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>>17643755
I want to copulate with Hatate while she she threatens to stab me if I don't cum inside!

I'd slit my wrists too if my name was Hatate.

>>17643765
>>17643804
Don't be rude to your girlfriend!

>>17643773
Me too! And then we would cuddle! She NEEDS her boyfriend to embrace her tightly! All the time!

Do it already you FAT bitch!

>>17643817
Shut up. You don't mean that.

She would literally kill herself. You don't want that on your hands.

SHUT UP!

>>17643836
>across

>>17643755
Can i fondle her Hatates?

>>17643859
Of course! Hatate wants her boyfriend to do EVERYTHING with her! She needs sexual attention all the time! For example, if you want to smell Reimu's armpits, then you'd better smell Hatate's too!

>>17643874
Is she looking at a photo of Aya?

>>17643755
How the fuck did we meet in the first place?
I never go outside, she never goes outside - this makes no sense to me.
Help?

>>17643891
It's one of the 10k+ creepshots she took of you!

>>17643897
She found you! You had no chance to avoid her!

>>17643836
Maybe I do want her dead so go eat a salad you fat bitch! And then I might consider going out on a date

>>17643755
We can have a date in my room. It would probably be more enjoyable than whatever people do on actual dates. We could order pizza and watch anime and play old vidja and listen to comfy music and cuddle and do loads of other cool things. Much better than going to some overpriced restaurant surrounded by other people, or some cinema to watch a mediocre movie, still surrounded by other people, don't you think?

>>17643907
>Good Yandere
That explains it. No reason running. But hey, if things go south, neither of us will be virgins willingly!
Thanks for the explanation, but you didn't answer my question. A yandere needs to actually see and/or meet you to be obsessed with you. How did this happen?
"She found you!" Sounds as if you want to avoid the main point.

>>17643945
She would do ANYTHING for her boyfriend, so she will lose weight if you want her to! Heck, she'd chubben herself up if that's your thing!

As long as you give her plenty of cuddles and sex, and don't DARE look at another girl...!

>>17643960
Oh, now I'm interested in this girl, I will love her with all my hearth from now on. Thanks anon, for making me see the light :3

>>17643956
She would absolutely LOVE THAT! Her completely ideal date! No other woman to try and steal you away!

>>17643959
I'm not sure of the specifics. Likely, she creeped on you through your window, and every other chance she could get. Once her creepshots weren't enough anymore, she had to take the chance and walk right into your room and introduce herself!

I want to wake up to a cute barefoot Hatate! She'd make them smell really good (Slight smelly sweat with some lotion) for me!

>>17643996
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Okay? If that is the case, how did i not blow her brains out with my shotgun on entrance. I know tengu are strong, but really.
footfaggotry is one strike anon.

>>17644008
>>17643996
I might give her a chance, but breaking and entering is one red flag already.

I love Hatate! She's my 24th favorite Touhou!

That's a weird way of saying she's your #1. Are you counting 23 other Hatate's in alternate attires, similar to the way a fighting game would pad out its roster?

What's your favorite Hatate attire then? Swimsuit? Lingerie?

So i was dropped.
This kills the yandere! Im saved!

>>17644040
Obviously I meant to reply to this creep: >>17644023

Prove you love Hatate by smelling her socks.

>>17644056
Deja Vu.
Doremy must be fucking with me again.

I love angsty barefoot Hatate! I love how she paints her toenails!

>>17644130
>Boyfriend
I didn't know that Aya was a boy.

>>17644338
The story I had in my mind is that the boy Hatate wants is actually dating Aya, and Hatate plans on killing her so she can have sex with her boyfriend!

>>17644414
Too bad killing Aya is impossible for her, she'd get humiliated otherwise.

https://youtu.be/47uEF2VIHRs

>>17643755
I'm sure this will grow into a really healthy relationship if someone tries to guilt-trip you into becoming her lover through self-harm. That's some selfish bullshit I expect from a edgy teenager.

>>17644215
Disgusting NEET tengu!

Very cute thread.

>>17644215
I want to clean her mess and then beat the shit out of her for being so messy! And Im gonna beat her with my love/dick!

>>17644215
So does anyone know what the fuck is wrong with Hatater? Why does he draw such depressing shit?

>>17648538
Depressing? It's just a messy room, anon.

>>17648607
There's a cockroach and cigarettes and her keys are perilously close to the electrical outlet!!! Not ok!!!

>>17648607
I was talking about his art in general, not just that one picture.
Damn git.

I just want someone who loves me.

>>17644064
I've just been in this place before

>>17648538
He's a ruski, that's par for the course here.

You thought you could escape from Hatate? Too late! She had already finished the marriage paperwork and if you choose to decline it, she'll leak all of your personal information and for good measure, she'll also send reputation-ruining photos of you to your friends and parents so you better get to it!

>>17649089
So why do Chinese artists draw happy colourful art while Russians draw depressing shit even though they're both communist countries?

