/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh my god, this is my chance. I can finally figure out how those things stay on.

This is now a Reimu boobie thread.

Oh wait those are hair tubes not arm tubes. Throw the arm tubes over here.

>>17556264
How do her tubes stay on anyway?

>>17556292
SUCTION

>>17556264
>>17556318
Heads up! Heads up!

>>17556264
>Head's up
What's that supposed to mean?

Masturbating with Reimu's tubes!

>>17556318
>>17556386
Oh ho ho, gangin' up

>>17556716

>>17556264
Is this like when Goku takes off his weighted shirt?

>>17557373
It's a disguise. Reimu takes off her hair accessories and becomes so generic looking that she can step into a crowd and immediately disappear.

>>17556264
Ah-*PFFFTTHHWWP*- what the fuck is wrong with you bitch, say it BEFORE you throw it!

>>17557400
I bet Reimu takes off her accessories and lets her hair loose, then goes down to the Human Village to take unsuspecting boys on romantic dates. The next day, the mysterious, long-black-haired girl "disappears" forever from their lives, leaving them broken and dejected.

Reimu is a bad girl.

>>17557443
Q. What's the difference between a bad girl and a good girl in the morning?
A. Bad girls disappear. And good girls... well, they suck.

>>17556318
So what happens if I put them on my dick

>>17556264
*SNIFFFF*

>>17556292
Miko magic.

>>17557443
>giving young lads a taste of love, motivating them for life

Reimu is a good girl.

>>17557443
I don't think Reimu has it in her to act like anyone other than herself.

>>17556264
What the fuck I look like? A laundromat?

Why is she so lovely, /jp/?

>>17557756
They'll fall off

>>17556697
Head is up.
Banki's head is up in the air.

>>17558257
I don't know what you're talking about. Sekibanki is a normal human girl.

>>17556264
They smell good yes?

>>17556716
This is exactly what I came here to post. I would instantly put one of them on my dick and start jacking it furiously, hopefully while she watches. Would probably be the best orgasm of my life.

>>17558471
Maybe the last one of your life as well.

>>17558484
It's worth it as long as I get to cum with Reimu watching

Imagine masturbating with those and having Reimu's smell all over your cock.

>>17558627
I'm not gonna sniff my own cock, dude.

>>17558650
What about Reimu's cock?

>>17558667
No. You broke my laughter anon. Mean.

>>17558684

Stop being rude in Reimu's thread please.

>>17558627
That's not Reimu in your picture though

>>17558768

>>17558768
That isn't Reimu either (purist)

>>17556790
Never have I been so amused by a stupid crossover.

>>17558777
But it says Reimu right there in the filename

>>17558768
Reimu isn't Reimu if she isn't annoyed, frustrated, or otherwise upset.

>>17558851
False.

>>17558825
A common mistake (Know-it-all)

>>17558864
And yet your image says otherwise!

Me and the wife.

>>17558889
She wishes.

I wanna FUCK Reimu

>>17558933
There is no need for Reimu to wish for anything.

>>17556264
Reimu looks best with no hair ornaments

>>17558955
Other way around, anon.

>>17558962
There is no need for anything to wish for Reimu?

>>17558972
No, and also untrue.

>>17558961
Untrue, but certainly looks good.

>>17558981
Reimu please.

>>17558986
Nope.

>>17558995
Pretty please?

>>17559000
heck off quit pestering my wife dude

>>17559006
Don't be rude to Yukari

>You will never feel the summer breeze on your skin as you sit next to Reimu in silence with sake in your hands, watching the clouds go by.

>>17558889
I see that Yukari's getting caught cheating.

>>17559194
Yuyuko for love and Reimu for lust.

>>17558627
what does reimu smell like?

>>17558147
A better question is why are artists so generous?

>>17558887
If you look carefully you'll eventually see a smiling miko reading a book.

>>17556318
WRAP IT UP!

>>17560838
Because Reimu deserves to be loved!

>>17560850
A smiling miko who's visibly hurting herself with sleep deprivation, and is now suitably concerned about people finding out. The rule still stands!

>>17560838
The right one is better than the Reimu in the photo.

>>17560740
Eggs.

I wanna cum in Reimu's tube things and then make her wear them all day.

>>17558981
>tfw you realize reimu could cross the hakurei barrier and no one from the outside world would notice her there

*drops $5 into the box*

>>17556288
Breast expanding the Reimu?

Buying a china dress for Reimu so she can look classy!

>>17564578

>>17569331
t. Yukari.

>>17569405
China dresses are truly patrician.

