/jp/ - Otaku Culture

To steal from a tanuki!

>“Oh! Just, uh, sorting the, uh, laundry.”

>>17986470
i want a kiki to kiss me goodnight

>>17986468
You'll have to pay her back
...with interest

I want my waifu to walk in on me in my underwear singing Prince songs into a hairbrush.

>>17986541
>Wait impossible to kill as in god immortality or impossible to kill because shes heavily guarded and extremely powerful in a fight?

Well a bit of both. Both she and her husband possess power on par with high rank gods and together they are stronger than the chief god.

But given even the gods in this setting are not truly immortal, then she can indeed still be killed. But its not a question of catching her off guard, you'd have to be powerful enough to actually injure her mortally when you do, and beings capable of that would be few and far between.

When World Guide 3 comes out we may get a better idea too of what sorts of protections, healing skills, etc. magically-skilled monsters can use.

>>17986512
I want a mansion! And a big-breasted Kiki Matron to come with it!

You think Demons come in more variety than just blue Succubus palette swaps?
Maybe some that are more human? Or some that have fluff and fur?

>>17986582
By definition KC's demons naturally have blue skin. Though I'm sure they could magic up any skin color they like.

>>17986589
Well that's boring.

>>17986564
By god immortality i meant they can't be killed by normal means, like a regular old sword wouldn't harm them no matter how you stabbed or cut.

x is best girl

>>17986582
Fur is only for the lesser succubus in MGE

Somebody help her!

>>17986600
y is better

Give 1 reason why absolute ara~ara kitsunes are worse than lolifoxs

>>17986603
This Raiju is shocked and has no idea what to do!

>>17986595
Hard to say then, we do know monsters are not easy to kill though, and they get progressively harder to kill the more powerful they are. If a normal sword can't pierce a dragon's skin (as described in the jabberwock profile) then the same should be true of a Mamono Lord who is a good deal more powerful than a regular dragon.

>>17986603
going to get her a blanket, a change of clothes and give her a kiss on the forehead.

that should warm her up!

I want my Demonfu to slam me to the bed, tie me up and ride me until she gets knocked up after taking a potion that lowers her chances of getting knocked up.
I want her to act coy as she uses potions and venoms to keep me going even as I beg her to let me rest.

>>17986603
Wow, its not often you see a hinezumi defeat herself by using water.

>>17986603
Someone should call the restaurant she works at! They might know what to do.

>>17986622
Monsters have a hard enough time getting pregnant under normal circumstances, you'd be basically guaranteeing failure even after years worth of coitus if such a fertility inhibitor was used.

>>17986622
>anon and his waifu go missing for 2 months

>>17986613
Don't mix aquatic monstergirls and raiju!
Or fire monstergirle and aquatic monstergirls.
Or aquatic monstergirls and other aquatic monstergirls.

>>17986603
>accidentally drop a bucket of water meant for the dishes on a hinezumi
>she immediately collapses on the floor
>kneel down and press a finger against her neck to see if she's alright
>she grabs your wrist
>"Surely... you don't think... I'll be satisfied with just a caress?"
>she rolls over and forces your hand against her chest
>"Go on, take advantage of me while you can. When I dry off, you're gonna get it."

>>17986634
Li-jao you're scaring me!

>>17986603
Could you cure her by holding a match up to her fur? Or would that just burn her for real?

>>17986612
Wrinkles. Besides that, absolutely nothing.

>>17986603
>*Pat pat*
>There there.
>...
>...
>*Pat pat*

>>17986635
暴力的处女节流

>>17986603
Huh, I thought I smelled wet mouse.

>>17986629
That was the general idea, yes.
Our firstborn must never know of the circumstances of her birth.

>>17986645
>暴力的处女节流

Virgin throttle violence?
Li-Jao snap out of it! Think of the restaurant!

>>17986649
It's midnight, anon. Chinatown is dark. The stores are closed. It's just the two of you now.

>>17986648
>not using the story to embarrass her when her friends are over
What kind of a parent are you anon?

>>17986649
お前はもう死んでいる

Would a story about a boy an an Oni Imouto be a good idea?

>>17986653
CHINATOWN NEVER SLEEPS, GWAI LO

lol bet you don't even night market

>>17986653
>Going to get bullied/teased by her either way later on it seems
>Under the neon lights of a dark Chinatown street, decide it wouldn't hurt to maybe just... lean in and...
>Kissu

>>17986639
Well they eat fire, I don't think they can be burned by it.

>>17986654
>Demon mom humiliating oneesan demon by talking about her taste in cruel, semen-milking femdom in front of the boyfriend
>oneesan demon is actually a hopeless romantic with a fetish for being forced down and mated with by her lover being driven mad with lust

>>17986570
It's quite possible.

>>17986654
The kind that knows that she's enough like her mother that she'd start shooting her childhood friend worrying looks after hearing that story.
Plus I don't want to give her adoptive sisters any ideas.
Especially not the Cheshire Twins or either set of triplets.

>>17986430
Consider the following:
Heroes go down deeper and deeper in a dungeon until they discover a hole leading into a Dwarven mine they didn't know about. Another expedition is launched to explore it, and going deeper and deeper down they discover a society of bugs, like the Nerubians from Warcraft, living below that.
And exploring them they discover chaos girls below that.
And Earth and Fire Elementals and Lava Golems below that.
And finally a gate to Hell below that.
Different societies, cool crystal formations and glowing mushrooms. Think about it.

>>17986653
>A few minutes pass by midnight
>A random customer has the midnight muchies and saw the restaurant opened.
>Customer finds Hinezumi and Anon on the floor.
>Hinezumi has Anon in the amazon position with Anon's legs high up in the air.
>Both of them don't notice the customer behind them.
>The customer just quietly walks backwards out the door, while never taking his eyes off the couple.

