/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NO MORE SHOGS

Fuck spiders and fuck monster girls!

>>17530398
That's the plan, yes.

>>17530397
No, More Shogs.
More eldritch slimy Meidos capable of draining Mastah's balls whenever he needs them to!

>>17530398
Yeah, that's the general idea anon.

>You'll never get raped by a recently corrupted Black Succubus with an enormous ass and thick thighs.

>>17530397
EXTRA SHOGS

I'm scared of spiders but I go out of my way not to kill them. Mosquitos and flies die on sight though.

>>17530419
You're just asking to get gangbanged by Vamp Mosquitos and Beelzebubs.

https://youtu.be/3j1_Ey-qIVE

>>17530434

The cosmos is equal parts ironic and humorous, so yeah, probably. There are worse fates.

Reminder that the orginal MGE servants are still here, and still good

>walking through garden in the rain
>see this
What do?

>>17530483
Yeah can I get that in uhhhh
adamantium flavor?

>>17530508
Waifu machine broke

>>17530501
Try and protect her from the rain.

>>17530483
Ah yes, golems. With all the collapsed ruins out there to excavate, employing one for her great strength and careful manual dexterity might be quite expedient.

>>17530501
Say hello to her, if she turns out to be friendly and trusting tell her she can come inside to get out of the rain. After that she can join me for dinner to have a chat and get to know each other better.

>>17530447
>ywn be sung to by a wolfu

Baby wants cowgirls! Goo goo ga ga!

Just saw The Thing again, and I still want a genderbend version with a group of female researchers in the antarctica being corrupted by a monster girl thing.

Real kuso hours.

>>17530560
>you will never come home to your wolfu in a long black dress standing in your now candle lit living room
>She will never push you down into a chair and sit on your lap while singing in a sultry voice to you
>she will never passionately kiss you once her song concludes
It hurts

>>17530516

I don't think I have brain damage.

>>17530501
Whatever I do the stinky rain slime will start following me, there is no winning this.

>>17530598
As long as you don't smile or respond in any fashion, she won't bother.

>>17530607
It's impossible not to smile around slimes though.

>>17530585
Meme movie.

>>17530595
stahlp

>>17530616
Your life is a meme.

>>17530595
>No waifu to serenade you in a cocktail dress while giving you what's basically a lapdance.
>She'll never look down at you with half lidded eyes and give you a sultry chuckle as she caresses your face.
It hurts so bad.

>>17530501
Direct comparison aren't insightful, but I'm surprised nonetheless that Nureonagos don't receive 1/100th the love Shogs do
A comfy wife slime who can custom make any attire your want should be as popular if not more than an Eldritch abomination disguising as a slime maid

>>17530624
>>17530646
>She will never drag you to the bedroom afterward
>You will never engage in the most passionate sex ever
>You will never feel her hot breath as you both cuddle together in the afterglow
I wish wolfus were real

>>17530667
gaiz. stahp

>Anons want wolfus to sing for them
Harpies get screwed out of yet another of their speciality. What do you guys have against pretty birds?

>>17530714
>She will never tell you that you're her one and only
>You will never feel hear her tail slapping against the bed
>You will never fall asleep in each other's arms

Would you accept the request of a monster girl in oestrus (who you wouldn't consider having a relationship with) to procreate with her for a single night, and then leave even if she does get pregnant?
If yes what species would you do it with?
Impregnating a vulnerable monster girl, and not taking responsibility has to be the most satisfying feeling ever.

>>17530929
>Impregnating a vulnerable monster girl, and not taking responsibility has to be the most satisfying feeling ever.
The real monster is man

>>17530396
Tubby spiders are cutest spiders

>>17530722
They can't give handjobs and claws are cute.

I want to cuddle a fluffy lop-eared bunnygirl!

>>17530982
Cutest, yes.
Best, no.
Best spiders and big slim ones who are extra scary and sexy.

>>17531032
Cute is best though.
You can ride he back and grope her!

>>17531031
You just want to pull on her ears during lewd times, right?

>>17531040
Cute is usually best, but spiders are special.
Fearboners are much more powerful and leave a much deeper impact in your heart than a chubby spider's moans when you molest her.

>>17531055
I dunno.
When every spider is scary, doesn't it mean that the cute ones leave a lasting impression?

But yes, making her moan is fantastic.

>>17531031
Cute bunny girl, would snuggle and bring about her smile.

I'm gonna buy these for all my Holsts!

>>17531055
>You just want to pull on her ears during lewd times, right?

No! I just want to hug her and maybe rub her ears!


>>17531063
>Cute bunny girl, would snuggle and bring about her smile.

She's really cute!

>>17531081
Would happily fill that bunny bum.

>>17531075
I see that machine has a very well chosen name.

>>17531063
You make a good point. Perhaps cure spiders are indeed the best
We need to gather more data.

>>17531089
Bunnies are for anal only, unless you want her to get pregnant with a litter of half a dozen bunnies.

>>17530929
That's a good way to get hunted to the ends of the earth and mindbroken, Anon.

>>17531122
Perfect for calming down even the most aggressive of Minotaurs.

>>17531123
A cute, flat bunny with a huge litter of bunnies in her is cute!

>>17531075
This doesn't work on himederes cows. They demand their grooming to be done by their favorite farmboy.

