'll use the 40lbs of rape box to turn Anon into her perfect and lewd husband.

>> No.18286633

>>18286603
Cum in their ears!

>> No.18286640

>>18283000
I'm gonna show this picture to everyone in Hakutaku's homeroom class!

>> No.18286647

>>18286640
>delete this or I'll headbutt you!

>> No.18286648

>>18286603
I want to come across an elven village where they are running short on man and use that type of clothing.

>> No.18286652

>>18286647
it's too late, everyone's seen it already

>> No.18286655

>>18286640
Anon no, you are supposed to blackmail her into wearing that and giving you a lapdance after class. I know it's what I'd do.

>> No.18286674

>>18286655
As if! I'll never let an old cow do something so lewd to me

>> No.18286688
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18286688

>>18286603

>> No.18286705

>>18286442
>Pharaoh acting dom
Don't let grapesnake find out.

>> No.18286708

>>18286674
Guess you're no fun at all. I'd play so much with her, saying that she does lapdances as well as she teaches, before groping her butt and pulling her onto my lap. Gotta violate the teachers!

>> No.18286718

>>18286674
I’d love to take a chubby, CC hakusensei in the teachers lounge

>> No.18286733
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18286733

>Reverse corruption

>> No.18286735

Rathalos-chan a bully. I'm not even in a gym!

>> No.18286747

>>18286733
a shit

>> No.18286750

>>18286735
>He can't flash Rathalos
It's the easiest way to make them so embarrassed they can't even fly away.

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18286754

Gonna marry the frog!

>> No.18286766

>>18286754
Gonna yank the frog's tongue!

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>> No.18286794

>>18286618
Stuffed Weresheep doll and a loaded centerfire rifle

>> No.18286806

>>18286708
>blackmailing the mild-mannered but sexy teacher to service you
H-manga plots turn out to be educational after all

>> No.18286820

>>18286603
I greatly prefer Japanese semen demon elves to western STICC elves.

>> No.18286846

>>18286820
Meat elves best elves

>> No.18286853
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18286853

Palmtop Tiger!

>> No.18286857

>>18286853
I don't know anon, she looks heavy.

>> No.18286859

>>18286806
That they are anon. and a lewd taku teacher would be even more educational, especially since I'd be able to grope and feel every inch of her body as she rubs her butt in my crotch.
I'm sure teachers, both male and female would be ready for those kinds of things to happen in mixed shcools.

>> No.18286864

>>18286857
Maybe her Titanic Tiger Titties.

>> No.18286871

>>18286853
Oh I get it, she's called palmtop because you want to put your palms under her top.

>> No.18286872

>>18286853
>tfw I'll never use her thighs as earmuffs

>> No.18286886

>>18286859
I want to get blackmailed into being an large mouse's slave and get forced to satisfy her and all her friends needs after work!

>> No.18286893
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18286893

Would you let her join your party?

>> No.18286895

>>18286820
Nip elves best elves and I have no idea why

>> No.18286900

>>18286893
What's her skillset?

>> No.18286926

>>18286886
I want to be blackmailed into being a dragon's toy, forced to eat her out a bunch of times through the day after she caught me red handed.

>> No.18286936

>>18286900
She could be a Dark Armor thanks to the slime nullifying physical attacks.

>> No.18286941

>>18286733
I can't with these fucking succs.

>> No.18286954

>>18286733
Succ's quest for true love!

>> No.18286956

>>18286893
I don't see why I wouldn't. I think she'd be a very capable partner able to fend off any baddies we could come across.

>> No.18286957

>>18286956
You also get infinite strawberry jelly too

>> No.18286961
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18286961

>>18286941

LET SUCCS BE PURE

>> No.18286976
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>>18286893
Yes she's pretty cute. Also the health benefits of slime are not to be underestimated.

>> No.18286980

>>18286976
>Also the health benefits of slime are not to be underestimated.
>tfw you will never let a Slime enter your intestines through your anus in order to really clean you out good
Feels Bad.

>> No.18286981

>>18286961
Pure Succubis are not trustworthy.

>> No.18286995

>>18286957
I fucking love strawberry.

>> No.18286998

It is almost the weekend anons! How is the writing/drawing/commissioning going?

>> No.18287005

>>18286980
Eating it works too.

>> No.18287008

>>18286998
What do you have to learn to write?

>> No.18287013

>>18286998
I have one small commission in process, though it will probably be a little too toddlercon to post here.

>> No.18287016
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18287016

https://exhentai.org/s/9baba395f5/670620-421
>TFW this will never be translated into English

>> No.18287024

>>18287016
Have you tried putting out a bounty on it?

>> No.18287026

>>18286961
I prefer alps over succs

>> No.18287030
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18287030

>>18286998
>Writing
Halfway done with a chapter
>Drawing
Fucking sucking at it

>> No.18287031

>>18287005
I'm pretty sure there's an Anon who's a connoisseur in Slime jelly.

>> No.18287035

>>18286893
Only if I get slimy paizuri from her on the regular.

>> No.18287062

>>18287031
I'd like to be able to boast that. I would sell Slime jelly on the side while I ranched Slimes with my waifu.

>> No.18287071

Remember not to buy any snake oil from any strangers. It might be a lure to attract lamia to you from afar.

>> No.18287077

>>18286998
Almost at the point where I can draw shitty lewds of monstergirls but also don't want there to be shitty lewds of monstergirls made

>> No.18287078

>>18287071
What if I already have a lamia wife and just want to oil her up?

>> No.18287082

>>18287078
You're going to need to get a few cases to make sure you have enough for her whole tail.

>> No.18287088

>>18285767
>How do you go from shy nerdy android to smug mayadere majin?
Science went too far.

>> No.18287090
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18287090

>"You play Magic?"
>"What's your friend code?"
>"I saw this theory online that sequel quality for games is always 1 is good, 2 sucks, 3 is best."
>"You haven't seen DEATH NOTE!?"
>"I put an emulator on the computer in journalism class so we can play Super Mario RPG and Street Fighter II. We have to use the keyboard though..."
>"Wanna spend the night? I got a case of soda and some frozen pizzas and we could co-op something. We used to all the time! I mean...yeah, we're older now and I'm a girl and you're a...but that doesn't matter, right? It's still ME and YOU, right?"
>We can still be best friends even if you see me as a girl...right?

>> No.18287091

>>18287078
>>18287082
>oil up a Lamia
her body is too slippery to get a grip and she just flops around uselessly
Do not bully.

>> No.18287105

>>18287090
Are you an alp? Cause' ya act like one.

>> No.18287108

>>18287105
I wouldn't mind cumming on an alp's face.

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>>18287105

>> No.18287118

>>18287091
That's just so she doesn't get any ideas until the full body massage is over.

>> No.18287122
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18287122

Alps can be hip and cool

>> No.18287125

>>18287115
I need the source.

>> No.18287129

>alpfags turn the thread into /lgbt/ shitpost hour again
Fuck off, go be gay somewhere else.

>> No.18287131

>>18287090
Strong monster girls wearing glasses is cute.

>> No.18287141

>>18287115
>An alp rapes anon and makes an honest man out of him.
>cannot beat the alp

>> No.18287145

>>18287115
Source brother.

>> No.18287152

>thread has now fully accepted alpshit
Just fucking nuke this shithole and move it to /trash/.

>> No.18287153

>>18287016
And why should it?

>> No.18287157

>>18287122
>alps using outdated slang to impress boys.
>daddy-o, cat, and radical all become staples in her vocabulary.
>this is as futile as manlets learning

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18287167

I thought I would try my hand at writing.

>Demonic Realm worlds or demon worlds

>These worlds are a result of high concentrations of psionic energy in the form of 'demonic energy' that generally infests a planet to the point in where the ecology gets warped to the point of becoming a 'demonic realm'. Most of these planet classes are usually the result of having a high concentration of Mamono species or otherwise known has 'monster girls' on the planet in where their residual psionic energy either from just existing or having continually sex with their husbands will start to saturate the ground and air of the planet they're on. 'Demonic energy' also have a few slang terms such has 'mamono mana, Mamonobama, dark matter and that fucking purple stuff is all over my clothes and is never coming out!'

>Despite appearances of being an average jungle class world, this planet and it's moon are both demonic classes has the form of a 'green' demonic realm. Despite this name class 'green' demonic realms can take shape and form of the various planets, such has arctic, desert or continental class worlds.

Has a result, these worlds may not look intimidating and has caused many a smuggler or military scout to suffer psionic sickness has a result. It is generally recommended to wear either a hazmat suit or have a class-3 hard-suit when you do visit these worlds. Visitors should also bring a water purifer [this should be standard equipment on all expeditions] along with pre-packaged food such has canned goods or MRE rations has 'demonic energy' has been known to infest open or unsealed packages of food, causing psionic sickness to form. If you are experiencing light headiness, dizziness, feeling the air is hard to breath, unusual warmth in the genital region or an unexpected sexual arousal, please report to your nearest medical clinic or medical bay if your ship has one.

>> No.18287172

Can you MERE a vampire?

>> No.18287175

>>18287172
Only if you eat lots of garlic.

>> No.18287176

>>18286781
If Girtablilu looked more like that I’d probably be a much bigger fan. God damn.
And look at those BIG MEATY CLAWS

>> No.18287177

>>18287152
>now
It comes and goes in phases. This isn't even peak alp, it was at it's worst about a year or so ago during EU mornings.

>> No.18287179

>>18283198
>Smoke Hobo
>Writing literal bigamy

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>> No.18287188

>>18287115
That was a good fap but I want more

>> No.18287193

>>18287177
>It comes and goes in phases.
Not anymore. Alp posting is now a consistent thing and this thread has become completely complacent to it along with furries and fatfags.

>> No.18287200

>>18287024
>bounty
?

>> No.18287206

>>18287177
It’s pretty consistent now.

>> No.18287214

>>18287172
Yep, just drag her out in the sun or learn some sun/holy magic.

>> No.18287224

>>18287167
At least now you know it’s not your thing.

>> No.18287228

>>18287152
It's inevitable when KC decided to include them in his latest material.

>> No.18287234

>>18287179
2016 called it wants you to come back for outdated witch hunts

>> No.18287248

>>18287214
Sun in their kingdoms don't affect them.

>> No.18287251

>>18287179
>implying there's anything wrong with bigamy

>> No.18287283

>>18287251
You look at KDF and tell me that’s all right.

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>> No.18287296

>>18287248
Drag her out of the undead kingdom then, she'll be helpless outside of hel's protection.

>> No.18287302

>>18287283
If that’s his thing then that’s his thing
What’s your problem?

>> No.18287313

>>18287296
It doesn’t work that way, since undead can operate perfectly fine outside of undead kingdoms.
Hell, the rulers of Desert Kingdoms are Pharaohs, and they’re undead. Undead rulers of the sunniest damn places in MGE.

>> No.18287314

>>18287296
Excluding a few other mgs, she's at the top of the food chain. I wonder how will you do that.