>>17986665
Just remember that the more you do to her now, the more she'll retaliate. She's too proud to be the bottom in this relationship.

>>17986682
Well in my warped naive protagonist logic, I'll reason to myself that maybe if I make her feel good enough, it will loop things back around to her being nice to me later.
On to groping and fondling and deep tongue kissing!

>>17986669
My waifu would probably enjoy teasing our daughteru, considering that she shot up like a 6' 3" bamboo shoot and my waifu's still stuck as a 5' 1" shortstack.

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
Got a few hours to burn?

>>17986694
Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Red Slime
Will o Wisp
Slime
Mimic
Mindflayer
Ghoul

Be tbe adventure guy.
Have the kind of adventure that would go down in legends.

>get cornered by three ara ara foxes telling you they're gonna turning you into their cumpump boy toy
>three hours later they are nothing but twitching, ahegaoing messes because they underestimated the libido of a virile young man
I would pound some silver foxes until they look visibly younger. They're desire to stay youthful looking and a good hard dicking would keep them voming back for more

>>17986712
That's why I got into MGs in the first place. Honestly, the sex is completely secondary to the fun I would have abusing their powers.

>>17986694
1 Lava Golem
2 Ryu
3 Mindflayer
3 Minotaur
5 Undine
6 Lilim
7 Shoggoth
8 Phantom
9 Werewolf
9 White Horn
11 Wurm
12 Wendigo
13 Wight
13 Will-o-the-Wisp
15 Lizardman

This doesn't seem right.

>>17986694
Not enough time has passed since the last time I did this.

-Kiki
-Shogg
-Jiangshi
-Holstaur
-Inari
-Automaton
-Cyclops
-Dullahan
-Oomukade
-March Hare

What would it be like to learn magic? How difficult could it get?

>>17986734
It's all rule of cool in KCs setting

>>17986714
Do you want a bunch of smug sharp-toothed Kitsune with massive milk-tanks to be on your dick 24/7? Because that's how you get that.
Imagine it anon. Constant ASMR and ear licking, constant titfucks, constant deep tongue kisses, constantly being shooting huge loads of your cum into "tight foxgirl cunt" as they'd put it.

Just a quick update on the translation situation for the game
All case files have been translated and edited, all that's left is some game editing and it should be up for sale on dlsites soon.

>>17986734
Never read spellbooks in your house.
EVER.

>>17986743
Are we going to see more Mari and Cat ass soon?

>>17986744
Why?

>>17986734
Always wondered about the specifics of MGE magicks
Are there people who can't do magic at all?
People born as magic prodigy?

>>17986752
You might as well put a target on your back and a splotlight on your house for every dark mage to sew.

>>17986744
Oh, I've long since given up trying to study at home. Every time I try to read, Nee-san always comes sauntering into the room to tease me. She leans on my head, giggling about how hard I'm working to learn such simple stuff. She brags about how easy it was for her to become an arch mage, really with now effort at all. And then she vanishes my books and gives me a hands-on lesson in the gap in our skills.

It's impossible to study, I tell you!

>>17986734
If programming is like magic, what would Python be equivalent to? Java? FORTRAN? Mathematica? Brainfuck?

>>17986766
HTML seems to be the basic level, so they've got that right.

Who is ready for the hunt?

>>17986775
My longsword is sharpened and ready

>>17986747
Maybe, only time will tell.

>>17986775
>>17986778
I don't have a license, sorry.

>>17986778
>saving a crusty jpg as a png

>>17986787
It was a years-old slapdash censor. I drew on circles, I hit save. Didn't really give a shit about the format.

>>17986742
>that spoiler
As long as we're all wrapped up in a mofu ball while we do it, I am more than fine with that

>>17986612

They aren't. She's perfect.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17986810
>mofu ball
Y'know, it SOUNDS fun and all, but the number of people who come back from that sort of thing relatively sane is in the single digits.

>>17986863
>relatively sane is in the single digits
This isn't about staying sane, this is about making a few old foxes young again!

>>17986714
First part was great. Second part ruined it.

>>17986863
I'm already crazy, Anon. Crazy for older foxes with voluptuous bodies.

>>17986876
Now why would anyone want those old hags?

Yay or nay?
Would the apron be better off on an Elemental?

>>17986940
Yay or nay what?
>spoiler
Yay.

>>17986907
Please anon, even the granny monster need loving.
>>17986940
Anything involving Christmas and Monstergirl is a yay from me. Ty anon.

>>17986868
This reminds me of a story on KC's website about a kid going hiking with his grandpa.
They find a youth fountain from which the grandpa drinks enough to become a young man again.
They then both rush home to bring grandma to the fountain.
She proceeds to drink a bit, then more and more to the point where she seems enthralled by it.
In the end she transforms into a loli Succubus and starts calling her husband "onii-chan"

And now I want an old fox to become enthralled with my fountain of youth.

ded

>>17986694
Something like:
Dragon
Griffon
Wight
Kiki
Salamander

Those are the cutest.

>>17986775
I'll be sometime next year. Until then I'll keep slaying cute water elder dragons.

>>17987204
Remember that Zombies and low levels undead deserve warmth and love too.
Please be kind and go to the undead slums alone and unprotected.

>>17987286
>alone and unprotected
Surely one of those nice undead will solve this problem for me?

>>17987315
You come sad and lonely. You leave happy and together with a nice Zombie sporting the body type of your choice.

>>17987331
>You come sad and lonely.
u bet i do

>>17987331
yeah but which monster can cure an anons edginess.

>>17987358
Titanias and other fairies, unicorns do wonders too.

>>17987368
Yep. Getting denied milk while a Titania serves you cookies would make you feel so bad you don't want to cross her again.

>everyone’s ramping up the Christmas pictures
>while I’m just sitting in the corner wondering how loli Tanukis would enjoy Chanukah with all those chocolate gold coins and gambling games (aka dreidel)

>>17987358
Any species simple-minded enough to not care nor understand his edginess.

