/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17778281
Please take a brief moment to appreciate writefish.

I like tigers

>>17778281
Fire Mouse! Serving up hot food!

>You will never date a Lich who cosplays

Maids are olev

Reposting Anya here because people need to remember her and the ideals she represents.
And the zero-G sex with the little ensign, that too.

>>17778281
>no edition
Meh.

Hey, gazerfag, are you here? Have you seen this gazer or you are the one who requested it as usual?

>>17778356
>Your Lich girlfriend can roleplay as any character.
>Kuudere domination as 2B.
>Yandere rape as Kiara Sesshouin
>Masochistic doggystyle as Ryona
>Mayadere bondage as The Baroness
>But the one thing that can actually fluster her is handholding sex under the covers with neck kissing as herself.

>>17778368
What with the slime, by the way? I don't remember the beholders drooling or something.

>>17778372
Sounds nice.

>>17778376
>What with the slime,
It's liquid mamono mana, I thought profile says so? Or it was in q&a

>>17778385
Ha, it's specific to the setting. I thought it was a beholder thingy that I forgot.

>>17778376
>Tell your Lich girlfriend you want to have sex with her tonight.
>"Affirmative, this unit is designed to accept human seed for the sake of pleasure. Please lay on the bed and wait for me."
>"Ara? You don't want to do it with 2B? Then perhaps you wish to be given the pleasure of Heaven's Hole?"
>"Not Kiara either? Then how about you bend over your cute little cumdump and pump her ass until she's too cock drunk to make you stop?~"
>"Not even Ryona? Then perhaps you'd prefer being tied up and ravaged by Cobra's Baroness?"
>"No? Anon, I'm confused. Who do you want?"
>"...What? ...Me? You want to have sex with just me? I-i-i don't know anon, wouldn't you rather one of my costumes?"
>"C-c-c-cute? Who are you calling cute anon?"
>"Eh? My emotions overloading my Phylactery are cute to you?"

>>17778372
>>17778376
I wonder how far she'd go to make her cosplay as authentic as possible.

I hope otherworldly eldritch horrors invade the real world. They must be really nice.

>>17778393
>get so much into cosplay she's no longer able to do it normally
That's strangely cute too.

>>17778394
I don't know much about liches, but with their powers, they should be able to possess anything. So she can make some kind of flesh golem and possess it.

>>17778394
Shapeshifting magic or temporary potions to make it perfect.
Sometimes she might even let you stick it between her tits as she takes a breast augmenting potion for when she's Ryona so you can "ravage her as she transforms".

Someone rescue that poor Fairy

>>17778399
>Ryona
I'd prefer Miyabi, but that's just fine.

>>17778399
>Shapeshifting magic or temporary potions
... Yes, that does sound a lot less complicated than creating a new body and using a possession spell.

dogger

Cammy Lich.

>>17778403
Sometimes all a Lich wants to do is dress up in a skanky outfit and have her boyfriend give her rough anal for a couple hours.

>>17778424
>have her boyfriend give her rough anal for a couple hours
What, the sex should last two hours, or it should have her walking funny for two hours?

>>17778429
Sex should last two hours minimum and she won't even walk funny no matter how hard you fuck her ass.
She will walk with a saunter that shows it off.

>>17778438
I'd like to see a whole doujin about that.

Including all the set-up and preparations, and the afterward. And also because I have a butt fetish.

>>17778361
why is that importat?

>>17778476
It means more posts whining about it, and thus reaching the autosage quicker and thus having more threads.

The best way to amuse an old Dragon is by having her give you a guided tour of her hoard and tell you the story behind her favorite items.

>>17778522
>Fringe too straight
>Floating hair
>Pointy shoulders
0/10 wud nut nut

>>17778576
>Floating hair
Oh fucker, I didn't notice it until you pointed it out.

>>17778361
As it should be

Is there anything more pride crushing than being spoon-fed cake by your Titania onee-san?

>>17778667
Trying to dominate a hellhound and ending up getting spanked by her.

Yeah, I'm a bit traumatized.

>>17778667
Her making you ask for it

>>17778502
The hardest part would be not sleeping, but there is also a trick for that.
I'd just stare at her ass and tits and let the lower head take control if I'm getting sleepy. That should probably do the trick.

*unsheathes sword*
*teleports behind you*
>nothing personel, kid

>>17779003
World's happiest stabbing.

I want to comfort a jink who is insecure about her lack of femininity.

>>17779035
>jink
That's only one letter off from chink, how would Jinkos react to racist Chinese stereotypes?

>>17779042
>one
Two, why I typed one I'll never know.

ded tred

>>17779122
You know what's not dead? My love for waifu.

>>17778368
Where's it from?

>>17779122
Swaying like that really makes me want to fuck a cat doggy style. Guess she knows what she's doing.

>not wanting MG waifus with a milion varieties and archetypes

5 Centaur party is the strongest and most enjoyable to be around.

>>17778522
That model looks like ass desu.

>>17779154
>EMG girls
The MGE already has multiple varieties of girls present in the various subspecies.

>>17779158
Anon I didn't feel like making a collage.

>"Oh? There's a penalty for trespassing on the lands of the silver foxes, you know."

>>17779158
They're not that bad

>Did you miss me?

>>17779154
Say what you want about EMG Centaurs but damn they're cute. Would adventure with.

>>17779202
Heavyweight seems to be extremelly nice. I'd love to befriend one.

>>17778368
Maybe?
Thank you, I hadn't seen it yet, but believe it or not, it's actually kinda hard to tell whether or not I had anything to do with seemingly random pictures of her that people draw. Do you know who the artist is?
That said, it seems like it's an inktober/spooktober/draw monstergirls this month kinda thing so probably not very me-related.

But for example, I didn't know I had anything to do with this one until I looked into it more and noticed I'd talked to the guy on pixiv a while ago
http://twitter.com/yohukasi/status/920534150389448705

Mechanical Kunoichi.

