/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17490639
Sandworms are LOVE!

>>17490639
Dark Mages a best!

First for a plump p'orc horde!

I really love Kobolds!

>>17490647
just like your fat hog horde you're too slow

Mother daughter bonding

>>17490649
Go fuck yourself.

xth for I want to join the Sabbath

>>17490658
How rude!

I wish to discuss Minotaurs further. I think I have a problem.

>>17490654
But I still have them and that's what really counts

>>17490639
Do the Order and the monsters have any common enemies? Anyone who just decided "you know what I'm gonna step in everyone's egg salad today?"

>>17490674
The Old Gods or whatever. The cthulu shit, I think.

>>17490655
The best!

>>17490639
Tentacle girlfriend and Kraken Onee-san.
Do they glare angrily at each other when you're not looking?

>>17490674
Well right now If I remember correctly the sides are:

>Demon Lord
>Fallen God
>Order and Chief God
>Independent nations
>Chaos Gods

I want gremlins to STOP ADDING SEX TOYS TO EVERYTHING I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY IT DOESN'T IMPROVE THE TOASTER IN ANY WAY STOP IT

>>17490691
>toasters made by gremlins dispense toast in the shape of dicks no matter what shape the bread put in is

>>17490670
No, really. You're an attentionwhoring faggot and I wish you would just fuck off.

>>17490691
Let's not even talk about what they'll do to your favorite console/PC.

Is nothing sacred?

>>17490700
You say that like control pads with a rumble feature aren't already sex toys.

>>17490708
>>17490691
I want a Gremlin to make a vibrating toy for herself, that rumbles whenever my game controller does. I want her to sit on my lap while I play.

>>17490639
Yeti is cold and alone, she needs someone to take her in and cook her a hot meal

>>17490730
It must be really cold then, because usually they are half naked.

>>17490737
She wants to be fashionable, and she's tired of people asking her "aren't you cold without a coat?"

Take this cat.

>>17490785
But that's a fox.

>>17490785
I already have a pocket flying lizard though.

>>17490794
No, this is a fox.

>>17490785 Appears to be a cat.

There is nothing better than being stepped on by a dragon girl

>>17490859
Being stepped on by TWO dragon girls!

>>17490859
Slaying a dragon would probably feel pretty good you would be a hero.

>>17490859
I'd like to step on my dragon at least once, maybe look down at her with a smug grin before teasing her some more. She'd never let me do it though.

>>17490876
Getting the dragon slayer title feels good no matter who you are.

>>17490879
>She'd never let me do it though
You don't have to ask permission to step on someone that's the whole point.

>>17490897
>>17490876

Getting the dragon layer title would probably be a more notable achievement in of itself.

>>17490907
She wouldn't enjoy it. If I forced her like that she might do something nasty to me.

>>17490916
Sweet, innocent anon. They are the same thing.

>>17490859
Dragon feet

>>17490859
Yes there is and it's called being cuddled by one.

>Ratatoskr working hard every day for years to earn your affections
>a mega rich CEO Tanuki swoops in one day and just buys you out
What happens?

>>17491027
smear ad campaign

>>17491027
She goes full fake news to ruin the Tanuki's reputation

>innawoods anon is super paranoid about the government spying on him
>a combination of Dale Gribble and Alex Jones with a bit of JC Denton
>thinks the government is trying to set up a secret plan to force men to fall in love with monster girls by adding various chemicals to the water supply
>hides off the grid from the world to prevent the monster girl Illuminati from finding him and lives completely alone
>thing is anon hasn't even seen a monster girl once in person
>ends up caring for a Shoggoth because he thought it was some girl in a really elaborate costume after finding her lost in the woods
>Shoggoth decides to help him out by creating radio equipment, drones, and various other knick knacks to assist him
>anon falls in love with her, not ever realizing she's a monster girl
>innawoods anon and shoggoth team up to end the monster girl Illuminati
>their love is augmented

MG Schoolgirls trying a toast in mouth encounter with a boy they are stalking.

>>17491027
>Buying me out from a hard working Rata

She's getting bigamy at most and that Rata's getting pregnant first.

The fact that KC hasn't made a Medjed monstergirl for not-Egypt is baffling.

>>17491061
A convenient MG for sure

>>17491109
Cutest Pharaoh!

>>17491061
>chaos girls
the damn fool forgot about the chaos cabals probably had his brain scrambled already

>>17491109
>>17491117
>Pharaoh decides to go among the people in disguise
>unfortunately she chose to disguise herself as a ghost

>>17491130
Medjeds a low-tier god.

>>17491128
Aren't there any nice chaos girls? Who maybe have sometimes are milkwomen and are considering getting into ice-cream?

>>17491114
>"Off we go mastah~! Yahoooo!"
>"Babe, this is the most lively you've ever sounded!"
>"Tekeli li! Silly mastaaaaaAAAH!"

>>17491156
They're all nice, though.

>>17491079
Today's the day she's gonna do it!

>>17491158
I want a Shog who can't control her excitement for new places and activities.

>>17491178
>Starry eyed Shog
>Looking closer, you can see literal stars in the inner void of her eyes

>>17491138
Blasphemy!
Medjed is the god that will surpass Kek

>>17491178
Genki shogs are best shogs.

>>17491193
Please go.

>>17491199
>>17491178
>>17491158
>Genki Adventurer Shog
>An outcast from her people for taking interest in such trivial things
>Forms her clothes as a tight fitting, sexy yet functional leather armor getup
>Loves tasting new foods and adding them to her internal cookbook
>Loves exploring with you, enjoys learning new things
>If shit ever truly hits the fan or it becomes clear that her mastah is actually in real dire danger, she reverts to full S I L L Y mode and essentially does her duties as a maid 'cleaning up' the danger while her mastah is passed out so he won't go insane from the sight of her revealing herself fully

mere female jellies!

>>17491219
That's pretty much my ideal Shog. A tight and feisty Shog adventurer in a sexy outfit, and plenty of tricks up her sleeve. A woman of few words, but plenty of action.
>>17491225
delete this

How would a Salamander react to meeting a Son of Vulcan?