>Talk to your Tritonia girlfriend about how the world is overpopulated and how you think a new war is necessary
>"Oh non! War is bad, let's make love instead!"
>She hugs him so tight that he loses his train of thought into her softness.

>>17987386
Anon you can't just call facts edgy.

>>17987382
Why would a skilled merchant from !Japan celebrate Chanukah?
If anything they'd be advertising for fried chicken restaurants and romantic gifts on Christmas.

>>17987381
Being chuuni and edgy while having a Titania girlfriend must be a fun experience.

>>17987411
She would dress up as the Illuminati he talks about all the time so that they can play out his fantasies together.
Just imagine a Titania in a wearing a full buisness suit with suble triangle eye accessories. She's even say stuff like how she was the one responsible for his favorite artist's mysterious death along with doing way too many ojou laughs.

>>17987406
I hear that in japan, KFC is actually really good. Probably because they use actual chicken meat.

>>17987448
As someone who lives in Nipland, I can confirm that it's pretty fuckin' good

>>17987448
>>17987450
I want to eat out a Zipanguese chubby chicken Harpy.

>>17987358
What exactly is edgy?
What is an example of edgy?

>>17987411
>"My right arm aches with a dark power."
>"Oh no, sweetie, do you have an owie? I'll kiss it and make it all better."
>"Ah...n-no, I'm fine..."
And that's how Anon stopped being chuuni

>>17987481
I guess you could say its basically being really overdramatic but with dark/angsty undertones.

>>17987514
>"The dark organization is after my power."
>Titania sits Anon on her lap and starts stroking his head.
>"There, there... I won't let anyone be mean to you."

Armored Girls are great

>>17987534
Nothing is more boner inducing than watching a pretty girl removing her heavy armor and reveal her 11/10 body.
It's even better when you mistake her for a human under all that metal only to be pleasantly surprised when she takes it off.

Holy shit, finally some new Cursed Sword content
https://imgur.com/a/RB7nt

We finally have some new Cursed Sword content
https://imgur.com/8xu9g8C

>>17987534
Not gonna lie this is definitely what makes me want to go on a crusade to retake Lascatie just to lose after having fought my "hardest".

>>17987561
Finally, looks good too.

>>17987554
>still no Cursed Swords based off of different blades

>>17987568
There are a few, just search for it in the last tread.

>>17987568
Well we have this, but yeah I wish there was more like this too

>>17987561
Its nice, but compared to the profile art the design kind of makes it look more like she is just wearing armor rather than that she is fused with an exoskeleton.

>>17987577
Us swordfags are starved for content, as long as it isn't mspaint tier we're fine with it

cant be arsed to post the other versions of this so here

>>17987592
Technowurm is ready to work with some computers.

>>17987592
>>17987598
Combining Wurms with science seems like an odd idea. Does she live in space or something?

>>17987592
I've always disliked that Wurms seem to lack posable fingers.

>>17987627
who knows, guy wanted his oc drawn. i like to imagine she just tells people to turn things off and on again over the phone.

>>17987641
to be fair KC's wurms have actual hands. this guy's oc had mitten claws so i made em into like beastman paws somewhat so she can have some kind of posable utility.

>>17987481
>What is an example of edgy?
https://youtu.be/veVb4LRtRlw

>>17987563

>>17987731
>tfw C93 is more than 3 weeks from now

>>17987534
Halberdier Succuknight when?

Buttslut spiders?

What does a pure girl’s, like a unicorn or a sea bishop, chunni phase look like?

>>17987731
That blond one knows exactly what she wants. And that's (you).

>>17987740
They start dreaming about this they want to get pregnant before marriage.

>>17987740
Dreaming about meeting her favorite Anon in detail. Including planning every single step of their first date.

>>17987731
The one on the right is really boner inducing.

>>17987755
>>17987761
>Inside every monster is a little girl dreaming of her big day

>>17987773
Could be another fallen maidens profile. The blond one already has one.

>>17987738
Loli Anubis buttsluts.

>>17987731
Wilmarina makes me uncomfortable

>>17986743
>And finally, work for the English version of "Another Story of Fallen Maidens" is nearly complete! I'm Sorry for keeping you wait so long!
https://twitter.com/circle_exelga/status/937578728149868544
Yay

Remember, its all fun and games till a shortstack dwarven braidling shows up on your doorstep demanding your hand as repayment for some decades old grudge caused by your great grandfather

>>17987839
I bet he called her a convenient walking side-table or something to that effect.

>>17987846
It was more that he called their beer 'lacking' and their women 'walking piles of dough'.

The fact that he survived unmarried is a bit of a mystery.
But yes, he did make that comment about her

>>17987839
I'm liable to offend a dwarf for how little I care what my ancestor did or did not do. I feel no reverence for it.

>>17987839
>shortstack dwarven braidling
"Sorry I only go for taller women."

>>17987875
>>17987877
Anon, you don't understand.
This isn't a discussion, its a grudging.
And she has some very strong, very important ladies who are there to make sure the grudge goes through.

>>17987882
>grudging
So she admits my ancestor was right?

>>17987891
No, it means you better drop your pants before the fury of dwarven law.

The punishment is giving her daughterus

>>17987900
Daughterus are a joy, not a punishment!

Spanking is a punishment.

>>17987877
>tfw your waifu is considered tall as hell
>but it’s Japanese tall

>>17987911
Don't question dwarven law, just fill her womb and become legally married in the eyes of the High Queen.

>>17987914
Dwarfs are jobbers

>>17987913
>tfw you're tall for western standards and Oni-tier tall for japanese standards
>So you'll never find a tall girl due to everyone being considered small to you
>Japanese standard small girls might as well be fairies
At which height do dwarves start immediately thinking that the guy's shoulders are also something they want to ride on?

