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Collar edition

>> No.17815790
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First for hellwans.

>> No.17815791
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Kej butt

>> No.17815795

Close call on this one.

Also, maids are olev. Be they feathers, sludge, or black of night with eyes of flame.

>> No.17815797

Be sure to stock up on enough candy anons!

>> No.17815798

so you guys have any plans for Halloween?

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>> No.17815800

>>17815791
Ya know, I love girls with long beautiful hair and the many hairstyles they can do with it, but for some reason I just don't care about Kejs, even though they would be perfect for it.

>> No.17815802
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>>17815798
The same thing I do every holiday: drink alone. Wish I had someone to spend the day with. The usual.

>> No.17815808

>>17815797
All the Winterstown kids will trick or treat on White Horns so they can carry more candy, and I'm the house that gives full size Reeses Cups

>> No.17815811
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I will become a strong adventurer and save a half dragon from bullies!

>> No.17815812
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>Having a “room” ready for when they obtain a man is considered part of proper succubus' etiquette. Some will make a bedroom in their home beforehand and link it with teleportation magic, while others will prepare a room at the location where they are lurking. Powerful succubi can even create another dimension on a small scale and take their men there.

>The idea is a room that a man should return to, so naturally it may be a comfortable room with a calming atmosphere, the kind of place where one would feel like staying, or it may be overflowing with a sensual atmosphere, illuminated by alluring lights with pleasant, sweet smelling incense burning, to get a man in a horny mood. These bedrooms, decorated and arranged by succubi dreaming of having sex with their future husband, largely reflect the peculiar tastes of each individual.

Now it may say that it reflects the tastes of the individual succubus, but assuming that she was taking your own desires and personality into account, what sort of room would a succubus make for you? What pre/post-coital activities would it cater to?

Mine would have a very nature-based theme. A room within a huge tree or cavern but with enough windows or shafts to let a lot of light in. A huge, very comfy bed in the middle, with huge fish tanks and other enclosures for various creatures set up on the walls and perhaps even the floors and ceilings for observation as we cuddle after sex.

>> No.17815815

>>17815802
I mean the thread itself, for here.

>> No.17815817

>Someone made a thread 15 seconds late
>It's also a hellwan image
Clearly hellhounds are love.

>> No.17815818

>>17815788
All humans should wear collars. It doesn't matter if they're a sub or not, they all need to feel the relief of being owned by someone who owns and loves them completely.

>> No.17815823
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>>17815800

To each his own

>> No.17815825

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep an eye out for that cyclops at work.

That big, blue cutie has been working in her forge for a long, long time. on something....along with looking at you.

>> No.17815831

>>17815818
maybe yours should be attached to a rope and hanging from the ceiling.

>> No.17815832

>>17815818
>they all need to feel the relief of being owned by someone who owns and loves them completely.

you don't need a collar for that.

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>>17815825
I'll be sure to impregnate her at first opportunity.

>> No.17815837

>>17815798

I'll be working on Halloween so no.

>> No.17815838

>>17815812
Where is this from? Is that from the preview page of world guide 3 or some sort of new Q&A thing?

>> No.17815839

>>17815818
You don't need to be owned to be loved completely. One could argue that subs of simple disposition are more inclined to show love.

>> No.17815841

>>17815798
Usually the busiest night of the year for me. Looking forward to it, actually.

>> No.17815844

>>17815812
Hmmm. A large bedroom, with plenty of silk and cushions. The colors and lighting would be very warm and give it a very sensual feel, and there would be a big bed of course. It would be the sort of relaxing place perfect for tender cuddlesex.

There would also be a small pool and tentacle pit.

>> No.17815845

>>17815798
I didn't at first, but then I got the capcha bridge, and i have some new plans.

>> No.17815846

>>17815841
You work at a candy/decoration/costume store?

>> No.17815847

>>17815846
No, he's a child molester. This is the only day of the year kids buy the whole "I have candy" schtick.

>> No.17815848

>>17815812
A large, pretty sparse space. Only noteworthy things would be a large bed for us both, and a large window covered by a veil overlooking a nice scenic view of a town/city below. The sparsity helps to keep my attention focused on her alone, while providing a soothing and comforting environment for gentle physical and mental healing

>> No.17815850
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17815851

>>17815846
Deliver pizza, actually.

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Disposition: Cruel.

>> No.17815855

>>17815815
Oh. Well I'm writing something. I didn't plan it being a Halloween thing, but it might end up being finished around them.

>> No.17815861

>>17815851
That's interesting. Why would orders pick up on Halloween? They don't celebrate Halloween where I'm from.

>> No.17815865

>>17815861
halloween parties?

>> No.17815866
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>>17815788
Fug, now it won't let me delete the thread I made. Oh well. Hellhounds a best.

>> No.17815870

>>17815838
http://mgewiki.com/w/Succubus_Notebook

>> No.17815874

>>17815861
This >>17815865 if it's on weekends especially. Mostly it's parents saying "fuck it" either before or after taking the kids out.

>> No.17815875

>>17815870
Holy FUCK how the hell did I miss this? How old is it?

>> No.17815880
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>>17815817
They are objectively the best girls.

>> No.17815881

>>17815853
I'd watch her bully some penguins. Then bully her womb

>> No.17815885

>>17815875
>Revision as of 22:51, September 23, 2017 (27074)

>> No.17815889

>>17815875
Check the "Recent News" section on the front page every so often,, it's updated when new important stuff comes out.
They also added a blog a few weeks ago that has updates every month: blog.mgewiki.com

>> No.17815896

>>17815885
Okay. Man I feel stupid for missing this when I try and keep up on all the fluff/setting stuff.
> For succubi, cowgirl is the most basic position, and they have evolved in a manner suitable for it.
I could not get more hard

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>>17815875
I think KC released it when he wasn't able to get World Guide 3 ready in time for summer.

Monster Girls Redux has been translating it a few pages at a time for a few months now. Just a couple pages left.

>> No.17815901

>>17815896
>Touching the heart shaped tip area becomes a thing which is equivalent to courtship behavior and a marriage proposal to a succubus.
I want a succubus to wrap her tail around me thinking she's going to seduce me only for me to bring the tip to my lips and give it a kiss while staring into her eyes

>> No.17815903

>>17815901
This breaks the succubus.

>> No.17815904

>>17815896
Glad you found out about it, its basically like a mega profile for the succubus race, covering a ton of interesting things. If only we could get even half this kind of detail from more of the MGE races.

>> No.17815905

>>17815901

Don't forget to play with her tail and rub one her horns during sex.

>> No.17815925

>>17815896
The details on horn grabbing was my favorite.

>> No.17815933
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Hey anons. Im planning on commissioning another art, after the muscle Ochimusha commission is done. I decided on doing a muscular Hellhound bouncer commission. Here are some of the options for you to vote on, I posted it in the last thread but the thread got archived very soon after, so I fear not everyone interested got their chance to vote:

A) Hellhound bouncer is feeling up the guy, like how bouncers at times to to check people are not armed, the guy gets an erection, she grabs him by the shirt, lift him to her level and kiss him passionately while lifting him, then carry him off to the security room to rape him.

B) Some girls want to rape the guy or are looking hungrily at him, the guy asks the Hellhound to protect him, she kiss him and carry him to the security room to rape him.

C) The guy confess to the Hellhound, maybe give her a bouquet of flowers or something, she blush, lift him, kiss him and rape him.

D) The guy just starts to lick and touch the Hellhound's abs, she lifts him by the shirt looking at him as if she is about to beat him up, then kiss him and rape him in the security room.

E) First scene Hellhound is flexing her muscles saying "Do you feel safe?". Then next scene again lift him and gives him a hot scene. And the final scene she is having sex with him.

F) Same as D, but rather than lifting him and kiss him like the other scenes. The next scene after the abs licking is her showing off her muscles, naked, to turn him on more and the final scene having sex with him

G) The guy just spanks the Hellhound bouncer in the ass or gropes her, she then lift him, kiss him and rapes him.

>> No.17815938

>>17815880
It's a shame, since I love their design a ton but I dislike the roughplay quite a bit.

>> No.17815944

>>17815812
Massive, multi-leveled hot tub, with hot water in the top level and more tepid water at the lower levels which have a waterfall going into it.
Room is dark but many different lights both in the water and throughout give it a look like a downtown street at night.
The bed itself would be very large of course, and pillows set in such a way that it sort of sucks you in to the center.
Glass barriers everywhere too, as separators and dividers of various sections of the room.
And of course a minibar in one corner for pre-coitus drinks and lounging.

>> No.17815948

Here’s an idea:
>A vampire adopts a clumsy young lad and uses him as a lightweight blood bag until he gets old enough
>She simply laps it up when he falls and scrapes his knee or accidentally cuts himself
>He even gets a French kiss every time he flosses

>> No.17815951

>>17815933
Just fuck off and pick one you got plenty of feedback last thread already
Get your little fruity muscle pic and stop clogging up the thread about it

>> No.17815953
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>you will never see Miia tenderly loved

>> No.17815955

>>17815933
C.
>>17815951
Fuck off. I missed the end of the last thread.

>> No.17815957

>>17815933
Holy shit is this the same guy that had that 99/100 autism hellhound story where he like went to some shitty indie band concert with his brother and felt the need to write a novel explaining the whole dream to the thread

I bet you're either the patheticfag too or some sort of other complete autismo that's cropped up recently

>> No.17815962

>>17815957
Its a hellhoundfag, autism goes without saying

>> No.17815964

>>17815933
B

>> No.17815967

>So many exotic and fantastic options in monster girls out there
>Still wouldn't mind having a nice succ in my life

>> No.17815971

>>17815967
What kind of succ?
Total Lewdie?
Nerdybuss?
Girl-Next-Door?
Or just a earnest, happy, nice girl Succ?

>> No.17815974

>>17815967

there's nothing wrong with wanting a succubus

>> No.17815980

>>17815957
he's also the guy who got those muscleman ochimusa pics commissioned

>> No.17815981

>>17815933
C

>> No.17815984

I want to corrupt a kikimora by making her play loads of grind heavy video games

>> No.17816004

>>17815971
Nerd succ.

>> No.17816005

>>17816004
So like Shycubus! Are you The Guy?

>> No.17816006

>>17815812
Honestly it would be the girliest looking room then. Tons of girly decorations and frill. And nothing smells nicer than a clean girls room. Just make the lights purple and its perfect, I would never want to leave.

>> No.17816007

>>17816005
The Guy?

>> No.17816010
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>>17815967
Can you imagine how hard it would be to be a teacher in a world with succubi running around?

>> No.17816015

>>17815984
I would make the Kiki play technical RPGs with precise min-maxing
I would make the Shog play FPSs and wear an open mic.

>> No.17816018

>>17815971
Damn, they all sound good. Even some combination therein would be amazing

>sweet nerdy gall nuzzles up against you in between your arms
>her tail wraps around your waist, keeping you close
>her hands brush along yours, holding them gently before shifting them along her body
>as you trace her curves and folds, she utters a moan that makes you rock hard
>she feels it, and moans more passionately in turn

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>>17815853
God damn, look at that fat ass tail.

>> No.17816023

>>17815853
>>17816019
I speak from experience. Do not trust this species of mere porpoise.

>> No.17816024

>>17816010
Considering I work in martial arts, jesus fuck, my balls would go blue within the day.

>> No.17816026

>>17816023
Agreed, Orcas are known to bully seals and penguins.

>> No.17816028

>>17815853
>>17816019
Really thick fat tails are great...

>> No.17816031

>>17815971
Casually lewd.
>Roommates
>Neither of you want to admit to your relationship
>Sucks you off every morning, only excuse is that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>Comes home at the end of the day and pulls your dick out right away,only excuse is that she had a long day
>Sleeps in the same bed, only excuse is that buying another mattress is really expensive
>Kisses you intimately all the time, only excuse is that she read somewhere that people get depressed if they go too long without physical intimacy
>Buys ridiculously erotic clothing and lingerie all the time, only excuse is that she wanted to know if it looked good on her and if it was easy to have sex in

>> No.17816032

>>17816026
I bet they put on a friendly face in public, even be really nice to people. But in private they act sadistically and attack their partners during 'training'.

>> No.17816033
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How possessive should a dragon be?

>> No.17816040
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>>17816031
Stop it, my dick can only get so hard.

>> No.17816042

>>17816033
>How possessive should a dragon be?
Extremely possessive if she is normal.
If MERE'd than shes just a slut only for you.

>> No.17816045

>>17816019
Would like to get trapped on a sliver of ice floating along with a Orcagirl circling around. She will either save me or bully me and its a win win either way for me.

>> No.17816049

>>17816033
Enough to bell somebody.

>> No.17816050

>>17816031
Damn, works especially well if she really goes all fucking out with her dress.
>Super slutty, SUPER lewd outfit, spike high heels, breasts bursting out of her bra
>fat booty flossed by a thong and not nearly covered enough by her skirt
>Simply walks up and lays on your bed opening a magazine
>"...Somethin' on your mind, anon?" as she rolls over, everything on display

>> No.17816055

>>17816031
What would it take to break through and get her to admit that she likes me. I want to turn this tsun little succ into a pile of blushing mush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LND5jgS2hE

>> No.17816065
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>>17815802
That's literally the album cover to My Bloody Valentine's Glider EP.

>> No.17816066

>>17816050
Would you let her sit on your lap and cuddle you when she's feeling down when she gets shot down?
When's she gonna learn that they can tell that her heart's not in it because she has a crush on you?

>> No.17816072

>>17816066
Absolutely.
>Succ comes home from a night out, I'm chilling with some movie on a few beers in
>She silently comes to sit down next to me on the couch
>Don't say nothing as to let her come to it if she wants to
>She sits silently for a while, then sighs and stands to head over to the bed
>Grab her wrist and gently pull her back down to sit in my lap, resting my arms around her shoulders and still just casually watching the TV
>Tell her plainly that she can do what she's gotta do
Then I do just that, let her do what she wants or thinks she has to do in the moment, and I guess we see where it goes from there.

>> No.17816082

I want to play fetch with my Kobold daughteru and a pair of my socks!

>> No.17816093

>>17815957
>Samefagging in an anonymous thread.
>Specially considering the guy about the Hellhound indie band was flatout talking with this guy in the last thread as a separate person
>Then proceed to double down and samefag twice in the same post
How do people get this retarded?

>> No.17816113

>>17815980
Fuck off, I loved those Ochi pics and Im going to be fucking pissed if the last Ochi pic he promised doesn't get posted. I just hope he takes the advice of the thread and implement it in subsequent following arts adding more soft parts. About fucking time we got at least 1 consistent muscle girl fag and artist when 99% of the rest are just tits and ass.

>> No.17816115

>>17816015
meanwhile the Automaton is actually cleaning the house.

>> No.17816118

>>17816113
Yeah I bet you like your musclemonsters without tits and ass.

>> No.17816121

>>17816072
She'll probably fall asleep in your lap and will need to be carried to her bed.
That's probably gonna be awkward considering she's likely dressed in a sluttier version of Morrigan's kinky leather winpose outfit.

>> No.17816124

>>17816113
dude, the tits and ass were the only thing that made them identifiable as women. It doesn't matter if you like muscles, that was just way too much. Are you sure you're attracted to monsterGIRLS?

>> No.17816126

>>17816082
Please do not wear the itan momen as a pair of socks. They develop weird tastes and fascinations.

>> No.17816129
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What's their appeal?

>> No.17816130

>>17815951
>>17815962
You fuck off anons. I missed the last posts and was raging when I thought I had missed the chance to vote.

>> No.17816132

>>17816121
I know exactly what you're talking about and that's exactly what I was thinking along those lines.
Then carry her to bed I would, trying my best not to wake her.
Though there exists the possibility she was always awake and holds onto my wrist as I did for her and tries to pull me into bed with her. Which I'd agree to silently.

>> No.17816133

>>17816130
Don't worry, we definitely believe you're a raging something.

>> No.17816136

>>17816129
She's cute

>> No.17816137

>>17816118
>>17816124
Yes, obviously all monster girls have tits and ass. My point is that 99% of artists and commissionfags dont add a iota of muscle and is all about tits and ass. Which is nice but its the only thing.

>> No.17816140

>>17816126
I'm shocked at how many parallels this scenario draws to bondage. Think about it,
>encased in leather
>plugged to maximum capacity
>bound and gagged
>tied up (specifically with shoelaces)
>forced to worship your feet
>all in public
Shit are ittan-momens secretly the lewdest monstergirl?

>> No.17816144

>>17816137
>nobody uses pepper in this dish I like, even though I love pepper
>better dump six pounds on top
Muscles are top tier anon, but those were bad pictures.

>> No.17816146

>>17816124
>the tits and ass were the only thing that made them identifiable as women.
Giving credit where credit is due to be fair the Minotaurus commission, that I think was done by the same artist, was hot as fuck. Easily among the best Mino fanarts in her entire gallery.

>> No.17816148

>>17816129
Corrupting into lewd beings

>> No.17816151

>>17816126
There are no Ittan momens here anon, just regular socks. Plus, wearing an Ittan momen would be intimate on per with sex and I am absolutely not about that NTR life.

>>17816140
They do have neat potential anon!

>> No.17816153

>>17816140
>Lilims hate her!
>This ditzy bitch is spending all day every day with her man inside her
>Click to find out how!

>> No.17816154

>>17816144
The Minotaurus one, was very nice anon. I cant find the pic but it was top tier.

>> No.17816157

>>17816154
>>17816146
I mean I can't exactly disagree with you if I don't see it.

>> No.17816159

>>17816132
But anon, consider that she might refuse to let go of you in her sleep, forcing you to cuddle her in her sleep.
And then when she wakes up she'll scream and blush.

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>>17816129
You have to pay the Troll Toll, to find out.

>> No.17816171

>>17816159
Can't say I wouldn't succumb to squeezing and heavily cuddling that hot succ back as I drifted off to sleep.
I'd hope I wouldn't wake up face first in her cleavage. At least if that would make her uncomfortable.

>> No.17816173

>>17816165
Confound your toll, Troll!

>> No.17816189

>>17816173
You've got to pay the Troll toll, if you want to get into that Troll's hole!

You've got to pay the Troll Toll, to get in!

https://imgur.com/a/FZDk5

>> No.17816195

>>17816157
Found it:
http://mgewiki.com/images/1/13/Minotaur14.jpg
Though Im not really sure if the artist is the same guy that did the Ochimushas.

>> No.17816199

>>17816171
I'd imagine after some shock, she'd be blushing like crazy and telling you that she never said to stop cuddling her.
She might even ask you to stroke her hair.

>> No.17816206

>>17816129
She's basically a hobbit by night and a lewd succubus by day, with a perfect hourglass body. Also, the prospect of living a comfy life innawoods.

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>I can pull a boat underwater you know

>> No.17816237

>>17816223
She's too small for that! Maybe once she grows older she can find a good husband from a boat.

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You guys better not be disturbing the harmony of fire, ice and lightning up there.

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This Wolf is gonna wolf down some chow!

>> No.17816368

>>17816352
I want to laugh and enjoy time by a fire with that wolf, as our chow cooks up

>> No.17816381

>>17816010
You trying to be the new slowpoke or something?

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Are there any Mofu Yakuza members in prison?

Do they run things there as well?

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>No giant red cobra to coil around me and take me to her mistress

>> No.17816412

>>17816382
You bet they do, so you'd better trim your shirt so it reveals your midriff, then offer yourself up to the Kumiho for protection from the more violent inmates.

>> No.17816453

>>17816382
Hope you like getting throatfucked by long lewd fox tongues anon. That Mofu Yakuza enforcer is going to make you her prison bitch.

>> No.17816493

Anybody remember that Anubis massage story? Where an anubutt is getting a massage and things turn lewd? Anybody have a link to that?

>> No.17816496

>>17816493
https://pastebin.com/Qf1tKpW5

>> No.17816502

>>17816382
They might be in prison, but they're treated even better than the prison's head.
If you see any fox with an extensive tattoo on her back get away quickly or else you will become mofu stress relief.

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>> No.17816529

>>17816518
>Double peace signs
>Exposed armpits
She is a slut who wants cum on her glasses.

>> No.17816533

>>17816529
Nazrin, aka the only popular mouse girl in anything.

>> No.17816536

>>17816533
Is she the one who has a cult following of sniffers?

>> No.17816538

>>17816536
Well, I think the sniffers would sniff any mouse, no matter how popular.

>> No.17816546

>>17816538
Yeah, I'd happily sniff any cute mouse girl.

>> No.17816552

>>17816546
>>17816538
An Anon who would sniff any mouse deserves nothing more than a mouse who would get sniffed by any man.

>> No.17816554
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>>17816546
What about a cute rat?

>> No.17816564

>>17816552
A mouse so enticing that all men wish to sniff her? Sign me the fuck up.
>>17816554
Close enough.

>> No.17816576

>>17816554
Rats are a perfectly fine option as long as you don't mind their tail.

>>17816564
Why don't you go sniff a flower girl instead? What is it with mice?

>> No.17816582

>>17816564
Are there any other rodent type girls that you would sniff?

>> No.17816590

>>17816576
Why would I go sniff a flower girl when I want to sniff a mouse?

>> No.17816599
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This is what perfection looks like.

>> No.17816607

>>17816599
Sexy squid mage.
Her best magic trick is making both your virginity and innocence disappear.

>> No.17816631
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l4AI6T0-isc

>mfw run across this and realize that headpat memes were legit
What? Why? How?

>> No.17816638
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>>17816631
Boop the snot!

>> No.17816645

>>17816631
Sharks want nothing more than affection and fishes.
If you want a shark girl to fall in love with you feed her and headpat her.

>> No.17816665
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>>17816115
This is how she dresses. She's never played a video game.

>> No.17816673
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>>17816665
I would come, rain of fire an fury, crashing down on her ass like it's Bikini Atoll and I'm a nuclear bomb.

>> No.17816689
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17816689

>>17816631
tfw when a mershark timidly asks for help removing a hook. She's scared to do it on her own, it hurts anon!

She definitely won't ravage you afterward in thanks. Maybe.

>> No.17816697
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>>17816689
I wish that game featured mersharks.

>> No.17816698

>>17816599
Is this lovely lady from a game or manga?

>> No.17816725
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17816725

How do you escape a dragon's claws?

>> No.17816733
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17816733

Mere human female

>> No.17816761
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>>17816698
From something called Noah Fantasy apparently, but that's all I know.

>> No.17816773

>>17816733
Selkie a cute.
Who's the artist for these anyway?

>> No.17816779

>>17816773
...
Dude...

>> No.17816798

>>17816779
Oh, are you the artist?

>> No.17816800

>>17816798
No.

>> No.17816807

>>17816800
Then what was the dude for?

>> No.17816820

>>17816733
Call her a human all you like, we'll see how much of a human she puts you in a headlock and drags you in her suit for some under frozen water sex.

>> No.17816869

>>17816725
You tell her you want to know more about her hoard and then run away. Though that will leave you with a panicking dragon pr a really mad one.

Both are cute and it's worth playing hide and seek with your dragon waifu.

>> No.17816877

Modern day fast food would ruin P'Orcs so hard that their ancestors would weep.

>> No.17816879

>>17816761
Tentacles + witchery = disaster

>> No.17816903

>>17815788
this picture is far less cute when you realise it's not for her

>> No.17816929

>>17816877
P'Orcs are made to be fattened and oiled up for human consumption.

>> No.17816936

>>17816903
That makes it cuter.

>> No.17816939

>>17816903
>her
Yeah, about that...

>> No.17816940

>>17816929
I know that I'd 'eat' a properly prepared P'Orc while she tells me about how great the warriors of her linage were.

>> No.17816944

>>17816940
Carefully prepared, but you have to take your time, then.

>> No.17816955

>>17816940
You're not eating her properly if she can still manage to talk, she should only be able to squeal like the swine she is.

>> No.17816958

>>17816944
Of course.
You gotta tenderize the meat slowly before you marinate it.

>> No.17816962
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>>17816958
>You gotta tenderize the meat
NO

>> No.17816965

>>17816955
I'm b78lding up to that.
The appetizer is a pig in a blanket before going whole hog

>> No.17816969

>>17816962
>What is a massage

>> No.17816977
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17816977

Ohayou, dude! Make sure you eat your breakfast!

>> No.17817002

>>17816965
Are you implying that one should first dabble with chubby piglets before diving into large hogs?

>> No.17817016

>>17816977
I'm actually doing that right now, dood. Make sure to eat breakfast too dudeanon.

>> No.17817022

>>17816807
Maybe it is the artist name?
There is a artist that is literally called "Nobody in Particular"

>> No.17817027

>>17817002
I wasn't but now I'm thinking one should, loli P'Orcs are quite the squealers.
An oneesan/imotou combo is nice

>> No.17817040
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17817040

>>17816879
A sexy disaster.

>> No.17817044

>>17816940
>Big, super soft P'orc munching away on a double McNuki burger with Super Sized drink and fries.
>"And then my great, great ancestor Olga Wrymslayer got her name after managing to beat a dragon in single combat and claim her hoard...Granted, things were a little weird at first when she moved in bug my cousins are pretty nice."
>She goes on to describe this ancestor as a musclebound brute that could heft a great-axe with one hand.
>This P'orc looks like she's never touched anything besides a fork
>Ask she mumbles "I should get a pie..." you can swear that somewhere her ancestor is screaming

>> No.17817063
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>you will never have a yandere onee san slasher
>she will never be enraged to see you hugging your gf.
>the next day all your buddies are dead.
Game over.

