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It's getting cold, better dress up warm.

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>> No.18011629
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18011629

It's starting to get cold, make sure you and your waifu bundle up when you head out!

>> No.18011630

>>18011622
That bird is literally perfect.

>> No.18011634

>>18011629
My waifu has her fire and wings to protect us, and I can rub her too.

>> No.18011640

>>18011622
wow that was fast, also nerd birds needs more love Black Harpies as well, black harpies are top girl.

>> No.18011642
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>>18011622
Fishing with birds!

>> No.18011643

Reminder that bullying is illegal

>> No.18011644 [DELETED] 

I want to know KDF's secret.

>> No.18011651

>>18011634
>go out for a walk with your Dragon wife following the first snowfall of the year
>you step outside and find that there's a long trail of melted snow leading away from the house
>turns out she woke up early to go melt a path through the snow with her fire, all so you two could walk unimpedied together through the forest

>> No.18011653

>>18011642
That a nice bird, how did it get so fit?

>> No.18011654

>>18011630
She'll be more perfect sleeping in bed next to you pregnant with your child.

>> No.18011655

>>18011642
I want that bird to pin me down with her vagina so I can grab her butt while she dry humps me.

>> No.18011661

>>18011622
Cute birdie.

>> No.18011663
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>>18011653
Probably activities much like that one.

>> No.18011664
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Buy yours today!

>> No.18011668

>>18011642
Summer fishing in Alaska? Where are the bears?

>> No.18011676

>>18011664
>Not being a turboslut

>> No.18011677

>>18011651
Would pull her closer and tell that Ratatosk journalist that being in the snow with my lover like that immerses me in a special feeling. I like it.
It would also be quite nice to see the contrast since she is a black dragon.

>> No.18011690
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I like my succubi extra meaty

>> No.18011693
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Is there anything you could do that could legitimately destroy your relationship with your waifu and ruin your laifu?

>> No.18011696

>>18011693
Dying before the portal opens

>> No.18011698

>>18011690
>chubby sloppy seconds
YES.png

>> No.18011702

>>18011698
>sloppy seconds

>> No.18011709

>>18011693
Dating or fucking other girls would make her mad forever, though I don't think I could bring myself to do it. Slutting our daughteru is also somehting disgusting.

>> No.18011711

Is thete anything explicitly banned or considered contraband in the demon realms?

>> No.18011716
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>> No.18011717

>>18011698
Fuck you dude.

>> No.18011720
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>>18011629
Extra warm Yukis

>> No.18011731

>>18011716
Oh my.

>> No.18011732

weren't they walking freezers? so an extra warm one would be refrigerator temperature, right?

>> No.18011736

>>18011732
>>18011720

>> No.18011742

>>18011732
Ironically, they're most appreciated in the places they hate to live.

>> No.18011743

>>18011643
Reminder I shoot Canadian geese on sight if they get near my pond and they become food for the fishes and coyotes. Birds are terrible.

>> No.18011747

Yukis get off to being warm, right?
Plus, they don't produce body heat, so thick clothing doesn't do anything for them besides preventing everything around them from getting as cold.

>> No.18011752

>>18011743
That sure had literally anything at all to do with this thread.

>> No.18011760 [DELETED] 

>>18011644
He's not as much as an insufferable faggot as people like shoggocks are and is actually pretty chill if you talk to him?

>> No.18011767

>>18011716
Lingerie and see-through nightgowns are top tier. Lingerie and see-through nightgowns on lolis are even better.

>> No.18011775

>>18011644
KDF is actually a girl.

>> No.18011779

>>18011747
Sometimes Ice Queens and Yuki-onnas want to go outside without freezing everything around them, although with all the layers they would have to bundle up in they would look silly

>> No.18011787

>>18011779
>Ice queen wearing denim jeans and a thick sweater complete with a scarf and a jacket
>She's sitting next to you on the bus
>She apologizes that despite the layers her chilling effect still makes being around her notably cold

>> No.18011819
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When your demon waifu ask you to help her convert other humans, remember to bop her with a rolled up newspaper.

Corruption is bad.

>> No.18011826
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>>18011819
>"but I just want to help spread mamono love to all the unhappy humans!"

>> No.18011828
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>>18011819
Nah, I'm pretty much in favor of it.

>> No.18011831

>>18011819
Not to mention getting you to help is like asking you to help her make a harem for you. For some it might be fun, but for others it's like saying she has an inferiority complex and doesn't think she has enough love to give you on her own. And clearly, you need to help her understand that she's all you need.

>> No.18011841

>>18011831
I guess that's one possibility, but making a harem isn't always their objective.

>> No.18011842

>>18011819
Why would I betray fellow humans? If they wanted to become corrupted they'd be free to do so, but I wouldn't allow her to touch others. And to do that I wouldn't stop dicking her silly.

>> No.18011846

>>18011826
Stop posting unrelated shit.

>> No.18011859
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>>18011842
>When you lose sight of the things worth living for, she reminds you by tying you to the bed and fucking you senseless
>When she gets a little too corruption-happy, you turn the tables on her
As it should be in human/mamono marriages.

>> No.18011865

>>18011859
Marriage is a two-way street. The waifu supports the husbando, as does the husbando to the waifu.

>> No.18011872

>>18011859
>>18011865
That's right, relationships where you have her back and she has yours are proven to be the best ever. Both parties are extremely happy with one another and it's the quickest way to daughterus.

>> No.18011883

>yandere ryu
>House burns down in a freak thunder storm
>Have to seek shelter in the temple.

>> No.18011884

>>18011787
If I hug her, will that fix both of our problems?

>> No.18011888

>>18011884
You'll notice her firm butt being strained by her tight jeans.

>> No.18011891

>>18011888
I'm not sure how hugging her will solve the issue of too-small clothes.
Has she tried going a size up?

>> No.18011900

>>18011891
As the queen she can't let others know she needs bigger clothing.
Even if it's just going up a size, she cannot let others know that she's been letting herself go a little.

>> No.18011906

>>18011891
Don't bully the Ice Queen, she's used to wearing handmade ice dresses, not normal human clothes!

>> No.18011921

>>18011900
I want her to rip the jeans so it looks a little trashy and see the steam come off of her bare skin through the rips.

>> No.18011922

>>18011906
By handmade she means from her body itself.

>> No.18011923

>>18011872
>demon/arch-succubus/lilim/whatever high rank corruption-happy waifu stays awake all night making plans to corrupt a place you never even heard of
>you only realize after waking up before sunrise by her noises and seeing her dead tired
>ywn tell her to go back to bed
>ywn hear her go "b-but!" before you straight up princess carry her back to bed
>ywn hear tired complaints from her despite her arms embracing you tightly before the two of you go back to sleep
Somewhere out there, there is a corruptor without husbando making plans just to hope that a man stops her and becomes her husbando.

>> No.18011932

>>18011819
I would try find unhappy people who wants a new life. I'm against forcing corruption in others.

>> No.18011944
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18011944

Squeeze

>> No.18011946

>>18011923
>She somehow manages to slip out of bed despite you hugging her and sneaks to the door
>She slowly opens it to not make any sound
>You're already standing on the other side, with arms crossed and a look that makes her shiver
And that's when you end up with a corruption happy monster hugging you tightly with all of her holes filled to the brim with cum.

>> No.18011949

>>18011921
Would it be steam
Or chilled air?

>> No.18011951

>>18011949
I'm a dummy so I don't know the technically accurate term for it but it would look like that.

>> No.18011955

>>18011951
It'd be a chilled mist sort of deal.
Steam is from a very hot heat source evaporating water.

>> No.18011968 [DELETED] 

>>18011644
He's a nice person. All the waifufags are nice people and one of them happens to be a god tier drawfag.

>> No.18011970

>>18011622
If these birds get any nerdier, I'll have to bully them by asking her out in front of everyone

>> No.18011978

>>18011946
Corruption is the canary in the coal mine. If your waifu starts thinking of it, it means it's time to act till you are all she thinks about. She'll be too busy to corrupt if she's raising your daughteru and is expecting another!

>> No.18011983 [DELETED] 

>>18011968
>one of them happens to be a god tier drawfag.
Wait, which one is that?

>> No.18011985 [DELETED] 

>>18011983
I think it's the Ran guy.

>> No.18011991
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There is only one proper way to do a Zipangu story while maintaining the spirit of MGE. ABSOLUTELY TONGUE IN CHEEK.

>> No.18011993 [DELETED] 

>>18011983
Crayonfag knows the secret. I miss crayonfag.

>> No.18011999 [DELETED] 

>>18011993
>his last drawing was about losenis' lilim getting bullied
It even brings drawfags back from the dead

>> No.18012002
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18012002

Reminder that nerds deserve love too

>> No.18012005 [DELETED] 

>>18011993
What a sneky guy he is.

>> No.18012014 [DELETED] 

>>18011999
The power of the hat alp is strong.

>> No.18012015
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>>18012002

>> No.18012018
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>>18012015
Don't make her read such trash, it's proven to kill braincells

>> No.18012020

>>18011865
>>18011872
That's why age gap is the best, both get the kinds of support they don't have in themselves.

>> No.18012027

>>18011991
>You'll never have a diverse harem of monster girls who seem like oil and water but still get along better than sisters

>> No.18012031

>>18012020
No, age gap is often one sidded with the older one being the hunter and the younger the prey. Same with size difference. If you want the most beautiful thing you'll get an equal relationship.

You might not like it, but that's what perfect love looks like.

>> No.18012035
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How would facesitting work with ghostly monstergirl species?

>> No.18012041

>>18011991
Just because you're being shit intentionally doesn't mean it's not shit.
In fact, that sometimes makes it worse.

>> No.18012045

>>18012027
Through dick, unity.

>> No.18012063
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18012064

>>18011968
I've seen people rip on waifufags before and I don't understand it. They've never shit up the thread or anything of the sort.

>> No.18012072

>>18011970
You'll embarrass them in front of everyone.

>> No.18012074

>>18012064
They don't really.
>>18012063
This faggot does though.

>> No.18012075

>>18012064
You're not hip and cool or with it in this new generation if you don't shit up the thread in your attempts to stop waifufags from posting.

>> No.18012076

Should lewd the harpy?

>> No.18012080

>>18012076
Put your hands on her down feathers,

>> No.18012081
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>>18012076
If you don't, they'll lewd you.

>> No.18012082

>>18012076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCGv1FBcunU

>Lewding the Harpy

>> No.18012084

>>18012076
Always.

>> No.18012092

In that case, better make a imgur account to make and post

>> No.18012095
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>>18012072
They're already social outcasts! What's a little more embarrassment to them?

>> No.18012097

I want a big, pudgy ogre.
She'd be cuddly while riding me reverse cowgirl

>> No.18012108

>>18012075
Reminds me of that little period a while back where waifu posting was at its peak. Husbandos are cute.

>> No.18012109

>>18012014
Legends say that if you say nice things about her, good things happen.

>> No.18012112

>>18012108
>all that hippy hair

>> No.18012114
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>>18012109

>> No.18012122

>>18012064
Mostly I just see the thread as a general monster girl discussion, which means I shouldn't be shitting it up with ME ME LOOK AT ME.
It helps staying stealthy when there's someone with the same species/character waifu who's much more obvious than you.

>> No.18012123

>>18012031
Age gap is the perfect love if the older one is reliable and teaching, and the younger one is the bright-eyed lover (and maybe eager prey too). It works way better with a young monstergirl than the other way around, though.

>> No.18012128

>>18012123
>It works way better with a young monstergirl than the other way around, though.
You were so close to a perfect post too.

>> No.18012129

>>18012095
Because they'll be known as the girl that couldn't handle having someone ask her out.

>> No.18012133

>>18012122
True, but it's not like waifufags are starting hour-long fights over whose waifu is best. It's mostly just "Look at this new art I got" or "I want to do x and y with my waifu!" which isn't bad at all.

>> No.18012136

>>18012109
>Legends say that if you say nice things about her, good things happen
Would she give me the sweet release of death?

>> No.18012138

>>18012064
Its not super bad. Most complaints I tend to get are just people that don't like her and the usual "why aren't you spending your money on the girl I like? "

>> No.18012141

>>18012109
>Legends say that if you say nice things about her, good things happen.
No, i must bully, as i always have.

>> No.18012144

>>18012002
What counts for a nerd in monstergirl land?

>> No.18012146

>>18012141
Do not

>> No.18012149

>>18012144
Girls that spend their time only studying magic and/or getting knowledge.

They tend to be soft, although amazon and jinko nerds are obvious exceptions on how 'soft' they are

>> No.18012151
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>>18012146

>> No.18012153

>>18012151
CEASE

>> No.18012154

>>18012144
think of all the lame monster girls no one likes, those are the nerds.

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>>18012151
>>18012153

>> No.18012160

>>18012151
>>18012159
this is silly

>> No.18012161
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>>18012144
This poindexter.

>> No.18012162

>>18012159
I'm calling the police

>> No.18012166
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>>18012141

>> No.18012168

>>18012159
>this bullying
Good. She deserves it.

>> No.18012173

>>18012166
Dragon Bully's hoard is entirely made of Anon's stolen lunch money!

>> No.18012174

>>18012168
If by "it" you mean "tender snuggles."

>> No.18012175

>>18012168
She deserves nothing but love

>> No.18012184

>>18012161
I want to steal her tome and her glasses.

>> No.18012190

>>18012184
The tome is made of rape.
The glasses are also made of rape.

>> No.18012192

>>18012190
She can't rape me if she can't see without her glasses!

>> No.18012193
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I want a bodyguard like Ochi but western style

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Tentacles and Alraunes are underrated girls.

>> No.18012199

>>18012193
So basically Ochi Knights

>> No.18012202
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>>18012198
Completely.

>> No.18012203

>>18012128
How was that part wrong?

>> No.18012205

>>18012198
A NUUUU

>> No.18012207
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18012207

>>18012035
Just imagine this, but really close to your face.

>> No.18012212

>>18012174
>>18012175
There is nothing wrong with bullying lilims. Especially the ones that look chuuni.

>> No.18012214

>>18012198
Can someone decipher this hacker code?

>> No.18012218

>>18012193
Knightly Wights.

>> No.18012219

>>18012212
There is nothing right with bullying lilims

>> No.18012220

>>18012218
Anons wight knight?

>> No.18012221

>>18012123
In that case it's pretty nice love. I'd say old monster and young human is for lewds, but old human and young monster is for pure.
It might be my dad side speaking though.

>> No.18012225

>>18012207
>No Wisp will give you marshmallow hell with her soft and ethereal thighs

>> No.18012230

>>18012225
Anon, its not a marshmallow hell if she's using her thighs

>> No.18012234
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>>18012225
>ywn prone bone a NEET Wisp and Lich all day, while they play fighting games

>> No.18012235

>>18012230
What's the term when she does it with her thighs again?
Either way, Wisp doing anything is sorely needed.

>> No.18012237
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Remember: Dark Mages can, and will, out lewd any other Onee-chan when it comes to their otoutos.

>> No.18012242

>>18012234
is there something canonically linking the two?

>> No.18012243

>>18012237
A dark mage can't out MEAT a P'Orc so checkmate

>> No.18012245

>>18012242
we had an argument one day about which was better, and barb drew that to settle the score.

>> No.18012248
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>>18012242
No.

>> No.18012249

>>18012234
>tfw never noticed the pedo bear in top right
Mind blown

>> No.18012250

>>18012245
its not the only image ive seen with those two, just wondering if KC been doing stuff with them interacting.

>> No.18012253

>>18012249
That's a Spurdo.

>> No.18012255

>>18012249
That's not pedobear

>> No.18012258

>>18012243
More meat doesn't mean more lewd,
unless you're specifically talking about P'orcs.
The meatier the pig the sluttier the sow

>> No.18012260

>>18012219
But there is nothing wrong either! Thus bullying lilims is okay!

>> No.18012266

>>18012260
That is NOT okay at all

>> No.18012267

>>18012250
They are just a good pair of undead to have. Both with high potential to be lazy shut-ins, which coincidentally aligns with my hobbies.

>> No.18012271

>>18012237
Now that Dark Knights are a thing, Dark Mages have serious competition.

>> No.18012273

>>18012234
Wights just do wonderful thigns to my dick.

>> No.18012278

>>18012258
Of course I do.

I want my Dark Mage Oneesan to catch me with a local, meaty P'Orc warlord with an insatiable hunger and a fat rear.
And that hunger is more more than food

>> No.18012280

>>18012266
Yes it is! Lilims deserve to be bullied! They're complete bully bait!

>> No.18012281

>>18012271
Not really, Dark knights are for questing with while dark mages are for settling down and learning while getting violated.

>> No.18012283

>>18012273
Wights are good to. A Wight would be the friend who comes around to drag the Wisp and Lich out of their crypts after months of NEETing around.

>> No.18012284

>>18012249
>pedo bear
no ,thats its retarded Scandinavian knockoff

>> No.18012295
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>lamias with tail bows

>> No.18012302

>>18012295
Acute.

>> No.18012303

>>18012280
They don't! All they ever wanted was someone to love!

>> No.18012309

>>18012207
>Ahaha! Aha! Finally dead and in my cage!
>Ahaha! I’ve waited ages! Ahaha! And now you’re finally here!
>Oh you’re going to get it now! I can barely contain myself! Ahaha! The feeling I’ve been craving for years, of Anon’s tongue going inside me!
>What? Stuck here forever? What do you mean? That’s just silly, Anon~
>You’re not ‘stuck’
>...YOURE BLESSED
>BLESSED TO SPEND YOUR DAYS WITH ME IN HERE MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE
>Now come, come, only my own hand stands between my goal and your prize now~
>I-I love you, and if you do this for me, I’ll make anything possible for you!
>Let my thighs guide you in... that’s it... and then- a-ahh- aaahhn!
>It’s.. so... wonderful...!
>don’t stop, don’t you dare stop moving your tongue, I’m a-already- hnnng!
>Oh gaaawd Anon... we’re going to have sooooo much fuuunn...

>> No.18012316

>>18012295
Any reptiles with bows on their tails are cute. From snaked to dragons.

>> No.18012318

>>18012309
>Oh gaaawd
Great. Now I've got southern Wisps on my mind.

>> No.18012323

>>18012221
>old human and young monster is for pure
It's for both pure and for lewd, and that's one of the things that makes it so perfect.

>> No.18012326
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>>18012295
This is from something vore related.
Oh fucking hell, I can't believe I still recognize that artists style.

>> No.18012337

>>18012278
>'Hey oneesan, we're having one extra for dinner!'
>Big, strongfat ogre with ripped, hide shirt that barely covers her calcium cannons and short shorts that are being devoured by her beast of a rear.
>"Oy? You this guys older sister? I gotta say that she's got a pretty nice 'staff' if you get what I'm saying.
>Dark mage simply gives tight 'warm' smile while her knuckles go white

>> No.18012339

>>18012326
>This is from something vore related.
are you fucking with me?

>> No.18012344

>>18012339
He's not, I recognize that as well

>> No.18012347

>>18012318
They do have a lot of swamps and dead people in the south. Wisps would no doubt be a natural occurrence in Voodoo rich areas. And brown Liches.

>> No.18012349

>>18012309
I’m very curious how things go after the initial sex marathon with a Wisp.

>> No.18012353

how's the relationship between plant and undead MGs?

>> No.18012356

>>18012347
>Gyaru Liches
>Southern Belle Wisps
>Plantation owner Wights

>>18012353
Cotton picking Zombies.

>> No.18012366

>>18012353
Probably extreme rivalry. Some view death as better than turning into a vegetable.

>> No.18012367

>>18012323
For me it's more for pure than lewd, especially since I'm not a lolicon. If I ended up finding a monster loli wandering around I'd probably take her home and adopt her.

>> No.18012373

>>18012349
Depends if you're still alive or not. If you're alive, then you go on living together like a normal monster couple, with a clingy wife.
If you're dead, then you spend your time as a lantern, guiding anons to on their paths to their waifus, or their doom.

>> No.18012375

>>18012356
>gyaru liches
I need to see this more than anything in the world

>> No.18012378

>>18012303
>All they ever wanted was someone to love!
That just makes them more bulliable! Wheres the husband they always talk about getting "soon." Hows the daydream that wont become true?
So many things to bully with!

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>>18012375
Voodoo lich

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>>18012253
>Spurdo
Is gondola.

>> No.18012393

>>18012383
Is that dark mage looking for a way to give herself a larger rear?
because those clothes are built for it

>> No.18012399

>>18012383
Oh right.

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>> No.18012414

>>18012406
>Wonderland has a fucking roller coaster

>> No.18012416

>>18012349
>”So... I’m dead then?”
>She snuggles closer and kisses your chest with a smile
>”Isn’t it wonderful?”
>”It’s... not what I was expecting, I guess.”
>She suddenly looks up with a worried face
>”Really? What would you change? I thought I had every bit of you figured out, but if I missed something please tell me darling, and I’ll change it!”
>”I didn’t really mean it like that, but... what do you mean change it?”
>She hops out of bed and starts walking into the vague blue surrounding you
>as she’s does so, a hallway starts materializing as well as your perception changing to see things as more familiar, as she reaches a materialized closet and pulls out a sexy Lolita style dress, throwing it on
>”Well, you died with me making claim to your soul. That means your afterlife experience is, um... it’s mine, darling~”
>She skips back over and jumps back into the large comfy couch with you (wait, wasn’t this a bed?) and turns on the TV to something good for background noise
>”In this cage, it’s basically our own little slice of heaven~ I could be your comfy happy wife to lounge with-“
>She suddenly looks much, much younger
>”-youwe cwute wittle loli wife to ‘play’ with~”
>She then changes again into a 12 foot tall hourglass of excessive sex appeal
>”-Anything that will make my special darling happy, fufufu~”
>she shifts back to her “normal” state and again kisses your chest while happily snuggling up
>”And it’s all whatever makes you happy, darling...”
>She starts to trace the faint scarring around your neck where the rope caught
>”Because I never want to see you unhappy again...”

>> No.18012419

>>18012406
Her legs are longer than her upper body.

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>>18012198
>>18012202

>> No.18012426

>>18012406
>You will never worship a Lilim

>> No.18012437

>>18012419
Not really.

>> No.18012438

>>18012420
Is this shit from monster.

>> No.18012445

>>18012353
Almost full blown war between the species. undead MG were trying to get husbandos for their own so they try to approach lonely men while on their houses and plants try to repel undead from the houses because they are trying to protect what belongs to them (the humans live in their land).

>> No.18012448

>>18012420
This meme is fucking dumb but I identify a lot with this image.

>> No.18012450

>>18012373
Those sound like nice options. I love Wisp’s design and outfit and that Barb image is super hot. Would definitely not mind ending up with one.

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>>18011819
But human women are shit anyway, so having less of them in the world is always a good thing.

>> No.18012462

Guys can we really stop with the off topic images already cmon

>> No.18012470

>>18012462
stop being a big baby.

>> No.18012480

>>18012470
t. refugee spamming his shit incessantly.

>> No.18012487

>>18012455
Stop.

>> No.18012488

>>18012462
Seeing a lot of those "lol women are shit" images that reek of r9k lately.

>> No.18012492

>>18012462
I don't mind one or two like >>18011826
, but shit like >>18012455 needs to stop.

>>18012488
Some anons here really like their memes.

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>>18012378
>The lilim got a husband but nobody even knows he exist
This metaphysical bullying has to end.

>> No.18012499

>>18012455
I belie we are all aware of the filthy human nature, no need to waste an image on that. Also corruption is such an ugly term evolution is way more fitting.

>> No.18012505

>>18012499
>corruption is such an ugly term
I never liked the evil aesthetic some of them got going anyways

>> No.18012506

>>18012455
>male serial killers don't exist

>> No.18012507

>>18012494
>nobody even knows he exist
It's not me therefore I say mean things

>> No.18012510

>>18012382
Would she have friends on the other side?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

>> No.18012512

>>18012488
It's just fucking newfag or /monster/ rapefugee cancer spamming unrelated shit like a giant faggot.

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>> No.18012514

>>18012505
Glad I'm not the only one. It's just sex. KC really loves his edgy word and eyeballs though.

>> No.18012518

>>18012494
>This metaphysical bullying has to end.
No it doesn't.

>> No.18012521

>>18012512
Can't he return to his shithole instead of shitting up this place?

>> No.18012529

>>18012513
How would she react to someone actually falling for/giving in to her obvious ruse?

>> No.18012531
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Dragon knights are the best

>> No.18012533

>>18012529
>Holy Shitsnacks! It actually worked!

>> No.18012534

>>18012416
Good shit

>> No.18012539

>>18012518
Bullis get the bullit

>> No.18012541

>>18012531
Dragon adventurers are really good too.

>> No.18012545

>>18012531
I want to get Dragon Knight-sama to sign my 1:12 scale action figure of her!

>> No.18012546

>>18012533
>Shitsnacks
Anon you know there's only one voice I can read that in.

>> No.18012549

>>18012492
Sad part is it'll probably be left untouched for the remainder of the thread.

>> No.18012550

>>18012546
That's the intention, Anon.
Now you're imagining a Succubus talking in Pam's voice.

>> No.18012552

>>18012550
I have no idea how to feel about this.

>> No.18012558

>>18012552
Just imagine a Succ raised on a farm and go from there.

>> No.18012560

>>18012499
I like the term corruption. It sounds like something taboo a bit like the fetish of monster girls.

>> No.18012563

>Succuknights
>Dragon knights
>Centaur knights

I can't believe everyone is ignore the knights of the order Serpentia!

A Medusa with stone gaze would be terrifying in armor

>> No.18012565

>>18012539
>bullit
That what now?
>>18012563
She can't turn me to stone if im already rock hard!

>> No.18012567

>>18012565
bullet, anon

>> No.18012568

>>18012563
Mirror knights could wreck her though.

>> No.18012570

>>18011610#
Can I condemn this man to slavery?

Pretend I do not feel his agony?

>> No.18012580

>>18012565
Maybe not but that won't stop her from trying, or wrapping you up.

>>18012568
They can always gaze at the targets feet

>> No.18012586

>>18012560
>Monster girls
>Taboo
Unless you're going for someone who looks like something out of a furcon, monster girls have been getting more and more common since millennia ago, what with the greeks myths being everyone's first exposure to them.

>> No.18012592

>>18012586
Would you tell your mom about your monster girl waifu?

>> No.18012593

>>18012567
Well, you're not wrong.
>>18012580
>Maybe not but that won't stop her from trying, or wrapping you up.
Exactly as planned.

>> No.18012594

>>18012570
>Can I condemn this man to slavery?
Depends on the monster.

>> No.18012598

>>18012593
You say that but these snakes have muscle.
Can you imagine the grip strength they can exert?

>> No.18012605

>>18012592
There are things you can speak with even normalfags that you wouldn't have the heart to tell your mother, a person who hopefully deeply cares for you and wants you to try your best in life and make her proud. Her being the metric for what is taboo and what isn't is dumb.

>> No.18012607

that guy talking about doing a dogs days crossover with mge got me thinking,
what are some good crossovers that could actually work?

>> No.18012608

>>18012598
>Mega musclegirl lamias
And so, the thread finally falls upon my fetish

>> No.18012615

>>18012607
MGEx Papers Please.

>> No.18012618

>>18012615
grigori pls leave

>> No.18012619

>>18012607
Dog Days if only the girls and mc were transported to mge world is the best possible crossover.

>> No.18012622

>>18012608
Would you prefer yours in heavy armor and with a single spear or a one in lighter armor with twin kopehs's

>> No.18012625

>>18012622
The latter. Real feral-like. Very broken english, very fierce and stoic, very covered in scars and warpaint, and also super lovey dovey in her own way.

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>>18012607
Rance.
They have a stupidly high amount of similarities in their settings if you look closely.

>> No.18012629

>>18012605
So you think there are levels of taboo and what is acceptable to someone you consider a normalfag is the test for true taboo? There are different levels of deviance for normalfags too and some normalfags might have a more acceptable temperment than others especially if you have a bond of friendship. So do we put it to a vote and a majority have to be acceptable of it before it's acceptable because even then I think a majority would think we're pretty creepy for wanting to put our dick in sentient slime or heavy petting with a hell hound. Seems like a cope to just find someone a little more seemingly normal than us to say "Yeah, that's not too weird. I mean I'm into women stepping on balloons to get me off."

>> No.18012630

>>18012625
I'm certain that a desert viper would be willing to take you as her husband.
Expect her to coil around you during the nights to ensure no-one steals you from her.

>> No.18012636

>>18012626
cute hat

>> No.18012639

>>18012636
The pope has to wear the best hat.

>> No.18012654

>>18012630
That's excellent, because I want her to be overprotective of me like that. She'd even fight a Sandworm if she felt it was getting to close to my location, and would shrug and try to grunt me off when I go to heal her wounds with magic- but would ultimately melt in my hands as I do so and let her big powerful muscles relax a bit with me by her side.

I wonder if she'd let me ride her tail around though through the desert. Or if she'd just carry me.

>> No.18012658

>>18012629
>and what is acceptable to someone you consider a normalfag is the test for true taboo?
No. Just that your mother may not be the wisest test for what is taboo and what isn't and it can vary between demographics and entire societies. Anal as a fetish might be a relatively accepted taboo throughout your society, but you're not gonna talk to your mother about wanting your dick crushed by a fit girl clenching her ass.

>> No.18012661

>>18012626
What does the super sadistic space whale god become in this scenario?

>> No.18012664

>>18012658
>relatively accepted taboo
Whelp, I fucked up here. You get what I meant I hope.

>> No.18012671

>>18012607
I don't know how good this would be but a S.T.A.L.K.E.R crossover could be interesting

>> No.18012677

>>18012654
She'd probably have you ride on her back so she can be ready for a fight.

Get ready to ride along the desert

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>>18012661
The original Chief God.
ALICE is the current Chief God.

Hornet is a Lilim, Gi is the Demon Lord.
Kayblis Faction is the Extremist faction. Hornet Faction is the regular monster army.

Things that would change or differ would be the Hero system:
In MGE, there are multiple heroes and they can compete against monsters but they're not OP PLZ NERF.
In Ranceverse there's only 1 hero at a time, and they are stupidly strong and get even stronger the more humanity is killed off. At least 50% of humanity needs to be dead for the Hero to be strong enough to slay the Demon Lord. Whenever the Hero dies off, or turns 20, they lose their power and a new hero between the age of 13 and 19 is chosen at random.

>> No.18012679

>>18012658
That's a fair enough point I guess. I think the main thing is I think it's taboo because I wouldn't talk about it with anyone else beside random other fans of the genre anonymously on the internet so it may be more of a personal perspective thing. The thing is I like that it's taboo. It's a little exciting to have something personal the I wouldn't want others to find out about me. So it might be something I want it to be more than something that it actually is. Confirmation bias and all that.

>> No.18012683

>>18012626
>>18012678
Rance has NTR and monsterboys.

>> No.18012698

>>18012683
It also has a lot more shit than that.
And it's more Male Monsters than "Monster Boys". Like, seriously, the male monsters don't look human, and by definition can't be "Monster Boys".

>> No.18012707

>>18012677
The wind in my hair would be great, and I'd be sure to try and soothe her from time to time to thank her for all she does for me.
Being a viper, what special aesthetic traits does she has?

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>>18012679
>The thing is I like that it's taboo. It's a little exciting to have something personal the I wouldn't want others to find out about me.
I've heard enough stories of a variant of this that ended up spiralling out of control, but rather than it being 'taboo' it was 'new' and once they built up a tolerance they moved on to newer things that got progressively worse, as anything else they'd have turned to became boring. I don't want to sound like a nagging parent, but I hope it doesn't lead you down the same path once monster girls start becoming more and more common and less taboo in your mind, if EMG's popularity and more settings using MGs is anything to go for.

But, as long as the taboo thing is only a bonus rather than the main defining reason you enjoy something, then you do you.

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>Onee-chan, what huge tits you have
>"All the better to milk you with."
>Onee-chan, what a fat ass you have
>"All the better to facesit you with."
>Onee-chan, what a lewd pussy you have
>"All the better to bear your children with."

>> No.18012734

>>18012730
Facesitting is so god damn good

>> No.18012739

>>18012734
Lamia-types can facesit, right?
Where do we stand on penetrable Lamiass?

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>>18012739
Works for me.

>> No.18012752

>>18012739
I personally can't imagine a lamia having a butt, but she could still lay her crotch on top of your face.

>> No.18012755

>>18012714
Oh nah. This isn't new at all. I've been in these threads since it was like ten of us keeping them alive for days on /a/ before the multiple daily threads and then the move, banishment, or whatever you want to call it. I have taken breaks from the threads but not the fetish and I don't think I'll be evolving or corrupting to another fetish any time soon. The great thing about this fetish is there's so much variety and a lot of interplay with other fetishes so if I ever wanted to dabble with something like sadism, it's not my thing but as an example, I could just think about flipping a turtle instead of going to some porn site where they hurt women like normalfag sadists or doing it in real life like a true deviant. I do like variety but I don't ever want to get too deep into it which is why MGE is a great medium for imagination fuel. Plus there's a lot of non sexual things about monster girls that make them appealing too. I think most people wouldn't turn down a hug from a yeti. So it's very gratifying and it's all I really need.

>> No.18012756

>>18012739
The power of polymorphing, I think its cool.
You're the guy that wants to marry an apophis that sits on your face all the time, aren't you?

>> No.18012769

>>18012756
Haha no haha who would be into something like that, not me haha

>> No.18012777

>>18012752
>>18012745
They're just such a haughty species, or I can see them being one, so it seems to work well. And she could do it even if it wasn't specifically a butt. Hence calling it a 'lamiass'.
But I agree, she could also just shove you into her crotch and coil in such a way that you can't move for hours as she ohoho's and orgasms all day long lazing about.

>> No.18012780

>>18012755
>if I ever wanted to dabble with something like sadism, it's not my thing but as an example, I could just think about flipping a turtle instead of going to some porn site where they hurt women like normalfag sadists or doing it in real life like a true deviant
>Monster girl setting with corruption as gimmick instead purifies the soul

>> No.18012781

Who's dick do I have to suck for an Oomukade story?

>> No.18012787

>>18012780
>>Monster girl setting with corruption as gimmick instead purifies the soul
I like corruption. That's where this whole conversation started. It's a plus to the setting to me but I want to be corrupted. Plays into my liking taboo things.

>> No.18012788
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18012788

You think there are monsters with fetishes for parts they don't have?
>lamias with leg and foot fetish
>elves have a thing for round ears
>hellhounds that love being touched by slender human hands

>> No.18012790

>>18012781
your own.
write it yourself!

>> No.18012792

>>18012698
do they still rape women?

>> No.18012795

>>18012494
>her hat marries a Fedora

>> No.18012801

>>18012788
>Most girls with a tentacle fetish

>> No.18012802

>>18012755
When I first came here, I expected to either not stay long or devolve into something even more deviant. Five years later, and MGs/MGE still ticks off too many boxes for me to make it likely. Gentle femdom, "corruption" that only makes people more loving/happy, healing... it's the perfect blend to me. There are aspects of MGE I don't like, but it's a fantasy setting. I keep what I want.

Honestly, the only downside has been that I really don't care for super violent games/movies anymore. I'm also much less of a sarcastic asshole.

>> No.18012804

>>18012531
>Succuknights are better

>> No.18012806

>>18012788
Since we're so infatuated with the monstrous parts of monster girls, it's not too far-fetched to think that they'd take a liking to our human parts.

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>>18012739
>no plump Apophis will ever plant her massive purple butt on my face

>> No.18012812

>>18012811
Big fat purple snake.

>> No.18012814

>>18012801
>My waifu and I will never dangle inches from each other and watch one another get ravished before we're tied together.
Suffering.

>> No.18012816

>>18012570
>tfw you’re too uninteresting even for stalker-Anon
I don’t know if I should feel relieved or sad.

>> No.18012817

>>18012777
See, I like the idea that lamias can just wrap you in their tails up to your neck so you are powerles to resist whatever lewd things the want to do to your head. ASMR torture, assaulting you with kisses, smothering you in snek tits, forcing you to eat her out. Lamias must love toying with their husbands.

>> No.18012818

>>18012792
Human Women for the most part.
A lot of male monsters have to rape either Gal Monsters or Female humans to procreate, and they prefer humans due to the fact that they scream more.

One example are Oni, who besides the exception of the Oni Princess from TT and Dark Lord Lexington, who used to be a dude but is now a girl for some reason, they are an entirely male race and can only procreate by raping captured human women.

>> No.18012821

>>18012811
I fucking know that feel anon.

Who has that greentext?

>> No.18012822

>>18012814
I'm sure the tentacle forest would be happy to have you and her as guests.

>> No.18012825

>>18012817
Precisely this and precisely >>18012811 this as well.
An Apophis would be so damn overbearing on their husband and relish in sexually dominating him in such ways.

>> No.18012831

>>18012806
Would that also mean there are some monsters who are chubby chasers?

>> No.18012832

>>18012822
Believe me, if I had the chance I'd fucking move next to it.

>> No.18012834

>>18012831
Its not outside of reason I suppose. Though I think by and large they don't care too much about physical preferences to the point where its a dealbreaker.

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>>18012821

>> No.18012836

>>18012831
Absolutely.

>> No.18012837

>>18012788
I want an apophis to worship my legs, relentlessly grind on me then bite my neck and pump me full of venom so that I might become a grapesnake!

>> No.18012840
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Nurse yeti is here to help you get better!

>> No.18012842

>>18012832
I'm sure the tentacles would ba happy that you enjoy them and you're not just trying to get to the center of the forest. Maybe one day they'd actually throw you and your waifu in there though.

>> No.18012845
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Gonna bully my shy nuki classmate with the lewd body. Gonna make her do lots of erotic stuff so she understands what her body is for.

>> No.18012850

>>18012834
>>18012836
I find that oddly hot.

>> No.18012851

>>18012845
That's a very thick Loan Raccoon.

>> No.18012856

>>18012835
Yes, fuck yes, thank you
>>18012837
You couldn't become a grapesnake, but she would sure keep going until your veins are purple and your head is sluggish and intoxicated with her sweet love and lust

>> No.18012860

>>18012845
That nuki is for sliding a hand up her thigh while she's sitting in your lap

>> No.18012862

>>18012837
You want your waifu to almost alp you? I think she'd have some reservations about that.

>> No.18012863

>>18012840
Yetis are so boring.

>> No.18012864

>>18012850
>Troll wife makes such great meals for you
>She sure likes to cook for you
>Almost too much
>Ask her about this one day
>She laughs and asks whatever do you mean, while sweat starts to form heavily on her face

>> No.18012868

>>18012856
I also recall a very small greentext of an anon planting his face in his Apophis momsters fat ass.

>> No.18012869

>>18012802
I came to these threads in the beginning for Monster Musume but I was one of the ones who liked the idea of writefagging for OC which became an unpopular situation quickly. I still like MonMusu but I know /mgt/ doesn't care for that anymore so I'm not trying to start a shit storm. It'll be six years next month for me. We used to talk about femdom a lot back in the day especially when the original Monster Girl Quest trilogy was being translated. MGE is much nicer of a setting which like you said is not without it's problem but for monster girl fags that like hard femdom to guro levels you can go to the Monster Girl Games general on /vg/ although I've never been a regular there. For more dominant monster girl fags you could find Darling easier to identify with so there's the Monster Musume threads on /c/ even though they've lost a lot of their edge after being banished from /a/ once again. Forgive me. I'm reminiscing at this point. I've always liked slime girls so Suu, Dark slimes, Shoggoths and that naturally delved into their personalities. So having a maid Shoggoth that is an equal that can make things with me and traveling around MGE fantasy world and selling them as we explore the setting is the current primary fantasy I like to indulge in.

>> No.18012870

>>18012860
And she's too shy to say anything but starts trembling and blushing furiously.

>> No.18012872

>>18012864
To be fair, I'd be doing the reverse to a jinko

>> No.18012873

>>18012860
What would you do if your every touch caused her to shiver from how good it feels?

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>>18012790
Trust me Anon, you don't want me to write Oomukade.

>> No.18012875

>>18012870
That's when you lean into her back so she falls your body and start looking right down her chest while talking.
Make it obvious

>>18012873
Well, I just start whispering to her that she must be an awfully lewd girl to be getting off just on being touched

>> No.18012877

>>18012864
I'd glady put on some weight if it means eating her delicious cooking.

>> No.18012878

>>18012856
Why couldnt I? Though being fucked stupid with lust sounds quite fun.

>>18012862
Succubi dont waifu the women they turn, so she needn't be my waifu anyway.

>> No.18012881

>>18012367
>especially since I'm not a lolicon
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't, especially when it comes to MGE. While they're fine for pure/cute stuff, they're also good for romantic and lovey-dovey stuff which is extra romantic because of the "treating the weaker and inexperienced pair with kindness" aspect. And of course for lewd, which still manages to be kind of cute.

>> No.18012885

>>18012863
Your favorite monster girl is boring

>> No.18012886

>>18012878
I mean if its not your wife and you really just want to become a grapesnake, I guess you could be flooded in DE, alp, and then she could grape you into a lamia, though I think even then you couldn't become an actual Apophis. They're ultra rare and can't just be made more of by biting, that takes babymaking.

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>>18012885
At least she isn't drawn with same design ad-nauseum, bucko.

>> No.18012905

>>18012875
>"N-no, it's not like that. I'm n-not lewd at all."
>you run your hands up her plush stomach, stopping just short of her breasts, but you can see her nipples harden in anticipation, revealing her lack of a bra
>"T-t-this isn't what it l-looks like. I just can't find underwear in my size."
>she clasps her hands over her mouth after realizing what she just blurted out
Am I a monster if I think she looks cute getting all teary-eyed?

>> No.18012906

>>18012626
What is Kino doing in Rance?

>> No.18012908

>>18012905
Of course not, you'd be lying if you said she wasn't cute.

Just be sure to slide one hand down to her pelvis just to make sure she isn't lying.

You probably wanna know if that well padded rear has anything covering it.

>> No.18012909

Tentacles need to be torched.

>> No.18012911

>>18012893
She's just never drawn.

>> No.18012912

>>18012906
Crook is heavily based off of Kino.
Alicesoft even said so in their notes.

She's the cutest Kuu pope.

>> No.18012913

>>18012909
Agreed.

>> No.18012917

>>18012909
Well, that's your opinion

>> No.18012928

>>18012908
If she isn't then I'm gonna make sure to bully her every day
>even though she claims to hate you bullying her and cries easily, she doesn't try to stop you or even avoid you because she secretly loves you

>> No.18012934

>>18012909
You need to be torched.

>> No.18012937

>>18012928
Yep.
Be sure to kabedon her in a dark part of the hall to fluster her.

Make sure you do it with a boner going for even better results.
Maybe even take her to a dark closet to feel up how large those tits are

>> No.18012945

>>18012937
>>18012928
>"Wow, how big are these lewd tits anyway?"
>"J-J-Just D-cups-"
>"D cups? And now you're a liar too, you naughty pest! These things were bigger then D cups two years ago, let alone now. I need two hands just to manage one!"
>"Waaah! S-stop anon, b-bully!"

