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>>17825355

A bong!

I wouldn't smoke with anybody.
t. virgin loner

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>17825355
I would do anything for/with Hecatia.

I will smoke a bong with the Kong.

>>17825355
only if she bangs a gong and gets it on!

>>17825424
lmao that's not weed, dude

>>17825355
I want to be stoned with Heca, then join the mile high club together while high aboard Alison Airlines flight 420!

>>17825355
I'd do next to anything with/for Heca.
I don't want to, but I also don't want to upset her as well by having to hit alone.
Where are the other two Hecas? They should be there as well.

>>17825355
My life might be shit but it isn't so bad so that I feel like I had to smoke.

I hate the smell of marijuana but I would do it for Heca! Embarrassing myself while pretending to be drug savvy with Heca!

No way do, the bongs are my eternal rival.

>>17826557
Haha

>>17826588
Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi petite salope ? je te ferais savoir que je suis sorti premier de ma classe dans la légion étrangère, et j'ai participé à de nombreuses attaques surprises contre Al-Quaeda, j'ai plus de 300 victimes confirmées. Je suis entrainé aux tactiques de gorilla et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées françaises. Tu n'es rien de plus qu'une autre cible. Je te ferais disparaitre de cette putain de planète avec une précision jamais-vue auparavant, souviens-toi de mes putains de paroles. Tu peux pense que tu peux t'en sortir après avoir dit de la merde sur moi sur Internet? Réfléchis-bien, enculé. Au moment où nous parlons je contacte mon réseau d'espions à travers le globe et ton IP se fait tracer en ce moment même alors prépare toi à la tempête, vermine. La tempête qui va balayer cette pathétique petite chose que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept-cent manières, et cela juste à mains nues. Je suis non seulement très entrainé au combat à main nue, mais j'ai aussi accès à l'arsenal entier de l'Armée de Terre de la République et je l'utiliserai à son maximum pour rayer ton petit cul du continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su la vengeance impie qui t'attendait grâce à ton petit commentaire "malin", peut être tu aurais fermé ta gueule. Mais tu ne l'a pas fait, non tu ne l'a pas fait, et maintenant tu en paye le prix, putain d'abruti. Je vais te chier dessus jusqu'à ce que tu te noies dedans.

>>17825355
Dude, we'd lmao.

>>17825355
I'd smoke a joint with Meiling while we hike through the great outdoors

>>17825355
druggies deserve the rope

>>17827947

>>17827947
Be nice to Heca! She can do what she wishes!

>>17827933
>ywn sit in some field on the side of a mountain with Meiling, passing a joint back and forth and listening to her hum Shanghai Tea House
>ywn watch the smoke drift away and end up locking eyes with her
>ywn hear her trip over her words trying to say something about romance because she's too high
>ywn know how it feels for her to just give up and kiss you

>>17827947

>>17826467
>I hate the smell of marijuana
Doesn't it smell like other green plants though? What's there to hate?

>>17825355
Tough question. Is she testing me?

>>17835275
t. never been around marijuana

>>17835837
The actual plant/flower doesn't smell bad though. As for the smoke, I have never met anyone (even non-smokers) who thought it smelt bad. This isn't tobacco.

>>17835977
The smoke smells like literal ass

>>17825355
I hate the feeling of being stoned, but I would do it for Heckatia

>>17825401
But doping.:)

>>17834553
Who are you quoting?

>>17839374
Nobody, it was just some thoughts that came to mind when that concept came to mind.

>>17839895
Why'd you use the quotation mark then?

I want the Heck to smoke my dong instead.

>>17834553
In Meiling's case, you wouldn't be smoking weed, you'd be smoking opium.

>>17843265
Dunno how an opiate high is.

>>17841539
To associate the thought with the images.

I would smoke her bong.

>>17844024
That's not quoting someone you retard.

>>17841551
>search for dong
>one result
Shame on you anon, and shame on /jp/.

>>17827947
Even Alice? I'm sure that dream butterfly drug counts.

I would only smoke Yuuka's flowers with her.

>>17850112
Is this what all creatively bankrupt artists see when they think of the internet?

Eye'm the dankest!

>>17825355
hell yeah dude
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1510115520932.png

>>17857054
Huuka!

>>17838657
*psychoanalyzes you*
i see, i see

>>17825355
hell yeah dude! weed lmao!

>>17835977
>>17835275
I often can't tell the difference between marijuana and if a skunk has sprayed nearby

>>17825355
Hecatia has a cute tattoo! It's making me horny

I'm allergic to hemp

>>17850112
The drug doesn't make Alice "happy", but it lets her have sweet dreams. I mean, Alice is a loner! Think what affect her life has on her dreams!

>>17841551
LET HECA GO THIS INSTANT!

>>17827947
This but unironically.

>>17886448
Yeah, druggies deserve a chair, a doorframe, and a rope [of drugs].