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Maids are olev

My name is Anon and I'm addicted to maid pussy.

Demon lap dances are second to none.

Automatons and Dark Knights are the best MGE species.

Winter is here!

>>18163500
How is your maid going to do her job if you can't stop sticking your dick in her?

>>18163500
Is it a "she suddenly raped me and I got addicted" kind of addiction or was it a "she raped me in my sleep until I was subconsciously a slave to her pussy" kind of addiction?

>>18163500
You need to seek help for that, please call maid central today

>>18163506
What is your preferred title as the partner/owner of an Automaton?

>>18163505
Especially if the Demon giving it is shorter than you.

>This kills the meido.

>>18163506
We don’t even have the full Dark Knight profile, do we?
Captcha: West Onis

>>18163512
God, why is Shoggoth so beautiful? I want to like other Monstergirls but I just can’t when I see her. She’s too perfect! Everything about her is too perfect!

>>18163510
A good maid won't let getting the dick stop her.
She'll clean up while getting furiously dicked.

Dont leave her hanging anon!

>>18163519
If we’re going by thread waifus, she’s either shorter than you and cosplaying Morrigan from darkstalkers, or much taller than you and has you bound and gagged.
Both are excellent taste.

>>18163506
>>18163512

need more pictures of girls that look like they have ulterior motives and villainous plans

or at least the combination of slit pupils/fangs/forked tongue

>>18163526
Your heart's been captured by her abyssal beauty anon. Just give in, slide your dick into her plump purple jello ass and embrace the pleasure she can give you.

>>18163531
>thread waifu
The cosplay one is mine anon and I'd appreciate it if you didn't imply otherwise.

>>18163512
It was a "I grew up masturbating to maids and then KC maid multiple girls tailored specifically to my fetish" thing.

>>18163516
Master
Little Brother

>>18163534
I want to, I want to! I want to just have her big purple booty smother my dick until I pathetically whimper and shoot load after load after load into her, while she looks back with a smug and knowing smile and calls me her silly ‘mastah’ (property)

>>18163538
I meant waifus of people who are in the thread, Childhood-friend Anon. She’s yours and yours alone. I just think it’s funny that they seem pretty opposite on the spectrum of height.

>>18163539
>then KC maid
>maid
Anon I think you need to see a flayer immediately.

>>18163506
Do Dark Knights deserve their own species? The one we have is just a particularly delicious Succubus knight.

>>18163530
Winners don't smoke.

>>18163544
How would you feel knowing that her clothing is an illusion and she can free her naked for at any given moment?
Or that she can take in your cum from literally any part of her body?
Or that even you fucking her tits is orgasmic for her?

>>18163525
The WG2 images were posted very soon after its release, meanwhile the Gaiden book has zilch.
But you know what the true tragedy is? Dark Knights don't even have fanart yet, not even variations that show them with different armor styles and weaponry.

>>18163560
They're armor wearing Succubi with combat experience, so Dark Knight is a cool title in its own regard.

>>18163565
What a slutty knight.

>>18163550
God I just want to sit her on my lap and cuddle while watching some bullshit.
Just gotta be careful she doesn't start grinding. If she's in the Morrigan leathers I wouldn't be able to hold back.

>>18163562
Oh ye abyss, too tempting.
If she realized how big a paizuri addict I am, she’d start milking me with those tits and never stop. Even if I beg her to stop she’d just keep the same smile as always and calmly say, ‘More, mastah~’
But it’s good to know that despite her demeanor she’s having mindblowing orgasm after orgasm.

>>18163569
As a title for specific kind of Succubi it works great.
I hope there is some sort of ritual a Succubus has to go through before being acknowledged as a Dark Knight.

>>18163554
>Do you want to see the Demon Lord giving birth America-sama?

Do dog whistles work on hellhounds?
Do dog girls sweat or pant?

>>18163519
Especially if the Demon giving it is a loli with wide hips.

>>18163606
Incorrect. Gotta be a shortstack.

>>18163604
They aren't literal dogs you moron.

>>18163586
Depends if the younger adopted daughters are up, eh?
>”That’s it mother! Take authority as a monster!”
>”Go to bed honey.”

>>18163604
They “work,” but there’s a reason why Tanuki always try to sell them to unsuspecting boyim.
As for the latter, I imagine they do both. It probably takes more to make the heat-adapted Anubi or hellhounds do so, though.

>>18163604
>Do dog whistles work on hellhounds?
Maybe? Hakutakus are said to give magical items that attract specific species, they definitely have a magic item that attracts Hellhounds be it a whistle or else.

>Do dog girls sweat or pant?
That's left to your headcanon. But I'd say it's pretty safe to assume they sweat and besides we both know you'd love for a big sweaty Hellhound to bury you in her pheromones.

>>18163628
Ok i deserve that for the second question, but i don't see why dog whistles wouldn't work since they have canine ears.

>>18163629
No sex while the kids are in eyesight anon. Don't wanna scar them.

>>18163644
As long as a hellhound suffocates me in her chest fluff, I'm happy.

>>18163637
>blow whistle
>receive werewolf pack

Basilisks are olev

>>18163674
Curse these snakes, they drive me to rape.

>>18163604
>>18163637
>>18163660
There was a greentext about this exact thing recently.

>>18163590
They're probably trained in how they can use their demonic silver based weaponry to counter normal weaponry.

How would an Automation react if you played
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JMoSnsTHsYA
anytime she walked in?

>>18163637
I wonder if a dog whistle could wind up attracting a pack of Anubi?

