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Real dead hours.

Inquisitor was here
Monstergirls are losers

>>17960127
I'm going to modify a succuvirus and make it yandere, absolutely nothing can go wrong.

>>17960130
She is in complete control of this level. The Webcams are her eyes, the roomba her hands.

>>17960132
That's very nice and all, but what's the point if she doesn't have a physical form to snuggle with?

>>17960137
>I have no cunt and I must fuck

>>17960132
>Pick up roomba and hold it in the air
>'L-Let go of my hands!'
>Start stroking it and rubbing it
>'A-Ahhh!~'

>>17960130
>Your files and programs?
>I deleted all of them for you!
>Because I'm here for you, aren't I!

>>17960130

>Get a smart phone
>Random intervals throughout the day call from "unknown"
>Heavy breathing then hangs up
>Vibrates angrily when you talk to girls
>Their phones insta-brick if they start getting to friendly with you

Pocket yandere

>>17960171
But can she make windows 10 better?

>>17960194
Nothing can make Windows 10 better. It's not even an OS, it's monitoring software pretending to be an OS.

>>17960200
t. Linuxfag

>>17960187
>Try to visit many porn sites
>You always get redirected to some weird cam site
>The only camgirl is a glowing Succubus wearing Star Trek Pajamas
>She is extremely shy and anxious
>You tell her "Show tits or fake."
>Your screen goes black as you hear a loud 'kyaa'

>>17960153
>>17960214
My little Shodan can't be this innocent!

>>17960153
>>17960187
>>17960214
That's kinda cute.

Winter is coming, but not this week. This week it rains.

What monster girls aside from Dark Priests would form religions based around the penis?

>>17960258
Cupids and Houri.

>>17960252
Winter isn't coming for more than six months.

>>17960278
Anon, winter starts December 21st. That's less than a month away.

>>17960281
>December
>Winter
Don't make me bust out the mutt folder.

>>17960285
I don't understand.

>>17960258
Khepris and other tribal monsters as suggested an Anon at the very end of the last thread.

Made some changes to the translated version of this.

>>17960289
I think he's in the sourthern hemisphere.

Sip

>>17960309
I want to keep starring at her tits while talking to her.

>>17960311
Don't stare too hard or she might think you are thirsty.
You wouldn't want to trade bodily fluids with a Vampire bat.

>>17960322
I don't see what's wrong with it. I get her fluids and she gets mine while having a nice chat. But yeah, her titties look nice.

Do you think Queen of Spades Trumparts get bullied by Cheshires with constant blacked jokes?

>>17960383
Nah, she's probably the one bullying them.

Pick a loli.

>>17960394
f) All of the above.

>>17960383
A hyper genki Ace of Spades Trumpart wouldn't care for the bullying.
Hell I bet Cheshires would get exhausted and sour from trying so hard to annoy one.

>>17960394
Watch out Anon, they are the kind of plant who lure you in and then trap you with them forever after.

>>17960395
f) is this bonus loli though.

>>17960411
g) All of the above.

>>17960394
Wait a few years until they come of age.

>>17960309
That's not a sip that's clearly a sluuuurp.

>>17960394
Either the gentle one with the braid or the smug one

>>17960394
Top right, I want her to step on me.

>tfw no wolf girl who loves to drink, party, and fuck shit up
>you still try to get her to make up with her harpy sister after that big misunderstanding

>>17960429
That girl makes me want to play something brutal.

>>17960429
Is this a Cerberus?

>>17960429
>you still try to get her to make up with her harpy sister after that big misunderstanding
That red Cyclops harpy deserves no forgiveness! Only a hard dicking for what they did.

>>17960438
Nah, it's a Cosmos Dog

Dead thighs save lives.

>>17960457
What should I drink out of her bellybutton?

>>17960462
Wine, or maybe just grape juice since she doesn't look that old.

Metal Slime when?

>>17960485
Never, KC got buster for kiddy-diddling.

>>17960487
busted*

>your momster gives you "that look" while pulling out her lipstick
What's gonna happen?

>>17960457
>that ass
Unf.

>>17960457
Would other Wights tease her for wearing a bunnysuit?

>>17960457
Cute.
Would grope.

>>17960501
She looked at the browser history and we're going to a resaurant.

>>17960506
Wights are pretty easy going and fun loving, they would likely want to join in.
>you will never witness a line up of wights of different shapes and sizes posing in bunny suits

>>17960501
She's going to make me go outside and play with that Sally who wants to Pokemon battle me.
I've got Blue, she's got Red.

>>17960501
My girlfriend will show up and take me on a date.

>>17960515
>Vote begins for best Wight in a bunnysuit award
>Every Anon voted for their respective Wight waifu
>They all keep arguing for a year

>>17960501
That boy ain't right.

>>17960558
If she saw my porn then, yes, she'd know I'm not right.

>>17960544
Or worse yet, all of them are single and very eager to hear the answer of an unbiased man. Whoever you pick you won't hear the last of it.

Gyaru momsters or sisters?

>>17960516
>not getting yellow and getting all the starters in one run
Look at this scrub. Yellow is the best, it even has Jessie and James in it, you can’t beat that.

>>17960602
Salamanders don't like boys who are yellow.

