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Wife slimes best slimes

My cooking and cleaning are taken care of by a living doll my great-grandfather bought from a Celestial. She needs a stepladder for some things, but she always tries her best.

>According to the QM Many Worlds Interpretation, alternate universes occupy the same space, just in different states we cant percieve as we are decohered from them
>This includes worlds where laws of physics are different
>This includes worlds where Earth is different and all possible variations of Earth including those with different physics
>Also every event possible of those Earths
>This means your waifu is right now seated besides you
>In fact there has to be some versions where she is occupying the same space as you
>Your waifu is closer to you than the device you are typing from anon
>You just cant see her because you are not in the same universe, even though you occupy the same space
>So far, yet so close

>>17898678
Maids are olev though

Are Hellhounds a good option if I want to feel safe?

>>17898682
I prefer Dark Slimes, but Wife Slimes are top ten. Personally I like a little more adventure in an MG.

>>17898713

And that's fine. Nure's are for those more into homely types. There's a monster girl for everyone out there.

>>17898682
How would a Nure react to her husband having terrible depression one day?

>>17898734
I’ve decided I love the homely types. Incidentally, a whole lot of them are Zipanguese.

Never go around saying you want safe sex or protected sex in MGEland. In MG lingo its an euphemism for saying you want to fuck Hellhounds or you are otherwise for a bodyguard waifu.

>molesting troll wife sensitive ass

>>17898735

She would become concerned and do everything she could to cheer you up.

>>17898668
For sea girls I think I prefer krakens, but mermaids are really gentle so I wouldn't mind chilling with one. Sadly I don't know how to swimvery well, but if one tried to teach me I'd go for it.

Unless she was a dolphin.

>>17898740
Troll to cook and housemake for you and be a big-butt snuggle-lover milf
Nureonago to silently dots on you and be an intimate happy-ending masseuse
Houri to fawn and swoon with heartpupils at you and cry tears of joy with handholding virginal sex every night
Kejourou to brush your hair and dress you in silken clothes and lovingly gentledom you with full body hair jobs as she whispers in your ear
Inari to playfully flirt with you even in public and mofucate you in bed as you pound into her
Ochimusha to solemnly serve and protect you and be the most aroused fulfilled lover ever when you finally engage in sex with her
Succubus to act like your bubbly girlfriend and retreat with you to your perfect sexual fantasy in her Special Room Made For Him every night
Demon to look frightening and sadistic to all others but behind closed doors be a total lovemuffin to you and let you indulge your most shameful carnal desires

What kind of monster would be best for tummy rubs?

>>17898780
Even better if she’s the kind that refuses to swear while still giving in.

>>17898811
Jinko, absolutely. Followed by Minotaur, then Ochimushabs.

>>17898811
>tummy rubs
People often complain about headpats being a shit meme but this is even worse.

>>17898811
Wurms. They are made for it and you can make her cum just from it.

>>17898780
Take responsibility Anon. She gets embarrassed to the point of tears when she ends up cumming just from your hands gently rubbing her prodigious double-wide booty as she cooks dinner.

Has KC ever described the Undead Kingdoms appearance beyond beyond being bathed in perpetual moonlight?

>tfw Wendigoes took all the meat she's planning to sell away

>>17898836
I'll take responsibility when she tells me what she wants in detail.

>>17898835
Imagine telling a Wurm you love muscles and abs (or she catches you oogling ar a Minotaur or Jinko), does crunches and bicep excersises for 30 minutes, you laugh it off as "silly Wurm things". Because she is a Dragon, she actually gets muscled as fuck in just 30 minutes of working out. Then spend hours licking her perfectly formed 6 pack abs.

>>17898844
Naughty Wendigos get spanked!

>>17898780
>Troll wife’s ass is getting bigger and bigger every day
>she sighs wistfully when inspecting it in the mirror one morning as her husband watches from the bed
>reaches her big hands down, even they can’t fully grasp it, gives it a shake and a jiggle, mashing and squeezing it before letting it go
>”Sweetiepie, do you think my tushy is getting a bit pushy?”
>turns to see her husband fully erect and throbbing
>”...yes.”

>>17898841
There was a fair bit of info in mge2, including their social structure and such.

>>17898863
>Oogle another girl
>Wurm gets intantly deprrssed and starts thinking about how she isn't good enough for you

>>17898870
Just the way I like it.
Would still let her sit in my lap when it comes movie time though.

>>17898863
>Reaching Minotaur/Jinko body in 30 minutes

Come on anon, that's ridiculous.

Did you know that the oceans have their own nobility?

>>17898875
I just want her to pin me down and show me whos boss

>>17898879
You know Anon, your energy making her booty so big means it will have to make your dick bigger to be able to fully please it.
Are you prepared for your wife to be caught staring at the lumberjack’s log in your pants as she’s fixing lunch one afternoon, unable to turn her furiously blushing face away as she unconsciously spreads her legs and bends at the waist?

>>17898863
>Oogle another girl
>Wurm gets instantly depressed and starts thinking about how she isn't good enough for you
She also breaks your fingers

>>17898890
>ask her what’s for lunch
>”Sausage... big, juicy, dripping thick sausage... u-um, w-with homemade sauerkraut and fresh grown salad, h-honeylog!”
>”...honeylog?”
>”Sweetiecock! AH! I didn’t say that!”

>>17898883
Yep, otohimes are actuslly queens.

>>17898890
I am, it can't just all be take, I've got to give some back every now and then.

Just means that I can sit spread legged when I'm sitting down so she can try ignore it while walking past.

Movie night may soon become an extra reason for anal as she's trying to squeeze me all movie while I give little thrusts and bumps to her.

She's going to look pregnant when we're done, assuming she's only 'moderately' increasing the seed package.

>>17898910
Someone's asking for a personal footlong to 'eat'

>>17898910
>your big assed troll loving housewife will never call you “Sweetiecock”
Feels fucking bad man

>>17898803
So if a mermaid and her group of friends wanted to show you a totally awesome cave would you go?

They're not dolphins after all.

>>17898910
>Sweetiecock

>>17898921
>>17898936
Sweetiecock?

>>17898882
>skinny anon learns all the magic and spells he can
>Onis start teading him, poking his rib and lifting him up
>Anon casts BUFF and sends most of his SE to hell, though now he can easily princess carry two onis at the same time

>>17898901
Why would she break my fingers?

>>17898939
Yeah.


Sweetiecock.

>>17898945
She broke my fingers.

>>17898936
>>17898910
Fat Bottomed Troll wife is cute!
Even if she sometimes misspeaks at times or wants her husband to fill her rear at inopportune times in public.

>>17898939
I imagine he was going for Sweetiepie, although Sweetiepenis would be more fitting.

>>17898806

those all sounds really nice.

