/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17919804
Sure. I'd tell that Anubis I love the smell of gasoline or whatever. They're all like mechanics, right?

Welp. Apparently I copied more than I intended and since this site is shit I can't delete the thread and try again.

>>17919804
I'm a gremlinfag, but Anubis are cuddly as fuck.

>>17919731
Well, at least she protects them a bit and gets paid, mine would do the same for the village near were we lived. She sounds like a cute.

Dark Mages a best

>>17919815
A cute? The little one's the cute. The big one is just plain gorgeous.

Vampires

>>17919812
>TFW will never build a PC with a gremlin or anubis

>>17919831
I like to think that gremlins are really good at mechanical stuff but completely shit at electronic.

>>17919812
Is this a Yotsuba reference? Fuuka got stuck in a window because of her FAT THIGHS, right?

>>17919837
Probably, but it's a pretty common trope. It happened in Scary Movie too.

Fat Bottomed Trolls

>>17919827
You can't fool me, anon. I have a black too so I know they're all cute despite being dangerous and sometimes evil. Well, I guess they are more cool and beautiful than cute, but you know what I mean.

>>17919804
>TFW no Oni GF

>>17919844
That's just a fat troll.

>>17919854
>I have a black too
Slavery is outlawed.

>>17919804
I'd gladly give her my lunch money if she would let me listen to her singing.

>>17919844
post more trolls!

>It's quite possible there's a version of me in another universe currently snuggling up to a tall, well-endowed Dark Mage in a peaceful woodland cottage.
I fucking hate that guy and hope it rains all week for him.

>>17919854
Too many people are waifuing evil Black Dragons. I need to use reverse evolution beams and turn mine into a Black Salamander.

>>17919876
But if it rains he has to stay indoors and FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS HOT HORNY WIFE.
ALL WEEK.

>>17919866
>Post more trolls
Can do

>>17919893
>that ass
Her ass is a field that I need to pound, plough and seed.

>monstergirl theme park

>>17919893
Oh you!
Cheshires are the most fuckable trolls.

can't spell rape without ape

>>17919898
Every ride ends in rape though.
In fact, if the line is too long you'll probably get raped there too.

>>17919903
Another nice jiggly ass. I like that thread so far, there are a lot of nice asses.
It's going to make it hard to not fap.

>>17919889
Well it's not like I can wish anything too harsh on the guy. He's still me and besides, his wife is a powerful mage and could undo anything bad that happens.

Kejourou a best

>>17919884
Eh, I had mine for three years now and I don't think she'll be changing anytime soon. I even have a dragon daughteru.

how monstrous is too monstrous?

>still no new girl
KC what the fuck

>>17919932
I am fine with abominations.

>>17919935
Just wait anon, after new year the book will be out and there's no more reasons for delays. Unless he decides to do another doujin for summer.

>>17919941

>>17919830
What about them?

>>17919866

So a guy I know, his brothers wife left him because she wanted another kid and he wouldn't knock her up. Fucking 3D.
Well it got me thinking, how would your waifus react to being told you don't want to have anymore children? My Wendigo waifu traps me in the coat until I pony up another daughter for her pack.

>>17919971
>implying you have a say in that matter
Most monstergirl either rape you or brainwash you into loving them.

>>17919971
I used to not like the daughteru stuff very much but I grew used to it. Also, because my wife is a dragon I don't have to worry too much about that stuff since the first one will already be big and independent (probably) by the time we have another.

>>17919992
Ah, but what a handful that one little Dragon girl must be.

>>17919889
Reminds me of the story idea of a man living secluded in the woods and befriending a loli dark mage who's the only other person around for miles and miles.
>"Even a grown man like you shouldn't go out in a downpour like that, you should stay for a while longer until the rain stops"
>"Well the rain stopped, but it's no good going stumbling through the forest in the dark, you can stay here for the night before going home"

>>17919903
>>17919893
>>17919844
Which one has the largest rear?

>>17919812
Snownubis are the cuddliest

>>17919865
I wonder what kind of cute girly songs mechanubis sings when she thinks nobody is around?

>>17920010
Wanna pat.

>>17920013
I dunno, dragging someone used to live in the desert to a snowy place sounds like a quick way to kill her.

>>17920011
I like the idea of a park ranger interacting with the various wildlife ladies living in his territory.

>>17919837
>>17919842
The context behind the image is an anon posted a little green text of an anubis working on a machine, and asks anon to pass a tool, but he instead pulls down her pants and fucks her.

>>17920018
DDD
INITIAL DDD
DDD
MY CAR IS FANTASY

>>17920013
I bet they are.

>>17920018
In all likelihood? Disney princess theme songs, maybe some pop music

>>17920029
Understandable. I'd do the same too. Just look at that butt.
It's a gremlin not an Anybis thought.

>>17920011
Cut to her small cabin in the woods, where she prepares some tea despite having to use a stool to reach the stove top.
>Sorry I don't have much in the way of hospitality, but you're welcome to stay as long as you like.

>>17920010
Yep, when thinking about the daily lives we would have she can be quite adorable and her smile gentle, but the little thing can be dangerous if left alone for too long.

