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First for Hellhounds a best

Second for Elves as the most rapeable MG.

Musclewans are olev

Why has no one tried dicking the chief god into submission. If the greeks taught me anything it's that gods love banging mortals.

>>17851533
It's not rape if it's an elf.
Especially if it's anal!

It's cuddling weather, don't forget to get your waifu some nice pajamas

>>17851537
I wanna drink her sweat and pussyjuice as she does pullups.
That wan has the literal PERFECT body.

>>17851531
A best indeed.

>>17851545
I feel cold now.

>>17851537
Olev indeed.

>>17851542
Just remember to put a condom. Elves are dirty and their skin sweat can paralyze their victims.

>>17851560
Holy FUCK
Is this new? Source?

>>17851541
Gods dicked mortals because Goddesses were picky bitches that made 3DPDs look like monster girls. Yes, goddesses at times banged mortals, if you were fucking Adonis or something like that.

Mortal women were to gods what monster girls are to us.

>>17851558
Don't say that too loud, that's how you get a White Horn to come running!

Desert-fags rejoice!
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-egypt-pyramid-giza-20171102-htmlstory.html

>>17851566
Found it in the wiki, there has been lots of new muscle MG art, like this:

>>17851570
Jesus I want to bandage these skin lesions.

>this pleases the maido

>>17851566
And this:

>>17851569
If I put out deer feed in my backyard could I attract a loli White Horn?

>>17851578
>Deer feed
Let me help you, cityfriend.
Go to your nearest Farm'n'Fleet or Home Depot and pick up two regular sized Salt blocks.
Place them in your back yard a small distance from each other.
Watch as the loli White Horns come rolling in, with their mothers trailing behind them watching out for danger, as they happily lick lick lick them up like a big ol lolipop.

>>17851575
Good. It is your duty to service your pharaoh

>>17851579
This also works if you want holsts or minos right?

>>17851601
Lil bit, Deer flock to it like stink on shit though. You could get right up to them and they'd just happily be licking away.
Better odds just getting a kobold to gently walk behind the holsts till they come over to ya.

Remember that you can make an out of season Jinko to get into heat by asking her for sex (preferably if you are horny) or using catnip and getting hot with her.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that tanukis can do other things besides buy things and cheat you out of money.

Instead, please remember that they can serve as perfect body warmers through their tails.

>"Give my paws a good rub, and maaaybe I'll consider lifting the curse."
>"Hope you're better at giving a massage than you are at solving riddles."

>>17851653
Gonna cuddle that cat.

I want to forcefully hold a monster girl's hand!

>>17851653
>Yes 'I'm thinking of a number between one and a hundred' counts as a riddle. Stop complaining!

What we need is turtles
Carefree, cheerful turtles that like to cheer people up

>>17851675
>Not instantly guessing 69
It's like you don't even understand monster psychology

>>17851677
Nobody will ever like Umi-Osho.

>>17851624
Amen. They can cheat me out of my sperm any day.

>>17851684
And if you live in cooler places those desert nukis will be cuddling you all the more for heat.

Today's forgotten girls: Roper

I've been having this idea gnaw at me for awhile.

>A science space ship is forced to make an emergency jump into an unknown solar system after being attacked by an space pirate flotilla.
>They land on MGE planet in order to repair their ship.
>The good news is that their fabrication stations and laboratories mostly survived the rough landing and primitive natives they can use to help get their stuff going again.
>The bad news is that their fabricators can't handle massive complicated machinery (I.E. a space ship) along with the ship's reactor is doomed to fail within twenty or thirty years.
>The crew is now forced to technologically uplift the natives as they do not have the means to get offworld otherwise.
>Not to mention has they continue to uplift the natives, they'll end up attracting attention from numerous factions including the demon lord and the Order.

>>17851687
>tfw when the Big-breasted Desert Tanuki in the merchant caravan you're travelling with complains about the cold as you travel through a mountain pass.
>Try to convince her to wear some more clothing, but insists on wearing her traditional desert clothing, thin layers of silk and expensive jewelry.

I want to fuck the blacksmith dragon

>>17851570
I want to praise her sun until she wraps me in the lotus position.

>>17851528
Shoggoths

>>17851721
That is probably the easiest way to have her make you an awesome set of armor and a custom weapon. You get to play with your daughter too.

>>17851732
Are upset.

>>17851721
I want the blacksmith dragon to fuck me

>>17851738
Are comfy.

>>17851542
>純愛アナル調教
Any other artist and I'd be excited.

>>17851682
But I like Umi-Oshos...

>>17851758
No you don't, stop lying.

>>17851761
They’re in my top five favorite MGs.

>>17851738
I want my Shog wife to bring me my lunch at work every day. I leave it at home on purpose for this reason.

>>17851758
For bully or for protecting?

>>17851766
If you don't stop joking around you're going to find a bunch of turtles creeping crawling towards your house. They'll probably even be flipping each other over and nobody wants to have to walk past a bunch of dumb turtles stuck on their back whenever they walk outside

>>17851766
Why

>>17851778
That sounds hilarious yet sad and I would do my best to help all this girls who’ve been flipped over.

>>17851773
Both.

>>17851677
>Umi osho has no stories

>>17851781
They’re simple, nice, plus I like the shibari under the robes. They’re also great for womb bullying and cuddle bullying.