>>17491225
If you heavily irrumate a Nureonago, will she just smile up at you pleasantly even as the force of you slamming your hips into her mouth splatters her face apart?
Obviously there's no damage or pain to her despite you going at it with a force that would get you a homicide charge on a normal human

Does this look willing to breed for you?

>>17491236
They'd react as they normally.

By greeting their fellow battle brother and reminding that that VULKAN LIVES

>>17491245
Yes it does.

>tfw an ornery Amazonian Sabbath member will never make lewd gestures at me in the MGC Bar

Damn.

>>17491241
>Skullfuck your Nureonago wife so hard you cum a bit out the back of her head
>She dutifully sucks you clean after and then moves to happily clean up the mess like a good housewife while putting some tea on for you
Its not fair

>>17491245
Let me whip my dick out and find out.

>>17491246
Best Chapter.

You're my negro now.

How big do you like your devils?

>>17491027
Deny the tanuki's evil ways and cuddlefuck rata after making her snacks

If demonic energy can animate statues into monsters, might not holy power animate statues to fight them?

>>17491282
Devils? Short and smol
Demons? pic related

>>17491282
BIG, and in a variety of ways.
I would need two or three demons to satisfy my variety of big lusts.

>>17491282
Demons? Pic related or greater.

>>17491282
This is about right.

>>17491305
Wow

>>17491305
How's she supposed to stand up like that?

>>17491290
Maybe, but I don't think anyone here is up for ActRaiser references right now.

>>17491289
>Coal black skin
>Violet eyes
Imagine running into her somewhere pitch black and all you see are those eyes.

>>17491323
It would certainly feel like somebody was watching me. Almost like I had no privacy.

>>17491313
Magic, son. Why walk when you can just hover everywhere in seductive poses? Though if she really needs help, I'm sure she'd be happy if you were to support her.

>>17491282
Unimportant so long as they have weapons grade thighs.

Wide hips>large breasts

prove me wrong

>>17491328
Does it always feel that way?

>>17491351
Elins.

>>17491351
A man can do terrible things when confronted with hips that don't lie. Terrible things.

>>17491176
I would walk Yeti-Chan home gently.

>>17491360
But that just proves him right.

>>17491351
I can't because flat loli with wide hips is the best body type.

>>17491351
large breasts without wide hips don't look as good.

>>17491378
this is also good.

>>17491328
>>17491365
I know what you're doing anon

>>17491351
Why not oth

>>17491289
One of my favorites

>>17491290
Gargoyles who were parked on Church property act pure in MGE. Like Unicorn Lites really.

>>17491368
>walk Yeti-chan home
>she feels a blizzard coming her Yuki-onna classmate next door saw her come home with a boy and she's pissed
>Yeti-chan invites you in to cuddlefuck gently by a warm fire

I want a tubby holst to grope and squeeze.

>>17491434
I'd prefer one that's in shape.

>>17491437
Thats fine.
Muscle holsts are nice as well.

>>17491444
Isn't it just a minotaur at that point?

>>17491455
Nah, at that point she's a big, buff holst that is gentle as a fly and would love nothing more than to have you ride her.

>>17491466
>Gentle
Only on the surface, anon. Remember that holsts are just as strong as their mino cousins and just as capable of turning your pelvis to powder. They're just just nicer if you give them regular dickings.

anyone have those pictures of a succubus i think was wearing that boob window sweater

she had blue skin and abs, that's all i remember

>>17491474
And who wouldn't with a girl that had tits like that?

>>17491478
Pretty sure this isn't it, but am I in the ballpark?

>>17491490
dark blue skin. there was also a version where she was just wearing black lingerie

>>17491496
You mean this one?

>>17491490
I want a strong lizardgirl showing both her abs and cleavage at the same time like that
Or in a gym outfit, worked up a sweat

>>17491502
Enjoy your vacations m8

>>17491502
That's it, thanks a billion. You can delete it now.

>>17491511
Nips are usually safe now, but for my own sake I'll get rid of it.

Will anon ever get over his fear of water?

Will anon ever get the chance to woo the superior water ladies of the deep?

>>17491511
Nips have become okay here for some reason.

>>17491525
Get those fins off the table, shipmate.

>>17491531
Those fins don't appear to be on the table Cappin'.

>>17491525
What's there to be afraid of?

>>17491577
Mershark looks big and scary, but I bet she's really chill.

>>17491577
That's a lot better than some of t's previous stuff. hope he keeps up the improvement

>reading through the end of last thread
What a fine mess that was

>>17491577
>what's there to be afraid of?

Ftaghn indeed.

>>17491598
Nurse Mersharks are really cute, docile girls.

>>17491598
I like how they're self conscious about their previous reputation and would fuss over minor injuries on humans.

Do golems ever wear tops with sleeves? What would a golem look like with a sweater on?

>>17491628
Comfy

Mersharks are cute, cute!

>>17491638
You won't be saying that once there's storms full of 'em tearing up your cities!

>>17491455
A milky minotaur

>>17491644
But how would that happen unless someone pissed off some elementals?

>>17491644
I can't believe you just referenced Sharknado.

>>17491655
That I did. What are ya gonna do, stab me?

>>17491455
less protein content milk

>>17491623
>Underwater
>Nurse
>Underwater Nurses

After the logistics of how underwater nursing works, Nurse Sea Bishop when?

>>17491683
They probably have damp caves with air where they can lay a man down to work on when he's injured and healing magic.

>>17491660
>quote from man stabbed by a girtablilu

>>17491577
I hope you understand just how hot I find the idea of one of these pulling me down by the ankle while I'm swimming in the ocean and dragging me to the depths.

>>17491683
>>17491655
>>17491638
That reminds me, did anything come up during Shark Week? Or was it like how Shark Week was the past few years being a disappointment?

Kumiho > Kitsune
Rulsaka > Mermaid

>>17491735
I hope to be prey someday.

Scribbled something wholesome.

Two more sketches that accompany the one I posted:
http://touchfluffytail.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Headpat-Serval.png
http://touchfluffytail.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Happy-Serval.png

>>17491782
>TFT
Anon...

