/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17480095
Maids are olev

Maids are olev.

Olev!

>>17480095
Smug cats are for giving sweets so they're better for cuddling.

>>17480095
Maids are a bit shit and aren't really monster girls, but whatever.

>>17480102
I've beaten you at your own game old man, time to let the new generation take over.

>>17480102
>>17480101
Yep. I'll take two

>>17480095
Lapcat has a fatty butt!

>>17480114
All the better to smother you with.

>>17480111
young fool, a maid needs a distinguished master.

Big fat witch tats.

Cooking with Yeti-chan

>>17480114
Perfect for the sleepy cuddlesex she loves so much.

>>17480123
I'm all about it big witch tats, but I like my sorceress' more slimy.

>>17480130
A mucus toad dark mage? Sounds interesting. Combined paizuri toungejobs?

>>17480118
>>17480127
>Lapcat barges in the living room at home where her fiance is studying for his senior exams dutifully
>"Waaah! Honey, some of the girls in class called my ass fat today!"
>He can't tell what surprises him more, that she seemingly took that as an insult or that she actually went to class
>Suddenly with a loud 'Poof!' his world goes dark as he's weighted to the floor by something huge and squishy and all too familiar
>"And I think they're right~"
>Boyfriend sighs, but not unhappily, as he starts groping her hips and allowing himself to get comfortable

Those scamps.

>>17480123
This is peak physical performance for a Dark Mage. You might not like it, but this is the absolute zenith of their physique.

>>17480138
To see a desperate Mucus Toad sliding her squishy body over my dick would be like nirvana. Obviously, you need to make as much use of the tongue as possible. That's what its there for. I consider them to be in the same category as Krakens and Flayers as far as squeezability goes too, so they are top tier cuddlers.
I meant Dark Slimes though.

I miss all the nice stories we used to have
>That werewolf who kidnapped a shota then let him go and looked out for him from the shadows for the rest of his life as his big sis
>The minotaur who wanted to be able to backflip so she could impress anon
>The paladin who worked in an office and always got into really stupid situations with monstergirls
>That anon who accidentally got the succubus student council president obsessed with him
>That one amazon story a few anons obsess over having no more chapters ever
>The spaceworm story, one of the few sci fi stories the thread had
I wish we had a second writefagging boom.

>>17480155
Sleepy, comfy domination is the only real domination Lapcat can do since being close to her boyfriend makes her so comfy she starts dozing off.

>>17480095
I'll always love the story that came from this. Maybe because I contributed to it.

>>17480163
>Dark Slime mage
I see you often here, are you going to be one of our new key player waifufags?

>>17480172
This shithole doesn't deserve it.

>>17480176
He's been around a lot longer than me even, he just doesn't spam the thread or make an ass of himself like I used to

>>17480180
Will you ever stop being salty, Bollocks?

>>17480155
>Engaged
>Still referred to as 'Boyfriend'
Probably a mistake, but I think its actually quite cute if she just kept calling him that.

>>17480176
What >>17480184 said, and I just love Slime and Slime accessories.

>>17480168
BUII

>>17480161
We can go meatier. I would post the pic but it's a human girl.

>>17480184
The psychologist anon, yes?
You're alright, even if I remember you had weird views on incubisation and personal feelings towards corruption.

And now for more Schrödinger's pussy

Uncensored: http://i.imgur.com/KValPRZ.jpg

>>17480175
It was a great thing anon. I contributed too.

>>17480161
But I like this physique. Massive tits look great on a Dark Mage, but if they get too big it looks stupid.

>>17480197
I was in a weird cathartic place at the time, it was pretty retarded looking back. Though my points about Demons wanting to corrupt women stand as in line with canon, I'm over the 'I can't believe its not adultury!' stuff

>>17480198
Greenmarine has come a long way since their early /tg/ days.

>>17480175
It was extra comfy.
>>17480174
I think last we left though she had mastered getting him off even while sleeping since she got so used to it.
Swear the girl has got some Dormice genes in her.

>>17480203
Its a meme that I probably fucked the wording up on

>>17480172
>Spaceworm/PRW's writefagging
>ParkedBuggy
>Paladin Reintegration
Those were the good old days.

>>17480172
You got a link to that office paladin story?

>>17480202
I made the pastebin, But I've totally forgotten the link.

>>17480202
I'm glad Miss Cakesworth became part of the threadlore if only for a brief time.
>>17480212
Comfy stories are nice. I wish there was a comfy Mino story.

>FGO doujins have been scanned
>they already have Chinese translations
How do they get to this so fucking fast?

>>17480261
I want to hug that Panda.

>>17478279
Oh my.

Would you rather a Inu-mata or a Neko-mata?

>>17480282
The cat.

>>17480282
Wolfu for laifu

>>17480282
Okuri inu.

>>17480258
Cakesworth is for rough sweaty student rape that turns into genuine feelings!

>>17480317
So that's what they're called. KC needs to get on this. My boner is waiting.

>>17480325
I guess. Inugami is also a valid option.

>>17480300
That dragon has boin.