The perfect MG to have as a daughteru is ____________?

>>17851805
Hmm yes.

What's the appeal of monster girls? I think they're disgusting freaks

>>17851811
A Kobold! I may be biased though.

>>17851805
I want a dragon with her body.

>>17851653
I'll rub her butt and scritch her feet, but only if she'll marry me!

>>17851738
>Hhrrrmmmmm...

>>17851805
THAT's strongfat.

>>17851816
- human flaws
+ exotic bits

>>17851805
He shouldn't have wandered so far from the village.

Reminder that the best way to avoid monsters is an underground bunker/ farm
just make sure Wurms can't kool aid man their way in

>>17851875
>just make sure Wurms can't kool aid man their way in
Yeah and lets stop water from being wet while we're at it.

>>17851888
you just gotta get stupidly thick metal
then magically reinforce that shit

>>17851875
What if I want a wurm though? How can I attract them?

>>17851900
A collection of shiny but not terribly valuable things (it's cheaper and prevents attracting other dragons by mistake) and/or be a reputable confectioner.

>>17851895
Building into an aquifer might be the cheaper option since I remember that wurms still need oxygen to survive along with it's easier to make something waterproof then wurm proof.

>>17851915
>Building into an aquifer
I eagerly await the death toll, Urist.

>>17851875
Would a lilim just poor dark matter down the air vents?
Or what if a phantom makes you open the doors to the monster swarm?
Or that wurm could be working on hammering through just to get to you.

>>17851922
What if there was an acient gnome wanting a partner?

>>17851922
I want to scream at a Phantom to get out of my head.

>>17851927
>No. ufufufu~

What would happen if someone just killed all the human men in monstergirl world? Do monsters win or do they lose?

Lets say the humans also froze some sperm and sent it into the future while cloning only human women for the next 100 or 500 years or something where they wouldn't die out naturally but men aren't born for ages.

>>17852089
They go nuclear because killing all human men means you've killed all of their husbands.

Friendly reminder that monstergirls absolutely HATE getting groped, especially the single ones. You don't have to take my word for it though, just go grab yourself a handful and see what happens!

>>17851875
I'm just gonna walk into the woods and smooch a cute bee girl

>>17852122
Go full power
smack the beehive with a sledgehammer!

>>17852089
Hi Gregori.

>>17852089
Fuck off Grigori.

>>17852125
But that'd be mean. I just want to lick honey off of every inch of her body.

>>17852116
Actually it is confirmed that Jinkos go into heat, just by asking them to have sex and the chances increase the more turned on you are.

So at least with her you are getting tiger titties after groping her. I guess you might get punched first, but its still worth it for the tiger sex.

It likely depends, MGs apparently can know if you are really turned on and mean it or just groping to annot and be an asshole, that might be the difference between walking away with a black eye or a wife.

>>17852125
>Striking a beehive with a hammer
either your going to be swarmed or a single, CC bee is about to become a new queen

>>17852148
Imagine though anon. The Jinko star of MGC High's football team slugs you in the face, slings you over her shoulder and runs off with a huge grin on her face because she can use her heat as an excuse to have sex with you even though you're a scrawny nerd.

>>17852099
Yeah but do they kill the females or turn them into monsters or what? They aren't just fucking guys to fuck guys. There's some greater plan. Also their husbands already go turned into monsters too just by banging them, right? Incubuses or whatever.

Now that I think about it, what if it goes the opposite and they clone enough men to pair off with the monsters. Is it possible to trick the monsters with androids? They copulate with them but never reproduce because robots got no sperm. Or they just sterilize the cloned men so the monsters get semen but no babies.

>>17852188
Take a hint and fuck off already.

>>17852188
I'm convinced that MGs are actually frog people and that upon finally breeding humanity to extinction, half of them will change into males to perpetuate the species.

>>17852148
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Jinko Queen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

We need curvy werewolves

>>17852224
And that one needs my dick in her butt.

>>17852224
>Ha, foolish Human, you wouldn't last a day in these woods!

>>17851805
She can give me that smug look all she likes, I'm still gonna call her cute

Carefree CCs that smoke and invitingly show off their whale tails around local teens > *

>>17851790
Beast wrote a roulette for her.

xth for hime cuts

>>17852269
>>17852338
>hime cut CC tempting youths outside the conbini with her whale tail
Yes please.

>>17852356
>whale tail
What is this?

>>17852376
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail
The peak of desperation.

>This kills the meido.

>>17852356
I need a gyaru snake with glorious blond hime cut, clearly showing whale tail and an outrageous shirt that reveals her underboob

>>17852434
>>17852356
Please keep sluts and himecuts apart. They do not belong together.

>>17852439
You don't want a regal looking monster girl slut who is actually a kissless virgin overcompensating?

>>17852439
The contrast between the refined look of the hime cut and the indecency of her slovenly attire improves both features tenfold.

>>17852425
Why would you ever want to tell your maid you’re disappointed in her?

>>17852500
Kikimoras can do no wrong because of how well they can read your mood and feelings. If she brings you a deep dish pizza for breakfast, she damn well knows that what's you were craving.
However they have one glaring weakness: their unfaltering faith and loyalty to their master. If you were to tell her that you absolutely hate how she arranged your living room and that you're disappointed in her she would have no choice but to believe you and reconsider her whole experience and pride as a maid and a Kikimora. And this is how you break your kiki.