>At carnival with vampire waifu.
>Insist on going into the haunted house.
>She is less than amused and rolls her eyes.
>She dismisses it as just cheap, childish crap.
>You both go in anyway.
>Within minutes she's trembling and clinging to your arm.
>Midway through the house, pass a dark lit corner.
>Man in killer clown suit jumps out and grabs your her shoulder.
>She jumps and screams so loud you swear your eardrums rupture.
>Delivers the meanest right hook you've ever seen straight into the dude's face.
>Timbeeeeeer.gif
>Dude is out like a light.
>She just stands over him trembling.
>Her lips curl into a grimace and her face shades to a burning red.
>She storms off.
>Catch up with her outside.
>She's off to the side hunched over and fighting back tears, her face is so red it's almost glowing.
>Try to console her
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"
>She pushes you back and turns away from you.
>She crosses her arms and locks her knees together. Sniffling.
>Then it hits you.
>You can just barely see it in the dim light, but there's a wet spot on her pants...right between her legs...

What do you do, /mgt/?

>>17491782
>TFT

Anon, I...

>>17491789
Tell her she's shit and she shouldn't even call herself a vampire

>>17491789
Weeeeelll HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>>17491812
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get your waifus in alternate hair-styles.

Twin-tailed cheshires would be cute, as would braid holsts.

>>17491785
>>17491790
Not him, but I'm not familiar with TFT. What's so bad about it?

>>17491832
Long braids are top tier but I'm a fan of the loose ponytail over the shoulder myself.

>>17491834
A lot of degeneracy, and some real shit tier Monster Girl wiki tier stories.

I HATE you KDF.

>>17491832
I'd learn how to style hair if it meant being able to style my waifu's hair.

>>17491843
That's true.

Braids are always a constant for me.

Kiki braids, vampire braids, and even bapho braids are nice.

>>17491844
Which writers?

>>17491844

Well at least on TFT they have story tags, so you shouldn't be blindsided by something you don't like in the story.

Unlike what's happened to me a couple of times just looking at random pastebin stories.

Reminder that sending your waifu to the couch is the worst possible punishment you can deliver and should be used only in the most extreme circumstances.

>>17491849
Mostly just bob, ace, sukiru. Might be some other pretty bad ones but aside from that and the occasional futa story it's not too bad.

Starting next week (i.e. the week of 21st-27th) I'll only be mentioning stories on the Wordpress if they contain proper tags somewhere near the beginning. I got more than a few angry messages about a story or two I had featured that contained things this thread generally does not like. While I don't really want to have to start screening content and filtering based on some abstract criteria, enforcing a "must have tags" rule seems like the best way to handle this.

Have more malal daemonette

>>17491899
What if I send her to the couch so I can surprise her with a blanket cocoon and the entire Original Trilogy.

>>17491921
>multiarms
>hooves
A shit much like every chaos

>>17491928
Shogs are not shit! You take that back!

>>17491934
THEY'RE ALL SHIT

Phoenix when?

>>17491921
>Malal

Get back in the Retconnian!

>>17491899
What's wrong with the couch anon? My waifu and I would use the couch for a lot of our comfy, lazy lewdness and other sexy play. If I told her to go to the couch then she'd be all happy because she's expecting me to sit her in my lap over there and lovingly grope her or molest her tongue and throat while she wears a ring gag while we watch TV or something like that.

>>17491943
She will be cannon again!

She will, she will, she will!

The bugs haven't gotten her yet

>>17491921
I wouldn't even sweat it to be honest. Spergs here feel the reason to freak out about the littlest shit. It's best to just ignore their fits.

>>17491899
Interesting dynamic with a sandworm.

>>17491953
Eh. It's been a long time coming. If the Formally-of-/d/ /trash/ writing thread can maintain tags on their stories, then it should be no problem for us. It's about a 30 second addition to posting your story here and might actually attract more viewers to your pastes in the long run.

>>17491953
>littlest shit
>futa
Sure, fag

>>17491907
You really haven't read many stories on there have you.

>>17491965
>send sandworm waifu to couch
>the couch is just a bit of manipulated flesh
>she removes the fleshy couch
>instead she forms it in part of the shell above
>"FINE!"
>she flips herself around 180 degrees quickly, sending you flying and landing in your head

>>17491953
While I agree with you some, there are a few things that should never be allowed here. If it was hardcore male/femdom, corruption or KDF stuff I'd definitely agree but fits and NTR are not to be accepted under any circumstances.

Hunting Horror

It's sandworm that can fly. It's also a chaos girl.

>>17491998
This. People here like to get angry at everything and cry wolf, but some things can't be ignored and allowed to remain.

>>17492009
I dig it, but whatever happens to her husband must be crazy.

>>17492006
If she wanted to cuddle,all she had to do was ask.

>>17491735
I've been considering a Kumiho story for about a week now. But I'm not sure how to tell versus show something she did in order to jump start the story.

>>17491921
Just to clarify, are you going to filter out stories that have tags that the community generally doesn't care for? Because while a agree with a lot of the topics on the shitlist, I was under the impression that your wordpress doesn't exclusively cater to /jp/.

>>17492028
My desire to lovingly impregnate is rising.

Being a manlet has its perks.
>tall girls are easier to find
>mgs wouldn't expect you to put up much of a fight.
>build muscle faster
>get spoiled by CCs more often
>look younger than you really are.
I want to fight a minotaur and change her last name when i'm done.

>>17492050
Unless it's a story clearly written as bait (the recent male Hellhound one comes to mind) I'll feature whatever pastebin stories get posted here on the wordpress. I'll be posting a message there with this weekly update that'll let anyone not from here know about the tags as well. Though to be fair, I haven't had a whole lot of extra-site involvement lately. The usual /monster/ guy stopped sending updates, and the one or two that only ever emailed me links I'll let know about the change as well.

>>17492025
They enter a mimic world after being swallowed and forget that they ever encountered the horror. If they ever realize the fabrication, they "wake up" from a dream into another fabrication. The horrors enter and influence the dreams of outsiders to gain material for keeping the illusion fresh.

>>17490785

I'll take twenty.

>>17492078
>the recent male Hellhound
Wait, I hope you're not referring to my recent story currently on the wordpress.

>>17491990
I'm not really expecting anything lanternon tier there just something to read and forget really.

>>17492091
And you're looking for good stories? Just use the wordpress and check out a few authors.