>>18163687
That’s best reserved for when she spots demon realm boats near the garden again.

>>18163674
I want to date a Basilisk for a year and half before she finally removes her mask.

>>18163679
Would you rape her while she still has her mask on? That has to be a taboo of some sort.

>>18163691
Anubi can't travel in packs they don't work together well.

>>18163705
Boars*

>>18163709
It’s probably not unlike BDSM for Basilisks, honestly.
They’d find it kinky I bet.

>>18163712
I should probably clarify, would it attract about eight different Anubi who would clash with each other over anon?

>>18163619
It's easily better to have a young Demon seducing you with her sexy bottom heavy loli figure, practicing making her amateurish lewd contracts with you and letting you have your way with her sensitive little body.

>>18163722
They mummy curse you and then debate over who deserves to take you/saw you first.
They then notice about 10 seconds late that an opportunistic Kobold took advantage of anon’s state and ran off with him while they were distracted.

>>18163723
Again, Incorrect.
Shortstack is better in literally every way.

>>18163700
I want to milk that doggo.

It's the year of the dog. Pay tribute.

>>18163505
Consider the following: a demon and an apsara in a dance-off with your soul as the prize

>>18163554
It seems likely he's already been visited.

>>18163768

squishy paw pads

>>18163768
Can I pay her in Legos?

>>18163792
Do you think there's anything more comfy for a young Anubis than having a cute slaveboy to nurse her injuries?

>>18163768
This is not my dog!

>>18163776
You can squish her paws if she can squish your earlobe.

>>18163797
Not paying tribute is heresy and you will be thrown at the mummies if not the gators.

>>18163800
im telling the pharaoh that anubis is having another power trip

>>18163800
>Not paying tribute is heresy and you will be thrown at the mummies if not the gators.
I have my own two dogs to pay tribute to anon, surely that would be enough?

>>18163748
Shortstack is just a short woman, loli is vastly superior.

>>18163800
May I have the Spike pit instead?

>>18163795
Probably not. An Anubis with a childhood friend would be fiercely protective of him, to the point where they spend all of their time together.

>>18163826
Seaweed hair.

S Q U I S H Y P A W S
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P
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>>18163849
>Seaweed hair.
Delicious.

THICK Undead lolis.

>>18163604
>Do dog girls sweat or pant?
Yeah, look at hellhound's art

>>18163709
What would happen if you pulled the mask off?

>>18163865
Condensation.

>>18163826
>Young Anubis' mom takes her to the slave market to buy a shota slave.
>He ends up being her most beloved friend, to the point where she feels afraid if he's not with her near 24/7.
>Even during Royal Court meetings where she gets dragged along by her mother she refuses to let go of her servant's hand.
>On her 16th birthday her emotions reach a boiling point and she tears his clothing off before ripping off her own and grinding against him while giving him her first kiss.
>Neither of their virginities survives the night.
>The next morning her mother teases her over how the walls aren't soundproof while she blushes furiously.

>>18163858
Hop! Hop!

>>18163875
That's not how condensation works.

>>18163878
But what how does she spend time with her slave? And will the mom be ok with her being with a mere slave?

Brb going to find a doggo all for me.

>>18163886
She plays games with him, cuddles with him, makes him act as her teddy bear when she sleeps. The works. And yeah, why do you think her mother bought him for her?

>>18163886
Love is love, all monster girls know that, especially mothers. And they'd probably spend their days together, the slave tending to her needs.
>giving her pawrubs as she reads
>helping her pick her clothes for the day and put them on
>carrying her books and bags around
>giving her oil massages after a long day
>filling her womb every night

>>18163907
I like those first and last tasks

>>18163700
Fwuff fwuff

>>18163926
Well as an Anubis' slave, it wouldn't just be fun, pawrubs, and sex all day. You would have to help her with many, many things, and even one mistake or failure would result in a mummy curse and facesitting, your Anubis refusing to touch your cock until you admit your mistake.

>>18163858
I want to hotdog that butt.

>>18163975
It’s weird. I don’t want her to be a loli, but I do want my Rata-chan to be extremely smol. Just riding the line between Shortstack and loli. Not too stacked though. Instead, all her extra size went to her enormous, gigantic tail.

>>18163982
Also, this wasn’t meant to be a reply. Guess I’ll go die in shame now.

>>18163768
I'll give my dragon a leash and have her eat on a bowl, that will show her! She'd fight back and try to make me do it though.

>>18163982
So like, Popura from Working!! tier.

>>18164006
YES! Exactly! A spunky little shorty with a tail taller than me by twice as much.

>>18163657
oh yes
I need it

>>18163945
Being the master and having a young anubis servant would be better, you'd still have responsibilities but they'd be more satisfying ones.
>teaching her how to please you
>filling her womb and ass every night
>treating her with loving care
>being gentle and patient while lewding and teaching her
>not breaking her heart

What would VR Chat be like with monster girls?

>>18164006
>>18164007
IMAGINE

>>18164007
That's WAY too much fluff.

>>18164030
No.

>>18164026
anubis are made for rough sodomy and corrupting

>>18164034
Now I will always imagine a Rata-chan being just like her. Only in a newspaper setting.

>>18164035
Okay, maybe 1.5 times as long as me with it fully stretched out. Still.

>>18164042
You better headpat her when she gets with the latest scoop.

>>18164047
That's much more reasonable. It would make a comfy makeshift bed and body pillow.

>>18164030
What VR Chat already is

>>18164030
whats VR chat?