>> No.18012953

>>18012945
>Her titts are massive, just barely smaller than her head.
>Only reason they don't look that big is because they're stuffed in her shirt

That meaty tanuki is for bullying

>> No.18012963

>>18012937
>Drag her to a closet to sexually bully her
>When you open it, an anon is inside getting sexually bullied by that one haugthy apophis
>"Uh, sorry, we'll take the next one"

Monstergirl high schools need more closets.

>> No.18012969

>>18012963
>Spoopy undead nacromancy club is some liches, zombies, and a bookish vampire watching a cheesy wight knight film.
>The next is the strongfat P'Orc gym teacher getting her rear spanked by that Junior Knight anon
>Last one has a bunch of kobold delinquents playing cards and 'smoking' candy cigarrets

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>>18012969
Orcs are for going on sex diets with

>> No.18012978

>>18012975
The only diet she needs is the dick and lots of meat

>> No.18012982

>>18012969
>"...so cool! When she uses her super deathclaws of justice its awesome, my favorite move of the series!"
>Uh, we'll try the next room

>"-back into it, boy! Buuiii hii hii, thought you said you wanted to go for the big leagues, well im the biggest league you're gonna get, buii hii hii!"
>Uh... next room...

>"...The frig you lookin at, frigboy? We're the ruffhouse gang, and we dont take kindly to freakin' incursions from boys like you!"
>Sorry! We'll take the next room!
>"Oh, okay! Nice seeing you! Bye! I mean, yeah, f-frig off, frigboy!"

>> No.18012985

>>18012963
>The Apophis immediately starts blushing furiously when she notices you and the Tanuki are there.
>Mostly because she had her tongue wrapped around Anon's ear and was whispering dirty things when you came in.

>> No.18012993

>>18012982
Such a wonderful place.

That P'Orc is probably just getting herself tenderized and the Cardshark kobolds are cute.

>Janitor anon opens the first closet to grab a spare sentient mop when he sees all the undead girls posing and shouting, while striking poses and with the lich's expression deadpan
>"None can escape me nor death! Embrace the Eternity of the Grave!"
>He just reaches over them without changing his expression

>> No.18013011

>>18012985
>Has him wrapped up in her coils
>Tongue violating his ear and fingers scratching at his face as her hot breath washes over him
>"-What are you gonna do then, I wonder? With your big, hard cock in such an inescapable position? I'm gonna start milking it all~ night~ long~, and you're just gonna lay there and take it, aren't you? Yeah you are, you little manslut. You're gonna lay there and Cum when your mistress tells you to, and when she tells you to lean your neck over for a bite, you're gonna do it, aren't you? You're gonna lay there and follow orders like a good little slut while you cum and cuu~um and cuuu~uum again and again and again, and only when your mistress is satisfied will she let you start to move agai-"
>Door bursts open
>"W-Waah! Whoa! Haa, haha! G-Good talk anon! Just, lets, lets find that mop we were looking for, h-haha, oh wow look at the time anon could youmaybehandlethisyourselfillseeyouafterclassbyegottagobyesorrytalktoyoulater!"
>She slithers out of there knocking over several brooms, tripping over her own tail and careening down the hall, face so blushed she looks more pink than purple

>> No.18013015

>>18013011
>She doesn't even realize that anon is still wrapped up in her coils

>> No.18013016

>>18013011
>Haughty Ojou-sama not so haughty when confronted with showing her affection in public.
Cute. I bet she'd light up like a Christmas tree if the anon she likes held her hand in public too!

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>> No.18013024

>>18011826
loled more than I should have

>> No.18013027

>>18013017
>Posting trap cat
Don't think you can fool me.

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>>18013027
>Trap cat
Fug. I legit had no idea. I just thought it was a cute cat.

>> No.18013035

>>18013017
I'd open that with my mouth.

>> No.18013036

>>18013015
Smash cut to them sitting in the nurses office with her face buried in her hands, now BRIGHT pink, as the nurse Titania happily tends to anon's bruises and broken bones with magic to heal him.
>>18013016
>Anon and his Apophis... girlfriend? He's not sure- meet at school once again
>Anon, who isn't used to monstergirls at all but is enjoying himself, casually reaches out and clasps her hand
>The whole student body stops and stares with a simultaneous gasp
>She twitches her eyelids as she slowly turns her head to look at him
>"Wh...what are... you doing... anon?!"
>"H-holding my girlfriend's hand?"
>Rata president of the school paper is almost frothing at the mouth with excitement as she snaps photo after photo and furiously scribbles notes on the scene

>> No.18013038

>>18012845
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

>> No.18013039

>>18013033
Not him, and to be honest I only had a suspicion myself. I mean, I still like it but I don't think the thread will.

>> No.18013040

>>18013027
>>18013035
Wait what no

>> No.18013044

>>18013040
Too late. Now you find out what's in the box. It's not a box.

>> No.18013046

>>18013036
>Nurse Titania happily going on about the "majesty of use'
>Steam literally rising from apophis.

>>18013033
Cute muscle cat

>> No.18013050

>>18013044
I'm never opening presents with my mouth again.

>> No.18013052

>>18013038
The best kind of taunki.
She'll grow into a nice office lady

>> No.18013059

>>18013033
Atleast delete the image then, fag

>> No.18013069

>>18013036
>>18013046
>In short order, the Apophis Ojou-sama processes three things.
>One: "Holy shit, he's holding my hand in public! Think of the scandal!"
>Two: "DID HE JUST CALL ME HIS GIRLFRIEND?"
>Three: "I'm taking him home and fucking him senseless after school. There won't be a moment during that his lips are going unkissed either!"
>Externally, all she can do is let out a high pitched whine/squeal and blush hard enough that she looks Hex Triplet #FFFFFF White.

>> No.18013116

>>18013069
What a great girlfriend.
I bet the Necromancy club would get excited thinking she were doing some undead magical girl transformation thing, when in reality its just the color leaving her from embarassment.

>> No.18013119 [DELETED] 

>>18013027
I almost thought it was some kind of Laska redesign. The dick only makes it better.

>> No.18013123

>>18013116
>Woah! She's got some sort of undead turning super mode!
>So she's, like, a damphir?
>That is highly unlikely.
>But how do you know she isn't?
>No vampire fangs, I think

>> No.18013134

>>18013123
>>18013116
>>18012993
I love the idea that the Necromancy club can all perform necromancy, which is insanely powerful bending of life and death, but they'd rather just talk about cool undead shonen (female) anime.

>> No.18013152

>>18013134
Yep, they can bend life around their little finger but they all just watch episodes of "Ghoul Queen Festera" and "Magical Wight Knight Katalina"

They even have cosplay

>> No.18013158

>>18013116
That's one way to desmug a haughty Ojou. Loving her.

>>18013152
Don't tell any of them about human stuff like Kamen Rider Kiva.
Even if it's not the best, the aesthetic of the series would ruin all their panties.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18013169

>>18013158
>Kamen Rider in MGC has a paladin themed season
>Each member represents a different archtype (The Protector, the healer, the crusader, etc.)

That shit would sell like hot-cakes.

But yes, they'd probably all get this look of amazement and shock when they hear about that

>> No.18013173

>>18013158
I bet Vampires would love Wataru's dad.

>> No.18013174

>>18013169
That sounds more like a Sentai than a Rider series anon.
I'd imagine that an Anon who joined their club would probably end up getting dressed as their favorite characters and having a lot of kinky roleplay sex with a bunch of sexually repressed undead nerds.

>> No.18013178

>>18013173
I bet Monstergirls who don't know what they're getting into would cry when Gentaro dies in Fourze.

>> No.18013179

>>18013174
They'd all have very hungry looks on their faces, especially the tubby greater ghoul that hangs out with them

>> No.18013180

>>18013174
>That sounds more like a Sentai than a Rider series anon.
Ex-Aid was just that, anon.

>> No.18013185

>>18013180
Ex-Aid will always make me angry for having Kamen Rider Poppy be almost never used.
You had a cute A.I girl become a rider and then wasted her.
Imagine Poppy as a Succuvirus though.

>> No.18013186

>>18013178
Also the bench scene from Blade. Actually, Blade would be pretty easy for monster girls to make an adaptation of.

>> No.18013194

>>18013185
Poppy was annoying outside of when she was evil and Asuna. I'd rather deal with her son dad.

>> No.18013200

>>18013179
>Anon is told to bring something they haven't seen for a nighttime showing, or else they'll gangrape him instead.
>Undead girls high fiving as he walks away talking about "easy dick" and how they'll finally lose their virginities.
>Anon comes by the chubby Wight Ojou's manor that night and is met with a bunch of half-dressed Undead only to whip out Kamen Rider OOO.
>During the final episode, anon looks around to see the vampire sisters hugging each other, the Wisp and the Phantom are barely holding it together, the Lich is ugly crying and the Wight is muttering "ankh no" to herself.
>A sudden squeeze around his chest causes him to look up and see that the Ghoul looks on the verge of tears and has sat him on her lap to hold him close.
>After the final scene, they all gather themselves and welcome you to the club proper.
>The Lich's eyes light up and she immediately cheers up when you tell her there's more Rider series for her to see.

>> No.18013209

>>18013200
Would be fun.
The wight and ghoul sound cute.
Then again, all of them are cute

>> No.18013213

>>18013200
I never want Lilims to find out about Rider because I don't know how far they'd go to try and recreate it.

>> No.18013218

What monster girl could you picture being with someone who has a intimidating face that most buff and strong ones are scared of?

>> No.18013225

>>18013218
Weresheep. No one can beat the weresheep.

>> No.18013226

>>18013218
Oomukade or shirohebi. Yanderes in general

>> No.18013244

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please watching out for those mikos possessed by fox spirits.
They may seem all 'kind' and 'safe' but they've got filthy minds that would make even a cheshire blush

>> No.18013248

>>18013244
Read that as minos getting possessed by foxes and suddenly got a fear boner.

>> No.18013249

>>18013248
>Fox-Muscle cows
Anon no, tomboy psudeo-mofu is terrifying

>> No.18013256

>>18013249
Imagine. She have a great mix of both, she'd be the great athletic lewd cow, ready to rape at any given time. Her milk would taste heavenly and her fur parts would be so fucking fluffy.

>> No.18013257

>>18013249
>tomboy psudeo-mofu
YES

>> No.18013261

>>18013256
Do remember that she'd have more 'ghost' mofu until it really sets in.

Not all of them come out with real mofu

>>18013257
Anon please, she can't even be a shrine maiden right!
Her dictation is just too rough!

>> No.18013265

>>18013261
I wonder what would happen if I use a red shirt in front of her. Being a mino with the lewdness of a fox would grant results worth seeing.

>> No.18013269

>>18013261
My mofu tomboy will be the best shrine maiden to exist.

>> No.18013274

>>18013265
She'd 'seduce' you by using lewd language and then just pinning you against the wall just to try and get you to 'consent' before she begins the bedding.

>>18013269
Nyet!

>> No.18013279

>>18013274
Yes!

>> No.18013280

>>18013274
Seduce me using her silver tongue? As in kissing me like the horny girl she is? Also, it would be fun to tease her at that moment, seeing how long it would take for her to try and lift me up and raping me so hard I'll never use red again.
I'd still do it.

>> No.18013309

How do you keep a Flayer from flaying?

>> No.18013312

>>18013309
Tie her tentacles into a knot.
They're probably not very physically strong.

>> No.18013315

>>18013309
A bullet or five.

>> No.18013319

>>18013309
Earmuffs.

>> No.18013323

>>18013309
You make her make a nice tight custom rubber hood of course. With all her tentacles covered in shiny latex there'd be no way she could work her unsavory flayering powers and the rest of the hood on her face would keep her from just slipping her tentacles out. She could have holes for her eyes and mouth of course, but this is the only real solution!

>> No.18013327

>>18013244
Kitsune-tsuki are actually one of the most paranoia-inducing monster girls when you think about it.
You think that sweet girl down the street is just a normal human girl? You thought wrong, son. The only way you can know she's really a monster is if you've already been ensnared.
On top of that, she COULD have been perfectly normal beforehand, so just because you know someone was fine in the past doesn't mean that's the truth anymore.

They're the ultimate in stealth monsters.

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>>18012002

>> No.18013329
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>you will never go down to the Sabbath and get yourself armfuls of lolis

>> No.18013337

>>18013329
Good thing I don't enjoy lolis.

>> No.18013341 [DELETED] 

>>18013337
Then you don't belong in this thread.

>> No.18013371 [DELETED] 

>>18013341
r/gatekeeping is back at Leddit kiddo

>> No.18013379 [DELETED] 

>>18013371
Now I'm sure you're not from around here. Fuck off.

>> No.18013381

>>18012945
>bunch of other monster girls confront you while you're bullying her
>"Anon, we're tired of standing around watching you do this to her and not saying anything!"
>she's happy someone is sticking up for her
>"Yeah, hurry up and fuck her already!"
>"Enough with the foreplay!"
>"The nurse said you can use the infirmary, so get in there!"
>you huff and say 'fine', then sling her over your shoulder and head off to the nurse's room
>shy nuki is beet red and too stunned to say anything
Remember that bullying is just the lead up

>> No.18013433

>>18012095
Reminds me. Anyone have that image of the dragon/lizard accidentally scratching their phone screen with their claw? I enjoy those kinds of details that will happen when the portals open.

>> No.18013452
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Yog-sothoth lolis

>> No.18013453

>>18012570
I understood that reference

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>portal opens
>ancient evil monster girl figures this world is ripe for the taking and enlist you as her first vassal
>the world will bow before her...as soon as she figures out how to use these blasted "machines" that continue to confound her

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I would imagine that this mg would be the shittest neighbor to have since every night would be an endless sex party that ends in a parade.

>> No.18013501

What video games would you teach your MG daughterus to play anons? What would their favorites be?

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>>18013433
Here you go.

>>18013478
Just fuck her brains out so mich she only parties during the weekend. Or change her alarm clock.

>> No.18013513

>>18013501
I wouldn't really teach her, she'd learn mostly by herself with me just giving a few tips here and there on games that I've played.
She'd most likely enjoy adventure games and harvest moon.

>> No.18013515

>>18013501
Mario of course. No matter what, it's required playing for young gamers. My favorite to this day is Super Mario Bros 3.

>> No.18013522

>>18013504
That doesn't work if she's already married.

>> No.18013530

>>18013515
Careful anon, you might end up teaching that chunni young tanuki to do a ninja run and take a flying leap into the air, only for her to fall on her face.

>> No.18013536

>>18013501
I would mostly let my Kobold daughteru watch me play what I play as she'd really enjoy that, and then form her own interests and opinions otherwise. I am sure she would like pokemon and mario kart though, and she might try runescape once or twice but only the oldschool version because that's what papa plays.

>> No.18013541

>>18013536
KDF I bed your daughteru would bot on runescape.

>> No.18013549

>>18013323
>KDF (probably) saves the world

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>>18013452

>> No.18013554

>>18013541
How rude! My daughteru may not be good, but she'd never cheat! She might scammed or lured and be sad, but she'd know to come to me for help with that sort of thing.

>>18013549
Anon I don't think Mindflayers are all bent on world domination.

>> No.18013556

>>18013515
>Super Mario Bros 3
You know how mario can turn into a stone statue when he has the tanuki suit right?
Imagine a young tanuki trying to do that.

>> No.18013560

>>18013553
Blue board anon! That's full on double penetration, have some decency for fuck's sake!

>> No.18013564

>>18013553
>Double stuffing a poor loli's hole
That's some degenerate shit.

>> No.18013568

What's with all the /v/ images every thread lately?

>> No.18013570

>>18013328
i chortled

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I'm a slut for spiders.

>> No.18013583

>>18013556
>"Today's the day! The boss level! I'm going to say how I feel about anon."
>"There he is, coming out of math class. I'm going to do it. I just need the advantage by making the opening move. Let's a-go!"
>'Hi Tammy! What's new?'
>"Aah! He snuck up while I was distracted! I need to hide!"
>She lets out a quiet eep while crouching to the ground and covering her self with her fluffy tail
>'See you later, I guess'
Poor girl needs to unplug and socialize

>> No.18013585

>>18013573
The only thing spider girls deserve is a twenty ton kick to the face.

>> No.18013588

>>18013564 is right, don't double stuff a loli. One dick twice the normal size is proper loli stuffing protocol.

>> No.18013589

>>18013585
Okay then, instead of shitting on her, what kind of girls do you prefer?

>> No.18013599

>>18013573
>posts a murderer
>slurp slurp

feels bad man
cat is best girl anyway

>> No.18013603

>>18013589
Undead girls are pretty cute.

>> No.18013610

I want a haughty Wight to slobber over my dick and treat it like a delicious lollipop!

>> No.18013613

>No Cursed gauntlet that possesses your arm
I feel like KC didn't really think it through when it comes to cursed weapons.

>> No.18013617

>>18013613
>must_not_fap.jpg

>> No.18013618

>>18013613
Wouldn't that do nothing but try to beat you off?

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>> No.18013625

>>18013618
It would try and get you to corrupt every woman you saw when you're not busy fucking her.

>> No.18013632

>>18013613
I can only think of army of darkness.

>> No.18013640

>>18013632
Reminder that monster girls would ban any movie that involved human men being physically or emotionally harmed.

>> No.18013641

>>18013599
She's all better now and want's MC's dick so that makes it all fine, right?

>> No.18013648

>>18013641
No it fucking doesn't.

>> No.18013654

>>18013640
>censorshit

>> No.18013655
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18013655

surviving the california wildfire by making a lot of incomplete mgs, make sure to keep harpies cool during this winter weekend

>> No.18013659

>>18013654
Are you trying to tell me that a hyper protective group of sex crazed women wouldn't censor the living shit out of old world media?

>> No.18013672

>>18013659
I'm saying that if they do, and it's very possible they would, it would be shit. That's the kind of manipulative behavior that the Order does. Monsters should take the high road.

>> No.18013674

>>18013613
Sounds like a recipe for constant cursed armor handjobs. You'd lose your reputation immediately as it'd seem like you're a chronic public masturbator. The monstergirls would know though. They'd see your wife using you in public and get immensely turned on.

>> No.18013676

What species of girl would best match a personality like Retsuko's?

>> No.18013679

>>18013674
>Sounds like a recipe for constant cursed armor handjobs.
So like that moment from Parasyte?

>> No.18013714

>>18013659
>Are you trying to tell me that a hyper protective group of sex crazed women wouldn't censor the living shit out of old world media?
Why censor what you can use for propaganda? Show all the world why this change needs to happen.

>> No.18013836

>>18013676
Literally who?

>> No.18013883
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>>18013452
I know one

>> No.18013884

>Accidentally walk in on a monster girl changing
>Her face lights up and she excitedly asks "Did you come to watch?"
If any girl did this in a harem anime, she would instantly be labeled as best girl by everybody.

>> No.18013886

>>18013623
Is the device powered by the two little boys from next door, ballgagged and strapped into milking onaholes? I bet it is. I they've even put their cute little colored pencils self-portraits in front of their preferred boy.

>> No.18013921

>>18013884
>implying she wouldn't get the brunt of the "LOL SLUT" shitposting

>> No.18013925

>>18013659
>>18013714

I would absolutely hate this since their treating me like an mentally retarded child.

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>>18013886
What? No.
That's silly.

>> No.18013947

>>18013943
Yeah, I suppose the girls would just strap them in as dickthrones.

>> No.18013950

>>18013947
That's more likely.
Now you're gonna sit there, with one of them on your lap, and enjoy them mowing down trashcans and blasting mailboxes.

>> No.18013967

>>18013943
Is this qtpie from that Fate game or something else?

>> No.18013974
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>>18013967
Fate Grand Order, yes.

>> No.18013975

>>18013950
They're gonna need some batteries, then. Those are harder to come by than childhood friends.

>> No.18013980

>>18013975
>Hard to come by
Just go to the store and they're there.

>> No.18013986

>>18013980
Little girls don't have that sort of money, anon.

>> No.18013987

>>18013986
Those with allowances do.

>> No.18014204

>>18013987
Damn those posh 'Noob princesses!

>> No.18014219

>Raised by an Oni
>Forced to get swole
>Go off to college
>Discover you've been had
>She spread rumors around campus before you began attending that you were looking to get married and that anyone who can take you in a fight can be your wife
>She just wants to ensure you're forced to settle down and take over the family business

>> No.18014262

>>18014219
>get beaten to a pulp by your cute little sister on the way to school on the first day

>> No.18014421 [DELETED] 

>>18011760
>insufferable faggot as people like shoggocks
Honestly, provide one way in which shoggocks is insufferable. I know nothing about his situation, but all I see is you hating on him incessantly, I don't think I've ever even seen him post.
>Worse than kdf
Not fooling anyone.

>> No.18014522

how many drawfags are still active on the threads?

>> No.18014527

>>18014522
2

>> No.18014531

>>18014527
I know latenightdraws is one of them, but who's other?

>> No.18014534

>>18014531
That one guy

>> No.18014543

>>18014534
you got any of their draws?

>> No.18014545

>>18014522
We got a new dragfag lately who luckily didn't burn. Chowder skill sketches too.

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>>18014522
There is the fellow drawing that pear-shaped christmas Kitsune-bi from the previous thread.

>> No.18014568

>>18014522
I do various sketches here and there

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sleepy thread

>> No.18014664

>>18014646
I want a comfy, pudgy cheshire to snuggle

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>>18014646
Real undead hours.

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>>18014672
Every hour is undead hour if you want it to be.

>> No.18014685

>>18014664
Would a cheshire's smug levels increase the meatier she gets?

>> No.18014688

>>18014672
I want to see her use that bottle as an anal dildo, that is, buttchug and anally masturbate at the same time while I watch and masturbate.

>> No.18014689

>>18014685
Of course!
The more meat she has, the easier it is for her to pin you down with her larger rear and taunt you, along with having a larger chest to flaunt at you, although one point is easier to bully on her

>> No.18014691

>>18014679
That throne always reminded me of Arcueid's throne for some reason, albeit without the chains.

>> No.18014695

>>18014691
Arcueid a cute.
Ciel is better

>> No.18014702

>>18014689
It would also make her happier because while she may be bigger than the other memecats she's still got a loving husband who fills her up daily

>> No.18014704

>>18014695
Obligatory "It's shit, right?" but I don't disagree.Hisui beats both of them anyway.

>> No.18014711

>>18014704
Of course.
Hisui is pretty good.
Honestly, I've never liked Arcueid all that much.

>> No.18014716

>>18014691
>>18014695
>>18014704
Akiha a best.

>> No.18014718

>>18014702
Of course!
Even if that filling up gets initiated by the cheshire more times than not.

That and they're probably spoiled more, which leads to them being bigger memecats

>> No.18014726

>>18014716
Respectable taste. I'd love to marry my vermillion-haired Kejorou imouto.

>> No.18014734

>>18014716
She's not bad, although Sion from Melty Blood is another Solid Girl

>> No.18014742

>>18014726
Redhead flatty kej best kej. Would get tortured by her hair and paint her flat chest white every day.

>> No.18014760

>>18014718
Groping big, fat, cuddle cat rear while she rests atop me!

>> No.18014809
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>tfw no wolf older sister to protect you from the Cumthirster that always tries to seduce you over to her side

>> No.18014824

>>18014809
Warrior onee-sans best onee-sans.
For some reason I've had wonder woman as a monster girl stuck in my head lately.

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>>18014809
>tfw no space paladin childhood friend to push down with your mutant strength and infect with all the STD's you got from your cult aunty from a sloppy deepthroat of course, so you can give your virginity to the one who deserves it

>> No.18014832

>>18014809
Anon please.
Those wolfus are just ignorant, drunken savages that, in their own way, are just as bad as those carnal demons.

There are far better, more scholarly girls you can go to even if they're just animated suits of armor

>> No.18014840
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Waterproof suits are possible thanks to Sea Bishops

>> No.18014857

>>18014840
I'd chat witha. Sea bishop, I think they are cute.

>> No.18014863

>>18014826
Space Paladin-chan is for tempting and corrupting.

>> No.18014868

>>18014832
Are you saying you don't want to get pinned against a wall by a drunken warrior wolf and given a sloppy makeout session?

>> No.18014874

>>18014868
I wouldn't mind it but I'm more a cat person myself

>> No.18014875

>>18014863
She's good for forced corruption too.

>> No.18014887

>>18014875
Yep.
I'm sure that all that fasting, desensitization, and denial will make her a great target for being converted to she who thirsts.

Would tempt till the only she wants to do is Feast, fuck, and go on cute dates

>> No.18014897

>>18013836
Aggressive Retsuko, a character from Sanrio.

>> No.18014903

>Field research with the dark mage teacher
>Night descends
>Set up camp
>There is only one sleeping bag
>She is already in it and completely naked
>She demands that you join in with her

wat do

>> No.18014910

>>18014903
I get in the slime bag.

>> No.18014916

>>18014910
>Making the dark mage teacher jealous by sleeping inside the slime familiar

Devious

>> No.18014922

>>18014887
>not corrupting her perfect, muscular, supremely healthy body with filth, chub and disease
Ahegao'd out former Space Paladin-chan spilling out of her formerly perfectly fitted armor while having her pustules burst in her deepest parts when?

>> No.18014930
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Gonna grope my Onee-chan's big soft titties as much as I want, whenever I want!

>> No.18014932
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>>18014916
actually, my dark mage and slime are one and the same.

>> No.18014934

>>18014922
Of course not! Except for the chub via feasting She's for corrupting into a decadent pleasure toy that has her ill-fitting armor worn more as a mark of what she was instead of a tool for fighting.

>> No.18014947

>>18014930
Do you also enjoy being kicked in the testicles?

>> No.18014952

>>18014930
Valuable stress relief for both of you, good thinking.

>> No.18014962

>>18014922
Only so long as those diseases are Sexy STDs that make her more sensative or lactate excessively and that filth is My seed dirtying her womb, between her breasts, and her rear, along with dribbling milk

>> No.18014969

>>18014932
Ah yes, the elixir incident of '87.

>> No.18014980

>>18014962
Of course they are.
She's got a particularly bad case of quickshotitis and gushes with every single thrust.
Her breasts are covered in a disgusting film of milk and sperm, and her groin in one of her secretions and sperm.

>> No.18014994

>>18014980
Well thats good, anything else would be disgusting.
Her stomach better be swollen with seed and a fair amount of pudge

>> No.18015007

>>18014994
The amount of pudge is actually fairly low, most of it are your mutated, corrupt spawn

>> No.18015020

>>18015007
That is both more disappointing and more exciting than I expected.
>Monster girl Nurgle followers are predisposed to multiple births, their most magnificent members more likely to be sporting 10 kids than 1

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>> No.18015031

>>18014969
That's what she gets for mixing nonsense together for a breast enhancement potion. Now she's always changing.

>> No.18015033

>>18015023
My ears are extremely sensitive

>> No.18015044

>>18015033
>[heavy Succ breathing]

>> No.18015052

>>18015020
>The individual spawn are small enough that she doesn't even feel any pain while giving birth
>Instead, every sequential birth gives her more and more pleasure
>By the 3rd she's orgasmed for the first time
>By the 7th she's twitching with her eyes rolled back
>By the time all 10 are out she's so addicted to the pleasure that she desperately pulls them to her breasts to get more pleasure from nursing them
You just know she's going to filth herself up with all that milk flowing into the spawn's ravenous mouths.

>> No.18015063

>>18014760
>smug memecat ufuing as she rests her massive jiggling ass on your face

>> No.18015070

>>18015052
Yep.
And the spawn are all ferocious adorable little girls that look like green goblins and love nothing more than to hug others, even if said hugs bring diseases with them.

If the wife keeps that up, she may truly transcend one day and end up becoming a living, breathing breeding machine of new STD's with strange new effects and children who go out to spread them.

This does bring of the question of if their female worshipers turning into monster girls would be the same as apothesis or if the longer they put off turning, the stronger a demon they end up

>> No.18015076

>>18014903
Get in the bag of course. Sleeping naked is one of thr best way to heat ourselves up, no lewds though.

>> No.18015080

>>18015063
Please, it would be a 'Nya-ha ha' if anything.

And you better believe I'd just start groping harder or eating her out until that big, smug memecat is laying her full weight upon me while I sink my fingers deeply into that well padded rear.

>> No.18015095

>>18014679
I want to gently facefuck a loli Wight.

>> No.18015121

>>18015095
What's this I hear? What wonderous thing?

>> No.18015127

>>18015070
Those STD's will be mutations for all intents and purposes. They can only spread to their husbands and children, after all.

What if they keep getting more and more potential the longer they remain a virgin, and then suddenly monsterize at the moment of their first creampie? Imagine a real sticc mojyo of a cultist finally getting married at 35 and instantly growing the most amazing body and horns.

>> No.18015136

>>18015095
Friendly reminder that she would outlast you by far as she doesn't have a gag reflex due to being dead, plus she doesn't even need to breathe.

>> No.18015143

>>18015127
Maybe but it would need to be a combination of that and deeds.

But, yes, one that monsterized after a long and 'healthy' career would find her figure 'rounding itself out' while all her gifts kick in to make her better at bearing and feeding all those kids she's going to have

>> No.18015162

>>18015095
I want to violently skullfuck an adult Wight.

>> No.18015163

>>18015127
>>18015143
Monsterization can be a magical thing.

>> No.18015170

>>18015080
Would you squeeze all her various soft bits while your face is buried between her tremendous thighs and mind-numbingly huge ass?

>> No.18015173

>>18015143
What if her husband likes her sticc? Is she going to stay that way and just get outrageously distended when time comes to spawn?

>> No.18015182

>>18013640
Actually so long as there is a happy ending they'd be up for all sorts of things like that:

>Monsters especially like the sort of thing where a tragic or unreasonable turn of events is overcome by a male hero, and monsters, and they finally have a lascivious happy ending. Many monsters are highly sensitive, and they're able to get absorbed in a story. They put themselves and their husbands in the role of hero and heroine, and empathize. At the same time they enjoy a story, they envision passionate trysts and sex almost like in the story.

>> No.18015183

>>18015173
I wouldn't worry about it, they can stretch pertty good.

>> No.18015186

>>18015163
That it can be.
And this is only for the nurgle worshipers

>> No.18015192

>>18015170
Of course.
Her hips, her thighs, her chest and her tummy would all get fondled

>> No.18015196

>>18015183
But with all the power she's accumulated as a 35-year-old virgin she's going to have at least 15 children! She won't even be able to sit up with a body like that! She'd need some sort of floating bed to even get around her home, much less go outside.

>> No.18015197

>>18015173
Then that could happen as well, a feverish 'starving' look could happen too.

>> No.18015202

>>18013925
That's what extremist monsters think you are. They don't allow you to use a knife unless you show them that you can by fucking their brains out.

>> No.18015205

>>18015186
So Khorne worshipers get strong, Slaneesh worshipers get anything and everything you want, but what do Tzeentch worshipers get?

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>>18015095
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.18015208

>>18015197
Please stop, you've just triggered my almost forgotten tuberculosis fetish. I've got an impossible desire to nurse and pamper that sickly sticc.

>> No.18015209

>>18015205
knowledge and bird wings

>> No.18015217

>>18015136
>the trap is sprung

>> No.18015218

>>18015208
Too bad, feel free to take care of her, even if her own fevered strength would be more than enough for her to stand up on her own

>> No.18015220

>>18015196
It happens to the best of them. No matter how fat and big she gotten she wouldn't be able to move with 15 kids anyway.

>> No.18015227

>>18015095
Wights shouldn't be lolis
Neither should cows

>> No.18015242

>>18015227
Every girl was a loli once.

>> No.18015243

>>18015218
All of her ruinous powers will be entirely useless when I princess carry her everywhere and feed her every meal every day. She's going to spend all day in bed with a cold towel on her forehead.

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>>18015227
rude

>> No.18015250

>>18015242
Automatons weren't.

>> No.18015256

>>18015250
They are an exception.

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>>18015227
>Wights shouldn't be lolis
Imagine being this wrong.

>> No.18015274

>>18015259
Gonna fill those skindentations with cum, if you know what I mean.

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Imagine a Dragon seeing her morning face uploaded on an imageboard. What would she do?

>> No.18015297

>>18015274
You use her socks and I use her pussy, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18015314

>>18015274
Wight footjobs are better.

>> No.18015321

>>18013640
>human men being physically or emotionally harmed
Which writefag here would be immediately hunted down?

>> No.18015327

>>18015297
I'm down with this, if you know what I mean.

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>>18015292
If she was married the husband would be getting a taste of the so called "Rulers of earth" unless she was a sub, then she'd just pout and hit him in a cute way.

>> No.18015329

>>18015321
I guess people who draw NTR doujins would get hunted down if monstergirls show up in this world.

As for writefags, I have no clue.

>> No.18015332

>>18015321
Rough. Paizuri.

>> No.18015334

>>18015327
We have a deal then. Time to play with that wight until she feels like an adult, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18015342

>>18015334
I didn't know adults felt like their thighhighs were entirely impregnated with cum, but I guess that's how it goes.

>> No.18015349

>>18015342
It wouldn't be their thighhigs, anon. Her pussy is the one being filled with cum until she gets impregnated.

>> No.18015351

>>18015136
Being physically outlasted by her while doing that isn't a problem, she's being mentally outlasted by getting into the mindset of being lewdly dominated.

>> No.18015359

>>18015349
It's both her thighhighs and her womb, that was the deal.

>> No.18015373

>>18014522
Those who aren't glorified doodlers or le fragile princesses who can't take criticism? Zero.

>> No.18015376
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18015376

>laughs in nerdbird
how would she trick anon into being her first boyfriend?

>> No.18015386

>>18015376
Invite him over to watch some of dat dere animes, of course.

>> No.18015393

>>18015359
Right, but being impregnated is what female adults do. Getting her thighs lewded just makes her feel extra horny and wet, I guess it makes her feel like a monster.

>> No.18015404

>>18015376
An overly elaborate plot that involves anon running into her ‘shy librarian’ human guise

It’s only a couple dates in that she goes full technicolor nerd bird

>> No.18015413
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[Majimeya (isao)] PHEROMOMANIA Vol. 1 Kanzenban [English] =White Symphony

One of the best succubus doujins I've seen a while.

You'll never become the sole food provider for a succubus who starved herself to avoid killing people.

>> No.18015415
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Tsundere Yeti whose smacks feel like getting hit with a pillow

>> No.18015424
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>>18015413
She's so wonderfully ravenous.

>> No.18015445

>>18015404
What if anon reveals that he doesn't like harpies?

>> No.18015448

>>18015393
There's no way a monster that's both that young and undead could get pregnant anyway without some kind of extraordinary effort.

So that just means you're free to flood her still barren loli pussy with seed for recreational purposes, before taking her ass next while a mix of cum and love juice trickles down her inner thighs.

>> No.18015456

>>18015445
Lady of Change
She just changes her appearance, although ‘fur’ will be feathers of a dizzy color

>> No.18015462

>>18014262
No lolis, thats cheating who could hit that face?

>> No.18015466

>>18015448
Monsters can get pregnant at a young age already, so it could be possible, though I don't think I'd be focusing too much on it. I'd just be using her pussy a lot and since you mentioned her butt I might as well use that too until her legs go weak.

>> No.18015469

>>18015462
You won't even get a chance to hit her, she'll just jump out of the bush and gut punch you unconscious. By the time you come to, she'll already be playing with the cum dribbling out of her tiny, bloodied lolipussy.

>> No.18015484

>>18015469
>Raised by an oni
>Losing to your little sister
You must be a special kind of weak to do this.

>> No.18015493

>>18015484
Loli Onis are very powerful. He should be glad his dick wasn't squished off when she came.

>> No.18015500

>>18015493
If he wasn't losing on purpose then I don't know what he's doing. Loli onis are strong, but if you were raised by a normal one you could easily play with her.

>> No.18015503

>>18014826
Is she mad because your looking at a sister or mad because your looking at a sister other than her?

>> No.18015508

>>18015503
>other than her
It's this one. She denies it, but we both know the truth.

>> No.18015516

>>18015484
>>18015500
She's still an Oni, you're not

>> No.18015528

>>18015516
At what age would the loli's Oni genes overpower your natural ruggedness from being a human raised by Oni.

>> No.18015534

Dreams suck. Dreamed I was getting a fivesome with the waifus. Started crying in the dream, and so they slowed down the pace until I stopped. Portal opens when?

>> No.18015537

>>18015528
I'd say once she starts seeking sex, so 8-12

>> No.18015538

>>18013463
This is the best. An ancient evil who can destroy countries with a flick of her wrist but can’t figure out the TV remote is too cute.

>> No.18015558

>>18015516
If you got oni mana it wouldn't make that much of a difference. You probably wouldn't be able to win against a normal one, but a loli would be nothing.

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18015559

>>18015538
>"I have conquered WORLDS! EONS of STARS fallen under my evermarching armies of darkness! NONE can stand before my unfathomable power and live to tell the tale, for I a-"
>The toaster pops up some poptarts
>"Eep! Ambush!"

She may be over-exaggerating her so called 'cosmic power'

>> No.18015561

>>18015537
So the ovaries kicking into gear gives a strength boost?

>> No.18015563
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>>18015534
Not soon enough.
Dreams aren't all bad though, my most recent one involved making out with a certain gap youkai.

>> No.18015564
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>>18015538
>Vampire getting reverse isekai'd to our world
>She thinks sunblock cream is the best thing ever invented by humans

>> No.18015567

>>18015413
does she kill the guy?

>> No.18015568

>>18015534
I once dreamed that I had an elf loli as a friend. She sang me songs that I couldn't understand and we had a great, non-sexual time walking around town and playing games.
My life's been worse ever since. I wish I had a friend. I had one for a night, and now she's gone forever, and I'll never have a friend like her again.

>> No.18015572

>>18015567
Nope. She said other men who had sex with her died halfway though.

>> No.18015573

>>18015559
>Onee-Baphomet gets assigned to you when the Quantum Wurm does her yearly tunneling in of portals
>You don't know anything about monsters besides what you've seen on the news because you didn't read the Monstergirl Encyclopedia (tm)
>Ask her about herself
>She says that in her race, being so tall and voluptuous is a sign of great power and beauty and that only a few are so priviledged
>Also she's, uh, she's super rich too, and really powerful
>And also she's basically unstable so you have to do what she says or she'll, um, destroy entire countries with a flick of her wrist! Yeah!
>Anon shocked such a clearly important figure was dropped on his doorstep, asks what she was doing before she was whisked away here
>"Watching ani- a- annihilation of whole nations before me! Yeah, that! For I am Baphomet, the supreme!"

Indulge the poor heretic.

>> No.18015580

>>18015572
>Nope
oh no thanks then

>> No.18015581

>>18015568
I can be your friend, anon.

>> No.18015583

>>18015534
Wait, why did you cry? Did you cheat on your wife with five another girls?

>> No.18015589

>>18015583
No. I have four waifus. Crying because the intensity and passion of the lovemaking. I'm hopelessly romantic.

>> No.18015593

>>18015589
Who are they?

>> No.18015594

>>18015573
I wonder what happens when you show her a picture of our universe’s Baphomet?

>> No.18015599

>>18015580
Are you saying you wanted it to be a story where the guy dies?

>> No.18015601

>>18015589
Seeing "I have four waifus" feels really wrong, but crying during sex seems really weird. I didn't even know that was possible.

>> No.18015602

>>18015599
when it comes to succubi I do prefer snuff

>> No.18015608

>>18015534
>tfw all my dreams are either really scary and realistic nightmares or really dumb and forgettable slapstick dreams
I just want to dream about Monstergirls is that too hard to ask for?

>> No.18015611

>>18015593
Eh. A red dragon prone to rages, Lilim employed in a monastery studying mystic philosophy and it's relation to religious ecstacy (gets a kick out of left hand tantra), a heretical Onee Sabbath Baphomet worshipping Shub Niggurath, and a Pharaoh enamored with religious ceremonies akin to a very devoted high preistess.

>> No.18015616

>>18015608
My last monstergirl dream ended up a Succubus draining my energy. Woke up really thirsty too.

>> No.18015619

>>18015466
>until her legs go weak.
That wouldn't take long. Undead are sensitive to body heat, lolis are sensitive to being gently dommed by grown dicks and ojous are sensitive to anal.

>> No.18015620

>>18015611
Sounds like a nice dream.

>> No.18015624

>>18015608
My dream last night was an Archanid making fun of some guy's shoes until I told her I have the same dress shoes at home. You should have seen her face. No sex just that. Dreams are weird.

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>>18015602
Anon, you can't make a succubus so happy she heart pupils and then go and die on her. Its just rude.

>> No.18015629

>>18015608
I had a dream involving monmusu quest last week

>> No.18015631

>>18015608
I had a dream the other day where I was me, but I was Keanu Reeves character in Speed 2 (the one on the boat) and it had nothing but aquatic MGs in it. It was kinda nice.

>> No.18015632

>>18015628
in that akazawa red comic, the succubi sucked the kids dry to near death but then revived them by breast feeding them, is that still bad?

>> No.18015639

>>18015631
That does sound quite pleasant. Was there any immediate danger and excitement or was it just peacefully hanging out with sea girls?

>> No.18015640

>>18015619
So clinging to her so I can share my body heat and fuck her ass with my grown dick is going to make her melt? Sounds like weve got a pretty good deal here indeed.

>> No.18015641

>>18015608
>tfw I don't know about my dreams because I never remember them
Goddamn Mindflayers

>> No.18015642

>>18015632
No, that is potentially romantic give and take.

>> No.18015645

>>18015639
I don’t remember. All I really remember was a loli Tritonia Who was mute telling me she loves me in ASL.

>> No.18015649

>>18015608
I had a few monster girl dreams myself, but most of their appearances are just cameos and lewding rarely happens.

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>>18015628

>> No.18015660

>>18015653
You're a goner by the time a Shikibus gets heart pupils.

>> No.18015663

>>18011693
closing this thread

>> No.18015669

>>18015653
I adore the look of Shikibuses so much, why do they have to be so murderous?

>> No.18015670
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>No salamander to fight on the stage of history

>> No.18015673

>>18015669
bad upbrining probably

>> No.18015674

>>18015670
I want to block salamander twins' path.

>> No.18015677

>>18015534
For that to happen, we need at least 20 tea candle holders with the following runes painted upon them in the following directions:

North - Daeg
South - Gebu
East - Wunjo
West -Berkanon

Insert and light tea candles in the holders, going counter-clockwise from the 12 o' clock position. This will send a message between the planes, asking for the dawn of the new age, in exchange for a sacrifice. Since mamono are much like us, an offering of food will suffice, but an offering of semen will work as well, so long as it is sufficient in volume. Just make sure that there is minimal salt in whatever you prepare. When you finish lighting the candles, insert the offering into the center of the circle.

After that you've basically initiated the sexual predation and selection of the entire human race. Can you live with that?

>> No.18015683

>>18015670
>The stage of history
Would sophitia be a better valkyire or lizardwoman?

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>>18015673
I am eternally grateful that in the MGE one of the first things the mamono lord did was adjust how the draining process works so that monster girls wouldn't kill their mate no longer how insatiable they are.

>> No.18015690

>>18015684
Not all non- MGE succubi fuck their victims to death

>> No.18015691

>>18015684
what if they want to die?

>> No.18015696

>>18015684
even in monmusu quest where they can do it, many choose not to , at least in the paradox timeline where they've taken a sort of don't kill the golden goose approach to things.

