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This year the plot thickens.

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>> No.18144850
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>>18144846
Maids are olev.
Olev!

>> No.18144856

>>18144846
You've been married to a Lady of Change since forever Anon. It's all been part of her plan.

>> No.18144872

>>18144850
I just want a monster girl maid with clean, non-freaky appendages.
Why do I have to choose between an abomination and a wolf-girl with creepy bird feet?

>> No.18144887

>>18144872
>creepy bird feet
You mean sexy bird feet, right? Those things are one of the best parts about Kikis

>> No.18144888

>>18144872
There's also Automatons and Wifeslimes.

>> No.18144896

>>18144872
Any girl can be a maid anon, you just have to believe!

>> No.18144900
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Doge-chan wishes you a happy new year

>> No.18144903

>>18144846
Why does that sound like a P’Orc horror movie tagline?

>> No.18144915

>>18144900
The Doge of Venice? Well alright then.

>> No.18144917

>>18144872
How are kiki feet creepy?
Their shoe shaped, its more an odd mutation than creepy

>> No.18144931
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>> No.18144933

>>18144900
>agawa

that doge likely has a penis

>> No.18144936 [DELETED] 

>>18144931
Raiju-chan, that's mean!

>> No.18144938

>>18144931
Fuck off already you autistic faggot.

>> No.18144946

>>18144888
It's in dark times that the best reveals themselves.
This is why you only meet wife slimes in stormy rainy nights.

>>18144896
Even a Night Gaunt?

>> No.18144952
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Adventure awaits!
With his trust dragon at his side, the night shall purge the land of fiendish villains!

>> No.18144970

>>18144887
Natural
High
Heels

>> No.18144977

>>18144938
Why so hostile? Its not like that comic leads to TG like that other artist

>> No.18144986

>>18144946
>Even a Night Gaunt?
She'd do her best!

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>>18143981
>some nip is making a Kuroinu fan game where you can save the girls from their fate and romance them.
Can't wait for the C&D from Liquid.

>> No.18144994

>>18144986
How can they be a maid when they’re getting mucus all over?

>> No.18144997
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>>18144872
Elf meido

>> No.18144999
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>>18144952
>knight anon and dragon knight become legends
>everyone's rooting for the day their relationship gets intimate

>> No.18145018

>>18144970
High heels greatly improve sex from behind where you bend her over a table and pound away.
Did their feet evolve into that shape because of how frequently their master did that to them?

>>18144997
Can't go wrong with an elf.

>> No.18145020
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Every year is The Year Of The Fox.

>> No.18145022
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>>18144999
Osu!

>> No.18145034

Weird story plots you've thought up?

>> No.18145041

>>18145034
Not exactly MG related but I have this idea about a guy who decides to shape up in Hell and starts making soap. Hell has lots of molten fat and ash and what else do you need?
No clue how it'd work as a story though.

>> No.18145051

>>18144994
That's speciesist!
Slimes and other monster girls who produce goo/mucus have great control over where their fluids go.
A Night Gaunt would not drop a single ounce of her goo on an unwanted place.

>> No.18145055

>>18145034
Woman disguises her self as a monster

Pretty much turn into the alucard vs luke fight in hellsing, only she gets Tentacled with dark matter instead of eaten

>> No.18145062

>>18144977
What happens in the comic?

>> No.18145065

>>18145018
>Did their feet evolve into that shape because of how frequently their master did that to them?
Doubtless. Almost every Kiki gets her master to break and fuck her by bending over a table she’s working on.
Most of the remainder is due to Naked Apron.

>> No.18145075

>>18145034
>Faefy Tilevan and her sisters of the local fashionist dwarven clan at odds with the neighboring nudist elves for going out of their way attempting to hog up all the boys
>Starts off as insults and small fights before escalating further

>> No.18145105

>>18145075
>Magna? Pull The Lever.

>> No.18145131

>>18145034
A tourist goes to the Sand Kingdom, accidentally sleeps through the first prayer of the day, and for religious crimes is tossed down a hole filled with spider girls who are nicer then their use an an execution tool suggests.
I've got two versions of that partly written, but I can't follow up the premise so they're just kind of there in the "no dice" file.

>> No.18145141

>>18145062
the lighting burns of the couple's clothes and the girl jumps the guy, turning into a pikachu raiju as they fuck

>> No.18145147

>>18145034
Most of these never got written because they'd be too offensive for here.
>Loli manticore deep tailpussy massage fisting deep
>Apophis+Shirohebi light yuri couple seduce a man but fail and just continue having sex together instead
>High school anon bullies a nerdy Jabberwock so she alps him into an Alice and keeps him/her as a sex slave

>> No.18145148

>>18145105
I want to see the queen of a Demon Realm forced to sign a Manga Carta by the unionized midwives of the human villages, upon threat of improperly delivering every male child until their rights are secured.

>> No.18145161

>>18145147
That last one activates my whyboner.

>> No.18145162

>>18145147
I'd read that manticore one.

>> No.18145173

>>18145147
I can tell you're a giant flaming faggot that would feel more at home at TFT or /d/ just from you making that post.

>> No.18145182

>>18145173
I'm only half gay anon, and this is the only place that's comfy.

>> No.18145205

>>18145065
A Kikimora could tell exactly what you wanted her to wear for the day be it her regular uniform, a naked apron or even one of those indecent outfits you're too ashamed of admitting you enjoy.

>> No.18145211
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If one of these was delivered to your house by accident would you sign for it?

>> No.18145216

>>18145147
Yes you're a fucking faggot

>> No.18145222

>>18145211
That depends, why is the deliveryman wearing a science gimp suit?

>> No.18145231

>>18145222
Plant pheromones, duh.

>> No.18145243

>>18145231
I mean, as long as she's not dangerous at all, and as long as he just doesn't have the wrong house and she's got nowhere else to go, I guess I'd be a monster if I didn't right? My daughteru would have to adjust to having an imoutou, but I think it'd be fine.

>> No.18145271

>>18145211
Is that the kind that rapes you in your sleep? No thanks!

>> No.18145276

>>18145271
No that's the kind that does photosynthesis and listens to classical music.

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Pictured, alping in progress.

>> No.18145300

>>18145231
What happens if you inhales her pheromones?
Do you fall in love? Do you get an uncontrollable urge to pollinate her?

>> No.18145312

>>18145300
>Do you fall in love? Do you get an uncontrollable urge to pollinate her?
Is there a difference between the two?

>> No.18145319
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>Heavily scarred, battle-worn Oni waifu
>Is incredibly slow, loving, and gentle in bed because 'the rough stuff is for people I don't like'

>> No.18145326

>>18145289
It's a bishie getting husbando'd, don't lie

>> No.18145327

>>18145276
>listens to classical music.
Not him, but if she does then she and my biological daughteru would at least have something in common!

>> No.18145333

>>18145034
Nothing in particular but I always want more consensual corruption stories.

>> No.18145341

>>18145319
>cheesy line
>smug look
I like this one.

>> No.18145345

>>18145327
I don't think plants can wear latex, KDF.

>> No.18145352

>>18145345
You underestimate my creativity, anon!

>> No.18145354

>>18145345
What about a rubber tree girl?
She IS latex.

>> No.18145366

>>18145354
You win this round.

>> No.18145386

>>18145034
I had this mad idea of a Kikimora that lewds up human women and turns them into kiki's themselves, all to give her master even more pleasure.

>> No.18145401

>>18145354
See, that doesn't quite line up with my fetishes anon. I like latex because it's restrictive and overstimulating for the wearer, not just because it looks nice and shiny and sexy. Being made of latex just takes away all the fun.

>> No.18145415

>>18145034
https://pastebin.com/u/DDD-CEO
Maybe I can be a writer some day too!

>> No.18145429
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>>18145415
You can do it.

>> No.18145435

>>18145401
>KDF adopting another daughteru
someone stop him! think of the children!

>> No.18145439

>>18145415
As one writer to another, make sure you work your self into a routine, its easier to maintain motivation that way.

>> No.18145447
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Would you save your mother earth from this alien's attack?

>> No.18145452

Slime girls in latex!

>> No.18145457

>>18145205
>A Kikimora could tell exactly what you wanted her to wear for the day be it her regular uniform, a naked apron or even one of those indecent outfits you're too ashamed of admitting you enjoy.
>loli maid greets you at breakfast wearing a frilly micro bikini

>> No.18145463

>>18145319

>DEATH METAL ON THE STREETS
>R&B in the sheets

>> No.18145468

>>18145452
>Plastic bag filled with Jello

>> No.18145469

>>18145435
This is just a fun hypothetical anon, nothing more. I'm in way too deep now, adding another daughteru would be like when Hanna-Barbera made Scrappy Doo.

>>18145452
Those are pretty neat anon, I like those.

>> No.18145477

>>18145457
Would pull that maid into my lap and molest her until she is a panting unintelligible mess.

>> No.18145479

>>18145457
She’s adorable!
I’d probably ask if she’s been eating more sweets or meats to figure out which ways she’s going

>> No.18145507

>>18145457
>It's 30 degrees out Kiki-chan, you'll freeze!

>> No.18145520

>>18145415
What >>18145439 said, there's nothing worse than updating sporadically, leaving your readers to wonder if you fucked off.
I still feel bad about it, but life takes up so much time.

>> No.18145521

How do loli Kikis run errands like doing the grocery shopping as a proper maid should? They're so small and probably can't carry all that much!

>> No.18145523

>>18145507
Just pull her into bed, she’d love it there

>> No.18145527

>>18145469
>adding another daughteru would be like when Hanna-Barbera made Scrappy Doo.
kek

>> No.18145530

>>18145523
She's got maid-ing duties to do though anon, she can't just snuggle in bed all day long!

>> No.18145542

>>18145520
Makes me wonder just how many writers are dead due to time constraints but alive enough to post in the thread.
I know losenis sad he had shit to do, same with thunderbrother.

>> No.18145547

>>18145542
Theres KDF/Quicksilver of course.

>> No.18145553
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>>18144846
remove chaos

>> No.18145565

>>18145530
She can snuggle long enough to warm up and put on proper clothes

>> No.18145571

>>18145542
I have no clue.
What I do know is that KDF posts on a regular.
The only other writer I'm convinced you can summon at any time of the day is Beast.

>> No.18145577

>>18145542
I'm working on an updoot right now, but I need to go to work in like an hour.

>> No.18145588

>>18145386
I'm reminded of UFO Ultramaiden. Giggling kiki with a birddoggirl gun when?

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>>18145326
>looks like a straight-up girl
>has a girl's name
He really should've alped.

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>>18145542
>I know losenis sad he had shit to do
Mostly learning to draw. I'm already making the draft for that last chapter I didn't write in the All's Fair etc story. Once that's done, we'll see what I write.

>> No.18145615

>>18145600
I read that as "terrifying breasts lurk"

>> No.18145627

>>18145600
It's also a kid, you're trying too hard

>> No.18145630

>>18145571
You'd think it would be easier to spot the one self-confessed dyspraxic guy around.
But he keeps his fetishes to himself and doesn't post anything that stands out.

>> No.18145637

>>18145034
>war weary, somewhat edgy Paladin is caught by the DL to be executed for his crimes, is broken out of prison by a Succuknight that fell in love with him and the whole story is them trying to reach the next kingdom over so they can have a life together free of fighting and war
>a futuristic setting where a night security guard Anon is in an Automaton museum and all the Automatons come alive at night (think night at the museum)
>someone makes a golem for war but all she wants to do is make tiny wooden reindeer carvings

>> No.18145644

>>18145452
So long as the latex is another slime girl

>> No.18145653

>>18145034
I had one about a jabberwock and a bunch of Wonderland girls running a sex-themed amusement park. They don't understand why this is inappropriate for children. They also get hassled by the local mob but have to behave themselves anyway or they get deported.

>> No.18145654

>>18145644
>yuri

>> No.18145670
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Little sketch of my waifu waking up in the morning! Please note the fact that the snek on her head is also yawning.

>> No.18145672

>>18145565
If I want sub par cleaning and to sleep with my maid on a cold day, I'll call the Yeti maid service

>> No.18145681

>>18145670
>spoiler
That is adorable! Also, does your waifu always wear nipple pasties to bed?

>> No.18145694
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FRONT.PUSSY.

>> No.18145699

>>18145521
They make up for it with determination and skill, handy for loli/oppai loli loving masters

>> No.18145706

>>18145681
>Nipple pasties
I think those are just part of the bra's design.

>> No.18145725
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http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=love-as-pure-as-water

>> No.18145726

>>18145670
Plasmid does commissions? Cute Anubis, totally captures that morning feeling.

>> No.18145728

>>18145670
LOOK at those PAWS

>> No.18145729
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https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
Line 698, I'll keep working on more tonight and tomorrow. I want to do more with missionary Sea Bishops, could get spicy.

>> No.18145733

>>18145521
They just have to go shopping twice as often, but buying less.

>> No.18145741

Are baby Kikis born with those high-heeled bird feet?

>> No.18145745

>>18145726
Occasionally yeah, they opened up over Christmas time but they're closed now.

>> No.18145746
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>>18145741
Yep. They just start out smaller.

>> No.18145749

>>18145728
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>> No.18145762

>>18145741
They don't look that high to me.

>> No.18145765

>>18145746
Do the heels get higher the older a Kikimora is?
Is a Kikimora walking around on 8 inch heels after 100 years?

>> No.18145770

>>18145654
That's called slime blending, anon. Basically chemistry. Pure science.

>> No.18145773

>>18145319
>caressing you afterwards, softly saying how much she loves you and wants to protect you

>> No.18145791

>>18145729
Nice start to the new year.

>> No.18145792

>>18145729
Good stuff as always. Sea Bishops are cute.

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Please answer the following questions.
Who is your monstergirl waifu?
Do you imagine she lives in KCs setting or your own setting?
What is her life like in that setting?

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>>18145765
I imagine it stops at adulthood. That said, not every Kikimora will end up having them be the same length.
Some will end up with a relatively shallow heel, others might end up with 6+ inch ones. May depend on master's tastes.

Can't find my business Kiki picture, so have a Barb Kiki.

>> No.18145813

>>18145791
>>18145792
Thanks senpaitachi

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>>18145447
You must love the earth like you loved your mother
Kiss your mother, youngling
Go on
Harder
She wants it harder.

>> No.18145859

>>18145741
Possibly not anon, I'd think they'd grow in as the Kiki enters puberty.

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>> No.18145862

>>18145447
Ah Psyme, I remember finding her incredibly alluring in that game.

>> No.18145864

>>18145860
>quicksilver's_dream.png

>> No.18145873

>>18144707
Now see that jinko is a perfect mix of softness and strength. She has defined abs but they aren't ridiculous looking.

>> No.18145878

>>18145864
I don't know anon, she looks pretty unhappy to me. That's a pretty heavy duty chastity belt too.

>> No.18145879

>>18145725

>tfw no yandere sea bishop to hold me, stroke me, and never let me go.

>> No.18145882

>>18145860
>Chastity Belt
>Looks drugged on aphrodesiacs
The new Shog maid is behind this, I just know it.

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>>18144872
>monster girl
>clean, non-freaky appendages

>> No.18145902

Pudgy dragons need love too

>> No.18145908

>>18145860
Imagine what would happen if you just pat her on the back or kissed her neck. Poor thing.

>> No.18145909

>>18145034
Mindflayer waifu captures a busty nun and forces her to birth her husband a son since he is the last of his bloodline.
All the while husband and waifu corrupt her mind.
Nun doesn't break and become a mindflayer/shoggoth until the baby is born though.

>> No.18145912

Baronessfag’s waifu is a despot! Down with the tyranny of tallness! Short girls rise up against the oppression of the lanklets! Short and small, not big and tall!

>> No.18145922

>>18145902
Pudgy dragons need cake


>>18145912
Why not both?

>> No.18145925

>>18145912
Womenlets, when will they learn?

>> No.18145927

>>18145912
Guards, this manlet seems to have lost his composure.

Nah mang, that’s the irony though. She’s so tall because I LIKE short and small- only not for her, but for me. That’s what you’ll never learn- the pain of wishing you were the short one in a relationship.

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>>18145925
Given the shortstack love around here, I don't think they need to.

>> No.18145933

>>18145565
More like she can please master long enough to warm up and put on proper clothes since the sexy ones aren't necessary for the moment.

And "loli maid wakes you up in the morning and is pulled into bed for sleepy lewding" is a fun thought, imagine that with an anubis in some tiny white panties that contrast with her brown skin and show off her body. She'd protest that she has duties to do and other such things, but her tail would be wagging when you pulled her under the covers and started playing with her body.

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>>18145912
You have a organization led by the most powerful baphomet in the world that is dedicated to spreading love for short girls. Why can't you be satisfied with that?

Pictured is another baphomet dealing with a stubborn big brother.

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>>18145922
>>18145902
Don’t bully the dragon’s true form! Dont make her crush you.

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>>18145934
I want to mating press this goat.

>> No.18145956

>>18145944
Ha, that was my plan all along!

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>>18145950
I'd rather have this goat.

>> No.18145977

>>18145860
Hot, best way to punish a maid.

>> No.18145978

>>18145909
Her paladin(fem) friend would come to save her and the nun now mindflayer would catch her and bring her to hubby to make another son at the very end.

>> No.18145984

>>18145934
Calling them the Sabbath was a mistake, they should be called the Itty BItty Titty Committee.

>> No.18146001

>>18145968
Fine by me.
You can have the onee and I'll take the imouto.

>> No.18146007

Realistically, what changes would a flayer to their husbands mind? All monster girls make their husbands find them as the most attractive girl in the world thanks to mamanomana, what does a flayer really change? Add a willingness to change into a squid?

>> No.18146014
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So you spent the most important monoeye day of the year in bed with a hangover. How are you going to make it up to the monoeyes for the rest of monoeye month?

>> No.18146019

>>18146007
I would ask her to remove a few annoying insecurities. I'd also like to be a morning person.

>> No.18146021

>>18146007
Most of what Sanity Loss involves in Call of Cthulhu, but with a lewd twist.

>> No.18146038

>>18145956
What should she crush you with? Her claw? Her belly? Her bottom? Her muzzle? Her tongue?

>> No.18146039
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>> No.18146040

>>18146014
Do I still have to make it up to her if we spent the most important monoeye day of the year in bed together? She's still trying to get her eye back to normal due to coital-related eye rolling.

>> No.18146043

>>18146039
She’s cute in both.

>> No.18146044

>>18146039
I prefer the one on the left.

>> No.18146046

>>18146039
Remove Saber

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>>18146043
Scan when?

>> No.18146058

>>18146040
I guess that counts. My girl is weak against alcohol so she was right next to me with a day-long spiral pupil.

>> No.18146063

>>18146021
Such as?

>> No.18146072

>>18146038
>muzzle
Shit, we talking proper dragon here? I'd rather make out with her belly in human form desu

>> No.18146084

>>18146072
Did you read what you replied to?

>> No.18146090

>>18146084
>>18146072
>>18146038
>>18145956
But would you lewd the dragon form?

>> No.18146100

>>18146090
No.

>> No.18146101
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PUSSY BEAM FIRE!

>> No.18146102

>>18146090
>>>/trash/

>> No.18146104

>>18146101
Kyaaame kyaaaaame KYAAAAAAAAAA~!

>> No.18146113

>>18146007
I headcannon it as curing of mental illness/subconscious softening of characterflaws and insecurities.
And a protective amount of rewriting to deal with the whole squid transformation.
Mindflayer would adore perverted men like you're average anon and engage in all kinds of role play via rewriting.
Also the squid transformation would eventually lead to full illitid transformation.
Still reversible though.

>> No.18146127

>>18146063
>>18146063
>The threat of insanity in the CALL OF DEMONS OF CHAOS rules characterizes the Mythos in a way which allows no compromise. Exposed to it, few sane humans freely choose the Mythos, for the Mythos is intrinsically PERVERTED and LEWD. The connection of Sanity points and CHAOS DEMONS Mythos points emphasized the power of the Mythos, which corrupts and ruins by proximity and association. The sanity rules prove to use our own fragility, All that which we thought SAINTLY becomes PRUDISH and SNOBBY, while SEX madness sometimes becomes a necessary condition for truth. Humor and laughter AND SEX around the game table become vital counterbalances. Good feelings promote harmony and cohesion during the darkest moments in the game.

>> No.18146131

>>18146090
>how can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop
Negative ghost-rider.

>> No.18146141

>>18146090
>>18145944
>"Honey... does my True Doragon Formu make me look fat?"

What do?

>> No.18146146

>>18146090
Why wouldn’t you?

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>>18146127

>> No.18146181

>>18146141
Tell the truth.
Her human form does it on its own quite well

>> No.18146186

>>18146113
>monsterboy
OUT

>> No.18146195

>>18146090
Probably

>> No.18146204

>>18145893
Selkie an kejourou say hi. It's certainly possible to do, it's just kind of... Why?

>> No.18146210

>>18146204
Dude. DARK MAGES.

>> No.18146214

>>18146181
But at least she's great for cuddling

>> No.18146219

>>18146210
Why would I want a girl with big tits when I could have a girl with big tits AND fluffy tail?

>> No.18146234
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>Let me play you the song of my people

>> No.18146242

>>18146214
She is but she gets mad whenever I answer that question, be it a lie or the truth, and then proceeds to sit on my face.
I think it’s her fetish

>> No.18146247

>>18146210
LMAO.

>>18146219
Well, you could be a homo in a monstergirl thread that doesn't actually like monster bits. That said, most of my favorites seem to be almost entirely human from the waist up, but I won't turn my nose up at a pair of MEATY PAWS AND/OR CLAWS.

>> No.18146252

>>18146234
>Henlo birb
>smelly birb
>go play a song ugly

>> No.18146257

>>18146252
Don’t you have a lizard to be fucking?

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>>18146210

>> No.18146277

>>18146247
My number one is easy, but I will never find out what my top 10 are.
>MG sorter gets to Ryu vs Yeti
>just close the window

>> No.18146285

>>18146269
>But I'm in my twenties!

>> No.18146288

I want to steal all my Wendigo daughteru's panties so she has to go around bare down there!

>> No.18146296

>>18146288
How did she have panties to begin with?

>> No.18146303

>>18146285
>Tags: male-age regression, rape, shotacon,

>> No.18146305

>>18146288
Disgusting.

>> No.18146309

>>18146277
>Such a slut he can't even pick out a (fairly) stable top ten
I hope you like nurarihon or bicorns.

>> No.18146311

>>18146242
She'd probably say it's mere punishment. Dangerous yet fulfilling, you may be happy to recieve a big dragon tush to the face but it's connected to a very big girl so be careful

>> No.18146314

>>18146234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY

>> No.18146312

>>18146296
They may not wear anything else except their coats, but all Wendigos need their comfy fur panties anon, otherwise their bits would get cold!

>> No.18146315

>>18146303
Dark Mages wouldn't just run up to single men on the street, turn them young and then kidnap them.

Would they?

>> No.18146323

>>18146309
What?
Like I said, #1 is easy. Given the choice, I’d go with that one.
But there’s a whole lot of species I’d be happy with.

>> No.18146326

>>18146315
Relax, It's only threadcanon.

>> No.18146331

>>18146247
It is a pity to think that we’ll never get to experience the joy of massaging a wolfu’s paws and feeling their pads.

>> No.18146335

>>18146269
>mommy
Don't you mean grandma old hag

>> No.18146336

>>18146312
I bet sticking your dick in a Wendigo is akin to getting into a hot tub from below zero weather.

>> No.18146346

I've been thinking, what's the point of even taming a hellhound? They're the perfect being of hellfire and love, there's really no point in trying to suppress it.

>> No.18146354

>>18146346
Mostly to shitpost.

>> No.18146363

>>18146323
Still a slut.

>>18146331
I remember watching the shota from Kaibutsu Oujo rubbing his face into Riza's fuckhuge paws. Monstergirls weren't even an organized thing yet but I remember being so incredibly jealous. This life is suffering.

>> No.18146372

>>18146363
Whatever you say.

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>be a citizen of Lescatie
>go to your Grandma's house
>the country gets Druella'd while you're on the way
>arrive at Grandma's to find that she's turned into [pic related] and is eyeing you in a...suggestive manner

>> No.18146386

I want to moon Lich-chan while she's trying to work!

>> No.18146393

>>18146385
>Oh granny, what big tits you have!

>> No.18146395

>>18146385
No thanks.

>> No.18146403

>>18146385
>Grandma
I am not going to cuck my grandfather.

>> No.18146409

>>18146311
I’m indifferent but she keeps getting ‘damp’ when she does it and grinds against my head a bit when doing it.

Moaning is also common, and afterwards she makes me bring her snacks that I need to hand feed her

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>>18146385
No anon, you're going too far with this, the only acceptable grandma fucking is with another persons grandma.

>> No.18146437

>>18146385
Who would've known my granny was a blacksmith.

>> No.18146443

>>18146386
>“oh. If you insist.”
>OW! What was that?
>”I thought you were presenting yourself for injection. My apologies. Please make a mental note of any unusual sensations and alert me of your changes in mindset”

How would you feel if your Lich waifu testing a Kuu potion on you? You become extremely sensitive to every sensation, but you don’t show it very well. Simply hugging her would leave you both with a mildly surprised “oh!” but with nearly orgasmic pleasure. Temporary of course.

>> No.18146470

>>18144872
Kunoichi maid

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>> No.18146484

>>18146346
I just want to mosh with one at a Children of Bodom concert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQVKbQSACPo

>> No.18146520

>>18146430
Where is this from?

>> No.18146537

What kind of human woman would you like to see turn into a monster?

>> No.18146548

>>18146537
All of them.

>> No.18146552

>>18146537
Mommy!

>> No.18146555

>>18146537
Isn't that a little redundant?

>> No.18146561

>>18146537
Any and all who are upset with their lives and want to trade away their life for a new one.

>> No.18146575

>>18146537
A chubby neet

>> No.18146576

>>18146537
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION
mang

>> No.18146581

>>18146575
Into what?

>> No.18146597

>>18146581
A chubby neet rata

>> No.18146617

>>18146537
I want to turn a blonde princess into a salamander.

>> No.18146623

>>18146552
>Anon lives in a broke down house in a bad neighborhood along with his alcoholic single mother
>She often went on long tirades about how all men are trash except her precious son
>She also taught him to not meddle with girls because they only bring trouble
>He saw nothing in her strange behavior but motherly love and worry
>Her becoming a monster and taking his virginity came as a confusing surprise, but not a bad one
>He used to deal with his human mothers tears, anxiety and hangovers
>He now had to deal with his Satyros mother's lust and overly seductive demeanor

>> No.18146627

>>18146623
V THE SONERU

>> No.18146634

>>18146627
V the Sonichu?

>> No.18146639

>>18146471
source on the artist?

>> No.18146649

>>18146623
>broke down house in a bad neighborhood
Gentrification through monsterization!

>> No.18146651

>>18146634
Go sit in a fucking corner and think about what you're doing with your life.

>> No.18146671

>>18146649
A good old mass corruption can turn a shithole into a lewd demon realm

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Owls like to party all night!

>> No.18146679

>>18146671
Reminder that Green > Dark Demon Realm

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>>18146623
I wouldn't mind living in a white trash neighborhood with scummy yet loving monster girls.

>> No.18146688

>>18146537
Hillary clinton

>> No.18146696

>>18146682
>”Hey Anon, wanna head down to the Golden Corral for a post-fuck dinner?”

>> No.18146703

>>18146696
Honestly, just throwing on a pair of clothes while still covered in each other's sweat and other juices to go out and eat sounds kinda hot for some reason. I'd totally say yes.

>> No.18146706

>>18146682
I like my monster girls classy thank you.

>> No.18146708

>>18146696
>"What're yu talkin' 'bout, we ain't fucked y--"

>> No.18146715

>>18146706
Well different strokes for different yokes, I think there's a certain type of charm and appeal only girls with no shame or class can manage. I'm a fucking slut for low class trashy girls, they activate my almonds.

>> No.18146718

>>18146679
Green demon realms seem like a more careful and planned corruption, you can't just let monster girls loose and douse the area in mana to corrupt it like you would if your goal was to make it a dark demon realm.

And besides Chaos demon realm > all

>> No.18146720

>>18146718
>Chaos
Opinion discarded

>> No.18146724

>>18145034
A story where a Knight or Crusader plays Chess and debates politics and love with a Lilim or Succubus. Only to realize that the entire time an even greater game was being played.

>> No.18146725

>>18146715
I think it's my masochistic side acting up. or maybe my Gentle Femdom side. It's like I'm her property but she always treats her property well.

>> No.18146733

>>18146724
Sounds like Only in Death, even the chess part.

>> No.18146745

>>18146733
It was more based on The Seventh Seal. But good to know I should avoid using it in order to not end up knocking off two writers.

>> No.18146750

>>18146471
This art is tumblr-tier garbage.

>> No.18146754

>>18145034
S.T.A.L.K.E.R but in an MGE setting

>> No.18146790

>>18145034
Paranoid Skaven girl who believes that a Barbarian with a red mane of hair and woad paint exists only to torment her only to get sexually bullied into marriage.

We're talking maximum pounding while using her horns as handlebars after a fight where she bit and clawed at him, only to realize the one constant in her life is HIM.

>> No.18146805

>>18146720
Imagine entering a town with a peculiar vibe that both send chills down your spine and arouse a morbid curiosity within you.
Shoggoths would be standing on roofs looking over the streets for their future masters, you would be asked repeatedly if you are in need of a maid.
Mindflayers would slither around proudly displaying their marital status and flaying any human unlucky enough to encounter them.
Night Gaunts would be flying through the sky occasionally swooping down to catch a visitor. Married ones would obediently follow their husband.
Atlach-Nachas would be both thoroughly abusing their husbands or lovingly care for them depending on when they last shared intimate time.
A few lone Wendigos might have moved out of their hidden village in the mountains to enjoy a more vibrant life along their fellow chaos sisters.

Of course everyone would be insane by most standards, but they would be happy and enjoying themselves.
Doesn't that sound heavenly?

>> No.18146819

>>18146805
No, no it does not.

>> No.18146834

>>18146805
>"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy...."

>> No.18146843

I just had a thought - would food taste better to a monster girl if it was made by her husband?

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Why arent you bullying monstergirls, we are at the start of a new year

>> No.18146854

>>18146834
Angelos pls stay

>> No.18146864

>>18146846
>Why arent you bullying monstergirls, we are at the start of a new year
I have been bullying Lilims, just not in the way the comic says you're supposed to.

>> No.18146870

>>18146864
People who bully lilims are worse than matangos.

>> No.18146891

>>18146718
Green is nice because it keeps some assemblance of society. Wintersburg is a good example of a White(Green) Demon Realm.

Would undead kingdoms be considered Dark(Green) Demon Realms, or Dark(Dark) Demon Realms?

Chaos is okay in its own right, but only if the inhabitants are solely chaos species. Other species just don’t fit in well.

>> No.18146904

>>18146870
>A Succubus goes against God and turns a shitty edgy world into a hugbox lewd world
>First thing humans do to repay her is bully her daughters

>> No.18146906

>>18146843
Duh. Something about spirit energy naturally released or something.

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>>18145542
Well, I mean. I can't think of any story premises to follow. So I guess in order to distract from that have some fetish fuel

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>>18144846
Anubis tummy!

>> No.18146926

>>18146904
How would you bully the lilims?

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https://retroink.deviantart.com/art/Wild-Vine-723243153

>> No.18146938

>>18146917
I want to breed that schedule dog.

>> No.18146946

>>18146917
I wish Houtengeki would draw her with a tail at the very least.

>> No.18146949

>>18146520
Artist is Abubu.

Art is LEWD
https://e-hentai.org/g/655848/5d333ff968/

>> No.18146951

Is there anywhere other than the wordpress to get decent stories?

>> No.18146955

>>18146949
>Not sadpanda
For shame anon

>> No.18146957

>>18146926
You don't. They deserve hugs and fugs, not hurts.

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>>18146949
>rewrite

>> No.18146968

>>18146951
Scanning each new paste on Pastebin?

>> No.18146971

>>18146955
Literally just replace the '-' with an 'x'

>>18146960
Both the original and the rewrite are there, and the rewrite is just some small changes.

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>>18144846
To start off the new year I give you: Aboleth Girls.

https://pastebin.com/bUDMEcai

>Aboleth
>Denizens of the Ancient Dark

>In the wake of the Demon Lord's rise, not only normal creatures were affected by the transformation effect that swept across the globe. Creatures far older then the Gods too were caught up in its wake. In the deepest primordial oceans and lost in underground lakes, the Aboleth waited for the day when the Gods would be no more... and their ruler-ship of the world could resume. Creatures both ancient and eternal, their endless memories carried with them times immemorial, yet none of them were prepared for the rise of the Demon Lord.

>Aboleth can be found deep under the earth, dwelling in long forgotten pools and in the deepest part of the ocean. Coming into contact with them is a rare occurrence, or was until the transformation. And now a new compulsion has risen inside them; to find human men to breed with. Having lost the capabilities to self-inseminate and reproduce asexually, they must now seek out proper mates for themselves. Their endless eons in the darkness, plotting dark plans and dreaming unknown dreams.

>Aboleth will rise to the surface, finding more hospitable waterways to carry them to the lands where humans dwell, or use telepathic powers to fool other creatures that there is a dungeon or treasure nearby in hopes to lure in adventurers or soldiers that they might claim as their prize. Encountering one is coming face to face with an epoch in living form, and the telepathic abilities are immense. They use their telepathic abilities to probe the minds of potential mates, learning about them from afar before they decide that they must be theirs. They have several techniques, from simply surfacing and grabbing a man in their long tentacles to using a telepathic siren's call to lure a man down into the dark with them.

>> No.18146979

>>18144846
>>18146972
>Aboleth will use their telepathic abilities to learn exactly what pleases their husband to be, and use that knowledge to inspire desire and control them with their sexual whiles. In truth, what Aboleth's seek most is something they have never felt in all their eons... love. And to receive this love they will go to great lengths to please and cherish a man they have chosen to be their mate. Aboleth are not above using their psionic abilities to force thoughts of love and devotion on their mates if they are reticent, but they savor when the thoughts flow pure and sweet in a song they have not known in all their dreaming.

>The bodies of Aboleth flow with a viscus slime that hangs around them in a cloud in the water. This slime has several properties and many new ones granted by their transformation into female creatures. The Aboleth's slime carries with it a transformative effect that, once inflicted, makes those exposed only able to breath water or water infused with the slime that constantly surrounds them. This slime was used for various means by the Aboleth to keep their slaves captive in the past, and now carries with it an aphrodisiac effect, rendering those effected by it both more readily aroused and more potent in their reproductive capabilities; able to produce larger quantities of semen and more often. This helps ensure their eventual impregnation by their chosen mate, as Aboleth must work very hard for their pregnancies to take in their alien biology. A vast quantity of high quality semen is required for this, and the Aboleth will ensure it gets it.

>> No.18146987

>>18144846
>>18146972
>Their telepathic abilities are so vast that they can use their powers to create a dream-world existing only in the minds and visual perspective of their husbands, a perfect life and world by their desires to be shared by them, even while wrapped up tightly by their lovers all the while deep under the waters of the world.

>Aboleth memories are eternal, and while it has been a multitude of generations since the fall of their race at the hands of the Gods, each of them carries within them the complete memory of their race dating back to the darkness beyond time. Passed down telepathically from parent to child, these memories will be spread to their offspring, and their daughters will carry it with them as they swim off to seek their own mates. Their husbands are preserved forever in this memory, to be carried with them to the ends of time, forever a part of their beloved until the stars go out...

>> No.18147046

>>18146951
The wiki has a archive that's like a combination of the wordpress content and its own.
TFT has some decent shit, but for the love of fuck pay attention to the tags
Other then that
>TMM, MGU and MGR all have diamonds in the rough but the bad greatly outweighs the good and all 3 require login, MGU also is bitchy about MGE stuff for well known reasons

>AO3 has mostly monsterboys and a crossover with undertale, the one guy I consider readable also posts all his stuff on TFT, don't bother.

>FF.net is pretty much a shitnado, A decent chunk of the stories are okay, but quite a few feel like they take pointers from grigori with all the violence murder of monsters girls (that island story was 100% fucked). and most of the stories that show the monsters in a positive light are seen as a cancerous "cliche shitters" while calling out for a HFY story.

>> No.18147050

>>18146891
>Green is nice because it keeps some assemblance of society. Wintersburg is a good example of a White(Green) Demon Realm.
>Would undead kingdoms be considered Dark(Green) Demon Realms, or Dark(Dark) Demon Realms?

They're classed as a type of dark realm. Recall that the realm types are distinguished less on the level of society and more on how different the environment/sky is from a normal human realm.

Emerald/bright green realms simply look much the same as human realms, and while mamono realm produce can grow in their soil, mamono realm beasts rarely appear in such places. Day and night are normal, aside from the firefly-like sparkle of monster mana in the sky at night.

In contrast a dark realm is always dark to a certain degree, and night is brighter than day thanks to the illumination of mana and the red moonlight. The soil is black, the plants blue and purple, etc.