>> No.18287317

>>18287200
https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php
Or find a TL group willing to take commissions for real money.

>> No.18287353

>>18287313
I don't think you know how vampires work.

>>18287314
Inviting her to a date of course.

>> No.18287365

>>18287353
>Vampire accepting a date from a filthy normal human
They’re all about that incubus dick.

>> No.18287377

>>18287283
If KDF had only vanilla fetishes he would be too good for this thread.

>> No.18287382

>>18287353
>>18287365
Actually this made me rethink the conversation and the answer is that the easiest way to dom a vampire is to just Be Incubus.
And THEN you get em with the ol’ garlic lip balm.

>> No.18287388

>>18287251
>>18287234
In a hugbox like this place there's everything wrong with bigamy.

>> No.18287393

>>18287377
delete this

>> No.18287394

>>18286998
I wrote myself out of a hard part. I still hate the opening but it's probably fixable. Art is shit, but I have enough trouble sitting down to write, I'd need to make lifestyle changes before that's a possibility.

>> No.18287407

>>18287283
He's alright, daughteru dicking isn't my thing but there's nothing wrong with him loving his kobolds.
>>18287388
I just want a cute salamander and lizard duo to become loving housewives.

>> No.18287413

>>18286688
Is this how monsters see humans?
Giving in at the show of affection?

>> No.18287414

>>18287377
If KDF only had vanilla fetishes would he even be recognizable as such?
His most reputable accolade is “wants to dick his daughter in full-body latex.”

>> No.18287417

>>18286998
>commissioning
I already mentioned the one I haven't heard back from earlier in the thread but I'm tempted to get porn of another one of my favourite girls.

>> No.18287427

>>18287414
His posting style is pretty recognizable and he's the only one who routinely posts about Kobolds.

>> No.18287433

>>18287388
It's just the salty fags who would really want to cry "muh double standards", but at this point they know they'd get called out on their tumblr opinions if they were direct.

>> No.18287434

>>18287030
What’s going on here? I bet it’s cute.

>> No.18287438

With how overprotective hellhounds and dragons are what happens if you get sick?
NurseHound?

>> No.18287446

>>18287090
I like it, but it just doesn’t fit a hell hound. What other species does this personality come with?

>> No.18287456

>>18287438
That and genuine worry, though only when you’re not looking or they’re out of sight.

>> No.18287458

>>18287438
>With how overprotective hellhounds and dragons are what happens if you get sick?
You're stuck in bed until you're 120% healthy even if its just a cold, and by stuck in bed i mean if you try to get out you're going to be put back in with them right next to you so you don't try, as they're going to do everything for you.

>> No.18287463

>>18287446
Nerdbirds.

>> No.18287465

>>18286998
Trying to write, and I'll put out so commissions soon.

>> No.18287474

>>18287463
In that case, Time for my girl to take wing.

>> No.18287477

>>18287200
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mAW37LSCkQg

>> No.18287486

>>18287417
That's nice to hear. Which girl would that be, anon?

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Someone knows something like this but with MG?

>> No.18287491

>>18287365
How long is the usual wait time between being a blood bag and being valued as a person?

>> No.18287499

>>18287438
Dragons treat you as if you were frail glass, laying down on the bed with you with a lot of cuddles and willing to destroy villages if it meant getting you some meds. Princess carrying would also happen as they wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

>> No.18287500

>>18287491
The longer the better. It's important to treasure those fleeting moments.

>> No.18287514

>>18287491
Depends on how you treat her. Some vampires give in before you incubize.

>> No.18287519

>>18287491
Every time she bites you, a little bit of her demonic energy gets in your body.

You're an Incubus when all your spirit energy is replaced with DE.

>> No.18287534

>>18287486
Salamander, griffon, satyros or hellhound.
There should be a wight one on the way and I'm trying to think of ideas for my other favourites too.

So far I'm leaning towards a salamander full nelson if I can find the right artist.

>> No.18287554

>>18287433
No shit, it's like saying the Sith are all of a sudden accepted here when the opposite is true.

>> No.18287557
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18287557

I want to get drunk with an oni.

>> No.18287568

>>18287557
That's a marriage proposal

>> No.18287573

>>18287568
No it's not

>> No.18287575

>>18287568

What isn't a marriage proposal with monster girls?

>> No.18287581

>>18287568
No it's not. It becomes one when you drink it from her mouth with a kiss though.

>> No.18287585

>>18287434
Druella got a daki, and years later still has it.

>> No.18287590

>>18287585
>Druella got a daki, and years later still has it.
This is why lilims are CUTE!

>> No.18287602

>>18287575
>Have a happy life with a cute monster wife and daughter
>New neighbor moves in, decide to give her a warm welcome by cooking her some cookies
>Later that day she forces you to blow your warm welcome inside of her

>> No.18287606

>>18287602
It's only polite. I wouldn't want to be rude.

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>>18287590

>> No.18287658

>>18287568
what if I actually ask her to be my wife, but forgot tomorrow about everything what happened?

>> No.18287670

>>18287615
I like powerful women secretly being dorks

>> No.18287671

>>18287658
She'd remind you with a nice and happy rape.

>> No.18287699

>>18287615
What a cute little dork.

>> No.18287700

Stealing Titania’s panties!

>> No.18287714

>>18287670
so thats why they are so cute

>> No.18287716

>>18287700
>Stealing Titania’s panties!
Making Titania's crazy by explaining what people who love eachother do!

>> No.18287725

>>18287557
>oni wife is usually pretty assertive with her love for you, carrying you off to fuck without warning no matter the situation and saying the lewdest things during
>but we she's stone cold sober, she's shy and passive, letting you take the lead
>the way she blushes when you call her cute is adorable

>> No.18287732

>>18287700
Fucking a Titania's ass and telling her it's an extremely dirty and naughty thing to do so she fells bad and begs me to stop!

>> No.18287733

>>18287725
Red onis turning pink is great.

>> No.18287738

>>18287714
Yep, powerful dorks are cute dorks

>> No.18287742

Stealing Pharaoh's panties!

>> No.18287747

>>18286437
She could still carry that dude no problem.

>> No.18287754

>>18287732
>"Anon, you did a very naughty thing, so now I have to punish you."
>whips out her titanic tit-anias and starts giving you an amazing paizuri
>"My demon friend said this would really make you squirm."

>> No.18287781

>>18287754
How cute of her to do such thing. It would be for the best that I told her licking and sucking the tip would make me squirm even harder, but I woudln't resist teasing her nipples and making her squirm instead.

>> No.18287786

>>18287725
>when she's sober
oh there are times liket that?

>> No.18287794

>>18287754
How titanic are they?

>> No.18287798

>>18287786
I'm sure there are times when they get so drunk they accidentally end up drinking all the stuff they have, then they spend some time sober until they can go buy more

>> No.18287810

>>18287794
Her mana has done wonders for the size of you dick and you still only see the tip when they are wrapped around your shaft

>> No.18287813

>>18287794
Not enough to cover anon's cock apparently, either that or he's pretty big.

>> No.18287814

>>18287798
well then we are not that different.

>> No.18287825

>>18287794

enough to crash through an iceberg unscathed

>> No.18287832

>>18287810
>>18287813
>>18287825
Jesus. That's perfect.

>> No.18287839

>>18287500
>”Ahhhh. These are the days we’ll remember for the rest of our lives.”
>’Shut up entrée and assume the position. I’m feeling hungry today so expect to pass out. And when you do, would you please be so kind as to watch where you blead out? You got some on blood on the rug last time so don’t expect any gruel tonight either.’

>> No.18287840

>>18287810
>>18287813
>other Monstergirls balk when they notice anon’s buldge
>but Titania and her pornstar goddess body find it quite snug and happy-making

>> No.18287842

>>18287832
The whole titania is perfect. Too pure for anal yet lewd enough to give wonderful paizuris, she is a size queen fairy after all.

>> No.18287850

>>18287840
>quite snug
>When she nearly breaks while taking it to the hilt

>> No.18287854

>>18287781
Titanias that don't realize what they're doing are the best. I'd love to fill her head with misinformation.
>"Otouto, sex is lewd and dirty, so you shouldn't do it. So in order to keep you from having sex with anyone, I'm gonna drain all that naughty milk out of you."
>she blows you, genuinely thinking this will keep you from sex and help you stay pure
>she's a little surprised that it took three hours and countless loads to finally get every last drop, but for some reason she couldn't stop, even after her stomach began to bulge
>but it's all for her otouto's sake

>> No.18287857

>>18287840
>Unicorn wonders what everyone is so surprised by

>> No.18287863

Titania's don't have any off-profile art I just realized. They're actually pretty low on fanart in general.

>> No.18287867

>>18287850
>it visibly bulges from her stomach
>"A-aah, perfect f-fit."

>> No.18287887 [DELETED] 

I went to a NTR monstergirl thread by accident because I thought it was a normal one and now I can't stop imagining my Cheshire Cat wife of 3 years screwing someone else just to fuck with my head/ miscellaneous other reasons. Keep suspicious men away from your wife and vice versa, anons!

I think this is the problem with being weaker than your wife because if she's bad then she can just tie you up and do whatever she wants and you can't say anything...

M, my chest hurts ;_;

>> No.18287895

>>18287854
If my Titania called me her otouto she'd be in for some fun times. I don't think she'd be able to talk with all the cum in her mouth or fly with how much seed would be covering her wings and the rest of her body, laying in a puddle of cum formed from the cum leaking from her ass and pussy though.
Would be funny to see her fairy friends getting drunk on it too.

She deserves nuzzles and love you's.

>> No.18287930

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2997140

>> No.18287935

Don't do it anons.

>> No.18287937

>>18287935
Don't do what?

>> No.18287945

>>18287935
I'm going to do it!

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>>18287935
You can't stop me from posting cute hellhounds!

>> No.18287953

>>18287950
Great. Now I need a hellhound in a china dress.

>> No.18287954

>>18287895
That would be really nice.
>cuddle up to your titania-nee after fucking her brains out, telling her you love her always
>she'd say the same back if she wasn't caught in a cum-drunk, pleasure induced stupor

>> No.18287955

>>18287887
>I went to a NTR monstergirl thread by accident because I thought it was a normal one
How the hell did you manage that?

>> No.18287957

>>18287950
Needs chest fluff.

>> No.18287959

I want to take care of a Pharaoh after she's had a long day of work.

>> No.18287961

>>18287935
Don't love and marry an alp? Like anyone can stop me

>> No.18287962

>>18287957
Chest fluff is the worst part of Hellhound's design IMO, it's oddly placed, in the way and unnecessary.

>> No.18287963

>>18287930
God I wish that was me. I'll leave you to decide which position I'd rather be in.

>> No.18287971

>>18287961
>>18287963
At least alposting is better than that.

>> No.18287977

>>18287935
well you leave me no choice, I'm going to use THAT.

>> No.18287978

>>18287971
I don't mean alp shit, I mean holding the collar of a cute demon girl.