>> No.18015699

>>18015690
Oh I realize that, I just appreciate scenarios where succubi can go all out without having to first find a special person who can survive their ravages (though those stories have their appeal as well).

>> No.18015702

>>18015691
The Succubus would do her best to change his mind and make him forget about the suicidal thoughts.

Assuming the man is single, he's get her as a waifu in the end.

>> No.18015711

>>18015683
>Lizardwoan sophitia
thank you of reminding me of bad western art
(also thank you soul calibur 6 for removing her children)

>> No.18015730

>>18015711
1.how bad is the art?
2. would malfested characters like tira and Pyrrha Ω count as monster girls?

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>> No.18015736

>>18015711
> V was so bad that they need to go back

At least it did something right

>> No.18015744 [DELETED] 

>>18014421
Dude literally defends the Siths.

>> No.18015759 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
Eh, carry on then.

>> No.18015764

>>18015730
1. Scalie TF, forget about it

2. Pyrrha Ω possibly, but I kinda hate all of V's newcomers

>> No.18015768 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
Well then he has no right to take the high ground.

>> No.18015769 [DELETED] 

>>18015759
Also bitches about the thread causing his lack of writing drive when writer's block is literally a personal problem.

>> No.18015788 [DELETED] 

>>18015769
Well to be fai,
>This thread
>Encouraging creativity and productivity

>> No.18015789

>>18015735
Is that a Rataoskr/Hellhound hybrid?
I’ll take twins if you have them.

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>>18015764
To be fair, soul edge is one hell of a sword.
also whats wrong with the new people in 5?

>> No.18015808

>tfw you will never be a nerdy weresheep's tsundere childhood friend/bully.

It's not like I tug on her hair because it's so soft and I find it relaxing to run my fingers through it.

>> No.18015809

>>18015684
>monster girls wouldn't kill their mate
Why'd she have to take this away from me? The one thing I could look forward to.

>> No.18015811 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
and why shouldn't he?

>> No.18015818 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
>being this but hurt about siths.
Just because they aren't your cup of tea doesn't make then objectively bad. There are plenty of Mgs I don't like but I don't get all pissy with other anons they like them.

>> No.18015820

>>18015809
Just go for a wisp mate.

>> No.18015834

>>18015684
I'm looking forward to the rest of the succubus book. We might get the rtanslation before the end of the year.

>> No.18015836

>>18015620
It was pleasant. Wish it had lasted long enough to get to cuddles and pillow talk.

>> No.18015845

>>18015820
I may as well still be alive if I did that. Besides, she'd probably make me do all the work anyway.

>> No.18015846

>>18015793
The have little to no story and their personalites are crap.
>Patroklos is an asshole, and his alpha form is both unneeded and hijacks sesuka's place
>Pyrrha is a collection of bad anime cliches, the weird relationship with her brothe doesnnt help
>ZWEI, dispite being the best newcomer is a edgelord with a jojo stand
>Lexia is 3X more grating than her mother ever was
>Xiba is a poorly done 90's shonen protag
>Viola is just amy OR IS SHE?
>And all we know of natsu is that she has a fox spirit sealed in her and that taki trained her.

The creators are also weird about female age as every woman that would of been in their 30-40's got removed (Ivy and tira being exceptions due to soul edge bullshit fucking with their physical aging) out right saying in takis case that she would be "too old"

>> No.18015849

>>18015820

Going for the MG that keeps your soul prisoner for an eternity seems like a poor choice for someone who wants to die via sexual intercourse

>> No.18015865

In this style 10/6
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66241317

>> No.18015887

>>18015865
I love Hatters with big tits.

>> No.18015898

>>18015865
>>18015887
They are truly unbeatable. The pinnacle of Monster beauty. My wife!

>> No.18015904 [DELETED] 

>>18015811
>>18015818
>Defending literal furries

>> No.18015983

>>18015849
But she fulfills all your fantasies for eternity so she can kill you an infinite number of ways an infinite number of times for an infinite amount of time. Or are you less interested in being killed and more wanting the sweet release of death?

>> No.18016008 [DELETED] 

>>18015904
I don’t see the problem, officer.

>> No.18016012 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
The siths are fine for the purpose they fill in MGE, it's supposed to have something for everyone as long as that something won't break the rules of the setting.
>>18015865
I wish this guy would draw more frequently, he has great potential but draws too infrequently to git gud.

>> No.18016022 [DELETED] 

>>18015744
The sith create balance with the Jedi. An equal measure, Dark and LIght side in equal parts, ensuring the Force is balanced. Its practitioners may be volatile, but the Force itself demands balance.

>> No.18016054

>>18015846
100% right.

And then there's Kilik coming back as the Male Weapon Master , Sophitia 'coming back' as the Female Weapon Master, and Edge Master coming back as both

>> No.18016057

Cute, pudgy hobgoblin maid

>> No.18016065

>>18016057
Cute hobgoblin waitresses.

>> No.18016076

>>18016065
With a too tight top and too small skirt?

>> No.18016080

>>18016076
Yes, enough to leave her embarrassed while working. The rest of her group would also suffer the same fate.

>> No.18016085

>>18016080
Well, I can't see goblins with too small tops when they have flat chests but I can certainly see their flared hips and fat bottoms getting showed off by a skirt

>> No.18016104

>>18016085
What about Hawaiian Goblins in grass skirts and coconut bras? And their Hobgoblin boss who’s embarrassed because her coconut bra is too tight.

>> No.18016107

>>18016085
The tops would be normal but their skirts would be short enough that it'd show their roundness. If they bended over you'd be able to see their cute panties too.

>> No.18016109

>>18016104
Adorable, especially if that hobgobin only really has it covering her nips

>>18016107
Nice, although one better watch out if one forgot her panties

>> No.18016123 [DELETED] 

>>18015904
arguably way better than lolis.

>> No.18016128 [DELETED] 

>>18016123
You must be new here, faggot.

>> No.18016144

>>18016109
Indeed. If they misbahaved they wouldn't be wearing any panties either and I might add a vibrator too.

>> No.18016146 [DELETED] 

>>18016128
No, I just keep my preferences to myself most of the time. Notice how I said arguably,
I would still prefer neither, but I think siths are better than lolis, especially if they are your "daughters".

>> No.18016158

>>18016104
Do they have a strong tan? that would make it even better.

>> No.18016163

>>18016144
A small one or one large enough for you to see the shape of it through her?

>> No.18016168

>>18016163
A small one just to tease her and make it hard to work unless she begs me for a break to masturbate.

>> No.18016170 [DELETED] 

>>18016146
Lolis and siths are ok they don`t deserve any hate.

>> No.18016184 [DELETED] 

>>18016170
I find siths very redundant. There are at least 4 cat girls species and 3 god girl ones, I don`t really see why anyone would go for them.

>> No.18016201
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Reminder that when your sandworm daughter starts trying to swallow your leg it means it will soon be time for her to leave the nest.

>> No.18016206 [DELETED] 

>>18016184
KC made alps to appeal to the otoko no ko crowd, so im assuming he was doing the same with siths and furries

>> No.18016217

>>18016201
so she is off to fend for herself? or do you keep her company until she is big enough to find her "mate".

>> No.18016230 [DELETED] 

>>18016206
I guess I can see that. But he could have used another animal, since there's already plenty of options for cat and dog lovers, it's not like the world lacks options to inspire him

>> No.18016234 [DELETED] 

>>18016206

Do you know what "otoko no ko" actually means or are you just throwing japanese words around like a retard?

>> No.18016242 [DELETED] 

>>18016184
This >>18016206

Why go for alps when you could go for succubutts? Why go for siths when you could go for werecats? Why go for Youko when you could go for Inari?

>> No.18016247

>>18016201
I imagine having a few sand worm daughters could be very interesting since they could swarm you in their tiny sizes.

>> No.18016251 [DELETED] 

>>18016206
are there many furries in japan?

>> No.18016255 [DELETED] 

>>18016242
Because fucking an Alp is way more depraved than fucking a normal Succubus, and if you find an early-stage Alp you can enjoy conditioning them to seek pleasure to the point of discarding their masculinity and warping their entire body, soul, and being into a lewd fucktoy that exists only for you.

>> No.18016258 [DELETED] 

>>18016230
Most furfags are into those though, and Cu at least can have a wide variety of breeds.
Scalyfags just hide under dragons, what with their actually-just-a-dragon form.

>> No.18016262 [DELETED] 

>>18016251
Yes, but it's usually just as normal as regular monstergirls, there's none of the insufferable western autism there as far as I know.

>> No.18016268 [DELETED] 

>>18016262
so no fursuiters or furries paying 1000$ for commissions?

>> No.18016271 [DELETED] 

>>18016255
That's right, people go for alps because they are gay and people go for the siths because they are furries.

>> No.18016273

>>18015983
Just give me the sweet release of death already.

>> No.18016274 [DELETED] 

>>18016262
>Yes, but it's usually just as normal as regular monstergirls
that chapter in watamote where tomoko's cousin thinks she is into that doesn't make think it is seen as normal at all.

>> No.18016282 [DELETED] 

>>18016271
It's fine for you to have such plebeian tastes, Anon. There's plenty of monsters for normies.

>> No.18016288

>>18016217
You'll have to use your own judgment for that, but be ready for some fierce tantrums if she decides your presence is interfering with her hunting.

>> No.18016296 [DELETED] 

>>18016268
They're like monstergirls 2.0 there, often paired with human males and such

>> No.18016299 [DELETED] 

>>18016274
Neither is liking MGs, Japan is the birth place of depravity because of their societal suppression of desires.

>> No.18016301 [DELETED] 

>>18016268
They have suits. I stumbled into seeing like two? browsing twitters for art. Not a great sample size, but they looked mostly like cutesy mascot bullshit than anything else.
It seems like JP artists in general go for selling doujins instead of commissions.

>> No.18016304 [DELETED] 

>>18016282
Yeah, I enjoy my normie monsters. I'm pretty vanilla after all.

>> No.18016311 [DELETED] 

>>18016123
>>18016146
>fucking FURRIES are better than lolis
You have to go back.
Or even better, kill yourself.

>> No.18016320 [DELETED] 

>>18016008
>Not seeing the problem in defending fucking furries and by extension a massive faggot

>> No.18016328 [DELETED] 

/mgt/ confessions.
I know you have them.

>> No.18016333 [DELETED] 

>>18016301
>They have suits.
do they wear them while having sex on top of a politicians car in front of children ruining the credibility of a charity?

>> No.18016334 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I have a manga waifu who I feel loyal to but indulge in fantasies with a multitude of races of MGE girls. I'm a bad husbando.

>> No.18016335 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
This inevitably turns into shitposting.

>> No.18016337 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I don't care about "one true love" nonsense - I just want a harem of 10 MGE lolis to ravage daily.

>> No.18016341 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
my distaste for lilims is brobdingnagian

>> No.18016343 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
i love my waifu

>> No.18016347 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
My 3d fiancee knows I've written monstergirl stories.

>> No.18016348 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I doodle cute things to help delude myself that my life isn't so shit.

>> No.18016353 [DELETED] 

>>18016334
>he doesn't place his waifu in MGE

>> No.18016356 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I think mamonomana is a stupid concept and the entire setting is worse for it.

>> No.18016359

Would demon type girls be scared or aroused by doomguy?

>> No.18016363

>>18016359
Both.

>> No.18016366 [DELETED] 

>>18016356
this

>> No.18016372 [DELETED] 

>>18016356
Yes anon, it's much better dying 500 years before your wife, or getting killed by a certain environment.

>> No.18016385 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I'm a slut for long tongues and getting my blood sucked

>> No.18016386 [DELETED] 

>>18016356
I think using the word mamono is as retarded as that concept
They're monsters

>> No.18016387 [DELETED] 

>>18016372
This is also one of the reasons I hate mamonomana, because the people who defend it immediately jump to retarded conclusions like these.

>> No.18016394 [DELETED] 

>>18016372
that's like the only good part of it

>> No.18016396 [DELETED] 

>>18016386
Well it used to be translated as demonic energy, but KC thought that sounded too evil and had the term changed.

>> No.18016397 [DELETED] 

>>18016387
Then what would be your solution to the lifespan and harsh environment issues?

Though both of those aren't solved directly by monster mana so much as the incubus transformation that monster mana causes.

>> No.18016404 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
This shit should only be posted when the thread is about to be archived.

My waifu is human

>> No.18016413 [DELETED] 

>>18016396
That was only one reason, the other was that it was considered misleading because the word "demon" doesn't apply to all monsters.

>> No.18016414 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I think the thread memes and cuteposting has gone too far, but I'm not enough of a faggot about it to shit on other people's fun.
Most of the Steelims are alright and many of the creators have proven they aren't just attention grabs
I unironically enjoy the discussions on morality and the problems with the demon lords plan. Its just some fun discussion and beats the endless daughteru topics so I don't get the anons who get mad at it at all.
I really like Mono's discord as a place to lurk, even if a couple of people there are annoying. Mono's grumpy no fun allowed policies are actually a good thing because he banned some of the worst memes and behavior from the place.

>> No.18016418 [DELETED] 

>>18016396
Yeah, I know, and I think that's the most stupid, autistic thing I've ever heard

>> No.18016424

>>18016359
Would doom guy be scared or aroused by demon type girls?

>> No.18016426

>>18016424
enraged

>> No.18016427 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
>confessions
>people listing just 1
I've spent almost half a thousand on monster girl waifus in mobages that could have been spent on commissions
I would probably sleep around a bit before settling down with a monster girl or a harem and wouldn't be mad if they don the same.
Girls fooling around in threesomes is a huge turn on.
I can't decide on a favourite monster girl and often lie depending on my mood when questions about "waifus" come up.
>>18016414
>that last one
Agreed. The "no fun" policy is what stopped it becoming TFT or the wiki.

>> No.18016428 [DELETED] 

>>18016414
Are you me?

>> No.18016431 [DELETED] 

>>18016418
You must not have seen many stupid things if you think being particular about terminology is the "most stupid" thing you've ever heard.

>> No.18016432 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I am getting super fucking sick of fat posting, it's reaching alp levels of obnoxious for me
I don't care what people like, I'm not going to judge, but stop fucking forcing it into literally every single topic that comes up

>> No.18016433

>>18016424
If they're from Hell he'd shoot first and ask questions later. Doom 4 revealed that one of the reasons why Hell shits itself over him is that he can't be tempted or corrupted, because his only wish is to kill demons endlessly.

>> No.18016437 [DELETED] 

>>18016414
>>18016427
Yeah, as much of a buzzkill he is, it's really helped keep things in order.

>> No.18016440 [DELETED] 

>>18016431
It's hyperbole, anonymous. Very common on this here internet thingy.

>> No.18016445 [DELETED] 

>>18016414
>I think the thread memes and cuteposting has gone too far
this
>mention wendigos
>awawawa stretchy meat haha

>mention tritonias
>oo la la hon hon baguette haha
etc etc

>> No.18016449 [DELETED] 

>>18016445
>Having a problem with Wendigo AWAWAWAWAs and stretchy meat
You're just a no-fun cunt, but honestly, it is overdone a bit much.

>> No.18016454 [DELETED] 

>>18016449
Nah, he's pretty right.

>> No.18016456 [DELETED] 

>>18016440
Thing is it doesn't work for me even as hyperbole. How is wanting the terminology to be less misleading "stupid" or "autistic" at all?

>> No.18016458 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
Lilims are cute

>> No.18016459 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
According to the spreadsheet of autism I've spent over $2000 on commissions of my waifu and daughteru.
Sometimes I feel bad about being happy as I am now because I feel like if I'm not dying of suffering then I don't deserve my waifu even though the whole concept of deserving things is BS in my opinion.

>> No.18016470 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I wish we had the same quantity of writefagging we used to, even if it resulted in Machineanon and Historianon egos shitting up the place again. More choice and variety for stories is a good thing.
I don't like the Siths but they're nothing to go apeshit over. Especially when guys like KDF get defended for far worse fetishes.
I hate it when I greentext about a scenario I like and an anon starts adding garbage to it, insisting that's how it would play out because he wanted it to sound "cute". It keeps happening and while it may be petty it just irritates me.

>> No.18016472 [DELETED] 

>>18016397
Harsh environment is a shitty criticism in the first place, it's called a HARSH environment for a reason. People aren't supposed to live underwater or in volcanoes, and having a bullshit plot device suddenly make these things completely non-issues is simply boring. If your waifu lives in a harsh environment, you should either move somewhere else or find some way to adapt to it (possibly through magic items and shit since this is a fantasy setting). Although, I'll admit that mamonomana solving the harsh environment issue is actually mostly a non-issue to me.

The lifespan issue is also a very minor complaint of mine about mamonomana. Still, as I understand it most common monsters (e.g., large mice, werewolves, etc) don't actually live much longer than a human. Now I could be wrong about that, and if I am then I have to admit that the idea that a common werewolf would live as long as an elf or dragon is simple stupid, and basically takes away some of what is unique about monsters like elves and dragons. Also, having a lifespan disparity between humans and monsters is more interesting from narrative/dramatic point of view anyway, and I really shouldn't have to go into detail as to why. But even then, this is a fantasy setting where there are plenty of ways (through magic or magic items) to increase a human lifespan, so the whole problem over lifespan is a non-issue.

>> No.18016474 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I've unironically pleasured myself to Succubus-based snuff.

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>>18016458
Indeed.

>> No.18016480 [DELETED] 

>>18016449
He's actually right.
The guys like you who enforce thread memes are the worst.

>> No.18016485 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I think fat and muscle stuff is pretty disgusting and removes the sexyness of a woman. If the girl is just a bit above average wight or athletic enough to keep her curves it's fine, but shit like that ochi art is really gay.

>> No.18016489 [DELETED] 

>>18016474
Me too. I blame Shiki for this, the way they taunt the guys as they fuck them to death is really hot, and they have the most hypnotic eyes.
I hope he makes another doujin soon.

>> No.18016492 [DELETED] 

>>18016485
That ochi art is roidin' territory dude

>> No.18016495 [DELETED] 

>>18016445
>Wendigos
Yeah, but the busty CC wendigo is the best thing the thread has created.

>> No.18016500 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I unironically would a fat monster girl

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>>18016495

>> No.18016503 [DELETED] 

>>18016474
To be fair, getting fucked to death by succubus and dying in her arms is objectively the best way to go.

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>>18016495
Pics of monstergirls with a different body type to the profile pic are always nice.

>> No.18016509 [DELETED] 

>>18016472
But if you're okay using magic to solve these problems then why is monster mana solving them such an issue? It is magic after all. Or do you just consider it too easy because it occurs naturally over time from being married to a monster?

And yes, monster lifespans range from a little longer than a human up to thousands of years, though its not specified which races have the short lifespans (though werewolves in a number of settings do live a long time).

>> No.18016511 [DELETED] 

>>18016449
No, it really is annoying as fuck. Repeating the same thing over and over is the most irritating thing and only an autistic person or a literal baby would disagree.

>> No.18016512 [DELETED] 

>>18016474
Same. That doujin where the two succubi rape a former hero who got turned on by his country is pretty hot.

>> No.18016514 [DELETED] 

>>18016489
>>18016474
There's that game where one of the bad ends involve a shikibus draining you to death by a kiss.

I lost count how many times I fapped to that

>> No.18016519 [DELETED] 

>>18016509
Not him, but for me it's eaxclty that. Mamono mana just makes things "too easy" per say and I know why it's like that, I just don't like it.
If you wanted a dragon wife you'd need to work hard for her and too live long enough to die by her side.

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>>18016511
>STOP LIKING THAT THING I DON'T LIKE!
>STOP LIKING IT DAY AFTER DAY!
Boy you sure are unadjusted to how 4chan works, fucky boy.

>> No.18016521 [DELETED] 

>>18016514
I like the idea of death by sex but dislike the sluttiness of succubi.
I'd love a story about like a ghost raping a guy to death and then ascending to the afterlife together with him.

>> No.18016522 [DELETED] 

>>18016512
Them eating a kid in front of him and mocking him for allowing him to die kind of ruined it for me.

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>>18015023
>Has almost all of the Succubus related details I like, pointy ears included
>no horns
Why do artists often omit details from these lovely ladies?

>> No.18016528 [DELETED] 

>>18016489
https://imgur.com/a/yoPzP

That time sub-res decided to be Shiki for a day.

>> No.18016532 [DELETED] 

>>18016414
On the contrary, I think mono has been way too soft on some people for their really out of place behavior to the point where it has become a recurring issue.

>> No.18016533 [DELETED] 

>>18016514
That doujin where one poses as some pornstar and rapes the entire crew to death gets me diamonds.
Especially that bit where the guy tries to run and she ambushes him with a soul draining french kiss out of nowhere.

>> No.18016535 [DELETED] 

>>18016519
Even when it takes years to achieve the full effects? i.e. for non succubi it tends to take a long time for a man to become an incubus.

The MGE isn't against you working hard to be happy, indeed effort and sacrifice are noted to be quite attractive to monsters (its the type of story they like to see in their literature and plays), so long as the ending is still happy.

>> No.18016538 [DELETED] 

>>18016522
I didn't mind it too much, I was jacking off to succubus snuff in the first place. Sometimes my dick just wants traditional evil monsters that strike fear into man.

Not wife material in the slightest and I prefer warm and friendly settings like MGE but a change once in a while is fun.

>> No.18016539 [DELETED] 

>>18016520
No one said you couldn't like it you fucking retard.
I said it was annoying to insist on the same meme being pushed over and over.

>> No.18016540 [DELETED] 

>>18016532
Mono has been pretty soft on Maritan who almost always breaks the rules when he posts.

>> No.18016542 [DELETED] 

>>18016539
But that's how things have worked on 4chan and always will work.
It's extremely stupid to get worked up over it and get angry, yet here you are.

>> No.18016544 [DELETED] 

>>18016520
hello chowder. It's a-me, stalker anon!

>> No.18016546 [DELETED] 

>>18016509
>Or do you just consider it too easy because it occurs naturally over time from being married to a monster?
Definitely this. I hate how mamonomana basically means you become super attractive, immortal, incredibly strong, talented at magic, and those sorts of things for free without having to actually work for any of it. With regular magic you actually have to spend a lot of time studying, practicing, and gathering materials if you want to increase you lifespan.

Also, I like the idea of your monstergirl waifu becoming increasingly concerned over your mortality to the point she begins to actively search for some way to increase your lifespan. This concept also works great for creating a sympathetic villain.

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>>18016328
The lilim shit is obnoxious, and despite what the other Anon said, they're almost entirely just no personality OC do not steals. It's sonic-tier shit. And to anyone who says otherwise, I challenge you right now to describe an OC lilim that isn't Ilassa or Mari by describing just their personality, and what makes them and character. Unless you're their creator you can't do this, or if you do it'll be broad and generic personality terms. And even ignoring all that, it's pretty bland that in a world with hundreds of unique monster girls, you pick the one that's a "succubus but infinite power" to be your oc.
There has been a blatant rise in newfags and faggots here recently, and I'm not sure where they came from but it would be wonderful if they left already. Maybe it's Christmas break with schools or something, whatever the case I want it to be over and over soon.
There are a lot of people here who would do better just leaving and going to the /d/ thread since they seem to hate this one so much. Or maybe /monster/. If you hate this place so much why keep trying to change it and not instead just go somewhere that would likely appeal more to you?
In fact in general there seems to be a lot of people here who hate Monster Girl Encyclopedia, or strongly dislike most aspects but the girls in it. I think it would be beneficial for everyone if there was a dedicated Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread, either by splitting this one, turning this into the thread and general monster girl discussion moving to another board, I don't know. It'll never happen of course but I still think it would be better long term since there seems to be two groups of people with vastly different ideas on how Monster Girl stuff should work.
On a much lighter note, I'll end by saying LateNight has been one of the best things to happen to this thread, and seeing his contributions helps motivate me to want to create content like him someday.

>> No.18016551 [DELETED] 

>>18016544
Hello, stalker-kun.

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>>18016525
Well not all succubi have horns.

Say, what MGE book is that art from? Its not ringing any bells.

>> No.18016560 [DELETED] 

>>18016547
>That'll be $20 good sir

>> No.18016567

>>18016554
A Succubus without horns is like a fox without mofu.

>> No.18016568 [DELETED] 

>>18016520
le smug cat is also cancer
>haha she's smiling a certain way let's make 1 million smug memes and never ever let up on it

>> No.18016569 [DELETED] 

>>18016544
I wish he stopped being an asshole and went back to writefagging.

>> No.18016570 [DELETED] 

>>18016547
>If you hate this place so much why keep trying to change it and not instead just go somewhere that would likely appeal more to you?
Can't stress this enough. I won't pretend I haven't groaned about certain behaviour or specific arguments anons were having that cause me to ignore the thread for a few hours to play video games but I'll always defend these threads for being the most comfy place to discuss monster girls.

>> No.18016572 [DELETED] 

>>18016521
>Yandere succubus who rapes the man she likes to death, so she can keep his soul for eternity
I shouldn't need to point out that she was a virgin prior and marries him afterwards.

>> No.18016573 [DELETED] 

>>18016547
>There has been a blatant rise in newfags and faggots here recently, and I'm not sure where they came from but it would be wonderful if they left already. Maybe it's Christmas break with schools or something, whatever the case I want it to be over and over soon.
I wish the threads populace was far less complacent with blatant newfaggotry. Everyones spine seems nonexistant these days.

>> No.18016574 [DELETED] 

>>18016535
Yes. I think just handing it over is kinda meh but like I've said, I can see why it's there especially with the setting being so femdom heavy.
It's not the only thing I don't like about mamono mana either but it's one of the things I either downgrade or remove when thinking about it.

>> No.18016575

>>18016554
Dragonia. She a Wyvern guide.

Then again, the girl in that pic looks really close to a MGE Succubus.

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>>18016503
I've actually given some thought on doing a Succubus story like that, but rather than it being a sad/tragic thing, be more along the lines of sexual healing.

>> No.18016578 [DELETED] 

>>18016540
Mari is not the problem, she's at least familiar with monster girls, this thread, 4chan culture in general, and isn't an attention whore.

>> No.18016580 [DELETED] 

>>18016547
>In fact in general there seems to be a lot of people here who hate Monster Girl Encyclopedia, or strongly dislike most aspects but the girls in it.
I think the bigger issue is people who bring up MGE stuff in non MGE discussions, like if you're talking about a non-mge kind of monstergirl and some guy starts talking about mana

>> No.18016581 [DELETED] 

>>18016578
She's also contributing to MGE content on a large scale.

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>>18016575
That's actually Wilmarina.

>> No.18016583 [DELETED] 

>>18016456
Look back again at the post I responded to

>> No.18016584 [DELETED] 

>>18016538
What about a combination of both traditional evil monster, and wife material?

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>>18016525
THIS
Why can't people understand, I mean come on.
Horn is a damn important part of a woman.

>> No.18016586 [DELETED] 

>>18016580
This. This isn't an MGE thread and trying to shut down discussion with MGE autism is bullshit.

>> No.18016587

>>18016582
My bad. I saw the title on the top of that pic and thought it refers to the pic below. It probably refers to the text on that page instead.

>> No.18016589 [DELETED] 

>>18016580
I mean, I can't speak for anyone else, but I import my non-MGE wife to MGE because I prefer it.

>> No.18016590 [DELETED] 

>>18016572
>that DATE ogre doujin but with yandere
I'm fine with this.

>> No.18016592 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I'm two seperate waifufags with different waifus. I even change my posting style.

>> No.18016594 [DELETED] 

>>18016474
Does absorbing a guy into her womb during climax then giving birth to him as a baby count as snuff?

>> No.18016595 [DELETED] 

>>18016592
So which one of you is KDF?

>> No.18016596 [DELETED] 

>>18016592
whom

>> No.18016597 [DELETED] 

>>18016592
Slut

>> No.18016599 [DELETED] 

>>18016546
>I hate how mamonomana basically means you become super attractive, immortal, incredibly strong, talented at magic, and those sorts of things for free without having to actually work for any of it. With regular magic you actually have to spend a lot of time studying, practicing, and gathering materials if you want to increase you lifespan.

I feel like you've misunderstood a few things about monster mana then, as it doesn't do most of those things in the MGE.

By canon info you don't become good at magic, incredibly strong, super good looking, etc. by becoming an incubus. Sure your body gets healthier and tougher to a degree, and your larger mana store would increase your magical potential, but that's all. It doesn't teach you anything. Even your increased toughness is primarily to make you better at handling sex, you'll have to work at it if you want to use it for other purposes.

And as for your appearance, it explicitly doesn't change simply from becoming an incubus unless its a feature that hinders sex (i.e. being too old or too fat). If you want to look more attractive it takes times and more specific things, eating prisoner fruits, etc.

Even for monsterized women magical skill is as much about their inherent potential from when they were human as it is about what race of monster they became.

>Also, I like the idea of your monstergirl waifu becoming increasingly concerned over your mortality to the point she begins to actively search for some way to increase your lifespan.

But they do that in the MGE as well. Its why there is such a market for mermaid blood among monsters whose husbands haven't become incubi yet.

Not telling you to like these things, just wanted to note you may have some misinformation.

>> No.18016601

>>18016582
I actually like her a lot. I never used to, but she's hot when she's doing the evil face like the recent art.

>> No.18016604 [DELETED] 

>>18016584
I'd really consider marrying a girl like that.

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Do you like your cats
>Neutral Evil
?

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>>18016601
Indeed.

>> No.18016610 [DELETED] 

>>18016576
Reminds me of the doujin where the guy tries to commit suicide by succubus. Instead she falls in love with him and lets him live.

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You can run, but you can't hide.
And honestly running isn't that effective either.

>> No.18016618

>>18016582
Oh yeah, she did go to Dragonia as some sort of tourist with "you" didn't she?

KC seems to like Dragonia so much, I wonder if he's eventually going to make it full canon rather than a parallel universe.

>> No.18016621 [DELETED] 

>All of these deleted posts
What the fuck happened?

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>>18016618
>I wonder if he's eventually going to make it full canon rather than a parallel universe.
He could easily just make Dragonia a Spirit Realm just like the Undead Kingdoms, which exit in their own pocket dimensions.

>> No.18016626

>>18016623
exist in*

>> No.18016627

>>18016618
Runs kinda contrary to KC dragons being rare and solitary, no?

>> No.18016633 [DELETED] 

>>18016621
Mods saw shit going south and beheaded the Hydra before shit could get too out of hand.

>> No.18016634

>>18016623
>Dragons are rare in the main MGE world
>They're a lot more common in the pocket dimension of Dragonia

I like this idea

>> No.18016635

Say, anons. Would you risk going to the tentacle forest for a 100% chance of having a daughteru? What species is she and how long do you think it would take to impregnate her normally?

>> No.18016640

>>18016627
IIRC Dragonia is a sorta mountainous small citystate, with a population that also composes of Lizardmen and Salamanders. Think of it less like a huge country composed just of dragons, and more like a country club that you must be this scaley to get in.

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>>18016609
She's so much better when she looks evil. I'd like KC to draw more of her this way.

>> No.18016642 [DELETED] 

>>18016544
stalker anon please write a post in everybody you can remember's writing style

>> No.18016643

>>18016635
There are tentacles that latch itself to the husband and make him have sex with his waifu.

The journey is over when that happens.

>> No.18016645

>>18016599
See, I think you have it wrong. Last time I looked it was explicitly stated that when you become an incubus you become more attractive, physically stronger and tougher, better at sex, better at magic (because you have more spiritual energy), and immortal or close to it. In fact I'm assured that many of these will already begin to happen before you become an incubus, during the incubisation process. Hell, I'm pretty sure that incubisation also changes your personality so you become more confident, suave, motivated, etc.

No matter how I look at it mamonomana is just a lazy plot device that guarantees you can get/become everything without having to even work for it.

>> No.18016646

>>18016635
Nah. Inari, so she's probably in the average (for monsters) range. We've got all the time in the world, after all.
Honestly I see the tentacle forest method as kinda "cheating." It'll be that much more special when you earn it instead of wimping out.

>> No.18016647

>>18016601
she puts a bad taste in my mouth

>> No.18016648

>>18016627
True, though it could be lampshaded as the exception, the one places in the world where dragons are so communal with each other. Even then, aren't most of the girls the more common "lower" dragons like wyverns? And if I recall right Dragonia is populated by lizardmen and salamanders as well.

>> No.18016650

>>18016635
No because I'm not a cuck.

>> No.18016652

>>18016650
>he's not a cuck
Look at him and laugh!

>> No.18016654 [DELETED] 

>>18016633
Then mods are retarded. This was one of the better and more civil discussions we've had in a while.

>> No.18016657

>>18016608
I don't know anything about her, but she has a cute design.

>> No.18016658 [DELETED] 

>>18016642
He is really easy. He gets angry and personal over the smallest thing and posts reaction images. The other easy anons have left or do not post as often anymore except for KDF.

>> No.18016662 [DELETED] 

>>18016594
Yes, as well as rebirth.

>>18016610
It was going to have a tone similar to that, I guess. I never said he'd live.

>> No.18016663

Eh, I'm honestly not a fan of Dragonia to be honest.

>> No.18016664 [DELETED] 

>>18016633
That discussion was interesting and civil
Just because it's not daughter cuteposting doesn't mean it's bad

>> No.18016671 [DELETED] 

>>18016633
Oh, so just mods being faggots like usual

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>>18016657
http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Atalanta

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>>18016648
You're right. I'm guessing these are the monstergirls that live there.

>> No.18016675 [DELETED] 

>>18016658
who all are you good at puzzling out?

>> No.18016677

>>18016673
>gachashit

>> No.18016679 [DELETED] 

>>18016658
Sounds like anger issues to me.

>> No.18016680

>>18016645
>Last time I looked it was explicitly stated that when you become an incubus you become more attractive, physically stronger and tougher, better at sex, better at magic (because you have more spiritual energy), and immortal or close to it. In fact I'm assured that many of these will already begin to happen before you become an incubus, during the incubisation process. Hell, I'm pretty sure that incubisation also changes your personality so you become more confident, suave, motivated, etc.

Any sources on that? Because I have many that say otherwise.

And no, you don't become immortal. You get the same lifespan as your wife (since you share her life energy now). Now some monster races may be immortal or nearly so, but most aren't.

Check the following: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=988

Or use the wiki if you don't want to log in:

http://mgewiki.com/w/Incubus

And be sure to read the actual settings text, as the wiki summarization at the topic may not always be accurate.

>> No.18016681

>>18016635
I'd risk it, she's a Lich and tentacle fucking her with her phylactery broken would be a real treat.
It's hard to get a high tier undead pregnant normally.

>> No.18016682

>>18016674
>Warm
Wurm attempts to spell her own name.

>> No.18016684

>>18016648
I always thought that with each generation of dragon they'd get less haughty and proud. They'd still see themselves as superior beings, but after seeing how nice their father is and how happy their mother can be surely some of them might not be that stuck up.

>>18016663
I like the idea of a place for lizards and the like to live, but I think the creator made the dragons too slutty.

>> No.18016685 [DELETED] 

I want to know who the guy with 2 separate waifus is.

>> No.18016686

>>18016677
She was actually in a story, albiet a shitty one, before the game

>> No.18016689

>>18016641
Is that really an evil face though? Looks more confidently teasing.

>> No.18016692 [DELETED] 

>>18016685
I doubt there's only one person in existence like that anon

>> No.18016702 [DELETED] 

>>18016692
I meant the guy who said he posts as 2 different people with 2 different waifus.

My bet is that one of them is KDF.

>> No.18016703

>>18016674
thats a nice scythe

>> No.18016704

>>18016689
It's really sexy and better than the meltface thing KC makes them do during sex regardless

>> No.18016706

>>18016635
Its not really a risk if its a 100% chance of getting to the center though is it? After all if we make it then it means the tentacles did not succeed in getting to me, as otherwise me and my wife would have drained ourselves in sex until we passed out.

>> No.18016711 [DELETED] 

>>18016328
I would definitely have a loving relationship with a cait sith or any other furry monster girl that would love me back

>> No.18016712

>>18016674
>dragon girls love you

That's a lie and you know it.

>> No.18016713

>>18016635
No, because I don't want a daughteru.
HEADCANON, MOTHERFUCKERS! Hahaha!

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18016726

>>18016682
It becomes her nickname from then on. She embraces it, calling herself "your warm wurm."

>> No.18016734

>>18016680
>physically stronger and tougher, better at sex, better at magic
Not him but this is a given seeing how you become able to produce more mana, and become able to have more sex than normal. your strength has to increase as well, and Kc stated that incubuses are stronger and tougher than normal humans.
>more attractive
This is true for MGs not normal humans.

>I'm pretty sure that incubisation also changes your personality so you become more confident, suave, motivated.
I think anyone would have these changes after having the previous ones, plus a fuckton of sex, specially if you had low self steem before.

and lastily
>And no, you don't become immortal.

well that`s only if when your waifu dies you don't immediately revive her as an undead. You only die if you wont once you are an incubus.

>> No.18016738

>>18016635
Mine is a dragon and surprisingly, no I wouldn't go for it. Sure, it might take a long time for us to pop a daughteru especially with all the adventuring we'd be having, but I feel like things could be made easier with the help of artifacts and blessings. If being powerful raised the chances things would be faster too.

>> No.18016743

>>18016726
I want a warm wurm

>> No.18016756

>>18016743
Do Wurms also live in volcanic areas too? Look for one there if that's the case.

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>>18016756
That's how you get a hot wurm, which is slightly different.

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>>18016767
Fuck, wrong res.

>> No.18016795

>>18016734
>>18016645
>No matter how I look at it mamonomana is just a lazy plot device that guarantees you can get/become everything without having to even work for it.

I wold have to disagree agree with that part. Incubization is nothing more than "evolving" into a more powerful being, but the changes are minimal if your wife is a holst for example. These changes are much ore acentuated if your waife is powerful or live in a dangerous environment.

Also do not forget that its a process that takes dacades at best,unless you have sex with a jinko If that's not an exaggeration the profile or drink some potions that speed the process, since mermeid blood is still widely used by MG in order to let their husbands die before incubization.

>> No.18016799

>>18016726
>that face
Yeesh.

>> No.18016802

>>18016706
It's not a 100% chance though, you could get fucked anytime.

>> No.18016803

>>18016734
I really wonder what gives you that idea.

MGE volume 1 says:

>the lifespans of the incubi are also extended to match that of the monster whose mamono man they use to sustain themselves.

And World Guide 1 says:

>Since they can keep living by having sex with each other, their lifespan is roughly the same as the monster that they're coupled with.

Not only are incubi not immortal, according to MGE volume 2 its actually comparatively difficult to raise one from the dead compared to a human woman or monster girl (since one has to restore their ability to produce human mana).

>> No.18016812

>>18016773
I want a wurm sensie with gigantic breasts.

>> No.18016813

>>18016680
Okay, so I was wrong on the details. But I feel that my main point is still valid. When you become an incubus you do become instantly better at sex with limitless stamina and a bigger dick, you do become more powerful (unclear whether this is physically or magically, or both), you do become physically tougher and healthier, your lifespan does increase (likely quite substantially), you no longer require food and water, you gain eternal youth (although this really goes hand-in-hand with your lifespan increase anyway), you may become perfectly adapted to the local environment, and your body does change to better suit your wife's tastes (KC did state this somewhere, and I have a hard time believing this wouldn't just make you more attractive overall).

So even if I was wrong on the details, I am still correct in that mamonomana gives you a bunch of desirable shit for free. Not to mention that it seems whenever anyone finds a potential criticism of the setting, the default answer seems to be "Oh, mamonomana fixes that so it's a non-issue." It's just a lazy plot device and works well for a wish-fulfillment setting (which I guess most people actually want), but not so much any other kind.

>> No.18016814

>>18016743
What happens when a yeti family raises an adopted wurm daughter?

>> No.18016820

>>18016813
>works well for a wish-fulfillment setting
Which is what MGE is, more or less.
If you want high tragedy go to MGQ or something.

>> No.18016822

>>18016734
>Not him but this is a given seeing how you become able to produce more mana

Producing more mana does not equal "better at magic." It just gives you more energy to work with, not actual ability to use that energy. For comparison there are many monsters that can't use complex spells as they just don't have the aptitude for them.

>> No.18016828

>>18016803
>its actually comparatively difficult to raise one from the dead compared to a human woman or monster girl.

this is my point if you raise your wife after she dies she becomes immortal unless she is killed but that'ts a whole other can of worms , making you immortal by proxy. So unless you want to die together with your wife for some reason you don't need to.

>> No.18016829

>>18016773
>scales sinking into breast
uunf

>> No.18016833 [DELETED] 

>>18016658
If its the same guy then he only does that when threadcanon is involved. It doesn't make it any less stupid or petty but I don't see it happening all the time.

>> No.18016842

>>18016822
Hell, some can't use magic at all.

>> No.18016846

>>18016822
yes it does, it doesn't equal being good at magic but it improves your magic. Now you could argue that it makes little to no difference if you don'y know spells and such and I would agree, but if you do it does a difference.

>> No.18016858

>>18016846
>>18016822
you could also say more mana makes it harder to control the magic, but even if that's the case having more is better in the long run.

>> No.18016862

>>18016820
Never said I wanted tragedy, just something that's actually interesting from narrative standpoint. I just want a setting where there are actual problems that that aren't just immediately solved by lazy plot devices.

>> No.18016873

>>18016862
Losenis is your guy then.

>> No.18016874

>>18016813

I get your point and there are valid aspects of it, but there are a couple more clarifications/mitigations I'd like to note.

>When you become an incubus you do become instantly better at sex with limitless stamina and a bigger dick,

Limitless stamina only if its one monster and one incubus (or at least that is the implication from other parts of the settings material).

And funnily enough, your dick can actually get smaller if that is what your wife prefers.

>you no longer require food and water,

Only so long as its one monster and one incubus. Otherwise they still need food and water. Pointedly the setting notes that most monsters and incubi only utilize the "feed only on each other" ability only if they absolutely have to (like if they are farmers and they lose their crop).

>and your body does change to better suit your wife's tastes (KC did state this somewhere, and I have a hard time believing this wouldn't just make you more attractive overall).

Said changes though are largely restricted to the sex organs matching perfectly, as monsters don't consider things like how attractive your face is as a priority. At most its a perk, and one they can help you gain whenever they like via prisoner fruits and such.

>> No.18016876

>>18016862
There's the fact that all children from monstergirl-human couples are monstergirls. The DL is still finding a way to get human boys from those.

>> No.18016879

>>18016862
Then pick another setting. Easiest thing of your life.

>> No.18016883

>>18016862
That's the thing many people have problems with. MGE is just a comfy porn setting where you're not supposed to worry about anything else other than sex. It's why the setting is the way it is, if you want to have interesting stuff happening you gotta remove some of the canon.

>> No.18016886

>>18016846
The instantly good at everything interpretation leaves a bad taste in my mouth too.
Something that requires effort and skill to pull off bing reduced to nothing because "lol mamanoma" would render most interests and pursuits worthless.

>> No.18016893

>>18016828
I myself am suspicious as to whether KC's undead are actually immortal or not. They've only existed in these more durable and stable forms for a thousand years, so they may in fact be just very long lived.

For reference, the text considers them "virtually immortal" simply because age has never been seen to be the cause of an undead dying.

>> No.18016894

>>18016862
as far as I can tell mge doesn't lend itself that well for conflict driven narratives,
its for waifu type stuff and its not ashamed about it,
MGQ or Monster Musume are better for those kinds of things.

