/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17765749
Tentacle girls are the best huggers!

>>17765749
>Jitsu Wa...: http://underdogscans.wordpress.com/
Nope, still dead.
Couldn't even fix the pastebin, could you?

Remember to celebrate your dorome daughteru's first sprout

>>17765766
Pastebin and thread header could use with an update.

>>17765763
Somewhere, a yeti sheds a tear.

Happy ending

Always remember to be on your guard around succubi. A single moment of weakness and you'll wake up being cuddled by your new loving waifu.

Stay strong anons.

Ushi Oni daughter when?

>>17765790
When you marry the Ushi Oni wife. Are you prepared for such a commitment? I hear they're ferocious when they want to become mothers.

>>17765797
Worth it. Everything for a cute little spider.
Maybe it'll cure my arachnophobia for good.

>>17765780
I want to see more of these.

>>17765797
>baby crazy CC Ushi-Oni
I’m fucking sold brother.

>>17765806
If a spider gets into my house, I'm going to spray her with raid! If that doesn't work, I'll fog the house!
If all else fails, fire!
Spiders: No!

What have you done today to better yourself? It's what your waifu would want.

>>17765840
I looked for new ways to spank a wight.

>>17765840
I'm improving my interviewing skills for my accounting firm stuff. If my waifu were here she'd mutter about me talking to myself in the mirror, and drag me to the bedroom on a leash.

>>17765840
I was getting gud but now I can't help but feel shit. Lost a ton of weight and some contacts too, the will to study and work is non existant and the only thing that keeps me going is my body on routine while my mind is playing with monster girls.

If a penguin can find his waifu then surely I can too!

>>17765864
>While my mind is playing with monster girls
Be the person they'd want you to be.
but they don't make studying any easier when the dreams get lewd

>>17765865

I wonder how many MGs cried over Grape-kun's passing?

>>17765877
>Be the person they'd want you to be.
Can't put myself into the "do it for her" mindset anymore. It's getting extremelly hard to see why keep doing things.

>>17765879
A disturbing number of h-artists did tributes for him.

>>17765883
This. It helped me for about two years and then I stopped believing.

>>17765865
All pretense and hyperbole aside, I am really happy for that Penguin. He made it man.

>>17765766
>>17765774
You do realize the pastebin is an anonymously posted thing, right? I.e. it can't be edited whatsoever?

>>17765749
Gan you guys please reach out to and absorb Kemono friends spammers so they stop complaining about having nowhere to go? Even though it's a yurishit series and you guys are total homophobes, you can overlook that and get along, right?

>>17765950
Eat shit.

>>17765749
Can you guys please reach out to and absorb Kemono friends spammers so they stop complaining about having nowhere to go? Even though it's a yurishit series and you guys are total homophobes, you can overlook that and get along, right?

>>17765954
>>17765950

I don't really give a shit about Kemono friends, it's a pretty bad show.

I think any waifufag mourns Grape-kun though

>>17765954
Eat shit.

>>17764574
Beast here
I am working on that book, but I still write monstergirl stuff when I can't access my google docs.
So I'm still here, I just don't know whether to write, Selene, the roulette or burning edge.

>>17765786
There's something about MGs and heart shaped stuff that really gets me going. Pink stuff is a plus on some girls too.

There's just nothing sexier than MGs with heart-shaped jewellery/tattoos/whatever. KC has good taste in this area.

>>17765979

I wonder how many hearts there are in a typical Eros church?

>>17765982
I'm sure there are many. They'd be a warm welcoming place, with eh sort of atheistic and charm that subtly draws you in.

>>17765977
I vote Burning edge, I want to see what Nadia does now that she's truly a monster.

>>17765989
>Sex church
>subtly

>>17766001
Relative to more typical MG establishments? Absolutely. It's a love church, not sex church.

>"Ah, hello~"

>>17766010
[x] Smile enthusiastically at the wife-slime

>>17766010
>tfw probably wouldn't even muster up the courage to smile back at someone in the rain
I'm sorry wifeslime.

>>17765911
We can make a new one. Don't how know how they work?

>>17766008
You're saying this as if monsters differentiate between love and sex, which they don't. The only difference between Eros, Sabbath, and whatever religion the Dark Priests serve is what fetishes they cater to.

Remember to fug the bug

>>17766026
Our forces are dwindling and we pull back to regroup!

>>17766026
She's cute, if a little chitin-y. That non-existent waist is concerning, though.

>>17766032
Quickly, we must reproduce and bolster our forces! Everyone strip and find a partner!

>>17766044
That was not the answer I was expecting.

>>17766022
I'm not going to touch that, but even if it was true that doesn't mean the churches will look the same.

>>17766008
I get what you’re saying anon, but I gotta agree with >>17766022 by MGE standards every church service would end with an orgy, or everyone getting special booths for their worship service that has tinted windows.

>>17766046
>From adorable daughteru to the League's resident bicycle
This is why you raise your girls right.

>>17766059
I don't actually play that game. If it's how she ends, I'm not hyped to try it.

>>17766008
Exactly. The end result (guys getting waifus) might be the same, but that doesn't mean it turns into an orgy or all the girls are in latex.

Eros churches would be all about romance and seduction, where attendees end up running home together. Not hedonistic worship like >>17766055.

Hellhounds are the ideal monster girl

>>17766066
Are they tsundere?

>>17766046
What reaction were you hoping for? We live in a lascivious monster girl world my friend, any opportunity to reproduce would be taken to it's fullest.

>>17766066
They are hard to beat.

