/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev!

>>17520137
Baphos are to be loved and cherished!

Tubby tanukis for touching!

>>17520142
What if I made up a contract that made a tanuki have to pay me to touch my dick?

>>17520148
If you made it up then it would get brought to court, tossed out for being fabricated, and your punishment would be to let her touch your dick as much as she wants for a year.

>>17520140
disregard small goats, go for the big ones

Bunnies are for loving and breeding often. They'll die if you make them lonely!

>>17520182
A pregnant bunny loli would be cute

>>17520137
How do you unlock that route?

Why are hellhounds so perfect?

Tonight on Rata-chan News, the Ice Queen has a new outfit to show everyone! This reporter got frozen toes and a sneak peek!

>>17520198
Warm milky breast pillows!

Fat bottomed monstergirls

>>17520203
The cutest reporter.

What happens if you do a suicide attempt in MGC

>>17520211

>>17520169
You say that, and yet drunkgoat gets no love.

>>17520203
I want to stand in the background while she's giving a live report, waving a sign around that says 'I <3 RATA-CHAN!~'

>>17520216
Would hike up her skirt, yank down her panties, and grope her middle as I go to town.

>>17520230
Imagine a pear-shaped Kiki with an ass that fine.

>>17520234
Nah, a pear couldn't even compete with that kiki.

She has it going up top and down below.

>>17520220
You're going to make her blush on live TV

>>17520216
What's the name of Barmaid Kiki's tavern?

>>17520237
A pear Kikimoras ass would still be Assassin of Black-tier nonetheless.

>>17520242
Do you speak whale? Because that's a landwhale not a kiki.

>>17520245
I think we've gone beyond jack-tier.

>>17520211
>pic related
>>17520218
i love em, would gladly ensure they have tons of 90 degree inclines to climb

>>17520137
>>17520189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU

Best Valkyrie.

>>17520257
That looks awful.

>>17520198
>toasty warm
>toasty warm mofu thats can be for touching and/or brushing but watch out
>no escape even in the after life
>black sclera
>man's best friend and then some
>naturally strong
>hot enough that she faintly glows in the dark
>pleasant campfire smoke aroma if you're into that
>sharp teeth
>very forward

>>17520257
That just looks kinda freaky.

You wouldn't right?

>>17520211
If my momster looked like this, childhood friends might as well just give up. I'll be loving her every chance get.
>wake up bj
>breakfast paizuri
>goodbye deep kiss
>during lunch, she sends you lewd pics
>welcome home deep-throat at the door
>afternoon nursing handjob
>seated sex during dinner while she feeds you
>wild breeding sex before bed

>>17520218
I fucking love Satyros, even if I do drink alot.

I like a girl who's not only classy but can handle her drink.

>>17520306
i wish her ears were more goat like

>>17520306
Praise Bacchus and his sexy Party Goats!

>>17520320
5head

>>17520320
Cute kitty cat

>>17520306
I like goats.

>>17507703

>>17520367
I was expecting a scared Wendigo hiding in her coat under the table

>>17520367
Silly meidos.

>>17520367
Oh damn, I love this far too much. Long haired Shog is a cutey.

>>17520367
Are they buddy cop detectives?

>>17520367
What is the context of this scenario? Why is the Kiki shoving food into the Shog?

>>17520422
Obviously to get her to stop talking about whatever she's talking about

>>17520430
she could just use peanut butter.

This is coming along rather nicely. Line art should be done soon.

>>17520367
>'I don't like it, you know? How in the world do they get that much suction without a bag? That mook Dyson was hidin' something from us.'
>'Yeah, but don't you feel like you're being a bit paranoid? I mean -I- could easily shift into something to out do that thing, and don't we have real work to do?'
>'Shh! Here comes one o' them now! The damned tin trap!'
>'Jeez would you look at this one, huh! Slimes, I tells ya! They're like living garbage disposals! Ain't that right Lily!'
>' 'As 'igh '
>Automaton just stares coolly at the Shog and Kiki couple, eyes whirring as servos worked internally, the stamp of DYSON Co. on her outer right thigh
"As you were."

>>17520422
its for a story coming out in the future

>>17520367
Baphos when

smol fox with smol pew sketch o7

>>17520530
Sufficient eyebrows.

>>17520530
She looks like she's huggable.

>>17520530
I prefer beeg fox.

My fucking face when I like erotic horror but can't find the stones to write it out of fear of triggering people.

>>17520556
It's a delicate balance. Pander to yourself before you pander to others.

>>17520556
what do you mean by horror, like gore?

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>>17520579

>>17520588
I mean butt, not abdomen. Although a great big abdomen to go along with it would be nice too.

>>17520588
>ffr
I don't think she's pregnant.

>>17520535
>>17520537
I'm glad you guys like! o/

>>17520548
Same desu but a smol qt with a smol pew felt like a better fit this time around.

>>17520579
O-oh my

I want a porc warlord that i can fluster with my innocent love!

>>17520579
Why not just take the butt Elf? She's pretty great.

>>17520616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RbPinWolUg

>>17520450
cute/10, would cuddle with.

Awoo~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1_Ey-qIVE

>>17520367
I have so many questions about what is happening here, and how did it come to this?

>>17520647
>Meanwhile at 'The Wolf's Den' Nightclub.

>>17520571
Not necessarily explicit gore. Just spooky shit.

>>17520666
I want to go to the Wolf's Den on 'Alpha Night'

>>17520727
You'll be lucky if you leave that place with your clothes on, much less single.

>>17520727
Pfft. Real subs go on the full moon.

>Tsubaki in the OP

laaaame

>>17520756
That would be nice.
Seeing all those big, busty wolfus with big muscles would be fantastic.

