/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Charybdis is really gross!

I want to pay for sex with a cute lolinuki.

>>17537413
I want to drink a maple dryad's nectar directly from the source!

If you kill a monstergirl, what happens to her husband? Is he just free game? Can he transform from some monster's ideal form to another monster's ideal form?

>>17537435
I want to keep giving that 'nuki cookies and sweets every day

Does her gaze affect other monstergirls too?

>>17537440
He dies of grief unless they have children already.

>>17537413
>edition
Absolutely disgusting.

Let's all love White Horns

x is best girl

>>17537454
White Horns are not for sexual! Especially if they're in heat!

>>17537454
I want ta small, shetland style white horn

>>17537454
Whitehorns deserve all the love in the world.
>>17537462
They're for gently breading and hugging afterwards.

>>17537456
x is shit
kys

>>17537454
White Horns would be great if they weren't taurs.

>>17537476
She's still /fa/ both with and without the horse body

>>17536466
>[Mizone] Ayakashi no Omotenashi | A Monster's Hospitality (COMIC BAVEL 2016-08) [English] [THOT Patrol Translations]
thanks anon

>>17537485
COMFY
O
M
F
Y

Literally made for hugs.

>>17537485
I want to ruin a White Horn's jacket with clothed paizuri!

>>17537534
I want to undress a White Horn for lingerie paizuri!

>>17537554
I want to impregnate a teen white horn so she has to try and be fashionable while pregnant.

>>17537564
I'd rather impregnate a hikkyneet CC White Horn so she has to try to become a worthwhile member of society so she can care for her daughter.

>>17537574
I want to support a kuu hikky-NEET CC in exchange for sexual favors. She'd lay on her stomach, playing her games, and let me prone bone her whenever I wanted in exchange for letting her live at my house and buying her food and games. Eventually all the creampies I'd given her would get her pregnant and she'd panic at having to leave her comfy NEET life behind.

Moist and DELICIOUS

http://imgur.com/a/lFFo9

This is the ideal outfit for a Holstaur, prove me wrong.

>>17537652
That's slutty, this is the ideal one.

>>17537658
i want to molest that chocolate holsts feet

>>17537449
I'd assume they get extra horny from it
Only monster girls more powerful than her would resist it

>>17537454
White Horns are at their happiest when they find a vulnerable gentleman in distress to save from the harsh cold

>>17537440
This makes me wonder how are Amazon husbands who lost their wives in a battle treated by the village? Are they kicked out? Are they just raped by a single Amazon?

I wanna give headpats to a elf!

>>17537681
Widowers would be prime healing material.

>>17537681
Sympathy and respect, maybe some lolis would want to try to heal them.

>>17537692
If you headpat an elf you'll get your scent on her and her mother will never take her back. What are you going to do then? You can't just put her back into her tree like nothing happened.
No matter how fluffy their hair is or how unprotected their delicate ears are, do NOT headpat an elf unless you want her to follow you home and prostrate herself on your bed.

>>17537681
The tribe probably has a lich or similar at arm's reach, but rather than to simply resurrect the amazon the husband is geared up to go to the underworld and find her first. Whether he stays down there or drags her back up is up to choice. The lad's the wife of an amazon, he can't be slacking off just because of death.

>>17537698
Why lolis?

>>17537706
>Got so used to shitposting about monstergirls I instinctively wrote wife instead of husband
Well I mean, amazons and gender reversal and all that...

>>17537709
They're not married yet.

How yould you like a disguised monster to reveal herself?

>>17537720
>Would *
Stupid phone

>>17537652
>>17537658
None of these are sling bikinis...

>>17537720
Gradual transformation.

>>17537720
>heihachi had to kill his demon waifu in self defence.

>>17537744
Thats what she gets for birthing a monsterboy

What a ded thred

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA

>When you tell the Demon Lord no Sith and the buggers come to your house blasting this at full volume

>>17537796
>that horrific thigh gap
Stupid dog.

>>17537796
Been dead for a few days now, I think everyone's caught up in school starting back up.

>>17537800
Purple haired anubi would be for tender loving bullying

>>17537796
Why is that dog speaking in Russian? She's Egyptian.

>>17537801
good

>>17537796
I would like to slowly lead a hardworking anubis down the path of hedonism.

>>17537695
>>17537698
>Healing a widower
BEGONE
THOT

>>17537647
Is that supposed to be a kej?

That's a girl we haven't spoken about loving in a while. Kej arestill kute

>>17537800
I want to punch Nitocris in her butthole with my tongue.

>>17537849
i've heard of shit taste but this is retarded

>>17537849
I want to punch Nitocris in the belly with my fist and then in the butthole with my cock.

>>17537861
Nito is for womb bullying with one's dick until she is pregnant.

>>17537815
Who knows

>>17537906
That sphinx has seen some shit.

>>17537861
>He wouldn't rim a cute girl

>>17537906
I don't speak Spanish, can someone translate this?

>>17537861
Don't be silly anon, monstergirls don't poop!

>>17537963
Monster girls don't sweat and can't get fat either!

>>17537935
Cu sith?
More like cute sith*!

*When not a furry

>>17537975
But then how am I supposed to have lots of hot, sweaty sex with my chunky maus waifus?

>>17538008
I don't know but that does sound like fun.

They get into those hathorite products and are they on top or are you?

>>17538022
You need to remove "monster girls don't poop".