>> No.18016896

>>18016876
It's not really the same thing. It's pretty much an established fact that at some point the DL will be capable of getting monsters to give birth to incubus boys. Which generally renders this a total non-issue.

>> No.18016905

>>18016893
KC has stated reincarnation to be a thing, fyi.

>> No.18016910

>>18016894
This is literally my point. If you want a happy wish-fulfillment setting, the MGE is perfect. But without an actual source of legitimate danger or conflict, MGE falls flat when it comes to having tension, drama, or other such elements that make for good storytelling (or even for good adventuring). It's for this reason that I feel the entire setting suffers from a narrative standpoint by having plot devices such as mamonomana.

>> No.18016912

>>18016883
>you're not supposed to worry about anything else other than sex
I wouldn't quite say that. As I'm sure you've noticed KC's made some moves towards more world-building. It's definitely sex-centric, but he's doing more with the idea of a lot of love, romance, and happy-living.

>> No.18016915

>>18016886
Again, you are not "instantly good" at such things. Increasing your mana store does nothing to your magic skill.

Admittedly if you are already skilled at magic then monsterization and such will enhance those attributes, but that's all that it is, a enhancement. You don't go from "can barely do magic or can't do magic at all" to "a great mage."

>> No.18016917

>>18016910
So if you want to write about that stuff just use one of the dozen settings that has it instead of bemoaning a waifu setting for being a waifu setting.

>> No.18016918

>>18016910
You're right, but you're missing the point. The setting doesn't want to be a narrative-driven experience.

The things that would improve it's ability to have interesting stories are the things that (unless you're really skilled) overall ruin the positives of the setting that we're here for in the first place.

>> No.18016919

>>18016646
I see the tentacle forest as an option for people who have harems and want daughterus. For example, that guy who has a dragon, bapho, pharaoh etc harem would NEED to go there if he wanted a kid. Being in numbers like that makes impregnation impossible, but getting to the center becomes easier.

>> No.18016920

>>18016886
As I see it you don't become good at everything, but DE give you the chance to do so. Wan't to become a wizard, now you can even if before you could't, it will take you a log ass time maybe even more seeing how your mana is stronger and therefore harder to control. but there's nothing stopping you; want to become usain bolt? you now can if you train as hard as he did without needing to worry about your bag genetics.

>> No.18016926

>>18016910
You can still have a lot of everyday conflicts and dramas though. Life in emerald monster realms especially is basically like normal life with just more sex.

And if you want adventure stories then why not depict mamono realm beast hunters or tournament fighters? There is legitimate danger in the former especially (even if the elephant-sized pig is not likely to kill you you could still easily leave a hunt with half your body crushed or a limb torn off).

>> No.18016928

Why do people say there's no tragedy in MGE? It is mentioned by KC that humans and monsters get executed and killed by the Order.

>> No.18016929

>>18016915
>You don't go from "can barely do magic or can't do magic at all" to "a great mage."
If a Dark Mage, Lich or Lilim husbando'd you they would probably cheat somehow. Or at least train you up to be a great Familiar/assistant/Lilim husband.

>> No.18016933

>>18016893
I see then as Tolkien elves, they can live as long as they aren't killed. They are more resistant to "holy power" but that doesn't make then invulnerable. Therefore "virtually" immortal

>> No.18016937

>>18016917
But the original point of this discussion was to complain about things you don't like or things you like but the thread doesn't!

>> No.18016940

>>18016928
The backstories of the fallen maidens are pretty sad too.

>> No.18016944

>>18016937
And that discussion got nuked because bitching for bitching's sake is not monster girls.

>> No.18016949

>>18016933
Aren't they only resistant if they are under Hel's blessing? Either way, yeah they'd last for a long time.

>> No.18016953

>>18016928
People tend to forget or underestimate the order, seeing how there are executions of monsters and mankind is still standing strong even after all of the attacks various MGs do in order to gain a husband I assume things aren't as good as many perceive.

>> No.18016956

>>18016893
I'm almost disappointed there's no stories involving a Holy Priest as an Undead who has to bear the pain of patching her 'sisters' under Hel up, since if you want to go by Warcraft canon, The Light actually causes the Forsaken a great deal of discomfort since it makes them feel their own bodies rotting.

>> No.18016967

>>18016953
>even after all of the attacks various MGs do
Monstergirls in MGE are very outnumbered by humans, people always forget that. And not all of them are strong, there are many like Kobolds or Devil Bugs.

>> No.18016970

>>18016926
It still doesn't work very well. Conflict, drama, and adventure just don't lend themselves well to the tone of the setting. Especially since there is very little tension due to the lack of possible danger. Court intrigue doesn't work quite so well when there's pretty much no chance of anyone getting legitimately hurt or killed. The same goes for adventuring, it lacks the sense of tension you'd normally have when death or permanent dismemberment is an actual threat. I mean, we're talking about the setting where Ares prevents people from dying in battle and Poseidon prevents sailors from drowning at sea.

The best you can hope for in MGE is to have comfy slice of life drama/adventure. As a side note, I just want to point out that even in a comfy adventure setting like Dungeon Meishi there's still a legitimate risk of permanent death.

>> No.18016972

>>18016970
>and Poseidon prevents sailors from drowning at sea.
HER sea.
If you aren't in Poseidon-controlled waters you're fucked.

>> No.18016975

>>18016953
Well the Order shouldn't be underestimate but it shouldn't be overestimated either.

That is by canon (or at least by what the Wandering Scholar believes) the monsters could have ended the conflict with the Order by now if they truly wanted to. The reason the Order has remained so powerful is that most monsters (and the Mamono Lord herself) are not interested in aggressive expansion of their realms and usually fight only for self defense or the defense of allies.

The Extremist faction are the main exception, and even they usually take a long time before actually acting to conquer a area (planning for years how to best do things to minimize human and monster casualties), unless it is an emergency (like if they catch word of a mass-monster execution being planned, or severe human rights abuses).

>> No.18016976

>Look up some of Grigori stuff just to see what the fuss is about.

Jesus Christ, most of his stuff reads like a wannabe North Korea fanboy.

>> No.18016977
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18016977

Be dead honest
Are you into ab licking?

>> No.18016980

>>18016977
She needs a nose and lip job.

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>>18016977
Not necessarily abs, but I do enjoy a good lick.
Oh what I'd do to this fruitsheep.

>> No.18016983

>>18016977
One of my few fetishes is burying my face into the firm and well toned abdominals of a Demon of Khorne or Hellhound and kissing/licking while her body responds in kind by glowing like white-hot iron

>> No.18016984

>>18016977
No way dude

>> No.18016986

>>18016976
Ignoring the edginess it is very poorly written overall. Also, more specifically the shitty cowadooty-tier understanding of military and history stuff really bothers me.

>> No.18016987

>>18016975
>the monsters could have ended the conflict with the Order by now if they truly wanted to
Well that's the main point of mgs in MGE, powerful as fuck but also hedonistic. They won't move for anything unless you tell them there are lots of men in a close planet, in which case they'll figure out how to make interestellar travels within a month.

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18016988

>>18016873
>Losenis
Hi.

>> No.18016990

>>18016970
>where Ares prevents people from dying in battle

Nitpicking, but she reduces deaths, she doesn't/can't eliminate them.

And you can indeed die permanently. Just ask the parents of the monster girls that an orphanage was set up for in Fallen Maidens.

Of course the fact remains that death is indeed not much of an issue compared to many other settings.

>> No.18016991

>>18016977
Absolutely not.

>> No.18016993

I'm a simply guy. I just want to be happy, healthy, and loved. Preferably everyone else gets to be too.

I don't need by life to be interesting or conflict driven.

>> No.18016997

>>18016977
Not really. My dragons works out and while she wouldn't really have that much visible abs her tummy would still be a bit hard. I'd lick it as roleplay, but I wouldn't do it because it's the greatest thing ever.

>> No.18016998

>>18016970
well ares reduces the mortality rate but dying is still possible, specially if you fight against the order. If you want to "play" war you need to go to the mist continent, outside it wars are still wars even if less deadly.

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>>18016988
Oy Lose, how ya been?

>> No.18017000

>>18016970
Ares reduces the number of deaths but people still dies when they are killed

>> No.18017001

>>18016988
Hello Lostpenis!

>> No.18017002

>>18016977
No but I'm not against it, specially on a Jinko.

>> No.18017004

>>18016990
>>18016998
>>18017000
Mostly it seems that death is something that happens to humans in the Order, and not so much to any monster-aligned folk. I guess more specifically I could say that death only happens to other people, but never [YOU].

>> No.18017006

>>18016988
>>18017001
>Lostpenis
Alp confirmed

>> No.18017008

>>18016988
Heyo. I'm not sure if I ever saw if you replied to a question I had a few days ago. Are you interested in writing something more focused on incubi or married couples?

>> No.18017014

>>18016976
In teams of MGE Grigorione end of the spectrum
Raet from MGU is the other side, bother retards of the highest order, just on different ends.

>> No.18017015

>>18016997
My dragon*
Don't want her to think I'm a cheater.

>> No.18017019

>>18016977
hell yeah
gotta show my waifu how much i appreciate her body

>> No.18017020

>>18017014
The hell is MGU?

>> No.18017021

>>18017014
>Grigori is*
Stupid thing

>> No.18017024

>>18016975
Yeah assuming the wandering scholar is still objective the war could be over, but here would be losses on both sides, specially if the all of the order zelots saw themselves cornered. So the current advance of the monster on human territory is the safest way of doing it.

>> No.18017027

>>18017020
a dead site hat should stay that way.

>> No.18017034

>>18017004
Main characters usually never die anyway. But there are loses form the monsters side, if anything losese happen less on the humans side s because Mg use demon silver on their weapons making them unable to kill, while humans use normal steel and iron.

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>>18016999
Pretty alright I suppose. Not working on anything writefag-related and dumping my time on Loomis for the time being.

>>18017008
You mean this post?
>>/jp/thread/S17997985#p18001607

>>18017001
>>18017006
stfu

>> No.18017040

>>18017004
Indeed death is not expected to feature in scenarios of the targeted fans, but again the parents of the girls in the Lescatie monster girl orphanage would like a word with you if you think death only happens to Order-aligned people.

>> No.18017054

>>18017020
Old corpse of a forum
Once a great site that had the balls and content to back itself up as the "greatest MG site in the west"
then some dude sent crap to KC which started a downward spiral that ended in KC demanding everything MGE related (in terms of official content, right down to the text that was translated) be pulled
Now its the mos eisely spaceport of the MG community, it's seats filled with praxis and stories with futa

>> No.18017055

>>18017036
You still gonna do that one story for me?
Or are you still busy in a way and such?

>> No.18017057

>>18017004
>something that happens to humans in the Order
Nope, not at all. People have forced the hugbox meme too much. It is true it's a hugbox in monster realms, but in Order or Wild territory (normal fantasy animals and monsters are still a thing) you can die easily.

>> No.18017059

>>18016894
>>18016820
do people stay away from doing anything with mgq because of that one infamously edgelord story that one guy made with it?

>> No.18017060

>>18017040
> again the parents of the girls in the Lescatie monster girl orphanage would like a word with you if you think death only happens to Order-aligned people.
they can't since the are dead.

>> No.18017061

>>18017034
I was kind of referring to humans killing humans when I was referencing the Order. Monsters don't really kill humans in MGE, and humans (specifically the Order) are typically completely incapable of harming monsters.

>> No.18017063

>>18017040
For that matter KC has indicated that Lescatie was taken over in response to the sheer number of monsters the Order were killing.

>At that time, Lescatie was not menacing for them. Heroes were very rare and Lescatie did not produce them like recent years, though they were well-armed (the nation). However, Lescatie came to produce so many heroes and attacked MGs. So the Mamono-Lord decided that the situation was serious, and Druella invaded.

>> No.18017069

>>18017060
But the afterlife is a thing, though KC may not have settled yet on how he wants all the details to work.

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>>18017036
You're cuter when you're tsun.

>> No.18017073

>>18017059
Typically the thread stays away from MGQ because it involves monsters killing humans, vore, etc.

>> No.18017076

>>18017063
That, and it was a shithole full of inequality and needless suffering, which triggers the shit out of Extremists like Druella.

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>>18017055
I am thinking of it, but no promises. Do keep in mind that I've been writing for years and now drawfaggotry feels new and interesting enough to draw my attention away for a while. Even then Only in Death was 80% completed before I started learning, so I only put the multiple drafts in prose rather than making it from scratch.

>>18017070
Shut the fuck up

>> No.18017087

>>18017081
>monstergirls with human dakkis
too cute

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>>18017081
Yeah, I feel the same. Doodling just felt more interesting than writing.
I should try to get back into it again.

>> No.18017090

>>18017063
Lescatie was such a shit place too, even the people from there turned against the gov.

>> No.18017099

I wonder if the mofu mafia offers 'protection services' to guys that have gotten their attention

>> No.18017107
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18017107

I want to adventure with a small group of anons into the wildlands of MGE, fighting monsters, sharing experiences, travelling through countries; each of us looking for a different girl, all from very rare species.

>> No.18017111

>>18017107
Sounds nice. It would be hard to get myself my dragon alone and I'd like to build a hoard before meeting her so we could boast about it. I'd also need to grow strong.

>> No.18017112

>>18017081
Write more stories nerd

>> No.18017113

>>18017107
group would collapse from infighting and one guy selling the rest out to a roving band of p'orcs

>> No.18017115

>>18017107
I advise you first all become devout followers of Eros. You'll need her blessing to help increase your chances of ending up with the type of girl you're looking for.

Next order of business would be to seek out a hakutaku and get her advice on how to find and charm the girls you seek while avoiding ones you don't want.

>> No.18017116

>>18017107
It's going to be all fun and games until some asshole betrays the rest of you to get himself a Demon waifu.

>> No.18017118

>>18017107
I'd be up for it, but damn be the last anon looking for his girl, alone without anyone else, seeing all of his friends and comrades married off and having families while he searches.

>> No.18017122

>>18017115
>Implying I wouldn't go for Ares
Yeah, I'm not abandoning her for anything and I could avoid the ones through shooing them away. Getting some easy spells and protection would help a lot too.

>> No.18017125

>MGE and tragedy discussion
A lot of the "everything is always fine and monsters always win" stuff comes from out-of-universe word of god, like KC saying that making monsters give birth to incubuses is guaranteed to be possible even though there's no guarantee inside the universe.

>> No.18017127

Here's an idea
How about story about a guy who gets strong enough protects a monstergirl from criminals and anti monster people?
And said monster being protected becomes his wife?

>> No.18017129

>>18017113
what? no, no, that would never happen you need to trust other anons specifically me more.

>> No.18017130

>>18017112
Pay me

>> No.18017132

>>18017107
Man, I pity you guys with rare desired species.
Mine is more or less "show up at a shrine." Granted, actually getting myself to say anything at that point would be the real challenge.

>> No.18017133

>>18017118
Married anons would probably help him out. I know I would since I wouldn't stop adventuring even after finding my wife.

>> No.18017136

>>18017113
>One man willfully becoming steve

>> No.18017139

>>18017133
>The Anonymous Railroad

>> No.18017140

>>18017115
>I advise you first all become devout followers of Eros.
If that's a requirement you can count me out of the band, I'm going to form my own group with the fallen dog as our deity.

>> No.18017144
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18017144

>>18017111
>I'd also need to grow strong
The travel would certainly help you with that. Personally I'm looking for a Vampire to submit myself to.

>>18017113
>>18017116
I have faith in Anon. Besides, Demons and P'Orcs aren't part of the ultra rare species, they can't be in the group.

>>18017115
Good advice, although I hope that doesn't make it too easy, that wouldn't be fun.

>>18017118
In my story I'd be the last, but I have a bit of a martyr fetish

>>18017132
>I pity you guys with rare desired species
Many of us think that finding her is half the fun though.

>> No.18017146

>>18017118
>but damn be the last anon looking for his girl
It'd probably be a lilimfag, even if you don't take into account that he might end up finding a lilim that's already married or Laila. Even dragons are easier to find.

>> No.18017147

>>18017144
>Many of us think that finding her is half the fun though.
I mean it's easy to say that now, but would you really be having that much fun when you're out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by monsters all eager to give your wife hunt an early conclusion?

>> No.18017150

>>18017127
Vampires become weaker than human women in sunlight right?
Being a "Daytime bodyguard" could have its perks
Or you could be a bodyguard to something like a dragon, only there to fight as if the dragon fought there would be too much damage to the area.

>> No.18017152

>>18017130
You're good but you're not hundreds of pesos good

>> No.18017153

>>18017150
So like the Dragon's miniboss? That's kinda neat.

>> No.18017154

>>18017150
In sunlight outside undead kingdoms. Sunlight inside undead kingdoms don't affect them.

>> No.18017155

>>18017107
Unless the group in question is entirely composed of fellow milfags, then I'm out. I simply don't trust anyone else who regulars these threads nearly enough.

>> No.18017157

>>18017155
>milfags
?

>> No.18017158
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18017158

I never thought I'd see Nav draw on /v/.

>> No.18017160

>>18017144
Yeah, travelling for weapons, armor, a hoard for myself and experience would definitely make me stronger. Getting the blessing from Ares would also come a long way.

>>18017147
That's why you don't make bad life choices and travel in packs. You don't need to go to the wonderland if you're searching for say, a Lich.

>> No.18017161

>>18017144
>In my story I'd be the last, but I have a bit of a martyr fetish
Well that makes two of us, i'd rather see everyone else happy first.

>> No.18017163

>>18017153
Gotta start low before you become her equal.
start out as minion, end as co boss

>> No.18017167

>>18017152
It's simple, anon. You give something, you receive something. You give money, you receive stories.

>> No.18017169

>>18017147
Nothing stops them from being better than the average peasant, it's their story. Not hero level obviously, but still, plus blessings, magic objects, knowledge beforehand, etc etc

>> No.18017174

>>18017169
Yeah, having a hero between the group probably wouldn't happen but that's why the group is there. Strenght in numbers arisen. No wait.

>> No.18017180
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18017180

>"Here's you drink of chilled justice, master"

>> No.18017184

>>18017158
>grea
Wonderful, glad to see nav draw one of the best granblues.

>> No.18017187

So now that has been mentioned, which are the 10 most rare monstergirls out there? I know Vampires and Dragons are in the list, but who else?

Not counting Lilims, they're their own thing.

>> No.18017191

>>18017187
Dragons outside of Dragonia.
Pharaohs.
Apophi.
Echidnas.

>> No.18017195

>>18017167
Ooh! Commissioned writing! Very bad!

>> No.18017196

>>18017187
Baphomets are up there for sure.

>> No.18017205

>>18017187
Alice-Alps

>> No.18017208

>>18017163
>Have worked your way up to the level just under the Dragon
>You've gotten to know her quite well and can consider her more than just a boss, but your true friend
>One day a fearsome hero comes to slay her and makes his way all the way to you
>You have a valiant fight, but have been defeated, staring down the point of his blade
>Suddenly, a shrieking cry rings out as the Dragon bursts from her tower, careening down like a bat out of hell towards where you lay
>"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!"
>She easily whips the hero comically flying away and clasps you in an embrace with her wings protectively surrounding you like an impenetrable shield
>"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, this was all so stupid, I'm so sorry..."
>Confused, you tell her you are just doing your duty, and that what's important is that her treasure remains safe
>She pulls her head back and looks you in the eye, with steamy tears welling up
>"But anon... I realize now... YOU are my treasure. And The only thing I want to keep safe... is you."
>She leans in for a romantic kiss and you instinctively put your arms around her

>The theater is filled with the sound of sobbing repitilian girls, from lowly lizardmen to the one ancient dragon in the back
>"Its a masterpiece!"
>"I'm going to the next showing too!"
>"Forget that, I'm flying home to find a husband!"
>"Me too!"
>"Sniff! L is for love!"
>The theater quickly vacates as the credits start to roll
>Meanwhile anon and his Dragon girlfriend gently lean against each other in their seats
>"That really was a good movie."
>"Yeah, I think my mom and dad embellished the last scene in their biography though"
>They smooch quietly before getting up to leave

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>>18017195
Sue me, faggot. (You)s alone won't alter my priority list.

>> No.18017212

>>18017187
the monstergirl reading this

>> No.18017213

>>18017205
Oh hey, I remember I once planned to write about one of those. It was going to be yuri too though so I never got around to writing it.

>> No.18017217

>>18017187
mindflyers and shoggots should be very rare since the come from the deep. Gripphons are near impossible to find since they guard God's treasures.Actual dragons should also be fairly rare unless dragonia becomes canon in the future. Lastly there are only 100 lillims.

>> No.18017227

>>18017217
Note that while Shoggoths may or may not be rare, they regardless are one of the "easier" monstergirls to come in contact with, if you truly deeply want one to be your wife anyway. They appear to those that need/want them, and if you fit the criteria (a bit predisposed to madness already yourself, loner with no great ambitions, in need of a maid and wanting to be with a girl who will take over) one will show up for you.

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>>18017217
Well, there's probably Griffons out there that aren't busy guarding stuff by virtue of being daughters to one.

>> No.18017231

>>18017187
Vampires
Dragons
Apophi
Pharaohs
Echidnas
Griffons
Ice Queens
Nurarihyons
Otohimes
Queen Slimes
Titanias

Maybe Valkyries. Mindflayers and Shoggoths.

>> No.18017242

>>18017231
Queen Slimes probably are pretty exceedingly rare.

>> No.18017251

>>18017036
>You mean this post?
That's the one.

So, I guess I missed the news. You're trying your hand at learning to draw?

>> No.18017263

How many images of your waifu do you have, thread?

Post your favorite.

>> No.18017269

>>18016977
Yes.
>>18017263
343.
Don't want image spam so no.

>> No.18017276
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>>18017263

>> No.18017280

>>18017263
More than 300. Can't, she's not thread related.

>> No.18017286

>>18017263
My waifu's a 2hu so I can't post her.
Not unless a Dark Mage version of her was made.

>> No.18017287

>>18017208
There is no way your strength can be just under a dragon and she just one shots what you struggled aginst and lost

>> No.18017288

>>18017263
Without variants, 16. My favorite is used as the OP.

>> No.18017290
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18017290

>>18017263
As of now, I have exactly 100 completed images of my waifu and/or daughteru.

>> No.18017291
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>>18017263
2hus are basically cheating so the number is irrelevant.

>> No.18017295

>>18017290
That's a really nice pic.
I'm glad you've been finding higher quality artists.

>> No.18017296

>>18017287
Actual autism

>> No.18017299

>>18017263
Fifteen total. Hopefully it'll be more by the end of the month.

This is my favorite of Dellu/Darker haired girl
https://imgur.com/BVj3PF2

This is my favorite of Nellu
https://imgur.com/COCclFs

This is my favorite of Vellu
https://imgur.com/IIMpdIf

>> No.18017301

>>18017180
The face looks odd, but Pharah has all my yes.

>> No.18017302

>>18017299
who's the artists behind these?

>> No.18017306

>>18017302
http://jcitricpache.tumblr.com
https://diathorn.tumblr.com

>> No.18017307
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18017307

>>18017263
About 50 that I've commissioned myself and it's really hard to pick a favourite out of them all.

>> No.18017308
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>>18017251
>You're trying your hand at learning to draw?
Yes. I've got a lot to learn, and of the two things I posted here one is in >>18016999 and the other is this one. It may look like shit with no fundamentals whatsoever, but I'm confident that it will be like writefaggotry and I'll require five years to get to a decent enough level through hard work and effort. Hardly something to get sad about, as 5 years is a short time for something like that.

>> No.18017311

>>18017306
thanks friend

>> No.18017314

>>18017308
That's right. you just have to keep at it and you'll get better.

>> No.18017322

>>18017295
Hey thanks anon, though quality when it comes to actual commissions is subjective. Manos had been on my list for a very long time though, I knew I was going to be getting a lot form her so I made sure to save up.

>> No.18017324

>>18017263
313 with variations sans 4 or 5 that ive drawn

i can't pick one all of are too good

>> No.18017332

>>18017307
cowfee is pretty good, I like his mothgirl

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18017342

>>18017263
I have like three commissioned. This is the only SFW one.

>> No.18017346

>>18017322
Subjectivity or no, I'd say what you've been landing lately has been leagues better than this time a year ago.

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18017356

>>18017263
Automatons only have 95/97-ish images so far.

>> No.18017358

>>18017346
I feel you anon. There was definitely a period where I went a little too crazy, though a year ago I had only commissioned 3 people so far.

>> No.18017361

>>18017150
>day time bodyguard for vampire
>Decked out in exensive suit, tie, the works
>job is to remove all "threats, obstacles and undisirables"
>do same job for her at night dispite title, as doing those things herself is below her.
>Have to deal with her semi foul mood as she does her daily duties
>often wears shaded glasses, closest thing to match her classical outfit
>over time she becomes more talkative, her daytime becoming much happier with you around
>there was one time you offered her a drink and you could of sworn you saw a red glow like the terminator in those shades
>must be the glare

>> No.18017364

>>18017287
Humans aren't supposed to beat monsters strength for strength unless its some BS like blessed by gods.
Your usually supposed to beat monsters with magic or exploiting their weaknesses
Like vampires and sunlight or hamon
Or dragons and lightning
Or hellhounds and vacuums
Or wurms and math

>> No.18017367

>>18017296
I know I know
>power levels in MGE
But that green rubs me the wrong way.

>> No.18017370

What Monsters make the best Ojous?

>> No.18017372

>>18017263
I don't have any. Just a collection of some artists OC who I base her appearance off.

>> No.18017380

How do you feel knowing alps can infiltrate order battalions and ambush from the inside? Never trust the soldier watching your back.

>> No.18017385

>>18017367
Maybe saving the dragon from the paladin would make a better story for you?

>> No.18017389

>>18017364
Just focus your SE on your own body and there you go, you become super saiyan.

>> No.18017397

>>18017380
Because they're watching your ass instead.

>> No.18017398

>>18017287
that was a movie, it wasn't real even in hat universe.

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18017401

>>18017364
Why not just level up to take them on strength for strength? Or is your level cap shittily low?

>> No.18017405

>>18017287
>Fictional movie taking place in fictional universe
>Even a line saying "I think my mom and dad embellished that last scene in their biography though"
I'm with >>18017296 I think you legitimately have autism.

>> No.18017410

>>18017398
it was based on real events you idiot.

>> No.18017411

>>18017370
Basically royalty and nobles.

>> No.18017413

I want to use magi-tech to cybernetically enhance an oni!

>> No.18017415

>>18017398
Then just imagine im that one guy that chats shit about the movie as they walk out
The type of guy that a phantom would want to show how stories work

>> No.18017418

>>18017411
So Pharaohs?

>> No.18017423

>>18017418
Pharaohs, Wights, Vampires to name a few.

Dragons would rather show their beautiful scales then putting on a fancy dress.

>> No.18017426

>>18017423
I want a Pharaoh with drills.

>> No.18017428

>>18017426
So a Pharaoh with spiral power?

>> No.18017439
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18017439

>>18017428
Real men fight the good fight with their wife

>> No.18017441

>>18017415
You need to live more freely, I bet you are on of those who hated hated the Magical Wurm 2 because "Talking flowers is not realist unless they are alraunes", jeez party killer.

>> No.18017442

>>18017428
No with Ojou drills. But her having a giant mech would be cool too.

>> No.18017444

Meaty jubjubs

>> No.18017446

>>18017439
Ah shit, didnt mean to quote

>> No.18017449

>>18017442
>Pharaoh with a mech like that one black dude from Demonbane

>> No.18017461

>>18017439
Agreed. I'd train with my dragon for my dragon and we'd go dungeon diving together to increase our hoard.

>> No.18017462

>>18017439
What promted LN to draw this?

>> No.18017468
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18017468

>>18017187
I can't believe you anons have all forgotten about dark matters. They're just about the only race that are specified to not simply be rare but "extremely rare" and that there are "only a very few individuals in existence."

>> No.18017476

>>18017462
A green about an anon who adventures with a ladyfriend, not knowing said ladyfriend is a dragon

>> No.18017478
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18017478

>>18017439
A demon realm scorpion hunting duo. The catch is the fried with the fires of the dragon who caught it.

That Dragon knight would give it a hearty flavor.

>> No.18017485

>>18017217
I don't think griffons can be called rare so much as potentially hard to find, given many of them live in remote or secluded places.

Likewise, mindflayers may be fairly common, its just that their societies are deep underground so they aren't often seen on the surface.

>> No.18017487

>>18017187
Trumparts would be up there too. There would be only 53 of them in existence assuming there are no multiples of the same number and suit.

KC mention a joker too, hence the 53.

>> No.18017494

>>18017487
There are clones of the trumpart.

>> No.18017503
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18017503

Reminder: Dragons are made for MEREing

>> No.18017513

>>18017364
Not quite true, there are heroes out there who got that way from training, magical items, etc. rather than a divine blessing.

And there are a rare few monsters that even a regular human could match physically, namely fairies and such (their bodies are still very tough though).

>> No.18017514

>>18017494
In that case she's an uncommon one then. Would Wocks be rarer instead?

>> No.18017519

>>18017487
There's multiples of each one, it's just that the higher up in the suit they are, the rarer they are.

>> No.18017528

>>18017487
There are more than one of a single kind.
Since the face value is basically their rank in Wonderland's forces, it probably ranges from one of each Ace to a wide multitude of the numbered cards.

>> No.18017529

>>18017519
Wonder what will happen to an Anon who runs into a King of Spades. Will his pelvis shatter?

>> No.18017537

>>18017514
For sure. They are dragons after all and corrupted ones at that. They are possibly zombie dragon tier of rare.

>> No.18017544

>>18017503
Dragons are for equal relationships.

>> No.18017554

>>18017514
maybe, the problem with wonderland I that everything so weird nothing would be unfeasible. Making any guesses to the number of the individuals useless.

>> No.18017572

>>18017554
>Anon really wants to meet a Wock sees her as soon as he gets into Wonderland
>He gets pounced

Good end

>> No.18017578
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18017578

any of you guys doing the waifu dinner thing for Christmas?

>> No.18017588

>>18017578
Fuck no

>> No.18017593

that reminds me, I commissioned a nsfw Polt animation a while back
https://imgur.com/im0gM3c

>> No.18017602

>>18017593
Nice, but you know what's about to happen.

>> No.18017606

>>18017602
poltfan69 kicking my ass?

>> No.18017611

>>18017593
>Polt furshit
Automatic trash.

>> No.18017630

^
>>18017606
That.
Also if poltfan69 is who I think it is just hold him at arm's length and he can't hurt you.

>> No.18017636
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18017636

Does anyone have the 2 page comic/edit where it's just a kikimora's head, and the next panel yells "Agry Slav/Maid Noises"

>> No.18017647

>>18017630
the guy who got himself transported to the 2d realm and appeared in monster musume

>> No.18017661

>>18017647
The short bearded guy right? I also remember him being bald/balding and muscular.

>> No.18017665

>>18017661
yeah that's the one

>> No.18017676

>>18017593
Very nice, anon.

And fuck the haters. I'd a polt.

>> No.18017682

>>18017593
Who's the artist and how much did that cost you? Asking for possible lich stuff.

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18017684

>> No.18017687

>>18017682
dynamoheart and I'm getting a cellshaded animation which is 150

>> No.18017688

>>18017684
Cute fairies, gonna spoil them with cookies

>> No.18017689

>>18017684
someone was on a roll

>> No.18017710
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18017710

>>18017636
Why is kikimora a mg but not her counterpart whos the actual helpful one?

>> No.18017718

>>18017676
Dogs are know to be loyal so she is one of the few only one girls I would be fine with gettingIf any in EMG.

>> No.18017727

>>18017710
The helpful/good spirits might not exit in MGE since monster were made to kill and inconvenience humans before the demon lord came into power.

>> No.18017730

>>18017718
I had a theory about why males tend to gravitate towards keeping dogs as pets and women cats.

>> No.18017735

>>18017730
and?
what was this theory?

>> No.18017736

>>18017684
Would pat her head with my pinky.

>> No.18017737
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18017737

>be woodsman
>happen to see that one cute wolf girl who lives nearby walking along the road with a basket
>figure she's probably going to visit her grandma
>try to talk to her a few times but she's timid and each encounter ends in awkward stammering and robotic waving
>hatch a plan
>run ahead to grandma's house
>take the old lady's clothes and put them on, then climb into her bed
>"oh my, you wouldn't want an old wolf like me"
>discover flaw in your plan
>improvise
>naked old wolf is successfully incapacitated
>hide her sweaty sleeping form in the blankets and lie in wait
>Wolf the Younger arrives
>"my, grandma! what strong arms you have"
>all the better to hug you with, my dear
>"my, grandma! what a chiseled jawline you have"
>all the better to...
>you can't think of anything so you decide to just get on with it
>'eat' her
>local elf constable arrives to check out a reported break in and catches you red-handed with the two devoured wolves

Would this get you in trouble or no?

>> No.18017738
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18017738

>>18017688
>>18017684
Do not stuff your fairies. Feed them with healthy, hand-drawn fruit.

>> No.18017741

>>18017738
They can have both!
They deserve both!

>> No.18017742
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18017742

>>18017737

>> No.18017743

>>18016123
Gonna call bullshit, they're equally degenerate.

>> No.18017744

>>18017737
>"oh my, you wouldn't want an old wolf like me"
I'm going to give that Little Red Riding Wolfu a daughter and an aunt.

>> No.18017745

>>18017735
they represent what each gender typically want in a patner, men want someone who's fun and loyal and women independence and confidence.

>> No.18017757

>>18017743
I'm more disappointed by the fact we have literal furfaggots and furfag enablers here.

>> No.18017764

>>18017737
It would for sure. You just fucked the cutie and her grandma so you'd need to take resposibility.

>> No.18017777

>>18017764
Is this how you end up with a daughter/aunt?

>> No.18017779

>>18017710
But her counterpart is an MG. Unless I missed something.

>> No.18017780

>>18017737
>"my, grandma! what a big.. uh..?"
>all the better to breed little wolves with, my dear

>> No.18017801

>>18017757
>disappointed
Sure
>surprised
Nope this place is basically tumblr now

>> No.18017803

>>18017777
Her mom would probably be extremely confused.

>> No.18017811

>>18017801
>Nope this place is basically tumblr now
Just because too many people are intolerant towards your love for furry shit?

>> No.18017812
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18017812

>tfw you will never knock up your cute imouto, doting onee-chan, milfy momster, tomboy aunt, and ara ara grandmomster
I just want one big happy family

>> No.18017818

>That moment when a maydere demon is about to bathe the country in hellfire but some cute wizard walked into the chamber

>> No.18017829

>>18017812
>forgetting your daughteru
tsk tsk, anon.

>> No.18017830

>>18017812
>Not knocking up your daughter too when she is born
Weak.

>> No.18017834

>>18017811
Kinda making an idiot of yourself, bud.

>> No.18017843

>>18017812
Okay, to be kosher that would mean both you and your aunts would have to be adopted. Is that really what you want anon?

>> No.18017844

>>18017803
>my new step-father is my son-in-law!?
It's like a light novel title

>> No.18017849

>>18017843
>Adoption
Their husbands died in the war.

>> No.18017850

>>18017829
>>18017830
It's hard to gauge whether or not dicking the daughteru is ok or not. If my daughter genuinely wants the D and my wives are ok with it, then I'd do it.

>> No.18017853

>>18017849
what war?

>> No.18017854

>>18017812
I don't want used goods, no thanks.

>> No.18017855

>>18017843
They could be turned humans
Turned humans is how I satisfy all my incest-related monstergirl needs

>> No.18017862

>>18017850
Of course they'd be okay with it. You fucked the whole faimily so might as well continue, plus all the incestuous fucking will get her going too.

>>18017855
I used transformation to get thread aproved oyakodon too.

>> No.18017867

>>18017855
This. Succubi already see some girls they turn as their own sisters, so it's not too far-fetched to say that older monsters would see the younger ones as their daughters, even if they aren't blood-related

>> No.18017871

>>18017849
>Women so shit they can't be bothered to resurrect their husbands and fathers, but instead hop on the next dick
Wew lad
>fucking a widow in any setting with a tangibe afterlife
Wew lad

>> No.18017873

>>18017850
Your wives who are also your stepdaughters, nieces, granddaughters, aunt and mother-in-law.

>> No.18017876

>>18017812
Don't forget to knock up your daughter-imouto, daughter-niece, daughter-aunt, and daughter-cousin as well.

>> No.18017881

>>18017855
That brings up an interesting question there anon, if a human girl separates with her husband for whatever reason and then monsterizes several months or years down the line, would she still have the monstergirl loyalty to him since depending on how long they were together she might still me marked with his spirit energy?

>> No.18017886

>>18017881
the answer anon
is dont think about it

>> No.18017893

>>18017849
This
>>18017871
This is why many MILF scenarios are shit.

>> No.18017894

>>18017881
Depends on how much she loves him.

>>18017867
Fake relationships like this are meh.

>> No.18017898

>>18017881
Spirit energy dosen't "claim" MGs, love does. If she loved her husband then sure, but if she was forced into a loveless marriage and got separated form her childhood friend who she actually loved instead then....

>> No.18017899

>>18017893
Adoption is literally the only non shit way to fuck sister and mother figures. Any other way is cuckoldry and turns the women into no good whores.

>> No.18017900

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

>> No.18017909

>>18017900
This is why KDF is right.

>> No.18017911

>>18017899
I feel sad for people like you who can't enjoy a good milf or oyakodon.

>> No.18017914
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18017914

Ooh, Siren's getting some love.

>> No.18017917

>>18017893
What about a virgin MILF who was impregnated from masturbating with semen? What if it was your semen?

>> No.18017919

>>18017893
Milf scenarios not actual mothers, you know what I mean works fine, specially if a Christmas-cake woman who never had a men is involved. Married women are off limits though.

>> No.18017924

>>18017876
Alright, but no dicking those resulting daughterus. It's hard enough to keep up with ten wives, especially when your grandmomster takes up more of your time than the other girls because she's the matron of the family. Sure they'll call foul, but they can't really do anything about it because she's the strongest.

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>>18017914
Rata's editor is hard at work too!

>> No.18017929

>>18017899
Wait, who exactly are you cucking by fucking your sister? Assuming she's single there shouldn't be problem there.

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>>18017899
Agreed.

>> No.18017942

>>18017911
I find cheating in any way absolutely abhorrent. So unless you are a daugther dicker actual oyakodon is shit now that I think about it i'm not sure this is any better

>> No.18017946

>>18017911
Knowing other people have principles that stop them from enjoying your shit fetish is bound to do so. Maybe you have a leg to stand on if the setting was different, but I love me some undead girls, and any setting with the undead in it has literally no excuse for "missing husband who died in war". The woman - if she is good, ought to pay any price to get her loved man back. Not hop on another dick. Also, thinking about the reunion once they're all dead, and the missing husband has been watching his wife be a whore all this time gives me a headache.

Also I still enjoy milf, but that's because my brain has replaced the mother part with the ara ara part and kept the body type, age and personality the same.

>>18017929
Oh, absolutely no one. Sisters and cousins are fine. It's just the mothers, grand mothers and the aunts of said cousins.

>> No.18017948

>>18017911
>forgetting the wife/daughter oyakodon
I am disappoint.

>> No.18017950

>>18017898
Indeed, the requirement for "sees someone she knew as a human as her husband now" is always dependent on her actually having loving feelings for him as a human first.

>> No.18017952

>>18017919
>>18017917
>Virgin milfs
Alright sure. Just go with it.

>>18017942
Daughteru otakodon is trash tier.

>> No.18017960

>>18017946
>If the setting was different
I never talked about MGE

>> No.18017967

>>18017948
The best kind.

>> No.18017968

>>18017946
Would you say its also permissible if the woman never loved said husband, was forced to marry him, he was horrible to her, etc. In my view if that's the case she isn't really married anyway.

>> No.18017971

>>18017914
DOCKING!?

>> No.18017972

>>18017960
You're in the monster girl thread. Regardless of MGE or not, so long as you don't explicitly state the non existence of spirits and the undead, and even some forms of magic to a degree, then there's an actual afterlife, where spirits retain their identity.

And that renders any dead husband excuse invalid.

>> No.18017973

>>18017946
>The woman - if she is good, ought to pay any price to get her loved man back
What was that lizard story of her going to the underworld to do that?

>> No.18017977

>>18017914
Oh lordy.
That 'nuki is cute.

>>18017925
Business rata!

>> No.18017978

>>18017925
I want to marry Rata and Oni.

>> No.18017980

>>18017968
Alternatively she could have never been married, and instead got knocked up by a guy she thought she loved until he abandoned her.

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>>18017948
I would never

>> No.18017988

>>18017972
Okay, so there aren't any spirits or magic.

>> No.18017989

>>18017980
Now we are getting into grey territory, not good not bad. Would be her friend but would not dick

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>>18016977
Yes

>> No.18017998

>>18017990
This is way better than the ochi art. She look ripped AND feminine.

>> No.18017999

>>18017984
Oooh, good taste anon. good taste indeed.

>> No.18018001

>>18017984
Goddamn did I love everything about that hentai. Would dick the ever-loving fuck out of monster versions of those two every day. I also need a kiki Victorian Maid Maria

>> No.18018004

>>18017968
There's no reason to stay in such a situation, much less carry the man's child. There are many options out of any given situation. If she chooses to take none, even the final one, then what good is she?

>>18017988
Then it's dead souls under the bridge

>> No.18018008

>>18018001
wish there was more.

>> No.18018011
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>> No.18018015

>>18018011
Fuck off

>> No.18018018

>>18017999
To this day I'm still holding out that we'll get a second episode. I need to have Sakie getting taken from behind and Rumi bouncing on MC's cock. Then I can die with some semblance of happiness.

>> No.18018019

>>18018001
>kiki Victorian Maid Maria
My erection upon watching that would probably break physics and create the first portal.

>> No.18018025

>>18018015
Not him, but what's bad about the picture? I don't really get it.

>> No.18018026

>>18017984
>>18018001
The two greatest hentai videos of all time right there.
>>18018008
100% agreed.

>> No.18018029

>>18017909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ohhubkd2n4

KDF is also right on Latex being extremely stimulating

>> No.18018037

>>18018025
He's just overreacting. It's a joke picture.

>> No.18018040

>>18018025
>That hairstyle
>That bowl
futa

>> No.18018043

>>18018029
Life must be hard as an alien who can't acclimate to our earth air. Do you think they have a similar thing as the ayys in mass effect where cumming inside would kill them?

>> No.18018049

>>18018043
I dunno, Anon. Quarian girls are a peculiarity.

>> No.18018051

>>18018004
>There's no reason to stay in such a situation, much less carry the man's child. There are many options out of any given situation. If she chooses to take none, even the final one, then what good is she?

Threat of starvation if they have nowhere to go, execution depending on local laws, being beaten or murdered by said husband? There are plenty of reasons women get stuck in situations like that, especially in some societies.

And if she has hope to someday, somehow escape, then I'd say dealing with the current situation as best as she can is preferable to killing herself.

>> No.18018052

>>18018040
...Charon's a futa now?

