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Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:42:46 2018 No.18144821 [Reply] [Original]

You find this girl in the donation box, what to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:43:16 2018 No.18144827 fuck her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:47:30 2018 No.18144852 >>18144821 It depends, am i Reimu, or am i still me in this scenario?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:48:18 2018 No.18144855 >>18144821 eat girl, fuck bike, sell pizza

Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:48:44 2018 No.18144858

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:54:03 2018 No.18144891 >>18144821 Provide a large donation of salty milk and coins unto her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:55:34 2018 No.18144898 Give her watery soup

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 10:59:56 2018 No.18144928 >>18144852 You are still you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 11:01:01 2018 No.18144935 tch, poor people.

Anonymous Tue Jan 2 11:05:20 2018 No.18144963

I reach in as if to help her out. But actually I grab her by the throat, lift her out of the box, and deliver a brutal choke slam to the outside of the box. The I grab her again, hoist her up high, and deliver an even more brutal last ride power bomb through the donation box. “Keep the change, kid” I say lastly, as I ride away on my motorcycle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 11:16:50 2018 No.18145023 For all shit it gets /mlp/ still takes home the gold every year in terms of decent green. I know we have some halfway-decent authors here, let this be the year of the green. green 2018!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 21:46:27 2018 No.18148361 >>18144821 Fill box with semen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 22:03:41 2018 No.18148405 >>18144821 KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 22:13:37 2018 No.18148451 >>18144821 What donation box?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 22:46:33 2018 No.18148620 >>18144858 Then you promptly get hit by a car for being in close contact with her misfortune. >>18144963 Byakuren please.

Anonymous Wed Jan 3 01:44:43 2018 No.18149308

For some reason, i think Shion will become the 'hu to abuse from now on.
I'm expecting a lot of harmful art of her.
Do your best! Oh wait, you can be sued for using the title, and you have no NEETBUX. Uhh, have fun, Shion! It'll be a rough rest of life!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 01:48:01 2018 No.18149320 >>18149308 why would I want to hit a poor person when there is a more hittable smug face right next to it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 01:48:38 2018 No.18149323 slurp on her pussy

Anonymous Wed Jan 3 01:52:54 2018 No.18149334

I don't wanna hug Shion, I wanna make her happy, even slightly!

>You find this girl in the donation box, what to do?
Bride-carry her to a comfy bed and tuck her in! Then let her stay as a permanent resident in which she can catch up on the fun stuff she's missed by or not by her own choice!

She looks like best 'hu Mokou, so that makes me even more motivated to make her happy! Being nice to her, even once is a good thing! A nice way to pass on kindness! Something she hasn't felt before!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 01:54:22 2018 No.18149340 >>18149334 the best way to make her happy >>18149323

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:00:26 2018 No.18149355 >>18149340 Well- I trust she's a pure girl? That really isn't something far up on my "how to make a 2hu happy" list anon! I'll let her wash up first..!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:06:44 2018 No.18149385 >>18149355 I'm pretty sure Shion gets off on abuse. She takes insults as compliments and considers it flattery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:09:57 2018 No.18149400 >>18149385 I know enough to know that upsets her anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:17:15 2018 No.18149446 >>18149355 She can wash up but it'll just end up dirty again. Also you'll get throat cancer for sure, unless you have Tewi or Tenshi level luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:27:15 2018 No.18149498 >>18149446 Nothing Eirin can't help me in fixing! Shion will be back to normal Gensokyo standards in no time! A god of misfortune is no match for my luck!

Anonymous Wed Jan 3 02:38:19 2018 No.18149546
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>>18149385
I think you might be confusing her with her sister. All insults seemed to do for Shion was make her go "FUCK IT, NOBODY WINS" and try to take everybody down with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 03:13:10 2018 No.18149681 >>18144821 Close the box.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 03:21:46 2018 No.18149716 >>18144858 And then just about you two are going to part your ways she asks you who the hell are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 04:24:46 2018 No.18149901 >>18144827 First reply best reply

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 04:52:19 2018 No.18149980 File: 78 KB, 1024x583, 1514951369320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 05:38:02 2018 No.18150070 you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to suck my p0n0s unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 08:14:47 2018 No.18150395 Bully the Poorhu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 10:34:10 2018 No.18150899 >>18149980 Seriously. Already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 11:01:13 2018 No.18151006 >>18150899 Fun(?) fact, that image was posted on the first of January. Quite a way to start the new year, I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 11:33:04 2018 No.18151141 >>18150899 What do you mean already? They took their sweet-ass time with it. And where's the Joon porn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 11:46:02 2018 No.18151195 >>18151141 No one likes Joon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 11:55:20 2018 No.18151241 File: 424 KB, 883x902, 1514677805283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18151195 Fuck you, you poorfag animal.

>>	ANON X Wed Jan 3 12:03:10 2018 No.18151279 >>18149323 I wouldn't as she's probably got a few STDs your Great-Great-Grandfather knew about and was too afraid to utter their names in 'polite company'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 12:14:50 2018 No.18151338 >>18144821 Ask for consent to engage in sexual intercourse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 12:37:39 2018 No.18151453 File: 300 KB, 520x520, 1514907766909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144821

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 12:38:51 2018 No.18151455 >>18151195 Fuck off, poorfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 07:49:09 2018 No.18156239 File: 333 KB, 600x800, shionrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 10:29:06 2018 No.18156903 File: 516 KB, 221x231, 1498427086648.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144821 Sell her organs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 11:39:49 2018 No.18157130 File: 177 KB, 600x800, 66643126_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18156239 I want to protect that smi- ...oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:57:23 2018 No.18158070 >>18156903 Why sell her organs when you can sell her whole? or rent her out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:05:04 2018 No.18160245 Lick her cute sweaty feet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:44:27 2018 No.18164441 kill it eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 18:00:12 2018 No.18164539 What happens if I surround myself with Hina and Shion

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:35:54 2018 No.18176553 >>18148451 http://blog.alientimes.org/2014/01/why-are-coins-rudely-dropped-tossed-or-thrown-into-offerings-boxes-at-japanese-shrines-and-temples/ >>18144821 she is full of impurities, so you have to wash her first

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:53:54 2018 No.18178474 >>18144858 More like >h-hi.. you a-wake? >wh-why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs >pl-please don't go >door slams >I love you too

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