>> No.18287989

>>18287978
Ah, I thought you wanted to be a girl being punished.

>> No.18287997

>>18287957
Indeed, give that hellhound a boob-job!

>> No.18288027

>>18287954
That’s where you fall asleep happily sucking her big honeydew watermelons

>> No.18288053

>>18287954
At least I'd be able to get a goofy, but kind smile as a reply. Then it would be time to princess carry her to the bath so she could clean up and we could go to bed comfy and happy.

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>>18287961
You know, I wouldn't have a fucking problem with people always posting about Alps if they were for the most part completely fucking irrelevant to the entire MGE setting. It's a tomboy Succubus that USED to be into man-love and buggery. For the love of Christ it's day in and day out that people talk about Alps as if they're interested in more than being "Le Contrarian" Reddit tier faggots when the fetish surrounding the girl comes from the mental dam breaking and acceptance of what they now are. But fuck no, let's do le ebin maymays and Alpposting.

Fucking take it to /y/ you faggots.

>> No.18288072

https://i.imgur.com/azpaIid.jpg

>> No.18288080

>>18288063
>the mental dam breaking and acceptance of what they now are
You can dress it up like a transvestite, but its still a transsexual, faygo

>> No.18288168 [DELETED] 

>>18287955
I was drunk yesterday and I learned that there was a hidden board called /trash/ so I was looking at it (is actually a containment board for furshit) and I saw the monstergirl thread there... That community of people is vomit inducing I tell you.

UPDATE
>Had another NTR hallucination and broke down crying after I woke up.
>Wife wakes up to find me in tears packing my belongings.
>She smiles in her usual seductively playful manner and asks where I'm going at this time of the night and I say that I'm leaving because she deserves someone better and to save myself the pain when I find her cheating on me.
>shiteatinggrin.exe has stopped working
>She literally freezes on the spot as she realizes whats going on
>Tackles me onto floor and starts hugging and kissing me, telling me she's sorry and that its her fault I'm like this
>Proceeds to explain how when she was at the salon getting her hair done, someone told her that if she made me dream about losing her then it'd make me fawn over her more.
>Struggle out of her embrace and go sob myself to sleep on the bed
>She just stands there fidgeting, her face looking she's being torn apart
>Wake up this morning and tell her that I'll forgive her one the condition that she stays with me forever and never leave me as I look at her with yandere eyes.

I think I sensed some sort of instinctual fear from her at that pint but I didn't mind it much because she seems to be happy.

...Bullying her(inadvertently) was really fun... I think I'm going to cry a lot from now on >:D

I'm also going to need some steel rope and industrial grade steel handcuffs <3

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>> No.18288173

>>18288168
How about no, and how about fuck off?

>> No.18288174

>>18288063
I just take issue with it being used as some special species when it's literally "man who loved dick so much he became a Succubus".
From that point onward it should just be standard Succubus posting.

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>>18287935

>> No.18288188

>>18288168
You definitely belong on /trash/

>> No.18288189

>>18288168
>that entire post
Are you still drunk?

>> No.18288198 [DELETED] 

>>18288173
No u

I have a right to be happy as much as any other of you fuckers and if my idea of happiness is with my wife tied up in my basement while i feed her and stuff then deal with it.

There are cringier stories than mine out there, have you seen that Anubis one?

>> No.18288207

>>18288198
Fine, but you're a faggot and nobody wants you here. So fuck off.

>> No.18288208

>>18288198
"There are worse shitholes" is not a valid excuse for pooping on the floor.

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>> No.18288224

>>18288198
>have you seen that Anubis one?
Do I really want to know?

>> No.18288227

>>18288170
>Foo

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>>18288168
>>18288198
>types like a typical ERP forum browser
>has the nerve to think people here will tolerate his faggotry

>> No.18288235

>>18288217
Cute girl, would nibble

>> No.18288239

>>18288170
Yep, gonna play miniature war games

>> No.18288242

>>18288168
>>18288198
leave

>> No.18288265

Does anyone remember that tanuki story where she comes back to a guy every so often after she ruined his life?

>> No.18288266

>>18288198
>have you seen that Anubis one?
The lolinubis guy who had a harem?

>> No.18288280

>>18288174
Well what would you call a something different from the norm other than special? You're simplifying their differences from succubus way to much when they're profile says they have some clear distinctions in the way they think and look.

>> No.18288294

>>18288217
What I want to know is who's going to catch the bouquet.

>> No.18288310

>>18288217
I want to be escorted home after a night of drinking after using the Uni app to get a ride home!
And then show my gratitude by treating her to some late night pizza and joke about how this is the closest thing to a date I’ve had in years!

>> No.18288315

>>18287959
>Pharaoh comes home from work and simply groans and kicks aside her shoes.
>Husband knows the signs and is ready with a glass of wine, dinner and a massage.
>"Thanks dearest, today was a nightmare. I had to deal with that shrill human ambassador from the next kingdom over for the whole day. She thinks it's my fault we can't find the legion of bandits that's been attacking them in a massive dessert." she mutters as he works out a kink in her shoulder.
>"Maybe I should bring you along, just to see her fume with jealously." she says as her husband kisses her neck and traces his finger from her navel to her crotch.
>"Maybe then she'd finally get l- aw geez babe you're really aggressive today, not that I mind"
>She sighs. "So what was I saying? Ah yeah, the bath that we were going to take together. Come on dearest."

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>>18288265

>> No.18288328
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Third chapter of Victory and Defeat.
https://pastebin.com/gbinuW8z

>> No.18288334

>>18288323
While I kinda like the concept of the story the tanuki is still a huge bitch, and the fuckwit of an anon shouldn't hook up with a girl who went out of her way to ruin his life to make a point.

>> No.18288347

>>18288323
You're missing the second part where he refuses to go with her and remains homeless.

>> No.18288348

>>18288310
>Uni doesn't know why she keeps working for this company
>all the drunk anons keep trying to feel up her large breasts on the ride home

>> No.18288359

>>18288315
That sounds perfect but
>them in a massive dessert
I think she might be trying to tell me something.

>> No.18288360

>>18288328
When are you going to shove that boot up faggocks ass so he writes again

>> No.18288365

>>18288360
When I get paid

>> No.18288367

>>18288365
You should do it anyway

>> No.18288375

>>18288367
https://i.imgur.com/QmAdNO8.jpg

>> No.18288393

>>18288334
Still, she invested a whole lot of money in anon just to test his loyalty. If you ask me he should be a hired gun.

>> No.18288396

>>18288347
>Anon finds Zen like peace in poverty and becomes a wandering monk with an enlightened Kakuen at his side, preaching an ascetic lifestyle and jollily laughing at those who concern themselves with the material
>Tanuki depression-eats herself into a coma realizing that while giving money can’t buy love, taking it away without asking sure as shit can remove it

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>>18288334
Just fuck her brains out and turn her into a cock sleeve like anyone else would do. That'll teach her.

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>> No.18288425

>>18288334
Tanukis like that are the reason dragon's burn their leaves, tails and bills, making them resort to begging on the streets until a gentle anon picks them up.

>> No.18288434

I want to kiss Druellas tailspade!

>> No.18288439

>>18288434
Is it because she's CUTE! or because molesting a lilims tail freaks them out?

>> No.18288445

>>18288334
Even I would be extremely critical of her methods should they reach mine and the Lady’s ears. She’s doing no favors to preaching the allure of the Monstergirl life.

>> No.18288455

>>18288347
Looking through the archive (about 4500 offset on the word "tanuki" on warosu), all of those posts were just alternate endings by different people with various degrees of spite and edge.
Up to and including "cutting my own throat in front of her and smiling as she cries"

Also, man did we do a lot of greentext funposting back then.

>> No.18288457

>>18288439
Both
Imagine proposing to her with both a ring and a tail ribbon

>> No.18288459

>>18288445
She's showing how trash tanukis are so it's okay.

>> No.18288467

>>18288455
Better a wisp than a tanuki for sure.

>> No.18288472

>>18288445
When even the Baroness, Queen Bitch herself (and I say that with respect), thinks you’re over the line, you know you fucked up.

>> No.18288473

>>18288455
Pride is a curious thing.

>> No.18288487

>>18288445
>the Lady
Who?

>> No.18288497

>>18288455
With her i would rather have a Wisp claim me in the afterlife, i don't think anything would even be her friend let alone want to deal with her with how evil she is.
Neither monster nor man can love her.

>> No.18288505

>>18288497
She is one of those girls that will never be loved even if she's not cursed by Eros. At most people would love her money but not her.

>> No.18288508

>>18288487
Baronnessfag's wife with weird naming conventions.
She's a toll demon.

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>>18288508
>toll demon
And she gives exact change! Hahaaaa

>> No.18288522

>>18288508
Some anons seem to like her quite a lot. I'm sure she'd be popular among her peers.

>> No.18288529

>>18288348
>”There’s got to be a better way to help people”
>It was at that moment, she started herself on the path to become one of the most accomplished nurses MGC General Hospital ever saw

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>>18287962
Chest fluff is the best part! You can lay your head down on her soft fluffy chest when you cuddle, and you can press your face into it when she rides your dick!

>> No.18288539

>>18288508
How toll?

>> No.18288542

>>18288516
We all know she wouldn't even fit in a tollbooth, and if she did she'd probably install stirrups and wall shackles in it.

>> No.18288543

>>18288539
About up to here.

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>>18287997
Or just a head pat.

>> No.18288547

>>18288536
But what if you accidentally pull it when groping the hell out if her titties?

>> No.18288552

>>18288547
Anon, they're untamable hellbeasts.

How is the pain of hair getting pulled going to do anything but excite them?

>> No.18288553

>>18288522
Y-you too.
>>18288542
It's called 'Thematic Consistency' you plebeian, its her A e s t h e t i c!
>>18288539
9ft9in

>> No.18288558

>>18288552
It's not about the feel anon, it'll look all raggedy if it keeps getting pulled out.

>> No.18288559

>>18288516
Wait I totally just got this joke.
"Exact change". Because she monsterizes people.

>> No.18288563

I want to smoke dank wonderland drugs with my monster waifu!

>> No.18288567

>>18288558
I imagine their mane is pretty tough. They probably even like having it tugged on while you also fondle her breasts.

>> No.18288571

>>18288558
Yeah, but if you're going that hard you need to be careful of pulling her hair out while petting her, stripping the fur off her paws while holding hands, and accidentally shaving her pubes with dick friction.

>> No.18288575

>>18288558
>>18288567
I want to wax a lolihound's chest fluff off while she's sleeping!