>> No.18147064

>>18146951
>>18147046
>The wiki has a archive that's like a combination of the wordpress content and its own.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive#By%20monster%20girl

>> No.18147085

>>18146957
Simple. You become the Dragon Quest III Hero and faceroll their tits

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>>18147046

>> No.18147104

What are some cute noises your waifu makes anon?

>> No.18147105

>>18147050
>firefly-like sparkle of monster mana in the sky at night.
Would go on a date with my waifu in the park during such time to enjoy a comfy evening with her before heading home and lewding up. Green demon realms are the best.

>> No.18147108

>>18146315
They look for shounen boyas that are already young at heart but in need of some tender healing because the world has made them bitter.
As long as you don't fit such a description I'm sure you have nothing to worry.

>> No.18147132

>>18147104
Fire sneezes and cute moans during massages.

>> No.18147156

>>18147100
Why do you spam these every single thread?

>> No.18147159

>>18147104
Yips, wans, and 'Kyaaa!'s when I startle her.

>> No.18147160

>>18147100
1.Oh dear god its gotten worse
2.some of the MGE stuff is stull under the EMG or misc.books/manga tags, so that;s not the whole lot
3. I read "white flag" that fic turned ugly, REAL ugly

>> No.18147170

>>18147156
this is the first i've seen that

>> No.18147171

>>18147104
A deep, throaty mutli-headed yip

>> No.18147186

>>18147160
Spoilers? like hell am I reading crap from that site

>> No.18147218

>>18146972
>>18146979
>>18146987
Pretty interesting, they'd fit right in with chaos species. Though I'd say you failed to give an appealing image of life with an Aboleth, you just listed what they can do rather than what they will do.
I can't tell what their personality is like either so that makes it hard to like them.

>> No.18147224

>>18147104
Sleepy nyas and happy purrs
The jinko chuffs on occasion

>> No.18147253

>>18147104
My waifu makes plenty of cute sounds anon!
>the little squeak or occasional 'wan' of surprise when I sneak up behind her and gently poke her sides
>the suppressed, happy yipping noise she makes when she's really excited about something but she doesn't want to seem too much like a puppy
>that desperate little whine that happens when she's really turned on
>when she sings her heart out in the shower when she thinks there's nobody listening

As for my daughteru,
>the quick, happy barks when she sees me after coming home from school and then again when her mother comes home from work
>the same sort of aroused whine that her mother makes, albeit a little higher pitched
>the little taps her stubby foot claws make on the floor as she runs around the house
>her humming along to her favorite classical music as she listens to it

>the happy, contented sighs they'd both make when we'd all cuddle up in bed together for going to sleep
I just want them to be real.

>> No.18147261

Is a NEET Pharaoh possible?

>> No.18147266

>>18147261
Yep.
She can rule through underlings.

>> No.18147276
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>>18147186
In a nut shell
>Monsters siege island city
>Humans starved to the point that the eat the parts of any sea monster that makes it in
>Traitors let help the monsters into the city in exchange for unraped freedom, the monster leader not only doesn't care about her underlings being eaten but also backstabs them by sinking their ship and drowning them all for betraying humanity (more on that later)
>The monster leader unleashes a virus that kills both man and monster alike. while she heads for the city mayor
>Turns out the monster leader was a adventuring buddy of the mayors thought to be lost at see near zipangu, a lilim turned her into an otohime
>She had long since killed the lilim with poison, and hates monster kind despite now being one herself. saying that they don't understand love
>she also has a tragedy boner so she gets both her self and the mayor (who she loves) to drink poison so he can die on his own terms as opposed to the virus.
>she gets her tragedy as he declares his hate for her as he dies

There, I saved everyone about 100K worth of reading.

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>>18145672
She's not the top of her class at maid school but she tries her best!

>> No.18147316

>>18146972
>>18146979
>>18146987
Chaos faction really needs to fuck off.
probably the only chaos mg i like and its not kc. Kek.

>> No.18147318

>>18147276
>killed the lilim
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18147321

>>18147276
I really hate edgemaster faggots.

>> No.18147331

>>18147276
>lillim dies
Nothing of value was lost
>Mgs being eaten
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck this edgelord he ruined the first day of 2018.

>> No.18147333

>>18147316
Hey!
Chaos is fun!

Plaguebearer oneesan has this new disease she wants to show you that's caused her breasts to triple in size

>> No.18147334

>>18147331
>Nothing of value was lost
I'll fucking fight you faggot

>> No.18147337

>>18147331
This story has been a thing for months though

>> No.18147354

>>18147331
And the fact that a monster freely hates over monsters and kills them with a virus doesnt bother you?

>> No.18147357

>>18146537
Plenty of them.
An older woman who's aware she's aging and wants to halt it and regain her luster.
A perverted nerd that wants to monsterize to live out her fantasies.
An occultist looking to turn into one of the more magical species for the power and knowledge.
A girl with a fatal disease or disability who wants to cure it by turning.
Then some girl that read about succubi online and thought it would be something nice to be.

>> No.18147369
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>>18147266
>She has clan of Anubi that enact her policy and end up running the day to day operations
Now I want a Anubis secretary with cute nasally New Yorker accent.

>> No.18147380

>>18147354
I guess it's the taboo of people eating other people that gets to me. Or at least people eating human like monsters

>> No.18147399

>>18147369
Yep, they'd all run things but for making the very important decisions, upon which they'd go to her for a signature

>> No.18147402

>>18147380
I should mention that only the higher ups know that it was monsters they were eating, and they didnt eat the human parts

The monster had isolated the island and started smashing fishing boats, they had run out of options other than moss/alge to eat

>> No.18147406

What word would you use to describe a slut(loyal)? Someone very promiscuous and lewd and perverse, but devoted to one person alone and they couldn’t imagine being with anyone else.

>> No.18147409

>>18147218
Good point. I'll work on that

>> No.18147420

>>18147406
Personal whores

>> No.18147440

>>18147276
That's almost as bad as "The Mob Goes Wild"...almost.

>> No.18147441

>>18147333
What the hell is a plaguebearer?

>> No.18147447

>>18147402
Great, you made me glad I didnt read that piece of shit story.

>> No.18147455
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>>18147406
Girls that want to fuck their husband a lot.

>> No.18147462

>>18147455
I would have a chubchub jubjub with some super heavy oppai.

I'd love her so much

>> No.18147464

>>18147440
>The Mob Goes Wild
Fuck you Clutch is an awesome band.

>> No.18147467

>>18147333
>nurgle daemons
please no please no please no
>>18147441
thing from 40k

>> No.18147485

>>18147467
Come on, she's got one that gives you a boner for days, that that makes you cum buckets, one that increases her sensitivity, one that weakens you so that she can care for her poor little otouto like she always wanted, , and the aforementioned one that swells her breasts.

Give them a try, anon, you gotta spread the love

>> No.18147497

>>18147485
This is hot, but will probably have some long standing ramifications.

>> No.18147504
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18147504

Would you sign her contract?

>> No.18147507

>>18147485
Sorry, but I like my daemons with all of their flesh intact

>> No.18147508

>>18147504
What do I get

>> No.18147513

>>18147497
Oh come on, what could go wrong?
She just wants to get more until she's swollen with such corrupting diseases and all your cute, disease free daughterus who will grow up to find their own boys and their own diseases to spread to them.

>>18147507
It's intact, it just has some fun surprises.

>>18147504
What's it say/

>> No.18147521
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18147521

Are Magical Girls/Mahou Shoujo Monster Girls? or are they just regular Witches?

>> No.18147529

>>18147455
I can’t decide which body style of Jub I prefer. Short stack is good because it makes better sense for her to perch on your massive erection and mindlessly bob on it you while you go about your day. On the other hand, a big onee-san is great because she could envelope you in her pillowy wings and you could drink from her and spend the day together.

>> No.18147538

>>18147521
What happened in the bottom right?

>> No.18147542

>be burger
>check weather report
FUCK
YOU
ICE
QUEEN

>> No.18147544

>>18147529
>On the other hand, a big onee-san is great because she could envelope you in her pillowy wings and you could drink from her and spend the day together.
Oh heavens do I wish for this.

>> No.18147545

>>18147538
Magic

>> No.18147551

>>18147542
You mean fuck off canada

>> No.18147552
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>>18147542
If I could withstand a 30 minute walk to work while wearing proper layers, you can withstand the arctic temperatures too!

>> No.18147555

>>18147542
Midwest?
Because if so I love the cold so please go

>> No.18147566

>>18147542
>be cowboy
>go outside
>is below freezing with clouds everywhere
>0% chance of rain
God has abandoned us.

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>>18147542
The solution to global warming!

>> No.18147575

>>18147552
I want my Yuki big and meaty.
If she didn't start there, she'd end there.
I'm a shameless pervert but I accept that

>> No.18147578

>>18147542
I'm dying with the heat and wish an Ice Queen was fucking with me.

>> No.18147580

>>18147545
Listen here you little shit.

>> No.18147587
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>>18147331
There is literally nothing right with bullying lilims.

>> No.18147593
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>>18147542
The cold brings people together to hug and shiver, the Ice Queen is a forceful matchmaker

>> No.18147600

>>18147464
I meant the edgelord story that rather unfortunately shares the same name as that song, and in doing so it deals your much adored band such a great disservice there are not words in the English dictionary to describe the degree to which it does so. I can only advise in the strongest possible terms that you do not seek out this story for yourself. It is pure, steaming trash.

>> No.18147604

>>18147593
The cold brings people together to bad-mouth the Ice Queen

>> No.18147608

>>18147587
I wanna bully that lewd, lewd body into oblivion.

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>>18147608
No hurts, only hugs and fugs.

>> No.18147618

>>18147570
Why would you need a solution for a problem that doesn't exist?

>> No.18147620
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>>18147604
This is what happened to the last man who bad mouthed the Ice Queen

>> No.18147630

>>18147620
Where's the whitehorn?

>> No.18147635

>>18147630
>>18147630
She wasn't born at that time.

>> No.18147645

>>18147462
Imagine a chubjub falling out of a tree and landing on you

>> No.18147650

>>18147645
That may actually hurt me depending on how she lands.
If I'm not, though, she may get groped about her middle and rear before I move onto a chest that rests in the upper tier of holst sizes

Stuffing the turkey jokes may not be uncommon

>> No.18147653

>>18147610
I want to be roped so bad. I'd even mention how I give her full rights to my body during our wedding vows.

>> No.18147656

>>18147504
I wouldn't. But I'd consider it for lewd lolis that are closer to the one in the profile picture. http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Demon44.png

>> No.18147659

>>18147587
We need to give A-kun a call to destroy this thot.

>> No.18147668

>>18147659
>Lilim
>Thot
Delet this immediately

>> No.18147672

>>18147587
>There is literally nothing right with bullying lilims.
Lilims exist to be bullied, Lilims areSHIT!

>> No.18147678

>>18147650
That fat lazy bird keeps falling out of her tree! I'll have to find her a new place to stay, just so that she doesn't hurt herself, my house should do it

>> No.18147684

>>18147678
I'd rather take her to mind.
Comfy times and snacks await her.
She's gonna be the softest, snuggliest birb.
Maybe the biggest.

>> No.18147689
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18147689

It's hip to fuck bees.

>> No.18147692

>>18147684
Would she ride around perched on your dick though? She's a big girl, you'd need to be pretty strong

>> No.18147693

>>18147689
Don't fuck a bee, steal her honey!

>> No.18147695

>>18147630
White Horn was dealing with a lost pack of hungry Wendigos she found

>> No.18147696

>>18147689
>>18147693
Don't seal their honey, breed a new hive(s)!

>> No.18147700

>>18147692
I've done my lifting so I imagine that I could.
If not, there's nothing wrong with carrying her normally so she snuggles up with me, and she can ride it all she wants when I'm on the lazyboy, although I'd probably be the more active participant of the two of us

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>> No.18147710
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>>18147672
>Making lilims cry
You are the real monster here, anon.

>> No.18147724

>>18147710
>You are the real monster here, anon.
I already knew that, i already knew i was a horrible person.
Might as well take it out on Lilims.

>> No.18147729

>>18147700
Slow lazy nap sex? Sounds comfy

>> No.18147730

>>18147724
It's not too late to change. It's never too late. Don't lose hope, anon. She hasn't lost hers.

>> No.18147733

>>18147729
That it would.
She's soft so she's built for gentle things.
Also snacks.

>> No.18147734

>>18147455
Do Jubjub Barmaids carry drinks in their massive racks?

>> No.18147736

>>18147709
Back right is a cutie.

What would happen if a monster troupe out to steal men found that there were a few degenerates who didn’t need to be “proactively dated” to go with them?

>> No.18147737

>>18147104
CAW!

>> No.18147740

>>18147730
I already told you i lost hope. Yan Lilims are too scary to bully.

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>>18147689
I used to bee a renegade.

I used to fool around.

>> No.18147743

>>18147733
What exactly do you mean by snacks? Cookies? Cheese and Crackers? Couples fruit? Froot by the Foot?

>> No.18147748

>>18147733
>watch a film with your chubjub wife
>you're both laying on the sofa, she's on top of you
>you're fondling every inch of her
>she's just nonchalantly eating snacks and watching the film

>> No.18147751

>>18147743
Cookies, chips, maybe some chocolates.
Chips and Cheese is another good one.

>> No.18147752

>>18147740
She's holding out for you. Take her hand. She'll have hope in your stead.

>> No.18147754

>>18147737
Nerd bird a cute.

>> No.18147755

>>18147752
I'd rather just stop bullying lilims.

>> No.18147758

>>18147748
Pretty much.
She can be a stress reliever without much work, although she gets embarrassed when I grope her middle

>> No.18147760

>>18147755
One step at a time. That'll do, anon. That'll do.

>> No.18147761

I love elves so much.

>> No.18147768

>>18147760
>One step at a time. That'll do, anon. That'll do.
Lilims are Cute!
And very scary!

>> No.18147776
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>>18147768
She'll strive to not be scary, only for you!

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>>18147761

>> No.18147779

>>18147742
>furfaggotry
>hyper ass
Fuck off.

>> No.18147790

>>18147776
>She'll strive to not be scary, only for you!
Thats even more scary!

>> No.18147798

>>18147790
She's getting mixed signals now, anon. Should she strive to actually be scary?

>> No.18147799

>>18147736
>Back right is a cutie

Every time I look at this image, I can't help but wonder what she's doing to that man.

>> No.18147814

>>18147778
>western shit
Fuck off.

>> No.18147815

>>18147798
>Should she strive to actually be scary?
Scary and crazy is sexy so yes?

>> No.18147825

>>18147815
She's writing it down eagerly, anon! What should she strive to be? Yandere, Mayadere, a mix, any specific tastes?

>> No.18147859

>>18147825
I think at this point its just getting worse. So might as well go as far as unreasonably possible.
Full yan!

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>>18147859
You got it.

>> No.18147894

>>18147859
>hellhound breathes next to you.
>all 9 layers of hell are split open like a wedding cake releasing every demon, succubus, and alp ending the feud between the order and the DL dooming humanity to an eternity of rape.
>anon just wanted to deposit his check.

>> No.18147910

>My scales are like armor ten-fold!
>My teeth are spears! My claws are swords!
>My wings are a hurricane!
>My breath, death!

>I am Fire!
>I am DEATH!

>> No.18147922

>>18147910
Shut up, nerd!

>> No.18147943

>>18147910
Please don’t forget to brush your teeth Dragon-sama!

>> No.18147949

>>18147922
>>18147910
>>18147943
>Chubby, nerdy dragon pouts at you from behind her glasses

Such impudent minions, she's trying to be imposing!

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>>18147949
And she’s doing a good job.

>> No.18147969

>>18147949
Her claws may be swords, and her teeth be spears, but her belly is nothing but meat!

>> No.18147976

>>18147949
It's cute when the dragon wife tries to sound intimidating after eating but there is a piece of food on her cheeks and it's too much too stop staring.
After she hears about it she becomes the cutest pouting thing ever.

>> No.18147984

>>18147969
Shush you, dragons are creatures of greed, pride, and gluttony.

If anything she's a paragon of such virtues!
Worship her and ignore the middle!

>>18147976
Do not make her pout, she's proud and pouting isn't proud!

>> No.18147994

>>18147984
What if I worshipped her middle?

>> No.18147998

>>18147984
She might be proud but she'd also my wife. I'd wouldn't resist saying how menacing and scary she looked giving that speech with some rice on her cheeks. I just wouldn't be able to interrupt her midway through.
She'd definitely want to ruin the smug on my face with a good facesitting though and I'd just tease her even more.

>> No.18148025

>>18147994
Then you will have fulfilled your duty as a dragon husband.
Now massage her and get her a pizza.

>>18147998
Anon please, it may be worth telling her just so she doesn't get embarrassed by making a fool of herself

>> No.18148031

>>18145034
A truck falls in love with a boy. Unable to confess, she decides to murder him and then run herself off a cliff because if she can't have him no one can. Strangely, just as his blood and brain matter splatters the sidewalk, a weird rift in time and space occurs and his consciousness slips through it, along with the truck, who gains the body best suited to her desires - to ferociously make babies with the boy. In a strange twist of fate, the truck is born in this new world as the Demon Lord's princess and successor, while the boy is born as the would be hero.

>> No.18148041

>>18146430
Another ok example is a MG's mom stealing her daughters crush before they can seal they deal

>> No.18148043

>>18147464
Did that train wreck have an end?

>> No.18148048

>>18148031
Ise-ket-ai?

>> No.18148054

>>18148025
She's already a cute fool by giving those speeches so might as well enjoy them to the fullest. I'd love to see her face if I started to scream how scary she was in an exaggerated and dramatic way too before mentioning the food on her face. She'd already be slightly upset that I'm mocking her and that would just make her want to strangle me. My dragon wife a cute.

>> No.18148064

>>18148031
>Unable to confess, she decides to murder him
I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard

>> No.18148065

>>18148031
Optimus Prime is not for sexual

>> No.18148071
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>> No.18148073

>>18148065
But Prima is prime breeding material!

>> No.18148083

>>18148071
mere

>> No.18148091

>>18145034
A young Ratatoskr reporter bites off more than she can chew when her search for the next big scoop puts her on a collision course with both the love of her life and a cadre of the most dangerous people in the land.

I plan to work on this as a side story to another ongoing story I'm working on. Hopefully I'll work on that more this month.

>> No.18148092

>>18148065
>>18148031
I saw it more as Maximum Overdrive with Christine and less Transformers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptlkw49o-54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezKQEF0deY

>> No.18148098

>>18148071
worst girl

>> No.18148102

>>18148071
Time to impregnate the idols

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>>18148071
Inferior.

>> No.18148130

>>18148117
Who is the chunky, slutty prison guard?

>> No.18148133

>>18148054
She's even cuter when she makes those little squeaking noises when you grab her belly

>> No.18148140

>>18148117
Both are meant to be had together.
I love that artist's thick Carmilla, would make tender love with her.

>> No.18148149

>>18148092
That last vi was confusingly erotic.

>> No.18148153

>>18148133
My dragon isn't fat at all, though her tail is quite plump. I guess since she exercises all her fat when to that spot and now I can squish her there as much as I want so I can get those adorable noises out of her.

>> No.18148158

>>18148133
No, that's my dragon, and when I get ahold of it she sits on me untiil I'm 'sorry'.
Granted, she does that for all punishments and I've a sneaking suspicion she simply looks for new ways to justify face sitting

>> No.18148175

>>18148149
That's Christine's whole shtick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2RFKbgmx0c

>> No.18148184

>>18148091
Do it, that sounds great.

>> No.18148185

>>18148092
Christine was some good shit.

>> No.18148193

>>18148031
>lewding a transformer
Why tho?

>> No.18148204

>>18148031
Already a thing yadda yadda yadda

>> No.18148211

>>18148175
Is it that hard for hi to run where a car can't fit?

>> No.18148212

>>18147736
>What would happen if a monster troupe out to steal men found that there were a few degenerates who didn’t need to be “proactively dated” to go with them?

By canon monsters are quite overjoyed to encounter a man who is overtly interested in them. Its so appealing that it can even cause some races with certain standards to bend the rules, i.e. if one confesses to a salamander and is really means it then she'll consider him her fiancee and train him until he can give her the fight she needs.

>> No.18148225

>>18148204
>Already a thing
Links
>yadda
Is this how you try to get noticed?

>> No.18148228

>>18148212

What if he can never give her the fight she needs? Could she still love him anyways?

>> No.18148235

>>18148211
I mean, then the car would simply back up and roll him over.
The only reasonable thing for him to do is to stay on top of the car since Christine cant get him there, but I think he still thought Annie was driving her.

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>>18148212
>monster troupe

>> No.18148245

>>18148225
It's part of the Keit-ai meme my dude
Someone posts the "A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess-" meme, and someone always replies with "already a thing" and a bunch of links to some manga that roughly follows the meme plot

learn your meme history you cultural appropriator

>> No.18148251

>>18148228
She'd find some loophole I would think, even one that wouldn't normally work but does because he loves her and she loves him. If I recall right KC said something like "Love conquers all" is the greatest rule of the setting.

>> No.18148276

>>18148245
I never paid attention to the follow up meme response and thought there was legitimately already a story based around my joke

And by rights you should have posted a bunch of links to some manga along the same lines, no?

I want my thicc yamato nadeshiko Yandere murdertruck

>> No.18148278
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>You finish giving a speech to her subordinates and send them on their way for the day
>She's in her throne, giving you this look from behind
>"I am going to just fearboner the living soul out of you when we get to the bedroom dearest"
Dammit mangs.

>> No.18148288

>>18148278
How intimidating are your waifu's horns my dude?

>> No.18148291

>>18148278
>When you give her some stealthy gropes in front of her worshippers and her tail pretty much says "I'm going to fuck your brains out after I'm done"
It would be so worth it.

>> No.18148294

>>18148278
Albedo a cutie patootie.

>Sense of Justice -500
She needs a good spankootie tho.

>> No.18148297

>>18148278
I want to accidentally mindbreak a succubus or at least an imp that looks like that.

>> No.18148302

I want to come home to a thick, shortstack Yuki.
Even if I never knew I had one or that one was in the area.

I don't mind the snow and can work from home once a week so its nice.

>> No.18148322

>>18148288
They're actually more refined than the normal Demon's. Long, straight up-pointing things.
Its the tail with spikes running along the top, the claws when she lets them all out and the face-splitting, reality-warping mouth when she fully lets loose that make her frightening when she wants to be.
>>18148291
Perhaps not worshipers, but yes. Or just flat out spanking her while she's being imposing to captured POWs both to confuse them and to see how well she can keep composed in the moment, though that'd earn me a session on the end of the whip that night.
Which, you know. Would be my plan.

>> No.18148335

>>18148322
>Its the tail with spikes running along the top, the claws when she lets them all out and the face-splitting, reality-warping mouth when she fully lets loose that make her frightening when she wants to be.
aww jeez

>> No.18148336

>>18148322
Why the edgy uniqueness? Not insulting, just curious. You usually seem to have some reasoning behind her little quirks.

>> No.18148354

>>18148336
its like adding salt to watermelon

>> No.18148359

>The worst part about winter is the mouse girls breaking into your home and getting into your bed while you sleep.

>> No.18148362

>>18148336
Long ago in a distant land /Aku voice

She started off as a mid-ranking Wrath Demon, in the age of the former Demon Lord. She had the gift of ambition though, and cunning to boot, so she fought, backstabbed, and overpowered her way up the ranks until she reached as far as she could go by normal means, which led to her power increasing which led to her signature height and tail.
Still hungry for a higher power, she bargained with The Old Ones for even greater strength and was touched in some small way by the void, but quickly learned to disguise it's disturbing effects when necessary.
With this power, she reached the upper echelons of Demonhood, and had her own estate and baroness status, but very shortly after the current DL ascended and she became a sexy Demon and very quickly signed on with the idea of helping her bring the world under the rule of monsters.
Her wrath background explains her propensity to a bit of sexy violence in the bedroom, and her cunning transitioned into her fascination with learning about couples and coming up with ways to make them work even better with each other.

/edge

>> No.18148364

>>18148354
Fucking weebs 2 nukes weren't enough.

>> No.18148366

>>18148359
What if they're just really young and don't have anywhere else warm to go anon? You wouldn't kick the poor thing out, would you?

>> No.18148368

>>18148362
I read it all in Aku's voice.

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>>18148359
Don't you mean best?

>>18148366
Theres no way I could kick out a poor mouse who needs a place to stay! Always room in my house for another mouse!

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>>18148359
Listen to >>18148366 anon, don't be heartless. This little thing doesn't know anything about lewdness, she just wants a warm place to sleep.

>> No.18148377

>>18148376
>This little thing doesn't know anything about lewdness
Yet, Anon. Yet.

>> No.18148385

>>18148366
I wouldn't, I'd hate to see those girls shivering.

>>18148375
Shush you, people breaking into my house isn't good.

>>18148376
Sure she does.
That's what they all say.
If they need a place to sleep, there's the ignis fire-cult shelters that are kept sufficiently warm for all girls that need shelter.

I could take her there if she needs someplace.

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>> No.18148391

>>18148377
>wake up realizing you've got a tiny mousegirl visitor sleeping in your bed
>you don't know how she got in or when and she isn't wearing much, she's also shivering a little
There's only one way to really warm her up fast anon, and that's from the inside

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>>18148391
Well if that is what it takes, and she consents...

>> No.18148408

>>18148385
I know breaking and entering is bad, but If a cute neighbor of mine who's secretly had a crush on me for months decided to sneak into my bed, who am I to keep her from getting what she wants?

>> No.18148418

>>18148391
Force her to consume spicy burritos?

>> No.18148420

>>18148408
She can take you out on a date.
And for me, waking up to a hulking, muscular jinko in bed who is awkwardly deciding if she's supposed to say hi or remain still and hope I don't notice her is an issue.

>> No.18148422

>>18148418
I dont a Speedy Gonzales waifu on my house

>> No.18148423

>>18148391
I understand, but I don't think little mice like coffee, maybe I would have to try tea.

>> No.18148425

>>18148418
Anon no! What if she doesn't like spicy food?

>> No.18148438

>>18148391
Give her some hot chocolate? Or some other traditionally warm beverage that isn't stimulating?

>> No.18148452

What if you hand a wendigo a steak? with ketchup

>> No.18148453

>>18148452
>"Nononononono, bad bad! Bad! Nonononowawawawa!"

>> No.18148456

>>18148452
Once she realizes it's not blood, she scrapes off that weird red stuff and eats it with bare hands.

>> No.18148458
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How far is your Kiki willing to go to make you happy?
>come home from work to find your kiki molesting a p'orc who is bound, blindfolded, and ballgagged
>"Oh, welcome home, Master. After you fucked me into an ahegaoing mess last night, I figured I might need some help keeping the house tidy and you satisfied, so I did a little recruiting. Say hello to Master, Piggy."
>"Mmmmhmmph!"
>"Aw, even after I taught you how to properly greet Master, you still did it wrong. Don't worry, though. I'll turn you into a nice little fucktoy maid. Just. Like. Me~"

>> No.18148461

>>18148452
>[ANGERY ELTRITCH REEING NOISES]

>> No.18148477

>>18148452
She eats it.

>> No.18148479

>>18148458
>Kiki letting anyone but her clean
>Kiki going OUT OF HER WAY to get someone else to clean
>anyone but the explicit harem-gatherers going and obtaining additional wives without husband's prior approval
Tire fire/10

>> No.18148482

>>18148458
>Big, strongfat P'Orc maid and a kiki who will, undoubtedly be pudgy or more in response.

Would love her and the orc, especially since the former is probably fairly good at cooking and heavy lifting, they may make a good pair, especially when the latter properly trains the former.

Alternatively, I have a muscle Kiki that still acts like her small, polite former self.

>> No.18148485

>>18148458
She seems to be doing everything in her power to make me mad.

Boot her ass onto the street

>> No.18148487

>>18148482
Fuck i'm sleepy, I botched that.

P'Orc would do lifting and cooking, kiki would do training and cleaning.

>> No.18148488

>>18148458
That's pretty hot anon.

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>> No.18148508

>>18148502
But anon, Christmas is 357 days away!

>> No.18148512

>>18148508
its from last year, didnt have time to post then :(

>> No.18148513

Your waifu invites you over for a home cooked meal
How does it play out?

>> No.18148518

>>18148513
But anon, we'd live in the same house!

>> No.18148524

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure not to bother the sleeping loli grizzlies.

Winter is a tough time for them and hibernation is a must.

>> No.18148526

>>18148422
She is too fast for ICE, how will she be deported?

>> No.18148538

>>18148526
Purest hathorite cheese as a trap.
Can't run when thick.

>> No.18148546

>>18148422
I cant find a mexican mouse picture or Nazrin as a mexican

>> No.18148558

>>18148513
>"well Cheshire I made it despite your directions"

>> No.18148562

>>18148425
A mouse in my house must become a mice that likes spice, or I will assemble a team of sadistic catgirls to hunt her down and forcefeed her the burrito.

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>>18148422
>she will never "arriba arriba!" your dick

>> No.18148565

>>18148513
Well, we live in the same place so I come home to an empty plate and a big, fat cuddlecat with food on her as she rests 'on' the table (see: Hovering a bit above it)

>> No.18148568

>>18148562
How horrible!

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>>18148452
On the angry Wendigo scale, second only to your Wendigo waifu finding out you're vegan

>> No.18148574

>>18148558
Oh no.

>> No.18148578

>>18148558
10/10

>> No.18148584

>>18148565
>traditional hellbeast cooked over a brimstone fire grill with sauteed Wonderland mushrooms and green demon realm salad
>Smugly proud grin at her cooking the meal all by herself without any of the castle staff's help
>Imp maid discreetly assures me before I bite in that she checked, it won't kill me
Bon appetite!

>> No.18148589

>>18148571
I thought that image was [concerned Wendigo noises] because they found a man collapsed.

>> No.18148590

>>18148584
Dark mage or the baroness?
Either way, those imp maids are cute, hard working girls.

>> No.18148592

>>18148584
Oh, wrong reply target, but you get the point. >>18148513

>> No.18148602

>>18148589
They're feuding over who gets to save him.

>> No.18148611

>>18148524
Something about loli bears and honey pots.
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

>> No.18148612

>>18148590
Ye giant purple demonlady.
And yes, they're fiercely proud of their work, and even more proud of their off-work mischief. Like dressing up like human rogues and helping newly captured POWs 'escape' by leading them right to the Hellhound dens.

>> No.18148622

>>18148513
Well, my waifu and I would live in the same house obviously, so maybe she'd just invite me downstairs or something. Anyway, I'd be the one to do most of the cooking as my waifu would be at work most of the day and I find cooking mostly enjoyable. Although she'd be decent at cooking as we'd do family cooking meals every so often, she'd probably cook something simple like some nice pasta with red sauce for me and meatballs for her and our daughteru. I'd be sure to thank her with my dick later on of course, she'd be getting cuddled and pampered all night long!

>> No.18148629

>>18148612
IS there even an apron that could fit for naked apron play?
It would probably only cover her chest and leave her lower regions visible.

>> No.18148633

>>18148629
>He thinks she doesn't have a plethora of arachne clothing designers on speed-portal for whatever outfit she wants
If the Lady wants her a naked apron in her size, she gets her a naked apron in her size.

That said, yes, she would just wear a normal sized apron and pretty much have it only barely cover her big titties as she lewdly grins and mentions "dessert", cmon who ya think yer dealin with here

>> No.18148640

>>18148633
I thought so, I was just curious as to if she knew or not.
It's very difficult to tell with monster girl nobility sometimes, especial when said nobility has a bodytype that varies greatly from the norm.

>> No.18148643

>>18148612
>"Here, sir knight! I must away to cover my tracks, but the exit tunnels are right down this way!"
>"You are a godsend, lady rogue! I shall not forget your kindness!"
>"P-PPfft! Y-yeah! Thanks, bub! Now scram! PPffft!"
>"GRRAWW, well well well, look what the cat dragged in, haw haw!"
>Man-rape noises intensify as the Imp is rolling on the floor laughing just outside the door with her sisters joining in

>> No.18148658

>>18148643
Feel like the knight got the better end of the deal there, now the imps don't have a man to fawn over, and the man has a hellhound waifu.

>> No.18148660

>>18148513
It would be best for me to show up exactly on time as to not get her upset before the night even begins. Then the dinner itself would be rather formal, with each course carefully thought out and prepared in order to compliment each other and taste as good as possible. After it's all said and done, I'd take over to do dishes and she would go prepare the after dinner activities such as a bath, cuddles, and sex and all not necessarily at different times.

>> No.18148662

>>18148640
I hear ya. Nah, she's not so proud as to pretend she can fit into regular sizes, she doesn't mind everything being custom made. Leads to more personalization to turn me on, so all the better, and she pays handsomely for each piece.
I can see certain dragons of noble nature trying to fit into smaller stuff though, convincing themselves they're not a '3X 6T' size.
>>18148643
Dang goofball maids, we was savin them prisoners for special matchmaking services! Oh well. Happy Hellhounds make great guard dogs.

>> No.18148679

>>18148643
>man-rape noises
>https://youtu.be/TRRt4VLTzu8
Truly terrifying.

>> No.18148680

>>18148658
Its happy endings for everyone in the Lady's castle. A good chunk of the working Imps on staff are actually married too. Kinda mellows them out a bit, at least when actually working.

>> No.18148687

>>18148662
Well that's good, she's one of the more practical ones then.

But, yes, there would be dragons out there that try to convince folks that they aren't wearing shirts with many Xs on the tag, even if one can see they aren't wearing bras because of it.

Makes me want to open a monster girl Big and Tall shop for them.
Probably get a lot of onis, ogres, cyclops, and maybe a few dragons, along with a bunch of P'Orcs and the occasional tubby/strongfat/very tall girl.

>> No.18148699

>>18148687
That's a great idea mang!
>Rough Cyclops from the mountains comes in wearing mostly filthy blacksmithing rags
>Shyly states she has a date with a man coming up
>A half hour later, she's blushing softly while looking at herself in the mirror, a pretty dress and fancy shoes matching well with her new purse
>"D-do you think he'll like it?"

>> No.18148711

I would like to purchase a monster slave. What flavors are available?

>> No.18148723

>>18148711
Shit

>> No.18148739

>>18148711
Bloody albatross flavor

>> No.18148740

>>18148711
Well, what do you need her for? Heavy labor, cleaning, finances, sewing, milking, egg laying, cowgirling, missionary, or bdsm?

>> No.18148744

>>18148711
cunny slave!

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>>18148711
Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.

>> No.18148748

>>18148711
Whichever your wet fantasies can produce.

>> No.18148749

>>18148746
Blueberry?

>> No.18148760
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18148760

I'm trying to come up names for monster girls for reasons, how do you come up the names.

>> No.18148764

>>18148662
Waifu commissions when, Baronessfag?

>> No.18148765

>>18148760
Are you looking for a yeti name?

>> No.18148769

Remember that if a single man has a lewd adopted daughteru like a loli Demon, the best thing to do is to give in because that's what she needs, but do it so she doesn't have too much of an unhealthy smug attitude about successfully seducing you.

You could fuck her from behind standing up, the upwards thrusts pushing against her womb making her stand on her toes and squeezing loud moans of pleasure out of her. You could reach around with both hands to roughly fondle her tiny chest and hard nipples, while your painfully erect member stretches her lower lips to fit around it and bulges her stomach slightly moving inside her.
Next you could wrap your arms around her and lift her slightly off the ground, she'd try to reach down with her feet and flap her wings once in surprise but even on tip-toes the floor would be out of reach. She would loosely wrap her tail around you while hanging in that obscene suspended congress being filled with cock. After a lot of climaxes, and juices dripping down her helplessly dangling legs while they twitch slighly, you'd let her stand back down on the floor but would have to hold her up by one of her horns for a while when she's weak in the legs and would fall down panting heavily. And anal would be up next.

>> No.18148770

>>18148760
I just let them come to me, but sometimes that can take awhile.

>> No.18148776

>>18148760
I made a setting where I can use a random word generator to name things. I hate choosing names so much.

>> No.18148778

>>18148746
These waifus were made in a factory, a bomb factory. They're bombs.

>> No.18148779

>>18148740
Yeah.

>> No.18148784

>>18148764
She wouldn't fit on the canvas.

>> No.18148787

>>18148779
Well, if you need one that fits all those categories you probably want a russian style kikimora.

>> No.18148790

>>18148765
Yee I tried thinking of some, but those sound more human than monster like.

>> No.18148795

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Chamber-of-the-Succubus-Issue-1-332817846
https://eradose.deviantart.com/art/Chamber-of-the-Succubus-Issue-2-410584467

>> No.18148799

Are sasquatchs just brown furred yetis?

>> No.18148805

>>18148764
What, you mean of her? I dunno, I don't wanna say never but probably never my dude. I'm worried I'd pay a bunch of money and it might not turn out how I see her in my mind's eye and all that, and then people would post it around and say I'm attention whoring, or worst case scenario, it somehow gets linked to me IRL and I lose my license from normies assuming I'm some weirdo sex pervert.
Which I mean, I'm not denying it, but it doesn't look good on the office wall, you know? Not a welcoming sight for clients or Medicaid auditors.
>>18148784
Ay fuk u mang

>> No.18148816

>>18148787
Godsdammit, Masutah, you have not of maximized deductions for years! I expect big bag of seeds for fixing this! I also pick up gimp suit from cleaners. The stitches, they hold fine.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18148827

>>18148790
For a Yeti I would go with Swiss girls names like Lena or Zoe, Swiss Alps mountains and all that

>> No.18148829
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>>18148827
>swiss

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>>18148827
Thanks lad!

