/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be hanging out with your gyaru onee-chan and her friends
>she has you sit right next to her while she talks and jokes around with her friends, your head resting against one of her boobs while her arm is wrapped around your waist
>then you feel her hand palm your bulge, rubbing it as her arm pulls you even closer to her body
>once you're huge dick, supplimented with lots of DE from her, is straining against your zipper, she undoes your pants and lets your girth flop out, all while maintaining her conversation
>she jerks you off right there in front of her friends but no one seems to mind
>just before you cum she puts her hand in front of the tip, catching most of what you shoot out
>she nonchalantly licks her hand clean and it's like nothing happened

Aw fuck I goofed the thread title
should someone make another or are we good?

>>18024794
Hot damn. What a messy mage.

>>18024789
I hope Anon gets lost in a Greater Demon of Gluttony's Food Court. With an outlet dedicated to every kind of cuisine, food or beverage you can imagine.

>>18024800
Just leave it. It should be pretty obvious what the thread is without the title

>>18024794
Would be better if she caught it all in a magic condom and then sipped it the rest of the conversation.

>>18024794
Dark Magician Girl is pure.

>>18024794
Reminder that if your Dark Mage Onee-san looks like a Gyaru Dark Magician Girl you are required by law to spend all your time impregnating her.

What is it about Hellhounds that makes them so perfect?

>>18024894
they're perfect, that's what makes them so

Everyone remember to do your best to break down some barriers today.
Also talk more about Wendigo religion, that was fun.

>>18024894
Bad Dogs are irresistible!

You are going to get your waifu a donation to the human fund in their name for the holidays, right?

We need warm and comfy to drive back the Yukis and Ice Queens.

>>18024869
>be playing vidya in your room when your gyaru onee-chan kicks in the door wearing a police uniform
>she pulls out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, saying "What have we here? A naughty lawbreaker? If you don't hurry and start filling me up right now, I'll have to place you under arrest and lock you up. In my room, of course~"

>>18024974
At night, I hear Ice Wolves howling! These are dangerous times!

>>18024974
Warm and comfy yetis

>>18024974
How's this?

>>18024974
Plump yetis that provide extra warmth and comfort?

>>18024920
Sorry, but I have to give money to some very important research
>be at a seminar your lich wife is presenting at, looking for funding
>"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to start by introducing Mr. Anon."
>some average looking dude strolls on stage
>"And the succubus looking to court him."
>a feral looking succubus is carted out in a cage
>"ANON, I LOVE YOU! GET OVER HER AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE I RAPE YOU INTO THE GROUND!"
>Anon was cleaning out his ears, so he didn't hear a word
>"Anon is completely oblivious to her every attempt to seduce him, his density rivaling any material known to man. Your initial thought is probably 'why hasn't she just raped him yet?' Please observe"
>she presses a button that causes the cage to open, and everyone recoils at the imminent pelviseration
>the succubus charges Anon only to slam into an invisible wall six inches away from him
>"As you can see, Anon's mental density has formed a solid psychic barrier around him that only allows inanimate objects or those not attracted to him, like myself, through."
>"HANDS OFF MY MEAT, WHORE!"
"At current we don't know why this happens, but with your support, we might be able to help those suffering from the effects of density like this poor soul."
>the succubus has sunk to her knees, smushing her face against the barrier, crying as she repeats "Anon's cock, Anon's cock, Anon's cock," over and over

>>18025016
Reminder that somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse are Yetis who cling to human boy dakis and cry themselves to sleep.

>>18025052
don't make me feel sad

>>18025037
I want a harem of Liches.

>I am the bone of my sword
Does this count as a proposal of marriage to a Cursed Sword?

>>18025037
Harem MCs don't deserve love. They should be given a place to live out the rest of their pathetic lives in peace, like the Gobi Desert or Antarctica.

>>18025054
You not liking it doesn't make it any less true anon.
Imagine getting pinned to your bed and raped by one in the wake of the portals opening, only to wake up and see her on the other side of the bed watching you like a hawk almost like she's terrified that if she looks away you'll vanish.

>>18025064
Can men that aren't harem MCs get that same fate?

>>18025064
>Drenched pharaohs
>Slushy ice queens
Nowhere is safe.

Spider butts.

>>18025069
Only if you're caught in an after-school club surrounded by cute girls, a large house without parental supervision or one of the other seditious lurks of harem MCs.

>>18025071
I would be more worried about the Mongolian Death Worms than any lost Pharaohs.

>>18025063
Probably. On an unrelated note:
>"Master cleaved through all those bandits because he had ME you tin plated skank!"
>"Well Master shrugged off all their attacks because I was there to protect him you half-folded floozy!"
>Anon sighs as his Cursed Sword and Living Armor began squabbling for the fourth time that hour.
>Some days he regretted going into that tomb. If he hadn't that cult wouldn't have forced him into the idol of their old master and he never would've been stuck with the ancient tyrant's weapons brought to life.
>Other days he just accepted it and made a mental note that if they argued again he'd tell them no dick that night for either of them.

>>18025083
But anon, what if you're the club's exclusive cum pump?

>>18025086
That's immoral and proper disciplinary action will be taken shortly.

>>18025090
This is oppression of Bicorns and Nurarihyon.

>>18024794
If I had a gyaru onee-san I'd actually fix her ways, maybe with the help of some mindflayers and hakutakus. I don't want her to become a dumb slut that can't live on her own.
I'd use other gyarus as onaholes though.

>>18025083
What is Eros' stance on harem MCs that aren't dense?

>>18025140
>"I'll give my onee-san corrective brain surgery so she won't be a dumb slut!" says the anon who then immediately proves himself a dumb slut.

>>18025163
How does helping her be normal make me a dumb slut?

>>18025170
How can you pretend to know what's right for your sister if you'd pump and dump other shota's onee-chans?
You're not living your life correctly.

>>18025159
Men wothy of prasie
Just like men with only one wife, as long as love prevails, who gives a shit?

