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Mega Maids!

Moths can give mofu?

Just a reminder

Friendly reminder that spanking IS domestic violence. Don't spank your waifu, even if she wants you to.

What’s the motto of the Winterstown Snuggle Scouts, and does little Wendy Wendigo ever remember the words?

>>17862460
Hah, no. I make it a habit to avoid /ffxivg/ like the plague, unless I am desperately bored.

Sounds like a cool idea though.

>>17863091
>It's

>>17863093
Among the bad Hellhound images out there, that's among them. I also swear that I see it posted every thread.

>>17863094
>To Snuggle and Serve
It's quite simple

>>17863094
“Through wind and snow and cold and rain, the Snuggle Scouts will keep you safe”

No, she usually just steals food right away at the troop meetings and is more an ‘honorary’ scout than a full member.

>>17863101
>Being this upset over a fetish

I feel like I'm being watched.

>>17863083
I want a wight to tastefully tease me.

>>17863109
Don't feed it. Just report and ignore.

>>17863109
On top of being horribly drawn, it also has an obnoxious faggot pushing it.

>>17863111

reminder that fairies are terrible drunks

>>17863093
Is biting and scratching violence too? Getting the cops called on me having sex with waifu would be nice and lewd

>>17863101
Why is bad, because is not a sub hellhound?

>>17863083
The things I'd give for a Wight to tease me with her claws.

Cat girls in HEAT and in need of TENDER, NON-LEWD COMFORT!

>less than 20 posts in
>already have people biting the guy falseflagging as a spankfag's bait
Guys, ignore him.

>>17863107
>Troop leader Whitehorn asks a difficult question
>”What do you do when you come across a man with a broken leg in the middle of the forest- it’s nearly sundown, and you notice that he has the scent of manticore on him?”
>Whole troop puzzled and referencing their scout handbooks
>Wendy Wendigo suddenly raises her hand
>everyone is stunned, wondering if she’d secretly been paying attention the whole time, as the Whitehorn calls on her with anticipation
>”Any more meat? No more meat!”
>she holds up her empty plate to prove her point
>troop all laugh and take turns rubbing her hair as she awawas nervously at the sudden attention

>>17863083
>09
This girl needs elf ears stat.

>>17863111
>Rockwell playing while anon creeps through the fairy kingdom.

>>17863128
It's not falseflagging. There's really an autist who get mad that monstergirl pictures are posted in a monstergirl thread.

>>17863124
>Tease
Fuck that, I want a deep muscle massage

>>17863111
> you will never look out of the window and see a fairy wearing boots dancing with a dwarn
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-ZNU76UDE

>>17863132
Ma brotha!

Literally my first thought upon seeing that post.

>>17863124
I'd like to learn some magic to have silky finger so I could touch her. Man, I'd do anything to learn Raiju magic too.

>This makes the meido suffer.

>>17863097
Ah, fair enough. They do seem autistic enough to make this place seem almost well-balanced by comparison. Almost.
Anyway, with this year's Halloween event and the cute werewolf costume, you can make a pretty convincing anubis, I think. God knows I did my best with my au'ra character. Call me biased, but I think a managed to make a pretty alright cutie patootie anooby.

>>17863156
I want to suplex a meido through a dirty table!

>>17863160
Mean.

>>17863093
What if I want my waifu to spank me?

>>17863167
I'll piledriver the Anubis next door into the garbage can too! Nothing will stop my rampage!

How does one motivate one's self to write shitty smut fics

>>17863156
>lol I posted it again

>>17863168
That's still domestic violence!

Close your window before doing it.

>>17863171
The hellhound will.

>>17863109
>>17863123
I think he is complaining about the art, not about the spanking fetish. Which he is kinda right, that Hellhound has a manly face. Like if there was a spanking Hellhound pic he would not complain.

>>17863137
That too, I want to experience it all. After all, why settle for just one thing when it comes to Wights?

>>17863178
>damage controlling after being called out
Sad.

>>17863181
I still have that Wight scalp massage greentext saved somewhere

>>17863176
Nothing is stopping me from forming a tag team with the Hellhound and doing an elbow drop on the Kitsune priestess!

>>17863189
Hellhounds hunt alone. She'll bang you until you beg for mommy.

>>17863172
>writing smut

>>17863176
You call something so tame domestic violence? Because I actually want my Minotaur, Jinko or HInezumi waifu to slap me accross the face, making a huge clap sound and leaving her handpring (or pawprint) on my cheek, that would turn me on like crazy.

>>17863185
That is very specific.

>>17863172
Don't write smut, the best stories we have are fun adventure shit or tell an interesting story.

>>17863195
And I thought I was a pervert for liking spanking.
I'm proud of you, son. You can wear my "biggest pervert" badge with pride.

Spanking is a bad fetish and the people that post about it are just as annoying as cunny posters.

>>17863184
>Samefagging in an anonymous thread
Why do people keep doing this retarded shit?

>>17863195
Ogres anon.

Remember to clarify to your maid if you bring another girl home, that she is a friend, work partner, boss, neighbor, etc.
Remember not to give your poor meido an anxiety attack.

>>17863173
>Implying it's a bad thing.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65711887
Now this is a nice surprise, good to see not one but two goats differing from the profile.

>>17863156
I like how every now and again some anon tries to make some new thing by posting it every thread.
I wounder how long this one will last before people tell him to fuck off.

>>17863191
But at least one will form a tag team with me and together we'll clothesline the Holstaur office ladies!

>>17863185
I don't think I've seen that one, only massage memetext I can remember is the anubis one.

>>17863206
This is awful.

>>17863156
Fuck off.

>>17863208
That answer your question?

