/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17617846
Maids are olev.

That said, how many dupes were there again?

>>17617850
Two.
One was late, the other missed the title.

>>17617850
There was three threads made at the same time.

Why are dragons so simple yet so best?

Cute hooded hotdogs!

>>17617846
Let's all love Wendigos

>>17617857
No, those are wurms.

Wurms are simple but best

>>17617861
I didn't mean simple minded.

>>17617860
Secretly watching mother daughter bonding time as the father must be a great joy for MG husbands

How would an Ochi react if you have never had sex with her, you waltz into her room, she thinks you will finally claim her as a woman, you get into the bed and just simply use her breasts as pillows and fall asleep making no sexual advances on her?

>>17617857
Quite the variety to choose from:

>Fiery Tsundere red
>Gentle, dignified gold
>The blue one with the deliciously thick thighs
>The one that likes to bathe naked in a pool of coins and jewels

ANUBIS
ANAL
ADDICTS

The man was in the garden,
Watching the river flow
When down came a blackbird,
And he came inside the crow.

Big
Meaty
Elves

>>17617865
>centaur daughter galloping in a playful race alongside her mother in an open field
>Nureonago daughter dutifully watching as her mother softly smiles while performing the tea ceremony
>Ochimusha daughter swinging a wooden sword in perfect form as her mother sternly inspects her from all angles
>Anubis pup sitting next to her mom helping fill out paperwork and smiling when her mother tells her she's being very efficient
>Demon daughter turning in the mirror as her mother helps tailor her outfit and gives sneaky advice on how to best seduce her childhood friend
>Dorome and her mother just sitting against one another watching the sunset without a care in the world

>>17617881
Nice

Happy 9/11

>>17617857
>The only overarching family capable of polymorphing into their original form
>Stupidly powerful, even for monster standards
>Come in a variety of colours and shapes
>Tend to have voices as dark as oiled leather
>May or may not have glowing orifices

Monstergirls in school uniforms

>>17617871
Just another step on the long road towards her goal. Possibly shlick once she's certain you've fallen asleep.

>>17617912
I want to be the boy toy of a popular high school pharaoh!

>>17617920
Never got the whole appeal of the popular girl thing ?

>>17617912
Yeti-chan waiting for you to get out of class

>>17617912
Mad Hatter is the artsy kid that's weird but everyone still likes and gets along with!

>>17617920
Wait a moment

>>17617958
Best girl.

>>17617912
Ryus are destined to grow up bitter and alone

>>17617931
Eh, I guess its so that neet or unpopular anons feel some sort of high or satisfaction at being the #1 priority of a popular monster girl that far exceeds the popular 3DPDs.

>>17617920
I want to make the most popular wight in school my personal sow but help her keep up her public image.
>>17617931
She's the girl guy wants to bang and the girl everyone wants to be, or maybe bang too if they're dykes.

Basically by being with her you're achieving what everyone else could only dream of.

>>17617982

Why is she crying, /jp/?

>>17617884
>Nerdbird actually thinks cute boys like poems
This is why Jubjubs get all the attention.

>>17617884
Clever.

>>17617846
have dis

>>17618044
Hubby's too busy working to give her attention.

Normally she'd be doing something else on that bed, but the loneliness finally got to her.

>>17618034
Please stop making hurricanes, Ryu-sama!

>>17617970
Of course my waifu is best girl

>>17618044
She's having a nightmare in which her master is making her watch while he cleans wrong.

>>17618055
But does hubby know that she needs attention?

>tfw it's been 3 weeks now since I got a kiki meido
>she's growing more agressive/angry every week
>says that she doesn't like the pay
>would've fired her, but she's very good around the house and hasn't stolen anything or gotten in troule
>finally clicked
>I'm underpaying her for her quality
starting next week.
>I'm raising her pay to 800$ a week.
>That should do the trick. Maybe she won't act so cold to me.

This is your Wind Spirit now, say something nice to her!

>>17618097
It's a shame that Asanagi will probably waste that fine thicc Oni's design on the shit he usually draws.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17618097
That's a big fat Oni and I want her on my face.

>>17617875
Adoscelent anubis anal

>>17618097
Delicious.
>>17618116
Probably not, she was drawn for a figure I believe.

>>17618140
I want a variety of fat monstergirl asses on my face.

>>17618044
>This is what a Kiki's "vacation" days look like.

>>17618097
>>17618140
Onis are criminally underrated for fatty Monstergirls
Gonna eat her out as she smooches me and gets absolutely wasted on beer

>>17618152
Name the top 3 and we'll compare notes

>>17618194
Automatons
Shoggoths
Kitsune/Inari

Which mg makes the best old hag?

>>17618211
>not wanting fat p'orc, holst, or anubis ass on your face
wew lad

>>17618227
only faggots like shoggocks will willingly admit to liking Orcs

>>17618227
Replace Anubis with Troll

>>17618226
Alps imagine the experience they have for pleasing a man...

>>17618236
But p'orcs are sweet anon

>>17618245
I was seriously debating between anubis or troll at #3

>>17618245
Fat donkey ass

>>17618246
A fag hag?

>>17618180
Onis are naturally fit, so fat ones are unusual but still cute.

I'd slap those love handles.

I don't like monster girls.

>>17618252
Don't waste images.

>>17618301
I like monster girls and human girls.

>>17618080
She looks sad and frighten

>>17618302
Spare me mighty super hero for I am only fulfilling my duty.

>>17618227
>Two big, soft girls
>One smaller, brown girl.

Poor things Out Cl-assed!

>>17618311
Tritonias are secretly evil! I have proof of them conspiring with Titanias and Doromes!

>>17618320
This has to be bait

>>17618346
>the three of them sitting around a table drinking tea and just smiling and being happy without saying a word
God damn sinister witches. What's their endgame?

>>17618375
It's whatever you want it to be, Anon.

I want to get married to a lich and live in a dark tower so that, when she raises the dead, I can watch scenes like this happen.

>>17618392
Doromes son't quite fit the bill. They need to be more onee-chany to join the group.

I want to marry a harpy!

>>17618227
Automaton and Shoggoth ass is more appealing.

>>17618392
To hug their otouto so tightly that he has to stay at home and cuddle with them instead of going to school!

I want a _______-manticore hybrid!

>>17618486
Holst

>>17618486
Jinko?

