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What do you think of /jp/ anons? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no girlfriends, we've no companionship. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the harddrives! You'll find plenty! VNs, Doujins, music, anime! Look in the closet, they've got hidden stashes! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a girl, they hunt for some sympathy! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then . . . who made them such beasts? You did! You normal people did it! You scorn their hobbies! Destroy their confidence! Steal their sense of self worth! Force them to labour! Take their chances with women! And kill them if they resist! So what should /jp/ anons do?

>> No.1751637

I truly believe Anonymous (of /jp/) would make a good father.

>> No.1751636

Play piano for a slut

>> No.1751646

This sounds familiar somewhat...

>> No.1751647

The best anons.

>> No.1751654
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>>1751637
I know who would make a better father.

>> No.1751666

>>1751654
in b4 horrible fan comic

>> No.1751675

>>1751666
Why are you such a faggot, Jones?

>> No.1751679

>>1751675
Why do you like that horrible image?
Does Yuka's distorted grimace remind you of your father, or something like that?

>> No.1751692

Stop with the tripfaggotry rivalry...

>> No.1751700

>>1751666
>>1751675
You are both faggots.

>> No.1751698

>>1751692
Go drown yourself in a storm drain.

>> No.1751704

>>1751679
Answer his question, I am also interested. You're honestly the worst, you're not even a good troll or anything like athens, you're just... lousy in everyway. Why?

>> No.1751711

>>1751666
is it your goal to make a post in every single thread Jones?

>> No.1751717
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1751717

I can be eight samurai too?

>> No.1751730

>>1751704
Hey, I like Anonymous Jones. Sure, he's a tripfag, so he's automatically worse than any Anonymous could ever be, but he's up there with such tripfags as Anonymous of Germany.

>> No.1751732

>>1751700

This.

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>>1751730
I... thanks.
Here's some CP.

>> No.1751756

>>1751744
LOL XD!!

>> No.1751761

>>1751756
I'd write an essay about the ethical ramifications of Captain Picard, but I don't feel like it.

>> No.1751768

>>1751744
I really should have antialiased when I made that.

>> No.1751784

Awesome speech.
Awesome movie.
Terrible thread.

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