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Maids are olev

>>18089729
You're late.

>>18089720
Meaty familiars are for spoiling and groping

>>18089735
Familiars are for being bullied by their witches. Forced to where lewd clothing and stutter out lewd phrases to onii-sans.

My dragon waifu a cute.

>>18089720
Witches are cuter

Consult a Succubus when you are having relationship issues.

>>18089740
Both are for bullying in lewd ways.
I'd bully both until they are meaty shortstacks

>>18089744
What colour is she?

>>18089745
Familiars have the advantage of being full-on monstergirls.

>>18089720
Imma post it again, cause >not Christmas-themed OP

Ive got a question for you.

What do you call a Living Doll into Hardcore Femdom?


The Nutcracker.

>>18089748
>Succubi have basically PHDs in Human Husbandry from birth/by nature
>Succubus' face when she meets THE ONE MAN who has a PHD in Succubus husbandry

>>18089758
Christmas living doll a cut

>>18089752
Black! She's a sunset dragon.

>>18089758
>not Christmas-themed
>a thicc Familiar in a sweater isn't Christmas-y enough for you
Also, your joke is terrible.

So assuming this art is accurate to the main MGE world (Dragonia is a parallel thing rather than truly canon), even weaker dragons like wyverns can reach truly huge sizes in their primal forms.

So how big would you say the largest dragons are in such a state? Twice that size?

I can only imagine how intimidating/breathtaking it is to see one in person for the first time in such a form. I mean the eye alone of that wyvern seems about the size of a average man.

I like to imagine it is a special sign of trust for a ryu to show a man this form, since they tend to avoid it for fear of scaring people.

>>18089773
No, that's artistic design.
That would be an elder or extreme outlier at that size.

Normal dragon would be around..... House size I believe?

>>18089773
I'd imagine Bahamut/Tiamat to roughly be the size of Deathwing in full Dragon form. That is, fucking kaiju tier size or bigger with a back you could fit at least five people standing shoulder to shoulder on.

>>18089767
Black's a great colour, she sounds very pretty. I hope you two have a wonderful Christmas together! Anything specific you two would do for it?

>>18089773
>(Dragonia is a parallel thing rather than truly canon

Is it? Doesn't it mean that it's just a complementary guide to a particular subject, rather than outright non-canon?

>>18089778
>No, that's artistic design.
>That would be an elder or extreme outlier at that size.

Any evidence for this? I am genuinely curious if the artist of this or kC himself have said anything about their true sizes.

>>18089773
I like to thibk of wyverns to be monster hunter size and dragons are two times bigger. Ryus are pretty long and wums are sand wurm sized.

>>18089773
As >>18089778 said, Wyverns aren't going to be fuckhuge. They'd at least be around size of Clydesdales or hippos.

>>18089790
KC has said nothing sizewise but assuming that your average dragon is a castle towering monstrosity is ludicrous.

Generally running of DND sizes is best.

>>18089789
My understanding is that most any MGE work that isn't written by KC (as opposed to just having him contribute art) is considered parallel canon. That is it may take place in a MGE world, but KC is not obligated to use or consider it in anything he does with the main canon.

The wiki has put together a list that is accurate as far as I know concerning this: http://mgewiki.com/w/Published_Works

>>18089784
I hope you have a nice christmas with your waifu too.
I don't think so, we'd mostly cuddle and enjoy a normal night before kissing and doing lewd things in front of the fireplace.

>>18089805
Ah, I thought it was written by KC. Makes sense then. I might very well take it as headcanon if it feels appropiate and doesn't contradict much of KC own writes.

>>18089773
Wyverns should be just big enough for a human to ride on or stand on their neck without putting strain on the dragon
The king of storms from Dark souls comes to mind
And also the dragon you first face in archdragon peak and the ancient one thats almost as big as a mountain.

Christmas fluff spider

Staying inside with your spider wife, in front of the air conditioner

>>18089822
That sounds like a nice night!

>>18089800
>>18089793
>>18089773
Would you ride a dragon?
Or let a dragon ride you

Are kikis the monsters that change their husbands the most?

>>18089868
Indeed! Dressing as santa and sneaking in some presents for my daughteru would make the night even better so we could see her smile. Though new year's is probably thr best for us as we could shoor some fireworks.

>>18089887
Fight for dominance.

>>18089887
I wouldn't mind letting my dragon ride me cowgirl even if she's strongfat/tubby

And I wouldn't mind the occasional ride on her back as we go out for some groceries out somewhere either

>>18089887
I'd let the biggest dragon possible ride me.

>>18089887
Yes.
Yes.

>>18089887
Yes to both.
Mega yes if she uses her true form

Christmas dinner with the mistress and the whole household!