>>17491921

I'd definitely prefer tags if only because I am picky about species.

>>17492032
Anybody have a translation for this one?

>>17492098
>Quicksilver/KDF isn't on the writefag list anymore
Keksimus maximus

>>17492116
>it's real
Huh. Do even the discordfags hate him now?

>>17492098
I've read most of the stories on there actually. Much better overall then tft but that doesnt mean you cant try and find a decent story there.

>>17492106
Some anon on /d/ translated it a while back, I forgot what exactly it was but it was along the lines of "Stay away! This male/husband is mine!"

Anubises were made for butt stuff!

>>17492145
I agree, I just wasn't sure if you were aware of it. Look up Wings of Desire if you haven't seen that one. I think it's on literotica.

>>17492116
>>17492144
Wow. There are a bunch of dead writefags on there too, he must have fucked up bad.

>>17492178
I'll check it out thanks!

>>17492085
Honestly, it didn't even feel like your heart was even in it. The entire story felt too forced for me to feel anything.

>>17492116
Interesting. This is definitely news to me, I'm curious as to why I'm not there anymore, but not if it will disturb the thread.

>>17492191

Just because a writer is dead doesn't mean the stuff they already made goes away.

>>17492232
Right? That's what makes his absence so suspicious.

>>17492225
While I appreciate the feedback, I was making sure I wasn't being confused with the shitposter.

I agree that it seems forced. I've been struggling to figure out what level of detail contributes nothing to the story. I also just want to write something more light-hearted/cute, and I've wanted to do a hellhound story since pic-related fun years ago.

Can you be more specific on what can be improved?

>>17492080
>Guy in fake world goes to buy his wife's favorite dessert
>Upon reaching the counter, he can't remember what it is even though he has bought it dozens of times before
>Horror wife realizes that she fucked up and forgot that humans eat food

Roll a Monster Girl.

I'd give a link, but people always seem to get books, so I give up.

Got one? Okay, that Monster Girl is now responsible for training you from a Zero to a Hero!

What does your training involve? Also, she has to sing this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtTmR_v6pz4

>>17492267
Show more, tell less. Don't just tell the reader a girl is getting impregnated when a guy cums inside, instead show the reader that she is pregnant (because some guy came inside her). Use a time skip and have the topic come up in character dialogue, have a scene where a pregnancy test comes back positive, or even just bring up the fact in the epilogue.

Also, edit your work. Grammatical and spelling errors really fuck with a story's flow.

>>17491813

>>17492314
Now that right there is a fucksquad

>>17492334
The friendliest chain gang you'll ever meet.

>>17492169

damn straight

>>17492350
Another day of sexual depravity in Monster Girl Egypt.

>>17492291
>Thunderbird
She'll shock me if I don't exercise, shock me if I don't exercise well enough, shocks me if I don't eat or sleep well, shocks me if I don't reach the goals she sets, shocks me if I lose a sparring match, and shocks me just to prepare me for sudden attacks.

>>17492350
You gonna post a link for full image? You can't just tease lewd butt stuff and not follow up.

>>17492312
Makes me wish there was a chat room for this sort of thing.

>>17492291
>Gremlin
She teaches me how to craft gadgets and shit to fight.
All the other party members are going to think I'm some fuckhuge tank-type guy when really I'm just some scrawny nerd in what amounts to a fantasy Contemptor Dreadnought.

>>17492384
Given the art style I'd have to guess that's from one of the violated hero games.
That could be a bad thing.

>>17492402
YEAH NO I WAS RIGHT.
BAD THING.

>>17492291
>Sylph
Assuming that this would replace my waifu's current species and her personality and interests and fetishes were all perfect and the same, I would definitely be down for my waifu training me to be a hero with neat wind powers.

>>17492389
It'd be nice. MG stuff is niche enough that getting good feedback is difficult, and nobody (rightly) wants the thread derailed.

>>17491433
>Anon and his Yeti childhood friend are walking home.
>"Wow, it's really cold. Would you like to come in and wait the storm out Anon?"
>"Nah, I gotta get home. It's not snowing too badly"
>Snowing increases from flurries to sheets
>"Yep, totally fine with this"
>Full-on blizzard and white out moves into area
>"I'm sure I'll manage to make it home"
>Piles of snow are literally falling on Anon
>Off in the distance, a Yuki-Onna cries out
>JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>17491927
>not the prequels
So uncivilized.

>>17492455
Anon, I want to have a good comfy time with my waifu, not gather up enough anger for a mutual ragefuck session.

>>17492291
>Salamander

Sword training that quickly turns into bareback grappling. Work on that upper-body strength and endurance. Though I'd expect her to throttle me for trying to push a compromised joint to its literal breaking point.

>>17492455
>Endorsing the prequel trilogy over the original
That's a level of torture that no arachne or dark elf could condone.

>>17492472
>It seems, in your anger, you impregnated her

>>17492455
Joke's on you. We watch them all happily and willingly. Revel in the good, snark at the bad.

>>17492485
Yes, but the dark side of torture play is a pathway to many forms of orgams some may consider unnatural.

>>17492496
There's torture play and then there's dangerous self harm anon, what other anon suggested is the latter.

>>17492504
I would actually enjoy Torture play. There's pleasure to be had when you're tied to a bed in a room with a leather clad Demon.
There's barely any good scenes in the prequels, and they're all in Phantom Menace.

>>17492513
Right? Torture play can be really comfy for both the giver and the receiver, but sitting through all three prequels is decidedly un-comfy.

>>17492513
>There's barely any good scenes in the prequels, and they're all in Phantom Menace

Truly wonderful, the mind of a mere child is.

>>17492528
I'd much rather my waifu jack me off with an Onahole, until I beg her to let me cum inside than watch the fucking prequels.
And then when I beg her, she makes me cum inside her as many times as she forced me with the Onahole while pouring the contents of said onahole into her mouth..

>>17492532
If you can tell me any good scenes that aren't the Podrace and the Darth Maul fight scene with all the other bullshit cut out then I'll be genuinely surprised.

>>17492291
>Girtablilu
I'd imagine training in stealth and ambush tactics as well as poison making.

