/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna go to the Wolf's Den night club!

Dragons may be submissive but that doesn't stop them being cute.

Is Lucy Little a monstergirl?

>>17561661
I'd like to switch around roles with my dragon here and there.

Remember that collars are highly erotic items that you shouldn't be looking at on your phone while in public settings.

>>17561675
Same here, I'd let her go all out, digging her claws into the floor so much that it creates mini craters. It's only fair to let a dragon have some fun once in a while.

How does one prank a turtle?

>>17561700
Flip her upside down?

>>17561686
Same here. One day I'd be fucking her doggystyle and pulling her leash while spanking her ass, maybe biting her tail too while the other day have me pinned down, bitting my neck with her flaming teeth and riding me so hard the bed almost breaks.

>>17561700
Give her a good old german suplex.

I want a Cheshire to call me her meme daddy while I slam into her big, jiggly ass.

>>17561719
Make sure she's meme chubby for alliteration and general memability

>>17561718
That seems less like a prank and more like trying to start a fight with one.


>>17561713
For easy access to her panties?

>>17561700
I told you to stop pushing Umi-Osho, she will never be popular.

>>17561733
Lies, Umi Osho is the most popular girl

>>17561733
Turtle priestess is cute!
Cute and teaseable

I want a lilim gf, but they're all taken...

>>17561778
My OC lilim is not taken yet

>tfw no Baiken Ochi
>"Oi, you better not be talking shit about my master. I'll cut you down where you stand, bastard."

>>17561789
Would be cute.
Ochis a cute.

>>17561733
Umi-Osho makes the cutest sea Paladin.

>>17561783
You can't just offer your OC lilim like that. You have to say nice things about her and see if an anon bites.

>>17561818
Depends who the lilim is.

>>17561794
W-What? No, she's not cute at all! She's tough and tomboyish! Definitely not c-cute!

>>17561832
May, she's cute.
A cute Ochi that deserves rewarding

Harpy and a shota, don't know if this has been posted https://exhentai.org/g/1107868/1ae58d1d49/

>>17561827
You still need to say nice things about her. For example, my lilim is a squirter! Be careful when eating her out.

>>17561783
Good for you...

I saw a dream last night that had a JC demon with nice hips and a sexy walk, regrettably cockblocked again by random delays preventing me from going and meeting up with her. No russian or american presidents anywhere to be seen this time. Young pear-shaped demons are the best kind of demons.

>>17561865
Very nice

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>>17561909
Make sure to properly educate the little pear shaped demons.

My wallet is ready.

>>17561981
I want a pudgy, pear shaped demon loli to 'tease so she's hot and bothered all day

>>17561981
isn't this a trap or am i thinking of someone else?

>>17561954
Spiders a best

>>17562036
But anon, then she won't be able to concentrate on her daily activities! Is that really what you want?

>>17562124
Seeing spiders get drunk at coffee shops would be hilarious.
Even better would be spiders who don't know (or are too inebriated to remember) that caffeine affects humans differently, causing them to challenge dudes to one-sided drinking contests.

>>17562124
>>17561649
Cute spids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRa5yL1g_k

>>17562129
Yes I do.
I want to 'accidentally' walk out of the shower without a shirt so that she can imagine that all day, causing her to feel 'funny' while in class.

>>17562145
Why would you be wearing a shirt in the shower anyway? You're not one of those people that wears a bathing suite in there too are you?

>>17562036
>pudgy
No

>>17562156
No, coming out of the shower room.

>>17562158
Yes!

>>17561954
Spider loli butt > thick spider butt

>>17561865
I prefer the Ahobaka's harpy.

>>17562179
Why not a thick, loli, spider butt?

>>17562191
That's too much for a single soul to handle.

>>17561778
I still can't believe Viccy lost her virginity and got married. The memes lied to me.

>>17562191
What if she's not a loli, just really short?

>>17562145
But then she'll be all spaced out during her studies! You'd better be planning to make it up to her somehow, I'm sure she'd come home all flustered and frustrated.

>>17562198
Wow dude, spoilers...

>>17562199
Short spiders are cute.
Adult aged or even old spiders who have the body of an early teenager are the best.

>>17562209
>Lolibabas
No thanks.

>>17562196
Stick it in!
Be the oniichan she needs.

>>17562199
A thick, shortstack spider?

>>17561678
why the fuck would i look at collars on phone

>>17562203
I'll be mowing without my shirt and have left some sweets and snacks for her and some friends to enjoy while studying.

Gonna go and ask them how school went after I finish mowing while still shirtless

Ohayou, dude! Come join in, today's breakfast is fried tofu!

>>17562217
Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?

>>17562223
The legend has it that the man who dares stick it in thick loli spider butt may never ever take it out.

So why did Deruella take over Lescatie?

>>17562250
Because metzen brought the corruption angle to monster girls.

>>17562250
They made the best dakis around.