>>18089891
In what way? Devils and Kikimora both change their husbands' mannerisms and nature, in a way. All of the Chaos girls turn him into something other than fully human in order for covert fugs.

>>18089936
How does a dullahan effect her husband?
Does his head fall off too so they can kissu while their bodys go at it?

>Yetis hate her!

>>18089956
It saddens me just a little that Sub abandoned that OC in favor of busty foxes.

>>18089936
Kikis will turn a lazy slob into a hard working husbando, and are the only monster that may specifically target men who are the opposite personality of what they prefer.

>>18089973
Speaking of foxes they're still ferocious carnivores aren't they?
Can you bring out a mofus animal side with juicy meat?

>>18089980
>Kikis will turn a lazy slob into a hard working husbando

I still want my Kiki to dom me from time to time after my "transformation"

>>18089980
But what if you're nonlazy a hard working slob?

It's a christmas miracle! Got a new Kobold request finished that was initiated several months ago. Daughteru has a little bit of an older body in this one, but that's pretty neat sometimes.

>>18089988
Even though they maintain a diet of fried tofu, I'm sure they'd take no issue with fried meats.

>>18090012
Your wife and daughter are ugly.

>>18090023
How rude!

>>18090023
wow

>>18090023
Savage

>>18090012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzNe_OmBBMI

KDF is a mysterious gent.

>>18089956
Wrong, yetis are incapable of hate.

>>18090023
Rekt

>>18090059
Aaah, I see you are a man of taste there anon.

>>18090071
I mean, I like alot of things.

>>18089996
Then her only job is to clean up after you and fuck you senseless. It's the lazy she changes.

Or just get a Shog like any sensible person would. You don't have to change for her.

>This kills the meido.

>>18090067
What about cactuses or spiked clothing?

I want a cursed mg08 that's constantly shouting "gott min uns".
Does the age they were manufactured affect their bodytype?

>>18090149
No match for those who have mastered the Way of the Iron Hug.

Would a Night Gaunt make a good maid or would she be too anxiety ridden to clean anything?

Merry Christmas /MGT/!

>>18090182
fuck you!

its another fucking year without monster girls.
Nothing is merry about it!

>>18090193
you just need more jolly juice

>>18090182
Merry Christmas to you too m8

>>18090202
I've had enough.
It doesn't work anymore.

>>18090096
I want to open a mysterious gift and have a Christmas Shog fold out.

Tonight’s the night, Nightgaunt-chan! The night a stranger invades your house at night while you and your husband are sleeping to leave things discreetly lying around and take offerings of food without you knowing! How does that sound, Nightgaunt-chan?!

>>18090273
>!!

Happy Christmas Eve!
>On the eleventh day of Christmas, my monster gave to me:
>eleven _________,
>ten Lilims leaping,
>nine Apsara dancing,
>eight Holdsts for milking,
>seven sweet nothings,
>six daughterus,
>FIVE
>WEDDING
>RINGS,
>four cumming Jubs,
>three french kisses,
>two cuddle fugs,
>and a blowjob while I was comfy!

>>18090284
Dragons!

>>18090273
>Automaton mistakes santa clause for a robber

>>18090284
Pixies Pranking

>>18090284
Public birthings!

>>18090289
>Santa Clause
Sounds like some Demon is getting in the holiday spirit!
>tfw a demon will never include a Santa clause in your contract to make you holly and jolly around the holiday season
>all the local kids are convinced that you are the real Santa Claus from your dramatic transformation

>>18090289
guess santas going to have to tag krampus in

>>18090299
>GLORIOUS NIPPON SHIT TASTE

>>18090284
Something with Phantoms, I can't think of any good word with them being themselves that starts with P but if somebody has a good idea say it.

>Kikimora
>Family: wolves
>Wolves hunt in packs
>Kikimoras hunt? in packs

Why I've got the feeling I've found something that should have remained in secret...

>>18090354
They are bibs too so it doesn't apply to them.

>>18090354
Well, how do you think they clean things so quickly? Only so much a single Kiki can do in a day.

>>18090354
>suddenly imagining a mob of Kikis going around at night, breaking into houses and cleaning them thoroughly

>>18090354
>anon was never seen again
>his room before his disappearance is as clean as it's ever been

>>18090367
Little Kikis are truly too good for this earth.

>>18090375
My little kiki would be spoiled pudgy.
Because I'd be teaching her how to cook.

>>18090375
Well then, your waifu knows what to get you for Christmas!

>>18090067
Yetis hate when Yuki-onnas and White Horns steal their cuddling targets

>>18090367
>That little Kiki
Is this what mortals call, a heart boner?

>>18090354
>tfw you will never go Black Friday shopping with a pack or Kiki’s

>>18090372
It's their calling card.

