/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17931389
It's cuddlebug season

Kikis are olev

Remember anon, they appreciate you no matter what.

Give up if you're not Silent_II levels, or get a Titania.

>>17931395
Would breed lovingly.

>>17931389
>no comfy Thanksgiving theme for the thread
>no pictures of Turky Harpies being cute
>instead go with spooky theme
Ok. That’s fine. This is fine.

i need mofu right now, i am disgruntled

>>17931417
I'd like a Titania.

>>17931417
You can't make me.

>>17931424
But thats Thursday.
>>17931417
Gimma dat moonlight Titania. Please.
>>17931428

>>17931424
It isn't even Turkey day yet.

>>17931439
Did you save that shit on a solar calculator or something? Jesus.

>>17931424
I still have time to prep the birb.
>No meaty jub jub asking why her husband is spoiling her so much more than normal.

Eros is the worst god. I ratter follow the Order than her, At least then I can go all DEUS VULT.

>>17931424
Lock up your Thanksgiving meat for a few more days

>>17931475
This post is a mess to the point where I wonder if you're not just false flagging.
Surely the Order can do better than this.

>>17931475
>not going EROS SNACKBAR

>>17931484
>Husband walks in on his Wendigo waifu and daughterfu gnawing on a frozen turkey.
>The decoy turkey.
Always have to be one step ahead of these girls.

>>17931499
What is the outcome here? Obviously those aren't real bombs. Does everyone in the radius including herself get all lovey dovey? Eros is crazy.

>>17931515
The traditional MG explosive payload is Dark Matter. Nothing gets the love goin' quite like that.

>>17931504
>catch Wendifu sneaking off to eat the turkey
>take a photo of her face as soon as she realizes she bit into the decoy made of tofu
>use said photo for blackmail purposes

>>17931515
>>17931524
Yeeeep. Dark Matter is the explosive of choice for the radical adherents of Eros.

>>17931269
>"Squire, stop slacking off. Laziness is a sin in which the demonic forces use to manipulate you"
>"Boy, help me with my armor, It's not fitting right, and when you're done make more of that fruit and milk dessert you're so good at making"
>"I'm too tired to bathe myself. Get in with me and do it"
>"Of course this is a good plan. We're near monster territory. By dressing so provokingly and asking suspicious women to fornicate with you, the ones that are monsters in disguise will drop it and I'll attack them, and those that are simply human overfilling with lust I can arrest. Now start acting like a tart, I'll watch from my hiding spot"
>"Come on, get undressed. By learning more about the male body, I can anticipate what those things will do to it. So just let me examine it"
>"See? Oral sex on a female partner is not listed under fornication in the Codes. Now get to it so I can concentrate on my duty"
>"Ahhhhhhh~. You've been a bad squire. Going around with such a handsome face, kissable lips, seductive attitude, and a virile cock. You're trying to be a playboy, aren't you? I'll have to rape you until you learn your lesson"

How would a Holst react to her love interest liking butts over boobs

I want to be sandwiched between a Tall Kej and a tall Wock while sitting down on a crowded train.

>>17931539
All humans get transformed into incubus or monsters. That is pretty radical. Thats almost fallen god territory of corruption.

>monstergirl keeping her animal counterparts as pets
is this weird or not?

>>17931560
>Holst
>Posts Doraph

>>17931594
I think it's cute. Fertility rates for Monster girls are low so having her own "little baby" would allow her maternal instincts to have an outlet.

>>17931596
he was talking about butts so he posted butt

>>17931594
I kinda like it

>ywn be bribed into staring in weird porn things for monsters as they come to earth
>ywn be part of the spiritual successor site to legs japan

>you will never be an agent/spy for the radical faction

I want Barb to lewd her so bad.

>>17931560
Holstaurs have naturally great butts as well so it's fine.
>>17931594
I think it'd be pretty cute.

>>17931417
Firstly, Silent lost his fucking mind so he's not a good example.
Secondly, you're thinking of Leanan Sidhes.

>>17931629
shes a cute one

me too anon

>>17931629
>>17931654
What even is one of her?

>>17931594
I think its really cute! Though some girls would probably have way better pets than others. It'd also be risky if you were the one who ended up actually taking care of the pet for them and it ended up monsterizing.

>>17931692
Displacer Beast from D&D.

We know that brown mamano favor white men and consider themselves to the only ones capable of handling them, but what about brown men? What kind of mamano favors brown boys?

Also, what are some examples of each? For brown mamano I can think of Salamander, Gandharva, Pharoah, Anubis, and Jabberwoch.

>>17931714
>What kind of mamano favors brown boys?
None of them

>>17931594
>spinster cat lady's cat monsterize and bring mama a man.

>>17931417
Why are you so fixated on wanting people to stop?

>>17931417
didn't that guy go crazy or something?

>>17931726
>>17931714
>Discussing mg preferences in appearances.
I feel like this is one of the stupidest least productive discussions to have seeing how appearance is the last thing a mg looks fpr in her mate.