>>17538008
Turn that holstaur milk into holstsaur cheese and treat them to it every day! Spoil them! Spoon feed them yourself and watch as they start to pick up
a few pounds in all the right places.

>>17538022
no hathorite products, just good eating. it helps when you have several mice who each can cook. keeps everyone fed well.
also, sometimes a, sometimes b. depends on individual mouse preferences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1_Ey-qIVE

>>17538037
So you'd have a haughty mouse that loves to do expensive, high quality meals like steak that enjoys being on top and has a huge, for her size, chest while the bottom heavy, meek one that makes killer breakfast foods loves nothing more than you using her rear in the bed?

>>17538001
The Siths as furries are not for sexual. They are for pitying and burning at the stake.

>>17538049
The Wolf's Den is the coolest place in town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7naPxQVqoQ

>>17538049
>>17538111
Just watch out for the Big Bad Wolves that frequent the place.

>>17537954
The weak should fear the strong

>>17538132
I don't speak vodka.

>>17538132
I wish I could speak cheeki breeki so I could translate these.

>>17538132
>>17538136
>Read the post
>Look at the pose

>>17538120
That story could've been so much better if he wasn't such a massive fucking faggot about his own writing

>>17538147
Blyat

>>17538132
I hope a monster gets me in a chokehold someday.

>>17538132
Lucky guy being wrapped in warm schedule dog arms.

all subfags are cucks

I want a big, muscled schedule dog that serves as the pharaohs general but really just wants to be doing administrative and bookish roles like those that her sisters perform.

>>17538191
If being pinned down by a big strong dragon and raped until I impregnate her and have to take responsibility makes me a cuck then I guess you might as well call me Anthony Burch.

all domfags are cucks

>>17538132
>>17537906
>>17537796
Artist? I've never seen this style before.

>>17538156
idi nahui

>>17538200
you certainly will be one when a real man comes along and makes her a mere female lizard

(you)

>>17538201
>>17538191
fight
fight
fight
fight

>>17538251
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss.

>>17538265
that's fucking gay anon

I need something to write that isn't my own name

>>17538281
you could write an encyclopedia about monstergirls.

>>17538281
hitlerdidnothingwrong

>>17538281
Why are the reptilian monstergirls (Dragons/Lamias/Lizards) the best ones?

>>17538218
rush b suka

>>17537720
By finding out it's an illusion, and inquiring as to what she is hiding.

Maybe even having the sense that something wasn't quite right for a while before then.

>>17538293
What is this from anon?

>Propose a Bapho
>Be weak as shit, you cant possibly defeat her
>Instead take the "husband challenge"
>Get sent by her to a RPG-like quest where she will set up a shop with potions and items that can make even a weakling like you succeed in the quest that normally only legendary heroes can succeed
>The shopkeeper is loli "obviously not Bapho" girl
>While normally items cost currency. To get the true legendary items you need to take her out on dates and go through sex scenes with her

Will you blow her cover and tell her you know its her or play along?

>>17538314
from mother Russia, cyka

I want a salamander with overly large breasts that make it difficult for her to fight.

>>17538320
I'd make sure to mention the baphomet in conversation and say nice things about her, just to watch the shop keeper go red in the face.

>>17538314
I see that, but whose the artist? They're really good, and reverse image search shows nothing

>>17538320
>While normally items cost currency. To get the true legendary items you need to take her out on dates and go through sex scenes with her
Well shit, how do are you supposed to get the legendary weapons if you're saving yourself for the Bapho? That sounds difficult to make it through the quest using normal weapons unless you either grind like hell, or find a strategy to cheese the quest.

>>17538331
"I cant have sex with you. My heart belongs to the Bapho, even though she doesnt loves me."

>tfw had a dream about a Raiju bring my generator when the hurricane knocked out my power.
My neighbors were jealous and I saved a whole bunch in gasoline.

>>17538273
Alps are like supervillains
Nobody likes them but they are a necessary evil to get rid of faggots.

>>17538314
From Russia, with love

>>17538320
Play along, though I wouldn't visit her shops most of the time.

What about a sort of phantom/ochimusha combo?

>>17538364
Why not?

>>17538368
Because of grinding.

>>17538357
Please anon, I need to know who the artist is. I gotta know if there's more or gonna be more. I'm a slut for schedule dogs

>>17538366
>Sengoku Basara
Never thought I'd see a character from that series get posted here.

>>17538339
>Bapho thinks you'll eventually just give in and fuck her for the items
>Instead she heartpupils the next time she sees you after spending three weeks without break grinding to the level cap

>>17538339
If you are not willing to grind like hell for your wife you don't deserve her.

>>17538410
>>17538422
I think you guys missed the point of the post being about an Anon not lewding and dating the shopkeeper because he doesn't understand she's the bapho.

>>17538291
>Dragons
Dragons have almost always been associated with something men respect on a primal, bestial level: Strength. Before the Demon Lord came in and slutted everything up, they would have been very close, if not the de facto strongest family of monsters. Knights ride out to slay them on quests, Lords emblazon their sigils with iconography of them. Or, to even farther East, the Zipangans or Mist Continent dwellers literally revere them as Gods, the former tracing back their emperor's ancestry to an Otohime. There's also the fact that due to themselves representing strength at its paramount, a Dragon will only settle for their husband being a cremé-of-the-crop physical specimen. Meaning, that dare I say it, you have to literally climb that mountain to garner her love. They're also insanely affectionate when you turn them into mere female lizards.