>> No.18148838

>>18148805
Speaking as a healthily degenerate waifufag and a seasoned art commissioner, I think I can safely say that none of that stuff has ever made it's way into my non-internet life. Of course it could be different for you and I don't disagree with you either. I understand about the first part though,that was a big worry of mine for a long time before I bit the bullet. There have certainly been commissions that I haven't quite liked as much as others, but I've always been good at seeing the good things and appreciating those and accepting the rest for the most part. That's just me though.

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BAD END.

>> No.18148847

>>18148513
>Kiki makes a home cooked meal
>Leaves me to eat in private while she cleans up
>"Would you eat with me."
>An audible gasp manages to escape her lips as she tries to suppress her ecstatic glee
>The dinner is surprisingly quiet, with the occasional exchange of glances
>Her face is beat red the entire time
>She is visibly twitching and quivering, even as we clean up together
>My hand brushes hers...
>And she passes out

>> No.18148850

>>18148795
>Eradose

>> No.18148855

>>18148846
>BAD END.
BEST END.

>> No.18148856

>>18148846
Don't bully the oomukade, they only want love.

>> No.18148865

>>18148816
That kikimora loves sunflower seeds, huh?

>> No.18148868

>>18148838
Hmmm. I'll think about it. Its of course about finding the right fit and everything, I'm sure. We'll see I guess mang, sincerely.

>> No.18148872

>>18148868
No worries anon, I was just offering my opinion. You do you.

>> No.18148911 [DELETED] 

>>18148850
Whats wrong, is he a another shitter or something?

>> No.18148927

Remember, trust your sons with monsters. Especially the ones that go "ara ara".

>> No.18148930

>>18148927
That nice 26 year old Apophis is such a great babysitter for little Anon Jr!

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>>18148850
Yes and?

>> No.18148955

>>18148865
There are only three things Russian muscle kiki loves more than sunflower seeds: good vodka, clean tile and Master.

>> No.18148957

What's with the Dense Knight trope, anyways? Real Knights would likely have had a rather healthy view of sexuality considering the households and positions they came from. I like the trope of the suave Knight who knows exactly who he wants and what to say to her.

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>>18148957
>The Order
>having a healthy view of sexuality

>> No.18148990

>>18145860
DUDE

WHAT IF

CHASTITY BELTS

WITH PLEASURE RUNES ON THEM

>> No.18148995

>>18148990
Anon you're a genius. That is some good stuff.

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EROS AKBAR!

>> No.18149001

>>18148974
The would have to if only too maintain female numbers in bordertowns and stuff

>> No.18149002

>>18145882
Who do you think that belt is made out of? Guess who is the lock AND the key?

>> No.18149008

>>18146913
>prevent runs
What are runs?

>> No.18149014

>>18148974
They might not fuck monsters but romance is, with a few exceptions for the more esoteric monsters, universal.

>> No.18149018

I still like the idea off a succubus/lilim that corrupts like a door to door salesman

>> No.18149040
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>>18145860
Since shogs are slimes i guess making her take this form all week is a good punishment

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>>18149002
>"Tekeli-li!"
>"I'm the lock and Mastah's the key!"
>"To get to you he has to first be with me!"
>"TEKELI-LI!"

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>Anon dear, shall we watch Mazes and Monsters? It will teach you about the dangers of playing those games you like so much.
Silly religious girls.

>> No.18149055

>>18149046
My idea was that the key entering the lock would've been like masturbation for the Shog but this is even better.

>> No.18149059

>>18149053
I mean.

Doesn't their setting contain real, tangible, and dangerous magic?

>> No.18149061

>>18149046
These threads have led to me liking a far wider array of monster girls than I ever thought possible, but Shogs are the one species this thread has actually tarnished for me.
And I LIKE slimes.

>> No.18149062

>>18149046
Silly meido, I've only eyes for you!

>> No.18149064

>>18149061
Same here anon. Same here.

>> No.18149067

>>18149055
That gimmick is better left to mimics.

>> No.18149070

>>18148711
Heavy duty dragon
Full package automaton
The gold experience (its a tanuki with an expensive hat)
Economy slime
Multi purpose slime
Traumatised kiki
Several sets of living armors with the personalities of various mech pilots
And a paranoid as fuck kunoichi

>> No.18149077

>>18149070
Jinko gladiator?

>> No.18149079

>>18149070
>Traumatised kiki?
What, did she learn what nurgle is?
Or did she fisit india.

>> No.18149081

>>18149070
Can I buy the tanuki without the hat?
Unless it's a really nice one, just just an expensive hat. With a wide brim, and a feather.

>> No.18149085

>>18149070
Where are the lolis my dude?

>> No.18149090

Shoggoth computers?

>> No.18149091

>>18149070
>Heavy duty dragon
Why is a dragon a slave and what happens if i take her?

>> No.18149095

>>18149079
She probably saw the filth horizon

>> No.18149099

>>18149091
>Why is a dragon a slave
It's obviously a Wurm with cardboard wings.

>> No.18149100
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18149100

>>18149053
Best mermaid After Unagi Joro

>> No.18149106

>>18149091
>>18149099
She managed to incur a massive gambling debt to several other dragons.

>> No.18149107

>>18149091
Debt slave

>> No.18149108
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18149108

>>18149062
S-silly mastah!

>> No.18149115

>>18149095
>She stays at the back of her room, moving at times only to eat
>At night on can hear the whispers of her madness
>"So dirty, so unclean.... the filth...the filth, can't clean the filth... so dirty, so unclean"

>> No.18149117

>>18149108
>Call her my silly wiwwy meido with cute cheeks and a silly smile
>pinch her cheeks and nuzzle against her neck
How would Shog respond?

>> No.18149122

>>18149091
Raised in servitute, chains are all she knows
She has long gained the power to break her cuffs, but her mentality prevents her from doing it.

>> No.18149125

>>18149081
Its her hat, its not part of the price

>> No.18149127

>>18149107
>>18149122
That poor dragon needs some healing then.

>> No.18149131

>>18149070
Whats the difference between economy slime and multi purpose?

>> No.18149132

>>18149127
I want to find the people she lost her Hoard to and challenge them to a series of games of chances with escalating stakes.

>> No.18149136

>>18149131
Slime
Dark Slime

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>>18149131
Multi purpose is a 3 in 1 deal.
Er, 5 in 1.
Er, 18 in 1.
Er, 324 in 1.

>> No.18149140

>>18149125
So you're saying that I'm paying for the ambiance of having a waifu in a hat?
hats aren't cheap, you know.

>> No.18149147

>>18149137
She is legion for she is many

>> No.18149150

>>18149132
>I want to find the people she lost her Hoard to and challenge them to a series of games of chances with escalating stakes.
Beware, some of them are bound to be ancient CC's that, after seeing your successes in getting her hoard back, want you.

>> No.18149151

>>18149147
And she's a qtpie for it.
I wanna give my Queen Slime a gift for every instance of her on her birthday!

>> No.18149153

>>18149150
Damn. And here's me without having read part 6 of Kaiji yet, I have no idea how to get away with that kind of money.

>> No.18149161
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18149161

Here's a fun fact: the more you know about Slender, the more real she becomes.

>> No.18149178

>>18149100
You're a man of discerning tastes.

>> No.18149182
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18149182

>>18149070
>a paranoid as fuck kunoichi
What does she do?
>[stares in zipanguese]

>> No.18149185

>>18149161
Does Slender have a thicc sister?

>> No.18149186
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18149186

Grapes of Lust. Get it? It's a literary reference.

>> No.18149188
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18149188

Well then.
https://imgur.com/a/NM12G
I didn’t expect Anubis to take the #1, but then again I didn’t know what would. All the favorites are up there though. I need a monster girl to claim me so I can stop being a slut and love my waifu, whatever she is.

>> No.18149190

>>18149182
Takes far too many steps to not get caught be her target, but all it does it make her stand out even more.

>> No.18149189

>>18149182
Wait. How the fuck do you capture a kunoichi and how do you keep her afterward? ESPECIALLY a paranoid one?

>> No.18149191

>>18149161
The concept of something that comes out of nowhere to kill you when you learn about it only instead of killing you she kills your virginity.

>> No.18149192

>>18149185
I don't know.

>> No.18149197

>>18149189
She sticks to enclosed spaces and a go-go dancer cage works pretty well.

>> No.18149201

>>18149189
>how do you keep her afterward?
Say that she's your wife.

>> No.18149219

God, I want to hold hands with the monstergirl I love.

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18149227

>>18149219
During sex as well?

>> No.18149228

>>18149219
I want to be treated horribly by monster girls.

>> No.18149236
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18149236

(SPLASH)

>> No.18149249

>>18149236
>West coast leafs would get all these cute Mist Continent girls
God fucking dammit.

>> No.18149262

>>18149236
>It puts the cheese back in the fridge

>Or it gets the hose again.

>> No.18149274

>>18147542
The funny thing about this is I keep hearing about how cold it is in the US but here in the southwest it's unseasonably warm. It was fucking 80 in socal last week.

>> No.18149283

>>18149274
That's because all of Socal is on fire, of course it's fucking warm.

>> No.18149286

>>18149283
Nah, not here. Our fire went out weeks ago. It's up around LA that they're all still burning.

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>>18149274
Well here in Finngolia it's unusually warm and wet. At least the snow hasn't all melted in two weeks where I live but just a bit to the south from here the ground is bare.

>> No.18149300

>>18149287
>unusually warm
>snow
I saw snow once. Up in the mountains.

>> No.18149302

>>18149249
It's okay East Coast gets the White Horn.

>> No.18149309

>>18149302
But so does the west coast!

>> No.18149315

>>18149300
-1C at this time of year is pretty warm for me.

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>>18149262
Just wait until her Triad member big sister tracks you down, buster!

>> No.18149372

>>18149315
Yeah. It's like the US stole all the cold and dumped it there.

Did the Ice Queens moved there for some reason?

>> No.18149383

>>18149372
They're probably escaping the spread of you-know-what in Europe.

>> No.18149387

>>18149366
>badass Triad enforcer singing karaoke
I too am a fan of Kiryu.

>> No.18149391
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18149391

High elves are the worst elves. Wood elves are borderline. Dark elves and snow elves are top-tier.

>> No.18149393

>>18149391
I want Dark Elves to do shameful things to me.

>> No.18149394
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>>18149249
>>18149302
But they all get large, awkward Moose Girls barging into their sleepy rural towns!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTwR1s7aF9w

>> No.18149396

>>18149387
Kiryu would be a humble man that just wants to take care of his orphans. Human or not, he'd make sure to give them a nice life.

>> No.18149397

I want to watch a Mantis go about her daily routine.

>> No.18149405

>>18149394
That doesn't sound bad at all.

>> No.18149406

In a monster girl sandwich, do you prefer the front one to hold the hands, or the back one? Holding hands from the back keeps them in a more relaxed position which I think is better.

>> No.18149413

>>18149394
The moose is loose aboot the hoose, eh?

>> No.18149415

>>18149393
Oh really? Would you want her to tie you to her bed and force you to cuddle her and hold her hands as she rides you slowly?

>> No.18149418

>>18149391
High elves are fine so long as they accept their position as the loyal cum receptacles of human boys

>> No.18149419
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>>18149394

>She's lost her way and that small Tim Horton's coffee just doesn't go very far
>She stumbles around, accidentally spills her coffee on someone's shirt, breaks a store window with an antler while bending down to try and help
>Loses track of how many times she says 'Sorry'

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18149424

Touch the Owl.

Do it now.

>> No.18149429

>>18149415
That's just lame, I meant the type of stuff we don't talk about in these threads because they trigger some anons.

>> No.18149435

>>18149424
I heard an owl last Sunday when I came out of the sauna. Didn't see the bugger though.

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>>18149391

>> No.18149441

>>18149053
That's stupid, your stupid.

>> No.18149443

>>18149397
A wild mantis or a civilized one?

>> No.18149445

>>18149419
>Beavers sitting at a table, discussing construction plans.
>Large Bear Girl, fallen asleep on a large sofa chair, surrounded by honey coffees.
>French-speaking Snow Elves, politely sipping latte's

>> No.18149450

>>18149443
Depends on whether or not what I'm watching is being narrated by David Attenborough.

>> No.18149451

>>18149437
What's with the Elephant Manlet?

>> No.18149452

>>18149397
Is she a Praying Mantis?

heh

>> No.18149457

>>18149451

She's a sorceress. She summons those things to do her bidding. They're like her familiars or some golems she makes or something.

>> No.18149458

Bug girls are not to be trusted, especially Ragura bug girls.

>> No.18149460

>>18149429
Dark Elves need affection too anon.

>> No.18149462

>>18149450
I would pay good money for a series of documentaries of the life of Monster Girls in the wild, voiced by David Attenborough.

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>>18149445

>Yetis being hockey enthusiasts

>> No.18149469

>>18149443
A wild one, obviously.
Supposedly they don't mind being watched.

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>>18149460
But there's nothing shameful about that stuff, it's a given.

>> No.18149483

>>18149467
They only watch it because the men playing Ice Hockey are cold and might need a hug.

It fuels their depraved hug fantasies. The idea of being able to hug a beaten and tired hockey player when he gets sent to the time-out box.

>> No.18149488

>>18149483
I hear they've been banned from stadiums in some cities. Some of the players actually liked being sent to the hugbox so things got out of hand.

>> No.18149493

>>18149483

Yeti dream job = costumed hockey mascot. They can hug as many fans as they want and it's not weird. They can hug players in the timeout box and it's not weird, it's just the mascot being cute for the fans.

We need an NHL expansion. The Saskatoon Yetis.

>> No.18149507

>>18149493
Fans pile on mascot, several drunk men hugging it at once.

Inside the suit is a Yeti with a lewd expression on her face,
an ahegao accompanied with heavy breathing.

>> No.18149519

>>18149493
I don't think Yetis would like hockey, especially after knowing what can happen during those games.

>> No.18149538

>>18149469
>Footage of an anon crouching in a the bushes with a pair of binoculars
>"Here we see an amateur naturalist observing a mantis in her natural habit.
>Footage shows a Mantis coming out for the trees.
>"He takes note of her routine. upon waking up, she goes to the river to drink and clean herself, then she patrols the area to look for danger".
>Footage shows the mantis pouncing on a rabbit and eating it as anon takes note.
>"Our naturalist even gets to see a mantis skilfully hunt her meal for the day. However, what he doesn't know...."
>The mantis sniffs the air and she turns her head in anon's direction, her antennas twitching.
>"Is that her mating season has just begun".

>> No.18149539

>>18149483
>>18149493
>Player gets sent to the time-out box after a brawl.
>Sits there with a dark expression on his face.
>"Looks like someone needs a hug!~"
>Becomes engulfed in a big, bubbly Yeti.
>His face pressed deep into the Yeti's cleavage, with big fluffy paws wrapped around him.
>He suddenly forgets about his worries and relaxes.

Time-out Yetis work wonders!

>> No.18149544

>>18149519
For as bad as hockey can get at least you aren't the Russians facing the Hungarians in water polo.

>> No.18149550

>>18149544
Not familiar with that, is is comparable to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE ?

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>>18149544
Water Polo with aquatic MGs would be brutal.

>> No.18149565

>>18149538
Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for our passions.

>> No.18149570

I want to turn a loli monster into a complete kissu slut! I want to make is to she can't go even an hour or two without begging me to violate her cute little mouth with my tongue!

>> No.18149572

>>18149538
The ultimate prey, Man.

>> No.18149580

>>18149572
Truly that is the most sexual game.

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18149589

>She is Fire
>She is Death
>She has discovered a recipe for 'once-a-year cheesecake ice cream' and she makes it once every few days

>> No.18149596

>>18149580
Not when it involves white men though, then it's just disgusting.

>> No.18149604

>>18149589
Gluttons with little self control deserve a spanking!

>> No.18149608

>>18149596
I, for one, prefer my men purple.

>> No.18149613

>>18149608
Anubisfucker, please

>> No.18149615

>>18149445
>French-speaking Snow Elves, politely sipping latte's

>Quebecois
>polite
Pick one

>> No.18149617

>>18149615
Snow elves are very polite.

>> No.18149618

>>18149615
Hon hon, tabernac

>> No.18149625

>>18149589
I normally ignore the tumblr file name but not when it's attached to art that embodies everything wrong with tumblr. Please go.

>> No.18149626

>>18149618
You watch your language anon!

>> No.18149629

>>18149626
Je suis un anana

>> No.18149632

>>18149617
Then they can't possibly be Quebecois.

>> No.18149726

>>18149625
>embodies everything wrong with tumblr
I'm gonna guess you haven't been exposed to much tumblr then.
That's tame.

>> No.18149729

>>18149726
Alright, that was an over-statement. It embodies some of what is wrong with tumblr.

>> No.18149744
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18149744

>Anon, what's that on your back?

>> No.18149749

>>18149729
>no horrible manface
>no tumblr nose
>no [one of a million shit fetishes]
>no obnoxious patreon logo and link
>no politics shoehorning

All its got is a fat chick.

>> No.18149755

>>18149749
You forget that this thread is, for some inexplicable reason, incredibly puritan. They catch the slightest whiff of something that isn't pure vanilla and they freak the fuck out.

>> No.18149758

>>18149366
Reminder not to mess with the motherly Hinezumi with 8 kids. Unless you want to meet her demonic silver meat cleaver.

>> No.18149762

>>18149744
I want to travel with a party of monstergirl adventurers and make up grimdark bullshit off the top of my head whenever they ask stuff about me just to see how they react.

>oh that? My parents used to beat me whenever I got in their way. I think that one is a scar from when my dad kicked me into the hearth.

>> No.18149783

>>18149749
>All its got is a fat chick.
That is some of what is wrong with tumblr so it checks out.

>>18149755
Don't pretend disliking landwhales is puritan, anon. Hambeasts like that are a small step above scat.

>> No.18149793

>>18149783
Haha holy fuck you must have a lot of friends with that attitude.
I do find it amusing that a thread about MONSTER girls somehow freaks out about anything but a skinny white waif who is solely interested in consensual sex in the missionary position.
Fuck, I'm amazed the thread doesn't implode when someone posts a Manticore.

>> No.18149795

>>18149762
>"THEY DID WHAT?"
>Anon was then hugged tight
>And his parents marked down on a list somewhere.
I wouldn't need to make up a shitty past.

>> No.18149810

>>18149793
You're sounding a touch defensive there, fella

>> No.18149812 [DELETED] 

>>18149793
Nigger.

>> No.18149814

>>18149810
don't give him (you)s anon. He's done shit like this before. Or if not him, someone very similar.

>> No.18149817 [DELETED] 

>being THIS in denial about how fucked the state of these threads are
I'll start compiling a list of infractions, not that you'll be willing to admit the problem exists even when confronted with it.

>> No.18149819

>>18149795
I'd let on I was just bullshitting, at least after the initial reaction, so they wouldn't freak out, but I'd never give them a straight answer either. It would be interesting to see the kind of crazy theories they come up with.

>> No.18149836

>>18149817
Meta goes in >>>/qa/

>> No.18149844

Who was that guy who falseflagged with a picture of a Cu sith again? Starbow? I'm pretty sure if this isn't him it's an imitator.

>> No.18149846 [DELETED] 

>>18149836
I want the posters to reflect.
No amount of shitposting on /qa/ is going to do anything- I highly doubt any moderation staff give one iota of a fuck about the quality of these threads and having them banned from /jp/ isn't my endgame anyways.

>> No.18149852 [DELETED] 

Look out boys, we've got an unwarranted sense of self importance in the thread.

>> No.18149872

>>18149852
It's ironic people come here and complain about their bizarre nonsense not being accepted when half the point of an anonymous site is being able to be honest when something is shit without fear of an army of triggered SJWs descending on you like a sweaty, out-of-shape avalanche.

>> No.18149922

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjShQolUCcM
Oh god, the Nurglettes and the Nurgle alps have already managed to find the portals. Who's next?

>> No.18149930

>>18149922
>that thumbnail
I ain't clicking that, nigga. You're trying to make me catch the gays or something.

>> No.18149932

I want to get some morning blowjobs from my dragon.

>> No.18149939

What if you found out that your Anubis waifu has just been a black haired kitsune with a tan this whole time?

>> No.18149950

>>18149819
>I heard anon is secretly the prince of a human kingdom.
>Eh? I thought he was the prophesied hero, traveling in secret to hide his identity.
>No no, you're both wrong. He's an escaped slave. He slew his former master who was a cruel tyrant then went into hiding after freeing his comrades.

Meanwhile anon was just some random farmer's son who took up adventuring for the pay.

>> No.18149952

>>18149939
Is she at least an Egyptian Kitsune? Like a Fennec or something?

>> No.18149956
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I am the Noun that Verbs the Other Noun!

>> No.18149960

>>18149952
Nope. Just a completely unremarkable fox.
For added effect she wasn't even pretending to be one, you've just assumed all of this time thanks to her dark skin.

>> No.18149962

>>18149956
She can't possibly fly with tits like that

>> No.18149968

>>18149962
That's just cushioning for her massive pecs.

>> No.18149969

>>18149960
But if she's my waifu I must have seen every inch of her. Surely I would have caught on due to tan lines.

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Would you a pair of komainu?

>> No.18149993

>>18149985
The genki one can go home.
The cutie shy one deserves love.

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>>18149956
We got any Dragoon stories then?

>> No.18150011

>>18149993
Geigh.

>> No.18150015

>>18150011
Do you really want to deal with an excited canine girl who drags you around and wags at pretty much everything from seeing food to you patting her?
You wouldn't even be able to relax once in a while because she'd shove her head in your groin and look at you with puppy eyes whenever you don't give her attention.

>> No.18150016

>>18146252
I wonder what smelly birdo smells like...

>> No.18150025

>>18150015
Yes.

>> No.18150039

>>18150016
Like sweet, sweet love.
Big brown birds are for smelling, licking and loving.

>>18150025
Then don't be jealous when your neighbor Anon gets to live a lethargic life at home with his waifu while you have to go on daily dates (walks) with yours along with pouring all your attention into her.

>> No.18150084

>>18150039
There won't be any time for walks with a pair of komainu around.

>> No.18150101

>>18150039
I always imaginated something cinnamony or spicey with some other things to do the "twist", but cant complain about your description Anon.

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18150106

Somebody save LN, his heart has been stolen by foxes!

>> No.18150115

>>18150106
That's a shock weasel

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>>18150106
Don't worry, the cats will help.

>> No.18150123

I hope raijuu don't mind being called "shock tart" because that's one of my favorite candies and I don't think I could resist.

>> No.18150130
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>>18150106
Static Shock Mofu.

The most devious kind, because stroking it comes at a great risk!

>> No.18150141

>>18150106
I want foxes!
Boxes of foxes!

>> No.18150147
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>>18150106
Mofu Workout!

>> No.18150153

>>18150147
Hey wait a sec, that one on the left isn't mofu

>> No.18150155

>>18150153
You're right.

It's more like a group of wives/friends who work out together before gossiping over coffee at a nearby cafe.

Usual wife stuff.

>> No.18150160

>>18150101
It is said and repeated in their profile that their smell is sweet. Anything else is up to your preferences/guesses.

>>18150123
The only thing a Raiju demands from her husband is that he is sturdy enough to not pass out from her electricity.
As long as you've got that you can call her all kinds of humiliating nicknames, use her as your portable charger and even make her wear panties though you'll have to follow through in bed to make it up to her each time.

>> No.18150164

I want to setup a "human" settlement where the roles of all modern conveniences are filled by monstergirls, Flintstones style.

>> No.18150167

>>18150164
>Salamander's tail used as a stovetop to cook food.
>While she dices up food on the counter with her sword.
>"Meh, it's a living."

>> No.18150169

>>18150164
Wurm tractors and construction equipment
Centaur cars
Fairy light-bulbs
Orc garbage disposals
Elf letter openers

>> No.18150171

>>18150169
>Not cursed sword letter openers

>> No.18150172

>>18150167
Kenmore salamanders give the best results for baking. Good steady heat.

>> No.18150174

>>18150169
Those would be some chunky garbage disposals.

>> No.18150175

>>18150164
Siren sirens

>> No.18150179

>>18150169
>High and mighty Elf grabbed by the scruff of her neck, her ears bent towards an envelope.
>Her pointy ear effortlessly cuts through the envelope.
>"Tch..."

>> No.18150182
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I wanna make Satyros sober to drunk her with my love and care!

>> No.18150202

>>18150164
>Wisp (and her husband) streetlights

>> No.18150239

>>18150167
This reminds me of that robot chicken (I think) episode where Fred uses a pelican as a toilet and that led my mind places I wish it hadn't gone with akaname

>> No.18150262

>>18150182
It seems like you need to get sober too. But getting a satyros drunk on love is probably a good idea to get them attached to you.

>> No.18150267

>>18150239
Well, an akaname would keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom at least.

>> No.18150281

>>18150153
No she's my succubus wife, she works as a pizza delivery girl too

>> No.18150284

>>18150147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA

>> No.18150288

>>18150284
>tfw you're the only male Human in a workout class filled with single Monster Girls.

>> No.18150293

>>18150288
See, I’m a muscle-slut so I wouldn’t mind some of those girls going for me while I’m lifting

>> No.18150301

>>18150147
Because of Master Roshi, I will always think of aerobics as some kind of porn.

>> No.18150306

>>18150293
Will you be able to lift, knowing that there's 101 eyes boring into your back? Along with several biting their lower lip?

>> No.18150312

>>18150288
Hey at least it isn't the ballet class!

>> No.18150322

>>18150312
>only boy in a MG ballet class
>full of elves too nervous to talk to you and kikis that keep trying to bring you drinks and clean your tights

>> No.18150327

>>18150306
Yep, that’s what headphones are for, although that’s a lot of eyes, there a couple medusas and gazers there?

>> No.18150330

>>18150327
Very fit Medusas and Gazers, yes.

>> No.18150331

>>18150327
There are zombies outside waiting for men just coming off a workout to get warmth from, staring through the window.

>> No.18150345

>>18150330
Could be nice, although I wonder if lamias have a leg day equivalent

>>18150331
Poor things, they should get a membership and start lifting

>> No.18150361

>>18150345
>Could be nice, although I wonder if lamias have a leg day equivalent

Well sure, so do Unagi Joro and Mermaids.

Tail Day.

>> No.18150363

>>18150345
Can undead beings get results though? Or do they need some spirit energy to get that done?

>> No.18150374

>>18150361
Big meaty tails.
I wonder which muscle girl would go for me first, and if doing so would force a few others to leap in

>>18150363
They can, it’s only when they get a husband that they can really cheese the results to pack on huge amounts of muscle

>> No.18150422
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Uh-oh, looks like somebody didn't get her virgin in time! Someone go take one for the team.

>> No.18150444
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Would you rather you were enslaved by Orcs or Dark Elves? Or would you rather go and start some kind of crazy underground communitywith Dwarves and Ants?

>> No.18150464

>>18150444
Dwarves.
Meaty short stacks with muscle would be nice

>> No.18150473
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18150473

Why are Centaurs so sensual and alluring?

>> No.18150478

>>18150473
Rohirrim please go.

>> No.18150491

>>18150473
It's the horsepussy

>> No.18150521

>>18150444
Dark elves
I'd consider orcs if they were orcs, not porcs

>> No.18150544

>>18150473
The bond that a man shares with a Centaur as his sole mean of transportation is a bond stronger than any friendship. It is only normal that a man would eventually see the beauty in his Centaur both externally and internally.

However I cannot stand for men who praise and worship Centaurs for their appearance without even having considered life with them. Those men are deviants who only want to satiate their primal lust into the encompassing body of a Centaur.

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>>18150544
A boy and his horse, huh?

>> No.18150567

>>18150551
A Horse and Her Boy.

>> No.18150573
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>>18150473
They're just perfect.
>>18150544
But life with them is the best part. The romantic rides, morning exercise with one and having to change living arrangements around to suit her body are all really nice to think about.

>> No.18150586

>>18150573
don't forget the massive horse penis

>> No.18150597
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>>18150573
One thing I’ve been thinking about is the height difference. If she lies down on her legs would that be the same height as sitting on the couch? Obviously these are comfy, but she can’t be your furniture.

Also, remember RHI above

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>get excited about Rimworld
>find out there's a mod that adds Monster Girls into it
>sexual frustration is a thing in the game
>rape is also an activity characters can engage in
2018 is going to be a good year, y'hear?

>> No.18150600
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Being a wizard in the MGE world must be pretty great
>hinezumi or sally tries to pick a fight with you
>create water on top of them
>pharaoh uses her god's voice
>no sound escapes the bubble of silence around her
>oni gets you in her vice-like grip
>gaseous form your way out of her grasp
>demons and liches can't touch you through your protection from good and evil
>and you just can't go wrong with hold monster

>> No.18150603

>>18150586
On the man.

>> No.18150606

>>18149589
What the fuck is that abomination. And why am I even surprised seeing it in this pile of shit.

>> No.18150607

>>18149950
Why couldn’t he be all three?

Holy fuck I could turn this into a story.

>> No.18150608

>>18150600
Then a Dark Mage challenges you to a magic fight.

>> No.18150611

>>18150600
Yes, yes. We all know how great phenomenal cosmic powers are. Now let's see you put in the effort of learning magic and avoiding unwanted approaches while you do so.

>> No.18150612

>>18150567
I want to be a horse's boy and have her be the one who decides when and where we ride together.

>>18150573
A life with a Centaur is a comfy one.

>> No.18150616
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Loyal Anons did you ever thought about the harem route? How would be yours and if not, why dont you give in and became a manslut for ya gals?

>> No.18150617

>>18150600
Would be fun, although one I got a modified baleful polymorph I’d be good on that front to move on to enchantments and evocation

>> No.18150619

>>18150573
I'd love to get pinned against a wall by a centaur's big booty

>> No.18150624

>>18150567
Is the boy a slave who is actually a prince but he was kidnapped by sandniggers at birth?

>> No.18150629

>>18150597
>If she lies down on her legs would that be the same height as sitting on the couch?
Depends on her breed I guess but that's a comfy thought. Would have to put some pillows down on the floor for her to make up for her not being on the couch.
>>18150612
>A life with a Centaur is a comfy one.
Extremely so, they're one of the races that got me into monster girls to start with.

>> No.18150630

>>18150608
antimagic field. then slap her titties until she gives up
>>18150617
is it bad that I would use baleful polymorph to change monsters into human girls just to see their reaction before changing them back?

>> No.18150636

>>18150630
Only if you don’t change them back.
I’d basically use mine to do plastic surgery and give girls larger busts and rears.
Maybe muscles too.
Those that truly anger me get to experience being the fattest of fatties to they learn their lesson

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>>18150616
Not a loyal anon but I totally love thinking about living the life of a bicorn's husband. They're the perfect type of girl for me and imagining her being a tempting type who pushes me down the path of degeneracy is too good.

>> No.18150663

>>18150616
I'm loyal anon, I'm just loyal to two girls instead of one.

>> No.18150674

>>18150630
>antimagic field

You're assuming you could take her on physically then? Plus what if she had something to negate your magic negation?

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Realistically, what monstergirl species would most likely develop lactation potions?

>> No.18150728

>>18150712
Holsts to spread their gift

>> No.18150737

>>18150712
Dark Mage.

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I really hope I don't lose myself in my love of mofu
>your fox waifu and daughteru are looking for you all around the house, but can't seem to find you
>then you tumble out of your waifu's tails with a full beard, yelling 'what year is it?!'

>> No.18150770

>>18150608
The more I think about it, living as a Dark Mage’s shota would be a good life.
>Come home from a long day of work
>Greeted with a warm smile, a beautiful wife, and a plate of cookies(magic).
>Spend the evening and night as a good outou
>She enjoys watching you talk about your work like a child excitedly talking about his day at school
>play video games with her and let her win a few matches
>all of that sexy stuff

>> No.18150779

>>18150769
I’d rather huff the pofu of a big milky and MILFy Mothman as she ditzily wiggles her oversized titties and phat booty

>> No.18150781
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Princess of Persia: The Lover Within.

>> No.18150786

>>18150770
It really is a great life, especially if you have just the right kind of Dark Mage. I personally prefer the kind with a bombshell body that is socially awkward because she lives in the middle of a swamp.

>> No.18150787

>>18150779
So you'd go for the Mothest?

>> No.18150793

>>18150616
Not really. I've though about myself with another girl before but even then I don't feel like being with more than one and not being with my girl just feels weird, like I don't fit there.
I don't like the idea of spreading my love really and I think she deserves all the love I can give to her. Plus we can go on more romantic dates and I can tell her she's the only one for me and things like that.

>> No.18150799

>>18150787
Yes, exactly. She’d just give a bubbly smile as I erupt all over her Thicc juicy delicious body smothering me, wondering what’s got me so excited

>> No.18150814

>>18150616
>>18150793
Also, just my wife alone is enough to satisfy me so I don't really need to get another girls. I do like mofu, but her not having it isn't enough of a problem for me to cheat on her, it's how I got rid of my mofu addiction.

>> No.18150872
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>Vampire kidnaps anon
>Uses him as food cattle over days/weeks/years
>She eventually becomes so addicted to his blood she goes into withdrawal any day she doesnt suck,gets nervous when he doesnt appear to cuddle with her on bed
>eventually make him her full full fledged husbando and a cuddlebug when together

Who won here? anon or the vampire?

>> No.18150875

>>18150872
Their future son-in-law, he'll get a nice, tight-assed Dhampir.

>> No.18150877

>>18150872
Anon. The vampire won't be able to live without him anymore and she gave him a promotion.

>> No.18150880

>>18150877
>Become her bloodbag
>you are literally her only bloodbag,there is only servants for cleaning,cooking,house chores

I am beginning to think bloodbag is synonym of trial husbando

>> No.18150890

>>18149366
I can't take hinezumis seriuous because of how short they are.

>> No.18150896

>>18150890
Said the bear to the wolverine.

>> No.18150907

Pure and innocent loli Mindflayer who washes peoples' brains of dirty and greasy thoughts!

>> No.18150910

>>18150880
It kinda is really. She'll want you to be in the toppest for so your blood tastes even better so you son't be doing much around the house unless you really want to.

>> No.18150929

>>18150907
No flayer is getting in my head, it's the custom anti-flaying latex hood for her!

>> No.18150941

>>18150907
flayers and shogs are just the worst

>> No.18150951

>>18150929
KDF, I'm not sure latex prevents psionic energies from passing.

>> No.18150960

>>18150951
That's why it's custom anon, it'd have a psi blocking enchantment on it.

>> No.18150964

>>18150951
Can you stop bringing that faggot up at every opportunity?

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>>18150964
Have you been triggered? Has your safe-space been violated?

>> No.18150977

>>18150616
I still don’t know what species she is, but when I find her I want to be her one and only. I’m a slut for multiple species, but whichever one grabs me, I’m theirs.

>> No.18150992

>>18150964
But it was actually him.

>> No.18150997

>>18150907
>greasy thoughts
Mindflayer diet clinics?

>> No.18151029

>>18150997
Last time I saw a movie where a dude was brainwashed into eating healthy, he turned into a giant rabbit.

>> No.18151043

>>18150964
Can you stop having flesh flutes up your ass? That'd be nice.

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>>18149962
Says who?

>> No.18151054

>>18151029
>tfw no yandere kobold style automation

>> No.18151097

>>18151044
How does she play the instrument,at all?

>> No.18151103

>>18150573
What's the source for this image? Google Image Search and Saucenao are giving me nothing.
>>18151097
With the claws on her wings.

>> No.18151111

>>18150799
>Mega Mothest in a one piece swimsuit and sun hat at the beach, big huge tits and ass bursting out of it
>happily laying down as her thirty daughters all floof around and play
>”Oooooh? Where is Husband? Husband~? Huuusbaaand~?”
>hears a muffled moan and feels her legs and tummy get all sticky underneath her
>”Oh! There’s Husband~~~”
>wiggles happily and lays back down fully as moaning intensifies
Pofu princesses are perfection

>> No.18151124

I want to write "ORAL SLAVE" on a loli Jiangshi's tag!

>> No.18151128

>>18151103
>What's the source for this image?
http://tentacle.studio/monmusu_en.html
http://store.steampowered.com/app/533540/MONMUSU/
Was due out in November but got delayed.

>> No.18151133

>>18151124
Remember anon, she can’t drown since she doesn’t breathe!
But be prepared for the backfire when you’re thirty loads in and she still keeps Kuu-ly sucking!

>> No.18151135

>>18151111
>Mega Mothest Husband always getting accidentally smothered by his ditzy wife and cumming all over her
Where else would it happen?

>> No.18151138

>>18151133
wait no I take it back

>> No.18151140

>>18151128
>COMING SOON
Seems legit.

>> No.18151142

>>18151133
I kinda wanna pop some manticore venom, let her go at it for a couple hours, and then put her back to normal so she has to deal with the seed bloat

>> No.18151151

>>18151133
What happens if you remive a Jiangshi's tag? Does she die?