What does Reimu's dad look like, what does he think of his daughteru?

>>17569450
My headcanon is that he left her alone as soon as she became shrine maiden in order to become a collaborationist spy for Yukari in the Human Village, which got him murdered when Reimu was 10 or so years old.

The Village's elders just said he committed suicide. Reimu knows it was murder because seppeku doesn't involve getting shot in the back of the head by a matchlock pistol.

>>17569450
Who ever said that Reimu's father was a man?

>>17564578
You know Yukari, putting foreign currency in Reimu's box is kind of a mean thing to do.

>>17569515
Post the one where Wizard Yuuka gets raped by a flock of faceless female tengus.

>>17558961
>>17558981
>>17564541
There's a chapter of WaHH where Reimu is wearing her miko outfit but without the sleeves, cravat, or anything in her hair. She looks weirdly modern.

>>17564541
tfw you realize Kasen and Mamizou regularly cross the Hakurei Barrier and everyone thinks Kasen is some weird cosplayer

Guys I think Reimu is very cute.

>>17556264
Holy shit. It's been a while.

>>17569450
It's me. I'm Reimu's father. I think she's cute!

>>17573211
You don't smell of beer, IMPOSTER!

>>17573565
Oh please. All the improbable things you could have said, and you go with this? Where do you think you are?

Spending Sunday morning with the wife.

Miss You, love You and I need You now

>>17575916
Who the hell is You and why are you bringing her up in the Reimu thread?

>>17575916
>>17575940
You is Yukari.

>>17575916
It's that song from Rose Guns Days, isn't it?

>>17586415
Me and the wife preparing for winter.

>>17558627
Abhorrent post

>>17588051
t. Aussie shitposter

>>17588135
Why is Aunn not tagged in this one?

>>17570134

>>17588185
Because she doesn't exist.

>>17588207

>>17588185
Short hair was a mistake

>>17599449
nah m8

>>17599841

>>17599841
Disgusting

>>17588135
>>17588216
I like that explanation of her sleeves. She just ripped them off her shirt to be a punk.

>>17599841
I like that Mokou. Like as in "I want to hold hands and kiss her on her cute little cheeks".

reimu stopped shaving her armpits because she needs to get those pheromones into the air in order to acquire more shrine donations

>>17601071
Cleanly shaven + stench of a hairy armpit is the best. That way I don't need to worry about armpit hair being caught in my teeth.

Wait, do you guys really don't understand how her tubes stay on? There are rubbers in the rim.

>>17601071
>>17603979
fucking leave, "please".

>>17604986
Nah, she uses her ability to make her tubes float.

>>17572122
Which chapter was that? Don't recall.

>>17605151

>>17605217
That candle thing looks unsafe.

>>17569515

Translate it DORKS!

>>17572137
qt art style thanks anon.

>>17605217
That ain't her miko outfit, it's like...pajama robe

>>17605257
Imagine if TH17 never happens because Reimu accidentally died in a fire at the shrine.

>>17605344
In that case, I think it was the chapter two months ago where Marisa thought Reimu died I think.

>>17605348
She'd Fantasy Heaven her way out of it. She could survive a fire in her sleep, literally.

>>17604991
Reimu please?

>>17605371
Or have Yukari gap her out of danger or Aunn saving her ass.

>>17605388
>Aunn saving her ass
She has no respect for property damage.

>>17605361

>tfw cannot draw
maybe I should head down to /ic/

>>17606407
Think of all the time you spent playing video games where you can't even remember what you did. If you spent all that time practicing drawing you'd be a master by now.

not memeing, but what kind of guy do you think Reimu would fall with? Generous and self sufficient are definite, but what else?

>>17606516
Reimu is the personification of moderation. She's the eye of the storm that is the constant extraordinary visitors to her shrine. She wants someone who won't make any more of a deal out of it than she does. She's kind of lazy, so she doesn't want someone who's going to be extremely energetic. Unless opposites attract. I dunno, the answer is probably ZUN since she's his waifu.

>>17606516
Powerful, and conservative

Someone with great ability and a hatred for youkai

like her father

oh, and has a lot of money because reimu is poor

>>17599841
Never has my dick been so hard

>>17599841
Short haired badass mokou has potential. I would like reimu and marisa to get their long hair back some day. They used to have glorious locks and now they've been reduced to >>17605553

>>17599841
I'm shocked and disgusted.

>>17607029
They still have long hair in many appearances, Azuma Aya just likes short hair a lot.

>>17607819
I just feel like short haired Marisa is being normalized and ZUN is trying to make her braid disappear and I'm scared of this change.

