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17613268 No.17613268 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy Patchy

>> No.17613310

>>17613268
I want to grab patchy by the head and cream her pussy without apology

>> No.17613459

I, Patchy

>> No.17613503
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17613503

Patchy is not for lewd!

>> No.17613517

>>17613459
What are the three laws of Patchouli?

>> No.17613540

>>17613517
I, Only those who truly love Pachouli will meet her one day.
II, Be nice to the Pachouli. Fight Pachouli and she will fight back.
III, Thou shall not lewd the Pachouli. Pachouli is for soft hugs, and assisting alongside Koakuma, who will be your energetic, but best friend.

>> No.17613630

pocket patchy?

>> No.17613700
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17613700

>>17613268

>> No.17613805

>>17613503
WHAT IS SHE FOR THEN???

>> No.17613811

>>17613805
Soft hugs

>> No.17613816

>>17613268
I would use that eyepatch after.

>> No.17613830
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17613830

>> No.17613892

>>17613268
I want to mukyu both Flatchouli and Fatchouli at the same time.

>> No.17613900

>>17613268
Someone bring ham

>> No.17614083

>>17613268
gimme dat snatchy

>> No.17614098
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17614098

Is this a patchouli thread?

>> No.17614109
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17614109

>>17614098
You might be on to something

>> No.17614176

>>17614098
I was hoping for a pun thread but I also expected 0 replies, so whatever.

>> No.17614192

https://exhentai.org/g/1113577/dc265c4bce/

This is the PERFECT amount of softness for Patchuppa.

>> No.17614260

>>17614192
Patchouli is a fat midget moeblob!

>> No.17616369
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17616369

>>17614260
Patchouli is lovely.

>> No.17617460

>>17614260
But she's both

>> No.17617736 [SPOILER] 
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17617736

yo!

>> No.17617783

>>17617736
Keeper of the darkest secrets of the blackest magick.

>> No.17617789
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>>17617736

>> No.17617828
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17617828

Hold my Patche for a moment

>> No.17617863

>>17617736
Blachouli!

>> No.17617874

>>17617736
Neat

>> No.17617932
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17617932

Jesus christ it's so thin. This shouldn't be legal.

>> No.17617940

>>17613268
This is a blue board. How come OP isn't banned by posting such obscenity (Patchy's exposed navel)

>> No.17618061

I want to finger Patchouli's stinky butthole!

>> No.17618067
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17618067

>>17617940
Define "exposed."

>> No.17621270
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>>17618067

>> No.17621909

I want to lick Patchy's pretty pussy until she comes on my face!

>> No.17621978

>>17617736
negromancer

>> No.17622512
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17622512

Strong Patch

>> No.17623450

>>17622512
Patchouli is unmovable!

>> No.17623562

>>17617736
The dark arts can change one

>> No.17625304

>>17613268
where were you when you realized there was no bad Patchouli porn?

>> No.17628405

>>17625304
her porn is all either tentacle demons or some servant guy fugging her.

>> No.17635689
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17635689

PatColle

>> No.17635816

>>17617828
I wish I had my own pocket patche
(or a pocket Ran, both are good)

>> No.17635874
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17635874

>>17635816

>> No.17635884

>>17614098
only a fat blob like patchouli could eat curry and a donut at the same time

>> No.17635892

>>17622512
>implying 1/10th of Patchy's weight could move her like that

>> No.17637098

>>17617736
This is actually pretty good

>> No.17637151

>>17613517
1. I gotta have a good meal
2. I'm a magician who loves to snooze
3. I hate alram clocks

>> No.17637963

>>17635874
I want to poke her cheeks and feed her with small pieces of sweets.

>> No.17642811
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17642811

Patchuchu

>> No.17642825
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17642825

>>17642811
Fatchubchub

>> No.17644857
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17644857

AHOY ME MATEYS

>> No.17649441
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17649441

>> No.17649495

I like Patchy because she's a fat asthmatic nerd like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends ;_;

>> No.17649715
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17649715

>>17649495
We're your friends, anon. We're always here for you.

>> No.17655139
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17655139

Boo!

>> No.17655875 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.17655931
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17655931

>>17655139
Stop that.

>> No.17661693

>>17655875
gross

>> No.17661845
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17661845

>>17655931
KOA DOWN!
KOA DOWN!

>> No.17662402
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17662402

>>17661845
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1428651

>> No.17662846
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17662846

>>17661693
Pleb.

>> No.17662853
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17662853

>>17662402
Don't be so butthurt about clumsy Koa, setz.

>> No.17672506
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17672506

Why is Koa so perverted?

>> No.17683553

>>17672506
her master is just too lewd

>> No.17684759

>>17644857
requesting patchy the pirate cosplaying as patchouli

>> No.17685948
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17685948

>>17672506
I wish I was Patche's tiny assistant who she did lewd things to. Like in pic related.