>>17766069
I was hoping for "The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group", but I guess that game isn't /jp/ enough.

>>17766059
She's a Kumiho
The seduce you and eat your soul kind

>>17766067
I prefer them thug-dere
Like that delinquent gyaru who is weak to kisses

>>17766069
It was one of the EDF song lines.

Wonder what insect/spider MGs think about that game.

>>17766185
I am well aware of this. Doesn't change the fact that she's had enough cocks to make a pornstar jealous. Though she's trying to get better.

All this is assuming her lore hasn't been re-written fifty times in the last hour.

My back is killing me. Which MG gives the best backrubs?

Stop calling it a general.

>>17766196
TO PROTECT OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken by hand and drinking some malt liquor with a monster girl!

>>17766271
Clean your room.

>>17766290
I cleaned my room recently, it's not gotten particularly dirty since.

>>17766292
Good mastahs are rewarded.

>>17765885
I'm astounded there aren't any Grape-kun x Hululu doujins

>>17766295
They had a love too pure for lewd. Also Grape-kun is an old, old penguin, can he even get it up?

>>17766299
Ancient grandpas always get it up in doujins, particularly loli ones.

>>17766301
Right. A bunch of electronic old man and their flexibility running the world.

>>17766290
W-watermelon?

>>17766293
Good kikis would clean mastah's room and not make him do it himself.

>>17766305
A new age

>>17766293
Rewarded how? How do Kikis reward good mastahs?

>>17766324
What a horrible Kiki, clearly she must be punished.

>>17766351
With more maids.

>be married to a strongfat oni
>you once watched her compete in a strongwoman competition for monster girls
>during one event, she ripped a bus in half, long-ways, with her bare hands in 3:54, beating the world record of 4:03
>she placed close third in a relay race where the competitors had to bull rush brick walls
>she also did very well in the shotput event, tossing the half-ton boulder several hundred feet
>as you watched this, you couldn't help but think about how gentle and tender she normally is with you
>thanks, DL

>>17766197
Would you rehabilitate a recovering cock-addict?

How does Anon feel about menacing Hellhound(?) overlords falling on hard times and becoming pathetic, destitute lolis wallowing in despair and doubt?

I can't decide if I like the sexy version or the cute version more.

>>17766410
They're both great, but only one is for dicking.

>>17766396
>>17766364
>>17766305
>>17766290

This might out me as a newfag but who is the one who makes all these sketch/ illustrations in the monster girl general?

>>17766458
We were all newfags once. We've had a number of drawfags here over the years. If I remember correctly these ones are from an anonymous friend we call latenight due to his posting habits.

>>17766410
She gets all the reassuring headpats. Gonna help her get back on her feet.

>>17766474
Rent and food aren't free though.
Any evil monster girl tyrant turned loli must work as a maid to pay for her expenses.

>>17766410
I've found a reason to start reading this again, but what was it's name?

Tsundere Jinkos

Ded

>>17765749
>edition
Come on.

>>17766621
The guy trying to ruin these threads is doing a good job.

>>17766635
>The guy trying to ruin these threads
Who?

>>17766510
>Tsundere Jinko sleeping on the grass
>You lie down next to her and caress her hair
>She starts chuffing and instinctively hugs you tight
>Half an hour later she wakes up and calls you a perverted creep
>From then on she always left you a message to warn you before she took a nap

>>17766635
I was under the impression that monsterboy posting shitter was blown out in the previous thread. Seems I was mistaken.

>>17766410
Sauce on that pic? iqdb and saucenao aint getting hits

>>17766649
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100094434

>>17766621
>>17766635
It's normal to be dead at this time and has been for years, there's no evil boogieman who killed the threads.

Besides, dead girls are cute.

>>17766677
The sudden onset of editionfaggotry and that anons spam of booru filename posts need to be dealt with.

>>17766685
>editionfaggotry
Not a new thing, has happened in the past.
>booru filename posts
Who seriously cares where someone gets their images from? Spamming is an issue sure but boorus shouldn't be dragged into it.

When can I get some snake hugs

>>17766695
sssoon

>>17766696
Lamia's with the hissing accent or without anons?

>>17766695
they'll never be real

>>17766699
Either is fine with me

>>17766701
Dont you think I know that, but I can fucking dream if I want to anon.

>>17766701
You're not real either.

>>17766701
Yesss, we are not real, you should jusst lower your guard and leave your door unlocked.

>>17766710
slow down there jaden smith

>>17766695
>get wrapped up by a snake, helpless against whatever she plans to do to you
>like peppering your face with kisses,
stroking your cheeks, and looking into your eyes with her heart pupils

> Monster girl General
>General
>edition
Is nobody really going to fight against an outside cancer subverting the thread?
This is the second thread in a row now that's been misnamed from Monster Girl Thread and has editionfaggotry.

Do you guys really want the cancer to turn terminal and destroy the threads this bad, why the fuck are you so complacent and do nothing, why do you let the fucking shitstain who's been raiding us for the last week just get away with everything?

>>17766733
Ive been coming here for a couple years and im too tired of it to bother

That being said I prefer Monster Girl Thread over Monster Girl General.

MGT>MGG

>>17766733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

>>17766733
Look no further than this subversive faggot >>17766046

>>17766733
>>17766744
Also only now noticed it since you pointed it out, I usually ignore the op anyway since it rarely has anything good in it

The OP image should have been the updated lamia art

>>17766744
There won't be any threads left for long if people are lazy like you. The cancer must be purged.

>>17766733
I didn't even notice, I'm always asleep when new threads are made and skip the first few posts because they're all the usual "x is best" and trying to force talking points unnaturally.