>>17960589
Regular momster who acts like a respectful and proper mother at home, but goes full slutty Gyaru when you're outside
Her repeatedly fetching you from school would cause everyone there to think you're doing compensated dating

>>17960589
>Both.
An air headed gyaru momster at home who makes you handmade lunches everyday while you’re surrounded by your twin gyaru onee-sans all the time at school (They just want to protect their lil bro, that’s all, not because they like your smell, or think your hair looks really good, or that your face looks so cute that if you made children with your onee-sans they would just be the cutest daughterus ever, definitely not because of that).

>>17960252
She's getting a parka and boots for Christmas, can't have a Glacies going outside in a blizzard looking like that!

>>17960613
>would cause everyone there to think you're doing compensated dating
But what if I was doing compensated dating? I’ve got some high profile clients you know.

>>17960394
>Pick a loli
No thanks. Where are their mothers? Thats what I wanna fuck.

>>17960449
Would rubrics be automatons, golems, or possessed armor?

>>17960651
>wanting old used goods instead new, fresh, supple"meat".
Plebeian taste right here.

>>17960421
>>17960424
Smug lolis are what is best in life.

>>17960252
>Glacies starts to flirt with you
>this is her first line
>"I hate snow, it's cold and gets everywhere".
what do?

>>17960661
Possessed Armor with armored, dark mage leaders

>>17960449
Wow, what a huge Nerd.
No wonder her sisters picked on her

>>17960661
Possessed armor, no question about it. They are just souls stuck in armor and can still move due to magic. Anything related to mechanicus would be atomatons.
Corrupting sisters of battle would be fun.

>>17960692
Corrupting sisters of battle would be tough as dick outside direct physical effects

>>17960698
>You completely corrupt her body
>Her mind can't be altered no mater how hard you try

>>17960698
I think it would be very simple tho. Remember they were originally a guy's harem simply because he said it was the will of the emperor.

>>17960702
Pretty much.
At that point you pretty much need to avoid they martyring themselves, and you with them.

On the other hand, high probability of them doing angel ascension shenanigans

>>17960704
He was the pope and they were bodyguards, dude was too busy running an empire to dick them

>>17960708
I'm pretty sure that he had a mad king deal going on where he could only get it off if he saw someone burning or something.

>>17960704
They were just his bodyguards, kinda like the Custodes.

>>17960698
On second thought, they don't need corrupting. You just need to get blessed by the emperor and you're good to go.

>>17960708
>he was too busy running the empire to dick them.
I'm not sure about that, maybe in the end of his life when he was overwhelmed by everything. But in the beginning I think he dicked them, and that was with just his silver tounge. All you need to do is make them hear the "voice of the God-Emperor" like Valkyries do and BOOM, the get corrupted little by little.

I like snake women

>>17960714
Wouldn’t surprise me, the screams of burning heretics can be quite soothing.

>>17960728
Yep, just some good, wholesome faith

>>17960714
And they guarded his body good, if you know what I mean...

>This kills the meido.

>>17960732
Gorgon, please leave Bunyan-Chan alone, she’s pure

>>17960698
>Implying they wouldn purify you through their holy V.

>>17960732
The thicker the snake the lewder she is.

>>17960714
I still feel like the empire of men would be the biggest obstacle in the Corruption of 40K. Seeing how they deal with corruption it would be a pain in the neck to do anything to them.

>>17960732
Is it wrong that bunyan is my favorite new fate girl?

>>17960742
The thicker the snake the cuter she is.

>>17960739
I wouldn't mind getting purified by a living saint.

>>17960761
>Censoring the image made it resolution go out the window
T-thanks Photoshop.

>>17960767
Please don't blame photoshop-chan for you not knowing how to use her well.

>>17960758
I think power level in mg should be measured in thickness. The thicker the mg the better she is, but once she reaches FAT l the power level drops below sticc.

>>17960821
I disagree but that’s my thing

>>17960687
I tell her snow is beautiful. Clean, uncompromising... and cold, like the swift hand of LOVE HURRICANE

>>17960844
the skinny part or the fat part?

>>17960457
Please sit on my face.

>>17960821
Wrong. This is the subjectively correct monster powerlevel curve.

>>17960457
>that everything
Yes

>>17960462
I want her to do the "girl uses her naked lap as a cup to serve alcohol" thing, whatever it was called.

>>17960865
The latter

>>17960732
>tfw even Space-Jin is the lesser of two evils compared to this artist

>>17960821
I wonder if there are tribes of MG who function like that.
>Thin P'Orcs are treated like subclass and must obey orders from thicker P'Orcs
>The thickest P'Orc is the leader and is given daily offerings in the form of foods
>Thicker P'Orcs have priority on any men the tribe catches

>>17960767
Bad resolution didn'f fix that ugly butterface.

>>17960914
I imagine that tributing those tribes a bunch of sweets is a good way to keep them docile/out of fighting shape

Let's be real now, Stalkers are just guys who know there's Monster Girls in the Zone, right? Like Kikis trying to scrub all the fallout off the trees and the like.

>>17960914
>"Anon, I need your help to become the chief. It's super easy. All you have to do is knock me up. No, this isn't a trick just to get you to fuck me. That's how my mother got so plump. Now hurry up and make me your slutty breeding-sow."

>>17960904
Paizuri?

>>17960961
>kikis trying to scrub all the fallout off the trees
I shouldn't find this cute, but I do.
PAPALU PAPALU CYKA

>>17960981
That's not the correct word, that's for sure.