>Lamia
If there's one thing men distrust but enamored by is the snake. If I were to put it in a sexual context, Lamia are actually terrifying apex sexual predators when it comes to sensory overload or bondage play. Especially considering that they'd be able to feel your heart beat through their muscles as they coiled around you. The mating with them lasts for hours, they have an insane wife instinct and maternal drive. They literally get off on the idea of 'embracing' you so tightly, so to speak.

>Lizardmen and Salamanders
See Dragons, but a more reasonable goal and a more commonplace one. There's nothing sexier than a woman who can kick your ass and unless you've gotten a blowjob from a woman who actually knows how to end a guy rightly you haven't lived at all.

But, at the end of the day, I will say this.

Lustria never gives up her prey.

>>17538429
I'm making a general statement.

>>17538429
>because he doesn't understand she's the bapho
I'm fairly sure that he knows, thus "Will you blow her cover and tell her you know its her or play along?"

>>17538387
Are you the fag who commissioned 3 pics from sookmo?

>>17538437
>There's also the fact that due to themselves representing strength at its paramount, a Dragon will only settle for their husband being a cremé-of-the-crop physical specimen.

Thats not true at all. In fact, a fun fact, Salamander-Lizardman is more a bitch than Dragon will ever be. All you have to do is step in front of a single Dragon, propose her and thats it. They are actually very chill, I dont know why they have such a bad reputation about being picky.

>>17538488
I think if an anubis called me master something inside me would snap and I wouldn't be responsible for what came after.

>>17538488
No. I wish I had the money to commission artwork of anubises though.

>>17537454
Get in here you fucking cutie! It's cold out and you're buried in the snow! My wife is going to cast so many luck spells on you, you'll run into your perfect husband the second you walk out the door.

>>17537720
Leaving hot fried tofu out on the counter and seeing if she eats it.

Lately manticores have been on my mind a lot, I don't care what one would put me through with her sadistic acts and cruel words as long as she cuddled as part of aftercare.
Am I broken?

>>17538489
Isn't it obvious? Its a smear campaign from Lizardmen and Salamanders to make Dragon look bad.

I mean, she is stronger, superior Lizard and unlike them she doesn't put you through that "you have to be a warrior" requirement.

They had to invent that "Dragons are super picky! Even more than us!" myth to avoid anons go wife hunting for Dragons and think its easier to waifu Lizards even if you have to become an elite fighter. This myth is the reason so many Dragons die single and become Dragon Zombies. We have to spread the word about how truly amazing and great girls Dragon are.

>The myth still fails at its purpose since most guys that are fooled by it rather than getting good and becoming warriors to marry Lizard Girls, go for Wurms, Dragon Zombies and Wocks.

>>17538533
Nope. You're just a slut for tailpussy.

Don't underestimate cats.

>>17538533
>Am I broken?
Does it matter when you have good taste?

>>17538533
>The only girl with "cruel" personality. Beware!

>>17538540
I guess I am, tail pussy is a hell of a drug.
>>17538544
It's nice that manticores have regained some popularity, at one point they go a ton of hate.

>>17538533
I want to drink a Manticores milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9_Kx81dw4

>>17538541

>>17538593
I want to break her hymen.

>>17538582
Personally I like my Wisps with a twist of voodoo and coon-ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcJ5WQSamQ

Shhh, banana is sleeping

>>17538641
That perspective is all fucked up, she looks like a puddle.

>>17538191
>>17538201
Everyone but fencefags are cucks

>>17538547
How I imagine a manticore being "cruel"
>Come home from a long day of work
>Manticore waifu is on the couch in panties and a loose t shirt
>Acknowledge one another while you shuffle into the kitchen and open the fridge
>Notice the peice of cake you saved from dessert last night is missing
>Call out to manticore waifu "Um sweetie where did my piece of cake go?"
>"I ate it"
>"But I was saving that for when I got off."
>"I know"
>Crumple down in front of the fridge, defeated and cakeless.
And later that night you get some of her cake.

>>17538654
Taking flat to a new level

>>17538665
>Eating a man's cake

Thats too cruel anon.

>>17538641
Banana is thick.

say do you guys even know about Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki ? or is this one of these mangas we don't talk about cause reasons ?

>>17538533
>>17538540
>TFW only ELH and RSAnon wrote good Manticore shorts

>>17538693
>RSAnon
RIP

>>17538686
Literally never heard of it, but I recognize that komainu.

>>17538721
What the fuck is that fringe supposed to be?

>>17538731
If you're talking about the hair curls, you could google komainu pictures.

>>17538739
No, that fringe specifically.

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>>17538792
Get in line faggot, I desire an Automaton that's that thick.

>>17538731
Exactly what it looks like.

>>17538841
I want to cut that hair and fix it.

>>17538731
A cinnamon roll.

Would a Hellhould get pissed if her husband "good girl" pats her?

>>17538846
Hair doesn't do that

>>17538488
Sauce?

>>17538848
Yep. Rape would definitely follow.

>>17538864
Isn't that business as usual?

does anyone else get weirded out or uncomfortable out the maid/pet/sevant "master" relationship thing?

>>17538878
Not anywhere close to how I hate "daddy" etc.

>>17538878
I get weirded out when you guys spell it as mastah and I can only hear in carl from athf voice.

>>17538887
Daddy and mommy relationships are the worst.

Which monmusu would like to have sex while high?

Yetis in folklore are said to be larger than humans, but their monster girl version doesn't seem to be big on average. I think large size would suit them well. Muscles are not 100% necessary, but would be a plus.