>>17779223
http://iwbitu.tumblr.com/

>>17779178
I hope she's into facesitting and anal.

>>17779245
Oh yeah no, definitely just a random picture then.
Nice to see every once in a while.

Also it baffles me how bad tumblr's search function is considering it doesn't showing up at all in any search.

Would you travel with the chosen Undead?

>>17779272
I'd kill three or four bosses with her.

>>17779229
Those are some big thighs.

>>17779283
Just the way I like it.

>>17779271
Why would it show up if the guy doesn't use gazer or mge hashtags

>>17779272
HORSE
PUSSY

How long is too long?
There has to be a point where the radar dishes attached to your head prevent normal things like sleeping on a regular bed or not getting your ear hair caught in ceiling fans.

Stop right there, criminal scum!

>>17779320
Would plug into her socket.

>>17779317
I want a fox with tits, ears, tail and ass bigger than an oni. She must be a strong fat loli too.

>>17779308
Sometimes tagged posts don't show up and sometimes posts show up based on text in the post itself rather than the tags, I'm not sure what is a feature and what is a bug with that website.

>>17779331
Great, now I can only see a fox that's like a ragdoll of secondary features on a tiny frame.

>>17779192
>I’m too ancient for this shit

>>17779320
Sexy lightning weasel. Would ground myself real good and then turn the tables on her.

There's a small group of guys at a bar, causing all kinds of trouble for the poor monstergirls trying to enjoy a good drink.

"Hey toots, can I get a handful of that mofu?"
"Nice wings, babe. They sensitive?"
"What else can you do with that tail"
"Holy, shit, those are some big tits!"

Suddenly, a bulky blue oni bursts forth from the restroom. Her mildly flush face indicates that she is drunk, but her posture and scowl demand a fight. "Oi." She speaks like thunder. "Don't you think it's a bit shameless to pick up women that you'll only spend the night with?"

"Ehhh?" One of the scoundrels saunters up to her. "What makes you say that, tough guy?" He prods her abs with a finger. "It's in a guy's nature to sleep around. Buzz off, tomboy."

She smacks his hand away with enough force to knock him off balance. "One woman is enough for any man."

"Hey, are you tryna start a fight?" He grumbles.

The oni points a finger in his direction. "You are... already wed."

"H-huh?!" He checks his left ring finger. Sure enough, there's a wedding band, and it's on tighter than a corset on a Holstaur.

>>17779365
What's the lesson here?

>>17779371
Don't sleep around, settle down!

Fluffy shuten

>>17779408
Words to live by.

>>17779411
When will banana get the mofu treatment?

>>17779411
This guy does pretty good stuff for 20-30~ bucks
http://seeyouspaceshota.tumblr.com/post/162969971008/commissions-open-its
Though it looks like he doesn't have open commissions at the moment

>>17779411
Any Shuten is a good Shuten.

>>17778408
Have a link to an uncensored version?

Could an Automaton discovered and trained by Kunoichi ninja better than them?

>>17779463
>freeing a dragon
Good, no one should be forced into slavery. Unless theyre into that

>>17779606
Now I want to post that Pixiv comic about a guy buying a black dragon loli from slavery.

>>17779463
What's the story here?

>>17779606
>dragon
Looks more like a demon that a dragon to me though, with the black sclera and lack of earfins.

>Last year my brother got me Volume 1 as a gift for when I turned 19
>No fucking idea how he figured out I liked this kinda stuff
>This year he bought volume 2 as a birthday gift when I turned 20
I have no idea how to feel.
But I got the book so that's nice.

>>17779623
Demon got sealed for some reason. Some Anon frees her.

Why would one do this?

>>17779637
Like in that Siren movie?

>>17779637
What are those diagonal paper things called? I’ve seen them before at the end of a stick.

>>17779653
Reimu Boo-Boo Bandages

>>17779229
I want to get raped into submission by a sexy ninja

>>17779637
Possibly someone thought she was a threat? Or someone had a personal grudge?

>>17779660
Wut

>>17779653
Shrine maidens' fuck you stick.

>>17779637
>Why would one do this?
Depends on the time, before or after current overlord, if they were sealed after than its screwed up.

Remember anons, always unseal everything, you never know what or who could find! Just be aware of their slightly overbearing tendencies, theyve been alone for quite some time!

>>17779630
That's not in English right? Last I checked we still had untranslated extra pages

https://youtu.be/YbYX6YJNNww?t=2m34s

How thick do you like your slime girls?

>>17779320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qu7X_2G_3k

>>17779675
Just free her while she's sleeping and run away. Make sure to not leave your scent, foot marks and fingerprints behind either.

Oh yeah speaking of translations, is that one adventure game /still/ not translated? I bet the guys who told other side it was getting official English we're full of it

>>17779689
>and run away
Why would you run from her? She hasnt seen the sun in... gods who knows how many years! You should try to help jer.

>>17779680
It's the English translation. Everything looks to be in it.


I love the Lich lewd too: https://i.imgur.com/lthlVyO.jpg

>>17779705
Holy fuck, I didn't know this happened. Do you mind posting the setting pages somewhere? Or at least the Eros one

>>17779707
I have to go and make food right now, but I can post them once I come back if you want to.

>>17779711
Yes please, I'm surprised it's not up on the wiki already

>>17779695
Not that I can remember. Or the dragon world guide book. Or those other new pages of scans up on sad panda

Maybe I spaced on it, but did we ever get info on the Fire Regions posted here?

>>17779712
I think the wiki is a little jumpy about hosting official translations.

Surprised no one's scanned it and put it up on sadpanda though, the raws and gook translations are on there but no English for volume 1 or 2.

>>17779680
The English version was released about a month ago.

>>17779752
Yeah I'm pretty surprised to. Then again I have no idea how long it's been out for since I haven't been around.
At least we'll have something new to talk about, even if we have to take it with a grain of salt given how ss translations tend to go.