>>18090208
I wonder what percentage of White Horns have birthdays in late September.

Merry Christmas Eve!
How would different species celebrate Christmas in unique ways?
Roll a species and post what they would do special to celebrate.

>>18090413
About half. I suspect the rest would have theirs in November (from Valentine's Day) and March (from the heat of the summer getting to their mothers).

>no pudgy tomboy cf cow to cuddle on Christmas eve/day with and then sharing our first time together in front of the fireplace

>>18090470
I want to decorate my wife’s tails!

>>18090472
Pudgy holsts are for belly groping and hugs.

>>18090480
I'd put some nice decos on her tail and horns. It would look goofy but kinda cute.

I'd give her a nice scarf though as a present.

>>18090470
Succubus would hang mistletoes on their horns and chase boys around forcing them to kiss her by christmas law.

>>18090485
Santa hats on each horn.

>>18090488

>>18090486
>No elf to deliver herself as my present on Christmas Eve

>>18090480
I didn't know I wanted to do this until now.

>>18090485
>>18090492
>>18090488
>not putting used condoms on each horn

>>18090497
>implying we have any condoms to save

>>18090492
That would look pretty cute.

>>18090497
I wouldn't do such slutty things to her.

>>18090486
Can I ask you something?

Yetis are the sweetest, purest girls!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for adorable daughterus to be waiting for a happy christmas morning

>>18090616
Don't I need a waifu first?

>>18090625
you can adopt a monstergirl orphan, and make her Christmas.

>>18090625
Haven't you heard of spontanious daughteru syndrom?

>>18090630
I would do this in a heartbeat!

>>18090635
even a Flayer orphan?

>>18090646
yes!

>>18090646
Except her.

>a Cheshire will never sit on your face

>>18090565
Do pajamas help a Yeti's cuddling ability or hurt it?

>>18090630
>All I want for Christmas is you!
>[EXCITED DAUGHTERU NOISES]

>>18090653
You have a kinder heart than most.
>>18090654
>Accept her
Please do!

>>18090654
She's sad to hear that.

>>18090659
Would you want a Cheshire Bully to slam her enormous bottom shelf on your face and grind it while she slobbers on your dick and purrs?

>>18090646
I would.

>>18090646
Id take her in, but I doubt she'd want a shit father like me.

Professional cuddling tactics

Merry Christmas guys, hope you can spend it doing something relaxing.

Got a couple of gifts already, but I really love this one of Miia and I from Jabberfag.

>>18090743
>Anon just wanted to take the bus home late at night.
>Gets kidnapped and raped by a mega milk Yeti
He'd probably enjoy it, the slut.

>>18089857
Gonna rape that spider.

>Be Wizard anon, researching spells and generally living life in your tower
>Hear from old barbarian friend one day that he has someone to babysit while he's out at a nearby tribe challenge
>This is odd as he isn't married last time you scryed
>Upon his arrival you see exactly what you're babysitting before he runs off to drink mead, lift heavy objects, and butt heads
>A tiny little jinko cub with white fur and blue eyes that he apparently found abandoned in a cave, telling you he'll find her mom after the gathering.
>You give a grumpy response at having to watch over the kid but do it regardless as you do, after all, owe him for something in the past.
>Spend the next few days in the tower doing research and casting spells while the little jinko cub watches silently.
>You even let her try to make a few minor potions and even try a spell or two, getting her to make a little colored ball of light spell.
>She seems to watch your day with a laser focus until she finally has to leave with your friend, giving you a little hug before running off.
>Years later you start hearing tales of a jinko mage with white fur and a frightening command of magic at her finger (Paw) tips.

It would be nice influencing a young little monster girl.

You know when you were a kid and parents would explain that that kid trying to annoy you actually likes you? Given that for monster girls that might actually be true, what kinds of behaviors would a dense kid find annoying that are actually advances by a more mature monster girl?

>>18090821
Being overly protective and caring.

>>18090750
Cute! Merry Christmas to you too, Miiafag.

>>18090821
I'm sure boys would get tired of getting their pants pulled down.

>>18090821
>Mouse girl keeps trying to introduce you to her sisters
>Kelp tries to sneak her kelp into your lunch
>Tanuki bugs you to be more frugal and offers to help you properly use your weekly allowance
>Centaur types just ask to carry you everywhere, even if you're only going to the classroom next door

Is it ok for big sister monsters to take baths with their little brothers?

Merry christmas

Is this the rudest thing you could do to a monstergirl?

>>18090923
More context would be nice, maybe the page before that.

>>18090923
Dammit i never got around to reading that that one
Might start seeing as my schedule for reading kenshin got cleared up.

>>18090930
Basically he pushed her down right after she took a bath.