>>17562238
>Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?
Teenbaba isn't done nearly enough. A gyaru powerful monster girl keeping up the act of a normal gyaru in the 14-16 range to attract a teacher she's had her eye on has potential.

>>17562205
>He thinks that's a spoiler considering Viccy and Indrick are already set up as a story pair since the start
>He hasn't gotten to the clusterfuck of spoilers at the very end involving the Demon Lord and a Lord Inquisitor

>>17562265
Fuck you...

>>17562238
You just gotta fill her up till she's too tired to keep you in

>>17562260
>Metzen left Blizzard to write about monster girls
[Nervous Optimism]

>>17561649
Disregard fat dragons, aquire fit dragons.

>>17562365
And if I want both?

>>17562365
>Disregard fat
Could have just left the post at that, fat was a mistake.

>>17562405
You've got 3 seconds to take that back!

>>17562422
What do you think this sexy demon's booty tastes like?

>>17562250
Lescatie was producing high quality heroes and they were killing too many monsters

>>17562436
No monster has died in MGE

>>17562365
Fit Dragons are much harder to seduce. Their high self-esteem and good looks make their draconic pride that much more prevalent.
Acquire a fit Dragon only if you enjoy the long tenuous work of praising and pampering one every single day without fault.

>>17562265
>You'll never walk in on a Demon dancing by herself in a room to Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
>You'll never tease her endlessly about it.
Damn it.

How to tell if your local merchant is a danuki?

>>17562394
Too bad?

>>17562422
Go away

>>17562450
As it should. They would be proud of not being fat, lazy shits.

I don't want the long job of telling her shit I don't think. Hopefully she'll see the merits in someone who's honest, (tries to be) kind, and basically all open. No bullshit.

>>17562446
Koyoi and her family were successful monster slayers for generations. It's "non-canon" but KC done all the art for Koyoi and put his stamp of approval on the book meaning such things probably don't clash with his own setting.

Death does happen in the setting and while KC doesn't like being edgy and tries to avoid it, MGE unfairly gets labelled as a hugbox when fans defang the setting more than KC ever has.

>>17562532
You give her a hard spanking and see if she exclaims 'oy vey' or not.

>>17562491
Walking in on monstergirls doing embarrassing things like that would prime teasing material anon.

>>17562543
This
Considering, you know, there are entire swathes of races of undead or Zombie versions of other Monstergirls
Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur

>>17562532
Offhandedly mention how much you like fox girls and watch her reaction.

>>17562446
>CuteConfusedZombieDragonHeadTilt.gif

>>17562532
Ask her if her Christmas day plans involve going to a movie and out for chinese food.

>>17562555
>>17562558
zombies monsters don't count, as the vast majority of them died of natural causes.

>>17562558
There there Dolly.

>>17562551
Anon, no! That sort of thing is the last thing to bully a monstergirl about, she's acting on her deepest, most private urges and shaming or embarrassing her for them will only make her sad!

>>17562583
Bully the dork!

>>17562555
>Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur
Pretty much. KC's word on the matter is that bad things and suffering do and can happen but it always results in a happy ending. Monster girls can die a painful death but get resurrected as a zombie version to find a husband, they can lose an arm in a battle but find a nice man to protect them and possibly build a mechanical prosthetic with the help of a Gremlin.

Just as examples but KC doesn't really mind as long as things end up being happy when it's all said and done.

Now I'm interested, what would your waifu use her secret alone time for anons? What would you do if you found out, would you keep her secrets for your waifu's sake or would you tell her that you know?

>>17562541
This, fat is shit and feminine figures with slim waists are objectively the best. Even lolis with hips, ass and thighs should have proportions that are within reason.

>>17562555
Read the world guides. It's mentioned that DE collects strongly in those who die with strong emotions, so battlefields often become breeding grounds for undead MGs.

Wonder how they died...

>>17562605
Tea brewing, reading, coming up with new spore types to infect me with, fencing practice

>>17562617
>Being a bug chaser

>>17562606
Fatfags were a mistake

>>17562616
Natural causes of course. Can't live without vital organs son, nothing unnatural about that.

>>17562605
Idly staring at the door wondering where hubby has gone and drooling when the word 'hubby' flits through her rotted brain, then casually masturbating

>>17562626
Bug chaser? She's no beegirl, anon, she's a classy Hatter!

>>17562605
I'm pretty sure they would just spend their spare time goofing off with their other rat sisters or kids, nothing too outrageous or dangerous. Time alone with absolutely no company would probably make them uncomfortable/anxious considering how mice are.

>>17562605
>Unagi-Joro
Gossiping with other monster girls, and trying out new hobbies.

>>17562634
Kobold Zombie?

I want to fuck a lioness

>>17562645
Dragon zombie!

>>17562653
Best girl.
I hope you don't punish her when she soaks the bed with her juices because your smell lingered on it, and she just had to masturbate when she noticed it.

>>17562605
She likes to sing and has a beautiful voice. The lullabies she'd sing to our daughteru would be subtle hints, but there would definitely be times where she get's really carried away and into a song she's singing and be loud enough for me to hear from a different part of the house.