I want to be a horny teen that wanders into a dark alley only for a CC tentacle lady to pick me up with her thick as a firehose tentacles as she "makes me a man".

>>17852533
Does it count if it's just her tentacles or does it have to be her vagina to count?
Seeing your dick get engulfed by her flower like tentacle slowly closing in might be enough to make you cum out of sheer distress.

>>17852533
I want to be a sexually and socially dysfunctional rape victim who gets healed by my CC childhood friend Anubis

>>17852533
I, too, wish to be 15 years younger.

>>17852551
And thus Anon was caught by a particularly perverted Jabberwock who made him drink a pint of shotacon tea.

>>17852556
God I wish that were me.

>>17852556
>Alley infamous for disappearances
>The "lost" people end up in Wonderland

>>17852556
>Shotacon
I'd still be in my mid-late teens.

>>17852595
That's a good age to have a sugar momma.

>>17852595
Judging from the amount of tea she forced you to drink, you'd stay that way for a month or so.

Not that it's a bad thing

>>17852439
>They do not belong together.
Wrong. This is an amazing combo I wish I had thought of before.

>>17852611
That is against the laws of Goddess and Man.
It's almost as bad as buzzcut princesses.

>>17852628
What about short haired princesses?

>>17852640
Only elegant short haircuts are appropriate for princesses.

>>17852641
What if it's a tomboy princess?

>>17852628
Are you honestly gonna tell me you don't want a tan-skinned, blonde-haired, himecut gyaru monster girl? If one started hitting on me, she better be ready to pop out some daughters, because it's happening whether she wants some or not.

This talk is nice and all, but does anybody actually have any pictures of a monster girl with a hime cut + whale tail combo?

>>17852643
Then an elegant short haircut is especially appropriate. Something like this, for example.

>>17852651
Ah, the Joan of Arc, I like it.

>>17851570
I want the Automaton version, sorry.

>>17852652
I prefer bobcuts and tightly braided long hair, myself.

>>17852667
Both are good on noble, knightly girls.

>>17852667
Sharena's hairstyle is a miracle of the universe.

>>17852672
>how to chingchong ling long
Okay?

>>17851811
>The perfect MG to have as a daughteru is ____________?
Adopted Demon or Anubis or Kiki. She can't be perfect if she isn't also your waifu too.

>>17852669
I want to get abused by an outwardly noble, knightly countess who's an evil, sadistic shotacon who uses her prima noctae rights to abuse all the virgins in her realm.

>>17852729
I want a noble female monster knight to treat me chivalrously.

>>17851811
Skittish Wendigo

>>17852556
Does the shotscon tea transform you to what your body was like at that time in your life, or what it would have been given your current build? I was the fat ugly kid as a child but now I'm a normal build ugly adult.

>>17851811
Tomboy dhampnir with an inferiority complex re: her kind and gentle vampire mom.

NOTICE ME DAD

>>17852768
>what it would have been given your current build
This one. It's a transformation potion, not a timewarp potion.

Ice Cats who intend to become Ice Cat Queens of the realm.

>>17852819
Ancient summoners confirmed for great taste.

Masochistic Kikimora getting increasingly frustrated over her master's refusal to inflict physical punishment on her when?

>>17852836
Don't pull your kikimora's ears. They're sensitive.

Can I get a stronk girl by flexing at her?

>>17852840
Please be careful of how you touch any monster girl. For example, just look at the wrong messages you can send if you touch a Fox!

By the way, does anyone have that image showing from a study that pet birds are sexually frustrated if you touch them anywhere but their head?

>>17852854
Forgot image.

>>17852850
No. You can only get a girl if she likes you back.

>>17852855
>tie
>bind
>grab
Foxes are lewd.

>>17852855
>no tickles
That makes me want to do it more.

>>17852855
>wiggle
>waggle
>boop
This is pissing me off some reason.



>>17852854
Just don't hurt them when you're supposed to discipline them.

>>17852860
And they only get lewder with age

>>17852860
You missed the grab on the throat.

>>17852854
Found it.

Be careful touching harpies as well!

>>17852860
>>17852869
You didn't.
I missed the grab in your post. Jesus fucking Christ, maybe I should sleep.

>>17852757
>open umbrella on a snowy day
>Wendigo daughter stiffens up and falls over into the snow

>>17852870
>it seems birds think about sex
>maybe even more than male teenagers
Not a chance.
Source : I was a male teenager.

>>17852868
Good. I want to be used for a week straight by a pent up, virginal, CC Kitsune shrine maiden!

>>17852873
>”waaaahh! Daddy you scared me!”
>realize this adorable stole of a Wendigo will grow up into a feared overcoat of a monster that will capture a mate

Remember:
Wendigos are more scared of you than you are of them.

This thread needs gyaru Kikimoras with leopard print aprons and tiny miniskirts!

>>17852870
Hug the Harpy, do it now!

>>17852870
>Meeting the parronts?

every time.

>>17852881
So like Ushis?

>>17852885
I think it could use more hime-cut business Shogs, who teeter on six inch heels with an aura of haughtiness

>>17852868
The young foxes are more sensitive.