>>17898930
I wouldn't go underwater, I'd just stay on shore and just a bit near the deepest parts. And if she was with friends I'd probably be more shy about it.

>>17898952
>Walking with troll wife in the market
>other Monstergirls and their husbands displaying various degrees of public affection to put it lightly
>troll wife presses her hips against you
>”Oh snugglebug! Can you believe all these girls being so lewd in public? How vulgar!”
>She starts grinding her hips as her voice cracks and she wipes sweat from her forehead
>”N-nothing like us, s-sweetielump, we would never do something like that in public, wouldn’t we?”
>she’s openly salivating now, you’re pinned to a market stall post with her gigantic ass gyrating and dryhumping your log through your pants
>”Save it for the bed, r-right baby? No need to pump your wife full of baby batter right here right now, right baby? You wouldn’t want to make a mess riding me ragged and painting my insides white on this spot, right Anon? Right my big handsome sexy man?”

>>17898978
>Right my big handsome sexy man
I love being complimented by Monsters.

>>17898978
>big handsome sexy man
I'll need to incubize fast if I ever want to hear those words...sexy I ain't.

>>17898952
>That sweet and cute facade breaks when her butt get filled with Anon's honeylog.

>>17898978
As much as I enjoy private time, I don't think I could resist going at her till she's filled as much as her body would allow at that moment, probably while remarking on how dirty she is for wanting to go at it in public.

It also sounds like a big 'thing' in the pants isn't all she wants on me, she may be adding muscle to me as well

>>17898991
Cute in the streets, a pervert in the sheets

>>17898991
>”Plow my ass like a garden with your big oversized hoe of a cock!”
>”Dig your hard shovel into my fertile mounds and plant your sticky perennials!”
>”Your fertilizing man-meat is going to grow me into a first-prize babygourd!”

Troll doujins are... flavorful, to use a term.

>>17898996
>Cute in the streets, a pervert in the sheets
Just like a Unicorn.

I want to spank a kiki.

>>17899009
To be fair, I'd love nothing more than to give a unicorn wife a kiss on the lips as we split for work, although I'd be leaving her filled to maximum capacity and plugged up by something before I leave.

Just enough so that the elf at work keeps hearing a weird liquid noise whenever my unicorn walks passed.

Alraune are underrated girls.

How good are monster girls compared to regular 9 year old human girls when it comes to sexual relations? Can a young girl transform or somehow become a monster girl or must you be born as one? Do monster girls include ones like Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren and many of those in the democratic party? Can a certain furry like fictional creature that was in an anime called "Bagi: Monster of Mighty Nature" be considered a monster girl?

Pic related.

Well now I love trolls.
Thanks a lot jerks, as if my top ten wasn’t crowded enough.
I’d have the most diverse harem ever...

>>17899049
I couldn't go for more than 4 in a harem.
I also don't have a 'favorite' so much as a mood at that time.

>>17899045
Always a solid choice and do make the top ten for me.

>>17899046
By nine many if not most of them are fully ready for sex

Yep, transformation is the norm and a regular occurrence

No, those are a different kind of monster

The distinction depends on who you ask with extremely varying definitions and extremely polarized opinions, by the time I’ve finished typing this I’m sure you’ll have already learned what it is here in these threads

>>17899045
I can only get into them if they’re excessively Ara-Ara
Whereas Liliraunes I like to be more traditionally sexy (supermodel proportions, thin yet hourglass etc)

>>17899072
>The distinction depends on who you ask with extremely varying definitions and extremely polarized opinions, by the time I’ve finished typing this I’m sure you’ll have already learned what it is here in these threads
So once again you're saying that obvious shitposter dindu nuffin? You're pretty goddamn easy to spot with that holier-than-thou attitude of yours.

So from this world, when a guy gets married to a monster, he turns into an incubus? What does that make him then? Still technically a human or...?

>>17899080
Just gander through the wiki, fag. No need to spoonfeed.

>>17899080
Lurk more

>>17899056
Same pretty much. Completely opposite ends of the spectrum too. Sometimes I want a straight up fatfag-tier P’Orc to bully, sometimes I want a thin and sporty Dhampir to sit on my face, sometimes I want to be tenderly raped by a freakishly muscular Oni, sometimes I want to do terrible things to a little sleepy innocent Dormouse.

Today again, a new wife picture!

>>17899090
Pretty much, although the species and body types vary although some, like muscle lolis, don't really exist.

I've been feeling pudgy vampires recently though, probably the same tier as the P'Orc you mentioned, along with a muscle elf noble.

>>17899072
Thanks. What would you say about this character from samurai jack? Aliens aren't monster girls? Do monster girls need to have a human "base" first with all the other stuff added on to become "monster"?

How are anthropomorphic characters different than monster girls? It shouldn't be right that a characters classification be determined by which type of community flocks to it.

>>17899077
Fuck off, I am asking legitimate questions.

>>17899110
>snout
that is furry

>>17898910
Innocent monsters making freudian slips are the cutest. I'd love for a houri to accidentally reveal she's a sizequeen during some random conversation.

Congratulations to Anubis for having the dubious honor of having for the most fucked up piece of MGE to date. I wish I could unsee things.

>>17899080
In MGE, incubus is more of a classification than a true species or race change. Think of it as them having sexually ascended or reaches a sort of enlightenment, that also may or may not depending on preference come with some physical yet still in the realm of humanity changes, like a bigger dick or a physique more in line with what your monster wife(s) desire, though that’s rare typically. Part of said ascension is that you can live off of sex from then on, that you will always keep going until all of your wives are satisfied, and that you will match the age of your wife to the nanosecond, which in some cases could be thousands of years or even near-infinity in special cases.

>tfw the posts complaining about the blatant furfag shitposts will get deleted while the furfag shitposts will stay up
>again

>>17899084
I'm just asking won't you all become monster boys if you marry them? You seem to hate them but you'll turn into one if you marry your waifu? Is there something I'm missing though? Are "incubi" just perfect human fucktoys?

>No need to spoonfeed.
Why? The only other thing you do in this thread is accuse each other of things and erp. Might as well answer a question about the setting without directing me to read those silly profiles again.

>>17899089
Don't wanna. I don't really care too much, but glancing over this thread I just come here to report nudes I started thinking about it and it seemed strange.

>>17899124
>most fucked up piece of MGE
Accidentally an "art" there.

>>17899125
alright, so you're not a monster, you just have a monster cock?

>>17899129
>I'm just asking won't you all become monster boys if you marry them?
Bait.jpg

>>17899114
You're enabling their faggotry you braindead faggot. Go back to whatever shithole you came from instead acting under the facade that you're a source of reason.

>>17899127
/a/ 2.0

>>17899123
That it is.
And for Houris it works really well due to them, presumably, being shorter than average, meaning the 'size' isn't all that much or she really wants to be stretched.