Her secret would be safe with me though, I wouldn't go out of my way to let her know I know, let alone tell anyone else.

There's also her secret ageplay fetish, but she and I would be fully engaged together on that.

>>17562660
Well if I caught it quick enough, I'd be a good stern husband and point at it, and she would whisper but know to start licking up the mess she made with her hands behind her back.
But I love her so much, that as she was doing so I'd secretly move behind her and start eating her out, which would get a startled yelp from her that would turn into her moaning and drooling as she licked up her mess, which of course would just make things messier. Such a high maintenance life we'd live! But I have the utmost patience for that cutie, so I'm sure I'd come up with another 'solution' at that point. Probably involving her being plugged up on all ends so she can't lean anywhere. And a blindfold for good measure. And some chains harnesses. And some leather whips. Such a fun girl!

>>17562680
BEGONE THOT

Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?

You get dental and guaranteed early retirement.

>>17562710
Don't forget about the greatest benefit of all anon, the sweet, sweet, delicious cunny!

>>17562710
I surrendered to the sabbath long ago, baphomets are unfair.

What would you do if you were given your perfect monster wife-perfect build, perfect attitude, perfect species, everything- but after some months of courtship and wonderful dates and a deepening relationship she revealed she was actually an agent of a little known and very suspicious goddess, and therefore a ______boy__? Nothing else is different, just that status.

Personally I'd just go with it at that point. Beggars can't be choosers.

>>17562450
No monster girl is hard to seduce, all you need is a confession. They dont make you go through the courting shit 3DPDs do.

What they are, is harder to please.

>>17562723
She can't ahve perfect everything without the ability to give me a daughteru anon, fuck off with your weak bait.

>>17562710
I already did anon, I dick the daughteru.

>>17562677
>Heavy bondage on your borderline mindbroken Zombie Dragon wife
I missed this sensual forbidden fruit

>>17562736
What if she somehow could then? From mamobanana magic bullshit

Would drinking a cup of coffee here result in me getting tied up in the basement while surrounded by every employee of the cafe?

>>17562723
Futafag begone.

>>17562723
How can she still have massive tits and be a boy?

Memecats

>>17562754
Pads, monstermagic, whatever.
She knew you liked that so she made it work.

>>17562771
>monster boy
>she

>>17562769
I want to buttfuck the smug out of her.

>>17562784
What? You don't want him taking the role of a female?

>>17562769
I want to make her cum solely from a spanking!

>>17562785
I want that
But the other way around

Do you teach new tricks to your Wurm daily anon? Friendly reminder that its a great stimulation for her to spend at least 1 hour per day teaching something new to your Wurm.

>>17562797
>I brought this boulder for you!

>>17562605
Train her carpentry and glass sculpting using her fire and claws.
Despite being more focused on getting good and having a hoard, she likes making her own treasures.

>>17562801
>making a trebuchet so you can play catch with her

>>17562710
But I already like non-Sabbath lolis better.

>>17562749
Futa and traps are very different Anon but he'll become a futa if it's better for you

>>17562710
>Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?
nope, if its under 6'6 i do not want

I want to trick a loli Wendigo by replacing her stretchy anime meat with a rubber squeaky toy shaped like stretchy anime meat!

>>17562710
Ugh, after last night, a "free beer" van is the last thing that will entice me.
Also, I don't appreciate cults that resort to trickery to get new members.

>>17562825
I want to capture a stray loli Wendigo and hold her on my lap petting her fuzzy coat and giving quiet 'shhhh's to her to calm her down while listening to her panicked whimpers and admiring her cute fidgeting

>>17562820
>Smug Sabbath snakes

>>17561994
Wunderbar.

>>17562840
I want to gag a loli Wendigo with a stretchy-meat shaped ball gag and watch her drool.

>>17562840
Would you protect your new makeshift adopteru anon?

>>17562842
>Rolled light dokkan instead of her
Now I have to believe in my alt account. C'mon dragon love, I got scath and forte, all you have to do is give me one more.

>>17562849
Every day until one day she's old enough to give me her coat.
No one will harm my little snowflake.
>>17562848
What a tease

>>17562853
>What a tease
I'd even wrap several layers of duct tape around her tiny fists so all she can do is uselessly paw at her face and gag.

>>17562754
>>17562771
Do mg hormone treatments exist?

>>17562856
That's just mean.

>>17562842
Grea's too pure, it almost feels like a crime to lewd her. Almost.
>>17562851
Clarisse is cute at least, can imagine her as a cute lesser succubus and yelling her signature phrase as she orgasms.

>>17562856
You're a monster!
I hope you would at least reward her afterward.
I could only have slow, passionate and tender lovemaking with my little loli Wendigo.

>>17562769
Why did it take so long for a Cheshire to be drawn wearing a leotard?