>> No.18151152

>>18151135
>At movies watching a fun movie with all the daughters taking up several rows
>don’t see anything but a huge 8ft moth’s ass in your face as she keeps clapping at the funny parts
>you haven’t seen a movie in decades because she always forgets where you are and sits or lays on you
>and you wouldn’t have it any other way

>> No.18151163

>>18151138
Too late! I’d say wait till she gets tired, but that’s not happening to an Undead with superhero tier stamina and energy once she’s warmed up!
>>18151151
She pouts and asks you to give her hat back.

>> No.18151169

>>18151163
>She pouts and asks you to give her hat back.
But does she lose whatever effect the tag has if her hat is off?

>> No.18151185

>>18151169
It is a mystery.
I’m gonna say no, that way you can still have kinky sex with hats off like the hatless degenerate you are.

>> No.18151189

>>18151163
Nobody should take a monster's hat.

>> No.18151198

>>18151185
Okay, so what happens if a Jiangshi loses her hat while on anal slut mode?

>> No.18151217

>>18151198
Then you better enjoy big juicy blue ass devouring your dick whenever she feels horny.
I’m sure she can find it again... after a few more rounds.
Just a few.

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>> No.18151226

>>18151217
I want to see how long it would take that girl to finally end an anal marathon

>> No.18151227

>>18151198
A “Good End”
Reminder that a warmed up Jiangshi is low key one of the strongest, fastest and most capable monsters in universe

>> No.18151230

>>18151124
The best thing to write on a loli Jiangshi's tag is obviously "butt slut"

And then you take the buttslut tag off after foreplay when you're already hovering at her rear entrance, and fuck her without it.

>> No.18151239

>>18151227
Flexible too.
Does that mean even a delicious pudgester cuddle-shi would be able to stretch her thick leg up to put her foot behind her head while standing?

>> No.18151269

>>18151239
Only if her bones are made of jelly.

>> No.18151276

>>18151239
>Oni, Minotaur and Ogre beefcakes walking back from the gym
>spot anon and his happy plump Jiangshi gf walking arm in arm with her curves pressing against him as she leans on his shoulder
>they start heckling her for being nogainz lardo etc but she ignores them
>until the Ogre calls out anon for probably being a lazy slob himself who can’t handle a real woman
>suddenly, in a blur, her face is being pummeled by a spinning bird kick, then her and her friends’ legs swept out from under them, with a punch to each of their sternums ringing out all before they hit the floor at impossible speed
>Jiangshi gives a short mist-continent bow before skipping back over to Anon and leaping into his arms, nearly knocking him over but leading him to happily hoist her up with his hands buried in her juicy ass

>> No.18151290

>>18151276
Cute.
Would pamper and give extra spirit energy servings

>> No.18151302

>>18151239
At first sex with a Jiangshi would be awkward, slow and stiff
By the time your balls get empty you'd be pounding her while she has her feet behind her head

>> No.18151330
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>Don't be shy. Step into the light.

>> No.18151333

>>18151302
I think it’s adorable from the other way too.
>have a party the night before which ends with you pounding your Jiangshi wife as she moans like a porn star and gyrates like a sex goddess before you both pass out
>wake up near noon with a hangover and look over to see she’s not there
>go into the kitchen to see her making breakfast for you
>or rather, repeatedly bouncing into the refrigerator and ‘uuuuhhng’ing, too stiff to even bend her wrists to open it
>”Uuuuuhhhhhhhhnnnn... goooo baaaaack... toooo beeeeed.... huuuuuuhhhny... iiiiiill... briiiiiiing yooouuuuuu... breaaaaaakfaaaaast...”
>this coming from the same girl who last night was moaning so seductively she made you cum from her voice alone

>> No.18151343

Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with baby MGs.

>> No.18151344

>>18151290
She wants your eggroll Anon!
Then she’ll let you chew on her big meaty dumplings

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>>18151330
MERE
E
R
E

>> No.18151378

>>18151333
You better eat her roughly made steamed buns and overcooked rice porridge with a smile on your face.

>> No.18151397

>>18151378
Id be sighing and swooning the whole time, smiling like a giddy idiot as I eat,
watching as she awkwardly stands at her place at the table, too stiff to even sit down, her eyes deadly glazed over and mouth drooling hung open.
To others she’d look like a rigor mortis corpse propped up and the food would be abysmal, but to me she’d be my lovely cutie housewife and the meal an exotic perfect hangover cure.

>> No.18151404

>>18151344
I’d rather feel up those dumplings, although long blowjobs are nice too

>> No.18151413

>>18151378
I’d eat anything that my waifu made for me with a smile on my face!

>> No.18151415

>>18151343
what the fuck my dude

>> No.18151416

>>18149366
She could have just asked for the cheese, and don’t think I won’t hose her sister, too.

>> No.18151422

>>18151415
Just hide and report them anon. Unless you’re samefagging. Then you’re just being a little bitch.

>> No.18151435

>>18151343
Humpty eggs were a mistake.

>> No.18151438

>>18151416
>and don’t think I won’t hose her sister, too
>Eventually the entire hinezumi neighborhood gets hosed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI

>> No.18151450

>Jiangshi, Hinezumi, Kakuen, and Ren Xiongmao best friends move to MGC from rural Mist Continent together into a Chinatown apartment
What wacky hijinks will ensue?

>> No.18151451

>>18151373
That looks awfully uncomfortable to sleep on,i would make her a bed or a house inside the cave to cuddle with her

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>> No.18151468

>>18151343
I didn't know Ian Watkins liked monster girls.

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>>18151343
>>18151415
>>18151468

>> No.18151484

>>18151450
Kakuen goes dancing every night and is always short on rent, so she finds a sugar daddy anon that lives downtown to help out.
Hinezumi joins an underground street fighter circuit and rises the ranks, but loses to a mysterious martial artist anon that she becomes infatuated with.
Ren Xiongmao opens a pastry shop and dreams of working in city hall/politics, then one day hits it off with an eloquent anon that visits her shop, not realizing he’s a senator from MGC.
Jiangshi hops around aimlessly, and dates an eccentric Anon who is too shy to grope her so he only ever knows her as a Kuu stiff corpse until one day they get a massage from a salon together.

>> No.18151486

>>18151450
The Hinezumi would challenge every remotely /fit/ person to a martial art duel
The Kakuen would keep attempting to kidnap boys but get cockblocked by the local paladins
The Jiangshi would end up working at some bastardized Mist Continent restaurant
The Ren Xiongmao would quickly become the most popular hostess at a small local bar

>> No.18151519

>>18151486
Reminder that the Zipangese invented the Mist Continent restaurant.

>> No.18151525

>>18151484
>>18151486
>Hinezumi comes home one day while the other girls are lounging
>she’s got a bloody lip, bruises on her neck and a black eye
>”Whoa!!! Hine-chan are you alright?”
>she’s swooning and twirling like a giddy schoolgirl
>”Aaaaah~! I’m better than alright! I’m amazing! Though not as amazing as him~! Hahaaaa! You should have seen his SPEED~!”

>> No.18151535

>>18151333
To be honest I'd just pick her up and take her back to bed for some more cuddling

>> No.18151552

>>18151535
>”Kyaaaaaaaaaa... buuuut breakfaaaaaast...”
it would feel so nice feeling her get more and more cuddly gradually over a long snuggle session. Feeling her legs start to rub more, her fingers start to stroke your hair, seeing her eyes go from lifeless to twinkling and noticeably happy.

>> No.18151560
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18151560

How lewd is biting in public?

>> No.18151567

>>18151535
>>18151552
>End up having slow cuddlesex with her
>she smiles and gives you a long smooch as you finish in her, her pussy milking you deep and slow
>she giggles and rubs her nose against yours
>”Hmhm~ good morning for real now, honey.”

>> No.18151572

>>18151525
>That night Hinezumi went to bed early and asked not to be disturbed
>Next morning Kakuen stared at her intensely with a huge smug on her face
>"Say Hine-chan, will you go see Anon-dono today?"
>"After all you spent all of last night touching yourself and repeating his name."
>This broke the fire mouse

>> No.18151573
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18151573

Should we help him?

>> No.18151607

>>18151560
Alot,its like having sex in public anon,it should only be done in the mistress private quarters

>> No.18151608

>>18151560
Less than hand-holding.

>> No.18151610

>>18151560
Depends on the severity of the bite. Nobody bats an eyelash over a big chomp, but for some reason an intimate nibble causes everyone to lose their minds.

>> No.18151622

>>18151560
Very lewd, then again Vampires are lewd creatures.
https://i.imgur.com/ysPQcsF.jpg

>> No.18151636

lolifox

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66632230

>> No.18151638

>>18151622
I want a vampire to make a huge mess when she feeds in front of paladin chan.

>> No.18151643
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>>18151636
Her mother's gonna be very displeased.

>> No.18151665

Okayadon
With moths

>> No.18151672

>>18151573
Hell be fine

>> No.18151677

>>18151665
Do NOT dick the moth daughteru

>> No.18151681

>>18151665
Be careful, a man can stand only so much pofu before succumbing to it.

>> No.18151686
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18151686

>>18151665

>> No.18151691

>>18151677
But she’s so simple and happy to get a faceful of thick cum splattering over her while her mom drowns her mate in pussy.

>> No.18151696

>>18151681
>>18151686
Ah, I love them so much. Not a daughteru dicker but I’d be an insatiable cumpump to a silly ditzy babycrazy Mothman from MGE

>> No.18151706

https://track5.mixtape.moe/upbuhm.webm
So this is what a dancing Ushi would be like.
>>18151665
Yes please.

>> No.18151725

>>18151696
Just reread their profile. I forgot how utterly sweet they are. Top tier clingyfu.

>> No.18151735

>>18151725
>Once they’ve obtained a husband, they start to sense their husband’s spirit energy as an even stronger and warmer light, to the point that other lights feel dim to them. To them, this light is like the only light in the darkness. Their heart and body are always drawn towards that light, and they desire to nestle close to their husband as if to aggressively fawn on and cling to him.

>The only light in the darkness
Don’t you dare let down your pofupofu wife, Anon. Imagine even being away from her for a day.

>> No.18151760

How does the Demon Realm economy work if half of the men spend all day fucking their wives and the other half spend all night fucking their wives?
That's far too much fucking to support our work-ourselves-to-death culture. Every other day you're trapped in your bed with your wife, or, because she can't reach you, you have to have your wife certified on how to weld safely so that she can follow you onto the job site and cling to you.

>> No.18151793

>>18151760
As explained in the world guides, Demon realms are kinda like a post-scarcity society, as an Incubus and his wife have all needs including nutrition and rest fulfilled by having sex. Shops have no real set hours and are at their most innocent are just hobbies for men or monsters, at their most practical are a way to matchmake.
That doesn’t mean there aren’t things like building projects, plays, etc., but in a Demon Realm, the residents have all the time in the world without having to worry about paying the bills as all their needs are solved by sex, so they can take their time putting stuff together with no pressure. Combined with the massive amount of Mamano saturated in the air and ground of such an area, which is literally “make things work out” magic, and, well, It Just Works(tm).

>> No.18151803
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18151803

>Imagine taking in a female swordsman drenched in some kind of thick, tar-like black ichor after she stumbles to your thatched cottage, injured.
>You bathe and clean her body, but notice some strange bumps on her head. Telling yourself it's nothing you go to sleep with her nearby.
>She begins to huff and moan in the middle of the night, shining a light on her you notice that her skin is turning a strange shade of green-blue and that the bumps... are getting bigger.
>The swordswoman begins to complain of an itching feeling in her arms and you watch with utter horror as black fur seemingly erupts all over them as they grow in size, her fingers sloughing flesh and muscle before growing into claws.
>Screams come from her and reach a horrifying crescendo as the pain on her head becomes excrutiating and two horns violently erupt from her head's crown, glistening with blood and mucous.
>A strange glrkkgk sckgl noise reaches your ears and you look down, the flesh of her legs was SQUIRMING
>Fully awake now and screams more than before after realizing the true horror of what was happening to her, two stubby and muscled masses of black fur ending in cruel spikes explode violently, severing her human legs and splattering your walls and floor with her blood.
>She looks at you, tears in her eyes and weakly pleads for help as her human ears sickeningly fall from the sides of her head, two bovine ears folding out and upward.
>Grinding like mortar and pestle, her tailbone grows longer as her buttocks fuse into one seamless mass of flesh and begins to expand like some kind of horrifying skin balloon.
>Her screams and sobs have faded into the weak laughs of a madwoman, the black velvety fur covering her fresh forelegs and where her hips would be flooding across the arachnid abdomen like a miasma
>A tail denotes the end of this horrifying transformation as six new legs, sturdier and more powerful than the first two grow from the sides.
>Your stead's hair grows longer, more erratic as she looks in the direction of the corner you're now huddled in, her eyes quickly changing amber and a flush of red flooding her face.
>Before you realize it, she's lurching closer... and closer on weak arachnid legs, now gaining strength in their unsteady stride, her pussy glistening with moistness as she softly says "Darling~"
>Before the scream can leave your throat, the newborn Ushi-Oni pounces.

>> No.18151804

Wouldn't Dragons lay eggs? I mean, they are lizards.

>> No.18151817
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>>18151804
>lizards

>> No.18151820

>>18151803
Cool if you’re into guro/body horror I guess, though I prefer to think transformations aren’t as gruesome personally

>> No.18151822

>>18151817
what did he mean by this?

>> No.18151825

>>18151817
I didn't need to remember this.

>> No.18151829

>>18151822
This is the guy who sent death threats to KC because he was butthurt about the Dragon profile

>> No.18151834

>>18151829
MERE
FEMALE
LIZARD

>> No.18151845

>>18151820
https://exhentai.org/g/1123547/495e861e27/

>> No.18151852

>>18151829
When was this?
Better yet, why?

>> No.18151856
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18151856

Fat elves

>> No.18151863
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>>18151856

>> No.18151864

>>18151560
that vampire is too lean and slim,I WILL FEED HER!

>> No.18151870

>>18151735
>Only light in the darkness
>Moth
FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP

I can't see her not treating her husband like a normal mother does a light bulb now.

>> No.18151878

>>18151803
Ushi blood+water balloon+crowded space=?

>> No.18151898

>>18151863
Giving her all the fries

>>18151864
I hear you

>> No.18151906

>>18151870
>bouncing up and kissing him quickly before turning to bounce away, but within a second turning around to bound up and hug him shortly before turning to bounce away, but then jumping back towards him to rub his face in her cleavage before turning away, but then...

>> No.18151913

>>18151878
>In other news, officials of The Order have placed an indefinite ban on super soakers

>> No.18151917

>>18151725
Don’t forget they’re one of the most pregnant happy species. Imagine how ecstatic your moth wife would be if you knocked her up with quadruplets.

>> No.18151923
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18151923

Chubby snakes need love too

>> No.18151926

>>18151923
I would pay for her to sit on my face.

>> No.18151929

>>18151926
Would you pay for a face full of snake ass, or are you wanting her to lurch her fat rolls into your mouth?

>> No.18151933

>>18151917
They’re low tier, but probably the best low tier MG.
Eat your heart out, mice girls.

>> No.18151945

>>18151829
Well, he's certainly butthurt now!

>> No.18151952

>>18149236
Hinezumi with Ranma Saotome's curse,
affecting only her personality!

>> No.18151956

>>18151945
Do not.

>> No.18151958

>>18151929
Ideally both in alternation, with my hands able to violently grope her thick squishy sides.

>> No.18151960

>>18151958
>>18151929
Oh, and also, the she in question is an Apophis.

>> No.18151961

>>18151929
I'd go for the latter desu. Feeling her big and heavy body pressing up against you would be heaven

>> No.18151972

We need sombody to do something like the roulette, but not done by Beast.

>> No.18151974

>>18151829
Mere female lizards in naked aprons, not even once.

They are great though.

>> No.18151979
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18151979

I would like to work under a dark mage, just without and shota stuff

>> No.18151983

>>18151960
>>18151961
Comfy snek

>> No.18151984

>>18151979
The shotashit is purely just retarded threadcanon anyway.

>> No.18151986

>>18151984
If KC were to make an MG to appeal to shota fetishists, what would it be?

>> No.18151988

>>18151979
It’s so close between them and demons for who has the most objectively sexy profile body

>> No.18151990

>>18151984
You seem upset

>> No.18151991

How many of us here in the thread would work in a brothel in MGC?
I would. But then again I also want a harem of biker Manticores to make me into their personal boytoy.

>> No.18151992

>>18151979
Do dark mages prefer the magically impaired?
What if the man shes after is a master wizard even better than her?

>> No.18151994

>>18151986
Leviathan

>> No.18151998

>>18151992
You asked this before.
Why would she go after a wizard when they’re looking for a familiar?

>> No.18151999

>>18151983
Of course, this is how I always imagined my clumsy haughty grapesnakefu. Spoiled, pudgy and addicted to smothering me with all of her.

>> No.18152004

>>18151998
Wizard familiar

>> No.18152014

>>18151991
I would

>> No.18152015

>>18151979
Agree, I initially liked their design and lore but had to ignore her because of constant "lmao shotas only"

>> No.18152017

>>18151999
She probably demands you bring her snacks and get in bed to be a heat source after work

>> No.18152019

>>18149236
Hold on a minute, that rat has impressive asscheeks.

>> No.18152020

>>18152004
The whole thing about them is that they’re greedy and power-hungry.
While it’s quite possible for them to be rivals with a wizard (and constantly test their magical defenses as a result), their chosen familiar is going to be someone they can exert control over. It doesn’t do them any good to have a familiar that will constantly make things difficult for her every time she gives an order.

My captcha is “5500 Bees”

>> No.18152037
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>>18152019
Most rodents do!

>> No.18152041

>>18151803
>Posting that old cringey Cronenberg tier thing
Bollocks, please.

>> No.18152051

>>18151438
>it’s gets even better when they try again
>and find out I armed all the neighborhood kids with super soakers

>> No.18152055
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18152055

How would other members of the Gazer species look?

>> No.18152064

>>18152055
Nobody knows, since only one guy cares about one specific member of the species.

>> No.18152068

>>18152017
She’d text every day demanding I pick up her favorite fast food or carryout meals (plural) on my way home and to make sure I get extra marinara/ranch/dipping sauce. Then as work was ending she’d text again pouting that I’m taking too long and we’re out of leftovers and she’s hungry and I’m a dummy for neglecting her.
Then I’d come home, food in tow, and she’d drag me into bed flinging my clothes off and demanding I either eat her out or fuck her deep while she eats and moans at my ministrations. Followed by her sitting on or coiling around me as she puts her favorite shows on, until she pouts that she’s thirsty and makes me get her a drink, which only leads to more sex when I get back. Then the REAL sex starts in the late evening, where she pants and moans as she squeezes me and drools at me bucking balls deep into her, with her finally dozing off once we finish, while whispering “please don’t leave me, I love you so much, please keep staying with me, I promise I’ll always love you...”
Some may think that sounds annoying or bad, but id love every single part of it.

>> No.18152071
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18152071

>> No.18152072

>>18152020
How the fuck would you defend yourself from a DM if you don't know magic?

>> No.18152077

>>18151998
>>18152020
I'm sure there are Dark Mages that end up lusting for a rival's or sensei's dick over wanting a familiar.

>> No.18152090

>>18152072
Refuge in obscurity. For the most part, they don’t care about pleb peasants. Unless there’s a village conveniently nearby, in which case they might monsterize the lot just for kicks.
They’re not kindly girls.

>> No.18152094

>>18151913
>indefinite ban on super soakers
I bet the Hinezumi are behind this.

>> No.18152110

>>18152077
It’s quite possible.
Especially if that wizard has a whole lot of magical miscellania that she can steal, er, borrow.
Marisa confirmed for Dark Mage in training.

>> No.18152117

>>18152094
Well it is a very annoying weakness.

>> No.18152118
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18152118

[X[Touch Reverse Scale

>> No.18152124

>>18151803
Cut out the guts and gore and you have a cute story. How many times would you have to cum inside an Ushi-Oni to make up for calling her a “Fluffy rape spooder”?

>> No.18152135

>>18151760
KC’s euphemisms
>Dey fug littrly all day
Means
>Dey fug lots

>> No.18152138

>>18152019
Perfect for soaking her and then honking them.

>> No.18152145

>>18152072
You become a Hero of Justice.

>> No.18152146

>>18151878
COME ON AND SPLAT-TATATATATAT

>> No.18152152

>>18151991
Is only work at a brothel if it was a specific theme. Like an underground brothel that only the highest of officers in the Mofuza can enter. Or some place that only caters to dragons. I wouldn’t want a revolving door of MGs day in and day out. I’d also get paid big time for my services too. No $50 bullshit here.

>> No.18152154

>>18152145
Oh god someone help my life is being written by a pants-shitting retard that people will claim is a genius

>> No.18152156

>>18152019
Anon! Don't do anything lewd to that poor rat while she's vulnerable!

>> No.18152158

>>18152068
How could anyone even contemplate leaving her?

>> No.18152165

>>18152094
It could also be the lava golems or fire elementals finally forcing through their ban on tactical assault squirt guns.

>> No.18152168

What kind of music would your waifu listen to?

>> No.18152175

>>18151979
Literally cosplay tier

>> No.18152180

>>18152135
So how much is "lots", anyway?
In real life my extended family seems to screw about once per day, and this has helped spousal harmony with no meaningful loss of time.
For monsters, would you screw 3-4 times a day? Like at mealtimes or upon waking and sleeping.
Or do you just never disconnect your crotches?

>> No.18152192

>>18152175
Damn, guess that means she's just an attractive woman with the annoying bits removed and rape magic added, then. That's a shame.

>> No.18152202

>>18152175
K

>> No.18152207

>>18152158
Under her haughty, bratty, spoiled demeanor, she’s deep down a very self conscious and stressed grape that thinks she has to be forceful to get me to stay, even though I’d never leave. She’d be petrified of me talking to female coworkers and both stress-eat and demand I take Friday off to fiercely smother me all weekend long, with some added envenoming bites to ensure I’m too stupored to resist... again, not that I would.

>> No.18152213

>>18152180
It's going to depend on the species, couple and other factors. I'd imagine being glued together at the crotch for the whole day is a thing most couples would like to do on the weekends or holidays or whatever though.

>> No.18152218
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18152218

Casual Demons

>> No.18152228
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18152228

>>18152055
I tried to find something

>> No.18152236

>>18152228
That's the Gazer in the profile decked out in Abyssal gear.

>> No.18152238

>>18152180
I'd say around three to five since it's based on a guy that comes from order territory, so yeah you're correct I think. But there are couples that probably go to double digits I know I woudl sometimes.

>> No.18152239

>>18152228
well that's scary

>> No.18152244

>>18152180
Probably maybe two or three or four times nightly before bed and once or twice to alleviate morning wood. On weekends maybe an afternoon delight or two. You have to realize that with mamanomana support, you now have hentai levels of stamina so you can go another round before you’re spent.

JubJubs, chaos, barometz and a few others would obviously prefer the latter “never disconnect” option.

>> No.18152245
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18152245

>>18152236
Beggars can't be choosers. Here is a hybrid Gazer/Will o Wisp

>> No.18152258

>>18152207
>”Oh, the delivery is here.”
>”Go get it then! I’m starving!”
>walk up to answer the door and hear her call from your room
>”W-Wait, it’s not a girl, right? I-if it is, I’m filing a complaint! I gave specific orders that only men can deliver to us! I’m bringing up the customer service page right...”
>you roll your eyes jokingly as the nice Alp deliverygirl giggles and takes your cash before mouthing ‘thank you!’ and heading back on her bike
>”No, dear, it was the usual deliveryboy!”
>”Well then what’s the holdup? It’s gonna get cold! Climb back in bed this instant, my tummy needs a massage too! Hurry!”

>> No.18152266

>>18152245
Wisp hybrids would be very spooky.

>> No.18152271

>>18152258
Ah, my heart. She’s perfect.

>> No.18152278

>>18152266
Allegedly anyone who dies a virgin can end up a Wisp, including monstergirls.
A possible exception is Dragons, who turn into Zombie Dragons, but personally I'd like to see a Wisp Dragon.

>> No.18152280

I want me and my monster wife to play matchmaker for humans and monsters!

>> No.18152293

>>18152280
[Interested Lilim Noises]

>> No.18152300

>>18152280
[Plotting Baroness Noises]

>> No.18152302

>>18152293
>Love freak lilim who gets aroused watching true love unfold

Nice.

>> No.18152303

>>18152071
Vanilla werewolf fanart, I do love how this artist does a lot of the more neglected girls.

>> No.18152306

>>18152278
>Allegedly anyone who dies a virgin can end up a Wisp, including monstergirls.
proofster.png

>> No.18152308

>>18152280
[Flustered Cupid Noises]

>> No.18152311

>>18152228
All monsters can be improved by turning them into Abyssals.

>> No.18152316

>>18152300
I don't feel like I should trust Baroness Demonfag.

>> No.18152317

>>18152280
I'd do that too. I'd set up a nice restaurant for them to have dates with. I'd even lower the prices if they were a couple or only pretending to be one they would be soon enough.

>> No.18152323

>>18152071
Werewolf needs a profile art update, looks mangy and rough instead of big and furry like hellhound.

>> No.18152324

>>18152071
Great big Awoo's are lovely

>> No.18152331

>>18152316
What’s not to trust?

>> No.18152337
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18152337

>>18152311
*ANGRY BTKFAG NOISES*

>> No.18152340

>>18152308
Time to become a Paladin of Eros.

...maybe slightly more subtle than the other one.
>>18152317
Would you add in anything to the food to "encourage" them?

>> No.18152342
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18152342

>>18152180
For less extreme species its not uncommon for them to treat sex like a meal, i.e. a few times in a 24h hour period. Monsters in the Land of the Four Gods (in the Mist Continent) are even noted to restrict sex to night time most of the time.

That said, judging by the ryu's profile, to have sex continuously without a break for 3 days or more is considered extreme for most monsters (though losing themselves in sexual activity that involves short breaks but lasts for several days is quite common).

>> No.18152345

Friendly reminder that there is nothing better or sexier than a loli MG's tummy.

>> No.18152350

>>18152180
For a Succubus:

- Wake-up blowjob before breakfast leading to seated sex at the table and feeding the husband his meal
- Lunch visit and a quickie at his work on his break
- Bath-time sex to make sure the husband takes in all of her 'scent' and smell
- Good night sex that's the most animalistic and intimate, leaving both spouses cuddling with their crotches conjoined

Then, for a holiday:

A week of relaxed, slow Polynesian style sex. We're talking about husband and wife doing nothing but rutting non-stop in Wonderland, covered in sticky molasses rain while they buck their hips against each other.
The smell of their FUCK so potent that it basically starts an orgy in of itself, finally ending with the conception of their first daughter.

>> No.18152357

>>18152180
Sex could replace meals and even sleeping for most monstergirls anon, I feel like a day would be much longer if you were married to a monstergirl.

>> No.18152367

>>18152345
Execpt her old mom.

>> No.18152368

>>18152331
His corruption fetish.

>> No.18152369

>>18152367
This is a lie.

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>>18152293
>>18152302
>They have a deep love for all men and monsters and they want nothing other than for humans and monsters to live together in harmony
>but no matter what, their goal is the same as that of most other monsters and their own mother, the Demon Lord: to find the one man they love most in all the world and always be strongly longing for one another
>All they want is to become one with their ideal husband
Love is basically their gimmick.

>> No.18152373

>>18152258
I wonder how many belly gropes it'll take for her to stop being so on edge all the time

>> No.18152377

>>18152370
>people think she's a master strategist and planner
>She's just really REALLY into shipping

>> No.18152389

>>18152377
>She only ended up powerlevelling her scheming and strategic skills by playing matchmaking with increasingly more difficult couples
>She even once set up a near-homeless guy yearning for purpose in his life with a dragon at the other side of the planet who had never once seen a man
>Rumors say she's dealing with some extremely dense guy she can't set up with anyone for some mysterious reason, unknown to her that the guy instead of being dense is just biding his time shooting down all attempts in order to find the opportunity to confess to her

>> No.18152391

Do feline MG always land on their feet?

>> No.18152397

>>18152340
Maybe. Our food would be cooked by monsters so it would have DE in them and I think that's enough to help. The big desserts would have the lowered price for couples and maybe a few extra spices.

>> No.18152398

>>18152373
Sitting her fat lamiass in my lap, digging my hands into her squishy tummy from behind, and whispering in her ear how she’s a big sexy bitch that I can’t resist and is the best of the best girl imaginable before I nibble her ear and give hickeys all over her neck would sure melt her stress away.

Though she’d still cover my eyes if an attractive Monstergirl came on screen on the TV show she’s playing.

>> No.18152402

>>18152391
No, sometimes it’s buttfirst into a lap

>> No.18152403

>>18151972
I gotta ask, what the fuck is even your problem with Beast?

>> No.18152408

>>18152370
>All they want is to become one with their ideal husband
I feel bad for non harem monsters that get put into them.

>> No.18152410

>>18152397
If it has demon energy in it some women could monsterize then and there.

>> No.18152432

>>18152403
>>18151972
Not him, but I’d like an episodic writing piece like the roulette, but for the Game Show Lilim where we follow the journey of the winners and see the positive impact on their lives from being consensually monsterized.

>> No.18152440

>>18152432
>Game Show Lilim
Probably the best recent idea these threads have had.

>> No.18152444

>>18152432
>episodic writing piece
>for a lilim
Gee, I wonder which writefag would be interested in writing more lilims.

>> No.18152448

>>18152410
If they became regulars that would probably happen. I wouldn't mind though as long as they didn't fuck on the table or fought out of the ring considering our cooks would be sallies ready for a fight.

>> No.18152472

>>18152444
Losenis, since that's all he really has?

>> No.18152482

Corruption is shit no matter which way you look at it. First of all it's treason. But it's also shit because human women don't deserve those powers. And also you wouldn't want some fake transformed sluts instead of pure-born monstergirls.

>> No.18152491

>>18152482
>Its treason

>> No.18152497

>>18152482
Haha, good one man!

>> No.18152498

>>18152491
I AM THE SENATE

>> No.18152499

>>18152491
[Sheevtistic screeching]

>> No.18152510

>>18152482
I’m drawing a blank on how this post could be any more /r9k/ permabeta

>> No.18152516

>>18152510
I think the new hot word is Incel Anon.

>> No.18152518

>>18152398
That sounds like a lot of work, but I'd be more than happy to put the effort in
Hearing her moan quietly while I knead her soft flesh is just heavenly

>> No.18152529

>>18152497
>>18152499
>>18152491
The Order would be much more entertaining with a Pope Palpatine just being an asshole and loving it.

>> No.18152538

>>18152472
>Count them
>Only 4 stories

>> No.18152540

>>18152444
That’s the thing though. The lilim wouldn’t be the star of the writing. She would be interviewing people who were going through a rough time or wanted to make a change in their life and we would hear their story and about how much better their life is now that they’re monsters.

>> No.18152546

>>18152497
>>18152510
You have no rebuttal because my points were objectively correct.

>> No.18152547

>>18152529
Holy shit yes
I’m not into the order or humanity getting anything in the setting at all but that would be hilarious

>> No.18152551

>>18152529
>Pope Palpatine
Ok I know this sounds too ridiculous but this is my new headcanon. And to be fair, someone with his power could really be the only ‘human’ threat to the DL

>> No.18152552

>>18152482
High grade autism.

>> No.18152554

>>18152546
Actually, you didn't make a single point. Just opinions.

>> No.18152560

>>18152547
>humanity getting anything in the setting at all
woah what the fuck

>> No.18152564

>>18152529
>>18152547
>>18152551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixjd_GvNRu8

>YOU WERE MY SISTER, I LOVED YOU!
'I love you even more now~!'
>BUT THE DEMON LORD IS EVIL, THE PAPACY HAS DECEIVED YOU!
'From my point of view, the Paladins are evil!'

>> No.18152567

I really like elves.

>> No.18152571

>>18152546
>actually trying to argue objective points about morality or taste in the Japanese Sexual Build-a-Bear thread
Oh no Anon, pfft- y-you’re sure right about that!

>> No.18152583

>>18152560
Like written about them or expounded upon because they’re just a backdrop
I mean like I wouldn’t want a world guide solely about the Order with no Monstergirls in it you know

>> No.18152588

5 or 7 for harem size? counting anon

>> No.18152590

>>18152564
I think you got the sides mixed up.

>> No.18152599

>>18152571
You're free to be butthurt and keep shitposting, but you know I'm right.

>> No.18152600

>>18152588
26 with concubines included.

>> No.18152603

>>18152518
Would you be patient with her when she keeps moaning out ‘but you promise you’ll never leave?’ and always say yes?
Would you eat her out without her asking so she knows you enjoy it just as much as her?
Would you lay her pudgy body down in full view as she blushes and slooowly squeeze each inch of it while not breaking eye contact with her?

>> No.18152611

>>18152599
Nigga this is a Japanese masturbation fantasy, morals, values, and social “norms” have little power here.

>> No.18152613

>>18152551
PALPATINE’s BEHIND IT ALL

>> No.18152616

>>18152588
I could go for 7 but I only have 5 specific girls in mind.

>> No.18152622

>>18152611
Stop biting mang, I was just laughing at him is all. Now he’s gonna try and run with it.

>> No.18152630

>>18152613
Probably the reason why Druella is such a shit

>> No.18152633

>>18152564
How would the mg version of the treason scene play out?

>> No.18152644

>>18152590
Sheev is basically Malaal. (S)he would use the authority of the Church if only to make a war with the Demon Lord on a public level since she'd be something like a Baphomet (Which would be hilariously ironic given the Templars worshipped him anyway) or powerful Succubus. It's the old 'win the crowd while you rob them blind' tactic.

>> No.18152647

>>18152630
Wat
What does that have to do with anything

>> No.18152649

>>18152633
Glowing red stun rod to the groin, giving everyone complete numbness for months?

>> No.18152659

>>18152633
>Instead of his face getting all wrinkled and weird it turns him into a fat faceless old man

>> No.18152661

>>18152633
aaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH

>> No.18152668

>>18152644
So would Luke be the first human son born from a monster woman?

>> No.18152675

>>18152622
I'm not sure if making low quality trash posts counts as laughing at someone, "mang".

>> No.18152686
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>>18152633
>>18152649
>>18152659
>Sister Sheev, by the order of the Church of Her Holiness you are under arrest.
'Are you threatening me, Lord Crusader?'
>The High Priestess will decide your fate
'I AM the High Priestess.'
>Not yet you're not
>Sheev's Raiju ears pop up, lightning crackling on her finger tips
'So it's treason then.'
[ AWOOOOOOOOOO ]

>> No.18152687

>>18152482
>Corruption is shit
Subjective.
>First of all it's treason
>treason
>the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill or overthrow the sovereign or government.
Oh well this isn't an understanding of what treason means is it? No a monster girl corrupting girls, who may or may not be from the same kingdom as her is not treason.
>But it's also shit because human women don't deserve those powers. And also you wouldn't want some fake transformed sluts instead of pure-born monstergirls.
Oh I was mistaken taking you seriously, carry on.

>> No.18152688

>>18152644
I think Pope Palpatine works better as a hilariously mean old man that doesn’t like people having nice things

>> No.18152694

>>18152687
>replying

>> No.18152699

>>18152688
Not anymore, now he's a braindead retard.

>> No.18152707

>>18152686
Would Anakin be an Alp, going over to the monster side, or would he be a human make born from the mamanomana?

>> No.18152708

>>18152659
>>18152649
Who would mace windu and friends be?
Inquisitors?

>> No.18152716

>>18152707
>Anakin is now a human born from a Succubus with no father
>Luke is the first Nephalim

>> No.18152723

>>18152644
>Pope Palpatine was in the Original Hero’s party
>the guy that eventually married the current DL and started this whole mess
>she was Cleric but because of the times she had to hide her gender to serve after monsters raided her village
>she eventually fell in love with the hero, but never voicing her emotions out of fear that he’d be disgusted with her
>only after his turn from the CG did she realize that she had her chance with him all along
>she hates monsters so much because she doesn’t want to face the fact that she hates herself the most in the entire world and can’t let go

>> No.18152724

Why do you have to remind me of sw in this thread...

>> No.18152756

>>18152603
I'd do way more than just that, I'd make out with her belly, rub her breasts until they're pink and I'd make sure she's the happiest, meatiest snek in all the land

>> No.18152767

>>18152724
Remember The Last Jedi?

>> No.18152778
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18152778

>Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to listen to the word of Poseidon?

>> No.18152779

Would a nightmare want you to apologize for what you did in her dream last night?

>> No.18152784

>>18152767
I don't want to

>> No.18152786

>>18152756
How would you react when she gives a nervous squeak because she orgasmed just from you making out with her tummy?
The truth is Anon- she thinks you’re way above and out of her league.

>> No.18152787

>>18152778
Sure. I’ve got time. What is life like under the sea anyway?

>> No.18152791

>>18152778
Deep sea scares me.

>> No.18152794
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18152794

Any alternate hair styles you like for your monster girls?

