/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17873631
OOMUKADE
ARMPIT HAIR
Ahem. Excuse me.

>>17873631
Ah! Scary bug!

Is there anything more dangerous than saying "I’m single"?

centipedes are most certainly not cute, they are very frightening and they scare my boyfriend so much that I have to kill them myself!

>>17873678
Saying "I'm lonely" or "I'm horny"

>>17873686
alps leave

>>17873678
Having a sword on your belt, in the presence of a Salamander.

>>17873694
What if it's a Nerf sword

>>17873694
Salamanders aren't the only Monsters looking for a strong warrior husband.

>>17873687
What about "I'm not worth it"?

>>17873661
>>17873686
You people are wrong, centipedes are adorable and not creepy at all.

>>17873706
Grats on your new maid

>>17873707
Oh found a full version.

>>17873694
I want to pull an 'Indiana Jones' on a Salamander sword master.

>Salamander adventurer sees handsome rugged man in town
>Roll to intimidate in hopes of provoking duel
>Critical fail
>He pulls a pistol and shoots her halfway through her display
>She recovers and spends the next 10 years tracking him across the world intent on marriage

This thread stinks!

>>17873703
>you accidentally bump into a hinezumi in a tavern
>unfortunately for you, she likes to start fights with random strangers for little to no reason
>unfortunately for her, you're a mage who specializes in water spells

>>17873731
She can't even say that you're cheating either. Poor thing.

>>17873731
>Completely soaked, she throws a little tantrum, splashing the puddles of water on the ground.
>'It's not fair! Stupid water magic!'

>>17873745
I'd root her in place and hit her with my most powerful water spell, "shower head massage setting"

>>17873759
>"Ngh, you bastard! You got me all wet! You better take responsibility!"
>"W-Why the hell are you taking off your pants?! I didn't mean it like that, you fucking pervert!"

>>17873791
Nah, about any nigga with a garden hose could beat her.

>>17873721
I hate bugs, but I wouldn't say no to a milfpede.

>>17873723
That would work with a lizardman, with salamanders you need to have the most "exiting combat" of her life in order to win her.

Real ded hours

Here's a Wight wearing an undead kingdom commoner disguise

>This kills the meido.

>>17873997
>Undead Venice
>all those stairs over drafty canals
>all those big booty undead with only cloaks on
It's like a chilly creepshot heaven!

>>17873759
>"shower head massage setting"
*Washing machine sounds in the background*

>>17873997
>commoner
Not even lich's phylactery can hide how much she'd be pouting and upset. Maybe that would be enough to make her wear something.

>>17874121
All those alt designs look cute. But why is a human there?

>>17874121
Is that like new York Harlem cept of getting mugged you get raped?

Last I heard monster musume was going to air fall of 2017
Don't look like that's happening
So when?

>>17874121
What is up with japs using "harlem" instead of harem? It's not the first time, there are literally hundred doujins with "harlem" in the title

>>17874133
Maybe she's getting corrupted into a monstergirl somewhere in the story, I dunno.

>>17874151
Well, they could look it up on the internet, but it's full of scary gaijins.

Can't be helped I guess.

>>17874152
Maybe by using a cursed collar of some sort?

>>17874151
It's the harlem shake.

>>17874144
> street monsters bark ebonics at passerbys
> " Eyooo whiteboi, howzabout u come over here and show me somethin'! "
> critically low investment in infrastructure and education have led this community into a self-ensuring spiral of poverty and Manticore Venom abuse, aided by the CIA operation to the the entire monster community hooked on hard venom.
> such is the cruel fate of the inner city monster

>>17874159
Possible. There are women knights who become Dullahans after unknowingly wearing cursed armor.

>Ah, my head fell.
>t. newly turned Dullahan

>>17874151
Probably that they're the same in Japanese and those with little experience in English often don't know which Roman letter to put in given words, so they just shrug and put both?

>>17874133
Maybe KC went full haram and gave some art to a yuri or futa book?

>>17874121
NEVER EVER

>>17874178
I highly doubt it.

>>17874165
>the CIA is getting paid off by Order lobbyists to gentrify the downtown area, so they can encourage more Order citizens to move in and shake up city management votes
>Once this plot starts slipping through the cracks, there will be three straight days of rape-heavy monstergirl riots before a complete collapse of downtown
>MGC re-brands to Sanctuary City and establish a mini-theocracy
>little did they know a handful of dark priests had infiltrated the church a decade ago

You are not prepared for the CATACLYSM!!!

>>17874117
The Wight then buys her a beautiful dress and food.

>>17874121
So many cute girls and it's been a while since there's been full color bicorn art.

>>17874165
>>17874189
>new art 15 minutes in
>already shat at with threadcanon

Don't be such a stick in the mud!

Unless you're into gnomes, golems, doromes...

>>17874203
>a lengthy double-team shitpost about a typo is readily accepted into threadcanon
I smell something fishy, corrupt, and conniving, but not in that order.

>>17874133
She's the only one without a collar
:thonk:

>>17874165
This fulfills my dream of being whistled at by strongfat construction monster girls

>>17874236
No, you get that in the good part of town, where buildings are constructed.
Nobody in Harlem has a job. All the Tanukis in town complain about those welfare-leeching lamprey girls and tick girls.

>>17874239
But anon, all the girls in Harlem are Kakuen.