>>17987839
>I'm already married to my waifu
Pff jokes on her. She can have my son when I have one though.

>>17987934
Silly anon.
You're getting a harem or paying the equivalent amount, theres no two ways about it!

You won't have to complain about HORSE PUSSY anymore.

>>17987839

I'd ask her for a bone saw

>>17987950
>front pussy
No sir I don't like it

>>17987931
I’m alright with being taller than her. As far as I see it it just makes her fluffiness denser.
Also makes princess carrying more reasonable.

>>17987954
Zoophile pls go.

>>17987949
She actaully got the wrong house too and I was adopted. Seems like my brother is in another castle.

>>17987950
Never did, both the front and back are valid ways to love a bicorn.

>>17987950
>you will never ravage your Whitehorns frontpussy while drinking from a massive milky titty

>>17987731
I'm surprised that no one is talking about the long haired babe in the front.

>>17987960
Do you have the documents to back that up?

>>17987962
Both are amazing ways to love any centaur. Front is for slow, passionate lovemaking in a hugging position while the back is for pinning you against a wall or for smothering your face and drenching you in her love.

>>17987974

That would have to be some really warm milk.

>>17987900
Why am I being punished for a crime I didn't commit?

>>17987982
Why yes. The Hakutaku and her husband that wasn't used as birbe next door would keep everything recorded.
She would be free to take my brother or my son though, when she is able to find them.

>>17987999
Dwarven Law

>>17988002
Well, thats nice.
They'll just need a copy of the records, corresponding records of adoption from the location you were adopted from, and a check from local and dwarven legal advisers to ascertain the authenticity of the documents

>>17987974
I want ultra busty centaurs/white horns

>>17988018

So you're saying you want a dairy breed white horn?

>>17988014
Oh I wouldn't need to worry about a thing then. Surely a Hakutaku, a Rata and a Tanuki that haven't been threatened and bribed by my dragon wife and me would get everything done.

>>17988023
Very much so.

>>17988028
Well, assuming your brother, if he does exist, doesn't rat you out.
Or your parents

>>17988023
A milky White Horn with braided hair.

>>17988032
Like I've said, I would need to worry about a thing. May those poor dwarven girls be lucky with their next target.

>>17988046

Yep.
Just note that if they cannot find that other brother of yours, they will be back to Grudge you for the goose chase of a brother not existing AND aforementioned anscestor's ill-timed words

>>17988058
He's out there somewhere in the world. Might be in a hidden kunoichi or wendigo village but that's their problem.

>>17988036

She'd probably try to warm you up with her milk if she saw you freezing out there in a blizzard

>>17988071
Well, I'm sure they'll figure out where your adopted brother is real quick

>>17988080
I bet her works in the cheese lands because he thinks short girls are cute.

>>17988058
>Feud goes on for generations
>By the time your great grandchild gives in, he’s responsible for populating an entire planet’s worth of dwarves

>>17988080
A real quick that might take some centuries? Sure. They just have to keep searching. He might be chilling in a pocket dimension or the underworld too, not my fault if that happened.

>>17988091
>Anon's great great grandchild wakes up one day with a dwarven CC and her band of warriors snatching him out of his apartment and carrying him off to the hold where he is going to be used until an entirely new hold is made from his kids

>>17987978
She's been made mention of a few times by people who consider her the most attractive of the trio, trouble is we know nothing about her other than how she looks.

>>17988098
>He doesn't use scrying
They can also just check travel records and residency papers to see where he is, or if he even exists.

Imagine Touken Ranbu with all the fujoshi-bait replaced with Cursed Swords.

>>17988106
That won't do, they already got proof that he exists because of the tanukis and takus, but where he is no one knows. The dude is just a wanderer that walks the whole world on foot.
They might get a word or a rumor about him here and there, but that's it, who knows if they are true.

>>17988121
When will this chapter of Spy vs Spy end?

>>17988121
And when they just ask your parents?
They may just simply decide to go back to you after a while of search as, while you are technically an adopted son, you are still part of the family

>>17988116
Well, wouldn't she still be obsessed with large weapons clashing together to piece their opponent's bodies?

>>17988121
>implying they'll bother
Ye are kin of an oathbreaker, and for that ye have wronged us! There shall be a reckoning in the Book, whether it be you or your firstborn.

Just pay them the damn gold.

>>17988125
When they find my brother of course. Then we'll marry the girl and everyone would be happy.

>>17988126
My parents would tell them the same thing and they shouldn't pay attention to the pile of gold on the bedroom. And if they went for me they would be breaking the deal with the old man. My bro is still out there and he's the legit heir of the grudge.

>>17988140
Sure, my son could be chosen too. When my dragon wife gives birth to him I'll give them a heads up.

>>17987962
But the back is only made for horse cock.

>>17988161
Not since the DL showed up.

>>17988168
The profile literally says they have a horse pussy.

>>17988157
Incorrect, by being adopted, you are now part of the grudged family, making you a fair target

>>17988161
>Newfags

>>17988161
Wrong, it's human like.
>>17988183
The original centaur profile is old, really old. KC has since said otherwise.

>>17988197
The wiki says that it's the current version.

>>17988204
It's almost as if KC is capable of talking outside of profiles or something.

Besides it says right there in the profile, the rear one was reshaped to fit human men.

>>17988224
OK, mea culpa.

>>17988184
But only if my brother didn't exist. First comes him, then me and then the other brother. Disowning is also a possibility here.

But hey, the longer they spent trying something with me the longer it would take to find for bro.

>>17988230
Nope, them going after the other brother is courtesy.

They'll go for you if they can't find him after a couple years.

>>17988239
That would be fine. Good luck for the third brother then.

