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Maids are olev

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Surrender yourself

I need a weresheep to cure my sleep schedule

>>18036991
Fuck off and get laid you turbovirgins.

I desire to see a Wurm in Armor

I would like to see that one Christian girl OC get mge corrupted

Do we let the other thread die?

there is something very charming about black sclera and red eyes

>>18037003
The irony of that post

>>18037004
>Wurm in Armor
You wouldn't be able to see an inch of a Wurm's skin while she's in armor.

>>18037010
Yes. This one was here first.

>>18037013
More like creepy

>>18037003
I'm married to the Lord

>>18037025
I like evil.
I think its cute

>>18037006
Delet this
https://imgur.com/a/c9RgI

Poke

>>18037028
so you're a gay turbovirgin?

>>18037006
Would I get a bunch of Christfags trying to dox me if I took a crack at it?

I'm a tail slut for manticores!

>>18037039
A chief god is a chick

>>18037042
only one way to find out

>>18037029
>evil
I get the impression she's just socially retarded

>>18037047
Nah

>>18037043
I'm a slut for my dragon. There are many dragons like her but this one is mine.

>>18037046
then you're married to the Lady, not the lord.
so are you a gay turbovirgin or a dumb turbovirgin

Surprise for you on Christmas day! What do you think it is?

>>18037056
The sweet release of death?

>>18037056
is it another year of loneliness

>>18037056
Office Jinko drunkenly breaking into my house on christmas morning and using me as a daki

Surprise for you on Christmas day! What do you think it is?

so this is the real tread right?

>>18037064
Fuck off faggot.

>>18037043
So your idea situation is being the shared husband of a bunch of Manticore sisters?

>>18037064
Not falling for this trap.

>>18037068
Probably?

>>18037038
I really like this Holst, perfect childhood friend material.

>>18037068
It is. It was made about two minutes before the other one.

>>18037069
>>18037072
Prove it.

>>18037064
I said I was going to open that present with my mouth and I regret it to this day, unless what the less said is true and this doesn't have a dick.

>>18037079
>You'll never pump your thick cum between your holst childhood friend's fat tits while she smiles warmly at you.

>>18037086
I don't have that Less trapcat and his mom pic on hand.

>>18037089
But you'll never know until christmas

>>18037050
She was willing to "remove" the guys mom and constantly reverse his age/turn back time aswell as erase his memories.

>>18037087
Do you see a dick?

>>18037088
>she smiles warmly at you
Why do I want that more than anything else?

>>18037004
>leaving all the vital areas exposed.
I guess practicality was an afterthought.

>>18037123
No? That doesn't mean it's female though. Everyone here would be one if that was the case.

>>18037102
That's cause she got in the way

>You will never cuddle with your Pharaoh waifu while giving her a body massage
>She will never oil herself up and give you a full body "massage" in return
Kill me. The pain.

>>18037102
She wouldn't have to do that if she knew how to interact with people.

Viking Amazons boasting about their cute husbands on the long boat ride home.

>>18037135
What are you talking about? Those exposed parts are her most vital assets in battle.

>>18037134
Because desiring someone who loves you with all their heart is only human nature.

>>18037140
Don’t be so dramatic you big baby.

>>18037147
>”What do we want? A boy worth fighting foooorrr!”

>tfw grading 5000 exam papers nonstop

>>18037140
How painful is it knowing she'll never see your Pharaoh Waifu looking up at you seductively while she sucks your dick?
How much does it hurt knowing you'll never see her perfect caramel ass bouncing up and down on your dick while her long flowing hair flows about?
How insufferable is it knowing that she'll never pull you close and whisper "I love you" into your ears over and over using her god voice so you become awash with the feeling of her love?

>>18037164
>Lich-Sensei is stressed out from grading exam papers all day.
>Anon chooses the wrong moment to come in and drop off his test.
>Anon gets grabbed by magic and gets a facefull of angry sensei pussy.
>That night, anon doesn't go back to his dorm.
>Lich-Sensei commits a crime all night long.

>>18037170
>Sensei
It's usually grad students that do the grading

>trapfaggotry at the start of the thread
Off to a great start guys.

>>18037173
School's understaffed and can't afford to pay the grads.

>>18037166
Too painful to contemplate. Truly this is the dark night of the soul. To never know the lovong touch or tender paizuri of a lover.

I prefer Okayado's take on mushroom girls over KC's

>>18037135

>>18037183
Crabman is trash.

>>18037183
I agree

>>18037170
I hope Lich teachers don't think that students sleeping in her class are dead.

>>18037193
Crab might not be great, but at least his mushroom girls just get you high instead of spreading like a disease.

>>18037193
You are trash.

>>18037200
They're kuu, not dense anon.
Sleeping in her class will get you pelted with a piece of chalk.

>>18037148
I suppose that knowing the chance of getting stabbed or sniped with an arrow is slim to none, it gives the armor-smiths certain...creative liberties.

>Lich scientifically showing her love for you

>>18037212
She's going to have to hit me with something harder than chalk. If I can sleep through earthquakes I can sleep through that.

>>18037227
What is this from?

>>18037227
>Lich in lab wear
>Forgets to wear pants half the time
>Strips whenever she feels hot despite other people in the room

Someone needs to rehabilitate her social skills

>>18037206
Would you fuck the Minotaur Barbarian in your party knowing that the rest of her partymates are going to want to fuck you too?

>>18037238
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=133866

>>18037248
If she wants to fuck I most likely don't have a choice

>>18037227
I wonder what that 11% is

>>18037244
She's an adult, you just need to explain to her why she should wear clothes.