Did that one writefag finish his kiki story? Did he deliver?

>>17863213
>That answer your question?
Yes, thank you.

>>17863208
People already have, but he’s determined to be the new Nerdhound poster.

>>17863214
>that one writefag
Who?

>>17863204
But Ogres don't have those delicious abs and muscled arms neither that hot body trained in martial arts. Being slapped is not enough, I want a muscled monster girl trained in combat to do it and then fuck me all day.

>>17863209
Sure.
"Tag" team.
>someone come visit the Hellhround
>mentions she needs a rival roughened up
>hellhounds cracks her knuckles, say it'll be done
>go to do the job
>come back home
>kick the carpet
>get in the basement
>find you
>"Huuusband~"
>you start begging incoherently, saying you can't take it anymore
>she doesn't care and pounces you
>suddenly, a gunshot
>she falls dead
>your faithful kikimora is behind her, holding a pistol
>she grabs you and you run away
>when a loud noise bring you back to reality
>"aaah, I broke the bed again, sorry, husband"
>there is no way out
>she'll keep raping you

I'm betting the guy who posted the hellhound spanking, and the "this kills the Kiki" are the same guy.

>>17863159
The ears are fluffy enough, that's for sure.

>>17863220
You will never get the time you spent writing this back.

>>17863218
Kiki NTR
But the kiki manages to prevent the NTR from happening iirc

>>17863214
I don't think he did, pretty sure saying he'd write it was just bait.

>>17863220
The only raping our tag team will endure is the utter raping of the city council when we storm their offices and give them all boston crabs!

>>17863219
>But Ogres don't have [all this stuff]
Are you blind or just stupid?

>inb4 murderer
What if she was stalking you because she is just too shy?

>>17863221
The post immediately preceding yours more or less confirms that.

>>17863191
I want a Helhound to bang me until I beg for my mommy, then as soon as I beg for my mommy to give me a good whack as she shouts "man up!" and bang me even harder,

>>17863232
They don't, look at the profile. No abs, no muscles, no mention of them being martial artists.

>>17863115
Uh, anon, that post didn't break any rules.

>>17863233
Then why is she holding a bloody machete?

What is your opinion on penis clothing and accessories anon? Would your waifu's like it if you dressed your dick up nice? Would they encourage it?

>>17863246
Dick clothing and socks are only for girl dicks just like lingerie anon

>>17863246
I don't care for it, my waifu would think it's just in the way unless it's for experiments.

>>17863220
>hellhounds cracks her knuckles, say it'll be done
Im such a slut for rough monster girls. As soon she begins cracking her knuckles and imply she will give someone a beating with her delicious powerful Hellhound body, I will just lose control, assault her and mate with her as rabbits.

>>17863246
Y'see I don't think I understand what you're talking about because I'm just picturing a top hat and monocle on my dick.

>>17863252
>girl dicks
Anon...

>>17863221
>Samefagging in an anonymous thread
And the stupidity continues

>>17863091
>Anthroshit

>>17863259
>implying your waifu wouldn't go crazy for a visit from Sir Winky

>>17863262
>taking World’s Most Obvious Bait
Shame

>>17863259
>>17863266
>introduce waifu to Sir Winky
>She looks you dead in the eye with a "Are you for real" look on her face

>>17863246
If a chastity cage counts then I'd definitely be down for that. Otherwise there might be a couple of other things my waifu might want to see in certain specific situations, but said situations are not quite thread appropriate.

>>17863275
It's like a dad joke for daughteru dickers.

>>17863223
Absolutely. Althrough I think they need jet black dye to look their best on black hair, and it's too bad that's such a bitch to get.
The feet are pretty nice too, but it's just a real shame the tail is stuck on the chestpiece instead of the pants. And that the best haircut in the game (hime cut, obviously) clips through it.

But hey. At least /gpose just got a hell of a lot more fun.

>>17863259
>I'm just picturing a top hat and monocle on my dick.
Found the American.

>>17863280
Wait, why did this chain get deleted? We were talking about making anubi monstergirls in a videogame.
Mods, are you drunk?

>>17863283
At least now we know who buys all that retarded shit in sky mall.

What would make you go full slut mode anon? Like, what uld a MG from your favourite race(s) have to do, that it would not matter if you haven't even met her, you would lose control and immediately assault her in the same way MGs usually assault men?

>>17863246
I don't know what clothes for my cock would even look like.

>>17863243
Thats not human blood that's from a blonde animal who likes to steal bfs.

>>17863305
I still wouldn't trust her, especially if she is wearing those rags.

I desire a fluffy haired Hathorite Gremlin.

>>17863298
Be older, taller and headpat me while saying how cute/handsome i am.50/50 chance of me fainting from blushing and me loosing control.
Though my favorite MG's are powerful ones so i probably wouldn't be able to overpower them.

>>17863321
Well you don't have to overpower them to assault them, just assault them and if unmarried they will likely just get hot too and go along.

>>17863212
you are awful.

>>17863298
Hug me from behind, wrap her wings around around me, use her fire to enhance her breath and praise me in a smooth voice before saying the many lewd things she wants to do with me.

>>17863298
I'd only go full slut mode like that if I knew the girl in question was my true waifu. I would like to think that we'd immediately know each other no matter the circumstances, but as long as that is the case she could do pretty much anything.

>>17863298
>slut
Any of my favorite girls
>ultraslut
Any of my favorite girls in christmas cake ara ara mode

>>17863333
>quads wasted on a post defending terrible art

>>17863339
Oh nevermind I didn't read the last part. None then.

>>17863212
Looks pretty hot to me.