>>17562856
Aww jeez anon, taped hands are incredibly hot. I'm not usually a fan of polymorphing, but I like taped hands way too much and the effect isn't nearly the same with big fluffy paws.

>>17562860
It's sexy.
>>17562863
I would, but she would have to keep the tape and gag on during sex.
>>17562870
This guy gets it.

>>17562796
You want to buttfuck the smug into her?

>>17562842
Is she of any relation to Forte?

>>17562873
One more switch

>>17562862
Clarice should stay human. Becoming a monster would feel too weird.

Also, I'd explode inside of her. At least I got an ssr with those three tickets.

>>17562880
Ahh, smugging the buttfuck out of her. Complicated.

>>17562840
I want to smuggle Wendigos!

What is it with cute skittish MGs inducing such a lust for rape in men, and at the same time a need to protect?

>>17562885
Gotta act smug until she gets desperate and buttfucks herself with your dick.

>>17562887
Wendigos deserve to be free range and wild-raised!
Caged Wendigos are a crime against nature!

>>17562895
Nature is overrated, I want a basement full of little caged Wendigos!

>>17562840
Keep Wendigo safe
Keep Wendigo happy
Do this

>>17562710
There's a rock band called black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the home further with that somehow

>>17562902
Thank you, vaguely esl poster. I will.
>>17562901
You're a monster! And in truth, if you keep them long enough you really WILL be a monster of sorts. Imagine the collective coat's size you'll have to wear when they all identify you as their communal husband. You'll have truly fallen...

Say something nice about Grea.

>>17562910
>massive coat-man-monster with dozens of little Wendigos hiding inside
How are Wendigos allowed to be this cute? It's almost criminal!

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called lack Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

>>17562769

I want to rub every inch of those thighs.

>>17562918
Despite not liking short hairs that much, she looks quite lovely and I'm really attracted to her ass.

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called Black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

>>17562932
>>17562924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

>>17562710

>>17562918
Asymmetrical hands.

>>17562920
>twelve little Wendigo heads poke around a corner one above the other
>then a massive, barky, gnarled hand comedy our around as well and pulls them back with a deep but friendly groaning noise
>chorus of little 'awawawaw~!'

>>17562918
I've got plenty of nice things to say about her.
>She's a kind hearted girl who doesn't deserve the in universe hate she gets
>she pulls off the short haired look really well
>her tail has the optimum amount of meatiness to it
>she has good choice in friends, anne is great for a human girl
>that uniform suits her better than anyone else at the school
And that's without going into all the super lewd stuff I could say about her Like her thighs being sexy as hell and her horns being perfect for handlebars.

>>17562940
I don't get it...

>>17562945
Now thats a quality harem. Lucky bastard!

>>17562932
And suddenly, I'm picturing some poor/lucky anon being swarmed into a mass sabbath orgy set to 'The Mob Rules'

>>17562945
Actually adorable.
I want more adventures of the twelve little Wendigo wives and The Gnarl

>tfw you skipped her lecture for vidya

>>17562945
Being the caretaker/husband of a bunch of cute wendigos would be a non stop heart attack.

>>17562954
>>17562964
>adventurer settles into a small cave outcrop in the winter forest
>comes across a group of twelve little Wendigos, coatless and playing with each other
>shocked, he asks them where their coats are
>they turn quizzically and the littlest says 'we're in it!'
>suddenly two white burning spheres of light open twelve feet above and a loud, rumbling, annoyed groan fills the adventurer's ears
>he runs out shrieking into the forest as a massive handbag closes the 'cave' door shut behind him

>>17562976
Think of it this way anon, you'd probably have plenty of cardio workouts every day so your heart would be very strong!

>>17562970

She's doing this because she cares about your future.

>>17562979
Also fuck autocorrect god dammit

>>17562952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt6xYA5R4Gc

>>17562952
Arash kills himself when he uses his noble phantasm (Stella)

>>17562918
I want to slow trace my fingers on the underbelly of her tail to watch her squirm and squeak.

>>17562987
I still don't get it...

>>17562994
So they tricked him into committing seppuku? What bitches...

>>17562979
>whitehorn is carrying around some little Wendigos she found while on a trek back across the mountains
>giggles at how cute they are
>they lead her towards a small break in the trees towards a group of other small Wendigos huddled next to a big freestanding rock
>she gasps as they all pounce at her and start harmlessly yet aggressively pulling at her, exclaiming 'meat! Meat! Give meat!'
>suddenly the rock rumbles and stands up, a person-sized hand reaching out and lightly batting away the Wendigos off of the Whitehorn while grunting in some deep unknowable language
>the Wendigos all dejectedly 'awwww' in unison and trudge back towards the standing rock one by one in single file
>the littlest Wendigo turns before she heads in and gives a little wave to the white horn before the hand gently scoops her inside
And that's why local Whitehorn-san only does local deliveries now.

>>17563008
Papa Wendigo a nice

>>17563007
That guy did pick a shitty example from Youtube. People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.

>>17563014
>People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.
Only if they have a CE or Servant that can grant Guts to Servants.