Heaven or hell?

>you will never be coiled by an echidna

>>18025195
why not both?

>>18025193
But can he love each and every one of his waifus with equal love, attention and devotion? I suspect that'd be a big factor in the equation.

>>18025195
>condoms
>with MGs
Hell for sure, that angel is asking to be corrupted.

>>18025197
>you will never father various subspecies with an Echidna
>your Black Diablos second daughter will never playfight with your Gold Rathian little daughter

>>18025195
Why not both?

>>18025174
I know what's right because I am her brother and we've seen what happens to those poor girls that go down that path.
And I guess you're right, maybe I should try to fix some of the other girls as long as there was a bit of hope left in them.

lolioni crying while holding an open bag of doritos.

>>18025200
Having a diablos daughteru must be hell. Especially if she's the one that really loves volcano cacti.

>>18025224
You have no idea. Her screams for the first 6 months kept the entire city block awake.

>>18025223
But what is it trying to express?

>>18025228
>Teasing diablos daughteru
>Keep holding her horns when she tries to jump you and poke her tail a bit
>She starts huffing some smoke
>"Oh shit"
>fast REEEEEEEE followed by her fucking the floor up and digging

>>18025197
Is she coiled around a woman?

>>18025174
Reminder that there is nothing wrong with having sex with someone else's sister as long as they aren't married. And if they aren't you should fix that.

last birbpost until I either finish kitsune or make lotsa lewds of birb

>>18025302
>that ass
>make lots of lewd
Yes. Fuck yes. I feel in love with this birb and her butt, I want to sit her on my lap and sniff her hair while doing lewd scent play.

Did the Nekomata hide her mask?

>>18025324
I want to slam that basilisk while gazing into her beautiful eyes

>>18025331
You know that their eyes cause temporary, lewd paralysis, right? You'll need to build up a powerful resistance to do that.

>>18025323
I'm pretty boring when it comes to lewds, but I'll see what I can come up when I do

>>18025348
I'm sure they will look great, even if it's just lewd poses, undewear sniffing, masturbating or mating. Ganbare, anon.

>>18025037
>A succubus who is truly in love with a dense man mindbreaks herself

>Big fat cuddle cat laying on the couch with some snacks and shitposting because her husband's at work.

How would other girls deal with their husband being away at work?

>tfw no anal addict Kikimora who can't start the day without an anal creampiie

>>18025402
By taking care of the house or hanging out with her friends.

>>18024789
Title your shit right and quit trying to evade my filter.

>>18025016
Yetis swimming in a frozen lake to get cold, shaking, and horny so she can seek husband's warmth and hug him tight

I keep feeling sad that I'm not a monster girl. How do I deal with this feeling?

>>18025434
What are you, gay

>>18025434
Maybe try finding true, unconditional love?

>meanwhile at the conference room of MGindustries.
>All the attendances are getting bored of waiting dinnering to happen
>The room suddently turns pitch black...

>From the dark, a voice comes and says

>Presenting today Kiki S
>Compact, lightweight and most importantly able to fit into any tight places. Perfect for those lonely masters that live in departments or single rooms or need support while on their travels.
>Just deploy her when you need her services, headpat her head a bit just like this and watch how the chores get done.
> Kiki S will be available at stores this Christmas at your closest Maidstore.
> Kiki S "maid for you".

>>18025465
>Order Kiki S
>Get a tall sadistic kiki instead because of some mixup.

Oh no!

>>18024789
>no title
>>18025408
>using filters
What a big baby.

>>18025023
>sleeping together doesn't have to lead to sexual intercourse

>>18025465
I don’t want no pocket maid. I want that chubby Kikimora who’s picked on at Maid Central because she was raised by a Troll family.

>>18025483
RIP Anon. He was too dense for this world.

>>18025483
>Order Kiki Surprise
>An alp comes in the mail instead
What do?

>>18025514
I want a pocked watch kiki 2bh

>>18025483
>Get a tall sadistic kiki instead because of some mixup.
No problem with that.

>>18025483
If you don’t want her I’ll take her. She sounds perfect for getting me to be motivated!

>>18025465
You guys are smalltime. You’ve had to put money into research to shrink Kikimoras down to fit tight spaces, when my Shoggoth maid already does that and she’s taller than me!
>Checkmate Kikimoras.

>>18025538
Make her my maid, although generous application of meat will be needed

>>18025561
Do Kikis turn their masters into literal balls of flesh that only has thoughts about sex?

Your move

What varieties of Kikimora are showcased in this magazine?

>>18025387
Dear god, that succubus looks like she's begging for some intense hand-holding missionary position sex for the purpose of procreation, under the covers with the lights on so we can look into each others eyes. Would waifu

>>18025586
Yes.

>>18025195
Get both, purify hell and defile heaven

>>18025569
Fat booty alps were made to be groped

>>18025586
All of them. It’s pratically a porno mag that doubles as a catalog of the maids at Maid Central.

>>18025586
My Kiki leg fetish is firing up again. Also, I would imagine there are kikis of all kinds in there. A scarred kiki that used to work for a yakuza family, a shortstack kiki that gets embarrassed when her master helps her reach things on the top shelf, and even a delinquent that never does any work during the day because she secretly does it all before her master wakes up.

>>18025586
I don't know. I just read the articles.

>>18025603
This is true, but they also need big titties to grope as well. Gotta balance out the molestation across an alp's body.

>>18025603
Oh, a fat booty isn’t all she’ll have

>>18025614
Barbs interpretation of Kikimora legs should be official.

Books should be official.

>>18025636
Her scales look so smooth and her feathers so fluffy and soft. How can someone who loves kikis not want to rub their faces on those legs?

Guys.
Pure gyaru Kikimora.

>>18025661
>Pure gyaru
"No." Full gyaru or nothing.

>>18025667
Read Gal Gohan and then think about how bad your taste is.

>>18025683
You mean that manga where every other girl is better than the main girl?