>>17480112
This can't be legal

This is your Succubus for the evening.

>>17480317
>Essentially Jap hellhound
This isn't fair.

>>17480244
https://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR
Like all the old thread stories, update never.

>>17480282
Komainu

>>17480349
I'd rather have a Midnight succubus.

>>17480349
But she's an imp. A big, busty, yandere imp.

Comfy mornings with comfy waifu!

>>17480438
Good to see you got yours from him, Frosty.

Chilling on the couch in comfy clothes with your Khepri harem.
Is there anything better?

>>17480438
Her legs are huge.

>>17480192
Slimes need more love.

>>17480454
Last one done by next weekend probably Damn Sookmo and the way he ropes you in to get all 3 sketches

>>17480465
Chilling in the couch in comfy clothes with your human wife.

>>17480261
China has the largest population of Japanese speakers outside of Japan in the world.

>>17480506
Aww jeez, that looks comfy. I can definitely feel you for falling for all three.

>>17480511
>Vomit intensifies

>>17480521
>he replied

>>17480465
Sharing an oversized sweater with a wolfu while laying on a couch in the middle of winter.

Tell me Lamia Anons, is this too metal for you?

>>17480438
Jesus this is a fucking huge file

Which monster girls have a fetish for having sex with an exhausted man that only briefly regains consciousness every time he cums?

>>17480538
>implying I'm not serious

>>17480566
I thought that was referred to as the honeymoon period.

>>17480557
It's a good redesign compared to the toku abomination she was in IV.

>>17480566
Maybe swarm types like mice, devil bugs, and khepri. Alternatively, manticores.

>>17480566
Manticores.

>>17480557
Except for the part with the skulls the rest is okay

If you eat out a manticore while she's tailfucking you, is it called a 79 instead of a 69?

I want a tall, hugely muscled cheshire that folks could mistake for a purple jinko were it not for the smug grins and nya-ha-has.


Because dear lord, my increasing agitation and boredom is driving me nuts

>>17480615
>Cheshire with a Jinko body
Why hasn't this been done yet?

>>17480557
Not metal enough.
Come back later and try again.

>>17480629
It's been discussed

and I support it

>>17480629
Typically folks like to think of cheshires as being fairly soft as it goes well with their form of trickster smug.

Right now I'm feeling a muscled one would be fantastic.

Would love one that's well built and confident.

Does Lapcat get chubby after she gets married?

>>17480658
Well, I imagine she gets a bit softer but I don't know if she goes full cuddle cat.

Whats the story behind your waifu race anon?

>>17480669
>"When a hero and a demon lord love each other very very very much..."

>>17480658
>>17480646
Why not both?

A pair of sisters where one cheshire is one the /fit/ end of things and the other sister is a tubby lap cat.

Both are supremely smug and enjoy teasing you in different ways.

>>17480363
>https://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR
Fuck me it's gold. Don't know how I missed this, thanks.

>>17480669
Once upon a time there were a bunch of Demons who got sexier when the Demon Lord took over.
The end.

>>17480805
I want a gluttony demon and a wrath demon.

>>17480814
I had a great idea for a gluttony demon gimmick but now I can't fucking remember it.

>>17480814
So you want to be between a soft connoisseur Demon who takes you to her favorite hidden gem restaurants and a /fit/ highly aggressive demon who gives you free tickets to her MMA fights?

>>17480821
Does it involve them being chubby and endless blowjobs?

>>17480814
One apologetically plump and doughy and hedonistic and the other unrepentantly muscular and bulky and dominant?

>>17480669
I don't know, anon. My waifu family doesn't have one of those extra CC ancient elder dragon that is 25000 years old.

I want to hug a manticore!

>>17480825
That would be good, both of them would be
Could hit the restaurants before or after the fights.

>>17480829
Even more yes, although that first one should be apologetically plump and doughy.

I do wonder how they'd both gotten me into their contracts though.

Gonna grope and squeeze the soft on, and try to grope the muscled one.

Remember, when Monster Lords ask, always say no.

>>17480839
Imagine being squashed between the delicious softness of one while the other squeezes you tight between the two of them making you almost suffocate in their surrounding you.
You'd better be up to satisfying both of their insatiable drive.

>>17480846
>I refuse!
>Demon's posture slumps and her haughty expression because teary eye'd and pouty.
>"But whhhhhhhyyyyy?"

>>17480852
Awwwww. After that hero bummed off I'd swoop in and buy her ice cream.

>>17480849
Of course I would.
And being hugged like that would be fantastic.

The gluttony demon would make me do all the work in her while she snacks and the wrath one would have me on bottom so she can ride me ragged.

>>17480857
Perfect. Exactly as they should be to a T.

>>17480856
>Demon looking at the hero's plucky sidekick with trembling lips as he offers her ice cream.

When one door closes, as they say.

>>17480852
Probably just some poor soul who listened to too many Order proclamations growing up. Give her an afternoon and he'll change his tune.

>>17480861
She's too cute to be an ancient evil!
And I'd tell her as much while offering that ice cream. She deserves better!