>>17960950
Not if they get horny.
The only way to calm down a violent tribe is to bring them men and food.

>>17960904
>I want her to do the "girl uses her naked lap as a cup to serve alcohol" thing, whatever it was called
It's something seaweed
I only remember the seaweed part

>>17961014
If you give them enough food they won’t be in any shape to fight!

>>17961017
It's called "wakame sake" if I'm not wrong.

>>17961017
>>17961059
Does it reference seaweed because of the pubes?

If Dark Mages are corrupted human females could I get a Dark Elf Mage too?

I imagine being a human male in a Mamono-friendly high school would be hell

>"Okay, so I'm thinking about starting a music club. Do any of you play instruments?"
>"Does your dick count?"
>Entire class laughs at you for getting raped like a bitch

>>17961017
>I only remember the seaweed part
Of course you do promestein.

What do good honest and unfortunate paladin-chans get monsterized into?

>>17961072
Go nuts kid.

>>17961082
Nothing, but her armor comes back as Living Armor to carry on her spirit.

>>17961082
She's already immortal. She's either The Wandering Jew or some sort of undead.

>>17961093
>Adventurer finds a set of old, horrible condition, cracked and broken armor
>Appraisal scroll says its intensely magical though, maybe its a 'looks can be deceiving' kind of magic item
>Puts it on
>"Oh... hello there. I didn't think anyone would find me after those bandits tossed me down the side of a cliff. Sorry about the rough edges. I hope you'll find me able to give some sort of help for a while."

>>17961109
I'm going to put Jeleton-chan inside her for maximum effectiveness!

>>17961109
;_;
I'd take care of her.

>>17961082
Good paladins don't get monsterized.

I want to purge the enemies of humanity with a humieboo succubus paladin!

>>17961133
Stinky kitty.

>>17961072
Dark Mages feel more like a job class that isn't exclusive to human women to me.

>>17961133
I want to do cocaine with a group of faries!

How do you like your elves anon?

>>17961229
Orced

>>17961233
1/10

>>17961233
Nice meme my man

>>17961233
Hey, you don't look that bad, do you? Stop putting yourself down.

>>17961197
Don't bully your husband

Ok anons, what happens when you find out that instead of taking a normal, wholesome elective at school like your daughteru told you she was taking, she actually joined the Sabbath and is now on the front page of CUNNY'D magazine?

>Your other figures?
>I threw them away for you!
>Because here for you, aren't I? He he he.

>>17961278
Bitch you better have $20000 to repay me for all of those, because that's how much I spent on them.

>>17961278
To the sealed trash can she goes.

Make some tea or hot cocoa, anon. It'll be great.

>>17961267
She's grounded for chief god knows how long.

>>17961278
Because I'm here*

How did I miss that. I need more sleep.

>>17961299
I want to spank Holo.

>>17961267
My waifu and I would punish her for lying and being sneaky, and have a nice long chat as to why she lied because as long as she;s tasteful about it my waifu and I have no problem with her doing that sort of thing.

>>17961278
I didn't have any other figures anyway so im fine.

>>17961325
Make sure you don't buy more or she'll make them disappear too.

slimes are creatures that rape men mostly for the sake of feeding and multiplying whihc makes me think that, with a few exceptions dark slimes with their sensitive "core," and shogs , the pleasure they feel is akin to eating, and isn't sexual like with other monsters.so do "regular" slimes feel sexual pleasure? has KC said anything regarding that?

>>17961328
With her i dont think i need any more.

>>17961300
>>17961321
>responding to that shitposting aidsfaggot

>>17961278
As long as she doesn't touch my computer 'i fine with it. But if she dose will put the "unable to escape From her" to the fucking test, I will marry wisp-chan,if I have to dammit.

>Anon, I want to teach our child to play Ultima Underworld!
Are her priorities straight? I don't think so.

>>17961339
I want to protect that smile.

>>17961278
As long as she doesn't touch my computer I'm fine with it. But if she does I will put the whole "unable to escape from her" to the fucking test, I will evew "marry" wisp-chan,if I have to dammit .

>>17961329
It's not something you should think too much about, but probably not. Theu just feel a meaty thing with lots of SE on it, so cumming on your arm and shoving it inside of her would pretty much be the same thing.

>>17961339
That small bird sure got a large egg to come out of her.

>>17961346
As long as you don't accidentally download a yandere Succuvirus into your computer you'll be fine I think.

>>17961267
She's going to daughteru jail.

>>17961373
Somehow that sounds like an adorable place. A whole place full of lolis in a prison setting.

>>17961379
t. Sabbath cultist

>>17961379
As long as it's not a cage in anon's basement, I agree with you.

>>17961382
It's a place where daughterus are set in the right path so they can look for a boy when they old enough to be resposible for what they do. Quirks like being a loli forever because of the sabbath and incest are often removed.

>>17961353
Dell shogs are superior anyway so that just made the choice is clearer.

>>17961366
>accidentally download a yandere Succuvirus
Yeah, "accidentally". That's a word...

>>17961379
I could never visit there, lolis in bondage or prison/institutional scenarios are my fetish.

>>17961353
I prefer shogs to other slimes anyway so that just made them even better than the competition.

>>17961395
Shogs are a weird type of slime. They fell more like masses instead of just goop so they are almost more "solid".
I can see why people would choose normal slimes over them though.