>>18025696
OHHHHHHH Banter you are absolutely right tough

>>18025683
Currently reading the first chapter. Looks good so far.

>>18025661
I doubt any sort of gyaru would be a good cleaner. since I would make a mess out of her and the house as soon as she did any progress in cleaning the mess

>>18025724
This. The only time she’d get things clean is when I’m at work. Other than that I’m fucking that gyaru pussy until we both can’t walk.

>>18025661
>spends most of her time cleaning and polisging her nails as well as talking on the phone instead of cooking or cleaning the house
Would fire or only use her to clean my cock.

>>18025661
Tell me more of this wonderful creature anon!
Would she have a leopard print maid uniform?
Would she only wear thongs?
Does her carpet match her drapes?

>>18025402
What board would fatcat shitpost on?

>>18025840
/ck/ obviously.

>>18025840
Any but /v/, /tg/, and /pol/.
Maybe /a/, enough to keep herself entertained till she does some vidya or I get home

>>18025402
Gonna stick my face in her ass when I get home as she smugs and says “what took ya so long, nya ha ha”
>>18025840
/fit/
/a/
/tv/

>>18025849
But Any but /v/, /tg/, and /pol in particular.

Don’t know how I mistyped that.

>>18025845
How would she even do that?
Post fried food she wants to eat and claim ‘it’s da best!”?

Would a gyaru Wight be shunned by her peers?

>>18025867
Yep. Every other royalty would look down on her and she'd probably be stripped of her title.

>>18025850
Anon, I don’t know if planting your face in fat feline fanny will end the shitposting or make it stronger

>>18025870
Would she also be stripped in a literal sense?

>>18025873
>a Cheshire will never sit on your face while she shitposts on monchan

>>18025867
Undead royalty are ranked by beauty and grace.
If the beauty is questionable and the grace is nonexistent, expect demotions.

>This kills the meido.

>>18025876
All you can hope to do is eat her out for thread quality sake, although she may just snap and post a picture of her ‘lovely boy toy’

>>18025661
>"Master, there's, like, one last thing in the house that I need clean. It's, like, totally huge, hard and could use a good polishing. Lucky you I'm great at spit-shines."
>she actually doesn't mean your dick
I want that kind if kiki, but damn would my boner be confused.

>>18025434

> try to help kiki clean up around the house
> move on to polishing doorknobs
> " Master, you're doing it wrong. Here, give me your hand. Now, we do it just like this. Up and down. Rotate some, but not too much. Up and down. You'd think that you would be good at this motion by now, master. "

>>18025882
That sounds heavenly. Especially if it’s a pic of you but with her still sitting on you.
“The weak should fear the strong... and fat-assed”

>>18025890
This is why the rest of /jp/ hates us.

>>18025891
Cheeky Kikis get a spanking.

>>18025434
Are you a grill? If so what Monstergirl would you like to transform into?
If you’re a male, then good luck on the alping I hope you like being bullied.

>>18025434
Would a monster wife that temporarily alps you to spice things up in the bedroom be going too far?

>>18025875
She already is.

>>18025901
>Fat ass is right, I’ve seen orcs thinner than you! Eat a salad!


And then the cycle begins anew

>>18025873
>"is anyone eating YOU out right now anon? Nya ha ha, my ass is too big for me to even hear him!"
Chesh shitposting would be weird

>>18025907
A NU CHEEKI KIKI IV DAMKE

>>18025917
I have literally only seen one truly monsterouse and good cosplay

>>18025917
The fuck is that shit

Shortstacks should know better than to be smug. It raises their chances if being raped and cumflated exponentially.

>>18025917
You laugh, but they already seem to be demonstrating a better command of “if you don’t like some parts just ignore it” better than some here.

>>18025928
They probably ignore it all because it's sexist and shit like that, not the same type of problem

I want to wander into gyaru Wonderland.

>>18025916
>>18025918
>”Salad? Sure thing! Hey anon, toss me a salad, would ya? Nye hee hee! Skinny bitches can’t even compete, right honey? ...ah, sweet silence~”

>>18024807
But I need to diet. Having a literal devils advocate offering me food seems counterproductive.

>>18025928
>some parts
>vs literally all

>>18025926
That's exactly why they do it though.

>>18025935
NO! You will BE RAPE BY DEMONS!
>There was a time when anon believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.

>>18025935
>gyaru Wonderland
I’m not to big on Wonderland, but if there was a gyaru version, I’d move there in a heartbeat.
You know what’s better? Gyaru Undead Kingdoms.

What do you get a daughter who has everything?

>>18025935
My Hatter wife would never besmirch her noble aesthetic for something so trashy!

>>18025935
Wocks would be proud to wear gyaru stuff

>>18025934

>>18025945
A day out with Dad. Bond with her by going to the places she likes to go and showing her you care.

>>18025945
A little sister.

Please fuck off with your /v/ outrage culture.

>>18025960
Who are you talking to?

>>18025241
How many women do you know who wear wife beaters? AND lack breasticles?

>>18025951
As oxhorn once said bringing real world political stuff when analyzing a work of fiction just brings in a lot of baggage that may not even apply to the setting.

>>18025949
Gyaru fashion is pretty boner inducing, gyarus themselves are meh.

>>18025918
monchan would be filled with monstergirls showing off what they did with their husbandos.

Gyaru Amazoness.

>>18025962
The voices in my head

>>18025969
Would go for a quickie.

>>18025918
That it, although those bottoms are for playing with.

>>18025936
>Her salads are covered in dressing and have a lot of salmon on them

>>18025962
The guy posting screenshots of people being retards who will never affect this thread or its subject matter in any way.
Unless, of course, you hunt down their stupidity on purpose so that you can get mad that idiots are being idiots.

>>18025920
[Cue for slavic hardbass music]

DAMN YOU INTERNET

>>18025974
>her salad is once piece of lettuce
>has a massive sandwich right next to her
This cat spoils herself rotten

>>18025945
LOTS of cummies.