>>17531125
Even if you made a deal beforehand that you would leave after fucking her?
Monster girls don't go back on their word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60

>>17531144
>himedere holst
>doesn't let "just anyone" milk her
>hand picks you to be her personal milker
>ask her why, seeing as you are the most inexperienced of all the farmhands
>gets flustered and tells you to shut up and milk her already

>>17531142
It's cute until she gives birth and then you've got a bunch of small bunnies running around, playing and teething on anything in their reach.

>>17531154
I bet she gets angry when you try to take care of other cows.
>Pouty himedere cow who wants you to apologize for changing her friend's water before hers

>>17531184
Cute daughterus and a cute wife!

This Lich has clothes made for a fully clothed tit-job. Damn those liches, figuring out my weakness.

>>17531184
I want a pudgy, himedere holst that demands I spoil her when it comes time for milking

>>17530397
Always more Shogs.

>>17531205
They're cute, but that doesn't change the fact that your daughters will teeth on your shoelaces, favorite shirt, their own toys, etc...

>>17531221
Would you accept her greedier demands such as you doing her in a slow doggy style while you milk her over a period of 2 hours?

>>17531220
Low-cut sweater paizuri is the best clothed paizuri, followed closely by button-up shirt paizuri.

Plump fox thighs save lives!

>>17531184
>"Hey, what part of 'personal milker' did you not understand?"
>apologize profusely
>"Why does the farmer even keep someone like you around? I'll have to talk to him about you."
>plead with her, telling her you need this job and that you'll do anything for her
>she thinks for a moment, then she blushes
>"Well I suppose I can be gracious this one time. The air conditioning in my room is too strong, so I'll need a bed-warmer at night. Think you can handle something as simple as that?"

>>17531220
>>17531259
Clothed paizuri is best when it is between a student and his teacher, be she a Lich, a Hakutaku, or even a Salamander

>>17531291
No, they ruin lives by making able men spend their time wasting their seed on fox pictures instead of bettering themselves

>>17531260
That's why you get them toy carrots made by the same group that does wendigo stretchy meat toys

>>17531260
You know it.

Would even acquire some Manticore venom so she gets a bigger bang for her buck

>>17531291
How about fat vulpine fannies?

What's the most dangerous monstergirl to let near a shota

>>17531369
A lonely Automaton.

>>17531375
>Iron giant intensifies

>>17531031
>>17531055
>>17531063

I wonder if Hatters and Shogs can converse in madness?
>anon and his old friend (not alped) happen to have shog waifu and hatter waifu respectively
>shog and hatter go have shog tea, leave the two husbands alone
>"SHOG SHOG TEKELI-LI SHOG"
>"BLIMEY CUDDLESNUB"
>this goes on for hours

>>17531404
Goddamn it!

>>17531031
>>17531404
>reverse image search
>tags: 2boys
Abandon ship.

I had an idea for an Akaname momster
>licks off food from around mouth of sonnu
>cleans his glasses with her tounge
>insists him to change his clothes everyday so that she can wash them but actually keep them and bathe in their sweaty scent
What do you guys think?

>>17531375
Please make sure to keep vulnerable shotas safe from Automata at all times.

>>17530483
I miss Loen

>>17531438
He vanished off the face of the internet pretty much.

>>17531437
>"Uuu, I need an adult."
>"I AM AN ADULT-TYPE AUTOMATON, YOUNG USER."

>>17531404
Lonely bunnies can turn to homosexuality.

>>17530396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRa5yL1g_k
thread theme

>>17531455
>alp bunny
Worried.

>>17531453
>"ACTIVATING ADULT FUNCTION MODE"

>>17531458
They're too horny to be meek.

>>17531404
Thank you Ackbar for pointing out the cancerous homos that plague these threads.

>>17530929
>Not taking responsibility for your actions
What am I? A faggot?

>>17530929
I'd do this to my yandere childhood friend Wendigo in heat.

>>17531220
>the underside of that gem is a portal to her phylactery
>Get to slide your cock between her tits and stick the tip of your dick into her phylactery, slowly but surely upgrading her to an arch-lich as you pump her soul-vessel full of cum

>>17531483
>pump her soul-vessel full of cum
Is there anything better than soul bukkake?

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>>17531502
Tarantulas are thick spiders.

>>17531515
They are indeed.

>>17531483
>This makes her perpetually feel like you bukkeke her.
Damn lewd Liches. I love it and would do it every day.

>>17531410
Hatters aren't into that kind of madness. They're the type to talk so elegantly and with such confidence that you believe whatever madness they just pouted to be absolutely normal.
Chaos species would definitely get along Wonderland ones, especially Wendigos and Alices.

>>17531421
Great idea, especially if she teaches him that a mother licking her son clean everyday is what every respectable family does.

>>17531555
>Wendigos and Alices
CUTE
U
T
E

>>17531549
Did she glue a belt to that part of her waist for a period of time?

>A blind anon in an abusive relationship with a seeing eye hellhound, where he has to do her sexual favors in order for her to not humiliate him publicly by forcing him to walk into poles and shit

>>17531594
>Then she does it anyway and says he didn't do it well enough
Disgusting. I hope the cops catch her one day.

Who's up for some hellhound impregnation?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64611616

>>17531502
Spider ass is as elusive and attractive as Baphomet breasts

>>17531549
So this dumb Elf was walking around with nothing but her belt?
She deserves to be mindbroken by a ruthless Succubus and be given to some perverted old man for his sole pleasure.