>>17644215
Imagine the smell!

smelly tengu

>>17650258
The worst offenders is the pillow it must be nasty with all the oils from her scalp

>>17644825
>>17648679
>>17643960
>>17643815
>>17643956
It's posts like these and nothing else in this world that let me sleep at night despite everyone I've known since primary school coming to look at me with pityful eyes and leaving me for someone richer and more interesting. I want hatate to find me and stalk me
>>17644059
I wouldn't just smell them. I would lick them and take them off her feet and mast*****e with them while i pulled her down forcefully with my other hand to give her a passionate kiss to make her troubles go away!

Being sick and having Hatate cook for you and take care of you! Hatate snuggling up in bed with you even though you're sick!

>>17650353
Hatate's armpits and feet smell divine!

Do tengu have feathery pubes?

>>17650257
Winter for most of the year and knowledge that most of what you will do won't matter because you weren't born rich.

>>17643755
So if i don't go i get a dead youkai?
Sweet! I can tend to my business AND contribute to society! WIN/WIN

What happens if two yanderes date

>>17650701

neither is ever seen or heard from again

>>17650542

nothing but gooseskin down there

>>17643755
>Hatate is going to slit her fucking wrists
Don't do that. https://files.catbox.moe/rze089.webm

>>17651506
derek?

I REALLY want to enter in an abusive relationship with Hatate.

I'd treat her badly every single day but still have loving baby-making sex at night.

When the belly starts to become too big, I'll just cut all contact!

I can't wait to see this dumb tengu killing her baby or even better, herself!

>>17651760
That is just too cruel.

Besides, I think she'd kill you first. And she'd never kill her(read: YOUR) baby.

>>17650092
You talking to me? Being dropped from a yandere's attention is the best thing to happen! Saved or not. Either way, I've done nothing career ruining in my life! Good luck getting anything Hata, you'll need it!

God what a cute thread.

tater hater

>>17657683
Yes! Hatate is very cute! I want to cuddle her and hold her tight, while she snuggles into me and occasionally makes cute, content little "mmmm" noises! While she thinks about how much she loves me and how secure I make her feel!

I love Hatate!

>>17665300
Is that before the part where she stabs you multiple times and then would play with your dying body?

>>17665321
She would only do that if you cheated on her!

Hatate just wants your love, your affection, and your tasty, tasty virginity!

>>17665345
Lies. Tengu do that to humans they get close to.

>>17665387
No, Hatate NEEDS you! Practically 24/7! She'd text you all the time, and send you nudes at 3 AM!

>>17665398
I want to sleep at 3AM. Not some amateur nudes taken by a sodding mobile phone camera.

>>17665398
I have work to do. Maybe when i can text her back.
Id rather sleep at 3AM as well.
This can all be solved by moving in together, but even that is a hassle I don't want to deal with.

>>17665477
>>17665453
But if you don't text her back, she might feel sad and get depressed, and maybe even harm herself! Hatate had to work up a lot of courage to show you her nude body!

I would text her back ASAP, and tell her that her body is beautiful! I would tell her how turned on her pics me, and that I want to see her naked in person!

>>17665632
No she won't. She's a mature, strong girl. What if my battery died over the night and I couldn't answer anyway? Suerly she won't jump to silly conclusions and hurt herself over the lack of a fast reply while everyone is sound and asleep at this time.

>>17643773
you talk like "17643773" was a pretty name.

>>17643956
shit, this way even i would want to go on a "date" with ya.

>>17643956

>>17665769
You're probably right.

I would just prefer to text Hatate back quickly, because I'm sure she would prefer it. She'd probably understand if you missed one of the hundreds of texts she sends you throughout the day; especially at 3 AM! But Hatate is insecure and loves validation from her boyfriend, so be nice to her anyway!

>>17665769
>
she would.

godammit this thread was better fap material than any doujin I've read in the past year. sasuga OP

>>17665769
You're right, she won't hurt herself. She'd instead immediately go to wear you live and just keep knocking loudly on you door till you open it. Oh and don't worry, she won't hurt you as long as you tell her a reasonable reason. She'd reward you by mating like beasts all night long if you tell her a reasonable enough reason. There'd be tons of biting though

>>17666164
But anon, this is a cute thread! Can you really fap to cute things?

Hatate's big yet cute feet!

>>17666424
They look dirty.

>>17650480
me too

H-how bad could it be to have an obsesed stalker like hatate? It sounds really cute for a reason.

HATATE I WANNA BE YOU
HATATE I CUT MYSELF AND AM LIKE YOU
HATATE I LOVE YOU
HATATE PLEASE VIEW
THANKS!
https://files.catbox.moe/nbegzp.JPG

POSTED IT AS IMAGE SO DELETED OOPS MEANT TO POST THIS IMAGE
HATATE I WANNA BE YOU
HATATE I CUT MYSELF AND AM LIKE YOU
HATATE I LOVE YOU
HATATE PLEASE VIEW
THANKS!
https://files.catbox.moe/nbegzp.JPG

Bully.

>>17669604
Hata-tan!

What's her canon personality like?

>>17643755
I'll take her on a date if she let me spank her once we're back home!