>> No.18152798

>>18152779
It'd be her fault.
She comes in a vulnerable man's dream and offers sex, it's only normal that he would fulfill all his fetishes with the perfect woman she made herself to be even if that includes some messed up stuff that will scar her for life.

>> No.18152802

>>18152778
Sure, I can use some small talk while I’m at the docks fishing.

>> No.18152803

>>18152779
Why? Did it involve the tongue chainsaw from Howard Stern?

>> No.18152810 [SPOILER] 
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>>18152787

>> No.18152814

>>18152778
Is it true, that she bullies Medusas?

>> No.18152822

>>18152810
Is-uh-Is that typical?

>> No.18152826

>>18152778
>>18152810
Do you get ALL of your art from the wiki?

>> No.18152827
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18152827

>>18152814
Why would she do a thing like that?

>> No.18152828
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18152828

>>18152778

>> No.18152829
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18152829

Well, Regura almost killed fug bugs for me. Almost.

>> No.18152840

>>18152829
I really don't like that ending.

>> No.18152842

>>18152828
>wont let you fish in peace
Come on Kraken, you are supposed to be better than regular humans

>> No.18152847

>>18152829
I appreciate someone being held captive without the need for chains.

>> No.18152849

>>18152828
What is she doing with those three tentacles on the right side?

>> No.18152857

>>18152828
>>18152842
>Kraken
That's a vanilla Scylla.

>> No.18152864

>>18152847
Well it's really unnecessary to use chains when he's literally in a nest of man-eaters.

>> No.18152867
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18152867

>>18152787
Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from meeeeee!

>>18152778
I'd love to live in an underwater metropolis.

>> No.18152884

>>18152784
None of us do.

>>18152786
Not him but this makes me want violate her tummy by groping and fondling it.

>> No.18152895

>>18152849
Showing him with a visual aid what she wants his tongue to do to her pussy.

>> No.18152908

>>18152867
Very funny, but I’m serious. What would the everyday life of a Nereid or Mermaid husband be like? What is underwater society like? How do humans, who aren’t very adept at moving around underwater adapt?

>> No.18152918

>>18152786
No such thing as leagues, we're perfect for one another so that' all that matters
Gonna endlessly love that grapesnake

>> No.18152941

>>18152842
She is better. She won't let you fish because she wanta to suck your dick. Compare that to not letting you fish because she wants you to do yard work.

>> No.18152958

>>18152311
I want to find the rare abyssal jabberwock

>> No.18152959

>>18152884
>>18152918
>Squeaky squeals and gasps and moans
>her tail coiling TIGHT around one of your legs
>her pushing up from the small of her back, presenting her meaty body for you to molest and make out with
>her eyes are going unfocused and her lamiapussy is flowing like an overturned honeyjar as she grips the sheets
>”C-call me your big meaty snake! Call me your oversized flesh pillow!”

>> No.18152967

>>18152778
I'd rather lecture her on why Ares is the better god to worship.

>> No.18152972

>>18152510
Its actually kind of beautiful in how off-putting it is. The post manages to insult transformations, monster girls, the MGE setting, human girls and men all at the same time.

>> No.18152974

>>18152959
Oh I would.
She's gonna be my oversized pudge-wife.
Slightly masochistic chubby girls are fantastic

>> No.18153009

>>18152908
It would depend on the place I guess. The Ryugujo's basically let you live underwater much as you would on land, with the added bonus of being able to swim if you don't want to walk.

Sea incubi are able to talk underwater, and presumably can swim better than a normal human as well. Sea monsters can live in underwater homes as well.

And of course many sea monsters choose to live on land with their husbands.

>> No.18153014

>>18152959
How long would you be able to keep this up until she loses it and begs you to fuck her plump purple pussy?

>> No.18153026

>>18152974
Amen to that.
Gonna forcefeed that grape cheesecake while squishing her butt and calling her my fluffy fuckable butterbelly.

>> No.18153030

>>18153014
Not long considering how sweet her thick fluid would smell.

>> No.18153033

>>18153026
Fun times.
Gonna spoil and 'punish' that snake in equal measure.
Gonna make her pharaoh rival feel utterly disappointed that her arch nemesis looks like an overstuffed daiki.

>> No.18153037

>>18152510
>>18152972
Do all corruptionfags tip fedoras as hard as you two?

>> No.18153038
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18153038

What’s the best type of Phantom?
>Broadway Musical Phantom
>Dramatic Playwright Phantom
>Tragic Shakespearean Phantom
>Theater of the Absurd Phantom

>> No.18153041

>>18153038
Adorablel wife phantom

>> No.18153050

>>18153038
Comfy Elf Phantom with a big, ethereal ass.

>> No.18153054

>>18153038
Chuuni loli Phantom!

>> No.18153065

>>18153037
That's the beautiful thing, I don't have to be a corruptionfag to find the post insulting. It covers such a wide range of things it'd be hard to not find something insulting about it.

>> No.18153076

>>18152794
Ponytails, I love them a lot. And I could get some nice comfy long sex hair too after she woke up.

>> No.18153087

>>18152794
Buns or braids.

>> No.18153102

>>18153065
If you find that insulting, and not the post you quoted which reads like it was made by an underage redditor that thinks he's on /v/, I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.18153104

>>18153038
Broadway Musical!

>> No.18153109

>>18153038
Phantom Thief.
She steals your heart.

>> No.18153127

>>18153109
But I can't live without a heart.

>> No.18153136

>>18153033
I imagine the Pharaoh would laugh at her appearance but once she sees the amount of fuck she's getting she'd soon become very jealous

>> No.18153144

>>18153127
Sure you can, being a hollow shell of a man isn't as hard as it seems!

>> No.18153146

>>18153102
On that I confess to not even really knowing what the /r9k/ thing meant, I assumed it was just making fun of the nihilistic, transformation and woman-hating nature of the other post. Thus I may well have made myself look stupid.

>> No.18153147

>>18152794
Twin braids with glasses.

>> No.18153149

>your waifu will never deepthroat you to the hilt and even take your balls in her mouth so she can milk them too

>> No.18153152

>>18153136
Probably.
She may scry in on her rival only to see that fat snake ass getting pounded into the bed or giving be a few blowjobs.

I do wonder how long until the pharaoh starts masturbating while watching us.

>>18153144
No, that's when I'm robbed feeling, not a heart

>> No.18153171

>>18152941
But I like fishing, and to a certain extent, yard work

>> No.18153173

>>18153136
>>18153152
I’ll take one for the team guys and “deal” with that Pharoah myself!

>> No.18153178

https://ztvfemdomtales.deviantart.com/art/Digital-Dominion-1-Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-696262533

>> No.18153189

>>18152941
Nah she can save that for later that night. She’s supposed to be helping me fulfill my dream of becoming a legendary fisherman!

>> No.18153195

>>18153149
Ooooh anon, that is good stuff. As ucomfortable/impossible as that would probably be in real life, I'm sure monstergirls could make it work because as a concept that is really appealing to me.

>> No.18153215

>>18152794
Braids on the front, long hair in the back

>> No.18153219

>>18153171
>>18153189
I said better, not perfect. Good news is you could probably compromise with a nice quiet not-fish-scaring tentaclejob or blowjob while you fish and save the wife-wrecking, boat sinking sex for later. Everyone wins.

>> No.18153224
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>No yandere vampire art

>> No.18153232

>>18152791
It’s OK to stay in the shallows, anon.

>> No.18153236

>>18153232
I don't want to, water monsters are terrifying.

>> No.18153246

Did the DL put monster slayers/witch hunters out of a job?
Or are they now just "cops" who control roudy monsters?

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>>18153236
Relax, they're totally harmless.

>> No.18153285

>>18153250
Mersharks are a little rowdy though.

>> No.18153291

>>18153246
>Not hunting witches and heretics for your personal 'purification' chambers

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>> No.18153306

>>18153285
I imagine they are like normal sharks, penetrate them with something and they’ll stop being as obnoxious

>> No.18153316

>>18153246
Monster slayers could always switch to being mamono realm beast hunters. Its a lucrative and exciting career.

>> No.18153320

>>18153297
>watermarking a traced edit

>> No.18153323

>>18153246
They still exist, one of the fallen maidens was from a zipangu slayer family.
>>18153297
Neat edit, would like to see more in a similar fashion.

>> No.18153324

>>18153149
>>18153195
I don't think my waifu could open her mouth like that. Seeing her jaw "breaking" would leave me in pain and agony more than anything.

>> No.18153328

>>18153316
>You can become a monster hunter
That sounds fun hunting demon realm beasts

>> No.18153330

>>18153152
The smugness of that snake once she finds out would be off the charts, doubly so if she finds out that she's started putting on a bit of extra pudge to try and find a man

>> No.18153335

>>18153316
Be careful though, too much mana and the next thing you know a Deviljho is flexing her trapezius and deltoids to impress you before snu-snu.

>> No.18153341

>>18153297
>watermark

>> No.18153344

>>18153330
Would be great.
Grapesnake would be the biggest and the meatiest though.

Part of me wants to have the pharaoh try to start tempting grape snakes husband

>> No.18153345

>>18153246
Serious answer: the monster slayer still exist and they still slay (with an 's') monsters. That was the actual reason for attacking Lescarie after all, they were good at removing from premises.

>> No.18153358

>>18150473
Because you're not so interested with the girl bits, and just want to fuck horse pussy. And the girl bits are always like a few feet away, so you're free of icky tits distracting you from ploughing into that tight horse ass

>> No.18153360

>>18153324
What of she surprises you while your soft and then lets you grow in her mouth? That way she could get your balls in easily and still get the same effect.

>> No.18153362
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>>18153345
That said, nowadays they tend to end up like this.

>> No.18153371

>>18150616
>did you ever thought about the harem route?
Yeah
>How would be yours
Elves, probably
>why dont you give in and became a manslut for ya gals?
I've got principles. And once the novelty on my cock wears off I'd start to feel pretty miserable.

>> No.18153374

>>18153362
She's pretty cute.

>> No.18153375

>>18150964
>Stop bringing him up
Better off asking the faggot to stop piping up every opportunity

>> No.18153384

>>18153360
I can see her catching me while soft, but my cock growing in her mouth would get stuck and it just wouldn't fit, even if she pressed herself. I can see it happening if she was a slime or really big though.

>> No.18153389

>>18153384
Oh come on anon, you aren't that big, are you?

>> No.18153391

>>18153344
That’s nice, but not for my grape waifu. I am hers and hers alone as stated before.

>> No.18153399

>>18153384
MGs are stretchy and strong.

>> No.18153404

>>18153391
Thats fine.
I just have something for rivals becoming part of a harem and competing so they end up becoming loyal sisters to each other

>> No.18153408

>>18153389
I think I'm average overall and my waifu is a normal sized girl. If it was my dick and my balls at the same time she wouldn't be able to take it for sure.

>>18153399
sure, but seeing her jaw stretch to handle it would be way too weird.

>> No.18153415

>>18150473
I'm an ass man as much as I am a tits man, a body is worthless without an hourglass.

>> No.18153418
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What's a loach /jp/?

>> No.18153419

>>18150616
Every Regura fug bug. Every one of them. But most importantly the white mantis and the moth

>> No.18153430

>>18153418
https://www.google.com/search?q=loach

>> No.18153433

>>18153418
A loach is a fish.

>> No.18153434

>>18153404
All good.
Would you want Pharoah to try and hit on you at work or just show up at your house one day?

>> No.18153435

>>18153418
It's a fish dummy

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>>18153418
How have you never seen one of these bastards before?
Maybe I'm just spoiled by my upbringing around aquariums since my father was a fish breeder for most of my childhood.

>> No.18153442

>>18153434
Hit on me at work while I'm setting up a switch or patching something.
She would probably wear something that would be unfortunately tight fitting and I could probably see some discarded bags of fast food in the trash bin.
I may or may not need to work on ignoring her thighs or the little pooch she has.

>> No.18153447

>>18153418

a pain in the butt fish to catch in Ocarina of time

>> No.18153449

>>18153250
How could anyone be afraid of this cutie

>> No.18153450

>>18153434
>just show up at your house one day?
I find the idea of a Queen of the Dessert...er Desert showing up one day to my house amusing.

>> No.18153451

>>18153447
And Twilight Princess, but mainly due to stupid gyroscope games

>> No.18153459
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>>18153451
>Wii version

>> No.18153460

>>18153450
>chubby pharaoh telling pudgy snake that she's just 'stopping by to say hello and see if they want to have dinner with her.'
>It's all polite as you're watching but there's angry snake tail thrashing and the pharaoh looks ready to pounce.

Cute, both of them.

>> No.18153461
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>>18153439
Although that being said, the Clown Loach is probably the worst example of a Loach for that metaphor.
Here's a better loach species.

>> No.18153465

>>18152829
>>18152840
The spirit is wounded but the dick is engorged

>> No.18153469

>>18151560
It's just a slightly bloodier PDA. It's on par with frenching. I'd be okay with feeding in public if it were somewhere semi private

>> No.18153489

>>18153460
>Pharaoh tries to get some clout by backhandedly pointing out how weighty and 'full figured' the Apophis has become since she last saw her
>Apophis however grins and smooshes your head into her side, saying its all because her MAN likes his girls to be soft and cuddly
>"Oh, but that doesn't concern you, does it Miss Pharaoh? By the way, why don't I finish that plate for you, you look like you don't want to eat any more~"
>"W-what? No, wait! I suddenly feel quite famished! Y-yes, in fact I think I'd like seconds!"
And it begins.

>> No.18153491

How would you sub anons feel about visiting a professional monstergirl dominatrix, either alone or with your waifu if you're married?

>> No.18153499

>>18152840
I mean, she did say he was a good boy, presumably the other one tried to run and died doing so.
Either way Regura Bugs make the dick want to Fug but the Soul gets kicked. Except that one where the dude tries to commit suicide but is taken by a bug, that one was happy, and hits way to close to home.
>>18153491
>visiting a professional monstergirl dominatrix
No, No, No. I'm all for femdom but, gentle femdom not... that.

>> No.18153502

>>18153489
Yep the rivalry and rush begins.
If I don't have two pudgster rivals, chest to chest on my bed and waiting for me to take them than I'll be mad.

>> No.18153512

>>18153499
That's the first bug that's a full-on evil cunt though.

>> No.18153520
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>>18153491
No, my dude. And that's comin from ME. Sounds terribad. Just encourage your waifu, she'll know how to take the lead.

>> No.18153525

>>18153512
She's only evil from the human perspective.

>> No.18153526

>>18153491
No thanks anon, that's not for me at all. I do definitely like the idea of being dominated by an outside force together with my waifu and/or daughteru, but the effect we'd want could easily be achieved by some specialized non-sentient machines and a smart bit of programming by a friendly Gremlin. Involving an outside party just wouldn't feel right at all, especially if it's their profession and especially in a monstergirl setting.

>> No.18153530

>>18152707
Anakin would be Anniekin the (second) greatest sue to live, before she turns to the lewd side and mass rapes all the little shota hero trainees

>> No.18153535

>>18153050
My man

>> No.18153538

>>18153525
Literally the only perspective that matters.

>> No.18153542

>>18153502
I happen to know a guy who's also into chubsters, I can hook the Pharaoh up with him
A rivarly is fun but I'm loyal to that fat grape and that fat grape only

>> No.18153546

>>18153491
I agree with >>1815352, if you really want to sub with your waifu just get (non automaton) robits to do it or visit a tentacle forest.

>> No.18153547

>>18153542
That would be nice of you to do.

>> No.18153552

>>18153546
meant to quote >>18153526

>> No.18153571

>>18153542
>"Anon, you told off that skank and probably drove her to cry and run off and maybe die or something I don't care- the point is, I'm so grateful for that~"
>"Actually I set her up with Jim and they're really ha-"
>"Shh. So tonight~"
>She unfurls the blankets around her and reveals her practically bursting out of a jeweled bellydancer outfit, expensive jewelry adorning her every soft delicious curve and her body slick and shiny with oils
>"-Tonight, I'm going to make you feel really special~"

>> No.18153573

>>18153512
Yeah, but there was that one, who while morally correct while killing those gang-rapist fucks, still doesn't help the soul.

>> No.18153580

>>18153573
Gang-rapists of the attempted NTR variety deserve worst the world has to offer.

>> No.18153586
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18153586

>>18148558
steamed hams

>> No.18153589

>>18152829
I don't normally like his character designs, but she's pretty good.

>> No.18153592

>>18153586
But I thought she said we were having steamed clams

>> No.18153605

>>18153586
Rum hams!

>> No.18153608

>>18153525
>Hitler was ony evil from allied powers perspective.

>> No.18153611

>>18153608
From my perspective the Jedi are evil!

>> No.18153613

>>18153605
Don't let onis learn what rum ham is
and wendigos are too young to drink.

>> No.18153623

>>18153571
>she begins to slither all over you in what seems to be a laying down belly dance
Fucking unf

>> No.18153629

>>18153613
>Wendigo daughterus find the hidden rum ham that mama Wendigo was saving for a special occasion
Oh no!

>> No.18153636

>>18148558
>"Ah anon, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable fuck- I mean luncheon!"

>> No.18153637

>>18153629
>[drunken awawawa]

>> No.18153639

>>18153586
Soups up!

>> No.18153649

>>18148558
>"But what if I were to steal food from that Troll's Cottage nextdoor and pass it off as my own cooking?"
>"Ohohoho, delightfully devilish Cheshire..."

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>> No.18153656

>>18153654
eeew

>> No.18153657

>>18153629
>little Wendigos drunk on rum ham falling over in the snow
That's how you make top 3 in MGC's Funniest Home Videos

>> No.18153668
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>>18149467
Yetis are a bunch of hosers!

>> No.18153669

>>18153608
Well yes. She only uses the example of pigs and cows because that's how they see people, in a way. She also doesn't specify what kind of people they eat, whether or not they're good or bad so for all we know she may actually prefer scumbags for her palate.

>B-But muh morality!
Lower crime rates and better housing for the bug people, oh no. It's a fictional setting. It has no effect on your life outside of reading it for the faps.

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>>18153656
Shit taste detected

>> No.18153682

>>18153335
Mana alone cannot turn an animal into a monster girl, regardless of amount. They have to have a deep and loving bond with a particular person.

>> No.18153691

I need an NPC bodyguard in my Pathfinder campaign, and I'm tired of humans. Hit me with a reasonable monster.

>> No.18153692

>>18153433
More specifically a often somewhat eel-like fish.

>> No.18153698

>>18153682
>Mana alone cannot turn an animal into a monster girl, regardless of amount.
even if I were to replace all their blood with it?

>> No.18153703

>>18153691
Goblin of course. Make them your trap monkey.

>> No.18153704

>>18153691
Dwarves, half-orcs.
Bug Bears

>> No.18153706

>>18153698
No?
That would either just kill them or cause them to immediately regenerate everything you removed.

>> No.18153708

>>18153706
What if I were to take a loli and drop her into a dark hole and winch her back out?

>> No.18153710

>>18153525
Except her perspective doesn't make any sense, if she's able to communicate with humans on the same level then why should their lives not matter? Her only justification for her kind eating humans seems to be "that's what we do, its inconsiderate of humans to want us to stop."

>> No.18153716

>>18153708
Get outta here Bonehead.

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>>18153710
Do you care what the bread and meat thinks when you eat the sandwich?

>> No.18153724

>>18153718
Except bread isn't sentient.

>> No.18153728

>>18153724
Prove it.

>> No.18153738

>>18153724
If anything, Regura is more to blame than anything for not specifying which kind of people they keep offering to her as 'tribute'. It'd be far easier to get away with eating a drunkard than say, a school girl.

>> No.18153745

>>18153728
Bread has no organs with which it could create thoughts.

>>18153738
Yes but that still brings of the fact that BREAD ISN'T PEOPLE

>> No.18153755

>>18153745
Dio disagrees.

>> No.18153756

>>18153669
>She only uses the example of pigs and cows because that's how they see people
This is such a bullshit fallacious excuse no matter how often authors make use of it in various stories, anything that uses it should be purged with no mercy. It's irrelevant if a monster only eats bad people, because it would still eat good people if the bad people ran out. Not to mention the man-eating monster is on it's own moral authority which is proven to be lacking while deciding who is bad enough to get eaten.

Kill them all with fire.

>> No.18153758

>>18153755
And I say Dio isn't a good judge on these things

>> No.18153761

>>18153756
She seems pretty loving so long as you don't try to betray her or get yourself killed by being stupid and running away. The truest way to bully the fug bug is to knock her up, even though Regura makes it seem like they can't get pregnant.

>> No.18153768

>>18153755
All he did was sing about wheels and darkness though

>> No.18153794

>>18153637
>awawawa
Where did this meme come from again?

>> No.18153810

>>18153499
Was it implied that the other guy tried to run away?
It seemed like she treated him as a toy and killed the other guy when was done with him.

Though the idea of a powerful girl seeing you as a pet like a cat dog or spider is kinda hot

>> No.18153814

>>18153418
Are we sure it isn’t roach with an L/R confusion?

>> No.18153818

>>18153794
/mgt/ needs baby talk.

>> No.18153819

>>18153794
Anime thing where small girls make the sound when flustered
Wendigos are small girls

>> No.18153821

>>18153794
I thought it was just a cutesy noise made in anime, and in turn it got given to some of the cutesy, spacey monster girls.

>> No.18153823

There are way too few MGs that I'd consider properly dressed.
Where are all the mittens, snow pants, parkas, fur-lined boots, etc?
There are probably less than a dozen total images of that stuff, and not one balaclava.

>> No.18153824 [DELETED] 

>>18153818
They have their own word for roaches.

>> No.18153836

>>18153814
They have their own word for roaches.

>> No.18153837

>>18152258
Would date the Alp Delivery-girl.

>> No.18153838

>>18153823
Get some art of it done then

>> No.18153846

>>18153810
She did say "Don't worry, Ma-Kun's a good boy".
I also find it kinda hot.

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>>18153823
Canuckistani plz.

>> No.18153850

>>18153794
Inazuma

>> No.18153858
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18153858

>>18153823
Thick Succubi in winter gear!

>> No.18153866

>>18153858
Thickest Succ

>> No.18153875

>>18153823
It's hard to look cute in a balaclava. Maybe someone with a femdom fetish could want a girl looking menancing in one but it is kind of dehumanizing for a girl that's already less than human.

>> No.18153878

>>18153818
I'd babytalk my waifu once in a pink moon. I would babytalk my daughteru while she was a youngling though.

>> No.18153882

>>18153875
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71CtPjV1bAL._SY355_.jpg

>> No.18153886

>>18153882
nigga I aint clinking that

>> No.18153889

>>18153878
I'd babytalk my Titania boss at work when she does a good job

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>>18153823
Even Yetis can dress for the weather

>> No.18153896

>>18153668
Is that where the term actually comes from?

>> No.18153898

>>18153882
Fair enough. You might be able to pull off a Kunoichi in one. Go draw it man.

>> No.18153902

How do you differentiate between anubis the god and anubis the species in a conversation?
Considering gods are real in MGE it seems like having a god who shares her name with the name of species thats basically mini-me's

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>>18153823

>> No.18153924

>>18153889
Anon please, titanias are too pure and she'll be too happy and slightly embarrassed if you do it! She needs to be a stern and angry boss if she wants others to respect her.

>> No.18153946

>>18153924
Stern angry bosses don't get my pink starbursts though.

>> No.18153950

>>18153847
I so need to read some good White Horn fiction.

>> No.18153952

>>18153902
We don't need to because nobody talks about the god and the mummy curse thing from the wiki has been forgotten in favor of le scheduledog

>> No.18153953
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18153953

I didn't think someone would reach the final floor after all this time.

>> No.18153955

>>18153902
God-anubis is probably just a milfy one that considers the species her children

>> No.18153957

>>18153924
Thats good
but being mushy with strong and badgirls in public is better

>> No.18153958
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18153958

guys there is something wrong with my rat

>> No.18153960

>>18153902
Context. English does worse.
Anubis is an Anubis anyway.

>> No.18153968

>>18153950
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=a-whitehorn-christmas

>> No.18153970

>>18153953
Holy smokes she's adorable.

>> No.18153971

>>18153953
She seems out of sorts. Maybe I should come back later.

>> No.18153972

>>18153953
That Echidna's getting at least 30 children!

>> No.18153974

>>18153958
She needs to go to the bathrrom and she's stuck in that suit.

>> No.18153975

>>18153953
Adorable.
Now, if she can just sign this package I can be on my way to pick up a video and some pizza

>> No.18153977

>>18153953
Dammit not again.

How is an adventurer supposed to make a living if every fucking dungeon has "twu wuv" as it's treasure? I'm never going to pay off that Tanuki loan at this rate.

>> No.18153978

>>18153958
Aww jeez anon. I don't know, she looks perfect to me.

>> No.18153981

>>18153958
I am a certified mouse inspector willing to sniff out her problem.

>> No.18153982

>>18153974
That's hot.

>> No.18153991

>>18153977
Oh good, killjoy is back.

>> No.18153996

>>18153991
Killjoy is a pretty hardcore adventurer name.

>> No.18154001

>>18153991
I'm not trying to bring down everyone else's good time, by all means romance the snake. I have bills to pay though.

>> No.18154002

>>18153977

you're supposed to preform elaborate heists in order to steal from dragons.

>> No.18154011

>>18153991
>>18153996
I went to school with a guy whose last name was Killgore. I always thought it was the most metal name I'd ever heard.

>> No.18154016

What happens when your waifu starts naming sex moves like wrestlers name wrestling moves? What kind of names would she come up with?

>> No.18154024

>>18154016
>naming sex moves like wrestlers name wrestling move
I spat my drink a little, thanks.

>> No.18154030

>>18154016
What about how superheros name their attacks? I don't watch wrestling.

>> No.18154032

>>18154030
That works fine too.

>> No.18154037

>>18154016
>Implying my Oni Waifu isn't also a wrestle.
The difference is she gets embarrassed when I ask her about naming her sex positions.

>> No.18154038

>>18154016
The shamwow

>> No.18154041

>>18154016
Dirty deeds
Crotch stunner
Seeing stars
Magic trick
Tight black hole
Reverse scale driver
Sticky situation

>> No.18154042

>>18153968
>http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=a-whitehorn-christmas

That is pretty adorable, especially in the poem form.

>> No.18154050

>>18154016
>>18154030
>>18154032
The Detroit Smash

>> No.18154051

>>18154037
Positions all have names. It's when she yells out Deepthroat Head Thrust before going down on you that gets embarrassing when the Dark Priests next door can hear it.

>> No.18154055

>>18154038

What if there was a shamwow Ittan?

Who can hold 12 times her weight in liquid?

>> No.18154061

>>18154050
The pelvis puliverizer

>> No.18154070

>>18154016
Fun happens.

>The Bottom Line
>In The Hole
>Inflation Risk
>Working As Advertised
>Sex And Taxes
>Nest Egg

>> No.18154071

>>18154051
Hearing her 'Oh my!' in the morning when I leave with the wife would be nice, if only to see that big, bulky oni blush a deeper read.

>> No.18154078

>>18154016
Her best one would be the Downtown Dunkeroni Three Cheese Bronco Dick Surprise Wondermins Hell-shot from Outer space, You Bitch!

>> No.18154080

>>18154070
Who is The Coon?

>> No.18154082

>>18154016
Some really goofy ones related to gems, treasures and a bit of herself. Shit like Diamond crusher, stone splitter, star maker, special booty, sunny side up and things like that.
I'd secretly record it all and create some names for my own moves.

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18154097

>>18152432
>>18152444
>>18152472
The idea itself is interesting enough that I'd give it a shot, but I already have another story involving a lilim that I'd be writing about.

>> No.18154136

>>18154097
>More Vicco
Oh yay.
You get off this time, i can't bully Lilims anymore.

>> No.18154143

>>18154097
There's something odd about that hat

>> No.18154157

>>18154097
Can lilims customize their lust aura?
Like make people more submissive, dominant, masochistic, feel a need to fight?
I guess thats why viccy gets bullied so much.

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>>18154136
>More Viccy
Not necessarily. It'd involve her daughteru based on what I wrote in the last chapter of All's Fair etc, but not as the main character of the story itself.

>> No.18154173

The Barometz bonecrusher
The Salamander slide
The wing wringer
The whiter horn
The Shelob shimmy
The Carolina cock-trap
The Unleash the Kraken
The Ouroboros
The French connection
The Wight power
The Bull-dozer
The 2 feet under

>> No.18154180

>>18153823
I'm still waiting on an arctic kitsune with in a whitehorn-esque outfit.

>> No.18154189

>>18154160
>Her doughterus
So is bullying them before you even write them acceptable? They better have hats.

>> No.18154211

>>18154189
She is a natural loser, so yes.

>> No.18154212

>>18154189
>Daughterus
Singular, anon. Bullies get shot.

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18154224

>>18154061
the Pelviscerator

>> No.18154229

a fruit bearing plant girls who's fruit while imparting god like sexual stamina are extremely foul tasting.

>> No.18154240

>>18154212
That makes it sound like there was more than one daughter but she was a bully. Hats are clearly serious business in that family.

>> No.18154252

>>18154229
Don’t bully the carrion alurane!

>> No.18154253

>>18154212
>Bullies get shot
In the head please.
She must be a complete loser without a husband, and probably wears a more ridiculous hat than her mother.
And i'm guessing something about SWOOORDS too.

>> No.18154255

>>18154229
Sounds good for force-feeding.

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>>18154180
pomf

>> No.18154271

>>18154253
Into the book of grudges you go

>> No.18154277 [DELETED] 

Some people still have their Christmas decorations up, so you can have this Christmas bird.

>> No.18154279

>>18154253
I though swords were the thing of the other Lilim

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>>18154180
It is fortunate whitehorns do not wear pants.

>> No.18154287

>>18154271
I said i wouldn't bully Lilims but she doesn't exist yet so technically i can bully her.
Oh and also she's SHIT!

>> No.18154299

>>18154287
SadImageNotAvailable.jpg

>> No.18154303

>>18154271
I want a shortstack dwarf to come to my home with some guards to demand I make amends for an ancient wrong that was recorded that my ancestor did to her ancestor.

I want to be surprisingly accommodating to this and work through it with her, leading to the guards being surprisingly bored in that they don't have to fight or chase me down.

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18154319

Awoo!

>> No.18154332

>>18154319
I like my awoos with more muscle and/or meat

>> No.18154333

>>18154299
She's a Baby hat alp!

>> No.18154342

>>18154333
Too far!

>> No.18154353

>>18154277
Forget something?

>> No.18154355

>>18154016
Rainmaker

>> No.18154357

>>18154267
>>18154284
I needed this.

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18154358

>>18154279
I want to fuck the dragon witch as we burn shit together

>> No.18154362

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that skeletons, automatons, golems, and even living dolls can freely remove their limbs to serve as little pillows for you.

Sure, its weird and may make people question you but it can be done.

>> No.18154369

>>18154319
I like my hellhounds with nipples

>> No.18154372

>>18154358
That Jeanne is for mating pressing while she heart pupils

>> No.18154377

>>18154362
>goodnight anon is secretly an amputee fetishist

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18154381

AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

>> No.18154384

>>18154377
He's not the only one anon, monstergirls and magic are good stuff.

>> No.18154389

>>18154377
Anon please.
I'm a different kind of degenerate.

Granted, it may be fun to try out with those girls for a day or two but they kinda need to be able to do things while I'm at work.

>> No.18154392

>>18154381
Why? What could possibly happen?

>> No.18154396
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>>18154377
>>18154384
Magic, bitch

>> No.18154414

>>18154377
He wrote about an MGR styled Cyborg Mino getting fugged after having her prosthetics sliced off.

>> No.18154424

>>18153977
Who says you don't get material treasures from her as a wedding gift?

>> No.18154429

>>18154389
I meant the comment in more of a jokey kind of way, I actually didn't really mean for it to be rude/serious or super insinuating.

>> No.18154430

>>18154414
Oh yeah, I did write that.
Time flies.

>> No.18154434

>>18154429

Mine was supposed to be as well in more of an 'oh you!' kinda tone.

Anyway, time for bed for real

>> No.18154441

>>18154396
I was thinking more along the lines of pocket dimension magic anon, something like dimensional bands or caps that go around the upper arms and upper thighs. The arms and legs would be inserted into pocket dimensions that immobilize them and deaden all sensations while they're in there for some nice, comfy, temporary quad-amp fun.

While on the topic of dimensional magic, another idea I had was a Portal-esque cock ring that I could put on so my waifu could use me as an actual dildo when we're apart.

>> No.18154443
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>>18154377
Nothing wrong with amputees. Makes you want to love and protect them even more

>> No.18154446

It's cold, some people have their Christmas lights up, and Christmas stuff goes up in November so there is a grace period for the holiday.

Larger res
https://imgur.com/a/JFQWu

>> No.18154452
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>>18154446
Not again.

>> No.18154525
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18154525

Chocolate raijus

>> No.18154544

>>18153953
You ever wonder if those hair snakes have minds of their own and can actually talk to her?
>"Hey, don't you think that human boy over there is pretty cute. Go and ask him if he wants to fuck."
>"Yeah, girl! Go get some of that D!"
>"Is it cool if I watch?"

>> No.18154558

>>18154544
Wow, those headsneks are a bad influence. Don't listen to them, Echidna-san.

>> No.18154566

>>18154525
Chocolate Mersharks.

>> No.18154573

>>18154525
I always wanted to collar Yoruichi as a kid. Such a pretty cat.

>> No.18154575
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>> No.18154577

>>18154573
She'd probably be into that too.

>> No.18154579

>>18154566
Chubby, sleepy, shortsighted Greenland mersharks, that bully the hell out selkies, but no one believes either of them about it.

>> No.18154583

>>18154579
Greenland mersharks aren't chubby, they just act chubby. They're tall and leggy.

>> No.18154593

>>18154525
I want to slap those tits.

>> No.18154598

>>18154593
But anon, you'll gat zapped!

>> No.18154608
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18154608

Would you?

>> No.18154616

>>18154608
no way dude

>> No.18154618

>>18154319
Damn, those thighs must be heavenly.

>> No.18154621

>>18154598
I'm fine with that. Go big or go home.

>> No.18154631

>>18154573
Be careful, anon. If you get that brown cat you also have to marry her friend.

>> No.18154632
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18154632

>>18154616
Pussy

>> No.18154633

>>18154583
They actually don't have that much of a belly for that size of a shark

>> No.18154639

How do the majority of anons find the writefagging they want to read?

>> No.18154644

>>18154608
I don't tentacles with teeth

>> No.18154646

>>18154631
Oh boy! Package deal?!

>> No.18154649

>>18154608
If I get to look at other parts of her while she uses that... thing, then sure.

Oddly enough I find appendages like the manticore's tail a lot more attractive than the jabberwock's mouthed tentacles. I think it's because of those weird flat teeth they have. I'd rather they were toothless or maybe had small, sharp teeth.

>> No.18154651

>>18154446
Adorable birb

>> No.18154655

What monstergirl do you think would be interested in an Illegal underground boxer?
Because I imagine MGC would frown on sports like boxing in it's early days before Monstergirls get used to things like that.

>> No.18154657

>>18154608
I guess I'd floss them.

>> No.18154663

>>18154646
Yes, but it might take some time to convince her to be comfortable with you.

>> No.18154671

>>18154558
But what if she's really shy and the headsneks are just trying to encourage her to find a husband? An Echidna's womb is a poor thing to squander.

>> No.18154677

>>18154663
It's is alright, there's plenty of time to earn each other's trust.

>> No.18154679

>>18153953
>latenight echidna
Made my day

>> No.18154680

>>18154671
Human boys like nice, demure women. She'll only attract scum if she listens to those dumb gyaru snakes.

>> No.18154685

>>18154608
Why are you posting a bunch of pics from the Jabberwock doujin?

>> No.18154689

>>18154655
Any fighting monster, and others that might be into that.

>> No.18154690

>>18154680
>implying cc gyaru echidnas aren't best girl

>> No.18154697

>>18154677
>it is is
You don't deserve that brown raiju or her hornet friend

>> No.18154698

>>18154697
Yeah, typos are a real bitch.

>> No.18154711

>>18154690
>cc gyaru echidna
This is a thing I never knew I wanted. My dick would explode out of my pants at the sight of her, and then several more times inside her

>> No.18154716

Magitek armor?

>> No.18154724

Are dragon bellys also vulnerable while in human form?

>> No.18154750

>>18154724
Yes, so kiss and tickle them a lot!

>> No.18154753

>>18154724
Canonically so for Wurms.

>> No.18154754

>>18154724
What kind of Dragon?
Some have rock hard abs others have squishy weak bellies.

>> No.18154758

>>18154753
So THAT'S how you wrangle a Wurm.

>> No.18154767

>>18154711
>Dumb nympho raising a bunch of dumb nymphos
Pottery. Really, really, terrifying pottery. At least once in a while it'd lead to a diamond in the rough though.

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>>18154724
Only if they let themselves go. Of course, they'll think that they're still an impregnable fortress, so a little bit of bullying is required at this point.

But soft dragons do come with other perks.

>> No.18154775
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18154775

Have you taken the time today to venerate our lord and savior?

>> No.18154780

>>18154775
No, because she's Cute!