>>18025920
Yes that's definitely a spanking.

>>18025983
You know it.
Damn that smug purple cat is asking for a prone bone while she shitposts and eats that sandwich

>>18025969
Go on...

>>18025972
There is nothing quick about pelvis breaking snu snu.

>>18026003
She's a gyaru, anyone could make quick work of her unless they were a shota or didn't know any tricks.

>>18025983
>”:3 husbaaaaand...”
>God dammit don’t you fucking say it-
>”I can haz chees-“
And then the husband snapped and heavily throatfucked her for a full hour.

>>18026014
No kitty, that's a bad kitty!

>>18025994
Knowing her she’d livestream it.
>”Amazing... haaaahn... so big... meaty... mmnf, can barely fit, a-Aah!”
>”Nyeheh, and you’re not bad either honey!”

>>18026014
This is why anyone that wants to live happy fulfilling and productive life needs to stay the fuck away from wonderland and its denizens.

Nereids deserve more love.

>>18026032
Humins can breath under water, and you know that.

>>18026029
Not true! My Hatter wife is a patrician of the arts, and rates self-betterment quite highly! Even if she does insist on handjobs into her tea every few hours!

>>18026032
They are basically undines without the Elemental magic bonus.

>>18026035
>Even if she does insist on handjobs into her tea every few hours!
That sounds like addictive behavior anon, are you sure your waifu is ok?

>>18026026
She probably saves them as webm files with sound just to post them in spoilers.

She also probably has a P’orc Following

>>18026043
Don't introduce monchan to Wisps. She'll get jelly of all the happy couples there and takes it out on her husband or some unfortunate victim.

Wilmarina did nothing wrong.

>>18026040
She’s not an addict! Never mind she also uses it for moisturizer and shampoo, it’s a part of her culture!
Oh dear...

>>18026057
>Anon, why do you never do things to my ass like that cat’s husband does for hers?

>>18026061
And casual alcoholism isn't part of western culture? Anon your wife needs an intervention!

>>18026061
>Hatter’s regular tea party guests confront her at the next one with her husband present
>”Madam Hatter, you have a problem!”
>”Yes, yes, verily so Mrs. Hatter!”
>”You aren’t getting nearly enough cum from your husband!”
>”Yes madam, you must take charge and increase intake at least threefold!”
>”Ah, my friends- you are of course quite right. Come, Husband, I place no blame but on myself- hurry up and paint me white!”
>A chorus of “hooray!” springs up from the table

>>18026070
>”Mmph frrrgh mmmphf!!!!”
>”Oh that’s right, because I chained and gagged you to the bed. Hehe~ silly me~”

>>18024894
M A T I N G
S E A S O N
That's what makes every dog/cat/fox/wolf girl etc. just so perfect.

>>18026074
Then an intervention she shall receive!
>>18026076
Ah! There! Problem solved! Remember, in Wonderland down is up and up is up her ass!

>>18026089
That includes centaurs doesn’t it?

I had this idea of a monster holding on to an old music box, but I can't seem to flesh out the idea

>kitsune
>plump body
>very old and powerful
>arrogant
>loves tobacco
>loves booze
>turns into a turbo-slut when drunk
perfection

The Paladin-chan meme is retarded. Most human women in Order-led countries would probably be encouraged to remain barefoot and pregnant, with girls like Wilmarina being special cases.

>>18026100
Wasted potential, the main girls were shit and you couldn't have relationships with the side ones, only sex.

>>18026100
If you wanna split hairs, perhaps “Paladin” specifically isn’t the right term, but in the extra works it’s shown there are plenty of female knights, heroes and women-at-arms.
Regardless, it’s the Order. It’s just a literary device to provide fresh chumps, stop looking into it so much.

>>18026095
Yeah those are known for getting into heat pretty badly too, but who cares about some dumb, smelly horses?

>>18026101
I feel like I've seen this being posted before.

>>18026115
Posted the exact same thing yesterday

>>18026059
I’m surprised the battle-lovers never wrote anything for her. She has the pedigree and air of a strong, tactful warrior. Sure, not Lilim levels, but her monsterization did probably make her very strong considering the source.

Does the DL have a “Ive come to bargain” scene with the Fallen God when she visits to work out details for a cooperation, or do they get along as casual equal friends?

>>18026125
Because she only cares about getting boned by Elt.

>>18026133
>DL and her husband visit Pandemonium
>all manner of Dark Monstergirls try and fawn over the Hero as he walks aside his wife
>he angrily scoffs and pulls his Blessed Sword of Everlasting Purity a bit out of his sheathe, and they cow away
>DL smirks and calls over her shoulder as they keep walking
>”If you think THAT sword is impressive~”
>Hero blushes only slightly and continues on with her

>>18026142
I want more stories of the DL and her husband. There could be some fun stuff there.

What does everyone like to imagine her looking like?

>>18026100
This is still part of my backlog, too many things to watch/play.

>>18026145

>>18026145
Multiple forms.
Her usual form is a pretty unassuming (relatively) Lilim kind of look, but gorgeous in every way.
Her “True Demon Lord” form is black onyx skin, white phosphorus hair, towering and menacing while still being gorgeous in an intimidating way. She prefers not to use it and seems to imply her everyday form is more of what she looked like pre-ascension.

>>18026125
Battle lovers?

Harpies are beautiful and feathers are almost as good as fur, but how do they live with no hands?
It seems too great a disability in a human world.

>>18026162
https://youtu.be/FHLBhNAft74

>>18025951
Xantcha was probably the most notable person from the entire site, the only known MG writefag I could vouch for having a genuine sparkle of literary talent too.

>>18026096
How about it was something a succubus got when she was human. and when she finds a male humming the tune she gets to know him?

>>18026101
This is the fourth thread in a row you’ve posted this. Just because you keep saying it doesn’t make it true.

>>18026167
But how do you do that with talons?
You're just asking for rends down your car door.