>>18090472
careful what you wish for, cows stay warm in winter partially because of the heat their digestive systems produce, so its gonna get real warm

https://pastebin.com/TQtpsBM1

I realize it's been so long since I last posted any MGE translations that probably no one remembers me, but I posted another few thousand words of the short story from the end of World Guide II for the holidays, so I thought I'd drop a link here in case anyone is still interested.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, courtesy from the Order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0aL9rKJPr4

>>18090961
I just thought you were busy as fuck.
Nice to see you still functioning, sky

>>18090939
Cute cows.

>>18090941
if you think farts would scare me away you dont know me, im deranged.

>>18090969
what i mean is cow bellies get awfully warm

>>18090975
o-oh

>>18090962
God I wish I had a tiny fox to carry around on my back.

Happy Holidays! Here's to another year without monster girls.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6OeUeRqPp7E
>itai...

>>18091014
I wish I had an older fox to pamper me.

>>18091014

Maybe you'll get one for Christmas!

>>18091028
I wish I could make an old fox blush and stammer

Remember that the true meaning of Christmas is celebrating the birth of our savior who's sacrifices guarantee us a peaceful afterlife.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA

Any good Christmas stories with monster girls?

>>18091052
That chuuni needs to learn Japanese properly.

>>18091058
There's quicksilver's Hellhound loli sequel story.

>>18091052
>lala
>best
nah

>>18091078
Just let the adorkable fairy have this on her special day.

>>18091094
fine

>no huge strong girl that will treat you like a delicate flower

>tfw no Nightgaunt to tickle you into submission

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>tfw no minotaur to wrastle you into submission

>>18091121
Life is cruel.

A wonderful gift from Frosticle, thank you, and I hope you guys have a very merry and wonderful Christmas! I don't want to use up images and hit image limit early, but you can check my twitter and I reposted a whole bunch of older Christmas Jabberwock images.

I hope you have a wonderful, merry, romantic, and everything else Christmas!

>>18090961
Holy fuck, I thought you were ded or something, fucking nice

>>18090961
Thank you OSotS, you are a patron saint.

>>18090961
Glad to see you're still alive.
I appreciate you.

>>18091078
>You'll never furiously mating press Tio while she blushes and calls you "cute", cheering you on sweetly.
>You'll never feel her stroke your hair and hear her praise you after you empty your balls into her tight ogre cunt.
>You'll never hear her talk dirty while she obliterates your pelvis in her sweet as sugar voice during the full moon.
>She'll never finish you off by squeezing your dick between her titanic tits until they're completely covered in your cum.
>You'll never pass out to the sight of her smiling at you while licking up your cum like it's the sweetest candy she's ever had.

>Christmas morning with Night Gaunt waifu
>She never celebrated it before
>There are 3 presents under the tree, all for her
>You have to tell her to open them or else she'll just look at them
>The first present is an angler fish plush
>She loves it and hugs it tight
>You have to open the second present for her because she doesn't want to let go of her plush
>It's a fancy box of chocolates
>She never ate chocolates before and is too scared to try them
>You convince her and hand feed her a piece
>She makes a joyful noise and signs you to feed her another piece
>You do so and hand her the last present, the smallest one
>She struggles to open it while holding her plush
>It's a pink hair clip from a famous White Horn fashion shop
>You move aside the bangs covering her face and put it on her
>She quickly brings the plush up to her head to hide herself
>You tell her that you want to see how well it suits her
>She slowly puts down the plush revealing her blushing face
>End the presents opening with a kiss

How be do you think monster girls would react to being locked up in a prison for criminal related reasons and could only have their husband visit one day out of the week? Also visitation rights get taken away if they misbehave.

>>18091319
I can't get NightGaunts out of my head. I want to train her to be an hopeless exhibitionist.

Don't forget to pace yourselves with your Christmas drinking, but also remember to have fun. Merry Christmas everyone.

>サキュバスノートを読んでくださった方から、サキュバス以外の別の種族も詳しい生態の解説や成り立ちや文化を読みたいというご意見を頂いたのですが、普段の図鑑だと1ページしか使えないのでメインになるエロい事かいたら終わってしまうのだ…詳細くわえた図鑑を書籍化したら一体何ページになるのか！
I guess KC is gonna consider booklets similar to his Succubus one.

>>18091387
Pick her up from behind and plow her while all the other monsters are watching!
If you manage to make her moan in public she will fundamentally change forever after.

Even monstergirls can be lonely

>>18091499
>Reminder that your waifu might be with friends and/or family, but she's without you in another dimension.

>>18091438
Great news. Realistically I don't see him doing one of variant species but we can still get great infos on main species.

>>18091499
>bear
>not asleep during the winter

This is Santa.

