/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monster girls are for dates, not hunts.

Do not throw paintballs at them.

The moths are upping their game.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Pv6wsDG
That is god damn stunning.

>>17665789
Do Kikis prefer slob masters they can clean up, neat masters they can dote on, or seemingly near masters with dirty little secrets?

>>17666538
Salt of the earth mastahs who come home sweaty and a bit dirty after an honest day's labor.

>>17665814
You don't know what we're in to, don't kinkshame us.

>>17666614
>he wants people to be able to track his waifu

Would you agree if your waifu wanted to do an ass pillow on you?

>>17666643
But my ass is gross. Why would she want to lie down on it?

>>17666643
Seems rather lazy for a Kiki, but I suppose it would be a fair trade for all the lap pillows she seems to offer.

>>17666643
I guess if she really wants to?

>>17666655
Damn. Sorry I wasted them.
Will >>17777777 grant us waifus?

Think of your local college, high school or professional sports mascot. Now imagine a monsterized version of it. Post results.
>ASU is now full of Sabbath loving imp dickers.
>Miami gets sporty marlin mermaids

>>17666863
Miami is a pelican dude, Also what the fuck do seminoles become?

>>17666863
But I am not a burger

>>17666876
Don’t you have any logos with animals or something to monsterize?

>>17666870
I meant the baseball team. I guess the seminoles might be analogous Amazonian or maybe Alps?

>>17666863
>high school becomes a crusader monastery overnight

>>17666988
Looks like 4chan fucked up again.

>>17667271
>Tanuki Rules of acquisition #26-B: The price for coming inside is marriage!
These rules are just a glorified way to get a husband aren't they?

I want to be kidnapped by a Vampire

>>17666863
>Cows get 2 versions.
>A holst for cheering them on and sympathy
>A mino for brut tenacity and showing dominance

>>17667294
I want to make myself the most tempting target for vampires to abduct but get frustrated when I get completely ignored by them.

>>17667294
That outfit makes me think she disguised herself as a nun to get you to lower your guard. Imagine how long she must have played you like a piano to get you to be completely defenseless for the incapacitating bite.
>"When was I corrupted? Anon, darling I was always a Vampire. From the very moment you met me I was a Vampire."
>"Does it sting? Knowing that the girl who listened to you, who comforted you when you were sad and listened to every single one of your confessionals was never pure? Was never holy? Was always a naughty monster after your blood and your cock? Oh don't worry my beloved anon, that pain will fade away soon."
>"Now then, where would you like to cum first as I ravage you? My tits? My ass? My mouth, or perhaps my pussy? I'm going to rape you with every inch of my perfect body so it doesn't matter in the end."

>>17667293
Yep, just like Rule #62: There's nothing that exists that can't be bought with your body.

I would like to see a minotaur and hakutaku teacher team

>>17667336
I'll take an intense Minotaur P.E. Teacher please.

>>17666527
tzch

>>17666527
Mosura ya!

Mosura!

Don't forget to take your wolfu for lots of walkies!

>>17667371
Do men with Canine waifus congregate at dog parks?

>>17667348
But anon, she might get so into it that she ends up making you her fuck buddy.
And by that I mean her husband.
She's gonna show you how she can apply her keg chugging skill from college in a lewd context.

>>17667378
Yes, but the ones like fox and tanuki just come to laugh at the other bitches.

>tfw no overly aggressive Manticore waifu who takes it to far and dislocates your shoulder during a sparring match.
>She will never aggressively ride you while popping your arm back in place so you can hold her close.
>It should hurt but instead it feels so relieving and now you can focus on the monster on top of you.

https://imgur.com/a/giY00
>TFW Tanuki sisters will never be this happy to see you

>get adopted by elf queen after getting completely lost in the woods
>you soon learn that behind the regal appearance she puts on for others is an extremely lascivious momster
>she has the royal chefs add a special mixture of plants into your meals that over the next couple of weeks causes your dick to swell and ramps up your semen production
>she starts finding ways she can milk you throughout the day, whether it's using you as a dick throne on her actual throne, anal as she waves to all her subject from a high balcony, or sloppy blowjobs in the royal bath
>and her perversion doesn't just stop at having frequent sex with you
>your dick is large enough to make sure not a drop of seed dribbles out of any of her holes, and once an orifice reaches maximum capacity, she plugs herself up
>by the end of the day, she's so stuffed with your baby batter that she looks like she could birth five elves any moment
>when you wake up in the morning her body will somehow have absorbed it all and she'll be ready to do it all again today, looking ever so radiant
Good thing this will never happen because elf queens are such pure, loving (but not in a lewd way) momsters, right? Right?

>>17667414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w

>>17667415
>Right?
Let's put it this way anon, You're underestimating her depravity.
Any time she has a public appearance she'll have you secretly fucking her and whenever she doesn't she'll be raping you in her bedchambers.
To her, any moment not spent on top of you milking you dry with her lewd body is wasted. Her servants will feed you as she rapes you and you'll be an incubus within a few hours.
Expect her to make you cum nearly nonstop all day long.

>>17667312
Some Vampires become really doting on their bloodbags after they turn into Incubi.

>>17667431
All anon has to do is take the leap and give in to temptation though.
Then he'll wake up in a comfy padded coffin with warm blankets on his body and a smiling vampire cuddling him.

>Leviticus 18:23
>Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile >thyself therewith:

>>17667441
>Quoting the bible at us expecting it to do fucking anything.
God has no power here.

>>17667441
So, it's ok not to lie with beastly 3DPD, but entirely acceptable to lie with wholesome and loving waifus? I'm ok with that, YHWH.

>>17667431
I really dislike MGE vampires for that reason. I would sooner throw a fight against a blue slime before I become a bloodbag.

>>17667427
Will she at least say sweet things while she rapes me, like "Do your best to come a lot," and "You really made me come hard. I'm so proud of you."

>>17667464
Yes. There'll also be a lot of noise since she's a screamer.

>>17667441
the bible also had
>women that raped their dad to have children
jews exploiting circumcision to go on a vengance filled murderspree
>moses killing 300 people right after he got the 10 commandments
>David commits NTR after becoming king
>and a guy that gets kill by a lion because a priest came up to him and said "hit me!" and he said no .
Fuck the bible

>>17667469
What would a dark mage's bible be like?
Sex related miracles?
Perverted bible tales?
A succubus capable of turning water into prisoner fruit wine?
MGE moses parting a undine legs and and fucking her to get the power to split the sea?