>>17492538
Aww jeez anon that's pretty hot. I'd do plenty of compromising things for my waifu or daughteru before watching the prequels too.

>>17492542
What about the droid attack on the wookies?

>>17492554
>or daughteru
I disapprove, but am willing to ignore it out of shared hatred for the prequels.

>>17492564
>Anything from episode 3
>Good
That's hilarious anon. You should do stand-up.

>>17492590
The final lightsaber duel was semi-decent, but completely ruined by the bullshit 'I have the high ground' bit.

>>17492291
>Rolls a March Hare
>Instructions make no sense and always lead with us fucking like rabbits.

She never made me a hero, but I don't mind.

>>17492600
>but completely ruined by the bullshit 'I have the high ground' bit
You're sure it was that and not the half hour of pointless bullshit beforehand?
https://i.imgur.com/BZldT3w.gif

>>17492616
Hence the semi-decent. Once they stopped imitating the DS2 meta and actually fighting, it was tolerable.

>>17492600
>>17492616
Episode 3 is pure kino, you need a deep understanding of historical politics and philosophy as well as Shakespearean writings to fully grasp it. The only people who hate it are people who legitimately can't understand its brilliance. It's sad really.

>>17492646
>kino
Opinion immediately discarded, "kino" is a term used by pretentious assholes to justify liking shitty movies.

>>17492485
I want to commit deviant, forbidden sex acts with a brown loli Paladin-chan.

>>17492669
Do not sexualize Empress-chan! How will she defend the Imperium if you keep doing lewd things around her?

>>17492659
You seem legit autistic.

A. It's a word for movie/film in numerous languages, it's not a term
B People don't use it to justify anything, it's a joke, and that joke is that awful movies are just misunderstood art. It's so simple that it boggles the mind that people like you completely miss the point.

>>17492686
She takes in souls to power herself, doesn't she? I'll give her billions and billions, if you know what I mean.

>>17492689
Anon, I've run into people who use that term legitimately.
I just can't tell who's being ironic and who isn't anymore.
Also it's late and I should probably be getting to bed.

You are about to enter to MGE world.

Do you take one of the extremely broken cheat weapons and skills offered to anons to ensure they get their waifu regardless of the MG race? Or will you take the baka goddess with you as your waifu instead?

>>17492718
"Don't call me a NEET you fucking bitch." ~ Best line said to her.

>>17492718
I'll take the bwaka goddess and use her and a pair of stocks in a basement to set up a brothel.

>>17492718
A cheat skill? What sort of cheat skill?

Wonder if there's one that says "go back and forth between worlds." If so, look for that one and grab it so I can wander off and pop back in whenever I feel like. If not, well. I don't know what to do then.

Have a clothed bird

>>17492744
She's cute and fluffy. Some sort of a raptor?

>>17492729
That knight has a THICK fat ass

>>17492744
That's a big bird! What a great day for bird-watching!

>>17492731
Konosuba tier cheat skills allowed average NEETs to do whatever the fuck they want in the Konosuba world, basically reshaping it to their desire.
So if these cheats skills are on the same tier to the MGE world, you know what to expect. The kind of shit that can zero effort tame a Hellhound.

>>17492764
I'd take instant hypnosis and just use it to take sexual and economic advantage of the Paladin-chans. I'd make a whole convent my maids and the best girl of them all my waifu.

Depends on if the cheat would allow me to have an at least 5 girl harem of Hinezumi bodyguards.

>>17492746
Somewhere between eagle and paradise bird

>>17492764
>there's a helmet
>comes with a free Lich, Soldier Beetle, Cursed Sword, Living Armor, Dragon Zombie, and Vampire

I mean, if I have to play by those rules, I might as well go for the meme.

Which bug would you enkou?

>>17492896
The gyaru one obviously.
I want a double-handed handjob and a ball fondle while she's fiddling with her phone with the free hand

>>17492896
1 looks cool, but she's wearing crocs. 2 it is. Hashtag fugthebug.

>>17492900
I'd avoid 2 if I were you.

>>17492896
Mantids

>>17492896
the tan bug

>>17492903
>le breast envy with those disgusting cowtits

>>17492903

Those look more like aliens then bugs to me.

>>17492913
its the hair and mouths
you could say their design bugs you

>>17492350
Sauce?

>>17492902
Yandere bugs are good.

>>17491351
Wide hips + large breasts > wide hips > Large breasts

You've been proven wrong

>>17493023
A flat chest multiplies the attractiveness of wide hips.
Only imature boys who get seduced by the first large breasted monster girl they meet think it is important for a MG to have a big rack

>>17491921
This'd be a pain if I was still writing. Never dug the whole tag system.

>>17491921
Can I tag it as anything or are there specific tags I need to use?

Do I put the tags at the start of the story?

>>17493037
>Trying to shame a lover of big tits as an "immature boy"
You know, the sabbath absolutely hate tits but I don't think even they employ shame tactics against human boys.

You're pretty lame, dog.

>>17492896
If you pick anything but the tall geek you are an alp

>>17493100
She's a dumb jock, spider is the geek.

>>17493100
my bottom line is 1 pair of legs

>>17493109
>he doesn't want a big popular jock gf

Ha gay

>>17493111
>He doesn't like multi-leg leglocking when he fugs a girl

Ha gay

>>17493116
tighter embrace > multi-leg leglockong
debate me

>Liking freaks with multiple limbs be it legs or arms
You guys disgust me.
A proper woman has a single pair of arms and legs.
If you want extra bits on your wife then get a monster girl with wings or tentacles rather than a multilimbed attrocity.

>>17493162
>caring about how many legs she has

Shallow. Shallow.

>>17493168
T. an Arachne stooge
Go back on your mistress' web she will want to abuse you for breakfast.

>>17493174
>he doesn't like a mistress Arachne to make you her little fly caught in her web and sexually tease you

You really are a gaylord

>>17493182
If wanting a monster girl with the appropriate number of limbs make me a gaylord, then you're a slut for wanting to become a spider's stress relief

>>17493209
Excuse you mr.shallow. You just can't handle a real woman with many legs, and if that makes me a slut then I'm proud to be a spider's little play toy.

