/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dark Mages a best

>tfw you will never be the Onii-chan of a bunch of backpack imoutos, including an arachnid, ushi, flow kelp, jub, flayer, and griffon

>>17887323
Thats a big wurm

Go on and show her a smile anon.

>This kills the meido.

>>17887382
Anon, I would smile at my cute wife every day, no need to ask me to.

>>17887323
That damn UG, it still works?!

>>17887332
I think I caught the imouto fever.
I cannot stop thinking about having a monster girl imouto to protect and play with.

>>17887436
STOP NOW ANON

Do NOT catch imouto fever. Imouto fever can land you in JAIL. Seek TREATMENT now!

>>17887388
Do you really need to post this every thread?

Is it okay to choose your class based on the type of monster it is likely to get you, or is that shallow?

>Remember to never let your kiki down or send her off.
>Never deny her the rights to a master.

>>17887448
Yes, until someone doesn't kill, but rather please and cheer the meido.

>>17887439
Sabbath jail maybe.
Having a monster girl imouto is the best even if all she does is guard your jail cell.

>>17887470
Well, I guess if I can look forward to slowpoke every thread I can warm up to your threadly shitpost too.

>>17887382
Smile a slime and gain a love.

Show me the Goblins.

>>17887571
What did goblins do to deserve his hate boner?

>>17887574
His sister was a goblin. She was kind of a cunt. Now he can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.

>>17887571
Is this a Goblin?

>>17887574
Slaugtered his entire village and raped his sister infront of his eyes until she died.

>>17887588
I was hoping for people to be creative about the MGE version like >>17887583

>>17887583
>can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.
This should be the fate of ever smug shortstack. They are for rough, cumflating rape.

>>17887585
Nope, it has a tail.

>>17887571
And then he became the most feared monster slayer of them all:
The One Dick Man.

>>17887583
His sister fucked his entire village and they bullied him for it.

>>17887645
Manticore is it then.

>>17887456
so I'm a glass cannon, who brags about how much damage he did.
I wonder what kind of mg is the best for me.

>>17887716
What type tho?
Glass cannon fighter is going to pull different pussy than glass cannon mage, mage different than summoner, etc.

>>17887728
probably a mage or someone with ranged weapons who would link his dps meter IRL too if he could.

>>17887649
as opposed to the two dick man? because the two dick man sounds more impressive

>>17887585
WOMAN IF YOU CONTINUE TO TAKE OFF THAT GLOVE!

BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO PANDEMONIUM DIMENSION!

>>17887748
You get an obnoxiously competitive Salamander. She's the only one who can tolerate you.

Imagine a story more tragic than a zombie Dragon's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cg8U3HFpA8

>another weekend without a new girl
KC please.

>>17887827
>tragic

Okay I will admit it's kinda sad imagining such a proud girl being turned into such a sexual deviant. But Just look at that body, theres no way thats a tragic thing to happen. What she needs is a nice husband who will take care of her and who she can take care of, a husband who will treat her right.

>>17887845
I meant the tragedy was that she died alone without anyone. Her finding a husband as a zombie is the healing after the tragedy. When she changed classes all her PRIDE stats shifted to LUST.

>>17887861
And that's a happy ending right there.

>>17887879
Be careful with what stories you read to Wurm-chan. She's very impressionable at this young age and may start pretending she's the hero during play time.

>>17887879
is this like a doragon slumber party?

>>17887897
It's the Great Meeting of Dragons, called by Tiamat and Bahamut, to decide the Final Solution to the Zombie Dragon Question. Give them husbands, or let them proactively date husbands?

The daughterus are just there for the ride, so they had to hire a Moonlight Knight to do the storytelling.

>>17887893
You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to help Wurm-chan start a revolution!

What happened to her? Did she get mugged by some bully monster girl?

>>17887910
She lost her wallet.

I want a nursing handjob by a milky chubby Ran!

>>17887910
The cute boys wont notice her

>>17887879
We dont deserve latenight

>>17887910
Would tanukis be more like to spoil their husbands and explain it away as increasing his debt, or would they be frugal and save it to increase their shared estate.

I just realized we missed pocky day yesterday. Why aren't there any pictures of monster girls taking the Pocky challenge?

Actually, what would happen if you challenged a Salamander to the Pocky challenge?

>>17887920
He's the art fairy of these threads, keeping us going with his cheerful demeanour and indefatigable pep.

Genki Salamanders and Milky Mommy ryus.

>>17887966
Ryu milk must taste wonderful.

You won't turn them down when the portal opens and only cute centaurs come out right?

>be on a date with your girlfriend
>she's a bit older than you, but you have so much in come, the two of you quickly fell in love with each other
>partway through the date she gets a call and asks you to wait a bit, saying its from work
>a few minutes after she leaves, your Paladin Rangers belt buckle vibrates
>you find a quiet spot to transform then run off to meet up with your teammates
>"So, you pitiful maggots showed up."
>it's Succubella, one of the generals of Lady Zeda
>"Normally I'd love to take my time stomping you into the dirt, but I have far more important things to do today, so I'll crush you quickly!"
>you all send her blasting off after firing the Spirit Energy Cannon at her and she curses you Paladin Rangers before she disappears
>while your teammates are celebrating, you run back to your date, returning just a minute before your girlfriend comes back from her call
>she seems a little out of breath and is trying to straighten out her hair
>"Sorry about that, Anon. I had to take care of some rotten Pa- Paaaaaatents! Yes, patents. The company is making some new products and I swear it's like I'm the only person who knows what they're doing at that place."
>she scoots closer to you, wrapping her arm around yours
>"But let's forget about that. I have something special planned for us tonight," she says, looking at you with hearts in her eyes

>>17887998
>Side tail
>shy
>glasses
>sweater

Nice

>>17887962
Not everyone missed it.