>>17531641
>Baphomet breasts

>look up hakutaku
>get the alp profile
What does this mean?

>>17531648
Don't act as if there aren't any heretical Baphos gone the way of the oppai
They'd be extremely rare, but they'd exist regardless

>>17531648
The most precious goats milk.

>>17531648
>Heretical Onee Baphos
A best. I want one to do lewd magic rituals on me to summon their deity, Chiyo-Nee.

>>17531611
>that look on her face as she's being impregnated
Hellhounds make me unreasonably happy.

>>17531664
Flat Caprids are lovely, they deserve to have their flat licked, naizuri'd and tickled all over.

>>17531648
Bapho cunny is better.

>>17531701
Fuck off retard

>>17531648
A-cup baphos > washboard baphos
Prove me wrong.

>>17531701
I want to bully a cute Bapho by only using her mouth and butt, and dry hump her and completely ignore her world-class vagina.

>>17531714
I'd even be fine with a positively stacked B-cup Bapho.

>>17531679
Flat caprids deserve their nipples tortured.
No girl should be this comfy, they must feel pain.

>>17531717
>responding to falseflagging butthurt normalfags
Retard

>>17531726
The only acceptable way to torture a flat caprid's nipples would be to accidentally bite too hard on them while cumming deep inside her comfy womb.

>>17531717
>I want to bully a cute Bapho by only using her mouth and butt, and dry hump her and completely ignore her world-class vagina.
How devilish!

How quickly do you think her smug will give way to begging and pleading for cummies?

>>17531726
Nipple torture is great stuff.

>>17531735
I hope at least a month. She should be really thirsty and depraved when she finlly breaks. Even better if she does it during a lewd position, like standing face-to-face intercrural.

>>17531735
>>17531764
Kill yourselves

>>17531714
A-cups are cute, I'm fine with either that or washboard.

>>17531764
Christ almighty anon, you must be really dedicated if it'll take her a whole month to break.

>>17531778
Kill yourself

>>17531771
>>17531714
Washboard have a weird forbidden appeal to them, but that's really a novelty that gets boring very quickly.
Small cups are so much better than nothing, I wouldn't touch a loli unless she had at least a solid A-cup going.

>>17531803
What if she just had big, soft and really puffy nipples?

>>17531818
Gross, no way.

>>17531818
Those would be top tier.

>>17531803
Not quite flat but smaller than A-cup is better.

What would happen if a dryad dragon could grow her own version of MG items but on plant form? how screwed would her mate be?

>>17531818
They would be fun to toy with for a night and any real man would feel obliged to receive a nipplezuri from her, but only freaks would be willing to date or marry her.

>>17531832
As long as you have some bit of breasts to grab we're good.

>>17531839
>, but only freaks would be willing to date or marry her.
How rude!

>>17531839
A or B-cups with small, elegant nipples is the best.

That's right. Give into best loli!

>>17531854
Lolis shouldn't have tits that big.

>>17531832
>A-cup
More like Alp-cup am I right?

>>17531865
This.

>>17531863
I will put it in Bapho-chan's cunny wunny!

>>17531865
My childhood crush had something like C-cups in primary school. A-cups are very ordinary compared to that.

>>17531865
A is the ideal middle ground.

>>17531875
And give her some yummy cummy!

>>17531836
Powerful Dryads would be able to create new kinds of fruit

>>17531880
I'll make sure to fill her tummy!

>>17531863
But anon, lolis are not attractive.

>>17531863
Too late. Already a heretic.

>>17531893
That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

>>17531863
But I already did.

>>17531865
A-cups are within the normal and allowed breast size for lolis.
B-cups are pushing it, but you could say they are for obedient lolis who got their breasts massaged daily by their onii-chan as a reward.

>>17531893
A short trip to the Sabbath "fun" room should make you realize how wrong you are.

>>17531895
Why is Chaos onee san so perfect?

>>17531905
B-cups are for quiet, shy, nerdy lolis with double braids and coke bottle glasses.

>>17531908
Chaos girls are just the best in every way. The chaos makes your boner that much more turgid.

What Monstergirl best fits a regal queen, almost king-like personality?
Not 'spoiled himedere' or 'I-can't-believe-it's-not-Elizabeth' but a stern yet fair, wise yet accepting of council monarch?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-40981051/bbc-pidgin-meet-the-team
>BBC is treating Pidgin as a real language.
No wonder Iron-Beast writes the way he does.

>>17531924
Literally Pharaoh.

>>17531893
My dick says otherwise.

>>17531929
Literally no different from using any other foreign language. If they want to reach Persians, they use Persian, if they want to reach Nigerians, they use pidgin English.

>>17531936
>>17531897
I wish there was more art of baphomets without the headdress on.

>>17531924
Plump
Desert
Ruler

>>17531943
I though persia doesn't exist?

>>17531924
RYU
Y
U

>>17531908
Because literal elder god is considerate enough to lovingly, tenderly dom her lover with minimal mind rape.

>>17531966
http://www.bbc.com/persian
??
?
???

>>17531985
Isn't that Arabic?

We need more fruit eating insect girls.

>>17532014
>http://www.bbc.com/persian
>persian
>Arabic
No.

can't even tell if this guy's shitposting or just a /pol/ack

>>17531969
Fat, old, lonely Ryu.