>>17863126
>Cheshire college professor emails you about a test you have to make up to pass her class
>show up to see that it’s only you in the classroom
>apparently the other four people who needed to take this make up test didn’t show
>whatever you studied for this thing
>45 minutes ago while eating a burger in the cafeteria
>you can do this
>start taking the test and notice your professor is acting weird
>like she’s really jittery, walking around the room looking over everything and sitting back down, only to repeat the process again
>finally about 25 minutes into the test she abruptly stands up and locks the door
>she turns around and with a what can be described as ‘maniacal’ smile on her face
>she then saunters back to her desk only to bend over the desk and says
>”Ok Anon, I can’t stand it! You either make me a mother RiGhT nOw, or you fail this class!”

>>17863298
Hard to say. But letting me (temporarily) crack her phylactery would probably do the thing.

>>17863298
Getting my blood sucked. No matter if it's from a Vamp mosquito or a Vampire.

>>17863298
Honestly all it takes is an ounce of aggressive behavior towards me and I'd be putty in their hands, though I don't think I'd ever to activily take the intitiative and just go full-slut until I know the girls are mine and mine alone. I'd like to think I can be aggressive but unless we're already a couple or they slip me a few raging mushrooms I could probably sbly never be that guy who just loses control. Favorite races are mice and Loli bugs. If they work together and pepper me with kisses that would be extra affective.

>This cheers the meido.

>>17863347
How? The quality is very poor and belongs on a website like Deviantart.

>>17863259
>SALIVATING_HATTER.jpg

>>17863298
Tell me that she loves me because of my flaws. That she has seen my efforts at improving myself and it makes her proud. If she told me she truly loved me, that'd be it.

>>17863358
It's more about the situation for me, not many people out there that draw detailed corruption.
Sure the art's not the best but I can appreciate the thought behind it and a cute blond Satyros.

Remember to fug the bug

>>17863298
Is have to go with what >>17863355 says. If a MG openly flirts with me I’ll be a stammering mess and total bully bait.
But for my waifu, it would be when she openly proclaims her love for me. I’d take it and be cool about it in public, but as soon as we get home I’m giving her that dick no ands, ifs but maybe butts.

Fertile dragons

>>17863374
The MOST fertile dragon.

>>17863298
You know that isekai with the brown queen that summons anon to be her husband for political reasons? That

>>17863377
>that isekai with the brown queen that summons anon to be her husband for political reasons?
Wait. What have I missed?

>>17863374
Girls with filled condoms tied to them are pretty tacky and unattractive.

>>17863298
Nothing.

>>17863124
I want to tease a wight with my warm living touch.

>>17863374
Literal goddess of babymaking
Would chain in a dungeon and breed repeatedly to produce mounts for my army

>>17863381
Risou no Himo Seikatsu

>>17863381
A below average manga made about a below average light novel. If you have absolutely nothing better to read then... watch a movie, don't waste your time.

>>17863384
https://i.imgur.com/06Kvk4b.png
There's more than one way to warm up a wight.

>>17863298
If I caught my Shoggoth maid trying on real stockings and heels, I'm ashamed to admit it but i'd rape her on sight. She knows I like thighs, so she's been trying her hardest to walk on two legs and wear cute skirts.

>>17863381
The MC is so bad. He makes the pathetic japanese protagonist look like senator armstrong.

>>17863298
Depends on the waifu:
>Jinko flexing her muscles as I touch them
>Hellhound cracking her knuckles while saying or implying she is protecting me
>Hinezumi slapping me hard accross the face
>Slapping me hard accross the face or flexing her muscles while I touch them

>>17863384
Do Wights gossip about each other?

>>17863355
>no Mouse quintuplets and Khepri quintuplets who fight over you constantly
I just went and made myself sad.

>>17863384
I want a super soft, fat bottomed wight who keeps making me her throne

>>17863396
That's a real floppy boob.

The mods/jannies are definitely pretty fucking drunk tonight.

>>17863401
Why did I get second hand embarrassment from reading your post.

>>17863415
You care too much about the ramblings of someone you will never know.

>>17863402
Since most of them rule over Undead Kingdoms, they're going to have access to multiple informants.

>>17863401
There’s broken records and then there’s you.

>>17863419
>That flat chested Wight from the bordering kingdom is still single!
>laughinggirls.jpg

>>17863441
How rude.

>>17863129
Snuggle Scouts need help too!

>>17863298
Well, I think that my Wurm waifu just showing off her overwhelming physical strenght would be enough to turn me into butter in her hands. Specially if she strongly hugs me. A good thing that Wurms go rapey just from seeing a guy and capturing him so I wouldn't even have to assault her. Its a huge advantadge where your waifu just happen to be the most indiscriminate monster girl in the entire encyclopedia.

>>17863441
She’s in quite the pickle.
All her would-be suitors get snapped up by the lolipires on her council.

>>17863083
Yo. Gatorade me, bitch.

>>17862692
>Why would you need a Yeti cup?
>I can warm the cup for you

>>17863456
What a clever girl. Would go innawoods with.

>>17863374
Alexstrasza is a feeling.

>>17863454
>You bit MY suitor and turned him into your blood bag?
>[angry Wight noises]

I just want to cuddle with a strongfat orge/minotaur. Is that too much to ask?

>>17863396
That's not mutually exclusive. The part where you lightly touch her all over with hot fingertips while kissing her neck and shoulders from behind would come first, and after that you show her the collar which she at that point puts on by herself eagerly awaiting being pounded senseless in a degrading way.

And imagine the same with a loli wight that starts with a tsun ojou front kept up, but melts into a soft-spoken dere by the time you're done playing with her body.

>>17863488
Minotaurs are for cuddling, that's their thing, Ogres well..... only if you are willing to go through the domestic violence first until you can outfuck her twice.