Atlach-Nacha > Jurou-gumo > Arachne > Ushi-Oni > Ant-Arachne

>>17493255
>implying its not Atlach-Nacha = Arachne = Ushi-oni > Juro-Gumo > Ant-Arachne

>>17493255
Atlach-Nacha > Ushi-Oni > Jurou-gumo > Arachne > Ant-Arachne

I never really got how mamonobama works, do the girls magically sense your every desire or something?

Also, is there magic/potions etc. that increase sensitivity for a tickling fetish? Which girls are best for that?

>>17493271
>tickling fetish
what a degenerate

>>17493255
Jorou-gumo > Atlach-Nachadashi > Arachne > Ant Arachne >>> Ushi-Oni

>>17493257
How can Jurou-gumo be worse than both overly sadistic Arachnes and rape trains Ushi-Onis?

>>17493258
That's an acceptable order too

>>17493281
Because I like my rape spiders stronk

>>17493255
>>17493257
>>17493258
>>17493276
Ushis are best spider though.

>>17493271
The details of mamono mana are left to headcanon
The last chapter of Sasha's fallen maiden story shows some of its aspects, but they aren't Canon unless you want them to be

>>17493308
You know what, I have to agree, I had a feeling of regret after listing nachos abovr ushis and hitting post.
Ushis deserve better.

>>17493308
Atlach-Nachas are much better than violent cow spiders
Be honest with yourself. What sounds better:
1: An Atlach-Nacha lovingly lolidoms you, builds up your frustration by being hyper tsundere and then let's you turn the tables on her, use her body however you please while she apologizes and clearly announces her love for you
2: An Ushi-Oni kidnaps you and turns your pelvis to dust as she ruthlessly attempts to impregnate herself with your children without any regards for your prior consent, the consequences of her actions or her own safety.

>looking for a decent job in MGC
>you get pulled by a head hunter for an entry level desk job at a small company that only employs five other workers, including your new boss
>walk in on your first day to find that your coworkers are all gyrau Dark Elves, and your boss is an absolute bombshell
>she greets you very professionally and hands you a copy of your contract and, skimming through it, you see a clause that says "Indecent behavior during work hours towards female coworkers will not be tolerated.* "
>flipping the back of the contract you find the addendum "unless the employee's bestial lust becomes too much for him to control."

>>17493275
>t. alp
I want to be tickled, not the other way around to clarify, though the other way round is fine too.

>fags still going crazy over nacho and her shitty tsundom
Not to mention their other, much lamer lolidom niche

This is one of those cases where vanilla is the superior flavor, compared to a bunch of degenerate derivatives. Though jorou-gumo is also nice. I imagine it tastes like vanilla and honeycomb

>>17493339
Elves are boring
Especially overly lewd dark skinned one
At least pure light ones are fun to corrupt

>>17493373
It's oknto personally dislike something, but when that something is objectively better then you've got to at least respect it.
Respect the chaos spiders.

>>17493373
Vanilla best flavor
Fags who want to *spice it up* dont deserve it.

>>17493405
>objectively better
It endorses bestiality, and does it at the worst moment, right when things get good you realize you're a giant spider.

You loose out on everything related to "comfy" too, entire life spent in a cycle of abuse an revenge fucking. Face it, the value you put on her is entirely subjective, and the girl herself is heavily watered down through threadcanon.

Compare this to the original arachne, a girl who is tip top waifu material, and it's obvious nacho loses out big time except for the handful of people who her fetishes cater to exclusively.

In fact I feel like it's a trend I've noticed with most girls. The main species are great all rounders, and then you have the sub-species for certain kinks.

>>17493373
I just love the idea of absolutely violating a foul mouthed brat and making her apologise, is that so wrong?

>>17493433
Nav is a god

>>17493433
It's not wrong, it's just surprising. The girl has been out for a while, so if you're still so into it you must really really REALLY want to skullfuck a foul mouthed brat

>>17493433
All this with the added benefit of lolidom. Nachos are perfect.

>>17493443
>skullfuck
I wouldn't go that far anon.
Unless she's undead in which case all bets are off.

>>17493452
Ehh, maybe that term means more than I think it means. I didn't mean it literally, just took it to be extremely vigorous irrumatio of the mouth.

Gagging. Tears. Mumbled, broken apologies as you momentarily take your cock out of her throat and cum stained saliva drools down her chin onto her flat chest before you ram your cock between her lips once more, that kind of thing.

>>17493443
Well it has been one of my top fetishes for years now so when the profile dropped it was one of the best things KC has ever released as far as my personal tastes are concerned.

Skull fucking isn't something I'm really into but most other aspects of teaching them a lesson really appeal to me.
>>17493449
Lolidom, teen nachos, christmas cake nacos, they're all great.

>>17493416
Can't argue with that logic
I'm being swayed too hard by my own bias

>the girl herself is heavily watered down through threadcanon
I can disagree with this.
Rather than threadcanon watering her down I believe that it showcases her in rare situations that are canon.
There isn't really much point discussing how you would repeat the cycle of abuse with her, or the specifics of the transformation when you can instead discuss about cute and comfy moments that would occur with her throughout the months/years.

>>17493433
I like how some artists draw Atlach-Nacha with more developed bodies.
Loli Atlach-Nachas are ultimately the most appropriate given their disposition, but teenage, adult or even mature ones are lovable ad well.

>>17493467
>maybe that term means more than I think it means
Sometimes people use it to mean ocular penetration.

>let me tell you why a girl who isn't to my tastes is shit!

Not all the girls in the book were made to your tastes.

>>17493482
Some guy on /a/ said he creampied his gf in the eye socket.

>>17493483
I know, that's why Chardybis was included.

>>17493483
Isn't that true. How many girls are we on now, 204? 205? Either way that's a lot of monster girls and no one's going to like all of them, KC doesn't expect everyone to either.
But this is 4chan and more specifically, /jp/ so everything you don't like is shit.

>>17493467
Okay I take back what I said >>17493468 there, that kind of face fucking really appeals to me.

Alps are monster girls too and deserve love just like all the others!

>>17493504
at least someone understands

>>17493504
FLAT

>>17493504
Even the big and tall ones trying their best to look girly?

>>17493513
would you love a mino fitting that description? if yes, there you go.

