/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because Japan is superior.

Too bad you hate it.

We've got fake stories too, check /b/.

>>1773480
Fake stories, pffah!

Lies

>>1773480
Why can't we make a fake copypasta movie?

it would be DEEP.

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>>1773495
Hard candy has allready been made.

Except instead of castration and a faggot hanging himself it would be a series of rape attempts and a botched murder-suicide

Seriously how can this story be fake...
if it is it's incredibly elaborate.

Makes me wish I had never had an experience with a girl so I could go through that whole first date nervousness thing :/

キタ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ ! ! !

The TV series was awesome. Movie and manga, significantly less so.

Sakurai fucking related.

>>1773547
Only show I've ever followed by getting SRT subtitles off a forum instead of waiting for "proper" subs. I still consider those sub files + raws to be far better than TV Tokyo's crappy version.

>>1773536
>incredibly elaborate
BECAUSE NOTHING FAKE HAS EVER BEEN ELABORATE!

In before "KILL YOURSELF ROOMMAN!" "This is nothing like the TV show. ;_;"

Let's play Pretend!

The extra episodes were strange. I still need to watch Deluxe at some point though.

>>1773563
Indeed,

too bad I never implied that as a reason that it must be real.

>>1773567

>>1773578
> Seriously how can this story be fake... if it is it's incredibly elaborate.

>>1773585
Saurce? I'm not going to read it though.

>>1773587
Yep I just mentioned that if it IS real then it is incredibly elaborate.

>>1773594
filenames motherfucker, do you read them?

the fact that a stranger would help a stranger, in JAPAN of all places makes me think this is just a story with no truth behind it.

>>1773617
Yeah, I checked it first to see if it was something I knew about.

So, saurce?

>>1773646
filenames motherfucker, do you read them?

>>1773746
Nah.

2ch, not 2chan. both are full of racist idiot nerds, so it doesn't really matter, I guess.

>>1773919
Don't take 2ch/2chan seriously, it's like believing everything written on /b/.

>>1773919
>racist idiot nerds
So just like 4chan

What the fuck did i just attempt to read, anyway? A bade take on Densha Otoko, i presume? Fuck that shit

>Fuck why is 2chan so much better than 4chan?

Their community is much more homogenous as opposed to ours.

>>1775398
What? The link is to Densha Otoko, Train Man.

>Fuck why is 2chan so much better than 4chan?
People who say this have never actually been to futaba.

Densha Otoko isn't real, 2ch and 2chan's community isn't that kind.

>>1773474
>Fuck why is 2chan so much better than 4chan?
Because it's not.

Densha originated from 2ch, not 2chan.

futaba is worse than 4chan.
2ch is fucking huge and not really comparable.

The bitter, self-loathing misogynistic virgins on this site seem poised for beatification by comparison to the average 2ch poster, who is a veritable abyss of hatred for everything with none of the non-chalant apathy of the 4chan anon.

>>1775432
depends on board.

←Enlightenment

>>1773474
2chan=/=2ch

>>1776010
Actually, 2channel = 2ch = 2ch.net. 2chan.net is Futaba. 2chan is ambiguous, but it usually means 2ch.net and NOT 2chan.net.

Everyone on 4chan mixes it up, anyway.

Japs and their apologetic nature. Sheesh.

>>1776132
gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai gomen nasai

Nurse-kun's story is 10 times better than that fucking train faggot. 4chan > them

>>1773474
4chan has plenty of theses stories....

Nurse-kun
Blind mute loli

both of them were real + better than train man

>>1776140
You don't sound very sorry after posting a blank image like that.
Apologize a thousand times, as fast as you can.

Did you know there is a translated and bound version of the logs?

Had to buy it when I saw it

more info about nurse-kun and blind mute loli?

>>1776331

im fucking sad that Nurse-kun just disappeared, it was a great story, and if at least it was made up, it was much more belieavedable than blind-mute loli.

Damn shame, I really wanted to know what happened.

>>1776331
http://shii.org/knows/Nurse-kun
http://shii.org/knows/Blindmute_Loli

This thread is confusing.

>>1777114
I like to pretend he adopted her and just stopped posting so that he wouldn't eventually be discovered. The whole thing was probably fake, but I still like to think of them as living happily somewhere.

>>1777152

yeah, I like to think that too. While it may be a fake, he did a damn good job at really making you think it was real.

I was there for the first thread, and was usually lucky enough to be there for most of his others. I'd really like for him to give an update one of these days.

What happened after? Did he stop posting on 2ch? I wonder whether she broke up with him after she found out about the 2ch postings and that he's a big otaku

>>1777152

It would be sad if it was real but they got a divorce or something, since it was much more heartwarming than those shitty television game shows where geeks compete to go out with one mildly attractive woman.

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

>>1777461

what if i get there and i rape that person

>>1777461
haha
I remember these. There was only about 3 that were actually good.

>>1777476
Just don't look upon the object, and I think you'll be fine.

this story is completely believable, can-cam girls marry otaku guys all the time

>>1777461
F-F-F-F-Fuck. I'm scared, but I want to try this.

>>1777461
ok, lights are ON now

google "holder's series" for the rest

>>1773474
i just read that...
it's so moving! i'm crying right now.
it's like a real love story

I don't see it as a love story, more as a hope story really. It gives people hope that even though things seem impossible, its really just improbable, and that anything can really be achieved if sufficient time is given.

Nothing a coldhearted 4chan user could ever understand =P

>>1777461
>>1777479
It gets pretty good towards the "end".
Shit gets crazy.

>Fuck why is 2chan so much better than 4chan?
how is this news, this has been known for years

>>1776213
all stories have 60% made up shit

not touhou not wanted

>>1777138
>>1776331
>>1776213
blind+mute loli story started in efnet oper chan then someone started posting piece by piece