>>17887998
Impregnate, breed, nurture.

>>17887993
I'll take a deertaur please

Fairy Night at the MGC bar sucks.

>>17887998
I seem to recall two non-MG doujins of similar premise. Either way, excellent taste. Power ranger/villainess relationships are the best.

https://exhentai.org/g/371425/cf444185cc/
https://exhentai.org/g/701348/bd7920b370/

>>17888047
I need this app. Do they do a nerd succubus version?

>>17888050
Its not that bad. Those girls work so hard and love a break to have fun with boys, also theyre cute and fun to talk to aswell as the fact that only one drink will get them all drunk.

>>17888050
I fell like fairies would only work as part of a harem.

>>17887966
Milfy salamanders though.

>>17888047
It's like tinder, only instead of making meaningless and fake connections with people you hardly know for a quick fuck, you contribute to the strength of the underground monstergirl societies that are eagerly waiting for an opportunity to invade!

>>17888102
Go on.

>>17888032
Do White Horns come through with fashionable winter clothes or do they have to buy some from human stores?

>>17887966
I just want a thick, strongfat salamander.

>>17888109
Sh would be looking for a young stud to fight and light her flame. She knows quite a few techniques because of her age, but seeing how much stamina the young people have always gets her going.

>>17888054
>"Madoka and Kenji are best friends!"
I sure would love to be "best friends" with a monstergirl if the friendship was like that

>>17888124
Easier done than said.

>>17888120
What is it like to best a salamander in sexual stamina?

>>17888118
They come through naked and are very embarrassed about it

>>17888143
Extremely pleasing since she leglocks you and starts kissing like a lewd whore. Her tail fire also goes nuts and her monster instincts take over.

>>17888118
>implying any human could craft clothes that good

>>17888130
I'm gonna hold hands with that slutty little succubus. Finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

>>17888151
Now I want a milfy salamander

>>17888119
I want to defeat a thick, strongfat salamander with my mind

>>17888153

>>17888118
I would assume that they were wearing clothes in their home world given how cold it is.

Remember to bundle up your smol horns! The velvet might be coming off, but they still need warmth and protection!

>>17888155
I too want a milfy salamander, especially if her fire was kinda fading away from not finding anyone for some time. Seeing that big girl getting lewder and lewder as the fight went on and she added some "body" techniques in her style would be great.

>>17888168
Pump the salamander with many mini sallies

>>17888157
>Big, brute salamander that's got slabs of muscle hidden behind a layer of pudge
>You challenge her to a duel, something she accepts with a laugh, saying that it'll be 'Easier than arm wrestling a fairy."
>The entire duel is you getting her to tire herself out or perform attacks that send her to the ground or have her hurt herself.
>The end of the match sees you standing with a few minor wounds and her panting and exausted on the ground, laying on her front and with her huge, fat ass in the air.

Have fun.

>>17888165
She's getting hand me down hats and scarves, she can buy expensive, high end fur coats and hats when she's older

>>17888178
I always imagined the fight with a sally to go lewd if she was having fun. We would keep getting closer and closer, rubbing our bodies together and even teasing each other by saying lewd things. After she decided that I was going to become her husband she'd turn the fight into a wrestlesex.

And yes, that milfy mander would become a true milf after some nights.

>>17887998
We need more of this. What happens when anons mask gets knocked off in a fight and Succubella finally realizes she’s been dating a paladin ranger?

>>17888118
There's gonna be some Whitehorns who make clothes for a living.

>>17888192
I'm sure that's fine just make sure to answer her when she asks if she's pretty.

>>17888194
Hot lewd sweaty mander sex

>>17887861
That's nothing. Imagine the shame a Dragon feels when she is reborn as a Wisp instead of a Zombie Dragon.

>>17888158
Why is the loli dragon calling the police? I’m standing 500 feet away from her!

>>17888218
More like she witnesses all of the finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

It would be weird having a shoggoth
What if you enter your house and the floor isn't made of floor?

>>17888103
Would it be where they put tags on you afterwards?
>Really like big tits
>Into getting domed
>Not a fan of neck kissing
The more you use it, the more tailored to your taste it becomes.

>>17888207
It would be so nice to take her on. Her pent up lust would definitely be a dangerous opponent with her being able to make me cum a lot inside of her and going for at least three to four rounds. Though thanks to being a youngling full of energy and magic I'm sure we could go up to ten.

>>17888181
>heft her equally thick tail over your shoulder to get into position for some salababy making
>"H-Hey, what are you doing? This isn't over yet."
>judging from how slick her pussy is, her body is saying otherwise
>tell her she'll be surrendering to you soon enough, causing her to look back a you with a look of both fear and excitement
There's something about having such a strong girl become putty in you hands

>>17888227
That's the appeal right there. As soon as I'm home from work, I could step in my Shog house and watch my clothes just fall from my body, and a chair rise to meet me from the floor. Then my meido would carry me around the home at request, after fitting me with a nice warm housecoat.

>>17888153
Nah, you know you aren't.

