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17813073 No.17813073 [Reply] [Original]

You can't hide from the all-seeing youkai.

>> No.17813085
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No, but you can be more powerful.

>> No.17813086
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>>17813073
Cross counter.

>> No.17813108
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17813108

Defending Gensokyo.

Securing the future.

>> No.17813164
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I don't have to. She's sleeping all the time.

>> No.17813164,1 [INTERNAL] 

Yes.

>> No.17813375
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>>17813164
Just like me!

>> No.17813379

>>17813073
Why would I hide from my mistress?

>> No.17813437
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17813437

I want to sleep with Yukarin!

>> No.17813505
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>>17813073
Why would I hide from my wife?
>>17813379
What the fuck dude not cool?

>> No.17814240
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17814240

Marrying the gappy girl!

>> No.17814376
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Yukari's thighs!

>> No.17814493

>>17814240
It doesn't suit me, but god damn if this isn't a good, timeless picture. Love it every time it's posted. Pity about the story behind it, though.

>> No.17814530

Slaanesh Trash

>> No.17814548
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>> No.17814649

>>17814493
What's the story behind it?

>> No.17814903
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I want an IRL Yukari to 'Ara ara!' at me!

>> No.17815544
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17815544

Pick up the slack boys we've got a long way until bump limit.

>> No.17815605

saggers

>> No.17816385

>>17814530
canonically that's okina m8

>> No.17816395
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>>17815605

>> No.17816437

>>17813073
Take your meds and go to sleep, grandma.

>> No.17816497
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17816497

Helloooooo!

>> No.17816572
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>>17816497
Are Okina and Yukari BFFs?

>> No.17817049

>>17816572
Nah it's Eirin.

>> No.17817262
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>>17816497
>>17816572
Wrong thread, girl.

>> No.17817275
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>>17816497
Hayhoooo!

>> No.17817304
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>>17817049
If only.

>> No.17817334

>>17817275

Why is Yukari showcasing her legwear?

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>> No.17817688
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17817688

Yukari invites you to dinner and asks that you bring a few foods of your choosing; bonus points if you cook them yourself.
What do you bring and why?

>> No.17818997
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>>17813073

>> No.17819829
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>>17817688
Would Yukari enjoy Chinese or western cuisine more?

>> No.17819852
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>>17818997
God I fucking love memes.

>> No.17819870

Baba?

>> No.17819876
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>>17819870

>> No.17819927

>>17817688
Japanese curry, lasagna, and spaghetti, since I can cook all three and they are all delicious

>> No.17820150
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>>17817688
For our first dinner, I'll keep it simple. An omelette with bacon or vegetables, sushi, shrimp with spaghetti bolognese. Perhaps some kind of salad, too. Then we can move on to more complicated recipes with Yukarin's blessing.

>>17819829
I think Yukari likes them more or less equally.

>> No.17820875

>>17813073
I'll just hide in a place she can't enter, like a R-18 section.

>> No.17821050
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>>17820875
She may be 17 but she is still a healthy girl who looks at pornography.

>> No.17822633

>>17821050
It's not legal. Someone call the cops.

>> No.17822639
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>>17822633
Too bad the cop is her wife.

>> No.17822837

>>17813073
Would you take her hand /jp/?

>> No.17822841
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>>17822837
Yes. All the way to the elbow.

>> No.17822914
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>>17822837
Sure, but I'd rather take her foot on my dick or something similar.

>> No.17823233
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Yukarin's favourite album!

>> No.17824306

>>17813164
She dreams as Maribel, though.

>> No.17825405
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17825405

How do you do, fellow kids?

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>> No.17825730 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open.

>> No.17825945

>>17813073
You can if you live on the Moon.

>> No.17826087

>>17814649
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/555372

>> No.17826422

>>17825730
I opened it, what happens now?

>> No.17826480
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>>17813505
>'"her finger is too fat so the ring cant go in all the way"'

>> No.17826726
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I want to kiss it.

>> No.17826779 [DELETED] 
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>>17826480
Whomst've'm quoteth thou?

>> No.17826825

>>17825730
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.17826838
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>>17826422
You get spooked.