>>18037043
What happens if a guy really likes a Manticore but finds the tail part absolutely disgusting?

>>18037263
That would only lead to tragedy

>>18037263
What if a guy really likes a manticore but is in love with her tail?

>>18037257
Things related to sexuality I guess

>>18037191
I chuckled.

>>18037273
Cute romance happens and quickly progresses.

Onee-sans who are shorter than you are the best.

>caught a cold
>tfw no adopted momster in a slutty nurse outfit to nurse me
As if I wasn't suffering enough

>>18037281
Onee-sans who are bigger than you are the best

>>18037263
She'll rape him until he accepts it.

>>18037288

Onee-sans are the best

>>18037280
No anon
In love with the tail, not the girl its attached to.

>>18037281
Agreed, even if it's not a doraf and it's just a normal sized woman.
>you grow up together
>she always loves and cares for you
>you may be an adult man who's a good 5-6 inches taller than her but she's still your onee-san

>>18037227
That’s not how pie charts work. What does the 100% represent? Can I get a different lich?

>>18037263
Then he doesn't like her.

>>18037292
Yes.

>>18037297
Imagine her trying to make you lay your head in her lap despite your size difference.

>>18037281
>come back from a long day at school
>your onee-san greets you with a big hug, her breasts pressing against your dick and making you rock hard instantly
>"Ehehe, my little otouto got so big. Let Onee-san help you."
>she undoes two buttons on her shirt and slided you into her cleavage, giving you the best standing paizuri
How would you feel if after you came, she just buttoned up her shirt and continued on with your semen still soaking her breasts?

>>18037310
>Imagine her trying to make you lay your head in her lap despite your size difference.
I love that kind of thing. Sure it's awkward but going through the effort to make it work proves what a strong bond the two of you have.
I'd love that kind of thing with a Pharaoh onee-san.

>>18036485
KC seems to explain it in the "making of" info but we never got more than a google translation of it so good luck really understanding it.

　おっぱいは強調するために無地に！
　そして、おっぱいを強調するためのデザインな帯ですが、
モチーフは虫眼鏡と矢印（彼女達の下腹部を指してる）
　丸い部分は、虫眼鏡のレンズイメージでもあり、魔除けの意味を持つ鏡だったり（どっちかというと魔物娘を引き寄せますが！）

>Boobs to solidify to emphasize!
>And, although it is a designed band to emphasize breasts,
>Motifs are magnifying glasses and arrows (pointing to their lower abdomen)
>The round part is also the lens image of the magnifying glass, and it is a mirror with the meaning of amulet (or which attracts the demon daughter either way!)　

So its an amulet or something related to that, but I'm not sure what it really means.

Google translate is clearer on something else though, namely that hakutaku have a hole in their clothes (through which their tie goes) simply to make it easier to give clothed paizuri.

Oh, and it seems to say that if a hakutaku is angry or in a fight (they're a relaxed race by nature so this isn't common) the yellow part of their third eye turns/shines red.

>>18037193
I'd rather trip balls than deal with some last of us bullshit

>>18037205
Yes
Now spit on me

>>18037324
She'd make a mess of her shirt, and it'd make me harder.

>>18036996

>Holy States of America

God bless Dixieland!

>>18037354
It's basically Falloutverse America meets the Imperium of Man.

>>18037331
You’d make a good Alp. You have the right attitude. If you’re cute enough I might just spit directly into your mouth.

"My Pharaoh, I am pleased to see you again." The Anubis bows in front the Pharaoh.
>"So am I and I've returned with a handsome prince."
>The Pharaoh motions over to the corner where her husband wearing a dark suit with a caveat tie looks over and waves at the Anubis then returning back to his newspaper.
"My oh exotic is clothing is, he wouldn't happened to be from the new world is he?"
>"Indeed he is, that is all part of a small reason.
>As they were busy with the conversion, Jacob has put his feet up on the wall, elevated above his head.
>"Jacob, we've had this discussion before, get your feet off the floor."
>As soon the words left the Pharaoh's mouth, Jacob returns his feet onto the floor, although he glares at his wife for a little bit before returning to his newspaper.
>"Yes my queen, this must be one of the behaviors that must be corrected."
The Anubis says while looking at the exotic Caucasian male that was focused on the paper.
>"Indeed."

>>18037213
Well there is also the whole "monsters are much more durable than humans" aspect. For these warrior succubi their skin may be armor enough against average weapons.

I also recall reading that supposedly their armor projects some kind of force field around the exposed skin, but I got no proof of that.

>>18037358

Good old Enclave rebuilding America's future today!

>>18037201
>Crab might not be great,
I think hes great

>This kills the meido.

>>18037368
>I also recall reading that supposedly their armor projects some kind of force field around the exposed skin

>>18037366
What the actual fuck? What strange parody volume is this image from?

>>18037378
Why do you keep posting this garbage?

>>18037380
https://books.google.ca/books?id=thwNAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA491&lpg=PA491&dq=the+elegant+custom+of+sitting+with+the+elevated+above+the+head&source=bl&ots=4NSjS89rSk&sig=ipKpYQqBW7lV8aVFUf3DN_bUEPw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjlvf_Sv4rYAhUBVGMKHUTSBD8Q6AEIJzAA#v=onepage&q=the%20elegant%20custom%20of%20sitting%20with%20the%20elevated%20above%20the%20head&f=false

OG Grapesnake still best Grapesnake.

>>18037366
I’d have no problem with my waifu sitting like that. It’s practically an invitation to begin eating her out.

>>18037378
Fuck off with this western garbage.

>>18037389
What children are shown there? A demon and two others?