Need more vanilla wolf.

Oh god, poor anon was captured by that Harpy Kingdom patrol!

What kind of terrible, horrific, tortures awaits him!?

>>17532034
Needs an update

>>17532040
>being interrogated by Shoebill
>paizuri'd over and over again
>after a dozen consecutive cumshots her slippery, cum-stained breasts hurt more than you could hav ever imagined
>"The pain will end when you tell us everything you know."

>>17532031
Plump, matronly, happy Ryu mother.

>>17532040
Being force-fed Japari manko
Staring contests until he confesses
Forceful breeding by his captor before the altar of the Kashikois

I want her to wrestle me down, put my dick inside her and then raise her hand in a slapping position, ready to print her hand on my cheeks and threaten to get rough with me if I dont eat out her abs and overall her muscular body properly.

>>17532040
>>17532052
I'd ask her if i could get captured by a better looking harpy

>>17532052
Being captured by enemy soldiers is my feitsh. May have listened to way too many ero cds like that lately.

>>17532106
Don't get captured by elf mercs, anon! They're cruel and unscrupulous!

>>17532053
Big and soft ryus are best ryus

>>17532106
>rifle butted in the dick by occupying soldiers
>they laugh as you fall to your knees and one rams her crotch in your face, miming forcing you eat her out
You know, I bet if you sucked hard enough she might notice even through the fatigues.

>>17532121
What's the worst they could do, fondle my ears?
>>17532125
>rifle butting in the dick
Now that's a step too far, maybe in the gut and threatening to do it in the dick.

>>17532172
How about this:
>rifle butted in the back of the neck
>trampled on the dick while you're down
>feigned disgust and barely disguised arousal when you get hard
>cum in your pants from her rough combat boot
>get told to come here at the same time tomorrow if you want more
>she blows a kiss at you as they laugh and march off

>>17532052
I want this, but with Jinkos.

>>17532206
I think you'll find Jinkos are the enemy of the Birdland. You'll get what you want once the birbs are done with you and send you back home and the counterintelligence kitties get on your case about squealing.

>>17532222
Will they force me to lick their abs?

monster girls are degenerate

>>17532234
yes, and?

>>17532230
They'll rub their abs on your dick and taunt you for wasting your seed when you fill their navels up with your cum.

>>17532234
Monster girls are the last bastion of discipline, tradition, and monogamous purity in a world torn apart by hookup culture and degeneracy..

>>17532187
This is my fetish.

>>17532234
That's why I love them.
>>17532245
Most 2d girls are, not just monster girls but mge provides an extra layer of security for those afraid the 2d girl in their fantasy will cheat on them.

>>17532247
One day those girls are going to be busy playing with your dick while guerrilla Kakuens attack the base they were supposed to be patrolling around. What are you going to do when you go to prison along with them for being a terrorist?

>>17532206
It's better with the Holst Hussars.

They the you up and one tells you to give up your secrets while giving you paizuri and the other [spoiler ]cheers you on

>>17532240
I dont want to be released anon. I want to be forced to impregnate and raise the children of Jinko soldier wives. I want to receive them with an apron when they come home asking them if they want food, a bath, or me.

>>17532250
Or reject them. Thats a fear too.

>>17532278
No abs no use.

Minos are best, all the advantadges of Holstaurs, but with abs.

>>17532354
But holsts can have Muscles and are the mutation of minotaurs, meaning that They are the ones who can do things that minos can't

>>17532354
Onna-bushi Kobe Minos when?

My pixy gf keeps saying "here comes the snow" even though it's still summer, please advise.

>>17532377
Extreme Himedere hime-sama Wagyu Minos when?

Would Undead Kingdoms have their own specialty farms, or would they import from beyond the spirit realm?

>>17532392
Bobcuts are for elegant girls, gloomy tiddy monsters pls stay unkempt

Tell me anons.

What happens when your Automaton maid finds your collection of "MUSCLED GIRLS XXX"?

>>17532392
Depends on how many of its citizens need to eat food vs. just get mana from somewhere.

>>17532399
>not wanting to see alternate hairstyles on mojyos

>>17532392
>undead
>food
???

>>17532383
She may have been born in the southern hemisphere. See if there's a service near you that can recalibrate her weather sense.

I'd let her have her fill.

>>17532407
Undead can still eat normal food (by MGE standards) at their leisure. They'll also need to cater to the mortal guests that tour their kingdoms.

Stay safe anons

>>17532402
She removes her softness inserts and comes at me in her bare-bones configuration.

>>17532402
KC needs to give more info on Automatons already.

>>17532425
It'll be fine where I am, we'll get lots and lots of rain but otherwise I think it'll be pretty comfy.

>>17532426
A2 is the kind of girl I'd let crush my balls and thank her after

>>17532414
Don't.
Leeches are even worst that mosquitos, they don't stop until they literally cannot hold any more even after expending their stomach as much as possible.
You will pass out and/or become anemic if you don't stop her.

>>17532392
I've thought about this a lot, they would probably have their own farms or import from villages on the outskirts.
>>17532407
Undead still need spirit energy, food is the one way to get it that doesn't involve having sex.

>>17532436
I'd ejaculate the moment her foot came in contact with my dick and just keep on jizzing and making her angrier and angrier until she was just straight up stomping on my cock and balls.

