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All I want for Christmas is a Japanese girlfriend.

>> No.1795305

But you fapped to CP, enjoy your coal.

>> No.1795311

>>1795305
loli isn't cp.

>> No.1795316
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>> No.1795323

>>1795305
You're not getting coal. In fact you won't get anything at all. Also, elaborate troll, stop being naive, sage, etc.

>> No.1795335

real life experience here:

I was inspired by all the TV drama and romance stories to find a really traditional japanese girl. I ended up with one, she's beautiful, submissive and totally obedient.

It was great at first, I felt like a man, she cooks, cleans and basicly satisfies your every needs. She wouldn't talk back or even defend her self if you beat her.

After about 2 month, I start to get really sick to the obedience and submissiveness of that girl. I asked her, "why wouldn't you fight back?" she said because she loves me. At that point, unknown rage erupted within me, I slapped her silly. She was crying, but still kneeling infront of me.

It broke my heart, I apologized and comforted her for the rest of the day. I told her, this is not working out, she's too good for me, too gentle and loving for me. ( i didn't have the heart to tell her that I need a girl to be more than a loyal servant...) She cried through the night till the next morning. Sad I was, but still determined . I left her. We hardly talk now.

If you want to find a "pure" girl it's not within your grasp, make sure it's really what you want. Even if you think obedience is heavenly, after a while you'll get bored with it. Think through before you ruin some girl's life.

>> No.1795357

>>1795316

At least my career hasn't ruined because I was caught smoking underage, Ai.

>> No.1795360

>>1795335

Reversefag here, I'd love that. I'm a Dom mind you, she sounds cute.

>> No.1795365

>>1795335
whaaaaaa
sounds like you are just a fucking douchebag.

>> No.1795367

>>1795335
>>1795360
Why are you people posting here?

>> No.1795369

>>1795335
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I hate you. Can you give me the contact info of that girl so I can treat her right?

>> No.1795371
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1795371

Just according to keikaku!

>> No.1795388

At least i also want a japanese girlfriend
OP, but not always she is beauti and cool like in Anime, it's rare

>> No.1795404

I'm afraid to admit to myself I'd prefer a Japanese girl. Still kind of in denial about the whole weeaboo thing.

>> No.1795423

>>1795404
It's alright, you're among your own kind here. You can admit your preference without fear.

>> No.1795432

All i want is some sharks with friggin laserbeams attached to their heads!

>> No.1795435

Have you seen some of the idol threads posted here? Japanese girls are ugly.

>> No.1795437

>>1795404
It's normal for ugly fat white guys to tap beautiful Asian girls.

>> No.1795444

COALGUYS FOR CHRISTMAS

>> No.1795449

>>1795335
Old pasta is old and shitty.

>> No.1795451

OP's picture is some Taiwanese star. NIHONJIN JA ARIMASEN

>> No.1795453

>>1795437
I'm not fat. Can I work it on just the ugly?

>> No.1795455

>>1795451
糖果
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7IV8nVPXU

>> No.1795468

>>1795437

Every time I see a white guy/asian girl pair, the white guy is always extremely douchey and normalfag looking. Like: spiky blonde hair, tight shirt, vaguely fit.

>> No.1795469

my wife is japanese. News flash, if you date someone just because they're japanese and not for the person you're going to wake up one day and realize how fucking stupid you've been.

that stereotype regarding submission pre-dates the current culture thankfully.

>> No.1795482

>>1795469
So why did you marry a Japanese girl?

>> No.1795501

>>1795469
>News flash, if you date someone just because of their looks and not for the person you're going to wake up one day and realize how fucking stupid you've been.
Fixed, I think.

>> No.1795506

>>1795482
met her many years ago and we became really good friends -> dated -> married etc usual

>> No.1795515

>>1795469
Do you expect us to believe that your weeabooism had nothing to do with you dating a Japanese girl?

>> No.1795519

>>1795515
think what you want no difference to me eh

>> No.1795522

>>1795357
what career

>> No.1795525

I'd rather not have a girlfriend.
I have no money to spend on such futile things.
Instead, I'll but food.
Food will never be annoying if you can cook.
Women will.

>> No.1795528

>>1795469
I don't think you have a wife. Enjoy your hand, alone.

>> No.1795569

>>1795301
You know, I keep thinking, if one is dollfaced like that she could get away with anything. Seriously, she could commit a murder in public and not be held responsible because she is just so cute.

Would be kind of crazy to be like that. It's like having a superpower, really.

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> that stereotype regarding submission pre-dates the current culture thankfully.
I'M SORRY BUT YOU'RE WRONG
MAI WAIFU IS A PURE AND OBEDIENT YOUNG WOMAN

>> No.1795588

>>1795569
She looks like a freak of nature, she'd be arrested just for that.

>> No.1795592

>>1795569
At the same time, she could present a revolutionary thesis on string theory and everyone would just say "D'AAAWWW, the cute girl thinks she can understand quantum physics."

>> No.1795605

>>1795592
sage for string theory

>> No.1795613

To be fair, if I wanted a girlfriend, I'd want a Japanese girlfriend too. And yes OP, I know you're trolling. I'm not, though.

But I don't really want one. Well, yes, I do, but I don't have a job, no car and I'm too introvert, so I'm not really looking for one.

>> No.1795628

>>1795335
Don't know if this is pasta or not, but saved.

>> No.1795637

>>1795628

Why? It's not even funny or anything.

>> No.1795788

>>1795637
It doesn't have to be funny, just being rage-inducing can be enough.

>> No.1795797

>>1795525
Fat ass.

>> No.1795841

BUTT RICE

>> No.1795871

korean girls are better

>> No.1795877

>>1795871
Yeah, if you like hearing them blab about how glorious mother corea is.

>> No.1795882

>>1795877
only online trolls do that.
anyways, all japanese girls ever talk about is western music

>> No.1795890

>>1795877
>>1795882
Generic stereotypes are generic.

>> No.1795907

>>1795871
nick smallwood

>> No.1795911

mai waifu is a real life tsundere. it's great

>> No.1795912

>>1795890
BUTT RICE

>> No.1795918

>>1795907
wat?

>> No.1796004

>>1795301
>All I want for Christmas is an ugly Japanese girlfriend who eye-glues her eyes and wears special contacts to widen her pupils and wears a metric ton of make-up.

>> No.1796024

>>1796004
You can't even see pupils on people with pitch black eyes anyway, what the hell are you talking about?

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>>1795882
I have a japanese friend and she nearly only listens to japanese music.

FAIL

>> No.1796241

>>1795585
I lol'd

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