>>17863493
I like the way you think, collar play with a tsun loli wight is an incredibly hot thought.

>>17863482
>10/10 in original work
>fan-art makes her uglier
This is why everyone hates western artists. What is this shit, some kind of affirmative action for ugly people?

>>17863486
>I was just, ah, testing his dedication yknow?

>>17863502
Its based off her new hero's of the storm model dipshit.

>>17863473
Yurucamp with Yeti, Wendigo, White Horn, Yuki-onna, and Glacies

>>17863502
I mean, I guess.

>>17863502
The fags that post Alex here always use shitty butterfaces fanart with bulbous tumblr noses.

>>17863520
Oh trust me, I could do far worse if I really wanted to.

>>17863532
What is this?

>>17863515
That justifies it being fucking hideous how? I don't see a tumblr pig-nose in her heroes art. And the heroes model being uglier than the original is similarly retarded.

>>17863518
Not all of them do it, but enough do to make it annoying.

>>17863515
The HotS team really tumblrs up the characters and I don't think I could ever understand why.

>>17863532
>he's a /co/mblrite
That explains a lot.

>>17863544
Don't you dare throw /co/ in with the tumblr group. Unlike Tumblr, /co/ reads comics.

>>17863536
It's Solomon Grundy getting tits over pants.

>>17863206
Nice,

>>17863548
Are you retarded? /co/ is fucking infested with tumblrites.

>>17863548
How is that supposed to be a point in its favor.

>>17863541
They're infested with brain-dead "progressive" artists. I take solace in the fact that the moba with proper attractive monstergirls is crushing them in popularity.

>>17863565
Didn't they censor >>17863518 because one of the team members had a daughter?

What would be the most effective way to make an out of season single Jinko go into heat? Groping her? Catnip? Licking her abs? Or just confessing love?

Mere female spiders are cute.

>>17863582
>Being a shoggocks tier chaosfucker

>>17863540
Two different games, two different teams. Ill agree that nose is awful but I for one welcome wide hip Alexstrazsa.

>>17863582
>you will never have a bratlach-nacha to shut up
It's not fair.

>>17863604
It really isn't, they appeal to a side of me no other girl does.

>>17863488
>have /fit/, tomboy minotaur childhood friend
>lately she's been noticing a gradual increase in weight, and it's not in the muscle department
>ups her exercise regiment to burn some calories, but it doesn't work
>she asks you to join her so she can really push herself, but somehow she only gain more pudge
>you don't tell her that her body might be changing because of your desires until after she's become deliciously strongfat
Do you think she'll be happy that her tits are big enough to give her holst sister a run for her money?

>>17863582
This Atlach-Nacha is scary.
With a loli you pretty much know she is going to call you a disgusting lolicon and other childish insults. This one on the other hand gives off a more mature teenager vibe, and I suspect that her insults will cut much deeper, just look at her she already seems to be mocking your very existence.

>>17863609
There's something about raping smug girls into ahegaoing, cock addicts that gets me going, and that's basically nacho's profile

>>17863641
I don't know but my urge to grope and fondle or to let her keep trying truly is a difficult one.

>>17863599
The problem with heroes Alex isn't her being thiccer, it's her face being atrocious. That matters to me way more than the body.

>>17863669
>let her keep trying
Remember to stay focused while spotting her if you do, anon. Things could get awkward.
>help her with her bench press
>you can't keep your eyes off her breasts, your mind thinking about how easily your fingers could sink into them
>"A-Anon!"
>you look down to see you boner bulging in your pants right in front of her face

I could use a little help. [blog] I just don’t feel that same strong attraction to monster girls anymore. I’m not going normie, because I’m still not very interested in humans. I just can’t imagine myself spending my life with someone or loving anything like I used to. sorry.

>>17863702
Oh, I'd be sure to spot her, I know good lifting buddy protocols but as for keeping the thing in my pants from popping up?

Not so much.

I'd also be sure to inspect her 'bulk' in the dressing rooms to see how she's going along.

Oasis Amazons?

>>17863722
I wish this updated faster.

>>17863722
>maledom
Ew

>>17863565
Oh, is she from that? I thought it was a weird looking displacer beast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwzccnhN-iw

>>17863722
>Amazon
With those faces I doubt it

>>17863753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-m6PxtrEs

>>17863669
Memefat minotaurs/jinkos are the best especially for rubbing them down after they workout.

>>17863756
Barbarian cock still exists.

>>17863761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qWBfxzv-bQ

I'm done.

Also WoW Classic.

>>17863768
That they are.
In depth muscle massages for loosening up after a hard workout.

>>17863769
In myths even barbarians couldn't do shit with them

>>17863780
That's because they fought with their fists, not with their dicks.

>>17863787
Whatever you say, maledomfag.

Do you like Ohoho flavored foxes?

>>17863844
Give me a hime hatter or give me death!

>>17863844
I want tall lactating foxes.

>>17863844
>that butt
Damn.

I'd slap it hard until it's all red.

>>17863722
I see they’re Gerudos, but what is this called?

>>17863844
I prefer them ara ara and liver-eating

>>17863844
I prefer the confident late teen ones that try to be seductive.

>>17863844
>Ohoho flavored
What does this taste like?

>>17863865
Ahegao? Torogao? Or do you mean the gallery?

>>17863873
Rich at first but you get sick of it fast.

>>17863881
He said Ohoho, not Oreo.

>>17863374
Reminder that if you cum inside your dragon once she might leglock you and go for at least 5 more rounds.

>>17863913
not if I'm covered in butter,
she thought I was being kinky, but really I formulating my escape.