>>17779754
Ah fug. Was there any buzz about it down here or did it go unnoticed for the most part?

>>17779759
No one has complained about the translation of MGE2 yet as far as I know. I have the book myself and haven't seen anything that appears to be wrong or anything.

>>17779760
Yeah, people talked about it for a few days, not as big hype as the when the first book hit the shelves however.

>Not wanting a Nightmare for a wife

>>17779769
I just mean the like one or two little things we saw in mge1. So if we see something kinda weird and out of place in 2 we can chalk it up to that

>>17779771
horse pussy

>>17779771
Bearer/Seek/Seek/Lest

>>17779779
>not wanting to go on a banging dream adventure

It would be like a real adventure except you can't die or be captured by Druella.

>>17779488
>>17779245

>>17779771
Meh Nightmares are nice. But I like bipedal monsters more.
Now if a Nightmare or Centaur could be bipedal I’d wife that up in a heartbeat.

>>17779802

>>17779771
I'd wife a nightmare in a heartbeat.

How big is too big ?

>>17779843
Depends on the context

>>17779843
Anything beyond 7ft.
Unless you're referring to something else entirely.

>>17779771
My fetish for the various lower parts of the body are to great to allow me to enjoy mixed creatures like that

>>17779860
>that doujin
Unf. What I wouldn't give for a girl like that.

>>17779876
All the girls in his doujins are high tier.

>>17779816
>>17779802
>Bipedal
Delet this.

>>17779365
Hokuto no Ken but it's a blue oni fighting a bicorn to prove that monogamy is the superior wife-fu to polygamy

>>17779843
Anything more than 2 feet taller than your height. Unless you're into that /ss/ roleplay stuff.

>>17779707
Okay, I did 3 and there are 10.

https://imgur.com/a/S1Ixa

Things I covered with this:
>Goddess of love (Eros)
>The noble capital of the undead
>The lost kingdoms of the desert

Things I didn't cover:
>The overlord's army and their extrimists
>The realm of fire
>The realm of ice
>The god of wine
>The wondrous lands of wonderland
>The kingdom ruled by cats, for cats
>The continent enshrouded in mist
>The ethereal lands of Zipangu
>The exotic hospitality of Ryugujo

>>17779960
>4chan re-flipped my pic
Alright then.

>>17779960
>"Embrace love, live in love, and love will save you."
Doesn't mention Shrek though.

>>17779960
>The kingdom ruled by cats, for cats

>>17779122
Cute kitty cat.

>>17779991
Fun fact : cats like spankings.

They also like to be jerks, but that's another story.

>>17779960
>Other than the snake, which would appear now and then as the messenger of the [sun] god...
Maybe that's what the snake in the Pharaoh profile is then? Maybe after the monsters came, the desert sun god lost their power, and its snake messenger decided to keep serving the Pharaoh's as a pet of sorts.

>>17780004
Cat girls like it when you rub their butt, spanking can make them rape you.

>>17780022
Yes, and...?

She'll make all your dreams come true anon...

Like that one about Wonderland Centaurs.

Pharaoh wives are great. I want to become the "slave" for one, and have her use her voice to make me do lewd and embarrasing things. Like tying me to a chair and forcing me to service her after a long days work of dealing with the terrors of beuracracy! The best part is, her divinity means she's not only raping you, but also cleansing your soul with divine light from Horus itself. Must feel amazing.
>>17780010
I want to have a staring contest with snek.

>>17780031
>She'll make all your dreams come true anon..
Even that one I had where I'm fighting a machine gun motorcycle bear and a flame thrower cowboy riding a t-rex?

>>17780031
All of them? Because that one NTR dream I had that made me feel like shit for the entire day isn't something I want to become real.

More undead and this one needed love very badly

>>17780056
Describe it

>>17780056
She'd barge into your bad dream and banish it so she can cuddle you in real life and your dream and make you feel better.

>>17780056
Always that one guy I tells ya...

>>17780068
Had an anubis wife, a tentacle girl raped her in front of me while saying cruel things, I don't remember too many of the details since it was a while back now but it still disgusts me.
>>17780069
>nightmare bursts into the dream and cuts down the tentacle
I'd love her instantly.

>>17780063
Is this still technically necrophilia? Because I think I'm gonna paizuri that corpse.

>>17780099
>tentacle girl
Eh I'm not sure I would consider that ntr
That's kind of hot

>>17779675
>Extremely clingy ancient "evil"
Sounds really appealing to me. The initial unsealing might cause a bit of a fright, though, which may lead to fleeing in terror.

>>17780063
Living in a crypt with a girl like that could be comfy in a way. Undead are love.

>>17780063
Zombies need more love.

>>17780063

reminder that if you turn a zombie into a wight through hugging her alone she'll be obsessed with hugging you despite her noble mannerisms

>>17780128
The low rate of DE exchange in that case means it would take decades.
I don't think anyone is willing to blue ball themselves that hard.

>>17780063
Feet look uncanny as always I see,

>>17779771
I'd rather a Dairy Breed

>>17780166
But what if she was a Nightmare Dairy breed?

>>17780168
I'm not into the dream stuff

>>17780166
Dairy Breed centaurs must be so gentle and warm, both in the figurative and literal sense. Her voice never going above a gentle low volume, her tits never going below a bursting fullness.
She’d be so motherly, she’d fantasize of nothing more than nursing you against her bosom for hours and hours as she strokes your head in the middle of a calm field.

>>17780171
Me neither, but I like her shy personality too much to really worry about it that much.

>>17780135
Just cum on yourself, sweat and maybe even bleed a little to increase the exchange.

I wanna be a dog catcher in the city of MGC!
I’ll take all the orphan canine girls off the streets and give them a good home to be in for a little bit before a family adopts them.

what is Lamia cooking like?

>>17780181

Not to mention embracing you when you fall asleep from drinking enough of her milk, putting your head between her huge breasts.