>>17931629
It'd be real weird to wife one.
The first time she rapes you feel an invisible force pressing down on you while you watch her thrusting her hips at nothing four feet away.
Every time you try to tilt your head and get a better look she forces your face upwards to observe your confused expression as you stare into emptiness.

It'd be cute to have her nudge you with her tentacles to point you in the right direction.

>>17931729
He's either a bitter faggot, or he has stupidly high standards for amateur writefagging.
>>17931734
He did. He deleted his entire pastebin and sent rambling nonsense replies to anyone who asked him why. The jurys still out on whether he just went nuts due to drug use or got bored but is too much of a dick to give a reason for the deletions.

>>17931714
None of them, neither white men. Appearance is the last thing in a MG's list. Im not even sure it factors in, even when there are multiple men to choose from, there is a strong implication compatibility with the guy and how much the guy desires her are the determining factors to "strike her fancy"

>>17931752
I only brought it up since I thought it was the logical conclusion to an earlier conversation.

But if appearance is the last thing a mamano looks for in a mate, what's the first thing? And if the first thing is a dick, what's the second thing?

>>17931752
But Anon, mgs do care about appearance. the appearance of your dick.

>>17931765
Can it be both?

>>17931765
>Drug use
Where did you come up with that?
Dude probably got a real gf and left this miserable place for good.

Not like he could do anything better than fapfics by the end anyway. He dropped that horror element altogether, so his later work hardly stood out.

RS had more character driven stuff, and ELS had a much better grasp of MGE. Silent just had good proofreading in the end.

>>17931752
Agree. I can even see some MGs raising their eyebrows to this conversation and be like "Why aren't they talking about how hard they want us to rape them?" Then a Succubus making a joke what whatever the color is everything is going to end up looking white at the end. With the "asexual" Hinezumi showing repugnance at the joke, as the Jinko gropes her and tells her she will just needs to get hosed in front of a man and have her brains fucked out.

>>17931780
Either compatibility or how much the guy wants to fuck her. Seems MGs can sort off sense through the spirit energy if a man is compatible with her or not, and compatibility seems to be influenced a lot by how much the guy wants to fuck her or not.

If there is let's say 50 guys and just 1 MG I could see the MG using appearance to sort out who she wants to marry/have sex with. Just because she has no way of sorting them all out and she just use the last important factor to choose one.

>>17931765
>Not having high standards

>>17931871
>Having high standards in writing when everyone here is an amateur for the most part
You're just being a dick armchair critic at this point.

>>17931876
I can't be the only one who can't get wood without a convoluted and contrived pretext for sex.

>>17931862
I'd like to think she can sort them out by sniffing their fetishes.

>>17931862
fuck them all and let god sort them out

>>17931543
That's the stuff.

>>17931560
Tsun, shortstack cows are for cuddling.

>>17931499
Paladin Airlines getting Lockerbie'd when?

>>17931950
SOON

Undead kingdoms are the best, bet there's a lot of good places to go on a date to. Or just stay indoors in a luxurious house with a nice view over the city or the landscape, and do tons of lewd stuff, that works too.

Which monstergirls would be the best Can-Can girls?

>>17931994
Apsara

>>17931950

>>17931994
Rabbit Can-Cans.

Any hellhound greentexts? Do we have a paste in for all the greentexts?

>>17932031
I too am interested in this.

YBA never finished vengance, did he?

>>17932062
Nope, he didn't.

>tfw no oni-chan to take you to the batting cages

>>17932078
>My onimotou can't be this thin

She needs to start bulkan and lifting if she really wants to knock it out of the park.

>posting the shit writers collection.

>>17932078
>Oni
>Those scrawny arms
Cosplayer.

>>17932093
Gee I wonder what site's shill could be behind this post.

Do you think MInos are the only brown cows Or brown Holsts and Hakus are just rare?

>>17932083
>>17932099
Size is deceptive. Even at that age, she benchpresses 5plates for reps.

>>17932093
Why are they shit?
Or is it one of those "they just are" things?

>>17932105
She needs more muscle and bulk!
I she needs to be big like bartender oni!

>>17932102
Brown Holsts and Hakus are probably uncommon but not rare.

>>17932093
What the fuck are you even talking about.

I want an alp that dresses like a greaser to peer pressure me into marriage like it was a drug.
She also needs to say daddy-o

>>17932116
I think he's talking about>>17932062

>>17932113
Anon, I'm pretty sure that IS bartender oni.

>>17932129
I know thats bartender oni, I'm talking about the string bean from earlier.

>>17932001
>0% chance of joining the Mile High Club
>50% chance of getting blown out of the sky
>100% chance of the in-flight service consisting only of shitty peanuts and water.

Paladin Airlines: Comfort fit for a God.

>>17932126
>calling me shit
that's not very nice

>>17932129
That Oni needs to be hooked up to a milking machine.

>>17932178
Just give her a child.

>>17932178
I want to give her holst milk!