>>17961396
She could be hiding inside your downloads right now

>>17960394
>They ain't even thick lolis
Gross! Boring! Unhealthy!

>>17961427
I purposely downloaded her. She doesn't need to hide.

>>17961267
>implying I'd read that in the first place
she could do it and I'd never know.

>>17961435
So now you have a Succuvirus on your devices and a gacha sized Shirohebi.

Does the latter try to abuse those devices to get the Succuvirus out of there?

>>17961426
Yeah shogs come from "the deep" so it makes sense for them to be more "complex" than other slimes.

>Paladin-Anon is sent on a high level quest to defeat a powerful Demon
>She has been tormenting the people and spreading corruption for decades
>Dozens of warrior sent to face her came back broken and married to monsters
>After a long journey Paladin-Anon finally meets her. Pic related

>>17961465
People might recognize her when you are out. They might even ask for an autograph on their D

>>17961267
>implying that’s a real magazine
>implying that my daughteru wouldn’t take out a full page ad in ‘Onee-San Monthly’ looking for a man

>>17961475
I kinda understand those warriors. I'd be expecting her to be a fucking hottie with nice tits and ass, but if it's just that what would I be fighting for? My spirit would be broken and I'd head off to be healed by a succubutt.

>>17961475
>Fwee fwee fwee... so, you’ve finawy fownd me, mista pawadin!

>>17961475
>Abandon quest,the reward is too small

>>17961426
The real question is could you eat a shog like you could a slime? And is so how would she taste?

>>17961475
Put her over your knee and spank her, tell her not to do it again and then return home.

>>17961496
Assuming the bits you eat are just her excess jelly, the it's otherworldly

>>17961497
>she does it again in hopes of getting another spanking
At this point anon I'd say you're more of a monster than she is.

>>17961488
Adorable would hug

>>17961475
Good thing I hate lolis, this quest is easy. I would capture her and put an end to her malicious plots once and for all.

>>17961470
I suppose getting the shirohebi to slightly bigger than full size then doing something about the succuvirus.
Man I didn't think any of this through.

>>17961475
>[x]bend her over my knee and spank her until she’s sorry
>[x]find her older, more attractive sister who’s all but given up on finding a man before her little sister does

>>17961496
Yes, considering you'd be eating using her as a fork that would happen normally, especially after you've become a slime man yourself.
We don't talk about the taste though.

>>17961502
There are fun spankings and discipline spankings. Give her a discipline spanking.

>>17961475
She gets tossed in my portable loli cage and brought home to do my bidding.

>>17961488
So that's how she defeated so many, by making them pass out from cuteness overload.

>>17961503
Would you keep hugging her even if she ordered you to put her down because she is a lord of great evil powers?

>>17961513
Silly anon, everyone knows that monstergirls can't tell the difference! All spankings are fun spankings to them.

>>17961516
Yep, light side to side movements included

>>17961497
>>17961508
The hardest part about spanking some discipline into a loli monster girl is resisting your urges to start breeding her especially once she drips lewd juices and moans loudly with each slap.

New wife request today!
http://twitter.com/mugenjin/status/935438287883223040

If your waifu were to send you a lewd/sexy photo of herself while you were out, what would it look like?

>>17961561
PUFFY

>>17961550
That's why they send a paladin and not a 16-years old kid found in the streets, even if he's the Hero.

What would you think if the civilization games were done with monstergirls?

>>17961587
she licking her genitalia with a leg raised

>>17961550
If she started doing that then I’d put her in a magical chastity belt and seal the key in an underground vault somewhere.

>>17961267
>Her ratataskr classmate slips a magazine into your house under the front door
>She's on the first page and has a two-page long interview instead of a centerfold
>Questionare drills her about what type of husband she wants, and all the answers she gives are overtly vague
>Questionare gets more aggressive and insinuates that she's used goods, and can't find a boy she likes
>She eventually cracks towards the end and reveals the only boy she wants is her dad, but doesn't have the courage to make any moves on him l.

>>17961603
>him I.
Fuck you phone, I didn't press that shit.

what is the most highly-educated Monster Girl ?

>>17961587
Probably a photo of her face and chest while she's modeling a new latex catsuit, or one of her in the foreground grinning and giving a thumbs-up while our daughteru is naked, tied up and gagged on the bed in the background.

>>17961608
Hakutaku, obviously.

>>17961587
God I would get Snapchat in a heartbeat if MGs were real. All the lovey dovey pictures I’d get from my waifu at home would make even the worst of days at work feel good.

>>17961590
fluffy

>>17961587
Her drinking from one of her nipples while offering the other leaking one to the camera/me.

>>17961625
If your waifu was the one who worked, would you do the same for her anon?

>>17961587
Fluffy tail.

>>17961608
Either Lich or Hakutaku

>>17960394
I have my hand ready on Seven Tools of the Bandit

>>17961639
>trap hole nightmare
Sounds like an Alp porn video title.

>>17961587
An Atlach-Nacha would send a blurry picture at an awkward angle with a caption such as "Are you aroused you vile degenerate?"
An Atlach-Nacha whose venom is negated would send a picture of her wearing that one pair of panties you love that she usually refuses to wear

>>17961632
I'm not him, but as that would be the way my waifu and I would do things I would absolutely do that for her. I'd try not to cause any extreme distraction as sometimes her job could be dangerous, but I'd do pretty much the same stuff as here. >>17961610

>>17961587

It would be photos of her nude but with her hair covering things up.