>> No.18288576
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>your head kiki is having one of the newer maids blow you as part of her training
>she's only focusing on the tip so it doesn't feel that good, but you're willing to let it slide because she's learning
>you're head maid is not so forgiving
>she grabs the other maid by the hair and pulls her off your dick
>"You call that piss poor performance a blowjob? Master's masculine cock won't be satisfied by lazily slobbering on the tip!"
>"B-but, Madam, Master's dick is too big."
>shouldn't have said that
>your head maid shoves the new kiki back onto your cock, pushing her all the way down to the base in one swift, violent motion
>"You ungrateful worm! Master graces you with his divine penis and you dare to sputter out of that useless mouth of yours that it's 'too big'?"
>she works the poor maids head up and down your dick like it's an onahole until you finally finish down her throat
>"I apologize, Master. These new ones don't understand that serving you is like heaven on earth. But I'll make sure they do," she says, looking with contempt at the maid still gagging on your cock

>> No.18288577

>>18288563
I want to save Jubjub eggs from becoming humpties.

>> No.18288581
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Makai Knight Centaurs

>> No.18288592

>>18288576
This has turned me on an unhealthy amount.
Do more.

>> No.18288601

>>18288576
Head Maid-san is scary!

>> No.18288602

>>18288558
They're monsters, they're supernaturally durable like all the others.
Even a fairy can handle stuff that would kill a normal human.

>> No.18288604
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Does anyone have more?

>> No.18288610
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>tfw newer firefox is significant performance improvement
>none of my old shit like x or image glutton works on it

>> No.18288611

>>18288576
Oh no my secret fetish

>> No.18288613

>>18288553
>that height

You're alright Anon.

>> No.18288614

>>18288576
Ok, I have to know. How old do new maids have to be before the head maid starts 'training' them?

>> No.18288618
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>>18288604

>> No.18288619

>>18288604
That is a good girl.

>> No.18288624

>>18288610
Excellent /g/ post

>> No.18288625
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>>18288604

>> No.18288629
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>> No.18288631

>>18288536
How does a hellhound chest fluff feel when she's giving you a titfuck, though?

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>>18288614
I assumed that the new maids were new to the master's house, not just young. Though a head maid kiki aggressively teaching a crew of loli mouse maids to please their master sounds nice.

>> No.18288634

>>18288624
Nah, that's not /g/ at all. They'd never endorse Firefox 57.

>> No.18288638

>>18288629
A lot of things went wrong here.

>> No.18288640

>>18288629
>Those muscles
Nope.

>> No.18288644

>>18288629
>those muscles
Yes.

>> No.18288645

>>18288239
Which monster girls would paint a khorne army with me?

>> No.18288650

>>18288576
>New maid is gagging and gurgling with cum dripping out of her nose
>Head maid still holds her head down and shakes it back and forth a little
>"Oh come now dear master, I know in your benevolence you're going easy on this urchin, but if she doesn't learn to take the full load she'll never get through her training!"
>Sigh but agree as the new maid's eyes go wide in shock and confusion while you grab her head yourself and pull it in for your second wind

>> No.18288656

>>18288631
similar to getting a handy from any mg with fluffy paws

>> No.18288660

>>18288631
Chafey and uncomfortable.

>> No.18288664

>>18288634
That's true.
>not using insert obscure fork here

>> No.18288670
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>>18288613
Always a relief to hear mang.

>> No.18288671

>>18288650
Does the head maid ever feel love or affection for her underlings? Or is she just a salty lewd dominatrix towards them all the time?

>> No.18288682

>>18288671
She's a stern matron, but ultimately looks upon them with genuine care. Like a strict mother who pushes her children to excel.
When she sees that maid one day giving master the reverse cowgirl of his life and in total bliss as she fully takes his gracious loads, she'll give the smallest of smiles- ecstatic praise from one such as her.

>> No.18288697

>>18288670
Your wife is the size of a garage.

>> No.18288711
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>> No.18288717

>>18288711
Meta-content is my fetish.

>> No.18288727

>>18288697
Pretend I came up with a witty joke about me pulling a large phallic object into said garage every night, and I'll call us even.

>> No.18288730 [SPOILER] 
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My favorite.

>> No.18288736

>>18288539
About tree fiddy.

>> No.18288743

>>18288348
I wouldn’t do anything like that! Drunk or otherwise. If I did I’d certainly call her back in the morning and profusely apologize for what I did and ask if she would like to get some coffe and lunch on me.

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>>18288717

>> No.18288754

I prefer small Demons because
>imagine

>> No.18288760

>>18288752
A good gift for an invisible gf is body paint.

>> No.18288764

>>18288752
>Stop calling me a nigger
Had a good laugh.

>> No.18288765

>>18288754
I prefer big dragons because i want to feel loved and safe.

>> No.18288772

>>18288760
Whatever is on her body turns invisible.

>> No.18288785

>>18288765
I prefer normal sized dragons because I want to feel loved and safe, but I also want to protect and love.

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This one's a little fuzzy lads

>> No.18288798

>>18288787
u a cheeky cunt

>> No.18288815

>>18288752
Would you be able to see the invisible woman’s cum/breastmilk?

>> No.18288820

>>18288815
>only her secretions are visible
>sometimes it's hard to tell which end she's drooling from

>> No.18288822
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I wanna be the admiral of the mofu fleet!

>> No.18288826

>>18288682
I need a stern matron Kikimora to help me get over my depression and become the man I’d thought I’d be.

>> No.18288849

>>18288822
The Chinese have cracked the formula for ultimate weeb bait.

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>i think my bra's getting tighter
Alp/amazon confirmed

>> No.18288862

>>18288850
Gentle femdom is, typically, pretty much associated one to one with lactating nursing handjobs. I think that's what that's alluding to, she's gettin' all milkmakey.

>> No.18288871

>>18288850
>gentle femdom
None of that sounds particularly gentle.

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>>18288604

>> No.18288905 [DELETED] 
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I have memes too.

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>>18288905

>> No.18288908

>>18288882
>please want to brush my tail
best line

>> No.18288910

>>18288871
>None of that sounds particularly gentle.
>headpats
>becoming a house husband
>cuddling
Sounds pretty gentle and nice to me.

>> No.18288911

>>18288645
Anubis, art fairy, cyclops.
Any nerd girls with hands really

>> No.18288914
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Helping your reptilian wife with cleaning and shedding not only keeps her scales healthy & shiny, it's also a great bonding activity. Remember to do your part and help her out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9odURQuGK-w

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>> No.18288924

>>18288592
>last time you fucked one of your maids, she spilled a good amount on the floor, and your head maid was NOT happy about the waste of such precious seed
>she leads you to what has become know by the other maids as "the punishment room," where you find the offending maid in medieval stocks
>head kiki walks around to where the other can see her and tells her she's going to learn that whatever Master puts in her doesn't come out without permission, just before unfurling a pack of twenty extra large, extra durable condoms
>she slips one on your dick while telling you that wasteful maids don't deserve to taste your succulent semen
>she has you fuck the maid from behind, and when you dump one of your huge loads inside her, head maid pulls your dick out, but leaves the condom inside the other maid, tying it off before anything leaks out
>she then gives you quick cleaning with her mouth, slides a new condom on, and asks you to keep going
>after the last condom, the maid is desperately struggling to remain standing, her hips sore from being fucked so long and her stomach looking like she's pregnant with triplets
>head kiki whispers to her that she'll see if Master is feeling lenient enough to allow her to remove all those loads of cum in a few hours and escorts you back to your room for some rest

>> No.18288936

>>18288915
You could just make an album instead of imagedumping y'know.

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>> No.18288939

>>18288924
Aww JEEZ. Anon that is some primo-tier stuff right there.

>> No.18288945

We're running out of images, so I'll imgur the one I have
https://i.imgur.com/868aGeo.png

>> No.18288949

>>18288938
>Miss a milking
Implying I wouldn't give the the most aggressive, teasing milking of her life in the back of the theatre, daring her to moan or act on her desires
Step up your game, anon.

>> No.18288951

>>18288924
>condoms
Head maid-san is exceptionally scary if she can get her hands on such illicit products!

>> No.18288956

>>18288945
Gee I wonder why.

>> No.18288957

>>18288936
Is it a person dumping?
I figured at least some of them were current originals.

>> No.18288958

>>18288914
>go to you Apophis mistresses room to wake her up
>"A-aah! D-don't come in here, servant! I won't allow you to view me in such an unrefined manner!"
>open the door and see she's shedding and turning from purple to red from embarrassment
>you go off to get the shedding supplies you bought in advance after she developed a taste for those pecan sand-ies the desert nukis have been selling lately

>> No.18288962

>>18288924
She's a cruel one.

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More Hroz Translations when

>> No.18288972

>>18288951
how scary is she if she makes that naughty maid drink the contents of those condom later, kept warm in her womb?

>> No.18288979

>>18288972
200% scary!

>> No.18288984

https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/43606207/

>> No.18289005

>>18288581
Knightmare gonna get sole. She'll give her husband the strongest dreams in the land.

>> No.18289020

>>18288949
This, this is how you milk. Better wear your red underwear for the occasion too.

>> No.18289027

>>18288618
Based on my fetishes Alice should be a lot sexier to me than she actually is

>> No.18289028

>>18288924
Das it mane

>> No.18289045

>>18285738
>>18285780
I've been seeing a lot of this character lately, here and elsewhere. Someone fill me in on her name so I can find more art.

>> No.18289053

>>18289045
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Android_21

>> No.18289057

>>18288914
That it is. It's also great for learaning your wife's weakspots as you touch every single inch of her body, even the ones without scales using an excuse so she doesn't get too pouty that you are using serious time cleaning for lewds.

>> No.18289062

>>18289027
That's because deep down you don't want to cuck Captain Quickshot.

>> No.18289068

>>18289062
Yeah that's not it

Not even a little

>> No.18289090
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Little Wendigos wearing a big cloak and stacking on top of each other to sneak into an R rated movie

>> No.18289117

>>18289090
Adorable but they aren't ready for Crusader X

>> No.18289164

>>18289117
All the scared Wendigo noises they make will make it too easy for the ushers to shoo them out with a broom

>> No.18289169
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>> No.18289179

>>18289169
Ok!

>> No.18289181
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I want to get sucked through a portal, get injured from the fall, limp into a nearby monster girl village and promptly collapse in plain view.

>> No.18289186

>>18289090
>trying to balance on each others shoulders
>Awawawawa
>getting to the scary/gory/sexy parts of the movie
>Awawawawa
>getting chased out by the usher
>Awawawawa

>> No.18289202

>>18289181
Gonna pull her into my lap
Gonna molest that chub
Gonna watch that ass ripple as she bounces on my cock

>> No.18289212

>>18289202
Excellent choice.
Even when she looks back with her little catty expression over her shoulder as you cum in that rippling pear shaped booty?

>> No.18289265

>you will never fuck a Bicorn in her front pussy while a mucus toad eats her out from behind
Life is nothing but pain.

>> No.18289272

>>18289169
>TFW you will never go around oiling up lolis in the Sabbath candy van

>> No.18289278

Can a dragon recognize you as a equal without MERE'ing?

>> No.18289283

>>18289278
Yes, but you have to be badass.

>> No.18289306

Who would you want to “voice” your MG waifu?

>> No.18289315

>>18289272
>TFW you will never get oiled up by lolis in the Sabbath candy van
With every inch of their little bodies

>> No.18289320

>>18289306
My waifu.