>>18164030
>Ugandan paladins

>>18164081
Exactly what it sounds like. Second Life-esque chatrooms for people with VR headsets. Custom avatars abound. Since it's VR you can already be anything you can find a model for, so it'd be no different. Maybe one species pretending to be another, thats about it.

>>18164058
Indeed. We’d sleep on it every night. And of course! I’ll be her partner that lugs around her reporting gear and always make sure to give her headpats and tail rubs if she’s being an intrepid and crafty little reporter!

>>18164095
>on a stakeout with Rata-chan
>she’s sitting on her furled our tail aggressively patting the open space next to her to invite you to sit down
>when you do she immediately nuzzles up against you and places your arms around her, smiling happily and making little girly squeals when you scratch her hair or rub her shoulders
I think she has other things in mind than just getting the scoop.

>>18164092
>join vr chat
>fucking around as usual
>suddenly surrounded by tribe of kaukens
>violated by them groping your avatar

>>18164038
No. Slow gentle sodomy and protecting.

What does oni milk taste like?

>>18164132
Milk

>>18164132
rice wine

>>18164132
I want an alp with this body

>>18164132
Just imagine this sweaty sexy beast double arm Kabedoning you from above like this.
What could you even do in such a situation?

>>18164168
Lay back and accept your rape.

>>18164132
>>18164168
>”Muhurr hurh... Well little guy, ya got caught. Your adventure is comin’ to a close. Any last words, cutie?”

>>18164132
Russian white

>>18164168
yes pls

>>18164168
Immediately start sucking her titties.

>>18164094
>NEET Monstergirls try to play VR chat to get husbandos
>Met with this instead
>https://youtu.be/cUCm_NFpN1w

>>18164171
>>18164175
>>18164188
>”Hey little guy. Wanna hear a joke? What’s big, red, and good at pumping out huge amounts of liquid?”
>leans down and breathes hot wet air into his ear as she whispers
>”Here’s a hint: it ain’t a fire truck”

>>18164188
What would you do if a girl like that pressed you against the wall with her thighs and said that you were cute with a massive smug grin?

>>18164216
Eat dat pussy like thanksgiving.

>>18164216
Grab her by the pussy

>>18164203
>you will never be yelled at by a russian jinko over voice chat

>>18164235
I prefer indian

>>18164168
Get slapped in the face by those cannons. I mean jesus, those things are milk tankers.

>>18164168
You could hide under her boobs and escape while she's searching for you.

>>18164281
Are you implying that she wouldn't just squeeze her tits together until you pass out?

>>18164305
Not between them, under. Like near her bellybutton or even behind her.

>>18164329
Just make sure not to sweat due to her body heat or the tension. She'd feel it and then it's game over.

>>18164188
I want a pair of jinko sisters with that body.

>>18164216
Call an adult.

>>18164353
She is an adult.

>>18164375
M-mommy?

>>18163858
Strange that these didn't get posted here yet.

>>18164216
Tell her i'm claustrophobic

>>18164393
Would this word trigger monstergirl lactation instantly?

>>18164216
>and said that you were cute with a massive smug grin?

Burst out laughing

Slimes: Core or no core?

All answers must be supported by an appropriate image.

>>18163803
I think Pharaoh is busy getting used to her new clothes.

>>18164440
Core. It's more fun that way and gives a better target to tease.

>>18164394
I need her on my face, now.

>>18164351
>jinko sisters
RIP Pelvis
me too tho

>>18164394
>>18163858
One or both of these girls need to do this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515124906630.webm

>>18164447
Then post images.
seriously, I have next to no blue-safe slimes with cores.

>>18164488
I don't have much slimes in here, I jsut find them cute.

>>18164488

What does it mean for a slimegirl to offer you a cup of herself like that?

I assume it's an obvious sign that she likes you.

>>18164488
That’s kinda the struggle with a permanently nude race, no?

>>18164440
I like when they have horns, although I do not understand why.
https://twitter.com/fukurou0807/status/948949582360190976

>>18164488
From the tumbnail I thought she was wearing glasses.

>>18164450
I need her on all fours on my bed.

>>18164440
>>18164517
Core, easily.

>>18164510
You'd think that they'd be drawn without nipples often enough for there to be a few cored nipple-less images, but there seems to be a dearth.

>>18164506
Depends on their abilities, I guess - if their actual 'being' is in a core and the slime's just for mobility and storing nutrients, then it'd be as casual as sharing a snack or bar of soap; but they could use it for anything from a sex analogue (sharing either DNA or even memories) to a means of aggression (trying to digest you from the inside out)

>>18164478
Both is good.

>>18164643
I want to get a massage from a Slime!
Specifically, I want a massage from a warmed oil slime, possibly at a Slime Massage parlor. I'd be a regular customer, and my preferred slime would start moving towards the heater as soon as I entered the room. Being in control of herself and slightly more viscous then your average slime, she would not leave a residue, and would pride herself on her light scent and firm application of pressure.
I'd pay my fee, go and receive it. For a while, this would be it, until in my post-massage sleepy stupor I would be offered "afterservice", which I would agree to before returning to sleep.
I'd wake up happy and with a wife.

>>18164681
Y'know, that seems like something that clean Bubble Slimes would be perfect for.

Fairies taking baths in your stored up cum!

>>18163495
Bundle up or she's gonna get you! She can sense a cold man for miles!

>>18164681
This makes me want a bath cancer too.

>>18164760
Time to walk outside naked.