>> No.18018054

>>18018026
They really are, aren't they? All three of those girls look so fucking breedable. Kiki Maria would be constantly pregnant if I had my way

>> No.18018057

>>18018052
Nope.
Guy's just a retard.

>> No.18018060

>>18018043
im still angry

>> No.18018065

>>18018051
I repeat, If she chooses to take no option of escape, even the final one, then what good is she?

>Hope to somehow escape
>Hope the heavens will suddenly have eyes, and move to help insignificant her out
Not really a desirable character trait now is it?

>> No.18018082

>>18018065
You really can't comprehend someone wanting to live even with a pretty awful life? You're basing someone value on how willing they are to kill themselves?

None of that seems logical to me.

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Would people even read a non-smut Golem story?

>> No.18018087

>>18018084
if it was adventure themed,

>> No.18018089

>>18018084
Hell yeah

>> No.18018093

>>18018084
>Would people ever read non-smut
Gee I wonder, it's not like there are known writefags writing non-smut near-exclusively.

>> No.18018095

>>18018082
If you don't even want to die your life can't be that bad. Somethings keeping you around. Who knows, maybe the man has a big dick. In either case, even if some miracle happens, the guy vanishes and dies that's still not a woman I'd touch with a barge pole. Rape baby and all.

>> No.18018098

>>18018093
Lostpenis is in a league of his own, though.

>> No.18018101

>>18018084
Only if it's set in a cool MGE setting.

>> No.18018104

>>18018084
I would.

>> No.18018105

>>18018052
Whats in the bowl then?

>> No.18018107

>>18018105
dog food

>> No.18018117

>>18018105
Leftovers.

>> No.18018119

>>18018105
Cum. Because it's the hellhound's favorite, and though charon is locking her up and torturing her with puns, in every other aspect, she's quite kind. So she got the hellhound's favorite food for her, while she practiced puns.

>> No.18018124

>>18018119
Where's does she get the semen?

>> No.18018126

>>18018124
Hobos

>> No.18018131

>>18018124
Charon's husband.

>> No.18018133

>>18018126
Where does she get the hobos?

>> No.18018135

>>18018133
From the Hobo store? I'm not really sure where hobos come from.

>> No.18018138

>>18018095
Well aren't you a fine example of a human being. By your logic kidnap victims who are raped and get rescued years later should have just killed themselves.

>> No.18018145

>>18018138
If they get rescued years later, their situation wasn't that bad. I'm talking truly inescapable, where the man is so influential no one would willingly lift a finger to help, if they even knew about it in the first place.

>> No.18018169

>>18018145
I'm pretty sure being considered most likely dead by the world, forced to get pregnant by your kidnapper, and basically living as a slave, is "that bad."

But we're really off topic at this point. Anyone interested in summaries of the MGE volume 2 info that were posted on Redux? I only bring it up because it seems a fair number of people still haven't gotten the book themselves (or are unable to).

>> No.18018171

>>18018169
I need to figure out how to order stuff so my mom doesn't open my package.

>> No.18018174

>>18018169
I have the book and still haven't read it. I should do that.

>> No.18018176
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I just want to grope and play with some massive monstergirl tits. I don't even care about the species anymore, just as long as those things fill a G-cup at least.

>> No.18018180
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Babysitting MGs is either way easier than normal or significantly more difficult.
And I'm not sure which.
This is all assuming the job is legit and not a setup.

>> No.18018188

>>18018174
Well here's some motivation then, given its in summary form and you can read the full details in the book.

>Well the Wonderland entry is largely the same as the version KC put online and we translated here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=565 But additions are:

>1. Its noted that the love of tea and tea parties by mad hatters developed out of the mushroom's need for moisture.
2. The Queen of Hearts apparently designs and issues the clothes that the monster girls of Wonderland wear.

>Notable points of info regarding the Overlord's army and related things that aren't specified elsewhere:

>1. Among the monsters that don't serve directly under the Overlord, there are monsters that serve the rulers of whatever human kingdom they live in with their husbands.
2. In addition to fighting Order attacks, the Overlord's army also responds to disasters and other pressing concerns.
3. Among the army's ranks are human warriors who became monsters or incubi and enlisted because they wanted to continue to follow their calling as warriors.
4. While unattached enemy combatants may of course be seduced/ravished when taken prisoner, they are otherwise noted to be treated very graciously.
5. Married men taken as prisoners of war may be either released later on to return home or relocated with their family to a monster realm (one would presume this depends on the specific situation, if the man would be in danger if he returned home and so on).
6. What is meant regarding lax discipline in the army is detailed a bit more. Namely if a monster requests relocation because of a man, her request is usually granted. It is likewise assumed that couples will serve in the same location, and except in emergencies will stay in defensive encampments so they can enjoy sexy times with their mate. The front lines are usually left to unmarried monsters eager to meet men.

>Now as for the section on the Extremists:

>1. Most married monsters only monsterize human women as a personal favor (or for defense, as some profiles note), and the Extremists thus have their title due to even married members being adamant about monsterizing most every human woman they meet.
2. Given that a monsterized woman won't become an extremist unless she has the proper aptitude (namely that she comes to agree with their vision and desires to achieve it their way), the Extremists have instituted what they call an Organization of Breaking, which trains women in their philosophy before they are monsterized (the methods of training are not specified but are noted to harshly and thoroughly seed the Extremist's philosophy into the minds of the women).
3. Though the Extremists are best known for their aggressive attempts to monsterize women and spread monster realms, they also conduct more subtle operations such as smuggling monsterization-causing items into human lands.
4. Though they are more pro-active than other monsters about spreading monster realms, they don't invade human lands indiscriminately. Typically a lot of time is spent monitoring a targeted land and planning how best to minimize casualties to both monsters and humans before any direct invasion is done.
5. The exception to the above is when they find out about things such as planned mass monster executions, oppression of the poor, persecution of human groups, sacrifice of individuals rights, etc. in a given land. In such cases they may take rapid action, viewing such events as victimization of their future monster comrades and partners.
6. It also makes note of the events in the book Fallen Maidens.

>> No.18018190

>>18018169
>I'm pretty sure being considered most likely dead by the world, forced to get pregnant by your kidnapper, and basically living as a slave, is "that bad."
If its some random fuck, you at least know that society will do its best help you if you ever get free.

>> No.18018195

>>18018180
Man, that's going to depend on the type, temperament and upbringing. Like, Kiki chicks (pups?) would probably be like nothing at all, but then you get something like a heckpup...

>> No.18018199

>>18018188
Apologies, really messed up the greentexts there. Will do better with the rest if you guys want to see them.

>> No.18018210
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>>18018195
>Hellpup
Just pack a spray bottle and rolled-up newspaper. Should solve most of your problems.

>> No.18018215

>>18018176
I'm with you.
Happening upon a hinezumi with K-cups would be something.

>> No.18018223

>>18018210
Is that hellpup trying to be edgy and failing due to her wardrobe choice, or is she actually a Powerpuff Girl-loving sweetheart who just happens to look fierce no matter what she does?

>> No.18018228

>>18018188
>sacrifice of individuals rights, etc. in a given land
Their answer to this is to indiscriminately monsterize every one, completely disregarding individual rights? fucking crazy sluts.

>> No.18018230

>>18018210
I hope shes not watching the reboot

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>>18018195
>you get hired to babysit for a little kiki
>she ends up taking care of you
>she makes dinner before you can ask her what she'd like to eat
>around the time she's tucking you into bed you're wondering why they hired you to begin with

>> No.18018232

>>18018215
Finding a /fit/ girl packing massive knockers would be like finding the proverbial unicorn. Not an actual unicorn, though. There's probably plenty of unicorns with colossal calcium cannons just due to being centaurs.

>> No.18018241

>>18018215
>She tries to fight
>Her boobs are pressed up against you and her arms can't reach
Cute, would pet.

>> No.18018242

>>18018228
To them monsterization equals true freedom, as monsters basically do what they want and follow their hearts as well as their lust. A feeling of liberation is one of the more consistent things referenced concerning what one experiences when monsterized.

>> No.18018245

>>18018232
You can always make one if you can't find one!
But yes, Unis would have cannons

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>>18018210
>>18018195

>> No.18018249

>>18018176
At this point just give me a succubus, as she's somehow managed to leap into my top 5.

>> No.18018252

>>18018231
>It's because she needed something to do
>Also, practice
>YFW this is how little kikis play house

>>18018210
Miniscule blasts of water are probably the least effective thing you could use on something with flames shooting out of its eyes

>> No.18018255

>>18018241
She's a fierce fighter!
Grab her from behind so you can fondle her tits

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>>18018231
I want more regional/realm Kikimora variations. Undead Kingdom included.

>> No.18018260

>>18018231
>you're wondering why they hired you to begin with

Practice anon, every little kiki needs a master to practice household duties on, even if he doesn't end up becoming her real master.

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>>18018258
I think that kiki picked up the wrong package at the cleaners.

>> No.18018272

>>18018242
That "liberation" robs them of their freedom to allow their morals and principals to dictate their action.

I'd much rather live by the dictate of my principals than the demand of my whims.

>> No.18018279

>>18018255
I'd just give them a good slap and grope from the front. Maybe kick her legs while she tries to reach me so she falls down and I shove my dick on between them.

>> No.18018288

>>18018279
Careful, she's quite quick despite looking like she's going to smack herself in the face with her own tits.

>> No.18018291

>>18018272
They still have their principals and morals to some degree, unless that is those things got in the way of enjoying sex with the man they love.

It also depends on how repressed they were as humans. The Fallen Maidens are basically extreme cases. For comparison look at how little Saphirette changed when she became a dark matter. She's an embodiment of pure lust that is too shy and introverted to even leave her city to look for a man directly.

>> No.18018295

>>18018272
>You'll never be a relatively normal guy torn between being upset at a bunch of monsters invading all of a sudden as you go grocery shopping or the useless fucks in charge of the city who turned it into something that left the monsters feeling the need to intervene

>> No.18018304

>>18018295
But hey, at least there are groceries to buy now!
>Too bad they're all aphrodisiacs...

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>>18018304
Not the potatoes though, despite the name "intimacy vegetable," they just taste good.

>> No.18018314

>>18018188
Extremists are for purging

>> No.18018318

>>18018312
sasuga potato

>> No.18018322

>>18018312
Do dullahans like potatoes?

>> No.18018325

>>18018279
Do it right and she may try to keep herself from panting like she's in heat as it pops up from her cleavage

>> No.18018326

Anyway, for less controversial stuff than the Extremists, here's more quotes from MGR:

>New/notable info from the section on the noble capitals of the undead summarized, note that parts in parentheses are my thoughts:

>1. The kingdoms of the undead are highly stratified, with a wight serving as queen, and vampires and liches as nobles who govern with wit and grace. Thanks to their influence the kingdoms are very clean, despite what one might expect of undead.
>2. In addition to a lot of sex, even the lower order undead spend time enjoying things like art, dancing and going to tea parties with their friends.
>3. To become a higher rank noble one must present the proof, namely how beautiful they have become from how much sex they have enjoyed with their husband, as undead become more beautiful and licentious in body and soul the more sex they have.
>4. Any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as an undead, hence the undead kingdoms tend to be very diverse.
>5. In the present age undead monsters and their incubi are regarded as virtually immortal, as age has never been observed to be the cause of an undead dying (course given its only been a thousand years since the change in the undead to their current forms, it could be they are just quite long-lived rather than immortal).
>6. While many incubi married to undead monsters are simply adapted to their role thanks to their wives, there are also many who are a special category of incubus. They are undead incubi, human men who have been raised from death, though it may not be easy to tell them apart from regular incubi. Compared to dead human women, it is not an easy thing to turn a dead man into a undead incubus, as his ability to produce essence must also be revived. There is a special ritual involved, divine power assistance, and there must be a monster, i.e. a wife for the man, to provide a perpetual source of mana to sacrifice for him.
>7. To non-monster observers, the souls of men being played with by their ghost or will-o-wisp wives look like hazy flames. They are also part of the population in undead kingdoms, monsters and men who exist as only materialized souls.
>8. Hel bears the title of "goddess of life and death." She is a petite and dignified girl, like a noble's daughter. She is relatively young for a god, and considers typical rules about death to just be the foolish assumptions of the old. She believes death should be a new beginning, a reuniting with loved ones and pleasure unending. She is the most commonly worshiped deity for the undead, and her churches are decked out in red and black.
>9. Hel's follower's are promised deaths of everlasting peace, meaning they get raised to live good lives as undead.
>10. In the previous age undead were much more fragile beings, vulnerable to holy power and such. Lower rank undead could be destroyed simply by sunlight or prayers. The Overlord changed things so they are far more stable beings, and now Hel protects undead even further. Thanks to her blessings even low rank undead cannot be killed by things such as light spells.

>> No.18018328
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>>18018210
>tfw no pack of Heckpups to cuddle with and keep you warm
Feels bad, my dudes.

>> No.18018331

>>18018314
Extremists are for prone boning until they stop thinking about corruption and start thinking only about you.

>> No.18018335

>>18018326
>New info on the Continent of Mist:
>1. Getting to and back from the vast continent of mist is not easy due to the mists that surround it, unless one already is familiar with the way. The Wandering Scholar hasn't actually been there yet, and assumes there are many monster races there that are as yet unknown to him. Much of the information he has is due to him having had the good fortune of meeting a monster that traveled from there and what she was able to tell him.
>2. The Order has no influence in the continent of mist, and its culture has developed largely independently of the rest of the world (though it and Zipangu do have some things in common).
>3. Most everything about the mist continent is huge and/or gaudy, be it the architecture, the clothes or the massive mountains that rise above even the clouds. Atop these mountains live god-like monsters (typically regarded as gods by and rulers of the people), and it is their mana rolling down off the mountains that produces the mists that give the continent its name.
>4. There are three major nations in the mist continent, who in turn protect various smaller nations allied with them and together control vast territories. Thus in effect there are three factions, and each faction is perpetually in conflict with the others. It is believed that this constant state of war is why many of the monster girl races there have become skilled in martial arts.
>5. Its called a war but of course death isn't much of a factor as most everyone fights with realm silver weapons. Moving on to the three factions:
>6. The Land of the Four Gods is a emerald monster realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.
>7. The Land of the Four Fiends is ruled by four exceedingly licentious monsters, and the umbral realm state of the land reflects this. Basically its an extreme umbral monster realm, with all that entails. Even monsters like jinko are raging beasts, always in heat. Even the smaller states have god-like monsters as rulers, namely nine-tailed youkos, and on an individual basis the Land of the Four Fiends can be said to have the strongest monsters. That said these nations are not interested in conquest, they invade the other factions only to acquire men to take back to their own lands (since they can't produce their own men) and their fighting forces are made up mostly of unmarried monsters.
>8. The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who stay out of worldly affairs mostly but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here monsters should be lower in rank than humans). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realmsilver weapons and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

>> No.18018341
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18018341

What's going to happen to the porn industry when MGs open the portals?

>New Categories including inter-specieal, tentacle-job, and all-orfices for slime types
>Manticore venom and holst milk are common tools for films.
>TAILED.com
>BEEFED.com
>Lots of closeups on handholding
>HOUND.com
>PORKED.com
>Creampie vids skyrocket together with their demands.
>Softcore and amateur also become popular with lots of cuddling and pillowtalk in the vids.

I dare imaginewhat snuff/torture vids would be like, for MGs on the masochistic side.

>> No.18018344

The more I hear about the Demon Lord and Chief God's army the more I dislike them.

>> No.18018348

>>18018188
>4. Though they are more pro-active than other monsters about spreading monster realms, they don't invade human lands indiscriminately. Typically a lot of time is spent monitoring a targeted land and planning how best to minimize casualties to both monsters and humans before any direct invasion is done.
>Only in Death turned out to be more accurate than previously thought
Well shit

>> No.18018392

>>18012840
The one monster nurse that won't get fired for cuddling her patients

>> No.18018405

>>18017462
>>18017476

more or less going off on a few post combinations
see
(>>15446069
>>15446074
>>15446297
>>15448037)

>> No.18018412

>>18018335
The Land of the Four Souls sounds nice.

>> No.18018437

>>18018412
Fuck off Orderfag

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>>18018405
>that was 1 year ago

>> No.18018447

>>18018341
I'm honestly surprised porked.com isn't already a site.

>> No.18018450

>>18018443
we're not going to live to see the portal

>> No.18018452

>>18014522
I still lurk sometimes but I'm planning drawfagging again soon. This year has been 2hectic4me.

>> No.18018456

>>18018450

Or the portal opens but you're on your deathbed when you finally meet your waifu

>> No.18018460

>>18018456
>having a waifu
It's not like she would love you, the minute she becomes real you would have a better chance at getting a pile of trash to love you.

>> No.18018464

>>18018101
Depends on what you define as cool.

>> No.18018468

>>18018460
>t. doesn't understand the basic concept behind monster waifus

>> No.18018471

>>18018468
t. doesn't understand women or how life works

>> No.18018474
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Last of the summarized info from Redux:

>Bacchus:
>1. Bacchus is believed to drink with many other gods in the divine realm, and thus possesses rich connections.
>2. Its not clear what Bacchus looks like, or even if they are male or female, as they have been seen in at least two forms that may or may not have actually been Bacchus. It may even be that Bacchus simply has two forms (these forms being a stout of heart and virile person implied to be male, and the other a divine, well-endowed, drunken lass).
>3. Among Bacchus' tenets are: "drink wine to give life, joy, and color, and to give the energy needed to live each day well and virtuously," "exchange wine and words to seal your friendship," "be not grudging of your wine, for wine is to be shared" and "one's true and best form is that which is revealed through intoxication."
>4. The applications of each of these tenets is heavily detailed in the text, but of particular note is the clarification that the last tenet is not condoning violence and such brought about by drunkenness. Rather such negative behavior is seen as a underlying nature that the person should work to change and thus better themselves.
>5. While Bacchists publicly maintain the Order's position that all gods (excepting those who betrayed her) serve the Chief God and worship of them constitutes worship of her, its notable that none of the Bacchists scriptures mention monsters as enemies of humankind.
>6. Bacchists are very helpful and charitable, but they also disapprove of one-sided charity and thus they often assist those they help in finding employment and such so they can give back to society.
>7. Satyros are know for serving as priestesses and missionaries for Bacchus.
>8. Bacchus' blessings include a strong tolerance for alcohol, as well as successful friendships and partnerships that cross boundaries of nations and race.

>Eros:
>1. She is described as being similar in appearance to the angels who serve her, with tawny skin, pink hair, and eyes that light up with her powerful love (presumably a reference to the "heart pupils" of cupids and houris).
>2. That the gods treat Eros as a neutral deity and command the Order to do so as well, despite her sympathies clearly aligning with the monsters, has led to speculation among theologians that her role in the god's society must be important enough for them to overlook this.
>3. Eros is known for communicating her will through oracles, and because of this there are many direct records of her words. These writings and teachings are popular reading materials among monsters and young women.
>4. Being very affectionate herself, Eros is notably impatient in regards to suppressed love, and thus pays a lot of attention to helping couples get together who are having trouble confessing.
>5. There are various tenets that embody her teachings, such as "embrace love, live in love, and love will save you," "good love for good deeds" and "to those who hold love, golden love; to those who wreck love, lead-black loss."
>6. As shown in the above tenets and in the info in other settings materials, Eros bears a particular antipathy toward acts of infidelity and the betrayal of love.
>7. The cult of Eros has been growing a lot in recent years, in particular among monsters (who appreciate, among other things, the enhanced pleasure Eros' blessing gives during sex), and some states are even adopting Eroticism as their official religion.

>Bastet:
>1. She is believed to live in the Cat Kingdom.
>2. Her worship is considered heretical by the Order since she is firmly on the side of cat monsters as the guardian deity of cats.
>3. Cat monsters revere Bastet more like she is an alpha cat than a goddess.
>4. A few human lands and peoples also worship Bastet, and her human shrine maidens have formal costumes with cat tails and ears and work to behave like cats.
>5. When shrine maidens earn Bastet's recognition she will ultimately transform them into cat monsters and their entire village may be invited into the cat kingdom, the shrine maidens as new cats and the villagers as people worthy of the feline realm because of their love for cats.

>I don't think much of anything new is said about Poseidon. Except that is a statement on how the sea goddess the umi osho serve (Wadatsumi) has a number of similarities to Poseidon and that it is theorized they may be the same being.

>> No.18018477

>>18018270
>have Anubis wife
>she has a big event coming up, so she wanted to have her formal ware dry-cleaned
>being the good husband you are, you pick it up for her
>the day before the event, you hear her asking from the other room "Anon, dear, did you pick up the right package at the dry-cleaners?"
>'Yes, why?'
>You turn around to see her standing in the doorway dressed in a traditional maid outfit
>After a moment you say 'Yes, I definitely grabbed the right package.'

>> No.18018482

>>18018471
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg

>> No.18018492

>>18018482
A thread full of social recluses that delude themselves into thinking that their fantasy women would be any better than humans if they were real.

>> No.18018493

>>18018474
WTF, I love goats now!

>> No.18018496

>>18018492
nofunallowed.png

>> No.18018497

>>18018471
>posted in a monster girl thread

>> No.18018498

>>18018492
Also at least a few stable, happy, sociable people who just happen to enjoy talking about monster girls.

>> No.18018505

>>18018492
>fantasy
>real
ConfusedFaggotCat.jpg

>> No.18018506

>>18018496
Escapism isn't fun.

>>18018497
Somebody has to be the one to remind you people.

>> No.18018521
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18018521

>>18018231
>>18018252
>>18018260

Though she stumbled a few times, she still sang the lullaby with great enthusiasm. Maybe next time you should remind her that lullabies aren't meant to be that energetic.

>> No.18018537

>>18018521
>you will never get roped into babysitting loli kiki triplets that all awkwardly try to out-maid each other
>they will never obviously fish for compliments and compete for your affection as not only do they do all of their chores but even try to butt in and help you with your errands
>they will never huddle outside your door at night when a storm hits, the three of them obviously scared senseless

>> No.18018538

>>18018521
Are you trying to give me a heart attack? Good work.

>> No.18018541

>>18018521
Latenight comics when?
Lewdnight doujins when?

>> No.18018546

>>18018541
i'd pay top dollar for that lewd content

>> No.18018548

>>18018521
Little kikis are the greatest blessing one could ever hope for.

>> No.18018551

>>18018548
Right next to the big kikis that make them?

>> No.18018557

>>18018551
Most certainly.
(See also >>18018231)

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>>18018541
>Lewdnight doujins when?
>>18018546

>> No.18018588

>>18018582
open it up

>> No.18018596

>>18018582
Does this showcase Kikis of varying shapes and sizes?

>> No.18018604

>>18018582
>the Kikimora centerfold is doing everyday chores, but in frilly, revealing lingerie
Instant subscription from me

>> No.18018620

>>18018582
how much money do you require for these services

>> No.18018622

>>18018582
i bet the salamander maid doujin guarantees to increase your efficiency with one handed weapons

>> No.18018643

>>18018582
Imagine if your maid found these magazines hidden in your closet.

>> No.18018648

>>18018582
>piko production
Nice.

>> No.18018656

>>18018326
I sincerely hope if I were risen to be the husband to a cute Zombie as an undead incubus, her Phantom friend presiding over the ritual would have a big old song and dance number ready for when I ask what happened.

https://youtu.be/H48kOqqaWv0
Ignore my inner 15 year old lashing out it fits okay

>> No.18018660

>>18018326
Undead kingdom actually sounds pretty fun. I can see it being two parts gothy fanciness and one part wacky tim burton.

>> No.18018664

>>18018474
Eros Paladin all but confirmed, in his 'move it along and confess already' ways.

>> No.18018669
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>>18018326
>There is a special ritual involved, divine power assistance, and there must be a monster, i.e. a wife for the man, to provide a perpetual source of mana to sacrifice for him.
But can a man who was already raised as a skeleton be turned into an incubus or are they forever stuck as a girl?

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>>18018582
Goddamnit, why do I love Kiki legs so much? I'm not even a footfag.

>> No.18018674

>>18018622
Dammit Todd

>> No.18018675

>>18018672
Natural high heels.
How can anyone resist?

>> No.18018677

>>18018669
I'm assuming not anon. But to be fair, being raised as a skeleton seems to be a different implication than other forms of necrotic rebirth. The skeleton doesn't retain the identity of the being that died to give rise to it. So you don't have to worry as a man that when you die you might be forced to come back as a girl, even if energy from your corpse is used to create one.

>> No.18018678

>>18018672
Liking legs and having a foot fetish are two different things. I don't think Kiki feet are even the kind of thing that normally trigger foot fetishists either, are they?

>> No.18018680

>>18018474
Bacchus sounds like the god that would have the most kiki priests, but only tsundere ones(who get drunk and confess to you).

>> No.18018681

>>18018295
Sounds about right to me.

>> No.18018689

>>18017180
I did not say Justice, I said just ice. A glass with only ice in it.

>> No.18018692

>>18018677
>So you don't have to worry as a man that when you die you might be forced to come back as a girl, even if energy from your corpse is used to create one.
Yes you do, Skeletons are like the one exception to that. If you die as a regular human and get brought back as a monster girl you're going to get genderbent, even if it's just your actual corpse while your soul is off doing whatever.

>> No.18018700

>>18018474
>some states are even adopting Eroticism as their official religion.
Well when you put it like that.

>> No.18018703

>>18018675
I want to rub my face on Kiki legs
>"Master, please. I must get back to work."
>ignore her, continuing to stroke her legs as she sits in the chair in front of you
>"Really, a lowly servant's legs couldn't possibly be pleasing to you, right?"
>you suddenly surprise her by hiking her legs up by her head, allowing you to grind your bulge against her crotch to answer her question

>> No.18018704

>>18018689
Eew, I bet you're one of those weird fuckers who just likes to chomp on ice all day.

>> No.18018721

>>18018703
I would love to distract a dutiful maid by sticking my face in her booty or between her legs when she's trying to work.
Either with Kiki or with Shog.

>> No.18018723

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that part of a maid's duties are taking care of a sick master.

Do you know what this means?
Nurse Kikis

>> No.18018729

>>18018721
>Hauu~ Young master! You must not do this!

>> No.18018731

>>18018704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx99RDH3zOc
Skip to 2:10

>> No.18018735

>>18018721
>Shog
>She has to give herself legs explicitly so you can do this

>> No.18018736

>>18018723
Do you know what monster makes for an unexpectedly good nurse? Manticores.

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>>18018721
>Kiki or Shog
Why not both?

>> No.18018755

>>18018721
>A kikimora finds herself too small to reach the highest parts
>Master dutifully offers to give her a ride on his shoulders
>She attempts to have him rest at ease, but he insists and swiftly pulls her up
>The kiki is left a stuttering blushing mess, confused that maybe his face isn't supposed to be buried into her panties

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>>18018735
You can absolutely stick your face in your shog wife's fat slimy ass without her having to take special precautions. Ye have little imagination.
>>18018740
I really am more predisposed to Shog, but dammit having both would be heavenly.

>> No.18018763

>>18018731
I want a Yuki-Onna in a tight, spandex superhero outfit to dispense 'just ice' to criminals!

>> No.18018764

>>18018736
They'd be good for acupuncture too. Just don't ask where she got the needles.

>> No.18018765
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18018765

Finally got around to doing a better edit of this. Still not quite happy with it, but it looks better than the original one I made.

>> No.18018769

>>18018758
I said legs. And something about MG indulging in their partners fantasies like that is really endearing to me for some reason.

>> No.18018770

>>18018765
Her wagging tail betrays her, she's just desperate for a cuddle.

>> No.18018773

>>18018758
>>18018735
>Bury your face in your Shog's booty, her maid 'outfit' naturally parting for you to dig in
>"Ah~ Silly mastah~ that's his favorite place~ So naughty, mastah, when his meido is trying to work, sticking his face in his favorite place~ Tekeli-li, mastah~"

>> No.18018774

>>18018770
That's because she's got impressive calcium cannons that she wants to shove your face into.

I would love a busty hellhound, it would make me want to snuggle her and make that chest bigger

>> No.18018779

>>18018769
I indeed like it very much, you're right. Just having them indulge you and let you have all the fun you want no matter what it is.
>>18018773
Yes, like this. Exactly like this.
>If silly mastah lets me finish cleaning, I'll let him play with his favorite place all he wants

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>>18018770

>> No.18018795

>>18018755
That's the best right there, lifting a girl whose shorter than you up onto your shoulders so 'she can be taller' but using it as an excuse to shove your face in their crotch and just go to town.

>> No.18018803

>>18018755
Now that's a deep cleaning.

>> No.18018813

Imagine a kiki teaching a bunch of young monster girls how to be a good maid.
>Kobold is the most enthusiastic, attending every lesson and showing up early, but always getting distracted
>Skeleton sometimes accidentally shatters herself into a pile of bones but miraculously leaves everything she was holding neatly stacked on the floor.
>Slime is very fast at cleaning, but leaves slime all over everything, which kind of counters out the initial speed.
>Hellhound and Satyros always arguing in the kitchen over what is appropriate to put in each dish.
>Dormouse that is sleeping whenever anybody looks at her but the tasks she are given always end up finished.
>Giant Ant keeps renovating the house and ruining her maid uniform with all that dirty work.

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>>18018674
Just buy it

>> No.18018821

>>18018813
For all our talk of Maid Centers, it would be fun to think about Maids in Training of all sorts of races.

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>>18018821
>>18018813
More maids in training. More!

>> No.18018838

>>18018813
>>Kobold is the most enthusiastic, attending every lesson and showing up early, but always getting distracted
Do want.

>> No.18018842

>>18012309
Bless you.

>> No.18018859

>>18018842
Hey thanks!

>> No.18018868

>>18018859
No you fool! Now how are you going to end up with your wisp waifu? He gave you a second chance at life!

>> No.18018874

>>18018835
Not much a fan of tea, but maybe if she served it in a cleavage cup...

>> No.18018878

Haven’t been to these threads in a while, but I just found out that the “Another Story of Fallen Maidens” game is getting its English release soon. Color me excited

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>>18018874
She'd be an expert at delivering tea like that. She'd gently push them together and up, and there'd be a lovely little pond at the top for you to sip out of. Simply delightful!
>>18018868
But Wisp isn't my waifu! Though still, that would be quite an ironically horrible thing to do to someone who was preparing for a Wisp.

>> No.18018910
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18018910

still working on the kitsune-bi drawing but I keep getting distracted by birbs

>> No.18018917

>>18018910
That's a birb next door right there. I dont know if I could keep up with her.

>> No.18018924
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18018924

How would you feel?

>> No.18018930

>>18018924
I'm ok with it.

>> No.18018931

>>18018924
Disgusted! This is why I love my dignified Shoggoth maid. She would never be caught sniffing my purple boxers. That's just shameful!

>> No.18018939

>>18018910
If it leads to more of this bird then keep getting distracted

>> No.18018940

>>18018910
What a cute birb, I'd love to help her prune her feathers.

>> No.18018944

>>18018910
Birds are still cute, especially that one.
Looks nice.

>> No.18018945

>>18018924
Overlook it, her performance outweighs her perverseness.

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>> No.18018953

>>18018917
she usually goes alone, so she wouldn't mind slowing down for you
>>18018939
bird brains lead to birbs >>18013655
>>18018940
she's a bit shy, so you have to be gentle with her
>>18018944
thanks :)

>> No.18018954

>>18018758
>Depressed, lonely anon in MGC signs up for a maid service.
>His only specifications for a maid be that she doesn't mind being around a waste of space.
>When he opens his door the next day he sees a Shog and a Kiki wrestling with each other to get to the door first.
>Due to oversight he winds up with two maids, both of whom want desperately to get his dick and heal his smile.
>After a while they notice that he seems upset when they fight, so they stop.
>A few days later they find his stash of maid porn while he's out.
>That night, anon gets tied to his bed and has a long passionate threesome with his naughty maids.

>> No.18018958

>>18018931
Anon I need to ask you something. How often do you feel like someone's sucking your dick even though no-one's there?

>> No.18018960

>>18018924
Flattered, I guess.

>> No.18018961

>>18018958
What?! The secret of my lucky boxers got out?!

>> No.18018963

>>18018886
>Hatter maid comes into your study
>"Your afternoon tea, master."
>She sets the platter down on the desk and takes a seat next to you
>She undoes her top and it gently falls away
>Her ample bust is exposed, but she catches it just before showing anything indecent
>Squeezing her chest tightly in one arm, she lifts the kettle in her free hand
>She expertly pours the warm liquid into her deep cleavage; not a single tremble of her hand, not a drop spilled anywhere
>She leans into you with a soft smile, blushing as she presents your glass
>"I hope it is to your liking, Master."
>You lean in and take a sip. It's warm and sweet, with a hint of lemon
>You take another drink, slowly going deeper into her bosom
>Her free hand cradles the back of your head, gently urging you further into her chest
>You lick the last few drops from her soft skin, and you feel an ever so slight tremble from her
>For a moment the two of you sit there, your face nestled in your maid's cleavage
>She gently lifts your face up to meet hers
>She still has that same unflappable smile, though her blush is a tad stronger now
>"I am pleased to see you enjoyed yourself, Master."
>She cleans herself up and puts her top back into place before rising up
>"I will return later for your evening tea. If there is anything else you need help with, please do not hesitate to ask."
>With a deep bow, she picks up the tea tray and leaves you to your business
Casual, high-class lewds are too fun to imagine

>> No.18018969

>>18018835

>Honey Bee
>Working for the queen has made her pretty used to this sort of work. She buzzes around quickly from task to task. When asked why she wanted to be a maid she happily replied that she wants to prepare herself for a future husband.

>Vampire
>She insists this sort of thing is beneath her but she does a pretty good job anyway. Is it a fetish thing for her?

>Wendigo
>She moves around skittishly and does alright if not a little too easily distracted by the idea of eating. Just don't let her clean your kitchen or she might get a little carried away.

>Ittan-momen
>Watching cloth wrap itself around feather dusters, dirty dishes, etc and clean is pretty mesmerizing, almost like a dance.

>Siren
>Has a hard time thanks to a lack of hands but she does her best, humming cheerily.

>Umi Osho
>Takes extra per-cautions to not tip over. It causes her much distress when it does happen especially if she's in a hurry to get things done.

>Jiangshi
>Understandably has a difficult time when she's stiff but otherwise her performance is easily top-tier. With enough training she could give a Kikimora a run for her money

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>> No.18018973

>>18018954
>Anon opens the door
>"-of stupid bird brain! And I would knowing, I am part bird, cyka!"
>"Lii! LiiIi! Do not interfere with the joining! You meddle with things your feeble mind could never understand, tekeli-lii! Tekeli-liiii!"
>They both look over and notice you standing there dumbfounded
>Instantly they stand up straight, the Kiki adopting an earnest, warm and honest pose of a submissive maid, the Shog adopting a looming, seductive and sultry pose of a dominant one
>"Its good to finally meet you master!"/"Fufu, so we finally meet, master~"
>"I will be your maid, as per your request!"/"Your will cried out, and so I have arrived to be your maid~"
>"Please allow me to make your life easier, dear master!"/"Forevermore, I will make your life easier, silly master~"
>They both stare at each other again with angry glares, the Kiki making a low internal 'chrp chrp chrrryy' sound, the Shog sprouting a dozen extra eyes around her body to stare angrily
>"Uh... c-come in?"
>They both turn with starry eyes and beaming smiles
>"Right away, master!" x2

>> No.18018978

>>18018972
Wow, that's some great art. Pretty Anubis, too.

>> No.18018982

>>18018972
Staff isn't proper. Look at it closely.

>> No.18018985

>>18018963
Hoo mama. Hoo maMAA. I bet she'd give just the most sinful sway of her hips on the way out the door too. That is a fantastic maid right there.

>> No.18018987

>>18011629
A Bride's Tail?

>> No.18018989
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18018989

>>18018972
>chromatic aberration
Directly into the trash.

>> No.18018990

>>18018972
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you have a very pretty waifu anon!

>> No.18018992

>>18018972
That's a nicely detailed background.

>> No.18019000

>>18018969
Fantastic all. I wonder how the Ittan-momen cleans herself afterward though. And a warmed up Jiangshi could truly be flexible enough to get ALL the spots in every little crack and crevice.

>> No.18019003

I have an idea. I've been reading the Metro 2033/34 books and all the spooky, possibly supernatural stuff down in the subway tunnels made me think the setting would work with Monster Girls.
Think about it. War has made the world uninhabitable, you're huddling down in the subway tunnels, growing mushrooms and pork for food and some brave souls become stalkers to gather firewood or gasoline for generators on the surface, and sometimes people travelling to other stations just disappear. Surely this is the work of semen demons.

>> No.18019004

>>18018963
As expected of a superior Hatter! Though I may be her butler, I'm sure this is the exact thing she would try on a role reversal day. Simply delicious!

>> No.18019005

>>18018972
>N-no I'm not slacking off, I'm jacking off!
That'll show her.

>> No.18019011

>>18018990
Based off the filename and the fact that there's no little blurb to go with it, I don't think the waifufag posted it sadly. I do agree though, his wife his pretty.

>> No.18019013

>>18018963
You know what makes this so sexy? That she DIDN'T take it further. I was fully expecting at the "She gently lifts your face up to meet hers" for her to give at least a passionate kiss, but just that knowing smile and that's all. That's fucking sexy.
Good maids are desperate to fuck master.
Fantastic maids, for me at least, make master desperate to fuck them.

>> No.18019014

>>18019003
>be anon-tyom
>stalking wastes with demon silver bolt crossbow, trying not to be spotted
>sneakily moving across snowy park
>suddenly hear beating of leathery wings
>get snatched up by "demon" faster than I can react
>fucked senseless
such is life

>> No.18019017

>>18018985
Of course she would! She did say if there was *anything* else she could help with. You think she doesn't notice that you get rock hard during tea time? She's practically daring you to make a move.

Probably helps that she may or may not have been slipping you a few extra ingredients to give your downstairs a little performance boost.

>> No.18019018

>>18019011
Oh, well that's egg on my face then.

>> No.18019020

>>18019014
>demon silver
>in a semi serious setting
you know this is the "MGE being brought up in non MGE context" shit we were talking about earlier

>> No.18019022

>>18019000

Ittan momens might possibly toss themselves into laundry machine or something.

>> No.18019029

>>18019014
This is what you get when you come out of the metro. Just stay down there and join the Cult of the Great Wurm.

>> No.18019030

>>18019017
Ooouu that coy little sexpot. I bet she'd straddle you for the afternoon tea and after you finish drinking it and find your hands holding her in place she'd "innocently" ask whatever was the matter. Also I agree with this >>18019013 especially for something like a Mad Hatter maid. I want her to lightly insult me for coming onto her so hard.

>> No.18019037

>>18018924
I remember that my mom used to do that when I was little

>> No.18019056

>>18019022
>Come home to dryer on because the maid couldn't hear you enter
>Muffled "wheeeeee!" coming from the dryer
>She did good work today, better not to disturb her. Or let her know you heard.
>In fact, maybe you'd better come off when the cycle's over.

>> No.18019075

>>18019056

I bet she feels nice and warm to the touch when you hug her later.

>> No.18019077

>>18019075
Careful hugging her right after she comes out, though. She might accidentally shock you from all the static.

>> No.18019078

>>18019075
Hope she doesn't get all static charged.

>> No.18019088

>>18019056
Awww. What a total cutiepie.
I bet sometimes she finishes making the bed and sighs, imagining if one day master would use her as his blanket.

>> No.18019105

>>18019077
>>18019078
Dryer sheets, boys. Not only will she not shock you, she'll be soft and smell like lavender.

>> No.18019109

Would a mg still pursue someone who has nothing but hate and contempt for them? Do they know when to give up?
I know some people here would not care if matangos ceased to exist or actively want them not be a thing in this mortal plane

>> No.18019118

>>18019109
If you get away you get away, but there has to be effort on your end for it. If you just sit there and complain they won't care and eventually you'd end up falling for them from all the effects of things going on.
And I like Matangos. I could see myself being with one.

>> No.18019147

Has anything been mentioned in canon regarding humans girls who have "destined" forms? Like getting exposed to e.g. matango spores would trigger them to become their destined form instead of a matango.

Dorfs and elves presumably work like this, but they only turn into succubus versions of their race. I know only special humans can turn into high level monsters, but does that quality override their ability to turn into other types?

>> No.18019151

>>18019105
>tfw allergic to dryer sheets

>> No.18019162
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>>18019118
Some girls are a bit more determined.

>> No.18019176

>>18019162
How does it feel knowing that you'll never be stalked by a Shirohebi who imagined a boy just like you as her Husbando before the portals opened, isn't taking "no" for an answer, and is fully ready to rape you until you love her?

>> No.18019178

>>18019078
>>18019077
Raiju and itta momen

>> No.18019182

>>18019176
>Rape
They don't rape, They use persistence hunting.
eventually she'll be all you have.

>> No.18019197

>>18019182
Jesus, is she like the tanuki in where they make the guy's life a living hell until he caves in?

>> No.18019198

>>18019176
Just let me die already.

>> No.18019212

>>18019176
It only adds to my unending sadness and depression!
Running away from her and make her go crazier because she's so close to her goal is something none of us will ever experience! or the ensuing extremely hard love rape!

>> No.18019226

I like corruption that has talking and hand holding.

>> No.18019227

>>18019197
Tanuki uses jewfu to make you debted to her.
shirohebi will ruin your life if she has to. She won't sleep, she won't stop and she won't quit.
Shes like a terminator.

>> No.18019238

>>18019162
What kind of sacrifice is required to compromise with a Yan snek to have her let me live a normal life outside the house(I can talk with people at about work and how amazing my waifu is along with brief conversation as required while running errands)? Compromise is all about give and take, so what do I need to give for my take?

>> No.18019253

Imagine how quickly these threads would be overrun by monster girls posing as anons to sell themselves/their species when the portals were opened.

>> No.18019260

>>18019253
Us enlightened would be the most desirable to them for sure.

>> No.18019280

>>18019253
I'd appreciate the honest ones more. I'm kind of a slut, it'd be easier on everyone if they were just honest.

>> No.18019292

>>18019253
That wouldnt happen but I can imagine a cute short (single) harpy struggling to type in a proper response is a nice thougth

>> No.18019306

>>18019253
>We call them newfags and angrily tell them to fuck off
>Thread burns down
>Hundreds of posts are deleted, dozens of posters are banned
>A Cheshire laughs like a madwoman as she resets her modem to give it another go

>> No.18019316

>>18019292
you have good point while they dont have fingers they makeup with fluffy feaethers for their husbandos. the wings will keep husbandos warm in winter when hugging

>> No.18019349

>tfw my waifu will never make an accidental magical science discovery in her line of work and then share it with me so we can become superheroes together
The ultimate dream.

>> No.18019408

>>18019306
There's gonna be lots of "IT'S HAPPENING" posts when some monstergirl actually post their paws or tails with a timestamp here.

>> No.18019484
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18019484

>Check my chinese zodiac and element
>Earth Dragon

I'm getting a Wurm, aren't I

>> No.18019491

>>18019484
How do you check element?

>> No.18019497

>>18019491
Right click.

>> No.18019501
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18019501

>>18019497
Okay, you're a witty cunt and I like that.

>> No.18019503

>>18019484
>earth snake
Sandworm? Oh god I'm going to get eaten.

>> No.18019507

>>18019484
>Air Dog

I don't know what this is.