>>17863920
Being tricky with your dragon will only make her hornier, anon. Now she'll want you to cum inside of her at least 10 times, if she catches you that is.

Hotdog.

Racial tensions with brown monster girls would be far better than the racial tensions we have now.

>>17863943
Bad dog.

>>17863943
First I get cheshire butt pizza, then hellhound hot dogs. What's next, Ice Queen Cream?

>>17863298
I don't think I could go full slut, even if I wanted too.

>>17863943
It’s all fun and games until you use the hotdog costume as a deterrent for being bad.
>drop her off at school wearing the costume
>by lunch she’s calling you crying and begging you to bring her some clothes
That’ll teach her to cheat at family game night!

I am in need of large breasted monster. For the purpose of paizuri.

>>17863953
She would be the dairy queen.

>>17863953
>Ice Queen Cream
That’s what you call her the day after your honeymoon.

>>17863973
>EMG
Nah.

>>17863973
>no maid Tio who waits for you to come home from work and start raping her ample bosom

>>17863973

>>17863973
Not that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3retI0ugF4

I bet none of you remember.

>>17863990
Giantessfags are cancer. But at least that Karbo poster is gone.

>>17863990
Faggot.

>>17863973
....I want to put Tio on a Holst milk diet for kicks.

>>17863997
Faggot.

>>17863979
She's lucky that I have a huge thing for Ice Queens.

>>17864013
Double faggot no takebacks.

>>17863995
I want to be caught between Scylla and Charybdis!

Would you want a Kikimora who loves to cosplay? She'll answer the door while dressed as a Zaku.

>>17863197
I suck at non-smut scenarios, though.

>>17864022
Triple faggot no alp

>>17864048
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off of my and sticks to you

>>17864032
>Zaku
Just like a Kikimora to go with the basic bitch answer. I’ll just have my Automaton fitted to look like Deathscythe.

>>17864056
>my
me*

>>17863995
gross!

>>17863995
I remember her. She’s cute but not waifu material for me.

>>17864032
She'd need to have the leg parts of her outfit custom built, which isn't an issue since she could commission a Gremlin.

>>17864056
>>17864063
>He can’t even spell right
Which of us is going to Alp and when do we start fucking?

>>17864071
What is she wiping down?

>>17864078
I'm pretty sure the one that says he is as stretchy as rubber will alp first.

>>17864078
Nobody is turning into an alp and even if I would never fuck an alp that browsed these threads.

>>17864083
GRENADA!

>>17863973
Muscle paizuri

>You'll never watch a busty yeti dancing like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC5Ud9_DmeU

>>17864058
>Deathscythe
You are like a little baby. Advance of Zeta themed Automaton or bust.

>>17864083
A wine bottle.

>>17863742
Yes, she's some kind of stealthy sadistic shogccubus assassin

>>17864083
some sort of feather duster themed firearm?

>>17863500
A lot of things with a tsun loli wight are incredibly hot thoughts. Lewding and teasing one would be the best, because when she can get a bit overly serious and immature about being high class, it just makes it better when the hard outer shell crumbles.

At heart, she'd find the way her attempts at teasing seduction and being smug turn into being completely outplayed in bed and gracefully dominated the most exciting thing she knows. But she wouldn't admit that even to herself.

>>17863973
Tio would be an amazing maid.

>>17864112
Cummed

>>17864093
>not the Boney M version
the fuck, m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE

Also more German Disco about Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

>>17864129
Turisas version is better than Boney M. Turisas also do a better supernaut. Stand up and Fight was an amazing album.

>>17864098
I love that design too but Deathscythe was my first Mecha love. Something about the overall design appealed to 11 year old me.

Okay anon, times are hard and you've finally fallen low enough that you're willing to debase yourself by doing porn.
Which of these sites do you do the deed with?
>TAILED.com
>CLEANED.com
>SLIMED.com
>DEBT.com

>>17864112
I would love a loli Wight maid. But would she love a jaded, cynical, 30 something, chain smoking, alcoholic, loser like me?

>>17864152
CHUFFED.com
they're all ran by tanukis anyway, same names on the paychecks.

Muroku finished my wife request earlier, it turned out super nice.
http://twitter.com/muroku669/status/927526896073547776

Also a bunch of other requests were finished recently it's been nice.
http://twitter.com/lolipop_x21x/status/925711246384545793
http://twitter.com/okomeokome5/status/926402015785136129
http://twitter.com/okomeokome5/status/926402683535163392

>>17864152
I'm not a picky guy but man these options are lame.

>>17864152
>spoiler
I wonder how much a subscription costs? Is that how they get you?

>>17864152
TROLLED.COM

>>17864138
The Varangian Way > Stand Up and Fight
But yeah, better cover. I also like their cover of Broadsword. Undead Varangian Guard monster girl when?

>>17864171
DEBT.com pays double, but you need to do that real freaky shit.

>>17864167
What site would you visit?
>CorruptionSessions.com
>BigTits9Tails.com
>AlpBus.com
Or something else?

>>17864163
Of course not.

>>17864152
9mm.COM

>>17864188
I’ll start rolling my quarters.

>>17864191
None of those. I'm afraid most of the girls on those sites are probably too old for my tastes

>>17864166
cute as always
how soon do you think you'll need to get a separate hard drive for all the waifu pictures you've gotten

>>17864176
>middle school Cheshire finds the internet for the first time
>goes to TROLLED.com expecting good maymays
>gets shown two Trolls baking a pie for their husband and having him work up and appetite by fucking them while the pie bakes
>the husband ends up cumming on his waifus slices of pies and they eat it up happily
>she didn’t find any lolz but she’s got an idea of what to do next time she and that boy down the street go to the bakery for pie

>>17864166
Your luck is EX rank.