>>17669976
Kinda like Aya : nosy, doesn't respect privacy, and has to butt in everywhere.
Plus she considers Aya to be a rival.

Only difference is that Hatate is mostly unknown, since she use thoughtography to take her picture and her newspaper isn't really read.

>>17669999
>thoughtography
>isn't really read
I wonder why.

>>17670017
Hey now, posting a cute loli Junko is cheating.

Don't know if it's really thoughography, but apparently she focuses on something and it appears on her phone. Like in that one horror short I saw a while ago where a medium focuses on a TV and manages to display a picture of a hanged man looking at the camera.
I wonder how it was called. Dark Tales of Japan or something.

>>17670027
Huh.
Well done on her part, but people don't buy into a person's thoughts in a newspaper, just what happened, the aftermath, and the scene.
Hata ought to change some things, she won't be beating Aya anytime soon with how she's doing things,

>>17670044
Most of Double Spoilers is how she blames Aya for her own unpopularity, while thinking that Aya only get more scoops because she causes the incident.

I also remember something about her Kakashi Newspaper being more biased than the Bunbunmaru, but I can't guarantee it's canon, I may mix some doujin with it.

>>17670044
Aya doesn't just report facts though, she knows what buttons to push and what truths to stretch to get readers.

>>17670080
Like all these news website who blame the whites and the millenials for everything wrong in the world.

>>17669604
You, uh, should get stitches, hatanon

Do Hatate lays eggs cuz I am hungry as fuck and mom ain't home yet.

Tater boobie

>>17669604
Seek help.

>>17669604
Cute cut!

>>17669604
Now carve Aya's name! To be real hata-tan!

>>17670291
THANKS!!!!
i did this too, i hope to be cute menhera like fukase and hata-tan
https://files.catbox.moe/0peot3.PNG

>>17670484
I cant do that.. I once tried to carve a cat face though, i couldnt..

>>17670594
OOPS
I uploaded the same pic. I dont know how I keep doing that, this is what i meant
https://files.catbox.moe/zvw8iv.JPG

>>17670594
>>17670603
Please stop hurting yourself.

Why would you do that anon? If you like pain so much then go with the weird sadomasochistic ladies like Eirin so they can make you feel better without the need of hurting yourself!

>>17670760
External pain can help mask a deeper, unintelligible internal/emotional pain

>>17669604
Kill yourself shitposter please, and stop shitting up threads on other boards.

>>17670788
At least the sadomasochistic pain masks your inner pain while also being hot.
It's a win/win situation, you stop cutting yourself and relief your sexual desires.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP CUTTING YOURSELF

>>17670811
Do i know you

>>17670788
start questioning yourself about that internal pain and you might stop with cuts

>>17643755
Can I take her to my house so we can slit wrists together?

>>17670975
She would love that!

I'd sniff her hairy pussy.

>>17650710
Unless you live next to them. Especially at night.

I'd spank her.

>>17686530
I'd let her spank me

>>17674593
I want to clean her wrists, button her shirt, and straighten her tie then hold her close to my chest and pat her head
Why must my desire to heal require people to be hurt?

My art for Hata-tan was deleted!

>>17689190
Basic human nature and instinct.
Saddening people don't even know that much about it anymore.

>>17689190
>>17689381
If you took a suicidal Taters to Eirin, would she try to help?

>>17689568
>would she try to help?

She could probably prescribe a lethal dosage of morphine for her if she wanted

>>17689304
Very cute and pretty! Cute drawings of Hatate and cute blood!

>>17643755
Go ahead she is an even worse journalist than Aya.

>>17689568
Would she try to help?
Yeah, maybe.
I'm sure Eirin knows of a few ways to end someone's life as quick and painlessly as possible.

Hatate gained some weight! I hope you're still attracted to her!

If you aren't, she'll slit her wrists, take cyanide, and hang herself at the same time!

>>17697036
i could just tell her to starve herself and she would do it for me

>>17697044
But... You wouldn't want to enjoy her chubby body and love her just the way she is...?

Also, I want to say that I would love Hatate's chub! I would pinch, squeeze, and cuddle it!

I also want Hatate to take her socks off in front of me! I want to watch her cute smelly feet go from socked to naked! And the look on Hatate's face when she sees my reaction!

GO EAT A FUCKING SALAD ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH

>>17697110
Ｓ　Ｔ　Ｏ　Ｐ　！　！　！　！

>>17697063
id rather have a skinny hatate. she would enjoy starving herself for me if i told her i would love her more for showing her dedcation to lose weight for me

This thread depresses me.

>>17697125
How about you stop eating like a fucking cow you fat bitch!?

>>17701572
It's depressing to think that you'll never have a gf like hatate

Hatate is mentally unstable and I abandoned her for Sanae! I love doing normie things with my normal otaku girlfriend without having to worry about triggering some deep repressed insecurity with an off-hand remark!

>>17643755
Only if she promises to stop cutting herself and come to Church with me.