>>17852912
Get a lolifox if you want a girl who will ahegao from insertion and squirt when you fill her up in the missionary position.
Get a grannyfox if you want to get milked dry in a dozen increasingly lewd ways before she's satisfied.

>>17852912
Lolis are for spoiling, not lewd!
Spanking doesn't cound as lewd.

>>17852874
Have you ever been a bird though?

>>17852926
Touché.
Asshole.

>>17852918
Neither does casual fucking.

Whoever recommended Yuuutsu to Succubus-san last thread deserves a medal.
It's hilarious, and it also makes me feel better about myself because I can confirm I'm not really depressed.

>Remember to tell your meido if you'll be home late or if you have to stay over at someone's place for a business trip.
>Don't make her worried sick.

>>17852954
Why do you post this in every thread? Do you enjoy making people feel miserable?

Remember that large mice are the best girls for a harem, not only are they normally fine with it, they are also numerous enough to let you 'specialize' each of them.

>>17852958
They'll even have daughters to add to the harem if you're into that too.

>>17852958
Khepri > goblins > rodents

>>17852958
I'll specialise them all into sniffing sows!

>>17852971
That was well, they truly let you cover all the bases.

>>17852972
True, kephris could serve the same purpose, goblins too, along with devil bugs.

If we had lizard kobolds they'd be in the same state.

>>17852974
So meaty mice that are always pregnant?
Are you giving them breasts to feed all those kids.

>>17852954
Remember to always love your meido, no matter what happens. No matter what.

>>17852958
Harems are shit, but I agree they are the best harem girls.They are weak and easy to pick up, perfect for having rough sex with and since they always come in packs you always have a new onahole ready.

>>17852917
Softly pleasuring a single-tailed lolifox senseless sounds like the best kind of time.

>>17852918
They're for spoiling with cock.

>>17852986
Yep, one would always be willing to step up and get the D.

>>17852979
What the...
DUDE!

>>17852958
>>17852986
>tfw no harem of delinquent Large Mouse sisters who call you everything from “boss” to “hubby”

>>17852978
Well that too but the important part is that each breath I take is filtered through a mouse first.

>>17853000
>>17852979
Don't worry, she got better.
I still prefer moving her with a wheelchair, though.

So did that Kiki NTR guy from the last thread deliver?

>>17853003
gonna fug the smug outta some delinquent mouses

>>17853003
Yeah, its a shame. "Boss, Love, Hubby' and the like would be nice.

>>17853004
Mouse sniffing, a grand old man's past-time.

>>17853018
I would love to take a gang of mice off the streets and pamper them till they look at their past life like its a fever dream.

I'd have them be a bunch of super soft, big breasted girls at this point that just play vidya and do some minor chores.

>>17853016
I don’t think so. You know, I saw the result of that shitshow in the form of about seven or eight consecutive posts telling him how fucking twisted and evil he is.

What did he even say, exactly?

>>17853016
>giving it attention

>>17853048
Can't you look up on warosu?
Nothing to trigger that reaction but hey, you know where we are.

>>17853016
>Kiki NTR
Please go on, I'm intrigued

>>17853006
>something terrible happen
>your kikimora ends up losing both legs
>the worst part is that she feels sorry she can't help you anymore
>you want to tell her to think about herself first
>end up moving her room to ground floor, and arrange the kitchen so that she can access it from a wheelchair
>she gradually starts smiling again
>one day, you fall asleep in the living room watching TV
>half-asleep, you hear her wheelchair coming close, and then you hear something falling on the ground, and then crawling near
>she snuggles against you, whisper "I'm glad you're my master", and falls asleep in your arms

>>17853056
I'm not the guy, nor can I write for shit.

>>17852954
>>17852979
>>17853006
Didn't this series come from a post insulting Kikis? The master in question was a human purist, and insulted his maiid's monster bits. The Kiki accordingly amputated her legs and fluffy parts.

>>17853066
As in, What's this about kiki NTR

>>17852957
I enjoy making people feel better!

>>17853069
What.

>>17853069
Fuck you.

>You missed your flight back home, and the next one comes another day.
>Being in another country, you had no way to contact your kiki back home.
>All you could do now is wait till the next flight back
>Hope the kiki isn't too worried.

>>17853069
Damn, that's cold. There's healing after, right?

>>17852868
I've fantasized about this so much, I've practically built a life for my waifu inside my head.

>>17853069
If I remember correctly, yes it was, which is why it's absolutely important to love your kiki the way she is

>>17853085
Amen.

>>17853032
>spoiler
>come home from work to see your Large Mouse harem having a Smash tournament
>ask what they’re playing for
>all of them look away and refuse to answer
>find out later they do a fighting game tournament every day to determine the order for that night

Are you prepared, gentlemen?

>>17853069
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>she had a rare condition that didn’t let her pseudo talons form into their usual shoe shape
>amputation was the only way to let her walk without pain
>she was afraid she would never be able to find a master to serve like this
>due to mamanomana and good networking, she found a man looking for a katawa monsta musume
>she serves him in the most loving and caring way possible
>he helps her whenever she lets him and makes sure to care for her and love her every chance she gets

>>17853090
The cutest.
Falling asleep in that big, soft pile of pudgy mice would be fantastic.