>> No.17817068

>>17817063
Good. The murderous yandere varieties are a shit.

>> No.17817069

>>17817063
I wouldn't mind a heavily muscled wight/zombie stalking me through the woods

>> No.17817096
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17817096

I actually like the gremlin girl a lot. She's very cute.

>> No.17817117

>>17817096
Watch out, Gremlins can't handle compliments from boys.

>> No.17817120
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17817120

>>17817096
Gremlins are absolutely adorable, they're smug but have good reason to be with what they're capable of.
I still want to see what happens when her machine malfunctions and turns on her.

>> No.17817127

>>17817096
A cute, although I'm going to aim for one with plenty of meat

>> No.17817138
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>> No.17817146

>>17817117
I wanna call her cute while she's working on her machines!

>> No.17817160
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17817160

>wake up
>villain MG OP
>every single post is about degenerate land or sea MGs
>last harpy profile was a million years ago
>literally nobody has talked about Siren, ever

I want an olde timey Siren to sing lewd songs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IqORm1uKN0

>> No.17817167

>>17817160

harpies aren't particularly popular around here.

>> No.17817168
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17817168

Are monster girl pirates a thing? What would they be like?
I bet they plunder booty and "booty"

>> No.17817170

>>17817146
That's the easiest way to get her to mess up somewhere and end up with her machine presenting her defenseless body to you.

>> No.17817174

>>17817160
You can't spank a siren, so meh.

>> No.17817180

>>17817174
I don't understand, you can spank anything that has an ass.

>> No.17817185

>>17817168
Their ship would be able to submerge like the Flying Dutchman.

>spoiler
Definitely. They raid coastal towns and other ships for men to marry as well as women to add to the crew.

>> No.17817187
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>>17817160
Hey, I've talked about Sirens a few times. Petite harpies with heavenly voices have their appeal for sure.
>>17817167
Jubjub has medium levels of popularity, the others are out of luck though sadly.

>> No.17817188

>>17817160
I would like a siren but the meat I want on that birb wouldn't make her a star

>> No.17817189
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17817189

>>17817167
Then we must cure the MG threads of their Harpyitis.

>> No.17817193

>>17817168

Man it would be awkward if a group of pirates attacked your ship but then a Kraken came along and kinda ruined things for the pirates by destroying the ship and sinking the treasure they have

>> No.17817196

>>17817174
>you can't spank a siren
You what?

Imagine their voice meant for singing, crying out in a mixture of pain and pleasure as their ass is struck. They're perfect for it.

>> No.17817198

>>17816237
>What are you gonna do? Sink my ship?

Quote from Kraken husbando

>> No.17817209

>>17817180
There's an Anon who spanked a Wurm and lived to tell the tale. He's probably still running away from her as we speak.

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>>17816237
>>17817198

>> No.17817214

>>17817196
I'm half-sold.

>> No.17817219

>>17817210
Krakens man, they are something else. Everything about her screams rough sex and I'd love to tap one.

>> No.17817226

>>17817210
>falling for the beak vagina trap

>> No.17817233

>>17817226
You don't have many options when she smashes your ship apart and drag you under.

>> No.17817237

>>17817209
I'm surprised people still remember that. Also let's not forget a Ryu's reversed scale was slapped as the chase took place as well.

Lamiass for life.

>> No.17817241

>>17817237
Big
Fat
Lamiass

Where can I find it in abundant amounts?

>> No.17817248

>>17817241

Not in this world.

>> No.17817265

>>17817174
You can always smooch them though. Their heads are perfect for it.

>> No.17817276

>>17817265
I'm sold. I'll boop the snoot and then kiss it.

>> No.17817284

>>17817276
Anon, no booping

>> No.17817289
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17817289

>>17817214
Now imagine teasing her about her image, asking her what her fans would think if they seen her being a slut for spanking.
Maybe even buying a microphone shaped vibrator and tying it to her pussy for extra humiliation while she's being spanked.

>> No.17817306

>>17817289
>An entire concert made from the sounds of an orgasming siren

How do I know when I've gone full deviant?

>> No.17817313

>>17815853
That is a fine lookin' orca

>> No.17817354

>>17817306
Please, that's perfectly normal.

>> No.17817406

>>17816045
Aquatic girls make the best bullies when you're in their element.

>> No.17817429

>>17817117
And what about gurlz?

>> No.17817438
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>tfw no childhood friend alp

>> No.17817446

>>17817438
MY GOD SHES CHOKING.
SOMEBODY DO THE HEIMLICH

>> No.17817447

>>17817284
WHY NOT?

>>17817289
I like you!

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>> No.17817450
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Last girls for the undead month, wish i could have done more of them but i'm just too lazy

>> No.17817452

>>17817447
A cooling earns a beatin!

>> No.17817454
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>>17817449

>> No.17817459
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>>17817449
smalltime

>> No.17817465

>>17817450
I never considered skindentation from mummy wrappings. Thank you for correcting that.

>> No.17817468

>>17817447
>I like you!
Always happy to spread the love of Sirens.
>>17817450
I think this is the first good piece of art of mummy, what a great way to end undead month.
>wish i could have done more of them
Every month is undead month if you want it to be.

>> No.17817470

>>17817450
That was a lot of cute undead, thanks Barb.

>> No.17817472
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17817472

Just imagine how ecstatic an undead would be when she finally revives her husband.

>> No.17817482

>>17817450
The mummies of the world thank you for this, during their periods of greater coherent thought that is.

>> No.17817494

>>17817450
Wew, thats a sexy mummy. If you get a wild hair, Phantom still needs literally anything.

>> No.17817501

>snek waifu gives you flu
>103 fever
>now she has a heated body pillow for the winter months

>> No.17817502

>>17817501
I can see my “dastardly” Apophis waifu doing this and then using it as an excuse for constant sexy nurse role play. Damn her thick lamiass not letting me get a word in.

>> No.17817511

Reminder that shark girls are sensitive to electronic and magnetic signals. If you bring your phone underwater with you, she may habitually nibble on it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XMxkRh7sx84

>> No.17817514

>>17817502
Lots of excuses about “extracting fluids” as she guzzles your dick dry with her coils wrapping her ass right against your face, eh?

>> No.17817551

I want to squirt yoghurt all over a loli Kikimora's face and call her a dirty girl.

>> No.17817552

>>17817511
>be watching tv
>shark imouto plops on the couch next to you, grabs one of your hands, and starts nibbling it
>you're fine with this since it makes her happy, though it gets a bit weird when she start licking your hand all over and sucking on your fingers
>but how can you tell her to stop when she looks at you with that shark-toothed smile?

>> No.17817554

The month is almost over friends, do you have any big writing/drawing/commissioning plans for November?

>> No.17817566

>>17817551
That's how you give a kikimora a bukkake fetish. She'll probably gather it all with her fingers and lick it up too.

>> No.17817567

>>17817554
Im going to try that nofap shit. Here’s to seeing if I last more than 12 hours.

>> No.17817568

Mist Continent Elves.

>> No.17817569

>>17817501
This sounds like something Shirohebis would be all about with their yan tendencies.

>> No.17817577

>take daughterus trick or treating
>dullahan daughteru 100% adorable as Marie Antoinette
>ushi daughteru cheesy as hell, but still adorable dressed as giant spider from Wild Wild West.

>> No.17817578 [SPOILER] 
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Amazonian
Cockatrice

>> No.17817579

>>17817554
Maritan is going to open up commissions so I'm waiting for that.

>> No.17817580

>>17817554
I've got one commission that will likely be finished today and another one that I started yesterday. Aside from the few requests that may or may not happen as usual, I have no other plans though I have been getting a minor urge to write again.

>> No.17817593

>>17817554
>writing
If I can motivate myself
>drawing
No
>commissioning
I've got one or two ideas, have to decide between them first.

>> No.17817594

>>17817578
What the fuck did they feed that thing?

>> No.17817596

>>17817578
He's a big guy

>> No.17817597

>>17817567
The trouble is getting past the three day mark. You’ll feel oversexualized the first 72 hours, after that your body and mind will adjust to the change better.

>> No.17817598

>>17817594
It probably killed a few mice or rats to supplement it's hearty diet of whatever it does eat at least.
Maybe smaller chickens too.

>> No.17817602

>>17817567
Thanks for reminding me, going to lewdpost extra hard in november to tease all the nofappers.

>> No.17817607
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>>17817602
Faggot cats must love November.

>> No.17817630
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>>17816631
>>17816645
>>17816689
>>17817511
>>17817552
Sharkgirls are cute! Cuuuuuuuute!

>> No.17817648

>>17817630
How much of a tsundere feeding frenzy will I be subjected to if I call her my sea puppy?

>> No.17817654

>>17817630
Mersharks are thick is what they are. Thiiiicccccc

>> No.17817658

>>17817602
Please don't this is already hard avoiding all the red boards.

>> No.17817659

After Latenight’s pouting Shoggoth picture, I now want a whole series of similar pouting expressions on all sorts of Monstergirls as a collection of images.
The “Husband, stop shitposting and come to bed” collection.

>> No.17817662

>>17817654
Nah, only the great whites, nurse sharks, and whale sharks are that, too varying degrees

>> No.17817665

>>17817567
let's give our best anon, think of it as training to seduction spells from undesired mgs.

>> No.17817671

>>17817665
>*to resits
Should drink this early in the morning.

>> No.17817682

>>17817659
>Cheshire: Babe, I cant really tease you in bed if you’re already mad coming into it.
>Ryu: Dear, there’s going to be a big electrical storm blowing through real soon if you don’t get off that box and get to bed.
>Wendigo: Awa, awa, Husband, no meat in the box! Bed now, no more box, bring meat!
>Holstaur: Honey, give it a rest. You’re going to end up saying what that sad looking pink thing always says if you don’t come to bed within the minute!
>Pharoah: [You will shut off the computer. You will join this one in bed now.] There, was that so hard love?

>> No.17817719

>>17817682
>Holst
I don’t get this reference.

>> No.17817720

Date ideas with a Kunoichi wife, go

>> No.17817723

>>17817719
>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.17817727

>>17817720
A trip to the spanking parlor.

>> No.17817735
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>>17817682
>Wendigo

>>17817662
Would injure myself underwater just to get tenderly cared for by a big nurse mershark.

>>17817648
The biggest. The body of water your new waifu(s) inhabit will be called the Redder Sea after all the vigorous mating and spirit energy releasing you'll be doing.

>> No.17817740

>>17817720
>>17817727
Shopping for an umbrella because it’s going to be raining smooches!

>> No.17817746

>Triple Weasels got almost no buzz
Even Tritonia has some posts once and a while still

>> No.17817748

>>17817746
Three girls at once is just too many anon.

>> No.17817754

>>17817746
80% of a monster’s staying power can be determined by the ease of which to type their name
I’m positive stuff like Karakasa-obake and Ittan-momen would be much more popular if they had simpler names

>> No.17817764

>>17817754
I love Karakasa-obake. They’re extremely cute and have a very pretty and unique design to me.

>> No.17817788

>>17817764
They’re like downgraded Kogasa though.

>> No.17817792

>>17817754
I'd mention Chochin-Obake too, literally has less art than Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.17817797

>>17817792
Who of the What now?

>> No.17817799

Does anyone else imagine Wendigos with sharp teeth similar to Kumiho? My waifu does.

>> No.17817812

>>17817799
Your waifu would be right. Wendigos love meat of all kinds and they need sharp teeth to eat it.

>> No.17817815
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>>17817746
They did get some fan art. I still wish translator anon would reappear and do the making of info.

>> No.17817820
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>>17817792
Originally translated as "pot devil." She's the shyer cousin of the mimic.

>> No.17817823

>>17817720
Forest outing

>> No.17817828
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>>17817792
On the plus side, Chochin-Obake has some nice writefaggotry

>> No.17817850

>>17817820
I like mimics, though I tend to prefer non-MGE designs.
“Girl wearing a box” doesn’t do a whole lot for me.

>> No.17817852

>>17815798
I plan to give out candy like those king size chocolate bars, mints and caramel bites.

>> No.17817867

>>17817720
Vent crawling.

Sex in the vents

>> No.17817879

>>17817867
What an exciting e-vent!

>> No.17817895
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFGIBcDtEk&t=4s

>You will never enter a dark mages shop to buy items for your journey

>> No.17817909 [SPOILER] 
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>you will never bang art

>> No.17817923

>>17817909
It's not worth being trapped in the painting.

>> No.17817941
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>>17817923
>trapped

>> No.17818000

>>17817138
And thank you for reminding me that I've had recurring thoughts of spending time with a dragon girl who appears young, but can change to mature when aroused or provoked

>> No.17818021

>>17817735
Just be careful, those nurse sharks can get awfully protective

>> No.17818022

I want a loli daughteru, but i'm afraid of being tricked by sabbath into gettig an old fake loli daughteru. How do i know if my loli is true loli?

>> No.17818036
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Hey guys I think there's something wrong with this cat waifu.

>> No.17818038
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17818038

>>17817879
NO

>> No.17818044

>>17818022
If she tries to get into your pants she's from the sabbath. You can also be present when your wife gives birth.

>> No.17818048

>>17818038
I understand if you’re mad. Just go punch a pillow or something if you need to vent.

>> No.17818052

>>17818021
I really wouldn't mind being fiercely cuddled by a big nurse mershark. It would be a fine thing to nuzzle her and be coddled by her, even if she keeps me in the aquatic hospital "for my own sake".

>> No.17818062

>>17818044
>If she tries to get into your pants she's from the sabbath.
Not necessarily anon, she could just be in heat!

>> No.17818063

>>17818052
Well, she needs to make sure the magic keeps you breathing, that your wounds are healing, and that no other girls are trying to use you in your injured state.

Just don't compliment her too much though, despite her tough talk, her heart is like that of Nurse uni

>> No.17818069
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17818069

How do you deal with this fact sea MG anons?

>> No.17818073

>>17818048
FUCK

>> No.17818074

>>17818069
Mamonimana means they don’t have to explain shit.

>> No.17818075

>>17818069
The fact that all sea MGs do have breasts.

>> No.17818080

>>17817923
>Implying you wouldn't be trapped in a comfy sub-dimension with fantastic colors and a nice house for you, your art waifu, and your art daughterus, just like that one Oblivion quest.

>> No.17818088

>>17818062
If you did a good job raising her she'll be trying to get into a boy's pants, not yours.

>> No.17818090

>>17818088
But if you do too good a job she'll only want to get into yours!

>> No.17818110

>>17818090
Nah, that means you did your job as her future husband and not as a father.

>> No.17818116

>>17818063
I'll compliment her as much as I like! I'll call her cute, beautiful, kind, smart with shining eyes, sexy in that tight white dress she's always wearing! I'll even whisper to her my lewd desires like holding her hand as we walk down the aisle to the sea bishop, or as she gives birth to our first child.

>> No.17818118

>>17818116
Anon no!
Her fragile, maiden heart can't take that!

>> No.17818127

>>17818118
Fragile it may be, but I'll make damn sure it won't be maiden for very much longer.

>> No.17818132

>>17818127
No!
She may be a tough talking Nurse but some things just aren't done!

>> No.17818151

For all my talk of undead love, I think that deep down Titty Momen might be the girl for me. I always get inexplicably excited when I'm able to wrap myself up in sheets and blankets.

Now, if there were an undead Ittan-Momen, whooo boy.

>> No.17818157

>>17818151
I don't think you can have a dead piece of cloth, but maybe a ragged one would work.

>> No.17818160

>>17818132
Why not? Are nurses not allowed to marry their patients? That would be tragic, that I would have to depart from her caring smile for even a day to woo her. It is a burden I am willing to undertake in my love for her, but I would rather propose to her from my hospital bed, and get to making our first litter of nurse mersharks.

>>17818151
Well, Ittan-Momen are technically unliving, being tsukomogami. By default they're undead, I suppose?

>> No.17818163

>>17818160
Well, if you feel that way, get her in the bed despite her protests and start the breeding

>> No.17818172
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>>17818163
Just as well there's an excellent gynaecology and maternity ward nearby, eh? That way I know exactly how many kids I'll have with her. If we get triplets or more in the first litter she gets vigorous head-and-belly-pats.

>> No.17818204

>>17818172
Keep going and she may be sporting octuplets.
Luckily, she's got impressive enough calcium cannons to feed them all.

She is a 'nurse shark after all

>> No.17818229

>>17817735
>Nurse Mershark
Is she dressed like a nurse from the 1940’s? If so I’m down.

>> No.17818236

>>17818204
I'll be sure to keep those cannons light as her belly swells. Gotta prevent backache from front-heavy udders.

>>17818229
Yes, it's the uniform for all nurse mersharks at the hospital. By the way, she has a single sister who's looking for a husband.

>> No.17818239

Alright anons you find your waifus computer, and all of her porn on it from before she met you, what’s the most weirdest thing (thread approved of course) she’s got up there?

>> No.17818240
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17818240

I want to see a satyros look offended when you give her low quality alcohol

>> No.17818242

>>17818236
>it’s the uniform for all nurse sharks
Brb gonna break my leg scuba diving.

>> No.17818246

>>17818240
Or even worse; give her a non-alcoholic beer.

>> No.17818250

>>17818240
> gives satyros nonalcoholic beer
>she then approaches you with a very scary smile
what do anons?

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17818268

>>17818240
she would just ram bottles of the good stuff down your throat

>> No.17818272

>>17818239
Probably princess (male). And no, I would not try it.

>> No.17818282

>>17818239
headpat gangbangs

>> No.17818289

>>17818229
>>17818236
How does clothing work for underwater races anyway? Special fibers? Who makes ‘em?

>> No.17818296

>>17818236
But anon, how could she get a sore back underwater?

>> No.17818297

>>17818250
You deserve it honestly.

>> No.17818299

>>17817438
Remember jhonny that moved away?
He just alped and is hiding from you

>> No.17818312

>>17818289
Well there's quite a variety and probably just as many sources of clothing. Mersharks for instance seem to mostly not wear clothes, and make decorations for themselves and others from their teeth and scales.

>> No.17818315

>>17818268
Stupid sexy, sultry Winegoat.

>> No.17818316

>>17818268
That braid is doing things to me...

>> No.17818319

Does your family know about your waifu?
Would you want them to know?

>> No.17818326

>>17818268
I love how a man getting seduced by a satyros gets compared to an innocent maiden in love.

And in this pic how she has her hand holding his chin, directing his gaze.

>> No.17818328 [SPOILER] 
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17818328

Real fae hours

>> No.17818330

>>17818319
No they don't, and only if she was real.

My therapist does know though, she says it's okay.

>> No.17818332

>>17818296
Shh it's just an excuse to suckle her sharks.

>> No.17818335
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17818335

>>17818328
>Hey! Listen!
>Hey! Listen!

>> No.17818337

>>17818326
How is it compared to an innocent maiden?

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17818344

Hey, fag, let me in! I'm a fairy!

>> No.17818346

>>17816554
Hinezumis are so hot! Thanks God KC actually put a workaround on her male martial artist requirement.

>> No.17818353

>>17818346
What if shower sex with a Hinezumi?

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>> No.17818361

>>17818344
https://exhentai.org/g/1134144/1bf8629e78/
https://exhentai.org/g/1134147/96dcbdc266/
Double dose of lamia, today's a good day.

>> No.17818362

>>17818353
Yes! Would, totally do.

>> No.17818376
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>>17818337
>The satyros, having a certain way with words, offers up a number of sweet, smart whispers. With those murmurings and kisses redolent of wine, her heady charms sweep away his heart and carry it toward her sex. Like an innocent maiden lost in love, the man becomes drunk on the tones of her pipe and the intimations of her affection, and lets her take him as if it were all a dream.

>> No.17818413
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17818413

MGs wearing Living Armor's made of cloth when?

>> No.17818420

>>17818361
Hot, but I'm glad the actual MGE shirohebi aren't that yandere. They wouldn't lock you up like that, at least not forever.

And the echidna one is good enough, but the fact we don't get to see the actual echidna having sex is a major strike against it, as is the sex focusing more on the incest than the monster girl aspect. Here's hoping for a sequel.

>> No.17818421
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17818421

>momster finds out about your masturbation habits
You wouldn't make her disappointed in you, right?

>> No.17818425

>>17818421
Source?

>> No.17818426

>>17818420
Agreed on the Echidna one, would love to see a sequel with a threesome. Corruption incest is good enough for now though.

>> No.17818428

>>17818421
>smaller than him
>call him Young Man
Cute.

>> No.17818429

>>17818425
https://exhentai.org/g/1133705/9ca21b6112/
Obligatory warning, the cat's a slut and cheating on her husband.
I just loved that series of panels.

>> No.17818434

>>17818429
>the cat's a slut
Well, damn.

>> No.17818435

>>17818429
Nope not clicking that shit, monster girls must forever remain pure in my heart.

>> No.17818437

I want to turn my Waifu into a loli for a week and treat her like my daughter. With no lewd things going on during that time.

>> No.17818439

>>17818240

I want to tell a Satyros that I honestly don't like alcoholic drinks

>> No.17818440

>>17818429
>says she hasn't had cock in 3 years

Not really slutty but okay.

>> No.17818445

>>17818429
>and cheating on her husband.
Oh shit, shouldn't had asked. Thanks for the replying anyway.

>> No.17818447
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17818447

>>17818335

Hua Po is cute

>> No.17818464

I want to get a bold, busty desterier centaur knight in a frilly idol outfit

>> No.17818469

>>17818447
Pixie is cuter.

>> No.17818476

>>17818439
She would either ask you to move aside and quit wasting her time, or, if she can sense that you have SE that matches her’s, she’ll quickly change your mind.

>> No.17818507
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17818507

How do cursed weapons react when you wield them?

>> No.17818514
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17818514

>This kills the meido.

>> No.17818518

>>17818514

I think it'd turn her yandere.

>> No.17818523

>>17818507
>Ara ara~ It's been so long since a man held me so tightly~

>> No.17818525
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17818525

>>17818514

>> No.17818529
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17818529

Portals open and MGs integrate well in society.
>What will your profession be?
>You can't dick any monster in your profession
>Hardmode: No Streaming, stripclub, modelling, anything erotic/focuses on your body.

I'd be a historian. Think of all the things you can write and publish easy from new knowledge.

>> No.17818535

>>17818525
>Jokes on her, I've been immunizing myself on all sorts of toxins for the past decade. What's the worst that can happen.
>If anything goes wrong and she intents to kill me with those eyes, a cyanide tablet would do the trick.

>> No.17818542
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17818542

>>17818535
>Master refuses the drink out of suspicion
>it was just his favorite drink crafted with love and care

Now look what you've done.

>> No.17818545

Watching Thor Ragnarok I could help but imagine KC's version of Hela not being able to balance the giant hat on her head.

And that there should totally be a Norse region of Monster Girl World. Where every day looks like the cover of a metal album.

>> No.17818547

>>17818529
>and MGs integrate well in society
That's one funny ass joke.

>> No.17818552

>>17818514
If she snaps from something like that, then she really needs to brush up on the meaning of 'context'

>> No.17818553

>>17818529
Wouldn't mind being a librarian or an archaeologist, if there was funding for either. Categorising books/objects and enjoying a quiet space in a nice air-conditioned room/museum sounds straightforward enough.

>> No.17818561

>>17818529

I'd probably be working at the same job I already have, which is just working at a grocery store

>> No.17818564

>>17818545
>Watching Thor Ragnarok
Why are you watching trash?

>> No.17818565
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17818565

i will force my dragon wife to watch all the 'how to train your dragon' movies with me!

>> No.17818567

>>17818545
>Watching Thor Ragnarok
Why.

>> No.17818568

>>17818529
Data entry, as always. Too much social anxiety to competent at anything else.

>> No.17818577

>>17818564
>>17818567
I like the things you don't like and am inferior to you in every way. Or something.

>> No.17818586

>>17818577
You absolutely are inferior if you pay for anything comic book related.

>> No.17818598

>>17818525
Isn’t that they flayer’s eyes?

>> No.17818600
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17818600

How upset would anon be if only EMG and MGE centaurs emerged from the portal?

>> No.17818603

>>17818529
I'm working at a store and will probably go to a hospital soon to tinker with their machines so no Liches, Gremlins or automatons for me. Not a problem since they are mid tier to me though.

>> No.17818605

>>17818600
Bullets would be flying.

>> No.17818606
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>>17818600
as long as a Whitehorn makes it, I'll be happy

>> No.17818608

>>17818529
Engineering just got a whole lot more fun trying to make stuff compatible with them. Awesome. I wonder what my coworkers would be though.

>> No.17818612 [SPOILER] 
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>>17818606
Of course they would.

But unbeknownst to anon, another girl slipped into their ranks, ready to roam our world.

>> No.17818619

Don’t let your monster imouto eat too much candy corn, anon.

>> No.17818622

>>17818619
Meanwhile, Kraken-nee-San is feeding her otouto candy corn by the pile by pouring it out of her cleavage onto him.
Halloween at the Onee-Sabbath must be fantastic.

>> No.17818623

>>17818600

I'd be pretty indifferent. Though it'd make more sense if Succubi/Lilims + Demon Lord emerged from the portal first and then the rest came around later.

>> No.17818625

>>17818361
>that shirohebi one
Best end.

>> No.17818645

>>17818619
Why not?