>>17665814
>Do not throw paintballs at them.
How else am I supposed to find her so I can mount her?

>>17667482
wave to your bros in the blimp/drink pshycoserum

>>17666863
>live in Texas
>Longhorn Minotaurs now inhabit the area
Cool.

>>17667379
I'm ok with this.

>>17667469
Explain the david and the lion thing.

>>17667414
>HERE COMES MY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY

>>17667482
>>17667483
>not running around every zone impregnating the trash mobs
>not stumbling upon her just as she was leaving
>not running in the direction of her departing shadow

Muscle p'orcs are for __________.

>>17667495
Breeding. Like any and all p'orcs.

>>17667488
David
>David becomes king and is married.
>But he sees a woman bathing on a rooftop and decides he wants to put his dick in that.
>So in the next war he puts her husband on the frontlines so he can get killed and take her for himself
Kinda a shitty to do after beating Goliath and some time later killing 200 people (double the requested amount) and taking the foreskins to Saul in order to marry his daughter.

The lion
>Priest says to rando "hit me"
>rando says no
>preist says "you disobeyed god, now a lion will kill you"
and a lion kills him

>tritonia was on the 8th
>kc trying to get back into his usual schedule
New girl within the next 2 weeks?

Sleepy thread

>>17667604
It's the dead of night, not a soul should be stirring at this ghastly hour.

>>17667608
I can't sleep, where's my cuddly undead when I need her.

>>17667616
She exists in your heart.

>>17667469
>women that raped their dad to have children
That's hot as fuck
>you will never be tied up and raped by your twin daughterus until they both pregnant

>>17667625
This happened almost immediately after the man's wife was killed by god for taking one last look at their old home as it was destroyed. By god.

>>17667495
Ruining with a large, multiple pregnancy.

>>17667427
Nothing would be better than waking up at the end of the day after a nap and finding that she's been riding non-stop, all the day's seed filling her up to the point that she's positively gravid, her middle having finally managed top pop the silken strands keeping her dress together over her midsection.

>>17667635
Pfft, that's nothing compared to the good guy who got his kids and wife killed by God because God was having a bet with the Devil on when the good guy will finally break

>>17667655
Didn't God also give him leprosy?

>>17667656
Yes, he also got dumped in a literal shithole outside of the city because people were righteously afraid he will infect them

Hug the bug. Love the bug. Fug the bug.

>>17667670
Gonna give that beetle all the fruits she can eat

>you will never be called mastah by a dragon
>you will never cook for a dragon
>you will never make a dragon smile as she eats all of your curry

>>17667494
Oh the many times I did this before I memorized spawns. Good memories.

>>17667702
I would love a tubby dragon mastah.

>>17667495
>ywn fuck a p'orc chief into submission
>her band of p'orcs will never watch and masturbate furiously
>they will never pounce on you all at once after you deposit a load of spunk into the chief's womb
>ywn be the center of a p'orc orgy
>ywn get to be their master from that point on
>ywn be served hand and foot by them for the rest of your days
>ywn plant dozens of babies in them creating an entire tribe
>ywn be the patriarch of the biggest p'orc tribe in miles of your p'orc stronghold

>>17667710
Somehow I think a man in this situation would have done the first line out of desperation, and is just coasting on 'I don't know what the fuck I'm even doing' from that point on.

>>17667710
Shaka Zulu please.

>>17667702
Kuro's smile melts my heart.

>>17667710
The best in life.
Would need to keep a couple muscled P'Orc's around as guards but the rest can be pudgy breeding sows the rest of the time.

>>17667702
If a dragon called me master I would hug and nuzzle her so much. My little servant can't be this cute.

After reading the Succubus notes I remembered a thing that always bothered me really badly.
After the current DL became the DL, succubi went from being a mid level monster to a high level. Make sense. Except for the part where it's the thing that everyone get's corrupted into as a standard and is the one there is the most of.
You wouldn't have the standard of what people turned into be a fucking Balrog. That would just be silly.

KC's writing really annoy me sometimes.

Pigfuckers get out

>>17667702
>you will never make a dragon smile
It hurts so much.

>>17667732
What I understood from the Succubi Note was that semen demons are high-ranking rather than stronger per se. It's more a case of "The big boss is one of us, so we're more likely to be in positions of social/political superiority" rather than them having greater magical or physical prowess.
This is further supported by the bits on their physical abilities, which says:
>Since they are monsters, they possess strength incongruent with their external appearance to such a degree that once they pin down an average human man, he won't be able to pull them off, but for a monster they aren't a race that has particularly high physical abilities. Since they possess relatively high intelligence and magic power, they are generally known as a race whose forte is magic.
>However, they have diversified due to the explosive growth of their population after the ascension of the current mamono lord, and furthermore, there are “former human” warriors and heroes w>ho were monsterized into succubi, so presently, there are also many individuals who excel in melee combat instead of just magic, and within the race, abilities now vary quite substantially on an individual basis.

So yeah, as I understood it, it just means that succubi are ethnic majorities with more prestige and a greater likelihood to be in positions of power.

>>17667732
>caring about KC's """"""world building""""""

>>17667744
well that stinks
I always figured the dl was more egalitarian.

It's getting colder at night, I need a Wendigo to cuddle for warmth in bed and wake up to her squirming around trying to stay warm herself

>>17667744
That sounds a lot better. But it's hard to know when it comes to KC. He has a tendency to make monster very OP.

>>17667751
Make sure you watch your fridge too

>>17667749
Knowing the DL, positions of power probably just give you discounts for aphrodisiacs and front row seats to her public birthing ceremony.

>>17667752
I get you. KC is meticulous at ensuring the hugbox remains comfy, but is consequently horrible at consistency.

>>17667755
>wendigo checks fridge
>finds there is nothing in there except butter.

>>17667767
>front row seats to her public birthing ceremony.
A monster (and specifically the DL) birthing would be more like in that of a doujin than in real life.
I would tactfully want to watch that. This is my fetish.

>>17667769
You're out of butter. Also, I ate some of your eggs.

>>17667777
I bet she feels really cool right now

>>17667776
I was making a joke about that one Ask.fm question KC got. It's been 2 years since that got translated, apparently.