But yeah, OP should eat a bag of dicks.

>>17766764
Speaking of things I didn't notice, the OP image also has a pegging reference in it, absolute cancer.

>>17766762
Please keep your roleplaying in /tg/

>>17766780
Keep your faggotry in /v/ retard OP, kill yourself filth.

>>17766780
I don't think he's RPing, especially when there's a cancer afflicting these threads.

>>17766762
Well excuse me for being around since the days the threads were on /a/, were there was a lot more shit to deal compared to what we get now

Anyway about those Snakes.

Just think of all the Hugs one could get in a snake pit.

>>17766795
Damage controlling again I see.

>>17766780
That's hardly RP.

>>17766792
>there was a lot more shit to deal compared to what we get now
Yeah and that sure ended well didn't it, for the entire duration the threads have been on /jp/ we've had a zero tolerance for cancer so it doesn't happen again. And the fucking faggot who made the previous thread and this one is pure unfiltered cancer.

>>17766796
anon please im this guy, not that fuck who cant be bothered to change file names >>17766792

>>17766800
I hope so.

>general
>edition
Come the fuck on now.

>>17766811
At least there's an idea of who's responsible.

>>17766795
Where can I get a snake gf?

>>17766815
Personally I think it's obvious it's someone from another monster girl community that has "edition" in half of their OPs. Won't name anything but it should be fairly obvious to anyone who's ever seen it.

>>17766816
You have a few options. The profile tells us that wild lamias live primarily in "deserts, caves in warm regions, and mountains", so you could try mountaineering while searching for them. This of course exposes you to Doromes, Gnomes, Gryphons, Harpies and a variety of other mountain MGs, but I'm sure you'll find her.

We also know that Grapesnake Kingdoms in not!Egypt also have a fair amount of lamia, so if you don't mind living in an umbral monster realm you can hop over there.

If you're more of an urbanite, then you might want to try Monstergirl City. There should be a fairly wide variety of single lamias in most neighbourhoods, and Tanuki sponsored dating services making it easier than ever to hook up.

Finally, you might also want to consider Lamia sub-species such as Shirohebis, Basilisks, Medusas, or even Echidnas if you have the heroic bent. MGE provides enough information on its own to give you an idea how to get them, so happy snake hunting!

>>17766836
I always wonder what the first monster I'll run into when the portals open. Hopefully she's my type because I wouldn't be able to get away from her.

>>17766695
ones who hide it but occaisionally slip up

>>17766059
>League's resident bicycle
?

>>17766844
Ahh, you're one of the portal types. Rest assured, your waifu has spared no expense to zone in on your geographic location and to procure a direct portal to your domicile.

>>17766836
>Tanuki sponsored dating services

I have serious suspicions

>>17766861
But I have no waifu. Or I just have multiple monster types I like.

>>17766828
/monster/ or EMGfags? Some EMGfag was image dumping like a retard a thread or two ago again.

>>17766836
I'm going to put 'Plenty of Meat' on the application for my girl!

>>17766871
A big tittied Wendigo appears, shy and hungry

>>17766870
The sad thing is it could be applied to both.

>>17766836
>Tanuki sponsored dating services
I want to see that jaded CC Tanuki interviewer’s face when I tell her how fiscally irresponsible I am!

>>17766875
Well that's good, I'll give her all the meat she wants and then some.

>>17766875
BIG
STRETCHY
MEAT!!!

Which zipangese girl makes the best Mochi?

>>17766905
Wifeslime makes the best everything.

>>17766905

Nureunago

>>17766917
>>17766918
Wife slime, best slime.

>>17766865
Don't worry, only 10% of all displayed clients are actually faceless old coons, and those are usually upfront about it. Wouldn't want to piss off the Church of Eros, after all. I'm sure you'll meet your match.

>>17766866
Well now, how do you feel about Bicorns then?

>>17766881
She pales a bit at your description of your spending habits, but otherwise retains her composure. Her assistant, however, tries to hard sell an account with them and invites you to make a deposit.

>>17766923
All of the versatility of a Shoggoth without any of the assimilation or eldritch horror.

>>17766939
They're probably just forgotten or not mentioned much since they're a plain housewife and don't have the sexualized maid angle.

>>17766927
>displayed
It's shit like this that they use to get you, but I'm not falling for it.

>>17766939
The eldritch horror is what makes it hot, though.

>>17766946
Nureonago in a maid outfit when? Clothslime needs some more varied attire.

>>17766939
The assimilation and eldritch horror are what makes Shoggoths so cute.

>>17766962
I've seen this image before, but I didn't see the veins in the clothing that time.

>>17766870
A certain /monster/ poster on the discord once boasted about intentionally shitting on these threads because he found it funny. I'd put money on him.

>>17766954
>Japanese waifu
>wearing Western maid outfit
Just an apron over her kimono would suffice.

>>17766975
Ive seen it before and I didn’t notice the blood stains in the background until now.

Okay, hear me out lads.

What if, and I know this will sound crazy, what if a Centaur that only has one eye?

Perhaps a Unicorn even.

>>17767000
She'd be so nasty, I bet she wouldn't even care about becoming a bicorn since she knows no one will trully love her.

>>17766979
Considering OP is a cuck who's posted pegging related shit in the OP twice in a row now and one of them was a shit meme picture from shitchan that gets shouted down here every time it's posted, yeah wouldn't be surprised it's gutter trash from /monster/.

>>17766983
Where did I say western?