>>17532444
I think you need to consider a therapist, my friend. That level of masochism doesn't seem healthy.

Anyone know where I might find a translation of this?

>>17532392
They would have specialty farms, no doubt about that. Things like undead grey mushroom would be a big money maker in undead kingdoms. Normal food can't be made there but special kinds of fruits and such can be farmed.

Normal meat is hard to come by since all animal life has become dark-beasts or something of that nature and has had their meat altered by it. I'm not sure what that meat would be like and what it would do.

I have thought about this a lot.

>>17532475
>They would have specialty farms, no doubt about that. Things like undead grey mushroom would be a big money maker in undead kingdoms. Normal food can't be made there but special kinds of fruits and such can be farmed.
How do they properly culture those things when they're supposed to be rare?
Wouldn't that also ruin their value?

>>17532460
She's not actually a wan, she's just a human with weird hair.

>>17532488
Well yes, they are rare. And they would probably be hard as fuck to farm. It would be a case of "There is no right way to do it. Ever farmer has their own secret special way to do it."

>Wouldn't that also ruin their value?
Supply and demand. For undeads there would be a near endless demand. And even then, since it's hard to farm on any large scale. Would still cost a lot.

You could think of it as a MGE equivalent to saffron. Which is more expensive than gold.

>>17532523
Damn near everything is more expensive than gold in fantasy lands.

>>17532533
I'm not sure if you misunderstood me or I'm misunderstanding you
I meant in our world. It's more expensive than gold here and so you could just think of how that would translate into a fantasy land.

Do not send your children to the monster girl operated hospitals.
They are much cheaper, but what they don't take in money they take in nature.

>>17532052
There are better designs than the swastika, but no one has done uniforms better than the nazis

>>17532392
Specialty farms for sure, Brill style. Where you get cute freckled zombie farmgirls and zombie holsts

>>17532407
What? Undeads eat food. Just because they don't need to doesn't mean anything. For that matter all monstergirls technically don't need food.

MGQ > MGE

Not even worth a (You).

Passive aggressive "I'm totally not going to acknowledge you" posting

>>17532605
>MGQ
Don't know what that is

>>17532605
At being shit, yes.

>>17532605
>dialogue that fails at being funny and shit fetishes
Nah.

Who needs to reply to posts anyway!

>>17532507
But she's big and soft, so she's waifu tier by default

>>17532646
But not a monster girl, except for a couple fan pictures.

>>17532646
Too fat for me, that's morbidly obese.

>>17532611
Best monmusu game series that even KC was apart of.
>>17532621
kek because designing monsters and adding flavor text is good
>>17532627
Yeah, because MGE has great dialogue. Or actual characters.
>shit fetishes
>when MGE has transformation and MGQ doesn't
enjoy being panties

>>17532646
Well then, you know what to do.
Do you prefer the good old sex induced corruption, or something more subtle like an elixir or a curse?
She will make a fantastic P'Orc.

>>17532605
Only Adramelech and the foxes

>>17532658
She is the perfect level of thiccness

>>17532659
>enjoy being panties
I will.

>>17532659
>Yeah, because MGE has great dialogue. Or actual characters.
Bad writing is better than a "comedy" script that reads like the monster girl version of big bang theory.
>enjoy being panties
Better than Plansect or half the shit in part 3.

>>17532676
>this is what burgers actually believe

>>17532676
>that image
Go stick your dick in a tub of butter then, pretty much the same thing as fucking that girl.

>>17532658
I ain't even American and that barely looks fat to me, just pleasantly tubby

>>17532693
You have to admit the unfortunate friends were pretty funny.

>>17532714
Still not a monster girl dude.

>>17532716
Not him, but that did give me a good giggle.

Death by snu snu :
What's your opinion on death as a fetish?

>>17532729
Has no appeal.

>>17532729
Stupid.

>>17532658
I'm not a fatshit fan but that doesn't really seem that fat compared to other shit that get posted here. Nav's barmaids look like someone in 250 lbs~ but get a pass for some unknown reason

>>17532693
MGQ is to MGE what Citizen Kane is to Jackass.

>>17532693
You do realize that MGQ is a dragon quest parody?

>>17532739
>but get a pass for some unknown reason
It didn't, it's why everyone preferred Latenight's version.

>>17532739
No gut or rolls, for one.
That's really the most important factor.

>>17532726
This any better?

>>17532757
>sample
Nigga

>>17532764
Did you expect anything better from fatfags?

>>17532739
The Jubjub is less fat than that.
>>17532757
That's a wallmart landwhale with a cute anime girl head stuck on it.

>>17532754
>It didn't
Really? Looks like we were in different threads then, because everything I saw was "umm thicc" "perfect body" etc etc

>>17532753
Parodies don't exempt things from being shit, not once did I say it wasn't one.

>>17532776
The opinions of fatfags are worthless.

>>17532783
>"Everyone who disagrees with me doesn't count!"

It's raining, it's pouring~

>>17532802
He is right, but it's because chubby chasers are not technically people.

>>17532802
Fatfags are gutter trash and should be ostracized whenever they try to force their terrible fetish in discussions.

>>17532779
I found MGQ funny and decently written, sorry you didn't enjoy it as much.