>> No.18154785
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>>18154758
Yep.
Belly rubs are the one way to tame the beast.

>> No.18154787
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18154790

>>18154767
You're thinking of bimbos, Anon. Gyarus aren't always bimbos.

>> No.18154804
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>>18154775
I serve the lilim of battle

>> No.18154810
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>>17624693
>>17657373
>>17881032
>>18004254

>> No.18154812

>>18154775
I fapped to monstergirls today. I love how that actually counts.

>> No.18154817

>>18154284
I know I'm supposed to be looking at that Snow Fox ass.

But those ears are what really captivates me. They're so long and fluffy.

>> No.18154820

>>18154810
Anubis a cute! A CUTE! I also see that Rata-chan and her Oni sidekick are attempting to find a new scoop.

>> No.18154828

>Kikimora is an exceedingly proficient assassin
>Takes work from both private contractors and government contacts
>In the right circles, just knowing about her is worth more than gold
>She sees a man one day and immediately decides that she's finally found her master
>Retires immediately and settles in as a perfect maid
>Her new master doesn't understand why people in black suits keep knocking on the door and she's not forthcoming with answers, only telling him that they came on business and she turned them away as no one in the household has any business with them
>He's convinced they're onto his torrenting

>> No.18154830
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18154830

>>18154774
>>18154754
Wrong
Even if they have hard bellies their still vulnerable

>> No.18154843

>>18154566
Chocolate Mershark Pirates from the Caribbean?

>> No.18154844

>>18154804
How tough do you have to be to enter Selene's town?

>> No.18154857

>>18154844
You gotta eat a bowl of nails.

>> No.18154861

>>18154843
No, Chocolate shark from bad shonen.

>> No.18154867

>>18154830
Is it true that if your punch a Dragon right over her womb she cums?

>> No.18154871

>>18154810
What a great couple they are.
Also OH MY GOD RATA-CHAN IS SO CUTE AND SMOL

>> No.18154879

>>18154810
Mechanubis?

>> No.18154892

>>18154443
Pls delet this

>> No.18154900

>>18154810
>>18154871
>"Haarw? What's this? Looks like a delightful date is in prime position for a puff-piece interview immediately!"
>"Aww-HIC-www, don't interrupt boss, let em-HIC-enjoy their date'n kareko- k-kara... the singin' thing! HIC!"

>> No.18154904

>>18154871
>OH MY GOD RATA-CHAN IS SO CUTE AND SMOL
No. I think Oni is just HUEG.

>> No.18154909

>>18154904
I wanna take both of them and be their friend!

>> No.18154910

>>18154810
So what's she singing? Moonlight Shadow?

>> No.18154915

>>18154810
>Latenight drew a guy with an actual face
That's almost more impressive than the cute anubis doing karaoke

>> No.18154917
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>>18154915
He's drawn faces before.

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>>18154867
No!!!
You gotta be gentle

>> No.18154924

>>18154910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

>> No.18154939
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>>18154915
Ayy Lmao

>> No.18154943
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>>18154917
They're definitely in the minority, though yeah thinking back I can pick out a few.

>> No.18154952

>>18154943
This party's getting crazy!

>> No.18154959
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>>18154917
It’s the level of detail. It’s normally something like this.

>> No.18154965

>>18154810
I wonder how long it took her before the date to clasp that necklace.

>> No.18154968

>>18154867
Harapan?

>> No.18154982
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18154982

What is Dwarf bread made out of? Where do they get flour underground? Is it made out of bugs? Mushrooms? Lichen of some kind?

>> No.18154983

>>18154965
Magnetic clasps. That, or she's smart enough to make a tool to help with small tasks like that.

>> No.18154990

>>18154982
https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Dwarf_Bread

>> No.18154993

>>18154982
Do dwarfs actually take offense to short jokes?

>> No.18154994

>>18154982
Lazy answer: Magic fills in the gaps to provide plants with a pseudo-sunlight substitute.

>> No.18154996

>>18154982
With the amount of gold, gems, armor, tools, and weapons they forge, I'm pretty sure dwarves could subsist as a purely industrial society and import all their grain. Though given how much ale they make, too, I wouldn't be surprised if they have wheat farms.

>> No.18154999

>>18154990
I don't consider Terry Pratchett and authority on these matters, his dwarves mine fat.
>>18154993
Just a little though.

>> No.18155007

>>18154996
But where do they grow their wheat and barley for ales? I find the idea of Dwarves subsisting on foodstuffs that are imported doesn't strike the right chord, they're supposed to be independent.

>> No.18155011

I know it's been so long
Since we saw each other last

>> No.18155014

>>18154994
Dwarves don't use magic.

>> No.18155017
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>> No.18155023

>>18155007
There's no rule stating that Dwarves can't have above-ground farming settlements.

>> No.18155024

>>18155017
Whats inside the box?

>> No.18155036

>>18155023
But then they'd be exposed! Think of the children and their agoraphobia!

>> No.18155038

>>18155007
Mirrors then, maybe? If their forges are deep enough to tap lava for heat, they'd have access to good volcanic soil for growing crops. And I could just see a dwarf foaming at the mouth about the prospect of a challenging build like getting sunlight all deep underground.

>> No.18155041

>>18154982
How does one get in a dwarfs book of grudges?
What happens when she comes for vengeance?

>> No.18155046

>>18155038
Well if the Egyptians could light their tombs with mirrors I'm sure the Dwarves can do the same.
>>18155041
I imagine angry Dwarf women possess an array of sex toys that can used to inflict their displeasure upon you.

>> No.18155047

>>18155024
A starving Redcap.

>> No.18155049

>>18155041
Sell their family's generations-old smithing tools. Insult the legendary battleaxe they crafted that has had songs written about it. Outdrink them.

>> No.18155050

>>18155024
If movies have taught me anything, it's a Dullahan's head.

>> No.18155051

>>18155047
Someone should feed her.

>> No.18155053

>>18155046
>if the Egyptians could light their tombs with mirrors
Now I'm picturing a dwarf and an anubis becoming rivals over designing & architecture.

>> No.18155060

>>18155053
Reminder that when the Hittites beat the Egyptians by advancing to the iron age first it was because the Dwarves wanted to mess with the Anubi.

>> No.18155081

>>18154844
>"Lady Selene, it seems that the travelers are starting to call your town "The salty spitoon."
>Selene's face is a combination of offended and confused

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>>18155053
>You want that little girl's design elements incorporated into MY project?

>> No.18155106

>>18155092
Put a Gremlin, a Dwarf, and an Anibus in the same room. If you could get them to agree for two seconds, you'd probably be able to solve any engineering problem ever.

>> No.18155110

>>18155106
>So guys, how's cold fusion coming along?
>It'll be done in 20 years
NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
NOTHING!

>> No.18155121

>>18155047
>>18155051
>Anon orders 40lbs of rape on amazoness.mon as a joke
>It arrives 2 days later
>Inside the box is a starving Redcap
>He gets brutally beaten down and raped for hours
>He left a 5 stars review and recommended it to his friends

>> No.18155144

>>18155024
200 Fairies.

>> No.18155147

>>18154608
Extra mouths are the reason why wocks are shit on my list.

>> No.18155155

>>18155110
>so guys, how's cold fusion coming along?
>still trying to figure out how to include dicks in the solution

>> No.18155165
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>>18154810
I knew asking Mechanubis out on a date was a good idea!

>> No.18155168

>>18155165
This picture is too much for me. I'm going to go make some tea now.

>> No.18155181

>>18155147
This

They're a straight downgrade from regular dragons. That's not even counting Lewis Carol Wonderland bullshit

>> No.18155182
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>>18155168
She's way ahead of you

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>>18155155
Cold fusion with a Yuki Onna!

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>>18155182
The world is cruel to taunt me with such tech-heads.

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>>18155187
Cherish your time with the Wrench Wench.

>> No.18155193

What do you do when your succubus stepmom starts acting flirty?

>> No.18155198

>>18155186
You call that a yuki-onna? She's not even blue!

>> No.18155201

>>18155193
I just fapped to some gorgeous old hag yesterday, I'm prepared.

>> No.18155208

>>18155193
>stepmom
I don't need to worry or do anything, she's taken.

>> No.18155210

>>18155198
That's just her tan dude.

>> No.18155214

>>18155193
No anon, don't NTR your dad

>> No.18155216

>>18155193
I don't cuck my dad but I do take that as carte blanch to bone my step-sister.

>> No.18155223
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What's the best way to fluster/excite an Anubis?

>"Oh, you're reading that book? It's one of my favourites, I love the part where..."
>*tail wagging intensifies*

>> No.18155235

>>18155223
>"M'lady, after vigorous discussion with the producers I've managed to get the price of our next Lego shipment two days earlier for 15% less!"

>> No.18155236

>>18155223
What's she reading? Evie Blake erotica? Patrcik Rothfuss? Malthus?

>> No.18155249

>>18155223
No spoilers you asshole.

>> No.18155257

>>18155236
Probably a cheesy romance novel where she is self-inserting herself and her crush into it as she reads and then spots her crush walking towards her.

>> No.18155260
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18155260

You get to choose one artist to make your dream monster girl doujin exactly to your tastes. Who is it?

For me, it's a toss up between Asanagi or Yokkora

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>>18155260
Sei Shoujo because his art is getting more and more divine and because I remember Bible Black and Discipline very fondly from when I began my descent into depravity.
Gonna get kinky with a Dark Elf.

>> No.18155272

>>18153953
I decided to write a short little thing. It's nothing special, but at least I wrote something. The last time I did was way back in March.

https://pastebin.com/wehKJvH6

>> No.18155278

>>18155272
>snek sex
Oh dear.

>> No.18155280

>>18155260
Pochi, please. Michiking, Sasamori Tomoe or Sasamori Tomoe would also be great.

>> No.18155282

>>18155214
>>18155216

D P
P

>> No.18155289

>>18155272
>CC Story
Yes please.

>> No.18155312

>>18155053
>What is sunstone

>> No.18155317

>>18155312
>What is sunstone
A comic about lesbian BDSM?

>> No.18155323

>>18155317
A mineral that emits UV

>> No.18155327 [DELETED] 

>>18155260
Distance

Drawing a Apophis fawning over her catch before 30 pages of soft sweaty snex culminating in several of his triple page nakadashi. She constantly has a smile, ranging from smug to ravenous. Her tongue spends 90% hanging out of her mouth or wrapped around the guy's dick. The pair spend so long having sex at the end they're both too exhausted to move. Followed by a pregnancy end before it's shown they already have two daughters asleep in the other room

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>>18155260 #
Distance

Drawing a Apophis fawning over her catch before 30 pages of soft sweaty snex culminating in several of his triple page nakadashi. She constantly has a smile, ranging from smug to ravenous. Her tongue spends 80% hanging out of her mouth or wrapped around the guy's dick. The pair spend so long having sex at the end they're both too exhausted to move. Followed by a pregnancy end before it's shown they already have two daughters asleep in the other room

>> No.18155354

Would UV lights work on vampires?
Werebats too?

>> No.18155378

>>18155272
Can Monsters get married in churches?

>> No.18155394

>>18155378
Depends. What god is the church dedicated to?

>> No.18155395

>>18155378
Order one? Definitely no.
Fallen God ones? The Dark Priest officiating would likely make the ceremony short and sweet so you can carry your waifu over the threshold and be raped.
Others? Depends on how "puritan" they are.

>> No.18155411

>>18155378
Depends on the girl and church in question.
Damn it, I know there was a drawing of a succubus having to shout 'I do' from outside,
but I can't find it!

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18155423

>>18155411
I know the one you mean but don't think I have it.

>> No.18155441

>>18155354
Depends. Do you think there's a biological reason for vampires to avoid sunlight, or is it a magical one tied to their curse? I personally go with the latter, partly because nobody knew about UV rays when they made the 'vampires are weak to sunlight' stuff, and partly because it means I could still get a tan vampire if I wanted.

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18155454

I've been doing this kind of workout. What are you doing to make the most of this new year?

>> No.18155507

>>18155454
>What are you doing to make the most of this new year?
Getting 99 fishing in Runescape.

>> No.18155515

>>18155507
Runescape still exists? I stopped playing around 2006.

>> No.18155520

>>18155515
yep its still around
and is semi popular on twitch too

>> No.18155530

>>18155515
In name only.

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>>18155520
I don't know what to say.

>> No.18155668
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18155668

Sure is dead. No souls here.

>> No.18155670

Dumb cocoa elves, only good for breeding

>> No.18155673

>>18155670
Incorrect.
Also cuddling.

>> No.18155685

>>18155668
That's because I was still sleeping. Now this place shall be filled with cute waifus.

I wish I never woke up though.

>> No.18155688

>>18155533
Cute Elf.

>> No.18155690

>>18155685
And somewhere a Wisp felt a tingle in her crotch.

>> No.18155708

>>18155690
How would a Wisp react to a boy with no desire to die smothering her with affection?
Essentially the Genki Girlfriend thing but with a Mojyo Ghost Girl and a Human Boy full of a passion for life.

>> No.18155728

>>18155708
Well I'm sure she doesn't NEED you dead.

>> No.18155749

>>18155690
Wisp please, I'm taken already. I'm going to my waifu's arms.

>> No.18155815
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18155815

Do you listen to monster girl themed voice works?

>> No.18155817
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18155817

>That guy is really handsome
>I wonder what he's listening to
>I shouldn't just look at the screen of his phone though, that's creepy
>I wonder if he likes tall girls
>I should talk to him
>I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM
>...Tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll talk to him.

>> No.18155827

>>18155817
I imagine it must be quite the moment for monsyer girls when they put their hands on top of a boy's accidentally. Happened a few times with me in my daily life but with monster girls thing would be fun.
If dragon took busses for some reason I'd ask her if she wanted me to hold her tail on my lap while pretending to be innocent too.

>> No.18155831

>>18154774
>bully dragon wife that half of her horde is made up of chocolate coins

>> No.18155836

>>18155815
I don't listen to any period.

>> No.18155840

>>18155817
So is that Krillin's long lost brother?

>> No.18155843

>>18155836
You should.

>> No.18155845

>>18155843
Why is that, random pervert?

>> No.18155855
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>>18155827

>Inhumanly strong monstergirl
>Has very, very little history of interaction with humans.
>Knows, however, that by human standards she has 'super strength'
>Does not have a very good understanding of exactly how strong humans are
>To be safe she just treats every human as if they were made of tissue paper and glass, is absolutely terrified of accidentally hurting someone

>She accidentally touches a guy's hand on the bus
>He lets out a surprised noise that some people may have interpreted as an expression of mild discomfort
>Her brain goes from 'completely fine' to 'I'VE JUST COMMITTED A MURDER' in roughly 0.3 seconds

>> No.18155858

>>18155840
Nah, just someone that tried some basic power training while his shitty apartment's AC and heating was out one year.

>> No.18155863
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>>18155845
They're soooooo much better than h-manga.

>> No.18155873

>>18155858
Ah, some poorfag looking for sales while grocery shopping.

>> No.18155878

>>18155863
Hmm.

>> No.18155905

>>18155855
Cute. Would apologize and see her panicking.

>> No.18155906
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>>18155260
Sticking to my answers from last time.
>shortstack jubjub vanilla doujin by noise
>baphomet and familiar threesome doujin by badhand
>dragon light femdom doujin by obmas
>salamander coming to terms with being a stronger man's housewife by eroe
>anubis first time anal by hirame
And adding
>yeti sister threesome by xration without his usual bullshit
>>18155815
I do at times, I mostly try to stick to the ones with english scripts or at least a moon rune script to machine translate to get a better idea of what's going on since my Japanese isn't that great.

>> No.18155913

>>18155815
Any Hellhound ones?

>> No.18155921

>>18155815
What are voice works?

>> No.18155936

>>18155921
Audio CDs with girls being lewd, more often than not with (you) as the one they're fucking.
HVDB has members only downloads but you can use it to get an RJ code and get a download for it somewhere else. http://hvdb.me/Dashboard/Details/207194

>> No.18155959

>>18155921
>he's never had his mimi kaki'd
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ147005.html
>>18155936
I have a couple of invites actually

>> No.18155967

>>18155959
>spoiler
As much as I'd like to ask for one, I'm too much of a tanuki to buy stuff and keep the membership alive.

>> No.18155984
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18155984

This is the year anon, you're gonna make something people will love and cherish! Just be yourself and be true to that fire that burns within you!

>> No.18155994

>>18155967
Site owner doesn't care about leeches though.

>> No.18156019
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>>18155994
Oh they changed their policy? Could have sworn they purged leech accounts every so often.
If that's not the case then I woudn't mind listening to some lewd fox girls.

>> No.18156052

>>18155984
Can I create an OC Zap Weasel who's yellow because reasons and curses people I don't like?

>> No.18156068

>>18155984
I won't "make" anything personally but I'l commission some off profile designs.

>> No.18156109

>>18155984
Maybe.

>> No.18156167

Under Monster Girl City law, any monster girl living under the same roof as a man is entitled to pregnancy, and withholding the means to said pregnancy is a crime.

>> No.18156177

>>18156167

What're they gonna do, arrest me?

>> No.18156180

>>18156167
>entitled to pregnancy

So I just jerk off into a cup and tell them to do with it what they like.

>> No.18156201

>>18156180
Your roommate is going to develop a denial play kink.

>> No.18156296

>>18155815
Regardless of what you think of the series, the MonMusu character songs are pretty great.

>> No.18156307
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18156307

If you see a Basilisk without her mask, it's already too late for you.

>> No.18156318

>>18156307
>open image
>instant chub
Is this the power of mamanomana? She’s cute.

>> No.18156336

>>18156307
What other types of visors would Basilisks wear?

>> No.18156350

>>18156318
It's the power of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ

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18156359

Came back from a jog, even during winter it's possible so don't make excuses.

>> No.18156370

>>18156359
>Winter
Try jogging when it's 40c outside

>> No.18156377

>>18156370
I'm onto you, spider

>> No.18156378

>>18155260
>You get to choose one artist to make your dream monster girl doujin exactly to your tastes. Who is it?
Takatsu, cyocyo or mamezou

>> No.18156379

>>18156370
>40c
O-oh. That would be fatal, go swimming instead.

>> No.18156383

>>18156350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRv5LwX4jzI

>> No.18156389

>>18156377
I'm not a spider.

t. not a spider

>> No.18156403
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>>18156389
I tried to pick up a spider from the snowbank last Sunday, it jumped away like only a spider can.

>> No.18156407

>>18156383
The perfect romantic music for when you're with an Ogre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

>> No.18156413
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18156413

Do dragons like ice cream?

>> No.18156416

>>18156389
That's exactly what a spider would say. Suspicious...

>> No.18156418

>>18156413
This girl is too girly for her own good.
>>18156416
To escape the spider's curse, simply recite a Bible verse.

>> No.18156445

>>18156403
Rachnee is so great

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>>18156445
indeed she is.

>> No.18156462

>>18156336
>tfw no arcade whiz echidna known for her shutter shades

>> No.18156464
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18156464

I wish there actually were spiders posting here.

>> No.18156468

>>18156418
Jesus wept.

>> No.18156471

>>18156413
I always assumed Dragons were into chili, but maybe that's just because I'm into chili and want to share it with her.

>> No.18156476

>>18156413
She could put those shorts on pretty easy, but imagine trying to take them off her.

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>>18156468
>Jesus wept
You have opened the box, and I have cum.

>> No.18156478

>>18156471
How hot do you make it?

>> No.18156492

>>18156478
I haven't ever gone above the 350,000 scovilles and don't particularly want to, I'm comfortable around and a little below that.

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>>18156476
>Implying she doesn't just rip them off clumsily everytime

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>>18156476
>Implying she doesn't just tear them apart every time in avery clumsy manner

>> No.18156520

>>18156509
How scandalous!

>> No.18156525

>>18156413
>big dragon qt tries to eat ice cream but her high body temperature causes every one to melt before she can eat it
Do you spoon feed her the ice cream? She's really enthusiastic about trying human food

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18156527

https://exhentai.org/g/1164517/5996ca290b/
>lewd monkey
>to be continued right after the sex starts
I can't take this teasing.

>> No.18156529

>>18156520
>>18156500
>>18156520
god damn it I was hoping he'd have three fixed posts in a row

>> No.18156539

>>18156413
Oh no! Her shoe! She’s going to be my Cinderella!

>> No.18156545

>>18156464
>implying

>> No.18156552

>>18156545
Just because I'm Australian doesn't mean I'm a spider.

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>>18156525
>Do you spoon feed her the ice cream?
Yes, but the ice cream keeps melting and evaporate in her mouth before she can even sense the taste, so she ends up being sad.

>>18156539
She normally goes around barefoot, but she tried putting some cute sandals on to impress you, even if she keeps losing them.

>> No.18156566

>>18156555
We need to apply some frost magic to that ice cream. We need to protect that smile.

>> No.18156573

>>18156552
You don't have to pretend, we all know there's nothing else left alive there.

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18156578

>>18156573
There's Mad Maxine.

>> No.18156579

>>18156573
What about the snakes? Oh right, no limbs.

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>>18156579
U wot m8?

>> No.18156599

>>18156593
>diamond back
That's an American snek

>> No.18156602

>>18156599
Whoops. That ones mine.

>> No.18156645

>>18154920
Hotter than it should be. Are those fertility things off to the side?

>> No.18156648
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18156648

How indecent

>> No.18156656

>>18156648
Those are some oni onis that I want

>> No.18156660

>>18156645
>giant vegtable giving a massage with needles and pills everywhere
shes on a drug trip

>> No.18156671

How do you like your aliens?

>> No.18156673
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18156673

>> No.18156678

>>18156660
That makes sense. Bet she'd party with Moth-chan.

>> No.18156717

Which kind of sleeping arrangement do you have with your waifu?
>traditional bed sleeping together
>50s style separate beds
>nest of pillows
>circular bed
>rotating circular beds
>Japanese mats on floor
>Hammock
>Sleeping Bag (shared)
>Sleeping Bag (separate)
>Sleeping on her
>Sleeping in her
>Locked arms while adrift
>free floating underwater
>Sleeping as part of her

>> No.18156721

>>18156379
It is fatal. You need a lot of energy if you're going to do it and even then you become more sticky than a slime.

>> No.18156732

>>18156673
Looks like Yogg-saron

>> No.18156735

>>18156717
A big fluffy happy bed were we can cuddle. We sleep on any positions and most of the time the spoon n is determined by sex.

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>>18156413
I know mine likes yogurt and ice cream.

Especially pineapple ice cream.

>> No.18156778

>>18156717
King sized bed with a wife on each side, although the Cheshire sneaks atop me every so often and the Jinko makes me her little spoon on others

>> No.18156835
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18156835

>>18156751
Nice, i think mine like strawberry flavoured stuff.
>>18156717
I think i prefer the traditional spoon position, but can you explain me what does "sleeping inside her" and "as part of her" mean, please?

>> No.18156849

>>18156835
Also, a lot of mint since dragons don't have a really nice breath usually. No offense.

>> No.18156871

>>18156835
Your dragon has good taste, strawberries are just the best and I love them.

>>18156849
My dragon would smell pretty normally. She brushes her teeth and doesn't breathe fire that often.

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Wan

>> No.18156901

>>18156835
Mostly to cover the chaos species. Sleep inside would be something like Wendigos or Barometz or Dryads. Sleep as part of includes things like Nachos, Nightgaunt, and Gargoyles.

>> No.18156911

>>18156849
What does a dragon’s breath smell like? I want to French kiss her when we wake up, even if she has morning breath.

>> No.18156916

>>18156911
Sulfur and burnt barbecue

>> No.18156918

>>18156717
A nice, comfy King-sized bed for me, my waifu and our daughteru. Our regular house bed wouldn't be anything too special or intricate, but our dungeon bed would be exactly the same except for the frame would have a multitude of tie-off points and it'd have latex sheets instead of regular ones.

>> No.18156925

>>18156717
A kitsune clinging to each arm while their heads rest on my shoulders. The bed and blankets are actually their tails interwoven. Truly the softest, warmest bed in all the lands.

>> No.18156927

>>18156911
Like smoke I imagine

>> No.18156930

>>18156916
Burnt bbq and coal smell pretty good though it would be weird to smell it coming from someone's mouth. Makes me want to taste her saliva just to see if it's the same.

>> No.18156931

>>18156717
>Not 4 Post Bed with Canopy and curtains

It's as if you don't want an aristocratic MG or a Baby Crazy Kikimora ahegaoing on your dick.

>> No.18156964

>>18156717
A large yin yang bed, with the typical 4 posts and luxurious canopy with drapes. Half the bed would be warm and half the bed would be constantly cool. I would sleep in the cool end and my undead waifu will sleep in the warm end. We'd cuddle each other where the two ends meet in the middle, and be supremely comfy.

>> No.18156972
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18156972

Here's to another year of tortured existence cowering in fear of the unknowable void

>> No.18156985

>>18156911
salty milk and coins

>> No.18156986

Neat.
https://content.everydayhealth.com/wte3.0/gcms/sex-infographic.jpg

What positions do you do in this scenario?

>> No.18156992

>>18156985
pomf pomf

>> No.18156994

>>18156972
I want to give my Shog meido horrible descriptions to her face!

>> No.18156998

>>18156985
That's after I'm done.

>> No.18157005

>>18156986
Fucking her while she lays on her side.

>> No.18157014
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>>18155147
>>18155181
>not wanting extra mouths for extra fellatio

>> No.18157022

>>18156994
Just be careful, it looks like she might make you her little dogboy to play with. Id be okay with that, temporarily

>> No.18157024

>>18156307
>no braid
Trash.

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>>18154775
Every day!
When will they be real?

>> No.18157050

>>18157033
Soon probably. I’ve got a good feeling. It could happen any time now.

>> No.18157055

>>18157022
Cute!

>> No.18157063

What would you do if your waifu asked you to beat her up without holding back during sex?

>> No.18157073

>>18157063
Refuse

>> No.18157079

>>18157063
My waifu would never ask me that anon, that's a little too messed up. The farthest we'd ever go for stuff like that would be all the spankings she could ever want on her butt, breasts and belly.

>> No.18157103

>>18157079
Bellies are for rubs and gropes, not spanks

>> No.18157107

>>18157063
No. You shouldn’t be violent with the ones you love. However, given that it would be like a kid hitting you with balled fists, it might be okay as long as I kiss her between hits or shower her in praises while doing so. Even then, there’s no way I’d actually go all out or try to hurt her. I love her!

>> No.18157112

>>18157063
I'd spank her and beat her womb with my cock, but violence is a no despite us fighting to train.
Maybe I'd pull her hair a bit and give her a leash too.

>> No.18157117
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>>18155411
This one?

>> No.18157119

>>18157103
They can be for both anon! I must say though, I'd only spank my waifu's or daughteru's belly comparatively lightly and only if they were getting a little too chubby.

>> No.18157123

>>18157063

Well...if it's what she wants. She's got superhuman regeneration powers anyway.

>> No.18157136
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>>18157103
This
Grope the soft monster belly

>> No.18157141

https://strawpoll.com/bxarzr9e

Inspired by >>18157112

>> No.18157157

>>18157141
The best is fight for dominance or use another method to determine who is going to be the pet for some time

>> No.18157165

>>18157063
Scold her

>> No.18157181

>>18157063
At first I'd be disturbed, but considering the difference in power at least before the incubization shenanigans start, a haymaker to the butt from a human might as well be a mild slap to most high rank monsters. Debatable though, since that'd make actual slaps feel like nothing, and nobody wants it to end up that way.
Now if she's talking about me slapping her butt as hard as humanly possible without holding back, even demanding that I leave a searing red sizzling mark of my palm on her that'll take days to disappear, I'm in no position to refuse.

>> No.18157192

What would it be like to take your waifu to the movies for a date night?

>> No.18157193

Meido meido, why do the plates have eyes?
Meido meido, why does the bed have eyes?
Meido meido, why does my underwear have eyes?
Why meido, why?

>> No.18157198
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>> No.18157199

Was it mentioned in the profile that jiangshi hunt by smelling/hearing your breath?

>> No.18157205

>>18157119
That’s how you get pouts

>>18157136
Agreed, molest monster meat

>> No.18157207
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18157207

>Hey
>...Huh? No, I don't really do the whole monster seduction thing.
>...Wanna see the mushroom bouquet I'm working on? Mycology is my hobby. They're all edible ones. Hen of the woods, shiitake, that kinda thing.

>> No.18157210

>>18157141
I like both anon, sometimes even at the same time. I think it'd be really intimate to connect my and my waifu's collars with a fairly short leash during the sex.

>>18157192
For us, it'd be a late night thing, as my waifu and I would both love going to midnight movie openings. We'd probably sit off to the side a ways up in the couples' seats, so we could cuddle during the movie without disturbing anybody.

>>18157205
>That’s how you get pouts
That's the plan anon, hopefully some light embarrassment will help them get the motivation to be a little healthier. If that doesn't work though, there are other options I'd have to resort to.

>> No.18157218

>>18156673
I'll have some.

>> No.18157222

>>18157207
As long as you don't secretly feed me those psychedelic ones, you sneaky coon!

>> No.18157235

>>18157210
>If that doesn't work though, there are other options I'd have to resort to.
not him but now I must know.

>> No.18157237

>>18156972
I wish to be onee-chan's shota.

>> No.18157284

>>18157237
>>18156972

>so many mg that like shota
>art with ss crap
>no mg that like large hairy men

existence is suffering

>> No.18157292

>>18157235
Well anon, if they're going to be lazy and chubby I'm going to make them exercise! I'll have them put on their extra stretchy, tight latex catsuits and their armbinders. Then I'd gag them with their ball gags and put on their nipple clamps for good measure. I might also give them egg vibrators for their clits, but only if they've been cooperative Then once they're all dressed up, I'd put their leashes on and tie them off on a pair of treadmills we'd keep in our basement. I'd turn them on and leave them therefor several hours, though I would make sure to hook up the emergency stops just in case. Once they're done on the treadmills I'd move them to the stationary bikes.

After a few days of off and on training like this, I'm sure they'd at least slim down to an acceptable amount of chub!

>> No.18157297

>>18157199
I don't remember that but if that's the case I think I might like them even more.

>> No.18157321

>>18157063
>Extreme masochist P'Orc waifu who can't cum unless you tenderize her
It could work, so I'd much rather be the one getting beat up by a cute loli monster girl

>> No.18157333

>>18154939
Much better.

>> No.18157341

>>18157235
This >>18157292 is the future you chose.

>> No.18157342

>>18154857
Without any salty milk.

>> No.18157345

>>18157342
Can I still have the coins?

>> No.18157362
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>>18145542
I'm just living the life of a wage slave and trying to keep up the will to write. Got 41k of progress during NaNo, though, so that helped a lot.

>> No.18157365

>>18155260
Nora Higuma, kraken.

>> No.18157366

>>18157284
You're just not thinking hard enough and the thread doesn't discuss that often so you're not sooonfed. If we ignore that monsters love you and not your body, Oni and ogres for example, would probably love big hairy manly men. I imagine p'orcs and salamanders/lizardmen would too.

>> No.18157368

>>18157341
That's fine.

>> No.18157370
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BEWARE

>> No.18157373

>>18157370
source

>> No.18157382

>>18157366
JubJubs would swoon over their big hairy masculine husbands.

>> No.18157385

>>18157373
https://hentai2read.com/senpai_hunting/

>> No.18157390

How does your maid like to dance?
Kiki, Shoggoth, Automaton or otherwise.

>> No.18157391

>>18157284
Taste in men is dictated first and foremost by individual differences in monster girls
You have girls who want shotas, some who want skinny weak boys, some who want strongfat men and even some who want older men

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>>18157284

>> No.18157400

>>18157297
Some tales of jiangshi they steal your chi by stealing your breath, i like to think jiangshi like to cuddle and listen to your breathing.

>> No.18157411

>>18157390
My mantis maid does not know how to dance.

>> No.18157417

Best Kuu?

>> No.18157419

>>18157345
If you think it'd help.

>> No.18157423

>>18157284
>no mg that like large hairy men
Oh plenty would.
>JK monster girls with a thing for men older than them
>combat girls like salamanders that want a burly fighter to have wrestlesex with
>onis that want a drinking partner
>baphomet who calls you daddy

>> No.18157429

>>18157417
Lich but I feel that's the default answer so to make things more interesting I'll go with a girl who's not normally kuu.
Kuu Cheshire. No smug, her voice calm and controlled and her normal teasing almost comes across cold and hard to tell the intention behind.

>> No.18157430
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>>18157417
Kuudere.

>> No.18157434

>>18157284
>a boo hoo hoo
Get fucked nerd.

>> No.18157440
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>It is said that in the age of the former demon lords the basilisk's deadly venom was such that it could kill a human in a single glare. Monsters no longer rob humans of their lives in the current era, but still, if a human's spirit energy is completely sucked out for the sake of detoxification, they will certainly be transformed into either an incubus or a monster. So the fact that it brings about the end of one's life as a human in a single glare probably hasn't changed.

Still wanna argue that incubi are human?

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>>18157397
so look under bridges for trolls?

>> No.18157442

>>18157430
Theres a eye in that mug.

>> No.18157445

>>18157440
wha differencce does it make

>> No.18157457

>>18157440
They're an evolution of human that retains most of the qualities of one. Sure they're not human but they're not really monster boys if that's what you're pushing for being accepted, redditspacer.

>> No.18157464

>>18157457
>redditspacer
What?

>> No.18157473
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These power outages are gonna suck, dude!

Stay safe, guys!

>> No.18157482

>>18157473
tfw safe

Worry about yourself

>> No.18157484

>>18157382
Jujubs swoon over anything with a dick. It's noteworthy even among monstergirls.

>> No.18157486

>>18157417
Nightguant Kuu

>> No.18157491

>>18157473
Fug, this makes want a kitsune who trys to be hip and calls you dude.

>> No.18157494

>>18157370
Ideal hellhound

>> No.18157499

>nobody remembers mantis
It's sad

>> No.18157502

>>18157417
Loli Lich

>> No.18157507

>>18157457
stop going on /v/ it's a terrible board

>> No.18157508

What’s the oldest MG you would marry?
For me I have no upper limit for the immortal species, but I’m curious if that’s a barrier for some people.

>> No.18157510

>>18157484
I just had a cute image of a JubJub, a super sexy stacked variety, swooning over a guy in a wheelchair who has self esteem issues.

>> No.18157511

>>18157508
I have zero limits on age when it comes to monstergirls.

>> No.18157515

>>18157423
>baphomet who calls you daddy
Christ. Is this peak degeneracy? I'm not even a lolicon but that's too lewd.

>> No.18157517

>>18157511
Please don't lewd the fetuses, anon

>> No.18157519

>>18157499
I remember, I just think Nightguant is the new hotness.

>> No.18157520
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>>18157517

>> No.18157521

>>18157519
Mantis is for confident Kuu.
Nightgaunt is for nervous Kuu.

>> No.18157522

>>18157517
You're not my real dad, don't tell me what to do!

>> No.18157527

>>18157508
I don't mind them old, but most of my preferences lie with girls that are a bit younger. either their 20s~ or 10s~ for loli girls.

>> No.18157529

>>18157510
>He doesn't understand why
>She's too busy performing her mating dance and chirping erotically to explain
>They're both frustrated in different ways
How will they deal with their issues? How will she deal with knowing that he can't feel his dick? How will he deal with it when BANANA MAMA foxes it?

>> No.18157531

>>18157508
I'd go from anything that looks like a goblin or bapho right up to ancient monster girls that predate the demon lord.
I wouldn't even mind if she looked kinda old like that fox from the Abubu doujin.
>>18157515
Peak degeneracy would be if you actually were her dad, nothing wrong with a bit of roleplay though.

>> No.18157532

>>18157521
That makes a lot of sense.

>> No.18157538

>>18157521
>TFW no mantis and jinko rivals for your love during mating season
Can you feel the tension? I know you can feel the fearboner

>> No.18157544

>>18157517
Okay, I guess the only limit I'd have is that they'd actually have to be born, ok anon?

>> No.18157545

>>18157529
>JubJub confused why he can’t get it up
>he feels ashamed and embarrassed and angry at the world
>then he feels a wetness around his hardening cock
>WAIT WHAT?!
>he looks down to see the jub slobbering all over it before popping her head back with a smile
>”There, it work now! Now watch me dance! I’ll make you want marry me! Lotsa poundy poundy unf unf~! Promise~!”

>> No.18157549

>>18157292
>chubby girls in rubber
unf

>> No.18157552

>>18157207
>Frugal Tanuki
>Just wants to work enough to live in a good home with a man
>Gets picked on and teased by her family (except her dad because he knows what that life’s like)
>Is a lot less vain than her sisters and still is holding out for her Prince Charming (“money doesn’t win a mans heart, only true love will”)
>likes to work on her old electronics/moped in her free time ala Keiichi from Ah! My Goddess!
>really the most up to date things she has in her apartment is her phone and laptop (both of which are company provided from her work)
I’d do it all for that Nuki.

>> No.18157556

>>18156732
"Could they have been saved?"
"I am the lucid dream... the monster in your nightmares. The fiend of a THOUSAND FACES. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH."