>>17480863
>Demon breaks out a detailed outline showing what their marriage would be like, including a spreadsheet of names for kids.

>>17480871
You gonna get hugged by a bawling demon while all her underlings watch the scene and awkwardly shift from side to side.

>>17480857
>Gluttony Demon's huge, fat, wobbly ass as you pound it
>Wrath Demon's huge, firm, vice-grip ass as you pound it
Pretty jealous tee bee aych

>>17480879
Then she's getting hugged right back and a hair stroking/headpatting as I tell her she's much prettier when she smiles.

>>17480846
USELESS LUMPS OF MEAT

>>17480881
Yep.
I would happily help each be the pinnacle of their body types.

That gluttony demon would have a tremendous, soft bottom and the wrath demon would have a large, firm buttocks that could lock me in there if she tried.

stupid sexy muscle cats

>>17480897
Lick demon belly, lick demon abs. There's a good morning.

>>17480914
Of course I would

The gluttony demon would probably giggle as I did while the wrath demon gives a half-hearted pout

>>17480909
Stupid Sexy Tubby Cats!

>>17480921
Stupid curvy kitties

>>17480923
Chubby cheshires are for giving snacks so you can squeeze them while they smug it up.

Muscled ones are for relaxing with while they hold you tight and feel you up.

>>17480928
I want a fit cheshire to make me lick her toned tummy while making smug faces at me!

>>17480923
I want to spend an afternoon just lounging around and cuddling with a big, soft catgirl. Just sprawled out under a big window, napping in sunbeams like a big housecat, holding her like a soft daki.

>>17480935
Would be nice.
The slowly waving tail of hers would display her confidence and a purr would let you know you're doing well.

>>17480921
>The gluttony Demon would probably giggle as I did while the wrath demon gives a half-hearted pout
Cute! Both cute!
Would the chubby tease the strong for being too uptight while the strong chastizes the chubby for being too laid back?

>>17480941
>>17480921
Do tubby sexy cats lay on you with their chubby weight to keep you from going anywhere so they can just stay lazy and cuddle you?

>>17480949
That they would
And each would try to convert me to their cause, simply leading to me forever being in the middle.

>>17480954
Yes.

>>17480954
You know it.they either rest with their tits in your face, if they are particularly top heavy, with their rear near your face should they be bottom heavy, or just stop you and on their back so you can grope her.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, let your Girtablilu imotou ride on your back.

She'll repay you by being your bodyguard with her snipping claws and stinging tail!

>>17480978
Why do bugs lend themselves to being backpack imoutos so well?

>>17480984
At human scale, exoskeletons are lighter than endoskeletons.

>>17480984
>>17480978
Do not let Arachnid monster girls anywhere near you. They are not to be trusted.

>>17480984
Small size, may legs to lock themselves, and a variety of defensive capabilities.

Even soldier beetle imotous are good at it, with the lancer ones being the best due to being able to poke out from under your arm pit and a small shield they can cover your chest with.

>>17480493
They get a lot of second-hand love, being a classic throwback mg.

>>17480960
>"Come, anon. Don't you want to live every day seeking out everything you ever wanted and TAKING it by force? Be it power or sex, you can have it all. We can ravage each other through constant powerful joining, and sweat and juices will flow as we pound away endlessly in our own form of 'battle'..."
>"No way. That's so tiresome. Cmon, anon, wouldn't you rather just eat, drink and be merry with me? We can spend every day laying on each other, soft and snug and without a care in the world. Just have endless pleasure dumped again and again into one another as we stop caring about the world around us..."

>>17480978
I seem to recall a parable with a scorpion and a frog.

>>17480970
I want one that can and does do all.
The queen tubbycat!

>>17480970
I want a purring smug lapcat

>>17480112
The perfect solution

>>17481002
Yeah but the worst this 'scorpion' will do is hug you for letting you carry her.

>>17480997
Exactly.
Would keep things lively and let them try to convince me by being paragons of their beliefs

>>17481003
Anon, such a cat is not to be trifled with.
She'd be able to keep you pinned just by sitting in your lap.

>>17481014
Well, all that needs is a feline monster girl and some snuggling.

>>17481024
>She'd be able to keep you pinned just by sitting in your lap.
Good. I want her to be so heavy when she plops down on my lap all my breath goes whoosing out. I wanna hear the couch creak as she leans back and smothers me, then get absolutely buried when she turns and shoves my head between her titanic breasts.
And as I'm there pleasantly suffocating in ecstasy, she'll give a haughty, knowing, smug as possible 'Nya ha ha..." knowing what kind of girl I like- her!

>>17481042
I wish I had a big, strong, tomboy hellhound to dote on me

>>17481022
I agree. They are made for teamwork in maid duties and womanly duties. A motivated Kiki able to keep a Shog on track could conquer nations.

>>17481052
Just be careful, she may hurt you if she gets too frisky and that smug grin will hide an uncertainty about going out in public with you due to her size.

As sharp as a cheshire's tongue may be, its only sharper when turned against another cheshire.