>>17644215

Barely a minute later, you open the door to the main room again, you are greeted with an incredible sight.
On the futon in front of you lies a half-naked Hatate, casually tapping away at her computer wearing nothing but her underwear. Her lazily unzipped skirt is still tucked underneath her legs, as if she‘d tried to take it off while already lying down and then just forgot about it. She‘s lying on her side, facing away from you, and seems wholly absorbed in her work.
Two parts in your brain are having a fierce war to the death at this point – one of them wants to tell your arm to shut the door as quickly as possible, the other wants to take a closer look. For a moment, it looks like the embarrassed part is winning, but then the interested part pulverizes it with the power of logic.
She knew you were here. If she didn‘t want you to see her like this, she wouldn‘t have undressed.
“Ah.“, you mumble, almost to yourself, but it‘s just barely loud enough for Hatate to notice it. She looks away from her screen, over her shoulder, and, upon spotting you standing in the door like a dumbfounded pillar of salt, turns onto her back.
“Wait.“, she says, raising her right index finger like a teacher telling their student to sit still.
“I can explain.“
“First off, it‘s hot today, yeah? Especially in here, since this place is insulated so badly. So I was just… taking off some unnecessary weight, alright?“
You nod unwillingly.
“And second off, as you might have noticed, I don‘t have a shower. So I either need to ask the Kappa for a favor, or I go and bathe in the river… that‘s why I try to sweat as little as absolutely necessary.“
Against better knowledge, you nod again.
“Although… really, I‘ve kinda already screwed that up.“

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1966635 is still my favorite depiction of Hatate.

Through Renko being a turbo lesbian is a bit weird, she's usually depicted as cool-headed.

>>17702237
Youmu here- she's softer than Sanny, that's for sure.

>>17713981
Hatate being spanked is good. She's a total shut-in and a loser.

Why are suicidal girls strangely erotic?

>>17709508
>Two parts of your body are having a fierce war to the death at this point - brain and benis
>benis wins
fug :-DDD

>>17709508
Please continue

>>17717340
Ebin :DDD

>>17717253
because they are indeed erotic, its pretty good being with one, unless you want to break up with her

>>17718470
Whoops, it turned out a bit long, sorry.
https://pastebin.com/GmmkLCCM

>>17720834
I like you

>>17720834
I'm not clicking that link unless their is paizuri

I want to discipline Hatate the lazy maid.

>>17720834
You can't tease Aya route like that and then not deliver

>>17720916
>>17721190
I wrote this within the span of the last 2 days or something, and it's by no means finished yet. I'll work on finishing the Hatate route first, including Paizuri, and maybe even some emotional abuse later on, and after that write the Aya route (if my horribly bipolar disorder-like motivation carries me that far)

>>17720834
>>17721224
Even though some of it might go against my own ideas of the characters, I enjoyed reading it.
Man... I do wanna FUCK a Kappa, though...

PLEASE HELP HATATE!

>>17727320
It physically hurts to see cute anime girls who don't deserve to get hurt in pain. stop it!!!

Of all the touhou threads, I think this one is the worst, with all the emofags and the gore.

>>17727551
Wanting a 2hu to cut themselves is patrician taste anon!

>>17727551
emofags are just depressing. They put their lives on the line just to get love. They could easily get that without all the threats of self-harm.

>>17727624
Even the Sekibanki thread is better for morale than this one.
They all want to abuse her, but at least they don't consider good taste to self-mutilate.

>>17727551
>>17727624
>>17727628
Such terrible taste anons. I am disappointed.

I don't even want Hata-chan to cut. Which is why I'd do anything to make her happy, so that she will never even spare another thought about it!

>>17733647
What a nice butt.

>>17733647
A Hatate that doesn't cut is useless!

Hatate worried about her chub, and then she loves you EVEN MORE when you tell her that you don't mind her chub! You would definitely get laid that night, with extra love!

>>17738554
Making Hatate die of coronary disease and diabetes!

>>17738597
NO!

Just chubby! Not obese!

Giving Hatate some nice, soft, fluffy, cute chub that you can cuddle and rest your head on!

>>17738618
That looks too fat for me.
Eat a salad you fucking fat bitch

>>17720907
>>17720916
>>17721294
Now with slightly more story, and also paizuri
https://pastebin.com/90h7Uh5A
(Ctrl+F "as horrible" to continue where the last one left off)

>>17738618
Sorry anon, but that's obese.
Giving fake insulin shots to Hatate to make her go in glycemic coma!

>>17738643
>>17738639
STOP IT! Delete these posts!

Are you TRYING to make Hatate cut herself?! You are her boyfriend and her deadly obsession! You should treat Hatate with kindess! You will receive love, loyalty, and cute sex!

>>17738713
This smelly, dumb tengu is only good as a meat toilet anyway, that's why I never hold hands or even talk to her in public, and order her to walk behind me.
If my meat toilet isn't properly maintained, I'll just discard it and go look for actual worthwhile people to spend my time with.

>>17738961
I'm sorry but that's mean and you're a bad person and a VERY bad boyfriend!