>> No.18019513

>>18019484
>Earth Dragon
Mah nigga

>> No.18019516

>>18019507
If you go with Air = Lightning, closest would be Raijus.

>> No.18019517

>>18019484
wood tiger
Jinko?

>> No.18019520

>>18019517
>lumberjack jinko

>> No.18019523
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18019523

>>18019484
>Metal Monkey.

Oh boy.

>> No.18019524

>>18019516
>Raiju
Okay, I can accept this.

>> No.18019528

>>18019520
or a Jinko who is really good at golf
>tiger wood(s)

>> No.18019529

>>18019528
Tiger Woods also slept around a LOT.

>> No.18019530

>>18019523
Could she defeat Kakuen Blanco?

>> No.18019533

>>18019528
>you will never be a Caddie to a professional Jinko Golfer.

>> No.18019549
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18019549

i use to hate this place but after looking at /monster/ i've come to the conclusion this place isn't actually half-bad in the grand scheme of things even if strict/autistic. just monster girls, no bullshit.

>> No.18019570

>>18019529
Yeah, guy was a regular sex addict. With an MG that's probably just translate to a fuckton of roleplay though.

>> No.18019572

>>18019549
Nah, I think you should go back there.

>> No.18019582

>>18019501
What happens if you get more than one gacha Shirohebi?

>> No.18019585

>>18019582
You combine them to boost their power.

>> No.18019588

>>18019582
Considering they're the black keys of the MGC Gacha?
You're going to have a shitton of them for starters, and then what >>18019585 said.

>> No.18019597
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18019597

>>18019528
>>18019533

>> No.18019602

>>18019597
You drew this up?

>> No.18019604

>>18019602
ya

>> No.18019606

>>18019604
It's good.

>> No.18019608

>>18019597
At least she's having fun

>>18019604
Well what's your name? Keep in mind whatever you post next will be what you are referred to for the rest of eternity, choose wisely.

>> No.18019614

>>18019572
can't take a compliment, eh?

>> No.18019619

>>18019606
many thanks
>>18019608
that's kinda scary since I'm fickle with names
Vada sounds nice

>> No.18019623

>>18019614
>Types like a retard
>Posts a bait image
>Posts a tiny version of a bait image
>Mentions /monster/
>Acts like his approval is something that needs to be announced and that the thread cares at all for it
Yes, you can go back.

>> No.18019628

>>18019623
>Bait image
>When nothing in is contradicts things that happen in MGE

>> No.18019634

>>18019623
>posting a image of two monster girls making out
>bait image
Do you have fucking brain damage mate?

>> No.18019644

>>18019628
>>18019634
We don't take kindly to yuri round these parts

>> No.18019645
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18019645

Ignore the troll, discuss instead life in the Space Fleet. I want my unpredictable and maverick ways to earn me the nickname Irresponsible Captain Anon.

>> No.18019648

>>18019597
Golf Cat!

>> No.18019649

>>18019644
>We
Fuck off.

>> No.18019650

>>18019628
>>18019634
Either you are the newest of newfags, or you're just intentionally playing retard

>> No.18019653

>>18019644
What constitutes a bait image anyway?

>> No.18019655

>>18019650
How about reading MGE's world guide, you idiot.

>> No.18019658

>>18019649
Should of said "the more vocal people here"

>> No.18019664

>>18019653
Anything I don't like.

>> No.18019674

>>18019653
Depending on you ask
>Yuri
>anything related to Bob
>The lilim 7 sins picture
>Any implication that a monster has more then one male partner
>Nerdhound
>Any implicaton of NTR
>Art where either a futa variant of it exists or the artist is known for traps and futa

And depending on the day
>harems
>3/5ths of pretty much every girl fro MGQ and paradox
>Art that originated from /monster/
and anything related to oyakado's work that isn't the original EMG one shots

>> No.18019732
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18019732

What happens if you give a Cheshire cat nip?

>> No.18019741

>>18019549
The sane ones always learn, this place may have issues but it's heaven compared to the alternatives.

>> No.18019750

>>18019623
>being this mad
>>18019644
>We
Speak for yourself, it's hot as foreplay.

>> No.18019781

>>18019732
Heart pupils before violently raping you

>> No.18019837

>>18019732
She starts teleporting everywhere, only to get stuck on a wall awith her phat butt turned towards you. She'd also be wet.

>> No.18019888

>>18018910
I'm very weal to harpy ass and spats on such a cute girl would be the end of me.

>> No.18019968

>>18019888
would you lewd her

>> No.18020015

>>18019968
I mean, I'd probably end up undressing her with my eyes and she'd probably notice me staring at her while being uncomfortable. I'd probably try to lewd her a bit, yes.

>> No.18020032

>>18018437
They are monster friendly, but also humans supremacists very different from the order where they see monster as something to be destroyed.

>> No.18020040
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18020040

I need a golem that could punch something

>> No.18020058

>>18020032
Yeah, if anything they're the maledom faction.

>> No.18020066

>>18020032
It's a nice sort of human supremacy place, it's basically the land of maledom and it's not like monster girls dislike that sort of treatment. Remember that a lot of monster girls choose to get "captured" by the slave market so they can be sold to a man for example.
Mist continent is one big maledom vs femdom vs switchfags contest.

>> No.18020075

Lilims were a mistake

>> No.18020081

>>18020040
Golems don't have muscles to contain oxygen though so how could they ever punch well?

>> No.18020093

>>18019650
>Yuri is tot- tototally bad guys , It make no sense in the setting.
>proceeds to forget liliraunes and how honeybees get honey.

>> No.18020106

>>18020093
Don't respond to the retard.

>> No.18020115

>>18020066
which faction would you fight for? I would do for the four gods one, it seem Iike the most chill place over there. plus you have the bonus of getting to lose valiantly to a sex crazed Jinko while defending your realm.

>> No.18020118
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18020118

>>18020015

>> No.18020124

>>18019649
>>18019653
>>18019750
I've seen what yurifags have done with LWA threads and now currently doing with watamote,
I now understand the hate yuri gets.

>> No.18020127

>>18020118
Yes! And what underneath them as well.

>> No.18020134

>>18020127
that's 2lewd for /jp/

>> No.18020136

>>18020075
Lilims are fine
Would not be so much of a sore thumb if there was more OCs outside of the lilims and KDFs kobolds

>> No.18020137

>>18020118
Does that bird know what she is suggesting? because if so YES, PLEASE RIGHT NOW

>> No.18020142

>>18020118
>put them back on!

>> No.18020145

>>18020136
we can treat it as
all the lilim OCs are really just regular succubi larping.

>> No.18020146

>>18020136
Youre forgetting frosts anubis, and the LN verse

>> No.18020152

>>18020145
I would prefer it if we got more stories to flesh out the characters and stuff.
Thats the stuff that removes them from the sonic shit

>> No.18020161

>>18020118
Oh geez, that harpy is too dangerous to me. I think I'd accept her offer but I prefer if she comes with them.
I was expecting a bone in the morning.

>> No.18020163

>>18020124
Fun fact: There's an anti-yuri discord that falseflags as legit yurifags with seasonal anime. Chagen's an absolute cunt.

>> No.18020183

>>18020118
>>18020161
Wait hold on, she's kind of a bird brain so it should be fine. She gave me it so I can give her my underwear, right?

>> No.18020194

>>18020115
Four gods is the most comfy for sure. And jinkos are my favourite mist continent race.
>>18020118
Would sniff them after she's been working out.
>>18020136
>if there was more OCs outside of the lilims and KDFs kobolds
There's a few, there's mouse fucker's milf wife, a black haired wight and and LN girls. Then there's the different designs that one japanese twitter artist does like the short haired lizard.

>> No.18020199

>>18020194
>and and
Kill me.

>> No.18020202

>>18020152
Victoria has an entire story that is complete, but any knolwedge about her is crushed my memes, wether people read AFILAW or not.
Ilassa has Illothe, but that was more about the ankantor OC than the lilim.
Mari has no story, she's more a mascot then anything.
Beast is writing more selene, only time will tell if it's okay
I have no idea how chowder can unfuck Lani other than write an actual story.
Cassandra is from psycofox, nuff said.
Vanessa is not really a thing
And both palamina and renate seem to have fallen off the map.

>> No.18020212

>>18020152
I don't, lilims by the their nature just lends themselves to sueish writting.

>> No.18020214
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18020214

>>18020127
>>18020134
>>18020137
I don't think she knows what she's implying
>>18020142
it's too late, it's happening
>>18020161
the most dangerous game
>>18020183
do you want to?
>>18020194
depends if she gives it to you early or late in the morning

>> No.18020218

>>18020202
>Cassandra is from psycofox, nuff said.
So she's a bisexual lilim who wants to murder all the alps and claims the work of more competent lilims like Druella as her own?

>> No.18020223

>>18020212
MGE is full of mary sue crap anyway
The same shit that affects lilims also affects dragons to an extent

>> No.18020230
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18020230

>>18020202
Renault will always live on in our hearts.

>> No.18020238

>>18020223
Fuck it
You got me, I'm biting this bait
Explain yourself

>> No.18020239

>>18020214
I mean, it's only right that I give her mine since she game me hers. It would be really dangerous if she sniffed them just like I did with her spats though, that would probably end up with me inviting the poor thing to a private training session at home.
I'm weak to harpies afterall.

>> No.18020243

>>18020214
>depends if she gives it to you early or late in the morning
Well it's morning where I am, just barely.
>>18020238
>I'm biting this bait
Damn it anon.

>> No.18020259

>>18020136
LN girls and unique anons/paladins, ilothe, frost's anubis, that one hybrid hellhound kitsune thing, the flagmander, battle kiki, that gold scale ryu, sandy the golem

Theres plenty nice ones

>> No.18020264

>>18020218
No but the only reason he joins a lilim conversation is to say that there is too many.

>> No.18020269

>>18020259
>that one hybrid hellhound kitsune thing
I wish that guy would find artists who could draw attractive faces.

>> No.18020279

>>18020239
I'll need to make an imgur account to get her to sniff without getting banned
>>18020243
It's almost early morning here and she hasn't been sleeping properly, so gotta call it a night for now

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18020285

>>18020259
I don't know how LN does it. He can take any girl and give her a personality without straying far from the profile.

>> No.18020286

>Watch the original The Thing and the new one with your Shoggoth maid
>She cries because she's convinced that the monster was just misunderstood and that all the human deaths were either a series of unfortunate accidents or legitimate self defense
>Suddenly think about that former coworker of yours that disappeared after accusing you of sexual harassment because she was upset that you rejected her advances

>> No.18020289

>>18020279
W-wew lad. I myself have an account but I surely wasn't expecting to lewd and be lewded by a harpy. You're a nice guy, anon.

>> No.18020303
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18020303

>>18020279
Sleepy harpies are cute, take it easy drawfriend.

>> No.18020319

>>18020285
>You will never live in a comfy mg city based off ln's cute art

>> No.18020331
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18020331

>>18020319
The portals can't open soon enough.

>> No.18020350

>>18018815
But I already have Skyrim and Skyrim Special Edition on PC

>> No.18020356

>>18020350
Now buy the switch version.

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18020367

>>18020285
Succubi are easier because they have a wide range of personalities.

>> No.18020372

>>18019253
I'd just say I'm looking for a nice Echidna or other similar mom-type to take care of me and post my address

>> No.18020374

>>18019484
>>18019513
Brothers

>> No.18020379

>>18019644
I don't really mind yuri bait as long as it isn't actual yuri
Depends on the context of the pic

>> No.18020389

>>18020163
>falseflags
Yeah I've learned most of the time that's bullshit

>> No.18020398

>>18020389
It's pretty easy to prove in this case, the guy has admitted to it plenty of times off site under a name and there's plenty of proof in the archives.

>> No.18020407

>>18020356
And the VR one for PS4 too

>> No.18020473

I need happy robot girl stories.
I just finished Nier: Automata T_T.

>> No.18020481

>>18020398
Yurifags have been cancerous faggots for long before a program called discord even existed. I've been going to /a/ for atleast ten years and they've always been fucking trash excuses for human beings to the point any falseflagging is completely irrelevant due to being completely indistinguishable from the real thing.

>> No.18020493

>>18020473
https://pastebin.com/yZufmQAW

>> No.18020508

>>18020481
>you can't like the things I don't like.
Why is the no fun allowed crowd so focused on this tread?

>> No.18020509

>>18020508
Fuck off and take your yurishit back to tumblr.

>> No.18020522

Chub Chub Jub Jub is for snuggling

>> No.18020529

>>18020508
Some people just want to be angry.
https://i.imgur.com/aU1A8Gi.jpg
More bi catgirl threesomes for me though.

>> No.18020532

>>18020508
>Yurifags still wonder why they're so loathed in every circle they try to get their mitts on

>> No.18020534
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Gotta get that nectar

>> No.18020537

>>18020508
Dude he's right , all the hatred directed at them isn't exactly unearned.

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>>18020331
>You will never live in a cozy downtown apartment complex with your waifu
>You will never get into shenanigans with the other tenants

>> No.18020563

>>18020532
>>18020537
At least they aren't shitting the tread complaining about yuri art every single fuckign time its posted.
>>18020509
I get you might not like but it's part of the setting for Gods sake.

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>>18020202
>but any knolwedge about her is crushed my memes
What a dreadful existence.

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One more thing! Chinese dresses are best!

>> No.18020591

>>18020549
So we're talking some kind of SoL comedy here.
>move into tenement
>drop your trusty pencil
>rough-looking Hellhound picks it up
>oh, maybe she's nice after a- she are my pencil
>SHE ATE MY PENCIL

>> No.18020597

>>18020563
I've seen what they did the lwa threads
They can't be given a single inch

>> No.18020609

>>18020563
Maybe you should stop pushing yurifaggotry here and go back to where you belong, instead of continuing to be a fucking faggot while pretending you and the rest of your kind have done nothing wrong.

>> No.18020619

>>18020508
Probably stupid but the reason i hate yuri dates back to the fanfiction days when people would kill characters or make them total scum so others could be gay

>> No.18020635

Which species would prefer sex on top of the bed, and which would prefer sex under the sheets/covers? Is this a legitimate question? Virginity is a heck of a drug

>> No.18020653

>>18020563
>I get you might not like but it's part of the setting for Gods sake.
You see, canon only applies in specific instances. It applies and acts as word of god when it favors the thread narrative and keeps the undesired stuff away but if it interferes with thread memes or allows something the vocal majority don't like then canon is 100% shit and KC is a worthless hack who's word means nothing.
I wish I was joking.

>> No.18020655

>>18020635
Under for maximum warm soft cuddles.

>> No.18020680

>>18020635
Ghosts and Momens respectively.

>> No.18020690

>>18020591
>She takes one look at you and thinks you're cute
>The next day you find a pack of pencils pushed through your mail slot
>She says she has a habit of chewing pencils when she works

>> No.18020695

>>18020635
On top of the bed for first encounters, proactive dating and marathon sessions. Under the sheets in the missionary position with hands held, curtains drawn and the lights off for honeymoon nights and nights in the marital bed.

>> No.18020703

>>18020563
>they

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>> No.18020723

>>18020508
Getting triggered by passing mention of yuri is dumb, but ultimately he is right

>> No.18020727

>>18020706
This artist is amazing. I love his MH girls.

>> No.18020728

>>18020635
Depends what temperature it is. I ain't having sex under the covers in summer here with anything other than a yuki-onna, and it would probably kill her.

>> No.18020730

So, do you think that Ares spends her time watching fights and, when a particularly interesting duel looks like its going to break out, give stupid, soul calibur-esque pre-fight sayings?

>Wandering Knight anon faces off with a strongfat ogre with a massive, two handed club
>The two gauge each other when, suddenly, a voice rings out in the sky.
>"In the heat of battle, a warriors trust extends no further than their blade!"
>Anon stares up into the sky in confusion as the ogre rushes him

>> No.18020734

>>18020730
What a dork

>> No.18020742

>>18020734
She probably has a sheet of sayings prepared for such things.

>"A warriors passion is only matched by their drive to survive!"
>"Passions and blades clash upon the wheel of fate!"
>"The stage of destiny holds the swords of two heroes!"

The best/worst part is that she probably is well muscled and scarred, making the thought of her writing all this in a little book all the more entertaining

>> No.18020747

>>18020742
>great big dork
>well muscled and scarred
Is Ares single?

>> No.18020756

>>18020747
Probably.
Are you man enough to climb the stairs to her celestial arena, defeat her greatest champions, and challenge her herself?

>That moment when she is nearly smiling like a school-girl as she gives the opening to her own fight.
>"Man and god meet upon the celestial arena, a battle for the ages is about to begin!"
>Everyone but anon and her are confused as to what she just said

>> No.18020760

>>18020635
>Sex on a bed
Well aren't (You) fancy!

>> No.18020814

>>18020756
Ares is a cute and best goddess. I'd wrestlefuck my waifu for her to watch.

>> No.18020823

>>18020814
>"A test of strength and a trial of destiny, two lovers finally se- OH! I gotta remember that one!"

>> No.18020824

I wonder how an Undead wife reacts to her husband’s death when she knows she can either herself or with the help of the local Lich raise him as an immortal Undead Incubus.

>> No.18020830

>>18020814
>>18020814
What if she was corrupted to no longer care about strength and battle and only wanting to be a wife and mother ?

>> No.18020835

>>18020824
>losing the literal warmth in her life
She can bring him back, but it’s never going to be the same.

>> No.18020841

>>18020824
She invests in electric blankets and space heaters.

>> No.18020844

>>18020823
It would be impossible for me not to become her follower. She'd grant me the strength to adventure, fight and find my waifu and have extremelly lewd and maybe sweaty rough sex that can break the ground.
Would be bros with.

>>18020830
She'd probably become salamander tier and that would be fine by me. It's only natural that she'd want kids, being a woman and all of that, especially after watching so many couples have sex.

>> No.18020848

>>18020824
>”Oh drat! Hubby died. Oh well, I hear Lich-san has a discount going on raising husbands.”
>picks his limp and lifeless body up and drags it behind her
>”Cmon hubby! Off to doctor Lich-san’s!”
>hums a happy tune as she drags a dead body across Main Street to the Apothecary

>> No.18020851

>>18020844
Yep, only thing you gotta watch out for is her narrating openings to your fights

>> No.18020858

>>18020835
I’m sure Hel thought of that. But either way they have to expect it to happen eventually, they’ll adapt.

>> No.18020863

>>18020851
You say that as if I didn't like it. I'd roleplay the fuck out of a knight ready to slay the evil black dragon who is going to destroy the whole world in an epic fight. I'd even get a bit chuuni if it made our show more entertaining for her.

>> No.18020869

>>18019674
Whats wrong with nerdhound?

>> No.18020874

>>18020848
>”Lich-san! Hubby died!”
>”Aah. Oh no. I am sorry to hear that. How did he die.”
>”He accidentally choked on a chicken bone! Silly hubby!”
>”That is most unfortunate. Would you like him raised.”
>”Of course!”
>”Okay. That will be 70 ducats. Ah. Thank you. My bones are tingling already. Resurrection is so exhilarating. Ah. Aah.”
>”Wow, Lich-san is so excited!”

>> No.18020875

>>18020869
Only nerdhound I want is a stronfat one with glasses that's rough but knows how to GM RPGs

>> No.18020877

>>18020869
A bad forced meme among many. Then there was some shitter that tried to push it further by saying he was transforming into one.

>> No.18020887

>>18020874
Does Lich-san dissect them at all before sewing them back up and raising them?

>> No.18020891

>>18020887
Nah, she only does that with her own Undead Incubus husband, and has pretty much figured it all out.
Sometimes in bed she’ll kuublush while running her fingers over his abs, chest and stitches. It turns her on and he teases her for it.

>> No.18020897

>>18020891
>Lich is a woman of science who has literally locked her emotions away to focus on her work
>yet she still, in her own way, gets visibly flustered when her hunky husband walks by without a shirt on

>> No.18020912

>>18020897
>"Husband, have I ever told you how nice your organs are?"

>> No.18020913

What happens when you discover that your daughteru has figured out where you hide the Christmas presents and that Santa White Horn isn't actually real?

>> No.18020918

>>18020913
Wouldn't it depend on how she reacts to it? I don't have a daughteru in mind, I'm fine with whatever flavor of cute I might get.

>> No.18020932

>>18020912
>”Every day for the last 527 years, sweetie. I ever tell you how cute you are when I catch you staring at me from the side?”

>> No.18020933
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The butthurt is real.
Keep in mind while reading this that one of them was recently V&'d for child molestation.

>> No.18020935

>>18020913
She probably gives me a big winghug and nuzzles my face, telling me that she's thankful for the presents I gave to her and she's going to treasure them forever.
My little dragon can't be this cute

>> No.18020944

>>18020913
I tell her that Santa White Horn came early and then tell the wife that we're making a quick run to the Hathorite Church and a tailor
She can burn it off after Christmas

>> No.18020945

>>18020913
Thankfully there isn't a Santa equivalent for Hanukkah, and I don't think I'd punish my daughteru too harshly as the spoiling of the surprise would be enough for her. I'm sure she'd still enjoy the gifts, but she'd learn that once the surprise is gone you can't get it back.

>> No.18020946

>>18020933
Anti-monsterization people who still stay in the MG community are the biggest sticks in the mud, utterly joyless /tg/ keyboard hero roleplayers the lot of them.

>> No.18020958

>>18020946
Muh free willy
Muh identitydee

>> No.18020964

>>18020887
>>18020891
>Anon is revived
>”What happened?”
>’Oh, hubby, it finally happened. You died.’
>”Wow. ... Is this heaven?”
>’uhuhuhu~ Hubby, you’re so funny! Living with you has always been heaven’
>”Huh. How did it happen?”
>’Choked on a chicken bone.’
>”Really? Neat. Did you remember to take it out?”
>’Uhhh? Lich-san?’

>> No.18020965

>>18020946
Thankfully their numbers appear to be dwindling, though unfortunately they can still be quite obnoxiously vocal.

>> No.18020969

>>18020933
>spoiler
It's always the most prudish types who get caught for that. Priests being the most obvious example.

>> No.18020970

>>18020933
tl;dr

>> No.18020981

>>18020964
>Lich-san tries to shuffle away embarrassed before her own husband gently grabs her and plops her right back near the operating table
>”Uh. Well. No. But I can. Give me a minute.”
>she pulls out a giant knife and hovers it above anon’s neck
>”U-Uh, shouldn’t I be asleep for this?”
>Lich-san’s husband just shrugs
>”Try livin’ with her. Uh, well, not living, but... you know.”

>> No.18020985

>>18020970
“How dare a woman monsterize and they imply it’s a happy end”

>> No.18020993

>>18020985
They.....They do understand this fetish right?

>> No.18020998

>>18020946
>>18020985
Monsterization is difficult. When it’s consensual, it’s pure gold. By contrast, when it’s ‘corruption’ and the girl loses her individuality, or it destroys her life or her family’s lives it’s pure shit.

>> No.18021003

>Walking through an Undead city
>there’s a big flashy parade float traveling the mostly empty streets with a Phantom riding it
>”Um, excuse me! What’s the occasion?”
>she stares back confused then looks at her watch
>”It’s 3:00 PM!”
>”No, I said ‘what’s the occasion’!”
>”I know!”
>she continues on, parade music blaring as she turns to the next street
What an eccentric woman.

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>>18019484
>fire tiger
thank the chinese ancestor gods

>> No.18021016

>>18020985
It depends if it's willing or not

>> No.18021021

>>18020998
>>18021016
Fuck off.

>> No.18021022

>>18020998
I’ve yet to see it written in a way where it ruins anyone’s lives even when not overtly consensual. Take the fallen brides for example. Merse hated the idea at first but it was less a corruption and more a realization. To each their own on preference, but I hardly think it’s universally shit.

>> No.18021023

>>18021021
Fuck off.

>> No.18021025

>>18020946
I'm more against corruption

>> No.18021030

>>18021022
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul

>> No.18021032
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>>18020969
The details themselves are downright hilarious.

>> No.18021035

>>18021030
>tvtropes
Nope.

>> No.18021036

>>18020998
I mean it’s Monstergirls. Seems counterintuitive to say it’s bad when girls get monsterized and there’s a little bit of risk and ‘preying’ involved. Otherwise it’s just cute anime girls.

>> No.18021038

>>18020946
That's a pretty broad generalization without taking a closer look at things, anon.

>> No.18021042

>>18020998
>when it’s ‘corruption’
It's just boring. The gimmick loses its charm after a while, since at that point the corruptor in question starts appearing lazy by not even trying to get the corrupted to go through it of her own accord. From a design perspective, I can't help but imagine the writer just being lazy and not wanting to write the corrupted going through some manner of introspection and thinking things through again or whatever bullshit that starts making full sense to her instead of just "wtf I like getting dicked now". Though that's just personal taste at that point.

>> No.18021043

>>18020993
Not him but the fetish is for fucking monstergirls. And personally, I like 100% monstergirl with an ancient clan history and tradition, not some human slut who suddenly sprouted a few new parts and got a sex drive upgrade. Monster is in the mind as much as the body, and I want both.

>> No.18021044

>>18021030
Yeah cool link really boggled my noggle but there’s nothing wrong with women getting monsterized.

>> No.18021049

>>18021022
Maybe I’m confusing thread memes, but, for example, the idea of Dark Matter bombing a city seems like a wholly terrible idea. Do you really want the infants and the elderly monsterizing without regard?

>> No.18021056

>>18021042
The faction that does actively seek out monsterizing humans in MGE does do that though, trying to educate and show the importance and greatness of being a monster before going through with the process. Like Demons have that specifically in their profile. Rip Demonfag.

>> No.18021058

>>18021044
Completely forced monsterization is trash.

>> No.18021063

>>18021035
What's wrong with TV Tropes?

>> No.18021077

>>18021049
Sure, why not? Eradication of disease, instant huge leaps and bounds forward in quality of life, virtual elimination of hardship caused by social stratification in a mostly post-scarcity society that can survive on sex. So people get horny easily, that’s hardly a counterweight to all the benefits.
If it makes you uncomfortable I get it, but it doesn’t for me when imagining this setting, at all.

>> No.18021083

Monster girls don't want men that don't want to become an Incubus.

>> No.18021084

>>18021043
This

>> No.18021085

I want to enact a large ritual that would turn the entire thieves guild in a city into holsts!

Because if it works on them, it can be used elsewehere

>> No.18021087

>>18021058
Yeah you’ve said that, it makes you feel bad. I get it.

>> No.18021093

>>18021032
>feminist and pacifist
>literally raped an innocent girl
>wants to "help" inmates in jail objectify women less
Christ that's a mess, I feel bad for the girl and her family.

>> No.18021094

>>18019484
>Greek zodiac is Taurus
>Chinese zodiac is Fire Rat
So I attract cowgirls and Hinezumi(s?)
An interesting combination.

>> No.18021095

>>18021084
You can't be a thief with big tiddy, they'll get in this way!

>> No.18021096
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I wish SchwaWarrior was here.

>> No.18021097

>>18021043
Exactly, there’s a big difference between
>Woosh. You now have horns, a tail, wings, big boobs and a sex drive. Go start fucking.
and
>You know you’ve always had feelings for anon. Those times when you stared at him and wondered what it would be like, not just to have him rout you like an animal, but to have him hug you, kiss you, and confess his eternal love for you. If you accept the form of the monster, you could claim that for yourself.

>> No.18021100

I know that Dragon Zombies are ultimate sub dragons but I really want to be tenderly loved by that clingy soft flesh

>> No.18021101

>>18021077
In a way it’s a porn setting simile of transhumanism vs. human purity. Of course there’s gonna be dichotomies in arguments.

>> No.18021105

>>18021095
That's why I'm using the ritual.
I'm doing the city good by making it so folks no longer have to worry about thieves for a while

>> No.18021107

>>18021021
?

>> No.18021113

>>18021096
Hey, he’s into it, power to him.

>> No.18021114

>>18021097
>implying that second part ever happens
Pfft.

>> No.18021116

>>18021056
Yes. That's why I like MGE's aspect of monsterization, and MGE as a whole honestly. Because they're not lazy, they care, for them it might as well not be corruption but enlightenment, as pretentious as the term is.

>> No.18021118

>>18021043
Same

>> No.18021121

>>18021107
If you don't like corruption you don't belong here.

>> No.18021123

>>18021114
Fallen Brides
(You)

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>>18021114
Of course it does.

>> No.18021125

What do you do with a pharaoh that abuses her god voice?

>> No.18021129

>>18021063
A couple years ago they deleted the mgq article for being "Lolishit"

>> No.18021136

>>18021121
It's the monstergirl thread, not the corruption thread anon. You don't get to decide what that entails.

>> No.18021140

>>18021100
As someone who personally pushes the super-sub DZ idea, they could also be more dommish too Anon. They just crave sex and will play any role to get it.

>> No.18021147

>>18021125
Make her wear a ball gag of course, a locking one if need be.

>> No.18021149

>>18021123
>>18021124
Lies and propaganda.

>> No.18021150

>>18021114
Welcome! Good to see a new face!

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>>18021096
He could have put it in a more straight forward way and left out the ":3" emote but I admire his passion for Sandworms. They're incredibly girls.
>>18021100
They can be whatever you want them to be for most the part, especially if you're more submissive than them.

>> No.18021157

>>18021136
Coming to this thread and whining about corruption is like whining about femdom, it does nothing and just pisses off the vast majority of this thread.

>> No.18021161

NEWFAGS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE

>> No.18021162

>>18021140
>>18021155
At least there is one thing we can agree on, Zombie Dragons are the best pillows.

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>>18021114
>newshitters strutting around like they know the setting

>> No.18021171

>>18021166
Slut fox.

>> No.18021172
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>>18021100
But I want one to plant her plump ass on my face.

>> No.18021180

>>18021125
>Anon gives the loli Pharaoh dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate
>He gets treated as her pet for the rest of the day

I know some Anons will intentionally do this

>> No.18021185

>>18021162
>not heated
>all slimy
>only wants sex and sometimes hugs
think again bucko

>> No.18021196

>>18021125
Wait till she gets sick and can't speak.

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>>18021162
It's impossible to argue with that.

>> No.18021200

>>18021162
Amen.
>>18021172
Even a sub DZ would do that, just command her to. I know I sure would all the time.

>> No.18021204

>>18021180
I would spoil a loli pharaoh so much that She'd get passed over in the line of succession for being nothing more than a hedonistic brat

>> No.18021207

I want Eros to curse me.

>> No.18021213

>>18021207
Wouldn't a eros curse be the opposite of love?

>> No.18021214

>>18021207
How come, anon? Curses aren't comfy you know.

>> No.18021219

>>18021214
>He doesn't know about the Nacho Cursed to always hug the guy she loves

>> No.18021222

>>18021213
Yes, I know what I'm asking for.

>>18021214
That's fine, a comfy isn't what I'm asking for.

>> No.18021227

>>18021219
I want to wrestle with a nacho and then rape her when I win!

>> No.18021229

>>18021198
Ah, my sweet Dolly.
Surely I'm not the only one who would bottle up my sweet lovely Dragon Zombie's girlcum and drool and keep the excess in little jars for later use?

>> No.18021231

>>18021222
You sound pretty messed up anon, is everything ok?

>> No.18021241

>>18021227
You'd lose though, she's an eldritch horror and you are but a man.

>> No.18021245

>>18021172
>"HAAawwu, anon's face... there?"
>"Feels... so good... hhaaaawnn..."
>"Move around? On anon's face? Oouuuu... aah! Feels even better..."
>"Moore, do mooore! Am I a good girl? Do more to Dragon! I want it anon! A-aaAAhh!"
>"Fwee hee, anon's face is sticky now~ Does anon want dragon to lick it off~?"

>> No.18021254

>>18021229
>spoiler
That's pretty lewd anon, I'd assume you'd need to have some good preservation methods. I mean, what would you even use it for when it's not fresh? Also, I recognize that name, good to see you aren't dead.

>> No.18021262

>>18021241
She's just a little girl though, surely she couldn't be that powerful? It's not like she can go full horrorspider whenever she wants.

>> No.18021263

>>18019484
>Wood Rat

>> No.18021268

>>18021262
Is she strong? Listen bud, she's got radioactive blood!

>> No.18021272
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I wonder do we have any storys dealing with a post corrupted monster?

>> No.18021279

>>18021254
I'd of course keep it in an environment where it would stay fresh, if that would even be necessary with the immensely high mana that must be contained in such substances that probably does it for me.
As for what I would use it for- well, lewd things. Lewd things like having her kneel in front of me and pouring it over her, telling her to tell me how she tastes, rubbing some on my member and asking her to slowly lick it off, or using it during punishment by having me lick some up from the jar and telling her she has wait until I'm done before we can have sex that night.
And thank you, I'm glad to have avoided death myself. Which I guess is mildly ironic, all things considered.

>> No.18021284
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18021284

Salamanders and stuff

>> No.18021287

>>18021268
Oh god dammit.

>> No.18021297

>>18021279
Golly gee whiz anon that is some really lewd stuff. God damn.

>> No.18021311

>>18021272
Ilothe is about a beast hunter turned dragon
Burning edge is about a posh bitch turned salamander
Seafoam has a chapter where a baphomet is revealed to be a former human (it doesnt end well)
From what i remember the mantis in moose saga was one a human girl that hand one hell of a shitty life
There not much else, the only other story i know is the twist of that story on ff.net and that can go fuck itself.

>> No.18021319

>>18021245
Exquisite.

>> No.18021334

>>18021311
Whats the twist for both the seafoam thing and the ff.net thing?

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18021335

how do you like your wendigos?

>> No.18021338

I now have a healthy fear of Succuviruses after finishing DDLC

>> No.18021375

>>18021338
Meh. The whole thing had an absurdist vibe to me and I enjoy that stuff. Imagine Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are Dead with monster girls.

>> No.18021378

>>18021335
With plenty of Awawa sauce.

>> No.18021385

>>18021297
There is no greater joy then walking the path of true lewdness with a submissive Dragon Zombie.
>>18021319
Very.

>> No.18021403
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Give me a tall Zombo Dragon.

>> No.18021407

>>18021335
Tiny and innocent with just the right mixture of adorable and horrific. Also big and motherly with just the right mixture of adorable and horrific.

>> No.18021410

>>18021403
>so tall and tits so big you can't see her face if you look up
ay caramba

>> No.18021412

>>18021334
Get ready for some edge
>Seafoam's "mother of monsters"
The baphomet is revealed to be the human mage that was with the MC at the start of the story, and the only other survivor (The tank and rouge of the team having been killed by the echidna they were fighting said killing happening after she turned monstergirl mid fight )
After pulling a fuckton of strings she gets to see the MC, confess her love and sleeps with him After which he thinks he's doing her mercy by breaking her neck.

FF.net story "white flag"
The otohime running the invasion is shown to be one of the mayor's old adventuring partners that he thought died during a ship ride in zipangu waters
Said otohime has a ladyboner for tragedy and a hateboner for monster kind, not giving a shit about monsters getting killed under her command, or the fact that she kills men she led to betray their fellow humans for escape of the island rape-free. she also fataly poisons a lilim
In the end she lets lose a virus that would kill everyone human and monster alike, and lets the MC drink poison to "go out on his own terms" she drinks it herself too, and when she asks if he loves her, he states that the woman he loved died years ago and he hates her with all her being
She dies happy, as she got her tragedy.

>> No.18021420

>>18021403
What kind of Zombo Dragon? The kind that kabedons you like so, or the kind that looms over you but then suddenly drops on all fours, turns around and puts her ass in the air begging you to spank her?

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>>18021149
You are a profoundly sad human being.

>> No.18021437

>>18021432
The Demon goes out for her Date!

>> No.18021440

>>18021412
This sounds like some angtsy shit a teenage phantom would write.

>> No.18021443
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>> No.18021446

>>18021420
Kabedon into forced tittysucking and facesitting.

>> No.18021457
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>>18021113

>> No.18021466

>>18021443
Risque is the best.

>> No.18021468

>>18021457
>First ever record of Alping in progress

>> No.18021478

>>18021412
>she also fataly poisons a lilim
Unforgivable.

>> No.18021494

>>18021410
I unironically would a holst like that

>> No.18021495

>>18021412
Why must so many writers for MG content be so edgy? I mean there are tons of other settings that would work better for this type of shit.

>> No.18021497
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>>18021457
Hey, at least he has good taste in names. I wouldn't mind body swapping with a monster girl for an hour just so we could both see what masturbation as the opposite sex was like.

>> No.18021508

>>18021478
she hates monsters, But this is a woman that runs on the monster lust=/=love argument so even as a monster she thinks of herself as different.
Each chaper starts with her talking to the lilim she eventually kills, and she out right states she doesnt need "what you have" to love.

>> No.18021525

>>18021495
I like writing about fighting and knights and stuff, as MGE supports that kind of thing. but some others take it too far

>> No.18021530

>>18019507
>he doesn’t want the Kobold equivalent of Air Bud
Fuck you I’d love to shoot hoops with my waifu.

>> No.18021534
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>>18021468
No bully.

>> No.18021538

Still want to see the adventures of a lizardgirl salamander duo

>> No.18021544

>>18021534
He would make the quintessential Alp. Im not going to lie, I just might. Once they get past the awkward phase, they’re nearly identical to succubis

>> No.18021545

>>18021497
Truthfully the first thing is do
Is try on outfits

>> No.18021548

>>18021544
>succubis
>double plural

>> No.18021556

>>18021545
Masturbate first, then other things if the potion/spell still has time left on it.

>> No.18021572

>>18021548
You do also have to remember their influenced by other monster's auras has well when they alped. It's quite possible to get a hellhound alp, dragon alp, chesire alp or an amazon alp.

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My impression has always been that KC doesn't intend the "corruption" aspect of his setting to be taken all that seriously. Back in his first major communication with English fans he basically said the term "corruption" is only even used for the sake of the fetish associations of the term.

Basically he likes transformations and the altering of sensibilities, freeing of inhibition and such, but he doesn't want it to be tragic or anything like that.

>> No.18021579

>>18021572
>Cheshire alp

It’s the holy grail of shitposting

>> No.18021588

>>18021575
That much is pretty clear form the setting. Everything is worded in a way that gives the idea of transformation being almost controlled by the "victim" of it.

>> No.18021589

>>18021575
Yeah that's common knowledge to anyone who's followed the setting for 5 minutes, people like to selectively ignore bits of it to push anti-corruption stuff or justify their dark fanfics.

>> No.18021592

>>18020946
Why do you keep signalling out /tg/ this entire time? They barely mention monster girls there and they have the all tower girls thing going which is like partially monster girls.

>> No.18021598

>>18021592
I'd not be surprised if it's the same anon as most other times who mentions /tg/

>> No.18021600

>>18021589
That being said, I have always felt like some of the depictions in Fallen Maidens went a bit too far in appealing to dark aspects of corruption, even if they were intended to be basically the most extreme cases.

It makes me wonder too if KC felt the same, given how much of a lighter tone World Guide 2 and other materials have been since then. Saphirette herself is basically a poster girl for how "human" one remains when monsterized.

>> No.18021605

>>18021600
We need more positive...I don't want to call it corruption because that still has bad implications. I prefer transformation.

>> No.18021608

>>18021545
>>18021556
You could make a whole day out of POV swap.
>Wake up and explore/grope each other’s bodies
>Get used to moving around, if something like a centaur or lamia
>Breakfast as usual still in PJs
>Go through both your entire closets and figure out what your favorite outfits are for each other and take some photos
>Liquid lunch of trying different potions
>Complete chores around the house and go run errands, if you’re into that
>Dinner is your favorite foods as you see how tastes differ (do foods taste different as a monster?)
>Some light impersonation and teasing at the end of the day
>Satisfy your degenerate curiosities before bed. What does semen taste like? What is the difference between anal and vaginal? Why does headpatting feel so good? Etc.
>Use your new knowledge the next day to drive each other crazy.

>> No.18021614

>>18021600
None of the fallen maidens bothered me other than wilmarina
A soldier betraying their own country really doesn't sit well me
Though that's just my own bias.

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>>18021575
>Back in his first major communication with English fans he basically said the term "corruption" is only even used for the sake of the fetish associations of the term.
>Turns out I was right when I mentioned that people misinterpreted the setting because of the wording
Is it even a surprise to anyone at this point?

>> No.18021627

>>18021614
>A soldier betraying their own country really doesn't sit well me
Humblesacrifice's kunoichi story seemed to receive the same reception too, despite it being a fine story otherwise.

>> No.18021628

>>18021618
BEGONE
CCCCCCC

>> No.18021638

>>18021614
Wilmarina was a victim of a repressive society that basically forced her to ignore her own dreams and desires in favor of what THEY said was right.

>> No.18021643

>>18021608
Sounds like a fun time actually, plus being in the body of an Oomukade. for a day would be an experience considering how different from a human's it would be.
And she could always have fun with the novelty of having legs.

>> No.18021644

>>18021618
>mindflayer wetnurse
Wew

>> No.18021651

>>18021614
Her country betrayed her first, and not only her but all of it's inferring citizen. There are bodies on the streets, peoples lives are nothing more than playthings for the nobles and the rich, and IF they had the luck to be left alone they would toil the rest of their lives just to make the already full pockets of the ruling class even fuller. Even a soldier would realize the only way to save the population is to take arms and join the revolution.

That's what shows loyalty, not obeying the whims of rulers that care not for the well-being of the country, but protecting the true "country" the people.

>> No.18021653

>>18021643
I’m imagining her jumping all around and doing the rockettes dance to explore just how versatile those legs are. Sounds like you’ll have quite the Metamorphosis

>> No.18021669

>>18021608
>>18021643
>>18021653
This is all getting dangerously close to alping territory. Just warning you, not judging if that is your choice or anything. You could experience most of that with a simple transmutation spell while remaining a men.

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>>18021579
We would need to give her Aspergers as well. Then it would be the thread destroying menace to society.

>> No.18021680

>>18021672
I assume all Cheshires have some level of autism already. They would't be such smug fucks all the time otherwise.

>> No.18021683

>>18021672
I wouldn’t go that far but hearing her shout faggot while I’m pounding fat cat ass has an appeal

>> No.18021684

>>18021669
Yeah, sure. Transmutation vs POV doesn’t make a difference to me. I just want to share the human experience with her and have her share her experience with me so that we can understand each other better.

>> No.18021692

>>18021653
Imagining her being that excited is really cute. So is the thought of her pouting when she goes back to her own body.
>>18021669
It's only alping if you enjoy it more while swapped. If it's just a "cool so that's what it's like, I'll do that for her next time" kind of thing you stay a guy.

>> No.18021698

>>18021575
>altering of sensibilities, freeing of inhibition and such
That's well and fine when you're KC and you're from a culture that emphasizes conformity and obeying norms to a degree that would shock even your average weab, but when you grew up in a culture that embraces individuality and personal expression it sounds a lot more sinister.

There's a disconnect on the issue between the culture MGE is actually from and the culture of the western part of the fanbase. To a nip monsterization sounds like being turned into an American. To an American it sounds like being turned into a heroin addict. It's all a matter of perspective.

>> No.18021699

>>18021572
>Amazon alp
>aggressive submissive.

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>>18021412
>skipped to the ending to see how the edge went

>> No.18021702

>>18021698
>To a nip monsterization sounds like being turned into an American.
That's funny to me.