>>17888227
Controlled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>everything feels fine when he steps in, the floor is indeed made of floor

Uncontrolled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>The floor feels spongy as his feet sink in
>The house echoes with the sound of "AHHN!, MASTER'S FEET!"

>>17888227
Don’t be silly anon. Of course the floor is made out of floor. Whatever material is used to make the floor makes it floor.

>>17888243
You say that now, but what if its the a floor you don't remember?
Like if the floor was made out of webbing? or shoggoth? or hardened magma secreated from a lava golem?

>>17888243
What if it's the ceiling

>>17888232
Just be sure to go till that big, strongfat salamander has a full womb and is looking at the ground so you can't see the heart pupils she's sporting, although the flickering flames of her tail could show that.

She's going to probably, in a gruff, but timid, manner as if you're at least taking her out for a drink and meal after doing such a thing to her.

>>17888251
>What if the floor was made of ceiling?
I'm too high on sugar for this shit

>>17888251
>Anon walks into Shog house
>He's on the ceiling
Getting a little liberal with the non-euclidean achitecture there Shoggy.

>>17888203
If I could get a homemade White Horn sweater and blanket for Christmas, I would be so happy

>>17888201
I imagine some of their after battle sex would become revenge sex. It'd be interesting if the others figured things out first.
>Anon's teammates are spying on him during his date, having recognized his girlfriend as Succubella
>"Guys, it's pretty obvious Succubella is posing as Anon's girlfriend in order to lead him into a trap. We gotta do something about this."
>meanwhile, Succubella's minions have figured out Anon's identity
>"This is bad, girls. That wretched Paladin Ranger is trying to get our mistress to drop her guard so he can defeat her once and for all. We gotta do something about this."
>just then, both parties notice each other and fight an off screen battle in an attempt to prevent traps that didn't exist while the couple enjoy their date blissfully unaware

Winter is cumming.

>>17888251
Majestic.

>>17888250
Then that would be what the floor is made up of. However, it would still be made up of floor. It’s impossible for floor to not be made of floor unless you’re trying something like >>17888251

>>17888251
Then we're never vacationing in Wonderland again. She's silly enough without THAT adding to it.

>>17888253
I'd let her eat and drink as much as she wants. She's the future mother of our daughters after all. Besides she's gonna need lots of nutrients to keep her body strong enough to carry all our babies.

>>17888290
>Shog with the silver tongue of a Hatter
RIP SAN

>>17888276
This is great. Can you just go ahead and write a full series please? I want to hear what happens when Bella’s minions and the rest of the rangers fall in love! Also, I need this wholesomeness in my life right now.
Just lost my dad to cancer. I need something to make me smile today. Sorry for the blogging.

>>17888290
Can someone translate the moon-runes?

>>17888297
That'll be good, just be careful.
She's got quite an appetite and, if she doesn't need

>>17888297
Just watch out, she's got quite the apatite and, with a husband, she may not need to train quite as hard as she used too, especially when she gets a bunch of little sallies in her.

She may try to pin you in bed and try to get you to feel up her wider hips and larger rear.

>>17888287
I was

>>17888239
That’s cute, you could probably hear the jiggles or slime as she runs down the hallway to hug you.

Also, a shoggoth would make the floor so warm and soft for master, just the way he likes it.

>>17888278
What happens when an Ice Queen cums?

>>17888355
heavy snowfall

>>17888290
I love things like this.

Remove Shog

>>17888355
You're frozen with pleasure.

>>17888411
Remove dirty bird dogs replace with shogs

For Christmas my dark elf gave me a ______

>>17888449
An onahole.

>>17888449
for the first day of Christmas a dark elf gave to me
a spanking in our basement

>>17888449
Herself in a christmas outfit! Funny thing is, I came inside of her so much she became fat like santa.

>>17888497
anon you are bullying the poor elf womb!

>>17888527
It's not bullying, I gave her a white christmas!

>>17888456
In the form of a gullible vanilla Elf?

>>17888434
Remove organic matter and replace with nice, clean, sleek magitech.

>>17888568
Advanced AI has much better uses than housekeeping.

>>17888581
Such as?

>>17888593
Artificial procreation.

>>17888449
An actual safe word where she stops when I start screaming it.

>>17888627
>Implying safe words work on monster girls
Not even a Titania will stop if you use a safe word

>>17888639
what if its also a magic word?

>>17888639
Safe words do work. For example, if I say tanuki to my dragon or she says it to me, we both get extremelly disgusted.

>>17888670
A magic word would only arouse her even further.

>>17888639
Titanias are nice girls. But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.

>>17888670
what does this magic word do?

>>17888680
And that's when you assault her breasts in retaliation, but then she might never serve you milk again so that you have to drink directly at the source.

>>17888680
>But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.
I can deal with that. It's not like she won't give me my goodnight kiss anymore.

...no Titania would be that cruel right?

Be careful when exploring ancient tombs anon, you never know what you'll find.

>Going through ancient temple for some long fallen magiocracy
>Find a suit of seemingly empty but ornate armor.
>As you poke around a bit, the armor slowly clambers to life, the empty eye holes flaring with eldritch blue energy, grasping a long fallen kopesh and striding up to you with purpose.
>You feel as though its about to strike you down before it stops, standing there at attention before a ghostly, faintly feminine voice whispers "Orders".
>The rest of the day continued with the suit following you around, weapon at the ready in case any threat appears.
>Even though you strike it rich and the suit seems to obey, you can't help but feel off as the closed helmet tracks you every so often, silently watching.
>Worse, despite being filled with, as far as you could tell, a pile of dust, you can swear that a noble, feminine face takes the place of the helmet whenever you look at it out of the corner of your eye.