>>17767000
Monoeyes are creepy. Giving one horsepussy doesn't help things at all.

>hug zombies

>>17767150
>Alright, Hug the zombie
>DON'T HUG THE ZOMBIE
>oooooooooooh!

>>17767153
>>17767150
The spookiest good end possible.

>>17767180
Is that semen

>>17767185
Holy shit. I never noticed that before. Is he jacking off over the grave of a dog?

>>17767180
I like how he's screaming in horror in every frame.

>>17767144
5>8>1/2
The rest don't make the cut.

>>17767144
5 > 8 = 7 > 10 = 15

3 and 4 are easily the worst and for cosplaying sluts only while 6 is acceptable if the maid needs to clean the pool.

Is she deciding between 2 different parfaits? Pretty sure her Wight friend can afford both.

>>17767144
While 5 is not sexual at all, I find it too good and cute. That long skirt make sme too happy.

3, 10 and 12 are great too.

>>17767218
Maybe.
Or maybe a kind anon can buy both for her.

I'm fairly certain that caloric intake doesn't matter all that much when undead.

Then again, I've been wrong before.

>>17767230
Purity is the most sexual of all.

>>17767215
Succubi sure love to wear 4

>>17767144
>Camouflage
>Surprisingly unseen
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

>>17767253
I want a Succubus who wears 1 and 2 depending on the time of day.

>>17767272
I bet you want to hold hands with her too you pervert.

>>17767293
Even worse, I want to put my dick in her hands.

>>17767144
I'm gonna dress 12 different monstergirls with them

>>17767144
>Get Kiki
>Make her wear 4
>Oogle

>>17767144
I'd throw a thick Kiki in 4 and a muscled Kiki in 5

>>17767218
I wish I had a Wight hanging on my shoulder like that...

It's not sin as long as it's an angel.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65435861

Smallish writing progress update. Was planning to get something out this weekend but I'm delaying. Wasn't really getting what I wanted out of a scene, so I'm reworking things. Hopefully I'll have something soon.

>>17767180
I'm stilly a bit weary of Neko ever since they did the comic of the guy killing his human GF to safe a monstergirl. That shit was fucked up, and that's coming from someone who doesn't trust real women in the slightest.

>>17767404
Protip: if you want anyone but the most dedicated stalkers to know what you're talking about, you should consider indicating who you are or what you're writing

>>17767401
Those are some big angels.

>>17767407
Dark Slime Nurse

>>17767405
I mean I can understand where you're coming from but he's also done futa, traps, bestiality, gay bestiality, cannibalism, quite a bit of guro actually, and a few other things I'm forgetting. So it's just a bit strange to me that you'd single out that one thing.

>>17767405
Neko does dark humor.

He also did dragon husbando crossdressing. I found that hilarious.

>>17766399
That depends whether or not it was my cock she was addicted too.

>>17767432
Not gonna lie, I would for a dragon girl. After all, with the strength to flatten cities, how are you going to refuse?

>>17767424
GTN is a treasure.

>>17767441
She's an addict. She'll get her fix any way she can.

>>17767424
>quite a bit of guro actually
Didn't know he was such a man of culture.

>>17767451
Dropped

>>17767432
>>17767446
Fuck off faggots.

>>17767446
>Not abusing the fact that you are her favorite treasure
C'mon anon, it's like you wouldn't embarrass your dragon.

>>17767401
I can't argue with that logic.

>>17767401
Can I use this logic for Paladin-chans, too?
Honestly, I just want Paladin-chan sacred prostitution.

So when a man gets husbando'd by a monster, because of mamono mana both of their bodies change to suit the other's tastes, right? Does that still work if your waifu is an automaton? I've always held the image that they don't have many desires beyond making their husbands happy, so the man's body wouldn't change, right? And being synthetic, could mamono mana really alter their body like organic monster girls?

>>17767401
>no clean version without the runes
That's a shame, lovely looking picture.

>>17767404
Nobody cares.

>>17767404
It's fine, quality takes time.
>>17767543
I care, I'll read every pastebin posted here.

>>17766396
stronk girls are the best

>>17767528
Anything is possible. You may not look like you're changing much, but soon you learn things that you never knew before. How to maintain that synthetic body of hers, what to do to make it respond in certain ways. Suddenly, you find yourself more familiar with the tech of her body, to the point where your mere touch is tantamount to an electric shock to her systems.

>>17767235
That Lich is one of those girls where all the calories go straight to her boobs.

>>17767528
>because of mamono mana both of their bodies change to suit the other's tastes, right?
I hope she likes her dicks at a reasonable size.

>>17767608
Then there's no reason for her to not eat as much as she wants!

>>17767566
>Glowing vaginas
Fuck off

>>17767731
What's wrong with those?

>>17767740
If the girl is a squirter you become a glowstick. During summer it's not uncommon for a glowing vagina waifu to fight hordes of moth girls trying to get it on with her husband.

>Daddy's so light!

>>17766733
>fight against an outside cancer subverting the thread
Are we roleplaying?

I give about as many fucks about an "edition" as I do a cereal box changing its cover art. It must be great having a life so perfect that this sort of thing is worthy of even mild annoyance, let alone your autistic baby-rage.

As long as OP isn't posting shit off-topic images or naming it something obviously trolling like "Monster Girls Suck" I couldn't give fewer shits.

>>17767740
It's a shitty meme fetish that bollocks pushes because he's a goddamned faggot and doesn't understand moderation

>>17767781
Well I'm sorry I don't keep up with pathetic drama.

>>17767775
>>17767787
Its posts like these that remind me there's still hope.