>>17667785
Forgot the screencap.

>>17667785
I know. I was there. And I still have that fetish from all that time ago.

>>17667792
Jesus christ this place has some of the worst.

>>17667805
Well, okay then. I can't imagine your waifu being too happy about you watching another woman pop a kid out.

>>17667792
Good times, this and the reactions to both of the siths were hilarious.

>>17667817
That's... true. Didn't think about that one.
Maybe she would think of it as a experiment or something. Who knows?

>>17667817
But what if it was your waifu who egged you on to go with her to watch the DL give birth?

>>17667817
That image made me think, what's the lewdest monster girl thing latenight has ever drawn? Has he ever drawn hand holding sex in the missionary position?

>>17667829
I'd treat it like going to a house of worship for a religion you don't belong to. Keep your head down, stand and kneel when everyone else does, don't eat any of the placenta unless it's offered.

>>17667824
Well, as long as you find a way to convince her...

>>17667829
Or she finds a way to convince you. It's still weird to imagine a bunch of MGs and their husbands watch their Supreme Leader churn out a new Lilim on stage over the course of a few hours in public. It's even weirder to think about the father's opinions, and the opinions of the medical staff/midwives who would be on hand.

That said, this is probably required music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyTZRrRzjvY

>>17667833
>handholding missionary procreation
Not yet I think. Most of his lewd stuff is fellatio, not that much actual penetration come to think of it.

maybey kc should do an iskekai novel that gets turned into an anime,
that seems to be all the rage nowadays

>>17667777
Bitch, where's my beer?

>>17667901
Now the image of a Wurm making this face after drinking all your beer pops up in my head

>I drank all of it!

>>17667415
Demon Realm stores must sell cowprint attire I hope.

>>17667897
Wouldn't that be an 18+ anime about giving MGs blue ovaries in the lewdest ways that can be shown on television?

>>17667909
Time to spank the wurm until she learns to not do it. And yes, the hand has been grinded properly and has the right skills.

>>17667915
Lewder than to-love-ru?

>>17667925
Maybe.

>>17667925
Masou Gakuen HxH was way lewder than TLR, the main character literally gave girls a power boost by making them orgasm and ate one out through her underwear intentionally.

>>17667909
>I drank all of it!

Well, SOMEONE's not getting dinner tonight...
Guess I'm eating steak by myself.

draggn

>>17667963
Anon please, that's not how you punish a Wurm.

Denying them dessert. That's how you punish a wurm.

>>17667972
That comes AFTER dinner, where she can sit and watch me flush an entire tub of butterscotch ice cream down the goddamn sink.

And then she can sleep on the fucking couch.

With no blanket.

I want to rub my dick on Automaton abs and cum all over her dolljoints.

>>17667983
This is how you mindbreak a wurm. Her optimism and smile, gone forever.

>>17667967
>skeleton legs and almost no meat on the torso
>level 1 alp tits
>shit hairstyle
She could be cuter.

>>17667967
Thin Dragon.

>>17667998
>>17668004

apparently not everyone likes thicc

surprised me too

>>17667998
>he doesn't like sticc
What's up with her abdomen, though?

>>17668010
Her cleavage fell down

>>17668009
I prefer normal girls and a bit skinny over fat, but skeleton tier like that does look weird.

>>17668010
Sometimes melon's drawings have those weird things in them that only he understands.

>>17668010
>>17668017

looks to me like her hips are pushed out in a counter pose.
>skeleton tier
b-but petite builds tho

>>17667516
It was a bit more complicated than that. David got her pregnant and didn't want this to become known. He wasn't able to get the woman's husband to have sex with her soon enough (the man didn't want to be enjoying himself while his countrymen were out there fighting), so it was only then that he adopted the "put him on the front lines" scheme.

Suffice to say God was not pleased with what he had done. He sent a prophet who told David a story of a similar event and when David angrily declared that the man who committed this act of cruelty deserved to die the prophet told him he was that man. The shame and guilt of what David had done would follow him the rest of his life and cause him a lot of suffering.

>>17668035
Oh god, I can't unsee a front butt now.

But yeah, she looks more like someone who stopped eating for a few months to commission pictures of her husbando than someone who is petite.

>>17668045
you havent seen japs on twitter have you

>>17668009
I don't like thicc either, mostly due to the term being hijacked by fatfags but that dragon needs some hips.
>>17668045
She's a monster girl version of gazerfag then?

Visible ribs and vagina bones.

>>17668053
I've seen some thin people but most in that tier is either sick or ded.

>>17668055
Yep, she might even be further beyond. Not only she commission artists but she also uses patreons and donates.

>>17668055
she does tho?

>>17667744
Another thing to remember from the settings is that succubi also became high ranking monsters not because their powers suddenly increased but because monsters as a whole came to value seductive powers as equal to or greater than fighting/destructive power.

Even currently only a minority of the succubus race has the overall power of a high tier monster, but since even the weakest succubi excel in seduction and sex they are still respected among monsters.

Go work on content

feed the hungry gecko pls

>>17668079
Ok, I will.

Anybody got sketch ideas?

>>17668061
I think he meant some meat on her hips. The commissioner might've liked it like that but even I have more hips than her.
The angle looks fine and so does most of the drawing, but one thing that has been bothering me is that line coming from her bellybutton.

>>17668087
Hellhound cuddling

>>17668087
Dragon conquering sand castles at the beach.

Are there any other types of Fae that KC has yet to add to the MGE?

>>17667749
Actually while succubi are more respected, when it comes to actual positions of power and authority it seems the power of the individual monster is still important. The following is from World Guide 1:

>Monster society is basically meritocratic. The monsters can accumulate power by obtaining mana, but we can say that aside from some exceptional individuals, power is determined by race to a certain degree. For that reason, hierarchical status is generally often determined by the race of birth. For example, “mummy (encyclopedia I – p.150) “ normally serve under “anubis (encyclopedia I – p1.52)” and “sphinx (encyclopedia I – p.154)”, and “baphomets” almost always become bosses of Sabbath that rule “witches”. In addition, the members of the highest ranked race of the lamia family “echidna” have higher positions than the lower ranked races “medusa” and “lamia.”

However note that "meritocratic" doesn't define how a monster accomplishes things of merit. If a succubus can accomplish things like getting a town's leader to side with the monsters through seduction rather than force, then she would likely be rewarded just the same as a monster who took the town over through force.