>>17563008
I'm imagining his coat is lovingly patchworked together from all of their coats combined

>>17563008
I do like the idea of a shepards crook poking out from inside the cloak to hook wayward wendigos.

>>17563021
>they're all playing near an ice lake
>every twenty seconds, one of them wanders too close to thin ice
>every twenty seconds, the Shepard's crook methodically pokes out to pull her laughing back to the main group

Quick, throw me a story idea about automatons. They do count as monster girls, right?

>>17563012
What does an angered coatman Wendigo husband look like?
What would happen if this mega-husband came across a group of monster-smiting order paladins?

>>17563030
Anon is hired to babysit a small class' worth of girls in his off time, only to discover they are all loli automatons!

>>17562235
Thanks dude!

>>17563038
Good idea. I know reverse harems are frowned upon here, but what about many-girl one-guy harems?

>>17563048
That shits fine for the most part, though there are some people who complain about not being monogamous occasionally.

>>17563030
Automaton being taken on a date for the first time and experiencing clothes shopping, movies and other human entertainment.

>>17563048
It depends.™

>>17563048
Small minority throw a shitfit and equate it to NTR but most don't care even if they don't want a harem themself.

>>17563062
>>17563056
>>17563060
OK. That's good.
>>17563057
Great idea. I'll probably write that. My quality is pretty low, given that I'm somewhat green to writing, but I can't get better without practice.

>>17563030
>They do count as monster girls, right?
Are you dumb?

>>17563073
I've seen people elsewhere say that they aren't monster girls as they aren't organic/"alive" in the traditional sense. I didn't see that though. Thanks!
As for your question, yes.

>>17563073
>reactivating ancient technology with DE
I bet the Gremlins were responsible for this.

>>17563072
>but I can't get better without practice
That's the best way to think about it, no one ever gets good without practice. Just make sure to write your heart out and put your all into it as cheesy as that sounds.
>>17563073
To be fair, in the /a/ days and even early in the move to /jp/ some people would have an absolute meltdown if you posted any vaguely robotic girl in these threads.

Glad times have changed though, it's just sad that people need KC's stamp of approval to class them as monster girls.

>>17563084
>>17563090
I still dislike how people here treat Automatons as generic beep boop robutts instead of the magic material Golem subspecies they actually are.

>>17563095
You have a point there but the point still stands about KC's stamp of approval meaning everything in the bigger picture. See the 2b spam that went on for weeks without a challenge.

>>17563095
People aren't terribly creative here on the whole and tend to latch on to the lowest-denominator bits.

>>17563095
How should they act?

>>17563112
They're kuuderes first, but whether or not they're tsun/yan/etc. depends on the individual.

>>17563103
But 2B is cute... however I will admit that she doesn't qualify as a monster, just not human.

>>17563095
>>17563107
Keep in mind "type of golem" is probably the scholar's explanation for what they are since golems are the closest thing their society has seen. Robots have never existed according to modern human knowledge in their world so how would he know what a robot was?
It's not uncommon for characters in other fantasy settings to refer to legitimate, 100% metal robots as "iron golems" or something similar because their world has no other term for them.

Yes they're not 100% generic beep boop machines but at the same time they're distinctively robotic with features that normal living things wouldn't have. The insides of their "miking device" being able to move independently from their hips and other movements is criminally underlooked and means an automaton could bring a man to climax while laying perfectly still.

>>17563090
>Glad times have changed though
Yes it's not as if the thread doesn't throw tantrums over benign things..

>>17563156
>there are still some bad things so nothing has improved

What does the demon lord look like...

>>17563143
How would an Automaton fare when facesitting their master?

>>17562769
Do Cheshires have furry human-like feet or human feet-sized paws? Something has to fit in those heels.

>>17563188
Like a hotter, evil, mature Lilim.

>>17563190
I can only imagine, automaton paizuri has to be an interesting experience too.

>>17563224
That's lame.

>>17563236
That was just a guess.
She definitely has to look like her daughters one way or another, but she could still have unique features as the one and only demon lord.

>>17562842
You can't hide that fat doragon tail from me!

>>17563190
Gyrations and bumping and bouncing with laser precision. And when he cums just from her ass on his face, she'd have the slightest electric blush and maybe even a smug little smile.

>>17563095
I take my DV9 cable and j-jam it in!

>>17563241
She has to look impressive since she's the most central character other than the author..,

WALKIES.

NOW.

Does your gf know about your monster girl fetish?
What does she think of it?

>>17563287

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563284
Yes please.
Her tail belies her stern look.

>>17563287
>gf
Normalfag leave! Do you know where you are?!?!?

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563287
>gf

Easiest (You)s of his life I bet.

>>17563284
>take wolfu waifu for walky
>after a long walk she gets a treat
>that treat is your cum as she sucks you off

>>17563287
>wasting time with a 3D whore
Newfaggotry is rampant these days holy shit.