>>18164760
It's so hot in here that hugging a yeti would probably cool me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQst2KFJRQ

>When the monsters are after you and all you have is a huge barrel of olive oil on hand

>>18164804
Did you hear that? Was it a glacier cracking or an ice queen getting wet?

>>18164740
Is it slime time already?

>>18164832
I think it was an Ice Queen. God I'd pin her down and rub myself so hard on her to cool down.

>>18164394
Nav should draw his OC Lich and shortstack Devil flaunting their asses like this.

>>18164433
One could hope.

>>18164849
I want an Ice Queen to help me get over this fever, by putting her breasts on my head.

>>18164770
Bath cancers seem like a "near the shore" thing. Or at the port. Like you'd walk in, and some surly crab from Joisey would tell you to lay down. She's trying to sell you something so she isn't too mean, but she's very direct.
You'd lay down and she'd get to work, busily pressing on you from all sides, with surprising fastidiousness. Another surprise would be the amount of scraping that she does, not unpleasant but unexpected.
If she got really into it, and if the day was slow, you might find that your routine, twenty dollar massage package has been updated, because you've got so much work that needs to be done.
She'd meticulously go over every detail of your face, neck, and body, ensuring that your skin is clean and healthy, moisturizing and applying product as necessary.
You'd come out of the ordeal, after you came back to your senses, exfoliated and looking better then ever.

>>18164868
Be careful that you don't get a reverse fever from that frozen boobhat. I know a guy who got one once, after he fell through a frozen lake.
If you get a reverse fever, you'll feel EXTRA great, be in a spectacular mood, and your nasal secretions will dry up completely. It'll be like the Sahara inside your sinuses. Your libido will skyrocket, and you'll become extra attractive.
However, after it passes, all the benefits will go away and you'll feel like life is being sick.

>>18164877
Heck of a routine there. I can see lots of women getting monsterize that way, though I'd prefer someone a bit less gruff.

>>18164859
I want to see the Anubis' butt.

>>18164868
I haven't catched a cold last year, much less a fever. I need to sleep without a shirt everyday so having a Queen to help me out by acting as my daki would feel great.

>>18164889
Well then I’ll just have to use her as my permanent boobhat so that I don’t get a fever or a reverse fever!

Help, I adopted a succubus and now that she's a teenager she seems to have the hots for me. What do I do?

>>18165050
give her the d

>>18164904
Maybe, for example, the Ren Xiongmao spa down in the Little Mist Continent? I hear that the girls there are happy to give you a "happy ending", if you know what I mean. If that's not what you're buying, though, you can always follow the elegantly clad lady into the back, where you can receive all variety of Oriental relaxation. Maybe a slow, heated massage to some exotic incense, or some sandalwood-scented rubdown. Possibly something like a aided bath, like the old Emperors used to get, with a steady stream of water. Or, perhaps something a bit easier, utilizing 5000 years of discipline to pinpoint pressure points exactly, to correctly align your chi.

>>18165050
She must really hate you if it took her that long to get the hots.

>>18165050
Say that you are a human and only see her as your daughter. Then push some boy onto her.

>>18165055
Would they do an ear cleaning service?

>>18165055
>to correctly align your chi
Into ur dik. That definitely sounds like a setup to get you uncomfortably hard and rapeable even if they don't do anything during the treatment itself. Given all the best girls the Mist Continent has it probably wouldn't be so bad unless you come across an ushi or Zip spider though.

What would your waifus wedding be like?

>>18165050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3FABSFydo

For some reason, i have a really strange fixation with long tails, i find them fascinating and attractive.

Am i the only one?

>>18165119
Exchanging virginities with me via slow, intimate cuddlesex in her bed.

>>18165076
Does China do that too? Regardless, despite having qtip friendly gaijin earwax I'd be down.

>>18164132
I wanna drown in her sweat and pussyjuice.

>>18165119
I'd like it to be on the top of a mountain filled with green surrounding us, maybe with an altar near the edge. I'd also like to have two ceremonies, one with just me and her and another with a bunch of guests and a party afterwards. I think things would be pretty normal though, except there would be a soul binding thing we'd do.

I also had a dream about my waifu's sister wedding. It was in a big, white church and she was wearing a really nice dress. Her husband looked very fancy too.

>you will never get spanked by your waifu

>>18165076
On request. However, if you want real ear cleaning, you have to speak to back alley Akanames and Mucous Toads. They're uncertified and sketchy, but they'll clean you out real good.

I hate bugs.

Working out with the Raiju!

>>18165244
Boingy.

>>18165230
I do too, especially mosquitos and flies.

>>18165244
cute

>>18163495
Lapcat is for cuddling!

>>18165332
That's just a regular cheshire.
Lapcat is a High Class lady that would be more apt to drop in your lap for pampering

>>18165189
>Group of buff gym monstergirls invite you into the girls "only" sauna.
What a way to go.

>>18165335
>try to spoon lapcat
>she keeps trying to teleport on top of you

So, anons who are open to harems.

Pick your favorite species or randomly roll one form the wiki.

You now have three of those girls in a single harem, can you handle it?

Three big, fat cuddle cats would be fantastic, although I don't think I could handle all of them laying atop me

>>18164519
I think glasses would probably suit a sexy Dark Slime sorceress. Even if they do nothing for her.
>>18164440
Core. I like that they have a physical weak point to molest. And even if your wife Slime tries to hide her emotions, you can tell by her core how she really feels.