>>18037378
>>>/co/

>>18037385
>.ca

>>18037366
Goddamn it, I see several spelling errors.

>>18037326
>What's the mirror for?
>Tits!
>Where does the tie go?
>Paizuri hole
Sometimes I love KC

>>18037400
Yes, I'm a dirty no good leaf.

>>18037395
Pretty sure its an echidna, a satyros, and possibly an orthrus (a cerberus relative sometimes shown with just one head and a snake tail).

>>18037411
I think that image predates Satyros anon. It's probably just an Echidna, a Succubus and a Fairy.

>>18037181
>school paying grad students

lolololol

>>18037401
>his feet up on the wall
>get your feet off the floor
Did you even really try?

>>18037422
Look, do you want to get raped by sensei or not?

>>18037407
>which monster girl is most likely to get addicted to timbits

>>18037426
I thought I'd try cranking out something fast, but yea, I see them.

>>18037411
>>18037418
Thats a cat with snake for tails, remember Echidna's can give birth to monster mixes, so if you wanted an Shirohebi-Ryu mix it can happen if her mother was an Echidna.

>>18037418
KC plans a lot of the monster girls way in advance (for instance valkyries and dark valkyries were first mentioned at least a year before we got the profiles). The girl with horns plainly has furry legs and what looks like a hoof, so satyros fits that fairly well.

And I really don't see how you can call the girl with snake tails and furry ears a fairy.

>>18037422
>lolololol
You have to be 18 to post on this site.

>>18037438
>KC plans a lot of the monster girls way in advance
All the girls he's mentioned in Q&As we haven't seen yet are the best proof of this.

>>18037435
>A Ryu with the yandere of a shirohebi
Either he is getting his own personal rain cloud, or all the other farms except his are going without rain.

>>18037430
I would rather have tender, loving sex with sensei.

>>18037450
You get that after the rough rape Sensei gives you for increasing her workload.
After that you might notice your grades improving and sensei keeps shooting you bedroom eyes.

>>18037438
And here's the proof, from an old list of Japanese Q and A questions I copied ages ago. First paragraph is the question, second is KC's answer:

>書籍の魔物娘図鑑Ⅰのエキドナのページに載っている挿絵でエキドナの娘さんたちの種族を教えてください 特に背中からへびっぽいの四本出してる子が知りたいです



>左側から、エキドナ、サテュロス、オルトロスですね。まだ未登場の子なので、デザインは変更になる可能性があります。あしからず！

>Please tell me the tribe of daughters of Echidna in illustrations that are on the page of Echidna books of demon daughter picture book Ⅰ I especially want to know a child that has issued four pieces of snake-ish from the back



>From left, Echidna, satyr, I am Orthos. Because it is still not yet appeared in the child, the design might be to change. Rightly!

>>18037455
Liches trying to give bedroom eyes sounds like it would be very hard to figure out.

>>18037435
not sure that's the case, as far as we know they can only give birth to existent species. KC mentioned on one of his tweets that mixing species was a incredibly hard thing to do, and even after they demon lord makes birthing males possible the maximum you get is some personality traits swaps, at least in the firsts generations.

>>18037443
Such as?
I’m hoping for
>brounie
>cerberus
>orthros
>typhon
>duck
>gator and/or croc
>dugong
>ahuizotl
>quetzalcoatl
>chupacabra
>kelpie
>fenrir
>jormungander
>jersey devil

So the dakimakura cover of my Anubis waifu finally arrived after a long wait! It came out wonderfully and she looks stunning, she's so perfect to cuddle and hold! Here's a few more images of it: https://imgur.com/a/LjqAg

>>18037491
Looks nice

>>18037485
Actually while its true that nothing is said about them mixing species, we do know echidnas are not restricted to birthing existing species. That is its not considered unusual for them to give birth to a whole new kind of monster that has never been seen before.

>>18037490
He's mentioned Fenrir, Bunyip,Tarasque, Fire Drake, Frost Dragon, Black Dragon (extreme faction) and Yowie in Q&As, Balrog was mentioned in MGEII as well.
Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca are confirmed to be gods in the setting and not individual monsters.

Wendigo was also mentioned in Q&As long before the profile was revealed.

>>18037517
>Bunyip
>Yowie
Oh shit, Monster Girl Australia!

>>18037490
That I recall offhand, these are girls KC has mentioned that we haven't seen yet:

>Fire drake
>Quetzalcoatl
>Shrimp Knight
>Merlion
>Orthros
>Nidhogg
>Balrog
>Tezcatlipoca

>>18037326
>Intentional paizuri hole
That magnificent bastard! I'm going to have to use this idea.

Yo Texans!
Are we fucked with the FCC now?

>>18037517
>Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca are confirmed to be gods in the setting and not individual monsters.

Actually what KC said was that those two were gods in the original myths, not monsters, implying that in his version they will be monsters.

>>18037491
I'm jealous, I hate being poor

>>18037521
>Yes. Bunyip will be a mamono that is compound of bird, snake, and beast. And there will be also Yowie that is compound of insect and dragon. They will be comparatively ferocious species.
Prepare your pelvis, MG Australia will be just as dangerous as the real one.

>>18037431
>Pick up some Timmies and Timbits on the way to the Leafs, there's a good poutine place we can go after the game

>>18037491
how much did the process cost?

>>18037516
You are right. I was equating creating new species with mixing existing ones, which is wrong.
I still think hybridism is extremely rare for monster in general, even more so before incubuses are able to be birthed.
You would have more luck finding a queen slime.

>>18037537
Right, now I remember, was going off memory there. had to look up the original answer.

>>18037517
that's nice and all but new girl when? It's been very long.

>>18037555
Soon, please understand.