>>17563287
It's becoming more apparent with every thread that we've got some new arrivals who really don't belong.

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563318
Fairly sure it's the newfag overusing ellipses since he's the only other person I've seen the term "gf" here in weeks. Also asks a lot of questions.

>>17563287
Nah just a few of my side bitches

>>17563329
I wonder if its the same guy who uses cripplechan images too. We've had a lot of those lately.

>>17563318
Wow, a 5MUG-Series Automaton with hair extensions!

>>17563341
Stop this shit.

Do your kids know of your daughteru dicking fetish?
What do they think of it?

>>17563343
They don't, they know I'm gay and want to be a girl though. They don't approve.

>>17563192
Wonderland magic.

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563343
>dicking the daughteru
Why would you cuck your wife?

>>17563343
Does your pastor know of your Dark-Priest dicking fetish? What does he think of it?

>H-Hey kid, you thirsty?

Do you dare drink the cursed milk of a Hex Holst?

Do you know of your monster girl fetish?
What do you think of it?

>>17563365
I'm pretty disgusted at such degeneracy, to be perfectly honest.

>>17563365
I fucking hate these questionnaires.

>>17563364
Damn straight I would.

Does your dog know of your kobold fetish?
What does he think of it?

>>17563377
Does not approve.

>>17563343
I don't have any real kids, where do you think you are?

>>17563365
I'm still trying to make sense of it all. Can't seem to settle on one species, and my preferences towards personality seem to point to an actual indifference towards a monster's looks.

>>17563364
I wanna a holstaur to climb on top of me and bury my face with her massive mammaries

>>17563364
I'd rather molest her chest beforehand

>>17563364
no way dude

Beware of kuufish

>>17563407
New flat fish? Thanks russia.

>>17563407
Where's all this Russian MGE stuff coming from all of a sudden?

>>17563417
probably from a potato farm, drawn on a potato PC

>>17563423
Art looks pretty good for a potato PC desu

>>17563405
Battle Cattle!

>>17563405
Dumb idol.

>>17563086
But did you know even Gremlins have trouble with christmas lights.

>>17563405
She looks really friendly. I want to spend a few hours mindlessly chatting with her.

Would you pray to her god during sex?

>>17563452
I would venture into the spirit world and try to meet her God.

It would be good to have a close combat automaton

>>17563460
I've heard of some.

>>17563428
Cykas are masters of making due with scraps

>>17563454
>>17563462
What are you doing?

>>17563471
Newfagging it up, it's painfully obvious this guy is either trying to troll or is just unwilling to lurk more.

>>17563496
You guys haven't run into the gibberish poster yet?
He pops up in the odd /jp/ thread and shits sentences randomly slammed together from other posts on the board (I think) as long as people reply to his nonsense.

>>17563527
Probably testing a spambot

>>17563292
>>17563293
>>17563297
>>17563299
>>17563305
>>17563310
>>17563312
>>17563318
>>17563326
>>17563328
There's got to be at least some guys in this thread that arnt single

>>17562710
>>17562717
Yummy cummy in her funny cunny

>>17563287
>gf

>>17563606

>>17563606
Straight to her tummy!

>>17563645
There's something different about this Baphomet. She looks more mature than usual, but still flat as a board.

I like it

>>17563606
That's the spirit!

>>17563645
That's pretty much the reaction that I imagine you'd get from an older bapho if you said that to her: "Seriously boy?"

>>17563669
Sort of like a high school aged teen (14-15) who hasn't developed any breasts.

>>17563687
Yes but inside she'd be all like 'aww fuck yeah onii-chan talk dirty to me, tell me all about your hot delicious cummies'

>>17563687
>confident older bapho
This is my fetish.

>>17563694
Or like a 16-year old flatchest with great hips. Still underage in some countries, but not a child anymore.

>>17563702
My brother.

>>17561994
literally who?

>>17563720
it's nav

>>17563720
>dissing nav
He's one of the better drawfags we have right now.

>>17563700
"I didn't have to use any magic on him to make him like a little girl like me! Onii-chan is sooo sweet!!!"

>>17563702
>body of a little girl
>mind of an adult (maybe 100s of years old)
It's the best combo if you ask me

>>17563720
Newfag cancer is rampant, jesus.

>>17561994
Comissioning an alp rn deadass b.
probably will comission a cute alp though.

>>17563732
Stating the obvious
>>17563742
Getting mad at some shit I didn't even say
>>17563758
Being a general shitflinger

I now remember why I stopped browsing here.

>>17563806
Good riddance to you.

>>17563806
They why did you come back?
>inb4 replying

>>17563806
>literally who?
>anons then question how you don't know about Nav
>Gets mad at us for "shitflinging" and "stating the obvious"
What the actual fuck?

Dire holsts are the cutest.

Big, buff, busty and milky.

None can stand before them!

>>17563832
Dire holsts are just minos.

>>17563834
Incorrect.
Minos are minos.

Dire holsts are dire holsts with breasts to match their increased statures and the caring nature that is native to their species.