>>17481053
I want to sleep on a monster girl's lap like in http://imgur.com/rn4IRub

>>17481068
Oh, I want her to get frisky. I'll endure what comes with it.
And at any point if I notice another Cheshire making fun of her I'll drop everything, spank her on the rear, then go to her front and make out with her in the sloppiest, most vulgar and indulgent way possible as if to say 'This cute cat is getting it whenever she wants however she wants and you can't even begin to compare'

>>17481053
It's always cute to see tough girls showing their soft side.

>>17481077
I want to be one's little spoon like pic related.

>>17481089
Tough softies are the best kind of girls.

>>17481091
That Jinko better enjoy her eventual sleepy arm.

>>17481091
>I'll never have this
Existence is pain

>>17481143
>Yosh! This is my best batch yet! Anon will drink this one for sure and fall in love!

>>17480863
>not listening to holy writ

>>17480846
The first time she asked was way more adorable

>>17481176
Listen to it for guidelines on morality and the 'caring for your fellow man' stuff, ignore any of that crusading and purifying bs. Besides, DEUS VULT is overrated.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17481053
>I'm always going to be by your side...
Why must you lie to me so beautifully?

I want to love a tanuki no matter how much she has

>>17480168
Damn right I do!

>>17480168
>>17481335
Are you gonna be a pig in a blanket with her and make her wiggle and squeal?

>>17481336
Absolutely. I'll make her squeal so loud the neighbors can hear.

>Melon is strimmin
Noice

What does a vampire call the nosebleed section of the opera?
Dinner and a show!

>>17481346
Even when she's writhing and screaming and can barely breathe from pleasure overload and gasping and begs you to 'stop'?

>>17481375
Really, anon? That's some cringe tier shit.

>>17481378
Her writhing and screaming from pleasure only excites me more. I'm not gonna stop.

>>17481390
But she'll be gushing so much it'll ruin the sheets!
Her porky pussy will be frantically trying to milk you for all its worth and her tongue will be flopping out as she yells your name in aheago'd passion!

>>17480557

seems to have a dietary problem.

I get blocked up when I eat too many skulls too

>>17481380
I got you to reply though didn't I?

>>17481397
>But she'll be gushing so much it'll ruin the sheets!
I'm gonna fill her up over and over again until her womb is full of my seed, until it's so full that there's no way she won't be pregnant. I don't mind sleeping or passing out on some messy sheets that have a mix of our juices. Our bodies aren't separating for the rest of the night.

>

>>17481053
Any more edits/translations of OniTengu's Tittymonsters?

>>17481426
That stern head of the farm is one cute cow! Perfect in every way!

>TFW there are multiple universes where you exist without your Waifu
>One matching every Greentext she's written about you, within reason
>You're in one of the sad ones

I wish she would gain the ability to come rescue me already.

>>17481431
Flattery won't help you get off work.

Gee, Melon sure sounds angry

>>17481439
Multiple universes are such a cop out.

>>17481442
...Shucks.
Worth a try, eh boss?

>>17481442
She seems stressed. Running a farm with that lewd fox running around all day can't be easy. I bet she would enjoy a nice shoulder & back massage after a long day of work.

>>17481439
Don't worry anon, eventually the other dimensions will run out of males. When that happens, girls will be going to great lengths to find new men. You know how some girls smash boulders trying to get to their husbands? Some will even smash space-time to get their mate. Thats why they're called wurm-holes!

>>17481450
She ought to take that Fox down a peg one of these days.

>>17481053

I love images like this but they make me sad.

>>17481456
BATTLE OF THE T CUPS
CLASH OF THE T-TANS!
STERN AND FIRM VS BONKERS AND BOUNCY!

>>17481053
I wish I had one to hate my criminal family with ever fiber of her being.

>>17481456
>Lewd fox lives on the farm
>Doesn't really help with the work
>Always tries to start shit
>Groping the other girls
>Trying to compare herself
>Getting in everyone's faces about their various sizes
>Harassing the guys
>Trying to rape the ones she finds cute
>Already had several farmhands quit this summer
>Holst just wants to run her farm and live in peace, maybe find a nice farmboy to settle down with
Life for farm cow is suffering

>>17481452
What monster in their right mind would want to be anywhere near a universe in which I exist?

>>17481494
She needs a farmhand to be her stress relief and to take her frustration out on him physically/sexually

>>17481494
>Next day puts up a sign where all the farmhands can see it.
>'GOING BEHIND THE CHICKEN SHED FOR PAIZURI FROM THAT FOX IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN'

>>17481519
A wisp so she can safely remove your miserable existence and put your worthless soul to a better use.

What is this /fit/ Lich reading?

>>17481494
I'll wrangle that fox and teach her a lesson!

>>17481556
She's not reading, that's just a weighted tome that she's using to do bicep curls.

>>17481556
The latest international best seller.

>>17481556
>Why Your Husband Should Be Licking Your Abs, An Introduction

>>17481556
The scribbles of someone that wrote in her book

>>17481567
She doesn't seem to be the kind to do bicep curls.
Just look at that butt, she's all about squats.