>>17888415
>timid Ice Queen scared because she just froze her husband after sex
>she runs off to recruit local Yetis and gets lots of blankets

>>17888703
What happens when you try to sell the Cursed Armor who has been following you for a while?

>>17888720
" to never walk on a summers day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold..... oh yes Id KILL for that"

>>17888727
Your orders are refused and it remains following you.
After all, without you, all in her life (unlife?) is dust.

>>17887827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hzHolsgCM

Imagine being married to an Atlach-Nacha, for one. Day in and day out she berates and belittles you similar to a personal note with this thread, even while teasing you ragged with thigh jobs and hand jobs and such. Then, when it actually comes to FUCKING her, she absolutely refuses to allow you to be in human form, instead doing the NEXT LEVEL FACE SITTING that is kinky Chaos spider sex.

But it doesn't end there. Not only is the act of human coitus absolutely repulsive to her, but you seeing her face while she climaxes drives her absolutely ballistic. It's embarrassing enough to her that your venom turns her into a lavish woman who's spider puss puss refuses to let you go. Even after a night of fast and furious dicking to try and knock her up she still huffs and calls you degrading names, not dropping her guard for a moment until you're fast asleep, where she wears the biggest, dumbest blushing grin on her face at the heat of your seed in her belly. Only to snap back into tsundere mode when she realizes you're awake.

>>17888700
>Somehow make my Titania very angry, but she's too "nice" and passive to outright express it through words.
>When its time for bed we lay there facing one another.
>"Goodnight love" ill say and go in for a kiss.
>"Goodnight night darling, sleep well" she will say before quickly rolling over and wrapping her wings around herself leaving me there alone.
>If I try to wrap my arms around her she just spreads her wings and that shakes me off.
>Lay awake staring at the ceiling most of the night a broken mess.
Thank god ill never feel this type of pain.

how do moonlight titanias express their displeasure with the husbando?

>>17888753
What if I cry and say I hate her? Say I wish I was with another monster besides her.

How do I get a BIG dragon gf.

>>17888775
How big are we talking and what kind of big it is?

>>17888775
Define and quantify the big you desire.

>>17888753
What if I tire her out in chaos spider sex mode and try to end it with gentle sex in human form?

>>17888703
I do not want a rubric waifu
That's creepy

>>17888785
>>17888781
9-10 feet tall.

>>17888792
But anon, you're the only one who can help her get about in a strange new time where she cannot see far beyond the clouds in her vision.

Just watch out, some evenings you may see the armor collapse and an ethereal version of her 'old' figure stride from it to 'train' itself.

>>17888795
Then you'd have to read an epic tale about ancient dragons to see where they are rumored to live. Then you choose the one you like the most, gather up your gear and head out to find her.
The jorney would be harsh, but in the end you'd find yourself a big, nice, jaded cutie.

>>17888795
Climb the tallest peaks and the darkest caves, there you will find the tall dragon of your dreams*

*Figure may change.

>>17888804
>jaded
>Take Dragonfu to dinner
>She just sits there, too jaded to eat her mutton
>Take her to a hotel
>She just lays there like a dead fish as we fuck, still jaded though slightly blushing now
>Come home from work
>She's just laying on her gold piles, jaded and uncaring
That girl ain't right.

>>17888810
That's apathetic, not jaded.

>>17888810
Anon please, it's like you don't even know how to dragon.
>Take dragonfu to dinner
>Chat enough with her so she starts showing a bit of emotion
>Grab piece of food with fork and take it to her mouth and have her say "Aaaahn~"
>Get ready for slightly blushing dragon noises

>>17888815
>Jaded
>tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something.
>Bored, or lacking enthusiasm
>lacking enthusiasm

>showing or feeling no interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
>No interest, enthusiasm
They're pretty similar.

>>17888787
She would call you a filthy /d/egenerate for wanting such an extreme form of sex
Expect her to bite and abuse you until you give in and go back to completing her, though you could avoid her bite and breed her thoroughly to negate her venom without use of the transformation

I want a myojo Tittie-nee san

are nacho daughers just as verbally abusive as their mom?

>>17888824
I would just hold her close and tell her how much I care for her, and tell her she doesn't have too be embarrassed about it

>>17888839
I'd guess no. At least not until their venom reaches full potency

>>17888850
This is how you get a blushing Atlach-Nacha to call you a pervert while she buries her face in your chest

>>17888773
>replying to a bait post

>>17888839
Definitely. She got that from her mom.

>>17888879
Flabby foxes or big fat cuddle cats, who would win?

>>17888879
I want to date a Fox!

>>17888883
Do monster girls get traits from their father?

>>17888905
Yep.

>>17888905
Eye and hair color, for example

I want chaosfuckers to go

>>17888922

>>17888922

>>17888930
Is this what little Flayers do instead of setting up a lemonade stand?

>>17888922
agreed

>>17888936
Malal please, Khorne and Tzeentch have good girls.

>>17887332
>Flayer backpack

That's one way to get flayed. Just look at how close her tentacles are to your ears.

>>17887790
that ain't bad.
Calling out each other and laughing when the other makes a mistake, also always being competitive about kills.
Perfect waifu.

does monster lord control land have a national anthem or a battle hymn?