>>18026173
Sometimes it does

Friendly reminder that if you aren't planning to give your daughterus their White Christmas this year in any way possible, then you are basically a communist.

>>18026164
How exactly does magic work in the MGE universe? I know demons and succubi and the sort can use Demonic Energy and Mamonobama to bend reality to their will, but what about humans? Is there any way a human could harness magical power without turning into a sex fiend?

I may or may not be asking because I’m writing a story about a roving fellowship of magi.

>>18026026
>"You see, (chew) due to my ample size, I'm able to comfortably eat this BLT while my dear little husband (chew) fills me up, unlike those skinny little sluts who'd break after the first thrust, nyaha~"

>>18026188
There’s probably some sort of duality system where magic either comes from the gods or the Demon Lord. So sex based magic or magic that at least draws itself from mamano is probably quite strong and potent at this point in history. Magic from the chief god is probably really weak, hence all he heroes she’s desperately blessing being pushovers. Magic from other gods, results may vary.
That’s all speculation; KC was working on a book that goes in depth into how magic works, but it’s not out yet.

>>18026193
God she’s perfect. What a smug fat cat. I’d be so horny when she calls me her little boy toy while dominating me with that ass nonchalantly whilst doing something else like streaming.

>>18026193
>>18026201
In the wise words of Gabe: I like girls who fuck back.

>>18026209
So you’d rather an active, nympho Werecat who insists on intense ‘workout sessions’ after her morning jog?

>almost 2018
>still no Yupiel mistress
I don't know how much longer I can go on like this...

>>18026156
>Black onyx skin
>"They have pale skin and pure white hair, which they share in common with the Demon Lord and red eyes full of demonic energy." in the lilim profile
>pale skin

>>18026183
Nobody here has daughterus, anon. Neither have you. Just like you don't have a waifu outside of your wet fantasies. You're just sitting here, posting rubbish with a bunch of fellow lonely losers.

>>18026161
I'm guessing he means people like Beast

>>18026215
But forms anon! Forms!
Just imagination is all.

>>18026188
>I know demons and succubi and the sort can use Demonic Energy and Mamonobama to bend reality to their will
I'm not sure it's exactly like that. Human men produce Mana, which works similarly to standard fantasy mana, women produce less mana than men and therefore corrupt faster see the MGE books for more info . Monsters produce DE instead of mana but they work in similar ways. What happens when one turn into an incubbus is that DE enter the body and changes the way the body produces Mana, making it more plentiful or cuts the production of mana completely and turn the men into an alp
in case he was a massive fag. IN case of mosnternization the little to no mana production women have is turned into DE prodution making then into monster. All monster are connected to the demon lord in some way, so increasing the number of monsters or increasing their power makes the demon lord stronger. this is a bare bones description so read the Book on the wiki fro more info. I also probably overlooked a few things.

>>18026195
I really doubt it, as far as we know magic comes from individuals and not the Gods, mana and DE is also produced by individuals.

>>18026216
>Nobody here has daughterus, anon
I'm not him, but I take offense to that anon!

>>18026230
KC drops lines all the time about how monsters can use polymorph spells, levitation spells, and all sets of magic prior to getting a husband, and succubus can even create Rooms that are like pocket dimensions prior to landing their man. I don’t think it’s all dependent on men for a source of magical power. Unless they’re fucking men prior to meeting their husband (which plenty are, to be sure) in order to build up magic power.
More realistically it probably just hasn’t been fully fleshed out yet hence KC working on that book.

>>18026243
They use their own power, MGs do get more powerful having sex with men since they get injected with mana, but you have to remember that they can produce DE which exactly mamono mana. They con consume and live of Regular men produced man but they don't need to.

>>18026225
I pretty sure nobody comes close to Beasts love of fighting.

>>18026253
>>18026243
They sort of spell DE and mana produce might or might not be different but they are basically the same thing.The only dfeernec is that DE can "corrupt" evolve humans and feed incubuses while mana can strengthen MGs and feed them. MG don't need mana to create spells and neither do men need DE but it surely helps.

>>18026162
Well Gandharvas have a little something so they can play their stringed instruments. It's peculiar that the rest of the harpies dont have something similar. Harpies in general don't wear much in the way of clothing with Crow Tengu being the exception. Besides that they usually live up in the mountains anyway.

>>18026243
Human magic is largely dependent on men, but the mana they produce similarly to Monster girls is usually just scattered on the air, and is usable by any mage, so there's no barrier for human women become mages. Also Monsters produce DE and use that to do spells so yeah they aren't dependent on en.

>>18026145
>first son finally born to the DL and her husband, a natural born Incubus
>He has 637 older sisters who all rush home to meet and dote on him

>>18026201
She’d probably be purring when you get ‘rough’


>>18026193
Yep, filling her up

>>18026283
>637 instances of being pulled aside and told “Don’t worry. I’m your ~cool~ older sis. You ever need anything, you come to me first!”

>>18026284
Then I want my head smothered and stuffed between her breasts right up to her chest whenever she purrs so I can feel her smug satisfaction.

Is this place still full of Texans or did they move on?

>>18026300
Oh? Having her pin you while she posts?
She may post such screen caps

>>18026164
a few of those posts were some of my best non writefag contribution to the threads.

Who is this supposed to be? https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66257910

>>18026201
What about squeezing her soft bits while she livestreams vidya?

>>18026307
>Look at my twerp husband get smothered under all this sexy girlcurves lol
>I love him though <3 <3 <3 skinny bitches will never get to experience this~

>>18026303
We are working anon.

>>18026303
I'm still a Texan and I'm still here anon, I don't think I'll ever leave.

>>18026255
What would you like to see out of Beast and the other Battle lovers?

>>18026283
100 in a 1000 years, so at least more 5000 years until the Demon Lord's plan is completed... Probably enough time for me to get a a wife without fear of competition.

>>18026316
Both hands just full on hard deep groping the whole time, and her leaning her head back for a deep tongue kiss during loading screens.
Her viewers are going to be seeing some serious skindentation as I flat out bully her body with my clawing hands.