>> No.17826856

>>17816395
But I said it appreciatively. I love Yukari's mature, fat, heavy saggers.

>> No.17828158
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>>17825708
Post more cute Yukarin

>> No.17829636
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17829636

>>17828158

>> No.17829642
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>>17829636
Do NOT wake up THE Yukari.

>> No.17830210
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>>17829642
Yukari is up but she wants to cuddle. What do?

>> No.17830338

>>17826087
I'm not crying, Yukari must have just removed the boundary between my face and water.

Also, this makes me want to hug her, despite the fact that she legitimately scares me

>> No.17830552
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>>17830210
The proper course of action is to do what Yukari wants and cuddle her.

>> No.17831768
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>>17826726
>Ara ara, what ever could you be looking at anon?

>> No.17833066
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>>17830552
Smart move anon.

>> No.17835928
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>> No.17836170

Someone post the fridge one

>> No.17838373
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>>17836170
ebin

>> No.17841006
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Pick up the slack boys.

>> No.17841056
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>>17841006
And do what?

>> No.17841058
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>>17841056
Do the Dew

>> No.17841326
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17841326

Trick or treat?

Would you go trick-or-treating with Yukari? If so, where would you go?

>> No.17843301

>>17841326
I would go Treat or Dick with her

>> No.17843319

>>17841326
Detroit.

>> No.17843486
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>>17841326
Yes. I'd take our kids trick-or-treating.

>> No.17847192
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>> No.17847392
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17847392

>tfw no thicc fox slave

>> No.17847692

>>17841326
a bank

>> No.17847742

I read a doujin recently that had Yukari fighting someone at the Hakurei Shrine while also hanging out on the deck sipping tea. Her top half and one arm was at the deck and bottom half and other arm were floating upside down shooting stuff.
It was a pretty perfect Yukari moment, but I didn't save it and forgot the book's title. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>> No.17847745

>>17841326
Trick or treating is a game for kids, Yukari. Make yourself decent if you're going to partake.

>> No.17848578
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Don't forget to tune in to Yukari's podcast

>> No.17851013
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Only 5 listeners again today.

>> No.17851315

>>17847692
Banks hold a miniscule amount of money. >10k. Good luck.

>> No.17853626
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>>17851315
You gave a lower bound mate.

>> No.17854448
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>>17851315
I am not aiming at the money, anon. With the border youkai in your side, stealing money is the most stupid idea you could have.

>> No.17854471
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>>17854448

>> No.17857376
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>> No.17859634

I dont want to run from her.

I want her to hug me tightly.

>> No.17861148
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>> No.17861713
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>Ara ara, where do you think you're going anon?

>> No.17864349
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>>17861713
Just going to the store sweetie, we're low on aburage it seems.

>> No.17864435
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Opinions on Yukari 2?

Will they form an unstoppable party team?

>> No.17864458
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>>17864435
Okina is a molester.

>> No.17864526

>>17864435
Seems like a pretty boring character so far.

>> No.17864885

>>17861713
To a church so I can properly say my prayers befpre you eat me

>> No.17865840
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>>17864885
>be American
>go to church
>get shot

>> No.17867521

>>17865840
>be eurofag
>go to bar
>get gang-raped by muslims

>> No.17867815
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17867815

Yukari has 2 threads.

>> No.17869962
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>> No.17870086

>>17865840
>>be American
>>get shot
Source? Your abuse of the quoting function.

>> No.17870238
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>>17861713
To bed.

>> No.17870808
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>tfw Yukari thinks you're cute, so she shrinks you and keeps you as a pet who she does lewd things to

Pic related, your new home

>> No.17870910

>>17861713
Nowhere, now that you've given me a boner big enough to stand out if I stand up.

>> No.17871368

>>17870808
Who are you quoting?

>> No.17872178
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>>17871368
Myself

>> No.17872567

>>17864435
Why does she look poorly drawn?

>> No.17872735
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>> No.17874354
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>> No.17874450 [SPOILER] 
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>>17874354
Edgy

>> No.17874709
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Where would you like to go on vacation with Yukari?