>>17899116
So the face has to be 100% human looking? With only splashes of color or whiskers etc? That can't be right...

>>17899125
>having sexually ascended or reaches a sort of enlightenment
I couldn't help but imagine some anon reaching Nirvana by meditating on the mysteries of Dat Ass

>>17899138
See, there you go again. >>17899125 already answered though, so I'm gone.

>>17899127
The guy's basically doing the same than the last thread

>>17899147
Correct, that is how it has always been. Now fuck off.

>>17899151
And the previous thread, and the previous thread, and the thread before that, etc. etc.
This shit smells like collusion to me.

>>17899110
That’s pretty definitively furry, though I’ve seen the creatures you’re talking about in such a way that they’d fulfill a Monstergirl definition.
Aliens is a less contentious yet still contentious distinction and anything I’d say would just be opinion.
As far as these threads go and the usually accepted source materials, Monstergirls are typically human girls with monstrous features, not the other way around.
The reason they’re different is actually pretty long and storied in Internet history and culture but also has a separate reasoning in its distinction in Japan and I couldn’t really explain it easily. Suffice it to say, both communities are largely insufferable to one another. It’s really in everyone’s interest they stay separate, as vague and harsh as that may sound.

>>17899147
Yes, there's literally a global rule against furry outside of /b/ and /trash/

>>17899110
Yiff in hell furfag.

>>17899108
That is an excellent combination and vampire and elves are both great mixups for those bodytypes in my humble opinion.

>>17899110

This same shitposter popped up during winter a few months back if that furry catgirl image and /pol/ oriented topic is anything to go by.
It doesn't help that this cuck >>17899165 >>17899125 >>17899072 >>17899114 is letting him continue his shit.

>>17899177
Muscle elves are always solid and the other is fantastic because I've slowly begun to realize that I enjoy hedonistic nobles almost as much as I enjoy the, well, noble ones in some sort of weird corruption offshoot.

Even better if the vampire started out lithe/fit before getting that way.

What I have learned the last 7 years is there is no rhyme, reason or any sort of consensus of what a monster girl actually is. Girls many people think are monster girls break the visual rules/cues of another.

Because a certain community latches onto a type of charavter, because of that alone, it is not a monster girl.

Seems very contradictory at times.

>>17899137
With the assumption you’ll responsibly assume the context of the phrase “monster cock” and also remembering the other points, “yes”

Well this shit is gonna get purged.
I hope it will at least

>>17899189
completely covered in fur and snout=furfag
its that simple nigger.

>>17899188
Me too, wholeheartedly. It’s the process that makes it even sexier, and hard to resist imagining with plenty of different species.
Vampire is especially kinky for it because you can imagine herself greedily gorging herself on your blood as well.
Having a musclegirl to balance it out is good too though, and imagining a svelte elf pumping up over time into an Amazonian bulky elf warrior is fantastic as a contrast. Good luck satisfying both though.

>>17899210
Just portugese the fucker.

>>17899210
Do not reply to shitposting.

>>17899189
The lines can get blurry if you really stretch it, but furries should fuck off, because furfags are incredibly obnoxious and allowing them into any community inevitably causes it's demise.

Think there's a little bit of overlap? Sure. Personally you don't mind furshit? Fine.
Like what you want, but this place is not for furshit and I don't see how that's so hard to understand.

>>17899212
Exactly.
The elf is there through some ancient tie to serve as a bodyguard for the vampire, but falls for me, and starts bulking up so she's better able to defend the pair of us as, after all, if a vampire can't take it down then what can?

She'd wear more covering plate over chainmail bikinis so that she could strip out at the end of the day to show off her muscled, fit glory.

As for the vampire, yes, having her be a greedy drinking, in all three meanings of the term, would be fantastic and it would be enjoyable to have had her go from an up tight, ice queen to a more relaxed, cheerful but seductive girl that's been relaxing and enjoying more food, drink, and 'drink' than she used to, even if the fellow nobility is baffled/horrified by what she's doing.

>>17899221
>but furries should fuck off, because furfags are incredibly obnoxious and allowing them into any community inevitably causes it's demise
I agree, and I say this as someone who would get intimate with kemono with no problems.

>>17899221
>>17899236
Janitors seem intent on allowing fur/xeno/anthroshit unfortunately.

Yeah, it does get blurry.

>>17899245
Xenomorphs can't be monster girls? Well shit, if you can have a sandworm girl or jabberwock girl, I wouldn't think xenomorphs from aliens would be much of a stretch.

>>17899234
The best way to be, between a rock and a soft place. I imagine they’d be surprisingly good at sharing too, with the pair sometimes enlisting the other to tease and tempt you to do kinky tandem things all together in lustful debauchery.

>>17899258
Xenomorphs are a difficult thing to classify. I would say they can be either female monster, monstergirl or furry.

Do Jinkos like to flex their muscles for their husbands?

>>17899273
Oh nevermind, I did read >>17899258 as xenos, not xenomorphs.

>>17899258
Depends on the image, obviously. If it's just an alien with tits, it's anthroshit
If it's an anime girl with minor alien features, monstergirl

>>17899046
>>17899110
>>17899247
>furries
>random /pol/shit
Surely this is so blatant that it has to get deleted.

And if all the people telling the shitposters to fuck off get deleted and the garbage stays up, that's more than enough evidence to be taken to /qa/ or IRC.

>>17899282
Wouldn't be more a proper monster of the female genre, than anthroshit?

Talk about Pharaohs who spoil their slaveboys.

>>17899262
Exactly.

It could be the vampire using some honeyed words and clever innuendo while she snacks to get the elf on guard hot and bothered until she 'requests' that said elf go with her into the bedroom while instructing me to arrive a few moments later to find that bottom heavy, pudgepire laying atop the muscle elf and giving me bedroom eyes, their bodies nude and waiting woomanhoods wet and waiting.

What also works is the muscle elf suffering through a particularly arrogant day with me until she gets fed up, carries off her weight of a mistress and holding her legs apart and her entrance waiting while urging me to 'quite her' until the vampire is lust drunk before moving on to the elf herself.

>>17899273
Interesting. I have always liked alienesque girls that look humanish even in their monster form. Here is a popular one who could fit the bill.

Praise the demon lord and her daughters 2bh

>>17899280
You know it.
They love nothing more than to flex and show off their figures.

>>17899316
Not gonna lie, I'd worship Druella at her feet.

>>17899313
>posting garbage

>>17899330
That's the spirit!

>You will never be a radical faction paladin

>>17899332
Ur moms garbage baiter.

>>17899093
Decently thick.

>>17899093
That's a cute wife.

>And then the zombies came for the thread.