>>17520758
And that's why I don't go out on full moons.
Switch Master Race

>>17520761
That's not Tsubaki.

don't let filthy wolfs rub their pheromones on you

>>17520772
Of course not.
Only clean wolfus for me

>>17520775
Good taste. Nothing like having a soft wolfu rub pheromones on you until you're both too horny to think straight.

>>17520769

But it is. All red haired valkyries are Tsubaki.

>>17520781
What if I want a soft wolfu and a muscle wolfu to rub their scent on me?

Snow snakes

>>17520790
Snakes are the best.

>>17520761
Worst blazblue

>>17520367
I've always loved the Shogs fluffy ears.

Ren Xiongmao are for cooking you delicious Eastern cuisine. And paizuri. Lots of paizuri.

>>17520803
Fakes can't surpass the real deal.

>>17520813
There's a fine line between a Ren Xiongmao and a Koala girl. Be aware of what you're looking at.
Also, I hear Eastern cuisine is made from Kobold meat. Gross!

>>17520785
That depends on happy you'll be being their chew toy after they're done working you up.

>>17520832
Would be fantastic.
Comfy wolfu time.

>>17520758
By the end of the night I'm gonna be a sweaty mess cuddling the biggest wolfu there

>>17520813
Pandas are all too lazy! Ask a himzumi to cook spicy Schezwan cuisine instead!

>>17520854
That's the spirit. I hope you find her.

>>17520854
So you say. Reality is you're going to leave with a happy kobold wife.

>>17520861
Are you done being the fun police? Got it all out of your system?

>>17520861
>Wolves of all types at the Wolf's Den
>Huge, muscular wolves who can physically overpower you with ease flaunting their muscles
>Lithe wolves in long black dresses and beautiful voices who seduce their prey with words rather than by force
>Packs of wolves who work together and take you home to share amongst themselves
>A single kobold in a pretty dress that was raised by a family of Hellhounds

>>17520881
But where are the anubutts?

>>17520881
Where is the soft wolfus?

I want to keep my Slime daughteru in a glass jar for time out!

>>17520892
They're standing somewhere in the corner, keeping their eyes out for cute boys so they can command their royal guards to go and apprehend him!

>>17520893
All at the table eating tasty bar food!

>>17520818
>Shirou.webm

>>17520906
>they can command their royal guards to go and apprehend him!
Not every anubutt can afford a entourage, y'know.

>>17520906
Gonna grope a chubby wolfu or three.
Or find the biggest one there and give her rear a slap.

>>17520861
>Reality is you're going to leave with a happy kobold wife.
Oh boy, sign me up for that!

>>17520925
Let them dream

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful with Kitsune, some may be younger than they appear.

Remember, "One Tail, Go to tail. Mofu Two, clear and blue"

>>17520906
I want to eat with some bar wolves!

>>17520952
but what if she has 9? and keeps nipping me with her teeth?

>>17520961
Tails number nine? Get her feeling fine.

>>17520926
>Or find the biggest one there and give her rear a slap.

>Find the mot thicc wolfu about to take a seat at her table to enjoy a tasty burger with her friends
>Before she can sit down you run up behind her
>There's so many people that nobody notices
>You wind up your right hand
>With one final lunge forward you slap your hand down hard
>A thunderous clap echoes throughout the nightclub
>She turns and looks at you
>She gives you a smug grin
>Then picks you up like you're nothing, throws you effortlessly on the table, and mounts you right then and there
>Afterward you reek of sex and somebody's spaghetti

>>17520973
Good.

Gonna get that super big, super soft wolfu a litter that night.

>>17520813
Where do the handjobs fit in? I need to know.

>>17520896
I probably wouldn't go that far for my daughteru even if she misbehaved. Jarring the core is used only for emergency situations when she slimes out.

I wish wolfus were real

>>17520995
>2017 is 2/3 done
>MGs still aren't real
Have we been lied to again?

>>17520647
This song would work as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6l4H689FtM

>>17521027
>Nightwish
I'd let that wan massacre my Falador

Watch out for tech elves! They'll paralyze you and rape you with their coven of other tech elves!

>>17521053
she's got a spooky face

I want to have a platonic relationship with monster girls.

>>17521072
my favorite skin on Demons and Elves

>>17521072
Lord have mercy I want to touch those thighs.

>>17521055
You won't care when she's riding you as her Gremlin partner is hacking your brain to be their slave

>>17521103
betcha I would

>>17521072
Why does than sunburnt succubus have an arachnid motif?

>>17520619
>less than six limbs
>great

Praise the Sun!
HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN!

>>17521130
you ok there anon?

>>17521072
What symbols do I have to draw in chalk on the floor to summon this cutie?

>>17521130
I want to trace my fingers across the cracks in her skin. Almost like built in pleasure runes.

Some days I just want to relax in a slime.

I don't have a picture of that. Just imagine it for yourself.

>>17521173
i imagine it with a barometz, its very nice

>>17521156
I have a feeling that would effect the both of you for the worse. You just touched her soul more or less, probably making her incredibly horny in the process. At the same time, touching a spot of such immense magical power probably would be enough to immobilize you with pleasure. Then she'd get to raping you until she gets to touch your soul too.

>>17521130
Anon, amalgamy is forbidden by the Judgements.

>>17520813
See, that's the damn problem.

The Panda has forgotten proper mating rituals and uses the wrong parts when mating with males.

>>17521261

>>17521261
>>17521333
That's not real thicc.

>"Anon, you're going on a date with me."

What do you respond to the Hellhound's double kabedon?

>>17521359
Tell her that I've always liked her but was too shy and that she's made all of my dreams come true!

>>17521359
I slide out from underne--wait, no, she's tiny. I pick her up, set her off to the side and book it. We're not going to make it to that date.

>>17521359
I can't, my mom grounded me.

>>17521369
>"I'm going to be your mommy tonight."
Wuh-oh.