>>17767775
This
Seems like autists just trying to manufacture conflict

>>17767768
Oh my got she ate his face off!

>>17767781
I don't fucking know nor care who any of your thread celebrities or pseudo-namefags are, but "don't like this because the person I hate likes it" is fucking /v/ tier.

>>17767768
I wonder what happens if you try to carry a dragon and mention how heavy she is.

>>17767768
Teen Dragon Daughterus are the cutest.

>>17767799
If it's not editions, its hellhounds, or femdom/maledom, or author-that-hasn't-posted-in-ages-but-still-must-be-raged-about, or writefags, or drama in other communities, or story tags, or....

Sweet fuck, I'm giving life everything I have just juggling work, school, and recruiting. Why can't I have as much free time as these morons?

>>17767816
It's best just to ignore them.

NEETaur

>>17767807
Except like I said, the idiot cannot go a single thread without bringing it up once in a bid to stay relevant similar to somebody like Clinton since he's too fucking afraid to ever write again because the thread'll hurt his fee-fees

>>17767825
You know I can't go a thread without bringing up Minotaurs and Pharaohs. You gonna come after me next?

>>17767825
Read my post again.

>>17767824
As centaurs descend into an unhealthy lifestyle, where does the weight go? Breasts, stomach, or horse torso?

>>17767834
Yes.

>>17767816
Honestly, I think someone is trying to subtly fuck with us, but unless they get more bold about it there's little we can do.
Just ignore them and talk about Monstergirls.

>>17767834
Breasts, which makes them more attractive to males. It's an evolutionary trait to compensate for NEETness.

>>17767825
There's hellhound on a piano anon, slow-poke anon, hellhounds are great anon...

What's your point and why do you care.

>>17767844
I remember the rational in mm was they had to produce a lot of milk for their children.

>>17767831
>>17767847
Look no further than >>17767840.
If he can't bring the thread down overtly, he'll try to shitpost the content away. Remember how hard he tried to get writefags to leave over the summer? It's the same shit.

It's awake.

>>17767852
alright, i'll bite
what's awake

>>17767768
>Two teenage dragon daughters soon play keep-away with mom using dad has the keep-away object.

How do I fend off touchy feely yetis?
Are spray bottles appropriate weapons of self defense?

>>17767867
you got to hug the head yeti to break the curse.

>>17767847
I care because I'd rather not read the gushings about glowing 'cujinis' when it's not even that interesting of a fetish when the faggot cries in other venues about an imaginary writer's block

>>17767867
When she throws your arms around you to hug you, you need to reach down and grab her bumpity boo.

>>17767867
"Not a hugging person"

>>17767867
I'm an autistic faggot who hates being touched, and even I'd accept a Yeti's hugs. there's no excuse not to.

>>17767809
>Want me to take my old form?

>>17767874
>>17767876
You're not fooling me.
>>17767906
That's what they want you to think. Sure it starts as innocent hug, but then they pull you onto the bed for slow, passionate cuddle sex.

Yetis are not to be trusted.

>>17767913
And that's how you get an apologetic husband that doesn't want to be squashed.

>>17767916
Oops, one of those was for >>17767884

>>17767876
>'cujinis'
Now that you mention it, the cunnyposter hasn't been sighted since the new wave of shitposting began. Either he was finally sent to a long vacation or the recent trend of posting traps, pegging and sabotaging OPs is just him changing tactics again.

>>17767923
I got bored of posting about cunny and bored of posting in general. I still lurk though.

MGE volume 2 has what I think is perhaps the most detailed look yet at how MGE girls select men, how they view love, etc.

>Monsters do not account for comeliness or age, and rarely consider the magnitude of a man's member or the abundance of his seed, for these are attributes they can grant in due time.

>Monsters approve of the lust and affection men feel for them; human males who exhibit such interest are most often favored when the monster in question does not already have a partner. Though certain races instinctively perceive the men they have defeated as their husbands, many monsters cast off such instincts in favor of deep affection or true love - bonds, for instance, that develop from a friendship formed at an early age. A monster that forms such a bond often comes to eventually view the man involved as her husband.

>In general, monsters are full of instinctive love; their behavior follows coherent patterns closely linked to love, lust, reproduction and appetite (for men's essence). They rarely fall in love with their ideal man and instead glorify the appearance, personality, endowments, and essential flavor of the men they love - or develop them to fulfill their ideals.

tl;dr version: Monsters don't care about what a man looks like, his sexual prowess, etc. because they have various means of giving him anything he may lack physically. True love is valued over certain instincts, and monsters with specific criteria in men may develop a man to fulfill those ideals.

>>17767933
I also liked the bit about prisoners of war. Prisoners are treated well and married men are sent back to their families, or have their family brought back. The most interesting part is the implication that they don't always have a rape orgy with prisoners. Non-combatants might have a much gentler time and get seduced instead.

It makes me want a story about MG captors treating human/mamono injuries and rebuilding captured cities to win the hearts of the people.

>>17767933
What about men with depression who have difficulty expressing love and positive emotions? I mean many anons here have this issue, we are all here after all.

>>17767954
Yetis, cupids, houris.

>>17767954
I doubt monster girls would even bother with men like that.

>>17767923
I don't know or care. I want that stupid chaos fapper to either shit or get off the pot instead of sounding like a broken record as to whether or no he's going to write but he's more likely to die of alcohol poisoning before ever having the stones to do that again

>>17767933
Been known for a long while already but I do appreciate it.
>monster girls go for men that like them
I'm basically rape bait for Oomukades then.