>>17532783
>implying anybody's opinions mean anything

>>17532811
lolifish is for dick

>>17532802
This guy >>17532813 has the right idea.

>>17532742
have you actually watched citizen kane?

>>17532659
>kek because designing monsters and adding flavor text is good

Imagine then how much shit MGQ is that a setting that consists of nothing but character designs with flavor text beats a full fledged game.

>>17532842
Yes. Have you?

>>17532852
whats it about?

>>17532851
The only thing that is shit is your taste.

>>17532853
Do you really want me to write the fucking plot here? Fucking dumbass.

>>17532845
Why are elins so perfect?

>>17532659
Yeah, because I'm really missing out on those monstergirls with fantastic 3DPD personalities.

>>17532864
>hair/fur color mismatch
aaaaaaAAAAAA

>>17532659
MGE is just, you know, an encyclopedia, it's infinitely shittier in every way.

>>17532873
It bugs me too but I like the rest of that one anyway.

>>17532856
No its yours, ask anyone if they would prefer to live in MGQ or MGE and see which answers you get.

>>17532739
The jubjub was acceptable. She's at the limit of what I would go for.
The kiki was way too big though. She was probably more in the range of 300lbs

>>17532876
>/mggg/ is so dead that he has to bait on other boards altogether
Pathetic.

>>17532876
An Encyclopedia beats a full fledged game, kek. Yeah those monster girls with 3DPD personalities are awesome.

MGQ could easily pass as an alternate timeline MGE where the Chief God managed to slay the Mamono Lord and restored the old system but monsters retained their monster girl form and semen feeding habits. Thats how shit it is.

>>17532605
>Game about death and vore
> ">"

MGQfaggots are just as bad as EMGfaggots.

>>17532921
Sorry that you can't accept facts.

>>17532939
Better than a book about plant tentacles fucking your "wife"

>>17532939
The vast majority of endings result in mating for life.

>>17532939
>implying there's anything wrong with vore

>>17532938
The entire planet knows MGE has the shittiest writing.

>>17532957
You and I both know there's a world of difference in how the two settings handle it.

>>17532945
Like the fact that the actual /mgqg/ died long ago?

>>17532958
Blame KC and his alp and corruption shit, even death is better than this shit

>>17532945
>facts
Might as well just have said "objective" while you were at it, you reek of /v/ and /vg/.

>>17532980
Who else would care about MGQ?

>>17532980
>you reek of /v/ and /vg/
They specifically linked this thread on their general in /vg/

>>17532999
That would explain the desperate shilling.

>>17532999
One of the faggots even linked a post I just made: >>17532866

>>17532958
Yeah, those guys are like the tough guy that bashes the gymfag but would chicken out when faced with him. Because they can call KC a hack writer, MGE a horrible setting and all that stuff and you know, maybe he is.

But at the end of the day, they imagine themselves with their waifu in KCian terms, even if she is from another setting.

At the end of the day they still likely fap to their fav MGE waifu and imagine living with her.

At the end of the day if they were given the choice to migrate to MGEverse or MGQverse the overwhelming majority, if not 100%, would choose the former over the latter.

>>17532966
Worse than MGs that behave like 3DPDs? Nope, never.

>>17533051
>3DPD

>>17532949

>>17533073
Still better than my wife being like a 3DPD.

>>17533044
If the MGQ world was coexistent it would be a nice place to live.

When's the next volume KC

I hope there are floating cities out there.
>Get shipwrecked
>Float around for a few days
>Get extatic because you spot land, a giant mountain
>Turns out the mountain is a floating pirate citadel, run by undead pirates
>get taken aboard to be the wight pirate queen's hugpillow

How do you like your elves?

IGNORE THE STUPID GLOVES FOR ONCE

>>17532999
Huh you're right, eat a dick anon for trying to cause crossboard drama.

>>17533051
>muh 3DPD
Jesus Christ please don't breed so that your retarded DNA gets removed.

>>17533107
Underground where I don't have to deal with them.

>>17533090
Just proves my point, you have to change the nature of MGQ to even make it a debatable "nice place to live" and even when it does, MGE still wins.

Even if you had a coexisting MGQ, the overwhelming majority would still prefer to live in MGE.

>>17533107
But what good do those gloves serve?

>>17533116
Ad hominem all you want, the fact remains.

>>17533133
Isn't the point of MGQ to change the world? Regardless, I prefer the characters more.

>>17533145
>3DPD is not ad hominem

>>17533149
Yes its the point. However again, it doesn't change what I said. MGE is still better than MGQ at its peak (coexistence)

Even when coexistence is attained, it is not lasting. Look how well the events of MGQ (which costed lots of blood and horror) lasted until Paradox came knocking it..... and when whatever peace is achieved in Paradox, there will not be a guarantee that it won't be destroyed again.

MGE is a bedrock of certainty and we know that once the Mamono Lord wins, it will never revert to the old system or something similar, as KC himself is invested in that happening. But again, even if you attained long lasting coexistence in MGQverse, it would still not be as good as MGEverse.

>>17533111
>Not even the other anons in their thread back him up
>They think he's stupid too
I'm laughing

>>17533162
Again, the fact remains.

>>17533107
There are only 2 good kinds of elves
1: The hyper lewd ones who want nothing more than to become your cocksleeve
2: The innocent, ignorant wood elves who live far in the woods in small sheltered communities
Those gloves are very stylish and they might be give a unique handjob experience

>>17533175
The fact that your garbage genes will be removed because of your own 3DPD retardation? Yes.