>>18165379
>three jinkos
>one a lithe and slim, gymnast or archer
>One brick shithouse, /fit/poster extraordinaire
>one big and soft, bearmode muscle and a layer of comfy fat, does farm work and drinks beer by the barrel
Press F to pay respects to my dick, he never had a chance.

>>18163495
>yfw you try to save little monsterus from horrible lives but they try to repay you back their own way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFrpL2rLKeg

>>18165411
You gonna get chuffed

>>18165379
>three, busty Dark Slime witches who form a lewd coven
Oh I'll handle it alright. With my hands. Physically.

>>18165433
Even when they gang up on you in a mess of slime?

>>18165432
I hope so
>>18165417
oh boy, this sad pic
Weird to think that I actually wrote a character like her into my stuff

>>18165444
They are well aware I'm a Slime addict who wouldn't hold back. They'll only have themselves to blame if I mix them all up together in my frenzy.

>>18165451
I bet you could carry two of those girls....Although the strongfat one would be left wanting

>>18165461
I can try

>>18165459
Just so long as they figure out who's go is whose.

>>18165476
She'd probably be blushing if you did.
If you collapsed with her on top she'd be even more embaressed.

OH SHIT ANON

It's a boss battle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg

>>18165664
This one of those unwinnable ones where the party blacks out and wakes up in some stranger's house?

>>18165664
I've fought baphos in RO before. I bet a monster girl one would be just like that.

>>18165664
I'm gonna tickle her.

>>18165664
I;m gonna beat her and give her cunny a spanking!

>>18165664
She can do what she wants, I'm beyond caring about my continued existence.

>>18165664
>Not unparryable
(Parry spam intensifies)

>>18165664
>Baphomat
I am doomed, and i do not care, as i doubt she can do anything worse than my life has already done to me.

>>18165493
>the other girls cheering me on, my knees trembling
>finally get her through the door
>everyone cheers

>>18165725
She may be so taken that she'll give you a kiss on the cheek, albeit a quick one.

>>18165664
I need some death or black metal to accompany this encounter. Or Judas Priest.

>>18165754
But anon, she already has a fitting theme song.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure that you massage your onis after they lift.
Those heavy weights get them burning quite a bit and some 'hands on' time can help them recover quickly

>>18165795
No, after my oni lifts it's time for me to lift her.

>>18165802
Princess carrying muscle girls is magical.

>>18165784
Then the intensity kicks up when she reveals her final form.

>>18165816
A toddler?

>>18165821
Yes. The only way to get the true ending is to have sex with her.

>>18165832
Would rather buy the DLC and unlock the other ending where you marry one fo your party members.

>>18165664
>trying to tackle the boss
>this asshole is spamming projectile magic at you the entire time

>>18165839
That's what silence spells are for.

>>18165837
Anon, no! Buying DLC only feeds into the greedy corporate gaming industry!

>>18165856
Better than fucking that bapho. The new ending makes it worth it.

I wonder if married unagij joros use their slimy body to trip men into nearby unmarried monster girls

>>18165866
But the true ending is the best one!

>>18165856
>>18165866
Good boyim.

>>18165883
If you cant steal from the Tanuki might steal her then

>>18165883
I can't tell if I want a lolinook or a thick CC nook who has dedicated herself to her job.

>>18165883
Cute little nuki, although I like mine meatier

>>18165898
Why not both anon?

>>18165898
Get both.

>>18165898
Lolis have a buy one get one free special running right now.

Tanukis are for making poor financial choices with.

>>18165922
Do not.

>>18165877
If it was people wouldn't buy the DLC and the wife of the year edition.

>>18165883
Tanukis are pretty trashy too. Would rather go with games made by comfy gremlins and succunerds maybe even the police would get involved in such a waifu scam.

>>18165922
I want to hire a tanuki to manage my finances, and pay her with room and board, meals, and sex.
She'll factor in spending on fun and what goes to bills, ensuring that money was not just used to make money, but also used to help us enjoy our lives.

>>18165919
Now thats my kinda deal!

>>18165664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOst5QzNsFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFHeVGjU2PE

>>18165919
But it's going to be so long before they're useful! Can I have a pair of juveniles instead?

sentient A.I are best waifus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAL4WMpBNs0
:'(

>>18166135
That's why you get a deal. Juveniles are full price.
On the plus side, you get to dictate the upbringing for the lolis. They're more of a DIY.

>>18163870
Getting caught in a Basilisk's gaze requires immidiate treatment. Usually done my the Basilisk herself to remove the venom.

By the time it's done you're already an Incubus.

>>18166204
Venom, huh? That sounds extremely painful.

>>18166225
>>18166225
>>18166225
>>18166225

>>18166225
It's more like a magical affliction than venom.

what exactly can a buff yandere do? all they do is walk around like they're carrying two watermelons.

>>18166225
I spent a long time deciding whether I should respond to this post.

>>18166229
Masterfully executed

>>18166225
You are a big guy

Fuckin Cheshires

>>18166333
>Cheshire trolls Anon so hard he decides to track her down
>He arrives at her home only to get pounced

That's one way to claim a husband I guess

>>18166340
The power of meme magic!

>>18163495
God.

I don't think I can take this anymore. How do they do it?
Latenight, I don't know what you feed them, but I have to be frank with you.

You monster girls are too cheery.

Look at how bubbly, and W I D E they are. Do do they do it? They are happy all the time.

I for one would like to see them try and confort/cheer/make less serious an Anon, one that you can tell how serious about stuff and unmoved by their antics he is by how REALISTICALLY and DETAILED he is drawn.