>>17899396

Gazer's are the kind of lewd monsters that would use their eye stalks to watch you pound her like a rutting beast

>>17898991
>>17899008
>sweetest and nicest woman in the neighborhood
>at night hellhound next door asks if she can "tone it down a bit"

>>17899400
Why is Lich-san blushing?
Is Wight-chan telling her lewd things?

>>17899401
I'm tired of profile clones, I want to see what other Gazers look like godammit.

>>17899129
>>17899313
These shitposts are still up.

>>17899401
Yep, its like some weird form of self voyeurism.

>>17899403
Yep, a lewd creature to be sure.

>>17899404
Wight is teasing the Lich because she got a love letter

>>17899421
Adorable.
Lich-san has a maiden's heart.

>>17899431
She's spent her entire unlife in her catacombs and doesn't even know how to talk to a boy. Thankfully Miss Wight is there to help her.

>>17899444
Asshat

Flustered kuuderes are cute

>>17899438
Miss Wight is probably reading too deeply into things so that Lich-san thinks that anons thoughtful letter is a promise of womb punishing, forceful loving.

>>17899330
Not like your mind would be able to deny her if you were in her presence. Unless you already got a mg wife I guess.

>>17899450

>>17899457
I bet she's doing it on purpose because she thinks it's amusing when Lich-san gets flustered.

Please don't spam images.

>>17899464
Nope.jpg

>>17899436
>>17899444
>>17899450
>>17899451
>>17899464
>>17899476
Hold on now, these threads aren't meant for imagedumps.

Are super fertile MG a blessing or a curse? would the couple receive druella support because they are creating much more future monster girls?

>>17899494
I don't know but pumping a dragon like alextraza full till she's sporting a gigantic egg(s) bump would be fantastic, particularly if her hips and chest followed said bump

>>17899124
Blame the anubisfags, some of them are cursed.

>>17899501
Reminder that it's canon Alexstraza was a sex slave for awhile.

>>17899464
Too bad about the vore.

>>17899124
What is it?
Can you link it?

>>17899511
Can't you take a hint?

>>17899505
Oh, I'm aware.
This time its for love/rebuilding the flight.
All the little daughterus running around would be fantastic.

Glad I exalted them back in the day

>>17899436
>>17899444
>>17899450
>>17899451
>>17899464
>>17899476
>>17899499
>>17899511
>now he's imagedumping

>>17899494
>Vamp Mosquito and her husbando gets support from Druella
>They have 21 daughterus instead of 7

Anon, how will it be when you meet your waifu? Do you have anything planned? Will you jump straight to sex or have a date first?

>>17899408
Go commission it.

>>17899531
Go to >>>/c/ if you want to brainlessly imagedump unrelated things that contribute nothing to the conversation.

>>17899501
Anon MG with human like bodies cant lay eggs! (i think?)

>>17899520
thats too many daugherus for a mother to feed!

>>17899529
It will be rape at first sight.

>>17899408
Too bad

>>17899542
Then a baby bump it will be.
A very, very large one.

And its not too many if we get some help to up her milk production!


She's a dragon, she can handle those extra large milk tanks.

>>17899555
>every time you have snu snu she gets daugheru because hyperfertile

thats gonna get out of hand real fast anon,she is your waifu,not a race procreator

Reminder that pear shaped bodies will forever be peak performance.

>>17899561
She can be both!
She'll still be cute, even if her body's hormones start changing her to have an overly exaggerated hourglass figure.

>>17899566
A want a cheshire with a super heavy pear figure.

>>17899494
Would you even be able to fill a draogn with two eggs? She would look so weird.
Two daughterus coming out of the same egg is okay though.

>>17899566
A lich with Jack the Stripper's body type is the best kind of lich.

Not enough dragonmaids, specially the emotionless lovey dovey ones

>>17899574
I don't think it would look that weird as these eggs are probably child sized, if not bigger.

And a bigger issue is a wife trying to pass an egg holding two daugherus.

>>17899525
My love cannot be contained, specially when you can keep pumping your love safely inside her

>>17899588
I picture it as they lay small eggs that grow bigger with time.

>>17899566
What about the "all her calories go straight to her boobs" Liches?

>>17899594
I can see that, which is an issue as I'd prefer live birth for my degenerate pregnancy/hyper preg fetishes.

Watching her fawn over the eggs would be cute though.

>>17899588
They'd be extra small and clutched together in there so the difference wouldn't be that big. But I guess >>17899594 take on it is better.
I'd be fine if dragons took 4 mouths to lay the egg and another four for the daughteru to pop out.

>>17899602
>She's fawning over eggs
>You mention wanting an omelette for breakfast
>She stares at you like you just shot her mother in the face with your dick on your anniversary

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com

How long will this take?

>>17899605
I imagine that's how it would need to work for those girls, although that does raise the question of if an egg laying girl can get pregnant with different 'aged' eggs while carrying one.

>>17899529
>Get Isekai'd
>End up landing on a Wight's dinner table and ruining it
>She drags me into her bedroom and rapes me for hours

Something like that

>>17899616
A lot of clicks.

>>17899616
More than an hour unless you're very quick with your mouse.

>>17899601
Not enough examples out there.

Dosh!

Enough to buy you off your feet boyim!

>>17899617
I thought about that once. Like, imagine if you got one pregnant and made it to the center of the tentacle forest. I doubt would work though and she'd only have one child at a time.

>>17899631
Sorry, I'm into beastgirls.

>>17899594
Same here

>>17899632
I think its possible, just hard to do.

>>17899631
Sorry, I need more than Dosh.
I'm also a gigantic pervert so I'd need to inform her of that beforehand.

>>17899641

>>17899653
Now you're speaking my language.

>>17899592
shame no mature art of this MG exists,just like alice is a "always loli" specie

Being the youngest sibling sucks

>have pregnant dragon waifu
>she transforms into her big true form dragon
>climb over her and rub her bump

i dont know if thats considered degenerate or what

>>17899631
Sorry, i'm into taller girls.

>>17899529
I plan to babble a bit incoherently at first while she slides right in and gets to work before I even have a chance to say "yes."

>>17899667
Just rub that bump when she's in human form.

>>17899664
why was stealth lines comic art so much better than in the game?

>>17899631
She'd never be able to buy me anon. I already have someone I want. She wouldn't even have a chance at my lowest point.

Demons or Devils?

>>17899667
Man, seeing my daughteru trying to transform would be pretty cute.

>>17899692
They're both pretty okay.

>>17899692
Demons cause they aren't shit.

>>17899692
Both.
I'm going to put together a summoning cirlce and see if I can grab a gluttony devil/demon by putting a bacon cheese burger in it.

>>17899687
Because he's not restricted by file size when he's doing comics anon. If the game art was the same quality as the comics the game would be too big.

>>17899692
Devils are much better! Especially in groups! They make some of the best little wife-lings.