Kinda want to get them in small maid uniforms with too small skirts.

>>17853090
>The one at the end of the line is masturbating angrily while waiting for her turn, grumbling about how Smash balls are bullshit

>>17853101
The only way to even it up is to have the last winner play with an extra large vibrator in that's set on max.

>>17853094
My brushing technique is nearly perfected!

>>17853090
a few months later they all join the smash championship

>>17853108
Very well, candidate. Your time starts now.

>>17853113
Would be hectic running from match to match and cheering them all on, although it would be worth it.

Win or loose, I'd shell out for an extra large cheese pizza for all of them, along with a smaller jalepeno and pepperoni one for me.

>Come home to see kiki greet happily while cleaning.
>Show her the roombas you bought, saying this will "make life easier"
>She drops everything and goes to you.
>She begs not to be replaced and that she could do better.
>Cries about not wanting to be thrown out and not be left alone
>Explain that the roomba will HELP her, and ease her hard work.
>Shortly after, she smiles, and gives an awkward laugh, asking to forget what she said.
>The next day, find your trashcan filled with roombas that have been hammered, chopped, watered and fried

Let's see you make wholesome version of these >>17853082

>>17853122
>the next year is even more hectic when you’re running to each match while pushing an extra large wheelbarrow full of maus daughterus

>>17853128
Always be open to explain things to your kiki. Don't scare or bulli her

>>17853132
That it would be, although it would be worth it.

I imagine there would be quite a bit of whispering at my heavily pregnant wives playing though.

>>17853128
Welp. That's a spanking.

>>17853119
How many times will I have to retake this test before the instructor realizes I just have a crush on her?

>>17853128
I am but a simple mobile poster and do not have that power yet.
Whats a decent image drawing and manipulation app for iPhone? I want at least the power of paint, if not Gimp

>>17853148
None. The recourse involves you marrying your instructor.

>"Young Master, don't you think the chain is a bit much?"
>"You followed me into the bathroom!"
>"Yeah, and? As your bodyguard I have to be with you at all times in case someone tries to rape you."
>"YOU tried to rape me!"
>"Which only proves my point that you could be attacked at any time. That's why I will be sleeping with you in your bed tonight."
>"Absolutely not. You are not sleeping in my bed."
>"...So you're saying you want to do it in my bed? It's not very comfortable, ya' know."
>Anon palms his face in frustration
Such is life with a monster girl bodyguard

>>17853199
>"Yeah, and? As your bodyguard I have to be with you at all times in case someone tries to rape you."
>"YOU tried to rape me!"
>"Which only proves my point that you could be attacked at any time. That's why I will be sleeping with you
I'm laughing way too much at this.

There exists an alternate universe where there's a glum, lonely, busty Mershark whose boobs slow her down so she can never catch a husband and all the other Mersharks bully her.

Spider Kingdom and Harpy Kingdom might be at war, but at least there's good relations between Snag Pussy Kingdom and Harpy Kingdom.

>>17853214
>that little snek wagging her tail
Why are wiggling snek tails so cute?

>>17853219
My biggest question is where did they find baby-snek-sized jewelry?

>>17853214
I wanna bridge the gap between the spider and Harpy kingdoms!

>>17853219
Because it’s an action usually only found in mammals that we’ve learned means friendliness. It’s adorable to us to see that same action applied elsewhere. See also: Disney Horses Acting Like Dogs

Need more smart wurms

>>17853232
Don’t believe the media’s lies! The war is manufactured! Harpies and spiders have no reason to not get along!

>>17853239
Isn't that like asking for Ryus to be popular?

>>17853245
Ryu are doin' fine there, really.
It's Wyverns and Sea Whores you should be concerned for.

>>17853251
Wyverns are cute. Sea whorses not so much.

Winter is coming.

>>17853226
The busband made them. He's not just a walking bag of semen, you know?

>>17853233
Oh. That makes sense.

Good thing real snakes made a really threatening sound when they wag their tails.

>>17853253
And soon you will be too.

>>17853262
>Good thing real snakes made a really threatening sound when they wag their tails.

>>17853252
>he doesn't want an Otohime Sugar Momma

>>17853268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i1XZc8ZwA

>>17853268

>>17853275
Nope. I'd rather have a tanuki even.

>>17853251
>Sea Whores
Do not call the cute sea-dragon-horses that.

>>17853275
I don't know why, but Otohime's are one of the few monster girls I'd be willing to get sugar momma'd by. It just feels right.

>>17853310
>cute
In those hags' dreams.

>>17853313
But i like those hold hags!

>>17853275
Why are baby crazy sugar momma Tanukis the absolute best?

I want to fuck the sluttiest slut who ever spread her legs. I bet her slimy, sloppy, loose pussy feels amazing after taking thousands upon thousands creampies.

>>17853325
Because you're a slut.

>>17852819
MOLEST THE EARS, CONQUER THE NORTH.

>>17853325
>baby crazy sugar mommas the absolute best
Because having a CC that pampers you and only expects you to impregnate her more times than you can count is a good life.

>>17853094

>>17853399
>her face when

>>17853094
What I lack in technique I hope to make up for in passion.