You'd probably get plenty of nursing handjobs from her too, which would be done at a calm and gentle pace.

Dairy Nightmares

>>17780203
Lots and lots of eggs.

>>17780217
Do I have to eat all of them?

>>17780206
I bet her calm and gentle hand motions combined with her warm sweet milk and words of relaxing encouragement would bring out the most in her partner. Just calm de-stressing talk where she says to just relax and let what happens happen, not to worry about lasting or anything like that, just enjoy the moment and be comfortable.
It’d be a veritable explosion with all those things combined. And then when you’re dehydrated after, she’s smile and gently move your head to her other breast to rehydrate before you fall asleep, as she wipes her hand and your torso off then pulls your head in between to sleep for hours against her pillows.

All while she smiles and thinks how happy she is to share these moments with you, her love.

>>17780213
That sounds like a covert operation name by the Sabbath to make young men have bad dreams about huge tits or something.

>>17780195
Only dogs? What about them delinquent cats?

>>17780219
Yes.
Don’t worry anon, she show you how to unhinge your jaw for the really big ones too!

>>17780224
Then it backfires and Sabbath is proven to be nothing more than a bunch of Saturday Morning Cartoon villains.

>>17780225
I’m allergic to cats.

>>17780232
Even well-groomed, studious cats?

>>17780099
Why is anon so threatened by yuri?

>>17780220
>ask Dairy Breed gf to trot towards you
>she puts her hands on her hips and feigns annoyance but then cutely giggles and closes her eyes
>dramatically and very showman-y trots over to you with her hands stretched out to her sides
>the cacophony of movement of her bodacious tits is like a symphony of boobflesh conducted by one of the masters
>distracted when she finally reaches you and playfully bumps her chest into you, knocking you over
>she just shyly giggles and reaches out her hands in a “welcome home” expression to her chest

>>17779960
You'll do the others at one point or another right?

>>17780253
Yeah, I'm just really lazy right now. Trying to get a good pic with only my mobile camera is annoying.
I'll do the rest eventually.

>>17780261
Just making sure
Kinda odd how little noise has been made in regards to translation of new material in general honestly. Makes me worry we aren't going to get world guide 3 even when it does come out

>>17780063
spoopy zombie

>>17780268
>Makes me worry we aren't going to get world guide 3 even when it does come out
That all comes down to sales. If KC makes a profit on MGE 2 he will most likely have MGE 3 translated as well.

>>17780274
Yeah but they'll likely do one and two first. Seeing as how MGR kinda holds off on translating things that are getting official translations that means it could easily be over two years before we see the english of world guide three

Ochimushas are top tier wives.

>>17780282
But could they fend off a Kunoichi who attempts to “assassinate” their lord in the dead of night?
Would they share in the end or fight to the undeath?

>>17778359
>Posting that piece of shit's daughter

>>17778667
Can't you just, you know, NOT be a pride-less, spineless coward?

>>17780282
They are okay.

>>17779178
The abandoned shrine on that land was just begging to be explored. I couldn't help myself.

>>17780270
Uncensored where?

>>17780310
Don't lie, we all know you were looking for foxy butts to spank.

>>17780329
It’s like what Elvis used to say; “You gotta give them what they love baby!”

>>17780335
Please don't spank >>17779178, she's too cute and adorable.

>>17780329
Why not both? Two explorations for the price of one.

>>17780350
... Damn, I wish I could write.

>>17780353
Look on the bright side, there's probably some MGs that can't read.

Another wife commission finished!

>>17780380
But I'd like to write a nice story where Anon visits an abandoned temple and find a lone foxxy.

>>17780383
Jesus

Getting random gacha kids must be a mess
>kids are flying, slithering, digging, teleporting everywhere

>>17780383
How many commission do you have right now?
You've been coming out with a new one every day.

>>17779782
>The effects of magical cold on a human

>>17780396
Some kids might be doing all of them at the same time.

>>17780403
Waifu folder has a bit over 1400 files in it total.
Don't differentiate between commissions and requests.
There's like 6 or 7 artists I'm currently commissioning, a few more working on requests.
Most of the ones I've been posting lately are things I commissioned in september that are just now being finished.

Except for the one by Novcel, I only waited like a day for that one.

>>17780437
Obsession

>>17780220

>Look up at her while getting a nursing handjob
>Her eyes meet yours. She giggles and gives you a warm, motherly smile, taking her hand off the back of your head and running it through your hair making you more relaxed in turn

>Welcome to the beach house! May I take your order?

>>17780288
Fight her to undeath until her lord gets turned on by the display and asks to have sex with both.

>>17780461
I want that mermaid

>>17780288
Usually Kunoichis are sent to "assassinate" nobles who are unfriendly to monstergirls or are pious Order followers. If that lord has a Ochi waifu then he would be friendly to monstergirls.

A friendly spar would be interesting nonetheless.

>>17779960
I used to not really carry about the dessert land waifu wars, but I want the pharohs to win now reading this

Dairy Breed White Horn

>>17780471
Ochimusha husbands don't even have to be nobles, it can literally be a beggar that was passing by a Zipangu graveyard.

Where do Khepri Kings fit in those wars?

>>17780437
Fug, I only have 440 gazers
Does it include wips, 3 line sketches and shit?

>>17780481
The softest, warmest Whitehorns you can ever find.

>>17780481
Yes. Yes. YES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0
>TFW you will never live in a sleepy, peaceful little town full of eldritch abominations

>>17780481
How does she find jackets that fit?

>>17780497
Handmade sweaters.

>>17780449
yes, very much so.
>>17780489
WIPs are in a different folder.
There are a few PSD files. Mostly it's stuff with alternate versions/different resolutions. You could probably cut like a third off that total number for big/small res files alone.

There are also a bunch of bonus pictures and little doodles from people I know, I've posted some of those here before.