>>17899699
>Anon tries to use a Bacon Cheeseburger as his sacrifice.
>When the smoke clears from the ritual there's a Chubby Demon in a tank top and spats standing across from a heavily pear shaped Devil in babydoll lingerie staring daggers at each other because whoever gets the burger becomes contracted to him.
>Anon offers to take them both out for burgers so they don't wreck his house, misunderstanding their intent
>That night, Anon got twice the Gluttony Demon/Devil snu-snu.

>>17899692
Demons any day every day

>>17899720
Pretty much.
All the burgers and snu-snu they can want, although an issue arises where the devil wants to spoil me when I get back from work while the demon wants to make it so I don't need to work.

I like my job too much to quit.

>>17899692
When I look at Devil I just see a little girl trying too hard and failing the same way. Even with those clothes she's not sexy at all and her smile along with black scleras don't do anything. She fails at being cute and sexy.

Now Demon all I can say is wew.

Which is better, doting older sister or doting younger sister? Assume no blood relations (unless you're into that )

Also, which species works best for each?

Would you love your waifu even if she was only half monster?

>>17899754
Doting older sister is traditional...but doting younger sister would be a fresh new take.
Frankly, I'd take anything that likes me enough to pay attention to me. If either wanted to dote on me, I'd take them.
I'm going to stick to doting older sister, because she can be taller then you and have fat tiddies. Despite it all, younger sisters have their charm as well.

>>17899754
Doting older sister. Doting younger sisters can be annoying while the big ones are sexy most of the time.

>>17899768
Why wouldn't I? I've imagine my waifu as a completely normal 2D girl before.

>>17899768
you reminded me of that messed up comic,
now im dperessed

>>17899692
I like devils and imps. I always wanted a treacherous underling seeking to overpower or outwit me at any opportunity.

>>17899720
Keeping a gluttony demon and devil satisfied would be difficult indeed.

Would happily enjoy doing it though, even if I'd be fine helping them better exemplify their sins.

>>17899790
So she just wants to be the top during sexytimes?

>>17899692
Loli Demon with the same hairstyle and same lower body proportions.

>tfw you will never have chromatic and metallic dragons try to compete over who can seduce you over to their side
>the chromatic sisters will never bombard you with lewd outfits and innuendos so dirty, it'd make you think they were using bonermancy
>the metallic sisters will never try to get you with a more pure, loving seduction that makes them out to be perfect wives
>things will never come to a head when you tell them you like both equally and they decide the only way to declare a victor is by how many daughters they can give you
Almost physically painful

>>17899768
Cuck dragon.

>>17899799
Yes, but she has to work for it.

>>17899786
i apologize anon

>>17899814
>Tiamat and Bahamut drooling over your dick
Is there a full version of this image? I need it for reasons.

>>17899830
nope

>>17899814
I prefer just my blacky and red one. The only second dragon I'd be having would be my daughteru and I don't meant that in a sexual way.

>>17899833
Tragic. Simply tragic.

Friendly reminder that even though the Jubjub Flu is not life threatening, it is still a very dangerous and debilitating disease for a monstergirl, no matter how old or young!

>>17899845
>Symptoms include: uncontrollable leaking, heart pupils that last more than four hours, swelling of the breasts and butt, the inability to fly in winged monsters, and increased thoughts of husbandos.

>>17899852
>Vampire catching Jubjub flu
>Her inhibition goes out of the window
>Bites her bloodbag
>Symptoms intensify

>>17899692
I want to sign a wife-bodyguard contract with a muscular martial artist Demon.

>>17899859
>Bites bloodbag

It's like she wants to cause increased libido, and larger genitals in the male!

Honestly, its like she wants her effects to be exacerbated and the physical effects made permanent!

>>17899864
Go for a wrath or pide demon.

>>17899841
indeed.

>>17899852
How do I cure my wife if she catches such a thing? Is fucking her brains out until she blacks out enough?

>>17899692
Demons for office ladies and housewives
Devils for rampant corruption

>>17899837
I've got plans for a black dragon character. She's a total bitch.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17899873
Well, one is to simply let it run its course so that she comes out normal.
The other involves you dicking her which immunizes her but also causes the permanent rear and chest sizes, along with giving it to YOU which results in increase genital size and greatly increased libido.

>>17899880
Not all black dragons are stuck up, evil and sadistic though deep inside they aren't dark as the night.

>>17899870
I blame(thank) Barb for making me love dragons so much. Gathering a harem of dragons would leave you set for life.

>>17899525
>The couples that are the most zealous for the demon lord's cause gets the most daughterus

Seems about right

>>17899893
Well, if they grow up too much we could always use some potions and food to bring them down a bit. I doubt she'd mind it on me though, especially if I was in such a state that I'd do anything for sex.

>>17899906
What species?
Do note that if she has her way with you, it won't end the symptoms, although it will cause the junk to stay that size.

>>17899882
its not that great really, breasts are as salty as any oher part of the body,
suck on your thumb and thats pretty much it bub

>>17899874
Demons are for adopted daughterfus that turn into housewives

>>17899913
Dragon. Meaning that I'll be turned into a mere human dildo and she'd have all the fun she wanted with me by making me her slave. She'd do it until she was tired and wanted my cuddly self back which would probably be after some weeks.
I just hope I wouldn't remember much of it.

I will fill my vampire so much that royals will mistake her for a vamp mosquito!

>>17899927
Just be careful, she may be near bursting if she's using you for a week.

>>17899948
Maybe that's one way to stop her. She'd fill her ass, pussy and mouth so much that she wouldn't be able to take my cock anymore without spiiling everything. People would even think she's pregnant though that would only make her want it to be real even more.
There is no escape, send a doctor.

>>17899957
Plus side, after doing all that she won't really be moving due to her liquid diet.

>>17899969
She would still be able to move, it's just that it would drip fucking everywhere and I'm sure no one would want to clean such a thing.
She did it on her own, so I'd make sure not to pamper her too much and I'd get my revenge.

>>17899969
>dragon wife starts running out of space
>turns dragon
>nervous sweating commences

>>17899899
Those dragonized monster girls are the most bonerific creations known to mankind

>>17899754
Older sisters will smother you in titflesh, but younger sisters will give you headpats, so the choice is obvious.

>>17899982
>She turns back and the cumflation is gone
>An entire month of sickly sex falls upon anon and his dragon
At least it would result in a daughteru.

>>17899996
she would honestly need to wait until its gone before she turns back,being extra greedy got its price

Having a defined top ten for favorite species is pretty hard desu, but at least I can take solace in the fact that my precious Automatons are number one.

which monster girl has the prettiest eyes or the most captivating ones?

>>17900025
Gazer, basilisk, or vampire.

>>17900025
Familiar, easy.

>>17900025
>>17900036
Along with Automatons.

>>17900038
automatons are cheating their eyes can be customized.