>>17932129
>be super busty
>be super muscular
>muscles push them out and up making them seem even bigger
She probably can't see her feet

>>17932206
Silly anon, that's what mirrors are for.
Also, super busty, super muscled girls are cute, just ask office jinko.

>>17932126
But Klaus, Lose, Peter, and ThunderBrother are all above average in skill? I guess the only people you could consider average at best and absolute dog shit at worst is Beast and Alp, at least IMO.

I could name a few writers who're absolutely gobshit compared to them though.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even proud lizardmen need heat to stay warm during winter.

Don't be surprised if they're more sluggish in combat or demand temporary sleeping arrangements that let them share heat with you.

Fun fact, more lizardmen get married during winter than any other part of the year.

>>17932247
While their husbands bully them with vidya, no doubt.

>>17932247
Fuck you bud I'mma burn everything down if it stops MacReady.

>>17932257
Yep.
Unless a home is properly heated or they are kept particularly comfy, they may be even slower than normal during the dead of winter....although payback during summer is a certainty.

What is with the massive increase in off topic images - especially ones unrelated to the post itself - in the past few months?

Whitest christmas for my vampire!

We'll be unable to do these without net neutrality, we need to stop The FCC to save our waifus

>>17932268
People need to start reminding newfags to not do that, again.

>>17932268
Newfags

>>17932272
not that Im not with you, but there is a time and place for things, and
this isn't it

>>17932247
Sharing warmth with lizards and undead in cold weather is romantic.

I still prefer the original.

>>17932292
Anon, you posted the exploitable.
The one about handholding is the original.

I wish there was more military themed MG art

>>17931543
Too lewd, but still want. Wonder if the other Paladin-chans would notice the changes
>"Hey, any of you think there's something...different about Sister Gloria?"
>"Hmm, she has been looking more beautiful lately, but I just figured it was the Chief God's blessing."
>"She's been spending a lot more time with her squire too. He looks so exhausted. I hope she isn't working him too hard."
>"Makes me want to take a day off with my squire to make sure he doesn't get worn out like Gloria's. Maybe take him to that market Anon is always bringing food back from. Must be good stuff."

Are there back ups for Silent's stories? Just found out he deleted everything.

>>17931417
The man's female characters were all anime archetypes and all his male characters were the exact same person and all he could do was T&A. Why y'all so fucking obsessed?

>>17932296
I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

Monster girls try to protect their husbands from harm right? How would they react if you suddenly cried out in pain from getting soap in your eye?

>>17932365
I have no idea why, but I associate ABBA with Alps.

>>17932365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>17932125
I'm gonna ruffle a greaser alp's slicked back hair.

>>17932178
Why buy one when YOU can be her milking machine? It'd probably be an amazing arm workout.

>>17932419
Look at the size of those sake jugs!

>>17932425
And they're probably full to bursting. Hop to it, anon. Time to feel the burn!

After a solid hour of fucking her titanic tits first, of course.

>>17932445
Do you think Oni skulk around bars looking for cute gaijin tourists to seduce?
Just imagine accepting a drink from a nice lady with a spectacular rack and waking up five hours later tied to a bed with those enormous fuckbags wrapped around your dick and a smug Oni grinning at you.
The second she realizes you're awake she'll start pumping.

What are the canon fighter/warrior type mamano?

So far all I can think of a Jinkos and Salamanders.

>>17932467
Lizardmen, Amazon, Elf i guess? Grizzly wouldn't hurt. Oh, and Dhampir.

>>17932467
Hinezume is a speed fighter class, focusing more on quick hits and dodging in comparison to a Jinko's bulk and more grapple-based fighting.

>>17932467
Fun fact: Anubi have swords but nobody seems to remember that.
They'd make excellent spellswords due to their high magic stats.

>>17932302
Me too
Also I want an autistic weightlifter mg to aggressively flex at me and then drag me to the showers

>>17932445
I'm gonna need help milking those tanks. Time to start making daughterus

>>17932477
Does their inner weebiness allow them to spec into bushido for their secondary role? A counter-strike with the properly infused sword would hit like a dump truck.

>>17932510
>Bushido
No. She should be a STR and INT build.
Imagine an Anubis with a fit body, glorious tanned skin, a light layer of sweat, and a sword wreathed in lightning as she trains, not knowing you're watching her from around a corner like a lovestruck pupper.

Big oni tiddies were made to be hugged

>>17932527
Too damn big.

>>17932521
>STR and INT with Sorcery
>Not DEX and END with Pyromancy
Hope she likes getting backstabbed.

>>17932527
>Huge nerdy Oni lady
My pants can't contain my dick right now

>>17932532
>Dex builds
Those are for fags and weeaboos who like the idea of having paper defenses and using KUTANAHS.
Besides, from the looks of things, the Anubis' sword is a broadsword of sorts.

>>17932521
Anon, I think you and I are in two different sets of class & stat creation. I'm looking at this one since Anubis' default outfit is literally the female Spell Fencer outfit.