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>>18021651
True, but that part of the message (discussed in a separate section of the book and never mentioning Wilmarina) was lost a bit since in the actual Wilmarina profile she appears to become a 2 dimensional person who doesn't care a bit about anyone in the world except for her lover.

Of course other material indicates this is hyperbole, but KC uses it so much that we almost need some kind of explanation offered at the start of any given book, stating things like "nothing but sex pretty much never actually means nothing but sex" and such.

Hence why I like Saphirette more, as she is more clearly a 3 dimensional character compared to most of the fallen maidens after their transformations (Merse being one of the exceptions).

>> No.18021709

The faggotry has gone on long enough, if you want to blog about how badly you want to be a woman, do it on /lgbt/.

>> No.18021711

>>18021698
>To a nip monsterization sounds like being turned into an American. To an American it sounds like being turned into a heroin addict.

That may well be one of the best explanations I've heard. I'll have to remember this.

>> No.18021713

>>18021698
Exactly, to them it’s Red Dawn, but to us it’s Brave New World.

>> No.18021716

>>18021698
>To a nip monsterization sounds like being turned into an American
Dreadful.

>> No.18021717

Dullahans would make excellent mannequin models.

>> No.18021719

No (you) for the thread police.

>> No.18021723

>>18021446
You're a man of taste anon.
>>18021717
Easy to put things off and on, just have her husband near or if she is single send in a poor lucky ass intern.

>> No.18021724

>>18021713
Well, to some people here maybe.
But I never really found it productive to intentionally seek out and twist descriptions to produce my own worst case scenario out of a waifu setting.

>> No.18021729

>>18021717
They'd also be able to check themselves out when they try out an outfit for their date with (You).
Seeing their bodies twirl in the outfit while stoically judging if its satisfactory.

>> No.18021732

>>18021724
That's because you're an optimist anon, we need more of them.

>> No.18021734

>>18021701
Wow it really is shit, even more edgy than imagined. I bet he was listening to linkin park while writing that scene.

>> No.18021737

>>18021724
This, quite a bit this.

>> No.18021747

>>18021724
Enlightened post.
>>18021729
I want to be married to a Dullahan gladiator. She's serious business and all that on fight days, but a casual and tomboyish lovey-dovey when not fighting.
With a big, badonkadonk fat ass that I pinch and grope for good luck right before she leaves the gate for her fights.

>> No.18021750

>>18021732
I’m hardly an optimist, I just don’t go out of my way to ruin my own fantasy.
It’s kinda hilarious how some thread denizens do exactly that.

>> No.18021756

>>18021750
I wonder how many Anons actually don't believe a monster would want them or are they all just pretending to play the sympathy card.

>> No.18021759

>>18021750
Some of KC's responses to questions and criticisms have a similar vibe to that, basically saying "why would you want something so sad/twisted to happen in your fantasy"?

>> No.18021763

>>18021756
95% of those are “please pity me” posts.

>> No.18021764

>>18021750
>>18021756
I've been around 4chan long enough to know there are pleeenty of people who are so starved for attention they've even convinced themselves that they actually believe the histrionic things they say.
I legit think its less trolls and more "please fucking pay attention to me". Needs to be culled more effectively.

>> No.18021766
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When you get right down to it, the Monster Girl Encylopedia is the conflict of tatemae vs honne. The Order represents tatemae- the behavior and opinions one displays in public for the sake of social harmony. The Demon Lord represents honne-the true feelings and desires you possess.

>> No.18021768

>>18021708
>gets tempted by power and corrupts her entire country
It's treason then

>> No.18021771

>>18021768
FUCK OFF SHEEV

>> No.18021776

>>18021605
>beautiful young noble girl has everything in life, is engaged to handsome prince
>when she comes of age the doctors check her out and tell her she's sterile
>engagement broken, prince won't give her the time of day
>can't be used in a political marriage so she's useless to her family
>they send her off to a tiny estate in the middle of nowhere with a single servant boy to look after her, then pretend she doesn't exist
>years go by and she grows more and more depressed
>one day she sees her servant, a young man now, talking to a local girl outside
>she starts imagining him leaving her too
>overcome with despair she decides to kill herself
>waits till the middle of the night then leaves the house, intending to throw herself from a nearby cliff
>halfway there she blacks out
>in her sleep she hears a woman tell her she can have all the babies she wants now
>she wakes up as an Echidna
>goes home a breeds an army of kids with her servant
>founds a new monster kingdom, ruled by herself and her husband

Stuff like that?

>> No.18021779

>>18021776
Sounds straight out of KC's mouth. Exactly.

>> No.18021781

>>18021644
>wetnurse
She's going to breastfeed me? Oh my

>> No.18021796

>>18021768
>The formerly desolate land of Polove had been rife with hunger and thirst. They say it was so severe that out of every 10 children that were born, only one would be able to survive to adulthood.

Yeah I don't think being tempted by power was Saphirette's motivation. She just wanted her people to not have to live in such horrible conditions anymore, and the Order refused to do anything to help.

>> No.18021800

>>18021575
>>18021766
Are yo copying posts from Spacebattles Anon?

>> No.18021814
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>>18021747
Big Booty Dark Mages and Big Booty Dullahans are both miracles of the universe and I want to marry one of each please.

>> No.18021815

>>18021800
Wasn't aware it existed until now, so no. And only one of the posts you referenced was by me.

>> No.18021823

>>18021815
Curiouser and curiouser, seems someone's been stealing from the thread

>> No.18021828
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18021828

They're grape-flavored

>> No.18021829

>>18021823
I can’t imagine anyone having the patience to argue with those retards.
Pearls before swine, really.

>> No.18021830

>>18021823
Does spacebattles have timestamps for posts? Easy way to tell if the truth's being told.

>> No.18021839

>>18021828
What are?
>>18021829
I just wonder why they keep the thread if they hate the setting so much.

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>>18021814
Having two wives tease and flaunt each other to tempt you into a threesome would be quite a lot of fun.

>> No.18021852

>>18021839
So they can masturbate to fantasies of the mamono being crushed by their favorite characters.

>> No.18021862

>>18021796
>She just wanted her people to not have to live in such horrible conditions anymore
Sure, and the condition for the monsters to give her all the completely altruistic assistance with no ulterior motives was the simple price of turning the entire country and everyone there over to completely under the monsters' power, and annexing them to the demon lord's empire.

>> No.18021874

>>18021862
Sounds like a deal to me.

>> No.18021875

>>18021862
Yeah, I'd much rather starve in a shithole country where one in ten kids survives to adulthood if I can still call it MY shithole country! Never conquered! Celtic pride!

>> No.18021877

>>18021862
>Never_conquered.jpg

>> No.18021882

>>18021875
>>18021877
/int/ pls

>> No.18021883

>>18021875
>Never conquered! Celtic pride!
My country was just too shitty and out of the way to be conquered.

>> No.18021897

>>18021759

It's a classic example of a periphery demographic. For whatever reason, people who want to role play as a brave paladin/soldier who smites evil seductresses found the MGE a perfect outlet for their fantasies.

>> No.18021899

>>18021875
If the monsters actually were that altruistic, that deal wouldn't have had a "unconditionally cede the entire country and the humanities of every inhabitant" -clause.

>> No.18021903

>>18021698
Jesus christ how horrifying. I don't want to turn into an american.

>> No.18021904

>>18021899
Give it a rest man, you've been embarrassed.

>> No.18021906

>>18021899
Not putting up with this today. Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.18021908

>>18021903
Even if it's an anime american?

>> No.18021912

>>18021862
>completely altruistic assistance with no ulterior motives
I mean, you're talking about MGE here.

>> No.18021914

>>18021776
Damn that sounds nice.

>> No.18021930

>>18021908
The only good anime americans are girls and I don't want to be a girl, so no.

>> No.18021932
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Dark Mages can be small too

>> No.18021936

>>18021875
>Celtic pride.
Fuck off and let me have my highland holst. She will be the milky-est mofu in the realm and we shall start a magnificent clan(heard).

>> No.18021939

>>18021932
Most girls were small once and they were super cute.

>> No.18021950

>>18021936
Hey, power to her. Would she have that shaggy hairstyle cows have out there?

>> No.18021954

>>18021930
Would you want your waifu to be an anime American?

>> No.18021956

>>18021939
Only the best stay that way. Cute, I mean. Though most small girls are cute, not all cute girls are small. Some of the cutest girls are around 8’

>> No.18021958

>>18021930
>>18021954
To be clear, we're talking about big, humongous titties in an American flag bra and a propensity to obnoxiously sit her thicc daisy duke'd ass on you all the time, right?
What monster girl race fits best for that aesthetic?

>> No.18021960

>>18021954
I don't know.

>> No.18021962

>>18021954
She’s already got the body.

>> No.18021964

>>18021956
Big girls have big amounts of gap moe, but i prefer my girls to develop a lot of sex as well with a bit of coolness.

>> No.18021965

>>18021958
P’orc

>> No.18021971

>>18021958
Holst/Minotaur.

>> No.18021973

>>18021932
Isn't a small Dark Mage just a Witch?

>> No.18021976

>>18021965
I found this funny. Then I remembered P'orks have way better bodies than people over her, so I got sad.

>> No.18021984

>>18021965
>Anime American P'Orc
Delicious. Would slather her ass in barbecue sauce.

>> No.18021985

>>18021973
Uh, no.
You should go read their profiles sometime.

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>>18020202
>I have no idea how chowder can unfuck Lani other than write an actual story
That and doodling that one idea I had with her involving blowjobs and magic.

>> No.18021993

>>18021814
While I love a big bottom that is too big anon.

>> No.18021998

>>18021993
You- are smalltime.

>> No.18022001

Do dullahans swap heads with eachother?
Can they swap heads?
What if a dullahan wore another dullahans head?

>> No.18022007

>>18022001
They’d still control and feel their own bodies, so it’d essentially be a strange vantage point.

>> No.18022008

>>18022001

What if you had dullahan twin sisters who swapped heads to mess with people

>> No.18022013

>>18022001
>Do dullahans swap heads with eachother?
I doubt it
>Can they swap heads?
probably
>What if a dullahan wore another dullahans head?
same thing if she put a melon on her neck, it would be there but not do anything.

>> No.18022014

>>18021993
How can you be so wrong?


>>18021976
P’orcs Are the best

>>18021984
Just be sure that it isn’t the only thing getting slathered

>> No.18022017

>>18022008
>>18022001
>Twin dullahan sisters
Yes, this is my fantasy. Imagine what a mess of an orgy that bed would be.

>> No.18022025

>>18021987
>blowjobs and magic
>Writing smut
>Drawing porn

>> No.18022032

>>18022025
>Writing smut
Naw, I'll doodle lewd shit, but never write it.

>> No.18022033

>>18022017
I count at least 12 holes.

>> No.18022034

>>18022008
>>18022017
>Twin Dullahan sisters
>They're the opposite of each other
>One is a prude and the other is a complete gyaru

>> No.18022038

>>18021998
HuaHuaHuaHua... But really, her butt is half the size of her body,
THERE NEEDS TO BE LIMITS ANON, OR WE WILL FALL INTO ANARCHY

>> No.18022039

>>18022038
But anarchy is fun!
And limits are meant to be broken

>> No.18022044

>>18022033
>>18022034
Perfect.
And at the end of the day getting smothered in all that while making out with both mouths, then finding out what combinations might work would be fantastic.
>>18022038
You- are STILL smalltime.
I am insatiable when it comes to THE BOOTY.

>> No.18022049

>>18021987
Go for the story. Your doodles are nice but you still have a very long way to go.

>> No.18022053

>>18022014
That's not an hourglass figure, that a shovel head figure. Also I'm not that strong, she weighs waaay too much for me to even dream about carry her, and I need to carry my wife.

>> No.18022054

>>18022049
I've gotten better with time, and my lewdles aren't terrible for someone as inexperienced as me.

And I have the story layout sitting around, I just need the drive to actually START writing things beyond a chapter 0.

>> No.18022058

>>18022032
is there anywhere in which you post these?

>> No.18022062

>>18022058
I posted one earlier in imgur, and the other on pixiv.

>> No.18022067

>>18022054
>I just need the drive to actually START writing things beyond a chapter 0.
A common problem for most writefags around here. The drive won't come naturally in most cases, but daydreaming about the story and the scenes you want can help kick start it.
Setting yourself a deadline may help too.

>> No.18022075

>>18021958
>>18021965
This guy got it better I think >>18021971
They're the world's #1 producer of beef after all.

>> No.18022077
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I'm glad KC opted for red eyeball jewels in place of these goofy cartoony eyes for the armor Demon Lord soldiers wear.

>> No.18022078

>>18022077
Dullahans need an art update too.

>> No.18022080

>>18022067
I did the former until I had a saga story pretty much done in my head for my one story, and started to do the same with Lanibananabobani.
>Deadline
Nah, those don't help me out one bit. Trying them only resulted in me thinking "Man, it's not like anyone really gives two shits about my stories, so it's not like they'll notice if I even upload it late or early".

>> No.18022081

>>18022075
Yeah but a Minotaur way too fit to represent Americans, a pudgy holst might not be bad option tho.

>> No.18022084

>>18021932
Befriending a loli dark mage who lives in the middle of nowhere
Being gradually seduced by a loli dark mage who wants to be more than friends, giving in and playing lots of lewd adult games with her

>> No.18022085

>>18022075
What about EAGLE harpies?

>> No.18022089

>>18022077
Dullahan has some nice chest and her skirt looks pretty nice. I'd fuck her.

>> No.18022090

>>18022084
>a loli dark mage who lives in the middle of nowhere
>a little purple thing living in nowhere

>The loli dark mage has to use her computer for help with every problem
>after a magic experiment gone wrong, is always responds in a snappy, caustic attitude and rarely dispenses good information

>> No.18022092

>>18022084
I remember this conversation, would love to live in the woods with a loli dark mage neighbour and no other people around for miles.

>> No.18022093

>>18021311
Seafoam did another transformation in Horny Human too (that also didn't end well). Those were both forced though, not exactly set up to be happy.

>> No.18022095

>>18022089
For old art, she lowkey has a fantastic bust. I bet she's really self conscious about it when giving instructions to surrendered troops.

>> No.18022096

>>18022078
I'd still like lala better

>> No.18022097

>>18022053
Get good, get lifting

>>18022081
Big, pudgy holsts would be nice

>> No.18022099
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>>18022085
Would justice

>> No.18022102

If a group of monstergirls was about to assault a keep and take the virginity of all the men, who would be their leader? Im thinking a huge red oni. A bit older and battleworn.

>> No.18022103
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>>18022089
Some Dollarhams will have bigger chests than others, and likely get their armors personalized to accommodate their mighty milkbags.

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>>18022085

>> No.18022110

>>18022102
>assault a keep and take the virginity of all the men
You're implying there's a keep somewhere garrisoned entirely by virgins. That seems unlikely.

>> No.18022112
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>>18022092
>Deep in some woods with just a Dark Mage in a comfy small house.
Make her a tall, busty adult and you've got my idea of a perfect world.
A small monstergirl village a few miles away in the outskirts of the woods would be nice though. There would be the rare occasion where you just want to go to the pub.

>> No.18022114

>>18022093
Oh, there was Draculuv too. Much happier, that one.

>> No.18022116

>>18022102
Werewolves hunt in packs. The alpha gets to rape the victim first.

If you fight back they'll rape you harder.

>> No.18022117

>>18022093
I miss Seafoam, he was alright.

>> No.18022128

>>18022110
Its a group of men who pride themselves on being celibate. The leader got too drunk one night and was boasting about their skill as pure knights. Red Oni overhears and feeds his pride by pretending to be suprised and trying to get him to admit to wanting some fuck. He explains how he leads a group of like-minded virgin knights and she realizes she has found the jackpot. So she gets her own group of virgin hunters together and assaults the keep.

>> No.18022129

>>18022095
>>18022103
I'd probably ask for her to repeat so I could stare at her some more. Who knows, maybe getting an upskirt would be possible too.

>> No.18022135

>>18022110
They might be Order Crusaders/Templars, all of them being celibate doesn't seem far fetched.

>> No.18022136

>>18022103
>Dulla has a lovely big milky chest
>Her armor is adorned with white jewels all over her brapiece
>She uses it to reflect light to blind her enemies
>Earns the nickname amongst her troops as 'The Flasher'

>> No.18022138

>>18022129
While I like the idea, I would much ratter he released a new girl already.

>> No.18022144

>>18021862
Actually Saphirette transformed the country herself and formed her own organization of elementalists there. Its not like the monsters went and said "we won't help you unless you ally with us," Saphirette went to a monster realm because she saw gaining the ability to transform her homeland would save it. Her intention was to use her elemental quartet to do it, she just didn't count on becoming an elemental herself.

And really, can you call it an empire when the Mamono Lord basically lets monsters do as they please and doesn't seem to even interfere with monsters that serve other monster or human rulers?

>> No.18022147

>>18022102
Depends on the species, If they are Goblins the one with the biggest chest.

>> No.18022150

>>18022129
>"...Did you get all that?"
>"No."
>"Alright, listen up. This is the fourth time you've asked me to repeat what I've instructed you. I'm not daft. I'm not a dullard. I get what this is about. And I'm going to warn you, if you ask one more time for me to repeat myself, so help me, I will make sure you are at the absolute end of the line for whatever benefits are coming your way. Now, did you get all THAT?"
>"No."
>"GRHARGABAHRHGLLHGL! DAMN HUMAN!"
>In her frustration, she accidentally drops her head, then hurriedly tries to reach down to pick it up, leading to her bending over and showing you up her skirt in the process as she fishes around for it
>worth it

>> No.18022153

>>18022144
He's just being contrarian, pay him no mind.

>> No.18022163

>>18022150
I'd have a face that would show that I lost the fight but won the battle. Saying yes afterwards would probably get her to drag me away just to make sure.

>> No.18022172

>>18022153
Mostly replied on the off chance someone else would benefit from it. Plus I like giving calm replies to people trying to start arguments.

>> No.18022180
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18022180

What could cause your meidos to go YAN?

>Kiki goes yan because of finding an ordered/torn page of a roomba/EZCleaner's catalog
>Automaton Maid tries to overextend herself.
>Shoggoth laughs at how mastah is being silly again

>> No.18022185

>>18022163
>She drags you into her personal tent
>You've accepted that you're probably going to be getting some serious punishment
>She closes the flap and sits you down then stands before you
>"Are we alone? Good."
>She kneels before you and starts breathing heavily while holding her head out towards you
>"Haaa... haaa... now, tell me you won't listen to me again! Here, l-let me give you an order- um, stop staring at my chest, you maggot!"
>Dumbfounded, you just stare at her, and of course your eyes travel to her heaving chest, now rising and falling heavily
>"Uh... N-no?"
>"AAah! Such disobedience! Is this the power of man? Now tell me I'm a worthless, useless lieutenant! Tell me I'm a horrible tactician!"
>"What?! No! I'm not gonna do that!"
>"Aaaah, aahh~! More! More!"
>"No! Stop this, what are you doing?! You're freaking me out lady!"
>She lunges and pushes you back onto the bed, her head rolling to the side of yours as her body looms over you
>"Haaa, and now I'm a freak, am I? Why am I a freak? Is it my big freakish chest? Is it my horrible attitude? Tell me! TELL ME!"

Its been a long, long, long campaign. Poor girl is quite on edge.

>> No.18022186

>>18022147
Im thinking its a big medley of different species. A group of hyper horny girls ready for some action.
>The knights all gather at the top of their keep to assess the danger.
>On the horizon stands a lone Red Oni in her battle gear.
>Raising her demon silver club she lets out a roar and over the hills come wave after wave of different monstergirls.
>The men look on in terror, their fates are clear.

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will make more of birb later, but for now its the ghost

>> No.18022191

>>18022180
Anubis gets woken by me 5 minutes before the alarm sounds.

>> No.18022205

>>18022180
>Stop starring at my chest
I'd probably start to look at her ass and her delicious ZR then. If she pushed me to bed and started to tease me by asking if I wanted something else things would be too hard.
She would probably tease me until I couldn't say no to cumming.

>> No.18022207

>>18022186
Probably a smoke hobo or lillims if you want to go with a serious answer. If I'm being even more faithful to the setting I still think it's the one with the biggest chest and butt.

>> No.18022211

>>18022180
I would love my Shoggoth maid to go YAN on me in a "cutsey" way. Calling me "so, so silly~" and the house getting unnaturally silent for a few days with the doors all just gone.

>> No.18022213

>>18022185
>>18022205
Ops, missclicked.

>> No.18022224

>>18022190
I want that fox spirit to sit on my face.

>> No.18022225

>>18022190
Spooky fox is underrated and this one's looking cute so far.

>> No.18022227

>>18022224
>Loli facesitting
I can think of a few races Id like this with.

>> No.18022230

>>18022190
Serious hips on that loli. Just the way it should be.

>> No.18022232

>>18022227
I want a loli lich to sit on my face and give me a footjob with an unchanging facial expression.

>> No.18022239

>>18022232
Her hands are free, I bet she's taking notes.

>> No.18022240
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>Recently hired a meido.
>She does good work and gave her a day off.
>Insists on staying on her day off and rests.
>Figure she's working too hard and she could use some help.
>Buy a couple of roombas as a surprise and tell her she'll still be paid well, and it's just to make things easier for her.
>She seemed pretty happy about it.
>Too happy.
>Stares at me at a distance with that smile on her free time.
>Notice that she's not using the roombas I brought.
>Notice that the roombas are gone altogether.

Should I buy a new one? Did they break? Did I lose them?
Did I do something wrong?

>> No.18022243

>>18022232
Even as you eat her out the whole time?

>> No.18022253

>>18022190
Nice, I love me some big juicy tights.

>> No.18022254

>>18022190
>Mistletoe and socks
Dangerous, but definitely not as dangerous as birb. Your art is pretty nice mang.

>> No.18022271

>>18022240
Get the new Roomba Automaton, she’s programmed to clean over 1700 different types of stains and can make a mean meatloaf.

>> No.18022274

The Paladin-chan meme is retarded. Most human women in Order-led countries would probably be encouraged to remain barefoot and pregant, with girls like Wilmarina being special cases.

>> No.18022278

>>18022274
*pregnant
Fuck.

>> No.18022281

>>18022271
>can make a mean meatloaf
Why did my brain immediately picture the kiki put into tight bondage with her legs folded under the front of her body, and arms handcuffed behind her rump? She probably has a ballgag too, just so she can't scream as loud when she's presented naked to you to 'eat'.

>> No.18022282

>>18022110

Well aren't we in one right now?

>> No.18022284

>>18022180
I think if I started to really question my Shogg about reality. Like if I kept asking if any of this was real. If I kept implying I knew she has messed with my head. If I started to show any sign of fear. She would just stand over me and giggle but never tell me the truth.

>> No.18022286

>>18022271
I don't know anon, that teaser on the kiki's hands seems dangerous.

>> No.18022291

>>18022240
Fire your meido, she's the one who probably broke your roombas.

>> No.18022293

>>18022271
I would meat he loaf if you know what I mean...
now that I wrote and read it that I suggest placing a ban on anyone making puns from here on out.

>> No.18022295

>>18022092
>would love to live in the woods with a loli dark mage neighbour and no other people around for miles
It's a really comfy thought. And pretty lewd too, there's nothing to interrupt the intimate atmosphere and whatever you do together.

>> No.18022302

>>18022291
>she's the one who probably broke your roombas.
But she's so good at taking care of the house? Why would she break something that would make her job and life easier?

>> No.18022313

>>18022302
Anon did you hear angry slavic exlamations in your house last night?

>> No.18022314

>>18022281
Because you’ve been hanging around KDF too much Anon.

>> No.18022315

>>18022239
As any good Lich would.
>>18022243
Goes without saying, any man who resists a lich pussy in his face is no man at all.

>> No.18022317

>>18022302
Kiki's are fanatic workaholics that generally view roombas as a replacement or competition.

>> No.18022322

>>18022282
Touché

>> No.18022325

>>18022224
what about sitting on your lap
>>18022225
thanks
>>18022230
hips bring life to this fox spirit
>>18022253
liking something big and juicy is something you both have in common
>>18022254
thanks, birb is dangerous cause of her birb brain

>> No.18022327

>>18022313
>angry slavic exlamations in your house last night
I don't think I remember much, I sleep like a rock sometimes
>>18022317
>Kiki's are fanatic workaholics that generally view roombas as a replacement or competition
Then why was she smiling when I showed her the roombas. She seemed pretty happy about it. But why would she break them then?

>> No.18022329

>>18022314
He isn't the only one into bdsm here, he's just the most vocal. Or are you saying I've been here too long?

>> No.18022335

>>18022327
It's a fake smile, had she looked pissed, you would have been scared off.

>> No.18022340

>>18022325
Birb brain and powerful sweaty scent. Can't resist that.

>> No.18022345

>>18022227
>>18022230
That fox has enough of a chest that she looks more like a JC than loli body type to me.

>> No.18022358

>>18022240
>>18022291

Kikimora are depicted as mentally unstable for whatever reason so they destroy any machines that would make their life easier and let them spend more time with their master.

>> No.18022364

>>18022358
>Kikis destroy
>Shogs absorb
Automatons just suffer.

>> No.18022371

>>18022254
That’s holly you mong

>> No.18022379

>>18022364
Automations hack and control.
>”Here Master, I’ll get your slippers and make some tea.”
>Roomba drives over with the slippers while she herself prepares the tea.

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>>18022364
Shoggoths imitate.

>> No.18022395

>>18022371
I don't know plants. They all look the same to me.

>> No.18022400

>>18022358
I prefer the idea that Kiki’s love these conveniences because they give her time to look after him.
>Oh master! I’ll let the robot do the sweeping. You need a good shower to relax after your hard day at work. I’ll be there in a minute to wash your back.

>> No.18022413

>>18022395
[FRUSTURATED ALURANE NOISES]

>> No.18022415

>>18022358
Kikis in the myth are wives to domovoi, both of them help with housework if pleased.
key difference is that domovoi is the main one while kikimora just tags along.
Domovoi help around house if tribute is payed and can predict the future of the household.
Kikis help take care of livestock if the house is in order and make their own food.
Theres also swamp kikis that are wives to leshy and kill you in your sleep or just make life miserable for men.

>> No.18022431

>>18021592
>they barely mention monster girls there
/tg/ has straight up monstergirl threads several times a week, if not daily. And that's been for years and years.

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>>18022413
Liliraune > Alraune

This is a scientific fact.

>> No.18022439

>>18022431
What are those Like?

>> No.18022441

>>18022315
I prefer cock in the lich's face instead. Stand facing the floating loli lich, grab her by the plump thighs and flip her upside-down in the air, recieve suspended congress deepthroat.

>> No.18022447

>>18022413
It's not my fault. Doesn't help that I find it hard to differenciate green and brown so some trees, especially the ones I draw, look stupid.

>> No.18022448

>>18022438
>inb4 arguing about 百合

>> No.18022450
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>>18022400
>Kiki TV PSA ends with a maid crying while out of the house.
>"It always starts off with a roomba."
>"And next thing you know, he'll be having an automatic cooker."
>"And it doesn't stop there. Soon, he'll order and assemble, a HELPER AUTOMATON."
>*Crowd mumbles in fear*
>"And next thing you know, you'll be on... FORCED VACATION"
>*Crowd Gasps*
>"Or dare I say, PAYED LEAVE"
>*Members of the crowd scream in horror.*
>"Now remember, it always starts with one. Be Smart. Don't be replaced."
>PSA Brought to you by CleanSmart by AutomaCo. super vaccuum. It's so good, it's like you don't need to be there to use it!

>> No.18022452

I want an 8ft tall holst with gigantic breasts

>> No.18022457

>>18022441
>not using her levitation to initiate a standing 69 whenever you please

>> No.18022458

>>18022400

Exactly. Have a machine do all the grunt work which in turn gives the Kiki more time to attend to her master

>> No.18022464
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>>18022439
mostly image dumps of hot MGs from various western and eastern sources. Lots of cheescake from tabletop game source books. Typically more /e/ style threads, with lots of visuals but little discussion. Every once in a while they beat their heads together over MG physiology, like how many spiders fit inside Drow pussy.

>> No.18022467

>>18022441
I like the way you think, undead have no gag reflex either most likely.

>> No.18022472

>>18022464
Those are some cute Drow.

>> No.18022478

>>18022464
Fa/tg/uys tend to post the ugliest Elf art possible too.

>> No.18022488

>>18022478
Maybe that's why they're so angry.

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>>18022472
I agree with you. Plus making a haughty and superior Drow into a complete mess would be lovely.
>>18022478
There'e some bad, but there's also some really good.

>> No.18022492

>>18022478
>le /tg/ boogeyman.

>> No.18022494

>>18022450
Fuck off. Slow cookers and pressure cookers are vital assets in a Chef Kiki Kitchen. Her pot roasts are amazing.

>> No.18022496

>>18022448
>As for them, each body has its own separate consciousness and thoughts, but since they're habitually having sex with their other half, they have full knowledge of one another's bodies and hearts, and they can vividly sense how their other half will attack a man next.

>> No.18022501

>>18022450
>payed

>> No.18022504

>>18022491
I'd rather they make me into a complete mess. Well actually The smug one can make a mess out of me, the mean one I'll make a mess of while being instructed by the smug one.

>> No.18022514

>>18022180
A week of exposure to low self-esteem.

>> No.18022515

>>18022450
>Kikimora sees that PSA
>Gets incredibly insecure and proceeds to rape her master.
>Spends the night in bed with him apologizing for being such a worthless maid while he strokes her hair and tells her it's alright.

>> No.18022517

>>18021538
>Salamander more or less runs the show as the lizardgirl is too shy
>Often the two could be scene doing all sorts of things together
>The Lizardgirl saying "Big Sis, I don't think we should do this." as the salamander gently pushes her forward and explains her plan is heard so often it might as well be her catch phrase

>> No.18022521

>>18022452
Do you want her to be a Gyaru whose favorite thing in the world is watching your face twist as she empties your balls all over her enormous tits?

>> No.18022522

>>18022431
>>18022464
You liar, I just went to their archive for monstergirl pics and found nothing

>> No.18022526

>>18022494
I don't understand the "Kikis does everything manually" thing. They wouldn't.
She'd still clean the house and cook the food, but she'd do it in the most efficient way possible.

>> No.18022528
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Are you man enough to best a challenge imposed by a monster to become her husband?

>> No.18022537

>>18022526
Espically if the master has a large house? Most of her time will be eaten up by cleaning and doing household chores that could be better spent on focusing on master.

>> No.18022539

>>18022521
Nope.
Simply a genki sweetie that enjoys performing aggressive hugs with a slight twist of sadism when it comes to using her tits on me/others

>> No.18022551

>>18022517
I just realized that Lizardgirl and salamander have the same hairstyle.
How would you change it for this?

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>>18022515
If a Kiki did that to me I wouldn't be able to resist making a new servant with her.

>> No.18022553

>>18022539
>others
Anon. If your fantasy doesn't have you as the sole target of her sadism, reconsider.

>> No.18022562

>>18022553
The >others is basically the kiki maid.

>> No.18022571

>>18022551
Shy lizard would have her hair like profile but she would probably have glasses or reserved clothing.
The salamander would longer hair than the profile

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>> No.18022580

>>18022562
>Anon is childhood friends with a Genki Holst Ojou-sama and her more serious Kikimora maid.
>The Holst has a sadistic streak and loves bullying anon sexually.
>Sometimes she even uses the weight of her titanic tits to squeeze anon's head while she wraps her legs around the Kikimora's head and forces her to blow their beloved childhood friend.
>Her joyous laughter as anon cums load after load into the prim and proper Kikimora is incredibly disarming.

>> No.18022584

>>18022579
Alter or regular Jeanne?

>> No.18022589

>>18022522
I mean, I found at-least one just now
>>>/tg/56834018

>> No.18022591

>>18022579
Dragon Slut Jeanne.
Takes Dragon cocks for free.

>> No.18022592

>>18022580
Yep, although there's one thing to be remembered.

Sometimes that Ojou needs to be milked and Anon isn't around, only the maid is.
And she's very picky about how she's 'milked'

>> No.18022593

>>18022584
Alter.

>> No.18022602

Friendly reminder that kiki daughterus are among the top daughterus for fatherus to dick.

>> No.18022603

>>18022591
Fuck off.

>> No.18022607

>>18022579
Cute Dragon Alter.

>>18022584
Alter, the flag's a give-away.
As is the general angry look.

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>>18022584
There's no braid, so it's Alter.

>> No.18022611

>>18022593
>>18022607
>>18022609
Ah so the inferior choice.

>> No.18022626

>>18022611
Of course.
All are inferior before the glory of Santa Lily Alter

>> No.18022633

>>18022591
Would a dragon's husband cum be extra potent and strong? They'd probably "evolve" from needing to breed a dragon.

>> No.18022638

>>18022633
Who could say. It depends on the setting.

>> No.18022640

>>18022633
Over time yes, probably, it doesn't help that it seems most of us dragon fags want a lot of daughterus.

>> No.18022642

>>18022633
>replying to an fgog faggot

>> No.18022644

I want to get caught in the middle of a nasty gang war between the Mofu Yakuza and the Fat Cat Mafia!

>> No.18022659

>>18022638
Normal MGE. Satisfying a dragon would take a lot of dicking and cumming and impregnating her even more.

>>18022640
Eh, I just want one or two.

>> No.18022661

>>18022644
>monstergirl gang war
>all bullets fired are DE bullets that doesn't cause physical harm in case of men getting in the crossfire
>arguments arise when it comes to who gets to take the incapacitated man which leads to more fighting

>> No.18022664

>>18022644
I want the leader of the fat cat mafia to order her chubby cat goons to hit on me!

>> No.18022678
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18022678

>>18022644
Russian mob run by jinkos with grizzly enforcers and very thorough kiki cleaners.

>> No.18022680

>>18022589
I am somewhat mollified by this offering

>> No.18022681

>>18022644
Sounds interesting, if slightly one sided if the name of the latter is accurate.

>>18022664
I bet its more an allegorical name and they're called 'Fat Cats' because they're swimming in money from shell companies

>> No.18022685
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18022685

How do we spell her name again?

>> No.18022692

>>18011622
Which one of these can cure me of my murderous rage?

>> No.18022706

>>18022685
Francisca Mistel Lescatie is how she was translated.

>> No.18022709

>>18022685
Francisca Mistel Lescatie

>> No.18022716

>>18022685
She kind of reminds me of tgat scandidly clad motherly woman from fire emblem fates

>> No.18022718

>>18022716
Camilla?

>> No.18022730

>>18022685
Francisca "No Humies Left in Lescatie" Lescatie
Francisca "Hoping for a Roping" Lescatie
Francisca "Raping Men for Semen" Lescatie
Francisca "Vagina and Phallus in the Royal Palace" Lescatie

>> No.18022732
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18022732

>>18022716

>> No.18022738

>>18022732
She would make the best wyvern.
As would her imotou

>> No.18022745
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18022745

>>18022644
>Oy oy, bakayaro, what's with all the cat fur on you?

>> No.18022750

>>18022452
How big are we talking here? If they're gigantic to her then they'll be ludicrous to you or I. If they're big enough to rest in her lap when she sits then two of your hands won't be enough to even come close to lifting one

>> No.18022753

>>18022738
She's better off as a dragon so keep her arms.
Or a Zombie Dragon if you go by her one class option.

>> No.18022759

>>18022750
Exactly that big, so much that they rest in her lap and are positively bursting with milk.
And if she isn't full, she's getting milked by me or forcing the kiki to suckle her dry

>> No.18022765

>>18022753
I guess.
That would fit the family better if they were out and out dragons.
All of them being female in this example, of course

>> No.18022773

>>18022718
>>18022732
I always found her kind of creepy

>> No.18022778

>>18022773
Creepy motherly girls are the best for the dick

>> No.18022781
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18022781

>>18022773
>Finding Grade S onee-san creepy

>> No.18022788

>>18022773
she's best oneesan

>> No.18022797

>>18022685
Dat exposed cameltoe still does numbers for me.

>> No.18022801

>>18022589
>go in thinking I’m gonna see some succubi titties
>after a few pics it just devolves into an atheist wankfest over “how stupid Christians are”
This is why I stick to these threads.

>> No.18022804

>>18022773
Creepy girls get the dick.

>> No.18022806

>>18018188
I want to be a spy for the extremist faction!

>> No.18022823

>>18022692
The girl you truly love.

>> No.18022843

>>18022801
I hate how I was almost a fedoralord atheist atone point in my life.

>> No.18022848

>>18022801
We're pretty good about staying on topic most of the time.

>> No.18022859
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18022859

No matter ehat you do, bring a burning passion to it!

>> No.18022867

>>18022859
So a slightly better version of that image exists now.

>> No.18022870

>>18022859
What*
Proof i need sleep

>> No.18022871

>>18022859
Does a lukewarm effort count?

>> No.18022872

>>18022848
Ehhhhh
I mean we're better than /tg/, yeah

>> No.18022875

>>18022872
Probably. Anyway, speaking of Gods, I want to worship a Pharaoh! She's a God...kinda.

>> No.18022879

>>18022875
Hathor>Pharaoh
grape+pharaoh>pharaoh

>> No.18022882

>>18022867
Flagmander is weird, the quality seems to go up every now and agian.
Eventualy someone like Nav or barb will do it as some sort of final evolution.

>> No.18022883

>>18022879
What about a Hathorite Pharaoh?

>> No.18022887

>>18022875
I want to worship Ares. I really like her for some reason to the point where I REALLY want to worship her.

>> No.18022889

>>18022883
Is she a cow or no?

>> No.18022897

Is it NTR if a single momster steals her daughters boyfriend who haven't had sex yet?

>> No.18022898

>>18022879
>That spoiler
Just imagine it anon, a Pharaoh struggling against an Apophis' corrupting venom until the grapesnake's servants bring you out and the Pharaoh can't help but want to dominate you.
And then anon gets squeezed between a haughty corrupted Pharaoh and an even haughtier Apophis and gets sexually bullied.

>> No.18022899
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18022899

>>18022804
more accurate to say creepy girls with initiative

>> No.18022900

>>18022887
It's the possibility of abs isn't it?
>>18022889
She has the breasts of one.

>> No.18022902

>>18022897
Depends if she shares later.

>> No.18022906

>>18022899
God I wish that were me.

>> No.18022913

>>18022900
Not really? I don't even like abs that much, it's just that she has such good things to offer and seems like a bro, also she's very lewd and because I have a bit of an exhibitionism fetish going on I'd feel honored if she watched me and waifu wrestle sexing. I just want to hang out with her and make her a happy goddess.

>> No.18022914

>>18022900
And the thighs, and the middle, and the rear

>> No.18022916

>>18022913
Ah, you like Tomboys?

>> No.18022917

>>18022900
>She has the breasts of one.
Just imagine a haughty Hathorite Pharaoh using you as her personal lap pillow on her off time.
Imagine her forcing you to use her lap as a pillow so she can give you a nursing handjob.

>> No.18022918

>>18022867
I've never understood this picture

>> No.18022924

>>18022867
>>18022882
How long will it be before the flagmander looks decent?

>> No.18022925

>>18022916
For sure, they are just the best. You could have the nicest adventures with them and not enjoying time together would be nearly impossible. Sure they can get a bit pushy but after you get dragged enough you start to get into it too, especially if you have that sleeping beast inside of you. Ares seems to be the type of person who gives you the potential to awaken that beast.

>> No.18022929

>>18022899
I do love how amazingly THICC Yokkora's girls are. Wish I could see a P'orc in that art style.

>> No.18022931

>>18022917
Forcing? Oh I would be very willing to do such a thing for my haughty mistress.

>> No.18022935

>>18022924
As t→∞

>> No.18022942

>>18022929
Yokkora’s a god amongst men. If only he can start doing monstergirls he’d be without a doubt the greatest there is.

>> No.18022947

>>18022924
In another twelve years

>> No.18022958

>>18022942
>If only he can start doing monstergirls he’d be without a doubt the greatest there is.
That's a great way to get the monkeys paw going.

>> No.18022964

>>18022942
This. And you just know he'd do a super lewd momster doujin.

>> No.18022970

>>18022603
Way fucking late because I was making dinner, but it's a Fate/Apocrypha meme.
Jeanne turns her back on god to be with the main character who has turned into a dragon.

>> No.18022972

>>18022899
Always dick the yandere stalker! Absolutely nothing bad can happen!

>> No.18022973

>>18022970
But anon, that's not a meme.
That's just Apo being garbage tier

>> No.18022974

>>18022899
I love all three chapters of this one.

>> No.18022980
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18022980

Remember, Drag-Alps are best when impregnated with your daughter. Be sure to fill one up today.

>> No.18022982

>>18022899
I would love and cherish a Shirohebi with Yokkoras body types.

>> No.18022984

>>18022925
Do you hear that, anon? It's the sound of Ares masturbating to you.

>> No.18022987

>>18022973
I can't believe the silly fanservice musou game had a better story than Apo.

Then again that might have been UMU making it all worth it.

>> No.18022991

>>18022980
why did you post a spooky ghost then?

>> No.18022994

>>18022987
Apo is OK until the worlds worst self-insert pops up.

Umu would make the cutest gold dragon

>> No.18022995

>>18022991
Please stop making me relive the pain anon.

>> No.18022997

I'd rather not having anything to do with alps, thanks.

>> No.18023004

>>18022997
>not wanting an Alp to give you a brojob
Look at this faggot and laugh.

>> No.18023007

>>18022994
So basically it goes to shit by the second episode? I probably could have stuck it out for Mordred and Fran but it just got too fucking boring.

I see her more as a Gryphon.

>> No.18023011

>>18023007
Welcome to Apo.
It's all shit.

Well, mostly shit because the idiotic writer realized too late that two teams of servants/masters means 28 characters.

Mode is the same species as her 'father' which could be a dragon due to that whole connection.

>> No.18023013

>tfw there are at least a handful of great doujin artist whose styles would make for incredibly good monster doujins, but it's not their thing

>> No.18023016

>>18022980
I'd be friends with a dragalp. My waifu is a dragon too so maybe I could give him some tips.

>> No.18023050

>>18022706
>>18022709
>>18022730
Wait, so is it pronounced
>Less-Cay-TEE
or
>Less-Cay-SHUH

>> No.18023059

>>18023050
Less-Cuh-Tee

>> No.18023060

>>18023050
I always pronounced it Le-Cast-E

>> No.18023062

>>18023050
Les-cah-tieur

>> No.18023065

>>18023059
>>18023060
Well now I’m even more confused.

>> No.18023071

>>18023050
>Not less-cuh-tee-eh
Y'all niggas need latin pronunciation

>> No.18023084

I want a freshwater ARApaima CC mermaid

>> No.18023086
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18023086

Got a nice request of my waifu getting ready for winter done by a cool artist! Hope all of you and your waifu's are ready, too!

>> No.18023095

>>18023086
Nub gots long hair

>> No.18023096

>>18023084
I want to fish the world for rare and almost extinct Mermaid species! And help them bring back their populations!