Stealing Christmas!

>>18089759

I much prefer the version with jellycat.

>>18091592
I want to tickle her tummy as my present!

>>18090497
>using condoms
I am disgust

>>18091531
I imagine subspecies would get expanded on via the main species with maybe small notes. Like if he did a book about cat girls he might note to the side trivia about Cheshire.

>>18091834
>Members of the Werecat family love to get spoiled by their husband, for example some might spend an afternoon on his lap purring to their hearts content while demanding he pets them
>Some of the more mischievous members might even demand to be sexually pleased as well as pet during such moments
Something like that, or straight up facts about the subspecies?

Christmas is a time of over-eating so I went to the gym today to balance things up.
NOW can I have a Salamander?

>>18092018
Only if you are able to manage crisis situations such as a Salamander being fired up about running a marathon solely because she gained half a pound.

>>18092053
Cardio kills gains.

>>18092144
Cardio is more important than gains by a longshot.

>>18092157
I bet Salamanders tell their children a modified David versus Goliath story where a Salamander David won because of her better training and endurance while Dragon Goliath only cared about how big her muscles were.

>>18092211
DEX BUILD! WOO!

>>18092018
I had a dream I died of a heart attack, so im taking that as a sign.

>>18092279
>It's my chance!

Here's a cat burglar. She's dressed up like a prison escapee because I'd rather she be associated with the Hamburglar than with KDF, which is what bodysuits evoke.
Merry Christmas you pathetic bastards.

>>18092336
I wanat a handjob from those sharp fingers.

>>18092343
Claws out or not?

>>18092336
it looks like it doesn't want to be alive

>>18092351
Let's see you do better.

>>18092336
Alp?

>>18092374
Well duh.

>>18092348
Out of course.

>>18092374
That is clearly his art style.

>>18092379
Have you ever had a cat knead on your bare skin? Those pinpricks are awful.

You remembered to give your maid anal sex for Christmas, right?

>>18091139
Nice smol Wock.

>>18092389
What maid?

>>18092398
>He doesn't know
Mglw'nafh hai thg phlegeth h'kn'a

>>18092405
Gesundheit.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/945216123959574528
>サキュバスノートを読んでくださった方から、サキュバス以外の別の種族も詳しい生態の解説や成り立ちや文化を読みたいというご意見を頂いたのですが、普段の図鑑だと1ページしか使えないのでメインになるエロい事かいたら終わってしまうのだ…詳細くわえた図鑑を書籍化したら一体何ページになるのか！
>Elo I got feedback from people who have read the succubus notes you want to read another race other than the succubus and detailed ecological description, history and culture that is usually illustrated with only one page so it will mainly be's end if 事kaitara. After a book is the book details her whole pages?!

I guess we can expect more books like the Succubus one in the future?

>>18092405
>your meido will never take you and the kids to R'lyeh to meet the family over Cthulhumas

>>18092419
But Shogs come from Antarctica.

>>18092425
is that a reference to john carpenters the thing?

>>18092429
No it's a reference to At the Mountains of Madness, the story that Shoggoths come from. You HAVE read your Lovecraft, haven't you?

>>18092425
Silly Anon, R'lyeh is both in and not in Antarctica at the same time!

>>18092433
Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzdIaBnckg

>>18092432
the only Lovecraft thing I've read was the dunwich horror.

>>18092447
Well there you go then. At least read Shadow over Innsmouth, it's great.

>>18092405
The only thing better than waking up to presents under the Christmas tree is waking up to presents under the shog tree!

>>18092457
Creepy Fishgirl who wants to breed when KC?

>>18091078

>>18091319
Cute cute cute cute CUUUUUTE

>>18092483

>>18092509
Remember when KC didn't need 9 paragraphs going on about sex and only used 3 to describe the monster as a whole?

You wouldn't milk a Golem.

>>18092447
At least read the Dagon manga.

>>18092513
those were dark times

>>18092515
Why not? They're all equipped for it.

>>18092483
KC confirmed another chaos species in the making who will be green. I'm betting on an aquatic species.

>>18092509
He said creepy. Not stinky.

>>18092515
LIke hell I wouldn't.

>>18092526
>KC confirmed another chaos species in the making who will be green
Cthulhu soon.

>>18092526
>KC confirmed another chaos species in the making who will be green.
He should make Chaos girls that don't rely on the transformation gimmick.

>>18092533
>tfw no comfy Golem milkmaid

>>18092526
>Green
Deep One, Father Dagon, Mother Hydra, Cthulhu, probably.

Taking a big fat cuddle cat to the family for christmas would be odd.
She'd probably have to try and hold back on pranks while present.