>>18037555
>three months
>very long

>>18037517

>Frost dragon
I want it.

You're about to reach your home's door when at the other side of the street you see this girl giving you this look You quickly get inside and close the door, not before being able to see what appears to be a pointed tail.

What will you do?

>>18037544
Quite a bit. The artist who drew it was expensive, then the printing itself was about $100 and the pillow a little more than that. Completely worth it though, it's super comfy!

>>18037538
We're all gonna make it.

>>18037541
So not all that dangerous then?

i.e. if you look at the actual numbers then the death rate from dangerous animals in Australia is very low. This is partly due to how many of the dangerous animals live in remote places where they are unlikely to meet people, are not aggressive and thus unlikely to hurt a person, or both. Plus how most people there are educated enough to be able to avoid dangers.

>>18037570
somebody gonna get laid.
probably not me

>>18037555
Never

>>18037555
C93 will have multiple new girls most likely.

>>18037570
Call the police, it looks like that demon just killed someone with her tail.

>>18037570
Be 99% sure that she was looking at someone near or next to me and not worry about it.

>>18037567
>Yes. Various dragons like "Fire Drake", "Frost Dragon", and "Black Dragon" who belongs to extremist are planned, and each of them can spit out different breath. But I can't make such powerful beings show up easily, so please wait.
That last part hurts, I want them all as soon as possible.

How do you like your Kunoichis?

>>18037602
I don't really have a preference.

>>18037570

The fuck is she doing the other side of my street is nothing but empty fields and farm land. Annoyed because she was probably in my way when I went to park.

>>18037491
Nice, looks real comfy.

>>18037583
yeah and then we wait eternally until it get's translated since we need fro KC to release it on kurobine first.

>>18037602

Inexperienced and clumsy.

>>18037570
Assume y presence bothers her and try to avoid contact from that point on.

>>18037602
Loyal, cunning, flexible enough to put her feet behind her head and without a gag reflex.

>>18037579
>>18037590
You know, being dense only works as a defense if you're a harem MC, you two are going to get raped hard.

>>18037618
I am a harem MC

>>18037602
Looking sort of close to Yukikaze but without the NTR.

>>18037619
I don't believe you

>>18037622
Believe it

>>18037602
Satin masked blowjobs,

>>18037621
Who?

>>18037618
>you two are going to get raped hard.
Thats the hope.

>>18037618
less about being dense and more disappointed one to many time

>>18037618
Severe self deprecation is just as good as being a harem mc.

>>18037619
Harem MC's paradox: if you were actually a harem MC you wouldn't even know it.

>>18037621
I really hate that lilithy does manly that, their artist are fucking good but I never mentioned managed to finish one of their games because of that.

>>18037629
This one's getting healed. Healed right through the floor.

>>18037536
Nah, it's still gotta go through the courts. This was an internal vote within the FCC to see if they should go through with it.
It's pretty likely that with all the backlash it's getting it's gonna get stomped like other net neutrality killers before it.

>>18037618
Not dense, just severe self depreciation to the point that the idea of someone being interested in you is seen as completely impossible.
I'd need a monster that's willing to bludgeon through that.

I just want three curvy demon wives, each with red, black, and purple skin respectively. Is that too much to ask?

>>18037602
Tall and thicc.

>>18037643
So you want to get tricked into a contract with Demon triplets?

>>18037643
I SEE BUTTHOLE

>>18037627
The cutest brown ninja design there is. Unfortunately she's trapped in a game with every terrible fetish known to man.
If there was a monster girl with a similar design without all the shit stuff I'd wife her in a heartbeat.
>>18037637
Same, I can't even bring myself to play hers knowing what happens.

>>18037634
Unless your gay, then it turns into a low-key hell for you.

>>18037643
>Three demons
>Only one soul
You'd better be ready to sacrifice a lot of goats.

>>18037648
Nah. My gay isn't a harem protagonist.

>>18037570
>that tail
I didn’t know monsters got periods.

>>18037648

Nah, you'll just alp.

>>18037646
You little shit, you made me paranoid enough to delete it.

>>18037647
>Design 10/10 looking girls for porn purposes
>Shove them into garbage involving terrible fetishes
That redhead from kuroinu deserved far better.

>>18037647
That game is so full of hot girls with great designs that makes me really mad how wasted they are in such shitty fetishes.

>>18037647
She has the lewdest lingerie. Succ approved.

>>18037656
>>18037661
I was making a reference to this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/T6ryU

>>18037672
I got the reference. I was just being a grammar nazi.

>>18037645
>tricked
Sure, let's call it that.

>>18037652
I'm sure one soul is enough.

>>18037674
Sorry, I keep getting your and you're mixed up.

>>18037681
All good ESL-kun. It was mainly for a laugh.

>>18037665
>That redhead from kuroinu deserved far better.
Most of them did, the red head and the brown/blonde elf especially.
I'm used to elves being a meme though.
>>18037668
I wouldn't say it makes me mad so much, just disappointed. Plus there's always fantasies about a Yukikaze lookalike Kunoichi in MGE that has nothing to do with her.
>>18037671
Succs would have so much fun going through porn games and using them as inspiration for outfits.

>>18037602
I don’t

Never let monster girls learn of NTR if you value the safety of humanity

>>18037696
This post is dumb. Monstergirls already reject NTR.

>>18037614
>clumsy, inexperienced kunoichi comes to assassinate you
>appears in front of you in broad daylight because she was too eager about finally having her first mission
>tries to capture you with a ninja rope technique, but accidently manages to tie herself up in some expertly done shibari that squeezes her large breasts together and digs into her crotch
>asks you to wait there and not do anything funny while she tries to untie herself
What do?