>> No.17686193

>>17613268
I would rape that tummy

>> No.17686606
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17686606

>>17685948
I think it's safe to say that your fantasy is something that we all desire.

>> No.17687016

>>17686606
You want to be tiny and kept in Patchouli's pantyhose?

>> No.17687144
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17687144

>>17687016
You don't?

>> No.17687214
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17687214

>>17686606
You think incorrectly.

>> No.17687515
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17687515

>>17687144
I do, very much so.

>> No.17689233

>>17685948
How yummy would her soles be?

>> No.17693369

fucking footfags

>> No.17694093
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17694093

>>17693369

>> No.17694126

So, I heard this rumor that Patchy was stinky. Is this true?

>> No.17694137
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17694137

Patchy smells like books and cinnamon!

>> No.17695453
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17695453

>>17694126
No

>> No.17698329

pedo pedo

>> No.17698469

(noun)chouli
(verb)chouli
(adjective)chouli

>> No.17698493

>>17644857
Eyepatchouli
EYE Divine Choulimancy

>> No.17698666
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17698666

>>17698469
(Chō)chouli

>> No.17698853
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17698853

>>17694126
Patchouli has a very distinct odour.

>> No.17702837
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17702837

>>17698493
You got me some patchouzof.

>> No.17702865

>>17702837
Post more eye.

>> No.17704582
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17704582

>>17702865
I'd love to mod some 2hu models onto EYE.

>> No.17705168
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17705168

>> No.17705188
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17705188

>>17705168

>> No.17705193
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17705193

>>17705188

>> No.17705196
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17705196

>>17705193
What do Patche's slippers smell like?

>> No.17705421

>>17705196
Patchouli

>> No.17705475
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17705475

>>17705421

>> No.17710254
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17710254

>>17705196
Pheromones.

>> No.17710274

https://exhentai.org/g/1116469/a91ffad89b/
I just masturbated to this Patchuppa

>> No.17715713

>>17710274
That guy is rude as fuck

>> No.17722922

>>17710254
cute animation

>> No.17725076
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17725076

>>17710254
>Pheromones.

>> No.17725100

Paizuri knowledge

>> No.17732160

>>17698853
That's a really cute look for her

>> No.17739206
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>> No.17739262

You need to go ease on the bigmacs, fatso.

>> No.17739263

Is patchy the lewdest and cutest 2hu?

>> No.17739794

>>17739263
no, thats remi

>> No.17740437
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17740437

Dating Patchy!

She's madly in love with you! You're all she thinks about! She even has cute, dorky schlick fantasies about you!

>> No.17740458
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17740458

This is my absolute favorite image of all time! ALL TIME!

These are the cutest feets ever drawn! Patchouli's feet are just so CUTE! I want to rub my face in them! I want to stare at them until Patchy blushes and puts socks on in embarrassment! I want to smell them - I bet they smell like her sweat with some of her body lotion mixed in! I want to rub them! I love Patchouli's cute smelly warm moist soft ticklish sweaty stinky blushing feet!

>> No.17741884
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17741884

>>17740458

>> No.17749935 [DELETED] 

>>17741884
Does she have like really gross tonails that curl over because she's too lazy to ever clip them?

>> No.17749939 [DELETED] 

>>17749935
>>>17741884
Does she have like really gross toenails that curl over because she's too lazy to ever clip them or something?

>> No.17749944

>>17741884
Does she have like really gross toenails that curl over because she's too lazy to ever clip them or something?

>> No.17750127
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17750127

>>17749944
No

>> No.17750183

>>17749944

she's got twelve toes

>> No.17750200

>>17750183
And I'm going to suck and kiss every single one of them.

>> No.17750293
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17750293

>> No.17755331

>>17750293
Patchoulap

>> No.17756842
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17756842

Sex with Patchy!

>>17750127
Patchy's feet! Her soft, cute, pink, pale, warm, moist, ticklish, tiny, smelly feets!

>> No.17762323
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17762323

Patchy .. Patchy

>> No.17762346

>>17756842
Patchy's feet don't smell!

>> No.17766049
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17766049

>>17704582
You're tempting me
Don't tempt me

>> No.17772087
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17772087

cute

>> No.17772200
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17772200

>>17613268
Fatchy~

>> No.17772410

>>17662846
Get the fuck outta here already, Char. Don't you have Zabis to kill or something?

>> No.17772520

>>17772410
That's Quatro, anon.

>> No.17772701

>>17772520
Oh shit, you're right, my mistake. Two completely different people.

>> No.17772831
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17772831

>>17772087
Wh-what is that?

>> No.17772925
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17772925

>>17772200
What would Patchy's milk taste like?

>> No.17773698
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17773698

>>17766049
This weird dream again, deja vu!