>>17932543
That and the wizard class from the sequel were always fun to mess around with

>>17932540
>Katanas
>Not Straight Swords
>Not Spears
>Not Knives
Scrub.
Strength means nothing if it can't stop someone from rolling behind them and stabbing them in the back.

>All this discussion involving Anubi with different builds
It'd be very disappointing if this just yields a profile clone.

>>17932543
That's fine too.
Personally I'd prefer Faris' Mystic Knight outfit from FF5.

>>17932551
Spellsword Anubis.
Athletic body.
Belly Dancer outfit.
Big Pony tail.
Thong for least amount of movement inhibiting undergarments.

>>17932540
>broadsword
Would've been cool if KC did something like a khopesh or an axe to make it more Egyptian.

>>17932467
Dulahens in addition to what others have said. Also depending on what you mean by warrior type, ogre, oni, orcs, and goblins as well

>>17932575
Yes. A nice Bronze sword.

>>17932550
>Ignoring the Great Scythe

>>17932575
I'd like a game à la Dark Souls, with semi-realistic combat, but set in different timezones. That's something I really liked with these games, weapons were unique.
Halberds FTW though.

>>17932550
I remember when a DEX guy invaded me. Two hits with my sword and he died.

>>17932585
>Using any Scythe outside of BB or Demon Sould
>Excluding Friede's, because that was pretty cool, honestly
Scrub

>>17932551
Just imagine anon, an Anubis in a bellydancing outfit dodging through the battlefield with a Demon Silver spear.
With Shantae's body type and a flirty personality.
Just imagine her running you through and giving you the bedroom eyes while licking the shaft of her spear.

>>17932593
Literally the best dex weapon in the game, and one of the highest dps weapons as well.

>>17932602
Highest DPS, but Silver Straight Sword will always be the best in my heart.

>>17932602
>Best Dex weapon
>When Chaos blade exists
I want a yandere cursed sword to chip away a little of my life when I swing her.

>>17932593
>BB
>Using anything that isn't the Cleaver

>>17932585
>Wanting to add a fucking scythe to a list of respectable DEX weapons.
It's the ultimate edgelord bullshit dude. A fucking scythe.

>plebs in that general who don't even use polearms
PHALANX FOR THE WIN

>>17932611
>Not using the Blades of Mercy
>Not using the Burial Blade
>Not using the Rakuyo
>Using the fucking starting meme weapon
>NOT USING THE HOLY MOONLIGHT SWORD, AND BLAMING PEOPLE WITH MAGICAL SWORD SWINGS

>>17932493
>tfw just ordered an AR15
I wish I had an MG to go shoot with

>>17932612
>Doesn't understand obvious Dark Souls references

>>17932618
You were at my side, all along...
My true mentor...

My guiding moonlight!

>>17932633
What the fuck do you think I was referencing dipshit? Scythes aren't respectable weapons regardless of numbers.
Powerful but not respectable.

>>17932618
>Rakuyo
>Using edgy vampire trash
WHEEL FOR LIFE

>>17932078
malnousished oni with club: i am growing stronger

>>17932636
>No living weapon will help pull you out of a berserk state and help you regain your sanity
>No awesome music will play out as your phase 2 begins

>>17932600
>an Anubis that has to act as a bellydancer/faux-courtesan for infiltration missions
>she absolutely detests the revealing outfits and feels much more at home in her full armour
>the Pharaoh knows this and still insists that she's the best spy the kingdom has
>the Anubis begrudgingly accepts her fate
Can't go against the will of her ruler, after all.

>>17932621
That is a surprisingly genki-looking, and busty-looking, mantis. What is she contemplating with those pantsu?

>>17932638
>Respect
>Worth shit

>>17932645
>Eventually she's forced into a fight while still in her disguise.
>Her opponent is a foreigner with pale white skin.
>Through the battle she starts feeling a thrill she's never felt before, and when she finally manages to disable him by sticking him with her Demon Silver spear she's panting and feel an odd tingling down below.
>And then she shoves him down, strips him and tells him that what happens next is all his fault since he got her all worked up.
>And then that one Shantae gif happens, but with an absurdly aroused Anubis.
>You know the one.

>>17932241
Some of it is preferance.
Take grigory or that incubus guy for example, they may type more coherently than beast, but I prefer the roulette much more.

>>17932668
I don't
Post it

In omgur if you must

So with that thing last thread, what do you guys think about polymorphing?
Disquised monsters and stuff.

>>17932676
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eLPykYMkiZo/VbP_4kFtSXI/AAAAAAAABq4/zykgv4La-pk/s1600/gm3_3.gif
Original source so it's got best res.

>>17932668
>>17932678
Ha. Thought it would be that gif where she holds the lamp and shake her hips.

>>17932678
>>17932683
https://files.catbox.moe/sc2o8l.gif I was thinking about this one myself

>>17932636

>>17932689
>anal with Shantae
Unf.

>>17932689
My god that ass is springy

>>17932683
Nah man, you're getting your balls drained dry.
Hope you're ready to be the father of the spymaster's daughters.

