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>>17946378
Not Yukari.
Anyone but Yukari.

>>17946555
You mean Reimu?
All she would do is grab food so she can take it home.

>>17946566
I'm okay with Reimu. Yukari however is a different story. She's more liable to do unspeakable things after the party with or to you.

>>17946574
Fun fact about Yukari

You are always the same distance away from Yukari, namely pretty much zero. Keeping her out of the party won't save you.

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>>17946378
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>>17947781
party = drinking?

I'm sure Marisa always gets drunk enough to turn into a whore

Next morning she can't remember it

>>17947817
Do you even Touhou?

>>17947817
It's zun's game after all

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>>17947817
For me it is. ZUN is my spirit animal

>>17946378
Suika obviously

>>17946610
Ehh, not the point anon.
Im okay with being near Yukari so long as she doesn't plan anything "funny".

>>17946378
Suika is the only answer.

What does one do in an actual party?

>>17951464
drink and talk to girls, unless youre shy or cant see yourself NTR'ing some other jackass at the party.

>>17947741
Mamizou is a foreigner, foreigners are best at parties!

>>17946378
Better question: who’d bring the best music to a party?

>>17953536
Who else but the Prismriver experience?

>>17953574
What would they play at the party? Daft punk? Justice? SebastiAn?

>>17953536
CHOUJUU GIGAKU MOTHERFUCKER

>>17953599
They do Pink Floyd covers, but with real lasers

>>17951743
>drink and talk to girls, unless youre shy or cant see yourself NTR'ing some other jackass at the party.
I don't understand any of this.

>>17953536
Kyouko and Mystia.

>>17946378
Yukari would be great. But she's also one of those partygoers that would genuinely kill you if she thought it would make a good prank.

I wouldn't party with any non-human. The chances of dying are greater than having solid and healthy fun.

>>17954617
dying would be worth it to party with non-humans

>>17954617
Why wouldn't you take the chance of fondling a touhou?
Here's the plan:
1. Accept their invitation to the party knowing that they don't consider you a threat because you're just a weak human.
2. Behave like a good boy at the beginning and wait until everyone's drunk and make sure that no one is focusing on you.
3. Go near a wasted touhou and start getting frisky with her.
4. Finally, start groping said wasted touhou to your heart's content, but don't forget to do it in a playful manner so you don't draw any attention from the touhous around you.

This is a foolproof plan, anon.

>>17946566
Reimu is a party hosting veteran, there are few who can do better

>>17946378
nostalgic video

>>17954792
foolproof to get yourself killed you mean

>>17954926
Hosting the party doesn't mean you're the best are partying

>>17954639
sumireko pls go

>>17954792
Don't do that, most Touhous are more aware of things when drunk. Also you're an asshole, to betray and grope these kind girls like this. Touhous are for hanging out only !