>> No.17773750

Fuck you Patchouli I hope you have a shitty day tomorrow

>> No.17777257

>>17698853
more like Patchy loli amirite?

>> No.17777638

>>17613805
To dodge.

>> No.17778095
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17778095

>>17772831
erotic audio with patchy

>> No.17779243

>>17772925
Patchouli

>> No.17780284

>>17617736

patchouli the black mage
listens to hip hop and stuff

>> No.17781222

>>17780284
He probably listens to Touhou jazz or something.

>> No.17785688

Literally having SEX with Patchy! Taking her on a date, and staring lovingly into each other's eyes, knowing that when you get back you are going to put your penis inside Patchouli's cute, warm, sticky, gooey vagina!

>> No.17785782
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>>17785688
This gets me excited.

>> No.17786892

the patchouli

>> No.17786973
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17786973

>>17786892
Where's the patchouli dude? You promised me flowers and you better deliver.

>> No.17787170

>>17705168
This is the perfect patchy, anymore than this and it ruins her image.

>> No.17788004
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17788004

>>17787170

>> No.17794494

>>17778095
>>17772087
How would you feel if someone put the CD in but didn't align the images?

>> No.17794574

>>17613268
Is there a picture of Patches and Patchouli? i'm too lazy to search right now

>> No.17794650

>>17686193
Explain further.

>> No.17794659

>>17794650
1. penis
2. bellybutton
Figure it out.

>> No.17794703

>>17794574
>Patches
What do you mean?

>> No.17794770

Do you think Patchouli would fall in love with a human, assuming you somehow managed to meet her out and about or sneak into the library?

>> No.17794773

>>17794703
Patches from DS series, the names are similar so i thought someone had made pic with both of them.

>> No.17794908

>>17794773
DS series?

>> No.17796119

>>17794908
Dark Souls, basically a crossover picture.

>> No.17796152

>>17796119
Oh. Isn't that usually called souls series?

>> No.17796268
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>>17796152
Now that i realize, it is.

>> No.17798960
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17798960

Cute!

>> No.17800786
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17800786

>>17798960
Bloomers are too qt

>> No.17802960

>>17800786
They are the finest.

>> No.17807135

>>17798960
She doesn't really look good with glasses

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17808523

>>17807135

>> No.17808617
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17808617

Patchy may have a very lewd body hiding beneath all those clothes.

>> No.17812657

>>17808617
looks painful

>> No.17817163

>>17613268
TOO THIN

>> No.17817967
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17817967

Say something nice to this witch.

>> No.17817994

>>17817967
"At least there are some worthless pervs who would consider even that level of lardass to be attractive."

>> No.17819161

>>17817967
"You remind me of Patchouli, who is a cute witch but smaller than you. Do you know where she is?"

>> No.17819214

>>17817967
Paizuri!

>> No.17819231

>>17819161
She is in the past, before the Portuguese introduced chocolate to gensoukyou

>> No.17824669

Patchouli: She's the Girl With the Vagina!

>> No.17832446
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17832446

>>17824669
Patchouli pussy!
Catchouli!

>> No.17833508
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17833508

>>17817967
I love your curves, lady.

>> No.17839035
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17839035

>>17833508
Careful there. Your Patchy looks like she's about to have an asthmatic fit.

>> No.17840405

>>17613310
I want to grab patchy by the head and cream her mouthpussy without apology

>> No.17840748

>>17794770
No. Patchy is above humans.

>> No.17840879

>>17840748
An average human could beat Patchy up.

>> No.17840891

>>17840879
Patche needs to work out.

>> No.17841116

>>17840405
I want to grab patchy by the head and cream her throatpussy without apology

>> No.17843511
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17843511

>>17840891
I second to this notion.

>> No.17843888
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17843888

>>17839035
Better raise her legs so blood will keep on her head!

>> No.17843919

>>17613268
I want to see Patchy wearing a diaper.

>> No.17844052

>>17840891
No. Patchouli is not Patchouli without her sleepy face.

>> No.17844079
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17844079

>>17843511
>I second to this notion
>to
>>17843888
>so blood will keep on her head!
>on

Gentlemen, your ESL is showing. Please keep in mind that this is a well-articulated board with no room for linguistic ineptitude.

>> No.17844097
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>>17843919
For what purpose?

>> No.17844229
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mating press the patchy!!

>> No.17844345
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>>17844229
>>17844317

>> No.17846357

>>17844097
Cause its sexy.

>> No.17846717

>>17843888
She knows you're looking at her feet.

>> No.17846761

>>17846717
Why would she care?

>> No.17847294
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>>17846717
Of course I am, it looks soooo yummy!

>> No.17847364
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>>17846357
Why?

>> No.17847694
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I want to prone bone Patchy while she's busy reading, gradually taking her attention away from the book leading to hours of hot, sweaty sex.