Whatever, guess I'll have to go to the good part to get ogled and whistled at, which actually makes more sense considering I'd be in IT

>>17874239
>tick girl
>she'll cling on you for days as she bites you

Not sure if want

>>17874248
More like a tiny girl that clings to you, starts fairy sized, but as you feed her or fuck her, she's stretchy she grows bigger but continues to cling to you, slowly shrinking over time but growing to loli sizes if you can max her out.
But she would probably nibble at you when she's hungry.

>>17874224
She's selling them.

>>17874244
>"Hey Nerdboy, wanna feel a real woman on yah?"
>'If he's doing that he's goin' with me to a bar first! You ever done chest shots boy?'
>This unit deems you aesthetically pleasing, would you enjoy engaging in relations once this unit has finished is daily assignments?

>>17874121
A certain someone must be ecstatic right now.
Though, the blonde humie looks like she's straight out of a Fire Emblem game I have to admit.

>>17874248
It's better then a snapping Umi-Osho.
If she bites you, she won't let go until you cut of her head. Or choke her sufficiently hard, that might work too.

>>17874253
This makes me want to pop manticore venom and let her try to give me a blowjob

>>17874121
>That kobold and thunderbird
There needs to be more variations of the girls now

>>17874239
>be secretary of finances in MG Harlem
>working so hard one day that i don't notice a ghoul slip under my desk
>she's got my dick in her mouth in a matter of seconds
>have to stifle my groans to hide what's going on
>if my tanuki finds a sandmono under my desk I'll be in the S&M chamber for God knows how long
>the ghoul starts talking dirty
>"don't you want to give me a reward for being a good citizen in poverty?"
>I shove it back inside her mouth to shut her up
>it rattles the desk a bit
>a sharpie rolls off onto the ground
>i can't pick it up because the moment i let go of her hair, she'll blow my cover
>before i can think my way out of this she nabs the sharpie
>she writes a message on my thigh
>"If you don't increase welfare expenditures, I'll milk you like this every day to cut down on food costs~"
>suddenly boss walks into my cubicle
>"Anon, I need you to update a couple of rec-"
>She stops dead in her tracks
>"Why does it smell like sweat in here? Are you hot?"
>she leans over my desk, unbuttoning her shirt a little to give me an ample view of her cleavage
>"Or... are you thinking about spending some quality time with me again?"
>realize that I must now choose between increasing welfare and painful BDSM with a tanuki in heat, or being made into free daily dinners for a ghoul who is an active threat to my job

>>17874281
If you overfill her you'll just stretch her belly out and increase the odds of her getting pregnant significantly. Yes, even if it all goes down her throat.

>>17874267
Would Automations think I'm a tease if I pass by their work site often just to hear their lines?

>>17874291
Would be funny to see.
I'd cheer the little bugger on.

>>17874297
>This unit has noticed that you've passed multiple times without response, your motives are unclear to this unit at this time

>>17874285
I appreciate how they look like different members of the species, but KC could've at least given them different outfits like he did for that Wonderland book.

Jeez these threads got weirder since I've been gone.

>>17874311
>Implying they aren't born wearing clothes.

>>17874317
if they're born in clothes, how can they change into different sexy outfits?

>>17874320
Meme magic

>>17874305
>Just blurt out that I find them cute and walk off quickly
That should get their reactors going.

>>17874311
Since the profile image is supposed to be the "average" member of each race I've always had a suspicion that the outfit in it is what's popular in monster girl fashion for them.
>>17874314
How so?

>>17874323
>best cat
>hoodie
>ballgag
Russian artists just keep pumping out nice stuff.

>>17874267
I just want big, bulky, construction/demolition Automaton to cuddle with while I’m at home.

>>17874382
I wonder if her side-skirts would have The O/Hazel styled claws built into them.

>>17874311
That wock will never not make my dick hard. Her skirt is white skin are too much for my dick to handle.

>>17874331
>Unit RX079 we have been described as 'Cute'
>Indeed MS-06, although I did not believe that a human would find enhanced synth-muscles cute....
>Indeed, normally such a term is used on small things.
>Correct, although my replication protocols have, oddly enough, marked the human as a potential material supplier.
>Mine as well

>>17874382
Well, they are big, strong girls, along with many being former breacher units

Behold, the perfect bodytype for monstergirl meidos.

>>17874483
Ultra busty short stacks?
A good place to start

>>17874343
>Ballgag
That's a bell

Delinquent scorpion.

>>17874489
Perfect for any Kiki, Shog, or other aspiring maids.

It's Friday mother fuckers, get in, we're going to the MGC bbbaaarrrrr!

>Wurms wrecking the place
>Oni's challenging you to beer quarters
>Anon drinking his sorrows away when the Unicorn he kept trying to date is now a Bi-Corn
>Harpy Wingladies vs Anon's Wingmen
>Anon drunkenly trying to date the Bi-Corn anyway
>Holstaurs at the taps, Holstaurs at the baths, Minotaurs at the adjacent designated raping street
>MGC Swat bringing an end to the festivities by busting in to bring Terror Pally in for questioning

>>17874545
If I got a Kiki like that, I'd be in heaven, slough I'd make sure she go a helping of sweets every day

>>17874547
It’s Thursday.

>>17874566
It's Friday in SEA/Aus, isn't it? They're in the future.

