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18044872 No.18044872 [Reply] [Original]

Yo dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in

>> No.18044915

I'm calling Reimu.

>> No.18044933
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>> No.18044946

>>18044933
begone, slaneeshi breed
the inquisitor is in home

>> No.18044948

>>18044872
It's cold out here, cmon

>> No.18044996
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>>18044946
He can't save you.

>> No.18045240

>>18044872
get naked and waggle your butt in front of the window and I'll think about it

>> No.18045360

>hags looking at you through the window

kinda spooky desu

>> No.18045376

>>18044872
You are not a fairy. Please go away!

>> No.18045463
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>> No.18045597
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>> No.18045671
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I'd let her in, to RAPE her!

>> No.18045689

>>18045671
She is a youkai anon. She is infinately stronger than you.

>> No.18045726

>>18044996
I would gladly let yuuka in.

>> No.18045739
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>>18045726
You don't get a say in this matter anyway. She lets herself in.

>> No.18045773

>>18045739
My door is always unlocked so fairies can get in easily, but they always unhinge the window frames. Atleast Yuuka won't do similar? Right? Like removing every wall in my house in one direction?

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*open door sound*

>> No.18045803

>>18045689
Not true though.

>> No.18046130
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>> No.18046356

>>18045463
Girls are to be more modest Rumia. Don't talk while chewing your food. It is bad manners.

>> No.18046387
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>> No.18046458

>>18046387
I want to bully that nerd but I don't want to satisfy that smug smile by letting her in, what do I do?

>> No.18046550

>>18046387
I do NOT believe in celestials!

>> No.18046569
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>> No.18046581

>>18046387

Wait for it.

>> No.18046713
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>> No.18046759

>>18046713
Sakuya cleaning up after rude 2hus putting their oily skin all over the glass!

>> No.18046874
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>>18046356

>> No.18047993

>>18046569
why is there an explosion?

>> No.18048511

>>18046874
Proof that Rumia is not dangerous, just highly autistic

>> No.18048788

>>18046130
"This day's lunch menu is fine too" she's probably thinking there.

>> No.18048832

>>18047993
Because she's a cool girl, and something obediently exploded itself so she would be able not to look at it!

>> No.18048905

>>18044872
Why would a man let fairies into his house in the first place?

>> No.18048916

>>18048905
If you're lucky it might be a brownie that'll clean up your house if you give it a glass of milk.
But it might also be any number of other fairies that'll just fuck your shit up.

>> No.18048919

>>18048905
to give them headpats

>> No.18049069

>>18048511
isn’t being highly autistic with sharp teeth kinda dangerous though

>> No.18049080
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Dude I let the fairy in but now all it does is sit on my lap and eat all my cake.

>> No.18049083

>>18049069
No. Not t all.
Rumia is a cute girl. That negates anything considered bad.
Come on, she won't bite.

>> No.18049087

>>18046759
s-stop that anon, I legitimately have oily and sweaty skin and I'm really sensitive about it

>> No.18049096
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>>18044933
Nice tits.

>> No.18049099

>>18049087
Thicken your skin anon.

>> No.18049103

>>18049099
I don't want to do hard labor and scrape my skin everyday til I develop rough palms and lose sensitivity in my hands

>> No.18049110

>>18049103
I meant it figuratively.

>> No.18050880

>>18049080
I let a fairy into my house but now I've developed pedophilic tendencies!

>> No.18050902
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>>18050880
Bullshit, they're over a 1000 years old.

>> No.18050983
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>>18050880
>>18050902
it doesn't matter how old your wife is as long as you're 100% devoted to her

>> No.18051078

Why are fairies so cute /jp/?

>> No.18051122

>>18051078
So they can seduce you and harvest your semen for their vile witchcraft rituals.

>> No.18051294

I'll let it in a fairy, dude

>> No.18051296

>>18051122
How cruel!

What is their usual semen extraction method?

>> No.18051304

>>18051296
Tripping over something while pulling her panties down and their dresses up.
Their inviting aroma and pose entices all males to spend hours ejaculating inside.
There's been talks of more aggressive, well-developed fairies raping poor men with their tits.

>> No.18051342

>>18047993
It clearly hurled Yuuka and she crashed into the window.

>> No.18051398

>>18050880
I think you have cause and effect backward!

>> No.18051475
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Yo fairy, I'm a dude. Let me out

>> No.18053736
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>>18051304
So everybody wins. Where do I find a fairy? I've always wanted to partake in a ritual.

>> No.18053791
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>>18053736
This one consorts with the fairies! A witch!

>> No.18053841
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>>18053791
You are not safe, you know. Not consorting with the fairies says a lot about who you choose to lay with.

>> No.18053944

>>18053841
I honestly don't know what you're implying

>> No.18053964

>>18053944
You know exactly what I'm implying, bender.

>> No.18054069

>>18053841
Tanned Cirno is the best fairy ever.

>> No.18054112

I want to sniff Rumia's panties

>> No.18054461
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>> No.18054721

>>18054461
I will not buy this noseless dork's meat!

>> No.18055561

>>18054461
I hear you can get some exclusive cuts from some weird pork at Rumia's for cheap. It's a nice deal, but the way she smiles at customers when they ask for it is kinda creepy.

>> No.18057804

>>18054461
But who was butcher?

>> No.18057850

>>18054461
This picture makes more sense if you assume she's either a regular customer of our modern word's fine meat-offering establishments or is robbing the place.

>> No.18057892

>>18057850
She's behind the counter so I doubt she's a customer.

>> No.18057900

Rumia-chan is the belliest!