If the world is a vampire, does that mean waifu is everything?

>>17538903
>EMG
>Drugs
nice bait, but nevertheless GTFO

>>17538907

go back to /mu/ billy

>>17538920
I meant to say mamono but it autocorrected.

>>17538903
now that I think about it, arn't were sheep and their fur that world equivalent to heroin?

>>17538904
The size comes from the cloak after all.

>>17538892

i hope you get a handbanana girl

>>17538904
Same, I always though Yetis should be pretty tall.

Hellhounds are perfect.

>>17538501
Best would be outranking a lolinubis so she calls you "my lord" or "your highness" or something.

>>17538946
The novelty wears off pretty quick. I'd rather an anubis over my stature and position get conned into being my maid for a day.

>>17538933
"All I know is husband...Child...And rape."

>>17538946
Lolinubis you say?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57035690

>>17538892
would you still do a monster girl if she talked and acted like carl?

I know folks talk about older business women but I've been thinking....

What about the 'blue collar' girls.

Like, why not have a minotaur construcition worker instead of a business owner or a lowly dwarf miner instead of the Lady of a Dwarven keep.

I, for example, do sometimes think about getting a dragon queen or something similar but I honestly hate being important or the center of attention.

>>17539025
Blue collar are the best.

>>17539027
That they are.

Like, instead of having a tanuki who owns a massive super corporation, one that works as a manager at a construction site.

>>17539025
I like to think about manticore and hellhound construction workers cat-calling at male passersby until the baphomet foreman yells at them to get back to work.

>>17539025
There's nothing enticing about a blue collar construction worker. They work out all their frustrations in the day through hard labour and so when they get home they're just tired.

But business women grills are hot, spending all day in a tight top and a pencil skirt, commuting on shitty trains. It also makes one tired, but there's also an undercurrent of tension to be worked out.

Better yet if she's spent years coming home to a dark and empty house. Then they really know how to appreciate walking home to a bath, dinner and husband.

>tfw you just want to go swimming in MGE
>Normal ass swimming
>You can't because of MGs

I'm starting to understand why Order / Not Ilias are upset over MGs.

>>17539040
I imagine monster girls would be a lot more blunt with their cat calling
>Passing buy a construction site
>Big, beefy Hellhound on her break, sitting on an I-Beam eating her lunch
>She looks up at you and her eyes glow
>"Hey cutie, I wouldn't mind you deep inside of me - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

>>17539025
I grew up in a blue collar family and was surrounded with the reality of how much it takes from you.

Hard to romanticize something that, to those who have experienced it, seems so inferior.

>>17539087
Get a wife, faggot. Swim with her.

>>17538954
>The novelty wears off pretty quick
It would be only a part of the fun to be had in that scenario, naturally.

>>17539085
>>17539103

Oh, I'm not expecting a girl that comes back from hard lifting to be super romantic or some overly elaborate sex.

I'm talkiing more about a tired oni that just wants to come home, crack open a beer, and relax on the couch.

>>17538938
Can't argue against objective facts.

>>17539089
Damn! DAMN! Shit man I mean..... THAT HELLHOUND! I just have no words to say. 20 out of 10, perfect. Would waifu immediately.

>>17539087
can't unhear that one video

feesh pussie

>>17539145
That nighound is crackhead tier thin.

>>17539108
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2765737

>>17539103
>>17539117

Thats when you pump her full of your mamano to make her ready for the next day.

>>17539229
Lazy, slow sex while she relaxes is the best.

>>17539025
Ideally my waifu would indeed help me with my job

>>17539229
It's your duty as her husband to ensure you fill her enough that she's ready for all of tomorrow with energy to spare!

>>17539266
And what sort of job would that be?

>>17539279
welding underwater, I would wear my waifu like an environmental suit.

>>17539300
She a slime?
Or would you have a mermaid or other acquatic waifu that follows you down there to keep an eye on you?

>>17539313
As much as it would be convenient to have an aquatic waifu to run me tools, my dick has demanded I chase down Shoggoths. The real shame is knowing that aquatic MGs would immediately make my field obsolete.

>>17539335
Oh.
So you want to be welding and taken to the sunken city.

I want a pair of jinko twins.
Big, tall, muscled jinko twins that would snuggle up at the end of the day

>>17539424
Minichuffs deserve love too.

>>17539436
Their stunted little sister could be cute as well.

>>17539436
I prefer them jumbo, with delicious abs

>>17539465
I swing between wanting a tall, heavily muscled jinko, a tall, strongfat jinko, and a small, oppai loli jinko.

Vanilla jinko is delicious too

>>17539347
Something like that, but really I just want to wear her like a wetsuit that also periodically gives me blowjobs while I work.

>>17539475
Does strongfat monster girl art even exist? I never see any.

>216 cm tall Kikimora with an extremely thick Slavic accent
>Is actually very dainty and girly, and enjoys nothing more than being praised by her master

>>17539520
The best!

>>17539518
I dunno, I wouldn't want to screw around with underwater work with stuff like that.

>>17539519
I don't believe so but I wish it did.

>>17539520
That's a cute kiki.
8ft tall is the best for snuggling.
Would make her the small spoon.

Although face to face snuggling is good.

>>17539520
How would she react if you walked in on her twirling around in front of a mirror while wearing a frilly pink dress in the middle of the night?

>>17539436
Literally demanding a raw adult penis in her little pussy.

>>17539540
Is she?