>>17533107
I prefer Assyrian Elves.

>>17533166
Since it's clear that you're not really familiar with MGQ I'll explain: Paradox is a spinoff that explores alternate universes in which different events occurred. The VN world still has its happy ending.

>>17533166
Paradox is just a fucking shitshow in general, really.

>>17533182
And still doesn't change the facts of what I said.

>>17533184
I prefer homonculuseseseseseses.

>>17533197
3DPD is ad hominem so not an argument.

>>17533189
Even then, MGE is still better even with MGQ coexisting. Though I recant then my statement about peace being so fragile in MGQ.

>>17533169
>anon thought he was being clever
>being shat on by both sides
Hope he learned an important lesson.

>>17533205
Although, with the existence of alternate universes, that opens up the possibility of an even more harmonious setting.

>>17533204
If you want me to put in proper words I can do it: Alp and corruption shit, is still not and will never be as bad as having MGs killing and NTRing you, with MGs offering no guarantees whatsoever.

>>17533201
I don't know if I can watch the next episode. It might destroy me.

>>17533236
>killing
Death by snu snu
>NTR
Never happens.

>>17533226
Even with alternate universes I doubt one of them can match MGE. I mean a setting where: MGs can't biologically cheat, will never fall out of love, will love you always forever, are all accepting, will extend your lifespan to match theirs and where you can shoot for whatever MG you like even if they are the world absolute strongest ones.

I really can't see how MGQ can achieve it, unlike MGE, the Monster Lord doesn't have that kind of power with MGs. She is really no different than a queen that keep them in check via the power of her armies. And is very unlikely such a Monster Lord would exist in MGQ anyway in the first place.

>>17533256
Yes it does. The Mermaid in MGQ had a husband and cheated on him with Luka.

>>17533264
In a Q&A TT said that if you end up with anyone but alice (IE Tamamo, Granberia, etc) Alice will still steal your semen to impregnate herself. Debatable on where that falls, but Luka's in for some awful child support payments.

>>17533236
But tentacles fucking your wife is not NTR right?

>It's another round of "my fetish setting is better than yours!"

>>17533246
I've accepted that the best girls (coincidentally both Homunculi) are gonna die.

>>17533264
Netori isn't NTR.
>>17533274
That was a joke, in that she watches with a crystal ball and smashes it only to repeat.

>>17533279
>something fucking your wife isn't cuck right?
The only good tentacles are vaporized tentacles.

>>17533274
Post said question and answer

>>17533288
It's another round of /vg/fag got caught out baiting and everyone continues to respond.

>>17533279
There is a difference between a monster girl tentacle doing yuri-like behaviour to have you and your wife fucking you.

With having an outright guy plain fucking your wife and your wife enjoying it.

>>17533302
I'm not taking a side on this, I'm saying everyone actively involved is autistic

>>17533305
Quit replying to him you goddamn retard.

>>17533305
Even your wife enjoying it isn't NTR. It's only if she prefers him over you, or leaves you for him.

>>17533295
Its still shit and way worse than corruption and Alps will ever be. In MGE you have guaranteed that your wife will never, under any circumstances cheat on you. In MGQ you don't and in fact there is a very real possiblity she will dump you if she gets bored with you.

>>17533288
Last thread was pretty good, it only makes sense that we have one arguing about fetishes and fetish settings

>>17533292
At least Mordred makes it to the end. Frankenstein's not even gone yet and I already miss her.

>>17533295
>Netori isn't NTR.
Same shit different flavor.

>>17533305
Still NTR.

>>17533310
Can't argue with that.

Today is the one day of the year that my Mad Hatter waifu could not wish me a happy unbirthday!

>>17533317
>this is what bicorns actually believe.

>>17533329
Aww, happy birthday hatterfag

>>17533318
The vast majority of endings have you as a mating partner for life so it's doubtful you will get dumped. But let's agree to disagree.

>>17533317
It still proof NTR exists in MGQ. There is absolutely no reason why a monster girl in MGQ can't dump you for another guy, just the same as they can cheat on you, they can cheat and dump of you as easily.

Remember unlike MGE, MGE MGs have no biological repulsion to cheating and neither are they engineered to love the same man always.

>>17533123
They hide there too.

>>17533338
You are aware that those endings involve "super high quality semen, legendary hero half angel gary stu" Luka right?

Do you believe an average guy would fare as good? Kek.

>>17533329
make sure to drink a !/2 cup of tea for every year alive.

I just want to talk about Snakes, and how nice snakes are
Or how about stories, some of the writers must have something interesting going right?
Anything

>>17533350
Yeah.
>complaining about Gary Stu's when MGE's (you) is more over the top
Luka was set up by Ilias up until the final fight more so than anything.

>>17533295
>NTR is cool as long as I'm doing it
wew

>>17533363
I like my snakes purple, a little evil and fond of cuddles.

>>17533363
Snakes aren't in my top ten, but some of them are really nice. If I could find a raven haired, charcoal skinned snake, I would marry her.

>>17533363
Anon, I cant talk about snakes. But I can talk about Dragons that look like snakes.

>>17533379
No. MGE has nothing on gary stu, you can be a perfectly average guy there and still land any waifu.