>> No.18289326

>>18289306
Sayaka Ohara.

>> No.18289336

>>18289306
Ideally herself.
I'm partial to a lot of the more cartoonish or harsh voices in fiction though.
Raspberyl and her handmaidens, Nonon's Japanese voice, Kokonoe's English voice, both versions of Aisha.
The fact that my waifu is an established character who is supposed to remind people of a grandmother lends to that.

>> No.18289370

Goosd night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, go buy the gremlins in glasses with drinks.
They need it because image captcha is crap

>> No.18289374

>>18289370
>Goosd
Good nigh Anon, please do not drink as much next time, and they wont be getting drinks until they fix it.

>> No.18289377

>>18288850
Is there a name for these pictures/memes?

>> No.18289381

>>18289306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9y0RSfjEGw

>> No.18289386

>>18288958
How're you supposed to dispose of apophis sheddings? They're no doubt chocked full of latent magic and I'd hate to think I might unintentionally contaminate and corrupt a society of khepris by burying the old skin out back.

>> No.18289388

>>18289374
Fixing it is hard.
Giving an automaton expansive mana tanks I’d easy.
Getting chaptcha to not shit the bed?
Good luck.

Phone has fewer issues

>> No.18289389

>>18289377
Trash

>> No.18289393

>>18289386
Toss it in a vat full of water and distill that shit into poison.

>> No.18289395
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>>18289377
I think they're just called ideal GF images, I'm not sure.
I think they started on /r9k/

>> No.18289404

How much would you need to be payed to pose naked or near-naked for a class of MG artists?

>> No.18289406

>>18289404
More than they could afford.

>> No.18289415

>>18289404
honestly a pack of twizzlers or something really sour

>> No.18289416

>>18289377
Ideal Girlfriend

>> No.18289418

>>18289404
A Klondike Bar

>> No.18289427

>>18289404
A standard fee, nothing outrageous but also not free unless I can be assured it leads to a sexy orgy with them.

>> No.18289428

>>18289404
It depends, I'd only do it if my waifu and I were doing it together, maybe with our duaghteru too.

>> No.18289443

>>18289404
Anon please. The world doesn’t need more variants of “The Timeless Art of Seduction”, and certainly not from me.

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Can you imagine cosplay night with a Cockatrice wife? Allow me to let your mind wander into comfortableness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vJDPsd80f4

>> No.18289450
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Somebody save that poor child!

>> No.18289452

>>18289445
>not dressing her up a Road Runner
pleb

>> No.18289460

>>18289450
He does not need to be saved, being a dragon zombies husband is wonderful.

>> No.18289467

>>18289450
Nah, he's fine.

>> No.18289469
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>>18289450
Dragon Zombie is the cutest cute cute cute lewd cute miasma haaaaahn cute!

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>>18289452
How have you improved this situation?

You sully an even older timeless character while enforcing the idea that you'd have to cosplay as the coyote in this situation.

If anything you've made it even worse.

>> No.18289474

>>18289471
What’s with this chunni dog?

>> No.18289481

>>18289471
But then you get to chase her down and rape her!

>> No.18289483

>>18289469
I'd rather break in a living one

>> No.18289488

>>18289445
>>18289471
Please stop posting this character.

>>18289474
She's a character from one of the Violated Hero games. Much to the dismay of anyone playing, the creator decided "Hm, yes. This needs a dick."

>> No.18289490

>>18289445
>>18289471
Fuck off.

>> No.18289495

>>18289450
>>18289469
>Your simple, cute DZ wife would do this every single day when you get home after waiting at the door all day long pawing at it absentmindedly
Its weird, I don't really care for any of the dog like species but I get so fucking turned on and lewdcuted by the idea of a simpleminded DZ acting like one.

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>>18289481
You're dressed as a furry coyote character racing down a girl to pretend rape her who is dressed as a bird.

>> No.18289500
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18289500

Stupid sexy centaurs. It’s not fair they get twice the stockings!

>> No.18289503

imgur.com/a/LJzOT

>> No.18289505
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Alright everybody. Roll until you get a Monster Girl species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

You're now a teacher, in charge of teaching a class of 30 Monster Girls of this species.

Roll a d10 with (https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm)) to choose the subject you'll be teaching them.

1: Mathematics
2: English
3: Physics
4: Chemistry
5: Biology
6: History
7: Drama
8: Art
9: Business Studies
10: Sexual Education

>But Anon, I've done this roll before.

Then buckle up, because you're now also going to roll a Monster Girl Species one more time (http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono))

This determines the species of your assistant teacher, who will do her best to help you control and teach the class.

So how did you do? Can you reach these kids?

>> No.18289509

>>18289500
>centaurs wearing clothing on their horse halves
Am I the only one who thinks this is retarded as fuck?

>> No.18289511
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>>18289500
and the frilliest of frills

>> No.18289523

>>18289505
>Teaching art to 30 Familiars with a Mantis assistant

Send help.

Also,
>not using mgewiki

>> No.18289525

>>18289306
Any that can play ojous, mayaderes and/or CCs

>> No.18289537
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>>18289509
Individual pieces are pretty dumb. Full body dresses and such look good though.

>> No.18289538

>>18289306
What kind of girl would Tara Strong play?

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18289542

>>18289505
>Lamia
>Sex Ed
>Ignis
By the gods

>> No.18289544

>>18289523
>Large block of Marble in the center of the classroom.
>Mantis readies herself and in several lightning fast slashes with her claws, the block explodes revealing a statue.
>The Familiars gasp in awe.
>The statue is of you.
>Mantis assistant is blushing.

>> No.18289546
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>>18289511
We can go further, we have the technology.

>> No.18289548

>>18289509
If they would need someone else to put it on, yes

>> No.18289555

>>18289542
Vanilla Lamiae could use a little more love. Apophis, Basikisk, and Echidna are popular but the general form is nice too.

>> No.18289557
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>>18288407

>> No.18289559

>>18289557
>Lewd Elf licking noises.

>> No.18289567

>>18289555
Echidna turned me off because of roulette vagina. I also like Apophis more for just being purple and having black sclera than the personality traits associated with them.

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>>18289567
>roulette vagina

>> No.18289571

>>18289557
>When there's a new chapter of fat elves also ogre

>> No.18289578

>>18289567
I like gacha mama, but as a stand-alone. For some reason, she just doesn’t hit the same notes a regular lamia does.

>> No.18289584

>>18289505
>Teaching math to a room of Tritonia w/ a March Hare TA

If we can make it through first period without someone making a multiplication joke, then I'll be genuinely surprised. Almost wish it was Sex Ed so I can reenact that scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Liff

>> No.18289585

>>18289306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJ6Q-8jnzk

>> No.18289590

>>18289578
Cause a Lamia could be the girl next door, I guess. The one who's lower body you've never actually seen until she kidnaps you with it

>> No.18289596

>>18289585
>Landed in a dumptruck full of circus peanuts
I don't know why I love this so much.

>> No.18289602
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18289602

>>18289505
>30 Arachnes
>sex ex
>honeybee assistant
We’re getting tied up by the end of this

>> No.18289605

>>18289590
Lamias flustered by men willingly confessing they love the snake half too are among the most adorable sights in the universe.

>> No.18289619

>>18289505
>Teaching 30 Dark Valkyries chemistry with Dark Slime assistant.
I'll turn into an incubus the moment I lock eyes with them.

>> No.18289621

>>18289505
>30 Nurarihyon
Oh mein gott.
>teaching history
Oh hey, the only thing im good at.
>Tritonia assistant
This is ending horribly.

>> No.18289622
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18289622

>>18289605
It's cute, and I'd spend hours rubbing her tail with creams and scented oils

Although I prefer snek pussy to be where the human meets the snek

>> No.18289627
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18289627

>>18289505
>Class of Dark Elves
>English
> Fallen Brides Sasha story? Reroll
> Monster girl encylopedia world? Reroll again
>Large Mouse

I bet there's a mausfag out there who would kill to have this set up if the portals opened. Though english doesn't sound too bad of a class to teach, except that my assistant is probably going to be pretty bad at her job. Would I get more than one mouse?

>> No.18289632

>>18289622
Same. It also gives her an excuse to coil so that you’re pressing up against her.

>> No.18289637
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18289637

>>18287935
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.18289642

>>18289445
>>18289471
>>18289488
>>18289498

that's knot funny
my brother died that way

>> No.18289655

>>18289632
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

I tend to think that a lamia would have a very animate vagina so she could crush against you without leaving enough room for thrusting and yet still provide enough stimulation for orgasm.

>> No.18289658
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18289658

>tfw no big Apophis to wrap her coils around you and pull you in close while throwing her blankets around the both of you
>"Come here, Anon. You're the only one in this Ra-forsaken desert that can keep me warm...and I'd worry if you caught a cold..."

>> No.18289660

>>18289505
>Yuki-Onna
>Physics
>Grizzly
Well, my TA is going to be useless unless I can find a way to keep her from hibernating. Thankfully I like being cold. The thermodynamics chapter is sure to be confusing given their innate coldness.

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18289662

>>18289658
>guess this is my life now

>> No.18289668

>>18289658
>But I’m not that cold!

>> No.18289669

>>18289658
>>18289662
Being an apophis's cuddle-heater is a good end! Lots of love and sleep!

>> No.18289675

>>18289669
Would you want an Apophis fresh from the portals who wears warm clothing everywhere because everything's so much colder than the desert in the city.

>> No.18289682

>>18289500
>It's not fair
It is though, they're half as attractive. So they get twice as many legs

>> No.18289688

>>18289675
As someone who wears sweatshirts in the middle of summer, yes.

>> No.18289694

>>18289658
>Apophis-chan is tense from her conflict with the Pharaoh.
>One day anon pulls out a few jars of oil and gives her a deep tissue massage from her shoulders down to the tip of her tail.
>She really starts getting flustered as her anon's hands start kneading her long thick tail.
>By the end of the massage she's panting, blushing and came at least four times.

>> No.18289696
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18289696

Just go be happy anon.

>> No.18289697

>>18289675
>Would you want an Apophis fresh from the portals who wears warm clothing everywhere because everything's so much colder than the desert in the city.
Yes, especially if she drags me somewhere cold too so she can use it as an excuse to cuddle more.

>> No.18289699
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18289699

>>18289696
>there's no monstergirls
>just be happy

>> No.18289701

>>18289694
Massage orgasms are a fetish of mine. I feel like I need to write someting

>> No.18289706

>>18289699
It’s okay Jinko-chan. I have trouble with the ketchup bottle too.

>> No.18289712

>>18289669
I think I'd want a kuu Apophis who won't admit she loves me, but her actions make it painfully clear
>she takes every chance she gets to coil around you and cuddle
>she always spends the entire day nursing you if you get sick
>she finds subtle ways of rubbing up against you in a lewd way to arouse you

>> No.18289713

>>18289675
Living in a desert finally has some perks. She’d need a jacket in the morning, but that’s it.