>>17888975
Probably. It'd also be laced with magic that compells the couples their to have more intense sex than usual.

>>17888922
Respectable tier:
Wendigo lovers

Weird but acceptable tier:
Shoggoth lovers

Absolute patrician taste tier:
Atlach-Nacha & Mindflayer lovers

>>17888989
there*

>>17888975
>We'll all feel gay when alpy comes marching home

>>17889057
Alps are cute! They aren't gay! They are cute! They're for molesting!

>>17889065
I dunno about Alps, but that post was pretty gay.

>>17888922
Aw poor diddums, can't you take a bit of banter?

>>17888930
Loli flayer is hella cute. I want a harem of little flayers to pamper and play with. and also to dick until they are all scatter-brained messes.

>>17889057
I never noticed those boot buckled before. Good grief. Someone fuck her so she can be presentable. Alps are no good until they’re indestinguishable from succubi.

>>17889091
I like boots one girls

>>17889065
Alps are oaky. I'd like to see one go from human boy to the last stage and document the facts for further research.

>>17889077
That better be strawberry sauce on her cheek

>>17889077
Hatsune did nothing wrong.

>>17889094
I like this idea

>>17888993
>giving that whiney motherfucker a patrician taste level
>>>/out/

>>17889095
>he doesn't want to be roughed up by his waifu

>>17889093
Boots are fine but those Mars and Venus symbols are stupid

>>17889094
I want to see what happens if a man were to save his sperm, Alp, then impregnate himself with that sperm. What would happen?

>>17889103
Do not ever trust monster girls with steamy breath.

>>17889113
The only thing a waifu should abuse is her husband's manhood.

>>17889120
oh didn't notice those,
thats a nice touch.

>>17889104
It would be nice to see how fast his tastes change and how he acts. I'd need a big diary but it would be worth it for the research.

>>17889120
Maybe he wouldn't be impregnated in the first place? And even if he did, the child would probably be just a tomboy succubus. This calls for science.

>>17889120
>Impregnate himself
>Wanting an Alp to turkey baster herself

>>17888933
>>17888930
>>17888936

I want to ignore a cheshire so she starts trying to force me to pay attention.

whom gives you the biggest fearboner?

>>17889225
I want to spank a Cheshire for mixing all of the salt with the sugar!

>>17889241
She's just going to like that!
You're rewarding her!

>>17889241
I want to withhold cock until a Cheshire sorts the salt from the sugar!

>>17889245
Fine, then I'll make her eat it on all her food instead!

>>17889246
What a monster!

>>17889250
But then she'll just start eating a bunch of things that go good with sugar!

You'll end up with a fat, but still smug, cat!

>>17889225
I want to get teased by my cheshire daughteru!

>>17889245
I'll just mix all her M&Ms with her skittles as revenge.

>>17889263
If you're getting teased by your daughteru, you've got problems.

>>17889267
That seems more like a minor irritant.

>>17889269
I can't help it, anon. It's in her cheshire blood.

Who should write more? Who needs to stop writefagging?

>>17889267
You monster. I hope you step on a Lego.

>>17889288
how about no, and how about fuck off?

>>17889288
Lets not.

>>17889120
Gives birth to Les Enfants Terribles.

>>17889120

>>17889321
>when you only serve non-alcholic beverages

>>17887382

I kind of headcanon that Nureonagos are used to not getting much attention from human men compared to other monster girls which is why they pay special attention to men who smile at them

>>17889065
I wouldn't mind tying her tail around her neck and tug on it to cut off airflow.

>>17888922
Cute chaos

Who wants some watermelon?

>>17889387
Wendigos are cute but that's what makes them so dangerous.
You could be a hard working man saving up to build a house and form a family only to accidentally see a Wendigo and lose you mind. Next thing you know you'll be showing off your muscles to a pack of Wendigos while your waifu pouts and asks you to go back into her coat.

>>17889398
I'd eat a pineapple with my waifu. She likes them a lot.

>>17889398
>google watermelongirl
>actually a thing
well fuck

>>17889415
You learn something new everyday.
Now I think about it. Is Africa a thing in MG world?

>>17889447
desert kingdoms ya dunce

>>17889398
>Oni trying to split a watermelon at a beach
>Ends up obliterating it

>>17889455
Most of Africa isn't a desert, it's just mismanaged. It's the most fertile continent on the planet, but the Hunger Continent Kakukens can't get their act together.

>>17888879
>human ears
Why.

>>17889402
That’s the terrifying thing about monster girls in general. Almost all of them have some way of enticing you and coercing you into being a loving husband. They make human free will a suggestion rather than a driving force. How the hell did I get mixed up in this fetish?

Are normal, boring catgirls too low-spec for MGG?

>From Death comes Life
>Her sister War had broken the Seventh Seal
>Summoning the Horsewomen of the Apocalypse
>And the number of the riders shall ever be
>FOUR

>>17889479
They’re fine but that particular picture is dangerously cheesy and may trigger some faggots.

How many waifus is too many? I think the perfect number is 4, but I could deal with 20 no problem.

>>17889484
I'm not into fucking horsepussy that much. I'm sure some other anons would save us from that manace.

>>17889490
any number more than 1

>>17889479
>MGG

>>17889490
The perfect number is 1. More than six and you can't even call them "wives" anymore.