>tfw no 2.5 meter Shoggoth

>>17493504
PUFFY

>>17493520
Would you walk into a store full of 2.4m shoggoths and walk out, sighing in disappointment?

>>17493489
Charybdis are cute, it's just that they get blue-ovaried by their superior Scylla counterpart

>>17493522
Are all alp pussies puffy to be misleading? Is there anyone weird enough to find out?

>>17493524
Yes.
Yes I would.
2.5 to 3 is the ideal.

>>17493255
>>17493338
>Shitty loli spider with /d/ tier monster
>Superior to rape spider cow
Ha

>>17493480
>discuss about cute and comfy moments that would occur with her throughout the months/years.
At no point does the profile hint at downtime. You're either always raping her into submission or she's always stinging you with her poisonous barbs.

The one time she's docile is when you're a giant spider, and the times you're not a giant spider she's egging you on.

Now maybe the profile isn't clear on the intensity of the venom, and in the very early stages of poisoning you can enjoy cuddling on a couch together to watch a movie, if you watch the movie with headphones on, and drown out her incessant insults.

Story idea.

>Anon is literally MGE's most unmarriable man.
>Whenever he finds himself forcibly married, he unleashes his turbo sperg.
>The vast majority of monster girls only last a month before a divorce happens.
>Has a result, the Eros religion uses his case has a punishment for Cupids and Eros paladins.
>Now enter the unlucky Cupid who wound up with his case.

>>17493504
>It's post any flat Succubus image and call it an Alp episode
Cancer.

I desire an oppai loli spider harem

>>17493529
Remember, the scholar speaks in absolutes and is intentionally an unreliable author.
Taking things at face value leads to stuff like the hellhound misunderstanding.

>>17493543
You're right, the unreliability of the scholar is something I forgot to consider.

I mean fuck, maybe the nacho is just a paper tiger. He only has her words to rely on after all.

>>17493531
>The vast majority of monster girls only last a month before a divorce happens.
What fucking casuals.

>>17493519
An alp flexing hard enough so you can notice her is cute. In a dorky way.

>>17493338
Ushis are way better. Nachas won't stop being shitty unless you become a spider and bite her, and even then you have to spend the rest of your life spinning the thread.
With ushis you get to have some hot, wrestle sex and you can also become her teacher and have her learn cool stuff.

>>17493557
>With ushis you get to have some hot, wrestle sex and you can also become her teacher and have her learn cool stuff.
This is true. If ushis were all bad, KC wouldn't have given us that cute picture of a ushi learning to cook for her husbando

>>17493529
You need to get bitten in order to transform.
You can negate an Atlach-Nacha's venom by injecting her with a large dose of SE.
Once an Atlach-Nacha's venom is negated she returns to her original personality until the poison takes over again.
These 3 things are established in the profiles.
This gives us the possibility to negate an Atlach-Nacha's venom without transforming and then enjoy the time window where she is in her original personality while you are still a human.
That's going strictly by the profile. You can also apply other texts from the book to Atlach-Nachas, along with the additional information that KC gave us about them to also end up with cute/comfy situations.

It's definitely not something prominent, nor is it the reason why you would fall in love with an Atlach-Nacha but it is still a possibility. One that is very enjoyable to discuss about.

>>17493574
>You need to get bitten in order to transform.
No you don't. Unless my brain is mush, I remember very clearly that the Nacho's venom came from her words. Her words themselves were the venom she tainted you with, and it was this that made you go spiderman.
>You can negate an Atlach-Nacha's venom by injecting her with a large dose of SE.
Yeah but this means spider. Think about it man, we're talking about a top tier monster girl. a "large dose" is relative. When you get to the upper tiers of power, you'd probably need a full day of creampies to have it considered a 'large dose'
>Once an Atlach-Nacha's venom is negated she returns to her original personality until the poison takes over again.
Yeah, and you're left as a giant spider during this downtime. Unless you can dismiss the transformation after pumping out a tonne of SE.

>>17493583
You can dismiss the transformation at will

>>17493433
But as a spider? Come on, it's fucking disgusting!

>>17493535
Would there be an especially compact one with the tendency to jump on your head and back whenever you came into her reach?

>>17493583
Her words being poison was a mistake from an early translation

>>17493594
>Her words being poison was a mistake from an early translation
What? Is that true? That was the only thing I felt she had interesting going for her. And it was perfect thematically, even if I didn't like it.

Well that's lame.

>>17493588
>You can dismiss the transformation at will
Got any proof?

>>17493597
>What? Is that true? That was the only thing I felt she had interesting going for her. And it was perfect thematically, even if I didn't like it.
The venom in her body causes her to insult you. It's the bite that's actually dangerous.
>Got any proof?
KC's own words.
>By the way, their husband is able to freely return to human form, and supposedly they also have sex while he's in human form as well, but for some reason, they're shy about being seen getting it on with their husband in human form or something to that effect

>>17493531
>Anon's shittery becomes so infamous, that the demon Lord actually had to put a marriage ban on him. Only so it would protect the monster girls, not him.

>>17493607
>The venom in her body causes her to insult you. It's the bite that's actually dangerous.
Yeah but that's so fucking boring. It was way more fitting when her words themselves were poison. Also I know about it being the accumulation of poison that causes her to insult you. But it worked so much better then it was a literal trade. The poison within her went into her words and went into you.

You could almost forgive these words because of it. If she didn't insult you, she wouldn't release the poison within her. But now the words are just added insult for no reason other than she feels crappy.

Pretty 3dpd to me.

>>17493594
Yep.
Soon after the others would come sputtering over in jealousy

>>17493616
But that's what drawn me to her, I love verbal abuse..

>practice your cooking whenever you can, eventually being able to make some damn good food
>your family and friends wonder if you're getting ready for a career as a chef, but you never tell them exactly why you've been practicing
>one day, the portal opens and you get a monster girlfriend
>you cook for her every day and she sometimes wonders why you aren't a pro cook, but only for a few seconds as she gets caught up in how good your food is
>you secretly rub your hands together and laughs maniacally as she gradually gets more and more thicc
Is there anything you guys would try to perfect in preparation for the portal opening?