>>17533393
Depends of how you look at it with MGE.
For some people, being the guy that lands the lilim/dragon/9 tailed fox is being a gary stu

or the fallen maiden guy, who has the blandness of every harem visual novel dude ever but several girls still want his dick.

>>17533401
>Need to be a gary stu to land a lilim
Time to start lifting, then.

>>17533393
The encyclopedia author.

>>17533389
What I'd give to bed these two. I love spirits and I love threesomes so they're pretty much perfect in my eyes.

>>17533406
What about him?

So I was thinking of reworking that office dragon thing into an actual story.
I had this Idea of changing the oil so that its a unique fruit instead of dragon drool.
What do you think?

>>17533406
The author's intentionally flawed and generalizes things, it's sort of the point of his character.

>>17533107
Swearing vengeance for their people.

>>17533415
Is an Office Dragon's hoard her stocks and bonds?

>>17533415
>I had this Idea of changing the oil so that its a unique fruit instead of dragon drool.
Doesn't that kinda miss the point of why it was a dragon to begin with?

>>17533401
Anyone can land a Dragon, Lilim or 9 tailed fox. It might take more effort, but it can be done. No need to be a Gary Stu.

>>17533409
I prefer the Dragon Knight Commander, she is waifu material. It also doesn't help that these 2 Wurms are very smart and I like my Wurms as bakas.

>>17533433
>Anyone can land a Dragon, Lilim or 9 tailed fox.
Objectively false, the average man in MGE would get low tier wives like slimes and devil bugs. The kind of men that would be able to land something like a Lilim or Dragon are born with incredible talent and skill.

>>17533432
Not really no.
It's still an office with various dragon types.
the fruit in mind is would be associated with dragons, possibly to help with fire breathing.

>>17533447
Objectively false. This is said nowhere, nowhere, its conjecture.

>>17533433
But thats the thing
If your fantasy says that if you can do that, then by MGE rules you are better than joe average, and the moment you stand out in any way it lands you in Gary stu territory justified or not

>>17533455
>This is said nowhere
Try actually reading the source material.

>>17533447
That's simply not true. The only ones with those requeriments are Echidna and Baphomet.

You don't need to be special to land with one, but the fact that they're ultra rare and that there are tons of men means you have low chances.

Its like two children building sandcastles and one hating the others because the towers are built differently.

>>17533447
>Objectively false, the average man in MGE would get low tier wives like slimes an
Except the creator has said otherwise countless times that monster girls won't turn down any man who is sincere. A baphomet may only actively look for strong men but she won't turn down a weak one who is serious about her.

>>17533460
Point me out where it says you have to be born with talent to land a Dragon, 9 tailed fox or Lilim. The only piece that sort of says that is the Baphomet profile and it even says "but the truth is uncertain."

Also KC said that if you confess sincerly to any (single) monster girl she will accept you, unless she is in love with someone else. And that if you have a girl in your heart, you will get her.

So no, it is nowhere stated that you need to have talent or skill to marry them.

>>17533447
KC specifically said that if you want a monster really really bad, you'd get it. All that remains is having both immense willpower to not give up, and actually wanting the monster in the first place (IE, you're madly in love without anything in the world to change it, not that you just like a monster and when another passes by you suddenly want that one now). It's very well possible, but improbable with ever greater difficulty which might as well filter out 99.99% of the people who try. At that point it's still very well possible not just because of that 0.01%, but also because if the person in question really loved that monster, he'd have not given up, much less with how MGE works.

IE 10000 people set out for a lilim. Down the line, 9999 either find someone they fall in love with, give up due to difficulty, or any other manner of factors that they could've persevered through with great sacrifice and effort. That single person lands the lilim, because he loved her, and never gave up. It's possible, and at the same time exceptionally improbable to the point the one who got it might be called a Gary Stu at first glance.

>>17533470
>>17533471
>>17533474
>Trusting the word of a man that's less trustworthy than Kenji Inafune
You're pretty fucking dumb.

Stop fucking replying to him you god damn retard. Report and ignore.

>>17533468
It's a /vg/ fag poking the hornet's nest and getting everything wrong in his argument along the way, he doesn't care if he's right as long as he gets (you)s which people are still giving him.

>>17533456
No, because in your fantasy you don't have to be better than average to marry one of them and neither are these needed in MGE canon to do so. All you need is to confess to them sincerely, at times not even that.

>>17533476
So you think you know better than the creator? You know, the guy that decides what is and is not real in MGE? Kek.

>>17533477
You can't report something just because you don't like it, anon.

>>17533481
I'm not saying your wrong
It's that there seems to be an outlook of
>Fantasy of having a relationship with high ranker= gary stu power fantasy.

>>17533470
Yes, if a weak man confess to a Baphomet she will give him a challenge he can complete.
>In my headcanon she will give a normally impossible challenge like "steal the pope's legendary sword" but she will move the strings behind so that you can do it, like put potions and legendary items along the way to help you. Like a RPG.

>>17533476
Well, I can either listen to the one who created the setting itself, or I can listen to some random anon in a Lescatian portal-making forum. Hard to choose, honestly.

It's times like these you have to stop to appreciate life and think about how great tail pussy is.

>>17533499
Well that's simply not true. Thats stretching the definition of Gary Stu in the same way that feminazis stretch the definition of rape.