I don't get why people like girls the size of buildings. It's retarded tb h. I draw the line at 6ft.

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft
Manlet detected

>>17563856
>he doesn't want to be a human dildo

>>17563856
Some people like girls taller than themselves, which typically lands one at the 7ft zone.
Shocking, I know.

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft.
So you like small girls. So?

>>17563719
>My brother.
There's just something about them.
>>17563754
>It's the best combo if you ask me
It's the best combo for me for sure. Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
Especially if once in a while the girl lays back and lets you take her missionary, she may be on her back but it's clear without any words being said that it's a great honor for her to allow it.

>>17563856
I only want a girl that matches my size and build, so going for a cute 10 feet muscled alice is normal.

>>17563892
>10 feet
Jesus we have the king of the manlets here.

>>17562945
Meeting the Wendigo parents

>>17563886
>Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
It'd be extremely cute and heartwarming when she cuddles up to you, burying her face in your chest as you pull her in close comforting her.

>>17563914
If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
Another important thing is that old baphomets are extremely teasing about their man being a lolicon and trying to make him feel a pang of guilt before reeling him right back in by praising him for it.

>>17563909
>when the scariest thing isn't Mr. Wendi, but Mrs. Wendi

>>17563951
>If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
I think that works better with onee-chans.

>>17563967
>Hugely muscled, battle scarred wendigo matron that could tear a caribou in half.
>Calls you sweety and loves to nuzzle her coat husband while their daughteru awawas in your lap.

>>17563972
To me it's more heartwarming when it comes from a powerful and old loli. I may have a certain smug vampire to blame for this.

>>17563993
I can see her and her hubby falling asleep against each other a lot, exhausted from looking after all their energetic little girls, snoring in each other's arms, leaving you alone time with your gf, one of their daughters

>>17564036
Would be fantastic.

Could you ever hope to resist one of those wendies as she looks up at you expectantly?

>>17564041
Id be nervous, but id bend over and kiss her on the cheek, setting off a chorus of excited awawas from all her sisters secretly spying on her and her mother doing the same as well

>>17563364
I'll stick with something safer

>>17564077
Be careful there anon, you never know when jealous wendies may try to join in.

>>17563993
>her husband was a former huntsman and voyaguer hunting big game in the unforgiving forests
>they met when he felled a huge elk right when she was about to pounce on it
>fight ensued over the meat and eventually turned out they were evenly matched
>fighting turned to groping and aggressive sex
>they tell you all this while looking into each other's eyes as you awkwardly try not to freak out about the eldritch giant hand on your shoulder

>>17564091
There are worse ways to go then being swarmed by a dozen little Wendigos hopping up and down begging for kisses, but I'm a one girl kinda guy and would try to politely refuse.
I imagine that's when papa would make his entrance and tell them to give their sister some space.

>>17564131
Expect many dissappointed awawas, puffed cheeks, and thrashing tails as they leave.

>>17564139
>they all start asking their sister what her secret to acquiring a boyfriend was

no human boy can beat the V.

>>17564139
My heart

>>17564153
What if she enjoys fisting?

>>17564120
>Hah hah! We rutted like beasts for days! I didn't even realize she threw the coat over me until after I came down from my lust-filled haze. And yet there I found myself, a coat on my back, a cum bloated womb around my cock and my new adorable wife resting back against my torso. Ahh, tear up just thinking about it!
>Mrs Wendigo coos and kisses the shapeless darkness, eliciting a happy rumbling and a hand clasping her by the ass and pulling her in closer
>sip your drink awkwardly

>>17564174
Fisting is 300 bucks

>>17564139
>I need meat now!

I'm scared, what is angry Russian Yeti saying?

>>17564201
>that one daughter who doesn't walk away and still tries to keep jumping on anon even after her papa told them to give them space
>Annoyed rumbling intensifies
How does a papa Wendigo guy discipline a misbehaving daughter?

>>17563314
>Take big beefy Hellhound for a walk
>"Haven't I been a good girl? I think a good girl deserves a treat."
>She kabedons you against the wall of a building and slithers down your body
>Whips your dick out and starts furiously sucking

>>17563964
Artists yiddler? That's a cute goat.

You should surrender to the Harpy Kingdom, it's much better and safer than Spider Kingdom.

>>17564242
that game has been on my backlog for a while

>>17564208
Probably asking for vodka.

>>17564208
"Hug and warm him up, of course!"
Anyways, wait, I'm still not done uploading shit

>>17564208
>>17564271
"Vodka is empty, we will be of huggings now, lie still and warm"

Обниму и согрею конечно - I'll hug him and warm him up of course

Nav really likes barmaid Kiki and I don't blame him, she's a cute one.
>>17564281
What a thoughtful Yeti, thanks anon.

>>17564293
>Nav really likes barmaid Kiki
Well yeah, he has good taste.

>>17564293
>Barmaid
She's obviously a milkmaid. A fat, fat milkmaid.