>>17521375
But anon, I was adopted by a Dragon.

>>17521359
Look flustered, try to hide my boner.

>>17521382
That'd be a spectacle to behold. Two of the most cocksure monsters out there, both for good reason, squaring off over cute little 'Nonypoo. Which will win, the maternal love of a woman who knows her son is too god for literally everyone but her or a teenage girl in love and in desperate need of dick? Two of the strongest monsters fueled by the two strongest forces in the universe.

>>17521359
I hear that date rhymes with mate.

>>17521399
Momster love knows no equal! That other girl can never achieve the compatibility that a momster and sonu share!

>>17521429
But can she even begin to match the domineering momdom of a Hellhound? I need a strong, caring figure in my life, not just a pair of tits to rest of my head in.

>>17521439
>Dragon
I'm sure she can momdom as hard as she wants, yeah. That's not the issue at all in this one.

>>17521448
>tfw no dragon momster who trains her little anon's "sword" into a "mighty dragon slayer"
Is it wrong that I want my momster to go MERE?

>tfw no monster girl gf
>tfw no monster girl gf with a cz75d pcr
>tfw no cz75d pcr
;-;7

>>17521468
Feels bad snibby.

>>17521468
>TFW no MGGF
>TFW not even a CZ75 as consolation
Life isn't fair.

>>17521359

Okay.

>>17521471
>>17521474
we must all ganbatte ;-;7

>>17521468
>tfw no mino gf who prefers breechloading blackpowders from about 1860-1886
Life just sucks

>>17521359
Politely refuse.

>>17521468
>>17521474
>tfw no hellhoundfu
>tfw no hellhoundfu with CZ75B
>tfw you at least have a CZ 75B

Undead girls are best girls. This is a known fact.

>>17521575
>According to a study by Dr. Lich, of the Undead Kingdom University.

>>17521612
A well known scholar from an accredited institution.

>>17521575
Undeads can't sweat.
It's a known fact that hoy steamy sex is the best, thus undeads can't be the best.

Chitinous girls are best girls. This is a known fact.

>>17521646
Only smooth chitin is good.
Ridges and spikes make bugs icky.

I just imagined a monstergirl trying to shake a human awake even though he just died saving her and if I have to feel this pain you all do.

>>17521670
I'd love to groom some nice smooth elytra.

>>17521715
So? Being undead is better anyway.

What are some of the oldest vampire family names? Tepes/Dracul is the oldest I can think of. But I know the general idea of vampires have been documented since Sumerian times. But are there any names for sumerian vamps?

>>17520215
You'd probably be successful and then get snatched up by a wisp.

>>17520893
>>17520892
I ate those food.

Also
>2017 almost over
>still no MG gf
>tfw too sad and delusional to accept that it will never happen

>>17521715
>Weak monster girl manages to marry a man after over a decade of living alone in the wild
>They enjoy a happy and comfortable couple life for about 2 years
>She gets pregnant
>He tragically dies in a travel accident shortly after
>She gets depressed and wants to end her life
>The child in her womb gives her hope, and she carries on despite the loss
>A few months later she has a miscarriage

>>17520892
That anubis is gonna need a new butthole by the time I'm done with her.

>>17521831
Amanita Delarossa von Humpeding, a once proud and noble lineage now fallen to ruin.

>>17521935
>von
I said oldest

>>17521988
Well, if you go all the way back the oldest "vampires" were more like demons that happened to drink blood.
So the first would be the Babylonian Lilith.
But that's already in MGE as the best at sucking cum.
After that comes Lamia, also already in the MGE.
Also the strix, which became witches, which are also in the MGE.
If you want the strigoi, the creatures that MGE uses as "vampires", then Romanian would be fine for a name.

If an artist as talented as KC was to create his own encyclopedia with monster girls as lovable as MGE's but with a much darker setting, would it be more popular or is hugbox the way to go as far as popularity goes?

>>17522021
Hugbox with a hint of dark implication around the edges will always be the most popular because it has something for everyone.
Personally I'm down for full darkness.

>>17522006
I know the species and races of vampires already, I was more hoping that by chance one of you fags would know some obscure Mesopotamian myth with a named vampire in it. Like Vampy McDicksucc, so I could take the McDicksucc and use it in a story.

I might just have to bullshit up a Sumerian sounding name.

thinking of maybe doing something with Lamashtu

>>17522021
Hugbox for sure.

Am I the only one whose getting these incoherent responses?

>>17522025
What's a hint of dark implications?
You could argue that MGE has a lot of it if you only look at official material.
You've got older profiles who endlessly rape you, chaos species, Shirohebi who curse you, Sandworms who gobble you up, etc...

Himedere holsts!

>>17522021
Hugbox, see moe anime.

Have care treading the dark reaches of the world, those corners away from the tumult and fray embodying polite, normal society.
For while being ridden for a thousand days straight by an affection-starved kyubi or stripped of your will by carelessly proliferated charm magic might seem frightening fates, much worse lurks beneath.
They wait in the shadows, murmuring their appreciation to whatever perverse deity inspired you towards foolhardy bravery.
Waiting, waiting and anticipating. Ready to constrain, to consummate, to consume.
Inhuman masses of primal desire ebbing and oozing beyond reach of the powerful flow that is the main stream.
By the time you notice them, the time to escape will have long passed. No longer do you have a place in the sun.
Go ahead, scream. They enjoy that. Your vigor, your fear. Every ounce of exhaled howling, each shuddering whimper, the calm warmth of defiance. They'll take it all with pleasure.
They'll envelop you to whisper sweet nothings and bitter somethings in both your ears at once, wend their way through every nook and cranny of your frightened flesh, tasting their prize.
They'll do things that make your skin crawl while crawling all over your skin.
And when they're satisfied?

Oh, poor boy.