>> No.17876787
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17876787

>>17874709
BInlan :DDDDDDDD
ebin

>> No.17878564
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>> No.17881248
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17881248

>tfw no teenage Yukari gf

>> No.17881593
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>>17865840
>Be America
>Be white
>Don't get shot

>> No.17881623

>>17881248
That's a good expression.

>> No.17881627

>>17881593
>get shot regardless
ftfy burgerlandian

>> No.17881633 [DELETED] 

Sometimes I woke up after a long nap and went to the bathroom. As I looked at my reflection, I opened my mouth and say, Echinda Matara.

And that's my everyday routine before bathing.

>> No.17881660

>>17865840
>>17867521
>>17881593
>>17881627
>>17881248
wayq

>> No.17882080
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>>17874709
Going to a ski resort with Yukari and the other Yakumos!
Skiing and snowboarding with Yukari while Ran and Chen lag behind!
Building the biggest snowman in the world!
Defending the snowman from vandals who have no appreciation for others' work and teaching them some respect!
Lounging in a cabin around the warm fireplace!
Sleeping in the middle of the Yakumo cuddle pile!

>> No.17882486
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>>17882080
Visit the Moomins.

>> No.17884601

>>17825708
Fuck that's awesome

>> No.17888751
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Yukari offers you the jelly from her mushrooms.
What do?

>> No.17888762

>>17888751
Mushrooms can't produce jelly. Knowing Yukari, I'll just get away from her for a small while since she changes her mind quite often when bored.

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>>17888751
I don't want to learn what the consequences for refusing her are, so I'll just nod.

>> No.17893179
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>>17892676
Good boy.

>> No.17895816

I know Yukarin is kind to you if you're kind to her, but how nice is Yukarin? To a human?

>> No.17895839

>>17813085
translate it nerd

>> No.17897119

>>17895816
According to Akyuu, Yukarin's human friendship level is average/normal, but she's quite willing to talk and probably doesn't attack humans.

>> No.17900381

>>17893179
Poor Marisa-chan

>> No.17903631

Yukari's used gloves and thighhighs!

>> No.17904453

FUCK OFF, YUKARI

STOP MAKING EIRIN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

>> No.17904490
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17904490

People need to portray Yukari as a weirdo more often. Enough of this "ara ara" chessmaster.

>> No.17904498

>>17904490
I only agree with the first part of your post

>> No.17904760
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>Hey kid wanna ss?

>> No.17904994

>>17904490
She should be both

>> No.17905248

>>17904490

Chestmaster

>> No.17905288

>>17851013
Lies and slander, Yukari's podcast gets at least 10 listeners every week

>> No.17906017
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>>17904760
It would be my pleasure, Yukari-sama. Do I get turned into a shota for free?

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>>17813073

>> No.17907936
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>>17907689
Nice.

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>>17904453
Eirin's a loser lol.

>> No.17908478

>>17908085
Eirin would clearly win that fight.

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>>17908478
Eirin please.

>> No.17908558
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>>17904498
>>17904994
Oh sure, she should be a mastermind, but shouldn't just play that role straight.

>> No.17908598 [SPOILER] 
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Is it bad that I want Yukarin to plant her big, marshmallow bubble butt on my face?

>> No.17908631

>>17908598
It might be bad for your continued breathing, as her boundless ass will probably suffocate you. But wishing for a posterior this perfect to become one with your face is definitely not "bad".

>> No.17909629
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I want to eat Yukari

>> No.17909688

>>17909629
You don't eat Yukarin! Yukarin eats YOU!

>> No.17909827
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17909827

>>17908598
>>17909629
I want to eat Yukari's ass.

>> No.17911680

>>17908497
Eirin is immortal, smarter and can use her P CUP SAGGERS bra as a massive snowball slingshot.

>> No.17912410

>>17911680
Go away, Eirin, your patients await.

>> No.17912724
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>>17911680
>smarter
lol

>> No.17915477
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Top ten most brutal anime scenes

>> No.17915597
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>>17915477
Imagine going on a date with Yukari in the human village.

>> No.17915648
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I love when she wears gloves with this outfit.

>>17903631
>Yukari's used gloves

L-lewd! I want to hug them!