Like when she made her friends addicted to the licking fruit.

>>17920040
I would love a pudgy gremlin.

>>17920050
I would love a playful, kinky gremlin extremely proud of her butt.

>>17920040
Yeah gremlin. I goofed.

I want a kraken to violate me with one of her tentacles as I'm balls deep inside her pussy

>>17919948
Also collabs.
Never forget about collabs.
At any rate, how long has it been since a new girl got released? Two months or so?

>>17920018
Spice and Wolf theme

I'm glad KC changed the Troll's hands to have five fingers in her bonus art, and went all in on the "big and meaty" look. Looks great.

>>17920048
>loli dragon becomes addicted to licking fruit
>loli dragon with oral fixation and little control over firebreathing
I pity her childhood crush.

>>17920054
Would it be a particularly large rear?

>>17920056
Cute, fourarmed snake.

>>17920077
I prefer them small. Large butts look unnatural.
Plus it get bigger as you spank it, so smaller is better.

>>17920056
I love four arms more than I should.

>>17920018
Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!

>>17920085
Craver waifu when?

>>17920071
Lucky to her special friend, she can't breathe fire that well due to her mom having some problems with it too, it passed down and had a mutation. She's a smart girl though and learned her way around it.

She does smell extra good though due to hoarding plants and flowers.

>>17920010
They get stong fast too. She'll be able to princess carry her own father in no time.

There should be a story about an all out way between dragons and firefighters

>>17920133
War*
I need a nap

>>17920133
We all know it'll end up with the dragons having their ways with the firemen.

>>17920020
>I dunno, dragging someone used to live in the desert to a snowy place sounds like a quick way to kill her.
She's used to cold desert nights, she can handle a little snow

>>17920111
>a majestic dragon waifu that can't breathe fire
Ohohoho~ How does she even dare to show her face at the Draconid Convention?

>>17920130
>dragon daughteru practising upsies on her father in preparation for her own child
That's kinda cute.

>>17920133
Nah, Dragons are in with the police, no reason for them to go against the fire department.

>>17919971
MGE canon: not well
Luckily we have headcanon, and as someone who doesn't actually want kids I can imagine my waifu would be fine with this, if possibly slightly disappointed. It's all good though, Monsters take forever to get pregnant and since mine is a powerful magic user there's a possibility I'll change my mind later on.

>>17919971
Considering her extreme lifespan and how mamonomam would extend mine to match hers, she'd just smile sweetly and say something along the lines of "whatever you say, anon" and just be patient till I change my mind. She has time on her side after all.

IF YOU WANNA FUCK BIG YOU GOTTA EAT BIG

C'MON, 4 SCOOPS OF RAGING 'SHROOM POWDER, 3 TIMES A DAY

LET'S GET INCUBIZED; LET'S GET BIG

>>17920130
It's revenge from when she was little and I lifted her up by her tail.

>>17920146
No, waifu can breathe fire, the problem she has is that it comes out when she's sleeping or has an orgasm, or when she's too happy in general. She has that trigger finger while daughteru is too chill.

>>17920179
Having a friend who got incubized and started to become a gymbro must be fucking weird.

>>17920145

>>17920060
About two months yeah, god damn it kc.

>>17920145
This image reeks of reality to me. Have the portals already opened in the Kingdom to the North?

>>17920179
>yandere Lilim rapes you to exhaustion
>you always faint too quickly
>forces feeds you rage mushrooms to try to keep up
>your life basically is like an elite athlete train but dedicated to please you Lilim.
>She removes all "distractions" from your life.
Not sure if I want.

>>17920145
There could be some ancient underground desert kingdom in the north waiting to be rediscovered.

>>17920181
>lifted her up by her tail
I’m calling CPS

>>17920047
>having to use a stool to reach the stove top
Cute

But she's even cuter when she says it's no problem at all to house him for the night, but there's only one bed

>>17920215
The largest of glutes.

>>17920223
It's too late, anon. She already pouted and apologized for the thing she has done.

Do Trolls give the best, or the worst handjobs?

>Telling your Dwarf wife you want to shave your beard since it itches far too much
>She gets visibly pissed, enough to hide your razors and all other sharp edges so you can't do it
>Eventually ask her why she's so adamant about you keeping the scruff
"Y' really think I want some baby-cheeked husband!? I'm not a damned Elf! T'shave the beard off MY MAN would be enough t' start a damned war!"
>Have to spend the entire night with her oiling and cleaning your beard, trying to stimulate growth while you bathe together
>Worst part about it is all the kids in Winter Town are starting to joke you're Father Christmas

>>17920266
due to their big hands, they've got masterful digit control. this not only means that they're great at algebra, but that they have micron-level precision when it comes to their hands.
Trolls confirmed for best handjobs.

Don't you guys remember that trolls have strong body odor? Who could possibly want such smelly creatures as a wife?!

>>17920266
Neither, pretty much 8/10 it's okay.

>>17920275
Would shave anyway.

>>17920290
>the body odor is definitely not something unpleasant, if men nearby smell it, the powerful 'female' odor makes them dizzy. That alone is enough to cause an erection.
I don't see the problem

>>17919971
>he refused to knock up his wife
deserved the cucking he got, desu

Would monster girls care about your pubic hair? Would certain species want you to trim it or not to trim it?