>>17853405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

>Fox continuously failing you on the Mofu Test
>Spend months doing the most grueling training, jabbing your hands into hot coals, into waterfalls, etc
>Phantoms making it seem like one of those dramatic training montages out of boredom
>Perfect the Flowing Mofu Fist technique
>Her face when the slightest brush on the underside of her tails leaves her panties wetter than Houston after Harvey

Oh shit I just remembered I had a dream about a Wight tricking and fucking me.

Remember to stay away from cute human girls that you meet at an amusement park, anons. If they start leading you away with flirting and things like that run away. It'll be too late when she promisses a special type of entertaiment before revealing herself and leglocking you.

>>17853434
>Getting leglocked by a Wight
Why am I supposed to stay away, again?

>>17853325
How can they be the best when the exact opposite, recreational sex with loli foxes, is the best?

>>17853442
Because there was an extra pair of glowing red eyes in the dark corner of the room. I don't know if it was her sister or something since I woke up though.

You died

>>17853199
>No strongfat minotaur that claims she's my bodyguard and moves into my house.
>Follows me to work to keep an eye on things.
>Plays vidya and some TT games with me while keeping watch.
>Joins up in the DnD group only to play a barbarian or fighter that is always my ingame bodyguard even if I'm playing a peasant background.
>Gets mad that she can't come on the ice when I play hockey and I'm goalie.

Would be fun.

>>17853451
I was actually waiting for something like this ever since I first saw that attack.

>>17853444
Please son lolis can’t hold a candle to lovely CC’s, it’s like they’re made for breeding and marriage.

>>17853451
>>17853492
Remind me, what is this?

>>17853445
>Anon got raped by Wight twins
I wish I had monster girls dream.

>>17853496
Enemy from Dark Souls 3, before the Abyss Watchers. They have a highly damaging attack where they jump on your shoulders and either claw or mess with your head.

>>17853493
I enjoy both.
And impregnating a loli is a sign of status for her.

>>17853503
No. Lolis are NOT FOR SEXUAL.
They are for protecting and giving headpats while helping them with homework, and showing up to their softball games and cheering for them no matter how bad they are!

>>17853510
>No. Lolis are NOT FOR SEXUAL.
Maybe if you're gay

>>17853510
An you're sure about this?

>>17853510
You can do all that and still put a bun in her oven.

>>17853516
Elins are for spanking!

>>17853444
My sort of fox.
>>17853510
The Sabbath says otherwise.

>>17853510
How can one person be so wrong?

>>17853526
Lolihags fuck off my lawn.

>>17853510
Lolis are absolutely for sexual with their childhood friends.

what do you feel about this monster girl I had a dream of

>plush raggedy doll girl
>loli sized
>has sown down buttons for eyes
>her lips and mouth were both sewn together with needle teeth
>just enough space for her to open her mouth to talk and eat
>her anatomy are anatomically but of fabric
>skin is a pale grey silk
>hair is human and it's long enough to cover her face like the japanese ghost she is
>lungs were sponges, bones are calcified rope, her nerves are nylon
>her veins and arteries are just red and blue woolen strings
>with the heart being a ball of yarn pumping inky blood
>any form of dangerous physical contact like a cut or stab is ticklish and pleasurable for her
>playful teasing mostly involves goring her up as she laughs in ecstasy and soaking the bed in ink

It was straight out of a creepy waifu thread on /d/ I always go to and I loved it

>>17853558
Or their fathers!

>>17853561
Or any male figure in their life they respect, really.

>>17853561
No.

>>17853566
Yes!

>>17853559
>needle teeth
BITEJOBS
I
T
E
JOBS

She sounds p. cute.

>>17853558
Human boys of their age don't have the lust required to pound loli pussy at the time the monstergirls start wanting it, they need dicks from the other side of the age gap.

>>17853589
They do if they're hanging around monsters. The benefits of DE.

>>17853535
Lolihags are the best lolis though.

>>17853589
It's better to just let them grow up though.

>>17853589
That's why lolimonsters derive such enjoyment from taking boys' virginities. It's what makes them pair up with their agemates effectively, and also what makes slutty lolis so keen to eat up older virgins.

>>17853595
Lolihags bullied my daughteru into homelessness. They can fuck off and die.

>>17853598
They'll still grow up, just with lots of happy memories of a bigger and older boyfriend guiding them through the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>17853639
No, let them grow up normally to the age of 16 where they can release all those years of sex upon a dude of their age. Highschool sex and romance is the best.

>>17853253
What do insect types and reptile types do doing winter? Is it something special or is it as simple as the succubus half does away with their cold blooded tendencies?

>>17853683
>reptiles
You are now a living daki and heater. That is your job now.

>>17853683
Knowing KC I'd reckon it's something like not complete cold blooded Ness but they want to spend extra time wrapped up close with their husband

>>17853695
I would love a super soft snake to use me as her daiki

>>17853713
>Anon is a homestay for an Apophis from those newly discovered portals.
>It's her first ever winter and she's shivering because she's used to the desert heat on top of the fact that that chubby snake is still wearing her traditional garb.
>Even after anon gives her a sweater, a space heater and several layers of blankets,
she still pulls him in to snuggle him for warmth.
>She won't explain why her face is getting so flushed even as he frets that she might be heating up too much.