>>17618486
matango

>>17618486
Vampre

>>17618486
alp

>>17618486
Alraune.

>>17618486
Pharaoh

>>17618486
Shoggoth.

>>17618495
>>17618486
drinking milk while being milked

>>17618486
Jinko

>>17618486
Baphomet

>>17618531
tailcunny!

>>17618524
That and she either goes gentle femdom or switch.

>>17618486
Friend

>>17618486
Mouse!

>>17618524
>Big, milky mantiholst that loves to rest her extra large breasts on the table with an audible 'plop'

>>17618486
>Alp that teases her younger husband with gay innuendos despite it not being gay.
Hot

>>17618486
That would imply I want anything to do with manticores.

Do you take me for a fool?

>>17618630
That seems like it would be a bear to deal with.

>>17618660
no human boy can resist the tail pussy,

which monster girl race could mix well with amazon traits?

amazon wendigo? dragon? dark elf?

>>17618676
The ones that don't ruin the amazon part

>>17618668
You underestimate the sheer, heart-attack-inducing, nightmare-emanating, unholy-shriek-releasing mortal terror I am capable of experiencing at the sight of such a creature.

>>17618681
she will just poison you and rape the fuck out of you thus losing to the tail pussy, unless if its a hybrid of a sub/passive monster in which you have nothing to fear but you likely can't hate such a monster, and she will use her charms so you will eventually volunteer to have to the tail pussy. Either way you can't resist the tail pussy.

>anon wanting a manticore vampire

its like,the idiot wants to be sucked dry in two spots constantly

>>17618692
I don't think they're into corpses. Anon seemed to be implying he'd literally die of fright.

>>17618486
Wisp. Death will not save you.

>>17618486
She works the lines at the farm, best male processor in all MGC.

>>17618676
>>17618678
Alps think about it.
Big burly guys turn into big THICC females.

>>17618676
Unicorn.

>>17618676
I'd say Kakuen, but that idea's been done to death.

>>17618733
i legitimately don't know if I'm aroused or scared

>>17591463

>You and your by your Tritonia wife hugging
>She's particularly affectionate today and hugs you even closer against your own body
>After awhile you find your head is glued between her breasts, the rest of body stuck in the same position it's been in for awhile
>She giggles, unaware of you being stuck and comments that you must really love hugs to have been hugging her for this long.

>>17618859
Headpat the pouting Shog

>>17618859
That Shog does not seem happy with not being allowed to smug.

>>17618859
>>17618867
It looks good on Shogs

>>17618859
Is that the expression she makes while waiting in line to be fucked by master?

>>17618866
Dumb slug!

>>17618486
Hellhound!

I hope that mechanubis has some pretty girly clothes to wear on our date!

>>17618859
WHO MADE HER SAD? FIGHT ME IRL, I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BULLET.

>>17618733
>Real girls have six holes!
But seriously, why bother? The second tail has nothing to milk.

>>17618963
It latches on to your face.

>>17618963
Take a few doppleganger potions to make four of yourself, and get a quadruple blowjob.

>>17618866
Cute slug!

>>17618859
>tfw you realize mastah isn't silly, but actually stupid

>>17618859
I think that's the most standard Shog you've ever drawn
She a cute

>>17618980
>Drops the accent and bluntly says in a plain, non-lispy non-airy voice
>"For goodness' sake anon, its a metaphor for being too uptight. Relax already. I swear sometimes with you, jeeze."

>>17619015
Blind wolfus are for loving

>>17618941
She only has shorts and tee shirts. And her dirty work overalls. Is that alright, anon?

>>17618859
>>17618980
>mastah, you're a bit dense aren't you?

>>17619004
>"Master frankly no one gives a shit if its 'threadcanon' or not, people are gonna say what they wanna say. Doesn't have anything to do with you or what you do unless you make it. This is seriously beyond basic."

>>17619004
>tfw this actually would happen to me

>>17619025
She can dress however she likes, I'm just happy to be with her!

>>17619026
>>17619027
>>17619031
Why would Shogs. Be angry at a dense master? They can get by transforming the house easier.

>>17619004
>Look kid, here's the way this works. I become the maid in your home. I provide you with excellent service and you lead a life of luxury and convenience. In order to better serve you, I assimilate the everyday items you use and make Shoggoth versions of them. When you use these items, I get off and love you more. Eventually, everything in the house will be shoggoth and I'll assimilate you, making us one happy entity sharing thoughts and sensations for all eternity. Got it? Good.

>>17619039
It's like playing a magic trick on a puppy. It's funny at first, but then it just gets sad.

>>17619039
Even unknowable cosmic entities from beyond the veil can have a tired day anon.

>>17619039
I'm dense at times and very high strung. It'd be less "angry" and more "Sit down, kid; I'm driving."

>>17619034
But why does she have a bandaid on her nose and cheek all the time?

>>17619015
>censored
At least be a pal and link the artists Twitter.

>>17619040
>>17619043
>>17619047
So be sure to give your Shoggoth maid a nice relaxing day every once and a while where she can just do what she wants. She lives to serve, but she's not as weird about it as Kikis where if you give her a day off she'll take it as an offense. She may spend the day just staring at you or hanging off of you, sure, but she'll appreciate just having you not be so bewildered and unknowing and all that stuff for a day so she can just do her thing in peace with/for you.

>>17619040
>I'll assimilate you,
She's getting the flamethrower.

>>17619068
Go home and get your shinebox

>>17616793
>>17616825

"Until the child's coat grows thick enough to brave the elements on her own, she is content to snuggle in the warm embrace of her mother's coat."

>>17619056
https://twitter.com/konekonedango

>>17619054
Because you work with lots of sharp and heavy objects as a mechanic

>>17619077
Beautiful.

>>17619077
>think there's just the husband and a wendigo in this picture
>Look closer and see the little bitty daughteru's face
I'm havin a heart attack

>>17619077
>>17617865
forgot to link

>>17619077
Oh man, muh heart.

I want to hit on a middleschooler Demon and pound her big ass without a contract

>>17619115
How depraved!

>>17619077
That loligo can't be more than a week old.
And the high definition camera picks up on every little detail of her budding horns. You can even see the individual water droplets of melted snow off of the papa's coat horns.
Planet Monster Girls is truly a fantastic documentary so far. I wonder if they'll cover volcanic regions in this episode.