>>17889490
> I could deal with 20 no problem.
i bet you couldn't handel one lobotomized MG

>>17889490
6 is the perfect number for me, one being a bicorn.

>>17889490
1 and 2 are perfect, 3 is acceptable, more is shit.

>>17889503
So are you saying you wound't consider Khepris for marriage?

>>17889490
Anything over 2 for me is too many, my waifu and daughteru are perfect.

>>17889490
You have enough once your waives can play football in full teams on their own, and enough daughters when you can have a championship.

>>17889490
2 is good. A nice Kiki and Shog who learn to overcome their differences and work together would be just the best.

3 is good too, but only if they're triplets.

>>17889513
>Harem and incest
I understand why people like Khepris and Devil bugs, but they are of the lowest tier for me. The last thing that would go through my mind when meeting them would be marriage.

>"Um...excuse me. I know this might be a bit presumptuous considering we've not known each other for very long, but if I don't ask now then...well, then I don't know, but..."
>"May I...may I touch your ears? I've always wanted to touch a...well, you know...the ears of someone like you. I hope that's not insensitive. They just look so...soft and round and...and fun. Is that odd to say?"
>"I'll let you touch mine too. T-to make it fair."

>>17889538
Don't do it. It's a trap.This is how they select mates.

>>17889542
>This is how they select mates.

Is that a fuckin bad thing?

>>17889538
>No. Can’t you see I’m busy being socially inept?

>>17889546
My waifu would get jealous if I touched an elfs ears.

>>17889490
Up to 3 with any species
Up to 8 with most species
9+ with harem species
Also 2>3>1>any other number

>>17889546
Elves are like more bitchy humans, if you want the good stuff you need to go for dwarfs.

>>17889537
what would be the firs thing then?

>>17889542
Well that's easy to avoid.
I just tell them I like fatties.

>>17889542
It's not like I'm going to be selected as her mate or anything like that, so it should be fine. Plus, it's just touching for a bit, nothing can go wrong.

>>17889559

>>17889538
>"begone thot"

>>17889563
.....
Ok, I tell them I like Landwhale tier girls, that'll keep them away.

>>17889555
Depends on how I'd encounter them, but I'd be avoiding their advances and making it pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with their kind. With devil bugs I'd just say no and go away.

>>17889573
Don't test thenm anon...

>>17889555
reach for an extra large bottle of raid.

>>17887612
Not him, but that wasn't creative, it was just dumb.

Couldn't even be bothered to genderflip it, which makes much more sense.
>Goblins broke into his village. Beat up the women and raped the boys
>He was forced to watch his little brother get gangraped.

>>17889581
Don't worry, I'm safe.
None would go that far.

>Not liking Elves

>>17889591
I like elves but I don't like fat girls.

>>17889553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>Elves
>Long-eared, nigh immortal and ageless race
>Treats other races like shit, especially Dwarves
>Instigated a massive war with Dwarves by shaving the beard off one of their emissaries
>May or may not teach you dance, poetry, and magic
>Lives in a theocratic monarchy
>Disgusted by the idea of fucking you
>THOTS to the core, will move on to the next man after you die
>You're essentially a fucking neanderthal dating Bathsheba
>Biggest downside is you better like vegan and forests because your marriage is FOREVER or until you die

>Dwarves
>Short, stout race that's also stupidly long-lived
>Absolutely bro tier with Humans, sees them in the light of a younger sibling
>Has a long and celebrated history of trade and technological achievements with the help of Humans
>May be shorter than you but will wreck your shit both in the hair of the dog and the bed sack
>Will lavish you with great metallurgical gifts such as armor and weaponry
>Lives in a meritocracy, where Honor is the currency
>When you pass/If you pass based on setting, your children and their children's children will sing songs of you and honor the life you lived
>Biggest downside is you're fucking a Dwarf and live underground

I mean I'm not going to fault people for liking Elves, but if I saw a Dwarf lass who's right and randy I'd sit her upon my shaft and spin her right round like a goddamned record until our pelvises were bigger trainwrecks than the jungles of 'Nam.

>>17889588
>Not him
I dont believe you

>>17889598

Define 'fat'.

>>17889608
Right looks better, I don't know why she's trying to lose weight.

>>17889619

Because in the manga her greater magical abilities require her to wear very specific enchanted clothing. Her big butt makes them difficult to wear.

>>17889624
But she's mastered bonermancy.

>>17889608
Chubby face or with big love handles, enough that you could get a handful like in >>17889591

>>17889606
Up to you. On a side note, something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while now, even if its stupid and even if it requires a leap of faith, I with more people would post with 'not him" when they are indeed not him. Makes conversations that much easier to manage than 50 posts who may or may not be the same person.

>>17889615
>you will never had a Dark Elf milkmaid momster
>you will never break her hymen during intercourse

>>17889615
I'd rather have a mistress dark elf.

>>17889591
Elves should not be fat and greasy. That's p'orc territory. this manga is a travesty.

>>17889615
I feel like I want now some chocolate milk.

>>17889634
I like that we dont know who we are talking,
it means the value of the post is put over the value of the person

>>17889639

That's the premise of the manga though. Her weight problems are weird and she's constantly struggling with them so she can go back to her home world. Human world food is just too delicious.

>>17889490
I have three mice wives, two of which are also daughters. Though I think that's on the lower end of the spectrum for harem-type mgs. I do think that obscene numbers like 10+ make for good fantasies though.