>>17988224
>Anon gets accosted by a powerful Centaur in estrus
>is prepared to have a horrible experience and be disgusted by her ‘horse pussy’
>she pins him against the wall to d the deed as he is forced to insert
>it’s the most amazing, warm, lovely experience his dick has ever had and he cums very quickly
>now he’s the one feeling like he has to prove to her that ‘human penis’ is good

Gyaru elves?

>>17988299
That's not a gyaru elf, but sure, dark elves with blonde or silver hair are always the best to cum inside and use as an onahole.

I want to be sold as a slave to a CC monster girl.
Bonus points if she's chubby.

>>17988296
Human men can’t resist the BCP

Uh-oh anon! Your waifu has contracted Mad Fairy Disease! It isn't lethal or even that dangerous if proper precautions are taken, but the main symptom of the disease is that the infected get shrunk down to the size of a fairy for a couple of weeks so it can be a very scary time.

What do?

>>17988299

>>17988349
Those elves are for making into personal sex toys via magic, alchemy, and the dick

>>17988344
I carry her in my pocket and use her as a lighter. I have a fairy dragon tailjob pic but too bad it's not here
She would also go on adventures to get cash from the depths of the couch.

I want to get into a dark mage's magic supplies and accidentally transform her tits into lava golem tits.

>>17988367
This is the kind of shenanigans I want to hear about with Dark Mages

>>17988367
>give her lava Golem tits, a lamia tail, and griffon wings along with a Demon’s tongue
>she just says it’s kinky and to make sure you make good use of them before it wears off

>>17988367
I just want to make her tits lactate pink and blue cupcake frosting.
Dark Mages are for endless possibilities.

>>17988373
Imagine her face when her top and bra start smoking and burning off revealing her new hot molten red tits!

>>17988349
I'd use some drugs to stretch the one on the left so damn much, she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards and cum would be flowing like a waterfall out of her.

>>17988396
>letting all the cum leak out
heresy!

>>17988342
What is BCP?

>>17988395
She’d have a face of mild amusement as she starts jiggling them around to test their viscosity and burbling nature, then whisk you to her room to ‘experiment’

>>17988405
Big
Centaur
Pussy

>>17988340
A man of taste. There is nothing wrong being a boytoy/cumpump for baby crazy cc's .

>>17988367
I'd love to mix it up so she wakes up the next morning with a noticeably larger set of hips and rear that she'd tease me with.

Worry would set in on day 3 when she notices that they haven't stopped growing

>>17988403
If she doesn't want to let all that cum go she'd better get on all fours and lick it from the ground.
It's my fetish.

>>17988340
Even if it’s an ancient immortal vampire who just sits her chubby ass on her immense amassed wealth and is starting to get bored/depressed of the repetition of unlife and needs some healing that she disguises as ojou bravado?

>>17988409
Neat. I’m hooked. I just hope she doesn’t get smug and try to rub it in my face. Who am I kidding? That’s exactly what I want.

>>17988421
That is acceptable. Carry on.

>>17988418
>”Now apprentice, you know I’m all for more sexual magic, but I’m having to magically reassemble every chair and doorway I try to use around the place.”

>>17988340
Perfect taste even if I give more bonus points if she's bigger than that.

Those CCs are for lewd and comfy times

>>17988433
I accept responsibility, even if I don't know how to undo what I did.
May grope her rear while she's studying though.
A very deep, very noticable grope

>>17988428
The rare sexually confident Centaur is a dangerous being. You can’t outrun her, you certainly can’t get her to budge, and she has a libido that could be endless depending on the time of month.

>>17988440
Just as long as we can cuddle afterwards, I’m game.

>>17988367
I just want a simple milkmage.

>>17988438
>Dark Mage laying on her front, her obscene titanic ass sprawled out with her trunk like thighs, her dress barely even covering her crack due to the size as she lazily reads a new ancient spellbook
>you approach and start deeply groping her, wrapping your arms around her ass and using your tongue and even teeth to get all in that booty and it’s immensity
>as you start to pull away, you hear her moan in a pout from the front
>”Mmmmm... I didn’t say stop, apprentice... take responsibility~”
>it’s then you notice how gushing wet her puffy pussy is

>>17988455
Would pound till she's drooling and heart pupiling.
I'm certain she'll fix herself soon enough....or the potion will run its course, one of the two

What do you call a skeletons husband?
A fucboi/spoiler]

>>17988464
>Disapproving Hakutaku glare

>>17988469
Would a Hakutaku remain a teacher even after being married? Say her husband works during the day as well at a different location. How would she be with the boys and Monstergirls?

>>17988464
You botched that pretty hard.

>>17988455
Good lord.

>>17988455
>Laying down
>Not pushing her against the wall, nibbing her ear, and groping that shelf of a rear she has

>>17988479
>>17988469
A shit joke for a shit girl.

>>17988473
>Hakutaku teacher makes a stern, professional request to the school board that she should bring her husband in as a demonstrator with her during sexual education week

>>17988492
And then they had sex in front of the class five days in a row!

>>17988487
Anon, by that point her rear would be almost impossible to manage if she were standing up. She may just turn the tables on you and start dominating you with that colossal ass from that position.

>>17988499
I'd like to see her try

>>17988418
>>17988438
>>17988455
>>17988487
>>17988499
i hate being a butt lover, its to early for this

>>17988349
Goddammit stop posting gyaru girls, at least for today, my dick needs a break.

>>17988498
>even while blushing and panting in increasingly exotic positions, she keeps her glasses on and explains in an informative voice what’s going on
>”N-now class, what comes next is called an ‘ahegao’. To demonstrate, my assistant will do ‘that’. Girls, if you are not yet aware of- unf!- of what ‘that’ is for you, I encourage you to continue your individual home experimentation homework. N-now, honey, whenever you’re re- a-aaAAAHHNN!”

>>17988504
Nyet.
Today is the day of the ass

>>17988508
You could get ahead in Dick Destroytember.