>>17853695
>When dragons use the cheap, cold blooded excuse to transform you into a daki so they can cuddle you even more

>>17853723
The cutest.
Chubby grape snake may, in a way, look forward to winter.

>>17853128
Tell your kiki she is a magical girl of hygiene and roomba-kun is her fairy partner who will help her fight grimy crime. Hopefully she'll accept the little thing

>>17853723
I love this kind of Grapesnake so damn much.

>>17853647
That's a lot of years of being denied potentially being romantically loved and lewded, wishing that on a monstergirl is pretty cruel. A young man is the best match for a loli monster, there's no denying it. A wiser and reliable boyfriend/husband to give her both emotional support and the rides of her life.

>>17853723
>>17853730
The comfiest life.

>>17853734
>>17853738
Don't forget that skin contact is the best way to share heat, so she'll probably share her sweater with you so you can cuddle closer.

>>17853752
She'll keep your head nestled bewteen her big plump breasts under her sweater while her face is secretly ahegaoing from the close contact

>>17853752
Cute, although she'd need an awfully big sweater to pull that off comfortably.

>>17853759
Not Ahegaoing anon. Blushing. And she'd actually have your head nestled right beneath hers sticking out of the top of the sweater.
Her thoughts at the moment would be a cacophony of joyous squeals at having you so close.
Imagine when her Pharaoh rival finally moves to the new world only to find she's become a complete cuddleslut who's uninterested in their rivalry.

>>17853775
She'd probably learn how to use the computer so she can special order an extra large snuggling sweater.

>>17853559
>needle teeth
>anatomy porn
This shouldn't make me diamonds but it did

>>17853751
That it is, anon. I wouldn't even try to comfront her about it just because dragonic cuddles are too good to pass on. Plus it makes wife happy so that's a huge bonus too.

>>17853796
She'd probably turn into a NEET if she did that, and she'd need bigger sweaters for other reasons.

>>17853749
Nah, they can handle it. Makes sex even better since they are ripe for picking and the most active they'll ever be.
Kids deserve to be with other kids, living non lewd adventures and learing about life by themselves.

>>17853836
Oh no, she could never be a NEET anon.
After all, she's already got some names written down in her diary for when she's a housewife.

Hi Anons!

I know that some of these commissions have probably been posted here before. But I just wanted to repost them to you guys, they're commission I have got of my wife and I think they look stunning, two of which were gifts from a very good friend of mine, which I am very thankful for!

I can't explain to you guys how perfect she looks in these! I hope to be getting more of my wife soon!

https://imgur.com/a/cezjx

>>17853846
She'll be my NEET wife then.

>>17853860
Nice armor

>>17853860
Thanks for sharing! This also reminds me a few months ago when waifu talk was at their peek.

>>17853861
She's probably got enough riches stored away to live comfortably for the rest of her life anon.
That way you can focus more on BREEDING with her.

>>17853899
Can do.
Gonna have a bunch of grape snakes waiting for me at home.
She's gonna look like she's been bred all day every day

>>17853841
Lewd adventures are what the monsters want, though. They still would obviously have monster friends of their own age, and no doubt the friends who have no experience would be prone to excitedly bombarding the ones that have boyfriends with all kinds of questions.
>succubus proudly boasting about everything
>fox flustered out of her mind and looking at the floor while her friends keep asking her details about what kinds of lewd stuff she's done

Shit grapesnakes. Canon rapey semi-yandere grapesnake a best.

>>17853860
Some day I will have money to do commissions of my waifus. Til then I dream.

>>17853860
Those are nice, it's really nice seeing MGE girls in outfits besides their default profile ones. Gives them more life and makes them seem more interesting and unique instead of just being a rehash.

>>17853953
I wish we saw more hair colour or hairstyles.

https://pastebin.com/uirwKXBJ
As promised, Nurse Dark Slime. This is a snippet from the follow-up to my previous story, meant to ultimately lead into future stories. This is also my first time writing lewds with a name attached.
Tags: Nurseplay, slimeplay
Questions, comments, and critiques are welcome.
Since this is just a snippet, there are obviously several points that are not fully discussed within this segment of the larger story

https://imgur.com/a/RDUso
A man of fine taste.

>>17853937
It's kind of ironic you mention grape snakes because for the past two days ( most likely due to the full moon ) I've been considering writing one of my grape snake's getting the happy ending she deserves.

>>17853948
I hope you do soon!

>>17853958
Speaking of hair colour there is another anubisfag who's wife has a dark green hair colour!

Imagine any MG species. Your favorite, least favorite, whatever.

Imagine they find an abandoned human male infant

What do they do with it? If they decide to raise it, what difficulties would they face?

>>17853999
>Dragon taking care of a baby
Overly protective mom that panics a bit everytime she is out of her sight, may raise him up to be her perfect husband if she's too haughty.

>>17853860
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you have a very cute waifu anon!

>>17853999
Sell it on the black market and get really super filthy rich!

>>17853975
do it

>>17853999
Train him to be her husband or give him to another noble friend of her for the same reason.

>>17853999
Raise him as an honorary goblin and treat him like her little brother until he's old enough to be her husband.

>>17853971
>Not Rise and Slime
0/10
No but seriously, it was pretty good, but you need to work on your spelling, the first sentence spelled quiet wrong.