>>17874553
>Meaty, ultra stacked shortstack Kiki.
>Despite her figure, she's still a master maid.

A cute, would sit in my lap at the end of the day

>>17874605
2 AM i.e. either closed or still “Thursday night” drinking.

>>17874623
She'd look exquisite with glasses and a ponytail.

>Kakuen sensei gets more and more turned on the longer she watches her pupil fight in his tournaments.
By the time he wins she's a wet mess ready to assault the newly crowned champ.

>>17874646
That she would.
Maybe a bit of a pout on her lips by she'd be cute regardless.

Would love having her fall asleep in my lap

>>17874649
She now has a tale to tell when reading to her little monkey daughterus.

>>17874649
The pupil then surpasses the master and she remains an even wetter mass. Or maybe the master gets an anal pounding so rough she squirts to dehydration.

>>17874605
Yeah, but you don't "celebrate" Friday until it's almost over.

>>17874547
Oh man, full-on blowjob.

>>17874547
Would drink a lot of alcohol and spicy stuff to breathe fire on the haughty red dragon.

What's wrong with alps?

>>17874718
everything

>>17874718
They were dudes.

>>17874547
>>17874671
Federal holiday this Friday, so today is pretty much Friday anyway hahaaa

>>17874726
Just like nachos.

>>17874718
Shitposters pretend they're monsterboys.

>>17874718
Alpfags.
Alpfags using Alps as an excuse to post trapshit and actual Succubutts while claiming they're Alps.

>>17874718
Literal trannies that attract "boipussy" fags-in-denial and actual mentally ill trannies

>>17874731
>>17874732
>>17874734
So the problem isn't the monster, it's its audience.

>>17874730
Nachos were things and like other chaos monsters, they are shit for transforming you.

>>17874747
That's usually the problem with a lot of things anon.

>super thicc neet succubus who's too scared to get a husband because she thinks she's too fat

>>17874747
Nah, they themselves are shit since the only fetish they have is "I want to fuck a guy". But audience is shit too

>>17874747
Pretty much, but just remember that the people who claim to hate Alps the most are also the ones who discuss them the most.

>>17874756
All the fat would be present in her tits, hips, thighs, and ass with a bit of pudge in the middle.

>>17874747

Well the monster itself is just "I was a dude once" and that's pretty much it. So on top of all that they're just straight up uninteresting.

The actual alp from folklore has a lot more going on.

>>17874766
Plump succubutts are for cosy cuddling

>>17874756
Gonna date that neet meat.

>>17874766
>>17874772
Would grope and give snacks

>>17874679
Calm down Steve-O.

>>17874772
>sample
That's also a Demon.

>>17874787
[choked gasp]

>>17874772
>Did you just misspecies me!?

>>17874789
>>17874801
Oops, here's the higher res one

>>17874323
Oh nice, there's a heart pupil version.

>>17874859
Of course there’s a heart pupil version. Heart pupils are the second most boner inducing thing next to lingerie/thigh highs with skindentation.

>>17874891
Why not combine them all?

>>17874899
>cheshire wearing lingerie with thigh highs that give her skindentation with heart pupils as she's being fucked
I didn't need this boner.

>>17874553
>tfw you will never spank a thicc kiki's jiggly butt.

>>17874734
Lies

>>17874931
For all the Kiki fanart out there, they could definitely benefit from more ass focused stuff.

>>17874931
Spank her rear, grope the middle, oogle the top.

>>17874916
Now you have it

>>17874960
That Kiki is for over the counter fucking

>>17874968
Lift her skirt, give her butt a light whipping, just enough to tenderize it and make it nice and pink.

>>17875001
I don't kno if a light whipping will break that padding

>>17874995
That kiki is for exercising and going on a diet with.

>>17875008
Granted, I don't know much about spanking, but I'd rather not make her bleed. It's supposed to be foreplay for funtime.

>>17874859
>her face when she sees a boy getting lost in Wonderland

>>17875010
Nah, you gotta be the strong master of a soft maid

>>17875024
Strong masters don't associate with landwhales.

>ywn defend your stocked grill from your Wendigo waifus and daughterfus.
>ywn have to pull of the tactical beef jerky distraction bag and throw it to the group of hungry girls.

>>17875029
I would.
Lotta fun to be had there

>>17874121
Dammit the human's the cutest thing on this cover.

>>17875024
Strong maids defend weak masters.

>>17875039
She'll probably become a Succubus at some point.

She wants to touch your ears. She says they like 'soft, round, and squishy'.

Do you let her?

>>17875040
And strong masters protect weak maids.
I would enjoy a muscle kiki though

>>17875044
>a Succubus
Shame.

>>17875049
No, they're really sensitive.

>>17875040
>>17875055
>>17875024

>Strong master
>Strong maid
>The STRONGEST ESTATE
>Then they have to go fight other masters/maids of other estates for dominance

>>17875062
This sounds like a really cool premise for a battle manga.

>>17875062

I'll take it if the master is a big, buff guy who's tough as nails but has a heart as soft as feathers and if the maid looks like a marshmallow but could kill a grown man with her pinkie.

>>17875072
Actually I think the other way around would be fun. A skinny strong master who seems weak until he takes off his shirt revealing his muscles, and a already buff KiKi not super swole but you can tell she is fit even with her maid outfit on.