>>17920181
>It's revenge from when she was little and I lifted her up by her tail.
Literally worse than KDF.

>>17920206
Canadian MGs are already picking up hockey, Glacies dominate the sport while Yetis take "bench warmer" too literally

>>17920306
Anon if you shave your beard your pelvis isn't the only thing the shortstack is gonna wreck.

>>17920317
I don't know about monstergirls in general anon, but both my waifu and I would shave everything from the neck down.

>This kills the meido.

>>17920331
Everything? Arms, legs, chest, pubic, and anus? That must be an experience.

>>17920348
All of it anon. I'm sure that monsergirls would have a way to easily and permanently keep that stuff away too, that stuff is really annoying and gets in the way of a certain specific fetish my waifu and I share.

>>17920348
>>17920359
I should probably add that my waifu wouldn't shave her paws or tail though, that'd be weird.

>>17920317
Being a snek she would probably find it exotic. I can see her shampooing and conditioning it.

>>17920215
I dont think her body can take love juice nonstop

there has to be a limit

>Man vs Wild Elf
>A show about a man dropped in the middle of Wild Elf territory and he tries to survive 3 days without being captured by the Wild Elves.
>They need a new man every episode because the Wild Elves keep winning.

>>17920371
Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?

>>17920365
After sex, would both of you zone out and just feel each other, her petting your hair and you rubbing her scales?

>>17920359
>that stuff is really annoying
>Have bear-type chest hair
>At best it does nothing, at worst it gets entangled with itself and God help you in extreme summers where it acts like another layer of clothing
>It's not even aesthetically pleasing unless you're very muscular, at which point it's redundant since everything can look good with it
JUST

>>17920375
Don’t be rude anon. She’s your loving wife to be. You’ve been dating for a while and were finally going to propose to her.

>>17920365
A kej would probably do the same thing

>>17920371
I wonder why I don't have any pictures of my wife around the house.

>>17920323
Wow rude! I'll have you know that was a for punishment thought it was cute.

>>17920330
Can't wreck me if I wreck her first.

>>17920406
It’s like pulling a child buy their ear.

>>17920413
Can't have your dragons be too spoiled and think they are invincible. They might grow chubby, lazy and easily s'layable.

>>17920341
Fuck off you repetitive shit.

>>17920491
>replying at all

>>17920341
whats he disappointed at ?

>>17920509
she polished everything so well the entire house became shiny and reflective, creating a disorienting mirror house effect.

>>17920529
I would hate if the whole house was reflective. I hate the way I look. I don’t want to see a piece of shit staring back at me.

>>17920386
>Manscaping Kej
Just imagine letting a skilled and loving courtesan have free reign over that area. Think not only about the end result, but of what it would feel like as she works on you.

>>17919804
Why would I give an Anubis my lunch money anon?

>>17920574
Because she'll send her older sister to bully you if you don't

>>17920597
What is she going to do, tell me to go to class in time? That anubis is getting nothing from me!

How do you punish a Gremlin for improperly using the 3D printer to make lewd items? Besides spanking. We get it, it’s a fetish, damn.

I wish we had more writers

>>17919804
Look at that smile. Is that the face of a delinquent that takes kids’ lunch money? She looks like the kind of kid who enjoys the automotive club or robotics club.

>>17920604
That's a cursing.

>>17920618
>Collect the change you find in the world.
That a wise, old Tanuki saying.

>>17920609
the boob pit

>>17920609
You forcefully 3D print a baby Gremlin with your dick and her womb.

>>17920649
He said "punish."

>>17920639
She can't curse me if I stroke her ears, tails and flee. Also, that gives me even more reason to bully her.

>>17920609
Force her to make useless machines instead of her favorite sex toys.

Imagine how much torture a Wendigo endures while her husband cooks up a holiday meal.
>"Hu...husband how much longer until the meats ready?" The Wendigo says looking through the oven window.
>"I already told you dear this is for dinner" he replies.
>She looks at the clock and it only reads noon.
>She just ate but the smell of honey glazed ham and stuffed turkey start to stir up her hunger.

Hope you brought your appetite, anon!

>>17920711
I want my meat so rare that ill only eat unicorns.

>>17920711
I did, but lost it when I saw her.

>>17920702
How much more torture is it when
>The husband is vegan and only ever cooks vegan dishes.

>>17920733
That's when you get a flayer appointment for Christmas.

>>17920702
Could just give her a leg bone to gnaw on in the meantime.

>>17920702
Imagine a Wendigo in the days leading up to thanksgiving. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, potatoes, ambrosia, cranberries, sweet potatoes, rolls and pies all filling the kitchen with delicious smells leading up to one big feast.

Reminder for my fellow house husbands! If you want to have your turkey ready in time for Thanksgiving Day, start defrosting your bird today! A 14 lbs. specimen needs about 3 and a half days in the fridge to thaw.

>>17920747
I'll just pop it in the microwave for a bit before I fry it, it'll be fine

>>17920618
At least i'm here
that counts for something, right?