>>18026303
Why would we leave?
The cows down the street haven't turned into Holstaurs yet so I have no reason to go outside.

>>18026332
Stuff from the early DL days, maybe even the Hero’s invasion into her lands and him discovering something seems different about the monsters.

>>18026337
Cows and Holstaurs could both exist at the same time, right?
Would be cute to see a Holst gently taking care of an actual cow as part of her farm duties.

>>18026332
Beast needs to do more burning edge.
I want Nadia to fight allredy.

>>18026332
>>18026348
>Battle lovers will never team up to write early DL/mid-ascension involving both individual fights and army fights

>>18026314
Tagged as MGE but no race that I recognise, huh.

>>18026353
Yeah I don't see why not, and I'd actually prefer it that way, I'd really really love to have my waifu but I'd still like to be able to have steaks if that happens.
And yeah I 100% agree, monster girls with their animal counterparts are super cute.

>>18026376
Can you imagine a genki Kobold and an excited dog meeting each other?

>>18026323
A master of her craft

>>18026335
>"See folks, what you need is a good man who can relieve stress in more ways than one~"
Not an inch of her is safe from squeezing

>>18026399
>>18026323
>>18026335
I wonder what the quiet, middle-of-the-night moments are like with a cat like this.

>>18026392
> Kobolds can completely understand dogs
> there's a TV show called Dog Court where dogs, with their Kobold interpreters, hold their owners accountable for things such as "pretending to throw the ball", "blowing in the dog's face", and "not letting the dog sleep in the bed with you". The Kobolds and dogs both treat these as grave crimes.
Common settlement is a handful of kibbles and a dozen belly rubs.

I want to force feed cum to my bound and gagged MG daughters.

>>18026353

>Holsts milking actual cows
>Moth girls staring at a light source with other moths
>Mucus Toads chilling out with frogs/toads at a swamp.
>Girtabilus/Arachnes/Lamias working to make anti-venom for their regular counterparts.
>A Cheshire getting disappointed when a real cat shows absolutely no interest in her pranks
>Krakens/Scylla getting irate when they get a face full of ink from an Octopus
>Weresheep shaving the wool off of sheep
>Jinko watching a tiger hunt with some admiration to their technique.
>Minotaur acting as a matador and trying to avoid a bull and not get distracted by the red color at the same time.
>Lizardman/Salamander keeping their animal counterparts as pets.
>Grizzlys fighting against a bear over honey

>>18026425
>Once she forgets to turn her camera off when the stream ends, revealing her immediately turning around and straddling him, bouncing her fat ass on his fat cock while moaning and calling him all sorts of diminutive yet loving pet names
>goes for five rounds, until you can hear her stuffed womb gurgling, before realizing the camera is on when switching positions and hastily turning it off

>>18026303
been living in texas for 6 years now, been living in the threads for about 5. Lurking and musclepostan

>>18026442
C o m f y

>>18026427
Her pressing up against you and simply purring

>>18026446
Lovely.

I bet she’s a ‘big eater’ that way.
Probably collapses on her boy toy after

>>18026466
>Pulls his arms and legs in to his sides when she collapses because she loves being able to 100% completely smother him under her
>pants and moans out ‘I love you, I love you so much’ when she does until she passes out purring like >>18026460 for the rest of the night

>>18026472
Cute cat.
Comfy winter snuggling right there

>>18026303
Why?

>>18026303
We Texans really want some monster girls.

>>18026472
Dicking the fatcat is all well and good but it's the cuddling with her squishy body pressed against yours that really makes her perfect

>>18026303
The only Texan who ever moved on from 4chan was m00t. The rest of us are still here.

>>18026523

>"Stop hogging the mirror"

>>18026530
Especially when as you’re doing it she ASMRs you unexpectedly, telling you how nice it feels to have your hands squishing into her, how she wants you to relax and use her body as your stress relief, how the whole world is closed off when you’re snugly smothered under her, how her weight will keep you in place as your hands do whatever makes you happy...

Still the best plant-type.

>>18026580
Looks too much like blood

>>18026580
Is it wrong if on some days as their husband I’d want them to “warm up” with me just chilling in the nectar pool watching as they both go at it with each other, fingers and tongues and vines and all?

>>18026581
But it's good for you.

>>18026549
I wouldn't be able to sleep with such a thick and juicy cat on me like that, I would be endlessly fondling her all over

>>18026580
Worst plant type. It's the same deal as with Alps, there's only one reason to like the species and it means you're a faggot.

>>18026580
>Not barometz
Shit taste right here.

>>18026607

>>18026612
Stop wasting images.

>>18026588
Selling Alraune nectar from your waifu sounds comfy.

>>18026452

What the heck, have some more.

>Satyros milking goats, screaming with them or taking up mountain climbing.
>Harpies singing along with their pet birds or flying alongside them.
>Trumparts playing with various card games with each other
>Wererabbits sharing their carrots with rabbits.
>Mersharks bopping sharks on the nose
>Mantises silently watching a mantis catching and eating an insect.
>Tanuki chasing away raccoons from their house.
>Gargoyle's posing like gargolyes they find
>Khepri being mortified when they learn what dung beetles carry around.
>White horns helping a reindeer that got stuck somewhere in the wilderness
>Kesaran Pasaran blowing a dandelion and drifting along with the puffs without a care in the world
>Giant Slug/Tritonia working to get slugs out of her garden
>Vamp Mosquito swatting mosquitos off of her
>Giant Ants admiring the size of an anthill that's near her as well as their work ethic

>>18026580
I agree. Fuck what people say, sister wives who love to play around with each other as much as they do with you is god tier.
Seriously, what’s so bad about it? And don’t give this “there’s no gay stuff allowed in MGE” bullshit.

