/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cant have a classy thread without the queen of it.
any good links to find fanart of her outside of the pastebin

>>18062717
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=&tags=vampire_%28monster_girl_encyclopedia%29+&ms=1

From what I can find, there ain't much of her.

I want to do bad things to an elin

Nachos are for _____

>>18062703
Cold girls need to feel warm, only you can be their cuddlebug

>>18062775
Taming.

I don't think I remember to posted this when it got done. But I got another commission done of one of the wives recently!

http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/168404778340

>>18062769
All drawings of Elin are more attractive than the real fake thing.

>>18062769
I want to do nice things to an elin.

>>18062784
I'm in love with Glacies' mom

Beetles are nice

I want a Dullahan head to do this to a human girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHLlM2q6Iak

>>18062784
I'd love an icy girl right now.

>>18062992

>>18062948
>tfw deja vu because I made nearly this exact post over two years ago

>>18062888
>Depictions of fantasy are better than reality
You don't say.

>>18062948

>>18062944
A reminder to teach your beetles that not all red things are juicy berries to eat.

>>18063034
You'd think a simple penis would be enough to teach--oh.

dumb elf

>>18063034
>"Red. Red. Eat. Red. Chew. Thank."

Would Liches be good teachers?

>>18063081
No. Too much autism juice in their undead brains.

Maybe for some who spoke their nerd language.

>>18063090
Hellhounds are perfect

Your childhood friend who disappeared at sea many months now is back. What will you do?

>>18063088
Go back to drinking protein powder you fucking cunt.

>>18063099
>Embrace and never let go.

>>18063102
Okay calm down.

>>18063099
Call the police.

>>18063099
Look into waterproof flooring.

https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

x is best girl

>>18063133
I thought that was an oppai loli

>>18063133
Man that brings me back to my suburb days

>>18063136
But Y is objectively better in every way you fucking shitstain

>>18063140
The heads big and around, can't blame you.

>>18063133
COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG ZAGS

>>18063108
My nigga.

>>18062784

Of course once you're cuddling they'll never want to stop

I didn't say that was a bad thing

I want to visit the Undead Kingdom during my Monster Girl Realm backpacking trip, and visit a Lich Apothecary for some things that would help me cope with the Undead Kingdom's various hazards.

Complete with music while she shows off various potions and remedies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnVnC6qTDss

Reminder than humanity is doomed to lose and be herded into reservations called "cradles" once the Demon Lord wins.

>>18063196
In the side material, which isn't even the canonical ending.

>>18063196
>rape-hunt safari

Where the Lions hunt you instead!

>>18063198
>implying KC hasn't adopted the idea for his endgame

>>18063201
Just a bunch of manly men with nothing but hiking boots and a greased shota to guide them.

>>18063201
That's easily the second or third-biggest tail I've ever seen.

>>18063201
I really hope thats fluff inside of her mouthpussy. For my penis's sake.

I memed.

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AL0mAsj4cf2mZoJtjpMJ

Nano's a good boy.

>>18063102
>"..."

>>18063220
You fought in the Board Wars?

>Q:Why do Centaurs have a second pussy? I'm fine with the one in the back, so I think this is a bit weird.
>A:Isn't it natural that lovers and married couples would like to have sex facing each other? Since the girls had this wish, a second set of genitalia grew.
Truly monster girls are the most depraved creatures to ever exist.

>>18063226
Her chest looks really soft.

Would you attend the Demonlord's Swimming contest?

>>18063099
I fell out of contact with my all my childhood friends over a decade ago. Also one of them turned into a massive slut last I ever heard about them. So I guess I call this person an imposter and tell them to fuck off.

I want an alp that behaves exactly like tomoko. The baggy eyes, unkempt hair and insecurity would make her perfect for grooming and protecting.

>>18063238
As a bystander, sure.

It's fine if monster girls are sexy. But they need to be scary too.

Dumb story idea incoming.

>Anon has it all, a huge amount of money, good job, great house and being able to get any woman he wants (A complete chad)
>However, Anon is completely anti-monster due to his order upbringing.
>He comes across a homeless a homeless succubus asking for spare change.
>Instead tells her to get a real job and not being a leech.
>Homeless succubus turns out to be a lilim and decides to curse him on the spot to be desirable to all monster girls within the vicinity.
>That's when things go for the worst for Anon.
>He gets attacked at every moment of everyday.
>go to the beach, finds hundreds of flipped over Umi Oshos all over the place.
>The mall, everytime he turns a corner, a monstergirl will run into him and he'll end up being face-sat on by accident.
>At home, if he doesn't lock the windows, he can expect fifteen succubi trying to fly into the windows.
>Trying to watch television? The television immediatly switches over to a monster girl porn channel and his comfy chair collapses on him, essentially trapping him has he's forced to watch monster girl porn.
>Not to mention the fact the kikimora and shoggoth got in his house so far.

>>18063248
>Not getting in there and swimming WITH the monsters in their sexy swimsuits
>Not faking to drown so that the Kraken lifeguard can "save" you and so the two of you get close

>>18063256
No thanks. Besides, no one wants to see my half-naked body.

>>18063252
Well. that isn't gonna make him like monsters any more.

>>18063261
>Nobody
>Implying there aren't monsters who aren't chubby chasers
>Or into skeletons
>Or whatever you are
Everything's a fetish for SOMEONE

>>18062948
I’m getting a WHY boner from the idea of this and I’m not sure...uh, why.

>>18063272
Yes, but the cross-section of individuals who are into my specific body type is incredibly small to the point of being effectively non-existent.

>>18063283
Anon, any monster could have any fetish.
Plus I'm sure any monster you waifu would get the fetish after some point anyway.

>>18063267
The curse is there to fuck with him, like most curses do usually.

>>18062948
>>18063276
Me too. Then you'd have TWO dullahans.

>>18063028
No please I don't want this but I need this.

Ushi onis are good girls, they only know things like hug and cuddle And rape

>>18063290
>>18062948
>Harem of eldritch alien girls from beyond dark soace.

Me wanna.

>>18063224
What a nice Lilim.

>>18063319
There are no not-nice lilims

>>18063305
Necromorph girls are for killing.