>>17920747
I've got mine in the fridge now.

>>17920757
Bad house husband.

>>17920747
I don't need to defrost any turkey anon.
It's Spiral ham and hearty beef stew all the way.

>>17920757
You’re more brave or more foolish than I am. Good luck, have fun, and don’t become a statistic. I wish I could see the excited face of a hungry monster watching the deep fry process. Are using the ladder fry rig?

>>17920800
That sounds good too.

>>17920791
Of course it counts.
He just wants more content for the thread.
Which means either digging in the thread for new blood or asking one of the guys on mono's discord to get their shit together.

>>17920740
This is why I hate mindflayers.

>>17919811
>since this site is shit I can't delete the thread
deleting OP was removed cause people kept making threads and then deleting them and then blaming it on janitors to stir up drama.

>>17920850
I don't know why but I fucking love shitposts made up of stock images.

>>17920850
why this

>>17920890
Because Lilims deserve to be bullied.

>>17920893
No they don't

A hakutaku's power can be used for good
>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch. By using this ability, the knowledge they possess is passed down from parent to child. The tremendous knowledge they have by nature is the crystallization of ancestral wisdom continuously accumulated generation after generation.

Or "evil"
>Normally they will use this ability to teach their husband their own weak point and get him to attack it. However, in the case of a husband having multiple monster wives, it is also used to share information about their husband's weak point with the other wives so they can more effectively offer love and pleasure to their husband.

>>17920890
Just a little Lim funposting.

>>17920907
Fun is for faggots

>>17920907
Who is this?

>>17920813
>Which means either digging in the thread for new blood or asking one of the guys on mono's discord to get their shit together.
Would rather new blood because Frostcicle, Iron Beast, and even Chowder himself are currently busy with stuff last I looked. They're about the only writefags worth anything, and I refuse to stoop to the level to ask the whiny faggot for anything

>>17920893
You're wrong.
Alps deserve bullying.
They will always be at the bottom of the bully food chain.

>>17920907
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>17920893
Depends on the Lilim
I like Mari and Selene, and that other one from Abba's story.

>>17920911
Lani

>>17920920

>>17920901
>>17920920
Yes they do! They deserve it!

>>17920919
Last I heard frost was getting more Anubis art and Beast was writing more Lilim stuff.

>>17920919
>Chowder
I can't unhear that simpsons episode.

>>17920967
Isn't chowder from that one cartoon network show?

>>17920919
>Chowder himself
>Someone remembered I wrote
Yeah, doodling took up most of my time in between life and shit.

>>17920813
>New Blood
I'll write some more this week!
Definitely!

>>17920969
I think there is a character named chowder
but I haven sat down and watched CN in years

>>17920969
No, the food.

>>17920979
There is. It's a stupid ass cartoon about a raccoon furry with 0 in his Int stat trying to learn how to cook.

>>17920967
https://youtu.be/kaQKHakrVyg

>>17920986
Seems very like you with your love for -1 int wurms and snacks. I guess that's where it comes from.

>>17920969
I loved that cartoon

>>17920702
She gets the fake meat until dinner's ready

>>17920986
I thought Chowder was about the adventures of a small purple thing, his whale mom and a blue sailor.

>>17921003
I love stupid moe girls, but when it's men it's highly unappealing.
Honestly the show was entirely stupid.

>>17921008
No, that's flapjack or something like that.

>>17921011
>>17921008
Yeah, that's Flapjack.

>>17920922
>Liking Mari
She shouldn't even be called a Lilim

>>17921025
She's the only Lilim apart from Druella that acts like one thougth.

>>17921033
>acts like a Lilim
>gangbang addict masochistic whore

>>17921033
>that acts like one
Sounds like you're just stereotyping lilims

>Unusually large, strong monstergirl living in human society.
>Is attempting to integrate but has trouble understanding certain aspects of human culture such as what human men find attractive.
>She uses the most practical logic she can. Strong things are good, therefore men must be attracted to strong women.
>Attempts to get the attention of guys by displaying her strength but is very inexperienced and socially awkward

>"O-oh! Oops! I-I accidentally dropped my dumbbell. I'll get it, it's just eighty pounds, no b-big deal."
>She slowly bends down to pick it up with one hand

>Goes to clubs and doesn't really know what to do so she just stands around trying to be casual while occasionally flexing 'on accident'

>Always looking for an opportunity to help some guy in the parking lot lift something heavy into his truck even though she's bound to start spilling her spaghetti as soon as she offers

>Lifting weights at the gym. She occasionally stops mid-hoist to look around and see if anyone's watching.

>Hears some guy trying to get her attention. Immediately tenses up, straightens her back, and attempts to look as big as possible. This makes the guy nervous. This, in turn, makes her even more nervous. She tenses up even more when she's nervous.

>Buying groceries. She loads up the conveyor with piles of steaks, pollock, and chicken breasts for protein.
>Attempts to flirt with cashier. Just sorta ends up stammering and dropping her wallet four times.

>Thinks she catches guy looking at her. FLEX TO IMPRESS!
>Rips the back of her shirt in half
>Puts on coat and buttons it up hoping no one will notice even though it's way too warm on the bus and she starts sweating everywhere.