>> No.17818647
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>>17818542
>Walk in to kiki crying.
>Carry her favorite drink while she sobs, not noticing you.
>Sit on her bed and rub her shoulder, and while she's surprised, give her her favorite drink.
>Tell her that no matter what you still love her and that the reason why you didn't drink it was out of suspicion, and that you should have known better.
>Kiki smiles and hugs her master
>Then while he's hugging her, she hastily tries to shut the open drawer that held the powdered rage-shrooms, manticore venom, and grounded prison fruit mix.

>> No.17818651

>>17818645
they might get cavaties

>> No.17818653

>>17818645
Tummyaches.

>> No.17818654

>>17817198
>Twist; anon is on a Navy sub, sinking is only a mild annoyance.
>Kraken stalks the sub waiting for anon to leave the metal whale
>Three months of no sunlight later
>anon is so thirsty proposes to first girl he sees topside
INKED

>> No.17818659

>>17818654
I thought that the Navy was going to be full of Alps.

>> No.17818673

>>17818659
Not if you say no homo.

>> No.17818679
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17818679

New Ushi art

>> No.17818683

>>17818529
Fuck man I already busted my ass studying to be an aerospace engineering, not even a portal is going to stop me

>> No.17818684

>>17818679
Except for the face, it's adorable.

>> No.17818687

>>17818529
I'd study magic. Not only would it be useful, but it would make the job interesting.

>> No.17818695

>M-Maybe if I pose like this, Anon will notice me...
https://i.imgur.com/riSV3oK.png

>> No.17818703
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17818703

>>17818695
Is it moth hours already?

>> No.17818711

>>17818703
It gets dark earlier and earlier each day, it would make sense that the moths are getting bolder.

>> No.17818720

>>17818679
That face is a travesty.

>> No.17818742

>>17818695
Moth-chan a cute, I'm glad she still gets art.

>> No.17818756
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Don't leave Yeti kids alone on Halloween or they'll be in the middle of a snow field all night trying to summon the Great Snowman

>> No.17818781
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17818781

IT'S OUT

>> No.17818782
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17818782

Can Anon survive 7 nights at the Cemetery?

>> No.17818785

>>17818782
I would probably become a crying mess by day 3.
I hope that they take pity on me.

>> No.17818789

I want to resurrect a Wight Queen for the sole purpose for cuddling her.

Also, cool, undead, abs.

>> No.17818790

>>17818785
>A little Undead Mouse gently pats Anon on the head to comfort him.
>'There there.'

>> No.17818791

>>17818782
I would game over on the first undead I encounter even if it's just a lv2 Skeleton
The living should shower the unliving with love

>> No.17818793

>>17817895
>ywn work for the dark mage shopkeeper by being her personal chair whenever she's on duty

>> No.17818795

>>17818782
No.

I could survive 7 days in the cold forests against the Christmas bunch so long as I had my supply of reese's christmas trees at the ready.

>> No.17818801

>>17818782
Yeah, probably.

>> No.17818802

>>17818429
It's not cheating if it's incest.

>> No.17818806

>>17818782
Define "survive"

>> No.17818807 [SPOILER] 
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Newest Kobold commission is (mostly) done! This time it's some comfy latex bondage and mouth play.

This artist has been really nice to work with, and the result is super pretty.

>> No.17818808

>>17818782
No, I'd immediately marry the Lich.

>> No.17818809

>>17818807
What the fuck.

>> No.17818812

>>17818807
>tongue grabbing
__hot_

>> No.17818818

>>17818806
Single and sane.

>> No.17818820

>>17818782
Wouldn't three nights bring out that thing with the giant eyelid?

>> No.17818823

>>17818818
>Single
Well, I've been doing a fine job of surviving for almost 30 years.
;_;

>> No.17818826

>>17818782
>Get cornered by a pack of Ghouls.
>They're licking their lips and starting to take off their clothes.
>'HALT, FOUL CREATURES!'
>Look up to see a figure standing on top of a Mausoleum, silhouetted by a full moon.
>She leaps down with grace, drawing her sword, cutting the air in front of her with blinding speed.
>The Ghouls begin to back off and slink back into their crypts.
>The Dhampir turns around and bows with a flourish of her feathered hat.
>'I hope you haven't been sullied by those hooligans, do you require an escort for the rest of the night?'

Oh gosh.

>> No.17818827

>>17818818
Does it still count if you agree to marry one of them after the 7 days are up in exchange for their help?

>> No.17818828

>>17818790
Every time i see someone else mention mice on this thread it fills me with joy.

>> No.17818832

>>17818807
Well then.

>> No.17818838 [SPOILER] 
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17818838

>>17818807

I've been waiting for you

>> No.17818840

>>17818838
Kobold ass is good stuff anon!

>> No.17818846

>>17818826
[Castlevania music intensifies]

>> No.17818851

>>17818826
Gonna tell that dhampir to go to be early, she has school tomorrow!

>> No.17818854

>>17818851
Wow, rude.

>> No.17818886

>>17818826
>M'lord intensifies
>MFW this bonnet tipper completely party crashed the gangbang
>You spent weeks planning this dammit

Chuuni dhampirs, even worse than the LARP'ing salamanders.

>> No.17818888

>>17818826
I go home with her and reward her bravery with very lewd things

>> No.17818889

Anon, if a wealthy Danuki offered you enough money to live off like a rich guy with your waifu for the rest of your life, in exchange of having sex with her once and cheating on your waifu, would you do it?

>> No.17818891

>>17818851
She is 25 years old.

>> No.17818893

>>17818886
At least the dhampirs have actual skills with a blade.
Lizard girls are the "guy recording himself slicing water bottles with a katana" of MGs.

>> No.17818894

>>17818889
Would you eat my shit Anon?

>> No.17818896

>>17818889
>cheating on your waifu
If she takes one step closer anything my dragon wife does to her will be far, far less than what tortures my brain is coming up with.

>> No.17818898

>>17818888
Quads confirm bonnet tippers deserve love too.

>> No.17818899

>>17817578
That's a big cock

>> No.17818900

>>17818889
I'd rather just make her my waifu.

>> No.17818903

I'm in love with Pharaoh-chan!!!!!

>> No.17818906
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17818906

>>17818782
>you will never reside in an underground Undead Kingdom that lies under an unassuming graveyard
>you will never relax under its imitation spirit realm moon and wander its aesthetically pleasing catacomb communities
>you will never ravage your Wightlolis fat ass during festival season

>> No.17818907

>>17818807
I can't get over how ugly their designs are with those bitch suits.

>> No.17818909

>>17818889
NO!! that's a bad deal for everyone involved, tanukis are supposed to be smarter than this.

>> No.17818913

>>17818906
That loli is gonna have a fat ass and fat chest after I'm done with her.

A loli with an hourglass.

>> No.17818914
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>>17818826
She can sit on my face as a reward.

>> No.17818916

>>17818907
nice bait

>> No.17818917
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17818917

>>17818893
Want to repeat that anon?

>Most of them excel in physical abilities. They’re warriors able to master using a variety of weapons.

>They’re always polishing their martial arts.

>> No.17818918

>>17818898
I kinda like the idea of playing into that fantasy from the other side for some reason. Throwing myself on her and shoving my face in her ass for hours on end and so on

>> No.17818919

>>17818916
What makes my post bait.

>> No.17818922

>>17818906
She's not fat.

>> No.17818924

>>17818917
Lizardmen need more bulk to them.
Big thews

>> No.17818939
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>>17818922
Undead can still be affected by Holstaur milk and the like, so a Wight or any other monstergirl loli gaining a plump lower half from Holstaur milk pudding isn't out of the question.

>> No.17818945

>>17818917
Please they are useless monster who go full "waifu mode" once they are defeated in battle. Uchimushas continue to better themselves add infinitum, fire mice continue to train, Jinkos are overall better and also continue to better themselves besides when they are in heat, and rede lizard is hot. Grenn lizard worst lizard!!!

>> No.17818951

>>17818939
Is it? The effects of holstaur milk are centered on the breasts and skin at most as far as I know.

>Even those monsters and incubi who frequently spend a lot of time having sex can enjoy even healthier and more active sexual relations if the couple drinks this milk everyday. It also has the effect of maintaining the resilience and luster of the breasts, and sometimes it can even have a breast-enlarging effect. (The effect varies depending on the race, the individual, and the sexual tastes of her husband. For all the monsters whose charm point is their childish appearance, it won't cause them to have full breasts. Instead, it exhibits an effect that will cause their tiny breasts to become even squishier, and make their skin feel even softer to the touch, so even adherents of Sabbath should relax and drink it.)

>> No.17818953

>>17818939
I'll just spank her three times a day until her ass is firm again.

>> No.17818956

>>17818945
Doesnt help the fact that all those superior waifus are very chill when choosing a mate, with the exception of the Salamander. While Lizardmen on top of what you said, are picky bitches.

>> No.17818957

>get ambushed and captured by a group of elf scouts while you're lost in a forest
>when you're brought back to their outpost you fear the worst
>Instead they molest your "weird spoon ears" for a couple of hours and then they guide you out of the forest when they're done with that.
>Somehow you're a little disappointed.

>> No.17818959

>>17818951
KC needs to make up some bullshit that allows lolis to have Elin-tier proportions godammit.

>> No.17818963

>>17818939
Just find and give her some sort of magic pear.
Fat loli wight ass.

The fattest loli wight ass.
Gonna Molest.

>> No.17818965

>>17818919
The world may never know.

>> No.17818967

>>17818945
They don't give up being warriors, it just says their instinct to be good wives is just as strong and that they also focus on raising their children to become stronger than they are.

>> No.17818971

>>17818959
Even if the world allows it sabbath will not, lolis should be kept tiny and flat GODDAMMIT.

>> No.17818976

>>17818971
The Sabbath doesn't have policies regarding what and what isn't considered kosher for the proportions of their lower halves as far as we know.

>> No.17818977

>>17818889
I'd rather die.

>> No.17818989

>>17818976
well according to kc qa
Q) Are there any oppai-loli Baphomet?
A)I think there are. But I think they'd be incredibly rare and regarded as heresy by the Sabbath.

so there FLAT IS JUSTICE.

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Anyone else find it odd that even in mge you find lgbt representation?

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>>17818989
Confirmed, the most heretic thing a person could do is waifu an Oppai-loli baphomet.

When the heretics consider it heresy then it must be extra heretical.

>> No.17819007

>>17818989
But Elin-tier proportions are flat, right? They're talking about big butts and thighs, not boobs.

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>>17818989
That's tits.
Nothing about the rest of em.

>> No.17819009 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
Does it really count when your sex actually changes?

>> No.17819013 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
Lettuce, bacon and government travel?

>> No.17819015

>>17819006
Therefore it would be perfectly normal to have an oppai loli baphomet in orderland, therefore making it not heretical.

Checkmate flatties!

>> No.17819017 [DELETED] 

>>17819009
It's their end goal isn't it?
And as technology advances that may be a reality we may have to deal with someday.

>> No.17819026 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
He kinda has to. End game is that monsters replace human females and the two races become one. Gay dudes gotta fit in there somewhere. /u/ girls he just kinda handwaves away with saying mamamo mana mindbreaks them and overwrites that part of them which is probably the darkest aspect of the setting but hey, its hentai what can you do

>> No.17819027

>>17819015
No.

It's heresy to be with monsters but it's heresy to be with oppai-bapho.

Double heresy.

>> No.17819029 [DELETED] 

>>17819026
>overwrites that part of them
I dont know about anyone else,
but I'd be ok in being in a ffm bi three way relationship with two monsters.

>> No.17819030 [DELETED] 

>>17819026

i kinda figured that lesbians would just turn into Liliraune or something

>> No.17819031 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
Alps are just there to appeal to a fetish like literally everything else. Gays aren't going to be happy with turning into girls and lesbians aren't going to be happy with being brainwashed into cockdrunk stepford wives. I guess they can be a wish fulfillment for trannies because they have actual working vaginas.

>> No.17819033

>>17819008
>This is the ideal female body, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.17819034

>>17819027
More like Double Delicious.

>> No.17819035 [DELETED] 

>>17819029
Be careful how much you go around saying anon, this is a pretty thorny subject around these parts.
>>17819030
I can't recall off the top of my head, but I think they need to find a particular empty alruane flower or something to do that, it doesn't just kinda happen out of no where. That and even then, they still go through the whole craving a husband and devoting themselves to him thing and yadda yadda

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>>17819033
Sorry dude. I got a little bigger. I hope I'm still your ideal female!

>> No.17819040

>>17819037
110% wife

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>>17819037
SOILED IT, SOILED IT, SOILED IT

>> No.17819046

I don't care what the Sabbath says. Lolis NEED plump butts and attractive hips to contract with their small chest.

>> No.17819047
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17819047

Fortunately, foxes come in many shapes and sizes.

>> No.17819049

I want to 'gift' a P'Orc Warlord a masterfully crafted Chalice that will always quench her thirst one she takes a drink from it.

It will be an ordinary chalice barring that fact that it will cause her to more than three holsts and cause her breasts to swell until they make it hard for her to walk.

Because Monster Girls can't be the only ones leaving lewd treasures about.

>> No.17819051

>>17819037

I'm not sure how to feel at the prospect of monster girls saying "dude"

>> No.17819052
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17819052

Your Doppelganger girlfriend forgot her disguise!

>> No.17819056

>>17819051
Not even a tomboy who's totally just one of the guys and not thinking about dressing in cute dresses for you dude?

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17819057

>>17819051
What's the problem? Don't like Foxy Grandmas bro?

>> No.17819058

>>17819052
If I had a Doppel girlfriend just like that I'd fucking never leave her ass un-fucked

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>>17819057

>> No.17819063
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Thoughts on overfed zombie girls?

>> No.17819066

>>17819063
Cute

>> No.17819070

>>17819063
>>17819063
boom
headshot

>> No.17819072

>>17819056
Tomboys are objectively the best archetype, fight me

>> No.17819073

>>17819072
Only if they have big breasts.

>> No.17819074

>>17819052
I hope she's fine with sitting on my face, because I want her to sit on my face.
She's a cute.

>> No.17819075

>>17819073
Tomboys with tremendous breasts or Tomboys that grow tremendous breasts to their embarrassment.

>> No.17819078
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Lion > Tiger?

>> No.17819079

>>17819073
Props if they bind them up to appear nearly flat, whether from embarrassment or so they don't get in the way

>> No.17819080

>>17819078
I want to spank that lion.

>> No.17819082

>>17818959
Lolis with wide hips would be a naturally occuring phenomenon, not something you can fee/d/ them into.

>> No.17819084

>>17819075
Both.
>>17819079
That must hurt though.

>> No.17819087

>>17818957
What species has fork ears? We need to complete the cutlery trinity.

>> No.17819089

>>17819074
>Ask your wide hipped hex-maniac-like Doppel wife to sit on your face
>"H-Haa? Y-You really want me to do something like that?! Oh gosh... Oh man... A-Anon... y-you must really, really love me... haa... its making me all hot and bothered...!"

>> No.17819090

>>17819084
I assume monsters have special techniques/fabrics to make it much easier

>> No.17819091

>>17819087
mermaid types i guess?

>> No.17819093

>>17819090
So one day I could see a tomboy monster changing and find out she's packing some serious bazongas?

>> No.17819097

>>17819089
I would like a doppelganger wife as, depending on whether the changes are conscious or subconscious, she may learn how big a pervert I am.

>> No.17819101

Hiring a MG to watch over your little brother!

>> No.17819103

>>17819080
I want to smooch her just underneath her crown.

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>> No.17819115

>>17819097
When she starts changing her body so much subconsciously that she becomes a major fetishbody sexy freak, she'll want to make sure you use it to the fullest extent.

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17819118

>tfw no wight

>> No.17819121

>>17819115
Well, it would either be that or vary depending on my mood as there are many body-types and many extremes I enjoy.


Watching her checking herself in the mirror to see if she's sporting more pudge/muscle or has a larger rear/ass/hips would be fun to do.

>> No.17819126

>>17819114
Is this fox an OC.

>> No.17819128

>>17819118
Wights don't need skimpy outfits to be sexy but we appreciate them just the same.

>> No.17819130

>>17819118
what color would she turned into is she attempted to get a tan?

>> No.17819138

What is it called when you’re horny, but it’s not because you want to stick your dick in something? I have sudden, inexplicable desire to sit on the ground and have some MG wrap her fuzzy thighs around my head as I eat her out like there’s no tomorrow.

>> No.17819143

>>17819121
I'm the exact same way, and I really really hope that a Doppel could do that as well. Still keeping her same face and overall look so that its her that I love, but changing the shape of her body to suit the fetish of the day.
I think they can, and I would love and marry one that could!

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>>17819118
>tfw no loli wight

>> No.17819153

>>17819118
>Open toe shoes
N-nice

>> No.17819155

>>17819148
I would give a loli wight the dog whisperer treatement

>> No.17819156

>>17819143
Would be fun.
Could do a muscle mountain one day, a pudgster the next, an overly stacked shortstack the day after, and even more beyond, all while keeping her cute face.

Would be amazing, although I imagine her 'default' form would change to match your tastes.

Then again, truly loving them involves them losing this ability, which sucks.

>> No.17819157

>>17819156
Its a shame, it is. Love is love though. I just wish they kept their powers for use at their own fun discretion.

>> No.17819168

>>17819157
Alchemy could kind of replicate it but you may need to do a ritual to try and get her powers back.

She'd probably cycle through all your favorites the first night so you can savor them.

>> No.17819177

>>17819168
>Have to do a dark ritual to give your Doppel her powers back permanently
What price would I have to play, Doktor? I'll make any sacrifice!

>> No.17819187

>>17819177
>What price would I have to play, Doktor?
the price you must pay is eternal torment as the god and the evil struggle in your heart forever.

>> No.17819189

>>17819177
I require the Alpha Werewolf Victora Redmane and some of the purest Hathorite Milk one can acquire for such a ritual.

I will also accept someone who uses the magic word passed down through the generations.

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17819194

Automaton Kingdom, where you can have any kind of MG.

>> No.17819217

>>17819187
A small price to pay!
>>17819189
Is it 'mere'?

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>>17819194
A flustered centaur of literally any kind like that one on the left is perfection
I want to pound the horsepussy

>> No.17819227

>>17819128
>Wights don't need skimpy outfits to be sexy
That's right, they're pretty sexy while wearing nothing, too. Or maybe just dark stockings/thighhighs with light skindentation on the thighs, that would look good on a pale pear-shaped loli.

>> No.17819233

>fae knight duties consist of helping fairys trapped under heavy objects.
>helping stuck Parasans out of trees.
>sometimes have to help fairy dragons decide to the arrangement of the local flora they produce.
>If he lives in the moonlight realm he has to guide some of the vision impaired citizens around.
>He thinks his duties are dull and mundane compared to the duties of a hellknight or even a aquaknight.
>Yet whenevet he gets home his Titania waifu showers him in thanks and admiration for his service to the realm.
>Begs him to help service her until morning.
Doesn't sound like a bad life.

>> No.17819234

>>17819217
Incorrect.
Mere is not the magic word.

You get one more attempt or you must do the previously listed actions

>> No.17819240

>>17819234
tfwnogf

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Its nice that Hinezunis have a hack included to be able to sex them without being a fighter at all. But just remember that if you use it, you will be exprcted to take responsibility.

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>>17819233
How does he appease the stern art fairies?

>> No.17819251

>>17819240
Nope.
Of you go to get a werewolf and some magic dairy.

>> No.17819258

>>17819244
Also, if you try to use water to ravish one of them keep in mind you have to use a lot of it. Many anons have been thoroughly thrashed after trying to throw say just a small bucket of water on a hinezumi.

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Its nice that Hinezunis have a hack included to be able to sex them without being a fighter at all. But just remember that if you use it, you will be expected to take responsibility.

>> No.17819262

>>17819258
Sorry, had to delete and retype the post. I hate my posts having typos.

>> No.17819263

>>17819234
Not him, so I get two guesses too.

Is it Shamalamadingdong?

>> No.17819264

>>17819248
He poses coolly for them. They keep begging for a nude sculpture reference from him but he keeps refusing because he is "taken" and standing around with nothing but a leaf covering your junk sounds a bit cold.

>> No.17819267

>>17819194
That's a mecha musume.

>> No.17819271

>>17819258
Keep in mind to the profile states semen is the ultimate liquid to do that. If you want to avoid the trashing for sure, you might want to take some lessons so you can use your dick literally like a machine gun. Just remember to first eat a raging mushroom to have lots of "ammo"

>> No.17819274

>>17819263
Nope.
One more failure requires the same quest, a different one, or leaving and living a comfy life with your wife.

>> No.17819280

>>17818989
But the sabbath is heresy. Did the name not tip you off? Technically this makes flat heresy if anything.

>> No.17819283

>>17819274
Is it:
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I’ve seen this phrase work.

>> No.17819288

>>17819283
Nope.
Go hunt the werewolf and dairy or find me a loli P'Orc and a longstanding contract for minotaur milk.

>> No.17819291

>>17819258
They are just being tsunderes anon. The truth is that once they have learned a guy was willing to try the water trick for them she gets a crush on him but cant admit it so she just keeps placing herself in situations where you can pour water into her. And of course beat you up each time you flirt or another girl flirts with you.

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>> No.17819327

>>17819322
Thank you, luscious Kej wife with a great ass.

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17819341

>>17818782
Dhampir would probably protect you from the rest

>> No.17819345

>>17819233
You forgot fending off the opposing team's Fae Knight.

Much like the red and white Centaur Knights of Wonderland do.

>> No.17819346
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17819346

I shall fight the greatest fight
I shall defeat the crimson dragon with a fight to go down for the ages.

>> No.17819349

>tfw no Hex Maniac Vampire

>> No.17819368 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
>>17819031
Alps aren't there for LGBT stuff, they're just there because Gender Bending is big in Japan.

>> No.17819372

>>17819349
She's more of a Dark Mage.

>> No.17819374

>>17819349

hex maniac oomukade

>> No.17819375 [DELETED] 

>>17819004
>LGBT shit
Alpfags are ultra cancerous.

>> No.17819378 [DELETED] 

>>17819349
>hex maniac wright

>> No.17819381

>>17818782
I want to hide behind the Dhampir while groping her ass.

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>>17819381
>>17819381
A fine choice, but I want to stand in front of the Vampire while groping her big milky tits.

>> No.17819388

>>17819385
The best kind of vampire is one that can be regal and super proper dressed or super casual and dressed-down.
Chilling at her place while she's in either outfit would be great if she could just be casual with you.

>> No.17819396

>>17819341
Because no one ever white knights if it isn't to get sex, right?

>> No.17819397

>>17819388
That sounds a lot like a vampire that started as a Dhampir but came to accept the vamp life.

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>>17819372
more like one of these

>> No.17819404 [DELETED] 

>>17819396
Obviously she wants the cummies but she'd be embarrassed and not want to admit to it, she would be cute to tease

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>>17819404
>cummies

>> No.17819411

>>17819280
How could the Sabbath be heretical when they're so right?

>> No.17819413 [DELETED] 

>>17819404
>cummies
This shit puts these threads on the level of the wiki.

>> No.17819418 [DELETED] 

>>17819413
t. falseflagging samefag

Fuck off retard

>> No.17819421 [DELETED] 

>>17819418
>falseflagging samefag
You're using words you don't understand the meaning of.

>> No.17819424 [DELETED] 

>>17819421
I'd bet it's the same guy who keeps using "cunny".

>> No.17819427 [DELETED] 

>>17819424
No, that's me.

>> No.17819432 [DELETED] 

>>17819427
You are motherfucker.

>> No.17819451 [DELETED] 

>>17819413
whats wrong with it?

>> No.17819457

>>17819372
She's whatever you want, baby.

>> No.17819460

>>17819052
That's hot.

>> No.17819467
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Vampaiyah

>> No.17819468

>>17819052
How many handspans wide is that ass?

>> No.17819473

>>17819468
Using her own hands as a scale, about 4-5.

>> No.17819480

>>17819467
Gorgeous, a pristine specimen of a young yet noble and very regal vampire. Succulent as the pristine vintage blood she feasts upon. To be her source of energy on a moonlit night of passion would be exquisite.

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>>17819467
Look at those sad curves. She must be terribly malnourished.

>> No.17819487

Which would you pick?
1. Cute soft-spoken girl who is very affectionate with you, but turns into an extreme dom in bed who always goes for the roughest sex possible.
2. Hardcore tsundere who would normally prefer to be dead than to be caught saying she loves you, but completely melts for you in bed.

>> No.17819489
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>>17819487
Number two. That kind of tsun really gets to me.

>> No.17819490

>>17819487
definitely 1

>> No.17819491

>>17819487
>1. Cute soft-spoken girl who is very affectionate with you, but turns into an extreme dom in bed who always goes for the roughest sex possible.
Is this supposed to be even remotely bad? Fucking head first into that one

>> No.17819492

>>17819487
The second for me personally, and how.

>> No.17819493

>>17819487
Second

>> No.17819496

>>17819487
1

>> No.17819499

>>17819487
1, no question. 2 would be hard to communicate with.

>> No.17819498

>>17819467
While I enjoy that we're finally getting art of an MGE Vamp that's not profile version, hairstyles that show off too much forehead just don't do it for me.

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>>17819487
First one. A lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

>> No.17819502

>>17819467
>>17819486
I would love to see them argue at a gala.
>Genki boobpire pressing her chest up against sultry lithepire
>Both heavily drinking from their glasses of their respective husbands' blood
>excessively dribbling blood down their front as they angrily stare daggers

>> No.17819504

I still want a bitter hockey mask wearing zombie that lives in the woods.