>>17932689
No one's saying you can't have both anon. It's just the first one works well for her raping you after beating you in combat.

>>17932702
I'm more of a stewardship guy, but I'll try to add my intrigue to my wife.

>>17932669
Incubus guy?

>>17932707
>Stewardship
Not a bad choice considering the fertility bonus.

>>17932454
>five hours later
That seems like a long time to wait for a guy to wake up with your tits wrapped around his dick, what if by the time you wake up she's fallen asleep and is currently using her boobs as pillows?

>>17932702
>you become the object of affection of a dangerous, yet elegant Anubis
>whenever she's not on her missions, she's trailing your every move
>she leaves elaborate poems and letters on your pillow at night, proclaiming her love for you
>you don't like thinking about what would happen if someone ever crossed you
>much less if anyone ever marred what she calls your "moonlight skin"

>>17932731
Then it's time to wake her up with some semi-drunken tittyfucking. Grab a heafty handful of those meaty mounds and start pumping .Then cum balls-deep in those massive mammaries wait for the smell and feel of semen oozing over her chest rouses her , and try not to laugh when her face is partly plastered in cum after lifting her head up.

>>17932733
But my skin is tan and swarthy.

>>17932748
Whoa, where'd you get that new Mizone? It's not up on the panda.

>>17932748
Why does such good art have to be wasted on Empoleon cunts?

>>17932760
There's a, easy way to fix that.

>>17932748
Nice.

>>17932711
The guy on fanfiction.net that has a story this super incubus that goes on murderprees because he can

>>17931389
Friends, how do I search for stories with specific monstergirls?

There is a heartwarming Manticore story I've been struggling to find.

Tony elves are for ______.

>>17932791
What the fuck is a Tony elf?

>>17932791
Spanking.

>>17932794
An elf drawn by Tony you dumbass.

>>17932787
Here
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

>>17932808
Ah. Okay.
Rough impregnation.

>>17932791
insert sameface pun

>>17932817
You have my thanks and appreciation.

>>17932791
>>17932808
Man, look at those big, molestable knife ears.

>>17932750
How destroyed would my pelvis be if I called her cute with cum all over her face and tits but also a drool trail out of the corner of her mouth going down the side of her face and onto her tits?

>>17932817
Oh no, now my shame is on display for the whole world to see

>>17932767
>Empoleon
The what?

>>17932836
You could slice bread with those things!

>>17932241
>abolute dogshit
Gosh golly gee.

>>17932864
Are you Alp or Beast?

>>17932894
Yes.

>>17932903
Can you repeat that in a full sentence?

>>17932914
Oh, sure. Yes I am.

>>17932919
Thank you, Alp.

>>17932925
You're welcome mysterious stranger. Also do you know those fish that shoot water from their mouths at bugs to stun them and make them fall into the water?

>>17932919
Where the fuck have you been you turbo nigger. And why do people keep confusing me for you when I don't do doodles in MSpaint.

Oh fuck you guys
I'm not that bad with grammar.

>>17932931
I just put up an update yesterday though.
>why do people keep confusing me for you when I don't do doodles in MSpaint
I don't know, our styles are nothing alike.

If multiple pharaohs are awake how do they decide who gets to actually be pharaoh?

What do non-ruler pharaohs do?

>>17932948
They form a council of queens and take votes.

>>17932948
There's many kingdoms out in the deserts, not just one.

>>17932947
>Nothing alike
I know, right?

>>17932948
Stake their claim somewhere else. Vagrant pharaohs are a menace.

Miia playing a switch from Hori

>>17933004
>Hori
Horikoshi, the author of Boku no Hero Academia?!

>>17933014
Anon you really reached for that one.
Midnight and Jirou > all the others.

>>17932957
What if you run out of kingdoms before you run out of pharaohs?

>>17933014
Why is she pink when her shtick is just acid?

I think my fairies are busted

>>17933028
Midnight is the best but she's not a monster so not for this thread.

>>17933037
Draw them a picture of Nightwing then.

>>17933038
I mean, there's nothing stopping you from making a monstergirl version of Midnight.

>>17933074
Other than the fact that I can't draw a woman's softness the way Horikoshi can, I guess not.

>>17933035
She's an alien.

>>17932639
Oi, I like my wheel memes as much as the next man, but lay off the cainhurst cuties. The only thing the wheel boys did right was creating all those cure dullahan ghosts.

>>17933086
She's also a nerd.
>wants to take her name from Aliens
>ends up taking the name from Doom

>>17933090
>>ends up taking the name from Doom
Oh fuck, I never noticed that.

>>17933088
Cainhurst were full of fags, wheel boys did nothing wrong.

>>17933099
Your nerd cred has decreased. Crow Tengu will make faces at you when you pass by.

>>17933100
Girls can't be fags. Screw you man, Cainhurst Knightesses had a hard life

>>17933102
Well excuse me for thinking Japs didn't know or care about Doom.

>>17933106
Cainhurts had an incredibly easy life, what are you talking about?