>> No.18023097
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18023097

>(Fuu fuu fuu... little do you know, Anon, that it is I who am the Succubus that has infiltrated the town in the night! And now, undetected, I will finally start my joyous quest to get you alone in my Room that I've been building for us ever since I was a little girl~ To think, you claim you'll be the one to root out the monster, when in fact you'll be the one to go roots-deep into her! Fufufufu! Hahahahahahaaa!)
Ganbatte Succubus-chan!

>> No.18023099
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18023099

>>18023084
This work?

>> No.18023103

>>18023099
wtf I worship Poseidon now

>> No.18023106

>>18023084
Amazon seems like really crazy place to be in with MGs.

>>18023099
I want to fuck those fish tits.

>> No.18023109

>>18023084
Greenland Sharks are better CC's, 400+ years old, lonely, depressing cold gals'.

>> No.18023110

>>18023103
>>18023106
Betafish Bishop.
Put two in a pond together and watch the bloodbath.

>> No.18023115

>>18023110
I can see this as the new bloodsport in MGC. Forget wrestling and MMA, you see some real shit when you have two beta fishgirls fighting it out for the grand prize of an anon they like!

>> No.18023116

>>18023086
Cute Anubis, but I think she'll need more than just a hoodie for winter.

>> No.18023117
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18023117

>>18022806
Get ready to be fretted over to the extreme whenever you make your weekly report to your demon contact. She'll want to make sure you're not starving from that stale non-monster realm food, that you haven't been hurt, that you think of her whenever you masturbate, that you're sure she shouldn't join you on the mission, etc.

>> No.18023119

>>18023099
>Redhead sea bishop
That's a colour swap I didn't know I wanted.

>> No.18023118

>>18023099
Who drew this?

>> No.18023124

>>18023109
And remember, they’re also blind so you have to hold their hands at all times!

>> No.18023125

>>18023110
Betas are berserk fishes. It would be funny to see a normal mermaid tease one for her name only to end up getting fucked up.

>> No.18023130

>>18023118
Don't know.

>>18023119
I felt love upon seeing her. REDHEADS ARE LOVE

>> No.18023131

>>18023050
I thought it was
>LESS-kate

>> No.18023132

>>18023117
Aww. That's really cute. I can see how that would go. The "formal" debriefing when he returns has her fidgeting the whole time, basically just there to make sure her understudy get all the necessary notes, then she hastily dismisses them and pulls anon back to her private quarters where she dotes and frets all over him with an emergency "making sure you're okay" blowjob to start things out.

>> No.18023139

>>18023130
>REDHEADS ARE LOVE
Ah a man of impeccable tastes I see.

>> No.18023143

>>18023130
>>18023118
Mothilda is the artist I think.

>> No.18023145
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18023145

>>18023139
It's the best color. Better than white.

>> No.18023157

>>18023145
God, put a monstergirl in a nun outfit and I instantly get rock hard.

>> No.18023159
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18023159

>>18023145
Ah yes, the wonder of redheads.

>> No.18023163

>>18022240
Just had an idea for a Kiki who uses a flock of Roombas to help clean. I know an Automaton commanding a drone swarm makes more sense, but a techie Kiki is an idea that hasn't been brought up before.

>> No.18023165

>>18023109
If I remember correctly, greenland sharks - to our knowledge at least - don't die of old age. They will continue to live until some outside affliction takes their lives, be it illness or injury.
They also don't reach sexual maturity until they're 150 years old and continue growing their whole lives, meaning that it's possible that somewhere in the deep depths is a shark that's 40 feet long and has been around since the fall of Rome.

>> No.18023170
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18023170

>>18023159
My brother.

>> No.18023172

>>18023163
>tfw a Kiki is that nefarious Russian hacker “4Chan”

>> No.18023185
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18023185

>>18023157
I do like me some monster nuns

>> No.18023188

>>18023165
>catch a big old mershark while fishing in greenland
>she speaks some weird old norse dialect
>cant understand what she's saying
>she looks scared and is wiggling everywhere
How do you even deal with a girl nearly twice your height, blind, older than modern civilization and hasn't seen a person in the last thousand years and doesn't speak any language people still know?

>> No.18023190

>>18023157
does this count?
https://exhentai.org/g/1150466/17a8f212cc/

>> No.18023191

>>18023188
Gentle stroking of her head.

>> No.18023203

>>18023159
>>18023170
Red Dragons will forever be the best.

>> No.18023210

>>18023188
This >>18023191 nothing stops a Mershark faster than patting her head.

>> No.18023217

>>18023203
Red anything will always be the best.

>> No.18023222

>>18023203
Agreed. Red dragon waifu would be proud of me for having such great taste.

>> No.18023230

>>18023203
>>18023222

Do they have awesome back tattoos too?

>> No.18023234

>>18023191
Her nose is more sensitive. She can sense your bioelectric discharges.

>> No.18023236

>>18023163
Damn. Now I want to see a genki Kiki in a Tron style maid outfit, complete with a hard light tablet that she can pull out and dismiss whenever she needs. She would have the whole house programmed to clean and do chores leaving her to only worry about Anon and his needs. She’ll have the water turn on to the perfect temperature so she can wash her master spotless. The thermostat will always turn on at the right times to keep him comfy, even if it requires sharing a blanket with his maid. His laundry cycles seamlessly with her holding his clothes ready for when he comes out of the shower.
>’You’re not like other Kikis are you?’
>”No, I had an unorthodox education. But, in my mind, the goal of a maid, and especially a Kiki, is to service her master and make sure he is as comfortable as can be and that his needs are taken care of.”
>’You’re okay with all this tech and not doing it yourself?’
>”Of course! Why not use the latest and greatest methods to serve my master? Only the best for those in my care. Besides, I’m still in control and it’s my Kiki intuition that drives it all!”
>’Okay then, what do I want now?’
>”Let’s see... you had dinner, you had a bath, all that’s left”
>With a flick of her wrist and a tap on the pad, the lights dim throughout the house with a soft amber glow coming from the bedroom.
>”Is me~!”
The future holds many wonders!
I didn’t mean for it to get this big. I may have fallen in love.

>> No.18023237

>>18023234
And?
That doesn't stop the stroking.

>> No.18023239

>>18023230
Some of them do from haivng so much battles for treasures and the like, some of them are pretty smooth from training and exercises.

>> No.18023248

>>18023210
She might be calm now but now what do you do with a blind, unintelligible far taller mershark thats now not letting go of you? She hasn't had any physical contact for over a thousand years!

>> No.18023253

>>18023236
just be careful with Succviruses otherwise you will end with an Ki3000 going full yandere.

>> No.18023259

>>18023248
>what do you do with a blind, unintelligible far taller mershark thats now not letting go of you?
Accept my fate and snuggle back with her on the deck of my fishing boat.

>> No.18023262

>>18023236
As much as I like the traditional Kikimoras, I’d love a Techimora to be my maid.

>> No.18023274

>>18023236
>a Tron style maid outfit
I'd hope she has a Tron style shiny latex catsuit for appropriate times too, that would be top tier stuff.

>> No.18023280

>>18023274
And don't forget she is an expert riding the motorcycle

>> No.18023284
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18023284

Won't someone help the poor Glacies in the back?

>> No.18023288

>>18023280
You mean the crotch rocket? Yes, definitely!

>> No.18023345
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18023345

would you a spider

>> No.18023349

>>18023345
Yeah sure why not

>> No.18023351

>>18023345
it depends. will she eat me once she is done with me?

>> No.18023362

>>18023345
Only if she's secretly a superhero.

>> No.18023381

>>18023345
I'm not very much into them actually.

>> No.18023387

>>18023110
Brutal. I want one in a tank with a pistol shrimp girl.

>>18023157
So getting erect to monsters in nun clothes is something of a habit?

>> No.18023388
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18023388

>>18023284
That yeti is too pretty for her own good!

>> No.18023389

>>18023387
Goddammit anon do not use habit puns on nuns. Do you know how much they have to hold the urge to facesit you?

>> No.18023393
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18023393

>>18023345
Do Ushis make good wives once they get past the pelvis destruction?
The answer may surprise you!

>> No.18023401

>>18023345
God no.

>> No.18023403

I want to tase a Raiju on her clit!

>> No.18023404

>>18023345
I hate spiders.

>> No.18023407

>>18023403
You'd need at least a car battery for her to feel it.

>> No.18023410

>>18023345
I would

>> No.18023414

>>18023407
I'm sure that the cops would have a taser made for unruly Raijus, I'd just need to get my hands on one.

>> No.18023416

Monster girls silently watching men working lonely jobs.

>> No.18023419

>>18023345
Would I hit her with a rolled up newspaper until she got out of my house?
Yes. Yes I would. Breaking and entering is a crime.

>> No.18023423

>>18023416
I’m now imagining Monstergirls go to construction sites on their lunch breaks to catcall the workers there.

>> No.18023427

>>18023414
Wouldn't tasing Raijus arouse them even more?

>>18023416
>Live stream from a hidden cam showing Anon working late hours

>> No.18023431

>>18023427
>Wouldn't tasing Raijus arouse them even more?
That is the point my dude

>> No.18023435 [DELETED] 

>>18023414
There’s no taser strong enough for a Raini or Thunderbird, they get pepper sprayed.

>> No.18023440

>>18023423
>They catcall them back
Is that how dark matters are created?

>> No.18023444

>>18023416
>our waifus using magic to watch us

>> No.18023454
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18023454

>> No.18023458

>>18023444
Oh fuck, my waifu has seen me sob myself to sleep last night and how I'm slowly killing myself. Shameful display.

>> No.18023476
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18023476

>>18023393
We all know the answer to that.

>> No.18023477 [DELETED] 
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18023477

I want an alp this big so i can feel up those bulging muscles on that sexy beast. A brojob from her sounds nice too

>> No.18023479

>>18023444
>tfw my waifu has seen me write out my suicide note
I bet she drank as much as I did that terrible night.

>> No.18023491 [DELETED] 

>>18023477
>your waifu almost won Mr. Universe until she was disqualified for alping

>> No.18023496

>>18023476
Do their ears perk up and/or wiggle depending on their mood?

>> No.18023519

How dense does someone have to be for an Eros Paladin to get involved?
Are there also human female Eros Paladins?

>> No.18023521

>>18023444
Does this mean she masturbates to me masturbating?

>> No.18023537

>>18023519
Harem anime MC levels.

They exist, but they're never used against dense men due to the fact that women tend to fall for them and end up not solving anything.

>> No.18023539

>>18023444

>My waifu being happy at me getting regular daily exercise.

>> No.18023548

>>18023444
I can't imagine why though. I'm a terribly boring person.

>> No.18023560

>>18023345
I am a huge slut for spiders and I want to bury my face in a spider butt.

>> No.18023566

>>18023444
>waifu watching me ruin my life and future after finally putting it back on track
>also watching me go back into another spiral depression
>see's me reaching for the end finally
This is going to end in tragedy....

>> No.18023572

>>18023560
would you put it in her spinneret?

>> No.18023577

>>18023560
Do spiders even have butts? Or are you talking about her spinerette?
Because spinerette play is kinky as fuck and I applaud that taste.

>> No.18023585

>>18013553
Why does this arouse me?
I'm so confused.

>> No.18023592

>>18023476
>Still no Ushi-Oni corruption story

>> No.18023593

>>18023416
> humancam.mon
> on the deep web, servers are literally underground, kept by arachne in an old Wurm tunnel.
> hundreds of cameras, both legitimately accessed and succuvirus'd into.
> soaplands, brothels, home monitor cameras, baby monitors, the whole shebang.
> deep down on page five of the "most viewed" list, behind the bedroom cams and the brothels, is the floor camera of Houri Jane's 24 Hour Gas Stop.
> Located in bumfuck nowhere, only recieves customers in the day, and that's if it even gets a customer.

> 300 viewers and rising as each night they gather to watch Anon sit behind the desk in the far right corner of the frame.
> Sometimes he naps, sometimes he looks around.
> chat is buzzing. There's a constant stream of art, stories, narrative poems.
> whereisanon.mon is on the top 100 sites on the internet.
> this goes on for two months.
> after the queen of the Fairy Kingdom decides that the loneliest man in the world deserves a life of ease and caring, fairy hit squads circle the globe.
> The head of the Tanuki Syndicate puts up an obscenely large price on his head, claiming to want to sell him and his unaware fame to the highest bidder, but really just wanting to keep him to herself.

> one day, two months after the country the gas stop is in has gone into martial law, courtesy of the newly crowned queen's insistence to find him
> camera is disconnected.

>> No.18023612

>>18023593
>it's a Truman gets unknowingly hunted down and raped episode

>> No.18023636

I want to put my finger on the tip of my Kobold waifu's nose and watch her try to get it off by only using her tongue!

>> No.18023643

>>18023612
Get out of here /tv/

>> No.18023649

>>18023476
I'd rather have that fox in the background.

>> No.18023652

>>18023636
I want to see a Chihuaha Kobold get her Advanced Lapdog badge from the Snuggle Scouts.
I also want to see a Golden Retriever Kobold try to convince the Cuddle Cabal that she's a lapdog too, and that she should get a try at least.

>> No.18023657

>>18023389
>Nun monstergirl facesitting
STOP
MEA CULPA

>> No.18023674

>>18023592
Well here's a plot idea:

>Well-meaning pair of soldiers go up a mountain to drive off a ushi-oni who has been killing livestock to feed her family. In the fight that follows the female soldier gets the ushi's blood sprayed on her and transforms. She of course goes mad with lust and ravages the male soldier.

>Weeks pass. After seemingly endless sex the transformed woman has gotten enough of a handle on her urges to return to a semblance of her former self, she even got a seal over one eye from a helpful tanuki. Now to figure out how to make peace with the villagers before more soldiers come. With the support of her mate she'll try to improve the standing of ushi-oni in the area.

>> No.18023677

>>18023643
Ach! Foiled again!

>> No.18023690
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18023690

>Today's the day I confess to anon! Yoo hoo!

>> No.18023691

>>18023652
Golden Retriever Kobold is a lapdog too anon, I bet her lap is all nice and soft and great for sitting in!

>> No.18023693

>>18023677
Don't worry, you're in good company... YAG SBARRO

>> No.18023697

>>18023693
>"What did he mean by this?"
>Your Troll wife is walking by as you say this out loud on the computer
>"Oh, what did who mean, dearest?"
>She's got the most innocent inquisitive smile on her face wanting to share in whatever fun you're having
Good luck explaining that one.

>> No.18023699

>>18023690

Ghosts are pretty cute. They would probably get along well with a Ittan.

>> No.18023702

>>18023593

Wouldn't monsters use this site to track down potential husbands with the same fervor and autism that people used to steal Shia Labeoufs flags?

>> No.18023703

>>18023699
They absolutely would. That'd be a comfy friendship to witness.
>Hey Sheets!
>Hiya Plasmy!

>> No.18023704

>>18023702
That's part of the fun anon, yes.

>> No.18023706

>>18023519
>>18023537
Eros paladins fight ntr and denseness
Poseidon paladins pollution and overdosing on water.
Ares paladins just fight
Bacchus paladins fight warm beers and empty mugs

What the fuck do bastet paladins do?

>> No.18023707

>>18023706
Turn women into catgirls, or join a troupe of traveling mummies in the modern era.

>> No.18023710

>>18023706
>Poseidon paladins pollution and overdosing on water.
>Not Caligula

>> No.18023713

>>18023703

I bet they have all sorts of fun scaring human boys.

>> No.18023714 [DELETED] 

>>18023491
>she carries you with one arm and takes your entire length in her mouth.
>hold onto her head and buck deeper in her throat.
>about to finish
>she smacks your ass and she drains your descendants from you.
>drops you on the bed.
>amazon positions you with no mushroom drugs because natty.
>next day go to her personal gym
>Demands your protein in her shake when you finish working out.
Holy shit stronk alps are a gift from the dl herself.

>> No.18023719

You know what would be the worst monster girl? A cuckoo harpy, it actively engages in cuckqueaning and then forces the human wife to raise her young, like how real life cuckoo's work.

>> No.18023731

>>18023393
I got you this gift! Its rape!

>> No.18023733

>>18023706
I could tell you but it isn't tread friendly. You and I will get crucified for it

>> No.18023736

>>18023719
>like how real life cuckoo's work.
>tfw the name makes sense now
I feel like a dummy

>> No.18023737 [DELETED] 

>>18023477
>>18023491
>>18023714
>>>/y/

>> No.18023742

>>18023731
aww shucks.

>> No.18023756 [DELETED] 

>>18023714
You could have all of that without fucking "guy" you know? I really don't understand the tough process of Alp-faggots. If you want to fuck a dude just admit you are gay and fuck a dude

>> No.18023759

>>18023706
That's easy, Bastet paladins roam the lands, seeking out people who are cruel to cats and delivering them for divine punishment.

>> No.18023760

>>18023427
>>Live stream from a hidden cam showing Anon working late hours
>He starts crying from depressive loneliness
>The weaponized autism on Mon-Chan determines his location based on some blurry stationary and his tiny office window.
>Within minutes he is surrounded by girls trying to console him>

>> No.18023761

>>18023431
So then is hooking their nipples up to a car battery actually a good thing?

>> No.18023766

>>18023761
Yes.

>> No.18023768
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>>18023572
Of course.
>>18023577
Why not both?

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>>18022730

>> No.18023772

>>18023548
People love slice of life so MGs must too.
>It’s a cool boys doing cool thing show

>> No.18023773

>>18023759
>Woman gets apprehended by a Bastet Paladin
>For her divine judgment, she's turned into a Cait Sith or something similar like a Felyne
>Has to be rehabilitated in this state to love cats for no less than six months
>Transforms into a Werecat when she's given the choice of becoming a human again because some human boy caught her fancy

>> No.18023778 [DELETED] 

>>18023756
I mean i'm bi so do with that as you will.

>> No.18023779

>>18023719
Actually I think that's kind of hot.

>> No.18023785

>>18023592
I could have sworn I read one about a ballerina. There was one that was about a prince getting stolen and his mom getting sprayed in Ushi-Blood

>> No.18023788

>>18023772
>Cool boys
>Cool things
So absolutely not me, then.

>> No.18023796

>>18023768
Kind of hard to do both, unless I don't get how spider-girls work. How would that even look Anatomically?

>> No.18023798

>>18023657
It's not your fault! (MEA CULPA)
You're not to blame! (MEA CULPA)
It was the monstergirl, the nun who set this flame! (MEA MAXIMA CULPA)

>> No.18023801 [DELETED] 

>>18023778
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.18023804

>>18023677
Somebody get this hothead out of here.

>> No.18023806

>>18023702
>with the same fervor and autism that people used to steal Shia Labeoufs flags?
I’m missing something here. What happened with Meme Labeouf? I remember the whole ‘he will not divide us’ debacle.

>> No.18023811 [DELETED] 

>>18023778
I knew it!!!! Alp fags are indeed fags No hate but I still don't get the appeal of alps tho

>> No.18023814
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>>18023796
Like this.

>> No.18023817

>>18023702
What type of monster would be the most interesting to see hunting? A tanuki would basically have endless funds to throw around and a lich would cause a zombie apocalypse once she caught whiff of what city anon might be in.

>> No.18023819

>>18023759
I thought Bastet paladins just lazed around all day knocking shit off tables and laying on top of laptops while you’re trying to work.

>> No.18023820

>>18023806
His flag was stolen several times by /pol/ and replaced with a kekistan flag. Several of these places included a highrise building with active security guards and a farm if I remember correctly. Last I heard is that they have found it in one of Shia lebouf's friends house, but the window is locked and constantly viewed.

>> No.18023821

>>18023806
He is now a broken man yelling over french fries.

>> No.18023826 [DELETED] 

>>18023756
They want a succubus but they’re no longer the forbidden fruit they used to be. It seems like they want something with drama.

>> No.18023830
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18023830

make sure to properly tip the hard-working harpy

>> No.18023831

>>18023806
Local /pol/ super autists cross referenced flight patterns and times of day to pinpoint Shia's flag and steal it several times, then Shia went on a racist rant over french fries >>18023821

>> No.18023832

>>18023788
What did you do today?

>> No.18023835

>>18023830
image flipped oops

>> No.18023836

>>18023832
I finished writing a paper and then watched anime.

>> No.18023843

>>18023830
Duh. That’s a fucking given. You ALWAYS tip your waiters/waitresses/delivery person, they live off of tips and if you don’t tip them then you’re literally a nigger because that’s what they do because they don’t understand that you make your living off tips and they think you’re getting paid $10 an hour like normal jobs.
Fuck if this was a blog site I’d share some war stories from when I was a waiter.

>> No.18023845

I want to get my big fat cuddle cat into playing vidya for the sole purpose of getting her into playing X-Com, giving me a shit eating grin when she makes a soldier that looks like me (complete with comments about how its nice having me obey her), and waiting for 'me' to bite it during a mission, hopefully via a one-shot

>> No.18023846

>>18023832

Masturbated three times and fuck all else.
Well I guess I could see why some monsters would want to watch that

>> No.18023859

>>18023845

>the soldier she made to look like you dies
>Expect a smug comment from her
>Instead she goes quiet, turns off the game and just hugs you

How do you react?

>> No.18023860

>>18023836
Today was an episode about balancing work and pleasure.

>> No.18023867

>>18023859
Stroke her hair and tell her 'That's why you don't make characters designed off people you know.'

Then we do what cuddle cats do best

>> No.18023869
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>>18023817
Salamanders during the "follow you around giving loud and long-winded speeches about how much they love you" portion of their courtship could be highly entertaining.

>> No.18023870

>>18022706
>>18022709
>>18022730
I could've sworn it was spelled "Francesca".

>> No.18023872

>>18023820
>>18023821
>>18023831
Jesus. I just spent 10 minutes reading up on all of this. I legitimately feel sorry for the dude.

>> No.18023876

>>18023867
>LATER
>”Hey wanna do a suicide run as that annoying Ratasokr from down the street?”

>> No.18023880

>>18023876
Depending on which X-Com it is, She can, although it better not extend beyond that.

>> No.18023881

>>18023843
mind sharing a story or two?

>> No.18023884

>>18023872
Regardless of your political leanings, he's clearly run into some mental challenges the last few years and channelled that into some odd behaviours.

>> No.18023885

>>18023817
>tfw I thought you meant actual hunting
>tfw I’ll never sit in a tree stand with my Jinko waifu while I try to explain to her that she just can’t run after the deer and kill them with her claws

>> No.18023887
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18023887

>>18023476
>>18023496

>> No.18023890

>>18023832
I worked, came home, watched some Star Wars, masturbated, and now I’m here.

>> No.18023893

>>18023872

It's his fault for letting a gay little art project ruin him

>> No.18023894

>>18023887
Help. I'm dying from a cuteness-induced heart attack.

>> No.18023899

>>18023887
That ushi is looking like she needs an ear rufflin

>> No.18023900

>>18023881
Ok I’ll share two:
>the time I had a gun pulled on me because the cook didn’t make the steak as the drug dealer ordered it
>the time we had a gang fight break out in the restaurant
That last one was my last day I quit shortly after that.
Sorry for the blog everyone else but he asked.

>> No.18023902

>>18023843
I never give tips because I make it a point to never use any service where tipping is expected

>> No.18023910

>>18023887
What is the significance of the seal being grey and not red?

>> No.18023916

>>18023910
It matches her outfit better. They probably have a whole range of colored seals to match their outfit and/or mood for the day. Fear the day she wears pink.

>> No.18023917

>>18023872
>Feel sorry
He yelled at a police officer doing his job and called him a dumb fuck, and called a guy racist for not serving him fries.

>> No.18023918

>>18023900
holy shit, is this common where you live?

>> No.18023920

How would a Kiki react to her her master asking her to pop his acne? It sucks having the skin of a sixteen year old when you’re double that age.

>> No.18023923

>>18023916
That would be funny if it was like resistor color codes.

>> No.18023933 [DELETED] 

>>18023923
>4 white bands followed by one purple
>It's still not enough to contain her lust

>> No.18023937

>>18023923
>3 white bands followed by one purple and one brown
>It's still not enough to contain her lust

There's a reason I didn't do will in my EE classes

>> No.18023938

>>18023918
Common, no. But the police here don’t bat an eye to this shit anymore. When I called the cops about the guy pulling a gun on me they were like “he didn’t fire it did he?” and when I said no they just stopped giving a fuck and told me to file a report the next day if I was traumatized.

>> No.18023944

>>18023902
I found the jew.

>> No.18023949

>>18023944
Nah, that's just an asshole. Jews will at least tip five to ten percent.

>> No.18023952

>>18023938
sounds like lazy police work

>> No.18023953
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>> No.18023954

>>18023952
Welcome to America!

>> No.18023961

>>18023944
>>18023949 is right. My family’s Jewish on one side and they always tip at least 15 percent and hate anyone who doesn’t tip at least ten percent

>> No.18023967
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18023967

Big buff dogs a best

>> No.18023972

>>18023967
Buff anything is best. Prove me wrong.

>> No.18023988

>>18023953
The best older sis

>> No.18023990

>>18023967
beautiful, and people didn't believe me when I said dog girls are top notch for swoling.

>> No.18023994

>>18023953
Soft and cute, but god damn does she have some gangly arms.

>> No.18023997
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18023997

>>18013329
Do you think he's in the MGE world chilling with the Sabbath now?

>> No.18023999

>>18023972
Buff faeries, there something that is worse buff.

>> No.18024000

>>18023949

How am I an asshole. I don't tip because I am just not a customer at those venues.

>> No.18024003

>>18023937
Why wouldn’t you use the white band for the multiplier? Also, why bother with the five band? 4 band will be cheaper.

>> No.18024013

>>18023967
My love for wolves just gets bigger and bigger each time. I need a buff wolf pack, I NEED IT!

>> No.18024014
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>>18023972
>>18023990
We need more buff MGs, Hellhounds especially.

>> No.18024021
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18024021

>>18024003
There's a reason I switched major early Freshman year! It's also why I like Gremlins since they're handy and I am not.

>> No.18024026

>>18023954
As an American whose father was a police officer I take offense to that, but then again I've never worked in a restaurant.

>> No.18024033
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>>18024014

I wish there were more buff dragons

>> No.18024043
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>>18024033

>> No.18024051

>>18024000
Oh, okay.

>> No.18024059

>>18024026
Sorry man. We’re good.

>> No.18024070

>>18023994
>Wonderland Physiques

>> No.18024072
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Would you a snek Shigure?

>> No.18024082

>>18023997
He manage to avoid his reputaion being destoryed until a year or so after he died.
Its a distgusting achivement

>> No.18024088

>>18023999
>you will never see a buff fairy bench press a roll of quarters for those sweet sweet gains
I never knew I needed this until now.

>> No.18024091
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18024091

>>18024070
Doesn't excuse her having the proportions of a CLAMP character.

>> No.18024094

>>18023997
Unless the Sabbath has an entire subsection made up of Alps, no. He’s not.

>> No.18024112

>>18023997
Who is he?

>> No.18024114

>>18024094
>An entire tomboy section of the sabbath.
Strange yet arousing

>> No.18024117
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18024117

I dare Anon to french kiss a Frog.

>> No.18024119

>>18024112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile

>> No.18024122

>>18024112
Google the filename you fucking mongrel of a human being.

>> No.18024126

>>18024117
Or what? She’ll do a song and dance and get her ghost friends to hold me down while she rapes me?

>> No.18024139

>>18024112
Jimmy savile
Once one of the uk's gratest stars, it was reveal after he died that he had sexually assulted children all over the country, and that the BBC at the time of discovery covered some of it up

Simce then a siqnificant number of british 70s and 80s stars have been revealed to be pedos, it feels loke theres a new reveal every other month

>> No.18024141

>>18024126
She's got friends on the other siiide

>> No.18024149

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Ren Xionmao would love using you as a daiki, regardless of whether you are willing or not

>> No.18024151

>>18023997
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, he was a nice man. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

>> No.18024152

>>18024117

Your tiny tongue would get overwhelmed by hers. But that's the best part too.

>> No.18024153

>>18024141
Not the first thing that comes to mind when someone says 'dancing frog'.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkjsN-J27aU

>> No.18024158

>>18024153
BING BING

>> No.18024166

>>18024153
That’s what I thought too until I actually looked at the picture. She’s even wearing Facilier’s hat.

>> No.18024172

>>18024141
I enjoyed that movie way more than I should’ve.

>> No.18024173
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18024173

Someday I'll MERE both Bahamut and Tiamat, I swear!

Someday...

>> No.18024183

>>18024172
Dude, Facilier was another over-the-top Disney villain with style and a 10/10 theme song. No shame in loving that.

>> No.18024184

>>18024117
Wonder how skinship with a poison dart frog goes.

>> No.18024202 [DELETED] 

>tfw portal day comes
>portal opens up in your bedroom leaving no time for anything but going through
>on the other side is a mirror version of our world but humans and monstergirls have lived in harmony for several decades
What do?

>> No.18024214

>tfw portal day comes
>portal opens up in your bedroom leaving no time for anything but going through
>on the other side is a mirror version of our world but humans and monstergirls have lived in harmony for several decades
>instead of meeting your doppelgänger you meet your waifu instead
What do?

>> No.18024215

>>18024202
Get the fuck out of whoever’s mirrored bedroom I’m now in.

>> No.18024220

>>18024214
>>18024215
Nice. You saw the loophole I was going for.

>> No.18024237

>>18024214
That's like the ultimate dream for me anon, it's the perfect way to immediately start my comfy life with my waifu. If I'm being honest I go to sleep every night hoping for this exact thing.

>> No.18024238
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>> No.18024247

>>18024214
Probably fuck my waifu, like many of us would.
Thinking about it, what if that happens to all of us at once and then a few days or weeks down the line anons from here run into each other? I'm sure I'd be able to recognize a few of you by your waifus.

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>>18024237
Just you wait. The portal is gonna open on Christmas Eve, and every Anon is gonna wake up with his waifu in a santa outfit sleeping next to him.

>> No.18024265

>>18024247
Assuming we all go to the same city or something, I'd be able to recognize a fair few fellow waifufags, yes.

>> No.18024268

>>18024247
Do me a favor, If I don't have a waifu just shoot me.

>> No.18024269

>>18024264
Even the jewish anons?

>> No.18024273

>>18024247
I would just be suspicious of any man with a kobold wife and daughter

>> No.18024274

>>18024247
>>18024265
>walking on the street one day in MGC
>KDF and his kobolds pass by you

>> No.18024275 [SPOILER] 
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>>18024214
>instead of meeting your doppelgänger you meet your waifu instead
Fuck you too anon.

>> No.18024278

>>18024269
No religious restrictions on monster girls, Anon

>> No.18024280

>>18024275
The doppelganger of yourself anon, not your doppelganger waifu. You aren't one of those weird guys who want's to fuck themselves as a girl are you?

>> No.18024284

>>18024214
Ignore. I’ve leveled up pretty far in this world and completed some achievements. I don’t want to start over with a new world.

>> No.18024296
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>tfw no Super P'orchaco
It hurts that I will never get down with the thiccness

>> No.18024303

>>18024284
>implying you can't transfer some of your save data

>> No.18024306
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What girl would make the mosy terrifying yandere stalker?

>> No.18024307

>>18024273
>>18024274
KDF is good people as long as you don't talk about sex.

>> No.18024317

>>18024296
Really on the fence with Pochaco. She can be cute, but she's dangerously close to the border between chubby and landwhale, and too many artists just catapult over that line.

>> No.18024323

>Anon's job is to be the transcriber for the DL's court.
>Along side with writing down everything is drawing a small one picture comic that serves has the TL:DR version of what happened during the session.
>The DL and her husband find his comics to be hilarious.
>One of the comics shows a diamond trumpart with a dog shoved half ways up her skirt while shouting 'BARFK BARFK' while the DL is just 'no'.

>> No.18024324

>>18024214
Cuddle and sleep with her. I just need someone to hold me.

>> No.18024325
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>>18024306
The one that you'd never think is a yandere stalker

>> No.18024336

>>18024306
Nureonago have the best toolkit.

>> No.18024355

>>18023388
I love that my mind puts her on a snowy background by default.

>>18023817
And now there's this image of a tacticool 'nuki covered in MOLLE with a blingy AR10, FAL or the like. I like it more than I should.

>> No.18024357
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>>18024306
Dragons would be pretty fucking terrifying to have as stalkers, IMO. All that strength, magic, and firepower focused on making your life hell until you realize the only way to stop is to be hers.

>> No.18024383

>>18024214
I'm in the same boat as >>18024284
I'm too close to my second very expensive piece of paper to give it all up.
Besides, I don't even have a waifu.

>> No.18024386
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>> No.18024387

>Go to the beach
>Kikimora maid's swimsuit is a one piece that's patterned to look like a maid uniform
>She ends up wearing it around the house after seeing how much you liked it

>> No.18024400

>>18024387
"And that's how your mother got her summer uniform. The pantyhose came later though.

>> No.18024406

>>18024214
I'd like to bring my stuff over, but other then that I'd jump through.

>> No.18024410

>>18024386
It's like... the day you were born your parents asked the doctor if it was a boy or a girl, and the doctor looked at your mother and said "It's shit."

>> No.18024412

>>18024303
>>18024406
You might have time to stuff some things into a backpack and grab some other things, but you never know when the portal may close.

>> No.18024419

>>18024406
>Not having a 'bug-out' pack ready for the portals
It's like you want to miss your one chance at having your waifu

>> No.18024426

>>18024357

Dragons aren't stalkers. They'll just kidnap you and take you away to their lair.

>> No.18024429

>2017 is almost over
>Still no portals
You've lied to me again.

>> No.18024430

>>18024406
Personally, I'd grab my laptop which is always within arm's reach when I'm at home and my cat if she's close enough to be grabbed, and then I'm out. I don't even care if I'm fully clothed.

>> No.18024433

>thinking the portals will open
>thinking there's more to reality
>thinking we won't just rot in the ground as our consciousness fades away forever, experiencing eternity while not perceiving it

>> No.18024437

>>18024433
The ope of the portals or somehow meeting my waifu another way in life is the only thing keeping me from suicide anon, let me have this.

>> No.18024439

>>18024357
I would learn to match her and teach her you can't just strong arm what she wants

>> No.18024441

>>18024357
I want to challenge that Dragon to a card game!

>> No.18024444

>>18024437
You will meet your waifu in another life so you should seriously consider suicide

>> No.18024449

>>18024444
You stop that. I only have one chance at life and plenty of time to be dead, I'm going to stick it out for awhile.

>> No.18024453
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>Tfw a giantess lamia will never steamroll my city

>> No.18024458

Who would wear a nun outfit better: Demon or Manticore?

>> No.18024463

>>18024458
Something pure like a Kiki or a Weresheep or a Kobold. A Wendigo might be nice too.

>> No.18024469

>>18024429
The first night of 2018 is going to be a full moon. Surely by then.

>> No.18024470

>>18024429
The only liar was you to yourself.

>> No.18024474

>>18024296
Nice Monster Girl

>> No.18024476

>>18024441
In that case, just call me Buster Blader.

>> No.18024478

>>18024463
>secluded alpine convent full of wendigo nuns
Simultaneously comfy and horrifying.

>> No.18024480

>>18024458
I'd go demon. There's something hot about a girl wearing an outfit from a completely different alignment.

>> No.18024484

>>18024453
Here's a (you), now I have to know. Why would she put rubble in her breasts?

>> No.18024492

>>18024463
>Gentle Weresheep nun letting an orphan claiming sanctuary rest for the first time in months by sleeping on her lap pillow
>she promptly dozes off herself
>Eventually he wakes up and timidly shakes her awake
>”Huh? Whaas... Oh. Hello. Oh wait, what time is it? I have to make a meal for that cute orphan. Oops! Looks like that’s you. Hello~ dinner soon my child. Would you like to take a nap while I prepare it?”

>> No.18024502

>>18024478
Who do they pray to, Hircine? Artemis? Arby’s?
>”Awawawa, great Arby’s! He has the meats!”

>> No.18024510

>>18024502
>Hircine
If we can have Hircine, that means we can have Sheogohatter as well.
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

>> No.18024512

>>18024478
Which part is horrifying? Them singing Kyrie Eleison in nothing but awa awas?

>> No.18024516

>>18024463
>tfw no Kobold waifu and daughteru dressed in latex nun outfits
Feels bad.

>> No.18024521

>>18024502
>>18024512
Some sort of eldritch horror or a winter nature god of some sort, I don't know the folklore.

>> No.18024529

>>18024492
I would read an manga series of an Orphan boy and his Weresheep nun in a slice of life in the MGE world.

>> No.18024530

>>18024521
There's boreas if you want to stick with greek.

>> No.18024532

>>18024502
>Papa Wendigo doesn't have the heart to tell his girls Arby's is a mediocre fast food chain
>He figures he should say something when he even catches his wife secretly saying a little prayer into a discarded wrapper that blew away into the mountains

>> No.18024552

>>18024492
>>18024529
>Ogre rumbles up to the little chapel on the outskirts of town, the smell of unclaimed manboy on the air
>Pounds on the door, the Weresheep drowsily answers
>"Oi! I smelt a man boy unclaimed round 'ere! Gimme um, oi need somethin to snu snu!" she says while making the presence of her huge crude stone club known
>"Ara, I'm sorry~ He's not up for taking. Would you like to stay for dinner though? I would feel- yaaawn! feel bad if you came all this way empty handed~"
>"You wot?! This innt up for talkin, sheep! You 'avent claimed 'im, so I'm takin 'im, and that's all dere is to-"
>The weresheep suddenly rolls up her sleeves lightening quick and swipes her arm upward, doffing the Ogre in the face with her fluffy forearms
>"WOT? WOT YOU- you... snffgrr... gaaahh..."
>Down goes the Ogre, fast asleep from just one doff of pure untainted Weresheep wool, as the nun smiles and helps set her down gently
>"Ah~ I really did want to make you dinner~ I always like when people try my cooking."
>Orphan Anon watched the whole thing and is amazed, thinking the Ogre would have easily pounded his benefactor into submission
>"That was amazing! Incredible! C-could you teach me how to do that?!"
>She smiles at him warmly
>"Mmm- no, not really~"
>She then pulls him into her bosom gently petting the back of his head
>"-But if you stay with me, I'll make sure no one ever hurts you again, sweet child~ Now how's about some dinner?"

>> No.18024557

>>18024521
Here's an idea
>Wendigos worship Papa Winter
>Because the husband/father is so central to Wendigo families, he is like the father to all Wendigos
>He, with his goddess Mama Winter, takes the form of the largest, snow covered tree in the forest, because wendigos, when their coats are closed resemble snow laden trees
>Little Wendis are taught to hide like papa winter if they get too cold or are scared/lost and to sing like mama winter so their parents can find them
Think of it like the tree from Totoro

>> No.18024563

>>18024557
Anon that is fantastic. This is my headcanon now.

>> No.18024570

>>18024557
Awwwwwwww.

>> No.18024577

>>18024557
Seconding >>18024563

>> No.18024593

>>18024557
That sort of family-centric religion works really well for Wendigoes anon, good stuff. It also goes really well with my headcanon that baby Wendigos get their coats at birth from a piece of their mother's coat and then it grows with them so they keep it for their whole life.

>> No.18024596

>>18024557
This man has surely been to the other side.
Incidentally the weather forecast promised 15-20cm of snow where I live today.

>> No.18024632

>>18024557
Thanks anons.

>If the girls get scared, they know that all parents have the blessing of mama and papa winter to protect their children
>"That's why daddy sneezes so loudly, to scare off anyone who would bother us, right?"
>At the solstices and equinoxes, the family gathers around the largest tree in their forest and pray to mama and papa winter
>"Thank you for protecting our family and caring for us. Bless us that we have another happy season."
>If a pine cone falls during one of these visits, it means that they will be gifted with something this season like a good hunt, a Wendi finding a husband, or even the birth of a new daughter

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>>18024458
>Hellhound nunnery pops up
>Village peasants immediately suspicious as all hell
>Actually appears to be on the up and up
>Full religious habit attire, the strongest and tallest watching over the adjoined cemetery
>Insist strongly that everyone who enters goes to the confession booth to disclose their troubles
>Goes on like this for a few weeks and the townsfolk have dropped their guard
>They don't know that the "Churchgrims" were keeping a list of those with the greatest hardships
>Under the full moon of the third month these homes are broken into by various sisters of the pack

>You awake to the sight of one of their number straddling your resting form, pinning you to the bed
>Gone is her normal habit, replaced by a heretical skimpy attire of a fallen nun
>A slightly armored black leather two piece and thigh heels combo that struggles to leave even a little to the imagination, rimmed with miniature nubbed spikes
>Completed by garter straps and a toned down nun's cap that only covers a small portion of the back of her head, resembling much more strongly an evil wedding dress tiara
>"Good eve brother Anon, our church has recognized that you suffer troubles beyond your means."
>She re-positions herself back a bit onto your legs and places one hand over your crotch
>"To that end I have been assigned to personally protect you from all your present and future burdens. I shall ever endeavor to ease your greatest needs."
>She gives your member a not unwelcomed squeeze to emphasize this point
>She then leans in until her chest rests on yours and clasps your shoulders, pinning you once again
>This of course, giving you an ample view of her barely contained double deltas
>"You have but to say the word and I shall do everything..and ANYTHING to relieve you of your pain. You shall never worry or fear again in my care."
>There's a small pause before she shoves her face into the nape of your neck and breathes deeply before shuddering
>"As an aside, has anyone told you how wonderful your scent is?"


I'm all for the idea of unconventional nuns. Thank you for placing that thought in my head.

>> No.18024655

>>18024593
>get their coats at birth from a piece of their mother's coat
Does that mean they rip off a piece of their father's body since he is the mother's coat?

>> No.18024662

>>18024655
No anon, Wendigos have their coats that they have before getting married and then when they get married they get the husband-monster overcoat.

>> No.18024675

>>18024632
The image of the littlest Wendigo waddling forward and picking up the pinecone that fell while the rest of the family is silent, then all smiles when she turns and holds it up triumphantly, is giving me diabetes.

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I want to distract a lamia with flute playing.

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18024696

Thoughts on propeller nips?

>> No.18024700

>>18024689
>distract a lamia with flute playing
>As it turns out all Lamia's are master dancers when a flute is played
I hope you can keep playing without being memorized then raped.

>> No.18024707

>>18024696
Horrifyingly inefficient. She'd be far better served by a nice set of canards.

>> No.18024710

>>18024700
>"Raped"
>Implying that's just not part of her showing you how well she can play the flute as thanks

>> No.18024714
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>tfw no gyaru onee-chan who likes to bring you along when she hangs out with her gyaru friends just so she can brag about her otouto stud
I'd love having an older sister like the one on the right

>> No.18024717

>>18024689
>No group of Peruvians will put an ancient evil Lamia to sleep with their panflute.

>> No.18024718

>>18024714
She both looks and sounds fantastic.
Bet she would absentmindedly rub your package while just hanging out with her friends.
Maybe even start giving a tug at your stuff, totally oblivious.

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>>18024689
What if they played the flute?

>> No.18024741

>>18024718
What if her friends had otouto studs too? Would you become friends with them since you're all in the same boat?

>> No.18024744

>>18024732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulfMI9iaVw

>> No.18024748

>>18024741
I suppose so.
The gyarus all talking vapidly about their little studs and how best to wring them dry or turn them on.
Then the otoutos all just taking the chance to enjoy their youth with each other before its back to the old excessive cumming and breeding grind.

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