>>17875072
Would be nice, walking in on her with a large mouse in a one handed, painful looking lock while she sweetly greets her master would be nice

>>17875049

Yeah OK. Hopefully she doesn't realize I'm into ASMR

I'd be kind of tempted to ask if I could touch hers

>>17875072
>>17875087

What if...

...they were BOTH huge, tough-looking softies. So they walk into a room wearing their formal clothing and they look like a tough mafia hitman and his buff amazon-esque probably-a-secret-assassin maid so everyone's freaking out but they're both just happy to be here and are looking for the hors d'oeuvres guy.

Semi-annual reminder that man is the real monster.

>>17875115
>buff amazon-esque probably-a-secret-assassin maid

>>17875049
Anytime she wants.

>>17875128
Oh lord. Would get buff to impress this maid.

>>17875128
That's a fucking triangle

>>17875033
>Solid Wendi has to sneak up on your grill
>She uses a snow camo cardboard box
>It's not as effective as Metal Gear leads her to believe

>>17875115
>Gremlin mixes the DNA of the most evil monsters in existence to create the most depraved and evil monster of them all/
>IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN!

>>17874323
always nice when the best girl gets new art.

I wish I had the skill needed to make pretty art of my waifu.

>>17875157
Who's your waifu? You could always commission something of her.

>>17875154
>Solid Wendi
>not Big Boss Bovine

>>17875160
>best girl
>waifu

?

>>17875154
>Wendi Dad just stands there baffled at the sight of a small hand sticking out of the box trying to reach some sausage links.
>Picks up the box and asks whats shes doing.
>"Aaaarrghhh....arrrghhh....arghh...." she replies as she just lays there defeated.
>"Wendi? Wendi? WEEENDIIII?" another one of the daughters yells in the distance.
Atleast they are having fun.

>>17875167
Don't mind me, I'm running on empty right now.

>>17875155
>Gremlins
>doing biological science

>>17875163
Something about remembering the basics of FUC

>>17875163
>filename
>holst pops out of stealth
>"It's nothing personal, sweetie."
>Death by cleavage induced asphyxiation


>>17875174
It's fine, anon. I too am mentally retarded.

>>17875189
>Death by cleavage induced asphyxiation
That's not desirable at all.

>>17874718
if only they were gachifags

>>17874718

Lots of things.

It's important to know the enemy.

>>17874718
Nothing
Don't listen to the haters

>>17875182
>study biomedical engineering
>tfw liches and gremlins both lust for my cock
I'm not even into them that much

>>17873703
Actually Hinezumis don't look for a strong warrior husband, per se. It is only circumstancial that most end up with warrior husbands (basically only warriors end up in the situation where they marry one). That's why unlike Salamanders, Hinezumis have a workaround hack that allows you to waifu them without being a warrior at all.

>>17875062
>gentlemen anon and his battle Kiki join a tag team tournament to raise money for their next adventure
>they battle other gentlemen boxers and their battle maids throughout the world and other demon realms
Someone fund this now.

>>17875207
>Alp-le bottom

Gets me every time

>>17875207
This why you marry paladin-chan. That way you can go on alp extermination hunts together.

>>17875321
Too bad Valkyries >> paladins.

https://twitter.com/niwatorigunsou/status/928690168990547968

Quite a lot of Cheshire today.

>>17875217
ay biomedbro. You ready for the days of synthetic muscle bundles?
I'll take those liches off your hands

>>17875247
I wonder if hinezumi have the same fertility as large mice?

If so I want to give one a big brood bump

>>17875358
That’s a vermin-class perk.
Hinezumi are like most regular monsters in that it’s less common but there’s not much stopping you from gunning for it anyway.

>>17875337
not gonna lie memecats have damn sexy legs

>>17875372
I just need to get her in the right class.
Regardless, I need a super pregnant hinezumi whose china dress is outlining a big ol' baby bump with some similarly sized titties and She's still a few months away from having them.

>Water is their weak point, and when they have a lot of it poured on them, the flames of their coat temporarily weaken, and the color changes, growing whiter. Along with that, their fighting spirit and violent temperament are also lost, and their timid nature that had been hidden by the flames becomes exposed. The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective.

Does this mean that you can waifu a Hinezumi by literally using your dick like a semen heavy machine gun?

>Also that centipedes are cute.
No. There is such a thing as going too far.

>>17875418
Oomukades aren't just cute, they're wife material.

I like to imagine when a man absorbs enough of his waifus demon energy and she is strong enough it can make a shadowy stand like projection of her behind him.
>Oni husband goes shopping while she is at home resting.
>Human ladies come up to him and start making small talk.
>Oni waifus demonic energy projects itself behind him, striking a menacing pose scaring them off much to his bewilderment.

>>17875437
Dumb

I would bet the salamander would cook meaty meals
Like chicken wrapped in bacon wrapped in kebab meat, mixed in with spices and flavorings for extra kick
then tell you to be a man and eat it

>>17875372
>Monster girls with class and race traits that effect combat abilities and lewding potential.

Why does this sound so fun?

>>17875465
That sounds amazing.

>>17875465
>salamander that gives anon a man vs food level because she likes him
>the blaze on her tail and blush when he accepts it and starts chowing down

>No Demon to cuddle you, stroke your hair and tell you everything's going to be fine.
It hurts.

>>17875471
Its a thing though

What happened to make her cry?

>>17875489
>Necromancer
>Her

Please leave, I want real necromancers.