>>17618692
Not if I put a bullet in my head first.

>>17619079
Danke

>>17619124
>Episode 1: Ocean
>Episode 2: Mountains
>Episode 3: Forests
>Episode 4: Plains
>Episode 5: Desert
>Episode 6: Graveyard
>Episode 7: Heavens
>Episode 8: Wonderland
>Episode 9: Demon Realm

>>17619083
But they're in the same places! It's almost as if she thinks they make her look cool!

>>17619150
> Episode 9: Hardy's at 2 a.m

>>17619150
Wouldn't the wonderland one be a cognitohazard? They should really mark these things down properly.

>>17618699
Yes.

>>17619160
It was a nightmare to get footage for it, but Mr. Attenborough would not be swayed. If its part of the world, it needed to be in the documentary.
Just be thankful he could be convinced that 'The Void' wasn't part of the world.

>>17619150
>Episode 7: Heavens
>"And here, we see a flock of yet unassigned Houri. They often congregate at these freestanding fountains, tossing small objects such as coins or buttons into the pink flowing waters with wishes of finding a loving husband soon. In the close distance, a pair of Cupid look on stoically, perhaps too shy to engage in such ritual themselves."

>>17619115
Just don't cum inside since that's considered as you signing the contract.

>>17619077
Oh lord.
This is too adorable.

As a side note, I wonder if KC has seen Latenight's art at all.

>>17619115
Demons with big asses are powerful, dangerous creatures.

>>17619150
What about an Underdark special episode? flayers and nachos must be exposed.

>>17619077
She probably only knows two or three words.
Papa is probably constantly scanning the treeline looking for threats.
Mama probably doesn't even notice she's splitting half her meat with her daughter.
All is right.

>>17619249
I was going to, and forget why I didn't, include a 'Caves' or 'Underground' episode, as it would cover things like Echidna, cursed sword/living armor, mimics, and those such things.

>>17617861
I want to take a Wurm to the blackjack table and see if I can get rich.

Okay. I just got home after the hurricane with 2 new abandoned cats. Did I miss anything important other than the slug-slime MG over the last 2 days? Please let me know if you want a cat I can't take in any more.

>>17619301
There was a fire recently and we took in a kitty from there just a few weeks ago, sorry.
Oliver & Co. intensifies

>No confessional gloryhole
>You'll never be completely taken into the corruption fantasy of convincing an innocent human grill nun to give you relief
>Never knowing the whole church is secretly a hidden fallen church operation
>That innocent nun is a dark priest

Lambton Worm girl with great big teeth and a great big gob and great big googly eyes when?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep an eye out for loli Kakuens, they have a habit of climbing onto your back and falling asleep while you walk.

>>17619356
Don't worry anon. Around little monkeys I always leave my arms stretched out so they can swing on it instead of falling asslep.

>>17619331

>>17619375
Valentine is better.

>>17619374
Good man.

Be sure to keep those loli kakuen going lest they become chunky monkeys

>>17619375
>Go to church
>Nuns sitting in young bashful boys' laps, listening to their woes, pulling their heads into their bountiful bosoms, stroking their hair as they console them, telling them that their Lord has a plan
>While imperceptively wiggling their hips and grinding their fat asses on the young men's lap
>Priestess tutors, teaching the villagers to read and write, resting their huge tits on their shoulders and leaning over them to point out a spelling mistake
>Maid nuns diigently cleaning their churches in tight habits, bending all over the place to sweep under pews, tits bouncing as they hop on the tips of their toes to dust high places
Oh lord

>>17619407
Anon you are instilling within me a MIGHTY NEED
I want to be a boy taken in by these nuns, and I want it all

>>17619407
I don't have enough sweating man.jpgs for this

>>17619407
>Nuns sitting in young bashful boys' laps, listening to their woes, pulling their heads into their bountiful bosoms, stroking their hair as they console them, telling them that their Lord has a plan
>While imperceptively wiggling their hips and grinding their fat asses on the young men's lap

Sexual indulgence AND feeling reassured that everything is going to be okay? Sign me the fuck up! I'm seeing the light in Dark Nuns now!

>>17619407
And that's before they're corrupted. Hard to imagine the pent-up lust that would be unleashed with a fallen convent.

>>17619407
>Disgruntled old paladin comes in.
>"Sisters, I am wondering if you have any holy water to sell I-"
>Everyone freezes in place, looking at each other with shocked (and for some, Hungry) expressions on their faces.
>"I believe I've come to the wrong church, there's too much sin in this one to be mine."

>>17619428
Well at least he's courteous.

>>17619434
To be fair, you can't just go smiting townsfolk because they are inhuman and have a Nun fetish.

>>17619426
>And that's before they're corrupted
Dear god those are some lewd sisters then.
Its gonna be a mad dash to the boys, young men and single adults when they all monsterize into Dark Priests one night due to a Dark Valkyrie flying overhead on a blood moon.

>>17619435
>To be fair, you can't just go smiting townsfolk-
Stopped reading there

>>17619443
Arthas please.
You passed up tapping some prime sorceress waifu material to go get a sword.

>>17619428
>"Oh! Mighty Paladin!" The 'Head' Nun comes out smiling bewitchingly with plump lips, "Come in for rest and solace, our church is always... open." She sidles up to him and rests a dainty hand on his solid steel breastplate, "Why don't you come to my room and inspect my 'holy waters'? I'm sure you'll find something you like, forgive me for stating the obvious, but they are all so, so wet."

>>17618302
Que?

>>17619450
Frostmourne > Salty human sorceress. At lest his cursed sword never nagged him.

>>17619456
>"Mother Superior, water is, by its definition, wet. Also, this is fairly time sensitive as I need to concentrate a site before the dead rise and we are up to our eyes in skeletons."

>>17619466
Cursed sword also didn't have tits and wasn't a top tier girl that went crazy because Metzen a shit.

>>17619428
>>17619456
>Gettin too chivalrous for this shit

>>17619459
Are you braindead?