>>17539554
Yes.
A heavily pregnant minichuff will soon be walking throughout the building

>>17539475
I want at least 2 of 3 of those

>>17539569
And which would those be?

>>17537672
Vulnerable, timid White Horns are cute

>>17539539
She'd probably be embarrassed at being caught in such a state but as her master I'd order her to continue while I watch.

>>17539554
Yes, just look at that body, those tan lines, that outfit, she's absolutely demanding to be cummed inside over and over again until it's flowing out of her and she can't do anything more than lay there and twitch in the afterglow with an ahegao on her face.

>>17539573
Strongfat just because there isn't art of strongfat.

>>17539089
>that pic
That's pretty much what I imagine a hellhound would look like if someone threatened their male. Hell for some of the more touchy hellhounds, that's probably the reaction you get if someone is rude or makes a snide remark about their one and only male.

>>17539685
>Your boyfriend is an ugly stupid manwhore!

>>17539087
You could solve that by throwing grenades into the water before you go swimming.

>>17539685
Hellhounds get angry pretty quickly and can be quite threatening, but it's the snakes you have to watch out for.
Nobody holds a grudge like a lamia, and they NEVER forget.

>>17539702
>>17539840
I bet the husbands of those hotdogs can calm them down real quick with some ear scratches
>"What did you just say about my mate, you uppity bitch?"
>"I said he's an ugly stupid manwhoooooohhhh..."
>"What's wrong you dumb cuuuuhhhhh... ooohhh to the left a little bit..."
>"What were we fighting about again?

>>17538848
No, however, the husband better be prepared for hours of cuddling, locked in a tight vice grip.

Decided to run these through google translate to see what these mean, or at least get a sense of what they're saying. It's better than nothing I suppose. If anyone knows Russian and is able to clean these up, that'd be cool.

This took longer than it should have. Not knowing any Russian or having a good way to type Cyrillic made it difficult,
not to mention the font in the pictures looks weird compared to some of the actual characters.

>>17537796
Anubis: My task is to protect Pharaoh's troops and the territory around the nicknames from intruders

In other, not a fact that terrifies
P.S. Actuated only for men

>>17537906
Anubis: I figured out that the offender appears about once every six months, and with a probability of 70% is a man
By the way, it's time to make a schedule and a list of cases for another month ahead

Sphinx: What? Semiannually?!
I will always remain in the old maidens forever! What kind of injustice, all these adventurers?

>>17538132
Anubis: I believe, the judge of the first man is obvious
But the second ...

>>17538293
Anubis: What a claim?! These men I caught, and what to do with them, too, I decide!
Sphinx: Haha, guys, thanks for worrying about me... I'm fine, really...

>>17539923
Also, a source on whoever made these would be nice.

Have you considered surrendering to the power of the sea? Or do you need to be dragged down to the depths and taught how to swim?

>>17539983
And what if I refuse and stay on land?

Do each MG race has their own marriage ritual?

I would love it if Hellhounds and Jinkos had one.

>>17540038
Not at all. Most just go with rape and get done with it.

>>17539983
i like sea bishops, but i am a land lubber,maybe shed be into setting up in a horseshoe shaped tropical atoll like wake island?

>>17539983
I wouldn't mind marrying a cute Merrow. A shame that they have to give up their hat though.

>>17539569
same ;-;7

>>17540048
>I will never be the manager to a pair of Jinko tag team wrestling champs
When will this hell end?

>>17540058
Feel free to end it at any time

Big kitty titties

>>17540066
Medium kitty titties

>>17540066
Meh. I've seen bigger.

>>17540081
Fat cats should be made to exercise, it's not good for them.

Why are felines so second best?

>>17540086
She's a house cat. They're always going to have a little extra pudge.

>you will never go on adventures with a fox

>>17540114
Sorry mate, but Xiaomu is spoken for. Though I hear her friend is still single.

I think it's an appropriate hour to post lolis

>>17539025
I'm too much of a fatass for blue collar. I studied hard so I didn't have to do it to make a living. Maybe that's why I like nerd birbs and hakutakus and automations?

>>17540126
Dead lolis?

>>17540114
What's with the edgy dude?

>>17540114
Oh my god that delicious oni's dumb robot summoning dance and FLAT TUM

I miss this game.

>>17540140
Lustful lolis?

Reminder to consider your household environment before taking in your waifu. She may grow fixated on certain items.

>>17540126
Would you a flat-chested loli bully?

>>17540156
It was less summoning the robot and more controlling it with fin wire attached to her fans.
which makes sense a the robots are called karakuri in her region.

>>17540166
I'd bully a loli's flat chest

>>17540143
How is he edgy?

>>17540143
Reiji's been through some shit. His personality is nowhere near as edgy as his appearance and fighting style (weilding three katanas and two handguns all at once) would make you think. The walking meme factory of a fox that he's married to pretty much forces him to not take himself seriously.

>>17540189
>Two-tone anime hair
>Scars on the face but still looks good
>Lots of black and red on clothes
>Tragic backstory
>Fights with katanas
To be fair, it wouldn't be that hard to get that kind of vibe if it weren't for his dialogue and Xiaomu.

>>17540168
Then please take this fox, but do not neglect her lower half

>>17540205
I'd tape a rotor to her bean but set it just too low to get her off, and then brutally clothed naizuri her.

>>17540194
>>17540202
You guys forgot the part about him using quickdraw and going on adventures where he meets characters from popular games while working for an organization called shinra.