>>17780491

Their milk would put you to sleep in no time

>>17780493
>Arkham
>Peaceful
[ Laughs in Herbert ]

>>17780488
An Apophis might try to grape him and all those Kephris to add his kingdom to her own.

Dunno how successful that's going to be.

>>17780509
Tevvie and his seven shoglings seem happy enough.
He goes around singing all day about how comfy town is.

>>17780519
I do wonder what happens when an apophis gets her hands on a sandworm.

>>17780528
Most people know better than to try to bite a rock.

>>17780497
Jackets designed by master Arachne tailors to support all bakunyuu monstergirls alike.
Hathorite endorsed.

>>17780488
From what little I can gather, kephris look for a suitable partner for the pharoh, and if they're pharoh is dead find a man to make into the new 'pharoh' (not as in transform him into a phrahoh, as in make him the new king)

>>17780396
Thank goodness for that centuries life span. I want to play the gacha, but can only take up to 2 at a time.

>>17780461
Shouldn’t you be a squid girl?

>>17780545
Good luck at Thanksgivings.

>>17780531
Yeah but still, Khepri King and Pharaoh are the same only with different names. I thought Apophises might also want to do shit to them or that perhaps Pharaoh's and Apophises looked for Kings to form alliance and have an easier time beating the other side, but apparently going by what you said the wars are entirely Pharaoh vs Apophis thing.

Which is good, Khepris are one of my top waifu MGs and as a King I would not like to be dragged into a war.

>>17780531
What? Khepris look for a partner for the Pharaoh? I was under the impression Khepris lived in entirely separate ruins which were waiting for a man to stumble there and make him their King.

>>17780560
Again I don't have a citation for this or anything, but I think they only do the harem thing if the pharoh is already dead. If she's alive I believe the king is wed to her and the kephri go off and find their own husband's like normal
Also in the case of no pharoh the aphosis doesn't have to do anything, their profile mentions that the kingdom can sink into a dark black demon realm if the man is just negligent with his duties, indulging in lust to much.
Or at least that's what I'll headcanon since it makes sense

>>17780461
I would love to be the single cook at a beachside bar and grill and playfully tease all the waitresses.

>>17780450
Is this heaven? Is this what true bliss and comfort feels like? Would she understand if I got teary eyed at that?

>>17780461
Fried potatos and crabs. I'd eat those as if they were my waifu's pussy.

>>17780481
Big.
Fluffy.
So warm if they go under the blanket with you they’d heat it like a sauna.

>>17780586
That really takes a blow for the Khepri fanbase. The Khepri profile makes it very clear that they live in ruins and whoever is the first man to enter there will be made the King.

Though I guess, maybe Pharaoh Khepris are different from ruin ones? I guess..... it might be possible that the ones working for the Pharaohs are different from the ones in the abandoned ruins. It still bothers me the part that the Khepri just go off and find her own husband individually, Khepri's entire gimmick is the harem king trope.

>>17780610
Pharaoh's khepris get those who are thrown to the khepri pit.

>>17780586
That sounds in direct contradiction of the profile. Not to accuse, but I think you’re remembering wrong or conflating the popular threadcanon of Pharoahs having a “Khepri pit”

>>17780610
Khepri fans got prime healing material though anon.
It's just the Khepris who need healing since their beloved Pharaoh Onee-san is dead.

>When you want to write but're stuck on the fucking opening and how to do it

I want to be the strong husband to a bunch of soft, cuddly khepris.


They'd probably have trouble with winter.

>>17780610
I assume that's how it works at least. Its been a while since I've read their profiles so I don't remember if those mention them serving the pharohs, but encyclopedia 2 does, so this can kinda make sense, a difference between those who have lost their pharoh and those who haven't.
That or maybe the king they make is like a position just below the pharoh? So like they make kingdoms ruled by their husband who then answers to the pharoh as a tributary state, but that's me getting /tg/ with it

>>17780628
I want to get a full body tongue bath from my harem of cuddly Khepris where they get really really into it

>>17780631
We literally just talked about their profile like a week or two ago, it has nothing about them serving currently risen Pharoahs, only about how they’ll raise a man to be the new ruler because they inhabit the empty crypts of long dead and un-risen Pharoahs

>>17780636
Would be nice.
Granted, they'd probably do the same thing to me after I finished my bi-weekly run.

>>17780621
>>17780643
I know it is, I'm not disputing that. The thing I'm saying is the new Encyclopedia pages posted up thread say something new.
Though re reading it I'm dumb and completely wrong, it says they have 'appeared to rebuild uninhabitied kingdoms who's pharohs have perished' so yeah, whoops.

>>17780663
Do your best wurm-chan!

>>17780663
Though now to answer >>17780488 correctly, I guess they dont. Instead of the kingdom being a dark or bright green realm based on the aphosis or pharoh winning, it's based on the new gig being diligent in his work or indulging.

>>17780620
I thought the Khepri Pit was a meme and not an actual thing wtf? So now like literally the only way to become a KK is for the Khepris or the Pharaos deeming you "suitable" and throwing you into the pit/other ruins? Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnbLMCZAXc

>Grizzly Girl hears Anon playing this music
>Immediately challenges him to rasslin'
Too bad for Bear RED CYCLONE NEVER LOSES

>>17780676
Actually, I guess it's possible the aphosis tries to bite and corrupt all the kephri and their husband with the same sort of end result as doing that with the pharoh? I mean it would take more work but I assume it's roughly the same.

>>17780680
It was a joke.

>>17780680
Are you stupid, kid?

>>17780663
Bwaka Wurm!

>>17780680
It is a meme, that was a meme post.
Normal pharohs don't have any kephri servents it seems, just mummies Sphinx's and Anubi. Kephris appear as the sort of reincarnated power of pharohs who died back when monsters still ran around mudering people, and they chose a man worthy to take up that mantle and lead their kingdom.