>>18026603
She’d eventually pop a fat titty in your mouth and pull you in close to make sure you can’t move and that you fall asleep with a mouthful of boob. She’d orgasm in her sleep over and over, smugly assured that she is the perfect wife and that her husband is just perfect for her, dreaming about the morning where she’ll stick her pussy in your face while sucking your dick for a pre-breakfast breakfast- then imagining how she’ll pout and beg you to make her a food breakfast too while she lazes in bed all morning browsing the internet and demanding you to keep cuddling her while feeding her.

>one go at life
>not being born in the monster girl dimension
Just fucking end me tomodachis.

>>18026603
Just embrace the warmth and smug, it’ll lull you to sleep.
Lord knows she will, although a few sleepgasms may be caused by your gropes

>>18026638
>One chance at life.
How do you know that? do you posses some knowledge mankind as a whole lacks?

>>18026638
Push those different methods of treating aging that are around right now. Make a non-aging populace standardized. Live for centuries. Wait till genetic engineering is a thing, or robotics to make androids indistinguishable from humans for cheap labor. Modify one of those. Make your dream come true, no matter the obstacles.

>>18026649
>Not turning wizard in order to open the portal

>>18026580
Top 10 overall girl for me too.
>>18026631
It's nice to think about fucking one from behind while she's hugging her sister and sharing a deep kiss.

>>18026580
There isn't much competition in that category

>>18026303
I moved away from Texas, if that counts.
Never looked back, fuck that place.

What would you do in this situation?

Do you think the police would wind up discriminating against monstergirls?

>>18026672
Give into the yan snake.

>>18026677
What police?

>mixing the real world and monstergirls
Nothing good comes from this

>>18026680

>>18026672
Ask her out on a date, it should deescalate the situation and help her return to her normal yet wonderful self.

>>18026633
What a lazy, purring pudge cat.
It wouldn’t be long till she needs to record sitting up due to the litter she’s carrying

>>18026660
Anon, are you really going to tell me that's a more realistic approach to the problem? Even just resorting to developing true VR would be more viable. Neither of them would be as fun as being a wizard though, I'll give you that.

>>18026692
>realistic approach
Realistic approaches is precisely what got us into this mess.

>>18026672
Create offspring

>>18026672
We call the watchmen!

>>18026672
Call the police.

>>18026686
Stop posting off-topic images.

>>18026723
>>18026724
But she cut the phone lines

>>18026727
>What is a smart phone?

>>18026727
Joke's on her, I am the police.

>>18026732
>yan snake casts silence.
surrender?
>[y/Y]?

>>18026732

>>18026744
>What is texting?

>>18026748
Why would my phone be dead? I constantly leave it plugged in and off when I'm on the computer.

>>18026633
It's always nice to have a girl you can cook for

>>18026740
Oh sweet! Can you play at our wedding?

>>18026748
Stop posting off topic images. Kill yourselves you parasitical newfag retards.

>>18026753
Question is how long will booting the phone slow you down?

>>18026753
>texting
>Your mom receives a text that says “hkfiv hd”

>>18026710
[x] Hug

remember best girl

>>18026765
It's like a five second phone call.

>>18026772

>>18026766
>>18026726
>>18026618
Welcome to imageboards, there aren't a finite number of threads allowed. Relax your anus. And please don't bother replying to me with "HUR HUR GUESS IM GONNA SPAM THE THREAD NOW BECAUSE ITS OKAY!" because you're just being a screaming infant over a non-issue.

I want an Automaton that loves me as much as 18 loves her husband.

>>18026786
Stop trying to fix something that isn't broken you fucking autist.

>>18026795
>18
So judging from her doujins, not very much?

>>18026799
That's what I should be telling you, thread police. 4chan isn't currently broken so stop telling people to conserve images.

>>18026800
Delete this right fucking now.

>>18026799
This. We don't need off topic shitposting, thats how threads die.

>>18026786
Go back to /monster/

>>18026786
Off topic images are cancer regardless, especially ones that aren't even related to /jp/ in any way.

>>18026809
>wWLPER
The russian guy is finally drawing lewds? About time, his style is really nice.

>>18026786
One of the things people here have always tried to do here to keep up atleast some sort of posting quality is to not post random offtopic shit, be it images or text. 4chan threads that devolve into being general hangouts full of off-topic garbage just plain and simple get terminal cancer. Not to mention both /jp/ and /a/ dislike posting unrelated things in general.

People like you who invade a community, refuse to conform to the customs and shit up everything as you please are the reason why boards like /v/ and /vg/ are complete shitfests. Integrate if you like it and fuck off if you don't, instead of coming in and starting to smash everything with a sledgehammer. There's been an influx of newfags who simply refuse to lurk before posting and refuse to stop low quality posting even after told otherwise, this shit has to stop.

>>18026826
>you who invade a community, refuse to conform to the customs
Did you forget how you came here?

>>18026831
Assimilate, or fuck off already.

>>18026826
Would you mind not trying to enforce your standards nazi habits on everyone else? Word from mod outranks words from a guy who soils himself in anger every time someone posts an off topic image.
You're also shitting up the thread worse than the images posted, so practice what you preach.

>>18026831
Case in point why not to trust a mod screen cap.

>>18026831
Corrupt mods from /a/ and off topic shitposting? Yes anon. I do.

Presumably these two are traveling merchants, but what do you suppose their business is called?

>>18026826
>refuse to conform to the customs and shit up everything as you please are the reason why boards like /v/ and /vg/ are complete shitfests
This. The offtopic shitpost images really remind me of /v/.
>>18026850
>mods from /a/
Mods are global.

>>18026851
Hog-Goblin Emporium.

>>18026839
Stop being such a raging newfag.

>>18026856
>You don't agree with me
>You're obviously a newfag
Mods just nuke this fucking shit already before Einstein here starts whipping out logical fallacies.

Can you stupid assbakas contain yourselves for 5 minutes and get back on track?

>>18026851
I imagine the boar is called "Mister Snuffykins"

>>18026865
She's got cute horns.

smug snek selling some soothing sphincter salve

>>18026860
>destroy the tread
Wow I'm sooo surprised by this. Who could have predicted it?