Just like how a muscle dragon would need to not be too arrogant

>>18092389
That's not a very good gift for a loli kikimora because she gets it all the time anyway

>>18092556
You know it's not happening.

>>18092582
A well padded milk golem would be fantastic.

>>18092590
I just want to believe.

>>18092526
the transformation is something perfect for harems.
i'm calling it now

>doesn't feel like that long ago I wrote Not so homeless christmas Vampire and Christmas Ghoul
Oh boy time flies. Well here's another short one, revisiting Gilian and his elven phantom waifu Erato. Uh, let me know if this is obviously unedited or anything, I had to swap OS momentarily to get access to the internet because I'm not at home. Here's to hoping this is the final version I came up with.

>https://pastebin.com/0yRBiN0b

Merry Christmas /mgt/. As always I hope you enjoy it, comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

>>18092625
>Peny rises from his coffin
Hell yeah, more Undead shenanigans

>fairy with red skirt and red and white stripped sweater

>>18092672
>Gremlin with red coat, fake beard, jet-powered rocket sled, and Automaton riding shotgun with red nose.

>>18092457
When/if you read Innsmouth, remember that it was Lovecraft's terrified response to learning that he was like a 16th WELSH.

>>18092625
It's a Christmas miracle, glad to see you're still around.

Reminder that the goth monster girls only dress that way because they want to feel badass

>>18092711
Even undeads?

i want a Christmas dragon

>>18092654
>>18092710
Hey I'm not entirely ded. Merry Christmas anons, hope you have a good one.

>>18092730
I have this

Consider surrendering to the might of Hoof Pussy Kingdom this fine Christmas and be uplifted.

>>18092754
But anon I'm already married.

>>18092417
Whose notes would be next? Beast race like memecat?

>>18092754
Slick, wet, tight, EQUINE VAGINA.

>>18092768
CENTAURS IN HEAT!

>>18092754
>Fist Festa
Please no.

>>18090118
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>>18092729
Especially the undead.

>>18092774
>winking

>>18092778
I miss my mom

>>18092778
You wasted an image just to cry about it

>>18092781
>Undead
>Not inherently badass
The goth ones just wanna be classy.

>>18092731
you too. I hope that undead kiki in Ghoul gets laid someday.

>>18092789
The only use of horsepussy on Christmas is to stuff whole turkeys in there to keep warm without drying it out

>>18092625
Merry Christmas to you, Undead Chronicler!
>>18092701
So the ending is a metaphor to his acceptance of the fact that he must fuck sheep?

>>18092806
Some day anon. Aoife needs her man too
>>18092814
Merry Christmas anon!

>>18092754
>Z-Ton's Centaurs like Claire and Karen stand at 2.10 meters at the shoulder
>Perfect height for fucking while standing up or fucking while cuddling from the front if you're into that part of MGE
[ SWEATING INTENSIFIES ]

>>18092794
You wasted your time responding to it

>>18092625
One shit writefag posting last night and one great once posting today definitely balances out for a nice Christmas

>>18092625
That was a delightfully comfortable. Thicc Elf Phantom was perfection too.

>>18092808
you have some really weird fetishes

>>18092842
Bog horse tiddies!

>>18092849
>>18092794
guys c'mon its christmas

>>18091124
Fuck off already.

>>18091319
This is adorable in every way

>>18092889
This guy's right, let's have some rum cocoa.

>>18092909
Pull up a comfy blanket, a gallery of your waifu, a plate of cookies, and a mug of nog.
That's certainly what I'm doing.

I want to put a peppermint stick in my waifu's peehole!

>>18092808
That's like saying the only use for Hellpup vagina is for hard boiling eggs.

>>18092953
I see what you did there anon.

Someone was talking about hoss?

>>18092945
Anon... Only a Slime would enjoy that.

>>18092964
That flayer daughter is amazing.

>>18092967
Isn't KDF in to urethral penetration?

Santa Yeti's coming to town

Okay, monsters that qualify for the "nice girls" category.
>fighting to pretect you
>just met them and already talking about how you deserve to smile everyday.
>pays for your meal
>extremly psychotic when other girls talk to you.

>>18092974
Santa Yeti is late!

>>18092963
Crotch titties and horse pussy are cute. CUTE

>>18092849
You have to go back.

>>18092964
Fuck off, cuck.

>>18092971
Only a little. I'm not >>18092945 but a peppermint stick in there might be nice for some sensation play.

>>18092977
She was busy using her husband as her daki, she fell asleep

>>18092964
The saddest thing is there is a way to make Cu and Cait Sith something other than furry trash, but you'd have to be more literal with their names.

>>18092964
>loligoth
YES

>>18092945
I want to shove my waifu's tail in her ass while I fuck her pussy.