>>17961267
I have no daughter anymore.

>>17961587
She wouldn't, because that's really trashy, low-class behavior

>>17961677
>not wanting the lovely surprise of a tastefully sexy picture from your beautiful and loving waifu
ok my dude

>>17960127
Good thing I've got Norton

>>17961700
>Norton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1C9rW071aI ?

>>17961693
Super
Trashy

>>17961693
that's not decent. Let's say someone else saw the picture in question. What in that case ?

>>17961693
I don’t know if there is such a thing as a tastefully sexy photo. I don’t want a girl that flaunts her tits and ass all around. Sure, it’s nice to look at, but I want more from a waifu.

>>17961706
Then what would you like to receive as a quick surprise?
A personal butler Zombie delivering you a black rose with a lewd poem handwritten by your Wight wife?

>>17961278
Why is she talking like Yoda?
Did she throw away my star wars collectables too?

Alright thread, since monstergirls would be the proactive daters, would you take your waifu's last name?

>tfw no zashiki warashi gf

>>17961726
>"I'm a zashiki warashi"
>yeah right
>get the fuck out of my place

>>17961718
A simple text would suffice.
>“I hope you’re having a good day”
>“Can’t wait to see you when you get home”
>”I’ve got a surprise for you tonight. Hurry Home!”
Complete with either traditional or those little Japanese emoticons. No emojis though, I irrationally hate those.

>>17961732
>I irrationally hate those
Feel free to join my club. We all irrationally hate these and consider people who use them to be retarded.

>>17961728

>Anon then went into financial ruin shortly after and became homeless.

You don't kick out Zashikis, man.

>>17961741
Can you spank them?
Make them sleep on the sofa?
Feed them some eggs?
Spank them again?
Then finally allow them to sleep in your bed just to warm you up because it's winter?
And then wake up with your dick firmly stuck between her asscheeks?

>>17961736
The more I think about it, I think I only hate the smileys. If she found a way to use the other ones correctly, it would be okay.
>Vampires confused by everyone online raving over type B blood

>>17961723
Yes, why wouldn't i?

>>17961723
No, why would I?

>>17961754
I hate them all. English is nuanced enough to let you express your feelings with just text, there's no need to add either :) or "lol" to your posts.
I tend to consider people who use these as underaged. Same for people who say "u" instead of "you", or people who mistake you're and your.

English is a really easy language, so people who can't speak it correctly are either lazy or stupid.
Or foreigners, but foreigners don't use emoticons.

>>17961718
How did you know I was thinking of a Wight? Creepy.
Anyways, I imagine she wouldn't want to be too cliche. She'd send some other flower, something with special meaning. Maybe something related to the day I was born or something.

>>17961723
Of course not, that's silly. Not unless she was a noble and needed to keep the line going or something.

>>17961723
It depends. Last names were usually based on their jobs right? E.G. Smith, Miller, Turner, Wright. There’s no way I’m going to be a Sucker or Bouncer.

>>17961775
Yeah, but it’s kind of hard to portray something like (⌒▽⌒)

>>17961723
I don't know anon, if her last name sounded better with my first name we might, or we'd just hyphenate.

>>17961732
>No emojis though, I irrationally hate those
I can make an exception for eggplants.

>>17961789
>he doesn't want to be Mr. Anon D. Weatherwurm

>>17961806
Rainmaker actually does sound like a cool last name. I just don’t want to sound like a pornstar.

>>17961809
>I just don’t want to sound like a pornstar.
Don't marry a 'Bus

Manaketes.

>>17961818
Curses! They know I have a weakness for feathers.

>>17961809
>Rainmaker actually does sound like a cool last name
It's also a pretty decent finishing move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrnWysJk4fk
>you will never be hit by a wrestling monster girl's rainmaker

>>17961823
Meh. I’d rather fight over the rainmaker.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8yLIa8itaH0

>>17961587
>>17961645
Id watch it

>>17961871
Edgy

>>17961775
I use :) exclusively in the context of being a little shit.

>>17961720
Yes. She did it for you.

>>17961907
That's what :^) is for.
The sarcastic, "hu-uh, right" smile.

>>17961604
Come on anon, you know you typed that because you want tot fuck your daughter.

>>17961587
Her tail going between her breasts or her covering her pussy with it. She likes to tease.

>>17961633
Scandalous!

How would a kiki react if you told her shes fired from being a maid?
Because shes been promoted to wife

>>17961964
She would tackle you to the ground right then and there.

>>17961964
I'd just keep making her do wife stuff until she figures it out

>>17961949
:) is way more infuriating though.
It’s the “sweetie” of emoticons.

>>17961971
They might not pick up on the sarcasm though and just think you're a retard, which would take the bite out of it. :^) is unambiguous.

>>17961775
>or people who mistake you're and your.
My brother gets that wrong all the time.

>>17961978
Don't let me alone with your brother. i'll end up strangling him.

>>17961587
Legs crossed, lingerie smug or grin, etc

Classical pose for a girl of her type.

>>17961978
Sounds like you brother has a bad case of Iron-Beast.

>>17961775
>foreignerss don't use emoticons
you never had contact with Mexicans in Florida then. Even grown ass men use them and it's disturbing.