>>17767954
>>17767959
>depressed_tsundere_paladin(male).jpg

>>17767954
>They develop their man to fulfill their ideals
>A man with difficulty expressing love and positive emotions
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for some emotional healing to me.

>>17767983
No, it doesn't. It sounds like an annoying experience for everyone involved.

>>17767983
>ushi-oni tries healing
>"you know what sounds like a great cure for crippling depression, darling?"
>"crippling rape"

>>17767953
How do you think MGs would handle men and children being suicide bombers?

>>17768008
Badly.

I want to take my wife and daughter out for lunch at The Monster Grill

>>17768008
Dark matter bomb. That's the sort of thing that would be stopped immediately.

>>17768015
Suicide bombers usually have the element of surprise on their side. It's why it's an effective and terrfying tactic.

>>17767995
>anon grows attached after needing her to take care of him while his pelvis heals
2nd best healer

>>17768026
No shit, doesn't mean it would work more than once.

>>17767954
Monstergirls don't pay attention to those.

>>17768064
At least make an attempt.

>>17768013
>Not taking them out to a Halloween party at the Monster Mash

>>17768079
Mam, you've lost me.

>>17768043
Why wouldn't it work more than once? Can't increase security measures enough everywhere at the same time.

>>17766474
Please don't comfort or headpat the demon overlords, it only upsets them

>>17766070
So does the whole "submitting" thing mean you lose your free will? If a guy is not happy about a relationship dynamic, and MG's want the guy they're with to be happy, how does that get resolved?

>>17768089
She's choking, she wants you to save her

>>17768129
Ah, Heimlich time.

>>17767867
I hear locking yourself in a freezer works, make sure she can see inside so she knows you're safe

>>17768124
The answer is that the poster in the screencap is just making stuff up and rambling, and hellhounds are shit.

>>17768129
Hot. I'll stand back and watch her flair for a bit.

>>17768124
See >>17767933

Apsara or Demon lapdance?

>>17768192
Demon, way hotter design and the milk aspect of Apsaras never appealed to me.

Would you a fkuffy ALPaca?

>>17768192
Paladin.

Why do they have no stories?

>>17768212
Spiders are scary

>>17768212

Because no one's written any.

Also they're unpopular

>>17768201
I bet a Demon would say really lewd things during it too.
Though the Apsara saying loving things is an appeal as well.

>>17768212
They've got whore in their name

>>17768122
Don't care. Gonna hug her and be there for her, even if her pride doesn't want me to.

>>17768231
They're more like Geisha than literal whores, though.

>>17768212
Plenty of monsters don't have stories.
Generally, only flavour of the month monsters or the really popular ones get writefag attention.

>>17768212
No idea, I really like them too. Shame they're so unpopular.

>>17768192
Apsara. Eros's servants are the masters of love and loving sex. And those hips. Cant say no to those huge tits either

>>17768241
>Flavour of the month
>Ever worth writing about
If that were the case we'd have more Hellhound stories than actual Hellhound waifufaggots

>>17768248
Hellhounds fall under "really popular ones."

>>17768212
They do. Silent wrote it.

>>17768255
Silent also deleted his shit like he was Alp or Shoggocks

>>17768248
You've posted that image for the past three threads now. Those threads were also total shit.

>You'll never have oyakodon for dinner with your family

>>17768248
Remember to delete your off-topic images if you post them.

>>17768229
A demon could also use her side of the contract to make you sit perfectly still and not be able to lay a finger on her till she's done.
>>17768248
>hellhounds
>month
Face it, they're legitimately popular. The profile release was December 1, 2014.

>>17768282
Aww jeez anon, that sounds delicious. I mean, as long as you aren't talking about eating meat.

>>17768286
>Arms and body kept comatose as she reverse straddles you into a bent-waist standup, her ass pushed right up next to your face
>She innocently coos and asks if you'll be the man to make her feel really good
>Try as you might, you cant move your arms at all, and she pouts teasingly wondering if maybe you're not interested, even as she starts running her ass back down into your lap, expertly just avoiding it touching your package to prevent any physical satisfaction for you
Demons are evil!!!

>>17768282
Having waifu and her mother laying on top of the table being lewd would be quite a treat.

>>17768306
Shit that sounds wonderful, nothing evil about it.

>>17768286
They also spawn the most idiotic arguments of fem vs male domination when their profile is about give-and-take. Hellhounds are basically wrestle sex, all the time.

>>17768212
They lost my attention when KC remade the profile to mere female spiders. God forbid we have a sadist pure dom species.

>>17768315
Arguments that shouldn't even be happening anymore after KC specifically made a clarification that blew the worst hellhound autists the fuck out.

>>17768294
Oh, KDF.

>>17768237
Geisha are literal whores though
They're just fancy, expensive whores

>>17768321
Here's the original profile anon, they've always been switches with a daytime vs. nighttime face, they were never pure dom all the time. The only thing the book profile added was that a determined enough man can manipulate how much time she spends in her nighttime mode.

>>17768315
Yeah about that, KC clarified they can be tamed it's just not an easy thing to do.

>>17768336
Except they're not. Geisha are hostesses first and foremost. They're more coquettish than whorish. If you try to get frisky with a geisha in nipland you're going to get your shit kicked in.

>>17768312
Even when she starts draping her arms over your shoulders and gyrating in your lap while looking right into your eyes, biting her lip, curling her tail around your leg, and begging you in a desperate sexy voice to make her your bad girl- all while you still can't move?

>>17768338
It says they don't behave like rapetrain monsters and are polite during day, trying to lure men and seduce them for night time.