>>17780686
>>17780684
With the thing about how Khepris now served Pharaohs and didn't always formed harems, I thought that maybe it was legit.

>>17780691
Too much bwaka is bad for your health.

>>17780702
No, I was just stupid and didn't read straight
>>17780671
>>17780691
D-dont bully

>>17780703
No, that is just how you recognize Wurm husbands for when the portals open. They have the "baka aura" even now, so that monster girls will stay away from them and not get crushed by a speeding Wurm.

>>17780714
>Speeding wurms tackling husbands and wrapping them up.

A picture of grace.

>Wurm historian and anthropologist always tells colorful yet innacurate interpretations of historical events and cultures
>she still is respected because despite the nature of her race she’s a very fine and delicate digger who can excavate fragile artifacts with no damage to them in a quick fashion
>you just have to be willing to sit through her excited, completely unfounded postulations afterward
>”Oooooh! Look at this vase! This uh, this was used by a great queen! Yeah! She would dip it into lava and then pour it on her fireplace for a Lava fire! Very cool right?”

>>17780693
>and they chose a man worthy to take up that mantle and lead their kingdom.
More like they chose a guy that either likes archeology or was just looking for a safe haven in the middle of abandoned ruins.

>>17780732
It’s like El Dorado rules. “Worthy” is not always what pathosfags think it is.

>>17780714
>when the waifu wants you so hard you get an aura that ignores dimensions
Must be why I can't get any girls!

>>17780751
This is why one of the most powerful Monstergirls in realities, the Quantum Wurm, is so potent. She can funnel across time and space to find her hubby!

>>17780756
>Quantum tunneling Wurm
She’ll be the one to open the portals, and won’t even know she’s doing it.

>>17780756
Is she simon's apprentice?

>>17780760
So I'll just lying in my bed one day when I see an astral wurm tunnel through the ceiling dropping a monster girl on my bed?

>>17780756
Is the Quantum Wurm more powerful than the Mamono Lord?

Why is it that every time somebody builds a mansion in a moor or Rhode Island cliff side it's over a fucking antediluvean horror?

>>17780776
>”Oof!”
>she looks around, stardust and nebula shaking off her shiny form
>”Oh! Found you!”
>gives a big warm hug like you just came home from work
She’s not just cute and Baka, she’s Quantum cute and Quantum Baka!

>>17780732
It's probably different depending on the Khepris.
Some Khepri swarms like muscle men, some like reedy bookworms and some of them just want a cute boy to sexually bully.

>>17780782
She is just another god tier entity. I guess they are the same level but DL might be stronger since she keeps fucking.

>>17780789
I think she might break my bed.

>>17780790
>a cute boy to sexually bully.
>Shota Kephri King

He's gonna spend his days fighting off grapesnakes who'd love to corrupt something so pure and cute.

>>17780737
Pardon my ignorance, what does Pathosfag stand for?

>>17780782
The DL is more powerful within her reality, but the Quantum Wurm can travel to other realities. The Quantum Wurm has no interest in changing realities, just finding the one her husband is in, whereas the DL wants to change the rules of the reality she inhabits.

>>17780806
Just don’t look at it after she takes you out of the room and close the door. When you come back you got a fifty fifty chance of it being broken.
A trick she learned from her other dimension-hoping friend, the Schroedenger Cheshire. Who may or may not be undead.

>>17780808
>Shota Khepri king
>his Khepri wives become more onee-san like in both appearance and action
Damn that’s living the life.
>>17780809
Just a throwback to patheticfags, people who look for excuses to say they stand no chance with or against Monstergirls and besmirch the ones who make you actually get off your ass like lizardmen or hinezumi.

>>17780790
Nah, its pretty clear that the first man to lay feet on the ruins is the one that is taken for King. Plus it honestly seems out of character for a guy to step in and the Khepris to just kick him out into the desert because "not my type."

>>17780808
>Shota from a distant land stumbles into a tomb and becomes a Khepri King with a harem of Onee-sans
>Pharaoh from the next kingdom over wants to conquer his lands and also "conquer his lands".
>Apophis wants to rape him first and then corrupt his Onee-sans to help her overthrow and corrupt the Pharaoh.
>The Khepri want him to conquer both the Pharaoh and the Apophis and then add them to his harem.
What's a shota king to do?

>>17780819
What if my waifu is different from the Quantum Wurm?

>>17780604

Yeah she would. She'd wipe your tears away, sighing happily.

>>17780834
Anon, consider the possibility of being drawn towards the tomb because you match their tastes.
There's some nagging feeling as you get closer, urging you to go into the tomb.
It's probably Ra trying to get her servants laid.

>>17780836
Is the answer “Get absolutely smothered in beautiful thick brown women”?
I’m pretty sure that’s the answer and things will work out from there.

>>17780628
Why are soft girls with strong husbands so perfect?

>>17780836
>shota going for a pharaoh
>0 will or power to resist onee-san's voice
>goes for the apophis
>gets poisoned just by breathing the same air she uses
His lands are going to be ravished.

>>17780840
Oh, well then your waifu would come through instead of course!
Maybe the Quantum Wurm will stop for a bit and smile at the couple being united across time and space, but then she’ll remember her husband, and will tunnel even faster and harder to find him, in this reality or the next!

>>17780849
Poor girl, causing all that chaos just to find her true love.

>>17780848
>Both Apophis and Pharoah think they’ve “won” when in reality they’ve more just willingly submitted themselves to his harem, doting on him and joining the Khepris in pampering and sexually attending to him
He is the promised one.

>>17780844
Just imagine it anon
>Getting teased from all sides by Khepris
>Ears are being nibbled on by the Apophis and the Sphinx
>Hair is being stroked by the Pharaoh as your head lays on her plump lap
>The Anubis is ahegaoing as she bounces her plump ass up and down on your dick.
>The newly united kingdoms are at peace, and you've got all the time in the world and a harem of Onee-sans to impregnate.