>>18063319
She had to be to make sure Santa comes this year.

>>18063330
Lets agree to disagree.

>>18063252
How can a lilim be homeless?
Thats like a vampire or dragon being poor.

>>18063338
She's a chronic gambler?

>>18062998
Give up? It's bloody raining today! Most of the southwestern parts of my country will have a green Christmas.

>>18063337
Absolutely no, eldritch girls are terrible.

>>18063344
That's like, your opinion, man.

>>18063338
Mom and dad had enough of her bullshit for one lifetime.

>On the sixth day of Christmas, my monster gave to me,
>six ___________
>FIVE
>WEDDING
>RINGS
>four cumming Jubs,
>three French kisses,
>two cuddle fugs,
>and a blowjob while I was comfy!

>>18063351
Daughterus

>Ohohoho! I am now impervious to the chill!
Sweaters make great gifts after all.

>>18063357
>No hat/earmuffs
>No gloves
>All that tail still dragging through the snow
Yeah, a single sweater isn't saving you, sweetheart.

>>18063357
>>18063371
I'm on the verge of tears wanting to just be a kissu slut to a haughty yet bumbling Apophis

>>18063371
Don't embarrass a girl going ohohoho.

>>18063357
>>18063371
Would you a apophis and pharaoh at the same time?
Would you prefer the pharaoh graped or the apophis the pharaohs slave?

>>18063373
>"And, and then anon, then I loomed over them and told them about their impending doom! It was really scary!"
>I bet it was, dear
>"And, and I wasn't even THAT cold! I bet I can stay out even longer next time I try it! Wahahaha!"
>You'll be the terror of the town, dear

>>18063375
I'm just trying to keep her safe. How much more embarrassed will she be when her haughtyness gets her laid up with a cold? Anon will pretty much have to play mom for her, and she won't be able to make any progress overthrowing Not!Egypt while buried in blankets.

>This kills the meido.

>>18063386
Graped Pharaoh is the way to go.
>>18063388
This is why she needs minions and flunkies. You need to jerk off and rub your jizz on the faces of P'Orcs to build an army.

>>18063386
Not even a contest

>>18063393
Good toy.

>>18063386
I wouldn't want to conquer a pharaoh. We'd still dick around in her palace with cartoon villain antics and fuck on her furniture though.

>>18063405
>Gee Anon, what are we going to do tonight?
>Same thing we do every night Aphy; fuck on Pharaoh's couch!

>>18063414
>Aphy
Ophy sounds better.

>>18063405
>Fuck on her furniture
Somehow this seems like the most evil thing she could do. Like, the Pharaoh would put up with her antics since she's largely harmless (and the palace staff get on with her pretty well), but she'd flip out when she finds a couch, table, section of floor, or even her own bed soiled by her.

>>18063421
Especially as the pharaoh would be single.

>>18063438
That little devil needs to drink more milk.

>>18063438
>>18063451
Is there a faction like sabbath but instead of lolis its hourglass bombshells and CC's and instead of wanting onee-sans they want otoutos?

>>18063438
This is why I need a devil imouto and demon onee-chan. Maximum doting.

>>18063490
Theyd be a fantastic team.

>>18063438
Break my neck.
Hahaaa

>>18063490
Like this?

>>18063527
Huh. The Dark Mage and Devil seem to be quite at ease with themselves but poor little Witch is stricken with breast envy.

>>18063527
Exactly like that. Will also take the witches if they want to come along too

>>18063527
You can only pick one pair there.

>>18063527
>>18063544
I'll pick the two in the middle.

>>18063544
Left. Gonna bully the perfectly adequate witch and be bullied by the demon. It's like poetry.

>>18063532
Can you blame her? Each of those colossal calcium cannons is bigger than her head! Add on that each of the demon's thighs is as thick as her whole body, and she's gonna develop an inferiority complex.

>>18063549
>"-and this chest especially! Its like the boobfairy just totally passed over you along with the heightfairy and the bootyfairy! How in the world do you think you'll ever fi-"
>"Hoooooora, is someone insulting my little Witchy-chan? Is Anon being a bully again? Myy myy~ Whatever is Demon-san going to do with such a naughty boy? Don't struggle, little cutie, you know you can't escape~ Lets go talk about how to be more polite, fufufu~"

>>18063573
I want to help that little witch get the biggest breasts of them all.

>>18063573
>Anon grabs the witch to prevent himself from being dragged away by the demon
>The witch grabs a pole to prevent herself from being dragged away by both of them
>Queue joke about a pole grabbing a pole
>???
>Makeup snuggle pile

>>18063549
>>18063573
>>18063527
I like it best if the Witch is extremely intelligent and studious and summoned the Demon because of her immense power from which to draw fel magics, while the Demon is a total lazy and ditzy airhead that just wants to do fun fucking all day or act all vain and low-brow

>>18063580
I want to teach her the importance of a well-balanced physique and the beauty of many female body-types. Just the right amount of THICC enhancements does a body good.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that soft monsters are for helping you to sleep.
Especially after a 16 hour work day where the main project only got half done

>>18063592
Who even needs help getting to sleep? Oblivion is a blessing, a moment's respite from this Hell men call life. Only in my dreams can I quest after Serbian Snail princesses.

>>18063597
>How to make a wisp wet.

>>18063597
Stop, you're going to make your "Serbian Snail Princess" nightmare blush! See! There she goes!

>>18063613
I forgot Nightmares would transform to disguise themselves.

>>18063597
Coming home to a harem of oppai lolis would make life more than worth living.

>>18063527
Big, bang cuddlepile with all four of them.

>>18063619
>Oppai lolis
Breasts belong in women who can carry them without breaking their backs.

Got a new Kobold request done! Nano is based.

Terminator automaton hellbent on terminating your virginity.

>>18063618
Only in your dreams. They're still big, shy horsepussies in real life.

>>18063648
Sweater... puppy. Sweater puppy.

>>18063652
I've read Sandman, there's no "just a dream".

>>18063652
"Hasta la vista, cherry."

>>18063656
>I've read Sandman
I haven't. What are you on about?