>>18037643
I want a loli demon daughterwife with blue or purple skin.

>>18037726
Irumation!

>>18037726
Molestation, of course.

>>18037696
As the other anon noted, they are aware of it. Such behavior likely motivates the extremist faction, but most monsters are mostly in disbelief rather than rage about it.

>Cheating often happens with human couples, but once the monsters get husbands, they never cheat. It is said that they're in half disbelief when they hear about how some human women think nothing of infidelity. The love and lust they have for their husbands isn't just born from emotion; it's deeply engraved in their instinct. No matter how far apart they are from their husband, they can't think about wanting any other man, and even if another man tries to tempt them, they display no interest. On top of that, even if a man were to forcibly rape them, their body will have already changed to belong to their husband alone, so they can't experience physical pleasure from any other man. Their body and heart will never yearn for a man other than their husband, and they never want the mana of someone other than their husband, so it's impossible for their love and desire for their husband to waver.

>>18037726
Help her get untied.

>>18037726
I help untie her of course, I can’t let a woman be seen in public like that.

>>18037737
>they never cheat.
doubt.png

>>18037652
I'm sure if anon was approached by three demons with contracts, he probably has a large enough soul.

>>18037675
>not being Solomon-tier and having 72 demon waifu
Step up your game, anon

>>18037737

Which book is that from?

I tried a google search, but all I got was a bunch of articles about men cheating.

>>18037748
Its one of the fundamental laws of the MGE setting anon, and a source of both criticism and praise for it.

>>18037748
So you want them to be that way?

>>18037748
(You)

>>18037756
>Which book is that from?

World Guide 1: Fallen Maidens

Specifically its in the article about "A Monster's Sense of Values" the latter end of the "view of humans" subsection.

>>18037748

Monsters imprint on their husbands in the MGE setting. The very concept of having sex with a man other then their husband never even occurs to them.

Though based on some of the profiles it seems that monsters are capable of having sex without imprinting on the man.

>>18037758
>>18037766
>implying women are trustworthy

Stop replying to what is either an ignorant newfag or a shitposter.

>>18037778
>Used goods
Well at least KC drew a little inspiration from reality.

>>18037788
Indeed, I'm here to talk about my love of monster girls, not how awful some people think human women are.

>>18037788
He's done this before anon. He's a shitposter.
Just ignore and report.

>>18037731
>kunoichi returns to her village, ragged with stomach bulging with semen, when her master asks her how her it went
>"W-well, it wasn't a successful mission, exactly. My Lady, could I maybe receive a different target?"
>"Absolutely not. We kunoichi pride ourselves on completing each and every task given to us. Now go back and make sure that man is dealt with."
>she groans as she walks off to try and come up with a new plan to defeat you
>the next day she attempts to ambush you on your way home with the wall camoflage technique, not realizing you can see her breasts jutting out from behind the cover
You're not gonna take advantage of the situation again, are you?

>>18037825
>report
Reporting stuff you don't like just get you banned

>>18037829
Gonna nail the sheet to the wall and have some intercrural.

>>18037248
yes, obviously

>>18037836
On the other hand, trolling violates GR 3.

>>18037852
The definition of trolling can also vary by person to person.

>>18037726
This kind of thing is why canon kunoichi don't tend to get an assassination mission until after they have proved their skills on many other types of missions.

If this maid doesn't stop looking at me like that, she's getting a thorough spanking.

>>18037774

>One a monster has a husband the semen from other men is so disgusting to them it makes them throw up

Neat.

>>18037866
Shit, forgot pic

>>18037863
What if she's the monster equivalent of Wimp Lo and was trained wrong, as a joke?

>>18037875
>if he talks to the mailwoman like that again I swear to god

>>18037780
>>>/r9k/

>>18037879
So she'd be given months or potentially years worth of fake missions (i.e. ones that took no skill to succeed at) all for the sake of a joke? Seems a bit much.

A more likely scenario would be an overeager kunoichi out to prove herself decides to increase the difficulty of a mission (i.e. moves to assassinate when she was just supposed to spy on him).

Course for kunoichi an assassination mission is more a marriage mission (hence if they find a guy they like then they will target him regardless of whether he was part of a mission or not), and they tend to retire from active duty once they get the assassination mission (to raise and train the next generation), its like the climax of their ninja career in that sense.

>>18037879
[You Know The Rules]!

>>18037602
Tubby, bottom heavy, and heavily pregnant.

She can be fit and all that to get me

>>18037869
*bonnet-tipping intensifies*

>>18037903
>we trained her wrong, as a joke

>>18037892
What's wrong with talking to the mailwoman?

Joke already made, whoops.

>>18037290
Doesn't sound like a happy relationship to me...

>>18037296
I guess if he's that crazy about it then they'll find a way to make a relationship work.

>>18037304
It would be hard turning down a girl with a 10/10 figure and all the same hobbies/interests because of one appendage. Standards don't lie though.

>>18037931
>Doesn't sound like a happy relationship to me...
Why would you come to MGE for happy relationships?

>>18037892
What, is she going to start barking at her?

>>18037905
Phone posting right now. Promise to do it when I get home

>>18037924
Clearly she's a hussie trying to seduce her master. He doesn't need any sluts, just his faithful maid.

>>18037896
last I checked that place got overtaken by traps for some reason

>>18037953
I'm going to chalk it up to daddy issues.

>>18037931
>I guess if he's that crazy about it then they'll find a way to make a relationship work.
She wears dresses in such a way as having the tail peek out the neck hole with the rest of her hiding under the skirt. It's as he would want.