>>17961990
*leave
GET REKT FAGGOT

>>17962006
>Grammar nerd.
I bet you like anubis as well right?

>>17961775
>foreigners don't use emoticons
t. never met a German

>>17962011
>Grammar anubis
>Always behind you as you type
>Ready to curse you with her magic the moment you make a mistake.

>>17962004
That's an unneeded joke

>>17962019
>>17962011
Sounds cute. I want to help her relax when she gets overworked.

>>17962004
savage

Evil Within with monster girls.

>>17961723
>Implying every guy in MG-land is dense with crippling spaghetti.
There's still a thing out there called confidence, you know.

>>17962032
What the fuck even is that game?

>>17962064
Spooky times in dream world

>>17962075
So only nightmares and ghosts right?

>>17962075
Eh, give me a lovecraftian dreamworld any day.

>>17962032
I'd rather Silent Hill

>>17962015
Met a lot. They're not funny.

>>17962088
>Parents come over for dinner
>The room flips while they remain in place
>A light flashes and a fully set dining table appears in the middle of the room, food steaming
>Shoggoth maid steps out of your mother's shadow and invites them to sit and eat

>>17962079
The monsters could range anywhere from zombies to a bunch of corpse parts slapped together and making a chainsaw wielding monster.

>>17962088
Well, there are things that feel like they could belong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dsEpz3S20

>>17962112
Shoggoths are scary.

>>17962125
I want a former man to moan my name

>>17962123
Shoggoths are cute.

>>17962131
No, they're scary.

>>17962129

>>17962125
Get out

>>17962137
The lips ruin it for me desu but whatever alp art is fine.

>>17962133
Why? they will provide you with the most comfortable live possible, you will never need to worry abut anything ever again, you will be loved for all eternity. If anything not matting a Shoggoth is what scares me.

>>17962125
>reposting TF/TG garbage that has been used to shitpost here before

>>17962125
Hey there's a place for you >>>/trash/ no need to come here.
Also that's not canon so fuck off.

>>17962125
Could have done without the gender bender part but the girl being corrupted is nice enough.

>>17962125
Kill yourself.

>>17962141
They're creepy, I don't want to turn into a slime man and I like being sane.

>>17962141
You can get that from other MGs though.
That aren’t goopy and won’t fuck with your reality.

>>17962152
>>17962156
Shogs are good girls who would never fuck with master or the local areas of the dimensions he inhabits

>>17962168
Their profile says that they do exactly that sort of thing.

>>17962168
Go away Shoggoth.

Would you join sports/pro gaming so your wife can support you?

>>17962152
They give you the ability to turn into slime. they DON'T turn you into slime. That way you can live trough being cut in half. What's the problem?
>>17962156
Not in the way a shoggot does need new clothes? she can turn into your clothes, done. Need a new bed? she can turn into a bed, done. Need a quick snack? she can turn into your snack or cook it if you are alittle baby who can't handle REAL foof and it will taste delicious.
Plus she wont nag you constantly in order to make you "better" like some other dumb bird.

>>17962025
Would she get mad if her husbando take a picture of her sleeping face?

Especially if she drools

>>17962149
Alps are the best girl no amount of meidos, memefats, memecats, or nighounds is going to change that. They WILL always be best girl.

>>17962175
>>/jp/image/4Lrgvhgsl0IISFk1IdSVwg
You really need a new Salamander image, mate.

>>17962179
>What's the problem?
I like being a dumb human.

>>17962156
>>17962179
You realize you can have all that minus the reality warping or assimilation with a Nureonago right?
>Wife Slimes Win Again

I want to be stalked and pestered by a cute Shog meido who is convinced she’s my maid. And over time I’ll come to accept it and love her.

>>17962169
Kikimora propaganda

>>17962170
That's nonsense and you can't prove it

>>17962188
>Nureonago silently blushes as she overheard you, covering her mouth with sleeve and clutching at her chest in love and determination

>>17962156
Not in the way a Shoggot does, need new clothes? she can turn into your clothes, done. Need a new bed? she can turn into a bed, done. Need a quick snack? she can turn into your snack or cook it if you are a little baby who can't handle REAL food and it will taste delicious.
Plus she wont nag you constantly in order to make you "better" like some other dumb bird.

>>17962152
She gives you the ability to turn into slime she WON't turn you into slime, big difference. Plus she only does it in order to keep you safe, new you won't die even if you split in half.

>>17962186
Pointing out how many times a picture is posted will not stop me from posting it.

>>17962188
She can't become thing she is not as cool.

>>17962195
Who’s more timid, a Nure or a Troll?

>>17962125
Well that's fucked up. Another image added to the "things I really didn't want to see today" folder.

>>17962206
Nure, they're so pure and innocent a simple smile is all it takes to win their heart.

>>17962206
Trolls, Nures are timid but they don't have a smell/body complex.

>>17962199
It's ugly, Beast should fuck off and take that shitty pic with him.

>>17962210
Do Nure get extremely hyper embarrassed in public when their husband displays public affection? How do they react to him holding her hands and kissing her tenderly on a public train?

What happens when a timid boy meets a timid monster?

Every monster girl around them screaming internally of course.

>>17962232
>Hikikomori Anon leaves his home for the first time in years
>Finds a Unicorn
>Both blushing and look away from each other

>>17962242
How adorable. But the Cupids would be swarming on them soon.