Be careful when leaving your Paladin-chans alone to look for supplies /jp/ there's been a spree of corruptions lately

>>17619472
>Cursed sword also didn't have tits
Hey, I'm a tit lover jut like any other man, but there's still merit in Frostmourne-chan even if she's flat. For one, she's tall and has thick, toned thighs

>>17619407
great now i have a nun fetish

>>17619426
>>17619438
>>17619407
>Sister Gladys gently rubbing a boy's thigh as he sits in her lap atop her thick thighs, stroking the back of his head as he sobs into her obscene bosom
>She doesn't have the words to comfort the now-orphan as he mourns his parents lost to plague
>She hugs him in tight, not even giving notice to how he's unmistakably getting physically aroused despite his emotional devastation, just wanting him to feel some comfort in this bleak existence they inhabit
>silently vows to herself to personally care for his every need from then on, whatever it may be, however she may help
>Lost in these thoughts, she lets slip an "I'll always love-" before catching herself and looking down into his crying eyes, gulping but then committing to it
>"I'll always love and keep you safe, anon. There is a plan for you yet- I have to believe it."
>He hugs her tighter and his breath somewhat calms down as she returns to stroking his hair
Mixin it up

>>17619481
Better late than never, welcome to the club, we got veils

>>17619485
Jesus that's sweet

>>17619477
I'm not quite sure what you mean by "wasting" in this case. That /was/ a reaction image, right?

>>17619492
Yes you moron.

>>17619485
>Nun transforming into Dark Priest Nun and engaging in /ss/ healing for a young orphan
The best faps are the ones with a heart to em

>>17619503
That still doesn't quite explain the usage of the word "waste," then.

>>17619301

I love cats, but I have three dogs and I'm also allergic.

>>17619485
Though sad now, that boys future will be compensated by being absolutely filled with joy. Loving nursing handjobs, gentle reverse cowgirl, and all the meaty eyecandy a boy could ever want to look at as his nun corrupts into a full fledged dark priest and fulfills her vow to him forever.

>>17619513
We have limited images and this thread doesn't look kindly on off topic images.
We're here to talk about monstergirls, not whatever's been dredged up from /b/.
Image unrelated, I just wanted to post Gyaru Cheshire.

>>17619537
You've got twice as many images to a thread as /tg/ does, so that's something at least. Anyway, that explains everything pretty much, thanks.

>>17619537

I'd follow her to hell and back.

So who would win in an awawa contest: Sea Slug or Wendigo?

>>17619586
Wendigo more consistently, but Tritonia could reach higher peaks of 'awawawa' when she loses her husband and blusters around looking for him when he's actually just being fucked by her tentacles while one plugs his mouth so he can't make any noise

>>17619537
Damn Chocolate Cats.

I bet Fallen Church orphanages are a prolific recruiting ground
>All the girls want to grow up to return the kindness and care the dark priestesses showed them, pasing it on to other orphans
>all the boys want to grow up big and strong to protect the dark priestesses who looked after, nurtured and loved them

>>17619603
Its a wholesome place like that. People helping people. Or monsters helping people, and monsters, and helping monsters and people.
Basically, there's alot of helping going on. And sex. Ho lawdy, fucking loads and loads of sex. Sweet, sweaty, helpful sex.

>>17619603
I want to be an innocent, virgin Monk in some isolated Monastery. Where one day, a P'Orc horde takes over, having their way with all the virgin, pacifist Monks that dwell there.

>>17619611
It's been awhile since I've seen this.

>You're a starving orphan by the roadside, watching apathetically as a hoard of monsters roll into your previously order occupied town
>When kings fight peasants die. But you're even lower than a peasant, so you're only worldly concern is how much food you can scrap, and how few ribs you can break when you get the shit kicked out of you for getting caught.
>It is a little worrisome though, they say monsters are stronger than a man
>Perhaps the beatings will get worse
>Every one passes you by, not bothering to look into the gloom of the deep alleyway to spot your shriveled, dirty figure
>Until a large carriage rolls by, flocked by armored knights and some oh so soft looking priestesses
>Not a one notices you, but for some reason the carriage stops before the opening of the alley, and out steps the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen, even despite the spaded tail gently waving behind her enormous rump
>She casts her bewitching gaze into the dark and her eyes fall upon you, making your heart clench
>She steps into the dark, and you react instinctively, scrambling back further into the gloom.
>Nothing good ever comes of being noticed
>You go to make a run for it when she points to you, and the shadows twist and curl, turning into shackles that bind you into place
>She continues the slow walk, her heels clapping against the stone pavement each one seeming to make your heart race faster and faster
>Finally she's before you, so close you can smell her, clean, sweet and comforting - a far cry from your own scent
>She casts her eyes over your emaciated form and smiles bitterly before reaching out to pull you into her embrace.
>The shadowy chains melt, returning to you your freedom, but in this woman's soft embrace, the last thing you want to do is run
>"It's okay my child. I'm here now. I won't let you hurt again. You won't have to hide in the dark again."
>Her words drip into your ears like warm honey filling your hears with sweetness, and your body with warmth
>She nestles your head against her breasts, and doesn't seem to care as you stain her cloth with tears and dirt

Little fox!

>>17619656
Continue
I need this

>>17619656
[x] Let Go

>>17619656
I smell the healing of the fallen god's faithful follower coming on
I'd cry into her bosom for a whole day in such a situation. Just letting it all out at the thought of all I'd had endured.

>>17619656
This would be pretty heartwarming if not for the fact you know the only reason she took an interest in that kid was because she was looking for a living dildo and he was the only option left.

>>17619656
Titty hugs are nice and all, but does she have any bread? If I'm starving, some food will go a lot further than some kind words.

>>17619688
Idea: eating bread off of her titties serving as plates.

>>17619688
Demonic energy replaces food.

>>17619581
That's how you end up walking out of an alleyway, dazed, drained and with a satisfied genki Cheshire Gyaru clinging to your arm.

>>17619602
What's the matter anon? Can't handle all that fat Cheshire ass?

All this posting about fat cats and cuddly girls made me realize something.
The EXTRA THICC meme finally died

>>17619685
Well, I'd imagine the Fallen Church doesn't require you to be altruistic, only that you do good. Further, even if Dark Priestess-chan was already married, no doubt she'd have a bunch of unwed sisters just waiting for the chance to care for a male urchin. For female urchins, I'd imagine that a Dark Priestess wouldn't mind inducting more members into the sisterhood, to spread the word of the Fallen God. Thus, there wouldn't be any hypocrisy on their part.

>>17619714
>no doubt she'd have a bunch of unwed sisters just waiting for the chance to care for a male urchin.
Oh wonderful, so instead of being a starving orphan the child gets to live life as a sex slave for a cult of hedonism.