>> No.17819508

>>17819487
The second, I get why the thread wouldn't like them but for me they're adorable.

>> No.17819509

>>17819498
The hairstyle is nice, what I don't like is the lack of clothes.

>> No.17819515

>>17819509
At least the artist didn't neglect the wing-cape.

>> No.17819516

>>17819404
That's harassment! A Damphir is not entitled to your body just because she saved you, that is basic non-human decency. Of course if monsters weren't so selfish it shouldn't need to be explained. #Yesallmonsters #Metoo #Matriarchy

>> No.17819517

>>17819489
Moron.

>> No.17819520

whats going on why are so many posts missing

>> No.17819521

>>17819516
It's only harassment if I later regret it

>> No.17819530

>>17819487
>1. Cute soft-spoken girl who is very affectionate with you, but turns into an extreme dom in bed who always goes for the roughest sex possible.
Please yes.
>>17819516
>That's harassment! A Damphir is not entitled to your body just because she saved you
How else are you supposed to reward her?

>> No.17819532

>>17819487
What do you call it when she's a massive cold-hearted bitch to pretty much everyone else. Yet, is incredibly deredere towards you, especially when you're alone together?

>> No.17819534
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17819534

>>17819532
An Ice Queen

>> No.17819536
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>>17819467
Best vampire coming through

>> No.17819537

>>17819346
I fight defeat the white dragon to see what happens. Surely nothing can go wrong.

>> No.17819541

>>17819536
>can stop time
>still loses
wew

>> No.17819543

>>17819491
The drawback is that she goes into rape mode and during that doesn't take no for an answer to whatever she's going to do to you, which obviously isn't going to deter everyone.

>> No.17819549

>>17819541
That Jojo plot armor too strong.

>> No.17819550

>>17819543
>The drawback is that she goes into rape mode and during that doesn't take no for an answer to whatever she's going to do to you, which obviously isn't going to deter everyone.
This is bad why? Sounds lovely.

>> No.17819554

>>17819541
Imagine a monster's wetness when she finds that one human who knows time stop magic. She'll do her best to have his seed rolled into her womb.

>> No.17819558

>>17819543
To be fair, about 98% of the girls can fit into that description.

>> No.17819562

>>17819487
2, atleast she knows deep down that maledom is better.

>> No.17819565

>>17819532
I personally absolutely love that. Works best with >>17819534 and other regal powerful women.

>> No.17819576

>>17819565
>>17819534
What if she doesn't even realize she comes off as a cold-hearted bitch and secretly wonders why no one else likes her?

>> No.17819579

>>17819554
>monstergirl riding the train one day, not really paying attention to anything but her phone
>the next instant she's cumflated, covered in semen, and the pleasure of fifteen consecutive orgasms smash into her brain
>meanwhile, in the next car over an exhausted anon is trying to catch his breath

>> No.17819583

>>17819576
That can be really, really cute as well.
>She's running the back of her hand along the side of your face while sitting in a public area, looking at you longingly and lovingly
>"Oh darling, how is it you understand me so well when no one else seems to, my perfect sweet?"
>Another individual approaches her asking her approval on something
>"Fuck off you little shit I'm busy."
>She turns back to you and sighs lovingly as the underling scurries away
>"How is it only you that understands me, lover..."

>> No.17819592

>>17819467
I want a vampire to punish me for the smallest mistake I make as her servant!

>> No.17819613
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Why are demons always so smug?

>> No.17819621

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for snakes or lizardmen seeking heat for the winter.

No may not be an acceptable answer.

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What do you think of AI waifus, /mgg/
Remember, one day we really could have our own AI monstergirl waifu!

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>>17819613
>Contracts that mean they own a guy
>A body that men would happily sign their soul away to get at
>Stock succubus & demon powers
>Superior blue skin & black sclera
She's got a lot to be smug about

>> No.17819644

>>17819625
I just want 2B to sit on my face.

>> No.17819647

>>17819625
God, that romance pot felt horribly forced.

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>>17819625
DELETE THIS
RIGHT NOW

>> No.17819651

>>17819592
LEWD punishing?

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>>17819647
The fuck mate?
BR was pure kino

>> No.17819669

>>17819621
My dragon seeks heat and she ain't even coldblooded, just clingy.

Damn those lizards.

>> No.17819674

>>17819669
Is she seeking heat or resting on her hoard with you as the crown jewel?

A point to ponder.

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>>17819467
Every day without a vampire mistress is suffering.

>> No.17819678

>>17819663
Except that the scene with the giant naked purple AI sowed that it was completely fake. No actual love from her, just giving him whatever it thought he wanted. If the AI could actually develop emotions, then maybe there'd be an investment there.

>> No.17819686

>>17819676
food is all over her face, is she a "special needs" vampire?

>> No.17819689

>>17819686
I bet monster girls would fucking hate retarded people.

>> No.17819690

>>17819674
Seeking heat. If I say that she isn't cold blooded and can use her own fire she playfully mentions how she's a lizard.
During other seasons she'd just cuddle me normally, but when winter comes she becomes a cuddlebug.

>> No.17819692

>>17818781
>impregnation
Fuck yeah, this pleases boner.

>> No.17819694

>>17819686
Getting too excited when tasting blood does not make you that

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>>17819678
Except its not. AI in BR is born entirely as you say, without emotions. They are assigned a baseline to make sure nothing is malfunctioning, much like how K is assigned a passage from Nobokov as his baseline. But over time they develop their personalities and emotions. Even if the love is forced it is still love.
Is the love a dog gives you is fake when in the end it was unconditional anyway?

The scene with the giant AI is K's realization that his Joi is gone forever. The typical attempt to try and replace it does not work and he realizes that the one he loves is entirely gone forever.

>> No.17819733

>>17819702
No, that's the moment he realizes she was a product, he's a product, both cogs in a machine. He wanted to hear that he was special, and that's what she told him.

>> No.17819735

>>17819663
You look like a good Grape

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>>17819733
Anon, clearly you dont understand
Whether or not she was forced to love him was irrelevant. She loved him, and he loved her. Is a dog's love to its owner fake because the dog unconditionally loves the owner?
Love is only fake when the love was just a lie. Joi's love is real and unconditional.

He knew he was a product from the get-go, and knew the same of Joi from the get-go. He bought Joi, he knew it was a product full of 'fake love' from the get go. He still fell in love, and that love was genuine.

Was the love story in Her fake because the AI was designed for it to begin with?
How about the love you have for a pet? Pets will always love because you give them food. When they die, do you feel sad because you realize you can just buy the same animal again at the store?

K was destroyed by the realization that he can get another Joi, but it wont be the same Joi. A thing may be a thing, but you cant replace sentimental value. Nothing can fill the hole in his heart, and thats why he is distraught

>> No.17819760

>>17817554
>Writing
Why bother when people wouldn't read it/Penywise exists

>Drawing
No.

>Commissioning
Have a few ideas for a Wight picture when some artists open up. Or maybe a non-lewd image of an hourglass Nacho

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>>17819745
Anon it's too late to be making me think about this and feeling these feels

>> No.17819792

>>17817596
UUUU

>> No.17819894

I'm going to teach my monster daughter the wonders of tickle monster.

>> No.17819900

>>17819894
That;s good stuff anon, my daughteru would love getting got by the tickle monster!

>> No.17819925

>>17819894
>weindgo daughteru and her transformed dad scaring the living shit out of people in the forest
>they're just playing hide and seek

>> No.17820064

Those who are into leashes, either for you or her, what kind do you usually envision? Fabric, leather, or metal? Does it have a loop for a leash to attach or is it integrated? How thick is it? Can it be hidden by clothes?

>> No.17820137

>>17820064
For Her, Leather, and a loop. It's of a decent thickness, but its not too heavy. Obviously not that defeats the whole purpose.

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Friendly reminder to prepare one of these things in case of moth emergencies.

>> No.17820143

What species would appreciate the art of EUROBEAT and KANSAI DORIFTO

>> No.17820145

>>17820143
Gremlins? They might get competitive at how F A S T one can go with their rig.

>> No.17820148

>>17820142
Tzzzitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9Laslf4hc

>> No.17820168

>>17820142
Moths are lovely harmless girls who should have the right to wander into people's house freely.
Plus you can always pet them to harvest their scales to sell them for a big profit.

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Browncubi are best

>> No.17820202

>>17820198
Flatcubi are best

>> No.17820207

>>17820198
>>17820202
Absolutely wrong. Succubi are best when they're pasty and chubby.

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>>17820207
Variety is their specialty.

>> No.17820236

>>17820222
Oh goodness, what a tiny tail.

>> No.17820238

>>17815788
Hellhounds are SHIT!

>> No.17820336

Ever sneeze and feel that telltale pinch in your lower back that tells you you've just thrown your back out?
What monster girl gives the best deep tissue lower back massages?

>> No.17820363

>>17820336
Tentacle.

>> No.17820467

What if Shoggoth Lich?

>> No.17820634

>>17820467
A Tekeli-Lich

>> No.17820640

>>17820634
What about an Ushi Oni lich?

>> No.17820652

>>17820640
The seal is there to hold off her active chuuni nature.

>> No.17820674

>feel so sick that wisps would be circling if they were real
I've never wanted a Kraken nurse so badly.

>> No.17820676

>>17820652
I like that drawing of an ushi hiding in ambush in a pile of fallen leaves.

>> No.17820677

>>17820674
Wisps are the worst.

>> No.17820779

>>17820677
You can spank wisps, so they're not that bad. Just beat the crap out of her until she's fucks off.

>> No.17820828

>>17820779
What if she's a hardcore masochist?

>> No.17820830

>>17820828
Well she'll do her best to cure you so that you can punish her again.

>> No.17820883

>>17820674
Squids are slimy tho, would you really want to be covered in mucus and probed by tentacles?

>> No.17820885

>>17820883
>would you really want to be probed by tentacles
...Yes?

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>> No.17821029

>>17818282
>Slutty little virgin boy mass gang headpatted on a train while crowd looks on

>> No.17821032

>>17820883
yes

>> No.17821036

>>17818529
Easy, I'd take a government job to go through the portals and be an ambassador to some undead kingdom.

I'd be in way over my head, utterly inundated with wordplay and innuendo and court intrigue the moment I step into one of there noble balls. Hell, by the end of the night I bet I've have unwittingly agreed to marry one of the single wights, only to find out the sexy way later that night.

>> No.17821042

>>17818529
ever seen the cartoon ugly americans?
something like that.

>> No.17821047

>>17818919
It hurts my feelings.

>> No.17821062

>>17819487
1, I like not feeling like I live with someone who hates me.
>b-but deep down!
Useless. Though I guess it would be fun to force a confession out of a tsundere under threat of leaving her.

>> No.17821064

>>17818529
Teacher.

>> No.17821070

>>17821029
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17821083

>>17821070
>He actually wants to be surrounded by girls as they pat his head, rub his shoulders and stroke his chest
I bet you'd even like it when the crowd parts to let a big dragon office-lady though to stir up your hair with her thick, huge claw before rubbing under you chin, forcing you to look up at her face through a valley of cleavage.

>> No.17821089

>>17821064
>trying to teach monstergirls english

>> No.17821094

>>17821089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siinh4zrymw

>> No.17821101

>>17821083
I would love that. Especially if she called me a good boy.

>> No.17821131

>>17820142
why would someone draw such a terrible thing?

>> No.17821145

>>17821101
>Tired anon on his way home from school on the train, snoozing on one of the seats
>Faceless werewolf spots the defenseless innocent anon and smirks lewdly, sitting next to him and getting ready to sneakily cop a feel
>Of his soft hair
>Blushes as a sudden lurch has him fall onto her, resting his head on her bust
>Onlookers blush as she spends the trip gently patting his defenseless head as it rests nestled against her tits.

>> No.17821165

>>17821131
Because it's cute and gives you an idea of what to do if you have a masochist moth wife.

>> No.17821172

>>17821131
Because koreans don't have hearts.

>> No.17821178

>>17821172
thats korean?

>> No.17821197

>>17821083
That’s the stuff right there Anon. I would love to be at the mercy of all the pent up CCs and onee-sans who just want me to sit in their laps while they scratch my head and give me shoulder massages.

>> No.17821204

>>17821145
What happens when he wakes up?

>> No.17821217

>>17821178
Not him, but google search leads me to korean sites so I guess.

>> No.17821220

>>17821204
She's long gone by then, all that's left is the warm feelings inside.

>>17821197
>Young anon forcibly lappillowed by old rich office lady

>> No.17821222

>>17821178
Yeah, gook runes are vastly different from nip and chink runes.

>> No.17821225

>>17821220
>She's long gone by then, all that's left is the warm feelings inside.
But will they ever see each other again?

>> No.17821232

>>17821225
Well they catch the same trains

>> No.17821243

>>17821232
Hopefully he wakes up while she's petting him one of these days.

>> No.17821254

>>17821220
>forcibly lappillowed
Oh yes that’s my shit anon.

>by old rich office lady
Goddammit I shouldn’t be this hard first thing in the morning.

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And there's your winners for extra scenes or whatever.

>> No.17821330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5GFuvCIp4

>When monster criminals hit it lucky and get the human police instead of their 'sisters'

>> No.17821344

>>17821261
The big black wolf definitely deserved a proper sex scene. Paizuri is just unsatisfying.

>> No.17821349

>>17821220
>you will never be bought by a CC Tanuki with the sole purpose of headpats and physical contact that she’s been lacking for so long because she put her business first for so long.
Children will come after.

>> No.17821351

>>17821344
She already has one.

>> No.17821374

>>17821351
Guess I should update my game then. Last time I saw it she didn't have a bonus scene.

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>>17821349
Well, how can a man refuse?

>> No.17821403

>>17821382
You don’t. You just lay there and be content with the fact that she fights back tears whenever you lay your head in her lap because she can’t believe that a cute boy has agreed to her degenerate fetishes and loves her even for her terrible tastes for head patting younger boys and being a good one-san.

>> No.17821417

>>17821382
>Tanuki twins will never ‘convince’ you to become their husband by showing you everything they can do and then stopping just before you cum

>> No.17821422

>>17821382
I don't like tanukis.

>> No.17821425

>>17821145
But what if he gets pregnant!?!

>> No.17821432

>>17821145
>faceless
>smirks lewdly
What the nani

>>17821225
It would be kinda hard to find her seeing as how she had no face.

>> No.17821453

>>17821432
The power of love is returning her face.

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>> No.17821463

>>17821382
I would love a pair of tiny, tubby tanuki twins.
The comfiest of snuggling.

>> No.17821466

>>17821459
No, I prefer Ryu.

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>>17821403
Poor dear. I'll be sure to give her a lot of loving and many daughterus.

>>17821417
>>17821463
You know what's better than CC Tanuki twin titties? CC desert tanuki twin titties.

>> No.17821479

>>17821469
True, their bronzed skin and larger than normal busts are fantastic.

I bet they even have dealings with the church of Hathor due to their location, although whether they partake in the goods is a question.

Sadly, I like winter too much to meet them.

>> No.17821482

>>17821469
>CC desert tanuki twin titties
I didn’t even think about it until now and now I’ve got to masturbate again.

>> No.17821485

>>17821459
Sorry I like doggo girls.

>> No.17821496

>>17821459
No, I'm a dragonfucker but I'd rather be called dragon slayer. It seems more fancy.

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>>17821479
>Sadly, I like winter too much to meet them.
That's no reason to discriminate against desert girls! Behold!
Also I am mad jelly. Humid equatorial is the worst.

>>17821482
Be sure to save it in a vial for trading: those desert tanukis will surely give you a good price for your...deposit.

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>>17821466
>>17821485
>she ports her ass onto your dick

Looks like you're a cat fucker after all anon.

>> No.17821503

>>17821496
Dragon layer.

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>>17821496
>>17821503
I hold a lot of respect for dragon'slayers and their female squires.

>> No.17821512

>>17821503
No! Slayer seems brave and noble, layer is when they want to mock me and my nice title.

>> No.17821514

>>17821497
Well, I guess they could live up here.
They'd need blankets for half the year but they'd get used to it.

And yeah, the lack of humidity can be good Although getting four days of sunshine a month during winter may counteract that.

>> No.17821515
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"Hey, Anon, wanna cheese?"
>Cheshire smirking at you as the idea of a really fucked up catgirl fetish goes in your head
>We're talking getting sprayed with Cheshire lemonade and tripping balls tier fucked up
>Sure, why not.
"Alright, now close your eyes~"
>Next thing you know she's shooting Cheez-Whiz up your nostrils before teleporting away while cackling like a madwoman

>> No.17821521

>>17821485
> Chihuaha girl yaps at you and tells you all about how she's going to rape you without actually doing anything.
> Boxer girl socks you in the nose and starts going to town on you
> Bull Mastiff girl very carefully, with a great deal of attention, just leans on you until you're lying down, pinned beneath her huge body.
> St. Bernard girl pours you a drink and carries you home.

>> No.17821523

>>17821515
I know what that is and it disgusts me to no end.

>> No.17821533

>>17821510
To slay a dragon you must first become the dragon. Think like it, fight like it, have sex wi- like it.
Those are the first steps to become a dragon slayer.

>> No.17821536

>>17821459
Yes, I'm a shameless catfucker.

>> No.17821538
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>>17821514
Don't worry Anon. Unlike most other desert girls, Desert Raccoons retain a substantial amount of mofu. I'm sure they'll keep warm wrapped in a nice little ball of fur with you in the centre.

And four days of sunshine a year is perfect, I've absolutely had it with 31C days for 12 hours a day.

>>17821521
Would St Bernard girls join the White Horn Search and Rescue Association? How about genki Golden Retriever girls?

>> No.17821545

>>17821538
Well thats nice.
Those tubby, desert tanukis are getting snuggled.

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>>17821533
Thank you for your wisdom, master! But, I hesitate to ask: is your squire your...partner in these exercises? Is that appropriate?

>> No.17821548

>>17821538
So exotic~
I wanna see a pudgy desert tanuki bellydance for me

>> No.17821549
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>>17821459
I'm a catlover.

>> No.17821573

>>17821547
Of course she is and of course it's appropriate, why wouldn't it be? She is my squire and I'd train her, that means we would engage in training everyday and let me tell you, dragons are fierce things so the training must be rough just like them.

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>>17821573
I doubt your veracity, "Master" Dragonslayer. Did you not claim to slay the dragon Lewdwings 10 years ago?

And yet, here is a dragon child, not 5 years of age, who claims descent from Lewdwings! She also bears a disturbing resemblance to you. How do you answer?

>> No.17821593

>>17821521
Now I’m imagining twin St. Bernard girls working the local bar in Winterstown and I love it.

>> No.17821595

>>17821576
Silly anon. If dragons stopped existing dragon slayers would dissapear too and as a master one I'd have to keep the line of work going. It's all according to the plan.

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If the monster girl got sentient body parts (think jabberwock sassy tentacle mouths or dullahan without her head off) can they do things opposite of what the main head wants?

>> No.17821601

>>17821576
What a little cute.

>> No.17821603

>>17821576
>How do you answer?
You ever speak ill of my waifu and daughteru again I’ll find your bitch ass.

>> No.17821605

>>17821601
I bet she had just told her dad "Papa papa look! Look at what I can do papa!"

>> No.17821607

>>17821576
I would spoil a loli dragon soft with sweets

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>>17821576
half dragons are for tender loving and breeding!

>> No.17821610

>>17821599
I had an idea for a story based on a dullahan with a shy head and a gyaru body. And whenever her head would be detached the body would make a beeline for her husband and then their bedroom.

>> No.17821615

>>17816129
Giant man hands and feet.

>> No.17821617

>>17821610
where would the body leave the head for maximum bullying?

>> No.17821619

>>17821609
Literally the product of Anthony Burch projecting his cuck fetish onto everything.

>> No.17821623

>>17821617
On a distant counter so she can watch but not intervene.

>> No.17821624

>>17821609
What a fat ass

>> No.17821625

>>17816929
I wonder if p'orc pussy tastes like bacon grease?

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>>17821595
>>17821603
>loving dragons
Begone foul beast!

>> No.17821627

>>17821619
yeah fuck off with this shit

>> No.17821628

>>17821617
On the headboard of the bed.
Okay, I’ll even admit that was bad.

>> No.17821631

>>17821625
>shower thoughts in MGC

>> No.17821633

>>17821610
I fucking love that idea.
Lewd, tanned slutty body that just wants to splorsh her pussy all over her husband.
Shy, nerdy head that just wants to be cuddled.
Optimum is husband holding the head warm and tenderly in his arms while the body happily bounces its fat ass on his cock.

>> No.17821636
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>>17821626
I'll have you know it's called slaying and I have the right to do it.

Trust me, I have a ph.d in dragons.

>> No.17821638

>>17821631
>If Succubi live off of semen, does that mean that too much sex makes them fat?

>>17821633
Two girls, One body

>> No.17821644

>>17821631
On that same regard

>does a vampire drinking too much blood make them fat?

>> No.17821645
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17821645

>>17821636
>PhD in Dragons
Just how many times did you impregnate your waifu?

>> No.17821648

>>17821633
>just wants to splorsh her pussy all over her husband
That's some lewd imagery. I like it though. That the body is seriously no nonsense, its "I need to fuck husband NOW" in some way.

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>>17821645
>How many times?
>nervous sweating.jpg

>> No.17821659

>>17821627
Don't blame me if their reasoning for referring to her biological father as 'her mother's mate' was because he didn't 'become her father until he decided to raise her' due to her mother's homicidal rage at the impurity in her spawn.

>> No.17821660

>>17821644
All the weight goes straight to their chests.

>> No.17821664

>>17821660
>Not her hips for safe daugheru delivery
>or buttocks

>> No.17821666

>>17821645
Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>17821655
More like [proud sweating]

>> No.17821667

>>17821644
Its established as this >>17821660
You can tell a vampire who has a great sex life with her husband if she's rocking some huge, wobbling, jiggling chestpillows stuffed in her corset or blouse.

>> No.17821669

>>17821664
With me around, getting a sexy butt would be dangerous.

>> No.17821676

>>17821667
Flaring her sexy hips on a tight dress would have the same effect anon!

>> No.17821681

>>17821669
Just keep giving her blood, I'm certain it'll go somewhere else eventually.>>17821669

>> No.17821701

>>17821666
How do you proudly sweat?

>> No.17821704

>>17821676
Of course it goes for the husband's taste too anon. That's also an established fact.
So if you find yourself at a very, VERY high class vampire gala, with ancient vampires with their husbands, you'll see massive tittymonsters as well as Brazil-tier bootylords left and right. And all smiling and doting back and forth with their incubus husbands. Don't be intimidated!

>> No.17821708
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>>17821701
Like that.

>> No.17821709

>>17821644
>Are alp tits moobs?

>> No.17821710

>>17821667
Do vampire husbands generate blood quicker than normal to feed their wives better?
I need to know for reasons.

>> No.17821716

>>17821644
>that fat vampire from blade

>> No.17821718

>>17821701
By sweating while proud of the good work. Knda like the feeling you get after working out.

>> No.17821719

>>17821710
Like a damn waterfall.
Some vampires into kinky non-direct stuff will cut open their incubus husbands and literally take a bloodbath in how much pours out of him, getting wet and aroused to extreme degrees.
Certainly not for everyone, but absolutely.

>> No.17821720
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>>17821609
Dragon inferior, sea superior.

>> No.17821726

>>17821719
Sounds like a waste.
I'd rather she just drink it all instead of spilling blood everywhere.

>> No.17821728

>>17821719
The thought of a hourglass-enhanced Vampire just gorging like an animal on me as her incubus husband, nearly spasming in orgasm again and again as she desperately gulps from my neck is really, really arousing.

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>>17821626

>> No.17821736

>>17821666
>Master Dragonslayer has the power of satan and fertility
I can see why you have the master part in your title.

>> No.17821737

>>17821708
the funny mental image of the husbando sorrounded by their daugherus and wife and the waifu/husbando parents looking via skype/webcam at how much they had done already while the guy sweats buckets with a blush its too endearing to pass up

>> No.17821742

>>17821728
I'd let mine gorge herself every day.

>> No.17821746

>>17821728
Vampires feeding on you like wild hungry beasts is already a button push for me anon

even better if they go from wildly sucking domination degenerating into tender cuddlefucking as she drinks up

>> No.17821754

>>17819644
2B weighs A LOT. That might prove lethal.

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>>17821754
You just need to be a cyborg yourself.

>> No.17821764

>>17821515
I think it would be neat if our Chinese zodiacs played a part in monstergirl land. Like if our spirit energy gave off the scent of our animals ands MGs could pick up on it. Im Dog but id be ok with monstergirls treating me like a puppy.

>> No.17821773

>>17821754
What a way to go.

>> No.17821775

>>17821742
She'd get bleedy heartpupils. Not like her eyes are actually bleeding, just that the heartpupils that she has are red and lok like they're dripping.
>>17821746
Like she exhausts herself over the course of her bloodsucking frenzy and eventually settles down into a drunken stupor, cuddling and still gluttunously sucking every last bit she can out of you? Absolutely. And thats when you get to do whateeever you want with her lewd body. She's all access the rest of the night for you to revel in and play with as she gives herself wholly to you. Anything for her precious lifegiving husband.