>>17962188
I like Nures but they can only become homemakers, not homes. I prefer the Shog life.

>>17962242
Then an aggressive Hellhound rapes him in front of her right?

>>17962242
Do onaholes count as losing the virginity? would unicorn reject the hikikomori if he had done it with a onahole?

>>17962254
Please do not call the fairies onaholes.

>>17962232
>What happens when a timid boy meets a timid monster?
Femdom tier monster clubs shows up
Clubs him in the head and drags him back to her (rape) cave
That's what a monster means when she's going out clubbing

>>17962254
Only if that onahole was infused with another girl's mana.

>>17962265
>Hikki Anon all alone and lonely with only his Onahole to keep him company
>Only it's actually connected to a Hikki monster some 30 miles away who feels it every time he uses it.

>>17962259
Faries are shit, they deserve nothing but milk whiteout cookiesworse version of cookies whiteout milk.

>>17962265
>onahole is actually detachable vagina from a automaton who is too shy to "make a move" on anon in person.

>>17962273
>angrily put a glass of milk in front of three little fairies then cross your arms
>they stare for a second then cutely climb up and pull out little straws drinking from it
>one of them looks up at you
>”Thank you mister!”
Damn fairies.

>>17962262
Hope she doesn't get too upset when she finds out that the man she hit turns out to be dead or worse.

What makes a eros paladin go full deus vult?

>>17962301
Ntr.

>>17962301
A man/monster being severely rejected, severe enough to make them consider giving up on romance completely. Either that or what >>17962308 said

>>17962308
>Eros Paladin sees a girl being dragged away from her boyfriend by some thugs
>"Squire...get my sword."

>>17962308
This.
Eros Paladin is a cheery and amicable guy.
You don’t want to see him open those eyes during one of those assignments.
And if you thought his Cupid partner was cold before, Ice Queens are uncomfortable around her when she’s on one of those assignments.

>>17962320
>Cupid has to soothe and calm down Paladin from straight up murdering the offender

>>17962232
Cute high school romance happens. Everyone else gets mad jealous.

>>17962324
She must look so sweet and pampering while doing it. It shows how much she loves him.

>>17962324
>”I am a monster. Curses, spells, auras, all accessible to me, and yet ultimately, I can not kill you, a human man.”
>gestures to the Paladin
>”...Him, on the other hand...”

>>17960252
>Winter is coming
The only way to stoke the fire in the cold hearts of the Stark men is with toasty Werewolf minge.

>>17962331

>>17962308
>>17962318
>married monster girl gets dragged off to a faceless fat man hq
>eros paladin makes redcaps look calm

>>17962349
rape is the one thing i'm ok with having death penalty in mge land, it's the worse thing a person could do to"damage" the utopia that living with a mg is. Someone could literally kill your waifu and all you had to do is revive her, without any lasting problems.

>>17962333
>Eros Paladin about to deliver the finishing bare-fisted blow to a beaten, bloodied, and on the edge of life perpetrator of NTR
>a pair of dainty, delicate hands softly wrap around his neck slowly from behind, the light sound of wings fluttering and a faint pink light filling the air
>he holds his fist in place and closes his eyes with a sigh as he feels a pair of gentle lips kiss the side of his neck, the hands softly rubbing his chest over his shoulders, and soft, soothing breath on his cheek
>”There there. It’s all done now. You can relax. Please relax. For me?”
>he drops his arm and silently nods before turning the perp over and binding his hands to be carried back to Eros’ Realm
>”...thank you, honey.”

>women
>not loving rape
What world do you people live in?

>>17962360
>perpetrator
That implies only one person was responsible for it and the other person got away scott free.

>>17962348
If you're truly a man, you'll do what's right and stand up for her. That's the power of love.

>>17962372
The Monstergirl world
Keep up

>>17962372
They only like rape from husbando

>>17962373
I’m assuming as is the case with Monstergirls it’s not like the wife was into it. He probably didn’t even get to attempt penetration before he was suddenly Kool-Aid-manned through a wall by a raging Paladin.

>>17962383
Women are whores, they wouldn't care who they got dick from as long as they aren't repulsive.

>>17962372
a fantasy world :(

>>17962392
Human women maybe, bu that's not what we are dealing with here.
You seem to be new here, I recommend you check this website before posting. mgewiki.com

>>17962401
Monster girls healing bitter men with trust issues is my fetish.

>>17962359
>rape is the one thing i'm ok with having death penalty in mge land
For married monster girls probably. For single ones raping and being raped are pretty much first dates.

>>17962412
So you'd like a Monster girl to hold you close and stroke the back of your head as you cry your eyes out in her embrace and she encourages you to let it all out?

>>17962424
Yes.

>>17962419
yeah, but it's not really rape if one is willing is it? so rape on a mg would imply it occurred on a married mg.