Reiji is awesome and the story makes sense in context, but on paper he is two steps away from a DA OC

>>17540205
>big, lewd ears just fluffing in the wind
She wants the dick taco, I can tell.

>>17540206
You might just be able to make her cum with her nipples under these conditions

>>17540221
Fluffy ears are nice.
Floppy ears are better.

>>17540221
I want to gently blow on & tease her ear fluff while I rub my dick against her covered-up pussy, and I won't stop until her body is trembling and her panties are utterly soaked.

>>17540234
>chubby doggy loli
I'ma flap her ears back and forth and intercrural her flabby thighs!

>>17540235
Then you'll have a very confused fox loli begging you to help with the weird feeling in her tummy. Take responsibility.

>>17540240
It's ok as long as you give her snacks.

I want a fox to cradle me in her tails. I don't even care if she's smug about me being a mofu addict. I need the fluff.

>>17540255
Sure, I'll give her some jerky to gnaw on while I hump her buttocks in the prone hotdog position.

>>17540119
Doesn't saya say at one point that her breast size is 99?

>>17540264

I want to visit fox village and act all touristy!

>>17540274
>This flusters the Fox Shrine Maiden.

>>17540255
Welp, no helping it I guess. I'll start with fingering and teasing, then gentle missionary & lotus position to help her feel good. If she's particularly slutty, maybe I just lay back and make her ride me.

>>17540279

I don't even know what she's saying

>>17540228
qt!

>>17540271

>trusting anything she says

i shiggy diggy

I want to bully a tsun girl with hugs.

>>17540291
Maybe she doesn't understand him, and thinks he said "Wow!! Fox Kimono! Can I take you home?"

What was your first encounter with monster girls? Would you say it was a positive impression or a negative one?

>>17540297
I want to break through her tough outer tsun and get to the sweet, gooey, dere center.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LND5jgS2hE

>>17540300

Sometimes, not understanding the local language can cause a variety of problems.

>>17540305
The only way this could be better would be if she was a gyaru. I want to do this to a virgin fake slut gyaru and fluster her beet red and stammering.

>>17540297
I want to bully a tsun girl by taking her tsun at face value/leaving and have her break down on the inside.

>>17540326
That's way too mean dude

>>17540330
I mean, how else did she expect a dense person to react?

>>17540302
Literally the one you posted.

I think I must have had a sexual awakening or something from Xiao because her body type and character is exactly the kind of girl I'm into today.

>>17540119
You know, these foxes would be better with tails

>>17540336
Brother!

I thought her design was interesting cause it had that old school anime look to it but didn't appreciate the details until much later. I think it was wolfus that really won me over a few years ago really. Couldn't think of the specific image though.

>>17540291
She's saying "Eh? Y-Yes! I'm fine!" in Engrish. I'd find it cute if a smug fox was trying to be smug in Engrish only to get flustered because she doesn't really know the language

>>17540340
Xiaomu's hair is supposed to represent her fox tails. Interesting that she would only have five from the looks of it (IIRC she's over 700, probably closer to 800). Reiji gotta lay down that shinra pipe and get the poor girl a few more tails.

>>17540357

Thanks for the translation anon. I don't have any smug foxes but you can have this deranged one.

>>17540316
But I understand what that sign says.
I'm going to give her a ride and then fuck the oldest fox there.

>>17540371
Deranged foxes are too spoopy. I prefer smug foxes that you can break of their smugness
>"Jeez, Anon. Are you so depraved that you're about to cream yourself just looking at my ass? What a pervert. Ufufu."
>hours later you come down off your raging shroom high to find your fox waifu with her eyes rolled back, tongue out, and mindlessly moaning about your cock

>>17540371
She just wants you to go into her unpopular secluded shrine and never ever leave from it ever again.

>>17540420
Sounds like a good idea. I can help with her shrine too. All I have to do is fill her with enough children to populate a city, that way it won't be secluded!

>>17540420
If I go with her willingly, act very calm, polite, and loving, and give her genuine affection when she just want to feed off my seed, can I break her creepy habits?

>>17540426
That's a lot of sex, won't you get tired of her?

>>17540430
You'll break them on the surface and make her a happy woman, but deep down they'll still be there waiting to come back at the slightest mistake from your part.

>>17540371
Nice braid. Would masturbate with.

>>17540430
She'll still be doing all the creepy shit while you're asleep, like sniffing your crotch and haa-haa'ing creepily at your sleeping face.

>>17540420

>>17540434
>won't you get tired of her
If anything it'd become more fun, as we find new ways to breed while evading our ever-increasing horde of children.

>>17540450
Cute! I would pretend to sleep just to see her do that.

>>17540455
>This is what happen when no one visits the shrine for 50 years

>>17540459
That would be scary, she definitely learned all your sleeping habits such as your breathing rhythm, how often you turn around, the way your breath quiets down when you're about to wake up, etc...
God knows what she will do if she notices something is wrong.

>>17540465
Why is yandere the best archetype?

Also, I want to know what happens if she notices something wrong for research purposes but if I were to fake death and surprise her by revealing that I was alive I might get tied up or some shit but nevertheless yan fox is besto.

>>17540426
>yandere 9-tail inari
Would she keep you bundled in her tails to keep you from escaping?

>>17540471
>Why is yandere the best archetype?
Because a yandere loves you, really loves you. As in AM but instead of hate its love. They'd do anything for love back, anything, or try and force it out of you so you can understand.