>> No.17821785

>>17821775
i would Pet her and plant kisses while rubbing her skin.maybe hold hands

>> No.17821788

>>17821764
>tfw my birthday is December 21
>my zodiac signs are either Sagitarius or Capricorn
>tfw get hit on by all the Baphomets and Centaurs
>when all I want is a Hellhound waifu

No sir I don’t like this.

>> No.17821793

>>17821785
And she'd oblige. Almost needily so. She may even stare up and beg you to tell her how you want her to react. She wants to do anything you want anon, anything. Small, big, loud, silent, please, just tell her tell her tell her how to make you happy!

>> No.17821805

>>17821764
>Rat
And suddenly, it's that pic of all the micegirls in the shadows.

>>17821788
>Virgo
...yeah, I'm out.

>> No.17821807

>>17821793
Shit,i am bad at taking the initiative,i would probably just say Go ham dear,only stop if i dont breathe

if i dont get dumped right there it would be a miracle

>> No.17821808

>>17821775
>And thats when you get to do whateeever you want with her lewd body.
Ruined

>> No.17821809

>>17821764
>mfw I'm Gemini
>almost a wizard

>> No.17821815

>>17821764
>>17821788
Mine is pisces and I don't even like water girls that much, though I do love myself some kraken.
Chinese is tiger so I guess I'll have some jinkos chuffing at me and during heat they would be really dangerous with an extremelly high chance of getting impregnanted.

>> No.17821819

>>17821764
whats libra supposed to be on MG terms?

>> No.17821821

>>17821764
>Sagittarius
But horsepussy is SHIT!

>> No.17821823
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>>17821821

>> No.17821827

>>17821764
>Monkey
I don't even like Kaku-
>Virgo
Dodged a bullet there.

>> No.17821828

>>17821764
>tfw year of the Cock (Rooster)
:^)

>> No.17821831

>>17821807
Dumped? No.
Slammed to the floor as she bares her fangs and stares at you with dilated, vibrating pupils? Yes.
And then she rips open your pants and starts slamming herself on you, and so begins your night of terror!

>> No.17821832

obviously you guys are uncomfortable with violence against monstergirls
but what about violence from monstergirls?

>> No.17821838
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>>17821497
She can rule over all the snow pyramids she wants

>> No.17821840
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>>17821823
Horses have great ears.

Better than even fox ears.

>> No.17821841

>>17821832
>obviously you guys are uncomfortable with violence against monstergirls
I constantly speak of spanking cute monstergirls, so wtf are you on about?

>> No.17821843

>>17821832
>cute monstergirls doing cute racewar things
Purge the undesirables.

>> No.17821844

>>17821831
I guess this is gonna be a long taxing night,one i will enjoy!

>> No.17821848

>>17821840
>monster girls + amputee
You have too many fetishes.

>> No.17821852

>>17821843
SCALP THE ALPS, RACEWAR NOW.

>> No.17821853

>>17821832
Somebody has to defend human boys from those bad aliens

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>>17821848
No, I just don't have many ear related centaur pictures.

>> No.17821862

>>17821853
I was just watching lord of the rings the other day and watching the Calvary charge scene
and thinking about it would be kind of cool to see a bunch of hot centaur women plowing through an army of orcs.

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>>17821855
The one I posted was actually from a spanking website, that's why she holds a switch.

>> No.17821865

Who wouldn't want a cute but seductive loli Dark Mage who calls you "onii-san" in a breathy voice?

>> No.17821868

>>17821862
I was more thinking about Independence Day but that works too

>> No.17821871

>>17821865
I'd prefer an onee-san to pant and drool about how she's got the cutest outou in the world, but you do you friend.

>> No.17821875

>>17821871
what if she had a ranma 1/2 thing going on where she turns into one or the other upon contact with hot or cold water?

>> No.17821881

>>17821875
not my favorite, but I could deal with it.
If she went from doting onee-san to lustful imoutou that would be better, but I would prefer a designated snuggling onee-san to a loli, as while lolis are very good they are not to my taste.

>> No.17821885

>>17821764
>Goat
>>17821788
>Taurus
Thats just straight horrible.

>> No.17821901

>>17821764
>Dragon (Earth Yang)
So basically... Wurm bait.

>Ares
THE GIGAS BELIAS I HAVE BEEN NAMED. I AM COME.

>> No.17821906

>>17821764
How can I know my Chinese Zodiac sign?

>> No.17821933

>>17821865
Me. Lolis a shit. CCs are where it’s at.

>> No.17821941

>>17821865
I'd treat her like the child she is.

>> No.17821950

>>17821941
By spanking her?

>> No.17821951

>>17821906
Google the Chinese zodiac calender and see what year you were born and what animal you are.

>> No.17821954

>>17821941
So you'd give her the dick?

>> No.17821956

>>17821951
Apparently I'm a snake.

>> No.17821963

>>17821950
That's not how you treat little girls. You are supposed to be caring, protective and just a little bit annoying by not letting her do dangerous spells even though nothing bad will happen.

>>17821954
Nay.

>> No.17821971

>>17821963
If I have to treat her like a child, casting spells is out of the question.
Or only support spells.

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>>17821956
Lucky devil.

>> No.17821976

>>17821875
>true form is imouto
>splash with hot nut-butter to make nee-san
>Can only sustain the change with more cum
The things I do for love.

>> No.17821980

>>17821956
Nice. I wonder how that would make the girls around you act? Would they be cautious because snakes are known to bite or would the mysterious slyness of a snake make them so interested in you they cant help but approach you?

>> No.17821989

>>17821980
>implying I have girls around me
Hahahahaaaa...

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>>17821865
>cute but seductive loli Dark Mage
yes
>who calls you "onii-san"
Nope. Onii, onee etc are fucking trash

>> No.17821998

>>17821980
>zodiac sign is Sagittarius
>move to Winterstown so that all I can waifu is White Horns and that cute Unicorn nun who thought she was being transferred somewhere tropical

>> No.17822000

>>17821764
>Pig
Orcs for days
>Taurus
Cow girls

Muscle heads with a dash of Holstaurs and hakutakus. I'm okay with this.

>> No.17822003

>>17821950
>>17821954
I hope some of you guys never have children...

>> No.17822014

>>17822003
shut up dummy

>> No.17822016

>>17821764
>Metal Horse
>Pisces
I don't want a seahorse sugar momma though.

>> No.17822021

>>17822014
He isn't wrong. If monster girls existed I'd fear for the future of some daughterus.

>> No.17822024

>>17821865
I'd wife a dark mage like that in a heart beat.

>> No.17822030

>>17822003
>implying

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>>17822024
She'd husband you too.

>> No.17822037

>>17821865
doesn't that sort of ruin the whole point of a dark mage? Isn't that just a witch?

>> No.17822049

I want more abomination stories dammit

>> No.17822052

>>17822037
nah witches are more magical girl type while dark mage are more classical witch
it's very confusing i know

>> No.17822053

>>17822037
Yes

>> No.17822058

>>17821963
But that's not how you treat little monstergirls. You are supposed to be caring, protective and measure your penis against her crotch and lower stomach with her laying on her back, big purple hair framing her petite body on the white sheets, while she verbally teases you by saying something like "What are you planning to do with that big thing of yours, there's no way it'll fit inside a delicate girl like me, right?"

>> No.17822083

>>17822036
Maybe the Sabbath were onto something all along.

>> No.17822093

>>17822036
That's probably just the cutest image ever.

>> No.17822112
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17822112

Is your waifu Winterstown ready?

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17822138

>have airhead momster
>she thinks your oversized dick is some kind of illness rather than the result of all the mamono mana she exudes seeping into you
>tries to reduce the size by helping you relieve yourself, which only exacerbates things
At least momsters try their best for their sonus, right?

>> No.17822165

>>17822093
Yeah, that image is more or less fully on the cute side of things.

Not the kind of loli dark mage that'll stand in front of you completely undressed, only teasingly covering herself by holding her big witch hat to her front.

>> No.17822173

>>17822138
Big boobed and dense succubi make the best momsters. Would they get flustered when motorboated by their own son?
>>17822165
Need a tan dark mage that looks slightly like kuro.

>> No.17822174

>>17822093
until you notice she's coping a feel.

>> No.17822175

>>17822138
after all this time I don't get this.
There are tons of monstergirls to choose from yet why I still go for the succ, even after all this time? Especially momster gf succ.

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>>17822175
Sometimes it's good to appreciate the classics.

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>>17822175
Literally nothing wrong with vanilla.

>> No.17822185

>>17822138
>momster raised by alices
>amensia after sex rubbed off on her
>shes asking why you sprayed her with lotion and where your clothes went
>wonder why the hell shes so sore from sleeping in your bed and why she even did so
>shes worried youre having night mares when your neighbors ask to keep it down at night

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Halloween approacheth...

>> No.17822196

>>17822112
My waifu is everything ready.

>> No.17822199

>>17822188
I'm going to find the nearest onee-chan and hold her tight.

>> No.17822204

>>17822188
>Sabbath
I prefer my women being actual women, not little girls.

>> No.17822205

>>17822183
then I'm super vanilla
my favorite is lotus position with hugging

>> No.17822213

>>17822188
>tfw no sabbath harem

>> No.17822215

>>17822188
I'll take all three, thanks.

>> No.17822217

>>17821764
>Gemini wood dog
>doggirls either want to play or assert territorial dominance.
>catgirls constantly tease me and stalk me.
>rabbitgirls can't get enough of me for some reason.
>all other monsters just enjoy treating me like a dog, petting me and telling me im a good boy.
Im very, very ok with this.

>> No.17822221

>>17822205
>lotus position with hugging
You need a Yeti

>> No.17822223

>>17822188
I`ll defeat Baphomet to prevent and end their nightmarish ritual.

>> No.17822226

>>17822221
nah I stay for the succ.

>> No.17822239

>>17822188
Man, little girls aren't attractive at all.

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>> No.17822261

>>17822036
>loli Dark Mage
Gonna protect that smile at all cost!

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>>17822223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dNrmGD7mU&t=2m28s

And so anon defeated the Baphomet and disrupted the ritual the only way he knew how...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsJKQQpGOY

>> No.17822288

>>17822112
>yfw your Hellhound waifu treats Winterstown as a summer retreat from your home on the River Styx

>> No.17822289

>>17822239
They're meant to be cute, not sexy.

>> No.17822294

>>17821865
>loli dark mages
you mean witches?
Dark mages should't be lolis.

>> No.17822303

>>17822213
>sabbath harem
The only thing I’d be okay with is triplet Familliar sisters or Hobgoblins and her 14 Goblin cousins.
I’d also be okay with both situations at once but I don’t want the Familliar triplets making that oppaiest of lolis Hobgoblin a DFC.

>> No.17822309

>>17822266
BTW I heard there is new ecm? How is it?

>> No.17822312

>>17822173
>Need a tan dark mage that looks slightly like kuro.
That might push her looks from alluring to dangerously close to slutty territory. Just one based on the profile would be extremely lewd, when she knows what to say and do to get you going.

>> No.17822319

>>17822243
Would you be scared if a Slime came up out of the drain in your bath?

>> No.17822320

>>17822294
Wait. Hear me out now; what if it’s a Witch and her Elin-tier Dark Mage sister?

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>>17822309
>How is it

Do I really need to tell you it's good when it's ECM?

>> No.17822338

>>17822319
I'd prefer she seeped out the faucet because bath drains are kind of nasty.

>> No.17822341

>>17822328
Why are heart pupils the absolute best?

>> No.17822346

>>17822289
They're meant to be both.

>>17822294
>Dark mages should't be lolis.
They don't reproduce by mitosis, anon. Of course there would be Dark Mage lolis, unless every Dark Mage is a converted human that ends up foreveralone with no offspring.

>> No.17822352

>>17822138
Would cultivate a monster dong for her to choke on lovingly, pushing through because she wants to help her sonu.

>> No.17822365

>>17822352
>>17822138
>Oh no no no sweetie! It's so swollen big, how could this have happened?
>Don't worry sweetie, I'll make it all better for you!
>MMrffh grrd ffi ffmmfh hrffmmf!
Through watery eyes and a throat that looks like she's swallowing a summer sausage whole, succumom is gonna help her sonu no matter the cost!

>> No.17822383

>>17822365
>>17822352
>Even the neighbor ghoul is astonished she's able to take the whole thing down and still bob on it
>When asking about it later the ditzy succumom flashes a smile and a wink
>"Never underestimate the power of a momster's love for her son~!"
>"Although maybe I should give my throat a break tonight... I think poor Anon has been flaring up when looking at the back of my jeans lately!"
>Nearby buttslut Cheshire looks up horrified wondering the stories are true about Anon's sledgehammer and what that would mean for poor Succumom's ass

>> No.17822391 [DELETED] 

>>17822346
yeah, but those aren't legal you pedophile.

>> No.17822392

>>17822365
How would she react when she realizes how much she enjoys helping her son with his illness?

>> No.17822399

>>17822383
I hope succumom remembers how to fly because she won't be using her legs for some days.

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>>17822391

>> No.17822403
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>tfw into big girls, lolis, and everything in between
Too bad oyakodon isn't my thing. I guess I'd be inventing in some of those temporary lolification potions.

>> No.17822410

It's come to my attention that there is a disturbing lack of quality winegoat stories.

>> No.17822414

>>17821764
>tiger
So i attract jinkos?

>> No.17822416

I’ve got it. A Witch rapes you with the help of her Dark Mage Onee-san! Everyone wins!

>> No.17822418 [DELETED] 

>>17822391
>"not legal"
>a concept monsters even understand
Look upon this fag and laugh.

>> No.17822419 [DELETED] 

>>17822402
>filename
>it isn't KDF_in_a_nutshell.png
one job anon.

>> No.17822424

>>17822383
I would be the best son ever if I had a mom like her!

>> No.17822426 [DELETED] 

>>17822419
KDF isn't the only one who likes them young anon

>> No.17822428

>>17821993
Your taste is fucking trash.

>> No.17822431 [DELETED] 

>>17822418
the scenario he has described is literally taking a huge titted anime woman and saying, it'd be great if instead of being attractive, she was just an actual child, in body and mind. It's literally pedophilia.

>> No.17822435

>>17819663
Bob go back to Twitter

>> No.17822439 [DELETED] 

>>17822431
MGs mentally mature quickly.
t. KC

>> No.17822442 [DELETED] 

>>17822402
>posting random /pol/shit on /jp/

>> No.17822444

>>17822392
I think sonu would have to be the one to point it out to her, asking her if she enjoys it, to which she'd have a ditzy revelation.
>"...Oh! Huh. Well, I guess I do sweetie! Maybe we should do it more often~!"
She's a sweet hearted girl, with a sweet big ass and sweet big tits. Its a win for everyone.
>>17822424
>Anon is a straight A student, honor classes and everything, never does a lick of anything bad
>Everyone wonders how he keeps up with all the pressue of his young life
>They don't see how much pressure he applies to his Succumom's stomach and womb every single day and night with load after load of 'pent up frustration'
>>17822399
She'd stumble weakly out of bed, using the wall to shakily guide her, but still try and make it to the kitchen to make her beloved sonu breakfast, even if she has to use her wings and arms to hoist herself up.
Seriously, she's like mom of the year all years. She loves her son both with all the sexual desire a pervert could want in a momster and all the genuine mother's love an adoptive succumom could have. She'd take a bullet for him and walk it off to make him his favorite after school snack.

>> No.17822445 [DELETED] 

>>17822439
>S-She's just pretending to be a child!

>> No.17822448

>>17822426
He might not be the posterboy for pedos, but he's the posterboy for daughter dicking and that'll always be hilarious to me.

>> No.17822449

>>17822431
I'll take lolifags over fatfags any day.

>> No.17822452

>>17822449
we don't have fatfags. We have that one guy who posts it to rile you specifically up, but nobody actually attracted to it.

>> No.17822454

This is why alps are superior.
They dont cross the age barrier.
Maybe the gay one but come on it's the current year.

>> No.17822459
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>>17822445
Yes, that's pretty much how Baphomets like it actually.

>> No.17822460

Don't reply to alpposters.

>> No.17822463

>>17822460
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna reply!

>> No.17822465

>>17822410
It's criminal. The only ones that exist are wiki-tier. Unfortunately that's the reality for a lot of girls.

>> No.17822466
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17822466

BIG
FERAL
KITTY

>> No.17822470

>>17822452
>all those lovers of loen's cat
>we don't have fatfags
Good joke.

>> No.17822471

>>17822431
Are you the same guy who always gets butthurt when someone mentions a loli dark mage? And when your "isn't that just a witch" argument gets debunked you just resort to outright shitposting.

If you don't like it you can fuck off anytime instead of shitting up the thread with your facebooking normalfag hysteria, whether it's real or you're pretending to be retarded.

>> No.17822472

>>17822444
Gonna give my Succumom a present when I graduate! Its a ring and a daughter!

>> No.17822476

I need EXACTLY 20 images of smug alps.

>> No.17822477

>>17822459
Those are some nice blow-job handles

>> No.17822478

>>17822444
>Anon gets into a prestigious college
>Doesn't want to lose his momster
>Asks her to come with and live on campus with him
>Ever the airhead and loving mom, she agrees happily
>All the preppy monstergirls on campus are jealous of the older uncool Succubus who admittedly is thick as a milkshake (and has milk tanks that could easily produce a dozen of them) that is always hanging out with the new huge dick kid on campus
>Momster too airheaded to notice
>Still makes him grilled cheese sandwiches with little heart notes in a paper bag for him to take to class

>> No.17822483

>>17822471
>debunked
When was this?

>> No.17822484

>>17822459
then she better wear bloomers cause otherwise im not buying it.

>> No.17822485

>>17822466
This is why you never go camping alone in the woods during the full moon! Them cougars will get ya!

>> No.17822488

>>17822459
Looking at this picture makes me realize having a baphomet little sister wouldn't be that bad. Of course, I'd stop her from dressing like a slut, and she wouldn't get the D until she's got a hefty pair of growing tits and nice long legs.

You know, I'd be happy taking the dick out of the situation entirely, and just raising her as a little sister. Platonic-ally.

Ehh, of course for matters of the heart and dick a bapho-neesan is far superior.

>> No.17822490

>>17822471
Probably is.
>>17822483
Not a single part of the profile mentions dark mages have to have big breasts. The part that made people think that was a thing was a translation error that got fixed by MGR.

>> No.17822491

>>17822459
>has goat pupils
It’s the little things that make this pic great.

>> No.17822492

>>17822477
They're a key advantage for all horned monster girls.
Wendigo horns seem kinda tricky to grab, however.

>> No.17822500

>>17822471
>your facebooking normalfag hysteria
Won't be long before you can't use this argument aymore.

>> No.17822502
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>>17822484

>> No.17822504 [DELETED] 

>>17822478
I wonder what happens when she finally realizes that they’re husband and wife when she’s wondering why he’s 38 and still living with his Succumom.

>> No.17822503

>>17822472
>She stares at the ring puzzled
>"Oh anon, you know you don't have to buy me jewelry!"
>A few seconds pass
>"...WAAAAH! WAAAH?! Anon!!! Really?! M-Me?!"
And then comes a teary, boob-suffocating hug where she happily yells 'Yes, Yes, Yes!' over and over again.

>> No.17822509
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>>17822502

>> No.17822513

>>17822478
I wonder what happens when she finally realizes they’re married when she’s wondering why her 34 year old son is still living with his Succumom?

>> No.17822515

>>17822490
No shit it doesn't mention big breasts being a necessity. It literally states that they had nothing to do with baphomets or the sabbath. The only difference between a dark mage and a witch is one is a loli and acts like a loli and the other isn't.

>> No.17822524

>>17822504
>>17822513
>Approaches anon as he's in the living room of the beautiful big house he's paid off on thanks to his work he got as a result of all his hard work
>"Sweetie, are we married?"
>Silence
>"...Yes, mo- dear, we're married."
>"Oh! Okay~!"
>She flutters over and hugs her husband, happy she ended up with such a handsome stud with such a handsomely big cock

>> No.17822532

>>17822484
Does it matter whether she wears bloomers or panties, when you're going to pull them off anyway.

>>17822490
I get the feeling some people here masquerading as onee-san fags don't even like them that much, they're just vapid anti-loli fags like that faggot up there and want to "support" the thing they think is the opposite of what they hate. I remember when people were jerking themselves off at the mistranslations about Dark Mages being anti-Sabbath and having a big boob gimmic, and the interest for DM dropping considerably when that shit was revealed to be mistranslations.

>> No.17822534

>>17822414
Maybe, its mostly how monstergirls perceive your spirit energy. They see someone with the spirit of a tiger in you.

>> No.17822541

>>17822515
>>17822532
I think some people forget that the "onee-Sabbath" is 100% a thread invention.

>> No.17822542

>>17822503
>And then comes a teary, boob-suffocating hug where she happily yells 'Yes, Yes, Yes!' over and over again.
That certainly won’t be the last time that happens that night.

>> No.17822549

>>17822542
Heyoooo Succumom's gettin impaled that night!
I hope that you be the one to wake up early and make her breakfast- she definitely will be out of commission for basic movement for a while.

>> No.17822561

>>17822532
wow there anon, it's almost as if your tiny mind can't possibly comprehend that someone likes something different than you do. I don't give a fuck about lolis, but i liked the dark mage. She just never got any content. I guess she was too cosplay tier for anyone to write anything about, like witches.

>> No.17822563

>>17822534
Would say rawr to them.

>> No.17822567

>>17822549
>spoiler
Of course! Gonna make her blueberry pancakes!

>> No.17822570

>>17822515
>The only difference between a dark mage and a witch is one is a loli and acts like a loli and the other isn't.
Wrong. This is what happens when people don't read and let their dick dictate what they want the setting to be.
While yes, Witches and Dark Mages are both formerly human women and yes, both use magic there's differences between them.

A Witch is a human who gave herself to the Sabbath and was corrupted by a Baphomet in exchange for eternal youth and works towards achieving the Sabbath's goal.
A Dark Mage is a woman who had a "desire" much like a monster, turned into a monster without any outside help and lives a hedonistic life style.
Those are very important differences, a dark mage can be a loli and still be vastly different from a witch.
>>17822532
>I get the feeling some people here masquerading as onee-san fags don't even like them that much, they're just vapid anti-loli fags like that faggot up there and want to "support" the thing they think is the opposite of what they hate.
It's 100% this, the circle jerking started long before dark mages were even a thing from the moment KC said there were magic users that weren't Sabbath related. I'm not even really a lolifag but some people were absolutely desperate for something to "BTFO" the Sabbath to the point is was just pathetic.

>> No.17822571

I want to have a platonic relationship with a monster girl.

>> No.17822574

>>17822571
Gay.

>> No.17822576

>>17822532
hey man, just cause i like onee doesn't make me anti-loli.

>> No.17822577

>>17822571
I'd have monster friends too, anon. Even if my wife ended up hating some of them.

>> No.17822583

>>17822570
>a dark mage can be a loli and still be vastly different from a witch.
Not really, when you think about it. There's no reason for a loli to not associate with the loli supremacy league. And if it's a magic loli, I fail to see why she wouldn't offer herself to scissor with a baphomet for more power and prestige.

>> No.17822586
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GHOST. BLOWJOBS. WOO WOO.

>> No.17822587

>>17822515
>The only difference between a dark mage and a witch is one is a loli and acts like a loli and the other isn't.
Other than that they have different personality types that stay distinct even if you age down the profile dark mage to compare, and they live different kinds of lives with one usually being communal and a member of an organization, and other being a lone wolf with no superiors to answer to that does what she wants, and that one is specifically a permaloli tied to the Sabbath while the other one is basically a more general monster magician that'll presumably grow normally.

>> No.17822589

>>17822570
you see things in a very strange way anon. Not everything is black and white. I'm sure people who you describe exist, but to assume that everyone's interest was faked is rather foolish.

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>>17822477
Darn right.

>> No.17822596

>>17822587
so one is a literal girl scout and the other is an independent woman. why did you feel the need to add on to this?

>> No.17822597

>>17822577
>She treats all of your female friends with suspicion, thinking that they will all steal you from her.
This is what makes a monster girl go yandere.

>> No.17822601

>>17822596
>literal girl scout
Not him, but that's not how you use the word literal. Maybe you should read the setting instead of making assumptions. The Sabath is a wide spread supremacy nation and propaganda machine.

Unless in whatever shithole you're from, girl scouts kidnap and rape men while mindbreaking them into pedophiles.

>> No.17822603

Is there any flustered shogg art?

>> No.17822605

>>17822601
>he doesn't know about the Sabbath Scouts

>> No.17822606

>>17822601
Oh gee, I used the word literal in a figurative sense. That makes my argument invalid!

>> No.17822608

>>17822601
>nation
I don't know how I ended up typing that word in. I meant organization.

>>17822606
You being wrong makes your argument invalid, twat.

>> No.17822611

>>17822583
There's already plenty of loli monster girls who don't join the sabbath. Devils are aligned with Druella for example and Dark Mages are the type to not give a shit about anything else as long as they have a husband, the profile mentions that they're the type to lock themselves away in their home.

>> No.17822613
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17822613

How about we talk about griffons

>> No.17822614

>>17822608
Maybe you should try showing me how I'm wrong, fag. Christ, I use a well known organization to make a simplification, and you shit down my throat.

>> No.17822616

>>17822601
they rape my wallet and turn people into cookie addics here

>> No.17822617

>>17822597
Even worse when one of your friends is a rival species and she a really clingy one. Though a quick heart pupil and enough pampering can easily make the yandere go away.