>>18092858
You mean that's two shit writefags and Christmas is overrated anyway.

>>18093070
YOU'RE DOOMED SCROOGE

>>18091610

>>18093117

>>18093070
>Penywise
>A shit writefag
Nice try.

>>18092976
Dragons, man. Too pure.

Thoughts on these fat elves?

>>18093151
The one on the left is disgusting, the right one not so much.

>>18093151
The brown one is great and needs to be around more

>>18093151
I like their suits very much.

>>18093151
Would give all the fries they want

>>18092976
>Makes the advances because they know you're too awkward to
>Skips all the bullshit and go straight to the good stuff
>Doesn't bother about consent since a boner is basically consent
>Keeps you safe in their comfy cave

>>18093151
Not as thick as meth herself, apparently.

>>18093183
>/cuckquean/
Every day we stray further from god's light.

>>18093151
They belong on /d/.

>>18093183
Fuck off, cuck.

>>18093193
Nothing makes me happier than the thought of meth being a cute and chubby girl

What would you do if Santa surprised you with your MG waifu? Would you be thankful? Whats the first thing you would do anon? Hug her? Give her breakfast? Chat with her? A date? Or jump straight into the action?

>>18093242
It all depends on her. If she’s scared, you comfort her. If she’s needy, you help her. If she’s curious, you talk to her. If she’s lovey, you cuddle her.

>>18093206
>implying human women don't get cucked all the time in Kenkou's Magical Realm

>>18093151
>I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!

>>18093242
Be a believer, and make sure she's comfortable. She's probably unsure as to why she's here.

>I am still working on Fallen Brides and currently have a draft that goes ten pages beyond the last thing I posted. Actual paid work is preventing me from really focusing on that and BTE until later this week, but the biggest reason for the delay is that the corruption scene with Deruella is fairly long with no good breaking points, so the next update will probably be pretty large.
>Also, I acquired a copy of Baphomet Complex by devious means known only to the dark and terrible priests of Set who conduct their black rituals and bloody sacrifices in the rank caverns of Stygia.
>I also thought someone might be interested to know that the stories in the two short story collections Strange wrote are set hundreds of years after all the fighting when the monsters have won and humans live on reservations called "cradles."

https://youtu.be/MmxTfNqLpVo

>>18093336
Give it to me straight Doc. How much longer until new content?

>>18093353
That's actually from this story book

If your monstergirl waifu was a superhero, what would be the name of her ultimate move?

>>18093384
Final Thrust.

>>18093384
World's end: [Falling sun]

>>18093384
The "Downtown Dunkeroni Three-Cheese Bronco Dick Surprise Wondermin's Hell-Shot from Outer Space, You Bitch!"

>>18093384
Fafnir bomber

Be careful what you feed your girls.

>>18093370
>You'll never have your story illustrated by KC

>>18093353
There have been quite a couple of stories these last few threads, including a translated one from the WG here >>18090961
That plus the Night Gaunt profile and all the art made my Christmas

>>18093488
How the fuck do mgs get off on raping guys?
What the hell do they enjoy about it?

>>18093495
>raping
The correct term is "proactive dating."

>>18093142
He's shit though

>>18093495
>guys
You mean girls?

I don't think KC has said anything about that in the matter, only that it's pretty common for monsters that instinctually seek to monsterize human females to do so by rping them, though they all are always attracted to men.

>>18092984
Deer Pussy is superior.

>>18093516
They will use human girls or even other monster girls for sexual relief if there's no guy around to take it out on too. But like you said, a guy with a dick will always take priority.

>>18093117
>>18093131

>>18093538
>>>/v/

>>18093538
I thought it was Astolfo for a moment.

What would be the MGE version of Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer?

Merry Christmas /mgt/, make sure you spend time with your family, or at the very least, call them up and let them know that you love them and wish them a Merry Christmas.

Dragon Girls > Everything else.

>>18093551
>we need your dick to guide the way
>please pull down your pants

What happens when your daughteru tells you that she's fed up with being a good girl and from now on she's dedicating herself to a life of crime?

>>18093581
>fed up with being a good girl
Oh the horror! That's not anything I could ever picture my daughteru saying unless she was being really rebellious and chuuni, but if she is serious about the life of crime I'll have to tell her that criminals are naughty and will be punished.

>>18093581
I tell her that not all black dragons are evil and she doesn't need to be one too, followed by a pat in the head and a hug. Everything is okay daughteru, I know you'll turn out to be an ancient evil one day no matter what I do.

>>18093581
That's a spanking

>>18093581
She's still going to default to doing good things.

>>18092986
What?

>>18093599
What sort of punishment though? What if she just does things like hiding your socks or stealing cookies from the cookie jar?