>>17988340
>>17988415
These guys know what’s up. There’s nothing wrong with being kidnapped by Elves and sold to their CC baby crazy queen because she’s too bogged down with work to go out and find a man proper.

>>17988519
I prefer a Queen honeybee.

>>17988367
It's impossible to improve on that kind of paizuri.

>>17988344
Feed her seeds and chopped up food and keep her safe inside.

>>17988513
Doing "that" with monster girls is too dangerous. Last time "that" was used on a dragon she started to drool fire while having a really strong orgasm.

>>17988535
I want to compile what ‘that’ does typically to each species of Monstergirl.

>Kraken
>makes her spurt ink everywhere and her tentacles all go completely numb and limp for an hour

>Wendigo
>she shrieks in orgasm so loud it causes avalanches and drives all within earshot to go into a madness state of arousal for a while

>Ryu
>The weather becomes Broken, with all matter of nonsensical weather patterns happening at the same time in one spot rapidly changing erratically

>>17988515
>Day of the Ass
mg festival dedicated to ass.
my dick will be diamonds that whole day

>>17988550
I want to do ‘that’ to a sandworm!
Hopefully miles away from any populated areas.

>>17988556
Yep.
Fat assed cheshires in small skirts
Wyverns showing off tight, toned rears that are very large
Confused donkey centaurs

It would be a fantastic day

>>17988561
God I love sandworms. They’re just so exotic and also ultra ultra cute.

>>17988550
Doing 'that' to holsts makes them produce a lot of thick holst milk and minos produce thick buff milk.

>>17988565
I like that they can shrink via magic down to the size depicted in their profile, that way they can still go around towns with you and such on your adventures.

>>17988575
I want to give thick bust milk to an already muscled amazon

>>17988581
*Buff milk

>>17988579
>Desert Tanuki tries to sell your sandworm waifu some pretty jewel netting to wear on her shell, asks her size
>Sandworm waifu replies “do you have anything in 30ft diameter?”
>Tanuki’s eye twitches and says she must have just sold her last in that size...

>>17988581
>thick bust holst milk
Those must be some gigantic mamarries.

>>17988587
They would be, and it would be funny to see her try to figure out how that makes her a better warriro

>>17988581
I mean, if you're into hyper there is nothing stopping you. Just be careful because she'd be able to break your pelvis by just flexing.

>>17988592
The result may suprise you!

>>17988602
It'd be funny if anything, and there was nothing saying I was her boyfriend/husband.

>>17988603
I don't quite see what you're getting at.

Can sandworms swim?

>>17988603
Stop posting things that make me want to masturbate! I’m at work and wanna talk about cute things that happen with family. Not think about corrupting a Paladin into my own distorted version of beauty and perfection so that she meets my sexual and spiritual needs.

>>17988603
This is a terrible image.

>>17988610
Only when wearing floaties and with husband’s gentle encouragement.

>>17988617
Well now im thinking of Wendigo daughterus wearing waterwings and scaredly swimming and it’s just the cutest thing ever.

>>17988603
>what happens when Paladin-chan starts her own brothel to try and spread the word of god

>>17988624
Excommunication probably

>>17988608
You better be fast then because she'd want to rape you so hard, you'd regret being born in that dimension.

>>17988633
This is why you have dimension door prepared, thus beginning the great game.
I want to see how far she'd go to get me

>>17988624
You think eventually she's going to give up and let herself be corrupted so she can start breeding?
I bet that's how Paladins get corrupted into Echidnas.

>>17988641
>let herself be corrupted so she can start breeding
Hardly any corruption necessary for her to start breeding. The Order might even encourage it as long as it's with a husbando she loves and builds a family of no less than ten with, seeing as they need to get more paladins from somewhere.

>>17988650
Could be fun especially considering that the big, strong paladin is going to end up a big, soft breeding machine

>>17988657
>breeding machine
Excuse you, the proper term is wife

>>17988660
Who says she can't be both?

>>17988603
fun fact she's married with 3 kids and husband died in battle

>>17988663
What good is a wife that won't be a mother to your sons and daughters?

>>17988639
Not that far. She'd give chase for about a week or so before getting too harny and raping a nearby male.
She'd still want to get revenge on you though, so as soon as you showed up she'd shove an obesity potion down your throat.

>>17988671
She dresses like a whore and I can guarantee those kids weren't her husband's.

>>17988679
Hey, she can be a mother to them while carrying the next batch!

>>17988677
I want my dragon to have a butt like this so I can grope it and so she can give me hidden buttjobs in public.

>>17988681
I'd be tracking via scrying.
If she gives up after a week then there's no reason to go back.

>>17988688
That's not a dragon, she has woods.

>>17988650
>>17988657
>>17988660
>>17988663
Consider the following.
>You're a commoner, forcibly conscripted by the Order and taken from your home to be breeding stock for the Paladin Order.
>You're given to a tall, /fit/ Ojou-sama Paladin who spends most of the day raping you to get pregnant with pure human children.
>Over time you notice she becomes gentler, even caressing your face and staring at you wistfully after each breeding session.
>One night you're roused from your sleep by the feeling of cold air on your face.
>You open your eyes to find you're in her arms outside the barracks, being carried to a carriage while the Paladin looks nervously around.
>When you finally come completely to in the carriage, it speeds off and the Paladin starts stroking your hair while telling you that she couldn't bear it any longer knowing that the Order was using the two of you to breed soldiers.
>She explains that she gathered her belongings, her loyal squires, and you and is fleeing Order territory so your children will never become faceless pawns in an eternal war.
>Because she's fallen in love with you.

>>17988700
Well that's good.
Wouldn't stop me from filling her with as many kids as I can manage

>>17988700
>Loyal squires
Are they ladies too?