>>17864152
>SILLY.com

>>17864204
I have them all backed up on my external if that counts.

>>17864152
MereFM.com, slayed.net and hoarded.com
I definitely end up showing in some videos in those sites.

>>17864209
Porn it may be, but porn with two happy troll wives like that can't help but sound wholesome and lovely.

>>17864200
Oh then just go to the Sabbath website and click the “Contact Us” tab
>it’s just a dating/cam site for lolis and Baphomets

>>17864152
This is a bad meme.

>>17864223
You’re a meme.

>>17864212
When you go to school for engineering one of the first things you learn is the importance of networking.
Just gotta talk to people.

>>17864152
How's the one with Kumihos? I heard they pay better there than in any other site.

I wanna put a GoPro on a fairy and see what they do when we’re not looking!

>>17864221
>Cam site for Lolis
Honestly that sounds pretty nice, except that its probably a trap!

>>17864220
>>17864209
>Cheshire's eyes widening as she's looking at the screen

>"Oh what a splendid idea honeybun! You can lick Ingrid's nippy bits while you put all your dough in my oven!"
>"This will get shnookie-wookie all ready for dessert for sure, Gretel! Make sure we get to switch though, I want darling's dough in my oven too!"
>"Girls, girls! There's plenty of 'dough' for both of my lovely wives, heh heh!"
>"Oh honey~!" x2

>Cheshire turns the computer off
>"...Did... Did I just get memed on?"

>>17864233
Probably really girly stuff. Like, tea parties and playing pretend about unicorns and stuff.
I wonder how a fairy would react to actually meeting a real Unicorn, and how the Unicorn would react too.

>>17864235
Imagine all the troll accounts that are just pictures of Chris Hanson.
And then you actually find Chris Hanson’s personal account up there.

>>17864214
yeah it does

>>17864238
>why r u so smol?
>am fairy

>>17864232
You have to actually let them take a bite out of you at the moment of insemination, but yeah it pays just as much as DEBT.com, but that one requires you to do real fucked up shit likehandholding, husband play and anal creampies.Most people would prefer a chunk taken out of their arm.

>>17864247
>husband play
But what if it’s the truth and she’s my waifu?

>>17864247
I fucked up the spoilers, god dammit.

>>17864245
>why r u so beeg?
>am hoars

>>17864238
Whats cuter, fairies being friends with a unicorn or a wendigo being friends with a white horn?

>>17864247
I'm okay with it.

Guys. Hear me out. Amazon Fairies. Not Titanias. Fairies. Like getting swarmed by like 20-30 fairies who’re holding you down and using you as a tool to vent out their lust.
Then they all go home with you because the tree they lived in got struck by lightning.

>>17864247
I don't think that's how MG Kumiho's work.

>>17864273
May as well just go with piranhas.

>>17864237
>that dialogue
That’s exactly what I expected troll porn to sound like, (maybe a little less on the pet names though).

>>17864282
>loli Mersharks that can clean a cow in two minutes
>it only takes them 1.4 seconds to shred your clothes off

>>17864285
Its a great Troll porn setup too.
Wives surprise husband that they baked him a nice pie for him to enjoy. But lo! He isn't hungry. However shall they fix this situation?
Troll Twin Wives and Pie 4 was truly the best of the series.

>>17864163
A regular loli wight dressing up in sexy maid uniform would be better in my opinion
>"don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I'm doing this because you like this kind of stuff or anything; I just like cute lingerie that's all"

>>17864293
What would Lich porn videos be titled?

>>17864302
>Experiment #4407 Segment 12
>Experiment #1201 Segments 1-8
>Experiment #500 All Segments
That last one is really spicy.

>>17864302
Experiment #x

>>17864307
What is it?

>>17864310
She overdosed on aphrodisiacs and is heart pupiling and screaming for more.

>>17864310
Its an 'unplanned' experiment where the lich is working at her station with the camera running when suddenly you see her wobble and fall over onto the floor. She lays there for about a minute making weird movements, then starts rising to her feet, her face moaning and her hands darting between her legs, being loud and sensual and erotic. Her husband walks into frame holding a broken Phylactery, the lich hastily writes something in her notes that states 'impro----iment' from what you're able to see, and then her and her husband start fucking passionately like crazy with her slapping him every once and a while calling him a bad lab partner.
Also >>17864315 happens during it. Its a long one.

>>17864152
I want to be part of the cast of the lamia one, where he's throwed into a pit. Of course the girls are amateurs who went there to get a boy, so it's also a competition.

>>17864315
>>17864319
Man, I'd love to have a Lich in my life.

>>17864323
Just bear in mind that afterward you'd wake up to a cold, sterile metal prodding rod poking you as she stands and stares emotionless at you, informing you of your duties for the day, most of which involve re-cataloging lab supplies after you both went overboard the last night.
But as she walks away you can notice a trail of your cum running down her legs and you swear theres a lighter bounce to her step even in her Phylactery'd state

>>17864321
thrown*

>>17863660
>irredeemably savage Christmas Cake Atlach-Nacha passed over because nobody can bear her insults
>she only becomes more and more venomous as she gets older
>shows you visions of a world where you were never born and tells you how horrible you've made everyone's lives just by existing
>makes you revisit your most painful moments over and over again while offering cutting commentary about how everything that ever went wrong was all your fault
>when you finally turn into a sobbing mess at her feet she flirtatiously comforts you with her soft older sister lap-pillow
>after a while you finally feel secure enough to become receptive to her teasing
>the moment you do she disappears from your side, leaving you only with mocking whispers that it really is no wonder that nobody loves you if you're such a disgusting pervert who'd still be aroused after knowing what a unsightly speck of refuse you really are
>she tells you how much better of everyone else would be if you were to leave forever
>once you're completely hers you have the privilege of spending the rest of your unfortunately long-lived life as a bottom feeder living off the scraps of affection she disguises as condescending pity

>>17864339
I'd gladly preform my duties if it meant ending the day slamming into her like a wild beast.