>>17668090
shh

>>17668087
griffon grooming her daughter
like getting twigs out of her hair or something

>>17668079
I will as soon as I find the notes I wrote during lunch at work.
>>17668081
What gecko?
>>17668087
A scuba-diving Salamander.

>>17668107
>>17667967

>>17668100
Butt melon

>>17668090


exaggerated lower abdomen idk

>>17668087
A bapho trying to lure in an old man into a van or something, for Sabbath "recruitment".

>>17668079
I'd give writing a shot but I'm all out of beer and only get creative when tipsy.
>>17668087
Adult lich giving a loli wight a shoulder ride.

>>17668117
It looks more like she has a frontal ass crack.

>>17668134
i dunno man i just dont see it

>>17668132
>Adult lich giving a loli wight a shoulder ride.
I'll do this

>>17668135
The more I look the more it looks like an ass.

>>17668087
More insect styled versions of other MGs.

Like Titania.

>>17668151
>>17667967


okay okay calm down, woman

>>17668170
Ayy, looks way better now. Thanks melonman.

I can be your woman for tonight too.

>>17668087
A loli kobold making her own version of the dogfort meme.

>>17668176
i'm scared

>>17668186
Don't worry, I can buy a skirt.

>It's said they also sometimes contact a man and deepen their relationship beforehand. The charming female traveler you met at the bar who gave you a suggestive look, and the simple and cute little girl at the general store who always soothes you with her smiles may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”.
I just got around to reading the Succubus infodump from last thread, and this line right here made me realize how truly underrated and underappreciated vanilla Succubus are.

>>17668190
Anon are you trying to make yourself into an Alp?

>>17668087
I second this, >>17668179 or anything else with cute little Kobolds.

>>17668204
I don't alp if I'm a dominant woman and say no homo first.

>>17668204
>MGC makes it impossible to buy feminine clothing if male due to fears of inspiring desire to alp
>Unless you have a signed note from your wife

>>17668197
>may possibly be succubi who are watching you the way a tiger watches its prey, aiming for more “delicious sex”
This has story potential.

>>17668214
Well, if you are buying feminine clothing it's either for the wife or you're an alp. There is no other way around it.

>>17668220
What if it's for your daughter? Or your sister?

>>17668224
Or for that bully at school telling you to buy things or they'll feed you to the hellhound in the group. They're still going to do it, but it'll be bad for the poor boy's health if he doesn't come back with that cute shirt.

>>17668220
Screw you anon, I can crossdress and wear frilly sissy outfits for my waifu while I dick her and and still be perfectly secure in my masculinity and not be an Alp.

>>17668215
>Succubus disguises herself as a human to slowly build up a relationship with anon and insert herself into his life over the course of several months
The amount of dedication is absolutely heartwarming.

>>17668232
You don't sound like it.

>>17668205
Nice try, KDF

>>17668215
Indeed the talk about how seriously many succubi take the seduction process (going to some effort to make a situation where a man's "first time" with a succubus is as good as possible) actually gives them an odd sort of "purity" and creates many scenarios where one can detail the perhaps months of work a succubus may put into "courting" a man before she unveils her perfect seduction and gives him the time of his life.

Such efforts could be complicated though if monsters that prefer to just grab a man and throw him to the ground interfere.

>>17668244
Says you!

>>17668246
Sshh anon.

>>17668224
I was going to write for a female, but if you are buying clothes to her might as well marry, right? But you make a good point if she's family.

>>17668232
Yes anon, and I can get tail pegged by my waifu, ahegao and cum from anal only and be 100% straight.

>>17668252
>Succubi laugh amongst themselves at human women about how they're so slow to court men and are too uptight to be forward and take what they want
>meanwhile, all four of them are in the middle of 8-month or greater long cons to build up a relationship with the men they desire, each day planned out and taking painstaking detail to make sure everything is perfect for the overall seduction

>>17668252
Seduction is pretty much among the few things Succubi regard as serious business which is flattering.

>>17668252
Just imagine if you found out your childhood friend was actually a Succubus in disguise the entire time, and she was just waiting for the "right time" to make her move for all these years.

>>17668265
Which works great up until their target gets picked up by an opportunistic Ushi Oni.
He who hesitates is lost.

>>17668079
>that much story content
>imp-fucking-lying
If anything these days it should be switched around.

>>17668270
>she was just waiting for the "right time" to make her move for all these years
What a pleb, my childhood friend has been making tiny micro-moves on me non-stop all these years

>>17668263
>Yes anon, and I can get tail pegged by my waifu, ahegao and cum from anal only and be 100% straight.
I never said I was 100% straight anon, just that I wouldn't ever Alp.

>>17668273
You think a Succubus is going to put in 8 months of work seducing a man, only to allow another monster to take him? Nah, she's taken appropriate measures to ensure he stays pure and a single.

>>17668273
>Succubus who has been running the long game on a man always disguises as a bar regular who comforts him when he comes in every day
>one day he comes in and says he thinks traveling will clear his mind, says he wants to go backpacking in the Zipangu mountains
>InternalScreaming.succ

>>17668252
>gives them an odd sort of "purity"
Purity comes in all shapes and forms, regardless of exterior or allegiance.

>>17668288
In MG land, not making a move is equivalent to allowing others at him.
If she spent less time trying to play Tzeentch and more time making out with him, she wouldn't have this problem.

>>17668079
I'm actually writing something.

>>17668281
What is the critical % of straightness that will result in alping if it's dropped below?

>>17668304
50%, if you ask me.

>>17668197
Has a lot in common with the Baphomet quest with a "human" shop keeper who's mysteriously at every item shop that people talk about from time to time.
I'm a sucker for that kind of thing.

>>17668252
>Such efforts could be complicated though if monsters that prefer to just grab a man and throw him to the ground interfere.

>succubus walking through the park with the man she has her eyes on
>while their talking, an ushi sneaks up behind him and is about to grab him with her big meaty claws when the succubus' hand flies up and catches her's
>the ushi is stunned that someone can hold her back with just one hand
>without the man noticing anything, the succubus shoots the ushi a furious look that says 'There is no way in hell some overgrown bug too big for her panties is going to ruin everything that I have spent slaving over for months! Fuck off, slut!'
>the ushi backs away slowly, terrified of the succubus now lovingly eyeing her man

>>17668265
One of the hardest parts is figuring out how to make the man last more than a couple orgasm for his first time. Sure a multiple orgasm is a thing of pride for a succubus but it may not be worth it if the guy passes out a few seconds after insertion.