>>18026761
Sure thing. I'd do it for free too.

>>18026851
And here's where I finally get around to noticing the look of absolute joy on that girl's face.

>>18026948
Has KC ever drawn an image of a monster couple where the monster didn't have a look of absolute joy?

>>18026585
That's not wrong, it's pretty normal to want to see that.

>>18026961
irc alice 1st scene in monmusu quest where she's doing that weird tail onahole thing has her with a sort of bored expression

>Cassianus was meant to be the heir for the Republic.
>After having way too much wine and the rash of poor decisions that came afterwards, his inheritance was instead given to his younger brother.
>In fact, his father, the Emperor has arranged for him to be married to one of the Demon Lord's daughters.
>His only real worth was that of a gift, to be opened up on Saturnalia.
>Knowing the barbarians ass backwards views on the sexes there, he would be nothing more then a toy and a food source.
>Not exactly a fitting end to his political career.
>Has much has he wanted to run to the edges of the empire, amass an army and retake the throne when his dear father died, doing so would break the non-agression pact with the demon realms.
>The first of it's kind since... ever.
>Pondering on his situation has he walked to the bathouse, with his centurion guards at his flanks.
>He spots a slave, sweeping the streets clean of manure.
>You know, this slave does look kind of like him, if he was dirty looking and looked like a hungry skeleton.
>A wicked smile came across the young man's face.
>He wouldn't mind living like a king for the rest of his life.
>Knowing the unwashed slaves here, he probably fucks animals.
>Yes, Cassianus wasn't out of the game, just yet.

>>18026979
>Guy gets to marry a lilim
>"no way fag"
Fuck this guy

>>18026961
Yes, but I can't bother to censor it to post it here

>>18027000
What did you expect from the MGE Romans?

>>18027000
>>18027015
Remember: Romans viewed sex with men as more masculine than sex with women.

>>18027018
No wonder their empire fell

>>18027018

Only if you were top. If you were bottoming it was the gayest shit possible.

>>18027040
Only thing gayer than being the bottom to them was to go down on a girl.
Eating pussy was gayer than sucking dick. Let that soak in.

>>18027018
If only mama wolf could set them straight

>>18027018
Is the order based on Romans? I thought the were based on the catholic church? Although Not sure that's much better on the fagottry side of things.

>>18027044
Well I'm the most flamboyant homosexual men in existence if those are the standards.

>>18027046
Order are more like Catholics, due to their greed and higher ups being obsessed with keeping their power is like the western Catholics, like the Americas and Vatican.

>>18027046
The Catholic Church, but barely since priests and clergy weren't allowed to marry because they were 'married' to god, in reality it was so the church could claim their possessions. In parts were the church had power, gay sex was a-okay amongst the clergy.

The Romans deserved to have their shit kicked in desu.

>>18027053
>t. carthagefag

>>18026970
One could say that doesn't really count though, since in that scene she and Luka weren't remotely a couple.

>>18027051
Actually, not all Catholics were unable to marry. It was only the western Catholics who were unable to, the eastern ones did not follow those guidelines and were nowhere near as corrupt.

>>18027044
That was mainly because your admitting submission to a woman and not to mention women tended to produce illegitimate heirs, which meant succession crises. Overall it was better to use a male slave has an onahole.

>>18027059
I know that, but the Order is based on the Western Catholics.

>>18027063
Yep.

I like to think there's a more separate and moderate sect of the Order who views the actions of the main sect with disdain.

>>18026979
>They have the power to rule over many men, but no matter what, their goal is the same as that of most other monsters and their own mother, the Mamono Lord: to find the one man they love most in all the world and always be strongly longing for one another and lustfully having sex.

Yeah, I can't see a lilim agreeing to an arranged marriage unless she could first confirm that the guy was indeed a man she could "love most in the world."

>>18027049
Good thing no one lives in Ancient Rome.

>>18027078
Besides the Vatican.
Makes you think, doesn't it?

>>18027046
While there are Catholic aspects, they're also supposed to represent repressive aspects of Japanese society. Mixed in with worshiping various Greek/Roman gods.

>>18027085
This is provocative in a number of ways. Clever.

>>18027077
It was written for the sake of the story and not to mention, she probably would dick him once and toss him towards an arch succubus or dullhan.

>>18027074
Perhaps not to the point where they view the other states with disdain, but there certainly are more moderate Order states. They're the ones that tolerate certain monsters like kobolds.

>>18027074
Probably there might be, but most monstergirls can't tell the difference.

>>18027053
Fun fact: the Roman Empire wouldn't have fell if it weren't for that asshole Ambrose of Milan.

If you and your girlfriend/wife were members of the "snake god" cult, and she wanted you to decide what type of lamia she would become, what would you decide? Keep in mind that a lower rank lamia monster may take only a few days of preparation, but a more powerful/high rank one could take years or even decades, plus there would be various trials she'd have to overcome to prove she is worthy of it.

http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_08:_Ritual

>>18027105
Living in a lenient order state sounds kind of nice. I like the idea of being part of a shell-company that mascerades over a large mouse thievesguild!

>>18027153
Go big or go home

>>18027153
I want to see a Basilisk wearing Simone's star shaped glasses from TTGL

>>18027153
There is only one true valid choice.

>>18027176
Definitely pic related

>>18027106
That's very sad.

>>18027186
Quoted the wrong guy, whoops

>>18027153
what if I like grapesnek?

>>18027186
Is she using a Geass on him? Or just her standard gaze stuff?

>>18026303

Texan here, I just want my harpy girls.

>>18027198
They're pretty high rank lamia, so you'd be due for quite a wait.

>>18027198
You'll have to be more specific.

>>18027153
What is the "hierarchy" of snek girls anyways?

>>18027153
This is a hard choice between Echidna, Shirohebi and Apophis.

>>18027212
Echidna > Grapesnek > Medusa = Basilisk = Shirohebi > Vanilla lamia

I think