>>17619734
Or, y'know, he gets to grow up with a Dark Priest childhood friend and take his adulthood rites with her.
You sound like an Order shill with all this "sex slave" and "Cult of Hedonism" shit anon.

>>17619740
I'm just speaking from my bitter and cynical viewpoint. Personally I just refuse to see any good in something that has sex occupying 90% of it's thoughts.

>>17619665
>Everything was a bit of a blur after that. Such compassion sucker punched you harder than that one baker you used to always steal from. You were understandably a bit emotionally overwrought.
>You remember her carrying you into her carriage, sitting you on her lap and then, not much after.
>You awaken to some muffled voiced and a subconscious tingle
>It's a rare sensation but not one you'd never felt before. Magic.
>Blearily you stir, and look around do find yourself still inside the carriage. It's stopped now and when you look up at the woman cradling you in her embrace you find her staring outside attentively, a little tense.
>"What's happening?" Your voice is weak and broken, barely a whisper. In fact you're sure you didn't even speak the last part of 'happening' but merely thought it. She smiles all the same and looks down at you, running her fingers through your filthy hair
>"Just doing some renovations, child." There's a muffled shout and a deep rumble, which makes the woman beam. "It seems to be a success. Come, this will be your home now. Our home."
>She takes your hand and gently leads you out of the carriage. The sunlight is harsh, but you adjust quickly, looking around to see a large group of paladins guarding a group of priestesses at the end of a ritual. Every one is smiling, and there's a faint white glow about the church.
>It shatters, melting up into the air to be replaced with a deep purple that shrouds over the building, giving it and the land an entirely different atmosphere, making it seem almost soothing.
>The woman places her hand on your shoulder and you turn to look up at her
>"Go inside, and follow this man," She points a graceful finger towards a nearby knight who straightens up upon hearing her, "I'll be with you shortly."
>She walks off and you stand a little awkwardly as the large knight saunters up to you
>"So. You're the little one she chose." He lifts the visor and looks over you with a gentle gaze before giving a soft smile, "Interesting. Very interesting. Follow me."
>You nod, and follow him into the building where he guides you through a few rooms, before coming to a stop before one. "Hm, everything seems to be prepared. Strip down, you can leave your clothes here." He hesitates for a moment, before shooting you a lecherous grin, "Do you best."
>With those cryptic parting words he leaves you to your privacy
>You're a little overwhelmed but you obediently follow his words, peeling the rags off your body before tentatively opening the door before you
>It's a steamy and tiled room and in the center of it is a large and foamy pool - the source of all the steam.
>You'd never seen one of course but you'd heard of it. This must be a bath. Putting two and two together, it's obvious that they intend for you to get in, and so you do so, hissing sharply as your toe touches the foamy hot waters
>It's almost scalding, hotter than anything you'd felt before, the hottest thing a pool of water that'd been left out in the sun for a day.
>You gradually adjust and slip into the water. There are steps to one side of the pool and depth at the other. You'd never learnt to swim and so you just stand awkwardly in hot chest high water, unsure of what to do, but feeling very relaxed
>A little while later you hear the sound of a door opening, and you turn to be struck dumb by the naked figure of the woman you'd brought you here.
>Her body is curvy, obscenely so, and its that much more obvious now that she stands before you without any clothes on. Gone are her habit and cowl, her long silky blonde hair resting over her shoulders, large breasts and down her back. Twin long ears part some of the soft trusses, and despite the hair falling down her chest, it does little to cover her huge breasts.
>Two light pink, puffy inverted nipples are visible behind the strands of hair, and your eyes naturally begin to drift down her body, from her flat almost toned belly, to her slim waist, wide hips and thick thighs.
>A little wave crashes into you as she slips into the water and smiles down into your eyes
>"Have you never had a bath like this before?" You shake your head no, and she takes your hand, guiding you to the steps.
>She takes a seat first and pulls you down to sit before her. "Come, we'll have to get you nice and clean before we put you in some fresh clothes." She leans forwards, making your heart thunder in your chest as her soft breasts spill up against your back and over your shoulders. One of her arms wraps about your chest and the other she holds out before you, a curved block appearing, floating above her hand
>Her hair tickles your skin as she puts her lips to your ear, "This is soap. The water is full of it, but this is what you use to clean yourself with."
>She dips the block into the water and then puts it against your skin, rubbing it over your chest and leaving foamy trails in its wake.

>Growing up in a Fallen God orphanage
>Nuns and older boys pray everyday, multiples times
>They cry tears of happiness and experience complete bliss every time
>Onee-san keeps telling me I am not "wise" enough to participate in prayer yet
>I can't wait to grow up to make my onee-san as happy as the nuns who get to pray

Useful information: https://philpapers.org/archive/SINPG

>>17619862
I ain't fuckin' readin' that.

TL;DR?

>>17619912
That ':<'

>>17619912
That fox is doing everything right.
>Thigh highs
>Garter straps
>One piece lingerie
>Long gloves
>Lots of tails

>>17619862
Give me a quick rundown

Every day I wake up and am saddened to know I have no basilisk waifu to hug.

>>17620005
She feels the same way, I assure you.

>>17619959
and smug

I need the support and comfort only a reptile can provide during these long nights spent writing briefs and reading case books/reporters.

>>17620054
It really would be nice, wouldn't it? Having a caring, motherly Lamia hug you from behind and whisper in your ear "Fairchild v Glenhaven Funeral Services was a hard case that made bad law."

>>17620035
I want to walk up to a Basilisk, look her right in the eyes, and tell her I love her more than anything in the world.

>>17620071
That is a one-way ticket to marriage with 5 children.

>>17620067
>>17620054
Can you guys pass a law making monster bitches real then, or what

>>17620086
We've got Ted Cruz liking porn on Twitter, it's only a matter of time until we meme monster girl legislation onto the Senate floor.

>>17620054
>Oklahoma in the Pacific Reporter
>Illinois in the North Eastern Reporter
>Kentucky in the South Western Reporter

The state designations in the reporters make no fucking sense.

>>17620102
We oklahomans are obv. on the pacific coast.

>Your Shoggoth maid will never secretly replace the workings of your middle and inner ears so she can not only hear what you hear, but talk to you no matter how much distance there is between the two of you

>>17620102
Her eye is like a big, beautiful jewel!