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>>17915648
I love when she wears nothing with this outfit.

>> No.17915786

>>17915714
That's pretty hot!

>> No.17915862
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>>17915786

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>>17915862
What a lewd gappy girl.

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>>17917020

>> No.17917520
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>>17917484

>> No.17917556

>>17817688
Turducken

>> No.17917564
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when yukari sleeps, maribel wakes up

>> No.17917566
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>>17817688
I make some bomb ass mushroom spinach fettucini alfredo.

>> No.17918340

>>17917564
So does Fatty Whiterocks

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>>17917564
Sleep tight gapper

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>> No.17922205
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>>17917564

Me on the right

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>>17922205
I'm the mirror.

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>> No.17924762 [DELETED] 

>>17922317
I'm Yukari's pantyhose.

>> No.17924784
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>>17922205
>>17922317
I'm Yukari's pantyhose/stockings.

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>>17924731
That beauty mark is cute af.

>> No.17930259
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>> No.17930890

>>17817688
Hot pockets

>> No.17930898
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>> No.17930906

>>17930898
>Yukari will never use you as a daki

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>>17930906
I do not need this feel right now anon.

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>> No.17934114
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>> No.17934280
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>> No.17934292
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17934292

My wife can't possibly handle this many guns!

>> No.17934330

>>17843301
>you whip your dick out and yukari throws you two pieces of candy
What candy are they and why?

>> No.17934347

>>17934292
Which gun is the mistresses favorite?

>> No.17934694

>>17930898
It looks like one of Reimu's hair tubes.

>> No.17937277
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>>17934694
Imagine how crusty and wet it is.

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>> No.17945320
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>> No.17945323
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Yukari's new band.

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>>17945323
Wrong.

>> No.17945346

>>17945323
>>17945328

Yukari Okina is gonna be the ultimate pair

>> No.17945372
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>>17945346
Okina please.

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17955837

Shhh. The heg is asleep.

>> No.17961100

>>17945320
Absolute truth.

>> No.17961578
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Yukari is the most beautifulest sight ever.

>> No.17968286
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>>17961578
You made her blush anon.

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>>17968286
Being nice to Yukari Yakumo makes her like you very fast

>> No.17968467
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>>17968286
>>17968455
But never forget- No matter how cute or nice she may appear to be, she is still the most youkai-like youkai.

>> No.17968480

>>17968467
Dayum is that some grotesque gap magic taking place or did she just stick her hand under his shirt?

>> No.17968491

>>17968480
She's a putting a seal on his back. Kinda needs direct contact.

>> No.17968503
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>>17968491
Very hot.

>> No.17968670

>>17968467
t-that tickles!

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Me and the wives.

>> No.17970601
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Yukari eating a popsicle.

>> No.17970622

>>17970601
But that's clearly a paper fan she's holding?

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>>17970622

>> No.17971638

>>17968467
Om Namah Shivaya Om Namah Shivaya Om Namah Shivaya Om Namah Shivaya

>> No.17971907

>>17968467
why is she crying?

>> No.17973169
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>> No.17975872

>>17973169
I wanna HUG Yukari! You all are being too mean to her!
I know there are a lot of things to dislike Yukari for doing, but don't call her an old hag! Girls are subconscious about their age, Yukari is no exception! Even with her nearly endless capabilities, not even she can stop her aging process!

>> No.17975875

>>17915597
Imagine the frightened villagers as they back away from you at an awfully fast pace!
Imagine how much nicer they are in the presence of Yukari!

>> No.17975879

>>17971907
She faked it to get a hug, only to betray you in the end with her own evil schemes in mind!

>> No.17975883

>>17937277
Reimu may be a poor girl, but she is very clean.

>> No.17975939

>>17824306
Maribels awake I sleep
Yukari awake REAL SHIT

alternatively

Yukari asleep I sleep
Maribel asleep REAL SHIT

>> No.17975949

>>17904490
Fuck no she is literally Chessmaster go back and reread Silent Sinner in blue

She straight up was playing 4D chess with those Lunarian brainlets

>> No.17975953

>>17945346
leave, Yuyuko was her 1st you never forget your 1st

>> No.17976086

>>17909827
Would you slice off some prime cuts first or would you have her sit on a grill first then just bite into her?