They're never satisfied.

>>17522072
What did he mean by this?

>>17522083
This shouldn't excite me, yet it does.

>>17522083
Is she going to give me a book-binding-job with that thesaurus of hers?

>>17522096
No, but the local tengu might.

>>17522072
Eh?
So you're trying to talk to Silent and he's responding like he's doing a let's play?

>>17522072
I think I know what's happening here:
Silent II was an AI the whole time, only now it's fucked up and has regressed to the state of the average chatbot.

I wish kc was still alive

>>17522079
Kobe cows who need to be massaged daily?

>>17522083
Would sacrifice my sanity and freedom to experience this.

Remember that chubby, small spiders are expert shitposters and wearers of comfy sweaters

>>17522126
Yep.
Expect many ufufufufus, and recommendations for you to 'go lower' to their plump posteriors

>>17522118
That would explain why all his pastes are the exact same story, too.

>>17522118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM

>>17522128
You what? His stories were mostly different from each other. Compare the Scylla, Kobold and Lava golem ones for example.

>>17521072
What color is her ass after repeated smackings?

>>17521359
Does this artist have a twitter?

>>17522141
https://twitter.com/Y_hukka/status/900004374251950081

>>17522157
Dog bless.

>>17522128
Ouch.

>>17522128
90% of all monstergirl stories are
>guy doing something
>monstergirl shows up
>brief introduction/struggle
>sex scene
It's not just Silent, it's most writefags.

>>17522119
He's alive but unfortunately not in this world. Rumors are that some baphomet opened up a portal for him and took him to the MG world to live the rest of his days.

>>17522188
That's all it should be, the writefags who try to make their story out to be some /tg/ fantasy epic send me to sleep.

>>17522021
Even if it were a bigger hugbox, I don't think it would be as popular. A rival encyclopedia at this point would feel like a knockoff copy.

>>17522127
I want a small chubby spider who keeps complaining about how boys are too slutty to go into an honest spider's web like hers even though she a NEET who located her web in her room.

>>17522139
I would say it gets either purple or blue
Blue and black is the sexiest color combination

>>17522209
Could be cute.
Would you hit on her while she's out in public grabbing some take out so that she blushes and tries to stammer out that infamous 'come into my web' line?

>>17522216
She would ruin the night by asking you to wait 3 hours until she is done shitposting about how shotas are trash on her favorite imageboard

>>17520266
I'm gonna assume that hellhounds and their husbands are bound for Hell. That being said, do you think a hellhound and their hubbies get a special status in Hell? Maybe something along the lines of special circle of Hell that is actually a paradise for them.

>>17522239
Just grope her 'venom sacks' while she does.
I imagine that she's probably pretty busty despite being small.

>>17522206
Yes, how dare they not write the same story over and over.

>>17522252
Not saying they can't, it just doesn't fit a source material that's basically a glorified excuse for porn. I don't want to read a generic fantasy story with MGE names slapped on it, I want to read MGE.

>>17522259
You are aware that most of the old school writefags just tossed MGE as a setting into the garbage and just used the girls, right? Even for the snuggly romance shorts.

So using the MGE setting as a basis for your argument for writefagging isn't really any kind of a point. None of the modern setting stuff would exist for example if that was the case.

>>17522274
I'm fully aware of it and only liked a small minority of oldschool writefags to start with, they were honestly extremely hit or miss for me.
Found most of the modern setting stuff sucks balls unless used for more lighthearted stuff too.

>>17522078
The whole zealous Order waging war on what they believe is a collective under the Demon Lord has a bit of a dark undertow as it is. Combine that with Druella literally corrupting one of the largest and most pious hero producing states is pretty out there. Combine that with transformation of land into demon realms flora and fauna of black trees and darkness, hell yes it is a pretty dark setting.

>>17520952
Lolifoxes are the best foxes. One tail and one digit in age

>>17522249
Spiders NEED big breasts to go along their abdomen, otherwise they look freaky and lacking.
The only flat spiders are the ones with humanoid bottom halves.

It's probably a s NEET spider's dream to have a cute boy fondle her chest while she shitposts

>>17522282
Adding to this, I also would have nothing against those stories if they had the guts to use non-mge girls.
It's not like I entirely hate their work, it's just that using the mge girls but not the mge setting feels a bit like someone writing a fanfic about naruto characters attending hogwarts.

>>17522290
Yep.
And all those extra snacks she keeps getting are probably heading to her chest.

The only thing keeping you from calling her a cow-spider is the fact that she isn't an ushi.

She probably gropes them when she's alone and imagining an anons doing it to her.

>>17522294
>naruto characters attending hogwarts
That's silly, ninjas are already better wizards than anybody at hogwarts.

>>17522294
That's a pretty silly point of view though as this thread hates pure fanfiction and monstergirl encyclopedia is literally a monster manual parody which is made for people to just take the creatures and build their own stuff with them. Like DOOM has Beholders in it and nobody raises a fuss. It's a good thing that MGE is a common reference in that way and has been used derivatively in lots of other actual published monstergirl manga and anime.

>>17522285
There is also the whole cycle of population control that the Chief God had in place before the rise of the current Demon Lord
If it wasn't for KC softening the profiles and setting whenever he gets asked a tough question, MGE wouldn't be that much of a hugbox
The thing about the elements saving people from accidents is a bit ridiculous though

>>17522301
Tell that to the 5k+ crossover fics in existence

>>17522301
That's actually a great point and makes me remember another issue I have with modern settings, absolutely zero thought put into it.
>if it was just the mge world a few thousand years later
Technology would have advanced way differently and wouldn't resemble our world in any way at all. Everything would be built with sex in mind due to the demon lord having won by that point and all humans would likely be incubi.
>if they came to us
They would change our world very rapidly, rewriting our laws of physics and everything we know about the world with technological advancements making huge leaps thanks to combining our tech path with the knowledge from monster girls, making a hybrid society of sorts.
No writefags ever seem to take those into account.
>>17522317
It's a manual but the manual includes a lot of premade world building and rules. Throwing them out for a story is basically fanfiction tier, there's a reason the section on KC's site labels modern stories "parody" and nips don't take them seriously.