>>17540420
You know, I'd probably end up being okay with that.
Frankly, I'd be flattered if the spirit of a shrine took a liking to me, especially if it was some ancient evil I accidentally released.

>>17540471
>Spoiler
That's a terrible idea.
Best case scenario she will want you to make it up to her with a day of spoiling and sex.
Worst case scenario she breaks from the rollercoaster of emotions and becomes a batshit insane yandere who keeps you chained up to the bed.

I want more Egyptian candy snake

>>17540471
No, she knows she doesn't need physical restraints to keep you from leaving.
She'll have you completely addicted to her. The mere thought of having to be away from her and her perfect tails would be enough to give you the shakes.

>>17540483
I've got a lollipop for her.

No really, an actual lollipop, I know how she likes them and thought it would be a nice gift.

>>17540483
Thread has been overtaken by foxes.
Snakes can and should go home.
Egyptian vulpines are welcome though.

>>17540481
But being chained up wouldn't be a bad thing, you would be spoonfed inari cooking (your favourite dishes), have fairly gentle but intense sex and be showered in (broken) love. What is so bad about that?
>>17540475
The only thing that annoys me about that, and MGE in general is that age-wise you are immortal and constantly have kids. I would love to become an old couple with my waifu and see our kids grow up and die in each other's company etc., and I think reincarnation would be a better concept as you could experience another lover, someone different (not in an NTR way), it seems more rational for the setting.

>>17540502
>and constantly have kids
Well, you don't. Unless you're into, say, Large Mice.
I'm fairly certain this is part of the reason why monster fertility rates in MGE are lower than that of humans EVEN WITH the significantly increased sex.

Anon and his wisp sidekick punching the fuck out of people in the name of peace!

>>17540514
the roles are reversed in this instance (i.e Anon is hitbox-chan, or -kun in this case)

>>17540502
I agree that being chained up isn't that bad. You get taken care of by your wife who loves you to the point of wanting you to not even have the possibility of leaving her.
The one thing I really dislike about it is that your daughters will grow up thinking that it's 100% normal to chain up your husband. I don't want yandere daughters who will kidnap their childhood friend.

>>17540523
But it works so well with dad, why would they not do it with their boyfriends?

>>17540532
It's just wrong. You don't need to chain up your lover for him to stay with you, and don't bring up those imaginary "whores" who want to steal him.

>>17540508
I want a large, Large Mouse.

>>17540548
That's the face of someone who needs to get punched.

>>17540548
>Hey kid, you got any cheese on ya?

I want to get a monster girl pregnant and then not take responsibility.

>>17540560
>"Yeah I got some fresh shit. Cheese curds imported from Canada. I'll let you have them... But you gotta go on a date with me first."

>>17540583
Why would you import cheese curds from here?

How would you react if your gentle and kind monstergirl Onee-san shattered your image of her because she's actually a perverted delinquent who wants nothing more than to rape her cute little brother?

>>17540548
Oh we are going to hate fuck the shit outta each other. I bet she'll come back months later, visibly pregnant and with that same smug ass smile on her face.

>>17540604
How would a monster girl Onee-san react if her innocent otouto shattered her image of him because he's actually a depraved shota who wants to turn her in to his cock-hungry breeding slut?Because that's what I want to do

Why is humiliating dragons so appealing?

>>17540617
The haughtier the girl, the more fun it is to humiliate them. Just make sure they actually deserve it, the innocent ones that don't know any better should be treated gently.

>>17540606
>"Hey there slut. Remember me? I bet you remember all those thick fuckin' loads you shot between these tits in that alley behind the club."
>"Wasn't easy tracking down your house, but now that I'm here we're finishing what we started."
>"What do I mean? I mean I'm in heat you dumbass. It's the full moon and my panties would be soaked if I fuckin' wore any."
>"So this is how it's gonna go given that I'm the one sitting on your chest here. I'm gonna rip off your dumbass pajama pants while you lick my pussy like a good boy, and then I'm gonna ride your dick so hard you'll be feeling it for weeks."
>"And this isn't a one time thing, got it? I'm gonna shove your cock into my tight cunt and bounce on it until you knock me the fuck up. I don't care how hard you beg or how little you want this because I want this."
>"You're gonna be my kids fucking father. You're gonna knock me up so many times that we'll make Wererabbits look like Order Nuns. We're going to capital F U C K, FUCK so much that you won't be able to live with out a dose of Vitamin V daily for the rest of your fucking life."
>"Now lay back and enjoy this slut. I know I'm gonna."

>>17540612
Heart Pupils.
Followed by rough, wild sex in every position you can think of until both parties are mindbroken and ahegaoing with your balls empty and her holes filled.

>>17540617
Because it's too much fun

What are your thoughts on nipplerings?

>>17540617
Because seeing a haughty girl humbled and looking up at you cutely with your dick in her mouth is A+ tier.
If she cuddles you afterwards and you get to feel how hard her heart pounds when your close as you rest your head against her chest, that's SSS Tier.

>>17540636
Alright on subby girls, studs better on doms. Could go either way for switches.

>>17540596
Because they're really fucking good.

T. Canadian.

>>17540626
And that's when we start wrestle fucking, right? Because if she talked to me like that, I'd get so randy that I'd want to start breeding her as quickly as possible, but I'm sure she would be just as eager. We're gonna have all fowl mouthed, delinquent mouse daughterus

>>17540622
I can agree with that, innocent ones deserve sparing but the haughty get no mercy.
>>17540634
I do love that one, "evil" dragons deserve it even more.
>>17540637
That shit's cute. The idea of one of making one beg for it on all fours in a cutesy voice is great too.