>>17864360
Then that's the life for you, anon. Just don't make her beg for it in her monotone voice, as cute as seeing her glare emotionless and say "Please. I require it. Commence immediately." may be.

>>17864354
That's hardcore 3dpd behavior.

>>17864354
She is going to break a man to either eternal suffering and regret it or he will break her with the D.

>>17864368
I wasn't planning on it, but now that you've managed it I think I would have to try and get her to say that at least once. Although that just might end with an emotionless handjob.

>>17864354
Where's my flamethrower? That nacho needs to die...painfully.

>>17864354
She forgot one thing, how the man of a Atlach-Nacha will eventually snap and go apeshit on her pussy to the point of sucking all the venom out making her a mewling mess.

>>17864071
>>17864083
>>17842201
>>17842212
They never told you what they used to call your grandmother . . .

>>17864377
Everything will be 'emotionless'- at first glance.
Your first handjob from her will almost feel downright medicinal if it weren't for how expert she'd be at it. But as you got them more and more over time, you'd start to notice the subtle things she does, like glance at your eyes every two seconds to track pupil dilation, keep an arm against your chest to measure heartrate, and try to stay silent to hear your breathing as it gets heavier and more labored. All because she's attempting to maximize your enjoyment and pleasure as much as monsterly possible- because she loves you so very much.

>>17864397
Damn those Liches, why do they have to be so loving?

>>17864394
Looks like she could be battle kikis mother or older sister

>>17864394
W-why isn't she happy to clean?

>>17864394
Did anyone else here the “To be continued” music play when they opened this?

>>17864394
She takes no joy in her work.

But a Kikimora must always clean things up.

>>17864411
Probably pre-meeting her master
Imagine when she's filled with love, and she becomes the happiest gunwoman maid you could meet

>>17864394
https://youtu.be/YnzgdBAKyJo

>>17864374
>>17864380
There are some battles even the dick can't win. Even if you manage to make her admit that maybe there's one thing even you happen to be good at, she'll be fervently denying it the next day. After that the Ara-Nacha go back to tempting you into further revealing your thoroughly soiled nature.

>>17864428
I'm sure it was a rough transition at first though.
Like the time a bird accidentally flew into the window as Master was in it, and she executed a three-point diving cover onto him with pistol drawn and aimed at the spot the bird hit.
She checked him for bullet wounds for a full five minutes after even as he assured her he was okay.
She stopped when he stopped saying "I promise I'm okay" and instead holding her gently saying "I promise- you're okay now."

>>17864433
So then the man breaks and stops moving or responding to anything. Hes going to curl up into a ball and just stop.

>>17864404
Because you're their purpose anon. Liches, traditionally, gave their lives and their humanities for unraveling the secrets of magic and life and all sorts of mysteries, but despair at the realization that there is no purpose to this knowledge without the struggle of life and the reward of failure and death.
But now she has you. She has a purpose for her everything. All the science and the magic and the research, it was all pointless before. But now she has you. And she's never letting you go.

She'd say exactly as much in her usual cold, monotone voice, matter of factually explaining how horrible and pointless existence was before you came along, as she calmly rests her head against your chest without so much as a smile or fully opening her eyes.
It would be the most loving gesture ever to you though.

>>17864428
She still stays strapped though, right?
Does she ever roleplay being a sexy spy interrogating Master if he wants it?

Take responsibility!

>>17864468
God damn that's the perfect bodytype.
Girl is BEEG.

>>17864394
Is this what happens when rodent/pest-tier mgs move into her master's basement and won't move out?

>>17864452
Like when you spray a spider with too much poison!
>POTTERY

>>17864476
>Kiki finds the mice
>Detains them but can't get them to say anything other than them being squatters
>Goes to execute them in case they are spies
>Master pleads to let them live
>They gained seven mouse maids under the head kiki maid that day

>>17864452
You can still have fun with a broken doll.

>>17864462
If I had a Lich wife I'd take entire months off just to show her the world. She might have seen it all hundreds if not thousands of years ago but there's no reason she can't see it again.

>>17864484
Does she train the mice to be assassins as well?

>>17864493
But not as much.
>>17864483
I think you meant poetry?

>>17864476
>Door opens to the basement
>Devilbugs snarkily laugh at the old maid come to try and ask them to leave again
>"Hey old maidy! Oou, no broom today, huh? Whats the matter, give up?"
>Kiki calmly pulls out her old trusted silenced pistol and loads it, speaking evenly
>"It has been seven hundred and ninety two days, fourteen hours and twelve minutes since I've had to fire this pistol. Prior to that moment, I had fired it at least once every single day since twenty-two years ago. A portion of those days were during training exercises, but over 70% of them were with the intent to kill a designated target or living obstruction in the way of said target. Since taking up residence with The Good Master, I have not come across any living obstructions to my designated target- that being his happiness, wellbeing, and continued prosperity."
>She cocks the pistol, the room so silent and tense with fear you could hear hobgoblin thinking
>"If you do not leave within the next sixty seconds, I will have t-"
>She doesn't even finish before the devilbugs are frantically scurrying out windows and cracks and floorboards, appearing outside and running like hell away from the neighborhood
>Kiki unloads the magazine and re-conceals her pistol before giving a small sigh and placing her hands on her hips
>"Yosh! Basement's clean~"

>>17864503
Its so dense, every single frame has so much going on

>>17864499
Not openly, she doesn't want to worry the master.