>>17522301
To be fair, Ninjas being fantasy wizards was a thing in the 1600's
Is just everyone has a hard on for the "traditional" black garbed steathman

>>17522356
You sound like a lot of fun at parties.

>>17522300
Buy her a special carton of super concentrated Holst milk so that you can milk her and call her a dairy spider
Might as well buy her her favorite snacks too

>>17522356
>It's a manual but the manual includes a lot of premade world building and rules.

Just like the real monster manual. And used in lots of different universes anyway just like the real monster manual. KC himself used his own Echidna for the Demon Lord in MGQ as a play on "mother of all monsters" Fanfiction is straight MGE. Using the basic monsters is not. It's like calling every modern use of elf Tolkein fanfiction.

KC for his site only cares about stories for his universe. But the encyclopedia is used far more beyond that. Just look at the roots of EMG.

>>17522375
Thanks, I do magic tricks.

>>17522377
Anon please.

If you started to show an interest, she would go online and get some of those 'Guaranteed Breast Boosters' and take a bunch just to find They're the super concentrated kind so that when you show up she's got huge breasts that are getting in the way of everything.

She would appreciate the snacks though, lactation would make her a wee-bit more peckish than normal.

Welcome to the Desert, enjoy your rape.

>>17522398
Skarner is NOT VIABLE

>>17522378
>KC for his site only cares about stories for his universe. But the encyclopedia is used far more beyond that. Just look at the roots of EMG.
That's the Japanese fanbase as a whole, not just KC.

>>17522398
Cat flavor looks pretty tasty.

>>17522398
Bottom left doesn't look very deserty.
She looks more like an Ice Queen fell into a suit of Living Armor.

>>17522403
Skarner-chan is viable in the bedroom any day.

>>17522409
Xerath is from the dessert. It's just that they became a creature of pure magic and then trapped in super-anti-magic armor. How that would translate into a monster girl is up to interpretation.

>>17522413
I'm gonna go into her jungle and bully her. Both sexually and normally.

>>17522398
>Nasus gains breast size with ever stack of siphon soul.
She'd start the game flat as a board and end with breast so big a holst would be jealous.

>>17522429
Cute flesh golems are cute.

>>17522396
Although the idea is dumb, it is very endearing when a monster girls breasts are so big that they become a hindrance that cause her to rely on you for daily activities.
That spider has earned an Anon's love and care for the test of her life.

>>17522429
Not as cute as Fran.

>>17522398
Shyvana's still best girl

>>17522446
She just needs an anon brand bra to help her get through the day.

Or to give you the boob-hat of the lifetime when she goes backpack mode.

Also, milkings

>>17522447
Silly anon, that's not how you spell Soraka.

>>17522421
>I'm gonna go into her jungle and bully her. Both sexually and normally.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1426349
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1426442
>bully her in the jungle
>she has no gold left to buy anything
>she has to gain it through other means and is completely at your mercy

Which scp would you fug? 682?

>>17522462
>SCP
Please don't remind me, it's really went to shit these days.

>>17522294
While I disagree entirely, I would like to see more people writing non mge monsters.

Though admittedly, that does get harder and harder to do the more MGs KC puts out.

Around elves, watch yourselves

>>17522475
Eh, I just keep giving them cake and the leave me alone.

>>17522475

>>17522473
I also doesn't help that there seems to be a growing (small but still growing) mentality that most non MGE monsters get thrown in the bin for being 3DPD

>>17522317
>that MGE is a common reference in that way and has been used derivatively in lots of other actual published monstergirl manga and anime.
In what anime? Aside from EMG of course

>>17522470
I really hope someone archived the old ones before they got changed "to meet new standards".

>>17522456
Nothing beats a backpack spider with a big soft boob hat
Would carry her around and feed her all sorts of snacks

>>17522475
Dark elves maybe, but regular light skinned elves are safe
The worst that could happen is them capturing you and abusing your weird human ears for says, then releasing you once you promise to never come close to their village again

>>17522473
It's possible, non-mge onis and harpies are a thing for example, just don't describe them with the same designs.
>>17522493
I absolutely hate the 3dpd argument, some fags think any 2d girl who isn't from their favourite setting is their evil buzzword.

>>17522504
Just don't feed her too much.
It may keep going to somewhere else alongside her chest.

If you manage to sneak up on her, you may catch her trying on that new, risque bra she's been making using her own silk.

There may be posing in the mirror

>>17522510
>non-mge onis and harpies
onis nd harpies are in mge tho

>>17522503
can you please explain what you mean?

>>17522527
That shortstack is made for on the desk funtimes.

>>17522517
Just write them as if they look different from mge ones, don't need spirit energy to live, don't mention mamono mana and all that sort of thing.
There's a difference between using a race with the same name and using the same race.

>>17522510
its also a bad way of bashing non MGE monsters
its like they can only have a set amount of emotions and personality, and anything out side of that might as well be a bad ahobaka or zton doujin

>>17522520
Put it this way, there's an approved SCP that has a homestuck blog on tumblr and uses trigger words.

It's really not what it used to be.

>>17522541
Never really understood what the big deal about homestuck was.

>>17522537
Exactly, loyal 2d girls exist in just about every seasonal anime yet some people act like all monster girls except mge ones are ntr bait.

Then you've got some guys like the salamander dude who was so afraid of being rejected in their own fantasy that they could never handle a monster girl not bound by mamono mana.