>>17900053
We don't know the extent of the Automatons modularity yet.

>>17900025
Apophis for me at least

>>17900025
If we're just going by the profile pictures, Wight and Dark Mage have pretty eyes.

>>17900025
Wight.

>>17899874
I prefer to imagine Demons (or at least some of them) as bodyguards offering lifetime protection contracts with "extra benefits" added rather than office ladies.

She is not my waifu, Jinko is, but I can see myself happily marrying a tall muscled combat Demon that offers me a bodyguard contract.

>>17900025
vampire

>>17900079
>you will never be a loyal retainer for a mamono daimyo
>you will never be the one who always runs into her throne room shouting "TONO" before delivering her the good or bad news

I want her to take out her frustration on me when she hears any bad news!

>>17900109
Didn't mean to reply>>17900079

Post lilims

>>17900121
No Lose.

>love vampires
>also dragons
>having two waifus is wrong and i cant decide for one
>vampiric dragons sound like something out of a OC fanfiction

dammit

>>17900124
What do you mean by this post?

What does kikis do in their spare time? What if I give one a phone and I teach her how to download silly games just to kill some time?

>>17900158
they dont have spare time

ever

>>17900158
>Kikimora gets into FGO
>She won't use any male servants because she think it'd make her unfaithful
>She also thinks most of the female servants are whores
>Only keeps Kiyohime and Mash

>>17900165
Even if all the chores are done and the whole house is squeaky clean? What if there's absolutely nothing to get done?

>>17900170
whom is most likely to get sucked into gacha games?

>>17900176
Easy!

we cuddle in the bed and watch tv or bond together!

I want an older Tanuki with grey fur to shake her walking stick at her daughters and lecture them about the 'Tanuki Laws of Acquistion'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

>>17900170
Well, at least I don't have to fear for her lose all her salary in quartz

>>17900170
FGO is old and busted.

>be student at MGC High
>you're the object of affection of the dragon sisters, which doesn't make shool life particularly normal
>they form a circle around your desk in class and love to flirt during the lesson
>if one of the teachers tells them to stop or even tone it down, they get ten dragons giving them death glares
>every day they drag you up to the roof for lunch, then wring you dry
>by the end of the year, you have a bunch of dragons with baby-bumps sitting around you

>>17900205
Fun Fact: Ice Dragon eggs can be incubated in a freezer!

>>17900205
why would a dragon share her treasure?

>spoiler
I CANT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT SO MANY!

>Go to a Zipanguese Graveyard
>Approach Ochimusha
>Hold your hand out for her and/or offer her a gift and ask her to become your retainer
>She has no words, Ochimushas offer themselves to lord
>And a man on his own is offering to be her lord? She considers herself to be the luckiest Ochi ever
>"I-I would be honored my lord!"
>"You are now my retainer, correct?"
>"Of course my lord!"
>"Well, then retain my dick in your pussy"
What would she do?

>>17900208
why would any monster girl be willing to share a man? because they love him that much
>spoiler
you do realize that having access to the hoards of several dragons makes you one of, if not THE, richest anons on Earth, right?

>>17900205
But I only want the eldest black dragon!

The jubjub appears pleased to be in this position

>>17900209
Probably faint from how shocking that statement is. You gotta ease monster girls into the happiest moment of their life, not just throw it on them, Anon

>>17900222
A jub would be pleased with any position that is within physical contact with her hubby, but that's beside the point. The point being she's a cutie

>>17900219
in that case

i would probably faint,just to wake up later sorrounded by pregnant dragons,i of course would do everything i can to meet all their needs

>>17900222
A frequent sight as eager jubjubs drop from trees onto unwary passersby.

>>17900222
She's probably humping his neck.

>>17900237
All they would ask of you is to be a good father, and probably have a few extra dozen kids.

>>17900252
Only if the daugherus can responsibly share treasure,i will give them as many as they want and maybe extras

>>17900222
>>>17900170
Cute Birb.
Would make little pink chicks with...
Actually, do you think that wonderland girls come in easter colors?

>>17900222
>Ah, Ah! Husbands neck, husband's head! Top of his head, never been here before, Ah, Ah! C-cumming! Love husband!

I want a JubJub so fucking bad I would love her so much and bring joy into her life

>>17900274
>feel something streaming down your back
>have to keep reminding yourself that it's just birb juices

>>17900274
Anon, are you the one bringing joy into her life or is she the one bringing joy into yours?

Regardless, I know that I'd love a short, pudgy sphinx to snuggle up with as the colder weather arrives.

>>17900222
Look at that face. JubJubs are deceivingly clever birbs. Even in a moment so happy, her little bird brain is whirring, thinking of ways to get her husband more happy and more aroused, taking notes of how he seems so excited by her jubjugs resting on his head, shifting her weight to maximize the sensation he gets.
They're good girls.

>This kills the meido.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to properly educate your wives on proper internet behavior and safety.
Because, no matter what she says, those 'all natural diets' won't give her sick gains in 30 days and the pills won't increase her fertility.

>>17900278
People may be grossed out by how much birb juice jubjubs are constantly oozing out but its a huge turn on for me both in that its so copious and that she's just so horny all the time that it's omnipresent. I'd welcome her soaking me with it in that position and only lightly tease her about it before slurping her out. I ain't ashamed.
>>17900279
We would be bringing joy into each others lives, of course. She'd be so happy to have a man that can actually keep up with her and who not only doesn't mind her quirks, but loves them and is turned on immensely by them.

That sphinx is going to be laying on the couch, in nothing but a sweater with her big brown fat cat ass splayed out, sipping cocoa and telling little riddles between smooches with you in front of the fireplace.
Get the riddle right, she uses tongue on the next kiss. Deep tongue.
Get it wrong, and she nips your lips instead playfully.
A good life.

>>17900288
>Troll wife worriedly calling you in the computer room, asking you if science has gone too far and if that poor harpy somehow sprouted human arms

>>17900209
If I got an Ochimusha, I'd go out and conquer Poland. Two week job tops.

>>17900289
That it would be, although I don't have a fireplace.

Some snuggling under the bed with light groping would be good, especially when she stars nuzzling into my chest.
And that ass is divine.

I imagine that you'd need to be careful with giving your jub jub a grope or two, she may thing you're offering to get started on chick making right then and there.

>>17900292
Poor thing is too innocent for the internet.
She probably keeps looking at you tearfully when those 'Displaced Vampire Countess' emails come in asking her for money so that the 'vampire' may reclaim her title and manse.