>>18093608
>Ideal marriage material for your boyfriend

>>18093117
Whats the appeal of muscular girls?
I prefer my girls soft

Merry Christmas, /mgt/!
A few big nerds conspired to give me some Christmas gifts today
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/945327427865243649

I hope you guys all have a nice christmas too

>>18093495
The quoted scenario is way too cruel, but as for how MGE girls act, their assertive nature towards sex is regarded as being possibly linked to the old settings of the world. That is monsters were made to be superior to humans and to attack humans, and many still have the urge to satisfy regarding dominating others.

For reference there is the following from World Guide 1:

>Perhaps because of vestiges of the former mamono lord's era, many of the monsters have pugnacious personalities to begin with, so fighting is a form of recreation for them. More than anything else, they love to fight, defeat, and rape men, taking the men as spoils of war. It is said that having sex with a man they subdued through their own strength very much fulfills their desire for dominance as monsters: “This man belongs to me, and I can rape him as much as I want from now on.”

>>18093617
>thinking monster's fetish
When that minotaur's done with you paladin chan will say you still smell like mino after a week

>>18093611
I on't think I'd find out about the socks for a long time, as my socks would be one of my daughteru's all-time favorite fetch toys and they'd get lost fairly often. The cookie thieving however, that would be punished with taking away her one treat a day privilege.

If she's just acting tough and really just playing a game, I'll play along and 'arrest' her! She'll get put into one of her orange latex catsuits and tied up really tight, and then maybe hooked up to the spanking machine while I torture her mouth and tongue with my dick until she decides she wants to be a good girl again.

>>18093619
Merry Christmas to you too, Gazerfag! Cute wife!

>>18093619
Merry Christmas.

>>18093632
And also, from MGE volume 1:

>However, the settings that had been determined by the Chief God weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the Mamono Lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the Mamono Lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born.

>>18093640
merry christmas KDF

Merry Christmas /jp/!
Hope you have a wonderful holiday.

>>18093384
Death by 1000 meidos

>>18093657
Hey thanks anon! And the same to you.

>>18093663
That bottom right one is cute. I feel bad that someone is going to lewd her. That someone is not going to be me.

>>18093663
Merry Christmas Mari, have a good one.
>>18093673
Someone already did.

Merry Christmas, /mgt/. My heart swells for my brothers on this holiday and I hope you find cheer today. We may all be a bunch of perverts but I hope the best for all of you truly.

>>18093712
we need an orca girl

>>18093724
And a dolphin girl too.

Merry Christmas /mgt/! I hope you all have been having a wonderful day! Thank you to my friends for getting me this gift, as well as this one: https://i.imgur.com/bWNCS8W.jpg

>>18092625
Wait, I’m a brainlet. What happened at the end? She used her Phantom powers to make it seem like the day was resetting?

>>18093712
Excellent contribution to the thread. I'm sure your friends back at CPchan would appreciate it, so why not go back there?

>>18093712
Why dose this exists again?

>>18093336
>Actual paid work
So KC is actually a jap salary man

>>18093756
That's not KC

>>18093712
Nice falseflag but ntr is hated there too

>>18093724
And a Dolphin girl to bully her. Actually, a Dolphin would be really nice, kind of like reverse mershark that lures in men with a pleasant demeanor and aquatic acrobatics then brings them back to her rapecave and takes off her mask. A water ushi oni.

https://www.deviantart.com/art/My-Reaction-to-Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-599622446

Hey mangs. Haven't been around a while and I know I left in a big dumb fuss but you guys were a big part of my year and I just wanted to say Merry Christmas from mine to yours.
Hope you're all having a great time and keeping things lewd'n'cute.

>>18093712
Who's posting these shitty captions?

>>18093702
We may argue at times but I hope everyone has a great day.
>>18093734
Cute waifu, you have good friends.

>>18093764
You don’t need to try and save face to us, you know.

>>18093764
It's not a falseflag, that's an actual board there.

>>18093765
>to bully her.
orcas are apex predators, no one bullies them
even sharks are afraid of them.

>>18093783
Oh, I didn't see the board name, I thought it was another attempt to make /monster/ into some sort of antagonistic entity

>>18093764
They need to take a hint and keep their shit on their own site.

>>18093785
Dolphins are nature's secret Chad though, they've been known to get up to shit you really wouldn't expect and a set of paired gapmoe girls would be super cute.

>>18093794
So only content of /jp/ origin in this thread? I don't think that will work, anon.

Would you join her in her fight against the Tanuki Occupational Government?

>>18093773
this is what peak Demon physiology looks like.

>>18093773
>I know I left in a big dumb fuss
I guess you could call getting randomly offended on some random anon's behalf and ragequiting in his support in some almost immediedly afterwards forgotten minor shitstorm that.