Some succubi may sneak monster realm produce into his food to enhance his endurance. Or they may have the first time include a lot of foreplay so that it lasts a long while before the actual sex. Like that one doujin series where early in the relationship the succubus had to use tit and blow jobs before sex so that the guy didn't cum within a few seconds of entering her vagina.

>>17668299
>Suggesting giving up on her goals and settling for an imperfect first time
The only thing that's gonna happen is whatever competitor waking up tied up in an abandoned warehouse surrounded by jaded succubi who had their significant other lost that way.

>>17668317
>Guild of Jaded Succubi
Sounds ferocious

>>17668304
I think you're fine as long as you don't have any attraction towards men. I'd probably even say you're safe if you do temporary futa with your waifu once every couple months or something, but if you want that every day or week, you've got the qualities that will make you alp

>>17668307
According to KC at least (he answered a ton of questions about alps a while ago) it also comes down to what the man wants more. That is even if the man has the potential to alp, if he has already gotten seduced by a monster and enjoys sex as a man with her more than he wants to be a woman, he will remain a man.

>If you live in the MGE world, that thicc big sister type that just popped up in your village has a very high likelihood of being a Succubus
Crafty ladies.

>>17668317
Yeah, yeah, teleporting behind them and all that.
She's also losing out on 8 months of sex. No Tanuki would stand for that.

>>17668328
Exactly! I'd have no worries about Alping despite the dubiously homoerotic things I would get up to with my waifu.

>>17668336
>She's also losing out on 8 months of sex.
Love overpowers lust.

>>17668339
>t. guy who started alping a few days ago

>>17668332
Yes to all of that.
How surprised would she be that I think it's hotter that she's a succubus and not human?

>>17668332
>Enormously breasted traveling rogue one day saves you from a group of thugs, smiling all the while
>smooshes you in a big hug afterward and chats with you for a while
>you swear feeling her skin makes you feel peaceful, forget all your worries, and- you're not sure if it's just her skin or because of her logic defying mammoth tits and juicy bubble butt- turns you on
>she turns to leave with a wink and oddly promises she'll see you around town before shadowstepping into the night
Cue months long encounters where she acts like your guardian angel and slowly comes onto you, ending in her and you laying down to bed each other where she finally dramatically sprouts wings and a tail and alabaster pale skin, revealing her full fledged high level succubus identity

>>17668341
I love my waifu and daughteru way too much to Alp anon.

>>17668317
>waking up tied up in an abandoned warehouse surrounded by jaded succubi
That sounds like absolute heaven.

>>17668321
Men or boys caught for petty crimes could become their plaything for a while as punishment.

>>17668348
You can love them too as a female.

>>17668348
That's what alp down the street said a few years back before he alped. Now he's suckin' dick and takin' up the ass near about everyday now.

>>17668344
Works best if you're a street urchin and she 'steals' warm meals for you every night
She actually is cooking them with painstaking love and affection, then going to lengths to make them look like they're stolen

>>17668353
But I can't dick them or cum inside them as a girl anon. Now that I think about it, their love for me would probably be another really strong Alping protection.

>>17668332
>>17668344
How dense do you have to be to not realize the extremelly hot girl that's hitting on you is a monster?

>>17668340
>For the monsters, love is directly tied to and connected with lust.

>>17668332
>playful onee-san type who keeps pestering you to go for drinks is a succubus
I'd be in love.

>>17668351
What would I have to do to get this blueberry hell? I mean I'm not trying to get some old blue hags to marry me or anything... I'm just asking for a friend.

>>17668359
Because they disguise themselves.
Shape-changing magic and whatnot.

>>17668360
>Being a cheeky cunt and missing the point to start that old argument again

>>17668358
The standard procedure for a MG with a hubby that alps is that they marry a new man along with their former hubby.

>>17668344
Just the way I like it.
>>17668359
The setting is already established to have attractive human women.

>>17668367
Even then, it would be easy to bait out her succubus instincts and how she acts compared to a normal woman. Though I guess humans in mge land are extremelly dumb so I can see it happening.

>>17668359
Maybe you've only known humans your whole life and buy into the order propaganda.
Though would be funny to see her sweat when you jokingly say "I swear, sometimes I think you're a succubus in disguise!"
>she practically sweats her bodysuit right off at that

>>17668358
You might not be able to cum inside them, but you'd be able to enjoy an even better pleasure with a vagina while she wears a toy. Plus, the clothes would fit you just nicely and you'd look 10 times cuter.

>>17668363
Probably stealing some bread at a market

>>17668374
>Though I guess humans in mge land are extremely dumb so I can see it happening.
There are humans in the setting that can go their entire lives without seeing a monstergirl.

>>17668375
It's only a matter of time before she breaks down and rapes him.

>>17668383
That too.

>>17668369
You've missed my point yourself.
Jumping your bones and making your first time with her an unforgettable 24-hour fuckfest is, as far as they're concerned, just as much of an expression of her love for you as some cheesy proposal plan straight out of a rom-com.

>>17668359
About as dense as I would be if my mother was a monster.

>>17668390
Going off a tangent considering it was in reply to a succubus somehow going without sex for 8 months planning for that first time. You know, a joke.

Mermaids

>>17668374
Unless she is skilled enough at polymorph to hide all her succubus traits there would be a couple semi-subtle ways to detect if she's a succubus. Course the guy would have to be a lot more in-the-know than your average MGE peasant.

Namely try to find an excuse for physical contact and she if she feels a bit warmer than a healthy human. The Succubus Notebook says that succubi have somewhat higher body temperatures than humans.

Lick the edge of a cup she just drank from. Succubus saliva tastes sweet (but beware as its also an aphrodisiac).

>>17668359
Sometimes the only time you'll know is when it's too late.

>>17668391
Kids are too pure and innocent to know.

>>17668400
>Lick the edge of a cup she just drank from
I mean, that's a good way to get awkward stares from everyone around you, sure.

>>17668371
That's basically NTR in my opinion anon, that is not comfy at all and I won't have it.