>>17875495
She lost her boobs.

>>17875495
It's 9/11.

>>17875486
I'd rather come home to a gluttony demon that cuddles me while she snacks and does blowjobs all evening.

>>17875495
Her pudding was stolen.
She gets bullied by other Undead lolis for her big butt and thighs.

>>17875495
Anon read her diary and she thinks he's going to reject her after reading all the silly stuff she wrote.

>>17875509
Someday she'll show them all what her tremendous ass and thighs can do.

>>17875514
Except getting spanked by her husband on a daily basis...

>>17875495
She woke up from a dream about being with her husbando and the silence of living in a mansion alone is louder than any scream she’s ever heard.

>>17875521
Shoehorn harder why dont you.

>>17875521
>...

>>17875510
That's just it anon, I don't want sexual comfort. I just want someone who makes me feel less alone.

>>17875536
They can give both.

Monsters will never let you go, no point in running

>>17875511
And she's right

>>17875547
I like these mangas where the roles are kinda reversed and the guy is stalked by a crazy sex addict.

>>17875547
I miss Hroz

>>17875562
From what ive seen both sides have their fair share of stalkers

>>17875567
Is that a manga or a doujin?
In the first case, I don't have to ask for the source, I can probably find it. In the later, I don't really care.

>>17875550
Rude.
>>17875566
So do I, his art wasn't the best but it had a certain charm to it and his girls were always just the type I liked. There hasn't been another monster girl doujin artist like him.

>>17875566
What happened?

>>17875586
He disappeared.

>>17875547
Hroz really helped me get into monstergirls. I love his scylla doujin and the one with the white snake.

>>17875349
No matter where we run, there always will be more liches to look at us lewdly.

>>17875495
Anon said that he prefered girls that are alive.

>>17875612
>not humping a dead body.

What the fuck is with him?

Cursed Swords are the best maids.

>>17875495
"Not into lolis, sorry."

>>17875495
Behind thot

>>17875415
I want to go to a Hinezumi dojo in the Mist Continent, full of multiple dan black belt Hinezumis, charging using by dick as a machine gun and sexing Hinezumi after Hinezumi, becoming the Lord of the Dojo with all the Hinezumis as my wives/bodyguards despite having zero fighting skills.

Which one of the girls is the softest of all? I feel like I want to squeeze and nom a monster girl so bad

>>17875049
No, my ears get really hot and red when someone messes with them and it's super uncomfortable.

Winter Gremlin.

>>17875624
Hope she doesn't get overly excited or her spiky bits will rip the uniform apart.

Not that it's a bad thing

>>17875624
what happens if you polish the sword?

>>17875668
Cumming.

>>17874121
>thunderbird with bigger tits

I'm ashamed I never consider this

This Hinezumi talk makes me wonder, whats the realtionship with a Hinezumi like if you use the hack? The profile only describes the relationship when she marries a martial artist that defeated her and how they can be seen together covered in flames. But what if its a husband that just splashed her in water and gave her the dick? I wonder how different the relationship is compared to the normal fighter x fighter couples Hinezumis usually form.

>>17875679
Wizard anon endlessly teasing and fucking with his muscle-head Hinezumi wife

>>17875679
I imagine it depends on the circumstances. She would probably be super passive if her husband just threw a bucket of water on her then assaulted her. But what if a tsundere hizezumi got caught out in the rain with a anon that liked her but she wont return the feelings because he isnt a fighter?

>>17875662
10/10 would marry and have a lot of cute daughters with

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyD9Z3Fas

If you set the source aside, this is really a great monster girl song. How would you react if a monster girl played this song on her boom box as she stood outside your window?

>>17875723
Well, it all depends if the anon fucks her or not in the rain, until they have sex, they are not a couple yet. Again as pointed out above, unlike with the Lizards, nothing in the Hinezumi profile states they look specifically for fighters. The reason most end up with fighters is entirely circumstancial so I don't see why she wouldn't return his feelings, specially seeing how monster girls melt with confessions.

>>17875712
What would her reaction be when her non warrior husband gropes her but she isn't soaked and is covered in her flames?

>>17875723
She obviously got into the rain with him so he fucks her.

>>17875747
Do you know what a nutcracker is?

>>17875739
I would call the police.

>>17875739
Id be like "Fuck my neighbors are going to be pissed!". I would then yell at her to get inside so we can chat.

>>17875755
No, I don't.

>>17875755
Fuck off with that poorly drawn Deviantart-tier image already.

>>17875792
Well, it's like a panzerknacker, but smaller.

>>17875796
Is it like a flammenwerfer?

>>17875806
Nein. A flammenwerfer does something else, it werfers flammens. A panzerknacker knacks on panzer, and its little cousing knacks on your nuts.
It's a popular torture tool for tinkerers, but gremlins tend to sell them to other monsters.

Study biology must be hell in the MG world with all the different species of monster girls running around

>>17875814
That's why you focus on one or two species. Though that will definitely attract a number of them to "help" you out.

Caught a fox!

https://imgur.com/NjfXiZw

>>17875827
I really like that artist, wish he would do vaginal stuff a bit more often but he still does great work.

>>17875814
Slime girls in particular would be interested in all the other species; Humans especially.

>>17875796
Using that Hellhound spanking pic, I will just assume you mean the Hinezumi will just give her groper husband a first hand demonstration of her martial arts skills and rape him.