>> No.18157559

>>18157538
>giant scythe slices towards Jinko’s neck, and she stops it just in time with her claws, holding it in place
>”Ah. Hello again Mantis. You are here for Anon.”
>”Yes. He will be my mate. You will be removed.”
>”You can try.”
>a flurry of claw and scythe ensues

>> No.18157562

>>18157549
It is really top-tier stuff anon, hopefully someday I'll find a good artist to commission for some tastefully soft Kobolds in latex.

>> No.18157576

Hey, wait. How would the average amazon feel about shota? I almost feel like they'd like the bara aesthetic too, but at the same time...

>> No.18157580

>>18157559
That’s when I trap them both in my house. Neither are leaving until they’re both pregnant and act more sisterly to each other!

>> No.18157588

>>18157556
How can I bow down to her when she’s already on her knees sucking my dick?

>> No.18157594

>>18157292
Don’t give them the ball gags, especially when they’re doing cardio. If they’re chubby and out of shape they need all the air they can get.

>> No.18157602

>>18157594
They can have the hollow ball gags with all the holes in them then, or ring gags if those don't work either.

>> No.18157603

>>18157580
>”Were it not for the laws of this house I would kill you where you stand.”
>”My honor as Jinko is second only to my love of Anon. And so you stand alive for now.”
>”We must reach a solution.”
>”This is true.”
>”One or both must compromise.”
>”Also true.”
>”...”
>”...”
You could cut the tension with a knife!

>> No.18157608

>>18157603
Well you know what they say, 'The penis mightier than the sword.'

>> No.18157613

>>18157603
Gonna have to drag them into a cum-splattered truce. Don't think that would survive the bedroom though,mating would be FIERCE.

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new wife picture

>> No.18157672

>Conversely, when a man touches an unmarried succubus' tail, it will be interpreted by the succubus as an invitation for sex to bring the relationship to a deeper level. Touching the heart shaped tip area becomes a thing which is equivalent to courtship behavior and a marriage proposal to a succubus.
so all the anons who wanted to bully alps by pulling their spadetails instead ended up proposing to them, huh?

>> No.18157674

>>18157666
Why is she so smug? What's she planning?

>> No.18157676

>>18157672
Craft alps have deceived everyone again

>> No.18157690
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Let's talk about Girtablilus.

>> No.18157694

>>18157676
They thought we didn't know, but they never suspected that we knew they thought we didn't know. Dumb fags.

>> No.18157712

>>18157690
What would a MGE adventurer who tried to go the Pyramid to take its immense riches only to get caught by a Girtablilus before even making it there have to say about his relationship with the masochist scorpion girl who keeps stinging and raping him?

>> No.18157726

>>18157712
Nothing: he'd be too busy ahegaoing.

>> No.18157738

How do mummys take baths and put on fresh bandages?

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>>18157674
my good friend made this wife meme for me and I think it's relevant

>> No.18157754

>>18157726
Only the most unhinged Girtablilus would keep her husband ahegaoing, most are civilized enough to take breaks, do romantic stuff, cook for their husband, show him the Pyramid and the Pharaoh, etc...

>>18157738
Anything but an ambient temperature bath would be too stimulating for them. As for bandages I doubt they can afford to change them.

>> No.18157765

>>18157750
You are the world for her so that's really cute.

>> No.18157788 [DELETED] 

>>18157603
Is love to see them eventually calm down after the pregnancy. Only for our daughterus to pick up where they left off in their never ending competition.

>> No.18157794

>>18157603
I’d love to see them eventually calm down after the pregnancy. Only for our daughterus to pick up where they left off in their never ending competition.

>> No.18157814

>>18157552
Will she accept my gift of lentils?

>> No.18157819
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Why do no one ever mentions metal slimes?
They give a lot of XP you know?

>> No.18157824
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I think this centipede wants to cuddle

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>>18157819
I've mentioned them before. I've liked them since my DnD days, and I like to imagine they have magical absorption properties. As in, immunity to spells, and nullification of magic.

>> No.18157842

>>18157824
She's adorable why wouldn't anyone cuddle her?

>> No.18157846

>>18157824
>centipede has some food on her cheek
>wipe it off
>you get raped

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>>18157754
Having to parent can really take the edge off them.

>> No.18157857

Which races are best for saying “Oh no!” when you tell them all the ways you’re going to brutally violate them?

>> No.18157865

>>18157765
that's really nice anon thank you

>> No.18157868

Hobgoblin licking a big ice cream cone.

>> No.18157877

>>18157857
Elves, Alps, even Alpves.

>> No.18157883

>>18157877
>Elves are in the succubi family
Huh.

>> No.18157890

>>18157841
>Immune to magic
>Also has a slime's natural physical resistance
OP, pls nerf

>> No.18157904

>>18157890
That's the Grey Slime for ya. Fun fact, they where the only Slime with an Int score, and therefore able to cast spells they absorbed.
Just don't call other Slimes dumb.

>> No.18157915

>>18157857
Alices.
>>18157877
>Alpves
Why does this seem so dangerous?

>> No.18157922

>>18157915
They're too haughty to KYAA like other alps so you don't hear them coming. Give a bow to a silent hunter that knows how men think and you've a deadly threat indeed.

>> No.18157929

>>18155984
Can an art fairy give me talent?

>> No.18157930

>>18157922
All MGs know how men think, though.

>> No.18157940

>>18157930
Not from the inside. Other MG understand men, Alps understand men like only a man can. This really makes me want an alp fembro.

>> No.18157946

>>18157940
I’d do kinky things to an alp

>> No.18157947 [SPOILER] 
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18157947

Have you headpatted your waifu today?

>> No.18157949

>>18157929
"git gud"

>> No.18157953

>>18157940
Succubi were experts at men, inside and out, and that knowledge got passed on to every MG.
If anything, Alps would give you the mentally deranged's perception of what men want.

>> No.18157961

I want to become a supreme overlord with a powerful harem of Monster Girls.

Accidentally.

>> No.18157966

>>18157947
>Have you headpatted your waifu today?
No, i'm the one who's supposed to be patted.

>> No.18157969

>>18157953
knowing how to seduce and pleasure men isn't the same as knowing how they think

>> No.18157972

>>18157969
The hell they would need to know how they think?

>> No.18157976
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>>18157940
Give me an Alp that puts on a girly act but is a smug and scheming monster on the inside and I'll be a happy man.

>> No.18157978

>>18157969
I'll take that over someone who thinks they know, but their perspective was shot to hell by brain problems.

>> No.18157984

>>18157976
The only thing you are is a gay man.

>> No.18157986

>>18157947
can't pat what isn't real

>> No.18157988

>>18157961
Who knows, you could chance into such a situation if you were hit by a truck or something. But it would have to be 100% by accident, if there were any shred of intent when the truck made impact you would just die like normal people.
Now that I've suggested the idea you'd always have the sliver of an idea in the back of your mind, could you really call it an accident?

>> No.18157991

>>18157846
Is there any species that wouldn’t do that? It’s the ultimate show of kindness and compassion.

>> No.18157993

>>18157988
Yes. As would gathering my harem.

>> No.18157995

>>18157991
It's only rape if you're a bad husband.

>> No.18158003

>>18157966
Is mutual head patting out of the question?

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>>18157984
If wanting to fuck a girl like that makes me gay then tickle my tallywacker and call me an alp.

>> No.18158026

>>18158003
No.

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>> No.18158040

>>18158033
Same as all the angels, elementals, etc.
They're not technically MGs until exposed to a little bit of DE.

>> No.18158047

>>18157947
I don't pat her though.

>> No.18158054

>>18158004
Wanting to fuck men does make you gay.

>> No.18158064

>>18157890
Just throw rocks at it, they're slow enough to kite.

>> No.18158071

>>18157890
Just keep stealing parts of her.

>> No.18158080

>>18157890
Dunk her in a foundry melting vat

>> No.18158083

>>18158033
So there is male dwarfs and elves?

>> No.18158084

>>18158083
Yes but in the case of the Elves they hardly interact with humans voluntarily. While I like to imagine the Dwarves are fucking bro tier like they normally are.

>> No.18158086

>>18158083
male dwarfs are mostly extinct male elves are deep in the forest were no one can see them

>> No.18158088

>>18158083
they fucked off into remote areas and are pretty much doomed iirc

>> No.18158091

>>18158086
I always assumed like dwarfs elves had virtually no sexual dymorphism cept they look like chicks.

>> No.18158102

>>18158088
>>18158086
>>18158084
Are they almost extinct because DE is turning them into MG or are male dwarf and elves just not being born.

>> No.18158106

>>18158102
Both, but leaning heavily towards the child birth over the Alping.

>> No.18158123

>>18157857
That sounds like something my waifu or daughteru might say, but only sarcastically/playfully as they'd be more than pleased at everything I'd be saying.

>> No.18158124

>>18158102
>>18158106
That is the fate of humans too after the Order loses.

>> No.18158127

>>18158084
>Suddenly, a boisterous, bulging and short man stomps into a Monstergirl town
>his scent is... different, and fascinating to the MGs
>some immediately walk up to hit on him, letting their charms unleash, but-
>”Feck off ye frilly nilly skirt prancin la-de-da harlots, ‘sbad enough I’ve’a visit yer backwaterin’ hovel yuu call a town!”
>he waltz right up to the tavern and kicks the door down
>”AAARRIGH’, WHICH ONEA YUU PRANCIN FAIRIES STOLE FROM MY MINE?!”
>A Tanuki in the back exclaims “Shit!!!”

>> No.18158128

>>18158124
(citation needed)

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Would you a squid Mika?

>> No.18158139

>>18158124
That's not known, we know the demon lord is working on a solution and that it's only currently impossible.
Given we're talking about Kenkou "no bad endings" Cross here you know she's going to find a way at the last minute for the happy ending.

>> No.18158143

>>18158137
Who?

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>>18158128

>> No.18158149

>>18158137
I'd a human Mika so a monster girl Mika is even better.

>> No.18158150

>>18158127
>Short, boisterous man entering town
>Moves past all the other MGs in the market
>Straight for a Dark Elf just minding her own business
>"NOW LISTEN HERE Y' KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT, AH KNOW IT WAS YOU, Y' CANNAE HIDE"
>She's curious as to why he smells different from the humans, and he recoils when she tries a touch at his thick, voluminous beard
>"DON' GO TOUCHIN' A MAN'S BEARD Y' WEE STICK, LEATHER BOUND, SISSY HUSBANDIN', BONDAGE LOVIN', DARK SKINNED, SEMEN-STAINED-HAIR HARLOT."
>Has to be led out of town by his twelve daughters, all of them profusely apologizing for the outburst, saying that he thinks the War of the Beard is still going on 500 years later

>> No.18158153

>>18158137
Fuck yeah, and a snek Shiki.

>> No.18158154

>>18158143
http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Mika_Jougasaki

>> No.18158155

>>18158147
I fail to see how that confirms your wrong belief.

>> No.18158161

>>18158150
i'm gonna ask him what the war of the beards is

>> No.18158169

>>18158161
Actually the War of the Breads, but they decided beards sounded less silly than what actually happened.

>> No.18158175

>>18158161
It started when a dwarf overheard an elf saying she liked clean shaven men.

>> No.18158178

>>18158169
Dwarf Bread is delicious....if you don't mind not having your teeth anymore.

>> No.18158179

>>18158178
t. scrawny knife-ear

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What happens if you request your strong dragon wife to wear girly clothes?

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>>18158178
How does it feel to be fucking wrong.

>> No.18158189

So its pretty easy to get into a dwarfs personal book of grudges
But what about the GREAT book of grudges?

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>>18158183
Has she gone MERE yet?

>> No.18158203

>>18158189
>Great Book of Grudges
>A single line that says "I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES."

>> No.18158206

>>18158183
She'll put me in prince's clothes. Or girly clothes too.

>> No.18158211

>>18158203
And Goblins, and Orcs.

Now the Elves may have betrayed their trust, slaughtered countless numbers of their kin and caused their kingdoms to fall, but the Orcsand Goblins fucked with their beer. There's some things that even the most forgiving dwarf never lets go of.

>> No.18158212

>>18158189
i don't mind beards but dwarfs don't take care of theirs

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>>18158004
I want to fuck a Cag Alp into an ahegaoing mess, then take pictures I can embarrass her with later. Let's see her still be smug after that.

>> No.18158224

>People talking about Dwarves when they're literally toddlercon bait
Anons, please.

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>>18158217
Sounds like a good way to eat an Ars Magna and get stepped on while she gloats about her greatness.
Has to regain her confidence somehow after all.

>> No.18158232

>>18158224
I imagine Dwarves looking like Dorafs without the horns.

>> No.18158233

>>18158183
They Would wear the most beautiful princess dress just like those stuck up bitchs she kidnaps.

You'd have a harder time convincing hellhounds and salamanders to wear girly clothes.

>> No.18158248

>>18158227
And so we enter a cycle of fierce dickings and beatdowns trying to assert dominance over the other. I'd like to think she'd crack first as we all know nothing can beat the dick.

>> No.18158257

>>18158232
Chowder?

>> No.18158264

>>18158257
No the shortstacks from Granblue.

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>>18158264
You mean this?

>> No.18158281

>>18158273
Yeah that.

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How would you calm down an angry snek daughteru?

>> No.18158327

>>18158297
Get her inside my shirt or let her coil around me

>> No.18158334

>>18157576
I think they'd be delighted at having someone that can be easily dominated.

>> No.18158336

>>18158248
Be careful, her genuine, non-faked dere is probably too good to handle.

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>> No.18158349

>>18158137
I'd pay more money for that than the regular version!

>> No.18158358

>>18158297
Take one of her precious Pretty Shota figurines and run around the house with it. It ends with play wrestling and telling her that it doesn’t matter if that one guy she crushed on in school is dating the Elf cheerleader, she’ll find her Prince Charming sooner or later.

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>>18158264
Thanks for reminding I actually have a Dwarf idea on the backburner.

>> No.18158389

>>18157940
>/fit/ alpbro wants post workout cuddles/fucks/beer.
>other mgs want your "energy"
Alps are perfection.

>> No.18158393

>>18158380
>Being flat
I love that not having tits is basically a choice outside of order territory in MGE. You want a hotter body there are so many lazy ways to get it.

>> No.18158404

>>18158380
The Elf on the left needs a hug and to be told that breasts don’t make the woman.

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>>18158389
>trying to group other monstergrils with 3DPD while putting Alps on a pedestal
As expected of Alpfags, the most cancerous group in /mgg/.

>> No.18158413

>>18158404
Breasts may not make the woman but the lack of breasts makes a girl. Yes, even if she's 200.

>> No.18158415

>>18158389
I'd rather Pop some manticore venom and give a strongfat alp bro some extra protein in the showers before heading out for wings

>> No.18158418

>>18158273
I like to headcanon that not only are Dwarves in MGE basically Draph-tier shortstacks,
but their husbands end up looking like Sig Curtis so he can not only carry them easily but cuddle the ever living shit out of them.

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>>18158336
But I really want to see it, that cute, lovey-dovey, girly side of hers.

>> No.18158430

>>18158418
I like your headcanon and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.18158431

>>18157442
Yeah, I guess you could say she's keeping an eye on that drink.

>> No.18158432

>>18158393
Winners don't do drugs!

>> No.18158440

>>18158432
But (holst/mino) milk makes a body strong! So do various forms of magic and worshipping Hathor!

>> No.18158444

>>18158393
How would a tomboy react if you honked her flat chest?
Flattered, angry or embarrassed?

>> No.18158445

>>18158415
>walk out of the showers after “working out” with your Alpbro
>”Hey wanna grab some wings and beer? I’m famished after working out!”
>”I’m pretty full, but I could get a beer or two.”
>then you two go on a “totally platonic” dinner where (s)he gets flustered after you ask how (s)he got more flexible since the last time you two worked out with one another
Alps are nice. Never forget that, they don’t deserve all the hate they get.

>> No.18158446

>>18158430
https://youtu.be/2FsRcoj3dy8?t=37

BROTHER.

>> No.18158450

>>18158440
What happens if a man worships Hathor?

>> No.18158455

>>18158445
Alp posters need to die. This is the worst form of cancer that has ever been around in these threads and we can’t seem to purge ourselves of this filth.

>> No.18158456

>>18158415
Does she sweat more than you when she gets on the treadmill?
Gotta be careful with stronkfats.

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>>18158455
But anon, if you feed your Alp enough, she becomes a real woman.

>> No.18158471

>>18158455
>This is the worst form of cancer that has ever been around in these threads
Not while fatfuckers exist

>> No.18158473

>>18158455
>meanwhile kdf, shitposters and cuckqueens run rampant.
You're a shit internet cop

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>>18158426
Be careful what you wish for, she could be quite a handful.

>> No.18158477

>>18158450
Sick gainz and a bull penis.

>> No.18158480

>>18158445
I'd love to have an AlpBro, but at the same time I'd want her to have an 11/10 body that makes natural born Succubi furiously jealous. Best part would be if she was somehow completely oblivious to how sexy she is and doesn't know how badly my dick wants to rip out of my pants whenever I see her.

>> No.18158481

>>18158455
>we
Not really self aware when talking of cancer huh?

>> No.18158483

>>18158477
Sounds nice, I still want my wife to be taller than me though.

>> No.18158493

>>18158463
That's not a spade tail, it looks like it belongs on a backhoe.

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18158495

>My husband got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But I think whoever stole him was probably more to get him than I am sad to lose him
>The total happiness in the world increased
>So whatever

>> No.18158499

>>18158297
Dump ice on her. Her cold blooded nature will take over and put her down for a nice nap.

>> No.18158504

>>18158480
>men are better at being women than women.

>> No.18158505

>>18158495
>more happy
Shit.

>> No.18158511

>>18158471
>>18158473
Fatfuckers, shitposters, cucks, and KDF are all on my list. But Alp posting is the absolute worst and has been around since the profiles came out. And unlike both Cu species we can’t seem to just ignore the Alp profile altogether.

>> No.18158513

>>18158495
This is what happens with harems.

>> No.18158519

>>18158511
Alps will always remain cool in my books because they trigger comercialanon off the face of the planet.

>> No.18158522

>>18158519
Commercialanon is dead, now there are just insufferable Alpfags in his place.

>> No.18158523

>>18158483
Nothing wrong with that so long as you both work what Hathor gave you for maximum paizuri.

>> No.18158526

>>18158522
He still lives under a different name and takes credit for other people's work.

>> No.18158529

>>18158523
Well of course, a formally flat monster and a formally dicklet human would show their gratitude right there in the temple.

>> No.18158533

>>18158511
I want to shitpost with a smug alp while she drains me with her tail.

>> No.18158540

>>18158529
I normally imagine that would take some time (unless I'm fapping to it), you'd need to come back in a few days to show your gratitude. I wonder what the ceremony would look like?

>> No.18158547

>>18158504
It's in their profile that they have the potential to surpass a succubus

>> No.18158548

>>18158540
Well, your formerly flat waifu now has a literal armful of breasts, there's all manner of things you could do to express your happiness over this development

>> No.18158550

>>18158540
Probably takes place right in front of the statue of the goddess herself, maybe right in one of the milk baths. Needless to say there's a lot of happy yet nervous couples at the ceremony. Well that and they'd probably have a hard time standing for various reasons.

>> No.18158556

>>18158450
Thank Mr. Skeletal

>> No.18158564

>>18158456
She does bikes instead and is more fond of simple strength building than the cardio aspect.

>> No.18158574

I want to go to fallen god church for confession and confess that i have a crush on one of the priest.

>> No.18158579

>>18158574
I imagine there's a hole in the booth at crotch level just for such an occurrence.

>> No.18158580

>>18158547
Dragonball-tier
>I call this one alp level 3
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
>oh, i'm not done yet this is what an alp god looks like!
KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18158593

>>18158579
What happens if I put my hand in there?

>> No.18158601

>>18158473
KDF barely does anything but post commissions, which you have the ability to ignore if you want to. Why you people insist on having such a raging hate-boner for him confuses me more than the one that rampaging autist has for Beast.

>> No.18158610

>>18158511
Fatfags and alpfags need to fuck off, literal faggots and literal filth and disease fetishists normally aren't tolerated here.

>> No.18158613

>>18158601
He has fetishes I don't like so therefore I hate him!

>> No.18158619

>>18158593
Skip straight to marriage, you're getting your hand held.

>> No.18158623

>>18158610
Alright gramps.

>> No.18158624

One thing about Alps is that there isn’t really any way to “date” one. A man will only Alp if he has overwhelming love for another man, so there wouldn’t be any Alps that don’t already have a husband in mind and are on the dating scene.

>> No.18158629

>>18158619
>Put hand through hole
>She puts a ring on it
I've been tricked.

>> No.18158633

>>18144850
>”Kiki~ the thread is almost over~”
>”Yikes Shoggy! What should we do?!”
>”I don’t knooow~”
>”Let’s get a new one ready for master!”
>”Okaaay~”

>> No.18158638

>>18158633
>get Kikki and Shog
>Worried that they'll fight all the time
>They're actually childhood friends who have always dreamed of having the same master.

>> No.18158646

>>18158629
>It's a magical ring blessed by the Fallen God herself
>It links both your souls forever
Might as well enjoy your honeymoon at that point.

>> No.18158652

>>18158629
Don't act like you didn't want it, boy.

>> No.18158653

>>18158624
Alps are pure maidens that need protection.

>> No.18158664

>>18158638
I really love this idea.
>see Dark tentacles reaching from behind towards Kiki, expect the worst
>instead they just form into a rag and bucket for her to take
>”Ah, thank ya Shoggy!”
>”No problem Kiki~”

>> No.18158673

>>18158664
>Shog turns into various appliances to help Kiki

>> No.18158680

>>18158664
This is what happens when the master of the Kiki's mother gets a little too into forbidden research.

>> No.18158684

>>18158673
>Kiki wears Shog like a tactical meido swiss-army suit

>> No.18158689

>>18158684
Even in bed.

>> No.18158690

>>18158689
Especially in bed.

>> No.18158694

>>18158684
>”Hmph!”
>”How fun~”
>”Let’s kick it, girl!”
>”Rock and roll~”
And then the house reached clean levels never before seen.

>> No.18158697

>>18158445
Would be good.
Better not skip legday

>> No.18158701

>>18158694
And their master was the happiest master ever.

>> No.18158702

>>18158697
What happens if I accidentally skip leg day?

>> No.18158708

>>18158689
>Bladerunner 2049 hologram sex scene
>but it’s Shog overlaying Kiki
Would you oblige when they both lay back and spread their pussy-in-pussy for you to doubleplow?

>> No.18158709

>>18158633
What species would work as Janitors? Akaname? Bubble Slime? Janitaurs?

>> No.18158714

>>18158702
You get laughed at.
Or end up a topheavy pyramid man with chicken legs.

I want it because I want my strongfat girls to have thick, muscled thighs and a large, firm rear.

>> No.18158716

>>18158709
Kobold.

>> No.18158718

>>18158716
SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

>> No.18158735

>>18158701
>”I like days where Master works hard then comes home fulfilled!”
>”I like days where Mastah stays home all day to relax~”
What’s his job then?

>> No.18158739

>>18158702
The alp will provide a leg workout. Skipping leg day is not allowed.

>> No.18158745

>>18158735
Underwater welder. He goes sailing for a month or two, and then returns home to stay for a month or two.

>> No.18158747

>>18158735
High-echelon contract killer.
Kiki doesn’t know.
Shoggy is concerned.

>> No.18158756

>>18158745
Do they live near the coast then?
On off weeks does he take his meidos to the beach?
What are their swimsuits like?

>> No.18158758

>>18157690
Pretty underrated girls.
But good luck finding a writer with the drive to do a story about one. If you wanted a sadistic girl you could go for any others that aren't arachnids.
Would unironically do hard femdom with one holding up Anon with her scorpion claws and telling him to rape her while she consummates their marriage.

>> No.18158765

>>18158756
>”Alright maids, Let’s go to the beach!”
>”Yaaaay! The ocean!”
>”Yay~ Mother’s house~”

>> No.18158773

>>18158739
>Squatting your alpbro in the middle of the gym 12x4.
Alpbro is a fucking riot sometimes.

>> No.18158777

>>18158756
They live in a small seaside village, with plenty of aquatic MGs making up the locals. They go to beach all the time!
Kiki would wear a stylish sailor bikini, and a wide staw hat.
Shog would wear a scandalous, boobalicious maidkini.

>> No.18158779

>>18158758
>But good luck finding a writer with the drive to do a story about one.
Money is an exceptionally efficient motivator.

>> No.18158780

>>18158773
Especially when she wanted to do GOCAD

>> No.18158782

>>18158779
Not now, Losenis.

>> No.18158785

>>18158782
fuk u

>> No.18158791

>>18158780
You mean GOMAD?

>> No.18158808

>>18158777
>”Waaaah! Shoggy, you can almost see everything in that outfit!!!”
>”Silly Kiki~ I always see Everything~ and I can see how cute you look for mastah~”
>”Waaah, thanks Shoggy, you too!”
>”Thank you~ we should do ‘that’ to Mastah~ fufufu~”
>”Fwee he hee, now you’re talkin! Let’s surprise him with ‘that’!”

>> No.18158811

>>18158791
No, GOCAD.
Gallon of cum a day.

>> No.18158820

>>18158785
Write more Lilims faggot.

>> No.18158822

>>18158811
Oh shit, that alp's going to make all the steelims jealous.
>How can demons compete?

>> No.18158825

>>18158820
Pay me

>> No.18158837

>>18158808
You can tell the Shog likes the Kikis company when she calls her silly like her master.

>> No.18158839

>>18158825
How about you write them because you want to and not because you want my mighty Tanuki balls on your face with Yen signs tattooed on the cleavage.

>> No.18158857

>>18158839
rude

>> No.18158869

>>18158857
You're new Steelim is SHIT and she doesn't even EXIST!

>> No.18158875

>>18158869
>and she doesn't even EXIST!
We'll see about that faggot

>> No.18158884

>>18158875
Either until she has both a story and drawing or the portal opens i'm going to make fun of her.
Lets see how that Arch Succubus is!

>> No.18158889

>>18158884
>spoiler
HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

>> No.18158893

>>18158857
No but seriously write more, nerd. Or bully me harder into doing more.

>> No.18158895

>>18158889
She's not even a Lilim is she? Just a hyped up Succu-Slut!
Probably can't even be as interesting as her mother either!

>> No.18158906

>>18158837
They're the best of friends and would never have even considered not being with the same master.
They know each other well too, so when they wanna double team master, he's in for a surprise!

>> No.18158907

>>18158895
>someone found her mother interesting
Joke's on you faggot I'm taking that as a compliment

>> No.18158915

>>18158907
Well whats her personality? Is it NOTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE LISTENING TO ME BULLYING HER INSTEAD OF FUCKING WRITING YOU LAZY FUCK?

>> No.18158916

>>18158907
>Lostpenis confirmed Viccy daughter story

>> No.18158922

>>18158915
Dipshit my power is out and I'm stuck on phone, I'm not gonna write another 200k word clusterfuck on this thing.

>> No.18158931

How did we manage to run out of images on page 9?

>> No.18158932

>>18158922
Good i need to know her personality before i can bully that non-existent slut.

>> No.18158936

>>18158932
fuk u

>> No.18158941

>>18158936
I bully lilims for a living Loserenis. I'll stop when she gets a finished story and picture.

>> No.18158947

>>18158941
Doubtful

>> No.18158960

Take your shitty bantering back to the TFT discord where it belongs.

>> No.18158964

>>18158947
I promise man.
I promised to not bully lilims again.
She's just DOESNT EXIST

>> No.18158981

I want my ultra busty dark mage onessan to get lifting and get ripped.

>> No.18158986

>>18158960
This. Shit is fucking cringey,

>> No.18158996

>>18158960
>losenis got banned from mono's discord for lilimposting
We sure as fuck don't want that shit here, he can fuck right off.

>> No.18158997

What happens when your SAN hits 0 due to a chaos species? You go “insane” but what does that mean? What goes on in the mind of an insane person?

>> No.18158999

>>18158981
No, Anon. Onee-sans are meant to be soft and cuddly, not hard as a brickwall.

>> No.18159000

>>18158996
>for lilimposting

>> No.18159002

>>18158997
You're actually perfectly sane from their perspective.

>> No.18159005

>>18158999
Says you, oneesan needs to be huge and buff, able to wrestle jinkos and nearly smother them with her chest.

>> No.18159007

>>18159002
Like what?

>> No.18159015

>>18158997
>What goes on in the mind of an insane person?
A constant string of "WAIFUWAIFUWAIFUWAIFU" forever?

>> No.18159016

>>18158981
I want to benchpress my oneesan.

>> No.18159020

>>18159016
I want to benchpress a pudgy imotou AND my muscled oneesan

>> No.18159022

>>18159005
That's fine, but why a Dark Mage? Magic users should be leveling up INT and WIS, not STR.

>> No.18159024

>>18159007
Depends on the species.
Something like a Shog is probably a bit more extreme than, say, a Nacho.

>> No.18159028

>>18159022
Wisdom is unnecessary and muscle witches can be cute.

>> No.18159029

>>18159007
>>18158997
I don't mean this in a memeing way but you've got a pretty small minded perspective if you can't even come up with something clever or creative for something intentionally left vague and undescribed.
I'm soapboxing but its so annoying how people do this so much in these threads, like there has to be some set ultra-canonical meaning behind everything and so many people are so fucking rigidly minded that they provide nothing of value to the thread at all with no creativity and asking stupid questions constantly. Fuck.

>> No.18159031

>>18159029
DO MY THINKING FOR ME

>> No.18159044

>>18159028
Well can she at least cast FIST?

>> No.18159046

>>18159031
How would my waifu cook for me? Tell me anon, I need to know!

>> No.18159049

>>18159044
Of course!
And Witches use Int for spells, not Widsom.

Muscle oneesan is for cuddling

>> No.18159051

A plain human girl sandwiched between two succubi is the best meal.

>> No.18159054

>>18159046
Anon, what color are the Demon Realm Order's uniforms? And what species has the largest breasts based on a census of 200 monstergirls?! WHY ARENT YOU TELLING ME THE ANSWERS TO MY OWN IMAGINATION HURRY IM ALMOST THINKING FOR MYSELF IT HURTS!!!

>> No.18159070

>>18159054
Stop with the allcaps shit.

>> No.18159071

>>18159049
>muscle oneesan cuddles her otouto
>it's a good thing mamonobama can heal fractured ribs and a broken spine

>> No.18159080

>>18159071
You should become strong so you can break her ribs instead. It's the purest form of love.

>> No.18159081

>>18159071
My big, cute oneesan who won't tolerate other girls as buff as her hitting on me.

Something she may rectify by creative means

>> No.18159085

>>18159029
A lot of questions are just talking about how monstergirls interact with eachother certain circumstances or modern world things
Like how kikis are too stupid to use microwaves, or if a shoggoths master wants a fit girl or salamanders are better than hinezumis.

>> No.18159098

>>18159085
I know, I'm just venting, its just the more stupid questions where its either A. Already described in the world guides or B. Is very clearly meant to just be an open to interpretation thing, tend to lead to people making retarded assumptions or spreading misinformation as law in some sort of way, which leads to the big dumb arguments we have where one or two people clearly have no idea what they're talking about or are taking things way out of context and yet continue to shit things up even despite most everyone else telling them off. I'll shut up now.

>> No.18159102

There was a mixup with my comiket order which sucks bigtime. I'm still gonna try to get all the MGE books and should be able too, but it sucks regardless.

On the plus side, some more wife commissions are in the works!

https://i.imgur.com/lZEjpo2.jpg

>> No.18159108

>>18158996
>For Lilimposting
That isn't what happened.

>> No.18159118

>>18159029
Personally, I ask my questions to start discussion and to see what others think. I usually don’t add in my own opinion to the question I pose because then it’s just samefagging

>> No.18159130

>>18159102
Godspeed, and nice sharkteeth.

>> No.18159172

>>18159102
Ah! Shark teeth!

>> No.18159181

>>18159172
I want a huge and THICC clingy mershark!

>> No.18159197

>>18159181
Whale mersharks are cute.

>> No.18159199

>>18159181
Sounds like you need a whale shark onee-san
>tfw no whale shark-nee who lets you lay on top of her like a pool float as she lazily drifts around her tank

>> No.18159211

>>18159197
>>18159199
Exactly. And I'd sneak up and smooch her on her nose so she gets so flustered her glasses fog up!
Then back to laying down and lazing on her as she tries to figure out what to do next.

>> No.18159217

>>18159211
She's just going to be laying there and bluching before hugging you like a teddy bear

>> No.18159221

>>18159211
Externally:
>"A-a-anon! T-that was r-rude! A-ask first n-next time!"
Internally:
>I want to bite him so fucking bad! I just want to tear into him and feel his energy soak me so hard, then have him bottom out into my aching pussy!

>> No.18159226

>>18159211
>Eh? Eh? Ehhjblubblubblubblub?!

>> No.18159229

>>18159211
Well, while she tries to figure that out, I'm gonna grind my erection against her pussy, the only thing preventing insertion being my swimtrunks

>> No.18159234

>>18159221
>bite
>whale-shark
They'll want to "swallow" you whole.

>> No.18159268

>>18159234
>vore
Don't even start.

>> No.18159275

>>18159234
>Lusty whaleshark-nee breathing heavily before making out with you so hard her mouth practically smooches your whole face
>>18159217
Cute! Cute!!!
>>18159221
>>18159226
Fantastic. She a cutiepie.
>>18159229
Would you pretend you didn't know what was going on? Would you try to pretend you didn't feel her plump Merpussy almost angrily sucking at your cock through your trunks, demanding you to violate her as she gets even more flustered?

>> No.18159277

>>18159268
If your mind jumped to vore rather than deepthroat the problem lies with you.

>> No.18159294

>>18159234
>"Haaau.. h-h-hey anon, did you know Nee-san can swallow a whole lot of gallons at a time without any issue? Y-Y-You could put a whole lot down my throat and it wouldn't hurt onee-chan at all! S-s-she may even like it!!!"
>"That's nice nee-chan"

>> No.18159301

>>18159268
>thinink i meant vore
I mean deepthroating dude..... She can take your entire length into her mouth with ease!

>> No.18159307

>>18159275
>pretend to be oblivious
>"Gee, Onee-san, you sure are warm all of a sudden," you say as you bury your face between her heaving milktanks

>> No.18159359

>>18159307
Pretending to be dense around monsters must be fun.

>> No.18159361

>>18159307
>"Ahh, I love how soft you are Onee-san! I just wanna bury my face against you!"
>Motorboat her milktanks as her pussy is practically burning and again pulsating to swallow your dick whole
>She meanwhile is just whimpering with glasses fogged up, holding her book above her head, all the words replaced in her mind with 'Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape'
She's gonna blow!!! Its a good thing you've got Poseidon's blessing, anon. You're about to get thrashed and dragged to the bottom of that tank for some serious underwater lovin.

>> No.18159387

>>18159359
Only if they're gentle or you've got harem MC hax. Otherwise itd just result in various levels of rape. I'd be fine with it either way.

>> No.18159433

>>18159361
>keep teasing her until you finally feel her tense up just before convulsing beneath you in the water, letting you hear a barely contained throaty moan
>you reach up and pull the book away from her face, showing her eyes glossed over and her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth
>just as she's about to come to her senses, she feels something hard prod the entrance to her drooling pussy
I'd be a bad otouto

>> No.18159487

>>18159433
Oh me too.
>"O-o-oto- a-anon! T-that's nee-san's s-s-special place, p-p-please don't...!!!"
>"A-aaahn! OOooouoouuuu! P-pleaase! Y-you're ma-aaahN!-maaaking nee-san feel reeeally fuuuUUhh!"
>Her moans continue to build and her body seizes up again and again as she sheepishly pretends she's not horny as all sin and wanting to commit a crime with her otouto
>Her merpussy, on the other hand, is much more honest
>MUCH more honest

>> No.18159494

>>18159433
>>18159487
Pathetic big monstergirls who just whimper and ineffectively try to tell you to stop while you have your way with their meaty bodies are my absolute top fetish.

>> No.18159506

>>18159307
>>18159361
>Call her a seacow again and again as you play and tease those massive airsacs

>> No.18159546

>>18159487
If she keeps cumming so much just from teasing, imagine the mind-shattering orgasm she'll have when you shove you dick all the way in one thrust. She'd be completely and irreversibly addicted to otouto cock after that, as all good onee-sans should be

>> No.18159558

>>18157370
She was never confirmed to be a demon or something right? She's just got slitted eyes for no reason?

>> No.18159584

Would a vampire ojou-sama tease you be licking your neck?

>> No.18159585

>>18159546
This is how you give a girl a permanent ahegao. She's not going to be able to do anything but moan or cry about otouto's cock filling her up while her tongue hangs out of her mouth for several hours. And when you finally cum inside her, every part of her that can hold you is going to pull you in as close as possible, burying you in her curves as you pump your seed into her starving womb.

>> No.18159595

>your MG daughteru wants to take Shibari class for her elective at school
What do you do?

>> No.18159598

>>18159546
>>18159585
So long book, hello ball-milking orgasm!

>> No.18159601

>>18159595
Nothing I can do about it. My hands are tied.