>> No.18289715

>>18289697
>Her Pharaoh rival finally comes through the portals to hunt her down.
>Heads to the home of her homestay, who's she's clearly brainwashed to free the "poor soul".
>Walks in expecting debauchery and sin and finds the Apophis wrapped around anon, with the two of them in a blanket next with a core electric blanket.
>Both Anon and the Apophis are naked to avoid anon overheating.
>Anon just looks at the Pharaoh, raises his finger and gives her a quick "ssssh".
>All she can do is stare and blush.

>> No.18289725

>>18289701
I read a non-monster doujin like that once. There's a lot of potential

>> No.18289729

>>18289725
You mean the Mado one where the guy presses the "make babies" button on the brown girl over and over?

>> No.18289736
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18289736

>>18285853
>>18286444
SNICKER SNACK

>> No.18289739

>>18289701
Would you want to give your waifu a massage and not even react to hear howling in pleasure as you work another orgasm out of her?
>"D-darling w-haaah-wait! It's too m-hyaaa-much!"
>Hmm? Oh there's that knot I was looking for. This should help clear up that tail pain nice and good.
>"W-wait! No, darling! I can't take i-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
>There we go! Now, on to the next section.
>"I...hah~ I'm gonna go craaazzyy~"

>> No.18289741

>>18289729
No. I cant look it up right now, but it starts off with a dude using acupuncture on a man-hating woman to make her body super sensitive until she cums just from getting massaged

>> No.18289749

>>18289739
Remember to massage above her womb for a bit to really relieve some stress

>> No.18289772

>>18289741
Is it with the stuck up office lady who's also made to lactate through acupuncture?

>> No.18289788
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18289788

>> No.18289792

>>18289715
She's letting the cold in so she should go so that my Apophis and i can sleep peacefully in the warm.
>>18289739
Thats how you get your Apophis to go grape mode!

>> No.18289794
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18289794

What do Hellhounds like to play?

>> No.18289820

>>18289794
The Raping Anon game!

>> No.18289821

>>18289794
Rape tag.

>> No.18289828

>>18289792
>She's letting the cold in so she should go so that my Apophis and i can sleep peacefully in the warm.
Well the thing is she signed up as your homestay because she was convinced that you were being manipulated.

>> No.18289829

>>18289794
Hide-and-go-fuck-yourself!

>> No.18289843

>>18289828
>Well the thing is she signed up as your homestay because she was convinced that you were being manipulated.
Oh.... Maybe manipulated to cuddle but she should come in then, the Apophis wants to be warm and its cold outside.

>> No.18289854

>>18289794
rape

>> No.18289857

>>18289843
>Gee pharaoh, I sure do like this apop, do you like apops? You should bring your Anubis so we can all love apops together! Cuddles!
That's the only way I can read this right now. The pharaoh would totally think you've been brainwashed, we've got a romcom brewing.

>> No.18289913

>>18289772
I believe so, yes

>> No.18289940

>>18289857
>The pharaoh would totally think you've been brainwashed
Well she can get below the covers and cuddle just beware Apophis is going to be confused and possibly angry when she awakens from her 5th nap that day.

>> No.18289991

>rumaging around in the closet when you come across a big metal trunk
>ask you're adopted momster what's inside and she tells you it's her old armor from back in the day when she was in the DL's army
>ask her to put it on
>"Sweety, it's been years since I wore that. It probably doesn't even fit anymore."
>insist that she put it on
>a few minutes later, she comes out of her room in a too small set of bikini armor, blushing and panting
>her motherly curves are amost too much for the armor to handle as her tits strain the top and the thong disappears into her ass
>"Satisfied? I need to hurry and take this off. I think the pleasure runes are still active."

>> No.18290005

>>18289991
Yatta
Keeeikaku doori

>> No.18290020

>>18289940
>Apophis is going to be confused and possibly angry when she awakens from her 5th nap that day.
That's implying that turning into a cuddlebug hasn't mellowed her out considerably.

>> No.18290021

>>18289940
>fifth nap of the day
Her aunt was a dormouse, wasn't she? But a sleepy Apop would be nice, especially is she pulls me into lewd positions in her sleep, like smothering my head between her breasts, or pulling my pants down with her tail and grinding her naked pussy again my dick

>> No.18290022

>>18289991
She should wear it more often she looks beautiful with it.

>> No.18290028

>>18289991
I wanna run up and poke mommy's big exposed booty!
With my DICK!

>> No.18290029
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18290029

Just get in the water anon.

>> No.18290033

>>18290022
Be careful about what you say, Anon. She might start wearing it around the house more often along with other bikini armors she had custom made. They are made for comfort after all

>> No.18290037

>>18290021
>Lazy apop related to a dormouse by way of echidna
>Left not!Egypt to get away from the pharaoh who fr some reason always thought she was up to something even though she only broke into the palace because they had the best pillows
>The pharaoh follows her to pester her nap time with Anon.
Fukou da!

>> No.18290038

>>18290033
>>18290022
That sounds completely perfect to me.
Big milf Succ is made for showing off, even if it is to Sonu.

>> No.18290059
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18290059

Drunk, Finnish rape elves

>> No.18290061

>>18290020
>That's implying that turning into a cuddlebug hasn't mellowed her out considerably.
True, she'd still be confused why that pharaoh followed her, but if she's here to spread warmth its okay.
>>18290021
Sounds heavenly, especially in the early hours of the morning where she wont let go and has nice warm cuddlesex to begin the day with.
>>18290033
>Be careful about what you say, Anon. She might start wearing it around the house more often along with other bikini armors she had custom made. They are made for comfort after all
Thats exactly what i want, it wouldn't be long until she noticed the raging boners i'd be getting from her too.

>> No.18290072

>>18289794
Tetris

>> No.18290076

>>18290038
I imagine once a succubus momster realizes her sonu has an interest in her body, she would start wearing whatever clothes he liked and, if necessary, changing her body to be even more perfect for his tastes
>sonu likes chinese dresses
>momster's closet now has several in different colors and designs
>sonu likes pleasure runes
>she now wears clothes that show off a lot of skin to give him a good look at her magic ink
Fuck, momsters are lewd

>> No.18290084

>>18290076
I want a childhood friend who notices this and struggles to compete and a father who realizes with a proud tear in his eye that he and his son have the same fetishes.

>> No.18290107

>>18290061
Once she notice the tent you're pitching every day, she's gonna start sneaking into your room at night to blow you in your sleep. And if you wake up during, then you get to see her making the lewdest face imaginable

>> No.18290182

>>18290107
>she's gonna start sneaking into your room at night to blow you in your sleep. And if you wake up during, then you get to see her making the lewdest face imaginable
Exactly as wanted, but when does she decide enough is enough and "consummate" the "marriage"?

>> No.18290191

>>18290061
>she'd still be confused why that pharaoh followed her, but if she's here to spread warmth its okay.
Between a cuddly Apophis and anon's cooking that Pharaoh is going to mellow out soon enough too.

>> No.18290198

>>18290059
>Hei stud, haluatko palata minun paikkaani ja juoda?
>'Uhh...'

>> No.18290214

>>18290198
This triggers me. People don't like that. Never use my language again.
I finally understand what people mean when they complain about my dialogue, this must be what it looks like to you

>> No.18290221

>>18290038
>Sonu
n is the one fucking consonant the language has and yet you have to go and fuck it up.

>> No.18290226

>>18289272
>>18289315
But I was told there were some pretty rare vinyl in that van!
I don’t want to oil up little girls, I just wanted a first pressing of Led Zeppelin’s debut album!

>> No.18290227

>>18290191
>Between a cuddly Apophis and anon's cooking that Pharaoh is going to mellow out soon enough too.
As she should, i can't imagine what it would be like to be stuck between a Pharaoh and Apophis trying to cuddle and smother me with their breast with them saying how good it feels to be so close and warm with me.

>> No.18290262
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18290262

You voted for biman in the manga gamer poll, right?

>> No.18290362

>>18290262
Who in the what now?

>> No.18290408
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18290408

>>18290362
Kirie in the Nun outfit.

>> No.18290409

>>18289542
Source without censore please?

>> No.18290487
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real ded hours

>> No.18290493
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>>18290487
Undead are the best.
Best at not getting translated that is.

>> No.18290509

>Apprentice Knight Anon goes to the monster infested forest for practice
>Fends off a few Slimes and a lone Werewolf
>He gets cocky and goes farther than his mentor adviced him to
>Surprisingly no monsters assault him even though he clearly feels their presence
>Especially one that keeps following him
>He calls out whatever is following him to confront his blade
>A petite girl with wild long hair, a crimson cap and an oversized hammer comes out
>"Say mister, why do you carry a toy knife around? "
>He barely has time to come up with an answer that he gets knocked out by a lightning fast blow
>He wakes up an unkown amount of time later
>He is completely naked with shards of his armor scattered all over the place
>His clothing got torn to shreds
>The ground is filled with impact holes
>The nearby trees seem to have exploded
>He doesn't even have the strength to stand up especially since a cute girl with pointy ears is sleeping on top of him
>She has the most peaceful and blissful look on her face
>He can't help but want to protect that smile
>Though he can't shake off the feeling that all of this was caused by her
>But there is no way such a frail looking cutie could cause this much damage nor defeat him so soundly
>She must have saved him from a Dragon! He will need to thank her properly when she wakes up

>> No.18290579

>>18289505
>Teaching a class of 30 mersharks art
>My assistant is a couple's fruit
So I guess we'll be painting it or cooking something with it since cooking is art. Yes I'll be eating a bit of each student's dishes, but just a bite so nothing bad happens.
I'm lucky they are mermaids or else I wouldn't be able to run away. If one tried something I'd bop her.

>> No.18290586

>>18290579
>Bopping a Mershark
How cruel can humanity be?

>> No.18290587

>>18289505
>Teaching physics to 30 Vampires

I've always wondered what it's like to get bitten by multiple Vampires at once

>> No.18290602

>>18290587
>Teaching a class of 30 JK Vampires about pressure and how liquids flow
>They get hot and bothered and keep asking you to show an experiment, preferably one with a red liquid for visibility's sake

>> No.18290609

>>18290586
They started it, it's not my fault.

>> No.18290618
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18290618

>>18290579
no you gotta boop em

>> No.18290621

>>18290609
>>18290618
This is how you turn a mischievous but kind hearted Mershark into a rebellious delinquent.

>> No.18290622
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18290622

>>18290618
Why don't you try picking on a Leviathan class predator for a change?

>> No.18290623
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18290623

>>18290621
more like turn them into the perfect student and be rewarded with your touch

>> No.18290629

>>18290623
The poor girl is clearly being overstimulated. Even if she does become a good student, it won't be for her future but for the bopping addiction you inflicted on her.

>> No.18290631
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18290631

>>18290623
You stop that!

>> No.18290648

>>18290629
She is simplying learning to become my future wife, same with the other 29 mersharks. >>18290579

>>18290631
>>18290622
Their fates are the same. Except they can glow in the dark so thats cool.