>>17522545
I don't either
theres probably a whole bunch of personalty in the characters or story, as it sure as hell aint the art.

>>17522493
My waifu is from a completely different work of fiction, but such accusations have never ever been levied against her.

>>17522527
>no wings or tail
Laaazy.

>>17522545
Teenage drama plus plot twist explosion.
Problem sleuth did the latter better without the shit that comes with the former.

>>17522548
All 2D girls are inherently loyal except they're part of some shitty doujin or hentai or shoujo

>>17522548
I find it weird that KC is called a hack writer by a few, but this part of the setting is held up like the fucking 10 commandants

>>17522554
Like I said, the amount of people that think this way is small, not the whole thread

>>17522513
Spiders weaving lingerie to wear for her husband are her best, be they small pudgy backpack spiders or big slim spiders.

>>17522527
What are you supposed to do when your MG boss gives you this kind of look?

>>17522572
That it is.

Even better when she's looking in the mirror and doing little hops to see how much she bounces with the bra to get the 'Goldilocks zone' of jiggle and support

>>17522534
I understand mamono mana, butt what's wrong with spirit energy? Especially when the girls are more magical in nature.

>>17522541
It's pretty hypocritical for someone from here to mock Tumblr and trigger words when this place isn't that different in that respect
You can't take the high ground here

>>17522586
t. anon blown out over his shit taste

>>17522568
Glad enough people see sense, a vocal minority think that a girl from any other setting is just waiting to cheat on them with chad even if she's a perfect waifu who's deeply in love with them.

>>17522586
Still butthurt over tags?

>>17520198
I just want to make the girl that protects me, the mother of my children.

>>17522590
>>17522597
He's right though. You literally need trigger warnings now or people will flip.

>>17522616
>tags are literally trigger warnings
Get over it, does danbooru use trigger warnings too?

>>17522616
It is about tags.
Ahaha

>>17522072
Nope, last thread I talked about his disclaimer thing and I've been trying to reach him, see if everything was alright but besides the times he talked to me seriously he always speaks in memes or some shit, it's confusing as fuck.

>>17522118
That's a solid theory, and I'd dare say that this >>17522131 sounds like his thing a bit but who knows, he's mysterious as fuck.

>>17522616
Tags have been used before you mong.

>>17522627
Is Silent a druggie or some shit?

>>17522632
He's talked normally elsewhere and he's a chill guy, he just memes on people who try mail him about things he doesn't want to talk about.

>>17522624
The argument was never
>We need tags so I can search for my thing
The argument was always
>We need tags so I don't have to read something that triggers me

So yes, trigger warnings.

>>17522242
There is no hell in MGEverse too vanilla for that. If there ever was a hell, it likely got taken over by MGs anyway and all punishment and torture aside from sexual ones gor cancelled.

>>17522632
I...don't know, I know that music is his jam for sure, he likes Scyllas and it shows and he did the pothead stories alright so he could be a bit loopy right. That shouldn't be the reason for this anyway takes a pothead to know a pothead I should know, my pet theory is that he's being like that because either selling the mysterious writefag thing or trying to stop writing or...look I don't fucking know and it is driving me crazy because I love his shit.

God fucking dammit he managed to make me tsundere for him.

>>17522646
Heaven exists in the setting (see angel profiles) and the underworld is a thing for monster girls and their husbands so he's not far off. It's just that "hell" is a comfy place.

>>17522646
Hell is controlled by hellhounds, demons, devils, and Baphomets.
Of course it's not going to be a miserable place now that succu-MGs run the place.

I wonder how ol Lucy ended up.

>>17522640
Elsewhere being by mail I'd say, anytime he talked on the thread he memes. Maybe he's just tired and wants to do whatever, not taking writing like a job. I should let him be.

>>17522642
>The argument was never
Bullshit, there's been plenty of people asking for which stories have girls they like in them because no one tags their shit and personally I didn't want to read through a long story only to find out it had no romance or smut.

>the salty faggot with shit fetishes that keeps forcing the triggered meme is now falseflagging to make tag aids look better

>>17522661
>falseflag
Is it that hard to believe some people actually like tags?

Has anyone done any golem stories?
or dark mage ones for that matter?

>>17522650
Underworld is not the same as hell. Also we dont know if the underworld is a place for MGs and their husbands, we only know it exists.

So would the griffon be a good sign of British patriotism?

>>17522682
Tagfags and /d/fags are the same people.
>but /d/ and /tg/ do it so we should do it too
>you don't need to read it if it has fetishes you don't like, it's tagged after all haha :^)

>>17522659
Really? Because the arguments I'm hearing is
>X wrote something I don't like so now I demand every one else include tags

>>17522690
A not-welsh Dragon might work more.

>>17522691
Damn near every fiction hosting website on the internet does it you retard.
It exists to facilitate searching.

Would a Hellhound be against the idea if her husband wanted to call her guardian rather than wife?

>>17522632
No idea, but I'm starting to think he's a bit of an asshole for this.

>>17522717
I think that she'd only be worried that her husband is a pretentious faggot, at least in my opinion.

>>17522717
Probably not. Hellhounds call their husband wife anyway.

What is the best monster to be a librarian outside of the usual four?

>>17522749
What's the overdue fee for books at the MGC library?

>>17522749
What are the usual four? I'm thinking about Takos, Nerd bird, Cyclops and maybe Basilisk?

>>17522752
You have to pay more.

>>17522691
Now this is shitposting.

>>17522758
I was thinking Hakutaku, tengu, lich and anubis

>>17522758
>You have to pay more.
>the tengu librarian doesn't even fly over to berate and lecture you about the importance of books
Lame.

>>17522709
Nothing writefag related has a search function for tags. The collections don't.

>>17522749
It's like a collection of shit people nobody likes.

>>17522767
Anubutts and Liches work too. I said basilisks because of that one image with her using those big glasses.