>>17620076
Make it 7 and she has herself a deal

>>17620116
>Thinking she will only replace your ear
She will slowly make you sink into the deepest Abyss of madness until your body and mind can barely be discerned from hers.

>>17620141
Lewd.

>>17620093
>We've got Ted Cruz liking porn on Twitter,
what

>>17620231
Some porn tweet got liked on Ted Cruz's Twitter and everyone is having autistic fits about it, even though it's most likely a hack.

>>17620236
Oh I hope that's not a hack because that's hilarious.

>>17620236
I only remember some jew politician posting a pic with an open tab of distance hentai

>>17620257
Kikenwald isn't a politician.

>>17620067
piddle, are you a legal worker?

>>17620309
Studying for the bar exam. The only thing left that keeps me going is Latenight. If he can retain his sense of humour while still being in practice, then surely there's hope left.

God dammit I love snakes.

>>17620035
Holding hands with a basilisk must feels quite nice.

>>17620354
Saying that is a good way to get a shirohebi interested in you.

>>17620381
One can only be so lucky.

>>17620357
Making babies with basilisks feels even better.

>>17620204
No point delaying then.

>>17620401
Love making with fierce eye contact would be too good with a basilisk. I'd also love to buy some glasses and masks for her since she is so used to using them.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/YuriDoki2/534544/Gremlin-and-new-machine

Well that's one way of using her inventions.

>>17620333
>Pally Crane, what can I do for you son?

>>17620440
The best way, to be precise.

>>17620357
>>17620401
Basilisks lose all self control when their mask comes off. Not that it's a bad thing.

>>17620453
The best way is when it malfunctions, surpasses the limit it's supposed to reach and she can't turn it off.

Seeing a gremlin cry from the pleasure overdose and being desmugged by her own machine would be great.

>>17619664
Something's not right with that fox. It doesn't seem very lewdable.

>>17620459
If those beautiful eyes stared at me I'd lost control too, so I'm sure we would have a really nice time.

>>17620465
That goes without saying. I assumed that image depicts the pre-malfunction state.

>>17620440
>This is how lonely Gremlins spend their free time
She is going to ahegao so hard the first time she gets a real dick. She will act smug and confident from all the machine training she did, only for her to be thoroughly bred.

Sneks are not important.

>>17620480
What about undead sneks?

>>17620480
They are. Though I still think lizards and the like are better.

>>17619910
>>17619986
This is actually a really funny, silly paper.

TL;DR: If modal realism is true, your Waifu is actually out there somewhere, does love you, and it's philosophically sound for you to love her back. But ONLY if she's immortal. Which I think ever MGE girl is with enough Demonic Energy. I could see a Lich writing this.

A summary using only shortened quotes from the article:

>Reality consists not only of our universe, but countless other universes.
>According to modal realism, every possible way that a universe could be is instantiated by one of these ‘possible worlds.’
>The reason we never meet residents of other worlds is that they’re as stuck in their worlds as we are in ours. Their worlds and ours aren't connected.
>If modal realism is true, can I have a loving relationship with someone from another possible world?
>The answer is yes.

>Given that every world is real, there are many possible girls out there pining for a boy who fits exactly my description.
>I just have to pick the girl who has the properties I’ve stipulated.
>Immortal with eternally youthful beauty
>Lovable

(Prepare for Lich-chan to start rambling)

>She sings a microphysical description of all the differences between my world and hers
>Can translate between the microphysical properties and the macrophysical ones
>Expresses intense desire for the boy fitting my description in the closest world that fits the specifications in her song
>Of all the closest worlds containing girls who fit this description, she is the one in the world that fits the Alphabetical Stipulation.

(And end rambling)

>There is a way to get love letters from your possible girlfriend.
>(And it is so fucking complex it won't fit in this summary).

>A modal realist interested in otherworldly kisses might find he wants a relationship with an impossible girl.
>(You shoggoth fucker.)

>One might wonder whether a trans-world relationship, without causal interaction, can count as love.
>Lewis’ view allows that I can have attitudes towards possible individuals, and that possible individuals can have similar attitudes towards me.
>This is not a problem for trans-world love.

>Do the arguments in this paper, if sound, give anyone a reason to accept modal realism?
>No.
>Then I thought of my possible girlfriend, and smiled at the thought of someone out there who loved me
>And desired to be loved by me.

>>17620474
>She is going to ahegao so hard the first time she gets a real dick.
Duh. I'm pretty sure devices that enhance their sensitivity are among the first things burgeoning Gremlin mechanics make.

>>17619611
Wasnt there a story on that?

>>17620489
Cold and clammy sneks are also not important.

>>17620614
Not him, but all snakes are cold, and undead grills aren't clammy.

>>17620660
Except undead clams.

>>17620660
>undead grills aren't clammy.
Undead Tritonias.

>>17620680
>Undead Clams
What is this, I don't even.

>>17620689
We've had a new girl for a few days and already you plan to take her life and defile her corpse by turning it into an aberration of the natural order.
Do go on.

>>17620507
I get it but I don't get it

>>17620507
So what you're saying is that we have hope.

>>17620760
because of multi-verse, waifu-fags aren't retarded

>>17620769
i say it's about 50/50

>>17620698
>aberration of the natural order
Wow, rude. Just because her colors are a bit more dim and she floats around listlessly in search of affection, doesn't mean you have to say things like that.

>>17620531
Married Gremlins make even crazier machines once they got a taste of their husband.
Have you ever heard of tool assisted mating press?

>>17620781
Now I feel less silly for going in all those Hypercrisis threads on /co/.
>>17620787
A colony consisting of Sea Slimes, Flow Kelps, Tritonias and their hubbies floating along sea currents when?

>>17620797
just because they use difficult words doesn't mean they're right

>>17620507
>But ONLY if she's immortal.
Consequently doesn't that imply that to her you are not real considering you're not immortal.

>>17620819
Rejoice, Anon Ymous.

>>17620829
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

>>17619912
>Needs more pure girls.gif

>>17620507
The letter thing can end up cringy and convoluted depending on how alien your waifu's thought process and speech are.
When you put words into your waifu's mouth (or pen) you have to carefully select her vocabulary and sentence structure or else you're simply talking to yourself in a messed up self-incest fashion.