>>17875856
Exactly.
Thank foy for figuring it out instead of sperging "hurr durr i dont like that picture lemme whine about it for ages"

>>17874121
How old is this?
Also I want that human to tie my hands above my head and gently stroke me off for hours, simply listening to the cute panting and moaning sounds I make

How many here fit the stereotype(shy awkward kissless virgin ect...)?

>>17875867
>How old is this?
He posted it on his twitter today.
Now to await scans of the lewd chromatic images within in a couple months.

>>17875839
> a slime scientist who has prolonged her life through absorbance of dangerous qualities of formaldehyde and ancient vinegar, as well as carefully managed salting.
> she's older then most litches, and among the first of her kind
> her millennia of work has gone to study the one true goal
> 80 percent of a human body is water.
> Could 80 percent of a human male's body be replaced with slime?

>>17875875
> a slime scientist who has prolonged her life through absorbance of dangerous qualities of formaldehyde and ancient vinegar, as well as carefully managed salting
That's what Demonic Energy is for.

>tfw you will never have Bahamut and Tiamat fight over your dick while their daughters watch embarrassed

>>17875914
>they fight over your dick
>you feel kinda proud
>"ladies, please, I know I can satisfy you both"
>they look at you
>"no, shut up!"
>"don't try to boast, you don't have the stamina to keep up with us both"
>"don't get cocky, kid"

>>17875919
Thats why you gotta wait till they're locked claws, rolling on the ground before you jump both of them.

I want to go on a road trip with a kikimora in a RV.

I want to fuck a kikimora in the ass. I bet it's tight, warm, and pretty comfy in it.
It's so cold here. Maybe if I put some pants on.

>>17875926
Be careful not to drive for too long or through especially dirty places like Detroit, or she'll get clean-crazy and start waving her broom out the door, trying to sweep the road. This may or may not earn you return fire from ground level.

>>17875934
You're right, it has been cold lately. I really want to hug a Yeti right now, I can't think of a more comfy and inviting girl.

>>17875869
I don't. If anything I'm like a masterless kiki.

>>17875869
Nope. I’ve got my life put together. I don’t even have future prospects and a STEM education. I don’t hate women, I just wish there was something else to date besides them.

>>17875869
I'm neither shy or awkward.
I am a kissless virgin, sadly, and I have no desire to change that.

>>17875869
My life might be in ruin, i might be a shy and awkward kissless virgin, but at least my STEM education is good.

>>17875869
I'm an engaged muscleman and a former writefag, hth

>>17875869
I'm a sociopath

>>17875321
To be fair, alps make the best moms. They have maternal instincts from their monster side and paternal instincts from their former lives.
TL;DR alps are top tier waifus even above druella herself.

>>17875919
Clearly they underestimate how much of a hard-on I have for dragons. By the time I'm even halfway done with them, they'll be wondering if I spiked myself with a handful of manticore barbs

>>17875991
Alps are for forcing your embarrassing fetishes on while they aren't used to the malleability of their bodies.

>>17875755
>manface

>>17873274
Got a problem with it nerd?

>>17875991
>>17875998
Both of these statements are objectively true.

>>17876001
Fine by me. I don't like when all monstergirls look like clones anyway.

But I'd like to see a really feminine hellhound once. With lipstick and eyeliner.

Open at your own risk.

>>17875869
just shy around people i dont know very well
what are you up to, news squirrel

>>17875991
Thats cool anon. I still think you're gay.

>>17876008
That they are.

>Alp feeling happy that she's growing larger breasts and a larger ass to look more womanly. until they start reaching sizes that are uncomfortably large.
>Boyfriend just keeps shrugging and telling her she looks fine.

>>17876014
I don't deserve this.

What exactly is the appeal of a manticore burying her face in your hair as you spurt your tenth load into her tail?

>>17875869
Yes.

>>17876014
Does CC stand for chu chu?

>alpfags
Reminder that alps are men and you are faggots.

>>17875998
I want to make a muscle alp blush in the gym showers

>>17876036
I don't know but where does the tail lead?
I kinda wanna get her to milk me for hours simply so I can see where the swelling starts.

>>17874718
They aren't real.

>>17876014
>no pointy ears
>no spade tail
Shitty Succubus.

>>17876054

that's the one positive they have though

>>17876045
But i want a former male to moan my name.

>>17876047
I want to be friends with a petite, tomboyish one and let my latent desires slowly turn her strongfat.

>>17876061
That's mega-gay bru

>>17876041
Would that be better than the current CC meaning?

>>17876059
Hey don't be mean. Her tail and ears are both out of sight.
If you want to bully you should make fun of her tiny horns.

>>17876050
Directly to her brain.

>>17876036
I'd rather she was burying my face in her cleavage with one hand while stroking my hair with the other and calling me a good boy in a mocking tone.

Once you mindflay away it’s past, an Alp and a Succubus would be difficult to discern between right?

>>17876080
It's stupid that alp is considered its own type of monster. Skeletons can be created from male corpses but that doesn't result in two different types.

>>17876078
why do manticores have so good sense in hairstyles?

>>17876087
Feel free to bone a skeleton if you want to.

Yes, I just answered you to make that joke.

>>17876045
They know it, the thread knows it, im pretty sure if we got sucked through they would be swarmed by alp "pussy" while anons like us call them gay as their "waifus" rape them or vice versa.