>>17540651
All you have to do is lay back and moan like a good slut.
If you actually take the initiative she's going to be a squealing, ahegaoing foulmouthed mess.
It'd sound less like a smug mouse riding you while taking dirty and more like "Oh fuck! Oh FUCK, your COCK! Don't stop! Don't ever Stooooooop!!"

Paladin-chan who grabs a cursed sword to protect her childhood friend!

>>17540694
I would be happy with either situation, honestly. She can go back to being a smug thugdere after I store my umpteenth load of the night safely away in her womb.

>>17540705
as planned

>>17540705
>Paladin-chan needs a weapon. Grabs a Cursed Sword
>Paladin-chan needs armor. Puts on a Living Armor
>Paladin-chan needs magic. Get's possessed by Kitsune-bi
>Paladin-chan needs a mount. Absorbs a Parasite Slime
>Doesn't even care that she's become an amalgamation of monsters because she does it for the sake of protecting Anon

What happens if you tickle a Shoggoth?

>>17540737
I hope this doesn't end up like my japanese Power Rangers where Anon has to put her down.

My little rape train can't be this cute.

>>17540744
With all of that combined mamono mana in one body, I don't know if he even could

>>17540750
He just has to kick her really hard.

>>17540744
I wonder what it'd be like filming a Kamen Rider series in MGC?
How would audiences react if I pulled the whole "Rider dies and then comes back with their final form" thing? I want to milk the pain as long as possible.

>>17540739
She tekeli-lis extra cutely

>>17540749
So this is what happens when an ushi has a daughter with a blond man

>>17540749
Sauce?

>>17540755
>I wonder what it'd be like filming a Kamen Rider series in MGC?
I feel like it would depend on what kind of tone you were going for. Something like Fourze would do very well while Amazons would get quite a few complaints.

>>17540755
If you want to milk the pain you might as well go full Gills.

>>17540769
https://ktarl.tumblr.com/post/164645564128
He pretty much exclusively does loli monster girls.

>>17540770
Monstergirl TV's probably full of saccharine lewd stuff. I wouldn't mind going Amazons style and giving them something scarier.

>>17540772
I think I'd go one higher. A secondary rider like Gills who suffers so much that the audience just wants him to catch a break.
And then he takes the bullet for the heroine of another show during a canon crossover special and dies in her arms.
I'd be smugger than a Cheshire watching all the angry letters roll in after I'd teased them becoming a couple then killed him.

>>17540788
>spoiler
Nah, that's pretty shit. If you're going to copy Ryo's suffering you might as well include the part where he adopts a puppy only for it to die a day later.

>>17540801
>he adopts a puppy only for it to die a day later
That didn't happen. Gills deserves something.
And I wouldn't copy it beat for beat anon. I'd give the character a hard life, have him fight and fight until things start to look like they're going his way and then kill him at his highest moment.
If I'm feeling particularly cruel I'd have him come back as a brainwashed villain.

>>17540808
>That didn't happen.
Inoue confirmed it.

>>17540788
How the fuck would anyone manage to make something like Amazons MGE approved?

>>17540776
> exclusively does loli monster girls.
Based

>>17540809
According to Inoue, Ouja literally ate shit in his childhood.
Inoue can jump into a river.
I just want to make monstergirls hurt so they can experience the catharsis of seeing the villain get the absolute shit beat out of him later.

>>17540815
Use the tone and not the horrible cannibalism.
And not the washed out camera filter either, that shit's ugly.

>>17540824
But the filter made the episode where Haruka blinds Jin sadder.

>>17540819
I doubt the producers would let any of that happen, at best it would end with twenty minutes of rough hate sex.

>>17540836
Who cares? It makes the suits look bad.
I can tell a sad story without dumping a boring washed out filter over it.
On a slightly unrelated note, I'd also make sure the hero and the female lead get together in the end.
Poppy deserved a monstergirl form.

>>17540843
>Sex
>Happening at all in rider
Ha! They can try and stop me.
I'll hit them with a main rider death as dramatic as Shinnosuke geting a fucking icicle through his stomach at mach 2!

>>17540846
Poppy was annoying except for when her actress spoke normally.

>>17540849
The death wasn't that dramatic when the next episode preview shows him being alive.

>>17540861
I don't watch Next Episode previews because they're stupid and Japanese writers can't keep their twists in their pants.
And come on, getting shot with an exploding icicle while orchestra music plays isn't dramatic?
Also fuck you Poppy is cute.

>>17540228
Nice Dargon

>>17540865
It was dramatic but at the same time it was pretty obvious. Freeze arc was still pretty good though.
Kuroto pls, Poppy is low tier.

>>17540548
The fact that she isn't conventionally attractive is the best part of this mouse I think. That, and her curves. I could play with her chest, tummy, and thighs for hours at a time.

Stupid sexy mojo cows, making me want to knock them up

>>17540818
He is indeed based. Someone's got to do the Sabbath's work after all.

>>17540907
Scary.

>>17540907
Good lord.

>>17540907
Would you buy her milk for a mere P$500?

>>17540907
>>17540922
Cow Hex is perfect.

>>17540907
>>17540922
Lich hex > cow hex
But really busty Lich hex is best.

>>17540976
Post pictures of Lich Hex.

>>17541002
They don't exist.