>>17864503
Thats_the_joke.idw

>>17864498
That's a wonderful idea, but you'd again need to make sure you're paying attention to the subtle ways she reacts.
Don't take offense if you realize the majority of what she's doing is taking notes on things she sees in relation to how they may invoke positive emotions in you, and how best to incorporate those findings into her interactions with you.
>Take Lich to Dia de los Muertos in a big town in Mexico
>She makes note how much you like the bright colors and interesting costumes and designs
>That night in your hotel room she comes in wearing a bright custom cloak with her face painted like an exotic calavera
>"Hola mi esposo. Soy tuyo esta noche. Comencemos. I have brought tequila as well. It is the silver label. I have sterilized my body in the event you would like to imbibe the tequila off of my skin."

>>17864468
Yes ma'am!

>>17864534
>Drinking off of her skin
That's far too lewd coming from a cute bookworm.

>>17864557
She's just trying to fit in anon. She just wants you to be happy. She just needs you to be happy.

>>17864354
I would be seriously upset with her to the point where I move back in with my parents.
Then the cycle would start again when I drunkenly call her at three in the morning.

>>17864354
>shows you visions of a world where you were never born and tells you how horrible you've made everyone's lives just by existing
>makes you revisit your most painful moments over and over again while offering cutting commentary about how everything that ever went wrong was all your fault
Please stop this is getting really personal now.

>>17864354
Silent Hill : The Girlfriend.

You guys like mages, right?

How weird is too weird?

>>17864602
I'd be more than happy if she actually went along with my traveling plan. She wouldn't need to constantly impress me or act like I'd die if I'm not always happy.

>>17864534
>doing body shots with Liches
I wonder what her Wight onee-san would think? Or would she be cheering her on?

>>17864623
What is this and where can I get more?

>>17864623
I absolutely love them and there is no weird too weird when it comes to them. Seriously. I do not care. Let it get as weird as she or I can take as long as its sexy and we're having fun.
A mage not doing weird yet hot shit like in that very image all the damn time is not a real dark mage.
That looks awesome and cute and sexy.

>>17864633
Even /d/ tier stuff?

>>17864623
PHANTOM LIMB!

>>17864623
>How weird is too weird?
This is why I keep repeating the importance of safe words. You and your waifu can explore to your hearts content, until it gets too uncomfortable for you then you can safely tell your waifu that it’s too weird.

I want to introduce a gremlin to molecular gastronomy and the zany science of food. Imagine this, but sexy and even more fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btv4eElxOcU

>>17864638
It doesn't warrant talking about here as its not the place but yes, easily. It's one of their biggest draws to me that they could temporarily satisfy those things with magic and then go back to normal after.
No cuckshit though, that's pretty much the one and only thing that has never turned me on. But literally anything else, lets get it. Also definitely this >>17864641

>>17864642
>I want to introduce a gremlin
Oh, lewd.

>>17864643
I feel similarly anon, though I prefer it of the Wonderland variety, where I feel such things would be in easy abundance with me and my waifu having access. Shrinking and growing potions, age manipulation, body swapping, specific body part super growth for both of us, and many other things I won't mention

>>17864642
I want to introduce a Gremlin to the joy of painting.
Gonna paint some happy little trees.

>>17864651
I want to introduce a gremlin to the joys of roleplay and sexy spanking.

>>17864644
What? I just want to show her how to have fun with her food in the most ridiculous ways possible. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BfdwoqNauzk

>>17864632
Don't know, I got it sent to me by a friend

Some highlights:
- Uses a potion to turn the kid feral so he'd fuck her harder
- Loses her limbs halfway through due to mana drain or something
- Gets part of her thighs regenerated by the kid just so he has more to grab on to when he's fucking her
- Cums as she's literally fucked through a bookcase and the wall behind it (she doesn't seem to get hurt from this aside from a cut on her head)

https://youtu.be/uhwcEvMJz1Y

>>17864639
FUCKING KEK! When she grabs you instead of killing you it brings you to orgasm.

>>17864394
Well at least her new Master will be safe.

>>17864673
?

>>17864670
God damn that sounds good.

>>17864702
Sorry wrong thread

>>17864716
It's fine.

>>17864716
Actually lets talk about this
If there was no such thing as fish, would that confuse mermaids?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take care and remember that meidos can help you keep things in order.


Dear Kiki, please come to me, I keep losing shit even though I held it earlier today.

>>17864784
literally me
Have something in my hand set it down then 10 seconds later it just disappears.

>>17864832
I would quite literally wife an monster girl on the spot if she could stop that from happening.

Alp, muscle monsters, or pudgster, I would wife without regrets, although we may work on some things.

>>17864784
Have no fear, Kiki Cleaner is here for you!

>>17864832
>>17864840
Just get some iron bells around, Fairies get their magnetic sense all messed up from iron and then they're too dizzy to steal your shit.
>>17864844
Doesn't that just delete all my porn?

>>17864844
That would be nice.

>>17864850
You're thinking of smug.exe. Kiki.exe just replaces all of it with lewd pictures of your maid.

Also, beware the consequences of disoriented fairies.

>>17864484
>>Master pleads to let them live
Faggot

>>17864354
Shit nigger I do all this stuff to myself already, where do I get the waifu to go with it?

>>17864503
>I think you meant poetry?
No, it's just that his irrational love for Jinn of the Jar kicked in.

>>17864844
Sweep up those pesky viruses!

>>17864864
Disoriented through drinking?

>>17864864
Aww.
I'd pick up the wallet and gently hold out a finger to help her stand back up.
I would love a cutie fairy drinking buddy.

>>17864632
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1226571