>>17933107
>Everyone look at this boy and laugh!
See now they're bullying you.

>>17933111
Crow Tengus are social pariahs that don't have arms. Their opinions are invalid.

>>17933108
>gotta wake up at the wee hours of the night to clear your city of beasts
>Can't even be like the Yharnam hunters, gotta be stylish
>Get yelled at if too much blood gets on you

>>17933111
You just gotta beat em up just like any other bully.

>>17933119
Vampire are unimportant.

>>17933138
You're unimportant.

What are the weirdest things that classify as porn in the monster world?

What about elf milk?

>>17933141
Vampires are rude, arrogant jerks.

>>17933142
Pictures of married couples holding hands while their children sleep.

>>17933142
The same as in ours, tile patterns.

>>17933143
I'd rather have Kakuen milk.

>>17933144
Prove it.

>>17933120
Don't spank the tengu.

Ask another tengu to do it.

>>17933151
They treat their husbands and disposable blood bags until they turn into Incubi. Why do you think Dhampir act the way they do?

>>17933153
Spanking is a bad fetish.

>>17933155
McDonald too, yet everyone eat there.

>>17933159
I haven't been to a McDonald's since the 90's.

>>17933159
Anon that does nothing but prove that anyone who likes Vampires is a retard.

>>17933167
Hu-uh.

Is there a very humanlike monster girl that is mostly radical-aligned yet?

>>17933142
Jokes aside it would be very niche species porn such as:
A man massaging his Akaname wife's tongue
Root sucking for Mandragora's
Deep eye contact for Basilisks and monoeyes
Caretaking of a Lamia's tail right after molting
All sorts of messed up things from the chaos species
Etc...

>>17933173
>massaging a tongue
That would tickle way too much.

>>17933172
What does "radical-aligned" mean?

>>17933159
People like to pretend they hate it, but the reality is that their food is delicious.

>>17933172
Dark Priests have pretty much turned DL propaganda into a religion, and the only thing really monstrous about them is their tail. They don't even seem to have the basic succubus wings.

>>17933181
I hate Dark Priests.

>>17933181
She's kinda cute. I'd split her ass in two with pleasure.

>>17933187
You're a very wicked man.

>>17933194
I speak the truth.

>>17933155
>They treat their husbands and disposable blood bags until they turn into Incubi.
You're not really using your brain there are you. How are they disposable, if they keep them around for the time it takes to incubize?

>>17933198
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup!

>>17933192
What a good, faithful anon you are.

>>17933181
>Sister please, it isn't that kind of confession!

>>17933143
Dark mage milk, straight from the tap.

>>17933199
They just treat him as disposable, they don't actually view them as disposable.

>>17933200
Stirrup?

>>17933211
It's a proverb that I will never forget because in Civilization 4 it's read out by Leonard Nimoy.

>>17933172
You could have a corruption-happy Dark Mage who uses her magic to take over small towns and turn them into monster territory.

>>17933192
Only during prayer time.

>>17933215
Dark Priests are still bad

>>17933208
How do you treat something as disposable, if you don't dispose of it?

>>17933223
You treat them with the same kind of apathy.

>>17933233
>Vampires treat their men with apathy
Gonna need a citation on that

No anon, Hori is an artist who draws a lot of wholesome stuff.

It's good

>>17933249
Read the profile.

>>17933249
All taken from the profile
1.
>They are extremely prideful, considering themselves to be “nobility" while strongly looking down upon humans as lesser beings.
2.
>Due to the pleasure of the act of sucking and the blood itself, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned copulation with a human being is a filthy act so most vampires are likely to try to control their lust.

3.
>A man who lives as their servant is infused with demonic energy every time the vampire feeds, eventually being transformed into an “incubus." Men who have become incubi will then be treated by the vampires as “nobles" the same as themselves.

Due to this, since men cease to be the “humans” that they look down on, depending on the individual, they may totally change their attitude. There are even those who start to treat their men almost like lovers, as if all the feelings for the man they had been suppressing until then had been forced to the surface. It is said that they also become unable to suppress their lust during bloodsucking, and will then have sex with the man according to their desire.

So while he is right, there's also the age-old "it gets better later"

>>17933254
>Open profile
>ctrl F "Apath" 0 hits

Citation needed.

>>17933265
You've conveniently ignored this whole section
> Although they look down on humans; due to the influence of the Demon Lord's demonic energy, when they are looked after by the man they brought home, a powerful feeling of love wells up, and when they look at that man their body will throb badly. Since they are monsters, they won't be able to resist the urge, and eventually they'll come to desire the man both physically and emotionally.
Becoming an incubus just makes her see you as nobility like her. You can be loved and cherished without being on her "level" so to speak, by just being around her long enough.

You needn't wait an especially long time.

I wanna pet a hellhound!

>>17933269
Thanks for filling in my blank

I just bought the original two X-Com games on a sale from GOG, do Anubi know how to help me in playing them?