>>17900301
>the email really is from a Disgraced Vampire Countess
>she wasn't robbed of her land by a hostile State, she just sold it to live with her husband
>she now works as a fund manager and is soliciting business in a weird way

>>17900296
She'd eventually just start repeating "Do you love me~?" again and again as she lays deeper and deeper into your chest. And every time you whisper back "Yes", she'd shudder a little bit, cutely mewling out "Right answer~" before kissing another part of your body.
Just don't be too playful and grab that divine ass saying something like "Yes, and I love this too", or she'll shift into playful seductress mode and you'll find yourself being controlled by more ass than you know what to do with and a sleepy yet sexual cat looking to get you to erupt all over her.

As for my Jub, she knows she can get it any time. We'd have a public sex permit easily administered to us as a Wonderland JubJub couple. But the best moments would be when I grope her and she tries to get started, but I tell her she has to wait. Seeing her squirm and get exponentially more hot and bothered not having her man's hot thing inside her would be a delight to behold, not to mention all the drool and salivation that would be running from both sets of lips as she tries to hold out.

>>17900219
>why would any monster girl be willing to share a man? because they love him that much
I don't even

So while browsing the paper for wanted ads you stumble upon an entry about Lich looking for a research assistant. That's all well and good and normal, but the kicker here is that she's studying human culture through cinema and needs an assistant to take her to the movies so she doesn't need to go on her own.
Do you think she's serious about her research or is she just looking for a date?

>>17900314
Lewd brown cat is lewd.
Sadly, I don't thhink I could control myself around such a rear, although I'd be sure to use other places too.

She'd be carrying a littler of kittens before too long, which would do amazing things to her already fantastic hips and rear.

>teasing the jub jub like that.
That she doesn't pounce you is a miracle, although I imagine she sometimes does and just asks for 'punishment' as you do it.

>>17900301
>Troll wife comes home one day from the market
>"Now honeybunch, don't be mad at me, okay?"
>Oh dear
>Turn from the couch to see what she's done this time
>That fucking faggot cat from town is grinning at you from behind her back, making lewd hand motions
>Troll wife speaks up with trembling voice
>"Oh sweetie, the poor thing was just abandoned in a side alley! We can't just leave her to starve out there, she'll just be staying a few nights until she can get back on her feet!"
>Calmly tell your wife that she was in that alley because that's where she comes in and out of the thieves guild she's a part of and that this is an obvious set-up
>"Oh, hush honeylump! Its just for a few nights, and you always said you liked how kind I was, so we'll stick it out until she can find a place to stay!"
>Groan as the catlady holds back laughter
>Troll wife sees you're not impressed, so she walks over and whispers to you
>"I promise I'll make it up to you and wear that outfit you wanted me to get aaaall week long afterward if you do~"
>The things you do for love and booty

>>17900322

Both

>>17900322
>Liches
>Serious about anything involving dudes after hearing their Wight friend fucking all night long with that nice guy

>>17900295
Only if she is a German Ochimusha.

>>17900322
Both without a doubt, I'd still accept without hesitation.

>ywn be turned into a gyaru dark mage's shota familiar
Why am I still in this dimension?

>>17900340
>gyaru dark mage
Nice
>shota
Into the trash you go.

>>17900325
>Pregnant Sphinx flaunts her obscene hips and rear at you
>"Nyaa~ you know babe, they don't have much use as 'breeding hips' if you aren't, you know, breeding them. Maybe you should get some more practice in for the next batch, nya ha ha~"

Lewd brown cat is lewd and also extremely horny for being bent over a table and 'pampered'.

>sometimes does and just asks for 'punishment' as you do it
Oh she'd know me all too well. I would absolutely indulge her with punishment for being such a naughty bird. By the end of that night she'd be shuddering and barely able to sorely pump her hips as the raging mushrooms wore off. She'd need me to carry her on her perch the whole next day as she exhaustively recovers.
Which I would, because in truth she's earned every bit of pampering.

>>17900340
I don't want to be a kid, I'm in the best shape I've ever been!
Or would I get to keep my fitness levels and become like a shounen MC?

>>17900340
>"Ohmygosh, anon, I just realized you like, totally have a smaller head than one of my boobs. You should put your head between them so I can check~!"
It truly isn't fair. I want it too.

>>17900346
Yes. That's all shotification really is. The current you, just smaller and younger looking.

>>17900350
I'm a manlet anyway, might as well be able to comfortably fit in a swamp hag's lap.

>>17900347
Ya know, there are some people who are turned off by girls talking like that, but I find it kinda hot. I'd want my gyaru onee-san to talk like that all the time.

>>17900346
Anon please, if you don't trully become a little kid you'll make her feel too good.

>>17900353
Just think of how nice it would be to fit perfectly there.
Ignore the ragged breathing above you and the heaving chest rising and falling or the door's all magically shutting and locking and the sound of a very lewd swampNEET muttering "mine... all mine now... eheheheheh...."

>>17900358
So now that I'm living in The Great Swamp can I learn pyromancy?

>>17900356
It subconsciously removes a lot of pressure knowing your Dark Mage onee-san is just a dumb big titted bimbo who just wants to fuck and suck you and stay happy all the time.
She'd be easy to impress to be sure and casually just know you're her whole world, so, like, how bout a blowjob otouto? etcetera etcetera.

>>17900330
Good kot.

>>17900358
>very lewd swampNEET
Now I'm imagining a dark mage with coke-bottle glasses, messy hair and a body so erotic, she would have had a husband a long time ago if she wasn't such a shut-in

>>17900361
Yes, though you may be surprised how many lessons are about making her 'hot' before actually learning any pyromancies useful outside of her hut.
Not that that matters because you're not leaving for a while, not without her holding your hand the whole way.

>>17900367
I need to take her out to Far, Far Away though.

>>17900362
I think it'd make me a bit happy if she was proud of how smart I am because I can understand "all that complicated stuff" she doesn't get, and of how her otouto's cock is "like, literally the fucking best" even if I'm just super average in both departments

>>17900366
>When she goes into town once in a blue moon she's hunched over, tired, and fully ragged' up to avoid the sun since she's recovering from an all night gaming binge
>Bystanders assume she's an old crone from this appearance, the crazy witch of the woods
>Anon one day seeks her out in the swamp because he's desperate for a cure to some disease his little sister is suffering and wants to turn to magic
>Is completely and utterly taken aback when the voluptuous bombshell with a body like a Ferrari, titties like heaven and an ass that can't quit even if it tried answers the door, scratching her side and fixing her nerdy yet cute in a way glasses
>"Uuhh... you the delivery guy? Jus' put it on the table, the doll'l sign for it"
>Her living doll friend/familiar clears her nonexistant throat causing the NEET Mage to look up
>"...Eep!"

>>17900387
would apprentice to. do you think she wears a variety of lewd outfits around the house because she doesn't expect any men coming by? like a string bikini for when her hut gets too hot from all the electronics she has running at one time, or sexy cosplay of her favorite video game characters she ordered online on a whim?