>> No.18159606

>>18159595
Pull her out of that school.

>> No.18159609

>>18159595
That gives too much homework.

>> No.18159611

>>18159387
>Gee Ms.
>”It’s Mrs. now”
>Gee Mrs. Ushi-Oni, you sure are strong. Most monsters have some trick to find their husbands. I didn’t realize you found a husband. What’s an Ushi-Oni’s trick?
>”Rape”
>Haha! That’s a funny joke. By the way, who’s the lucky guy?
>YOU!

>> No.18159620

>>18159595
The fuck kind of school is she going to?

>> No.18159626

>>18159595
That's my girl! My waifu and I would definitely be fairly experienced, but there's only so much we could teach her. She'd be able to bring home some neat new tricks and tying positions, and maybe even get more in touch with her dom side.

>> No.18159628

>>18159584
That'd be a normal thing; the saliva numbs the fangs going in. If she wanted to be mean she'd go in dry, she'd probably need to kiss to tease effectively.

>> No.18159635

>>18159584
I'd be insulted if she didn't. Hell, if she doesn't turn it into a full-on lewd ASMR session I'd be disappointed.

>> No.18159641

>>18159620
I'm sure a bunch of monstergirl schools would offer some softcore sexual classes at the very least, if not more. Hell, classes like that might even be part of the public school curriculum seeing how highly monstergirls value sex and all.

>> No.18159646

>>18159620
One hosted by Dark Elves and/or the BDSM lilim.

>> No.18159665

>>18159646
What good would a Dark Elf get out of the course? She can get a master class on it at home for free, and it'll probably be way more in-depth than anything she'd learn at school. Dark Elf tribes probably have all sorts of secret BDSM techniques that they pass down within their own people that could humble any bondage fetishist.

>> No.18159679

>>18159665
Y'know, I wonder what a BDSM game show hosted by a Dark Elf would be like.

>> No.18159681

>>18159665
It's probably one of those classes they take because its necessary for what they want or because it'll be super easy. Or maybe they didn't realize how basic it was going to be so they just have to sit through it with a bunch uninitiated fools who don't know how to tie a knot.

>> No.18159697

>>18159681
>She's constantly bored with her face resting on her hand
>She IS, however, quite amused by the Unicorn she sits next to that thought the class was something to do with knitting and couldn't drop it in time

>> No.18159698

>>18159679
>KDF wins every time

>> No.18159703

>>18159665
I'm seeing a dark elf and kunoichi sitting in the back playing tabletop football. Meanwhile, the hakutaku is diligently taking notes as usual, intent on her studies. Nerd.

>> No.18159741

>>18159703
>Dark Elf thinks that chuuni succubus is just another poser
>Kunoichi thinks that brown-skinned lesser-succubus is beneath her
>Until they both finish an extremely complicated man-knot in no time flat
What a dangerous pair.

>> No.18159746

>>18159698
No thanks anon, the vast overwhelming majority of our bondage and lewd time would be private. There's no way we'd go on national TV and do our thing, that's just not comfy.

>> No.18159752

>>18159697
Now thats a friendship I can get behind.

>> No.18159770

>>18159697
That poor unicorn. I bet she get's paired up with the Dark Elf for her final project because she's too pure to be lewd & her grades are bad. She'll probably say that she's desperate and has to do something really special. And that's when the Dark Elf breaks out her secret techniques; The teacher will walk into class Monday morning to the Dark Elf having somehow completely bound & suspended both of them. The rope is supple yet firm, perfectly treated and tended to. Every single erogenous zone on both girls is attended to by various knots & ties. The ropes are intertwined so that the slightest movements stimulate not only themselves, but the other girl as well, All while presenting them in a perfet 'fuck me' package for a potential boyfriend.

The Unicorn will be a trembling mess, drooling out of both ends in an orgasmic haze. And between heavy breaths the Dark Elf will barely be able to ask, 'So... Do we pass?~'

>> No.18159774

>>18159697
>"You gotta help me Drowella! I joined this class to learn how to knit a scarf for my boyfriend! I d-d-don't want to tie anyone up!"

>> No.18159780

>>18159770
>Arachne teacher smiles and wipes a tear from her eye
>"Its beautiful, girls."

>> No.18159781

>>18159770
That's just a Bicorn waiting to happen there anon.

>> No.18159787

>>18159781
Not until she starts tying people together. Until then she's just a kinky unicorn. Or, you know, every unicorn behind closed doors.

>> No.18159804

>>18159787
This.
>>18159774
>Anon comes over to his Unicorn gf's house to study just as Dark Elf is leaving
>"She's all yours, buddy."
>Anon is confused but heads in and goes up to his gf's room to find a very lewd surprise

>> No.18159812

>>18159770
>that one anon who has a crush on the Unicorn walks by and sees her tied up
>due to her being blindfolded she doesn’t notice it
>the rest of the week Unicorn-San thinks she did something wrong to anon
>anon just can’t stop thinking about that sweet, sweet, horse pussy

>> No.18159815

>>18159804
If he's a Unicorn's boyfriend, I can't imagine he would do anything too lewd with her (purity and all that), but I' ll bet she notices how hard he gets at the sight of her bound & helpless and remembers it for their honeymoon one day.

>> No.18159835

>>18159812
>"Dear god it was like it was leaking hopes and dreams in big sweet globs"
>"So did you tap that?"
>"What?! No, dude! What the heck? You gotta marry a girl first before you do anything lewd like that!"
>Somewhere, Uni-chan's heart flutters

>> No.18159869

>>18159595
Sure, she can always try to find new interests in tying up boys. Being her father I know she'll most likely drop it or just learn a thing here and there to use in a blue moon.

>> No.18159882

>>18159665
Here’s an idea for extreme BDSM:
Clamshell Packaging

>> No.18159887

>>18159882
Why not just get a vacbed like a normal guy?

>> No.18159892

I know I shouldn't, but I really want to tease a Unicorn with lewd stuff every day
>"Aw man, this cute animal video sure is adorable."
>"Ooh ooh, let me see, Anon."
>it's a video of a centaur cumming super hard from having her pussy railed by human boy dick

>> No.18159904

>>18159887
Normal don't get gremlins.

>> No.18159905

>>18159882
There is a fine line between BDSM and torture, anon.

>> No.18159913

>>18159882
What's the point if not even I like it?

>> No.18159918

>>18159882
But anon, getting that stuff open is so dangerous!

>> No.18159934

>>18159905
Where do female chastity cage fall under?

>> No.18159937

>>18159934
You mean a chastity belt? It depends on how you'd use it anon.

>> No.18159971

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for sleeping rata lolis, sometimes they curl up with their overly large tails and look like sleeping little mounds of mofu

>> No.18159974

>>18159971
Aaaaaahhh
this would make me kidnap so many rata lolis

>> No.18159981

>>18159974
Unironically this.

>> No.18159987

>>18159974
But then you'd have a bunch of sleepy little mofu piles in your home.

Or they'd wake up and start panicing as they're being carried off!

Don't steal defenseless mofu!

>> No.18159994

>your Alice imouto will never come up to you and innocently lift her dress to show you her cute new panties

>> No.18159995

>>18159918
Depending on how difficult it is, it could even satisfy the blood play or guro crowd.

>> No.18159996

>>18159971
Gonna tie up the little squirrel girl. Turn her into a portable onahole with a fluffy bed to rest her on.

>> No.18159997

>>18159974
>>18159981
Leave some for everyone else anons, only one kidnapped loli rata per person!

>> No.18159998

I want to give my dragon daughteru a princess plushie and see her giving it to her daughteru after some years.

>> No.18160001

>>18159997
Okay, but I'm gonna treat her like my little princess (wife)!

>> No.18160006

>>18159997
Hes goig to take all of them, and people will call him rata ronny.

>> No.18160011

>>18159998
Oh man, little monstergirls with plushies would just be too cute, especially if the plushies have something to do with their species.

>> No.18160012

>>18159937
Where does it stop being kinky and start being torture?

>> No.18160019

>>18160012
That happens if you ignore the safeword, of course!

>> No.18160037

>>18159887
Just think about how cute a fairy would look in one!

>> No.18160041

>>18160011
>FlayerWithSquidPlush.jpg

>> No.18160042

>>18160012
If it ever stops becoming about arousal and turns into punishment, or if she goes from orgasm-crying to actual crying, you're going too far. But that's going to come down to knowing yourself, your partner, and each other's limits very well.

>> No.18160052

>>18159804
I hope this doesn’t have any lasting effects on Uni-Chan.

>> No.18160058

>>18160042
What if one of thems sadistic/masochistic

>> No.18160096

>>18159994
I would be happy if they were just simply bear-print panties, and yet I'd expect them to be cutesy while subtly lewd.

>> No.18160149

>>18160096
They're probably really tiny, semi-transparent lace panties with a cute teddy bear design for the censoring fabric.

>> No.18160182

>>18159994
>>18160096
>>18160149
It's good too if a lewd loli that's feigning total ignorance while obviously blushing is doing it.

>> No.18160185

>>18159971
>>18159974
>>18159981
I can see this happening with some anon and his Wurm waifu.
>come home from work one day to see your Wurmfu cuddled up in a 32 loli Ratatoskr makeshift bed
>she gets sad when you tell her you have to return them to their families
>but now every weekend they come by to play with your Wurmfu

>> No.18160193

>>18160182
>'Haa~ Why is my heart beating so fast right now? I'm just showing Onii-chan my new panties. Ah, now my tummy feels itchy.'
Watching my adorable little imouto squirm while showing me her dampening panties would be too much for my heart.

>> No.18160200

>>18160193
Now the real question: Do you let her 'dom' you as she tries to feign innocence, or take control and drag her perversions to the surface?

>> No.18160228

>>18160200
Let's just say I'm gonna have to explain why her stomach is getting so big after I teach her a fun new game.

>> No.18160462

>>18159102
Do you have this pic in bigger res? https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/947850061941264384
Twitter one is for ants

>> No.18160466

>>18160462
That was one of the first pictures I got, check Gel/Dan Booru, the full res is up there.

>> No.18160591

Here's a quick Kobold request sketch I got awhile ago. Waifu looking cute in a latex hood.

https://imgur.com/RH24vgg
https://imgur.com/eUAWpXR

>> No.18160596

>>18160591
Looks like Rey Mysterio, kind of.

>> No.18160602

>>18160596
If you say so anon.

>> No.18160609

>>18160602
It's the mask KDF, it just reminds me of those times in my childhood when I'd stay up until 2AM during summer break to watch Raw and Smackdown.

>> No.18160616

>>18160609
I feel you anon. My waifu and I aren't much for pro wrestling, but maybe on a friskier night we might both put on latex hoods and nothing else, go at each other with some over the top lewd wrestling banter, and have some nice oiled-up wrestle sex.

>> No.18160622

>>18160616
Damn married couples and their active sex lives.

>> No.18160650

>>18160596
What monstergirl would be luchador champion?

>> No.18160655

>>18160650
Minotaur and her shota companion, because El Toro from Jackie Chan adventures.

>> No.18160806

>>18160650
Lithe Latina Werecat who hurls herself across the ring with no care for her own well being, flipping like a demented pancake the entire way.

>> No.18160950

>Anon lives in Wonderland
>He is in a strange relationship with a Cheshire Cat
>She constantly teases him by sitting on his face, giving him sudden blowjobs, sleeping naked with him, etc...
>But they've didn't have proper intercourse yet
>One day she drags him to a tea party
>The other participants are mostly diamond Trumparts and their husbands
>One of the husband keeps talking about how he loves having his wife inside of him
>Another mentions that he is very nervous about this
>The Cheshire Cat looked straight at Anon and downed a suspicious cup of tea
>After gulping it down she flashed him a huge smug smile
>The days afterwards were even stranger than usual
>Instead of wearing her usual revealing outfit she only wore frilly dresses and skirts that hid her panties
>She did not sit on his face even once
>She did not show her naked body to him either
>After a full week of this Anon began fearing for the worst
>He asked her to fully undress
>She complied and increasingly teased Anon while slowly removing her clothing
>She took off her frilly skirt last and to Anon's horror her panties were definitely filled with something
>Her teasing stopped as she slid down her pink undergament down
>Revealing that she was stuffing her tail in her underwear
>It was the very same pussy she used to press on his face constantly
>The sight brought peace to Anon's mind
>"Anyan did you make me undress because you want to do ... That?"
>"Or maybe it's because you expected something else down there?"
>That day they both lost their virginities
>Cheshire Cat promised to never hang out with the Diamond Trumparts again

>> No.18160972

>>18160950
That's a lot of gay.

>> No.18160992

Reminder that chubby monstergirls are for relentless cuddling.

>> No.18161004

>>18160992
Hi again fatfag.

>> No.18161010

>>18160992
They're for putting on a diet and chasing around the park with a riding crop till they get in shape

>> No.18161019

>I will never get a face full of sweaty hellhound spats
just end me lads

>> No.18161024

>>18161010
That's a bit violent, why not just buy them a subscription to a nice gym owned by a fitness enthusiast Wererabbit?

>>18161019
Slut.

>> No.18161049

>>18161024
>That's a bit violent, why not just
Because then I wouldn't get to chase a sweaty, chubby monstergirl in tights around a park smacking her ass with a crop while she whimpers and pants.
I might not particularly like fatties but I'll take what I can get. It's a win-win.

>> No.18161051

>>18161024
>Slut.
I will admit it! I'm a huge slut for hellhounds!

>> No.18161068

>>18161049
Let's say you did this enough for her to become slim.
Wouldn't she be scarred for life become a full blown masochist?

>>18161051
Would you go to a cemetery alone at night for the mere chance of encountering a Hellhound despite the rampant danger of undeads roaming around?

>> No.18161069

>>18161024
>Cardio bunny
SQUATZ! AND! OATZ!

>> No.18161073

>>18160001
She's more likely to treat you as the princess if anything.

>> No.18161088

>>18161068
>slim masochist
I suppose I'll have to take responsibility.

>> No.18161106

>>18161069
>No cardio bunny who squats on your dick after an hour on the treadmill
Her thighs must be so strong.

>> No.18161131

>>18161073
To be spoiled by your waifu or to spoil your waifu.
Truly one of the hardest choice in life especially if she is a loli.

>> No.18161160

>>18161131
Being spoiled by lolis is patrician.
I almost forgot what thread I was in and posted an Ikazuchi.

>> No.18161165

>>18161131
>To be spoiled by your waifu or to spoil your waifu.
My waifu would just spoil me, anyone else she'd just look down upon a bit. If ypu tried to spoil her she'd appreciate the feeling but all of the love would go to me.

I know you meant my daughteru though so don't worry. She isn't a loli so you'll have to pamper and be pampered by a dragon.

>> No.18161273

>>18161106
I'm going to thump the thumper.

>> No.18161363

What species works best for long drawn out teenage romance?
It feels like most species would go straight from receiving a love letter to having sex with their new husband in a day.
Is it possible to have a few months of awkward dates where even handholding feels like too much?

>> No.18161368

>>18161363
Everything is awkward with Alps.

>> No.18161376

>>18161131
Good thing I don’t have shit taste and my waifu is older than me and our relationship is built on trust and love, not just sexual gratification, so anytime in the day I could be spoiling her and vice versa.
>those with loli waifus will never know the joys of sitting in your waifus lap while she gives you head pats

>> No.18161383

>>18160992
They're also for intense mating press, face sitting, wrestling, watching movies with, and above all endles loving

>> No.18161388

>>18161368
This. If you date an Alp in high school, be ready for your life to turn into a John Hughes movie from the 80’s.

>> No.18161393

>>18161368
>>18161388
I doubt an Alp would resist her succubus urges for more than a few days at most even if it was with her lifelong childhood bro.

>> No.18161398

>>18161393
Try reading some prime Alp literature and come back to me.

https://pastebin.com/wGJneMGW

>> No.18161404

>>18161165
Also, for anons with daughteru(s), how old do you imagine her and how old do you want her to get into a relationship if you're not a daughteru dicker?

>>18161363
Dragons with their pride might resist for a bit.

>> No.18161418

>>18161398
I'm afraid of what will happen to innocent pure anons if they read a story that long about Alps.

>>18161404
Dragon could definitely work, though their pride would make them tsunderes for the most part.

>> No.18161420

>>18161418
>that long
It's only part 1/3.

>> No.18161437

>>18161420
This is why we need the Chief God.

>> No.18161441

>>18161437
The last chapter is all about the history of a fictional series of video games. You God is not here.

>> No.18161510

>>18161383
>Anon frequently wrestles his chubby wife
>Every time is ends up with him tapping out due to suffocation
Defeat by breasts and ass is the only defeat I accept.

>> No.18161612

>>18161441
well at least the spadetail masturbation scene in part 2 is still nice

>> No.18161653

>>18161612
>Spade tail slut pandering

It's been a while since I've fed this fetish.

>> No.18161692

>>18161510
She keeps using her weight to her advantage, it's amazing

>> No.18161717

>>18161653
Even KC indulged in this fetish when he confirmed that spade tails are sensitive and that succubi can cum from them.
You know what to do.

>> No.18161734

>>18161510
The best kind of defeat

>> No.18161743

>>18161717
>have a succubus babysitter from when your a baby to well into your junior high years
>find out later it’s because you chewed on her spade tail when you were a baby and now she’s been trying to groom you into the perfect husband

>> No.18161750

>>18161717
what about their horns?

>> No.18161766

>>18161750
They are sensitive as well and succubi love it when you use them as handlebars during blowjobs/irrumatio

>> No.18161825

Not gonna lie, I may slut myself out to tanukis/dragons if they let me indulge my plastic crack habit.

>> No.18161841

>>18161825
Plastic crack?

>> No.18161845

>>18161841
Miniature wargames, the place where spending money goes to die

>> No.18161848

>>18161845
oh like warhammer

>> No.18161850

>>18161845
Is funny I just used the last of the Steam winter sale to buy me Dawn of War.

>> No.18161854

>>18161850
is it any good?

>> No.18161858

>>18161848
Very much so.
Exactly like so.
There's like 3 army builds I need to make

>>18161850
Steam is another place.
Which one did you grab?

>> No.18161860

>yfw there are 40kfags in this thread

>> No.18161861

>nano is drawing futa now
>hhhori's to blame
TFT, not even once.

>> No.18161863

>>18161854
It has been so far. It feels very satisfying to kill whatever it is I happen to be killing at the time.
>>18161858
Dawn of War 1 and all the expansion packs.
>>18161860
Cat girls are accepted by the Emperor, it's okay man.

>> No.18161868

>>18161860
But anon, we've always been here.

>>18161863
Ok, that's good, barring Soulstorm which has issues.

>> No.18161873

>>18161860
>>18161868
Yeah I think we've had 40k fellers here since we were on /a/.

>> No.18161874

>>18161860
Did you miss the OP?

>> No.18161914

A rich haughty monster girl would find it cute that her husband asks for money not for extravagant items, but for toys.
Try not to be too embarrassed when she threatens to not buy you the latest army if you don't behave properly at a high monster society gathering.

>> No.18161946 [DELETED] 

>>18161845
>>18161848
You know what I've always found odd
You never see a reference to this in shows about needs (bbt ect)

>> No.18161954

>>18161874
I only just caught thst when you mentioned it.

>> No.18161956

>>18161873
This use to be an /a/ thread?

>> No.18161961

>>18161956
Come gather round children it's high time ye learned~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1swYVvgFwCI

>> No.18161969

>>18161914
That's fine.
I can always save up and buy with work money.
I can even teach her to play if she wants.

>>18161946
Needs?

>> No.18161980

>>18161845 #
>>18161848 #
You know what I've always found odd
You never see a reference to this in shows about nerds (bbt ect)

>> No.18161982

>>18160950

>that build up
>that let down

i am disappoint

>> No.18161983

>>18161980
To what?
40k?

>> No.18161986

>>18161961
https://youtu.be/G93bj1HARA4

>> No.18161988

>>18161983
Yeah

>> No.18161993

>>18161988
Wargaming is too out there for folks.
DnD and 'science' talk?

Everyone knows about those and how they are acceptable targets.
A setting where genetically engineered super soldiers fight demons with chainsaw swords?
They wouldn't believe it exists.

>> No.18161995

>>18161956
/a/ was a wild ride.
https://i.imgur.com/ZonePC9.jpg

>> No.18162002

>>18161995
>Brawny Lamia
Heh. I came up with her. I mean Dan Simmons did but I applied it to our kinds of Lamias.

>> No.18162006

>>18162002
Brawny Lamia and gothic manticore both happened in the end, it's fun to look back on.

>> No.18162020

>>18161995
I miss the/a/ days

>> No.18162026

>>18161995
kind of makes you wonder what kevin costner's waifu would be

>> No.18162031

>>18162020
I miss 80s and 90s action films

>> No.18162049

>>18162026
Tatanka-chan.

>> No.18162053

>>18161969
>Implying a rich monster girl would let you work
She might make you her personal stress reliever, but that's about the hardest job she'd give her precious man.

>> No.18162091

>>18162053
>Stress reliever for a loli Wight
>Basically it's how she practices using her ghost claws

>> No.18162100

>>18162053
But I like working and I do need some supplemental income.

>>18162091
Would spoil till shes a chubby himidere

>> No.18162121

>>18162091
Getting clawed daily some peculiar after effects on your body such as popping an instant raging boner from her merely touching even without her claws.

>>18162100
Then work on your passions while she pays for all you needs and wants.
Just don't refuse sex and you'll both be happy.

>> No.18162154

>>18162121
>popping an instant raging boner from her merely touching even without her claws
That would make non-lewd cuddling rather tricky.

>> No.18162158

>>18162121
Well I wouldn't do that but I'd feel a bit guilty about just boning her when she wants as repayment

>> No.18162183

>>18162154
Non-lewd cuddling is already tricky with an Wight loli, or any undead for that matter.
Could you really keep your lust on the low when you have a smooth soft undead beauty fondling your body?

>>18162158
Unless you want a strict owner/slave relationship you wouldn't have to repay her for anything. It'd be simply a wife and husband ensuring each other's happiness, her with money and love, you with dick and love.

>> No.18162193

>tfw no busty himedere Ojou who treats you like her possession

>> No.18162212

>>18162183
>anon just wants to cuddle his pudgy jiangshi
>she keeps wiggling her big soft ass against his crotch

>> No.18162214

>>18162193
When was the last time we discussed possessive yandere monstergirls?

>> No.18162219

>>18162214
I don't know, but we need to discuss them again. Especially Mojo ones that look like fanart Hex maniac.

>> No.18162222

>>18162183
No, I'd love it but I don't want to feel like I'm taking advantage of her, especially a loli

>> No.18162263

>>18162219
>Especially Mojo ones that look like fanart Hex maniac.
I still want a thicc mojyo Holstaur oneechan.

>> No.18162267

>>18162263
Don't we all?

>> No.18162276

>>18162263
>>18162267
Same.
The thickest mojo holst.
Maybe a Dark Mage or apophis

>> No.18162293

>>18162276
Dark Mage would be good too.

I want a "harem" of onee-chans of all kinds.

>> No.18162298

>>18162293
I would enjoy an oneechan harem of 4 or 5 girls

>> No.18162315

>>18162298
>Sweet cuddly and ditzyTitania
>Mojo Dark Mage
>Strong and proud warrior Minotaur
>Tsundere Elf
>Motherly Kraken

All with huge breasts

>> No.18162323

>>18162315
Yep, although I'd replace kraken with a thick P'Orc that loves to cook.

Also, one of them needs a fatter ass than the rest, I'd do titania for that

>> No.18162335

>>18161363
Unicorns. Despite everything, I want to have a completely normal dating experience with one.

If I started dating a Unicorn, would there be any escaping suspicions that I’m part of /that/ crowd?

>> No.18162336

>>18162323
I would have thought the P'Orc would have a fat ass? I bet she'd love to feed you. Of course the Titania would be the one making sweets too. You better train a lot with Mino-nee or else you'll get fat.

Also the Elf has he "smallest" breasts.

>> No.18162358

>>18162336
I'd eat small pieces as I have an insanely regimented diet but I imagine she'd enjoy feeding the other girls or swapping recipies with the titania.

But no, the P'Orc would be all around on her parts, although maybe the softest of them.

Yeah, elf has a 'slim' figure with breasts more inline with that.

>> No.18162365

>>18161363
Everytime I think about monster girls in modern settings I tone down mamono mana a lot. To have comfy highschool romance and denseness.

>> No.18162371

>>18162315
Elves shouldn't be busty

>> No.18162374

>>18162358
What's the sleeping situation like? You all sleep together or one bed per night?
>>18162371
Yes they should.

>> No.18162378

>>18161861
who tf is nano

>> No.18162400

>>18162374
Sleep together with rotating positions.
Also, Mino-nee is the one that Titania and P'Orc test all their new recipies on

>> No.18162406

>>18162400
That poor Mino, she needs to keep training to get strong.

>> No.18162409

>>18162378
Good artist that draws a lot of monsters.

>> No.18162418

>>18162409
link?

>> No.18162423

>>18162406
She does and she does enjoy the extra protein she gets from some of P'Orc neesans cooking.

She's just frustrated that her biceps and abs are looking a little softer lately, even if she still is getting gains.
She doesn't mind her chest getting larger though.

>> No.18162435

>>18162374
No. If you're going to have a harem you need to get some variety in there or there's no point. The elf should be slender.

>> No.18162440

>>18162418
His twitter is nanonebula. He did some christmas requests a bit ago along with a druella and a dragon these days.

>> No.18162443

>>18162365
Same here. Basically, I imagine it as
>Boy shyly likes girl
>Girl likes boy
>They get together for some normal stuff
>Girl asks if boy likes him
>Boy says yes
>(Any requirements, like a Salamander or Orc, goes here)
>Monster kicks in and she rapes him, marking him as hers
>New couple continues ther relationship normally during the day
>If they’re left alone together at night, it’s gonna go down
Their everyday relationships would vary depending on the girl. If it’s a Succubus, then she’s going to be lewd, clingy with a lot of PDA. If it’s a dragon, she’ll keep their relationship in public the way it was before, just friends and classmates, but an observant outsider could notice them holding hands often. Hakutaku classmate and husband are still studious and don’t let it get in the way of their classes, except for the occasional “good luck” glance before a test and getting sidetracked during study sessions. Gremlin and anon still compete in the robotics competition, but they often find an excuse to work late on her side project in the shop. Etc. for other species.

>> No.18162444

If your yandere monster girl onee-chan finds out that you jerked off instead of asking her for help there will be severe consequences.

>> No.18162452

>>18162440
yethanks

>> No.18162458

>>18162378
That cute Automation built by the Shota Hakase

>> No.18162459

>>18162440
thanks. have htis in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yOskhDn468

>> No.18162463

I want to babysit an extremely hyperactive lolifox!

>> No.18162471

>>18162443
>. If it’s a dragon, she’ll keep their relationship in public the way it was before, just friends and classmates, but an observant outsider could notice them holding hands often
Thia is how I imagine me and waifu being. She'd call me human and I'd call her lizard while having a mocking and teasing relationship, but we'd call each other by nice nicknames when together and every once in a while in public. Friends and family would know what's up, but others would just ignore it.
Especially since I used to e a mofu slut and my waifu started out as a prince slut.

>> No.18162482

>>18162423
Bigger boobs means more softness to hug her adopted little brother with.
>>18162435
But I want a harem with all big boobs.

>> No.18162491

>>18162482
That it does, she just gets embarrassed when he asks her to flex and the reason she looks bigger there is because of pudge and not PURE MUSCLE.
She may need to direct them to the elf instead

>> No.18162511

>>18162183
>Non-lewd cuddling is already tricky with an Wight loli
>tsundere loli Wight always makes excuses like she just needs to practice using her claws or likes your body heat/spirit energy
>in practice she's your girlfriend and every time you meet it somehow ends up in ojou-melting sex

>> No.18162550

>>18162443
That could make for a good story
>Boy asks monster girl out
>She can't control herself and immediately rapes him
>This shocks the boy but does not impact his love for her
>Afterwards she promises that she will take things slow in the future
>She even reveals that she would love to build up their relationship from the ground up
>And that while she can't wait for sex, she will wait for him to ask her in marriage even if it's tradition for a monster to marry her mate after the first night

>> No.18162618

>>18162482
>But I want a harem with all big boobs.
No! No, that's wrong you silly man! The point of a harem is to have big boobs and medium boobs and small boobs all together!

>> No.18162628

>>18162618
Not him but this makes me want a loli harem with increasing fat asses and increasingly thick thighs, along with extra wide hips

>> No.18162634

>>18162618
Exactly
Poor little elf girl

>> No.18162641

>>18162628
What would you do about the smallest one who gets bullied by the other lolis because she lacks meat?

>> No.18162648

>>18162641
Give her extra snacks and some cuddling.
Alternatively, we make her the oppai loli of the group

>> No.18162660

>>18162618
You won't keep me from my tig ol biddy harem!

>> No.18162670

>>18162628
>>18162648
Pear-shaped lolis are top tier. Fatshit and fee/d/ing, not so much.

>> No.18162700

>>18162660
What the proper breast size range for an oppai harem?
For me it'd be the least big girl with a F cup and the biggest with K.

>> No.18162705

>>18162700
As big as I like them.

>> No.18162714

>>18162705
Let me guess, all of them bakunyuu size?
You might as well start up a farm and invite the biggest Holsts around.

>> No.18162717

We have monsters in this world just not the ones we wanted.
T. Paladin that repents his ways

>> No.18162724

>>18162714
Not him but I'd love bakunyuu sized girls.

>> No.18162729

>>18162714
As long as it's not too big.

>> No.18162801

Can you use minotaur horns as handlebars?
Better question would she let you?

>> No.18162809

>>18162801
Gotta out sex her until she realizes the pleasure of not being in control and then you can do whatever you want to her big soft muscled body.

>> No.18162821

>>18162801
>would she let you?
http://mgewiki.com/images/c/cf/Absgirlfriend2.png
Minotaurs are pretty okay with being dommed if you use the right method.

>> No.18162825

https://i.imgur.com/DQywP2A.jpg

>> No.18162850

>>18162821
They're not pretty okay, they simply don't have a choice when you use the cheating object

>> No.18162858

>>18162850
forcing them to sleep on the couch

>> No.18162879

>>18162858
How does an Automaton bodyguard wife react to being told to sleep on the couch?

>> No.18162887

>>18162879
My Yandere overprotective Lancer-model would refuse being more than 10 feet away from me at any time.

>> No.18162894

>>18162879
>"Error: protocol 'sleep' is not available. Please supply a new command."

>> No.18162896

>>18162858
If she is kind enough to listen your orders and you tell her something so cruel she might just snap and go in full rape, sleep and repeat mode like what their profile says

>> No.18162904

>>18162894
>>18162887
How does she react to being awake all night while Admin sleeps using her as a daki?

>> No.18162915

>>18162825
Aside from obviously being a Setz drawing, what's the context here?

>> No.18162918

What type of hairstyle does a shield type soldier beetle have? Im thinking a bun with two bang braids.

>> No.18162922

>>18162850
>don't have a choice
It only works on them if they want it.

>> No.18162939

>>18162915
Looks like Gazer and Wock are making snowmen. Wock is overachieving.

>> No.18162946

>>18162922
It works even if they don't want it if their will against isn't that strong such as if it's her husband who uses it.
It doesn't work if she strictly doesn't want it under any circumstances.

>> No.18162948

>>18162946
Citation needed

>> No.18162959

>>18162825
Whatever happened to miiafag?

>> No.18162971

>>18162850
What if you grabbed a wild oni/minotaur/ogre by the horns?

>> No.18162985

>>18162971
you die

>> No.18162993

>>18162948
It's a logical assumption based on how they work.
I guess if you want to be clear about it raging mushrooms only work if she wants it even to the smallest degree. That way you take into consideration haughty species who won't let their husband on top under normal circumstances.
For example a proud Vampire could straight up deny sex to her slave and find the idea of anal absolutely repulsing and degenerate when he admits that it is his fetish, but then she would be powerless against raging mushrooms when he pounds her ass ruthlessly.

>> No.18163001

>you will never write unspeakably lewd and kinky things all over your waifu's nude body

>> No.18163002

>>18162946
Citation nee-
>>18162993
>It's a logical assumption
Oh so it's head canon.

>> No.18163023

>>18163002
So if an Anon wants to marry a truly haughty girl who views human so lowly that she doesn't ever consider letting him take the lead in bed, he doesn't get to use raging mushrooms because she doesn't want it enough?
How much must a monster girl want it for them to work? What's the point if it works only if she fully wants it and would do it if you just asked her?

>> No.18163047

>>18163023
Maybe anon shouldn't want to marry a girl he doesn't have anytyhing in common with

>> No.18163053

>>18162887
>"Command refused, Admin. I must remain in close proximinty to keep you protected."
>Her eyes turn a deep crimson color and her stoic expression turns a tinge maddened with a sharp grin and wider eyes, hulking frame putting its 'normal' arm on anons shoulder.
>"I cannot allow anything to interfere with my protection duties, even you master."
>Her 'spear' arm is dangerously close to anon's foot as she says that

>> No.18163065

>>18163047
Maybe anon should have her break his legs and tie him to a bed .

>> No.18163126

>>18163047
>That is it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's spirit energy, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.
The official text says nothing about it not working if she doesn't want it. It only doesn't work if it's the wrong man.

Now apologize to all the Anons who want to be treated as inferior by their haughty waifus.

>> No.18163216

I want to prank my big fat cuddlecat by finding her when she's in bed and putting my cold feet against her back

>> No.18163238

>>18163053
I imagine her being quite tall, just looming over the poor Anon.

>> No.18163239

>>18163216
>“KYAAAAA~ Anon you meanie!”

>> No.18163247

>>18163238
Yeah, she would be and it would be glorious.
Don't know if she'd just lay on me or sit on me.
Either way she'd try to 'smother' me

>>18163239
My reign of terror begins!

>> No.18163279

>>18163247
She installed extra large breast and ass mods for maximum smothering.

>> No.18163290

>>18163279
Mostly likely.
The Nutrient storage and generation tanks and rear impact padding units are quite popular

>> No.18163301

>>18163239
Cuddlecat is going to suffer revenge for her ways!

>> No.18163302 [DELETED] 

Do I have to watch the old blade runner to get the new one?

>> No.18163305

>>18163302
Nope

>> No.18163309

>>18163302
Nice Monster Girl post

>> No.18163316

>>18163290
>>18163279
How do automatons make baby automatons?

>> No.18163317

>>18163247
What are you going to do to her anon? You wouldn’t dare put your cold hands on her face would you? Or worse the back of her neck?!

>> No.18163320

>>18163279
>>18163290
>Automatons having features "installed"
>not having them naturally based on what combat roles they had when they were simple battle droids in the ages of the previous DL

>> No.18163330

>>18163316
That is a mystery until KC gives more deets on them. I do know that he mentioned the possibility of Automatons variants/subspecies though.

>> No.18163331

>>18163316
Daughteru creation units located in the 'womb' area

>>18163317
My hands?
Her cheeks, the face ones

>>18163320
No, THOSE are pre-installed, the other units are mods you add as time goes

>> No.18163335

>>18163330
Centaur model automations!

>> No.18163336

>>18163320
They’re even older than that, aren’t they?
Though you’re right that nobody, monsters included, has any idea how in the dickens they work.

>> No.18163337

>>18163216
>"Hey babe are my hands cold?" Anon askes while grabbing the back of his cuddle cats neck.
>She just shrieks and goes invisible before play slapping him from every direction.

>> No.18163357

>>18163337
Yep.
She may even do a bit of a slap combo before winding up back beneath the blanket and pouting at me

>> No.18163420

>>18163330
>Q: Is it possible to create or give birth to new Automatons?
>A: 現在の技術ではオートマトンを新しく作り出すのは非常に難しい様です。
ですが、日々その技術に関しての研究を進めているグレムリンや、人間や魔物の技術者達の手によって、
いずれ近い日に新たなオートマトンが産まれる事になると思います。

From Automaton's making of on Enty

>> No.18163427

>>18163420
>With current technology it seems very difficult to create a new automaton.
However, with the gremlins who are conducting research on the technology on a daily basis and the hands of human and demon engineers,
I think that a new automaton will be born on the nearby day.

>> No.18163446

>>18163053
That’s my bodyguard~!

>> No.18163447

>>18163427
>Anon goes to a Gremlin to ask to help his Automaton wife get pregnant
>"Sorry Anon, but there are moral and ethical quandaries to consider."
>Anon looks sad while the gremlin struggles to keep a straight face
>"Pfft, like I give a shit about those. C'mon lets put an Oven for a bun in this girl."

>> No.18163450

>>18163427
I’d take an original, ancient Automaton over some Gremlin-brand knockoff any day.

>> No.18163461

>>18163446
The cutest little ancient murder machine in the land.

>> No.18163466

>>18163450
Same, and the most sprucing up an "ancient" Automaton would need is new Demonic Silver armor. But I have a strong feeling that the original armor for Automatons is rust resistant since it's made from unknown materials.

>> No.18163471

>>18163450
But the new Automatons have VR and ASRM modules! Who cares if they are unstable, highly dangerous and prone to explode?

>> No.18163480

>>18163461
>Query: Who are you calling cute?

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