>>18063527
Right. Can't stop the smug.

>>18063663
Oh, nothing. Just some philosophical stuff about how dreams are important to us whether they're real or not, just like stories can be true whether they're real or not.
Nevermind that. The Lucifer spin-off had some prime horse pussy in it.

>>18063652

>>18063692
Silly dreamhorse. She doesn't have to disguise herself to get my affection. I love her just like that, horsepussy and all.

>>18063692
This face is DELICIOUSLY flustered
I fucking love flustered faces. Its like a fine, classy whine you can just sip on any girl.

Steady Breath stacks with Vengeful Fighter

>>18063099
Shoot her with bullets covered in white ash

>>18063338
>vampires can't be poor
Hey, all kinds of thing could have happened. Maybe her businesses got attacked and ended up being bought out by tanuki, a freak storm demolished her ancestral home and she didn't have the money to rebuild. Older vampires came calling for debts her predecessors left her, leaving her destitute and on the streets, starving for blood

>>18063692
>D-Do you like the dream I made for you?...
>...Is it good?!

>>18063338
>>18063888
It's not like new vampires can't be made.

If Vampires: The Masquerade taught me something is that vampire society is no different than human one.
They have the Elite, Mid-Class, thr downrotten. They fight over money and power and everyone has a collective concensus enforced by the ruling powers-that-be not to let their cattle known of the nature of their own existencence.

>>18063979
Well now I want a Nosferatu Vampire with silly teeth.

>>18063979
It depends on the mode of tranmission

>>18063985
Are you sure you wouldn't rather a busty Malkavian in nothing but a thong, fuck me boots, a tank top and a complete lack of personal space?

>>18064017
I should go replay Bloodlines.

>>18062703
If your wife doesn't make this face when you're fullfilling your marital dutires with each other you're doing something incorrectly.

If she doesn't culminate with a full, body-wrecking spasm or fall into a small coma afterwards you should simply reconsider what's wrong with your marriage.

>>18064066
Are you implying that dom monstergirls aren't happy with their subby husbands?

>>18064082
There is nothing inherently submissive or dominating abour properly satisfying your woman.

It's just the right thing for a husband to do.

>>18062717
mgewiki?

>>18063979
Correct me if I've misunderstood, but it seems to me like the clans dictate what ones personality is like.

Like, the most tolerable out of what I've read from the wiki seems to be Ventrue but a large part of them seems to be responsibility.

I like the idea of old blood but I also like reclusiveness, aristocracy in name, a title without land to rule over but ones own manor.

what was the last monster girl series you read/watch?

>>18064066
Isn't she high on cocaine and getting murder fucked in that pic?

>>18064110
Ask me in little over a month. I'm sure you'll see a totally random surge in lizard girl posting. Which totally doesn't correlate to anything coming out.

>>18064112
Isn't that what regular sex between a monster girl and a human feels like?

>>18064110
Waiting on One Piece spoilers today so I guess it's One Piece.

>>18064066
We only black out from fucking in special occasions if not it's just lewdy dewdy love making or something extremely sweet and loving.

>>18064109
To some extent. Certain kinds of people are attracted to certain clans, so they often behave in similar manners.
I wouldn't put the vampire pysiology to affect the personality of Newblood vampires when recently transformed, just like Malkavians are all crazy to some extent because of their cursed blood.
However, your clan is not a determining factor in how you behave since you can very well choose to do good or bad and how do regardless of your kind.

>>18064022
>>18063985
>>18064017
Actually I'm surprised that diffrent vampire clans and subspecies have not been discussed in the thread before.

>>18064164
>just lewdy dewdy love making or something extremely sweet and loving.
As long as you count the bondage dungeon as normal.

>>18064169
But you haven't answered my question anon, would you want a pigtailed Malkavian Vampire girl slobbering on your dick while using her pigtails to keep herself from pulling off?
Would you stick your dick in the crazy Vampire anon? Even if she's living on the street because her mother didn't understand her madness?
How would MGE vampires react to the VTM clans becoming a thing anyway?

>>18064169
Perfect
>No ancient Ventrue vampire, so old that even her hallowed name has fallen into the mist of history
>Who apathetically watched as the "young" and ignorant chipped away at her lands, flourishing in their own empires which will eventually collapse centuries later, and fade into the same mists where she exists, a denizen of the forgotten, nothing but an absolute boundary remaining of her storied past, where no new blood dare tread
>You'll never wander in, equally young, ignorant, but bravely mortal, foolishly mortal
>She'll never take an interest as you wander her hallowed halls, marveling at the blind bravery of the unknowing.
>Giggling to herself as your eyes light up in interest upon spotting a tome, detailing a lost bloodline
>Where beings far older than you and infinitely more powerful would tremble upon seeing the same
>She'll never reveal herself to you, causing you to jolt in surprise, the old lore running through your mind as you laugh loudly, fist already clutched around a handful of freshly peeled garlic, already crushing it so its scent spreads out through the air, you'll never tell her your name, and the date, making it known that this is the day she falls, and this is the man who makes it happen
>You'll never do grievous damage to her
>A being that old, who hadn't whispered a word in a millenia probably shouldn't burst into a fit of laughter so suddenly

>>18064188
Well, I'm not the Anon you asked that question to, though yes, I might give her a chance though sticking your dick in crazy is certainly a bad idea and even more so a crazy vampire.

MGE vampires would probably be shocked and disgusted by new breeds of vampires like Nosferatu and Makavians being born. Practically, all MGE vampires would be classified under the Venture clan.

>>18064191
Now we only need other 12 for all of the Kindred clans.

>>18064211
The others are boring.
>Animals
>Anarchists
>Crazies
>Nerds
>Uggos
>Sluts
>Sadists

The incest clan and the clanless seem cool tho

>>18064231
>The others are boring.
Are you serious?
Venture are nothing but your sterotypical aristocratic vampires. if anything they are the most bland of the clans because they resemble so much the ones in every single vampire story.

You mightnot like the other clans, and that is fine, but they are original.

>>18064178
I don't have dungeons of any kind but there are few naughty toys here and there, like chains, leashes, collars and the like.