>>17522769
If she did that for everyone that did it she would spend all day flying around and talking shit that no one cares about.

>>17522787
But there's losen-

Yeah you're right.

>>17522752
If you're too far overdue Librarian Wurm forcefully enters your place of residence and re-appropriates the books.

>>17522797
Hi lostpenis.

>>17522787
>Thunderbrother
>peterdnzl
>nobody likes
Dude, those two were some of the best we've had
You're right about the others, they're mixed quality.

>>17522813
But I'm not Losernis

>>17522749
Thunderbrother honestly sounds like a book then an author.

>>17522819
Shut up Snortenis.

>>17522820
>then
Oh hey Iron Beast's here too.

>>17522822
Yeah I'm here
You want something?

>>17522690
Harry potter more like

>>17522829
Yeah, I'd like some english grammar. I guess I'm asking the wrong guy though.

>>17522797
>>17522819
>>17522822

>>17522837
Damn, son.

>>17522837
That's a little rude, don't you think?

>>17522848
He's being harsh about it, but at the same time it's the truth.

>>17522837
9/10 nottu baddu.

Monster Girls.

>>17522829
Yeah, I'd like a boneless pizza

>>17522838
I'm gonna rape that lilim.
I'm gonna make her like it too.

>>17522848
What is rude is you destroying your own stories with elementary school spelling mistakes. Please use a spellcheck software. Even libreoffice has an embed one.

How about


A golem that is nerdy but turns gyaru when you give her the dick and recharge here.

After a couple hours post-coitus she returns to indoors-style habits and reading books in a comfy sweater but whenever she's creampied she becomes hyperactive.

>>17522868
1. I am not Iron-Beast.
2. I'm sure he mentioned using grammarly or some other program to assist his spelling/dyslexia, there's been fewer mistakes compared to when he started.

>>17522868
He uses something called grammarly that is supposed to check spelling and grammar. Sometimes I think he'd be better off just asking someone here or in the circlejerk, because it doesn't seem to do it's job most of the time.

>>17522881
The problem is, as >>17522883 said it doesn't work. He REALLY needs a spell-checker. Not just a program but an actual person because he makes so many mistakes that it just makes it impossible to read his stories without having the flow broken.

>>17522792
>talking shit that no one cares about.
I care about books though!

>>17522883
>or in the circlejerk
>Baby anon thinks any non-4chan community is a circlejerk

>>17522895
See, but she only cares about books nobody cares about.
If too many people care about a book, it's plebian, see?

I dont understand why Hellhounds retain near monopoly over protectionfags when Ochimusha exist. Seriously, she is an expert warrior bodyguard with abs and doesnt have the "strike her fancy" requirement either, so its not like the Hellhound beats her at not being picky either.

>>17522913
Because Ochis deserve better

>>17522913
Easy, Hellhounds are typically dominant why Ochis are typically submissive types who call you master.
The guys who like being protected aren't interested in having a girl mindlessly bow to them, they'd rather have Diet Ushi instead.

>>17522913
Hellhounds are dom girls.
Ochis are sub.
Therein lies the crucial difference.

>>17522926
>Hellhounds are dom girls.
Not anymore

>>17522925
>>17522926

Thats an easy fix. Just order her to dom you or tell her that after a certain hour at night you stop being her lord and instead become her prisoner and expect her to treat you accordingly until the sun rise again.

>>17522934
They're still dom by default and remain dom unless you go super tryhard about making them otherwise.
Just like sub girls are sub by default unless you give them raging mushrooms every day or ask them to rough you up.

>>17522934
Generally speaking they still are. You might find the odd individual who isn't but the standard for them is being dominant.
It's like an aggressive Kikimora. Most are submissive, but there might be one who is pure RAGE and will dom the shit out of their master because of her unreasonable standards.

>>17522943
Anon, he's been throwing out that exact same line for weeks now.
I'm not sure if he's super butthurt about what KC said or what, but you stand to gain absolutely nothing by conversing with him.

>>17522868
Can you honestly provide some evidence
I mean seriously Grammarly is NOT my be all end all, and I do checks before and after I use it.

>>17522935
But that still doesn't change their nature. You're only roleplaying with her, not actually being the weaker protected one.

What if your titcow Ochi bodyguard suddenly started leaking milk like a Holstaur?

>>17522989
I'd be confused because I wouldn't have an Ochi bodygaurd in the first place.

>>17522953
Literally just found some in 2 minutes with CTRL+F.

https://pastebin.com/ivgp0zBD
From your latest pastebin:

Line 5: "and soon people had placed tents out side then the mansion"

Line 15, no period at the end.

Line 33: "Reaching the southwest edge of town, She said down leaned against "

Line 57: "“My name is Selene and you would do well take caution,a” Selene said"

I found these by randomly skimming through it. It's fine if it's only one or two but you constantly make basic mistakes like these and your stories end up worse off.

Seriously, get a proofreader.

>>17523000
>Line 57: "“My name is Selene and you would do well take caution,a” Selene said"

Even corrected, this one triggers me pretty hard.

>"My name is Tom!" said Tom.

>>17522989
I start adding holst milk to her rations and milk her like the cow she is

>>17521252
Somebody call the WWF to start a "Breed the Pandagirls" campaign.

>>17522953
From your penultimate one, the kikimora roulette:

First fucking line: "It was a bright Saturday morning, no work for him today, it had actually been some time since he had nothing planned, so he decided to take the morning in, he could always go out in the afternoon."
Seriously, use a period. Split the goddamn line, don't abuse commas.

Line 5: holding a tray with various fruit.
>various fruit

I don't even care to check for more.

>>17523010
"You can't just have your characters say how they feel! That makes me feel ANGRY!"

>kobold's wiki page is full of KDF's garbage
You faggots allowed this.