>>17988700
>Trickster Demon watching amusingly the whole time just out of sight, even lounging on top of the covered carriage to evesdrop
>just biding her time and only making little nudges to bring about the Paladin’s eventual monsterization

>>17988700
>her loyal squires
Ehhh

>>17988706
That was kind of the idea anon.

>>17988712
Yes. You're not allowed to fuck them though. You only get to fuck the Paladin.

>>17988722
Meh, we need some canon fodder to protect ourselves right?

>>17988722
>Another man exists in the same world your wife does
Get cucked

>>17988726
I'm just wondering if they'll get their happy ending too. I mean they gotta be frustrated hearing us banging like animals in the carriage.

>>17988728
SEETHING

>>17988721
Don't ruin it.

>>17988722
Anon, her squires are girls.

>>17988728
>Squires can only be guys
Get fucked, Paladin-chans have to start somewhere.

>>17988700
>forcibly conscripted
>You're given to a tall, /fit/ Ojou-sama Paladin
I'm having a hard time believing The Order needs to forcibly conscript people when just telling the truth would result in manpower not even turning into an issue. Not even touching on the subject of how The Order would've surely learned that making the life of their subordinates anything but good is just asking for Lescatie 2.0, to say nothing of a child raised in a human farm instead of by loving parents.

>>17988721
Teresa, get the holy water

Oh yeah how fun human girls.
Great times. No, please, continue. Dues volt and all that.

>>17988753
>t. demon

>>17988731
Well I mean, you've gotta set up a homestead somewhere anon. People'll come to the village and find cute single squires all pent up and ready to fucking BREED.

>>17988746
>The Order
>Doing anything right

>This kills the meido.

>>17988700
>to be breeding stock for the Paladin Order.
Mate I loved the short story, but lets be honest here. Seeing how prudish the order is they would probably get orphans on the streets and send then to die instead of having people do the deeds.Besides its cheaper and faster that way.

>This arouses the meido.

>>17988772
This is MGE not MiA okay.

When it comes to corruption I want some thing like burning edge but with a dragon.

>This cheers the meido.

>>17988603
>scars
>baby crazy expression
>that bush and heat in the nether regions
Oh dear lord make her skin blue and she’s perfect.

>>17988696
It's a ryuujin or whatever ryu with legs are called.

>>17988764
>>17988774
>>17988780
Stop.

>>17988772
This is a porn setting, not an edgefest.

>>17988785
Good think she has legs, otherwise you wouldn't be able to spank her.

>>17988789
Make me!

>>17988779
If we go by MGE, women who can be corrupted into Dragons are exceedingly rare. A Lilim would do whatever it takes to get her hands on one.

Since that pic is from the Dragonia book, this might be more common.

>>17988780
Fuck off retard.

>This cries the meido.

What did you do to make her this way, /jp/?

>>17988776
The order can't be useless can't be that, they need at least a fighting chance, it's no fun to launch a black crusade otherwise.

What will it be anon?

>>17988804
Came home from work before she finished sweeping the laundry room.
Honestly, it’s fine, I’m not mad, why is she so distraught?

>>17988804
It's worth bullying kikis. They're so adorable when they're crying.
I want to hug her so hard it'll break her ribs.

>>17988809
Just a water please.

>>17988798
I've never cared for that "rare corruption" thing.

>>17988809
A gun and one bullet.

>>17988814
I am glad you will never have kids.

>>17988791
>Edgefest.
Not really that edgy, it clean the street and provides loyal troops ready to fight in one fell swoop. Besides it's know that order controlled cities aren't sunshine and rainbow tight?

>>17988821
I said kikis, not kids.

>>17988809
"I want vodka on the rocks and don't hold back on the vodka. I just want to feel numb tonight so I don't have to go to bed remembering what happened today."

>>17988809
>all those options
>I'd probably end up ordering neat whisky

>>17988809
Milk please. If you could add sugar to it even yet.

>>17988825
What’s your point

>>17988809
Depends, what is the cheapest drink?

>>17988836
Bullying and spanking kikis is okay.

Doing it to kids isn't.

>>17988828
>another whiskey connoisseur
My man what whiskey would you order? I prefer Wild Turkey if I’m doing it neat.

>>17988809
How do you know my name? Where ami I? And who are you? But before you answer that just get me a mimosa right now, it’s too early to get hammered drunk.

>The Pharaoh raising taxes again?
>Let me help you!

>>17988839
Kikis deserve to be bullied by being ignored. Instead how about you get near that beautiful shog one-san.

>>17988809
Gimme your girliest drink!

>>17988842
Laphroaig 10. I wonder if the Wurm would judge me.

>>17988852
Sorry lady, but I already know what comes with that devil’s bargain.

>>17988855
t. lone shoggoth that will forever be a lone eldritch abomination.

>>17988855
I don't care in the slightest about shogggoths. They don't have butt to spank, chest to hug, or cheeks to squeeze.

>>17988868
Maybe if their idea of prime real estate wasn’t ruins in the frozen ass-end of the earth they’d have more luck.

Would you leave your MG waifu in the care of this sweet babysitter?

Assuming integrating MGs to society and the internet goes well, how would Jewllywood and Netflix be?
>What MG goes best for acting/film roles
>What happens to male/female human actors
>What will the shows/series produced and released be like?

Hardmode: No sex/sex related scenes/shows.

>>17988852
>Anarchist Apophis fighting the high taxes imposed by a controlling Pharaoh.
Who would you support.

>>17988889
The one who isn't an overglorified hippie

>>17988883
>>>/vg/

>>17988883
Crafty succuvirus.

>>17988870
They are from the slime family so the have the beast butts and the second best boobs. Holsts are always first in that category

>>17988886
All female acctressed get fired and replaced by monster girls, since Hollywood knows that they won't have to put up with the #metoo bullshit with them. In short, MGs become extremely successful.