Hatate would already slit her wrists if you refused to hold her hand in public, and she would probably tolerate being a "meat toilet" just because she loves you and wants your attention and touch... But dumping her? She would kill herself in extremely bloody fashion, and text you pics while she's doing it!

How DARE not give Hatate the affection she craves! Jerk!

What's the appeal of a girl who has borderline personality disorder?

>>17739096
sence of danger? low self esteem? blood?
Since most of the people here has 0 value for society they might want to feel "above" someone else

>>17739209
What appeals me from Hatate is that I don't want her to cut herself and I want her to recover. So I tell her to go eat a salad because she's a fat bitch

>>17727551
>>17727624
>>17727628
I see the kiddos are having fun during the weekend. Hush little children, you'll grow up one day.

>>17739229
your wish for having someone to protect only means how useless you feel about yourself and how much you want to be protected by someone special nothing wrong with thicc hatate, stop being such a fucking fag and let her eat like a cow

>>17739243
You are not wrong Cowtate is obese,
the only cure is to eat a salad already Fat bitch! I don't want to protect her I just want her to be better with herself, if anything that doesn't make me feel "above" her.

>>17739307
a salad won't fix hatate's body, 'cuz she is pregnant, so please, take her to the hospital

>>17739236
I do have a kink for emofags, even dated a couple, but I find the ones that actually inflict harm unto themselves to be a physical and emotional liability.

>>17739346
I didn't know you could get pregnant from the legs or the sides like in >>17738618 but if her entire body is pregnant that's okay.

>>17739356
Don't bother answering him. He's just an attention-starved retard fishing for (You)s.

>>17739356
I want Hatate to playfully tease me for catching me looking at her buttcrack! She would be happy that I enjoy her body enough to ogle it!

>>17644215
this is so hot

>>17739356
>FOE

>>17739741
Yeah, cockroaches and greasy blankets are so hot.

Hatate's feet and armpits!

>>17738640
I like it, though the whole "hatate cuts herself" thing kinda contradicts the picture that inspired this.

Kosuzu route when?

>>17739356
The first error you did was compare 2D with 3D and you have failed miserably. I don't think I can convince anyone who strayed that far away from the idealized girls.

>>17739640
That's rich coming from the actual retard who isn't capable of engaging in a conversation and just resorts to petty insults. Next time little buddy, if you don't have anything to add to a conversation, just shut your trap instead of even gobbling up the bump limit with your idiotic assumptions.
Now, I don't want to hear from you ever again. Let this be a lesson for your future in this board you meme spamng moron.

>>17720834
>Man, i wanna FUCK a kappa!
Are you getting this from a certain anon?

>>17739640
Yes, I see that now. He's such a faggot.

>>17739712
Having Hatate asking what you are looking at
Responding rather boldly that you were looking at her hot bod and cute butt!
Flustering Hatate with your assertiveness! She's not used to aggressive flirting, but is REAL happy that you're so interested in her body
Hatate adjusting her position so even MORE of her buttcrack is exposed, just for you!

>>17745889
YES! That would be so cute! Especially when she starts playfully teasing me about it in a flustered manner! She's embarrassed and unconfident in her teasing, so I would tease her right back and make her even MORE flustered, but also giddy and aroused! Then we would keep doing it to each other until Hatate is at her limit and practically starts foaming at the mouth with lewdness, as she kept exposing more and more of her buttcrack until she exposed basically her entire cute buttcheeks! And then I would be daring and SLAP her butt, which would make her shriek and then tackle 'n' tickle me!

I love Hatate!

this fucking thread[/spoiler[

>>17749016
Probably the second worst post up on /jp/ right now, good job, crosser.

>>17748333
Hatate...

n-nani? a date? y-you mean holding hands? only if she's okay with it...

Just like cutting Hata-chan, this thread keeps coming back from the dead!

>>17754346
Aya has lots of friends and Hatate has fucking NONE!

>>17754368
She has ME!

I want to take Hatate's phone, dial 555 into it and place it on my belt so that I can protect everyone's smiles.

I want to take Hatate's phone, open the camera app on it and take a cute picture together with herr so that I can protect her smile!

I want to take Hatate's phone and bash her to death with it.

I want to take Hatate's phone and hold it up really high so she has to jump to try and get it back.

>>17754368

Aya has lots of fucking friends and Hatate has none!

>>17754381
>>17754368
>>17754685
YES! As long as Hatate has you, that's all that matters! Cuddles from her boyfriend are all she needs!

My personal fantasy with Hatate would be her embracing my foot fetish! She would let me pick out her toenail colors, and even let me paint them! She would also playfully tease me with her cute feets and stick her bare soles in my face! She would also jog and get sweaty, and tease me with her warm, moist, smelly socks! I imagine she would get giddy from turning me on with nothing but her feet!

>>17643836
this shouldnt turn me on like this, im sick

>>17754685
>Aya has lots of fucking friends
Why is Aya such a disgusting slut?

>>17756630
Then you should fuck Hatate's brains out if you're turned on! It would make her feel appreciated! And she can call you "daddy"!