>>17668380
It's not just about me anon, it's about them still getting my spirit energy.

>>17668400
You could also bait her with slightly lewd comments and insinuations, but it's true that you would need to know at least what a succubus is.

>>17668402
Like when you grab a cursed sword without identifying it first?

>demon disguises as a human woman to court anon
>always talks and flirts him at the grocery store when he shops there every other night
>anon catches on early due to the fact that she doesn't work there but they always bump into each other
>one day she even forgot to disguise her eyes
>anon doesn't say anything though
>anon secretly has a kink for succubi, especially demons
>finally the day comes and she goes in for the kill
>she asks anon if they want to go out for a date
>anon replies, "sorry, you're nice and all, but i'm more of a demon kind of guy."
>she's dumbfounded, doesn't know what to make of the situation
>just as anon starts to leave, she quickly transforms back to her original form
>she takes him right then and there in the bread aisle, causing a big scene
>staff tries to get them to leave
>it's no use
>demon girl put a barrier around them so they could enjoy their first time together in peace
And that's how anon found his demon waifu. Unfortunately, they were banned from coming back to the store.

>>17668390
Ah, but see while it would indeed be an expression of love, a succubus would find it a pity if the man was so overwhelmed that he passed out or went comatose early on. They want to make sure the man can enjoy the first time as much as possible for as long as possible, hence why they may wait a while before making their move (though I'd guess more than a few months of waiting would be really unusual).

Though we do have an even more patient monster when it comes to echidnas that sometimes choose a man as a child, support him through his adventures, and wait until his hero career is at an end before seducing him. For them it may be decades of waiting. We have to remember as well that long-lived monsters view time a bit differently from normal humans.

>>17668408
>That's basically NTR in my opinion anon, that is not comfy at all and I won't have it.
It's nothing more than one man having two wives. It's a harem, and all parties would have agreed to the marriage and the situation.

>>17668413
>making love in a grocery store
how heartwarming and unsanitary!

>>17668418
Anon I'd be in an exclusive relationship, there'd be no room for anyone else no matter the circumstances.

>>17668412
I don't think cursed weapons have the same effect on men if they pick them. Actually, what DO they do?

>>17668417
Honestly I'd just chalk it up to KC's "lmao fate triumphs" stance.

>>17668399
Sea Succubi.

>>17668422
If you alp and have a MG wife already, it ends in a three-way marriage, end of story. You can't go without human man to siphon energy from forever. And if you don't court a man, your former waifu will and bring you two into a marriage with him. Only surefire way to prevent this is to not like gay stuff.

>>17668427
>I don't think cursed weapons have the same effect on men if they pick them. Actually, what DO they do?

It compells you to use it to strike the girl you like. Said girl will become fused with the sword and become a monstergirl.

If you're likely to become an Alp, you'll turn into one

>>17668435
Well whatever anon, I wouldn't Alp in the first place.

>>17668399
What is it about mermaids that make them so beautiful to look at?

>>17668446
Yeah, some people don't understand you can be really gay without alping

>>17668446
>>17668452
Pretty much the requirements are "really truly would never willingly fuck a girl of any kind."
In other words, actually gay.

>>17668452
See pic related, it's you.

>>17668451
Their scales and accessories are really fancy and beautiful.

>>17668087
An evil looking redcap I can use in my continuing story. Preferably with a sickle looking blade as opposed to the giant cleaver they normally use.

>>17668463
I'm just saying you can get fucked by something and not alp as long as you like a bit of pussy. I think crossdressing and hard femdom is shit, but that's just how it is.

>>17666863
>knights
It's a Christian private college so it's either a paladin or maybe a dullahan?

>>17668472
>They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman which changed them into an Alp, or they may have been in denial
Sounds like you're in denial anon

>>17666863
I'm usually not an edgelord but if my old unis mascot was a monster girl id beat her senselessly with a lead pipe.

>>17668529
Its still about what is most important to the man. KC has detailed this in questions he answered Japanese fans. https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

i.e. the qualifications to become an alp are fairly simple, but whether one actually becomes an alp or not is a bit more complicated.

>>17668522
I think the Paladin-chan team would do poorly at the rapeball championships. I bet every girl would still be a virgin at the end of the season.

>>17668542
When the portals open and you wake up one day with horns, wings, and your dick falls off, don't say I didn't warn ya.

>>17668529
I guess most of us are then, since I believe no one here wants to be fucked.

>I'll see you again next spring!

Does the Succubus booklet ever mention details pertaining to regional/realm specific Succubus variants?
It'd be a waste if KC didn't expand on things he mentioned in Q&A's and the like such as Undead Succubi for instance.

>>17668559
>no one here wants to be fucked
lol

>>17668560
>mosquitos are showing up in my room
If there was a mosquito girl annoying me I'd have so much fun with her.

>>17668569
Alright alpie, just go sit on that corner.

>>17666863
>eagles, horny toads, mustangs

Get in nerd, we're going to the Desert MGC Bar.

>>17668598
But the desert is full of nerds.

>>17668564
I don't know, since only six of the ten pages in the booklet have been translated, but I wouldn't be surprised if little was said of the many succubus variants (kunoichi, amazoness), since the focus is on the main succubus race.

>>17668604
And sand.

>>17668598
the what?

>>17668598
>nasus bringing you to orgasm in one strike of her hips
>renekton's frenzied wrestle sex
>skarner not letting you go even after you're finished
>rengar taking joy in chasing you down as foreplay
>xerath using her knowledge in the bedroom to toy with you
>vel'koz using her tentacles as bondage and keeping eye contact at all times
Choose your fate.

>>17668564
>regional/realm specific Succubus variants?
Like a geisha succubus?

>>17668632
I choose to not be a lolbab pleb.

>>17668632
I choose Fiora, my only human waifu.

>>17668632
I feel like Rengar would be the funnest and most interesting.

>>17668598
No thanks. I prefer the undead kingdoms, it's much cooler there than the desert.

>>17668632
I have already chosen my fate.

>>17668632
What about Azir?

>>17668722
Too cute.
>>17668725
She would make a fine wife/pharaoh.

>>17668598
>Desert MGC Bar
But I'd rather go to the Wurm-Hole it's a lot more friendlier there.

>>17668733
>The Wurm-Hole
>not The Wolves Den
>or the Feather n' Fin (the bar run by a harpy and a sea bishop)
>or the Magic Cauldron where all the sorcerer types gather to brag about what new spell they made
Step up your game.