>>17564302
What if it's a milkbar by day and an alcohol bar by night?

>>17564293
She's soft, that means she's got soft hips!
Grope and squeeze!

>>17564293
That must be her milk.

>>17564293
What a strange cow.

>>17564293
Big
Fat
Featherdog
Tats

>>17564293
oktoberkiki should give beer, not milk

>>17564302
What if she's just a maid dressing up in a dirndl to appeal to her masters tastes?

>>17563003
That's so lewd!

>>17564385
Her master could have his own personal bar at home that she serves him drinks at.

>>17563407
>Russians like sahuagin
Nice taste

>>17564394
That makes a lot of sense.

>>17563407
I always liked her, she doesn't get enough love her

>>17564300
Too bad she's fat!

It makes her unique though, she seems like a nice girl.

>>17564425
Nice girls with huge breasts are nice.

>>17564438
Big breasts are nice but fat and unproportionate are meh for the dick.

Ok, I'm done uploading shit to the wiki
Enjoy

>>17564460
They need to be big enough to smother a man's face.

>>17564425
She is the nicest girl.
Sweet and cuddly.

>>17564003
Amen to that.

But the real treat is the gap moe. The few times when the act cutesy in earnest. The feeling that behind their smugness is a girl who is looking for companionship after centuries of loneliness

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64727899


Diathorn completed a couple mousegirl commissions of mine and they turned out pretty 10/10 !

>>17564467
Cute hotdog!

>>17564467
That's a lot of fan artwork. Thank you happy Hellwan.

>>17564438
Huge tits on a fatty are like abs on skeletor.

>>17564425
>Fat
>unique

>>17561678
>Collars

>>17564516
You don't breed elves
Elves breed you!

>>17564516
I bet she won't be as smug when she realizes the collar is going on her.

>>17561678

>>17564475
wew
lewd
Those are random mice or from somewhere?

>>17564527
>>17564528
I've had ideas for stories with Elves breeding human boys by using collars but that'd imply I had any writing ability outside of shitposts.

MonMusu vol. 1: multiple uncovered titties per chapter, implied sex, miia wanting that darling dick, barely censored snake pussy
MonMusu vol. 12: two nipple slips

what the fuck happened

>>17564551
Just do it. Give it a shot.

>>17564556
Okayado decided (or was pressured) into reducing the amount of PLOT for actual plot. As a result we get to see the same reason why 12Beast is failing and is only out every 2 months.

So lets say the DL has no power to make monsters into cute girls anymore.
If you were getting sucked off by an elf would it turn into a dude elf? Or would it stay as a she? If it was a centaur destroying your pelvis would it kill you? These are questions that need answers

>>17564467
what an absolute qt
the hellhound beserker is also a real cutie who im going to head pat and hug

>>17564561
Fuck off.

>>17564562
She looks like a crackhead with that body.

>>17564550
Naw, just a large mouse and dormouse with my hairstyles of choice.

>>17564556
MonMusu original shorts: penis in vagina, cum, blowjobs, and even fisting.
MonMusu vol. 1: Sex is illegal

what the fuck happened

>>17564561
Elfs are too androgynous to tell, and centaurs are noble creatures who train heroes.

>>17564527
Anon. They're Elves. They may act all high and mighty but once you whip out your dick they become lowly, drooling, sows and can't think of anything else but dick.

>>17564551
I want elves to raid my town, lock up all the women and conquer their men.by force

>>17564562
>hellhound berserker
That's a raging demon

>>17564561
Unless the elf was a faggot and is an alp she'll stay a she. Elven Incubi exist.

>>17564562
I need a hellhound like that, but with the body of pic related.

Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru came home from school saying she got a detention because it's been a whole month since Sexual Harassment Ren-Xiongmao came to her school for a presentation and your daughteru still hasn't raped anybody yet!

What do?

>>17564579
Wouldn't hold a candle to Oni, though.

>>17564560
If MonMusu is to have actual plot then at least I'd like to see darling get a personality other than "nice japanese gordon ramsay"

I'd also like to see my favourite character return but, nah, why bring back good characters when you can just stick polt or fucking draco into the plot again. I'll never get to see my dear zombie toy again

>>17564593
>Encouraging rape at school
I get that it's a monstergirl setting, but jesus h christ, anon. There are lines.

>>17564593
I'd never send my daughteru to a whack ass-birds school like that anon, not in a million years!

>>17564593
Start screaming because the phatoms are messing with me again.

It's only a matter of time till an overweight dragon kicks down my door and informs me that she'll be my wife and is fabulously rich BUT will forever be this heavy for the rest of my life, would I take it?

>>17564609
>you will never have a phantom try to become your waifu by having you dick her while you think she's your underperforming daughter because she loves contrived situations
>only to have your neighbor bust in through the door and marry you over even more contrived reasons

>>17564643
It's called a what-if cascade.
When triggered by a phantom, anon is provided with ever escalating choices until he accepts one.