>>18064238
>Original
Name one original one. I mean I guess the crazy ones are original, but
>Crazy vampires are a new concept

Reminder that your loli needs regular exercise, otherwise she'll get lazy and out of shape.

>>18064211
>When the portals opened, some things changed.
>As it turned out, Vampires already existed on the other side, and their curse rebounded through the opening.
>Vampires in the Demon Kingdoms were suddenly changed on a deep level unless protected by their marriage.
>Some Vampires simply vanished, their whereabouts a mystery and their estates abandoned.
>And that's why you're currently rooting through an abandoned manor for treasure.
>You haven't found anything worth selling just yet, surprisingly enough.
>After a few hours however you get the odd feeling you're being watched and hear something that almost sounds like giggling.
>Before you can react, you feel a sudden impact from behind and are knocked unconscious.
>When you wake you become aware of three things.
>One: You're tied to a bed, naked
>Two: There is a pair of massive pale white tits shoved in your face.
>Three: You can feel an equally huge ass slamming against your thighs as this vampire rapes you.
>You can hardly move, feeling drained from the cum she's already milked out of your balls as she giggles and quickens her pace.
>"Dance with me darling! Cum! Cum thickly and hard as we dance the dance of love!"
>As her laughter grows louder and more lusty, you can't help but laugh along.
>Without even realizing it you've stolen a deep tongue wrestling kiss from her plump dick sucking lips and torn the last of her disheveled dress from her enormous ass to get a better grip on it as your hips start moving on their own.
Careful with Malkavians anon, they're scarier than Ushi-Onis in bed.

>>18064272
>and their curse rebounded through the opening.
Lazy ideas kill my boner

>>18063338
She's not actually homeless, haven't you read any of the old greek myths involving Zeus? Or beauty and the beast. Homeless people are all God's looking to test for kindness.

>>18064255
Assamite, Tzimisce, Salubri.

>>18064287
>Two types of vampirism melding due to dimensional connection
>The potential ramifications of the rules of Vampirism in MGE changing
>A portion of the Vampire population in MGE straight up vanishing due the the changes
>Lazy
The fuck you on about.

>>18064272
Crazy, lecherous blood-suckers.

>>18064255
Most of the more interesting ones are Non-playable clans, but yes. Malkavians and other playable clans are interesting too.

>>18064288
Okay the salubri are legitimately interesting. didn't see them on the other wiki. Assamites not so, reclusive assassin tribes are a maybe not tired, but definitely not unheard of trope.

Antediluvians sound interesting tho

>Crazy sadist asians
Meh

>>18064333
Why do you relate to everything purely through a negative point of view? Try to enjoy yourself more. Play some Bloodlines, suck on some rats.

>>18064348
I'd rather sniff on some mice.

>>18064294
>The curse of one type of vampirism somehow magically infects the entirety of another kind of vampirism.
Nah, that's BS. MGE vampirism has nothing to do with God. God himself has no reason to curse similar beings from an alternate reality because their existences are unrelated to him, as is the crime caine committed, because if I understand the setting correctly, that's the root of the curse. So there's literally no reason vampires from the bloodline setting would magically change the rules of MGE vampirism, like some dye in water.

Not unless one infects another vampire via a bite or something may the curse be spread. Though that brings about another interesting outcome.

Cross-dimensional vampiric war, as the 3dpd vampires fight to claim the lands and wealth of the MGE vampires while the MGE vampires fight to turn the 3dpd vampires into dick loving sluts, and retain their lands and maybe poach some summer homes for them and their husbandos in the other world.

Though we both know how that ends, I've a feeling MGs would be incredibly united when faced against an external, existential threat. I mean we saw when the DL went full apocalypse on that one tentacle forest that literally implanted fear into the entire species' DNA from thence forth.

>>18064348
>purely through a negative point of view?
But I have positive thoughts of three and-a-half out of twelve? Clan types. How is that purely negative? I just think the rest are boring.

>>18064376
Like, you should just try to spread some positive aura, man. You've got bad vibes.

>>18064385
You sound like a filthy tree hugging hippie, but I get the feeling I wouldn't want to prone bone you into a gibbering wreck like I would a wood elf.

>>18064368
You say that as if it wouldn't go both ways.
MGE vampires get clan traits and VTM vampires get turned into cum-hungry monstergirls.

>>18064393
>No thicc High Elf who wants nothing more than to take her human slave up to her quarters lay back and let him mating press her into an ahegaoing mess who can't imagine life without his cock.

>>18064396
But only one's an improvement. Unless there's a brand new slut clan, from the MGE progenitor, and vampires under her remain the same as always.

>>18064419
Well yeah, a good chunk of normal MGE Vampires would stay the same. The curse would probably mostly target converts since they technically affronted the Chief God by abandoning their humanity.

I like Minotaurs

>>18064434
I want to use a Minotaur's abs as a salt lick.

>>18064434
And a Mino would probably love you anon!
Just so long as you can withstand her secret paizuri technique.
Don't mind the fact that she crushed a soda can between her tits practicing it, it'll feel great.

>>18064429
But that's trying to force God's circle shaped curse through the Chief god's oval shaped hole. She would have cursed converts long ago if that were the case.

Unless the two literally start boinking, and during some divine pillow talk, god lets slip the whole cain thing and the Chief Goddess is like "that's a fucking great idea." Assuming, that is, she has the ability to wrest the power to change monsterkind from the DL.

Although, a MGE progenitor means that there would be no clan "infection" in the first place. It would just be a new clan added to the mix, and now the other clans have mamono mana to contend with.

Imagine how quickly the stability of the existing clans will erode once they realize they they can give birth to daughters now, because every one is infected with succubus DNA

>>18064442
It's magic anon. Magic can be very specific and at the same time incredibly lax.
Besides, VTM god is most likely non-contact and the Chief God is for tender loving dick from a hero who gets her to ease up.

>>18064452
>VTM god is most likely non-contact
Do you mean he wouldn't touch girls? You realize that if God were real the whole bible thing would just be propaganda. Yahweh is a wargod who slew all his competition and made his followers remember them as demons. You think a man like that wouldn't get some raping in? He's like the divine Chad.