>> No.17976110

>>17915597
If she makes the nikujaga, then yes

If not, then no

>> No.17976552

>>17976086
Option two will never happen, but option 1 will get you killed in an instant.

>> No.17977036

>>17976552
You underestimate youkai regenerative power, yowai ningen-san, she could easily cut off some prime cuts for you and then grow her buns back!

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>>17977036
Whatever.
Don't come crying to me if you get yourself killed.
But then again, you won't be able to anyway.

>> No.17977196

>>17977104
It's ok! Yukari's taking me as her apprentice, but to get me to be more Yukari-like like her, she's putting me through the sage training regiment. I have to eat 3 Yukari bunbun-burgers and drink 6 glasses of Yukari's blood each day as well get 22 hours of daily sleep and naptime whilst listening through Yukari's 10,000 hours+ m̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶ Sage's Tranquility Training DVD set!

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>>17975872
I'm literally her husband. I call her whatever I want.

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>>17977338
I don't believe you!
If you really are, you're ampretty bad one. Who calls their wife old! Aren't you aware that girls, specifically elder youkai, in Gensokyo care about their age? Take a hint! You'll get yourself killed one day talking like that! You aren't immortal, or invincible! You are human!

>> No.17977458
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>>17977431
I will not lie to my wife. Her being old has literally no effect on my love for her. If anything that has only increased it.

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>> No.17981739
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If you could dress up Yukari in whatever you wanted, what would you pick?

>> No.17982221
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>>17981739
It'd look like a veil or a cloth wrapped around her body upon which all kinds of fractals metamorphose and scintillate in perpetuity.

>> No.17982698
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17982698

Is Gaap a distant relative of Yukarin?

>> No.17983457
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>>17981739

>> No.17984585

>>17983457
Wow she even has a gap in her thighs.

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>>17984585
Nah she thicc

>> No.17984616
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>>17984591

Yukarin is fit, not thicc

>> No.17984633
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>>17817688
human flesh
her favorite

>> No.17984644
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>>17984616
No she sleeps all day she can't be fit.

>> No.17984736
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>>17819876
I don't get it.
What is the joke?

>> No.17984745
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>>17984736

>> No.17986262

>>17984736
Bha Bha → Ba Ba
In Nippon, Baba translates to something along the lines of granny or old hag.
Its a joke of calling Yukari old seeing as she's a genius at math and that it would be a little inevitable for her to not come across it at some point.

>> No.17986268

>>17986262
>inevitable for her to not come across it at some point.
inevitable for her to come across it at some point.

>> No.17986471
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>> No.17986585
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17986585

I want to buy a pair of long silk gloves so I can cuddle them while pretending they're Yukarin's. ;_;

Just kill me now.

>> No.17986688
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>>17986585
Just buy them

>> No.17987207
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>>17986688
I might. They're really cheap on Ebay, from what I've seen.

It just seems like a pretty damn sad thing to do, though.

>> No.17987285

>>17982698

Gaap is a LEWD! Doesn't even need to be posted in red.

>> No.17987494
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>>17981739
Something like this. And I'd make her call me "Master" until she takes it off. And I'd brace myself for the inevitable retribution once it's over, but damn it'd be worth it regardless of the price.

>> No.17987517
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>>17981739
A purple or lilac China dress (A normal-looking one, not the one in my pic) along with her over-elbow gloves and a fluffy fan.

>> No.17987649

>>17987207
Just do it.
If you can't, you don't truly love Yukarin.

>> No.17987655

>>17918340
Stop being mean to Letty anon.

>> No.17988437

>>17987494

Why brace when you can embrace

>> No.17989113
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>>17984745
>>17986262
Thank you.

>> No.17990484
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>>17987207
Wear them yourself and become Yukari.
That's what I'm planning on doing.

>> No.17990608
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>>17984633

>> No.17990737
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>>17987649
I guess I'll go ahead and do it.

>>17990484
I'm not really into that. I'd rather just snuggle them while going to sleep or something.

>> No.17990765
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>>17990737
Ah fuck worth a try I guess.

