/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1769345
Ask her where she got the wine from

>>1769345

Wine? Fuck that shit, get some gin and get her drunk. Then kick her out, I'm not keeping a bitch in my house.

Thats not wine.

Gradually pour the wine bit by bit into my bellybutton whilst she laps it up like a cat.

FEELS GOOD MAN

Ask her where Rin, the superior type-moon tsundere, is.

And then rape the maids.

Why is she getting drunk off of prune juice? Oh well, at least she'll be regular.

Get ye flask of ale, call apon my battle brothers, and have a grand feast with this fine woman.

>>1769364
Haha. No.

Pic related, the true superior-type-moon tsunderes.

Forget the tsunderes, give me Aoko.

[x]Genuflect

I ask her if she would mind if I joined her and pour myself a glass. I offer her my full hospitality, including offering her snacks or food if she so wish (depending on her choice of wine I've got several types of cheese that could complement the experience). And well, I gather we'd enjoy a pleasant conversation whilst drinking.

[x] Ask her where the portal is. Kill her. Bust through the portal, guns blazing.

Greet her back, of course. And then ask her is she wants me to pour more wine in her glass.

>>1769388
>several types of cheese

Cheetos don't count, brah.

>>1769388
>>1769398

You sick fucks.

>>1769373
Rin >= Azaka >>>>> Akiha.

>>1769404
I'm glad someone agrees with my statement that Rin > Akiha.

Akiha was too bitchy for me. Rin was the perfect tsundere balance.

>>1769345

Lay off the Saliva for awhile. Seriously.

>>1769399
Indeed they don't. And I most definitely am not counting processed cheese either. That would be an insult.

>>1769406
Rin was too tsundere on UBW. Akiha instead was much more tsundere on all routes than on her own.

Her tsun coating is more balanced and delicious than Rin's.

We would live happily ever after, have 6 children, all that

>>1769417
hell yeah brüder.

Greet her back and politely ask the reason of her visit. Her presence is quite pleasing, but I feel the need to ask so I can act accordingly to the situation.

>>1769417
I didn't actually hate Akiha either, but she isn't my favorite Tsukihime girl, and I found Rin's tsundere balance to be just right.

But at the very least we can all agree: Tsunderes are top tier. Though Saber and Arc can both be moe as fuck.

>>1769376

Akiha is so much more than a normal tsundere; on Kohaku's arc she is your mistress and in Ciel's arc she is a hidden bad ass.

Shut the fuck up.

>>1769429
>Arc

Stupid bitch only has the Gaijin moe going for her. Saber is infinitely superior. Akiha is superior to all.

I'd ask "who the fuck are you and how did you came in here ??"

>>1769432
I agree with Saber > Arc.

Still stickin' with Rin > Akiha though.

>Please bear in mind that in this hypothetical situation there are, and won't be, maids involved.
Curses! Always one step ahead of me! I'll get you for this, Anonymous, mark my words!

I would offer her dinner and more wine and, should she accept, I'd put clean sheets on my bed and offer her the use of my room for the night whilst I slept on the couch. In the morning I'd make her breakfast and see what I could do to make her morning easier, I'm sure she'd have to be someplace important. After she'd left I would bury myself in her smell and masturbate furiously, breathing in deep under the bed covers.

"So... What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Offer her a cup of tea instead.

>>1769440
How rude

"Oops, wrong universe."

>>1769405
>Saliva

>>1769440
"Go back to your brothel"

>>1769440
"If I had a nickel for every time I used my sharpshooter I'd be a rich man!"

I marvel at finally having succeeded at hallucinating at will.

>>1769405

Where the i goes is important bro.

I'd pour my wine into her glass if you know what I mean.

I donate all my wealth--all of it; including my chogokin collection--to the religion or charity of her choice.

Truly, this is proof of God.

"AH YOO OKAY?"

" 'sup"

>>1769477
What are those disgusting lumps on her chest?

>>1769491
>>1769491
delicious upgrade.

>>1769491
they're breasts dfcfag

Ask what she's doing in the burnt out ruins of an abandoned apartment building with a bottle of wine.

i'm a fucking hobo

>>1769491
thosearebreasts.jpg

>What course of action will you take?

Identify myself as the spider who set this web, and welcome her to this wonderful killing chamber.

Try to shoo her off before night falls, as my house is built apon a portal to hell and it's quite unsafe for those that are incapable of battling the horrors that flood out from it.
All else fails, It's her funeral.

Well naturally I take my glasses off, only to discover I can see the lines of death.

and then I was Shiki.

Hypothetically of course.

>>1769536
>Hypothetically I rape the maids of course.

>>1769527
>Try to shoo her off before night falls, as my house is built apon a portal to hell and it's quite unsafe for those that are incapable of battling the horrors that flood out from it.

So she'd be just fine, then.