>>17988883
Fuck off

>>17988852
I’d rather just kissu you grape Lady.

>>17988899
I just hope they don't rewrite movies that have sad endings so monster girls don't get upset.

>>17988898
But a slime doesn't even have a butt.

>>17988893
> I just want the injustice to end anon
> Nobody should control the sex life of others.
> Freedom and love.
>NO CONTROL OVER THE SEXUAL MARKET
Would you really go against her? There are rumors that the pharaoh is creating Anubis sex squads to punish the tax elevators.

>>17988912
That's a valid concern. Still MGs can't be worse than the SJW crowd in this aspect, I trust they will respect the orginal material.

>>17988917
They do and they control the size of their butts to please you Besides the Shoggot in particular can control the level of sensitivity she has so they are the bets for spanking./spoiler]

>>17988919
>Anubis sex squads
>"""punish""
That's how I can tell the apophis is running rumors to defame the pharaoh. She's just upset she has nothing to offer to society and thus society won't offer anything to her.

>>17988919
>dark demon realm
She was shit from the beginning.

Would you help a monster girl that you hate, even if its the last of her species?

>>17988919
Joke's on her, I love Anubis as much as I love gremlins.

>>17988927
Consider looking at what you write before mashing Post.

>>17988930
If there were no Matangos tomorrow, I would not shed a single tear.
Hatters can stay.

>>17988935
LOL @ you
has anyone really been far even as described to use even went go want to do look more like?

>>17988930
There is no MG that I hate. If it wasn't a race I was attracted to I would give her children but would not marry her and would try to find her someone to love. Being jaded by rejection I would not want to give that pain to a monster girl.

>you share the thread with third world ESL peasants

>>17988944
Even tengus?

>>17988925
Their protective instinct could go so far that they can't even handle men being hurt, sad or mistreated even in movies and games. I hope it doesn't since you know they'd charge people out the ass for the original version.

>>17988948
Even tengus.

>>17988944
Good man. I would help my Hatter waifu’s Matango cousins all find happiness.

>>17988952
Even alps?

>>17988928
She is a tyrannical ruler and you know it, Last night she has you go all night long without breaks. HOW CAN THIS BE ALLOWED IN A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY.
>>17988929
>not wanting the best version of the demon realms.
Anon please, why don't you want your water to be sex water?
>>17988931
I hope you like being controlled.

>>17988959
I'm a sub at heart. I'm bad at taking decisions and leading people.

>>17988959
>t. Apophis leeching off wifi

>>17988912
>>17988899
>Titanic remake gets released
>NewHollywood acts like the version with Leonardo dicaprio never existed. Removing all trace of it.
>Remake involves ending where nobody was hurt, everyone got saved by mermaids/seabishops and all the single men got waifus and proactively dated.
>Jack falls off the raft while the lilim Rose promises never to let go.
>Jack sinks, Rose cries, Jack floats back up, saved by the seabishop and at the same time offers to bless a shotgunwedding.
>They do happily, and live happily ever after
>Credits and Aftercredits scene show nobody was hurt and no husbando was lost and everyone is OK.
>NewHollywood acts like the actual event never existed
>"Don't be silly nobody got hurt in the titanic disaster. They got saved by mermaids and all got hugs and hot cocoa from yetis when they reached land."
>"TITANIC WAS A LEGEND! (that came to be after the unveiling of the world's largest meatball.)"

Now Imagine them HAVING to do a remake of "Saving Private Ryan" AND use the same genders of the characters.

>>17988947
t. Anubis

>>17988951
This is why they should buy out enough land to make their own country in Africa.
Touched several biomes, not very disturbing to any major civilizations, can do a lot of good for surrounding struggling areas both humanitarian and policing/cleaning up all the terrible crime/using mamano mana to cure aids. Of course they’d still propagate throughout the world but they’d have a place to call their own.
Inb4 “eww Monstergirls and black people fuck niggers etc etc”

>>17988959
>best version
>no daytime ever
Mutually exclusive. She can take a long walk off a short pier.

>>17988951
Well, we are going that route anyway. The difference is that here at least it is done by MGs that protect us and geniunely love us. Rather than destroying films to pander to the SJW mob.

>>17988970

I like to see their version of Grave of the Fireflies

>>17988971
Stop assuming that people are roleplaying you shit.

>>17988971
>WE WAS GODS

>>17988970
That sounds worse then the original titanic movie.

>>17988972
eww Monstergirls and black people fuck niggers etc etc

>>17988972
Even monstergirls wouldn't want to go to Africa.

>>17988957
Yes. It is very simple, I would not tolerate a Jinko rejecting me and would pretty much shatter my soul. Thus, I think its fair to hold myself to the same standards I hold for MGs. As such I would not reject any MG and if I did, I would help her find someone.

>>17988947
ESL cancer needs to fuck off.

>>17988982
>Missing the point

>>17988970
>Saving Private Ryan
Oh man, how would they even be able to change https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9Q1cm_Tnw

>>17988985
>I would not reject any MG
>and if I did
thinking_wurm.jpg

>>17988951
I really doubt that, seeing how some phantoms have a craving for reenacting bittersweet stories and a lot of monsters like to" role-play" rape scenarios that might be considered sick.

>>17988997
Well I think is more like, I would not shatter the heart of any MG and if I rejected her, I would heal her and help her find someone she liked as much as she likes me or not.

>Shoggoth reads song of Saya
>is noticeably more timid and trying to act normal around her master with a bunch of little apologies for when she feels like she may be unsettling him

>>17988972
This is why you don't mix 3D and monstergirls

>>17988990
How am I missing the point, wasn't it supposed to show that if monstergirls runned things everything would wind up having a good end, irregardless of how it makes the quality of the movie go down? I'd imagine that they would somehow bring the overall quality of videogames down has well.

>>17989016
Saya done nothing wrong.