>>17876089
https://i.imgur.com/qQl00zJ.jpg

They just do, as expected of top tier girls.

All this alptalk reminded me of the southern belle alp i will never see again.

>>17875943
>I can't think of a more comfy and inviting girl.
Many Yetis in a cuddlepile

>>17876078
>>17876101
Where does this artist post their stuff? Do they have a pixiv?

>>17875914
>Tiamat

Bitch has a scary rape face.

>>17876101
That's a tiny manticore

>>17876113
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=20716582

He mostly posts on twitter and updates the pixiv at a later date, if he remembers at all.
>>17876119
Or a big guy.

>>17876128
Ah. Twitter is a fucking bitch to get through, I don't know of any easy way to just sort it all by art and go back in time, real shame. Hopefully most of the good stuff is on pixiv.

>>17876117
Is that because it's five different faces all at the same time?

>>17876036
>>17876078
Manticores who get emotional and cuddly during tailjobs are weak.
Real Manticores toy with their prey until they forfeit all human rights in exchange for a dose of venom and tailjob.

You'll take care of your impending Centaur live in right?

>>17876135
The easiest way is to just click "media." With a lot of artists it's cluttered by screenshots of gacha games and what they had to eat that day but thankfully in his case it's all his art.

>>17876146
Sure.
So long as she takes care of her part of the rent and keeps herself clean, she can laze about and snack all she wants.

>>17876148
>gacha games
A what?

>>17876137
>Wanting five heads
>Not her normal form where it's just a spiky Elf

>>17876143
Hey I did say the "good boy" would be said mockingly, she's still a sadist and cruel. It would probably be followed up by a few more spines in the leg followed by mounting and cruel laughter.
Gotta be built up in order to be knocked down after all.

>>17876148
>implying I have a Twitter account
What kind of anon do you take me for?

>>17876146
Imagine living in a apartment and the guy living above you lives with a centaur.
You can hear her anytime she moves.

>>17876146
Yes. Just so long as she smells nice and keeps me motivated. It dosen't have to be anything sexual either I just hope she is supportive.

>>17876148
That might be useful, but looks like I have to sign up for it.
Can I just make a blank account I never update or use for this or is this one of those things where I'm forced to follow some people?

>>17876163
Don’t forget if you sign up you’ll be followed everywhere by those COOKIEBOIS

>>17876143
What about manticores who cuddle their husk of a man after she sucks him dry almost to near death?

>>17876153
Mobage, shit like Fate/GO, a lot of artists post about it almost non stop and it makes finding their art hard.
>>17876157
>>17876163
Right, forgot you need to have an account to use that feature, I made one with a random jumble of letters for a name so I could follow artists and never post anything. It's a shame that's where he posts most of his stuff because twitter is a mess.

>What do we have here?

>>17876137
Wouldn't mind the five heads. I prefer the five heads over the snake with the psychotic glare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B997aFbYk0

>>17876170
I would love such a thing.
Smug and haughty on the streets, same way in the sheets till the mans asleep.

Would be funny to watch a manticore deal with having me as a husband as I'm into chub.

>>17876176
Based on their faces, I’d guess they’re looking at Warm chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven

>>17876176
I automatically finished that in my head with "a couple of haters." Fucking Enzo.
>>17876170
Sounds good to me.

Remember that introducing Monster Girls to earth culture could yield some unpredictable results. Like a Pharaoh Evil impersonator.

https://youtu.be/D88fLHQh3NU

Fuck-music.

>>17876176
A delightful pair of purple cats.
One of whom I want to take down the path of the swole while the other ends up cuddle cat tier

To lewd or not to lewd.

>>17875862
Well I don't like it, but Im not going to throw a trantrum everytime an image I don't liek is shown. I do like the concept of the Hellhound spanking her husband though, I just don't like the art.

Can somebody describe the thread's reaction when the alp profile dropped?

>>17876208
Is that Katawa Shoujo or just a coincidence? They look pretty similar.

>>17876217
Yes, lewd. She is completely legal and sexy, at the perfect age to start doing monster girl things like masturbating.

>>17876223
Nah

>>17876217
With armpits like that yes

>>17876154
>>17876186
I actually just meant her face shifting between five different faces rather than five separate heads. The most heads I can stand on one girl is two.

>>17875984
>but at least my STEM education is good.
thats what I thought too before graduating.

>>17876225
probably, I do remember some guy making ks monstergirl art way back

>>17876217
Help, I still can't stop looking at her. Her cute yet slightly lewd face and growing body keeps dragging me back.

>>17876219
I actually like the idea of the husband trying to sexually dominating the wife with some kinky stuff and her completely misunderstanding it.
Hinezumi are probably way less playful than hellhounds, so it'd be more hazardous to try to take the lead.

>>17876231
Looks like I dun goof'd on that one. My bad.

>>17876237
Please let me have this, i have nothing else going for me.

>>17876259
I really like the idea of being married to a Hinezumi without me being a warrior, and her showing off by training naked in front of me. Then getting dominant by asking me to help her by trying her moves on me and after the session, she me gives a very hot massage to my slightly bruised body that ends up in sex.

I was thinking, we know that Human X Hybrid Saiyans create exceptionally strong Saiyans with enough potential to literally reach god levels. We also know that from a biological point of view the attraction a woman feels for a man is based on the potential the man offers to the offrspring, be it resources, inherited intelligence or inherited good looks.