>>17900386
That's what I'm talking about. She'd refuse to believe anyone was smarter or hotter than her otouto. She'd love nothing more (and really not be able to think of anything more) than to be sucking away at your cock as you sit on the couch, her big plump lips coaxing your third load in a session out of you, long nails gently scratching your inner thighs while her fingers run up to stimulate you more, bright yet simple eyes looking up at your face, reminding herself of "how like, cute and hawt and stuff" you are, which makes her want to give you a blowjob, which she proceeds to do- barely even realizing she's already been doing just that.
Her body would be open access 24/7 and she'd always have a super encouraging word to say to you whenever she sensed you wanted or needed it, telling you what a smart and sexy little stud you were.

>>17900399
Yes on some points, but lets be real anon.
When she's home along all by herself in the middle of a deserted swamp with no social skills whatsoever
Do you really think she wears clothes at all just bumming around the house?

>>17900401
That sounds like the life. I bet with her way of thinking would eventually make those things true. She thinks you have the biggest manliest otouto cock, so her mamono mana causes your body to change to conform to that idea. I don't know how I would react if she told her friends that and pulled my pants down in front of them just to prove it.

I want to rescue an albino Mousegirl who has beena prisoner of a mad scientist all her life! I want to make her feel safe and loved!

>>17900408
>after she gave you the medicine the first time and sent you on your way, you've been coming up with excuses to go back and visit her again, just to keep getting a look at her body just radiating bonermancy
>one time she answered the door fully nude and you passed out from all your blood rushing to your dick

>>17900430
It sure as hell would.
And don't be mad if she does something like that. She doesnt know better. She just knows she loves you, and she loves that huge and getting huger otouto cock in her holes or splitting her tits asunder.
Her friends would blush and stammer and wonder the logistics of things like blood flow or what have you, to which she'd blankly stare and lovingly say "Um, like, I don't know what that stuff means but I like totally know it feels reeeeally good, so whatever!" before dragging you off for some private time to get split, already forgetting why her friends were there because there are more important things to do at the moment.
That all being said, I wonder what kind of magic she would be good at.

>>17900446
And then when you least expect it, to prove her mousy worth she'll overthrow the earth!

>>17899616
Fukkin finally.
This is the part where you tell me I have shit taste right?
https://imgur.com/a/xYLFq

>>17900459
That will earn her a stern lecture and a spanking.

>>17900447
>She helps you come to taking you in
>She's so socially inept she's STILL naked not understanding why it effected you so much
Its gonna be a long opening period for this relationship.

>>17900222
The bird is the word!

>>17900461
You're pretty ok anon.

>>17900462
Would a morning blowjob be better?

>>17900461
That's some good taste if I've ever seen some.

v0.2.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lKmeoXbI

>>17900471
That will earn her just the spanking.

Could you love a monster girl afflicted by mad enhancement?

>>17900477
You just want to get a mouse addicted to being spanked, don't you? I mean, I'm all for it but still.

>>17900478
What does that even mean anon?

>>17900480
I mean, even just giving her a casual interest would be fine anon, there's no need to go that far. All the same, just think about how rosy and pink her little white ass will get!

>>17900478
I've played enough Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines to be able to deal with chaos speak.

>>17900478
At first I thought that said maid enchantment and thought there was some Kiki virus going around turning prideful monsters into loving and open maids.
>"What's with all the lace?"
>I don't know I just felt like it today.
>"It's kinda cute with that black dress."
>Thanks ma-anon ahem anon. I meant anon.
>"Uh, yeah. So what do you want me to make you for breakfast?"
>Actually, I, um, I w-wanted to make you something special this morning. Y-you know, just to change things up.

>>17900430
>>17900450
>>17900401
>>17900386
>>17900362
>>17900356
>>17900347
I now want a Bimbo onee-san. If not a Dark Mage, some other curvy race.

>>17900450
Mainly Tran-slut-tation spells that transform things to fit her aesthetic style (skin darkening spell, clothing transformation spells, jewlery creation spells), and Gal-lusion spells which are mostly charm spells to get you diamond hard or illusions that make it okay for you to straight up fuck in public.

>>17900482
It'll look so pretty with her teary eyes and apologetic face.

>>17900478
Just say mental illness or something faggot, not everyone here is familiar with Fate

>>17900481
It means her physical ability has increased exponentially in proportion to the loss of certain aspects of her mental faculties.
It mostly manifests in an inability to speak, or requiring a great deal of effort in order to do so, reducing the afflicted to communicating mostly through grunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQHHx6UkyZw

>>17900498
Not necessarily

>>17900494
These are all funny and yet perfectly suited.
>Tran-slut-tation
>You see a really gorgeous dress and buy it for her with your saved up allowance
>She's totally delighted and says she'll, "like, totally make it extra special better for her otouto"
>The next time she's wearing it, it is very much the same dress in essence, but has been magically refitted and redesigned to perfectly emphasize her slutty lust to you, every one of your favorite parts of her body are perfectly emphasized and enhanced, and you notice that it's totally capable of staying on while fucking in your favorite positions
>"Like, surprise anon~! You were like soooo nice to get me this dress so I just HAD to make it, you know, all hot and stuff! So like come over here with your big cock and lets test it out!"

>>17900494
>She uses said magic to make a dildo modeled after your dick
>After hours of using it she disappointingly comes in the room you're in and starts riding you out of nowhere
>"Ugh! Like, it doesn't even compare to the real thing!"

>>17900548
>she rides you lile crazy for the next couple of hours, milking every last drop out of your balls
>by the time you finish, you're both completely exhausted and you have plump lipstick marks all over your lips and cheeks
>your onee-san collapses on top of you and pulls your head between her tits
>just before the sweet scent of her perfume lulls you to sleep, you hear her mumble "how did I get, like, the best fucking stud ever for an otouto?"

>>17900516
Yeah but that's EX rank and it turns her into yandere incestuous mom.

Little Sandworms are just as dangerous and capable of gobbling you up as big ones.

>>17900643
Depends on how you view them
I view them as super tiny as babies. Like, palm sized, until they're roughly 5-ish where they molt and start to get YUGE.

>>17900643
I'm going to wrangle her with my mech, see her gobble me up then!
>>17900651
You are correct in your assessment. Sandworms start off very small, as Dune tells us.

>>17900655
>Tiny Sandworm daughteru wants you to hold her often
>She naps in the warm embrace of your palms

>>17900663
You. Stop doing these things to me.
>she rests on my palm and feels my heartbeat
>begins flailing around in her sleep because the rhythm is a sign of competition to her

>>17900672
>Eventually she finds your heartbeat soothing and can't sleep without hearing it
>Your wife merely "Ara Ara"s at the two of you

Sleepy Sheep are for

>>17900725
Doesn't he have a Shoggoth? What a whore.

>>17900738
That's his brother.