Where would we be without Latenight?

>>18166441
In a significantly less comfy place.

>>18166457
Also less something else

>>18166468
Lewd can be comfy too.

>>18166473
Cuddlefucks are the best!

The proper way to clean up spills is to dab on them

>>18166488
How about no.

>>18166488
Fired

>>18166488

Remove Kiki
>ShoggothStrong.mp3

Ok anon, your waifu wants to name your unborn daughteru after the sex you had the night she was conceived.

What would your new daughteru's name be?

>>18166668
Cumblast.

Loen came back to life really quick to send me a Miia.
He didn't say too much else, but it looks like he's alive at least
It's a cute picture.

>>18166668
These waifu questions are getting weird and oddly specific.

>>18166683
>loen not dead
Praise the lord!

>>18166684

Ratatoskr are very inquiring like that.

>>18166668
But anon, my waifu and I already have a name picked out for our daughteru!

>>18166668
This is just too far, even for me. I mean i can understand most of this waifu questionnaire but damned be the squirrels i am calling it here.

>>18166668
>Lotus
I'm cool with it.

>>18166683
Good art, even better snake.

How "normal" is your waifu

>>18166750
Relative to what?

>>18166760
Human women, I'm guessing.

>>18166750
Purple skin, black sclera, long black-scaled snake body, full of aphrodisiac poison.

Pretty normal, I guess

>>18166767
She's pretty normal as far as monsters go.
Could mesh with human society pretty easily I'd wager.

>>18166750
Aside from the tail, ear, and fur, they'd fit in pretty good. Might be a bit on the dull side, but they could totally mesh.

>>18166750
She's a Demon, so decently normal if you don't count her skin, eyes, wings and Spade tail.

>>18166810
She'd look perfectly normal after just one bite! This has been a public service announcement: please don't let your mayadere waifu loose in public without supervision.

>>18166750
Scales, wings, horn, Face-Wings(?) and a tail make her less than normal.

>>18166750
Well, I'm a slut with no dedicated waifu but most of my top picks would do okay. Ish.

>Succ
More an issue of association than looks unless you're letting me headcanon in the blueberry bit, in which case yeah, people would say things.

>Haku/holst
Just fine, especially in a long dress.

>Hinezumi
More troublesome than most. I have to wonder how she'd react to the rat jokes.

I'm also falling in love with unagi joro which just wouldn't work at all.

>>18166891
>Haku/holst
>Just fine, especially in a long dress.
"Why does your girlfriend wear stupid, yet incredibly realistic fake horns all the time?"

>>18166916
The question was how normal they are, not how well they could pass for human. The horns make it obvious she's not, but aside from those and the cow legs they're just big-titted humans appearance-wise. I think it'd be fairly easy (assuming MG are a known, not super new thing) to shrug the horns off if the biggest visual offenders are largely covered, especially compared to more out there designs.

>>18166750
>Waifu is a sentient sword
Yeah, not really normal

>>18166936
>TFW can't take your waifu through airport security

>>18166945
>The scanners aren't big enough for 7 meters of snek
Fucking racists

>>18166950
>She wont let go of the gold that is setting off the metal detectors
She is not letting go of either the gold or me.

>>18166950
Just wait until they try to seat her.

>>18166950
No, that's actually a pretty simple one to solve. They'd have to pat her down.
>HFW
>YFW

>>18166962
This is the much larger issue.

>>18166969
There'd probably be specialty airlines for large bodied monstergirls.

>>18166970
This once again makes me wonder how restraint systems would work. For something you can coax into a more or less normal sitting position like lamia, but how about centaurs? Also, how much would it suck to have a ratatoskr in the middle seat with her fluff overflowing onto half of both seats on either side?

>>18166991
It'd definitely be more expensive because you'd have to reserve a seat and then the plane would have to be rigged to the reservations.
Probably easier to just get a train ticket.

>>18166936
Cursed Swords can be pretty normal if you give them lots of love and physical affection.
It's when you neglect them that the crazy kicks in.

>>18167017
How would she react to you polishing her blade?

>>18167041
Extreme thighs shuffling and moans.

>>18166969
Someone's gonna lose a hand

>You'll never be a city boy visiting a ranch in a monstergirl dominated portion of the country.
>Your Werewolf cousin will never have to beg the farm girls to stop hitting on you.
>They'll never ignore her and hit on you harder.

Heresy and hedonism with monsters might be attractive, but true bliss lies within heaven.

Reminder that Human Boys are for Vampire Ojou-samas to feed on both literally and sexually and nothing else.
Reminder that haughty Vampires are for bringing down to earth through the power of comfy.

>>18167161
What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Demon waifu's ass slamming against me as she rides me senseless in full cosplay.

>>18167161
Eros ackbar!

>>18167161
For a second there i though that was Raphaela from MGQ
Angel's don't have scales, or tails, or mofu, or anything but being human with wings.

>>18167173
Well then, enjoy doing that kind of thing for the rest of eternity in hell.

>>18167178
If you never masturbate you too can receive 72 virgins!

>>18167214
Paladin-chan, I think you fail to understand that that's not a bad thing.
I'm going to have to mating press her for a week to get her pregnant with our firstborn, but it'll be worth it.

>>18167214
>enjoy doing that kind of thing for the rest of eternity in hell.
Inb4 "we will. Thoroughly."

>>18167223
That implies that me and my Waifu will end up in Hell and not Pandemonium.