>>17889644
Just makes it confusing when you're in an argument and some wank slips in with his hot opinions without telling you that they're not the other guy, and you think the other guy's just come out with something stupid and you call him out on it, only for him to reply with "Hey that wasn't me"

Not calling for an end to anonymity here, just a start to common courtesy.

>>17889661
You'd be better off not partaking in stupid arguments. Not him, by the way.

>>17889643
That's racist.

>>17889666
But sometimes people are wrong and you gotta tell 'em.

which monster girl has the most squeezable cheeks?

>>17865226

>>17889687
Fairy Dragon is cute.
I'd trust her to do my taxes.

>>17889693
>"I may be crazy enough to take on the demon lord, but the IRS? no thank you!"

>>17889686
Tanuki.

>>17889686
Snow mons

>>17889687
I'd give her a big gold bar to put in her hoard and I'd give those little fairies a bunch of flowers. They deserve it.

>>17889686

Yeti.

>>17889700
Read that as snow moms and instantly got a boner for Ice Milf.

>>17889715
Ice Queens are more like Christmas Cakes than moms though.

>>17889737
Tell that to her daughter.

How's your writing going, /mgt/?

>>17889761
Their daughters would also be Ice Queens.

>>17889766
Ganbatte.

>>17889766
>>17889766
>How's your writing going, /mgt/?

Not enough addiction fetishes

>>17889766
>posted something for Halloween
>actually have an idea for another story already
Compared to how much I normally write and post, pretty good.
Unless you mean that National Novel Writing Month thing, in which case I'm not doing it this year. I did re-read last years attempt out of curiosity and actually liked some elements of it, but I don't really have time for that kind of project anymore.

>>17889766
A little bit slow, but I'm progressing

>>17889767
Wouldn't that make them ice princesses then?

I hear talk around fluffy tails,
but what about fluffy ears?

>>17889775
Ans thank goodness for that. The only addiction a man and his monstergirl need is to eachothers bodies.
Ot maybe her breast milk.

>>17889766
I might write another paragraph today.

>>17889770
thanks anon.

>>17889771
keep up the good work.

>>17889781
National Novel Writing Month? How have I never heard of this?

>>17889786
You can do it, anon!

>>17889796
I will inseminate Tamamo, so god help me.

>>17889832
Don't know how you've never heard of it; it's been a thing for better than ten years now.

>>17889836
WELL, looks like I need to stop zoning out to achieve total disassociation from society like some kind of escapist shut in and look around at things for awhile.

>>17889766
I have ideas, but I doubt anybody wants to read them so I don't write anymore. Have better things to occupy my time, I guess.

>>17889686
Flayers.

>>17889860
Aww, don't be like that, buddy. I'm sure some people would love your ideas.

When will KC draw more examples of other members within a monstergirl species?

>>17889915
We can only hope world guide 3 has some otherwise I doubt we'll get them from anything other than book covers

>>17889766
I'm re-writing an older story I did, and reading through the old pastebin reminded me of how far I've come along, even if I still have a long way to go.

I've also begun editing an elf doujin that recently got a translated script.Hopefully, I won't be forced into a job soon, I've got a lot on my plate.

BUT ENOUGH BLOGGING, HAVE AT YOU!

If a dhampir is born, but her father and mother die shortly after, does she go looking for a different vampire to "slay"?

>>17889929
I sorta wish folks weren't so afraid of imagining how off-profile art MGE girls would look without the fear of them being called OC donutsteels. There's also a strong amount of irony to that since no one takes issue with the Steelims.

>>17889939
If only I had the money to commission stuff. I'd request too, but doing it so without any images seems kinda hard.

>>17889796
>Fluffy ears
MOLEST THEM!
>tamamo with that face
This only makes me more aroused!

>>17889939
I don't know, the thread constantly bitches about the steelims and how they aren't canon despite KC saying to make your own because they're all canon as long as they don't stray from what MGE is and stands for.
Which none do, excluding the meme ones like CRUSHER, Kawaiipenis, and anything by Grig.

I want a big, strongfat ogre to enjoy the winters with.

I wouldn't even mind being the main source of income.

>>17889939
>since no one takes issue with the Steelims
Mention anyone that isn't Mari or Ilassa and best you can hope for is just apathy.

>>17889932
If her mother treats her father well she'd leave her alone. Dhampirs go on a mission when she hears rumors that a Vampire is abusing her bloodbag.

>>17889964
Thread doesn't seem to mind too much about some OC waifus so they would be fine.

Shota anons need to be careful around strange women.

>>17889976
>strongfat
I've only recently discovered how that bodytype would look on a monstergirl:
https://exhentai.org/s/c7087c72c8/1130536-20

>>17889988
And I forgot my pic

>>17889992
That is pretty accurate

>>17889997
I'd drink a shota potion if it meant getting it on with her. All I'd need to do is blend in with the other kids and pretend to be more innocent than normal. After I came things might be weird though.

>>17889997
Who's the artist?

>>17889988
There's nothing more terrifying than getting lost in MGC as a shota.

He might end up in an auction house with rich CCs all trying to claim him.

>>17890011
>Wait a sec...is anyone here an actual shota?

>>17890011
>Shota mimic
The predator of CCs. I'm sure news would go around about you pretending to be a shota and breaking them.