>>18037934
Because I'm a sad, lonely man that desperately wants affection without having to worry about being cheated on.

>>18037964
she'd only rape him though

>>18037968
It's better than nothing.

>>18037838
>tries to sneak into anon's house through a window to assassinate him
>she gets it open so much, so she has to squeeze through
>manages to get her tits through, but somehow her butt can't fit
>tries to go back out, only now her breasts are keeping her inside
>desperately tries to think of a way out, until she feels something hard coming from behind
Poor kunoichi, she just can't get a break

>>18037614
>>18037726
>>18037737
>>18037981
I imagine her sounding like a mask-less Murakumo from Senran Kagura.

>>18037934
Unless you're a masochist, finding the perfect girl should result in equal happiness. In this world you have to be more selective, but if you're smart and resourceful it can be done. Torture under the guise of "love" isn't very appealing.

>the "I am sad in my own fantasy" fags are back

>>18037996
I liked the idea of a bunch of anons forming an adventuring party so travel around drop off guys to their favored wife.

>>18037999

>>18038004

>>18037602
>Silent, doesn't speak 95% of the time and when she does only to me in very quiet low voice
>Meditative, stoic and dedicated to mastery of body in combat, acrobatic, and especially sexual arts
>Supportive and present even though she's silent as mentioned before, no aversion whatsoever to skin contact, sees her body as my property to fondle and caress whenever and however I see fit
>large but not overwhelming breasts, toned waist, bubble yet firm butt, and toned thick thighs
>Just on the borderline of Yandere, glares with a glint of red in her eyes when a monstergirl gets too close to me by her estimation
>Again stoic and submissive in bed, but when her mask is slowly taken down, shifts to being very timid and passionate, almost whispering out little moans and faint stuttering "I love you"s that only I could ever hear
>Traditionalist Zipanguan, low key disgust for gaijin- almost gets flustered if brought up that I'm not native to Zipangu, brushes it off flippantly

Remember that it's perfectly fine to tell onis next to you on the train how cute they are. Not like anything will happen, right?

>>18037999
that's my secret anon
I'm always sad

>Have pain in testicles
>Get it checked out
>El Cancer Testiclioso
>Can't be removed
>Nads have to be taken out.

Would a monster girl still fall in love with a man if this happened? Purely Hypothetical.

>>18038026
Mamono banana can apparently do just about anything to the human body, so regrowing balls should be no problem. They might even come back bigger than before.

>>18038019
>"Hey."
>"........???!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??"
>"...You look nice."
>"?!??!!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???"

>>18038034
fine one of them got poked out by that one lance lancer has that prevents magical regrowth.

>>18037999

Of course. If I don't start out as a depressed mess a monster can't save me from myself.

It makes the moment that a monster finally breaks through my barriers and convinces me that she actually loves me all the sweeter, but you need to let the misery stew and ferment for a while.

>>18038034
Even outside of MGE, if its a swords and sorcery world with healing magic then such magic makes these questions a bit moot. You'd just have to get access to magic powerful enough to regenerate lost testicles.

>>18038043
All right, assuming regeneration is impossible then I'd say that yes, they could still love the man.

Keep in mind, mana is in the blood and other bodily fluids including saliva so she'd still be able to feed on him. Semen just has the highest concentration.

>>18038026
Ganbatte anon! I hope you’re doing okay! t.Man with balls issues investigating this possibility.

>>18038043
why would lancer do that?

Would she rape me in the middle of the arcade if I tell her to git gud?

Does anything happen if a dhampir bites a human girl?

>>18038078
Who knew that playing so much Yakuza could actually benefit you.

>>18038078
I'd pull a batman tier disappearing act on a wurm on a date just to see how long it would take for her to find me.

>>18038078
She'd flick you with her spooky ghost claws.

>>18038078
is that like a rythm game?

>>18038040
Anon stop you're makeing her fidget so much the train starting to shake!

>>18038089

Why would you do something so mean to a poor little wurm?

>>18038097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGY1gmVZVlo

>>18038097
It's Taiko no tatsujin. So yes it's a rhythm game.

>>18038108
I never been to an arcade and I hear they are becoming extinct in the US,

>>18038103
>"You know, you seem like you work out quite a bit."
>"That's really cool. I think its awesome the limits monstergirls are able to achieve compared to us humans."
>"Is your stop around here? I've been looking to make some new friends in the city. Would you ever like to show me around? I'm sure a cute girl like you is pretty hip around town."
>"Well, my stop is coming up, but here's my number. Give a call sometime, I'd like to get to know you better. See ya."

Reminder to feed your alps daily so that they'll grow into real women.

>>18038150
If anything, I'd over feed her.
She'd be walking around with a big old seed bump.

>>18038065
I'm just hoping to god it's not actually cancer. My left nut is swollen like a plum.

>>18038200

I've had skin cancer before. It wasn't fun let me tell ya. I hope it isn't cancer.

>>18038078
>”You’re right Darling, let’s go home.”
>She uses her spirit claws to hold anon’s hands all the way home.
>By the time they get through the door, Anon is nearly passed out

Has anyone asked KC yet about whether monsters like skeletons and automatons can reproduce?

Remember, its all fun and games until that big, muscled apophis raises an army of mummies to overthrow the pharaoh.

Then the real fun begins.

Got a new Kobold commission done today! Waifu and daughteru with some latex and duct tape. I love how the shine on this one turned out!

>>18038254
I'm pretty sure all undead are incapable of giving birth.

>>18038150
But what if i want an alp that looks like this?