>>17933274
No.
But she's ready to help you vent your frustration out once you try and fail the yach mission.

>>17933278
Then what about Sim City 3000 World Edition? They understand city management, right?

>>17933282
I think Caesar 3 and the other Sierra games are more up their alley. She might be distressed by the high numbers in Simcity.

>>17933271
>Anon tries to pet a Hellhound
>Gets brutally raped
>She cuddles him afterwards
>"Now you can pet me."

>>17932931
Your styles are nothing alike but your skill level is.

>>17933271
I want to stroke their wild, unkempt fur!

>>17933327
Yeah, most people just can't get to Alp's level as an artist.

>>17933348
>lost most of his art in a hard drive failure
I'm still mad.

>>17933365
I wish I had the one with the Oomukade nurse showing a chart of a sad guy with a flaccid dick and a happy guy with a boner.

>>17933367
Rest in peace him and his great lemon dragon.

>>17933381
But I'm not dead! It's just a common cold!

>>17933384
But what if it's a japanese one?

>>17933333
Don't smell your fingers once you're done least you get a whiff of her canine pheromones and enter male heat.

>>17933398

>>17933326
That actually sounds surprisingly comfy.
Just imagine her slumping on top of you and then nuzzling you while you stroke her hair.

>>17933403
Spoopy. Only black dragon waifus can protect husbandos from such evils.

>>17933411
I wanna press my face into her chest fluff and feel her ears.

>>17931394
I wanna molest her toes.

>>17931394
>tfw you will never gently cuddle fuck a Yeti
>You will never hear her cute little moans as she embraces you
Feels bad

Would you a Wight queen?

Sadly this isn't one of the artist's best work. Just compare it to OP's picture to see.

>>17933634
Of course I would. Doesn't matter if I become her slave or if she becomes my zombie slut, I'd tap that ass.

>>17933634
Somehow this is lewder than the pics where a wight is giving a handjob and actually having sex.
I prefer my wights a bit more moderately chested than that but I still wouldn't say no.

>>17933653
That's because Wights usually keep their classy and noble look even during sex, but in this picture she has succumbed to her monstrous nature and is masturbating as shamelessly as any mindless zombie.
Her aura is forming hearts too, how depraved.

>>17933665
These are butterflies.

>>17933668
Garlic baguettes. That's something I need.

>>17933668
That's a big loaf of bread for such a small monster.

>>17933668
Some days, I have good ideas.
This is not one of these days.

>>17933455
>Yeti gently locks her legs around you
>rubs your back as she drifts to sleep afterwards, softly snoring

>>17933697
Yetis need more love. They're pretty underrated.

>>17933687
>Anon has yet to realize that she was a size queen
>He doesn't get why mamanomana made his dick huge

Black Friday approaches and the Tanuki engage in profane rituals.

>>17933739
Like what?
Donating money to Charity's?

>>17933766
Like making shopping lists of gifts they're gonna buy for their men.

>>17933739
I want a large, meaty nuki that finds my families small thanksgivings enjoyable

>>17933634
She must have caught Alraune pollen fever. Vampires who caught this disease throw their pride out of the window and rape their human bloodbags.

>>17933179
McDonalds is the Harbor Freight of food. You know it’s there and when you need something cheap and you quick and not as terrible as people say, you go there.

>>17933739
>Collect 15 stamps and win a free gift!

>This kills the meido.

>>17933739
Bubblegum Tanuki sounds pretty great

>>17933037
bring them tiny private eye clothes

>>17933839
What's the gift?

>>17933739
No! Bad Tanuki! Don’t waste your money on smoking. You’re throwing your money away and letting the other tanuki who owns the company get richer!

>>17933850
a sandvich and a can of coke

>>17933862
I have not drank soda in 3 years

>>17933850
Charles Atlas bodybuilding guide with a twist.

What happens when you stub your toe in a Shoggoth house?

>>17933842
I hope it kills you you fucking spammer.

I wouldn't mind getting into a DnD/Dark heresy game with MGs. But I don't want it to be sexual.

Speaking of-
>How do they make enemies in an RPG? Does the DM have to be careful not to have a minotaur enemy when there's a minotaur in the party? Does she have to be careful saying the word demon/them being evil, when one of the players is a demon?
>Do the MGs Play as themselves, or do they pick another species, like an elf making a dwarven berserker.
>What are the campaigns like?
>And how long until one of the players start hitting on your character/the player himself?

But in all seriousness, how annoying would it be for everyone if they constantly try to derail the story?

>>17933876
>Iamnotacleverman.png

>>17933879
>replying

>>17933850
A Fallen Maidens book complete with Druella's curse at the back page.

>>17933876
probably a shoggoth crying because her master got hurt and it's all her fault
>Results in her smacking herself on the head crying out
>"STUPID MEIDO HURT MASTAH! TEKILI-LI!"

>>17933879
>Replying to a threadly shitpost.
Just ignore it. It's just a post anyway

>>17933867
Oh-oh. looks like someone here will be sleeping in the dog house today~ (yeah, Tanu is that mad.)