>>17756676
You don't get all those games by not fucking ZUN.

Hatate the piggy wiggly fatty fat fat

I want to make a suicide pact with the Tate!

Hatate didn't believe in God. She didn't believe in the establishment. She didn't believe in bourgeois convention. She didn't believe in Aya or Momiji. She believed in Hatate

>>17739356
>but I find the ones that actually inflict harm unto themselves to be a physical and emotional liability.
You were into emos for the superficial aspects of them. Probably just for the trend depending when that occurred. Therefore, you're the one who's damaging her most. She deserves better.

Going for a swim with Tater!

I want to give Hatate the spanking she needs so desperately.

>>17757901
I want Hatate to spank me to show that she really loves me and that I'll always belong to her!

>>17757724
Th-That's really skimpy! I can almost imagine her skinny-dipping...!

>>17757943
She would definitely spank you if that's what you wanted, but she'd also love if you spanked her back! Turn her ass and hamstrings bright red and stinging with your palms!

>>17757641
I thought it was just a trend and treated it as such. Of course seeing a emo girl, back in high school, show me her scars immediately turned me off to the idea. There are emotionally disturbed girls that don't self-mutilate.

>>17758025
Would hatate be down to dominate me? Would she tease my nipples and shove dildos up my ass while trashtalking me?

I'm already married to Youmu though

>>17766096
Married to a dork

>>17766162
My cute and loveable dork

That's not Hatate

>>17738713
Hatate being insecure about her bust size!
You telling her to try out this new thing you bought from the internet!
Her actually doing it and completely embarrassing herself in the process!

>>17772132
That's not a bad size though. Get your shit together, Tater.

>>17738640
I'm legitimately interested in how this will unfold. Will Hatate be emotionally abused? Was Aya right about her? I hope Hatate will settle down with a man who cares and doesn't abuse her so she finally clean out her home.
Can't wait until I get back gome today.

>>17782946
Thanks for your heartfelt comments! And I'm sorry, I started writing more but it turned into emotional abuse after all. Maybe just a little, though. Could have a good end, and probably should. I don't like seeing Hatate being permanently emotionally broken, after all (but a bit of bullying is fine)

>>17670068
Canonically Aya's writing is considered heavily biased and wishywashy.

Hatate is actually considered a good writer to the point Aya admits she feels threatened by Kakashi Spirit News and as recently as AFiEU tried to sabotage Hatate's writing credentials.

>>17788089
So Hatate is no longer the one getting spanked in the relationships, it's starting to be the opposite?

>>17788089

aya is a huge bitch

as expected of a reporter

>>17643755
I went to pick up Hatate for the date but she wasn't home, strangely Nue was there and suggested we go eat seafood together as she got her hands on a fresh tasty scallop. Oh well, it can't be helped...!

>>17788106
>>17788116
Nothing has actually changed since Hatate's introduction except they became friendlier since Hatate helps Aya out in TH16 with defeating Okina.

Aya isn't considered good by even the youkai mountain, she's just simply a powerful and high ranked tengu who thinks she's a good journalist.
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Double_Spoiler/Translation/Spoiler
>Hatate: Hmph, that's why you never get into
the newspaper competition's rankings.

Aya features one of Hatate's articles and sabotages it for the sole purpose of smear & slander.
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Article_and_Interview/Hatate_Himekaidou#Article_1

Hecatia calls out the BS and BTFO's out of Aya, one of the few times we actually see Aya's arrogance put in place.
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Article_and_Interview/Clownpiece_and_Hecatia_Lapislazuli#Interview
>"Truth? Have you EVER done that? All you do is choose the truth that's most beneficial for you and try to dye the world in that color. Heck, that way of thinking would make you a perfect match for the Lunarians. No wait, this magazine of yours is already chock full of prejudice. Seriously, you should go back over every article in here and ask yourself if it's really the truth."

Aya's own words from the heart for once admitting she is jealous of Hatate.
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Report_of_Release_Cancel
>"In the beginning, the idea to create this publication came from Himekaidou Hatate’s articles. In response to the unchanging tengu newspapers, the viewpoints and ideologies of the Kakashi Spirit News were both innovative and progressive. I, feeling an impending sense of danger at that, used a weekly publication which had drifted in from the outside world to create a new style of article."

>>17670068
That's a doujin view, yes. Aya is canonically worried that Kakashi will become popular in the future so she made a sensationalist magazine full of lies and omissions in AFIEU until Hecatia ripped into her and gave her a crisis of conscience.

>>17789199
So Aya is just powerful and abuse her position to write shit while Hatate is actually truthful.

Well, it was clear for a long time that Aya's articles were trash, but Hatate being actually better is new. I like.

>>17789210
My post was originally to explain canon stuff but yeah, it devolved into fanon stuff.


The important thing is : a tengu must get a spanking, and if it's not Hatate, it's gotta be Aya!

>>17738640
God's work, Anon.

>>17791716
I want to do SO many things to Hatate's chubby thighs...!