If your waifu is a chaos or a Wonderland species don't even try it. If she is one of the Wilder more monstrous species you can try though I advice against it. If she is fairly vanilla and civilized then go ahead.

>>17617898
How would monster moms interact with their sons?
>Anubis mom furious that her son escaped rather than doing his homework
>Wight confused as to why her son thinks classical opera is 'boring' and keeps dancing to EDM
>Siren mom unable to understand her son's fascination with rap music
>Demon mom frustrated that her boy is not into law
>Umi Osho mom confused and secretly worried as to why her son keeps chasing other boys away from his sister
>Dragon mom has to console her son that even though he can't breathe fire, or lob boulders or fly that he is equal to his sisters in her eyes
>Hellhoud mom worried that she may be setting a bad example for her son after the teacher calls her in to report bullying

Do you ever see an image, and feel compelled to write something about it?
https://pastebin.com/cNSKtc7z

>>17620982
Yes. Also captcha says "ADVENTURE". Is this a sign?

>>17620986
no, this is a post

>>17620995
ABANDON YOUR POSTS

>>17620999
NEVER

>>17621003
Then will you make like the gods of old and knock up that Frost Giant?

>>17621008
NEVER SHALL I SURRENDER

>>17621015
I think that's enough of that. Time for reading.

>>17620970
>Sirens
I forgot that Idol Harpies even existed.

>Echidna mom worried that her son isn't getting along with his sisters
>Kikimora mom frustrated that her son is NEETing it up in his filthy room
>Ryu mom confused as to why her son keeps working at her dilapidated shrine instead of finding a place with better job prospects

>>17620970
>>Wight confused as to why her son thinks classical opera is 'boring' and keeps dancing to EDM
It's because she raised an Alp. The fuck is the boy's father doing? Does he not have one?

>>17620832
I wish to corrupt the morals of that monoeye.

>>17620970
>Anubis mom has sex with him
>Wight mom has sex with him
>Siren mom has sex with him
>Demon mom has sex with him
>Umi Osho mom has sex with him
>Dragon mom has sex with him
>Hellhoud mom has sex with him

>>17621039
Try offering her some Mapo tofu.

>>17620832
Have you ever seen the rarest monster, the monoeye offshoot the duoeye?

>>17621069
yes, it looks weird as fuck thou

>>17621042
>*Unless they have husbands already

>>17621042
>you will never have an abusive mom that brings her older friends over and they all gangrape you.

remember just because your a wizard doesn't mean you have to be squishy

>>17621042
Not all monster girls adopt boys to indulge in a semi-incestual relationship
You also have the ones who adopt boys to marry them to their daughter, and the ones who simply wish to experience motherhood early.

>>17621042
All mothers are single?

>>17621114
Depends on the prevalence, strength, and reliability of body enhancement magic in setting.

>>17621042
Only if they're single and yandere Jocasta types.

The fact that I don't have a yandere snek that keeps me from leaving the house by coiling up around me at all times right now makes me very sad.

>>17621114
I ain't no wizard.
I am a warrior.

>>17621155
My condolences.

>>17621116
>>17621128
>>17621149
Let's be honest here, if a single monster adopts a male human, that's how it's going to end up. Same goes for single human males adopting monstergirls. Even if it wasn't the original intention, someone's morals are going to crumble sooner or later.

>>17621155
I'm thief and archer. But tonight I'm dinner for wolf.
[Pls post cute wolfus/spoiler]

I like the idea of a Traveling salamander and lizardwoman that treat each other like sisters

>>17621181
it would be immoral not to take care of adopted mgs when they go into heat though

>>17621181
I'll have you know, I'm a bastion of moral integrity.

>>17620982
Line 14
>it's mouth wide open
It should be "its". I'm feeling kind of lazy about proofreading and commenting and critiquing right now, but I'll give you at least this much, effendi.

>>17621181
What if the monster moral crumbles and she becomes pure?
Yeah, right. This is a good joke.

>>17621237
i want to turn a succubus into a pure 50s like trophy wife that refuses to even show her knees outside of the bedroom

>>17620829
We don't know that for sure. I might be immortal. I haven't died before.

Alternatively, if we assume she is in love with your spirit and not necessarily your physical body, then your soul is immortal as it, depending on which religion is correct, either continues on in the afterlife or is reincarnated.

>>17621181
I have to admit that it would be really hard for a momster not to jump at her adopted son when he constantly reeks of delicious mana from his repeated masturbation, but I truly believe that a motherly love is stronger than lust.
Problem only arises in the case where the momster believes that lust=love similar to the beliefs of Eros species.

>>17621197
That's what childhood friends are for.
Go take care of a CC in heat like any respectable man would.

>>17621278
>two people love each other but live in different realities and keep dying and being reborn in different alternate universes to get to each other eventually
Oh dear.

>>17621197
Unless you're planning on marrying her, you're just ruining her for the guy who marries her.

>>17621155
>>17621160
>>17621183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WODPDz7jFvc

I want to headpat a loli valkyrie.

>>17621155
Are you a booty warrior?

>>17621183
You are apparently a terrible thief and therefore deserve all the wolf rape coming your way.

>>17621327
That's a benign enough wish. Just don't make any promises about becoming her hero.

>>17621334
I got caught on purpose so I could steal their hearts. Step it up senpai.

>>17621327
I wonder what a flustered girl sounds like in ancient Norse.

>>17621230
That one always gets me.

>>17621327
Watch out Anon, this is how you end up with a teenage Valkyrie who rushed and aced her training years just so that she could become your designated angel early.
Do not disappoint her.

>>17621344
>>17621334
>>17621183
Why not something good, like Lizards?

>>17621355
Thulsa Doom pls go.

>>17621355
I thought you said "good."

>>17621344
Sounds like excuses to me.
>I-I wanted to be their chew/fuck toy. Yupp, all according to plan.

>>17620982
Mental domination is always much more intriguing than physical.

>>17621355
Lizards are fine too. Just hope their tails don't come off.

>>17621367
Stockholm syndrome kicks in at around the second faceride.

>>17621391
I like that song

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64927184

Cute yeti.

>>17621410
Why do yetis all rook same?

>>17621410
She seems very enthusiastic about sharing some body heat.