An angry Weresheep attacks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3aAtNK8Sk

>>17854051
this begs for the answer
How does a human achieve the honorary monster status?

>>17854152
Becoming an incubus.

>>17854156
An incubus?

>TFW I accidentally told my shoggoth that the "Mastah Accent" was annoying and not funny.
>TFW I almost made her cry, but she's speaking properly now.
>TFW I still feel guilty for putting it out wrongly.

>>17854159
A mge incubus.

>>17854161
Dass rayciss!

>>17854159
Samael get out

>>17854152
>>17854159
Newfag alert.
Also, Silent Hills Incubus is more like an Incubus in name only.

>>17854164
How do they even look like?
Just noticed that the incubus I posted has boobs, so he's actually not an incubus.

>>17854124
>quite instead of quiet
Goddamn son of a fucking whore!! How the fuck does MS Word not catch a goddamn part-of-speech issue. It's an adverb versus an adjective in a declarative phrase! Only one of those makes sense. FUCK!!
Fixed

>>17854156
an incubus is already one.

>>17854161
give her grape soda

>>17854171
Like a human. The only thing that changes is that he is more lusty and more resistant, he pretty much gains the stats of the monster he's fucking.

>>17854171
like a nomral person
in the mge setting incubi are basically humans+

>>17854171
Human men.

>>17854177
Gotta fuck 'em all?

>>17854180
>>17854181
That's kinda disappointing.

>>17854182
Just lurk some more you shitter.

>>17854171
>>17854182
How new are you

>disappointing
Monsterboyfag get out

>>17854159
that's Baphomet you silly

>>17854182
You can't fuck em all. Monsters tend to go for unmarried guys and they might ignore you if you have too many wives.

>>17854199
But incubuses are still male in the MGE setting, right? Are monsters still interested in creatures that aren't humans?

>>17854194
Almost, but not quite.

>>17854205
Stop responding to this fag, he definitely needs to lurk more or go read the wiki.

>>17854173
I know, right? And it'll always try and give you shit for the stupidest crap, like "redundant phrasing."

>>17854199
>You can't fuck em all.
what if you tap into the speedforce?

>>17854205
Just fuck off and gander through here you mongoloid.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page

>>17854207
Yeah, yeah, "how dare people be curious and ask questions!! They should know everything!!!"

>>17854182
honestly i was kinda expecting incubized husbands to vaguely resemble their wives like a husband to a werewolf would be hairy around the fore arms n legs and the hair on the sides of his head would be messy enough to barely resemble wolf ears

>>17854216
Look, read a little about the setting before you post your questions here.

>>17854216
>being THIS assblasted your newfag brethren are getting blown out like the retards they are

>>17853999
He'd get adopted immediately by the shrine she belongs to.
There they will raise him to be the ideal husband and a master of brushing. They'd have a truce on him till he's about 16, then it's a free-for-all.

Dullahans Should be capable of building muscle pretty quickly since they are the main fighting for the demon army. So they might even rival ochimishas in their of "fitness". This is great since I don't want to go to zinpagu to look for my muscled undead waifu.

>>17854239
ochimisha is on a quest,
a quest of great destiny

>>17854239
As long as you cum in her enough anything can be muscled.

>>17854235
4>6>5>1>2>3

>>17854235
>They'd have a truce on him till he's about 16, then it's a free-for-all.
Tis gonna be one hell of a birthday party.

>>17854235

sounds like it'd be a chaotic time at the shrine for him

>>17854235
I can see it, with a large group of foxes counting the days until he's fair game.

You're not still scared of the water are you?

Don't worry, I'm sure you can date one of those yokel mermaids who swim up rivers.

>>17854246
Yeah but that would take a lot of time, I want my waifu to be able to beat all other in a Strong-Women competition.

>>17854254

I can swim just fine but swimming in waters that have MGs in them seems like a bad idea.

>>17854249
4's definitely the winner there.

>>17854252
>hey miss, why is my birthday so heavily marked on the calendar this time?
>she just smiles at him with a look halfway between adulation and a lion staring down a steak

>>17854235
Exposed shoulders please.

>>17854254
>You're not still scared of the water are you?
I once saw a commercial as a kid where this person is stuck inside a room that filled with water and is drowning,
I think it was an anti drug addiction commercial(some sort of metaphor) but I had recurring nightmares of that afterwards.

>>17854254
I wonder if huge, muscly men sit on top of waterfalls waiting for salmon girls to jump at their arms.

>>17854254
Well there are sweet water sharks, so I guess finding best girl in a river wouldn't be impossible.

>>17854266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J66met6SDi4

you mean this right?

>>17854275
yeah,I fucking hated those nightmares.

>>17854275
Wow. Nice way to impress kids into not doing drugs. Reminds of the safety belts PSA in my country, where a kid would jump from the window and you would get a voice saying "not putting your seatbelt is like jumping from the third floor".

Fourth floor for our Americans friends.

>>17854281

Yeah I think I've seen that one too

I have a weird obsession with watching PSA videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AegsJYtwccw

>>17854289
>Yeah I think I've seen that one too
Doubt so, it was a French one. Unless your obsession goes for foreign PSA.

>>17854028

>>17854289
I wouldn't mind having a monkey on my back.