>> No.18057975

>>18054461
A bit like putting Remilla in charge of the blood bank there.

>> No.18061033

>>18054721
I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers!

>> No.18064810

>>18061033
several were devoured in times of weakness as tasty snacks

>> No.18064872
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>>18044872
Let the loli grue in. Let it be pitch black and get "eaten" by a grue.

>> No.18064935

>>18051398
I know you're not from around here! Heathen!

>> No.18065953

>>18064872
I don't know if she's hungry or thirsty

>> No.18066844

>>18057804
that is so sexist i cant even

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>>18057804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4N5NOAsH0

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>>18045360
Christmas cake is fine with me anon

>> No.18069394

>>18061033
Wow, a Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - stage 1 (Marisa playthrough) reference in /jp/? Color me surprised!

>> No.18076455
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>>18046387
!

>> No.18084470
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>>18044872

>> No.18094733

>>18044872
I wish she didn't have so much human eater art.

>> No.18105197
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>>18044872
Let. Me. In!

>> No.18107200

>>18105197
That monitor was expensive
Not cool Marisa

>> No.18107585

>>18046387
Shes probably cold out there I'd let her in, that smug face of hers is pretty cute as well.

>> No.18108153

>>18107585
she's gonna beat you up dude

>> No.18108298

>>18108153
Beat him up?
More like set up a target to send a meteor hurling towards.
Tenko is more liable to rock your shit than actually be helpful, them mock him saying "didn't your parents tell you to not let strangers into your house?" Afterward.

>> No.18108308

>>18107200
She has tears streaming down her face anon! What did you do to Marisa?

>> No.18108318

>>18108308
It wasn't worth losing a few hundred dollars!
Maybe it was...

>> No.18108428
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I let the grue in. What now?

>> No.18108439
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I think I got duped. She just smacked the back of my head and stole my second monitor.

>> No.18108481

>>18108318
A few hundred dollars is NOTHING compared to Marisa's happiness!
Apologise!

>> No.18108490

>>18108428
Regret not making a will to pass your belongings onto Reimu.
You are D O N E- Dead friend.
See you in the afterlife. I'll be sure to tell you of everything you missed in Genso-land

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>>18046387
Please do come in..

>> No.18108509

>>18108481
I would if I could! She just won't listen to me right now.

>> No.18108818
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>> No.18109153

>>18044872
Can I come inside too?

>> No.18109158
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How can you say no this that face?

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>> No.18110497
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>>18046387
!

>> No.18110505

>>18110497
Close the curtains.

>> No.18110747
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSqm5Id6Hw0

>> No.18118644
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How to survive the grue.

>> No.18118701

>>18118644
Aah, Rumia's shapely butt!

>> No.18122450

>>18118701
Overexposure to Rumia’s private parts may result in death or new life, depending.

>> No.18122500

>>18122450
>new life
This is never the case.
Rumia may be stupid, but she isn't stupid

>> No.18132770

>>18046387
Let her in! Clestials a-
>>18110497
Yeah. About that.

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>>18046387

>> No.18132912
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>>18132807
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
You! FUCK YOU!

>> No.18133066
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>>18132912

>> No.18133288

>>18133066
Thank you!

>> No.18135478
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Rumia is a holy creature!

>> No.18141211
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>>18069394
m-masaka

>> No.18143427

>>18049080

You're supposed to use that opportunity to bully them. Squash the cake into their tiny fairy faces

>> No.18155118

>>18141211
Rumisa?

>> No.18156303

>>18044872
I might consider it if you show me your panties.

>> No.18156373
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>>18155118
A girl.

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>>18044872
Yo, dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in.

>> No.18157728

Yo dude, I'm an in, let me fairy.

>> No.18160578

>>18044872
Absolutely frightening.

>> No.18171826

>>18157728
Yo in, I'm an fairy, let me dude

>> No.18171966

>>18171826
I'm yo dude, let me in a fairy

>> No.18172706

>>18132807
Thanks for posting THAT tenshi

>> No.18172910
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Hey now! Let me in!

>> No.18173484
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>> No.18178772

>>18171966 is only correct version

>> No.18178906
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>>18046581

>> No.18179278

>>18173484
Oh no! Run Anon! Komachi has come for your soul! Its your time to leave Gensokyo!

>> No.18185953
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>>18044996
>>18045739
>>18046569
Spooks.

>> No.18186188

>>18044872
tell me your email please

>> No.18186198

>>18186188
fairy@let-me-in.jp

>> No.18186548

>>18185953
The door and windows were unlocked Yuuka...

>> No.18186638

>>18185953
There's nothing scary about Yuuka! You all just naturally piss her off!
She's REALLY nice once you get to know her!

Maybe the reason why we got along is because we're both fond of Fairies!

>> No.18186750

STOP TRYING TO GO THROUGH MY WINDOW YOU STUPID BROADS

>> No.18189228

Fairies aren't real

>> No.18189312

>>18189228
they actually are

>> No.18189399

>>18189312
Have they been going through a genetically mutated dormant phase? Asking for a halfling friend who posts here often.

>> No.18189405 [SPOILER] 
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>>18189312
Prove it, nerd

>> No.18190126

I dont think so pal

>> No.18190129

>>18189405

you're a fairy. a real poofter.

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>>18051475

>> No.18195995
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>>18186638
She is a spooky momhu.

>> No.18196149

>>18195995
maternity is a spook

>> No.18205549
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>> No.18211737

>>18046874
nooooooo poor suika :(

>> No.18211835

>>18045689
Only if you believe it!

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