>> No.17822618

>>17822561
>>17822576
Before you try to spin this into me shitting on onee-sanfags, please read the post again. I made it quite clear that I was talking about the shitposting retards like that guy who's posts already got deleted, it's obvious there are far more people who talk about liking onee-san types here, than the few shitposters who try to start pissing contests or go the full mile to reeeee like a something awful goon.

>> No.17822622
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>>17816977
Hey dude! Definitely don't skimp on dinner! How are you gonna last in bed if you aren't eating healthy!

>> No.17822624

>>17822614
>Maybe you should try showing me how I'm wrong, fag
There's absolutely nothing in common with the two except the sabath probably has a branch responsible to peddling spiked food.

I already showed you where you were wrong.
> I use a well known organization to make a simplification
It's not even a simplification or an over simplification. Girl scouts aren't a powerful conglomerate.

>> No.17822626

>>17822622
B-but I just ate.

>> No.17822631
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A little Halloween story about a horror movie fan dealing with some trick or treaters.

Beneath the mask
tags: No smut, Halloween
https://pastebin.com/nTKfRCNB
Let me know what you thought of it, or if you have any advice or criticism.

Next thing I'm gonna probably do is to make a tiny prequel to fires of war to turn it from a stand alone to an actual chapter and then work on the second chapter

>> No.17822638

>>17822624
Ok anon. I understand your autism makes it hard to detect verbal nuances. It's fine that you don't understand how drawing parallels for the sake of a comedic oversimplification works. Of course when I said girl scout, I meant it 100% literally with absolutely no difference whatsoever. I 100% was not trying to use a concept most people are already familiar with to help make a point.

>> No.17822650

>>17822583
well the loli might want to have a big body in the future and therefore refuses to associate with the sabbath. She might also be geographically separated from the sabbath making any contact impossible.

>> No.17822652

Will you two please get a room?

>> No.17822657

>>17822652
Shambles

>> No.17822659
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MGs are tricky, be aware of your surroundings at all times during Halloween.

They don't call them Sabbath Bushes for nothing.

>> No.17822662

>>17822603
I don't think I've seen any.

>> No.17822665

>>17822596
>why did you feel the need to add on to this?
I don't know. Perhaps as an argument to debate someone who's presenting blatantly false information as facts, but that would be silly right, why would I do that?

>> No.17822666
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>hellhound edition

>> No.17822667

>>17822638
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>You're just too small minded to understand the depth of my intellectual verbal nuances, too autistic to grasp the disparate parallels between two completely different entities
You know, I understand it's hard but some times it's a big step for a person's growth to be able to admit when they were wrong. I won't think less of you for it.

>> No.17822669

>>17822659
That girl needs a haircut something fierce.

>> No.17822674
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Reminder that drawing summoning circles smaller than they're supposed to be can result in summoning smaller demons.

>> No.17822680

>>17822613
They're alright.

>> No.17822681

>>17822674
She looks pretty big to me, you know?

>> No.17822684

>>17822666
Whats her power level? Is she Shaggy Blanco tier?

>> No.17822685
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succ

>> No.17822688

>>17822613
They are really fluffy and the image you posted is really low quality.

>>17822684
Gohan Calvo tier.

>> No.17822689

Lolis should be kept flat, oppai lolis are prone to bad posture which leads to several disease. T Hey are an unnatural abomination and should be treated as such. This message is approved by the Sabbath, for more information contact your nearest Sabbath recruitment center.

>> No.17822690

>>17822667
Jesus fucking christ if you can't see the surface level similarities between the sabbath and girl scouts I'm concerned for you. I know the two are entirely separate entities, I can't even begin to fathom how gigantic your ego is for you to think anyone couldn't. For christ's sake anon, it's not an uncommon portrayal that the sabbath operates in similar manners to girl scouts to spread their views. This is it, anon, I have to go, so you can sate your need for superiority on someone else.

>> No.17822692

>>17822681
Compact, for easy carrying and lifting.

>> No.17822696

>>17822689
I gotta have a little something (a la >>17822593). Washboard can leave.

>> No.17822697

>>17822685
What pretty horns.

>> No.17822706

>>17822696
That's an acceptable size, but anything bigger is heretical. also baphomets are fucking cute

>> No.17822707

>>17822696
Small bumps are fine, something to run your hands over and tease and suck into your mouth while kissing her bare chest.

>> No.17822712

>>17822685
>tfw no lilim momster who adopts me to groom me into the perfect husband but stops after realizing the love we share as mother and son is more greater than that of husband and wife
>plus it makes the sex that more taboo which pushes all out buttons

>> No.17822713

>>17822690
>Jesus fucking christ if you can't see the surface level similarities between the sabbath and girl scouts I'm concerned for you.
This is why I say you don't know shit about the setting. There are no surface level similarities asides from the fact that they both look like little girls. As organizations they act completely different - have different goals and fulfill different roles

I mean to say they both have little girls isn't just a surface level similarity. That's like a peripheral "I'm not really looking" similarity. That's like saying the KKK is the same as Mc Donalds because they both employ humans. It's beyond retarded.

> I know the two are entirely separate entities
Not separate, though they are. I said 'Different' And this, you don't understand otherwise you wouldn't have drawn parallels between the two. I mean do you even know the Sabath dominates clothing and magical research industries?
>sabbath operates in similar manners to girl scouts to spread their views
You think door-to-door is all the sabath does? It's only an insignificant portion. And for that matter, plenty of other organizations work by door-to-door. Might as well have drawn parallels between the Sabath and Jehovah Witnesses.

>so you can sate your need for superiority on someone else.
You started with the smugess.

>> No.17822718
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>>17822674

>> No.17822723

>>17822712
>>the love we share as mother and son is more greater than that of husband and wife
>She ends up getting you and her most trusted underling together
Good end.

>> No.17822726
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https://twitter.com/Story_terror/status/924330478894587905
I really need a Manticore with a body and personality like that.

>> No.17822741

>>17822726
Blend-S is surprisingly good.

>> No.17822747

>>17815788
Dies she count as a woc?

>> No.17822751

>>17822726
>Disposition: cruel
So you just want a young manticore

>> No.17822752
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Orcs and Orc accessories.

>> No.17822760

>>17822674
>tfw no dense short stack Demon roommate who thinks the answer to everything is sex
For the last time Kelly I need to pay the utilities and anal won’t pay for it!

>> No.17822763

>>17822741
It really caught me off guard, not that I mind.
>>17822751
Of course, just that type of sadism to be exact.

>> No.17822764

>>17822674
>>17822723
Hot damn I love her.

>> No.17822770

>>17822764
Meant for >>17822760

>> No.17822771

>>17822763
Kaho is the best girl so far.

>> No.17822778

>>17822713
dude his original post was like a sentence, and you're calling him out because he didn't describe the entirety of what the sabbath encompasses accurately?

>> No.17822788

>>17822650
That's a pretty rational assessment. Even if the sabbath was active close enough and asked a young dark mage to join them, she'd probably think their club is lame and would want to follow her own paths. Even if her own path happened to be longing after onii-san too, she'd still want to fly solo.

>> No.17822790

Is it too much to ask for one thread without drama?

>> No.17822799

>>17822771
>fake tsun who loves vidya
It's hard not to love her, what's the best monster girl type for that?

>> No.17822801

>>17822778
No I'm calling him out on being a disingenuous twat.

>> No.17822806

>>17822799
Cheshire. She’d try to play mean pranks on you and then just stop halfway through because she’s bored and go back to streaming herself playing Centaur Simulator.

>> No.17822823

>>17822764
>>17822770
>Anon runs into his kitchen because the smoke alarm went off from his shortstack Demon roommate burning dinner
>Kelly, his roommate, just undoes her skirt and bends over a chair her chocolate starfish quivering at the thought of you pounding out your frustrations
>she gets even more confused when you pull her pants up and take her out for dinner after helping her clean up
>when you get back from eating that’s when you force her over the couch and fuck a daughteru into her

>> No.17822829

>>17822801
Are you addicted to being Angry?

>> No.17822833

>>17822829
You're not better than him, maybe that's why you bothered to wade into this.

>> No.17822842

>>17822833
you're talking to a third person. He's not me.

>> No.17822844

>>17822823
What is it about the words chocolate starfish that turns me off so much? This is coming from a guy whose primary fetish is anal.

>> No.17822848

>>17822844
Thank Fred Durst.

>> No.17822849

>>17822844
Poop implications.

>> No.17822850

>>17822842
Eh, point stands. What purpose does calling me angry serve other than making me seem like I'm being emotional and irrational?

>> No.17822851

>>17822844
It reminds me of The Great Mighty Poo, so I usually laugh it off, but "quivering chocolate starfish" just sounds like a setouchi abomination

>> No.17822852

>>17822850
Dude. You are.

>> No.17822855

>>17822844
What words could your waifu say that would make you lose an erection?

>> No.17822859

>>17822842
>>17822842
>He's not me.
Yes I am

>> No.17822862

>>17822855
Really anything hurtful or indicating that she's about to partake in a fetish I don't like. I mean, she wouldn't and that's what makes her my waifu.

>> No.17822864

>>17822855
tax evasion

>> No.17822865

>>17822833
Anon I'm going to get the cool whip

>> No.17822869

>>17822852
Give one example of me being irrational. You can't, because I haven't been.

>> No.17822871

>>17822855
Daddy.

>> No.17822877

>>17822869
If this doesn't end in at least two pungent, unwashed neckbeards fucking each other half to death my entire afternoon is wasted.

>> No.17822883
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17822883

I just want a lewd goblin waifu to go around and do stuff with. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.17822884

is it lazy for a witch to go as herself for halloween?

>> No.17822886
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>>17822859
What? What's happening?

>> No.17822887

>>17822883
But this is a dragon.

>> No.17822890

>>17822877
I don't know the first guy got bored and left, and now the second guy is just being double teamed by these two(?)other guys

>> No.17822894

>>17822890
All the other guys is doing is calling me angry. Rather than double teamed it's closer to just watching while wanking.

>> No.17822899

>>17822855
Calling me daddy or brother maight slow me down, but if she called herself mommy or onee-chan I'd fuck her so hard she'd never say it again. Hearing about fetishes that I'm really against will make me flacid too.

>> No.17822902

>>17822899
>brother
>"oooh yeah, put it in me brother"
>yfw

>> No.17822923

>>17822883
>Goblin
That's Chromie.

>> No.17822932

>>17822902
Not like that! Like onii-san and shit. If my waifu started to act like Hulk Hogan I'd be unable to fuck her for weeks.

>> No.17822936

>>17822902
But that if anon actually is Chris Jericho?

>> No.17822941 [DELETED] 

>>17822932
Now 'im immaginig hulk holgan triyng to sex me up, fucl.
>COME HERE BRUTTHER, GET A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE HULKSTER
>WE ARE GONNA FUCK BROTHER OH YEAH

>> No.17822942

>>17822936
Is he going to put us on the list?

>> No.17822948

>>17822941
I can only imagine how bad it would be if my wife did that now and I'm laughing. Oh god why.

>> No.17823033
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Dead.

>> No.17823036
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>>17823033
Dead is best.

>> No.17823041

>>17823033
I want a wight with that hairstyle

>> No.17823043

>>17823033
Would make her my queen and eat her out every day.

>> No.17823052

>>17823036
>>17823041
What if we combined a Lich, Wisp and Wight to make the ultimate undead?

>> No.17823055
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>>17823036
It's not if everyone forgets about you

>> No.17823057

>>17823052
Lich doesn't really have much to bring to the table though. Wisp/Wight combination seems like the optimal unded

>> No.17823059

>>17823052
I think that if that ever happened, a few kingdoms would become undead kingdoms. It would only stop once she found a husband.

>> No.17823067

>>17823041
What if the Wight in the profile already has that and she would just need to let her hair down?

>> No.17823072

>>17823055
Poor Doppel.

>> No.17823081

>>17823033
Wisp legs are so fucking nice. I'd die for a bit just to rub my face on one.

>> No.17823083
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>> No.17823110

>>17823083
Cute.

>> No.17823116

>>17823055
She's the only monstergirl that literally, literally becomes a non-monstergirl from you finally falling in love with her.
Still upset that she loses her shapeshifting abilities. Honestly, what about her remains monstrous after that happens?

>> No.17823118

I wish we had more people who'd write abominations or corruption since Harblador is gone and faggocks refuses to write because this place is 'mean' to him

>> No.17823119

>>17823083
Waaah!!!

>> No.17823138

>>17823116
She's still a small undead girl, I guess.

>> No.17823176

>>17823083
Fancy slug, sliding through the streets!

>> No.17823180

>>17823176
She's just trying to get to the bakery!
Why does chaos follow such a demure girl?

>> No.17823186

>>17823083
I want to eat that snail's slime!

>> No.17823193

>>17823186
Do not!
Only her one true love could be allowed to do such an intimate act!

>> No.17823195

>>17823186
you better take responbility then

>> No.17823204
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>>17823083
BEGONE THOT.

>> No.17823207

>>17823204
I mean on one hand she is fucking a lot of men, but on the other she's too cute to be killed in such a painful way.

>> No.17823209

>>17823207
Salt wouldn't do anything to a Tritonia monstergirl. She's not a literal slug.

>> No.17823214

>>17823204
What with salt and snails?

>> No.17823217

>>17823209
its called jokes, we're not being literal. mamono mana would probably make her go into a rape frenzy or something.

>> No.17823219

>>17823067
Good point. Man, it would be so nice to watch a Wight kick her heels off and let her hair loose, laze back in a chair with a bottle of wine.

>> No.17823228

>>17823204
Don't Tritonia's thrive in saltwater environments?

>> No.17823241

>>17823204
its a seaslug though anon

>> No.17823245

>>17823204
>THOT
I usually hate memes, but I'm kind of liking this one

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>>17823245
>I usually hate memes

>> No.17823256

>>17823204
Please, her rape is unintentional.

>> No.17823274

>>17823245
Because it's basically a normalfag-friendly version of 3DPD

>> No.17823285

>>17823251
>'Hey youtube! It's ya girl! Purple Bitch!'
>'Check out this sick prank video!'
>Video plays of her sneaking up behind a guy, then pulling his pants down.
>He starts yelling at her while fumbling for his belt.
>'Woah! Chill out buddy! It's just a prank!'

>> No.17823304

>pour salt on a Tritonia's head
>She just cutely tries to brush it out squeaking "Oh no, oh no!" patting her hair
They're very bullyable.

>> No.17823315

>>17823285
Things could have been different if he shoved his now exposed cock into her face. Those cats are only as strong as you let them be.

>> No.17823317

>>17823304
Make it "Oh non, oh non!" in a sultry french accent and we got the perfect woman.

>> No.17823326

>>17823317
why french? I though that species of sea slug was indigenous to the sea of japan.

>> No.17823327

>>17823317
Of course.
Followed by her asking in that voice "Why are you so very mean to me anoon?"
Of course, all that wiggling to get the salt out of her hair would have made her have a wardrobe malfunction in the front that she hadn't noticed.

>> No.17823333

>>17823326
It was discovered by a frenchman. But I thought it was native to around france as well.

>> No.17823344

>>17823327
And that is the correct moment to ask for her forgiveness by offering her a hug.

>> No.17823354

>>17823344
Tritonias are quick to melt at hugs. They're hugsluts, if you will. She'll change her tune quickly as she wraps her arms around you and sighs "Mon amour"

>> No.17823369

>>17823304
You guys are dumb. If salt doesn't work then you have to pour sweet!

I'd shower her in chocolates and candies. It will definitely make quick work of her.

>> No.17823379

>>17823369
No! That will fluster her!

>> No.17823383

>>17823369
>Squishy girl covered in chocolate
I want to see the furious blush on her face as I lick and suck all of it off every last inch of her squishy body.

>> No.17823385

>>17823354
Being hugsluts is a necessary feature for their reproduction. Nothing arouses a potential mating partner more than a lengthy tight hug with sweets words right in the ear.

>> No.17823386

>>17823369
[Waaaaah! Intensifies]

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>>17823369
The coup de grace is then pulling aside her bangs so you can see her eyes and full flustered face

>> No.17823401

>>17823393
Make direct eye contact with her as you lick her clean. Dare her to stop you if she really doesn't like it.

>> No.17823407

>>17823393
Oh I know how I'm going to finish her. After pouring choco on her body and attacking her with my tongue I'll use a pockey game to finish her off.

Goodbye, seaslug.

>> No.17823415
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Is this a cute sheep or a cute goat?

>> No.17823419

>>17823415
That's a very flat and not fluffy sheep.

>> No.17823423

>>17823415
Not chuuni enough to be a goat.

>> No.17823429
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How would you help soothe a little monster girl who just had a terrible dream?

>> No.17823433

>>17823429
A kiss on the forehead and cuddling with her as the wife wraps her wings around both of us.

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>>17823429
She can sleep with mom and dad

>> No.17823438

>>17823429
With dick!

>> No.17823440

>>17823429
Oh well I'd probab--

>that meat

Why does she have meat?

>> No.17823441

>>17823440
If you look carefully it's a stuffed toy.

>> No.17823449

>>17823219
Atleast I hope Wight's hairstyle is hiding the kind of long fluffy hair as Wisp or Dark Mage have, it's top tier.

>> No.17823453

>>17823436
That feeling when Wendigo and White Horn antlers are sexual headlights for me.

>> No.17823470

>>17823219
>wightfu will never kick off her heels after a long day of high society and laze around the house in her underwear, drinking a beer and watching wrestling with me.
ok maybe i am an uncultured cretin

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What kind of old outfits does your waifu have?

>> No.17823493

>>17823476
Do you think all girls hold onto that one extra slutty outfit from their single days?

>> No.17823505

>>17823429
Tell her to go back to sleep and that the nightman isn't real.

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>>17823476
Anime cosplay ones.

Awww yeah.

>> No.17823521

>>17823515
Shoggoth cosplaying as Satsuki when?

>> No.17823526

>>17823505
But the nightman is real.

>> No.17823531

>>17823526
No it's not, there's no such thing! I mean what even is a nightman?

>> No.17823533

>>17823521
Shoggoths don't seem like they would be able to replicate that kind of personality.

>> No.17823539

>>17823531
>I mean what even is a nightman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4zefzP7d0

>> No.17823577

>>17823429
Let her sleep on my bed and hug her.

>> No.17823622

7-foot tall Pharaoh.

>> No.17823624

>>17823476
Casual clothes, bikini armor, female game armor and some some dresses.

>> No.17823625
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>>17823476
>>17823515
>>17823521
>Monsters dressing up as other monsters for halloween
Why is there not a shitton of art of this right now?

>> No.17823635

>>17823429
Squish her between me and daughteru and hum a nice song while patting her head until she sleeps. I could also tell her a story.

>> No.17823643

>>17823625
Phantasma > All

>> No.17823645

DB > other Halloween outfits

>> No.17823649

>>17823622
Go on...



>>17823643
Fuck off Tanis is best ghoul.

>> No.17823658

>>17823649
7 foot tall Pharaoh looking down on you with a smile.

>> No.17823666

>>17823649
Tanis is adorable, but Phantasma was the only one that got my dick hard.

>> No.17823674

>>17823533
I think they'd do a good job, but would then flop onto their master and apologize for being so mean immediately afterwords.

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>>17823625
We have them, they're just in the archives.

Well, my archives anyway.

>> No.17823696

I want to feed an elf raging mushrooms

>> No.17823713

I really dislike monsterization/brainwashing.

>> No.17823718

>>17823696
I want to feed an elf too much.

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>>17823625

>> No.17823724

>>17823696
I want to tell a elf that she looks lovely.

>> No.17823725

>>17823696
I want to feed an Elf my dick.

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>>17823713
Cursed items are fun!

>> No.17823737

>>17823622
With braided hair and a beltbra!

>> No.17823741

>>17823713
That's kinda rough given how much of a focus of mge it is.
I'm a huge fan of it either being done on purpose by a girl. Wish there was more of that

>> No.17823744

>>17823718
I also want that. I want to have hours of lovey dovey cuddle sex with an elf

>> No.17823752

>>17823741
It kinda sucks, yeah. I'm completely cool with consensual stuff, but like you said there isn't much of it. If a girl decides she wants to live a life of hedonistic pleasure (or not), that's her business.

>> No.17823763

>>17823744
That would be nice.
Big, soft elves are built for snuggling in bed.

>> No.17823771

>>17823696

>not letting your waifu come inside

>> No.17823798

>>17818529
>What will your profession be?

Engineering, just imagine what could be done with everything that would come over.

A career in quantum physics could also be interesting due to the fact that you could possibly find out how to open more portals due to the fact that the portal that is already open would serve as a perfect specimen to study

>> No.17823849

>>17823798
>just imagine what could be done with everything that would come over.
just because monstergirl crossed over doesn't mean pointy hair bosses dont exist anymore

>> No.17823884

>>17823849
>Implying companies wouldn't start trying to find out ways to utilize all of the technology that would be brought over

>> No.17823937

Found two manticore stories from someone who didn't make a pastebin account. Good shit.
https://pastebin.com/mYJyysvy
https://pastebin.com/tLcQrzQb

>> No.17823939

>>17823884
I want to see the tubby P'Orc girls working at Mc'Porkers

>> No.17823995
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>I'll protect you! You don't get a choice!
How do you react?

>> No.17823997

>>17823429
Do a whole I told you so, on the aspects of consuming dairy before sleeping.

>> No.17824001

>>17823995
No resistance, I'm fine with it.

>> No.17824008

>>17823995
i'm ok with this beautiful

>> No.17824013

>>17823995
If she's saying she'll protect me, how is she going to stop me from refusing her?

>> No.17824017

>>17823995
>Smoking
Awful habit. Waifu status REVOKED. Say NO to tobacco.

>> No.17824023
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Imouto Dragons.

>> No.17824024

>>17824017
It's a shell casing anon, she saw it in a movie once and thought it was cool

>> No.17824028

>>17824017
You don't have a choice. I hope you enjoy having smoke blown on your face.

>> No.17824029

>>17823995
>>17824017
This.

>> No.17824034
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>>17823995
>His waifu needs help from objects to protect the husband
Sad

>> No.17824059

>>17824034
Hey, her missile tubes are integrated with her body! That counts as her body!

>> No.17824060

>>17823995
From what?

>> No.17824070

>>17824060
whats the worst thing you can think of?

>> No.17824081

>>17824070
Shoggoth tanukis. Just typing that made me a pyromaniac.

>> No.17824088

>>17824070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a2-bPtAzrA

>> No.17824100

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep an eye out for those clever tanuki business-women.

Even when young they'll try to make a buck by offering you a special naptime seat where you can lay down, relax, and repay them by snuggling them when they nap

>> No.17824101
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>>17823436
Then lets not keep Mamma waiting then.

>> No.17824107

>>17824101
Oh no
It's adorable

>> No.17824114

>>17824101
Oh lordy.
Is that how Whitehorn-san learned how to care for kids?

Regardless, she better enjoy that now as she can't get carried when she's older.

>> No.17824115

I want to be a construction worker so I can catcall ladies in MGC

>> No.17824116

>>17824101
>Baby /fa/ deer
Too fucking cute

>> No.17824118

>>17824100
All I have to do is say no to those disgusting creatures.

>> No.17824122

>>17824114
>Regardless, she better enjoy that now as she can't get carried when she's older.
maybey she can,
humans can level up in the mge world right?

>> No.17824124
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>>17824114
But when she's older, she'll get to carry her own anon. And that comes with it's own perks.

>> No.17824137

>>17824122
Well it's not really a level up, but they can get stronger like in a game.

>> No.17824138

>>17824118
But could you really say no to an innocent tanuki loli that really just wants a hug?

>> No.17824142

>>17824114
When he is old and infirm, she will carry him.

>> No.17824144

>>17824122
Depends on how high you can get your strength.

>>17824124
Always a bonus as well.

>>17824142
Old dad anon probably laughs with her as they do that.
He does so love winter, although its probably a shame his wife can't do that anymore.

>> No.17824147

>>17824138
If it's a tanuki, yes.

>> No.17824151

>>17824137
>>17824144
>Depends on how high you can get your strength.
just high enough to be able to princess carry youre waifu

>> No.17824152

>>17824101
>you will never build a snow fort with your White Horn daughteru then go home to be greeted by your waifu holding three cups of hot cocoa

>> No.17824159

>>17824101
One day she'll become too big for you to carry, but maybe she'll just start carrying you

>> No.17824172

>>17822631
damn, I missed this in the little autism shitshow we had. Too cute!

>> No.17824187

>>17824101
What a lucky man.

>> No.17824194

>>17824151
Yep. That is the minimum requirement to make your waifu blush like crazy and have a loving heart attack.

>> No.17824220

>>17824172
>autism shitshow
The what now?

>> No.17824223

>>17824151
What if my waifus a White Horn? I’m not saying she’s fat, but a full grown horse weighs a lot.

>> No.17824232

>>17824223
https://youtu.be/TJ2Bxu6DgnY

>> No.17824252
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https://twitter.com/DokuRingo_RD/status/924245946388508672
Explain yourselves, Slutenfags.

>> No.17824261

>>17824223
With magic you don't even have to be muscular. You can blow up a mountain while still looking like a shota if you grind hard enough.

>> No.17824263

>>17824252
Wow that's hideous.