>>17738640
Just finished reading this and damn it's so great

Now look what you've done!
You neglected Hata-chan for so long she started thinking you'd never come back for her and wanted to kill herself!

I want to pin Hatate down and cut off her twin tails with safety scissors!

I want to see what follows on that Hatate fanficWho would have tought a fanfic would have been so rad

>>17802626
I'm sorry, Hatate!

>>17739243
>let her eat like a cow
Disgusting friend.

Texting Hatate at 2AM just to make her feel extra loved and make her heart feel all warm and dokidoki! Getting a super blowjob the next day!

>>17803080
Intimate sex with Hatate!

>>17802626
>for so long
Bitch please, I just woke up and found at least30 missing calls from her. Let me sleep, Hatate!

Hatate deserves to be molested by Aya for being an inferior journalist.

>>17643755
>implying hatate would want to date me

>>17803774
Who are you quoting?

>>17793053
>>17796767
>>17740343
>>17782946
>>17802673
Update, if only so this thread doesn't die yet. I might've overdone it with this one, especially with the paragraph after the flashback, but I still hope this'll reach a happy(?) ending. Please tell me if you have any suggestions!
https://pastebin.com/705wGcWW
(ctrl+F "wednesday morning" to continue from the last one)

>>17806185
This is just too good for me, why do I have a thing for damaged, non-human girls.
Only sugestion I have is to keep teasing poor Kappa Anon. Those scenes were just adorable.
Keep up the good work!

>>17806185
Fuck you anon that was too harsh

>>17803395
Yes! Hatate needs sex where she can snuggle with you at the same time! She loves to be on top in missionary so she can bend forward and cuddle into you!

>>17810133
Wow, nice boobies, Tater! Bigger than Aya's!

>>17806185
This will surely end well

>>17810133
What is this lame shite? Either damage your Hatate or get out.

>>17738640
Is this self-insert?

I like to slit my arms and Pretend Im Hata-tan!!

>>17816675
It sure reads like one, doesn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duBfMAkoVQI
DOWN

Hatate's cute stinky socked feet smell like sour cream and onion dip!

>>17816523
NO! No, Anon! You should love your Hatate! She is for hugs, and she will be indescribably appreciative of the affection! Love-filled yandere blowjobs every night!

>>17824304
Thats a really different smell, but I love anything Hatate and feet.

>>17806185
One thing. Are you from /lit/? Small question I've been holding onto for a while.
Definitely going to end well.
From what i see, this can go three possible ways.
I won't mention anything, just do what you do.
Keep it up.

>>17824304
Fuckin' nice to see you there, buddy.

Don't let hatate down!

>>17832777
Hatate should be let down so that she can learn to stand on her own legs

>>17824528
I'm not from /lit/, though I've been there maybe twice, but haven't had the courage to put up any of my stories for critique there, especially since most of them are just fanfiction. Also been busy the past few days, so no update yet, sorry.

>>17832777
How can I help her?

>>17806185
Was making her be raped when she was a kid really necessary? That just seems dark for the sake of darkness.

>>17838693
Well do you have any other stories I can read while I wait for an update? PLEASE

>>17841641
There's more to it than just that. It's going to be built on in the next part, which will hopefully be done by end of the weekend.

>>17842182
Uhh, I have this, I guess: https://pastebin.com/c3sTNRgS

I also wrote a story about a shrine maiden from the outside world being called into Gensokyo by Yukari because there's trouble and she's blood-related to Sanae, and that's like 60 pages long, but I started it like 6 years ago and stopped last year after I realized I'd gotten way in over my head and couldn't make sense of anything leading up to the story's climax (a mistake I do not intend to repeat).

>>17843041
Ahh, so you are from /lit/.
Impressive how you've progressed on your own if you aren't.

>>17643755
Then do it faggot. While you're at it, do a fucking backflip off the Empire State building.

>>17843637
The Empire State building doesn't exist in Gensolyoland anon

>>17843637
The Empire State building doesn't exist in Gensokyoland anon

>>17843661
My instance of gensokyo is filled with fantastical megastructures that were designed but never built.

>>17843667
Well. They re forgotten after all.
Nice Gensokyo.

>>17843287
Nope, never posted anything on /lit/. I did however start reading more fanfiction written by other people recently, so I might've started picking up a few things. Worked some more on the Hatate story today, I'm like halfway to where I want to be before I post the next update. I just hope I can make it before the bump limit.

>>17843671
>>17843667
Are the 7 ancient wonders of the world in Gensokyo?

>>17846661
I want Hatate to smugly sit on my face.

>>17824304
What would Hatate do if she caught me cheating on her? What would Hatate do if I were to fuck another girl in front of her, and have Hatate watch the whole thing?

>>17846666

the great pyramid is still in giza m8

I want to get lovey dovey with Hatate until she gets 100% dependent on me. Then vanish and watch her heart break!