>>17481582
Anon will have to pay with his body.

>>17481556
Good lord, that fit lich is perfect. What does she need such a finely crafted body for?

>>17481603
So she can prestige class into a Death Knight.

>>17481603
A proper scientist takes good care of all her tools and equipment.
>>17481617
Beat me to the image.

>>17481617
Isn't Death Knight the upgrade for Dullahans?
Lichs surely have better classes to prestige into such as Dracolich, Archlich or even Alhoon

To those who commission mosntergirl art; is there anything you've gotten that you wouldn't post here? What are your reasons?

>>17481450
massage the cow, do it now

>>17481380
Dumb ferrywoman, you're the master of bad jokes

>>17481556
This angers me. Put the fucking book down and just have her coyly look over her shoulder, she obviously isn't reading. Who the fuck reads like that?

>>17481660
I think there is only one image I've commissioned that hasn't been posted anywhere but the artist's page now. As for the reason, it's because the image in question has fetishes that people here get rather angry about, and I've made mistakes with stuff like that before.

>>17481660
Nah you've seen all of mine.

>>17481711
hello KDF

>>17481660
I have a few I won't post because some of my waifu's body parts are for my eyes only.

>>17481556
What the fuck are those proportions? Jesus christ one leg is huge, the other is tiny, one arm is longer than the other, her ass is bigger than her head, and her torso is 8 inches long.

>>17481732
Shhh, anon.

>>17481738
I know what you mean I couldn't take it if another anon got to see my waifus hands.

>>17481556
You've combined muscles, loli, and oppai, and ruined all three.

>>17480172
>That werewolf who kidnapped a shota then let him go and looked out for him from the shadows for the rest of his life as his big sis

Please tell me someone saved it!

>>17481711
>>17481732
Oh I'll find it.

>>17481753
Why? are they small, puny hands?

>>17481790
No, what if they imagined holding them??? I'd have to give her up.

>>17481777
Kill your self

>>17481777
The world would be just fine if you didn't go looking for trouble.

>>17481663
That one on the left must be so ashamed that it takes twice as long to milk her compared to her friends.
She needs her farmer to clearly tell her that he doesn't mind having to put more effort for her.

>Wake up in the morning
>Cast a cleansing spell on yourself to feel fresh
>Give wight waifu a kiss
>Slide out of bed, head to kitchen
>Take down two mugs and a jar full of dark brown crystals - the remnants of a cyrodesiccation spell
>Wave hand over mugs, leaving a rune formation glistening atop the rim of the mug like a soap bubble
>Head over to the "fridge" to pull out the meats to cook breakfast, the sound of scalding hot water filling the mugs coming form behind, emitting the aroma of coffee
>Just as you feed power into the flame crystal in the stove and the fat begins to spit, feel a pair of hands wrap about you, and a pair of ice cool lips kiss the side of your neck
>"Good morning, love."

>>17481790
the politically correct term is 'presidential' hands, you insensitive dick

>>17481819
Keep it to lefty/pol/, faggot.

>>17481801
i would love some one on one milking time with cowgirls who are all bigger than me, seriously even the "small" one has a whole foot minimum on me

>>17480279

damn you for already posting this

>will never have your adoptive demon sister penetrate your sound holes

game over, man

>>17481770
They did, but it was a guest paste and I can't find it. It's a shame, because I really loved that story. It was so sad but so heartwarming at the same time, all she really wanted was a little brother.

I want to worship a dark elfs feet

>>17481880
are her soles paler than the rest of her feet?

>>17481832
You just want to build up their sexual frustration while milking them everyday until they snap and rape you like the weak small boy you are.
Smaller cows are better and easier to manage.

>>17481880
Foot worship is for Angels and undeads only

>>17481886
>You just want to build up their sexual frustration while milking them everyday until they snap and rape you like the weak small boy you are.
how did yo know.......
>Smaller cows are better and easier to manage.
i prefer big but when "small" is 6'6 i aint gonna complain

>>17481885
I'd like to imagine they're the same chocolate color all over. Don't know why I just find the idea attractive
>>17481886
Its for every monster with normal human feet. They are built for sex

>>17481893
What about short breeds of cows, the ones that range from 4 to 5 feet tall?

>>17481906
>Not worshiping your Kraken's tentacles
You'd make a terrible otouto.

>>17481915
>What about short breeds of cows, the ones that range from 4 to 5 feet tall?
id take em cause cows but short just not my thing, i NEED big girls

What happens if I like slim girls and my cute childhood friend becomes a Dark Mage? Can she store her mana somewhere else than cowtits? Do I just need to orgasm deny her a lot so she always needs to use a lot of mana to get my semen?

>>17481929
Black socks cow is best.

>>17481931
Get a new childhood friend

>>17481906
i imagine elves (especially dark ones) have the tastiest feet

>>17481931
>Childhood friend dark mage
This, but you're a kid too.

>>17481941
Childhood friends aren't disposable, anon. If it came to that, I'd just fuck her tallhourglass body and imagine how cute she was when she was slim.