>>17768359
Okay that sounds evil, the good kind of evil though. Nothing like a good tease.

>>17768333
>>17768353
Yet you still have people trying to start arguments over female and maledom with Hellhounds.

>>17768366
The 'worst' would be when she finally starts stripping her clothes off, baring herself naked in all her voluptuous glory before you, presenting herself and telling you that if you want to touch her/move your hands again, you have to beg.

>>17768375
People have tried to start arguments over maledom vs femdom with multiple races since the birth of monster girl threads, it happens.

Best way to go about it is to ignore the screeching and either talk about being milked dry in the cowgirl position or fucking a hellhound while she's bound and wears a collar depending on your preferences.

>>17768365
And you honestly think it was saying they don't have sex during daytime when in their seductive harlot demeanor?

Either way, I'm not seeing how the book profile makes them "mere female spiders," given how conditional it is that they even develop a masochistic side.

Extremely tall monsters looking down on you with smiles on their faces.

>>17768384
I'm not ashamed to admit that she wouldn't need to tell me twice, I'd throw away any shred of pride I had to touch a demon after all of that.

>>17768402

Just how tall are we talking here?

>>17768402
Smug Paladin-chans looking down on you with smiles on their faces.

>>17768359
>her your bad girl
Dropped

>>17768408
Smug Cheshire twins asking if you need help with directions

>>17768406
As tall as you want.

>>17768408
What do they have to be smug about?

>>17768402
It's rape

>>17768412

In that case..I kinda like the idea of a 8-9 foot tall Kej

>>17768415
Their boymakers, the fact that they're therefore the most sexually desirable females in the entire world.

>>17768418
>spoiler
I like you Anon.

>>17768418
Excellent taste.
She'd be so elegant.
And when she wants to, very scary.
Probably when womanlets try hitting on you without knowing she's right behind them.

>>17768424
>Probably when womanlets try hitting on you without knowing she's right behind them.
She's probably slowly curl her hair around you to show you belong to her.

>>17768424
>"Oh no~ Another poor girl thinking they can try and steal my honey~ I promised I wouldn't go back to the old ways but Ｉ Ｇ Ｕ Ｅ Ｓ Ｓ Ｉ Ｔ Ｃ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｂ Ｅ Ｈ Ｅ Ｌ Ｐ Ｅ Ｄ"
>Nekomata runs screaming as the Kej cutely giggles and hugs you close

>>17768421
I thinking something more than a haircut is going on.

>>17768436

Like what? Looks pretty normal to me.

>>17768436
Explain further.

>>17768416
It's called surprise cuddling and it's not a crime so don't bother reporting it. The police will only think you're a big baby if you do and will probably arrest you for wasting their time.

What I would like is a fun loving salamander that I can fight, drink with, party and fuck.

>>17768424
>>17768421

Glad to hear you approve.

>>17768438
Look at the ways she's pressing her breasts on the back of his head.
Lewd things are coming.

>>17768438
Its how they flirt.
First they cut your hair.
Then they cut your virginity.

>>17768456

Not to mention she's smelling his hair too

>>17768442
That's no fair, the police chief is a gruff Anubis with an affinity for cuddling!

>>17768454
Why wouldn't I? Kej are love.
>>17768456
Doesn't sound so bad. Also you think Kej Incubi have any special properties? Like their hair is always silky and smells nice.

>>17768432
That sounds like a line one would hear from a dragon. And she might not be kidding

>>17768445
I'd like a thread without a blatant troll opening post that for some unknown reason wasn't deleted, but I guess we can't have everything.

>>17768419
>Wanting another man inside your wife

>>17768463
>Also you think Kej Incubi have any special properties? Like their hair is always silky and smells nice.

If that were the case then you'd have a Kej who enjoys smelling her husbands hair as much as the husband enjoys smelling hers.

>>17768470
>It's disgusting yuri when daughterus get breastfed

>>17768460
She's probably got heart pupils going under those lids and is licking her lips.

>>17768477
Well that sounds just perfect.

I wrote a story about a guy and a salamander having a battle a little after the monsters changed into monstergirls

Fires of war
tags: salamander, no smut
https://pastebin.com/v41EY0tK

Let me know what you thought of it, or if you have any advice or criticism

>>17768463
I like that idea.
Especially if its an over-the-top pompadour that he's really proud of.

>>17768464
>Wings not hurt
I spot a bad hunter.

>>17768491

But what if she's just being a bit flirty and he leaves after the haircut without incident?

>>17768503
>"Wow, that man sure has some stupid hair"
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DARLING'S HAIR?"

>>17768521
Exactly.
Crazy Hairdo!

>>17768524
DORARARARARARA!

>>17768501
It's a bit short and the dialogue needs looking at, because it reminds me of Iron-Beast's and that's not a good thing. (It just doesn't feel like a natural conversation)
Keep at it, keep practising. It's nice to see anons still writing.

>>17768501
I just quickly perused it, and the first thing I can say is that too many sentences begin with the word "You".

>To call it a being is an affront to the existence of a kind and loving god. No, this thing is a disgusting combination of beings, a thing that should have never been, an abomination. This perversion of nature has to be purged.

You tell us that its very existence is an affront to the existence of a kind and loving god but offer no details as to what it, or in this case, she looks like. What is it about her that angers the protagonist so? What is she doing that's caused him such angst? You've started to tell a story in the middle of a climax with no prologue or triggering event. Which can work, mind you, but you don't offer any idea of what's going on outside of a guy being angry at something he's blatantly racist about.