>>17522950
People keep replying, what do you expect me to do

>>17523023
I think he's a symptom of the current problem with the threads, but it's not like we can physically stop him from commissioning pictures now.

>>17523021
The problem is how it's written.
Repeating the character's name twice in three words is pretty bad.
He's british. How the fuck can he not know how to write some basic english that does not sound like it came out of a brazilian kid's WoW fanfictions?

>>17523023
The Cheshire one has futa and monster boys and the admins are so autistic that they swoop in the restore them in under a minute if anyone touches them.
It's best to avoid that trash fire.

>>17523023
The wiki also has monster boys, futa and everything else. It's not meant to have QA, it's meant to be an archive.
Besides, giving a bunch of faggots control of quality control is how you end up with garbage like danbooru.

>>17523023
>you faggots allowed a man to buy commissions on his own and then put them on a website you all have no control over
??¿?

>>17522960
Actually you are the weaker protected one, she just thinks she should obey you. But you are the weaker protected one.

>>17523034
I'm actually glad they're kept, it's meant to be a collection of every piece of art out there even if I do hate some of the content.

>>17523000
>>17523020
I will fix these. Thank you.

>>17523020
>various fruit
fruit or fruits are both acceptable plurals for fruit.

Don't let him get to you beast. A lot of us enjoy your work.

Although, yeah, getting someone else to give the story a proofread before releasing wouldn't hurt.

What would it take for a new MG profile to rob the protectionfags away from the Hellhound?

>>17523063
Something KC isn't willing to do.

>>17523063
I'm not sure why they latched to hellhounds to start with, that's a trait of every monster girl so any strong girl could fill that role for them. It was just a small line and people blown it out of proportion.

I say this with hellhounds being my favourite.

How would an Ochimusha react if you gave her a specific order to prioritize someone else over you, even if temporarily?

>>17523063
Those who are already into Hellhounds probably can't be drawn away because they also come with being a wolfu. If you're into canine girls an dom girls it's hard to beat Man's Best Master.
Maybe if he ever makes a Cerberus.

>>17523082
I want a strongfat wolfu.
If only because I want to tease one till she jumps me.

>>17523081
Pointless question, because I wouldn't be a cuck and give her that order in the first place.

>>17523082
You say that but he can still do Fenrir and Cerberus. Fenrir will likely be a chained up dom who gets raped and loses to dick but Cerb has potential.

>>17523071
Not any monster can fill that role, at least not to the extreme degree that Hellhounds do it. Hellhound is so protective she has that trait specified in the profile (meaning its strong even among MGs) and even has a lower killing bar due to how much she protects him.

>>17523081
Surprised but understanding, they know their masters are probably doing it for the right reason and don't doubt him.
>>17523086
>cuck
It doesn't have to be a man you doofus, it could easily be a monster girl friend of yours.

>>17523089
I really wonder if fenrir is just going to be the blue ice wolfu that's in a lot of places.

>>17523086
What if it's your daughter?

>>17523089
Cerberus likely will be sub to the degree that Hellhound is dom. After all she is the perfected form of what Hellhounds would had been but couldnt because of how untamable they are. She will likely be a very sub but forceful bodyguard waifu.

Maybe if she is chiseled in muscles, maybe then, can she surpass the Hellhound.

>>17523089
Cerberus will more or less hinge on whether or not KC does something dumb with it like puppet hands.

>>17523118
>sub to the degree that Hellhound is dom.
We already have kobolds though.

>>17523033
>How the fuck can he not know how to write some basic english that does not sound like it came out of a brazilian kid's WoW fanfictions?

It's not that simple, at least not for me.
I write something, I check it, I check it again and again and again before I've posted some thing.

Coming though everything I think that needs fixing, thinking everything is in the right order and every thing is set out right, even asking the odd person about sentences. then I post the damn thing with a little voice in my head telling me that I still fucked up

And then the mistakes are laid bare, all the problems come force so the thought process is "Oh look, I'm fucking blind to have missed these."
So I check again,fixing all of these problems only to find MORE, and just gets into a endless loop of crap.

>>17523104
Bondage is likely going to be a huge part of fenrir, weak if chained up but god help you if she gets loose.
>>17523118
>>17523126
Could go either way with cerb, hoping he doesn't fuck up.

>>17523036
What is QA? And what's wrong with danbooru? Aside from their "pay shekels to see lolis"

>>17523146
Dyslexia must be hard to deal with when writing.

>>17523129
Apparently kobolds and wolves being sub is not enough for people, they had to cry until they got sub hellhounds too.

>>17523158
Danbooru's quality control is all over the place. Most of the time a picture with a fucked up face (no Barb memes here I swear, I genuinely mean a badly drawn face) will be okayed and good to go.
But then you get a great drawing that immediately gets flagged due to it's lack of "quality". The mods have the worst taste imaginable or have issues with their eyes.
>pay shekels to see lolis
This one doesn't bother me in the slightest, prefering big tits anyway, but I can see how lame that is for people who like that stuff.

At least it's not as shady as Gelbooru and it's demands to shut off adblockers and noscript. It's like they're announcing the malware they want their ads to hurl at you.

>>17523160
Pretty much.
I try my best not to get that mad anymore. I ask people to point out the mistake so I can fix them and I have gotten help in the past
the mantra is "fuck it, fix it, move on"

Writing is honestly all I have, so I don't want to give it up anytime soon.

>>17523158
Quality assurance, images get deleted all the time or rejected because they don't suit the tastes of people reviewing them.

The system means well, it's supposed to stop people posting bad western art but in reality it all comes down to "I don't like this" With some top quality Japanese art getting turned down because it's not what the reviewer is into while some mid tier western art gets approved. This is why gelbooru is better in every way except being infested by ads but that's easily fixed by a blocker and noscript.