>> No.17824264

>>17824252
>what happens when you smoke weed erryday

>> No.17824271

>>17824252
I'm not sleeping tonight and I need my waifu to comfort me.

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>>17824252
those old comparisons memes between ayys and anime girls don't seem so outlandish now

>> No.17824277
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>>17824252
This is why people need more bananas

>> No.17824286

I want to teach my daughteru the game called what's-in-the-box!

>> No.17824288

>>17824276
Slut fox.

>> No.17824295

>>17824277
Banana is very adorkable.

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>>17824277
Shuten clearly has her beat.

>> No.17824302

>>17824299
what the fug

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I really want to cuddle a spider right now.

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>>17824252
>>17824299

>Her smile and optimism
>G O N E

On another note, can we address the fact that this idiot somehow managed to give her the same dimensions as the worm aliens from MIB? It looks like she has additional hip bones.

>> No.17824327

>>17824321
Put her out of her misery.

>> No.17824348
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>pharaoh is in the war room speaking with her council
>"Well then, with this strategy our victory over the Apophis is practically assured. We'll soon crush those evil snakes beneath our fe-"
>"Mom, I need help!"
>young Anon shuffles into the room, drawing everyones attention
>"S-Sweetie, mommy is busy plotting the downfall of those mean purple snakes I told you to stay away from. Can it wait?"
>he shakes his head and points to his crotch, making her notice the large bulge in his pants
>she rushes over to cover him from the glares of the others in the room
>"Honey, why didn't you ask the attendant I gave you to help?"
>"She said it wasn't in the schedule right now."
>"That damn jackal, what am I paying her for...Look, I'll help as soon as I'm done here, okay?"
>"But I need it now."
>she can see the button on his pants straining, and now she can hear giggles coming from her advisers
Some momsters have it tough

>> No.17824351

>>17824348
The responsibility of all momsters weighs heavy, but is fruitful.

>> No.17824353

>>17820989
It looks like she has a hairy b-hole.

>> No.17824354

I want to go on a wild pirate adventure with my waifu! There would be swordfighting and ship battles and supernatural end-of-the-world type stuff and it'd be a lot of fun!

>> No.17824377

>>17824348
>Spoiling a child that bad
Watch as the purple snake poisons the pharaoh and breaks her son.

>> No.17824380

>>17824354
But anon, what if your waifu is a sandworm?

>> No.17824385

>>17824380
My waifu isn't a Sandworm anon, but I guess you could have the same thing on a sea of sand with her as your ship if your waifu happened to be a Sandworm.

>> No.17824403

>>17824348
>Cropped feet
Why?

>> No.17824428

>>17824403
among the ancient Chinese the foot was consider the most erotic part of the female body,
so much so that even in erotic art with full view of genitals the feet were covered up.

>> No.17824432

>>17824101
White Horn daughteru is cute! Where are her forelegs though?

>> No.17824436

>>17824101
Good papa.

>> No.17824555

Why did it die?

>> No.17824561

>>17824555
Footfags.

>> No.17824565 [SPOILER] 
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>>17815788
I won't be happy until a Hellhound tries to "teach me tricks" in public.

>Anon, shake!
>"What the fuck?"
>C'mon, grab my paw! It's cold out.
>"Fine."
>Good boy! Now stand-
>"HOLY SHIT PUT ME DOWN"
>And give me a kiss~.
>"MMHP"
>Goood boy!
>Ready for your treat?

>> No.17824587

>>17823995
If this is a Gremlin with Shortstack proportions, I say I'll marry her if she has a second mech for me.

>> No.17824593

>>17824565
Drop the in public part and I might be okay.

>> No.17824601

>>17824561
But anon, I'm the footfag and also the person you replied to!

>> No.17824679

>>17823625
Because that would be racist towards other monstergirls.

>> No.17824711
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Getting dom'd by a tall Atlach-Nacha is much worst than being dom'd by a small one.

>> No.17824737

>>17824711
>implying that having your male pride stomped on by a little girl isn't the most god tier fetish

>> No.17824748

>>17824737
It is.
I'm just saying that having your male pride stomped by a big girl is a horrible and humiliating experience that will scar you for life.

>> No.17824756
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Real undead hours.

>> No.17824768

>>17824756
I'd like to hang out with that Lich.

>> No.17824776

>>17824756
>tfw no zombie to absorb the heat on these burning heat nights

>> No.17824805

>>17824748
I see where you are coming from anon but being stomped on by a little girl is equally as humiliating. See, a big girl has reason for overpowering you, but a little girl doesn't, she's weak and small, you as a man should be able to overpower her, but no you give into your dirty lolicon urges and let her do as she pleases, stomping you in various places and calling you horrible names.

>> No.17824807

>>17824776
Actually this reminds me, what do you think the odds are of updated art for the zombie? They're one of the older ones where you can really tell KC hadn't quite come into his art style yet, and I think it'd be nice to see an update, especially since they're supposedly one of the more common types of undead

>> No.17824822

>>17824805
Men are built to breed. Lolis are the most breedable. It is only normal for a man to submit to a loli.
Submitting to a big girl, especially if she overpowers you, is a clear and definitely sign of weakness and lack of respect for oneself.

>> No.17824831
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Remember that learning to fight is important

>> No.17824837

>>17824822
I understand your point now anon and I agree.

>> No.17824841

Next thread where?

>> No.17824845

>>17824841
When the thread falls off the board in one or two days.

>> No.17824847

>>17824841
There's no reason to make one yet.

>> No.17824852
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17824852

Lets talk Ninjas

>> No.17824854

>>17824822
Anon you need counseling

>> No.17824857

>>17824852
Alright, what about them do you want to discuss?

>> No.17824861

>>17824857
The tail is meant to be a grapple hook right?

how does that work really? can she spiderman swing via her ass?

>> No.17824862

>>17824852
I wonder how Kunoichis evaluate their skills since they're so situation specific.
Perhaps the one who can make her target cum the fastest is considered the most skilled.

>> No.17824867

>>17824861
KC said that the kunoichi tail is extendable
So im going to assume she just lengthens it too use it as normal rope

>> No.17824875

>>17822036
Somehow her hair looks fluffy as a fox mofu

>> No.17824881

>>17824867
>You'll never tie a Kunoichi up with her own tail

>> No.17824882

>>17824862
I assume they have vague sexy time trainings the way a couple of monsters are described as having. The only part of this we've ever seen I think is the one part in that fallen maidens book where she's practicing on tentecles before it fades to black

>> No.17824887

>>17824881
That's probably /d/ territory to them. You're going to end up with a tied up Kunoichi who looks away in shame with her bright red face from a mix of fluster and anticipation.

>> No.17824895

How perverted would a Kiki have to be to fuck her Mistress' son and tell him not to tell his mother?

>> No.17824896
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>>17824852
>No ceiling ninja to watch me masturbate

>> No.17824910

>>17824059
Just because she can shoot golfballs out of her ass doesn't mean you get to call it a missile tube.

>> No.17824931
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>>17824895
Completely normal. That's why his mother hired her in the first place.

>> No.17824932

>>17824896
If you knew about her, she wouldn't be a good ninja.

>> No.17824937

>>17824896
you got some sauce for that?

>> No.17824946

>>17824931
So you mean to say that a monstergirl noble hired a Kikimora to have sex with her shota son and pretend it was on the down low?

>> No.17824956

>>17824937
https://exhentai.org/g/699703/db53a4bee4/?p=1

>> No.17824957

>>17824946
The kiki is probably giving the noble updates on the young master's growing libido and body every day.

>> No.17824964

>>17824756
She's smiling because her husband is eating her out under the table.

>> No.17824988

>>17823995
cyka blyat

>> No.17824994
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>>17824957
It's also essential that the young master sires a few heirs for the cadet branch of the family.

>> No.17824996

>>17824887
>a couple of kunoichi go in search of some of their sisters who have gone missing on a mission
>after infiltrating the relatively normal looking house where they were last seen, they find a comfy looking room in the basement
>on the large bed in the center, they see their missing sisters, tied up with their tails
>"Oh goddess, I think I'm gonna be sick."
>One of them is conscious and mumbling something to them, so they move closer to her
>"Sisters...sisters...join us..."
>they don't notice Anon sneak up on them

>> No.17824999

>>17823995
I wanna go to the range with her then be her little spoon afterward.

>> No.17825067

>>17824017
I don't smoke (maybe a cigar very rarely), but I find it hot when mgs do.

>> No.17825069

>>17823995
Give me a cigar and some ammo and I’ll cover you.

>> No.17825159

Southern belle alps are the fucking best. Had another dream with one she just stole my heart guys. What do?

>> No.17825162

>>17825159
FUCK HER!

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>>17823625

>> No.17825173

>>17825159
This >>17825162
And get her to call you Sugar, Dahling, or something else like that.

>> No.17825185
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>>17824252
>>17824321
>>17824299
Adapting a character drawn by Raita into a 3D model shouldn't be that hard.

>> No.17825186

>>17825159
>Southern belle alps are the fucking best.
Only if they’re working in a 1950’s diner and wear those cute little uniforms.

>> No.17825198

>>17825186
We owned a farm and she had one of those huge dresses and a parasol. I want to see her again. it hurts

>> No.17825212

Remember not to piss off the dwarves.

For all their loyalty and good nature, they can hold grudges for a long, long time.

Grudges that can only be answered in blood, coin, or by marrying one of their daughters be she a strongfat smith, a shortstack, bookish lorekeeper, or a well muscled soldier.

>> No.17825248

>>17825212
How would one go about pissing them off? Using their heads as armrests?

>> No.17825250

>>17825248
Making size jokes.

>> No.17825253

>>17825248
Using their heads as arm rests, besmirching their honor, dissing their beer, stealing from them, and a variety of other things that would anger a people.

Just watch out, sometimes they may come to you for the sins of some past ancestor, with compound interest.

>> No.17825255 [SPOILER] 
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Reminder that all other Doggo or Wolffo MGs except for Heckhound can enjoy the outdoors like this.

>> No.17825260

>>17825255
I bet she wants to mud wrestle/fuck me while she's out there.

>> No.17825261

>>17825255
I don't know what it is, but it looks fairly old and really poor.

>> No.17825268
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>>17825261
That be a Liru young man.

>> No.17825273

>>17825268
I hate these eyebrows.
Too thick.

>> No.17825280

>>17825255
Liru a cute, I used to be a Pachirafag back when it aired but going back to it in recent years I seen the light and converted to being a Lirufag.
>>17825273
>he doesn't like thick eyebrows

>> No.17825285

>>17825280
No, I don't.

>> No.17825298

>>17825253
What about telling them that I've never had alcohol in my life and never plan to have it? Would their brains shut down or something?

>> No.17825309
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>>17824101
Little white horns are made for hugging

>> No.17825317

>>17825298
They would have their minds lockup quite a bit as it would be like saying you only live off bread and water.

So long as you aren't turning down pointed hospitality in their homeland, you'll be good.

>> No.17825320

>>17823436
>>17824101
>>17825309
That's too cute. Stop posting.

Monstergirls are for fucking, not being cute.

>> No.17825324

>>17825309
Looks too much like a clone of her adult counterpart.

>> No.17825327
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>>17825320
Monstergirls are fucking cute.

>> No.17825330
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>>17824101
>>17825309
>tfw Deer kids more fashionable than other kids at MG school

Could you imagine the salt other MG kids would have?

>> No.17825335

>>17825327
Stop posting girls. They're for spanking, not cuddling and spoiling.

>> No.17825339

>No big wight to crawl into your lap and snuggle up against you lie a sexy cat, leeching all your precious man-warmth an rubbing herself against you.

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>>17825320
>thinking monstergirls cant be cute
they can do both anon

>> No.17825353

Would monsters even care about healthy eating?

>> No.17825354

>>17825348
I can't spank a cute girl. I need her to be bratty and unlikeable, not small, cuddly, adorable and needy.

>> No.17825359

>>17825353

Of course they would

>> No.17825362

>>17825353
Probably not as mammobama would put whatever they put on in the right places, barring their lover being a fatfag.

>> No.17825368
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>>17825335
I disagree.

>> No.17825369

>>17825368
Stop posting adorable monster girls.

>> No.17825372

>>17825369
Just think about them as daughterus, and don't dick them. You'll be good then, you can have cute and not have to dick it. Transcend yourself anon and become perfect.

>> No.17825377

>>17825372
I'm fighting my paternal urge to spoil them.

>> No.17825380

>>17825377
Isn't that what your children are for?

>> No.17825381
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>>17825369
I refuse.

>> No.17825382

>>17825381
STAHP

>>17825380
No.

>> No.17825388
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>>17825382
Resistance is futile. You will hug the daughterus.

>> No.17825419
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>>17825382

>> No.17825421
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>>17825382
Hug the daughteru anon! Hug them and pat their heads when they've done well!

>> No.17825427

parents are stern, grandparents spoil. This is the natural order of things.

>> No.17825434

>>17825421
NO, I WANT TO SPANK THE LOLIS
NOT HUG THEM
NOOOOOO

>> No.17825435
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17825435

How the fuck do kid fairies even work?

>> No.17825437

>>17825421
Gonna spoil that minichuff with sweets and vidya games!

>> No.17825445

>>17825421
I want to dick that cat.

>> No.17825453
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>>17825434
You will hug and pat the good girls. This is not up for negotiation.

>> No.17825495
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17825495

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYfgpodCVHE

>> No.17825500

>>17825381
I wouldn't resist protecting her for life after she bites the ballon and it blows up, giving her a good spook.

>> No.17825507

>>17825495
I want to be saved by this Chunni.

>> No.17825511

>>17825381
No beetle-chan! That's not a yuge apple! Don't bite it!

>> No.17825514
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>>17825434
You cannot escape the cute, only love it.

>> No.17825516

We don't deserve late night. He brings too much purity and cuteness.

>> No.17825518

>>17825495
>Vampire invites her friends over for a party, including her daughters husband
>Said Chunni Dhampir daughters Think that she has kidnapped her husband
I bet it would end with her bursting in on her mom and husband having a nice dinner after fighting through all of the guests.

>> No.17825527

http://twitter.com/kobayasikobako/status/924362479039275008
New request was done

>> No.17825528

>>17825516
It's gonna suck when the day comes he's too cool(successful) for us

>> No.17825532

>>17825516
>>17825528
Let's hope that day will not come for a very long time.

>> No.17825534
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>>17825500
>>17825511
With kind words like that, you'll have her following you home.
Also checked

>>17825516
Agreed.

>>17825528
Doesn't he still do waifu requests on /a/? He seems cool in general so that day shouldn't come soon.

>> No.17825541

>>17825495
Her shogg friend looks happy.

>> No.17825568

>>17825453
>>17825514
I will fight the urge to spoil.

>> No.17825572
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>>17825568
Why fight it?

>> No.17825589
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>>17825568
Why contain it? S'cool.

>> No.17825588
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17825588

Marry

>> No.17825614

Would you go through the portal and leave everything behind anons?

>> No.17825615

>>17825588

The dress says "marry", but her eyes say "BREED".

>> No.17825617

>>17825614
Absolutely.

>> No.17825618

>>17825614
That, or a one way ticket to space

>> No.17825621
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>>17825614
In a heartbeat.

>> No.17825626

>>17825614
I want to say I would in a heartbeat but I think if it came down to it I'd be too much of a soppy family orientated person to go through with it.

>> No.17825628

Living in demon lord realms with my Ushi-Oni wife!
Singlehandedly meeting the whole village's reproduction quota by ourselves!

>> No.17825637
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>>17825628
Control your kids, they're running wild.

>> No.17825662

>>17825617
>>17825618
>>17825621
No shade are you, as usually here passes, but living, you dare the land of the dead. By what right do you request entry?

>> No.17825671
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>>17825662
By right of conquest. I am the victor of the Thumb Wars, and conqueror of the Salamander's Heart. Alduin waifu when

>> No.17825673

>>17825637
Ushi Onis are too cute.


I don't even like spiders.

>> No.17825675

Here is the finished full res of my most recent Kobold commission. The alternate versions just have different shading colors.

https://imgur.com/LiXWXVi
https://imgur.com/8cSjwmT
https://imgur.com/swjxz8E

>> No.17825680

>>17825588
Some kind of villainous Ryuko Oni.

>> No.17825685

>>17825662
By right of true everlasting love! My waifu and I are connected through infinite distances and multiple universes through the bond of love, we are destined to be together forever!

>> No.17825689

>>17825662
I'm already dead inside

>> No.17825690
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17825690

What is it that makes spiders so best?

>> No.17825700

>>17825614
>leave everything behind
I never had anything anyway, why wouldn't i?

>> No.17825758

>>17825662
I am looking for Lich with Attitude.

>> No.17825766

>>17825621
I never really understood the joke here. Is it “bless you” and she’s a succubus, or is it “blow your nose” and a blowjob? What does the guy on the phone have to do with this?

>> No.17825774

I want a massage from a Shoggoth. She'll rub everywhere simultaneously.

>> No.17825779

>>17825766
ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

>> No.17825780
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>>17825637
Don’t worry about her. She’s all bark and no bite.

>> No.17825788

>>17825766

if i recall right, succubi interpret "bless you" as to mean to "bless them" with your energy

>> No.17825810
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>>17825780
But a cute.

>> No.17825830

>>17825675
Artwise is very cool. But you seriously need to do away with those suits.

>> No.17825842

>>17825671
Actually thats something I have for years wondered. If you are shit at combat, can you challenge a Salamander in another arena and activate her waifu instincts that way?

>> No.17825856
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>>17825810
She’s growing up so fast. ;_;

>> No.17825861

>>17825842
Imagine getting a sally by giving her some intense rounds of rock paper scissors.

>> No.17825863

>>17825842
You mean like challenging her to a YuGiOh duel instead of a sword duel?
Time to throw down and get my game on.

>> No.17825864

>>17825842
Ok hear me out, what if you challenge a Salamander you just met to a contest to see who the better parent is?
Wouldn’t they have to marry you regardless? Or does it become a battle to see who’s the better babysitter?

>> No.17825866

>>17825842
Maybe.
I know that they'd have issues in a modern era where randomly fighting folks with swords is kinda frowned upon.

Maybe challenging her to a tabletop war recreation game would work.

>> No.17825875

>>17825864
Most likely the latter, although it would be funny to repeatedly challenge one to pie eating contests and purposefully losing.

>> No.17825879

>>17825863
Would banish her to the shadow realm.

>> No.17825895
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>> No.17825896
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>>17825856
Still cute.

>> No.17825927

>>17825842
What if you show her and tell her about the Ogres Battle Fucks and challenge a Salamander you just saw to one?

>> No.17825956

>>17825896
I love this cliche, the big, unforgiving rape train that doesn’t know what to do when the guy throws himself at her.

>> No.17825991

>>17825856
Being cuddled by her sounds good.

>> No.17825994

>>17825879
Please anon. I’m not a savage. I’m going to do the civilized thing and show her the overwhelming power of my D/D/D

>> No.17826029
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>>17825991
She’s good at that. She’s going to make some man very happy.

>> No.17826045

>>17825994
I'll show her the swing of my pendulum, if you know what I mean.

>> No.17826115

>>17826029
I'd like to see an Ushi Onis resting like a cat, with her paws under her.

>> No.17826119
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>>17825690

>> No.17826120

>>17825690
if they dont eat you after mating they must really like you.

>> No.17826130
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If this weak slut gets overpowered by a kobold then just imagine what a Hellhound would do to him.

>> No.17826138

>>17826130
anon, I recognize this art style.

>> No.17826146

>>17826130

Hellhounds and other similarly strong MGs would not have to exert much strength to pin down/restrain a human

>> No.17826153

>>17826130
He looks more girly than a stage one alp.

>> No.17826158

>>17826153
Girly boys are the ideal body type though

>> No.17826159

>>17826153
Stage 2.
Stage 1 is a dude.

>> No.17826162

>>17825285
Alps not welcome.

>> No.17826171

>>17826158
Traps go away.

>>17826159
Huh. I thought stage one was reverse trap, stage two was girl and stage three was succubus and sexier tier.

>> No.17826179

>>17826171
Nope.
1 is dude
2 is reverse trap/girl
3 is Succubut

>> No.17826181
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17826181

>>17823625
>>17823643
>>17823649

>> No.17826185

>>17826146
what if I groom a hellwan?

>> No.17826186
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I wonder how a succubus would react to all of their planning potentially going to waste
>be student at MGC High
>you have a succubus classmate who lays on the seduction so thick, it's a wonder your dick hasn't hole punched your pants yet
>she doesn't let up at school, so the only time you have to relax is during your job as a mail delivery boy
>that is until one day when you get a box addressed to her
>you go to her house and ring the door, then brace yourself for some flirting
>when she answers then door, you amost don't recognize her
>her hair is a mess, she's wearing coke-bottle glasses and baggy, worn-out clothes, and she has dried paint on her hands
>behind her you can see half painted miniatures on a table and there is a gaming podcast playing in the background
>when she sees you, she freezes up and just stares at you speechlessly
>you can almost hear her screaming internally as she fears all the progress she made to seduce you has come crumbling down

>> No.17826187

>>17826179
That "dude" looks like a stage two then.

>> No.17826195

>>17825675
Why do you insist on you and your waifu torturing your daughter like this?

>> No.17826197

>>17826153
I recognize the art style,
I dont know if its the same character but he looks like the guy in a comic where he traps on twitter but then some girl becomes smitten with him and somehow tracks him down irl and stalks him.

>> No.17826201

Are Monster Girl Reverse traps okay to discuss?

>> No.17826202

>>17826185
>start brushing your Hellhound waifus tail while she’s sleeping
>random souls that she absentmindedly captured the past week start flying out
>it takes forty minutes to get them all back in her tail

>> No.17826205

>>17826201
Yes, they are still girls.

>> No.17826216

>>17826195
Because she absolutely loves stuff like that anon!

>> No.17826231

>>17826186
>her hair is a mess, she's wearing coke-bottle glasses and baggy, worn-out clothes
>her screaming internally as she fears all the progress she made to seduce you has come crumbling down
She can scream all she wants but thats all she needed to do to get me, not some fancy dancy seduction and temptation tactics.

>> No.17826244

>>17825810
>>17825780
>>17825856
Seeing all these images of super small Ushi growing up put the terrible, terrible mental image of actual spiders caring for their young in my head. With Ushi's that might not be so bad. Still stressful mind you but just in a different way.

So imagine your pregnant Ushi wife gave birth and instead of one daughteru you have this writhing mass of mini mofus crawling along her back barking simple words like "Daddy!" and "Mine!" while wrestling each other...and then they get bigger. FAST.

>> No.17826253

>>17826201
Why wouldn't they

>> No.17826254

>>17826244
Rest in peace the nearest village.

>> No.17826264
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>>17823625

>> No.17826265

>>17826244
>you have this writhing mass
[PANIC]
>of mini mofus crawling along her back barking simple words like "Daddy!" and "Mine!"
Cute.

>> No.17826272

>>17826254
Village? Something like that seems like a whole region would get swarmed once they went to look for their own territories.

>> No.17826284

>>17826186
What would she do if I wrote my phone number on the box with a note that says “I get off at 9” and gave it to her?

>> No.17826289

>>17826244
>spoiler
Well good thing I own 5 acres of land.

>> No.17826294

>>17826284
She would appreciate the double entedre.

>> No.17826302

>>17826289
You've got nothing on some monstergirls Anon. Some have got HUGE...tracts of land.

>> No.17826314

>>17826302
They would have bountiful harvests after working that land.

>> No.17826343
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17826343

>>17826314
>>17826302
It’s funny because I want to fuck dirt.

>> No.17826357

>>17826343
anon if you ever had to wade through mud for an extended amount of time you would know this is like putting a sandblaster to your dick.

>> No.17826364

>>17826357
Maybe right away, but only one of them has permanent effects. How will you ever get those boots back now? You needed those!

>> No.17826367

>>17826343
Doromes and Slimes are overrated. Prove me wrong.

>> No.17826379

>>17826367

You are wrong

>> No.17826384

>>17826367
They are okay.

>> No.17826389
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17826389

The Desert is no place for a man.

>> No.17826399

>>17826389
It's a place for adventures and tomb raiding.

>> No.17826400

i wanna heckle gators on the nile river

>> No.17826411

>>17826400
Just watch out.
These gators aren't like those lazy, Louisianan ones.

>> No.17826418

>>17826400
>>17826411
Slim /fit/ crocodile girls are nothing to mess with.
Fat lazy gators on the other hand are basically begging to be toyed with.

>> No.17826420

>>17821764
>Virgin Rabbit
Dear god. Gonna get my pelvis pounded into dust by an overtly amorous March Hare. So much that it would make even Wonderland blush of how obscene it gets.

>> No.17826425
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17826425

>>17826389
Skarner is the cutest!
And is not viable.

>> No.17826426

>>17826411
Louisiana gators are delinquents! Hanging around the bayou all day, making passes at tourists in a cajun accent.

>> No.17826427

How do you think monstergirls would react to wage slavery?

>> No.17826429
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17826429

>>17826427

>> No.17826434

>>17826425
Anivia should an Ice Queen like harpy. Just thinking about that made my dick hard like her ice.

>> No.17826436

>>17826418
Oh no, these aren't slim girls, they're built quite well, along with having delicious brown skin.

>>17826426
Oh, you know it.
It's all a trick to get one near the water though.

>> No.17826463
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17826463

>>17826425
>spoiler
Please don't bully Skarner-chan.