>> No.18290710

>>18290579
>Mersharks wonder where my assistant is
>Tell them the fruit is my assistant and they answer that maybe the school wanted me to feed it to them to make them my personal assistants
>How they should eat it and I should pose nude to them
>That one student who is just going to make a sushi out of herself for me to eat
I know exactly what's going to happen and it's going to be boops and bops all over the place.

>>18290618
I'll do both!

>>18290621
Oh god no, I don't want to deal with her trying to bite me or sprinkling her teeth on my chair and desk. Fine, she gets a light bop and if she turns out like >>18290623 I'll be a proud and happy teacher. Would give her a star.

>> No.18290777

If you're not strong enough physically you get raped.
If you're not strong enough mentally you succumb to temptation.
Monster girls are not fair.

>> No.18290829

>>18289404
I'd rather just pose for one girl so I can tease her about it.

>> No.18290902

>>18289505
>teaching History to 30 Hellhounds with the help of a Lich assistant
Well, pray for my pelvis boys, I’m going in hot.

>> No.18290918

>>18290902
The question for my penis is full body Lich or loli Lich?

>> No.18290940

>>18290648
You can't marry Leviathans, they're big and mean.

>> No.18290942

>>18290622
>>18290631
>be a teacher at Subnautica High
>teach the class full of the delinquent Leviathan girls
>finally get fed up
>bop the Reaper drawing a dick on your chalkboard on the nose
>she stops dead in her tracks
>the entire classroom stops and gasps
>all you hear is a click of the door and see the Ghost Leviathan looking at you with a sly smile
>then all hell breaks loose as your classroom descends on you and rapes you senseless
>apparently touching a leviathans nose means you want to father her children

>> No.18290955

>>18290918
Whatever you want it to be.
I’d personally have a full body Lich who wears the clothes of the period we’re currently teaching.

>> No.18290961

>>18290955
>I’d personally have a full body Lich who wears the clothes of the period we’re currently teaching
I like your imagination.

>> No.18290965
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18290965

>>18290942
Some of them are endangered so you really would just be doing your civic duties.

>> No.18290973

>>18289505
>Teaching 30 dryads Drama.
>Alone.
I'm fucked in more ways than one, aren't I?

>> No.18291010

>>18290961
Just think about it.
>teaching history with your Lich assistant
>today you’re talking about early civilizations of man (Greece, Persia, Macedonia)
>she comes into class wearing a full armor set given to her by Alexander the Great
>you just can’t wait until you get into the Chinese dynasties just to see her in those silk dresses

>> No.18291039

>>18289505
>30 Alruanes
>Biology Class
>Minotaur TA
Oh boy, here we go. It begins.
Is my body ready? Hell no, and it never will be. This is one of those things that cannot be prepared for.

>> No.18291041
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18291041

How does one escape a room full of lolitentacles?

>> No.18291057

>>18291041
Keep calm and make sure you do nothing to fluster them.
A flustered Tentacles is a rapey tentacles.

>> No.18291068

>>18291057
What if they're already very huggy tentacles?

>> No.18291139

>>18291068
Hug Tentacles at your own risk.

>> No.18291156

>>18291041
I'm sure it's impossible, there would be too much cute in one place to escape the singularity.

>> No.18291162

>Spank a Kikimora for breaking a plate
>Come home from work the next day to find all of your plates broken and a quivering maid trying to hide a smile

>> No.18291165

>>18289505
>History Teacher
>30 Kunoichi
>Barometz assistant

So apparently I am teaching the History of Ninja somehow. Poor TA must have been kidnapped from the Mist continent too.

This is a Zipangu Conspiracy, I bet the Danuki is behind this, she always is.

>> No.18291202

>>18291165
>walk into class
>no ones there except a jumpy Barometz
>bell rings
>and the classroom is full of ninja girls eyeing you up and down

>> No.18291224

>>18291041
The same way you escape any room full of lolis: give them some milk and cookies and tell them a story. When they’re all peacefully sleeping then you make your escape.
Only to come back the next day for playtime.

>> No.18291259

>>18289505
>Business
>30 Arachne
>Bastet helper
this is actually normal
hope classroom is big enough

>> No.18291280
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18291280

Fun new wife picture just came in, I hope you Anons are having a good morning!

>> No.18291284

>>18289505
>30 Sphinx and a wyvern TA
>Sex Ed

All riddles will be handle by the TA, I’ll answer all questions and hopefully we aren’t full of orgasming cats and a wyvern by the end of class

>> No.18291339

>>18289505
>Class of dragon zombies
>With a dark angel AT
>For ART
I'm not sure what is going to happen, but this certainly isn't ending without something extremely lewd destroying the room.

>> No.18291378

>>18289505
>Teaching English to 30 Inari with the help of a Wurm TA
I feel like I’ll be teaching the Wurm more than the actual students.

>> No.18291394

>>18291280
How does that dress stay on?

>> No.18291420

>>18289404
>How much would you need to be payed to pose naked or near-naked for a class of MG artists?
I remember this one, the answer is "Rape the Dark Mage art teacher in front of the whole class so they can paint that scene"

>> No.18291432

>>18291394
Wock glue.

>> No.18291440

>>18291394
Mamono Mana

>> No.18291446

>>18291378
>Bunch of Japanese foxes struggling with English pronunciation
>Wurm TA who speaks English but at a basic level and forms broken sentences
I'd be too busy making the foxes say lewd stuff to correct the Wurm.

>> No.18291477

>>18291446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ

>> No.18291487

What makes a good writer? How does one become a good writer?

>> No.18291491

>>18291487
Just do it.

>> No.18291525

>>18291487
Get used to writing

>> No.18291564

>>18290973
There’s no need to feel about it.

>> No.18291576

>>18291162
At that point, I think I might just lock her out of the house for a few minutes. Just enough to scare he.

>> No.18291633

>>18291487
when you stop being a shit writer

>> No.18291724

>>18291487
I would have said just write something you enjoy but then you run the risk of getting ignored, and that would be like baking a cake and then throwing it without even giving it a taste, sure you enjoy the process but the lack of reward upon completion is too discouraging.

Look around the web for surface level tips and guidelines, read a lot of good stories and don't be afraid of imitation since even a copy pasted story with monsters changed to monster girls will have a different feel to it.
Definitely write about what you want but make sure you make your theme and subjects are appealing to the most number of people without sacrificing your vision.
After that you have to post your story in a manner that will gather attention by giving a small synopsis, attaching a picture, posting at peak hours and maybe email the wordpress to publish your story there and repost it once the next thread for the Anons that might have missed your initial post.

Really it's not hard to please the crowd, the hardest part is pleasing yourself.

>> No.18291726 [SPOILER] 
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You must resist the urge to fug with bug.

>> No.18291748

>>18291726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMSSGydndQ

>> No.18291752 [SPOILER] 
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>>18291726

>> No.18291768

>>18291726
Not an issue! Bugs are gross!

>> No.18291772

>>18291726
Overlord is garbage

>> No.18291776

>>18291726
>>18291752
Abomination bugs are cute and deserve love but they are not good fugs.

>> No.18291797

>>18291280
Reminder that Wock funbags have an additional surprise. Every time she shoves your face between them, you’re getting a full inhale of her pink breath, making it all the more wonderful.

>> No.18291800

>>18291576
Run her out of the house with her own broom, lock her up, and start cleaning up the mess while she looks in from the window, crying. Even worse, miss a few pieces. Or forget to vaccum. Then go to bed.
When you wake up tomorrow, you'll have a slightly chilled, thoroughly disciplined maid standing on the doorstep, heavily flowing with tears, apologizing profusely and begging for you to let her back in and serve you.
If you close the door after all of this, be aware that the neighbors will call the cops and report you for domestic abuse, and the police will make you have sex with her under threat of force and with police supervision.

>> No.18291840

>>18291800
Too far.

>> No.18291841
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>>18291726
I want to tell Entoma that her voice is cute.

>> No.18291856

>>18291800
Sheesh. I said a few minutes anon. I don’t want to hurt my maid, I just need her to know that it’s stupid to break my stuff in the hopes that I fulfill her fetish. As for the dishes themselves, we can always get more from the wedding registry

>> No.18291944

Let's say the portal opens 40 years from now. What species would be best suited to marry your old self?
If you kill yourself by then you get a Wisp.

>> No.18291969

>>18291944
Dhampir

>> No.18291978

>>18291280
>wearing the dress
Gay

>> No.18291981

>>18291944
Maybe by that age I’ll be willing to go with some “ara ara you’re interested in an old X like me” since I’ll be old too. We can reminisce about our past and complain about kids now a days together.

>> No.18291985

>>18291978
Cloth is cloth anon. In wonderland, it’s probably unusual to find any concealing clothes at all.

>> No.18292004
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>>18288604

I like the anatomy pictures better.

Learn the enemy. Know the enemy.

>> No.18292011

>>18291944
I would've commited suicide so a wisp is fine.

>> No.18292033
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>>18292004

>> No.18292037

>>18292004
Damn it’s an ugly design.

>> No.18292040

>>18291944
I think I always will love dragons so I'd go for that. It's not like I couldn't eat a shota cookie later to become young again.

>> No.18292046

>>18291985
I bet you wear panties too!

>> No.18292053

>>18291944
I don't think I'll live 40 more years anon, I'd have killed myself long before then. Assuming I do though, probably still the same species my waifu is now. I would hope mamono mana would help me age back down though.

>> No.18292055

>>18292046
Briefs, but due to being raised with 4 sisters, I’ve been conditioned to calling all underwear that.

>> No.18292073

>>18291978
Well Anon, considering the context of them wearing wedding clothes, I don't think gay is the right word since it's obviously a male/female marriage.

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>>18292033

>> No.18292087

>>18292073
I don't know anon, being fine with eeraing girl clothes and being treated like one doesn't seem very manly and straight.

>>18292055
I really hope you are careful when talking about that subject with someone.

>> No.18292097

>>18291978
There's nothing wrong with wanting to wear cute dresses anon, are you implying that getting your waifu, dressing up in matching frilly dresses and then having lots and lots of sex is anything but straight?

>> No.18292105

>>18292087
The bullies on the playground certainly helped me learn that wasn’t what other people called them.

>> No.18292119

>>18292097
Anon no! Why do some people even want to wear frilly dresses anyway, is it because they want to look cute and adorable or is it because they wanted to be treated gently like a girl?
Maybe both?

>>18292105
Oh shit, rest in peace. I can only imagine them losing their sides after you told them you used panties. Having four sisters must be rough, especially when dealing with the wardrobe.

>> No.18292121

>>18292073
I remember back in the day people saying those that liked lolis were borderline gay.

>> No.18292128
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>Anon, you came home at 3AM today.
>What were you doing?

>> No.18292133

>>18292128
Making chocolate pudding

>> No.18292134

>>18292119
>Maybe both?
I mean, for me it's both. Plus there's a bit of a humiliation aspect that I like, wearing a dress while my waifu femdoms me would be lovely.