>>17668743
I'd rather go to P'Orcer's

>>17668743
Nothing but my waifu's tea parties for me!

>>17668743
>Not going to The Trebuchet
>Where paladins turn water into wine and make it just as cheap
They do have a tendency to play nothing but gregorian chanting, though.

>>17668745
I want to have so many P'Orclings that I can run my own very own P'Orkers!
If any of you pull on my little girls tails and don't take responsibility I promise you they won't find your body.

>>17668755
You think it'll be rowdy men going to such a place, but it'll probably just be a Wendigo couple and their twenty daughters as regular customers.
>All of them, papa and mama included, banging their forks and knives on their tables in unison, chanting 'Meat! Meat! Meat!'

>>17668753
>be the only male waiter at the Trebuchet
>you like the customers even if they can be a little too overzealous
>go to a table of four paladins in full armor
>ask "What would you like to take?"
>the bar goes silent for a second before one of them shouts "LESCATIE!"
>now you've done it
>everyone's screaming "Deus Vult" and won't calm down
>gotta bring out the big guns to calm them down
>take a handful of plates to the back but you "trip" on the way back shattering all the plates
>the bar goes silent again and everyone looks at you
>until they all descend on you asking if you're ok and what not
>a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

>>17668782
Paladins are good girls, if they're a little overzealous somethimes

>>17668755
You could probably but into the franchise with all of them.

Wife would probably be happy to have a few more to help out too.

>>17668766
Wendigo could be a boon or a curse with their meat lust

>>17668782
>what will you take
>we will take lescatie
You cheeky cunt, the chanting is stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8seCj64I7yA

>>17667495
Barbeque.

>>17668766
>tfw you have to cook the wendingos food and serve it to them because last time their youngest tried to take a bite out of Shelly

>>17668413
Super cute.

>>17668766
This is why you hire Meat Mascots to keep the customers calm.

>>17668743
>Not going to the Dragon's Blood

I don't like bars, I prefer cafes.

>>17668854
Cafes are for comfy times, bars are for pure fun.

>>17668344
Tittymonster nee-san rogue is hot enough as it is, being a hopelessly in love dere succubus is even better. Maybe with a little yan thrown in.

>>17668884
>>17668344
Wouldn't you fine gentlemen prefer a Holstaur rogue?

>Demihumans that live in villages they make underground or in caves.
What kind of place would that even be like

>>17668931
Boatmurdered

>>17668901
Why can't I deselect this image?

>>17668931
Gonna bully a troll's big dumb hands!

>>17668854

>>17668901
A Holstaur Rogue would constantly leak milk due to excitement gained from stealthing around.

>>17668931
>>17668935
>Tiffany BigButt is taken by a lustful mood!
>Has the aspect of one aroused!
>Tiffany BigButt has claimed a cute shota!
>Tiffany BigButt is breeding furiously!
>Tiffany BigButt has given birth to a daughter.
>Breeding Interrupted: Seeking daughter.

>>17668956
I'm...not sure why mate, might be a problem on your end,

>>17668960
Bullying Trolls is illegal.

>>17668931
Comfy as hell. In some cases it could be a port town in a seaside cave for extra comfy.

>>17668935
>>17668974
>From the Diary of a Gremlin Engineer
>"Operation "Fuck the world" is completed. I'll kill those Elephants. I'll kill ALL those fucking Elephants"

>>17668743
I'd love to go to the Snake Pit.

>>17668960
More like you're gonna get bullied by a Troll's big hands.

Succubi are love.

>>17669007
Anon are you sure?
Once you're in one of those pits you don't get to leave until all the snakes are satisfied.

>>17668990
Boy do I sure love Miasma

>>17669048
There's no sight more heartbreaking than a dejected meido.

>>17669048
She needs to get good.
My head maid needs muscle

>>17668975
Who's gonna stop me? Not trolls, they'd probably get off on being bullied

>>17669014
>implying a troll has the heart for that
They're too soft and kind!

Undead are best.
Pear shaped loli undead are even better.

>>17669098
>They're too soft and kind!
Don't underestimate a Troll who's been pushed too far. I bet they could do it if they put their minds to it.

>>17668782
A Paladin is fine too.

>>17669115
>tfw this thick little lady would be the leader of an Undead Kingdom

>>17669115
nigga you have an addiction

seek help

>>17669115
I bet you just want to do mean things to loli undead.

>>17669130
>tfw no loli Zombie maid to turn into a rich loli Wight that still walks around wearing her maid outfit because she thinks it's cute

>>17669163
>because she thinks it's cute
>and because it's her husband's fetish

>>17669130
>tfw no loli wight princess to wear sexy and embarassing clothes for you

>fairy dragons are too pure and nice to breath something as destructive as fire.
>instead they breath our a miasma that calm down anyone it touches.
>also grows flowers on the ground or makes already grown flora bloom and grow brighter.

>>17669213
Do regular Dragons make fun of them?

>>17669139
No, just nice things. A lot of nice things.

>>17669236
I dont think most dragons know of their existence, but I imagine in the case a regular dragon stumbled into fairy territory and met one yes I could see some bullying happening. But the regular dragon is secretly jealous of her pretty wings.

>>17669213
Look at those thighs! I want to faceplant into a fairy dragon's lap and then die.

>>17669139
>Anon, why are you eating my pudding?

>>17669259
Sounds suspicious.

>>17669213
Imagine walking through a fairy forest and catching a fairy dragon planting some flowers, humming a calm song and slowly moving her wings, surrounding the area with a nice and relaxing scent.

Would take pictures.

>>17669266
Because it's delicious pudding and unlike some, I actually need sustenance.

>>17669281
Anon, that's unfair. You can't use that card against undeads, especially lolis.

>>17669163
Remember, soft zombies become soft wights

>>17669289
It's absolutely fair if they insist on using the "I need a massage, I can feel rigor mortis setting in!" card.

>>17667495
Best $60 used for a commission.

>>17668079
Fine then, as a shitpost.