>Chief God is for tender loving dick from a hero who gets her to ease up
>In a supreme twist of irony as the Chief God's champion fucked the DL and got her to turn every one into MGs, the DL's champion and first-born son fucks the Chief God and gets her to stop being so homicidal

>>18064442
>Imagine how quickly the stability of the existing clans will erode once they realize they they can give birth to daughters now, because every one is infected with succubus DNA
I actually find this a pretty interesting thought experiment. What do you think happens when various settings get contaminated by Mamono Mana. How do you think the people within react? I'd talk Witcher setting but no one here has played it.

>>18062717
can she control her cape as an extension of her body?
can she give you a capejob?
thats my fetish.

>>18064508
>Vampire and her trusty Ittan-Momen cape

>>18064508
Her cape are her wings actually. Not sure how I feel about vamps with wings tho.

>>18064516
>Her cape are her wings actually.
this is just making me think of batman gliding

>>18064523
Do Vampires adopt athletic young boys and make them wear uncomfortably short shorts?

>>18064527
They call those young boys Robin because they be robin' they virginity.

>>18064512
I want an oppai loli vampire and her tall, busty ittan-momen cape

>>18064523
what would she think of batman?
on one hand he has a bat motif and is rich
on the other he did kill Dracula.

>>18064551
Batman knocked up Talia al-Ghul so surely he'd bang a Vampire.

>>18064558
>Batman knocked up Talia al-Ghoul so surely he'd bang a Vampire.
Fixed, and no he wouldn't he's a taken man.

>>18064567
>taken man
What?
>look it up
It won't last, she's a literal prostitute.

>>18064570
>He didn't get it.

>>18064570
not really into batman
but I am into reverse corruption stories where a prostitute finds love and settles down with a guy, granted people here consider it NTR despite being the literal opposite of NTR.

>>18064576
I got your wordplay about ghouls. Was there something else?

>>18064506
Well sorry for being a poor fag who can~t afford neither the game of a PC powerful enough to play it..

>>18064506
You pompous bitch I've played all 3 games and own all the books, even saw the Polish TV series so don't you go sassing me.
>>18064583
Witcher 1 costs like 7 bucks and runs on a toaster.

>>18064580
It's only NTR if she's still whoring after meeting the guy. It's also NTR if she stops
>Work hard to earn enough money tofuck this one prostitute you really like
>One day she turns you down, says she's found some one she likes and doesn't want to be a whore anymore
>Heartbroken

>>18064581
Just the wordplay.

>>18064583
Just get a ps4 and Witcher 3. The world is worth it. Plus there's other games like Bloodborne.

>>18064592
>You pompous bitch I've played all 3 games and own all the books, even saw the Polish TV series so don't you go sassing me.
Where were you a few months ago when I wanted to talk about Witcher girls and Leshens? Huh? fag.

>>18064597
>Where were you a few months ago when I wanted to talk about Witcher girls and Leshens? Huh? fag.
I brought up Leshens here around the time Witcher 3 first came out, nobody cared, nobody still cares.

>>18064597
dude that goes too far,
basically any harem comic is NTR if you follow that logic to its natural conclusion

>>18064605
How do you figure?

>>18064600
We must have missed echother. Are you more into the Genki leshen northwest of The Cunny of the Goose Inn, or the older, more reserved ara ara Woodland Spirit at Fayrlund?

>>18064605
>dude that goes too far,
>basically any harem comic is NTR if you follow that logic to its natural conclusion
not him,
While I admit the idea of a prostitute marring being NTR to her costumers is very VEEEERY silly, Harem comics are almost NTR if they don't have an agreed on harem endings That is why most harem stories are shit .

>>18064629
>How do you figure?
1 extra girl pinning over a guy is one less girl for the rest of males.

>>18064629
Older and more reserved. One must be respectable to command wolfus.

>>18064605
I can see that
imagine being a guy in the monster musume universe, and falling in love with one of his haremetts,
that would be hell
and its not like its a let her go cause she's be happier thing, cause she wouldn't
she will not only never be your but also she herself will never be able aspire to anything than a fraction of the attention of the guy she pines for,
its a really tragic situation.

>>18064630
I guess, but I do like some of the world building in monster musume
the monster girl convention arc was really fun to read.

>>18064631
There is an uneven number of males to females all over the world. One girl more, or less, isn't going to affect anyone's life on a large scale.

>>18064635
While a young and energetic Leshy in a new territory trying to assert her dominance is cute, i have to agree with you. Something about the mature charm of a queen of the woods, who'll train you to be a real man by fighting against her wolf girls and besting them, before offering her your heart to devour - Symbolically - is quite nice.

>>18064631
I don't really get what you mean.

>>18064646
I like most of their design if nothing else.

>>18064653
I'm going to go inna woods and break all of Leshen-chan's territory markers!
Oh, and speaking of Witcher 3, when I first started Blood and Wine and wandered around in Toussant I got rekt by an Alp. Alps are powerful.

>>18064662
>I'm going to go inna woods and break all of Leshen-chan's territory markers!
Don't bully Leshy! Her Crow girls will tell on you, and you'll get an angry wood spirit stalking you.
>Blood and Wine
>DLC all about vampires
>Naked qt Alps(no homo) and Bruxae all over Toussant
>All you get to put your dick in is shitty 3dpd human girl
Travesty.

What a great sword! That Zipanguese seller must have been out of her mind when she sold it at such a low price.

>>18064679
But anon, you can't dick anyone during B&W because Yennefer isn't present there. You wouldn't cheat and your Dark Mage true love, would you?

>>18064683
Or perhaps it was a scam.

>>18064683
>>18064689
Let me guess, the merchant wasn't there anymore when you went back.

>>18064685
>I didn't like either of them
I don't understand why Gerralt made the wish he did. I haven't read the books, just watched lore videos and played 2/3, but from the way the situation was described to me it seems very uncharacteristic.

>>18064695
>one of the the defining moments of Geralt's character is uncharacteristic
Well it isn't. And you should read the books, the first two especially.
>the story where Geralt and Dandelion almost starve to death because the only job Geralt could find involved kidnapping a mermaid and he wouldn't have none of that shit
The short stories were way better than the big epic war and prophecies stuff.