>>17807013
>>17809844
>>17816515
>>17824528
>>17841641
>>17843287
We're getting close to the finale. I hope I can wrap things up in the next update. Meanwhile, here's 8 new pages of cute Nitori moments mixed with delicious suffering: https://pastebin.com/j8CFgDaB

>>17858116
>held interviews with people like Koishi and Erin about psychological and medical effects of the case
Why the heck would Koishi know anything

Also your Nitori is cute, CUTE

>>17858456
It's Aya, her thought process was probably something akin to "Well, I got the medical side of things, now who could I ask about what kind of psychological effects this might have... Oh yeah, the psycho-telepathic loli in the underground palace might be a good person to talk to!"

Also, I might've meant to write Satori, oops.

What is Hatate doing with her phone on your bed?

>>17858116
>I have to get up for work early tomorrow
>instead spent all my time reading this
Fuck, now I now how anon feels.

>>17858116
Anon why must you hurt me like that?

>>17858116
Please don't hurt taters

>>17665345
I want to cum inside hatate with no protection and no I won't pull out.

Over two-hundred replies.
No one has taken Hatate out on a date.
No one has stopped Hatate from harming herself again.
No one has stopped Hatate from checking her phone for another reminder that she is loved in a world that is not her own.

Hatate goes back to sleep, only to repeat the cycle again tomorrow.

>>17873161
A Day in the Life of Himekaido Hatate.

>>17643755
Remember Kids: Sideways for attention, longways for results.

>>17873161
I would take Hatate out on a date and leave her midway to join Aya,

>>17873622
Wait, how do you insert a penis sideways??

>>17873630
I didn't know you could cut your self with a penis.

>>17873161
But I would do all three!

>>17873161
Over two-hundred replies.
Hatate is still a fat bitch.
Hatate hasn't eaten a single salad.

I go back to shitposting, only to repeat the cycle again tomorrow.

>>17873626
I'm sorry you're experiencing insanity, is there anything we can do?

>>17875683
Your doing god's work anon.

>>17873161
I did all three! Because I LOVE Hatate! I would cuddle her close and make her feel super loved and important! I just want to cuddle on my bed for HOURS with a cute barefoot Hatate! And then of course have cute loving sex!

>>17875683
STOP IT! You're going to make Hatate cut herself!
You need to love her before she strips naked and slits her wrists in a bathtub!

Cut Cut Cut
Lets All Have Fun
Third Plateau!

>>17877234
I still think this is cute and cool, anon!

>>17877242
Thank Thank Thabk You!
We’re Lots of DXM YAkui! With Hata-tan
Make a mess but clean it up After a whyiek there will be ni more messs

>>17877265
Cool! I love it! It looks like art to me! Just be careful and don't overdo it please!

>>17877275
Yep Yep yep
Alls scars now See? This will be yhe las post Goodbye~ But thabk you! Ezpresss yourselr. You are you! Artform Lalala Hatate came to me in a vision holding Who onows whatPrison Gear Herre we are Off limits

>>17877311
Bye Anon! Cool pics! Be safe!

Also, Hatate leaning over me wanting to jump my bones!

>>17877221
Why is Hatate cutting herself? And why isn't she just cutting some lettuce and tomatoes and making a salad already FAT BITCH

>>17877212
I want to have cute loving kisses with Hatate's stuffy naked feet!!

>>17883926
I know! It would be the very best! Hatate would be so happy to find out that you like her feet - it would be another way that she could make you happy! I would love for Hatate to rest her cute smelly feet - bare or socked - on my face!

I love you, Hatate.

Hatate has a cute butt. She could use some more spankings.

>>17892923
True.

>>17892923
And it's also very stinky.

>>17893501
Lies and slander. The Hatate-butt has a mellow, sweet vanilla fragrance.

>>17893519
Until you spank it raw. Then it smells like sweat, arousal, and warmth over your knees.

>>17893519
>>17893548
Guys stop it, I'm starting to salivate over that description.

Does Tate have bigger boobs than Aya?

I-I don't want Hatate's thread to die ;_;
I-t's not like I care though, I-I just want to see you eat a salad already!

holy shit you faggots make bad posts

>>17900063
its gonna die and theres nothing you can do about it
just like hatate

>>17900071
You act as if there were any good posts to begin with.
Low end [tengu] youkai and a low end thread.
I see nothing wrong here.
Get well soon Hatate.

>>17900063
Sh-Shut up!

If anything, Hatate needs to eat sweets and get a bit of cute chub!

Since there's little time left...
Post cute Hatate.
Lets atleast give her a happy end for her troubles.

>>17908907
Hatate "Stinkypits" Himekaidou!

Hatate doesn't deserve a goodbye, she needs to be punished on her way out.

>>17900071
It really is exceptionally bad.

I'm just glad that in this thread, we got to see with clear evidence that Hatate is better than that bitch Aya.

>>17909051
Adorable.

Himekaizuri

Himekanal

Dang it, anons! Now we will never see the end of anon's Hatate fanfic!

>>17909856
I'll wait warmly until the next thread.

>>17908922

>>17909856
I'm still working on it, but the next part is ~exposition~ and that's always hard to write. Should have it done by the time the next thread comes around, though.