>>17921039
She's not a gangbang addict though, she has a husband and a daughter.

>>17921057
Plus doppel potions exist to allow multiple partners without it being cheating since it's all you/her.

>>17920905
The hakutaku profile is full of greatness
>They have a habit of thirsting for knowledge and wanting to know everything about their partner. By closely interacting, they perform a detailed investigation concerning everything including his nature, qualities, preferences, fetishes, and even which erogenous zone is his weak point.

Think about this, having a hakutaku learn everything there is about you at a fast rate, eventualy know you better than you know yourself

>>17921039
Isn't she more just lewd overall than masochistic? Plenty of femdom stuff with her too. Engaging in a fetish you don't like doesn't mean she's not a Lilim though.
>>17921044
I mean she actively pushes towards her mother's goal, corrupts women and isn't just an esdeath clone or a white haired salamander.

>>17921057
The daugher is probably not even him's

>>17921066
Then whomst’dve?

>>17921064
>I mean she actively pushes towards her mother's goal
Is there any lilim that is against pushing towards her mother's goal, other than the unnameable?
>corrupts women
You'd have a point if corruption was the only way to push for said goal, not to mention that the only one against corruption is the aforementioned unnameable

>>17921064
I don't think every Lim makes their Mother's goal their life's main purpose to even exist, so most probably only put a little effort into it, whole others only wake up during the day to do it, and the remaining few probably don't even care and do their own things.

>>17921077
One of the multiple men (counted by the hundred probably) she has fucked, sometimes at the same time. And given the daughter pics, she's gona end the same.

>>17921062
Couldn't this ability be used to steal pin numbers from debit and credit cards?

>>17921097
That only has situational erotic usefulness, so it would be unlikely in most cases.

>>17921084
There was one, Laila maybe, that didn't care about love and/or sex and just wanted adventures os something like that.

>>17921106
We don't talk about that monster sue.
Merely mentioning her name brings misfortune

>>17921097
>The hakutakus were working for the tanuki all along

>>17921106
Yes, that is who I was referring to as unnameable.

>>17921109
>>17921113
Ah, I see. Well, even the meme ones corrupt others.

>>17921109
Whats Wrong with her?

>>17921109
Ilassa!

>>17921097
Do you actually know your card number, or do you just look at it while typing? Secure computers are, in theory, safe from Hakutakus.

>>17921120
She can numerous things wrong with her.
The biggest few are her sueness and using her father's sword.

>>17921126
Is a Lim I like more than my own.

>>17920938
I still stand by my original statement. I'd rather see some new stuff from new people or Frostcicle, that fucking purple cat-bear-raccoon, or even Beast before I cow-tow to a fucking hypocrite faggot who memes motivation at Chowder as if it's pig and farm

>>17920893
delet

>>17921064
>just an esdeath clone
Maybe I should take that redesign idea a bit more seriously.

>>17921097
I can barely remember my own age and you think I know my payment info off the top of my head?

>>17921134
Man, you really enjoy lurking in the Discord, lurking-kun. And your hate boner for him is beyond borderline gay.

>>17921064
The good lims are the ones that no one knows, like that doppelganger one!

>>17921126
Another whore

>>17921141
Do it, Lose.
Do it so she has her own image

>>17921048
Buff is life, buff is love

>>17921152
Ilassa is actually a virgin.

>>17919893
That ass is poorly drawn.

>>17921169
All girls who only do anal are virgins.

>>17921169
That's not what I've seen in those pics

>>17921064
>white haired salamander.
?

>>17921183
Selene.

>>17921189
There's more to her than that, isn't there?
Doesn't she corrupt people too?

Will-O-Wisp Simulator 2018
http://www.monikaafterstory.com/

>>17921149
Heaven forbid I hate hypocrites

>>17921203
Of course.
But it's the shitposting way to flanderize her most noticeable trait and go from there.

>>17921130
I dont know what you mean by sueness
But I like her don't say mean things

>>17921212
Heaven forbid you stop moaning and groaning about him like some little bitch who got fucked and dumped and has to update her blog about it constantly and bring it up at every opportunity.

>>17921153
>Lani
>Those horns
She already looks like a hatless Victoria

>>17921223
What is even going on anymore?

>>17921231
It's more distinct from the side.
Viccy's horns point more forward.
Lani's point more upward.

Basically: Viccy has horn ED.

>>17921217
>Liking her

>>17921236
>Implying Lani doesn't OD on Horny™ horn viagra

>>17921243
Let's quit the negativity and focus on something good instead.
Like the idea of being bullied sexually by a Kraken Ojou-sama who has an enormous secret crush on you.

>>17921245
>Implying Lani doesn't have proper, healthy horns
>Implying Viccy doesn't have Horn ED and has to OD on that herself to even reach half mast

elves are for _____

>>17921252
Yeah well she can beat up your lilim

>>17921203
Yes she does.
But Beast loves fighting, enough to have Selene make a arena underneath her mansion.
And thankfully not enough to got full grigori/fanfiction.net tier.

>>17921243
>stop liking what I don't like

>>17921261
>Viccy
>Beating up any other Lim
Pfft.