>>18064691
Travelling merchants can't stay in the same town for more than a week or so.
The only for a paladin-chan who got fooled by a cursed sword seller to get revenge is to chase that merchant.
It would make for a nice story, especially seeing her gradually get corrupted along the way.

>>18064710
And before you know it her quest for revenge is just an excuse to keep adventuring with her squire.

>>18064706
>Well it isn't
Eh, you don't care to elaborate? Iirc, his friend was posessed by a djinn or something, so he went to the town Yen happened to be in asking for a sorceress. He has to sell his witcher info to get her to help and then she lands him in prison to force him to use up the last of the wishes so she can capture the djinn for herself.

She acts cunty the whole time and for some reason Gerralt's wish is "Please inextricably tie her to me." I'd wish for her to go away.

>>18064722
Geralt is a witcher, which makes him an outcast in society. He also had a powerful tendency to feel sorry for himself and wallow in self-pity, something the games don't really do because it would remove agency from the player. The point is that he saw his chance for love and he took it.
But there's really nothing I can do to sell this idea to you.

>>18064713
>She finally meets the travelling merchant again
>The merchant politely asks her what she would like
>She stands over her menacingly for a full minute
>She then points towards a pair of wedding rings, and starts fidgetting
>The merchant happily hands them to her for free
Revenge taken.

You know what time it is?
It's time to run. Get out and work up a sweat.

>>18064733
>But there's really nothing I can do to sell this idea to you.
Spoke too soon buddy.
>He also had a powerful tendency to feel sorry for himself and wallow in self-pity
This is an aspect I didn't really see much of and didn't think was so defining within him. Is he bad as Lambert? Either way, if I wallowed in self-pity and wanted love. I'd wish for a supernaturally hot sorceress to fall in love with me too.

Well, I'd wish for the highest tier of vampire a djinn can effect, to be honest, but its all the same.

>>18064739
I'm ar work though so I can't. I wish I had the time to do it for her.

>クロスは力を溜めている…　
>Cross charging power.
Exquisite
>明日に向けて！
>For tomorrow!
This motherfucker.

>>18064828
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/943463808302850055
It's actually happening, I don't care if it's for tomorrow, I'm just glad the break is over.

>>18064833
>>18064828
I wonder what girl we are getting next.

>>18064835
Hopefully a non-greyscaled Dark Knight, unless he's saving them for C93.

>>18064835
Sabbath allied girl to build hype for the book.
Trust me, my uncle works for KC.

While B&W is being mentioned, it'd be nice if MGE vampires also had a more bestial form. Like, if the wings weren't normal, or replaced her arms, but she also had bat-like ears that grow in when in battle or really really horny

>>18064852
Like these vampires?

>>18064835
probably some kinda girl with monster bits on there somewhere

>>18064894
Obby. But with cute werebat ears

>>18064852
I like to think that MGE vampires have a "bloodlust" state that makes them look more feral but thats about it

If a MGC exists, I want it to be like hellsalem's lot in kekkai sensen but with all non-humans as monstergirls.

>>18064851
That book was delayed again though, now it's summer comiket

>>18064835
One of the remakes.

>>18064939
Red Oni is the only remake left

>>18064946
>what is zombie

>>18064946
werewolfs

>>18064952
>>18064959
I;m talking about the updated art from MGE1

>>18064959
>>18064952
And black harpies, dryads, giant slugs, maybe some others. Point is keep your hope down we might not get a new girl for a while

>>18064964
>Black Harpy
She got one. A nice one too.

>>18064965
really? fuck I missed it.

>>18064748
> Is he bad as Lambert?
Lambert isn't really like that in the books at all. Mostly the other witchers make fun of Geralt for being a big softy.
>and didn't think was so defining within him
One of the best parts in the series was when he was moping around and trying to be an edgy loner and then his friends refused to let him and made fish soup.

>>18064966
Here

>>18062703

>Showing that much skin anyone with eyes
>Classy

Get you a nice lady like this. She flirts by writing romantic poetry.

>>18064966
http://mgewiki.com/w/Black_Harpy
She still dresses like a slut tho, not at all like the wife material her profile depicts her to be.

>>18064969
The black leather makes my pickle-pee go pump-a-rump.

>>18064987
Could do without the leather miniskirt, but I like the feather bra. A full feather minidress would have be hard enough to put triplets in her.

>>18064946
He still has to upload the Gargoyle remake.

Would mamono mana allow you to give the kobold the knot

Or does she have a vaginal equivalent?

We talking about vampires now?

Why do they hate the sun so much?

Why does garlic make them go rape mode?

Do crosses stop vampires in their tracks and prevent them from raping you?

>>18065056
why do blondes make good vampires?

>>18065056
I like to cook pasta sauce with lots of garlic and beans and bits of bacon, would my Vampire mistress find this kind of dish acceptable to her palate or would she disapprove?
>Do crosses stop vampires in their tracks
Dio says no.

>>18065062
Albino/blonde are the only acceptable vampire hair colors

the rare black is good sometimes too

even better if she was a paladin chan now corrupted vampire!

>>18065056
Why do I feel that a pudgy vampire perfectly fits their personality while a fit one doesn't?
Is it because they are so arrogant they believe they are already perfect?

>>18065093
All the pudge go into their hips,buttocks and bust anon

>>18065093
Yes, meaning that they see the ‘flaw’ of their excess meat as but another sign of their perfection

Is there anyway to stop Ratas from messing with Christmas lights, other than making their heart shaped pupils grow three sizes that day?

>>18065105
Zap weasels. The weasel is the natural enemy of the squirrel.

>>18065056
>Why do they hate the sun so much?
Who doesn't hate the sun? The sun is shit.

>Why does garlic make them go rape mode?
It's just so damn tasty you gotta vent those emotion through violent rape

>Do crosses stop vampires in their tracks and prevent them from raping you?
Yes. It's an ancient vampire confession ritual. It means you consent and therefor the imminent rape cannot be called rape.

>>18065117
>The sun is shit
You take that back.

>>18065123
I'll take that back when you take the sun back.