>> No.17826474

>>17826463
>Bully Skarner-chan
>Eventually she snaps and stings you and drags you home and uses you as a fuck toy until she calms down.

>> No.17826479

>>17821764

>Chinese zodiac is Dragon (Earth)
>Sign is Cancer

So I attract crab girls and dragons. Interesting

>> No.17826487

>>17826427
Needing money for survival would be an alien thought to them.
Monster girls can be put in 2 categories:
The ones who don't care for money
The ones who don't need money but do care for it
A feral monster girl would tell a wage slave Anon to just go live in her den and eat the meat from her hunts.
A classy monster girl would tell him to raise an army and claim whatever riches he wants.

>> No.17826495
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17826495

>Zodiac sign is Ares
>Dragon for Chinese
>MFW I just want to fap to Nachos and drink Satyros under the table but Smaug and cotton candy sheep like Barometz and Weresheep are after the D

>> No.17826499

>>17821764
>Horse
>Gemini
>Centaur twins

Goodbye pelvis.

>> No.17826508

>>17826474
On one hand, I want this but on the other I wouldn't want to hurt a poor scorpion girl's feelings.

>> No.17826517

>>17816929
Since it's almost Halloween I want a a story about three little p'orcs that takes anon's food innuendos literally.

>> No.17826523

>>17826517
>I wanna stuff you to the brim!
>"Ewwwww! Anon's a fatty lover!"

>> No.17826542
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17826542

You find 7 spheres with the Wurm face stamped on it, thinking its some nice MGE merchandise you take it home. You fap to your MG waifu porn as usual, suddenly the 7 spheres begin glowing, congrats anon, you just summoned the Quantum Wurm:
>She can grant absolutely any Monster Girl Wife related wish
>If you wish the world to be changed into one where any female is a monster girl, she will grant it.
>If you wish to be the Mamono Lord, she will grant it.
>If you wish portals to open, she will grant it.
>If you wish to be the Chief God with a Valkyrie harem, she will grant it.
>If you wish every anon to be taken by his MG waifu she will grant it.
>If you wish to just be with your dream MG waifu in your dream life, she will grant it.
>Anything

What will you wish for anon?

>> No.17826563

>>17826542
All of the above minus being the DL and CG.

>> No.17826566

>>17826563
You only get 1 wish.

>> No.17826568

>>17826542
>>If you wish to just be with your dream MG waifu in your dream life, she will grant it.
That one, though I'd amend it so all the anons here get theirs too.

>> No.17826573

>>17826566
All of the above is one wish though.

>> No.17826574

>>17826187
I mean you're not wrong.

>> No.17826575

>>17823441
Would MGs get mad if they find out you are buying doggy chew toys for your kids?

>> No.17826576

Ok anon, what happens when you find out your daughteru has gotten in to the candy that was supposed to be for trick or treaters two days before Halloween? Most of it is gone and with less than 48 hours left candy is sure to be very expensive no matter where you go!

>> No.17826578

>>17826542
i wish to open portals wherever and whenever i want

>> No.17826580

>>17826576
Well, since she ate so much candy she doesn't need to go out on halloween, does she? She's grounded.

>> No.17826585

>>17826576
She gets to answer the door for every trick-or-treater who comes by while wearing a sign around her neck that says "There is no candy here because I ate it all 2 days ago".

>> No.17826587

>>17826576
she'll be standing outside with a bowl of candy on halloween night. and i'll make sure she'll keep her hands off them

>> No.17826590

>>17826576
That's a spanking.

>> No.17826597

>>17826576
Give out popcorn instead.

For some reason, the kids in my area prefer stuff like that over the usual candy.

>> No.17826603
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17826603

>>17826576
Im telling her mother

>> No.17826612

>>17826576
Hand out apples or small things of toothpaste, the entire neighborhood's children must suffer for the mistake of one greedy daughteru.

>> No.17826615

>>17826575
I mean, in some cases it'd be just fine, like with Kobold daughterus and with other canines.

>>17826576
That sort of deliberate sneakiness and gluttony definitely means my daughteru doesn't get to go out trick-or-treating with her friends, plus she'd get her daily treats taken away for a week to a month depending on how much candy she actually ate. Something like this >>17826585 would be way too mean and humiliating and my waifu and I could never bring ourselves to put our daughteru through it, but if she was unapologetic enough we might put her in her cage in a place where she can see all the happy children getting candy from our house but where they couldn't see her.

>> No.17826622

>>17826615
>put her in her cage in a place where she can see all the happy children getting candy from our house but where they couldn't see her.
That's some hardcore punishment right there. It's way worse than just giving her a sign.

>> No.17826628

>>17826622
That's only if she were really smug and unapologetic about it anon.

>> No.17826635

>>17826628
Still, she definitely won't be eating candy anytime soon.

>> No.17826642
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17826642

I want to marry that bouncer

>> No.17826658

>>17826542
'Give me succc'

>> No.17826689

>>17826576
Honestly, >>17826580
I don’t think I’d label it grounded, but I would reason with her. She had her candy and now she doesn’t need to go get more. I think I would try to find out why she did it though. It’s a lot of candy to eat at once. Something must be bothering her.

>> No.17826692

>>17826389
League has a lot of cool MG character designs, now if only the game wouldn't be so shit, that would be good.
Especially Eve is CUTE!

>> No.17826720

>>17826603
That's too cute.

>> No.17826728

>>17826642
what happens if you call her half horns?

>> No.17826740

>>17826728
she throws you down an elevator shaft

>> No.17826750

I'm almost too scared to write corruption in a serious capacity.

>> No.17826756

>>17826728
Talk shit get hit.

>> No.17826761

>>17826750
then write it in a campy style

>> No.17826773

>>17826750
Just write it
If my focus want as split as it is id be writing one myself

>> No.17826845
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17826845

This artist has come a long way.

>> No.17826849
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17826849

>> No.17826852

>>17826845
>that eye
Jesus it's like Double King again.

>> No.17826853
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17826853

And even though it's just a lamp and road, he very likely just drew the first ever fanart of an Undead Kingdom.

>> No.17826854

>>17826845
is she holding angel halo?

>> No.17826873

>>17826854
Don't be mean to her eldritch friend.

>> No.17826879

>>17826773
No you.

>> No.17826883

>>17826854
Nope. An Eldritch monstergirl probably let the Dhampir convert a piece of her body into a weapon.

>> No.17826891

>>17826853
It looks more bloodborne inspired.

>> No.17826898

>>17826891
No shit Sherlock.

>> No.17826914

>>17826845
MGE Yharnam has to be quite the interesting place.

>>17826849
Tentacle cleaver capable of making any living creature cum until exhaustion, what a dangerous weapon.

>> No.17826919
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17826919

I want to bully my hellhound neighbor!

>> No.17826922
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17826922

>>17826891
Because it IS Bloodborne inspired. Seems that Nips also perceive Undead Kingdoms to have visual similarities to Yharnam.

>> No.17826935

Which would be more impossible, an UshiOni becoming a ballerina or a lamia becoming a ballerina?

>> No.17826940

>>17826922
>it IS Bloodborne inspired
Dude, it's LITERALLY Bloodborne.

>>17826845 and >>17826849 feature one of the starting weapon, the saw.

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>>17826935
If an Ushi can become a master, Michelin-starred chef then she can learn to dance like a beautiful ballerina.

>> No.17826960
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17826960

>>17826922
>Seems that Nips also perceive Undead Kingdoms to have visual similarities to Yharnam.

>The Nips use a city based on Victorian London with gaslights, sprawling, labyrinthine streets of cobblestone and vaulting Gothic architecture for their Undead Kingdoms since it works extremely well for Necropolises

You don't say.

>> No.17826963

>>17826940
>LITERALLY
Hold on now, that's clearly inspired by the Saw Cleaver, except it has a Tentacle attached to it.

>> No.17826968

>>17826849
>>17826853
I'm oddly interested in a translation for these

>> No.17827000

>>17826919
I can imagine having a BBQ in the mountains, a drooling Wendigo face pressed against your window

>> No.17827016

>>17826728
Probably get one of those slaps that make everyone turn their head and draw a bit of blood.

Which would only make me want her even more and "want to marry" would change to "MUST marry"

>> No.17827020

>>17826576
I wouldn't feel to bad about it, I should've seen it coming, the two of them being mice and all. If anything I'd probably give them a slap on the wrist before getting another batch of treats and leave them alone with it.

>> No.17827027

>>17827020
If you do those kinds of things your mice daughterus might want a certain candy from you. Though that should be expected.

>> No.17827034

>>17826958
I would watch princess tutu with her to ease her into it.

>> No.17827037

>>17826568

that would be pretty nice.

>> No.17827054

>>17827027
Anon, I'm the kind of dad who would put up just the token ounce before letting my daughters have their way with me.

>> No.17827057

Ushi-Oni corruption stories where

>> No.17827068

>>17827054
>ounce of resistance
Oops forgot a few words

>> No.17827080

>>17827057
Ushi-Oni corruption is the worst.
Imagine a cute innocent paladin-chan suddenly turned into a monstrous cow spider rape train merely because some blood splattered onto her.

>> No.17827090

Would you still love your monster waifu if it turned out she had a messy room?

>> No.17827094

>>17827080
>that one story where the girl transform after trying to save a ushis life and still acts like her old self

>> No.17827111

>>17827090

yeah. it's not like i'm much better in that regard

>> No.17827117

>>17827054
>>17827068
Well yeah, that's how you guys are. Studies show that 80% of the people who like harem bugs, mice, band of orcs/goblins are family fuckers.

>> No.17827148

>>17827090
I imagine Arachnes to have messy rooms but very organized webs

>>17827094
The rape eventually got to her. One can only manage to keep her monstrous instincts in check before giving in.

>> No.17827153

>>17827080
You don't get it. I don't want the quick corruption. I want the slow, insidious corruption that shows a woman going through the changes over time, like a sexy Brundlefly.

>> No.17827202

>>17827027
a rare candy?

>> No.17827206

>>17827117
That number feels pretty accurate, yeah. Can't deny incest is one of my favorite kinks, especially when the girl(s) are the ones who initiate it.

>> No.17827209

>>17827153
Corruptionfags get purified

>> No.17827211

>>17827202
warheads

>> No.17827216

>>17827202
A papa's special candy cane.

>> No.17827235
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17827235

I want to commission a fanart of a weak guy that proposed a Salamander. The Salamander in a sex pose ready to get fucked saying "To build up your strenght you have to fuck me 5 times in each position."

>> No.17827238

>>17827080
I like the actual sensible ushi-onis more. After she rapes me, I want to discuss the universe with her whiel looking at the stars near a campfire.

>> No.17827268

>>17827235
Then go ahead and do it.

>> No.17827270
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17827270

What kinda color snek would you want? I think I'd go special snowflake with a modest, brown snek.

How about you?

>> No.17827284

>>17827270
White Ryu.

>> No.17827286

>>17827216
you mean the shotgun one that you have to make make sounds for with your voice but somehow it still damages things like its shooting out real projectiles?

>> No.17827300

>>17827270
Waifu is a black and orange lizard and I think a snake would look nice with that color scheme as well. A white and blueish one with bits of green would be huggable as well.

>> No.17827301

>>17827209
Whatever you say Viccy

>> No.17827344

>>17827270
Albino Sneks are best.

>> No.17827366

>>17827344
Is This Love?

>> No.17827373

>>17827270
>tfw no gothic princess Coral Lamia to cuddle with

>> No.17827374
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17827374

>>17827366

>> No.17827379

>>17827270
hellhound black

>> No.17827418

>>17827301
FUCKING NYARLATHOTEP GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD

>> No.17827430

>>17827284
>Weather manipulation
>The renowned clinginess of Shirohebis

She'd summon lightning on any women who comes close to you. It'll backfire if said woman is a Raiju though.

>> No.17827449
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17827449

>>17827418
I prefer Hastur or Cthulhu myself

>> No.17827486

Would meme cats specialize in different types of memes? (Normie memes vs animemes vs prequel memes, etc.)

>> No.17827487

>>17827270
White with a purple pearlescent streaks.

>> No.17827505

>>17827486
Yes

>> No.17827512

>>17827505
What type would you be weak to?

>> No.17827517

>>17827486
I'd be terrified of a meme cat specializing in Shadman memes.

>> No.17827521

>tfw want to work on my story
>tfw at the same time there's a new mario

>> No.17827524

>>17827512
What. I don't care too much, there are some I find funny and others not so much.

>>17827517
Are you ready for number porn?

>> No.17827525

>>17827486
I want to make an oldfag out of a cheshire.
It'll be a long trip thats for sure.

>> No.17827536

>>17827512
wholesome and/or incredibly absurd memes

>> No.17827539
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17827539

>>17827521

>> No.17827582

>>17827524
>getting hot and heavy with a Cheshire
>she pulls down your pants as your dick flops out
>”Nya~ How many times are we going to do it today?”
>”Let’s take it easy today, how about 3?”
>”THATS NUMBERWANG.”

>> No.17827632

>>17819541
>to a guy who can stop time

>> No.17827695 [SPOILER] 
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17827695

>married to a hard-headed Oni waifu.
>always acts like a hardass and isnt afraid to show off her strength.
>have never seen her even remotely afraid let alone startled.
>But its Halloween time and you decide try and get a reaction out of her.
>Approach her with a can of peanut brittle.
>"Hey babe, I think this can is stuck. Can you maybe uuuummm.....open it?"
>with a smirk she grabs the can and teases you.
>"Anon I know you like muscles and everything if you wanted to see me flex you could've just asked" she says as she pops the jar open.
>Streamers and silly snakes shoot out as she lets out a tiny yelp of surprise.
>You bust out laughing and start to run away but she beams you in the back of the head with the empty can creating enough force to knock you down.
>Rolling over you see her standing over you holding the dented empty can.
>"Very funny anon" she says dropping the can on your chest. "Now go get me some real peanut brittle or you sleep on the couch tonight" she says walking away.
>Worth it.

>> No.17827736

>>17827695
This is why fit sporty alps are better than roided up onis. i like muscle tho

>> No.17827747

>>17827736
This is why fit sporty succubi are better than roided up onis.

>> No.17827751
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17827751

>>17827736
>alps
Why not a Succubus since they work far better for that stuff.

>> No.17827760

>>17827751
Because i like the idea of making a former male blush while we fuck.

>> No.17827795

>>17827760
I like genderbending stuff, but you Alpfags never cease to be terrible.

>> No.17827839

>>17827751
How would a succubus prank anon back? Especially a muscle succubus.

>> No.17827841

/fa/ white horns dressed as Guy Fieri for Halloween!

>> No.17827891

>>17827760
https://imgur.com/a/CcbiE

While I agree with you on that point, you're a flaming faggot for pushing /fit/ Alps over delicious Chocubus.

>> No.17827995
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17827995

>>17827841
I hope she gives me a ride to flavortown

>> No.17828024

>>17827891
Hey anon! That's gay.

>> No.17828027

>>17827751
Alps fags are the only thing I absolutely hate about these treads.

>> No.17828045

>>17827760
Same.

>> No.17828056

>>17828024
Yeah well, I have a rainbow of fetishes but I at least know where to stop. Seriously,
human on kemono has to at least have a half-decent story and minimal smut.

>> No.17828060

>>17828045
Then you are both flaming faggots.

>> No.17828062

I'd alp for a day if it meant getting to spend time in a tentacle pit.

>> No.17828078

>>17828062
I'd use the tentacle spell on myself for a day just to see what it's like.

>> No.17828088

>>17828062
Unironically go to >>>/lgbt/

>> No.17828117
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17828117

>>17828062
Dude, what the fuck?

>> No.17828119
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17828119

Monstergirls in casual wear

>> No.17828131

>>17828117
You're surprised by this? Fags who push alps always say stupid shit.

>> No.17828136

>>17828119
Monstergirl in lingerie

>> No.17828137

>>17828131
I've never once brought up alps, as far as I can remember. Nice narrative though.
>>17828117
Idk, feels like an fun experience if nothing else.

>> No.17828138

>>17828119
>Summer clothes Yeti
Don't be fooled, she'll wear light clothing when the temperature gets just above freezing!

>> No.17828144

>>17828117
Don’t waste images.

>> No.17828148

>>17828119
Needs hips, or actual hip bones to be specific.

>> No.17828149 [DELETED] 

>>17828117
The guy's a faggot, but don't waste images either booru filename newfag.

>> No.17828152
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17828152

Shortstack Familiar wants to battle!
>Fight >MGs
>Item >Run

>> No.17828157

>>17828062
I know that could be a thing in Wonderland, but I'm not sure if KC has established a temporary spell like that outside of it. I'm sure he'd say it's possible somehow.
good taste

>> No.17828161

>>17828152
I want to see how her fellow Familiars look.

>> No.17828163

>>17828152
Their legs look so bare without the pink magic stuff.

>> No.17828165

>>17828152
[X] Seduce

>> No.17828171

>>17828062
>>17828157
>Literal fags in the monster girl thread
Why? If you want dicks up your ass go somewhere else, this isn't the place for it.

>> No.17828174

>>17828137
>feels like an fun experience
For a faggot, maybe.

>> No.17828179

>>17828171
>>17828174
Sounds like you two need a yeti.

>> No.17828182

>>17828152
>Run
Not today lolis!

>> No.17828183

>>17828157
Fuck off faggot, go to the circlejerk if you want to talk about how much you want to take dicks up your ass. Alpfags being pure cancer as usual.

>> No.17828185

Remember that the portals already opened and they're already here.

>> No.17828186

>>17828062
What if you're waifu was in there with you? That would be a fun bonding experience.

>> No.17828187

>>17828149
>booru filename
I still don't understand what the fuck you are implying by this

>> No.17828188

>>17828157
Fuck off with your immoral and disgusting faggotry, i'm trying to enjoy monster girl and now I feel like i want to puke.

>> No.17828189

>>17828117
>still hasn't deleted it

>> No.17828192

At what point did sperging over booru names replace sperging over tumblr names?

>> No.17828195

Guys it wasn't even subtle, and you just fucking threw yourselves at that shit. Alpposters are always bait.

>> No.17828199

>>17828149
You're really hung up about this huh?

>> No.17828200

>>17828192
I at least kind of understand the tumblr thing.
This just seems arbitrary.

>> No.17828201

>>17828187
>It screams "I saved this image 5 minutes ago"
>shitposts with monsterboys and offtopic shit like >>17828117
>past and current behaviors point out obvious newfaggotry

>> No.17828208

>>17828195
Unless you're implying that all the tentacle-girl fans are alpposters, I'm pretty sure he was serious. I don't think there's anything wrong with roleplaying with your tentacle waifu.

>> No.17828209

>>17828187
It's just autistic sperging, don't bother with it.

>> No.17828213

>>17828192
Since one guy decided to hold a grudge against one post he didn't like with a booru file name and decided to go full autism every time he sees one, because there's obviously only one person on the entirety of 4chan who uses the same site the built in reverse image search does.

>> No.17828216

>>17828213
And there's also only one person using 4chanx and copying links to the pictures rather than saving them, but shhhh...

>> No.17828221 [DELETED] 

>>17828213
The booru filename guy was shamelessly imagedumping just to piss people off and bragging about it, he got so unshamedly shitposty that a janitor/mod deleted all of his posts when he did it the first time.

>> No.17828222

Actually come to think of it, when was the last time we had a big old stupid flame war over something? Maybe thats why these threads are getting fewer replies, we don't spend an hour fighting anymore

>> No.17828228

>>17828221
>implying it wasn't the autist false-flagging to give himself an excuse to whine and cry
I don't believe it.

>> No.17828231

>>17828221
>The booru filename guy
Again, thinking only one person uses a popular site when he wants an image to post for whatever reason. A silly misconception.

>> No.17828238

>>17828222
Flame wars used to actually be interesting. These days someone just pisses off the autists and the thread goes to shit like what we have now. Props to this guy though. I might not agree with his love for tentacles, but he's not responding to the autists and making things worse.

>> No.17828251

>>17828238
It's just a matter of time before someone pretends to be him to stir shit up.

>> No.17828253

I want a Hathorite Pharaoh to dominate me with her breasts.

>> No.17828264 [DELETED] 

>>17828228
"Booru filenames" had literally never came up before that happened. The reason why people take issue with booru filenames now is because that guy was a massive faggot, and also proud of his newfaggotry and shitposting, that people understandably got just a tiny bit upset.

He was dumping random images that had nothing to do with the conversation, when just imagedumping related images is considered retarded, and he also had default filenames implying he was just posting images straight out of a booru for no reason other than to be an attention whoring shitstain. And when he got called out on it, he played victim and simultaneously started spamming even more images while basically going "lol u mad lol u mad"

>> No.17828268

>>17828208
I am implying that.

>> No.17828270

>>17828264
So you're agreeing with me that someone impersonated him to shit up the thread, okay.

>> No.17828283

>>17828268
Why do you bully the tentacle girl husbandos? They already get it so hard.

>> No.17828293

>>17828238
>Flame wars used to actually be interesting.
Not really. They usually rotated the same general topics of furry, futa, yuri, maledom vs femdom, hugbox vs grimdark, and a select few hated artists. This on the other hand is honestly pretty fresh

>> No.17828295

>>17828183
>The circlejerk
Ugh, u wot m8. The circlejerk doesn't have faggots in it.

>> No.17828303

>>17828270
I'm saying there was nobody to fucking impersonate. There was no "booru filenames guy" before his first appearance, in which he already pissed people off by being a retard. And before you try to go "hurr durr the guy taunting everyone was actually a second guy who was false flagging", it's irrelevant at that point whether it was the original guy or not because people already hated him before it got to that point.

>> No.17828304

>>17828253
like this?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65600205

>> No.17828308

>>17828192
I sperg over twitter filenames because it means that particular image has been subjected to the worst jpg artifact vomit that exists.

>> No.17828311

>>17828295
Except for, you know, that artist from there who draws MGE traps and monsterboys. And I imagine there are more faggots since he obviously has an audience there.

>> No.17828313

>>17828303
Sure, whatever gives you an excuse to rant for 600 posts about something minor.

>> No.17828319

>>17828304
Yeah like that.

>> No.17828320

>>17828293
Flame war implies conflict, as in two sides arguing to make some point. I see one post about over enthusiastic love for tentacles, a couple agreements, and a bunch of autistic screeching. Not much a of "war".

Now grimdark vs hugbox and incubization, those got some good wars going.

>> No.17828325

>>17828268
Fuck you dude my waifu is a kraken and alpfags make me sick.

>> No.17828339

>>17828320
>I see one post about over enthusiastic love for tentacles, a couple agreements, and a bunch of autistic screeching.
I see a bunch of faggots expressing their love for pegging and their desire to turn into women, and people who give a fuck about these threads reminding them that faggotry is off-topic for monster girl discussion.

>> No.17828341

>>17828311
>Being this mad over a guy drawing what he enjoys
Life must be very miserable for you. It's not like he's flooding the threads with it.

>> No.17828342

>>17828311
That's a "girl."

>> No.17828344

>>17828339
>it's another "anything i dont like is offtopic"episode
One post of a alpfag, and sixty posts whining he's ruining the thread.

>> No.17828352

>>17828344
speaking of alps,
KC should do an alpaca girl,
cant have too much fluff you know.

>> No.17828359

>>17828352
>cant have too much fluff
Even saw a cow cleaned and dried with a hair dryer? It can easily reach the limit of enough fluff.

>> No.17828364

>>17828359
I haven't, but you have my attention, good sir. I am intrigued as to how to get my titty monster to also be a mofu monster.

>> No.17828366

>>17828320
I guess we think of different things then. I was kinda using 'flamewar' as a general term for the sorts of bitching that went on for like a third of the thread in the old days. I guess either those people left or went to do their own thing.

>> No.17828368

>>17828339
>off-topic
>people who give a fuck about these threads
Ah, yes. Here it is.

>> No.17828369

>>17828341
>It's not like he's flooding the threads with it.
It's not like he was just posting his own pictures in the previous thread, even naming it "goodboy.jpg" completely unshamedly announcing how he's monsterboys in the monster girl thread.

>> No.17828379

>>17828352
What about a llama girl? We need more mesoamericqn history. Quetzalcoatl, chupacabra, were-jaguars, and ahuizotl all sound like fun girls

>> No.17828383

>>17828366
Yeah, I think we're thinking of two different things. To the other point though, I think we don't see much of it because most of the passion and feeling of discovery has left the thread. MGE is old news at this point, and everyone has figured out what camp they sit it for every possible subject.

To tell you the truth, I miss the days when I was newer here and it felt like there was a lot of life in the thread. Say what you want about incubus/setting arguments from years past, at least things felt like people cared enough to bother arguing/new points were being made.

>> No.17828384

>>17828379
im pretty sure alpaca's are from the same region

>> No.17828395

>>17828384
I know. I’m just thinking of other girls in the area.

>> No.17828397

>>17828369
I still stand by my statement. It's not like he's flooding the thread with shit like futanari Cheshire (yet). If you have that much of a problem with the circlejerk how about you do what any sane person should do and ignore them?

>> No.17828412

>>17828383
I would have gussed its just things mellowing out due to lack of content. I mean we had one new girl in the past what, few months? And since then nothing much, mostly in build up to world guide three. I mean, without sounding like some cranky old grandpa, these threads clearly have a select number of favorite topics and girls they like to circle around, and that can only be stretched so far in absence of new stuff. Hopefully 3 gets translated pretty quick

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