>>17921257
french fries

>>17921261
My lilim can beat your lilim though!

>>17921062
>Hakutaku learns things about anon
>likes to keep it in a book she carries with to right new discoveries in.

>>17921257
Loving snuggles.

>>17921263
>Spoiler
how bad is it?

>>17921285
Extremely bad.
Grig and FFnet are extremely bad and full of edgy shit. Like the one story about a dude writing a Male Lilim self insert doing edgy shit and fucking up the world of MGE, and including Mari's Lilim in it too to likely ship them together.

>>17921257
Intensive breeding with deredere aftercare.

>>17921267
My vampire can beat your lilim!

between 7PM and 5AM during a full red moon

>>17921257

>>17921267
Lim powerlevels are probably this:
- Druella and Mari(Post marriage)
- Mari(Pre marriage) and Viccy(Post marriage)
- Illassa, Selene, Lani, and QoH
- Viccy(Pre Marriage)
- Bodysuit Lim
>Laila

>>17921291
Didn't he tone things down recentry?

>>17921291
>Male Lilim self insert

>>17921306
>Bodysuit Lim
Cutest lilim, needs more love.

>>17921306
>Bodysuit lilim
Which one is this? I didn't know there were more Renault tier lims.

>>17921291
I think I know the story you're talking about
He actually says in a authors note that he just looked at MGE and went "this needs more murder/death"
Doesn't help that hellsing abridged is stated to be an inspiration but that seems to be more about alucard's "give no fucks" personality instead of being actually entertaing

>>17921306
>QoH
>Below anyone
Fuck is this?

>>17921312
I doubt it.
He's probably trying to look like he's changed to stop everyone from artblocking him.

>>17921315
Yes, you're reading it right.

>>17921324
Yep. Fucking eyesore.

>>17921306
>We're discussing oc donut steel Lilim power levels now
This is the worst post in the thread

https://pastebin.com/BVJ2mc4z

Fluffy Sheep, Happy Sleep.

Written in half an hour, probably lacks coherency, mostly bullet points for the idea.

Will try to post the actual story tomorrow. Give feedback as you see fit.

>>17921306
I should make a mouse-like lilim so people talk about me too

>>17921329
>Posting Viccy
>He didn't even save the edit with spaces instead of underscores
but why

>tfw Lilim OCs have more art than nameless off-profile MGE girls

>>17921323
She's one of the hundreds of Jap anon Lims from the eastern fanbase.
They have MANY more than we do.

>>17921312
If by "toned" things down you mean he still insists all the edgy shit happened in his setting in the past and that his modern setting is after peace is achieved (read: monsters got beat into "co-existence") He still writes that past part of his setting too, but because it happened in the past that makes it less edgy or something.

He also still tries to get art of his not-nazis and tries to get artists to read his shit completely unsolicited in hopes of free art.

>>17921223
him not writing isn't the issue. him acting like he can give people writing advice and motivation by pulling stupid roman emperor shit or rocky balboa out of a fucking hat is.

for a guy who's hell bent on bitching about how he can't post stories to thread because this place has anons who'll hurt his fee-fees he's a pretty insufferable faggot, especially when chowder tries to get him to 'bully' people into writing.

>>17921337
Eh.
Not a big deal.

>>17921339
I've heard once that during his "crusades" Ace lets the artist have free reign on the design, and they often just use the profile one out of convenience.

>>17921306
>>17921327
Yeah I think this needs addressed, the QoH is likely much stronger than even Druella. Even maintaining a small pocket dimension the size of a house is pretty impressive in the setting, the Queen of Hearts can maintain a whole fucking dimension of her own and is likely the second strongest non-god entity, only bellow the demon lord herself.

>>17921340
Oh, I see. Other than the ones in the pastebin I've just seen three or five more.

>>17921352
>Despite not being the eldest lilim, when it comes to the sheer amount of magic/mana she can exert, the Queen of Hearts is notably regarded as the most powerful of all the lilim.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_of_Hearts

>>17921329
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

>>17921339
There's this artist who constantly draw off profile monstergirls.

>>17921342
Well that's still something

>>17921352
Where has it been said that maintaining a pocket dimension the size of a house is already impressive?
All Lims can already effortlessly make their own pocket realms on the fly, QoH is the only one stated who keeps hers up indefinitely.

If anything, the most likely thing if Lims can't normally do it forever, is she's making is self sustained by having wonderland monsters fuck and feed it through the resulting energy.

>>17921358
Oh great, KC made the perma loli Lim the strongest.
Who DIDN'T see this coming?

>>17921340
I'm kind of reminded of the season 2021 episode when everyone becomes a captain.

>>17921358
I love it

>>17921362
I appreciate how nicely his art has come along.

>>17921381
Cute Ochis, would take 4 and build a harem.

>>17921355
Really, all the people bitching about too many Lims are just really memeing considered we don't push past single digits with ours in terms of numbers.