>>17481948
>dark apprentice attempts to gather mana.j2k

>>17481817
>No replies
I can't be the only one who finds the SoL aspect way more interesting to fantasize about

>>17481945
It's kind of a projection of them being massive doms. I want one to use my face as her personal footstool

>>17481961
what did you want me to fucking say? Yes I'd kill for it, but I don't have anything to add really.

>>17481931
She'd become softer without becoming more voluptous
Alternatively she could stay slim most of the time, but when she needs to go all out she would reveal her true form that would make even the most stacked of Demons pale in comparison

>>17481972
I doubt your waifu is undead nobility. Tell me your mornings

>>17481970
its understandable, id like some to take me as their boyslave and make me addicted to their bodies

>>17481991
I wake up sad and alone at 1 in the afternoon. One day I won't. Until then I shitpost here.

>>17482001
The ones you wish you had, idiot

>>17481817
That's a lot of mana being used for convenience
Also, if you're that much into magic you should go for a Wight who used to be a spellcaster hero, she'd have great stories about how she learned each spell

>>17482016
>That's a lot of mana
Is it? I mean you're conjuring hot water and heating a stove, not calling a floor or lava

>>17481663
>all cows
fluffy sheep though

>>17482032
of course, gotta have a well balanced farm

>>17482033
I want to marry the guard cat!

>>17482025
Relatively speaking
A lot of anons would run out of MP starting a small bonfire, a few others would be fine casting a dozen high level spells in a row
I always assume all anons to be too lazy to practice magic unless they specifically marry a magical species

>>17482041
I'd practice the fuck out of magic, religiously.

>>17482033
That sheep's butt is way too soft
She gotta exercise a whole lot more

>>17482038
>Guard cat
She isn't going to guard anything, get a proper guard dog

>>17482067
>She isn't going to guard anything
...while she's busy howling in my arms about how good my smooth penis feels inside her.
Or while she's on repeated maternity leave to nurse our kittens.
She's going to exterminate those slutty mice who she thinks are angling for me, though.

>>17482067
but sheep rumps are supposed to be plump

>>17482076
>She's going to exterminate those slutty mice who she thinks are angling for me, though.
That's the one thing a guard cat is good for
You better reward her properly whenever she brings you a mouse she caught

>>17482088
Plump rumps are good
Butts softer than breasts are not

What's the best place to get bit by a Vampire and why is it on the penis?

>>17482108
>You better reward her properly whenever she brings you a mouse she caught
What am I supposed to do with it? Is this her way of suggesting a threesome?

>>17482108
>>17482116
I'd keep the mouse hogtied and put on a passionate sex show with my wife to cunttease her. I bet she'd smirk at that little slut while making sure she sees my dick enter the hole it belongs in over and over again.

>>17482122
Super lewd.

>>17482140
I bet there'd be a masochistic mouse who'd keep on sneaking onto the farm to get increasingly lewd punishments to furiously masturbate to once she gets back home. By the end of it she'd have to lay down on her back under us doing it doggy style and get those kitty juices dribbled all over her face. She'd hope to get a drop of semen mixed in there too, but my wife doesn't let a single sperm get out of her.

I bet she's a Hinezumi, too. All prim and proper at work and then a haa-haa'ing pervert at night who gets off on being bullied and watching her bully get drowned in love.

>>17482152
Well, at that point it'd be an actual threesome. I'd rather she just get driven mad by submissive lewd thoughts until she snaps.

Help, what am I supposed to feed my bug girl?

>>17482172
How is it a threesome if the extra girl isn't participating in the sex?

>>17482178
First time I've seen some one use Gollum as inspiration for a heroine

>>17482191
You're constantly allowing a third party to voyeuristic-ally get aroused by watching you and your wife fuck, all while she's probably lusting after you, and is enjoying every moment of her masochistic fantasy. Maybe threesome wasn't the right word for it, but them being there does add something for the parties actually wringing the meat sausage, and the mouse is clearly getting something out of it too. When there is some sort of exchange of a sexual nature, in such an intimate setting, I think that it can be debated that it may go beyond simple teasing.

>>17482205
Seems legit.

>voyeuristic-ally
You're a friend who's really into SM, aren't you?

>>17482219
>You're a friend who's really into SM, aren't you?
Maybe. Yes.

>>17482202
Rude, Inferno a cute.

>>17482229
So she's your precious?

>>17482178
>>17482229

I want to know what this is, but at the same time I get the vibe that I wouldn't like what I found.

>>17482239
Never read it but I'm feeling "bad end" flags all over the place.

>>17482239
From what I've heard, it's 'guy is an irredeemable asshole to a monster girl' all the way through. The sort of guy that actually wouldn't get laid in MGE world.

>>17482242
You don't make an ugly gremlin of a thing unless you plan to really fuck it up.

>>17482252
>Being nice to freaks of nature that would kill you without hesitation

>>17482263
>being nice to abominations to avoid violence
>instead of being nice to them because you're a good person
Anon...