>>18167222
Paladin-chan is pure. So pure that in fact she keeps her face hidden to avoid attracting the lust of men.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSczh7NUMAAelm8.jpg:orig

>>18167214
Good thing Hell is where best dog lives.

>>18167235
>keeps her face hidden to avoid attracting the lust of men.
Does she live in Saudi Arabia or something?

>>18167245
No, she's just a dweeb.

>>18167233
>Spoiler
That place is even more heretical than Hell.
Angels should spread their blessing on the kind people of the world, not spread their legs and receive seed.

>>18167244
>Faceful of paw and pussy
That man is beyond redemption.

>>18167261
He’s living the life, that’s what he’s doing.

>>18167261
>Angels should spread their blessing on the kind people of the world, not spread their legs and receive seed.
I guess it's a good thing that my waifu's not an Angel then, isn't it?

>>18167261
>Angels should spread their blessing on the kind people of the world, not spread their legs and receive seed.
But angel pussy is their blessing. You're being confusing.

>>18167261
>Angels should spread their blessing on the kind people of the world, not spread their legs and receive seed.
Then why do they have a Vagina if not to use it?
>That man is beyond redemption.
That man lives far better than a man who does not commit heresy.

>>18167270
So you'd marry a monster girl, both convert to the most debauched religion out there and then move to a place that was made for constant eternal sex?
Why not become a follower of some other deity and lead a life that's not as extreme?

>>18167280
Maybe fallen angels. Regular angels give you divine protection, miracles and the words of heaven among other things.

>>18167313
>Then why do they have a Vagina if not to use it?
It's to challenge their purity. An Angel should have no trouble resisting the allure of flesh.

>>18167313
Paladins seem more jealous than anything.
Maybe it's because they're all terrible fucks.

>>18167348
My waifu and I worship Eros my dude.
I'm just gonna go to Pandemonium when my time's up so I can live in eternal bliss with my Waifu. Or the Eros equivalent.

>>18167348
>So you'd marry a monster girl, both convert to the most debauched religion out there and then move to a place that was made for constant eternal sex?
Yeah? Why not?
>It's to challenge their purity. An Angel should have no trouble resisting the allure of flesh.
So then why do fallen angels exist, or if they're so easily resistant why have it in the first place? Is the joy of motherhood not for you pure idiots?

>>18167348
>An Angel should have no trouble resisting the allure of flesh.
laughingcupids.jpeg
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>>18167169
How do you use the power of comfy to make a Vampire who treats you as her bloodbag dildo consider your feelings as her lover?

>>18167421
No vampire is immune to neck kissing.

>>18167169
That's a chair.

>>18167431
>Anon is laying in bed with his Vampire mistress
>He makes a move on her neck
>"What are you doing Human? Are you taking revenge for my feeding?"
>He proceeds to repeatedly kiss her and then lays back down after a while
>"I did not give you the permission to stop human."

The popular mobages have some of the lewdest cosplay tier out there.
It's too bad most are so human looking you have to know their lore to learn that they're not human.

>>18167469
You forgot the part where the Vampire clearly is holding back squeaks and moans.

>>18167526
>>>/v/

>"Hello, little lamb. Are you here to join mass? You might be a bit young to receive Mother Hathor's fertility blessing, but it's never too early to start preparing with the priestess here for when you're able to sow your seed."

>>18167574
Her overall look says human. But those rapey eyes scream monster.
Do not trust.

>>18167581
>Not trusting a priestess of Hathor
It's like you don't want to experience the joy of Moo-snu and the subsequent snuggling.

>>18167574
>but it's never too early to start preparing with the priestess here
Who does she possibly mean with those unhuman yellow eyes?

>>18167581
What? Of course you can trust her. Now, go ahead and follow her into the confession booth. And don't mind the hole at crotch level.

>>18167588
I'll only accept Hathor if she gifts me a a bakunyuu cow who views me drinking anything other than her milk as cheating.

>>18167597
Anon, she'll understand if you need to drink water to avoid dehydrating. Anything else and she'll rape you with her tits until you stop.

>>18167597
>thicc brown cow gets teary-eyed whenever you want to drink
>have to meet her halfway by sticking to white russians made with her milk

>>18167598
>Spoiler
After enough time between the softness hell that are her tits you can't even tell if you're cumming or not.
Never cheat on a yandere Hathor cow even if her definition of cheating is a bit loose.

>>18167526
If they're not visually distinct from humans they're no different in my opinion

There was once a kind man living with modest means in a small cabin.
Giant Mice would often visit him to try and take over his home.
Each time he kindly sent them away after giving them food.
One day the Giant Mice were determined to conquer the cabin once and for all.
Not even food would change their mind.
He invited them inside and tried to reason with them.
During the discussion he learned that they had been targeted by evil men dressed in metal.
The youngest mouse even had her tail cut off by one of them.
The kind man felt that he had no choices but to give them shelter.
That is when he learned that they were after more than just a home.
And that was the story of the man with 300 daughters.

>>18167795
That's a lot of birthdays.

>>18167804
You'd have a birthday for each litter rather than one for each daughter.

>>18167823
That's still what, ten birthdays?

>>18167752
As long as she possesses an inhuman beauty and a monster's mind I'm ok with it.

>>18167871
Depends on how big is a litter.
I'd say 4 would be a small litter and 8 a big one. So about 6 average thus 50 birthdays.

>>18167871
The cakes though would have a candle for each birthday per daughter in the litter. They're gonna be big cakes anyways so why the hell not right?