>>18038261
>big, muscled apophis raises an army of mummies to overthrow the pharaoh
This is the fantasy. The reality is a rude tubby apophis whining and fantasizing about victory in her apartment with beer while the Pharaoh is busy ruling and being successful.

>>18038265
But you can never be sure with KC.

>>18038265
You're wrong.

>>18038270
I got nothing against pudgsters but tonight I want a snake with abs.

One that will lead her legions against the pharaoh!

>>18038263
Those suits are horrendous.

>>18038265
Atleast the ones with intact bodies like Wight, Lich and Pharaoh are confirmed to be able to, if she gets enough spirit energy to make her womb run on magic.

>>18038263
Who is the extra tape for though?

>>18038280
If you want a strong muscle snakes, look into Echidnas. Maybe Medusas, they work with stone. Apophises though are just lazy bullies and LARPers and should never be considered a legitimate threat.

>>18038249
>The Wight gave Anon the finishing blow with a hug while having her claws out
>He wakes up in front of a Taiko machine inside her game room
>"Now lets see how good you are while I sip your energy"

>>18038287
Nah, Echidnas are the ones that wait for you at the end of the dungeon.

The Apophis's of old are fearsome and mighty!

>>18038284
It says in the zombie profile that they are more like living monsters created from dead bodies rather than being undead, and I assume that applies to all zombie subtypes. All zombie types can also be created from living women.

>>18038268
why is this image associated with alpfags?is it some gender bender shit? she is good looking and has a nice body but the thought of her being a "alp" ruins it for me.

>>18038061
>including saliva so she'd still be able to feed on him
>to compensate, your monster becomes a total kissuslut, completely hooked on frenching you
Nice

>>18038286
For me, and then for my waifu again.

>>18038254
The only monster that cant give birth as of now is automaton. Probably.

>>18038295
Apophises were never fearsome or mighty. If you want a woman of the desert with power, consider a strong warrior Pharaoh, who asserts her rule with force and skilled tactics. Not a silly old grape snake.

>>18038023
if pocket wisp doesn't stop telling me to kill myself she's going back into the gacha ball

>>18038263
Oh hi KDF

>>18038300
>why is this image associated with alpfags?
It's not. Anon is just saying he wants an alp with a body like hers. That's probably just the image with the closest representation of what anon likes.

>>18038300
It's not, it's just one guy who always posts it in alp conversations.

>>18038311
Make sure to put it next to the gacha Shirohebis.

>>18038312
Hi anon!

>>18038309
This sounds like propaganda.
I want to help the apophis this time and maybe it'll be the pharaoh who ends up a pudgy toy while the apophis is a fit ruler!

>>18038297
skeletons can be created from men and are very distinct form zombies, they have even less a connection with their former self and are mostly like bone Golems created from necromancy, or at least that's how I see them, so that might not apply. Also can Golems become pregnant? as far as I remember that was also a mistery.

>>18038265
For the average undead like zombies the only requirement is to consume enough mana for their womb to regenerate. They will then give birth to the same kind of undead that they themselves are (leading to the in-universe scientists speculating that undead are in fact living organisms that are able to be born from dead bodies as an option rather than a requirement).

We don't have word on special monsters like automaton and such, but KC stating that all existing automaton are ones that were dug up and reactivated and that monsters have no figured out yet how to make new ones (though they will eventually figure it out) implies that they at least cannot reproduce in a conventional way.

>>18038322
She'll just bite you so you fuck her while she starts up a new site in Dwarf Fortress.

>>18038306
If you stick to MGE canon, yes. Although threadcannon would have you believe that they are highly upgradeable, which is an idea that I like to subscribe to because it makes them easier to modify to their users tastes

>>18038263
Doesn’t that hurt the fur when it comes off?

>>18038263
I personally really like this specially the camel toe , also did they tie themselves up?

>>18038306
could she built a smaller version of herself and call it her daughter?

>>18038333
Pudge snake is fine in the modern setting, and I'd spoil her then, but I'm talking ancient times of adventure and sorcery!

>>18038317
>>18038318
Ok nice, so i'm still strait if i'm attracted to her body type right?

>>18038322
Just imagine a /fit/ Pharaoh and a Chubby Apophis titfucking you though.
Imagine being their shared husband, sating their desires and cuddling with them on cold desert nights.
Imagine waking up one day tied to the bed with a bunch of sex enhancers in bowls around the bed and both of your wives looking down at you with heart pupils.
Imagine not being allowed to leave the bed until you knock them both up.

>>18038319
>she gives pocket wisp a death glare so strong the Grim Reaper would be a little scared
>"Heard you telling hubby to kill himself like I wouldn't find out. How about you go die a thousand times, you fucking whore?"
Pocket hebis don't mess around

>>18038337
Christmas Manticore!

She normally has little sense of shame, but this is the night she is giving her vagina virginity to her husband so she is a little self conscious. Just a little.

>>18038344
The only person who can answer that is yourself.

>>18038341
Sure, but deep down she knows the truth.

>>18038335
I agree with the modification things, but putting a mommy module inside herself is just stupid. It's like pumping more babies into an already pregnant monster tier of dumb.

>>18038344
Do you like dick and masculine traits? Then you’re gay.
If you like vagina and feminine traits, then you’re straight.
Everything else is up to interpretation.

>>18038336
That's why the latex is there anon, it protects the fur from the tape! And it's not like they have fur on their faces either, no thank you sir.

>>18038338
The implication I wanted shown here was that my waifu tied our daughteru and gagged herself, and then she's offering me the rest of the tape for me and her.

>>18038045
And if she never comes?

>>18038345
Oh I'd love that, I'm just wanting something new this time with the roles reversed.