Is there a Titania for art fairies?

>>17933739
>tfw just dropped $80 into FGO

>>17933917
No, there is a titania for titanias though.

>>17933933
>80 bucks in the gacha

>>17933933
I'm going to be dropping twice that money on comics soon so I can't judge you.

>>17933933
I’m so sorry.

>>17933939
What is wrong with you people?

>>17933933
>>17933939
you at least aren't into wargame miniatures and board games. shit is expensive.

>>17933939
>>17933944
Oh wait, “on comics.” It’s like 6 am here okay
At least you’re getting SOMETHING.

>>17933944
I literally have nothing else to spend my extra income on

>>17933944
I like a good narrative.

>>17933777
>Insists on buying the food because she says she wants to be a good guest
>Buys the most expensive, high quality stuff on the market including a 55 pound turkey
>Everyone feels a little awkward because they're eating a meal worth more than their cars

>>17933933
I am impressed that people pay that kind of money just to get some japs to flip a couple bits on their phone.
Somewhere a tanuki weeps with joy.

>>17933960
Rule #1 of family gatherings and trips.
Never ask how much it cost.

>>17933933
It's okay I've probably spent $500 on GBF in total since I started playing.

my kiki's b-day (hatching day/corruption/i don't know) is getting closer and I've been thinking in giving her a new set of clothes. I mean she is always with that maid outfit even in casual situations. so, which one do you think suits her better?

>>17933977
If she's a masochist, go for either 9 or 11.

>>17933977
I like red best.

>>17933965
Pft, the most profitable mobile game, that makes literally more than 5 millions every day, is fucking candy crush, the same bejeweled as it was 17 years ago but you need to pay for every move
At least japs make some art, story and voice-acting, candy crush has fucking nothing

>>17933965
I really hate these models,
its why I never played monster musume online,
if it was a game that you played upfront without anything else I would of.
waiting to see if that monstergirl game on steam is going to be one of those.

>>17933985
All these ladies make me want to set out to become shogun, miritary rurer of all Japan.

>>17933985
Just because the American nooks are worse doesn’t make it okay.

>>17933991
Takeda Haruko, the Jinko of Kai, blocks your path!

>>17933999
[x] Rub

>>17933982
11? Right, blood shines better in a white dress.

Still, it might be a pain to wash those stains

>>17933999
I spam agents.

>>17934008
White dress is cuter for merciless spanking at late night in the master's room.

>>17934010
*sends a metsuke*

>>17933634
>Just compare it to OP's picture to see.
But Bloodborne Dhampir is fucking rad.

>>17934014
If at once you don't succeed, spam more agents

>>17933933
>1% rates

>>17934010
just 2 tails? did you found her in the bargain bin or what?

>>17934024
My metsuke is just going to have fun torturing all these cute ninjas, whipping them and then fucking them hard.

>>17934010
>sending a mofu ninja
>not sending a Tanuki ninja
Do you even Tokugawa?

>>17934026
>0.3% rates

>>17933665
>That's because Wights usually keep their classy and noble look even during sex, but in this picture she has succumbed to her monstrous nature
The way I'd prefer to see one lose her composure is a young Wight making more unintentional/involuntary lewd faces while being gently dominated.

>>17934034
Doesn't Puzzle & Dragons have that kind of bullshit?

>>17934031
I begin my campaign in the Satsuma province, seeking to trade with the gaijin for their goods.

>>17933965
These are the people who keep gacha games afloat. It's a small number of people spending excessive amounts of money that they profit from, whales they call them.

>>17934043
The Shimazu Salamanders of Satsuma? See to the Shoni and slay them swiftly!

>>17933990
>waiting to see if that monstergirl game on steam is going to be one of those
Of course it would m8. It's literally says "summon" on game's page. Play mofu mofu romance VN instead

>>17933975
Did you get any sexy lolis?

>>17934026
There is thanksgiving 100% 5* gacha going at the moment, like hell I'm going to pay for 1%
>tfw that jap who streamed himself wasting 5k quartz and not getting rate up 5*
>he cried while streaming
>on the next day he bought 1k more but still didn't roll his ugly nurse
Brutal

>>17934052
That's a real tongue-twister! I'm stealing it.

>>17934053
That's what he gets for trying to increase a fucking support NP.

>>17934059
>challenge a salamander in tongue-twisters
>your regular attendance at poetry slams and limerick contests gives you the upper hand
>you expound at length on the quantum of fibrous wooded material that a wood chuck could reasonably chuck within a given period of time if the reasonable wood chuck were given to chucking activities of this nature
>meanwhile, sally's speech slurs as she slovenly speaks about sea shells she sells by the seashore

>>17934067
And people said Bards are no good!

>>17934053
>on the next day he bought 1k more
Whipped as fuck and to a game no less.

>>17934075
At the very least, they're all cunning linguists. That's a talent much appreciated by MGs of all stripes.

>>17934083
>cunning linguists
Gehehehe.