>>17780848
You act like his Khepri Onee-sans aren't going to be there to hold down the Pharaoh or Apophis so their king can fuck them into submission.

>>17780836
The poor kid just wanted to go on a nice field trip.

>>17780841
I want to somehow pay her back for all that comfort. What is it that Dairy Breeds want most from their husbands?

>>17780843
Thats a possibility, yeah I considered that. Would work.

>>17780860
With the Frizz? No way!
CRUISING DOWN THAT MAIN STREET

>>17780858
I like oneesans but would never want to be a shota

The ultimate conundrum.

>>17780853
>submitted
I don't know, anon. Apophis is going to fuck him up and pharaoh might be just working and using him as a human dildo.

>>17780858
The pharaoh and snek have armies too. It all comes down to a battle of kings.

>>17780628
Im the complete opposite, I want to be surrounded by tall muscular Khepris.

>>17780867
Then maybe you'd want the same fantasy but with you as a teenager with a CC aged Onee-san harem then?

>>17780874
Those would be nice.
Would you still be in charge?

>>17780866
Gives a new meaning to taking chances, making mistakes and ESPECIALLY getting messy.

>>17780858
This is the best end to end all best ends. I’d be in total heaven. I’d be cumming like a fucking firehose from the constant onee-stimulation. At any given times two tongues would be jammed in my mouth, and some oriface around my dick, with hands and mouths and tits smothering the rest of my body, and that’s how I’d rule my new lewd kingdom.

>>17780880
Probably.
That or just CCs in general.

I imagine some older office women fawning over that new IT guy would be nice.

Talking about Khepris, I had a Khepri dream a few days ago. I (I think) entered into a Khepri Ruin but rather than being assaulted or just stepping in, I was transported to a wierd underground world, which was the world Khepris live in as a race, and there were many hubs having Khepris of different bodytypes and dispositions. Basically, rather than the Khepris already being there, if you stepped into a Khepri ruin you were transported into that world and basically do "waifu shopping" choosing the type of Khepris you wanted to show up at the ruins and after you finished you were transported back to the ruins and then proceed as per the Khepri profile. I really liked that idea, its my headcanon now.

>>17780836
>The Khepri invite the Apophis and Pharaoh to an exquisite dinner without notifying that the other is appearing.
>The Khepri pat them down for contraband at their lairs entrance
>Stealthily inject them with a Dark Slime jelly mixture concealed within the segments of their chitinous arms
>Place their horny, drowsy bodies next to the king
>Since the king wasn't even aware of that shit in the first place he just resigns himself to the soft and tender ministrations of the two Archenemies next to him
>Drinks his Khepris and even the Apophis' breast milk for nourishment while the Pharaoh, Grapesnake, and Onee-Khepri take turns riding and frenching him
>???
>That region of the MGE desert knows peace for centuries to come
Huzzah.

>>17780866
Jesus Christ I just thought of Magic School Bus in MGC.
>the episode where they shrink down and travel inside Arnold’s body to see how sperm is produced
>the episode when they went to space because one of the girls wanted to give her bf a blowjob in zero gravity

>>17780866
Cruising down that Main Street
You’re relaxed and feeling good
Next thing that you know you’re saying
“Octopussy in the neighborhood?!”

Screwing on a sound wave!
Subbing on a star!
Cum inside a Zombie’s intestines,
Take your second wife on mars!

I want a harem of onee-sans of all kinds. Tomboys,himes, tsunderes all kinds.

>>17780914
Lets not venture into that territory anon.

>>17780918
>harem of Onee-sans
Ah a man of excellent taste I see.

>>17780881
Yes? I don't know, I don't care, I have biceps to caress and abs to lick.

>>17780918
The Onee-Sabbath beckons

>>17780924
They probably line up and flex to tempt you into picking them first.

>>17780923
On yes, and they'd be at the perfect height where all their hugs will smother me with their breasts.
>>17780925
I'll take as many that want me.

>>17780918
I want a harem of all family girls. Milfs, aunts, imoutos, onees and maybe even a childhood friend.

>>17780933
Can one really be an Onee-San if her mongo milkmachines aren’t at that perfect height and she frequently hugs you to smother you with them? If they don’t have that, they’re not true Onee-Sans.

>>17780932
I want the oogle at the roughest one, have her say "what are you looking at?!", kabedon me against the wall and then lift me to her level and me while lifting me at the same time as my feet don't even touch the ground.

>>17780948
She can if she's a shortstack onee who needs a stepladder to headpat you.

>>17780936
>harem of milfs
All those lonely and pent up ladies are too good, especially since it grants easy access to their daughters. Even better if they have an older and a younger daughter.

>>17780948
Onee-sans don’t have to always have huge tits. Tits don’t make an onee-san an onee-san love does.

Remember that Whitehorns are as pure as the wind-driven snow and should be treated as such.

>>17780954
That would be nice.

>>17780962
>A bunch of milf mode monster girls that've lost their husbands or had their men run out.
>Get their daughterus with them.

...I kinda want this.

>>17780972
All the better for slowly corrupting with lewd thoughts!

>>17780972
White Horns are great with kids

>>17780976
That's the wonders of oyakodon feast. You get a cutie and extra.

You can also go for the daughter and have the mother go nuts for you.

>>17780972
I want an oppai loli Whitehorn to have as my warm paizuri machine.

>>17780994
>oyakodon feast
That sounds like a nice festival to go to.

>>17780976
>wanting used goods

Which girls would people want a story of for Spooktober?

>>17781030
More Phantoms.
Thicc Zombies too.

>>17781030
Skeleton, partly for meme's sake but also because I don't think there's any skeleton stories.

>>17781030
spoopy phantom

>>17781008
It's a feast for you, anon, not a festival.

>>17781013
Think of it like this, anon. You get her daughter who is a virgin and maybe her sister too and as a bonus you get a horny, older woman ready to beg for your dick.

>>17781030
This evil creature of the night.