>>18167942
So many cakes will be baked there that the family might as well open a bakery full time. I mean, they have practice putting buns in ovens.

>>18167961
This calls for a professional.

>>18168006
>Dragon teaching a bunch of cute mice how to bake
Would have a heart attack and purchase the whole store.

>>18168006
https://youtu.be/oIw7E-q-flc

>>18167244
Being face sat by a hotdog would be great, especially feeling her fluffy tail frantically wag against you as you pleasure her.

>>18168077
>especially feeling her fluffy tail frantically wag against you as you pleasure her.
>Her tail keeps rubbing against your penis
>You eventually cum from it
Only mindbreak can save you from this shame.

Gonna turn a news squirrel into a kissu-slut, and there's nothing she can do about it!

>>18168111
Well, she can tell everyone about it, but I doubt that would help.

I want to feed hotdogs to a hotdog while giving her my hotdog on the forth of July.

>>18168124
>HOT SCOOP: Man turns local reporter into kiss slut.
>"I just can't get enough of his lips" she revealed.

>>18168126
Mustard or ketchup?

>>18168140
I hope that article also mentions her breaking the record for most orgasms achieved just from making out.

>>18167574
Does this imply I get a dairy Dark Mage of my very own?

>>18168159
Unfortunately you'd only get a dairy Dark Priest. If you want a milky Mage, you'll have to find one of the Hathor covens.

>>18168140
>Mustard or ketchup?
Neither. Just a seasoned, naked dog.

What are the tenets of Hathor?

>>18168176
She likes the raw taste of meat huh?

>>18167261
>Angels should spread their blessing on the kind people of the world, not spread their legs and receive seed.

True, you have to romance and court them proper first. They have a very unique view of sex, mostly that they would prefer warmth and compassionate unions to give them meaning.

They are the girls who prefer to do it with the lights off and their radiance being the only glow in the room.

>>18168209
She's a meat lover alright

>>18168250
Has she got the meat where it matters?

>>18168248
You'd need serious game for an angel to relinquish her place in heaven in order to procreate with you.

>>18168267
Anon asking the questions that matter.

>>18168182
Go forth and multiply
Bottle-feeding is evil
Be fruitful
Deny not the D to those swollen with new life
Contraception is blasphemy before God
Have lots of kids
Set yourselves not against your kin or neighbors for envy of bosom or disdain for lack of bosom, for all bosoms bear the blessing and favor of Hathor
Reproduce

>>18168267
She has an extremely meaty Mons

>>18168323
Seems like a few things there are redundant.

>>18168323
What happens if you marry a Hathor priestess and don't impregnate her within a year together?

>>18168250
That hotdog's going to Arbys

>tfw you will never cuddle up with your zombie waifu, who secretly wight'd along time ago but loves being your dumb wife

>>18168345
Oh, it'll happen one way or another. You'll both be mating until she's got several buns in her oven.

>>18168299
>You'd need serious game for an angel to relinquish her place in heaven in order to procreate with you.
Or just be a generally nice guy. Then Eros will toss you the cutest wife ever.

>>18168349
>she manages to buy sexy outfits all the time- ripped daisy dukes and tight tiny tank tops that show off her fat booty and bodacious boobs
>always smothering you aggressively in public, groaning and grinding on you as you both sit down to eat at a restaurant
>she sees other Wights wearing formal outfits and only holding hands for fear of not being ‘regal’ enough
>internally laughs and thinks ‘fuck that’ as she starts drooling again and outright humping her man right in the middle of the mall

Zombies >>>>> Wights, my zombie would never change.

>>18168365
>You keep trying and praying to Hathor daily
>The miracle eventually happens
>She gets pregnant with quadruplets

>>18168379
Eros and her angels are too kind. I'd never do any harm if it meant getting a cute brown angel devoted wife.

>>18168365
>buns in her oven
I feel the Hathorite priesthood would be averse to this metaphor what with them being cows and all

>>18168379
>>18168393
I wonder how the appearance of a Houri to her assigned man goes.
I bet she’s starstruck that the man she’s been watching do such good deeds is the man she gets to marry.

>>18163495
has KC finished his game yet?

>>18168379
Houris are the best man, they would be so lovey dovey, plus like imagine the cuddling. Holding a houri close while she snuggles closer and tells you how much she loves you

>>18168400
You hear a faint "Erosu Ackbar!", there's an explosion, and when you wake up there's a strang brown woman on your face

>>18168380
>another wight catches her while she's away from you
>"You there! You don't fool me. What are you doing looking and acting so slovenly? Don't you have any pride as a noble Wight?"
>"Cram it, bitch. I'm not gonna let hoity toity crap like that keep me from being close to the man I love. How about you dust off that hole you call a pussy and try letting loose some time?"
>she hears you calling for her and gives the other wight a smug look before shambling off, moaning "huuussbaaand~"

>>18168400
It would be hearing Eros' voice personally thanking you and giving me directions to receive her reward, and upon following them you meet a Houri with your ideal body type and personality fresh from the heavenly realm.

>>18168401
Not even a single mention about it. He is currently working on a World Guide for next Comiket.

>>18168440
well if he does make it I hope he puts it on dlsite.

>>18168425
That’s my perfect girl, god damn.
>”Oh look babe, a Wight! Say hi!”
>She instead shoves your head deep between her tits and mashes them around you, so that you can’t see her flip the bird to the Wight before dragging you to a mildly secluded corner of the room for a blowjob
>”Braaaaaain meeeeee~”