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Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:08:37 No.18247716 [Reply] [Original]

>open door to receive your pizza order
>see this

How to proceed?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:10:06 No.18247723 >>18247716 Close the door, turn around 360 degrees, and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:22:53 No.18247777 >>18247723 >> turn around 360 degrees and walk away. Um... So, right into the door?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:24:43 No.18247782 You should tip if you have a pizza delivered, but I don't think you're obligated to if you pick it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:24:47 No.18247783 kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:29:51 No.18247803 >>18247716 But where is my fucking soda

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 22:34:03 No.18247818 >>18247716 >>18247803 And, more importantly, where are MY two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, and one with cheese?! This isn't what I ordered! I'll fucking flay you alive, you mutt!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 18, 2018 23:00:15 No.18247941 23,99 is cheap for a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:09:19 No.18248140 File: 68 KB, 584x416, STOP LIVING.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:26:42 No.18248224 >>18247803 you buy soda from a pizza place? wtf is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:29:40 No.18248235 >>18247716 That dumb doggo ate one of the slices of my pizza that I paid for!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:39:56 No.18248269 >>18247716 I would invite her over

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:41:35 No.18248282 >>18247803 My diet Dr. Hourai. How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink!?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:44:50 No.18248293 File: 380 KB, 1280x1829, 012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kyouko got fired!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 00:49:47 No.18248304 File: 187 KB, 1280x720, momiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716 Bite her

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 01:09:44 No.18248368 File: 869 KB, 1500x1059, protect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248304

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 01:10:12 No.18248370 >>18247716 Into the press she goes!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 01:50:31 No.18248456 >>18247716 What's that in real money? Like, 2 bucks?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 01:54:38 No.18248459 File: 401 KB, 720x672, 1503104193598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716 >euros >tip

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 02:34:58 No.18248568 >>18248456 About 30 burger bucks or 3.2K /jp/ monies. According to the exchange rates online. Used to be a 1.1:1 ratio from euro to USD a few years back.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 02:56:58 No.18248618 >>18248224 This, if they don't send you a soda free of charge, they are being cheap-o's.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 02:59:13 No.18248628 >>18248293 DELET

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 03:05:02 No.18248643 File: 797 KB, 707x809, 1516349102757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716 I'd give her the tip. Just kidding I'd give her the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 03:15:12 No.18248665 File: 185 KB, 1163x1080, 1457327415137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716 Here's a tip: Get real job losa!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 03:20:50 No.18248675 >>18247777 Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 03:21:36 No.18248677 File: 511 KB, 976x713, rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18248140 death by kuso thread

Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 03:25:59 No.18248686

>>18247716
Say "I'll be right back" then close the door and go get my sword.
Ready myself at the door, then yank it open and stab the little shit in the eye.
If it runs, I throw the sword like it's target practice.

Nobody fucks with my pizza. Especially some mut who thinks she can take a slice off of my order of perfect eight.
She's missing five boxes as well. She probably ate those too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 10:45:52 No.18250177 >>18247716 What's tip?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 13:22:36 No.18250905 File: 320 KB, 729x1032, 66827705_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18250177

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 13:47:10 No.18251020 >>18247716 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 13:48:34 No.18251027 Please don't abuse the dog, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 13:53:39 No.18251055 >>18247716 she was doing you a favor to make sure that pizza was delicious and no poison in it. i think you should be grateful jay

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 14:00:25 No.18251106 File: 184 KB, 1200x1717, tableturn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251020

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 14:48:02 No.18251365 >>18251055 I knowthe person who makes th pizza. There is no poison in it i assure you. There never has been.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 14:59:16 No.18251432 File: 78 KB, 640x640, 2016-wholesale-home-hot-selling-500ml-Portable-Manually-Garden-Plants-Water-Sprayers-Flower-Irrigation-Spray-Bottle.jpg_640x640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251106 Bad dog!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 15:13:28 No.18251521 File: 184 KB, 826x1169, komano_aunn_05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251106 Disgusting. If only Komano Aun, the superior green haired dog touhou, was featured more often.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 15:58:32 No.18251816 File: 499 KB, 1280x1814, 2P_004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put down yappy dogs!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 16:30:07 No.18251978 File: 997 KB, 1500x2119, protect2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251816