>> No.17990776
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>>17986585
I've bought a selection of white satin gloves so I can wear them and pretend they're Yukari's hands while masturbating to her.

>> No.17990808
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>>17990776
>not fisting yourself with them while imagining Yukari fucking you

>> No.17990966
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>>17990765
I'm sorry, anon.

>>17990776
That's really lewd!

>> No.17990999
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>>17990966
It's ok. Just post cute Yukaris for now.

>> No.17991047
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>>17990999
Will do.

>> No.17992671

>>17990608
That is an exceptionally attractive eldritch abomination.

>> No.17994490
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>>17992671
She cummeth.

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>>17981739

>> No.17994731
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>>17994724
Wow who's that cute young girl?

>> No.17995446
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>> No.17995529

>>17994490
To steal 'yer soul!

>> No.17997006
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OH DESIRE
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>> No.17999405
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>> No.18003821
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Bump.

>> No.18004064

>>18003821
You dont say bump on /jp/

>> No.18004077
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>>18004064
キタ━━━━━━(゜∀゜)━━━━━━ッ!!

>> No.18008522
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HAMON

>> No.18011080
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well no because
*brings mic closer*
every 1000 years the head sage for gensokyo actually completely change
i was reading this chronicle about how wars with humans can actually advance this process into only taking 500 years because the phantasm - reimu could you bring up that issue of akyuu's chronicles up? yeah but it's because the phantasm needed to sustain wars and the existence of gensokyo needs to come from different admnistrative sages... here we go
*looks at the screen*
look at that...
yeah that oni must be what, 4000kg? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>> No.18012577

Was it ever implied that Yukari was a caucassian?

>> No.18012589
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>>18012577
Yes Merry is white.

>> No.18014739
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>Error: duplicate file exists here.

>> No.18015524
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When do you think Yukari will appear as a boss or a playable character again?

>> No.18015532
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>>18015524
>playable
Given how powerful she is she'd be the "easy mode" choice.

>> No.18015588

>>18015524
She'll get her own game together with Mima

>> No.18015712
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18015712

>loli Yukari will never cook and serve you her pancakes

>> No.18015726
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>> No.18018360
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ₛₘₒₗ

>> No.18019296
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18019296

>>18018360
TOL

>> No.18019334

I wanna FUCK Yukari AND Okina!

>> No.18020149

Yukari more like Jewkari. I know an Ashkenazi when I see one.

>> No.18020244

yukari has serious back problems

>> No.18020512

>>18019334
Fuck you! They're MINE to HUG, you faggot!
Stop impersonating me! It's hard enough being a HUMAN!

>> No.18020517

>>18015712
Anon, all she has to do is cook one perfectly and then multiply it because gaps.
She didn't try at all.

>> No.18020833
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>>18015524
I think it would be nice if ZUN brought back Phantasm or similar stage above Extra with Yukari as the boss, but with her own unique spell cards.

>> No.18021015
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18021015

My wife can't possibly be this fabulous

>> No.18021175

>>18015532
Nah.
Zun will figure out some bullshit reason to power her down.

>> No.18021612

>>18021015

I want Yukari to step on me with those shoes while she says ''ara ara''

Then I want to bury my face in her chest

>> No.18021705

>>18021612
What kind of things does Yukari have inside her chest?

>> No.18022026
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>>18021705

Only soft and lovely things

>> No.18022046

>>18021705
Marshmallows.

>> No.18023523

>>18021705
filthy youkai guts

>> No.18024232

>>18023523
What's so filthy abot a youkai?

>> No.18024393

>>18020149
How else would she be the most intelligent bring in the world? She has that P H E N O T Y P E

>> No.18027321
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>>18021175
It'd be cool to see playable Ran and Yukari as her bomb or something though.

>> No.18027511

>>18012577
>>18012589
Lafcadio Hearn was Irish-Greek so I guess.

>> No.18031282
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>> No.18045046
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>Yukari wants to sleep but Ran won't let her

>> No.18046149
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>> No.18050477

>>18050288

Enjoying hot cocoa with Yukarin on a winter day!

>> No.18053270
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18053270

>>18050477
Delightful.

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