>>17619808
I was still enjoying it anon. You should make a full story of this. It's really relaxing so far and inverted puffy nips are hot as hell

>>17621155
I'm a BOOTY WAHRIAH

>>17621419
No point in0 deviating from perfection

>>17621355
That lizard looks like an old woman trying out her outfit from when she was an adventurer.

>>17621446
Before she took an arrow to the knee?

>>17621438
Depictions of what other members of the species sound nice since the same old profile Yeti keeps getting drawn ad-nauseum.

>>17621334
A tiny naked wolf like that can't rape! All she can do is get raped, especially with a pose like that!

>>17621358
>>17621364
>>17621446
>>17621450

>>17621462
Keikaku doori

>>17621462
All wolves can rape, at most she'll need some help from her pack mates.

>>17621473
Lizardmen are generic brand to the Salamanders name brand.

>>17621473
What's she gonna do, stab me?

>>17621446
Or a lizard that has went undefeated so long she's become a CC.

>>17621478
I don't know anon, she looks pretty alone to me.

>>17621462
>another sucker lured in my the runt of the pack
They keep falling for it.

>>17621429
Didn't think any one was reading. Went and did something else for a while

>>17619808
>You don't say anything, strangely tense as you sit there and let her rub her hands all over your body
>Any thoughts that form don't last long, either carried away on the sweet sounds and smells of her breath by your ear and the strange heat that rises its way up to your face
>She lifts your arms up and runs the soap along every inch of skin, before pushing your forward lightly to let the soap run along your back
>The source of the tension doesn't come clear until the bar of soap makes its way down your belly and to your inner thighs
>Her light giggle makes it clear she knows what she's doing as she skirts about the area, slowly getting closer
>You're rock solid by the time her fingers brush up against you and you take in a sharp gasp
>"Oh?" Her fingers dance lightly along the underside, "What's this?" they slowly curl about your girth, taking your erection in a gentle grip that begins to glide up and down your length.
>Her free hand traces a ling up your chest and throat, before a finger lands on your chin and pushes it up, tipping your head back. She leans in further, and gives your jaw a little kiss
>"It looks like I've made you a little 'excited'."
>You give her a small nod and she giggles, "I'm so sorry. Here, let me give you a hand."
>The wordplay isn't lost on you as her grip tightens around your prick, but between the feel of her soft hands pumping at you and the mind melting sensation of her tongue at your ear you don't get too long to think on it.
>With one hand wrapped around your cock and another tracing about your chest, her lips and tongue at your ear and her tail slinking out to coil about your balls and give them an affectionate squeeze, it's only a pitifully short moment before you stain the soapy waters.
>You roughly swallow, your mouth dry, and whisper an apology
>"It's all right. It's okay to feel good. And it's not over. But now it's your turn to clean me."
>She spreads her legs wider and leans back leisurely, presenting her body before you
>You grab at the soap that had been floating, abandoned in the water, and look over the dark priestess, your breath growing a little ragged
>Carefully, you reach down and place the soap against her soft stomach, careful that your fingers don't brush her, as if she were some perfect porcelain vase
>That idea doesn't last too long. She grabs your hand and smiles at you, "You now what? There's enough soap in the water. It's best if you use your hands."
>You nod a little dumbly, your heart thundering in your ears as you reach out and touch her belly. It's soft but there's a hardness underneath, signs of a somewhat athletic lifestyle.
>You look up at her face, judging her expression s you slowly slide your hands up her body, but she does nothing but tip her head back with a happy smile, even as your singers sink into, and lift up her large breasts
>In fact her smile grows wider.
>You don't notice your own arousal as you focus on groping her breasts and circling around her inverted nipples with your thumbs - not until the tip of your cock presses against her belly anyhow
>You jolt but she only shoots you a mischievous look "Don't get ahead of yourself, that's to 'cleaning' and rubbing up into somewhere else."
>You nod, and focus your attentions back onto her breasts, slipping a finger into her nipple, and giving the hidden bud a rub, making the woman gasp.
>Satisfied, you momentarily take your attentions from her breast, and rub your hands over the rest of her upper body, from her armpits to her biceps and forearms
>You run your fingers past her wrist, missing the faint blush the comes to her cheeks as your fingers intertwine with hers before receding back down her arms towards her breasts. You give them another squeeze before sending your hands down her belly towards her thighs
>She spreads her legs further and rolls her hips forward lightly. The soap obscured the view slightly, but you can still make out her puffy, hairless vulva
>You put a stop on your impatience to touch and fondle, and instead do what she did, focusing on her thighs first, and then her inner thighs before sliding your hands lower, mapping out every inch of tight springy muscle.
>Finally, you bring your hands gliding back up her inner thighs, not teasing her this time, and instead running your fingers along the slit, watching her reactions a little apprehensively
>Her reactions are good. She bites her lip, pushes her hips against your hand and moans, but she doesn't really react until your fingers reach the top, and brush across her clit
>She jolts, her soft tit-flesh wobbling pleasantly as she lets out a gasp
>Smiling, you go to run your fingers down her entrance again, seeking to prod and intrude when she tips her head forward to look at you, grabbing your hand
>"Uh uh, it's time for you to use something else."

>>17621450
Anon, no!

>>17621473
Accidentaly insulting a lizard must be a horrible mistake. All that I could hope for is defending myself well enough that she would be up for a fuck, and maybe prove that she is still young.

>>17621453
It would be nice actually to see different depictions of a yeti or any other girl but artists seem to just go the easy route using the original design instead of making a new style that looks good and still looks close to the original girl. Just got to hope that someone actually draws something different for a girl or commission a new look for a girl for something original

>>17621497
Busy but still reading. I'm invested.

>>17621519
>Anon avoids trashing and even gets some lizard snu-snu out of the situation
>remarks on her unexpected youthful vigor afterwards
>[angry lizard noises]

>>17621497
>handholding
Is this what the Church of the Fallen God condones? This blatant obscenity cannot be allowed to stand without accompanying penetration. Keep writing mate,

>>17621525
Oddly similar.

>>17621557
In what way?

Dare you enter the LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM?

>>17621539
Well shit. I guess I would have a very annoyed lizard in my hands. Nothing some cuddles and making her feel young can fix I hope.

Goddamn she sounds extremelly fun and cute though.

>>17621581
Why? What's in it for me?

>>17620381
>tfw Anon likes me

>>17621597
Glory, fame, treasure, romance and White Worm daughterus!