>> No.18292135

>>18290777
>Being weak physically
>Being weak mentally
Git gud for the Chief God.

>> No.18292147

>>18292128
>It’s 10o’clock.
>Do you know where your husband is?
>This message is brought to you as a service of Monster Girl City Public Access

Also,
Where’s her tail?

>> No.18292155

>>18292134
Well at least you are humiliated by it. Wanting to be a trap and being proud of it will never not be weird to me.

>> No.18292188

>>18292155
This. Wearing a dress is only good for the instant embarrassment factor. It’s like an on/off switch for instant self awareness.

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>fox girls with fox faces

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>>18292213

THE BEST

>> No.18292234

>>18292128
Getting home late at night when you have a dragon wife could be dangerous. Even if you are fully able to protect yourself she would still be very suspicious and clingy.
I know mine would probably interrogate my friends later to see if I was hanging with them or threaten a Rata to see if she has some info.

>> No.18292264

>>18292234
It is dangerous! You're her most valuable possession, she doesn't want you to leave her for so long!

>> No.18292268

>>18290509
I would a feisty//timid lil’ cap. But only if she’s got a Phat overripe pear for a lower body and a cute little lisp.

>> No.18292280

>>18292264
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done

>> No.18292281

>>18292264
It would be funny when she starts telling me about all those rapists out at night and how not even mamono mana could hold them back from raping me because I'm so precious. I'd give my dragon a big hug and an apology, sneaking away only rarely from then on to do stuff.

>> No.18292341

Which mg would make the best cops in mgc?

>> No.18292360

>>18292281
>sneaking away only rarely from then on to do stuff.
Anon shes going to become more and more paranoid if you do that!

>> No.18292369

>>18292341
Dullahan if they can keep their heads on.

>> No.18292392

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT-o_ykVMAAY5c0.jpg:orig
High Orc lewd

>> No.18292414

>>18292392
>That titty anatomy
It's a lazy eye, but with her nipples instead.

>> No.18292425

>>18292392
I hope the art for them never stops coming.

>> No.18292432

>>18292392
Jesus, I’ve seen better half assed boobjobs in actual porn.

>> No.18292435

>>18292341
I want an Alice cop who got hired to bust out lolicons after a misunderstanding, and instead spends all her shifts handing out tickets to onii-chans who make their imouto pout.
She'd fully arrest them if they make their imouto cry.

>> No.18292437

>>18292155
I don't want to be a trap anon, I want to look pretty for my waifu!

>> No.18292442

>>18292414
What bothers me is her hand. It looks upside down and mirrored.

>>18292432
Isn't it a handjob?

>> No.18292463

>>18292435
If Officer Honeypot ever tries to bust me I'm going to rape her!

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>>18291944
Joke is on you, my waifu is already old.

>> No.18292518

>>18292360
It's fine. It's not like she has to worry about anything, what I'd be doing wouldn't be dangerous, probably.

>> No.18292522

Would MGE versions of horror games be better than our versions?

>> No.18292526

>>18292522
Because everything is sexy and you have sex.

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>> No.18292537

>>18292533
Crabman is such a faggot.

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>>18292522
Yes

>> No.18292550

>>18292533
Has the lewd come back?

>> No.18292553

>>18292533
私はあなたの言語を理解していない

>> No.18292561

>>18292341
I want a grizzled lizardman vet partnered with a rookie Anubis who has to learn that the rules don't always have to be enforced with an iron fist.

>> No.18292566

>>18292533
So he finally killed off the original cast and replaced them

>> No.18292572

>>18292561
Does caring for sick or injured pets usually required an iron fist?

>> No.18292575

>>18292566
Not quite. He’s being coerced into working on the farm in exchange for the incident with Suu and the dangerous species getting swept under the rug.

>> No.18292587

>>18292572
No, that calls for animal control or the ASPCA 9r a curse, there is always room for a curse. Yes, the Anubis REALLY needs to learn to cool her shit.

Maybe they team up to take down a corrupt manticore or something too.

>> No.18292598

>>18292442
Don’t you get smart with me Anon. You know what I’m talking about.

>> No.18292599

>>18292522
Fearboners are the best boners.

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>>18292550
Yes.

>>18292537
How? The man is based. With the greatest harem manga on planet.

>> No.18292613

>>18292522
NO

>> No.18292617

>>18292611
2/10 got me to reply.

>> No.18292620

>>18292587
Geddit? Vet!

>> No.18292629

>>18292611
>greatest harem manga on planet
I love MM but I would not go that far

>> No.18292630

>>18292613
Yes. RE7 with monster girls.

>> No.18292631

>>18292617
What's wrong with the manga?

>> No.18292637

>>18292631
Everything. Now go back to where your threads got booted to.

>> No.18292638

>>18292631
Don’t bother replying. Some like it some hate it.

>> No.18292640

Sleeping in a Hellhound's chest fluff is unhealthy.

>> No.18292653

>>18292640
Not if she washes it.

>> No.18292672

>>18292617
What's wrong with the manga?

>> No.18292677

>>18292653
Why would she wash it when she has a cute weak human husband? She will make you wash it.

>> No.18292681

>>18292672
It triggers people.

>> No.18292682

>>18292620
That's an hour in the slime cubes, creep.

>> No.18292686

>>18292672
From what I could get, it stems from mainly 2 things. That the Minotaur (Cathyl) cheats on her boyfriend and the apparent fact that monster girls in monster musume can and do cheat on their boyfriends/husbands. Also apparently (so I have been told) the author toned down the lewd stuff because of corporate pressure and I guess SJWs.

>> No.18292701

>>18292672
>>18292681
>>18292686
Honestly recently it's just stupid plot points and Okayado having no idea what to do with it. See: This recent cow shit

You would think a manga about making cute monster girls do cute things would be simple

>> No.18292722

>>18292701
It does feel confused. It’s almost like he saw people liked the D arc, and now he has to keep coming up with new arcs. A return to the “Nichijou” in “Monster Musume no iru Nichijou” would be welcome.

>> No.18292739

>>18292611
>With the greatest harem manga on planet.
Tenchi Muyo! would like to have a word with you.

>> No.18292740

>>18292722
I really liked the monstergirl convention arc

>> No.18292752

>>18292522
Maybe. I’d personally like to see how they’d pull off something like Fatal Frame or Resident Evil.

>> No.18292761

>>18292740
Me too. Those owls were cuties.

>> No.18292768

>>18292752
>Fatal Frame
Taking pictures of cute Ghosts.
>Resident Evil
Bio Organic Waifus.

>> No.18292773

>>18292752
>RE
It’s like you’ve never been to LivDed Con!

All the undead girls go there!

>> No.18292781

>>18292773
Resident Evil is about little girls that vomit mold now.

>> No.18292784

>>18292752
How about Silent Hill?
>This game psychologically profiles you as you play. It learns your fetishes and uses them to change the game.
>Loading...
>Message from the doctor:
>”Holy fuck that’s a lot of fetishes”

>> No.18292793

>>18292672
No mamono mana safety net so you're literally a cuck even if your monster wife is perfectly faithful. Or so some people will tell you.
It's mostly MGE only casuals sperging out as always, the manga does have issues but that's the point that gets it the most hate here
>>18292686
>Also apparently (so I have been told) the author toned down the lewd stuff because of corporate pressure and I guess SJWs.
That's just redditors on /c/ being paranoid, crabman's just focusing on on story arcs and making mistakes.

>> No.18292795

>>18292784
Silent Hill can't be changed. It's as impossible as making Yharnam a demon realm.

>> No.18292796

>>18292740
The fact that there was a dating event where sex was very obviously happening behind closed doors means good things.
What would you give to be one of the lucky bastards with girls fighting over him?

>> No.18292798

>>18292773
>LivDed Con
I’m sorry, but what?

>> No.18292801

>>18292798
It's like Loli-Con, but for dead people and not just lolis.

The death rate always skyrockets around this time.

>> No.18292805

>>18292781
>RE7 but it's about a yandere Matango instead.

>>18292795
It'd be pretty fucking easy to make Silent Hill lewd actually, the whole series is about a world shaped by your psyche.
Just replace all the clunky combat with ways to escape rape.

>> No.18292808

>>18292781
Mantanago Evil

>>18292798
Living Dead Convention
It’s all the zombies moan about

>> No.18292817

>>18292784
I'd be scared to play it.
>>18292801
Is there a cowtitcon?

>> No.18292822

>>18292522
>Parasite Eve

Ropers, Parasite Slimes, and Matangos everywhere. And that's for starters...

>> No.18292824

>>18292805
>>18292808
So would the Baker family and Mia have Mantango mutations? Would Ethan and Chris still fucking murder them?

>> No.18292834

>>18292522
>eternal darkness
>with chaos girls
I'd still be terrified.

>> No.18292843

>>18292817
>Is there a cowtitcon?
That's Onee-Con, and it's on the same weekend as Loli-Con. They're also next door to each other.

>> No.18292844

>>18292824
It wouldn't be the same characters anon. Just you, a legion of Molded, and the yandere Matango/BOW Hybrid who wants you.
Sometimes she'll appear via the Hive Mind thing and whisper about the lewd things she'll do to you once you give in.
Play with a VR device for the maximum effect.

>> No.18292850

>>18292824
Yes on the first, not on the latter.
they just punish Evelyn for misusing spores and it all turns out she basically sent them all on a drug trip

>>18292817
That’s called a farmers market

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Do you think that Selkie bags are larger on the inside then out so they can take their husbands with them during hunts?

>> No.18292854

>>18292834
>Canadian named Michael Edwards
>Make him black
why

>> No.18292856

>>18292843
Onee-con sounds fun. I'd definitely go and enjoy whatever they have to offer.

>> No.18292857

>>18292843
What if I like mothers instead of older sisters?

>> No.18292858

>>18292844
Gonna give them the Albert.

>> No.18292863

>>18292850
Drug trips are not a nice thing to force on people.

>> No.18292867

>>18292857
Then there's Mommy-Con, a small mini-convention within Onee-Con but only during the nights.

Then there's it's sister gathering back next door, Toddler-Con.

>> No.18292868

>>18292850
Monster Farmers Market would be great. So many cows.

>> No.18292869

>>18292868
Holsts and Minotaurs as far as the eye can see.

>> No.18292870

>>18292867
>spoiler

Fuck off.

>> No.18292874

>>18292869
So much milk.

>> No.18292879

>>18292868
Just be careful where you use that term, some girls are sensitive to it

>> No.18292880

>>18292874
Do Minotaurs produce chocolate milk?

>> No.18292881

>>18292867
>Spoiler
>Anon opens the door to go in
>It’s an empty room with a poster on one of the walls
>”RETHINK YOUR LIFE”

>> No.18292887

>>18292879
Why? It's a compliment.
>>18292880
Maybe?

>> No.18292888

>>18292870
>>18292881
being THIS mad

>> No.18292894

>>18292887
A satyros may not like being called a cow, nor would a weresheep

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