>>17781030
Ochimushas, ochimushas, ochimushas and ochimushas.

>>17781030
Phantom for sure.

>>17781030
Werebats. Preferably a CC Vampire Werebat who may or may not be baby crazy.

>>17781030
Lich trying to understand Halloween. She just ends up reading about it in a book and trying to replicate it. Hilarity ensues.

>>17781030
Ghost or Ghoul

>>17781093
What about ghosts AND ghouls.

>>17781097
Time to whip out the polka-dot boxers, in that case.

>>17781097
what about ghosts and goblins?

>>17781030
A lonely, clingy Living Armor.

>>17781047
>>17781061
>Phantoms
>On the week I'm doing a Kubrick binge
Slow thread, eh Lloyd?

>>17781030
Regular old Skelly needs some love

>>17781107
how would that living armor react if i slammed her faceplate shut?

Speaking of all this talk of undead and spooky, undead elves are apperently a thing! Now I can be smugly molested even beyond the grave!

>>17780983
I like to imagine the little babygo in this picture is just silently screaming a light “Aaaaaahhhh!” the whole time she’s in that anon’s arms

What if...Deer Knight?

>>17781220
I want to see armored, white horns in winter.
I bet they're /fa/ even then

>>17781223
They could snowblind people with the reflection off their armor

Are Tomboy Titanias possible?

>>17781198
I'd fug the shit out of Sylvanas.

>>17781228

I don't see why not.

>>17781224
Better for ambushes and fighting.

>>17781229
Just don't look up her new design.

>>17781228
Tomboy everything should be possible. Tomboy fruit when?

>>17781229
Each day I am more and more thankful for dandon and his wonderful abs

>>17781242
>Tomboy everything should be possible
Excellent. But is a Tomboy Minotaur redundant?

If you go to Zipangu, avoid going to battle graveyards, specially those where young people were known to be enlisted as warriors. You could end up with an oppai loli Ochimusha that likes videogames, clinging to your arm and insisting you need protection.

>>17781257
>oppai loli Ochimusha
>oppai loli
Definitely avoiding them then.

>>17781220
I had an idea for a story dealing with both MGs who chose to become paladins and Paladins being turned into MGs yet still clinging onto their old faiths. I wrote some notes down somewhere but I lost most of my belongings in a recent move and don’t think they survived the trip.

>>17781220
They'd look odd with steam pouring out the cracks of their armor.

>>17781254
Hmmmm. In some cases I suppose it would be, minatours, Amazon's, ogeres, etc are kinda tomboy built in in a way

>>17781275
Minotaurs are the best tomboys because they can have huge breasts.

>>17781301
Molesting tomboy Minotaurs.

>>17781310
Please don't, tomboy Minotaurs are for giving you awkward noogies.

Got a new Kobold waifu and daughteru commission finished today! Some more comfy latex and bondage though, so it's in imgur. This one's been in the works for a long time and I'm really happy with the result.

https://imgur.com/MLfknMH

>>17781320
They are for rough, unapologetic groping.

>>17781323
Are you really going to grope something at least twice your strength?

>>17781319
Those designs are ugly.

>>17781330
Yes.

>>17781330
That's the purpose and intention.

>>17781334
>>17781337
Remember you are responsible for any broken bones you may have.

>>17781319
>drew gardner
damn, KDF. good taste.

>>17781340
She's not a dumb whore like Miia, no bones will be broken.

>>17781349
Eh, she may just laugh and take it in good nature.

But Minos are dumb.

>>17781352
They're not EMG-tier retards, that's for sure. At worst she'd take it as a challenge and start groping your dick.

>>17781362
I see them like dumb warriors. They know their way around an axe but don't hold with that fancy book stuff.

>>17781319
>click link
>random picture below it is an Eastern Brown Snake stealing a hot dog right off someone’s grill with the tag ‘snakes are cute’
I think the internet is telling me something...

>>17781381
Forgot link:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/x0eEr

>>17780785

Because the real estate's cheap. Unlike the Plague Doctor, who is best girl.

>>17781378
Looks like you have some shit taste.

>>17781275
Minotaurs are the best tomboys, they actually have the body to show it.

>>17781319
How do you even get a kobold to wear heels like that?

What would happen if you go to a random single Minotaur that is sleeping and you just lay down, hug her and go to sleep? Not groping her or anything just hug her and go to sleep.

>>17781421

She'd think christmas came early.

>>17781421
You wake up with a girlfriend.

>>17781414
Very carefully anon!

>>17781413
And other buff monsters like Amazon's oni and ogers don't?

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17781433
No, look at their profiles. All Minotaurs are muscular, not all Amazons and Ogres are, in fact it seems to be rarer than the norm. Lomg story short, the Minotaur is a warrior monster that actually has the body of a warrior, and thats hot.

>>17781450
Please anon. KC has already said that not all monsters look like their profiles, and even specifically answered a question saying there are many muscular amazons.
The realistic answer is that KC didn't draw anything but slender woman up until like recently, see the new vs old red oni profile.

>>17780827
I dont think you can compare the situation of a monster girl that marry you just by showing at her home with one that is a warrior even among monster girls and demands you to be a strong as her to marry you. People are actually justified to think they stand no chance with the latter, not with the former. I dont think the Hinezumi applies as she comes with a flatout in-profile workaround.

>>17781455
Where can I see the new Red Oni pic and the updated profiles?

Soon™

>>17781474
but where?

>>17781455
Many =/= all, not even the majority. The profile represent an average member, if most Amazons were muscular, a muscular one would be shown. Alsi the fact remains that Amazons have to work out to get muscle. Minotaurs are naturally muscular. A Minotaur body would be the end result of an Amazon training to get buff, Minotaur base form is that. Now imagine how a Minotaur would look if she actually trained to build muscle and was married to a muscleslut.

I can't stop thinkin bout that Dairy Breed and how I want her to be my motherly wife.