I would definitely push the /fit/ one to put on serious muscle while the pudgster ends up a big, soft trophy

>>18038345
>Imagine not being allowed to leave the bed until you knock them both up.

Anon! You know not the consequences of what you speak! I mean that could take years!

>>18038337
I want to get a manticore butt-drunk by pouring a whole bottle of wine into her tailpussy!

>>18038337
Does this artist even have a gallery?

>>18038337
>no BIG MEATY PAWS
See, now this is a manticore I can get behind, which I'll probably have to because she pulls me around the house with her tail gripping my dick.

Did anon ever get his pizza?

>>18038357
One of these days you’re going to go too far and all three of you will be bound with no way to free each other.

>>18038363
>she pulls me around the house with her tail gripping my dick.
Good man anon, a real man knows that a Manticore's tailpussy is the best kind of leash.

>>18038362
fiship.tumblr.com

>>18038364
When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie thats Amore.

>>18038372
Anon that's how you get pink eye.

>>18038356
>Spoiler
I sit on a lot of fences, but being bi is definitely not one of them.

>>18038358
That alp is quite literally asking to be raped if she flashes me like that. Gonna pump her with enough cum to turn her into a sexy little shortstack AND get her pregnant with no less than triplets

>>18038363
Her paws are now proportioned like human hands.

>>18038358

Then I'll die alone. Just like in real life

>>18038366
See, in my headcanon we'd always have magical failsafes in place for exactly this reason, so if any of us were in true danger the failsafes would go off and free us. I know it might sound silly and unrealistic, but otherwise I'd have too much anxiety about anything bad happening so I just have to assume it's possible for the ultimate dream.

>>18038356
While men can get muscles easier and faster than women I don't think that muscles are necessarily masculine, specially if combine with feminine traits such as breast and wide hips.

>>18038349
I'll get a set of gacha fairies to mediate things

Pauldrons and epaulettes need to be drawn on more off-profile MGE girls.

>>18038389
Shouldn't there be a type of monster specifically for supervising potentially dangerous sexual activities?

>>18038352
>tfw no muscular, scarred monster to treat like the woman she is, even if she gets flustered and claims she's not feminine at all

>>18038400
The best.
Especially when its an oni or lizardman

>>18038337
At least when they're playing up their "oh yeah, I totally still eat human flesh" angle I think the start of that Ninja Sex Party song about manticores makes a great manticore intro theme. Albeit the later parts they probably wouldn't like.

>Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast
>With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
>On human flesh it feast
>Standing over 10 feet tall No man escaped its roar (ROAR!)
>Behold, my friends and foes alike The dreadful
>Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

>>18038394

What's with the aversion to pants?

Not that I'm complaining, it's my fetish.

>>18038398
I mean, there might be, but it's not we're going to hire someone else to watch us whenever we'd want to do something more hardcore anon, that just wouldn't be comfy at all. I was thinking more of enchantments on everything that are coded to our vitals and emotions and stuff.

>>18038405
Many MGE species forgo undergarments.

>>18038405
>cunny_model_convention.png

>>18038392
I think that would just add to the problem
>"Shut your damn faces! I was hubby's first! He got me out of the machine before all of you other lowly sluts! I wish he'd thrown you in the trash where you belong!"
Don't underestimate a hebi's obsession, no matter their size

>>18038405
I got this weird urge to put pants on them.

>>18038391
I feel like abs and showy muscles are masculine, while just a hard body can be either. Combining the two can end up with something slightly disgusting too, see that Ochi art.

>>18038360
That's the idea anon.
That's also why they paid a powerful mage to cast a time dilation field on the room. That way they can fuck for years and only only an hour will pass. They'll only age an hour too.

>>18038403
I wonder, if you lick and caress an Oni's scars enough, do they turn into erogenous zones? The marks of past battles now giving her great physical pleasure.

>>18038413
Kill yourself

>>18038423
Maybe.
Lord knows I'd trace them.

I'd also want to press her against the wall for once just to give her some suprise anal.

>>18038426
>He's triggered by cunny
How juvenile. You have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan.

>>18038400
Exactly.

>>18038422
The hyperbolic sex chamber!

>>18038337
Dear God, she's perfect.

>>18038422
It's called Pandemonium anon, and it already exists in MGE lore.

>>18038430
>just sticking it in her big toned ass is all it takes
>this monster girl who could easily lift ten times your weight loses all strength, unable to do anything but pound her against the wall
>after you cum deep inside her and pull out, her powerful legs can't even support her anymore and she slumps to the ground
>even though she nearly breaks your pelvis later that night, you notice that many of the pants she wears around the house now have holes right where her backdoor is

What do you think it would feel like to be trapped underneath a Tritonia's "foot"?

Do you think it might feel nice?

Asking for a friend.

>>18038454
>Nipples
You fool.

>>18038454
It'd be all slimy under there anon.

>>18038385
Never give up hope, anon. Though it wouldn't hurt to get comfortable with the feelings of hopelessness and despair

>>18038449
Perfect, especially if some of them have hearts and she's heart pupiling when I do that.

>>18038263
Hot.

>>18038414
She can't stay mad at the fairies for long

>>18038457
I take that as a yes.

>Pleasure runes
>They're almost exclusively seen as tattoos on the skin, although recent developments in Sabbath magic also allow them to be embroidered in items of clothing.
>since demonic energy is needed to use them, they can only be used by monsters
I wonder if that means you can have pleasure runes all over the clothes human women wear then they active when a monster gets near them.

>>18038474
>I wonder if that means you can have pleasure runes all over the clothes human women wear then they active when a monster gets near them.
Oh god, I can dust see a series of MG youtube channels centered on pranks with this.