>>18064975
Conservative horse is a fucking 10/10 would make her yell obscenities in the bedroom.

>>18065052
If wonderland can satisfy the bestiality fetishists, I’m sure you can export a diluted solution to give you a wereable. Id like a special potion without the libido increase. I want to curl up on my owner(wife)’s lap and get pets and belly rubs and treats and maybe even go on a walk. Something to reinforce that she owns me and is free to do what she wants with me, as long as it’s loving. No, not NTR or any of that shit.

>>18065126
>Anon is now inciting the wrath of thousands of Valkyries who follow the Sun god.
>all of them attack you while chanting "PRAISE THE SUN".
>One of them rapes him and takes owner ship of his conversion to the sun god cult.
I bet the rest of your days are going to be sunny now. TAKE THAT.

>>18065135
>>>/trash/

>>18065166
Understandable. Have a nice day.

>>18065166
It's canon though, and why you stay away from wonderland. That place if for completed degenerates even pandemonium is more tame.

>>18065159
I'm gonna make that Valkyrie fall with me into the soothing inky blackness of the night. I'l teach her the dark is nothing to fear, especially with the cool moon glimmering over all.

You'll never wipe the smirk off my face when she comes before her tanned sisters with midnight black feathers and hair, and eyes that gleam with the silver light of the moon. And giant milky breasts.

>>18065052
>>18065135
>>18065166

tfw no hyena waifu

What’ll you have?

>>18065187
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>18065187
>hornlets
sad. Needs to be way bigger

>>18065187
What are those? horns for lolis?
How an I expected to be charmed by horns if I can't even see them from a distance?
Horns should be AT LEAST three times bigger than those!

>>18065187
The MGE Demon's horns are the best, they look like they're specifically made to be grabbed by a hand.

>>18065198
>>18065200
You’re free to supersize any order. These are just to show styles.

They’re desperate for business since that McMofus opened across the streets.

>>18065187
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1285148
Partial translation here, personally I'd go with several horns A on a toned but not overly muscled oni.

>>18065187
Can I get one with horns so huge that she's self conscious of them?

>>18065187
The asymmetrical triple horns at the bottom right are pretty neat.

>>18065207
Man, I could really go for a Bigfluff and hot cutie pie right now.

How big do you want the horns anon?

>>18065186
That doujin is still a massive let down.

>>18065233
this is a nice size

>>18065207
Them a big number 4, with a shinny finish please.

>>18065233
The size is great, maybe just in the shape of curvy ram horns instead of those though.
I'd imagine one with bull horns would have a lot of trouble getting through doors.

>>18065233
I think pic related is good enough for me. I fucking love everything in this image.

>Vampire decides to relocate to a quiet, but wealthy town in the European countryside
>There are some eccentric families around so she blends in surprisingly well for a girl who enjoys midnight strolls and carries an umbrella no matter what
>She makes acquaintances, friends and, eventually, an infatuation
>Young boy belonging to a wealthy family. Smart, strong, and so obnoxiously pure-hearted and innocent that it makes the vampire's cold, undead heart hit a beat
>He's oblivious as can be despite 'coincidentally' running into her every time he happens to be outside when the sun is down
>"I'll get your attention one day, Jojo.

>>18065298
[Dio’s World playing in the distance]

I want to do hard drugs with my Hatter wife! Even a lady of class needs to wind down once and a while!

>>18065298
Vampires should be extra careful with the countryside, especially if there is a doctor nearby and farm vehicles.

>>18064286
Didn't Zeus also bang mortal women as animals?

>>18065320
>turn into a swan or a bull to "seduce" women
Greek women, not even once. At least the Norse gods knew to have illegitimate children with Jötunn.

What Monstergirl would look best in a sexy plague doctor outfit?

>>18065327
Lich

>>18065314

>>18065318
>You will never protecting your wife from machine of labor

>>18065327
Black Harpy would make it sexy and alluring.
Crow Tengu would make it boring and historically accurate.
Dumb nerd bird.

>>18065342
>Can shrink down to relax in your teacup or giant up to carry you around in her cleavage
Truly, Wonderland drugs are the best, and my Hatter would have access to only the highest quality stuff!

>>18065314
Did she buy them from the Wonderland Oomukade, basically the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland?

>>18065346
Don’t bully the nird! I want to hear her excitedly talk about the subject she’s interested in!

>>18064975
Horsepussy a shit.

>>18065346
But the Tengu knows your sickness is from an overbalance of fluids that need to be drained.

>>18065373
Delete this

>>18065373
Your taste is shit.

>>18065298
>Vampire pins you down screaming uselessuselessuseless while she rides you.

>>18061849
This person claims to have read MGE volume 1 yet makes no mention of even the idea that monster girls would eventually be able to birth incubi.

>>18065401
This person is trying to point out the idiocy of a post no one cares about.

>>18065373

watch me neigh neigh

>>18065414
Is that a side mouth? Does this remind anyone elses of those cheek gauges? I guess they really did love sucking dick so much they needed a second hole.

>>18065414
Few can appreciate the versatility of the centaur body type.

Reminder to be careful when buying birthday presents for your daughter.

>>18065056
This vampire design is one of the hottest things I've seen, its just shame that from my understanding in the anime she's in she doesn't normally look like this.

>>18065337
You know there is a lich in monmusu quest that wears a plague doctor outfit
Though I do prefer her scientist thing over thst

>>18065431
She prefers staying in vampire loli mode

that grown up mode is literally the strongest being on that series from what i understand

>>18065449
>She's dead in the original
STILL MAD

>>18065105
Give her a "scoop" about the Ice Queen, she won't make it back

Would you?

>Anon moves to a new neighborhood and is lonely
>Your parents talk with the monster neighbors across the street
>They have a daughter who is lonely too and goes to the same school
>The set up a friendship between them and works amazingly
>Anon and the friend grow up together as best friends
>They eventually get officially married after fooling around with each other through high school and college
>All according to parents’ plan
What species are the best for this?

>>18065591
Echidna.

>>18065585
Any time, so long as the throes my body ends up in are from pleasure rather than pain, and that she's not flat chested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMfPP34g8

>>18065591
Shirohebi!
Then you'll be best friends forever!
Even after death!
Although its strange shes your ONLY friend.