>>17482252
He just took a while to warm up to the dirty xeno.

>>17482263
That's how the order still thinks about monsters anon.

>>17482252
Why would anybody want to live in the trashy MGE world?

>>17482265
>Necromorph girls
Oh fuck that shit, all of them would burn without an ounce of regret.

>>17482276
They just want to be friends.

>>17482276
>he doesn't want handholding scythejobs
What a pleb!

>>17482276
That's an understandable reaction given their physical appearance, but let's assume their actions and emotions dispaly LEGITIMATE care and affection for you. Would you still disparage them simply because they don't fit the established standards of beauty?

>>17482274
That's not really the point anon. I agree with you, but that really isn't the point.

>>17482242
You would be wrong.

>>17481091
God damn it. Why are there so few pictures of Monster Girls in pajamas?

>>17482280
>>17482281
Necromorph girls should be treated exactly how Isaac treated actual Necromorphs.

>>17482286
They're an abomination takes what used to be a normal human being and warps it into a monster that uses scythes made out of fucking bones.

>>17482265
>monster Chitanda
>not a tree
ONE job.

>>17482301
Please do not Mighty Boot monster girls.

>>17482301
>takes what used to be a normal human being and warps it into a monster
So, corruption.
>a monster that uses scythes made out of fucking bones
So, an awesome monster?

I want to creampie Necromorph Chitanda in every imaginable hole and crease.

>>17482308
I want a monster girl to Mighty Boot my dick, though.

>>17482309
Marker pls stop shilling Necromorphs.

>>17481458
It's an empty kind of feel

>>17481753
>t. Yoshikage Kira

Is internal thoughts a good idea in second person?
Like:
>/This is boring/ You thought
or would:
>You thought this was boring
be better?

>>17482344
"This is boring," he or she thought would be a better way to put it.

>>17482316
Necromorph girls deserve dickings.

Reminder that if your waifu breathes the same oxygen as the rest of the male population.

You are getting cucked

>>17482388
No, the guys' oxygen turns into carbon dioxide that your waifu doesn't breathe. You're getting yuri'd by all the plant and plankton girls who turn it back into oxygen.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64429864
My fucking dick.

It's official, the Sabbath have beat me.

Monster girls often seem to be superhuman being that do not suffer from humanity's frailty.
And then you've got pathethic monster girls who hurt themselves by tripping over their own foot.

>>17482399
Holy fuck

>>17482386
No.

>>17482399
Any idea how to save this as an animated image? Pixiv seems to be breaking it up frame-by-frame.

>>17482344
I don't like internal dialog in second person. Better to just do something like
>You tap your fingers rhythmically, trying to stave off the boredom

>>17482399
>open link expecting to have my onee-sabat foundations shattered
>It's fucking nothing
You're pretty weak you know.

>>17482417
I usually use http://ugoira.dataprocessingclub.org/ to convert them but it seems to be having trouble at the moment.

>>17482417
http://mgewiki.com/images/b/b5/Baphy131.gif
Download pixiv gif saver from browser extensions

>>17482431
>at the moment
It's literally never worked when I've tried it.

>>17482434
Nice tip, thanks.

>>17482434
I don't know it it's changed but pixiv gif saver used to fuck up the colours pretty bad and well, you know
>gifs in current year
>>17482438
Seems to be a 50/50 chance on if it works on any given day, their server is a potato.

I wanna teach at a monster girl high school.

>>17482463
Wait a second. That's not bubblegum.

>>17482463
That doesn't look like gum

>>17482464
>>17482465
what else could it be?

>>17482463
It would be a fulfilling and enriching career. Just try to marry one of the other teachers so no students get their hopes up. Hakutaku sensei would probably be happy to discuss teaching methods.

>>17482463
What do you do about the awkward student who keeps bumping into you and apologizing profusely?

>>17480172
Speaking of nice stories, ive been searching for one particular, about a boxing anon that loses a match against a black dragon, anyone has a lead? I really need it

>>17481770
I got you senpai
https://pastebin.com/uYhQXF1c

>>17481770
I got you senpai
https://pastebin.com/uYhQXF1c

>>17482484
What if I want them to get their hopes up?

>>17482553
Then don't give in to the advances of you co-workers. Always reply with 'do you have a girlfriend/wife/lover' with 'I'm still looking for the right girl'. Sometimes come into work looking depressed until you see the class. Drop random hints of how painfully lonely you are. Call your students attractive but always treat it in an elder and younger sort of way where you're not serious, but only outwardly. Dress in attractive clothing and make sure you eat lots of prisoner fruit to maximize your attraciveness to MGs. If someone asks you what type of girl you like, just brush it off with 'someone younger'.

Shortstack dragons are for groping while they act haughty

>>17482638
Then you pinch their nipples and watch as the haughty attitude starts to break with moans here and there.

>>17482644
They're for giving sweets and carrying everywhere!

Seeing monster girls having fun with their pets always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

>>17481556
I strongly appreciate what Nav went for here, but I feel that this might benefit from a redline of some sort.

>>17481556
I don't know but she's cute.