>It delivers a kick that sends you flying back a few feet. As you’re airborne you catch a glimpse of it’s tail, only a while ago was it a dim light, now it looked like a towering inferno. As you roll to a stop the thing's voice booms at you.
”we’ll do away with the old ways and make new ones. We’ll make a new place ruled by strength with human and monster side by side!“

Together, with those things? You stand and shout back at it

”Bullshit! Your kind has preyed on ours since times long passed. Now that your forms have mutated to look appealing to us, you think we’ll just lay down and surrender!?“

Okay, if monsters are supposed to be stronger baseline than the average human, there's no reason to suspect that the MC would be able to take a kick to the gut without having trouble getting back up. That shit will literally knock the wind out of you and force your abdominals to tense up in pain.

Again, you're telling us what's happening but you're not giving any details of the effects of the melee or what the MC is thinking or feeling at that moment. It's just a dude who's basically autistically screeching after getting kicked by, in your own words, a 'thing'.

Line 46. It's lips and It's tongue should be "Its lip, and its tongue". Simple grammatical error. "It's" is shorthand for "It is", and isn't the proper form to use the word in to express ownership.

I appreciate your effort, and I know I sound like a nitpicky cunt, but proofreading is the best thing you can do before posting a story fresh off the presses. Speaking from experience.

>>17768501
I'll never say no to Salamander content, felt a little short but enjoyed what was there.

Hail the nightmare.

>>17768618

>>17768501
I read it all in armstrongs voice.

>>17768630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM

>You will never get into both an ideological battle and physical fight with a Salamander while Ares continuously makes both of you stronger and hardier out of amusement at the fight
>Until it's literally Armstrong-sized Anon vs Tall and /fit/ Salamander

>>17768550
Sallies are great.

Drew a snake mom

https://bigbanter.tumblr.com/post/166439981808/hilda

>>17768712
Looks very "mom", nicely done.

>>17768712
Cute hag.

>>17768641
How would a salamander or any other combat related MG react to someone who augmented their own strength with cybernetics or nanomachines?

>>17768737
Probably disappointment and then disgust. I'd imagine combat-oriented MGs would rather fight a man who's earned his skills through training and hard work over somebody who cut corners with cybernetics.

That being said Gouki from Street Fighter would probably have an entire harem of girls because he's basically power made flesh at this point.

>>17768641
They'd view it as an adorable attempt.

>>17768747
meant for >>17768737

>>17768744
I don't think Akuma is interested in women at this point.

>>17768641
Ares is too mich of a lewd goddess and she makes my exhibitionims fetish active. I wouldn't resist having angry sex with my waifu and spread her legs while pumping her full so ares has a really enjoyable sight and session.
If she came to watch some more times I'd definitely become sore with waifu.

goat season

>>17768618
hold the nightmare
breed the nightmare
raise young nightmares

>>17768768

>>17768771
What would raising a shoggoth be like?

>>17768768
Cunny season!

>>17768776
43% spooky

>>17768768
Poor girl looks like she needs a hug.
>>17768775
Baphomet priest? Now that's a religion I can get behind. I'd like to get behind her to be specific.

>>17768775
Get this trash out of here.

>>17768776
Absolutely terrifying.

>>17768787
It'd be hard to resist the two familiars out front of their church that grab you by both arms and invite you to come inside.

>>17768776
Since it's the MGE, it probably won
t be terrifying at all.

>>17768809
won't be terrifying*
No idea what happened there.

>>17768807
>familiars pushing you into the church while happily repeating "dozo, dozo" in unison
I wouldn't be able to resist and upon seeing the Baphomet all decked out in fancy priest clothes I'd be in for the long haul.

>>17768790
whats wrong with it?

>>17768835
The art is atrocious.

>>17768839
It has a cute charm to it.

>>17768840
Maybe if you have the eyes of an elderly person with glaucoma.

>>17768850
No really, I've seen worse from some of our trainee drawfags with no offence intended to them and it's obvious the artist has a love for the subject matter.
Sure it could be a lot better but reeeing and demanding it deleted is pretty dumb.

>>17768767
>Anon and a Hinezumi fighting
>The more and more they trade blows the hotter and steamier (literally) the area gets around them
>Both of them sustaining heavy damage in the process, but she has the upper hand
>Then, he does something so vulgar and random that it stuns her, if only for a moment
>Anon tears off his clothes, his muscles becoming more defined and bulging with inner strength, his cock standing tall like a pillar of flesh against rock hard abs
>He makes a joking gesture at her, the feeling of being watched growing until she joins him in nudity, small breasts perkily jiggling as they resume the fight
>Now, the Hinezumi is on the defensive, trying her damnedest to not let that... THING that's in-between his thighs touch her, her mind getting distracted of how thick and sturdy it is
>How she could possibly lose her mind if he becomes her husband, that massive cock scraping her mouse-pussy
>The deciding blow: He lunges in, she feints, and his cock's mushroom helmet bumps her right on her stomach just above her navel
>It's both her loss as a martial artist, and as a female monster
>...
>High above in the pantheon of Olympus, Ares is watching the sight unfold via a scrying pool
>The man is on top of the fire-rat, plowing into her like a beast possessed, her legs going to the skies
>The Goddess is kneading her legs together, the heat of her loins becoming unbearable as her dainty fingers trace between her own thighs and into that forbidden crevasse
>Oh, how she hated her mother! To be cursed with this damnable libido and fetish for contrived sexual circumstances that revolved around fighting!
>Things were so much easier before the new Overlord!