>>17606516
I don't see Reimu randomly falling for someone. Maybe she decides one day that she's getting old and it's her duty to marry someone so she can produce an heir. But as with all her duties she wouldn't be consistent about it - she'd just treat the guy as a live-in housekeeper, occasionally making spontaneous attempts to "act like a wife" that just come across as awkward. Also I see her trying to run off and fight youkai while eight months pregnant, with her husband desperately trying stop her.

...but Reimu's position doesn't seem hereditary in the first place, so she'll probably just stay unmarried.

>>17613528
It is hereditary. No one but the Hakurei bloodline can use the Yin Yang orbs

>>17613729
The reason anon said that is probably due to the implication Aya made that a Hakurei can be selected to replace another one. There's also no clan of Hakurei, which is strange.

>>17606473
if we could go back in time to change what we spent our time on, everyone would be millionaires. all that's important is making the most of the time you have left

Oh my.

>>17615139
Aya could've been referring to needing to find another dynastic branch of the Hakurei line in order to replace Reimu in the event of her death or incapability.

Seeing as though the position before Reimu's Spell Card Rules was probably extremely dangerous and mikos probably died before their 30s, the Hakurei miko was probably encouraged to have as many legitimate children as possible to maximise the amount of daughters to inherit and the amount of sons to expand the dynasty. Reimu is probably unusual in that she's an only child, and that she is unlikely to die before her 30s, barring disease, accidents or assassination.

That's how I interpreted Aya's statement anyway. Reimu's cousins may even be too distant in blood to use the Yin Yang Orbs, which would pose quite a problem for Gensokyo's future.

Yukari may have to force Reimu to get married to ensure she actually does that particular duty, because Reimu won't do it herself like she's supposed to.

>>17615808
Why is she bleeding?

>>17617050
Hemorrhoid. Gensokyo is devoid of those toilet donut things.

>>17606407
People are better at memorizing when they are performing physical action, for example, taking notes during a lesson or from homework.
You'd be better off practicing on paper and then digitizing/buying a tablet (so that your skills translate better into software)

>>17617050
Yukari likes it bloody so she got targeted when she was menstruating.

>>17617638
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

>>17617078
This sounds pretty good, I'll try it.

>>17617050
Pop a cherry and you're going to get some juice.

>>17556264
*teleports behind you*
"Pssshhh, nothing personnel, k-"

"Pick them up."

"O-ok..."

>>17618807
How can two girls pop their cherries?

>>17556790

>>17557443
...But what if a boy she previously seduced catches her with a new boy?

>>17560740
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes reimu....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling reimu....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite sweaty my dear....sniff...yes...this will do nicely....sniff.... ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it reimu?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it reimu…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>17619527
With the help of a certain friend

>>17558825
It's SNNN (Sananana), as said in the filename

>>17624139
Rinnosuke is so rad he opened both sides of that door with just one swing of one hand. Imagine what he can do to a hymen.

>>17627314
Hair-down Reimu doesn't look like Reimu at all.

>>17628226
And that is what makes it wonderful - it is a shade of Reimu rarely seen by anyone but those she trusts to see it. If you see a hair-down Reimu, you have either caught her in an embarrassing moment, or she knows she is currently among friends.

>>17628226
That's because we're too used to seeing the bow and the hairtubes.

>>17628290
It's just proof that touhous are nothing without their accessories.

Reimu's mom is cute.

>>17630335
Stop posting my daughter.

>>17630335
She must've been really violent.

>>17630537
I mean, how else could Reimu be as jaded as she is when murdering youkai?

>>17630335
That ain't Reimu's mom.

>>17604986
Reimu wears used condoms around all day

>>17588135
World's cutest temple guardian in the background.

>>17561866
>Eggs.
delet

>>17630993
Why not both?

>>17631366
No :DDDDDDD

>>17631105
Is Aunn-chan also very hairy down there?

>>17631105
Once in the background, forever left in the background. ZUN's just gonna forget about her.

>>17633493
>>17631105
What does she smell like? Stone? Dog? Stone dog?

>>17630335
Reimu's mom's best friend is also cute.

>>17633525
Wet rocks and wet dogs

>>17633173
Where does it lead?

>>17633923
The gap or the red string?

>>17633572
That's not cute. That's a murderer.

>>17633948
It's not murder when you kill beings that are below you in the food chain. It's just natural. Also murderers can be cute, pic related

>>17635243
That's not a murderer

That's an ex-exterminator

A great woman who has removed countless pests