>Getting into a fight with Pizzabus
>You touched her tail unprovoked, and while she did let out a girlish squeal like she'd been goosed
>She's telling you through furrowed brows and closed eyes that she's going to stay with Mini the Mino for the weekend since you're being 'lascivious'
>Feeling down, you put on 'our' song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x75K4K305A
>HFW you sing it with full clarity and pizazz just for your waifu, only to end up in a tail wrapped cuddle pile with your beloved Pizzabus
>Your daughter rolling her eyes as she giggles and goes after her "golden chops boy"

>>17669269
Nothing suspicious about giving love to little undead girls and their shapely butts.

>>17669301
When those Zombies become Wights, they'll be softer than ever.

Some other Wights might even get jealous from how soft the newcomer is.

>>17668132
Do you have special wishes for their clothes?

>>17669412
I was thinking just their usual clothes but something age appropriate for the wight might be cute.

Thanks for taking the silly suggestion.

>>17669429
I imagined this happening at the beach or something. Could be school swimsuit for Wight-chan and robes for Lich-oneesan, then.

>>17669436
That works too, a comfy end of summer situation sounds lovely.

>>17668931
I imagine they'd be fairly nice places. Spacious tunnels and cavers, since Trolls are big girls. Plenty of vegetation either planted for decoration, or cropping up spontaneously due to the Trolls' presence. Maybe even some weird things like luminescent demon realm plants. The air filled with floral scents from both the vegetation in the tunnels and whatever spices/fruits/vegetables the locals are cooking, peddling or drying with an undertone of earthen Troll smell.
Besides, it's a place filled with Trolls, how could it not be nice?

>>17669402
>spend the weekend at Mini the Mino's
I bet she's very welcoming but just instantly falls asleep sprawled over furniture on her off days

>You will never be chased down by a squad of sneaky Ratatoskr.
>As you walk home through the woods you notice one sitting and staring at you.
>Paying her no mind you walk on but then you start to notice more and more fuzzy tails in the trees.
>They seems to be following you pretty closely. You can hear them jumping from tree to tree.
>So you pick up the pace and start walking faster and the start jumping faster to keep up.
>Unsure of their intent you start to panic and sprint through the clearing towards your house.
>But the Ratatoskr were much faster beating you to the entrance of the clearing and blocking your path.
>One steps forward her fur a darker color than the rest. Looking each other in the eye she hold out her hands.
>In them is a small white envelope with a heart seal. Taking it from her you open it to find only a small piece of paper cover with 3 large words.
>"I LIKE YOU!"
>Looking back up you are suprised to see all the Ratatoskr have left leaving you alone in the clearing.

>>17669116
What's she gonna do? Spike my food with manticore venom and tease me all night?

>>17669482
>Spike my food with manticore venom
I would guess Manticore venom works like regular venom and doesn't the same effect if consumed. She might stuff your food with aphrodisiacs though.

We need golem stories.

>>17669482
They are large and have disproportionately big hands for their bodies on top of that, so she'd give you a handy and make you feel woefully inadequate.

>>17669482
Cook you a delicious meal with juicy demon realm beast meat and all kinds of libido enhancing plants for garnish, put on her most form fitting dress, ply you with intoxication fruit wine and then tell you she just wants to cuddle.

>>17669440
Here we go

>>17669516
Then she can't blame me if I pin her down and bully her womb!

>>17669516
Cuddling on the first date? Anon is such a slut.

>>17669617
Poor little Gazer.

>>17669579
But that's not how it's supposed to go! How mean.
Well, I guess it can still be considered a successful ploy in a way.

>>17669621
I want to do that to a petite sticc Monoeye with my cock and balls.

>>17669617
Jesus christ look at the size of those wockers. I can only imagine the fun I would have with those.

Also, that googly eye tentacle.

>>17669617
Titty monsters always have to lord their endowments over those less blessed.

>>17669625
Don't bully small monoeyes. They're easily intimidated.

>>17669634
I WILL bully the small Monoeye.

I'll gently rock my hips back and forth to rub my dick on her silky hair. Eventually I'll cum all over the top of her head and it'll run down accross her forehead and get into her eyes!

>>17669621
>gazer
oh wow,I didn't notice her at first.

>>17669639
>monoeye
>eyes

Lewd hugs

>>17669660
Physical and spiritual

>>17669639
Now where's the fun in that for either parties involved?

>>17669645
Anon, I know gazer is one of the most forgetable girls, but please do not bully her like that.

>>17669676
I enjoy lewd bullying. I will of course enjoy her holes as well, but small things like that are the salt in life.

I wonder how a tanuki boss would react to her favorite, unclaimed, employee going on a pre-approved vacation for a week.

>>17669684
With some relief and joy, given that she was the one who had approved the vacation and coincidentally happens to be vacationing at the exact same place for the week.

>>17669692
>Anon takes a vacation to the beach.
>As soon as he lays down his towel, he notices that, laying next to him, is his tubby tanuki boss in a too small bikini and a too big sunhat.
>"Oh Anon! You were staying at THIS beach? You should've told me!"
>It's an obvious lie but her joy, and the two oni guards next to her (also in bikinis) are enough to make him drop it.
>"Hey Anon, could you please put some suntan lotion on me? I can't quite seem to reach the middle of my back and my help is SO busy.
>The onis remain unmoving, albeit now they're staring at anon.

>>17669617
WOCKED

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17669742
It's an exquisite kind of agony.

>>17669742
>you will never be breastfed by an automaton

>>17668931
Troll is made for nursing handjobs.

>>17669753
Please don't install automaton replication units in the mini automatons.

>>17669753
I see that scout unit got the daughteru creation unit, although she skipped the matron model refreshment enhancements got skipped.

>>17669679
>I enjoy lewd bullying.
What about the monoeye?

>>17669757
Every automaton needs a replication unit. It should be a stock feature!

>>17669766
You say that but there are units out there that were tossed away for a reason.

Forget a daughteru unit that doesn't work, can you imagine one with a unit that works too well?

>>17669758
Flat breeding is the best. It's extra lewd when a slender, light-weight scout model gets retrofitted to become an ersatz replication model. It's the perfect end-of-life refit for all field models.

>>17669773
QC procedures apply to replication units just as they do to processors. Or do you mean some sort of black market rejected parts automata? A dumb girl with a production line of a womb?

>>17669742
Could you at least change this to "holstaur." Holstaurus was a inaccurate translation from the start.

>>17669716
This is a really cute idea. Her just meeting him 'randomly' at places with her really stern Oni bodyguards.
Good story prompt.