>>17493607
I love how everyone said TF was shit so KC just went and said "oh you can be human if ypu want."

>>17493531
>>17493610
>no one even threw him in the matango pit because it would be cruel to the matangos
>his own dog that he liked so much turned into cu sith and doesn't even want him

Which species would make the best shady used car saleswoman?

>>17493635
But don't you admit it's almost twistedly romantic in a way when she HAD to insult you? It's like you're sharing her burden with her, accepting the pain of her insults and shouldering the weight of her venom, until you succumb to it and rape her.

And all she could do about it as you pin her down and take her to pound town was feel grateful for being violated, because it's the result of you taking on her venom in her stead.

Now it's entirely meaningless. She's insulting you just because. It's neither here nor there, it loses its significance.

>>17493640
Image Dangerfield in monster girl world.
>I don't get no respect!
>Last night, a Wisp talked me off the ledge and told me I had something to live for.

What the fuck happened to ignoring the girl you dont like? Stop trying to ruin her to suit yourself.

>Stop talking about things I don't like!

>>17493616
Atlach-Nacha is already one of the best designed monster girl thematically
The reason why she is just a little girl with some spider bits is that it creates a bigger contrast with her married form and shows how important it is for her to have a husband. Without one she is doomed to constantly be sad, lonely and irritated.
There are also some neat details such as her having 4 legs and her husband too so that together they form a complete spider with 8 legs.

I get your disappointment, and perhaps the wording is confusing and we'll know more when the official SS translation is out. But for now the Canon is that she needs to physically inject her venom into you for transformation to occur.

>Pretty 3dpd to me
Take that back. You just don't understand them.
Insulting you is their only way to express their love. If they needed to selfishly vent their irritation on someone they wouldn't seclude themselves in a magically hidden nest and only attract (you) inside.
For you to see an Atlach-Nacha means you have a peculiar mindset that caused her to draw you to her, and I doubt you'd ever leave her once that happened.

>>17493636
Gonna have the biggest and softest cow

>>17493642
Blabblers.

>>17493670
Refer to >>17493647. It fits together far better than insults being auxiliary.

>Insulting you is their only way to express their love.
Nonsense. There are countless other ways to express their love through their actions. Their words, even. We now know that she doesn't HAVE to insult you, she just chooses to. This means she can chose to say "I love you" too.

> they wouldn't seclude themselves in a magically hidden nest and only attract (you) inside.
Nigger their nest is a WMD. the seclude them selves out of self preservation, do you think either the DL or the Order would sit on their ass knowing this spider was out in the open?

Tsun tsun dere tsun dere tsun tsun~

>>17493683
>There are countless other ways to express their love through their actions.
Like giving him the stomps.

>>17491921
>forced tagfaggotry
Fuck off. I guess the terrorists win, then.

Tagging doesn't even have anything to fucking do with /d/tards writing bait stories and you're just taking the opportunity to use the excuse to force tagging on everyone, like you faggots have been trying to do before. Who gives a god damn fuck about what /trash/d/ writefags do, and why should we do the same things as them?

>>17493647
Not really, I'm not picky about why she does it and I have a reason to ravage her. I may be autistic but not autistic enough to think too hard about why my dick is diamonds.

>>17491921
I'm fine with this. I only read stories for specific races and I don't want to read through half a story worth of world building before it's revealed what kind of monster the main character is going to fuck.

>>17493701
I don't read any stories with tags because if the writer is retarded enough to do that, they're going to be garbage anyway.

>>17493683
The venom puts her in a state where her only way of expressing her love is lolidoming you and insulting you
She doesn't choose to do so. She has no choices while envenomed, and only when it is negated she has a choice where she immediately apologizes for her previous words and actions.

>>17493689
>Your Atlach-Nacha waifu usually stomps you for a few minutes before switching to rape
>You give her a cute spider plush for her birthday and tell her about how much love her
>She proceeds to stomp you for a full hour

>>17493698
That's pretty superficial anon
>>17493701
>He can't tell the girl by the title of the story

>>17493710
>>She proceeds to stomp you for a full hour
Somebody's gonna have slimy feet at the end of that hour.

>>17493710
>She doesn't choose to do so. She has no choices while envenomed
She can bite you. None of that is necessary if she just gives you the venom as it accumulates before it gets too bad. It'll build up in you, and you'll fuck her an she'll be happy.

It literally removes the whole purpose behind her insults in the first place.

>>17493686
man i hate how artists post half the artwork on twitter

>>17493708
Tagging says nothing of writing ability. Everywhere else that hosts stories on the internet uses tags and lets face it, alp never used tags and he was still shit.

Do Wurns make good bodyguard waifus?

>>17493711
>That's pretty superficial anon
Look, if a bratty spider loli in revealing clothes is cussing me out I'm not going to sit down and ponder for half an hour about why she's doing it, she's going to get mating pressed either way.
This isn't the thinking man's fetish after all.

>>17493708
Why do you not like tags? Genuine question, curious to the answer.

>>17493730
>sit down and ponder for half an hour about why she's doing it
Not saying you have to. But the understanding that she's doing it because she has to, not because she wants to is an important one.

It's a distinction that could 180 your feelings in any given scenario.

>>17493686
Cutest spider in town.
Hug her for extra tsun!

>>17493716
I get your points, but it seems you don't get mine.
Rather than argur about a girl you don't particularly like go and enjoy yourself some Ushi-Oni or any other arachne species out there

>>17493740
>but it seems you don't get mine.
I don't. You say she has no choice, yet that would only be true if insults were the only way she had to alleviate the buildup of her venom. But this isn't the case.

So I don't really get what you're saying, no.

Which mg would make the best reverse trap?

>>17493739
I think that's the part you're missing, that distinction isn't something I care about. Both do the job for me just fine.

Can dark elves be nice bosses or coworkers without any blackmailing involved?

>>17493748
Vanilla succubus.

>>17493748
Ushi

>>17493756
>Can dark elves be bosses or coworkers without any blackmailing involved?
No.

>>17493727
Wurms make the best everything as long as they focus

>>17493756
That would be hard. There is always someone waiting to prey on the poor elves.

>>17493748
Domovoi

>>17493770
How can you get them to focus?