>>17921285
See for yourself
while there are some likable stories, these 4 stick out as super cancer
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12649644/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Thousand-Stars
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12638985/1/Monster-Girl-Navy
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12565786/1/Theo-Blood-Angel-of-Lescatie-Monstergirls-vs-Human-Empire
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12723852/1/MGE-A-Real-Fucking-Incubus

Just read the goddamn summaries, that should be enough

>>17921393
>The top one
Jesus christ.

>>17921393
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12649644/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Thousand-Stars
the summary got a laugh out of me

>>17921393

well that made me feel better about my writing ability.

>>17921415
Ditto.

>>17921393
Isekai
Futa and isekai...
Edge shaper than coldsteel
Why?

>>17921376
>season 2021
You mean Sealab 2021?

How booty-ful is your waifu?

>>17921393
>Top one.
>15 chapters.

Well, there go all my plans for the night.
Time to feel good about my writting ability.

>>17921527
Yes.

>tfw no size queen shortstack who wants you to split her like a log on your meat pole and stuff her with enough cum to make her look pregnant with quadruplets

>>17921546
>No Shortstack will get corrupted just for you and smother your dick between her tits

>>17921549
>No Himedere shortstack who decides to praise you for doing a satisfactory job with headpats
>Then she tries to reach your head by jumping up and down
>It takes a few minutes of her shouting before you're brought back to reality

>>17920919
>Beast and Chowder are the only writefags worth anything on the discord
>RS, ELH, Punaldin and Quicksilver/KDF aren't

>>17921557
Himedere shortstacks are for teasing into want the D at all times.

>>17921567
Especially since they're closer to it and can get a good idea of the size. Or maybe they misinterpret and think you're small when you're actually huge.

>>17921561
He was naming a few as an example, you idiot.

>>17921557
>Kneal down
>Pick her up
>Stand back up
>Let her pat my head then

>>17921587
She then says she's thankful you're not a complete idiot and pets you. And she didn't squeak when you picked her up and she is most certainly NOT blushing

I wrote a thing

https://pastebin.com/TpgY9h5Y

>>17921561
In order to be a writefag you have to write.

>>17921608
Pun still writes.

>>17921580
>Think's you're small
So she's a size queen?

>>17921608
You've got a point for most of them but Chowder hasn't written anything in years and ELH wrote something in February.

>>17920215
>your life basically is like an elite athlete training but dedicated to please you Lilim.

The Summer Olympics in MGC would be a glorious hell of a shitshow.

On the subject of writefags, I want D3lerium to write more.
Fuck that story was good.

>>17921603
>1st thing in the pastebin
Fresh meat.

You going to continue it? Seeing an ancient inari get used to the modern world would be cute, seems nice so far.

>>17921628
>The Lim pleasing event in the MGC Olympics
>Many Limfags try to please their respective Lims
>Only one gets the gold though
I'd watch it.

I just want some shortstack Werecat titties to grope and milk.

>>17921624
I like to think most shortstacks are size queens. Some are just more aware of their love for big man meat then others. Imagine a Himedere shortstack seeing your dick and insisting it's too big for her despite her desparately trying to shove it down her throat.

Which girl has the biggest sweet tooth? What would happen if I made a Cherpumple Cake for her for thanksgiving?

Yes it’s a real thing.
https://www.today.com/recipes/cherpumple-t60376

>>17921677
Wurms.
Followed by Draphs.

>>17921677
Titania.

>>17921603
Pretty cute so far. Can't wait for more.

>>17921684
Reminder dorafs enjoy their alcohol, even if they are tiny.

>>17921690
>Anon slept during her bedtime story
>She serves you cake without any cream on it

>>17921704
They also have tiny holes, as pointed out by the lore.
So enjoy needing to use harpy lube to get in one.

>>17921711
Anon stop! They would never do something so horrible!

>>17921711
>Frostingless cake
I actually enjoy that. It's best when the cake is a little crunchy like a cookie.

>>17921673
Just imagine picking up a Himedere shortstack and forcibly making her bounce on your dick as her curled hair flies loose and her haughty exterior gives way to her begging for more as you use her as your onahole.

>>17921650
>fresh meat
In terms of monster girl writing, yes. I've been writefagging in threads since 2013.

>You going to continue it?
It has a 1 in the title my man.

>>17920934
Love this image

>>17921603
>New writefag
Nice!

>>17921718
It's okay, they're stretchy.

>>17921768
>They're stretchy
It's why they flock to human men, after all. Doraf men are like gorillas; huge muscular bodies, super tiny dicks.

>>17921757
Good to hear on both accounts, glad to have you.

>>17921722
Couldn't be worse than not getting bedtime hugs

>>17921732
Cute.
I can only imagine this as an extra stacked, shortstack holst.

>>17921768
Small but adaptive is a good trait, sasuga monster shortstacks and lolis.

>>17921787
Do not speak of such nightmarish things. Next you'll be saying such insane things like not sleeping in the same bed.

>Adventurer anon passes through village of shortstacks

I can only imagine the 'quests' he'd get.

Do mature or adult alices exist?

>>17921815
No, they're all disguised Chris Hansen.

>>17921811
>Birthday trouble!
>My daughter's birthday is in 4 days, and I haven't gotten her any "Fresh Cum"! I need you to provide her some before it's too late! You will be rewarded in gold, platinum coins, and minerals.