>>18065591
I'm feelin Umi Osho for some reason on this one

>>18065591
Wyvern.
Unicorn.
Salamander.

>>18065585
Bugs need hugs.

>>18065608
Not really. I was that kid. I’d take my one friend and cherish her. Group projects are terrible anyways.

>>18065591
Wyvern unicorn and echidna seem the obvious bets. Maybe one of the doges that isn't a hellhound too.

>>18065635
>>18065594
Why echidna? I love them, but is there some part of their profile I’m forgetting?

Remember when cheating on a lamia was something to be avoided?

>>18065652
Cheating on girls is always dangerous unless they have a harem fetish or are okay with you fucking someone else.

>>18065647
I guess its extrapolating from how they may take an interest in a boy from childhood and help raise him up as a hero. Of course in those scenarios she is typically much older than him.

>>18065647
They will find a shota and raise him into a suitable man if no other options are present. It's a pretty natural extension to do the same for the daughteru.

>>18065634
Not really; it's still weird, just not unheard of.

>>18065395
The feels like it's trying too hard to be funny, instead of just being cute.

>>18065652
Assuming that old, anonymous translation was accurate, right? I mean that's from the age when anonymous translators were thinking monsters ate souls, that the cyclops caused a part of a gifted weapon to vanish, etc.

>>18065652
Remember when gelbooru translations were rewrite tier?

You come across a Wendigo and a Ratatoskr fighting over a chicken sandwich.

>>18065721
Distract them and obtain chicken sandwich for the greater glory of my empire.

>>18065721
I calmly ask them if they need help and ask what happened.

But what species is best for the
>lonely grown up anon moves into new neighbourhood
>monster neighbours' daughter falls for him
>and so on
scenario?

>>18065721
Shoo them both away and steal the sandwich for my legion of starving mouse daughters

>>18065742
Also shirohebi
Shirohebi are just the best.
Her mom would probably teach her the tools of the trade like how to stalk without being seen or break into houses silently or how to tie strong knots to keep you from escaping.

>>18065741
The Ratatoskr explains she was hiking in the woods and had packed a lunch which she pulled out to snack on before the Wendigo pounced from a tree trying to steal it.
The Wendigo looks up with a flustered face and shivers.
>>18065738
>>18065748
You attempt to shop the monsters.
The Ratatoskr cocks an eyebrow and asks what you’re doing.
The Wendigo looks surprised and whimpers before hiding behind the Ratatoskr’s tail.

>>18065738
>>18065748
Are you two like neighbors?

>>18065761
Again I try to turn away the feral beasts and steal the sandwich for my starving family.

>>18065761
How old are the girls and do they appear to be married? Maybe I could talk to the Wendigo’s husband if she’s married?

Where do alraune go during winter?

>>18065771
The Ratatoskr is highly confused now and starts backing away.
The Wendigo turns and joins you in making weird noises and flailing her arms to try and fit in.
You lunge at the Ratatoskr’s sandwich- 16. You grab the Ratatoskr’s sandwich.
She throws her hands up in frustration and storms off, saying she guesses she can’t catch a break even trying to just relax and hike.
The Wendigo looks up at you expectantly, mouth watering at the chicken sandwich.

>>18065780
The Ratatoskr appears to be in her late 20’s. She has no ring or signs of being married. She has a pretty, mature face, but bags under her eyes and her hair is slightly unkempt.
The Wendigo is an Eldritch being that does not follow normal planar aging conventions. She looks ‘young’ but you are fairly certain she is married, as she wears a bit of clothing underneath her coat, unusual for a typically feral monster.

>>18065799
The greenhouse.

>>18065799
Why ask that (assuming these are MGE alraunes) when the profile outright says what they do if it gets too cold?

>>18065818
Feeling bad for the wild animal, I split the sandwich down the middle and return half to the squirrel before booking it home with my half.

>>18065842
The Ratatoskr refuses your offer and tells you something that sounds offensive in a strange, vaguely Scandinavian language.
The Wendigo trails you for a few steps but then stops and kicks the snow a bit.
You escape with (2) Half-Chicken Sandwich.
You have earned the title: “Random jerk”

>>18065820
>Anon wakes up one winter morning to find his house has been painted green

>>18065826
And another angle showing how the bulb+petals make for a roomy enough (if you sit down), insulated space.

>>18065870
>Editorial article the next day: “We need to talk about Frelji Forest’s theif problem”

>>18065870
The title hurts, but oh well. With these scavenged rations my family will make it through this rough winter alive, and together.

>>18065888
Time to hunt down a thief.

>>18065889
>>18065893
>Man steals food to save mouse family
>Said mouse family turns him in the next day

>>18065870
Dude’s fucked. Have fun in the eldritch blizzard. Maybe if you’re lucky a Yeti will save you before the Wendi sisters/daughters get to you.

>>18065902
>Papa is a desperate criminal!
>But I'm the Great Maus Detective!

>>18065889
As you continue running away, the sound of the Wendigo kicking snow strangely follows you, even a mile out.
The sound grows louder.
The sound grows louder.
You hear the sound of something large sprinting.
The sound grows louder.

>>18065893
Snow Mouse!

>>18065924
Ice hinezumi?
I can dig it

>>18065930
What’s her Shtoyle?

Got any mge dakkis?

>>18065920
That's when the sprint home to feed the family turns into a sprint to not get fuckin murdered.

>>18065913
>"My sisters are all hungry for attention and daddy's kisses! But not me!"
>"I'm hungry..."
>"...For Justice!"

>>18065935
No idea but ai assume she’s weak to great heat

Should we carry two swords if we go adventuring? One made of steel for the bandits and animals and one of demon silver for those pesky monstergirls? Or would you go full altruism mode and just use demon silver and never kill anything?

>>18065985
Might as well try to not kill anyone, i'd rather not live knowing i killed someone.

>>18065985
Actually if you think about it, using realm silver could actually make for more humane hunting of wild animals. You disable the prey with the silver, then deliver a precise and rapidly fatal wound up close with a simple knife.