>>17890026
>Shota mimic is to CCs what CCs are to shotas

>>17890026
>and breaking them
Shit taste

>>17890024
>CCs tries to attack some kids, but none of them run away
>They all have boners and are pretending to be innocent, asking if onee-chan wants to play
>[Sweating Cake intensifies]

>>17890026
Well, not breaking them, but just having some loving and sweet sex. They would be surprised for sure though since shotas are supposed to be spooked about sex.

>>17890035
>gangbang shit

>Goblin/Oni hybrid
>Goblin-level fertility, craftiness, and tribe mentality
>Oni-level promiscuity, drunkenness, and strength

Could you survive?

Any Alps in this thread want to give me your Steam ID and I'll add you!

Let's do this!

>>17890056
How tall is she?

>>17890050
The poor girl would never assault kids again.

>>17890058
Nice falseflag

>>17889997
Could you consider Console-tans to be Automatons?

>>17890058
Fuck off.

>>17890059

Four-foot-nothin' but they always work in groups of at least three.

>>17890066
Hardly. Mecha Musume can't be considered Automatons either.

>>17890066
If that were the case, then I’m driving a harem down the street every day. I love them all. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xWhgFvPyQs

>>17890074
So she is tiny but she is stronk? I would love to get ambushed by 3 of them as they effortlessly hold me down and taunt me.

>>17890090
>So she is tiny but she is stronk?

The tiniest, the stronkest

The most volatile goblin traits mixed with the most volative oni traits

>>17889796
The ears are just as important.

>>17890116
If I put up a good fight will they treat me with a bit of "respect"? Like they would a trophy?

Did the DL ever attempt to open some sort of diplomacy or negotiation with the order?

>>17890153

They use no words but say many things.

You guys
I'm one the fence about button noses
What do you think?

>>17890207

Like what you want, but probably don't post them here. This is how I am with most things, button noses included.

>>17890207
fine line to tread
especially if it's boring or shitty art

>>17890207
Find the answer in your heart, allowing other people to decide your fetishes is never a good thing.
They may not be welcome here but if they're your thing they're your thing. As >>17890218 says there's some fetishes I have I wouldn't dream of posting here.

>>17890207
I kinda like ‘em if they’re done well. Post an imgur of what you’re talking about.

>>17890207
They will never not look like a tacked on design detail on top of leading the way to furshit.

>>17890182
Why would she? Their primary goal is her destruction.

>>17890233
The one from mm

>>17890240
I thought her endgame was monsters and humans living and fugging together. That’s why she’s working on making monsters able to birth human sons in addition to monster daughters.

>>17890207
I'm fine with them

>>17890257
I wouldn’t post it. People here get a little spergy when it’s posted. I still like who you’re referring to.

>>17890266
Yes, but why would the Order just let her do that? They exist to bring her down.

>>17890284
Sorry. I thought you were saying the DL’s goal was destruction.

>>17889909
Let's just agree to disagree.

I want a chubby, bottom heavy familiar to greet me whenever I get home.

They'd be comfy little girls.

>>17890240
>Their primary goal is her destruction.
They're misled. That's the primary goal of the current Chief God, while those that follow her are fed a different version of the story. Those that follow her don't even know of multiple Chief Gods and a great many things we know about the setting. If anything, you can consider the DL as pitying them and not wishing them harm if avoidable, even though they're still against her.

>>17890240
Maybe but isn't a peacfuk resolution preferable?

>>17889366
Who wouldn't want to give this attention though?

Concept: Being petted by your villain wife like a supervillain's cat.

>>17889737
More like ice cream cake.

>>17889766
Why are there so many replies to posts like this, yet so few stories?

>>17889988
>Shota anons need to be careful around strange women

Unfortunately there's no true safe haven from lustful older women. For many shotas, getting raped is inevitable.

>>17890324
Kloah is always a sight for sore eyes

>>17890320
Make good words is hard.

>>17890326
he is one of the few artists I find that can make boobs that big but still look sexy

>>17889766
on the back burner for the sake of my grades. I have scripts to write

>>17889766
>tfw finally going through with the draft of that loyalty-centered story I got inspiration from "Open" for

>>17890345
I hate how he was capable of drawing his girls with big butts in the past, but now he just draws them with sticc lower-halves.

>>17890345
I don't know why but he's able to make them look at least somewhat natural.
>>17890363
God I wish that were me.

>>17890312
What if I'm the villain and she's the cat?

>>17890375
It can work both ways, as long as it involves speaking to world leaders and stuff.

>>17890312
It’d be a little embarrassing but I could grow to like it. Do I get to hop on her lap and hiss at the protagonist?

>>17890207
I don't really mind them, to be completely honest, but I'm also not a fan of them. I guess my major beef with them comes from the fact that from a biology standpoint; You're essentially replacing the upper and lower lateral cartilaginous tissue of the human nose for something more akin to an animal's nostrils without the snout. I guess in a sense, especially with the way Crab tends to handle them it's basically a way to kind of cheat the system when it comes to Furries. Outside of the full body hair and nose, neither Polt or Ruz have anything that screams that they're a fur-fag, though they're still very much more animal than person. I mean, for fuck's sake, it's even noted that the Kobold species can pack multiple pairs of breasts.

Honestly, just enjoy what you want and don't let the more vocal, chest-slapping people who get off causing conflict get you down. We're all here to enjoy monster girls and sling banter at each other. Just don't go full furfaggot and start preaching the gospel about how full purge with fire tier furries like Cait and Cu Sith are the greatest shit since hot pastrami on rye.

TL;DR: They're neither great nor terrible, just boring, I guess.

t. TBW