>>17921815
Yes through the use of Mammy Bammy, magic, or potions.

>>17921820
>Shortstack dwarf is trying to get anon to marry her daughter
>Said daughteru bursts into the forge in a huff
>"Mom! What the hell are ya doi-"
>Stops and looks at anon, eyes going wide before swiftly backing out of the forge.
>"Oh no! I sure hope I get some FRESH CUM for my birthday!"
>All of this is done in the fakest tone possible.

>>17921603
That was enjoyable, looking forward to more.

>>17921711
Isn’t that the point of a bedtime story?

I want a Mindflayer to play Sanitarium!

>>17921832
She hasn't got to the best part of the story yet

I just realized that, with a Dullahan, you can be the middle spoon.

>>17921897
That's adorable.

>>17921897
You can also be the middle spoon if you have 2+ wives.

>>17921904
Silly Anon
You can't spoon with a Bicorn

>>17921904
t. Bicorn

No talk, now is the time for kiki headpats.

>>17921904
But anon, Harem is Haram

Is solo action one of those forbidden fetishes, or can I have that in a story?

>>17921965
You mean masturbation? It's not forbidden, it's just nobody gives a shit because it's boring.

>>17922010
auto erotic asphyxiation isn't boring.

>>17922044
t. Mari.

My wife Ran is so beautiful, dude!

>>17921718
What is Harpy Lube?

>>17922077
Flabby fox fannies for frantic fondling.

>>17922080
>He hasn't watched that one hentai about a dude married to a hyper developed loli Elf who looks like an adult, and he has to go on a quest to find lube in order to fuck her due to how tight she is
God damn, man, that's an old one.

>>17922044
I'm imagining teen-wurm trying it and thinking it's stupid, unaware that her neck is too tough for it to work.

>>17922010
Sorry, I meant solo action (female)

>>17921561
I was using them as examples bud give your balls a tug. There's plenty of writers in the Discord but only one pretender who plays pool eight to five to Chaos shit.

>>17922077
Why wife Ran?

>>17922135
ahaha its funny cause you interpret ran as a verb!

>>17922103
Solo action (female) is great, but Elevator Action (Arcade) is fantastic.

>>17922105
>give your balls a tug
Not him, but what the fuck is this even supposed to mean? It's the stupidest phrase I've read in months.

>>17922189
I think it means "relax".

I'm an Alp.

>>17922229
and I'm a PC

>>17922171
>>17922232
Someone's having a good time

>>17922232
I'm Spartacus

>>17922232
But I am an Alp! I'm not allowed to use PCs!

>>17922238
I'm Dirty Dan

>>17922088
You have my attention...

>>17922248
I said it's old.
Elfen Bride or something.

>>17922246
I am the terror that flaps in the night

Remember that law of combat means you can marry an unmarried monster girl that identifies as a 'warrior' if you win!

>>17922267
>if you win
Good luck.

>>17922254
I am the terror that faps in the knight

>>17922254
I thought she had a spurdo face from the thumbnail.

>>17922254
>That outfit
Oh my, yes.

>>17922269
Git gud if you wanna git laid, anon.

>>17922269
Just pull an Indiana Jones

>>17922277
So accidentally lead the nazis to the holy grail?

>>17922283
Bring a gun to a knife fight

>>17922283
Good way to get an Angel right there, that or skeleton girls.

>>17922283
>>17922285
Wait, which movie are you talking about?

>>17922277

I don't see how getting your dad kidnapped by nazis is a solution

>>17920905
Hakutaku a fluffy

>>17922340
I want a tubby hakutaku that loves history.

>>17920905
I'd like to see one in Monster Musume. Especially since the guy is into legs and I don't think any of them actually has legs.

>>17922287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

>>17922287
First one, raiders of the lost ark
Swordmaster is setup for an epic confrontation with the hero and Indie pulls out a gun and shoots him

>>17922361
Wait a minute, what? I thought there was only Temple of Doom, the one with the grail, and the skull crystal one?

>>17922353
That's fucking hilarious.

>>17922363
Raiders of the lost ark was the first movie and arguably the most famous of the original 3. It was the one with the Nazi face-melting scene and the ark being locked away in a massive warehouse at the end scene which have both been parodied a zillion times.

>>17922374
Wait, what? I don't remember any face-melting scene or the ark.
Fucking hell, I need to leave the thread and watch it post-haste. See you in a few hours, because I know you ass will spoil it.

>>17922353
Just imagine doing this to a salamander then nursing her back to health afterwards. It would be worth it just to see her salty and tease her about it.

>>17922381
Seriously, dude. Next you're going to tell us you haven't seen Back to the Future.

>>17922381
>because I know you ass will spoil it
The films have been put for decades, fucker.

So if the portals actually opened, and you met your favorite monster girl/waifu, do you think you would actually get along with her? Would you actually jive with your preferred species of monster girl?

>>17922388
>nursing her back to health afterwards.
would bullets even hurt her?

>>17922397
Yes. Why would I have a favorite that I didn't like?

>>17922381
What lead-lined bunker have you been living in for the past thirty-plus years, anon?

>>17922405
things change once you get to know someone.