Would Saiyan Girls then go around raping human men like Monster Girls? What would be the fate of a lone man that was left stranded in the Saiyan planet?

>>17876324
>What would be the fate of a lone man that was left stranded in the Saiyan planet?
Training. Hard training until he reaches Krillin level, and then mad breeding.

>>17876324
Take it to /a/ or /d/ since they're fucking xenos to begin with.

>>17876330
>sex in a Hyperbolic Time Chamber

>>17876324
Training until he couldn't do it anymore, then a bit more. After he can beat a few he'll definitely make the monkeys wet.

>>17876324
dragonball is a mess, the less I think about it the better.

>>17876324
I'm not going to start talking about powerlevel, but I assume they wouldn't mind breeding with other races.

Are father-daughter relationships in monster families weird even in the cases where it doesn't become incest?

>>17876324
Well not very nice anon
>No mamono mana protecting you
>No monster girls
>They violently want your earthling Super Saiyan creating sperm
If you behave and put no resistance you can eventually melt them and have an affectionate albeit prideful saiyan wife. If no then expect this to happen to you but in reverse.

I just want to see my kiki happy, is that too much to ask?
I told her that she was too overworked and she needed a break.

Nothing beats a proud broodmother arachne who loves showing off the dozens of daughters she carries on her abdomen.
Bonus points if she forcefully impregnated herself with your children.

>>17876128
Finally got around to it and god, he is fucking amazing at drawing the same monster girl but with different designs from the profile
It's so fucking rpg land to, like he draws a monster thats clearly a martial artist or wizard class or something

>>17876374
I want to believe they're cute.

>>17876387
His BB themed Dhampir is rad.

>>17876374
It can be a bit weird when dealing with monster feelings, but that's where the momster comes in.

>>17876382
If you want to make your kiki happy, interrupt her with sex while she's cleaning and knock over a bunch of stuff while fucking her.

>>17876006
Sixteen hours and an entirely different thread later. This must be some sort of record.

>>17876375
I want a MGE Minotaur or Jinko to do that to me.

>>17876382
do the opposite,
put her to work pushing the wheel of pain

>>17876387
I feel like while he's not the best artist in terms of technical ability, he's the one that "gets" MGE the most in terms of using it as a template to make fun stuff within the boundaries of it.

Like how he'll draw different designs, corruption, monsters playing silly tricks on each other or just straight up lewds. I usually like anything he posts.

>>17876395
I got really excited for a moment and then realized that I'm thinking of an entirely different BB.

>>17876411
Stuff like that is why I like >>17875755. Sometimes, monstergirls can be not attractive. They can be flawed.

I wish more artists used that template approach to monstergirls instead of making them clones.

>>17876411
>I feel like while he's not the best artist in terms of technical ability
Best part is, he'll inevitably improve.

>>17876422
He's getting there, slowly but surely. If you look back at some of the older stuff on his pixiv he's already improved a bit. What matters is passion, he likes something and that'll drag him through the hell of gitting gud.

>>17876421
>Stuff like that is why I like >>17875755
She's broad shouldered and man-faced along with the fact her fluffy bits look like they were drawn as an afterthought.

>>17876437
I just realized she kind of looks like a Hellhound Chiquita
And I like it.

>>17876437
This is a valid complain, but I still like that picture. It seems more realistic to me than the dozens pictures of perfectly sexy hellhounds.
>inb4 "realistic monstergirl? Share the weed"
You know what I mean, shut up.

>>17876406
I like to try and answer any posts that come my way and provoke me enough when you know damned well those two deserve every stone tossed at them.

>>17876443
>Chiquita
Boner stop

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17876465
Jormungand muscle girls have MG potential. So does the femdommy cast of Black Lagoon

>>17876468
Or a Minotaur.

>>17876470
>Black Lagoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5p1_hR2Ws

>>17876443
Chiquita is actually attractive unlike that poorly drawn Hellhound spankshit that keeps getting posted every thread.

>>17876470
>you will never be /ss/'d by a koko lilim.

>>17876481
>Chiquita is actually attractive
Stopped reading there.

>>17876476
I can't express how annoying that entire arc was for me.

>>17876482
>you will never be dommed by a muscular eyepatched Valmet Hinezumi

Would you jump in a slime pit

>>17876496
Spooky

Make the pool more like those pitch black slime girls from last thread and deal

>>17876496
Give me cuddlepit or give me death

>>17876496
I'd chlorinate it

>>17876496
Not when she has Slime like that.

I want to creampie this fat foxes ass, dude!

>>17876433
I scrolled all the way back on his twitter and he's only been doing this for like a year hasn't he? His old stuff was kinda garbo but its getting good
I really like the amazon pic

>>17876532
Chanta needs to stop giving her human ears.

>>17876538
Chanta needs to keep giving mama big oppai, dude!

>>17876496
>Join us
How do I know that isn’t one pretending to be different slimes

>>17876532
And I want a cute, hot pink familiar that loves to snuggle, cuddle, and put corruption fruit and sticky mushrooms in my food so that she can give me blowjobs while I sleep and spend her days walking around with a cum filled stomach reminiscent of a beer belly.

>>17876544
>Jlullaby

>>17876496
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65825805

>>17876544
>Jlullaby