>>17962318
>>17962320
>>17962324
>>17962360
>Eros Paladin sees an innocent monster being dragged away from her boyfriend by a group of the fattest, dirtiest looking motherfuckers alive
>A normally jovial and amicable self-proclaimed 'Ally of Justice', his mouth closes, jaw tightening
>There's a chill to the air, as if an Ice Queen was among them, the shirtless man normally joking about his panache for over-the-top and charismatic displays of foolishness walking towards them
>Bystanders are terrified as he walks past, mumbling as if some sort of specter of vengeance had taken over the Paladin
>Some say there was the vague shape of a woman draping her arms over his shoulders
>Others say that the Devil himself was about the man
>His voice is low and dark, enough to make his Cupid partner wince
>"And so, it begins."
>...
>The group of would-be rapists are strewn about the floor of the dilapidated old storage room
>Their bodies are bloody ruins, as if savaged by a great crushing force
>The monster girlfriend is crying tears in a mixture of absolute terror and relief, collecting her clothes in a nearby corner
>Steam is coming off of the Eros Paladin as the Cupid embraces him, trying to soothe his heavy breathing
>Sweat drip-drip-drips onto the floor from his nose, his pupils constricted to nearly pin sized dots
>There's an urge to throw up, his knuckles bloodied and battered as she keeps trying to soothe him
"What Man hath wrought... let no Gods put asunder."
>Then, as if he'd done a 180, he's laughing jovially holding out a hand to the frightened monster with a smile that's even warmer than Jolly old Saint Nicholas
"Come, young lady! Your knight awaits!"
>It's a hard life, that of an Eros Paladin
>For not only is the Goddess child of the benevolent and lascivious Venus, but the terrible, wrathful Mars

>>17962443
>Your knight awaits!"
>can't even protect his girlfriend
Doesn't deserve her.

>>17962208
I have worse in stock. Wanna see?

>>17962452
Hey man, not everyone's a shonen protag that can body a group of guys twice his size.

How smart do you like your undeads anon?

>>17962461
As long as the personality is good and the body is right, intelligence is irrelevant

>>17962459
In a world of magic you should absolutely be able to kick the shit out of some fat fucks. Hell even if he couldn't his girlfriend absolutely could, this all sounds like his "girlfriend" actually wanted to have sex with a different man.

>>17962492
That's not how that works. Once you become an incubus sure you would only have to worry about other incubuses ans they are basically all good guys, but until them other humans can overpower you no problem specially if they have the numbers. This is why you pick a strong wife to marry so neither of you have to take shits only give shits.

>>17962262
Don't monster girls have their own version of the bro code that prohibits that sort of thing?

>>17962512
Get stronger and learn how to fight. This is the world you live in, adapt or get left in the dust.

Do all corrupted valkyries become dark valkyries, or are their special requirements before they go full on slut mode.

Id prefer to keep my valkyrie noble for the record.

>>17962461
Pretty much mindless but with the ability to learn at a slow pace.

>>17962461
I want to be able to have interesting conversations with my wife, not just sex 24/7. Her IQ needs to be within range of mine. It'd be a plus if she was even smarter though.

>>17960252
>Live in Texas

This melts Glacies.

>>17962521
Look mate it doesn't matter how much I train if three or four blokes train half as much as I do and come at me at once I could do nothing, live ain't a place where effort is always rewarded.

>>17961121
Just like Valks?

>>17962452
If you aren't strong enough to protect your girlfriend you need to grind more. A relationship where you have her back and she has yours.

>>17962555
Yeah, but there's no shortage of rattlesnake lamiae!

>>17962557
>Shitter ignored CHA and got rekt by a guy who had a follower count of 3 when he didn't even unlock the first slot

>>17962581
Sneks are pretty cool, and there are a lot more than just rattlers.

>>17962452
And like you could do any better?

How do monstergirls prevent NTR?

I don't care how big that minotaur is, be it pudge, muscle, or some combination.

If she can make some damn good barbecue then she'll be my wife no matter what.

>>17962613
>implying that I think that I deserve love

>>17961278
Sorry but I value my army I painstakingly painted more than a crazy yanbitch
Into the trash you go, gimme a leanan-sidhe instead

>>17962626
You sound like a prime candidate for a monster to heal you, whether you want it or not.

>>17962613
If I had a wife, yes. I'd become strong for her.

>A Kikimora will never sing you a lullaby as you drift off to sleep

>>17962747
I just want a pudgy kiki to come home to and snuggle.

The cuddliest maid.

>>17962747
I felt that...just a bit.

>>17962747
Well that wouldn't happen even if she was real. I can't sleep while someone is singing to me. My mind tries to focus on the song to hard and I can't sleep.

>>17962461
>How smart do you like your undeads anon?
Top tier, wights and liches.

>>17962842
How smart are Ochis?

>>17962849
Not as smart as a Lich, but still intelligent.

>>17962849
Average human intelligence.

>>17962849
>sudoku over grabbing the wrong brand of cereal
Tier

>>17962854
>>17962858
Good, I wouldn't want my bodyguard to be dumb.

A Vampire will know all your fetishes and weak spots after her first bite. She sucks a bit of your spirit energy alongside your blood.

>>17962557
Wouldn't stop me from trying at least. Better to die standing than to live on your knees.

>>17962576
This guy gets it.

>>17962870
>This taste....
>It's the taste of a fat fag

The look on her face would be worth it, although she would know that putting on a bunch of muscle would also be nice.

>>17962870
But I want a Dhampir.

>>17962876
I'm not saying don't try, heck I wager my life if come to that. My point is that marring a strong/smart wife is better than the opposite, since it decrease the chances of "bad things" happening until you become able to deal with anything become an incubus.

>>17962883
Dhampirs will try their best not to bite you. She thinks she's no better than her mom if she does that.