And once it's all said and done, she looks at me sort of taken back, and mentions that she was at a good part.

>> No.17848973
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>>17846761

>> No.17853327

>>17847694
I want to lick all the cum off Patchy's ass.

>> No.17855948
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>>17853327
Wew, anon.

>> No.17860225
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>>17853327
Is that so?

>> No.17860704

>>17860225
P-patch...oulumia?

>> No.17861258
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>>17860704
Patchling

>> No.17861291
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>>17861258
Meichouli

>> No.17861407
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>>17861291
Patchilia Knowlet

>> No.17861418
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Sip

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>>17860225

>> No.17864134
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Chubby Patchy is obsessed with me and wants to date me! She wants to be my girlfriend so bad! I want to make chubby Patchouli feel bad about her body, and depressed because I would never date her!

I would be talking with my bros while Patchy is there, and we would be talking about girls! I would then mention a girl who is of average weight, and call her fat as fuck! Then Patchy would overhear it, and realize that she is way too fat for my standards, and I would never date her! Then she would go to her room and cry into her pillow!

I love bodyshaming Patchouli!

>> No.17864136

>>17864134
>>17843511
>>17800786
CUMMED

>> No.17866709

>>17864134
Then I'll sneak into her room and mating press her!

>> No.17867144

>>17864134
Disgusting, Patchy should be treated with love and care.

>> No.17874003
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Stealing Patchy's panties with Marisa!

>> No.17877493

>>17874003
Stealing Patchy's virginity with Marisa!!!

>> No.17878803

>>17874003
Wow, Patchy's underwear is really slutty.

>> No.17887662
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Slutty NEETS have slutty underwear.

>> No.17891338

>>17860225
Yes so. She was made for slathering stinky cum onto and licking it all off.

>> No.17894437
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Patchouli! The obese touhou!

>> No.17905213

Patching Patchys Patchy

>> No.17905237

>>17878803
Those are her special underwear, not her regular ones, so it's fine.

>> No.17911316

>>17877493
What will she do with it once she has it?

>> No.17912562

>>17840879
All Patchy has to do is fly outside if the human's reach and kill them with magic.

>> No.17912607

>>17912562
Just hit her with a rock

>> No.17912626

>>17912607
She can drops a rock on your head.

>> No.17918709

Rest In Fat Patchy thread.

>> No.17919167

>>17918709
Rest in Patches?

>> No.17923154

>>17637151
underrated

>> No.17923322
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Patchouli is researching ways to utilize her accumulated stench.

>> No.17924806
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>>17923322
No.
>>17695453

>> No.17926290
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>>17924806
If you rearrange the letters in "Patchouli Knowledge" you get "Lt. Oiled Gunk Heap Cow". Sounds nasty!

>> No.17936751

>>17926290
What side do you think the Scarlet Mansion was on in WW2?

>> No.17936762
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>>17936751
They were the ones funding both sides to amass their wealth.

>> No.17937799
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>> No.17946763

>>17937799
patchubby

>> No.17954448

I want to see Patchy getting mating pressed by orcs and goblins

>> No.17956583

>>17954448
contemporary setting or fantasy setting?

>> No.17956654

>>17613268
Flat Patchy is fake Patchy. Plump Patchy is real.

>> No.17956963

>>17956654
what about plump and flat?

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>>17956963
So most of the fat goes to her thighs? I can dig it.

>> No.17960355

I want Patchy to use my face as her seat cushion!

>> No.17960430

>>17649495
How can you have no friends if you're on /jp/? That makes no sense, anon.

>> No.17966670
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Patchy ate the library.

>> No.17973893

>>17966670
What happened to her navel?

>> No.17977119
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patchy's a fucking kotatsu!

>> No.17978487
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>>17977119
Kopatsu

>> No.17984190

I can't find any remixes of her theme that are better than the original. Anyone have any favorites?

>> No.17986477
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>>17984190
I've been looking myself to no real avail. I've heard a few ones I liked a fair amount in rhythm games but couldn't tell you their names.

So basically I second this motion. This was a decent "intense" mix at least: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6fQ3yQ_C0

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>>17986477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-u5FSJ1Pqc

I want to drink with her while this plays and we flirt.

>> No.17995490

>>17988123
Does Patchouli even drink alcohol?

>> No.18004547
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Patchihaya wont stop making that pose!

>> No.18004562
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>>18004547
Patchouli does not pose.

>> No.18014562

>>17613268
I really really love Patchouli!

>> No.18019104

>>18014562
You love my wife, dude.

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>>17684759

>> No.18029562

>>18004562
Does she take stances or postures?

>> No.18029703

>>18014562
I'm in love with her feet!

>> No.18031385
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>> No.18035723
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>>18029703

>> No.18035759
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>> No.18047860

>>18039651
Did Patchouli blow a hole through Marisa's head out of reflex or something?

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