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 16:47:05 No.18252048 File: 624 KB, 646x937, 1516398425850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251816 Wait a minute... that ogre with the knife... is familiar somehow?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 16:48:55 No.18252055 >>18247716 Chuckle while I pat her on the head, pay the 23.99 and give her another slice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 16:57:09 No.18252091 >>18252055 What isn't shown is that she's already eaten all of the pizza in the bottom two boxes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 16:57:26 No.18252094 File: 58 KB, 388x338, 003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 17:03:18 No.18252121 What is it about Kyouko that makes her the #1 bully target? This doesn't seem to be limited only to /jp/, the japanese fans also hardcore bully her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 17:04:00 No.18252126 >>18252121 She is small and annoying, a literal brat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 17:05:34 No.18252133 File: 624 KB, 646x937, 1516399534324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18252048 SHOCKING FURTHER DEVELOPMENT!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 17:15:46 No.18252174 >>18252121 She's like a filthy stray dog that your neighbor Byakuren keeps feeding and then it shits in your yard and knocks over your trashcans.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 21:03:07 No.18253161 >>18252121 Stage 2 bosses like her, kogasa and mystia are very bullyable in my eyes. But not hina.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 22:13:34 No.18253631 >>18252121 Premise 1: The urge to bully someone is directly proportional to their cuteness. Premise 2: Kyouko is the number 1 bullying victim. Conclusion: Kyouko is the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 22:18:57 No.18253654 >>18247777 Wasted quads on a newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 22:21:07 No.18253664 >>18252121 she is a bitch for killing me so many times in TD

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 19, 2018 22:44:35 No.18253782 >>18253631 This doesn't preclude other factors that could be tied to bullying. Kyouko could be of average cuteness but still be the biggest bullying target due to the combined presence of several factors. Your conclusion doesn't follow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:04:41 No.18254436 >>18252174 She's not a dog though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:16:02 No.18254487 File: 248 KB, 1280x1024, 1338153676790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18253664 >killing me so many times in TD Is it even possible to die during stage 2 in TD?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:46:02 No.18254618 >>18254436 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:18:53 No.18255015 >>18251521 Aunn is the worst and most boring newhu, get better taste

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:33:09 No.18255063 File: 535 KB, 420x258, rip kyouko.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247716 Proceed with Yamabiko abuse!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 12:20:26 No.18257737 >>18248293 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 13:02:56 No.18257983 >>18257737 You don't want to read it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 13:16:45 No.18258094 >>18257737 [Akuten Soushin (Kokutou Nikke)] Kasodani Kyouko Baishun Sangokan \| Kasodani Kyouko's Afterbirth Prostitution Sex

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 13:28:59 No.18258179 >>18255015 Aunn is alright. Nemuno has to be the most underrated newhu however. There seems to be almost no love for the yamauba. >>18258094 Judging by that title, I'd say >>18257983 was correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 13:30:17 No.18258188 File: 1.44 MB, 961x1101, 65633149_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18258179 I like Nemuno, even have a folder just for her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 14:14:07 No.18258408 >>18248459 I tip but because I want to

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 14:19:41 No.18258446 File: 56 KB, 272x200, 1451602892629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18247818 >more importantly it isn't important

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 22:17:36 No.18261088 >>18247716 She has that vault-boy smirk >>18248665 I'd rewatch SEL if Lain was voiced by some Bronx pizza peddler t bh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 22:21:50 No.18261107 >>18254487 Not that anon but im making my normal to hard transition and she has been consistently removing 1 bomb from me every attempt

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 22:36:54 No.18261174 File: 411 KB, 495x512, 1499939355878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18251432 Spoiler that shit, this is a blue cat/dogfriendly board.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jan 22, 2018 22:21:22 No.18271754 >>18258179 Why would anyone love an ugly hag?

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