>>17482663

>>17482663
The Pharaoh is a kind and benevolent ruler. She takes cares of all of her subjects. See her snake gets to be carried by her every once in a while.

>>17482663
That pharoah has eaten too much cake and its all gone to her thighs.

>>17482698
The pharaoh has Porphyrophobia.

>>17482712
Pharaohs are meant to be soft!
It's their right as ruler!

>>17482663
Is it wrong that I want to be one of those pets?

You know what they say about girls with big horns.

>>17482741
they have the perfect lovehandels for oral?

>>17482741
Better handlebars for rough loving?

>>17482744
>>17482747
Big hearts.

>>17482741
Shortstack cows are for rough loving.

I want to slow down a cockatrice with sweets so that I can catch her!

>>17482893
But they can burn off sugar extremely fast. You'd need a metric tonne of sweets to get her to keep eating enough that not all of the calories are burned, and some way to compel her to eat random sweets left around the place since you can't get anywhere near her.

>>17482909
Well, there's two ways to do this.
Way one is magic.
Way one is the use of addictive substances.

>>17482920
Well, magic is rather hard to learn and might lead to flirtations from other MGs, not to mention the time investment that wouldn't be used fucking a chicken girl.
As for the other option, you naturally produce a substance that gets monster girls heavily addicted, something nobody else can provide the kind they crave. So go with that.

What is the weirdest thought you had about monster girls?
Mine is having a threesome with an ignis and undine and having the undine be pleasurably "boiled"

>>17482930
I guess.
Some manticore venom would help make enough 'icing' for her and I'm sure that mixing it with sugar would hide the exact taste of it.

>>17482934
Making a milking barn out of a couple different monster girls besides just holsts

>>17482934
>What is the weirdest thought you had about monster girls?
Sitting at a park with my wife, enjoying the sunset

>>17482934
Covering my dick in garlic powder and getting a vampire blowjob

>>17482937
Just be careful other curious monster girls don't give it a try, then you'll have a problem on your hands.

>>17482934
>pleasurably "boiled"
I bet you'd like to park your dick inside her and get brought off by her bubbling, you pervert.

>>17482952
Will, I wouldn't mind an extra customer I guess, I mean, what could be wrong?

>>17482951

I often think about what it would be like to cover my testicles in sweet, nutty syrups and letting a Ratatoskr lick and suck on them.

>>17482972
"nuts for winter"

>>17482959
That's how you get pudgy stalker mouse girls.

>>17482983
Well, I'm sure that enough sweets will keep them from being able to sneak up on me while I try to get that cockatrice.

>>17482934
Having a dragon blow a bit of fire inside me through a kiss. Like, just a bit of eromancy fire, nothing dangerous.
I'd also learn some electricity magic and try to make her cum just by massaging her and sending some current through her body.

I want to put a tiny vibrating dildo in my waifu's peehole and make her go around all day with it teasing her.

>>17483102
That's only okay if she gets to do it to you, too.

>>17483102
>>17483109
How does it feel?

>>17483123
Like electricity buzzing through your genitals.

Kek
Looks like gacha is meta and 50% of all keychains is faggotcat

>>17483131
>50% of all keychains is faggotcat

Well thats the one I wanted. Where can i get them?

ay papi

>>17483131
Answer truthfully, how many of you would put these on your keychain?

>>17483131
Is it all the girls?

>>17480172
>The story about the secondary character guy who gets mistreated and left behind by the asshole MC and gets a salamander rival
>That anon who got locked up in a zoo cage being stalked by a yan werewolf and a visited by a cute cyclops
>The short of the space marine guy who sang lullabies to his daughteru during a fight which never went anywhere
>All the MG College greentexts
>None of them will ever be finished
I wanna go back to the old days

>>17480189
He's right though.

>>17483142
Flat butt best butt.

>>17483148
Yes, 6 grills in total

>>17482741
They look stupid.

>>17482741
They ahegao from hornjobs?

>>17483167
It's not flat though

>>17483131
Faggot cat is the joke roll. That one useless shit taking the spot of a super rare.

>>17483185
Looks flat to me. How would you describe it?

>>17482741
They have an even bigger lower horn?

>>17483254
Anon no!

Fun fact, its a little known fact that Dire Monster girls are secretly size queens.

>>17482663
>pets

>>17483198
Small and well shaped

>>17481556
Not really into muscles but I am into lich butts, would still hit it.

>>17483261
>size queens.
That's a gay slang

>>17483261
What

>>17483273
They like big dicks.
VERY big dicks.

>>17483274
Well yeah, they are big after all so it's only normal they like big dicks.

>>17483280
I don't understand where are you trying to go. Is it some bait of sorts?

>>17483280
Ah, but what do they consider big?

>>17483299
Bigger than you.

>>17483301
Well duh, they probably want the equivalent of a summer sausage.

>>17482344
Jesus, fuck off with this. It's, like, 15th thread with these questions. Nobody cares about such things when reading, you won't write it anyway and if you do it would be a lame ass.

>>17483314
>Fuck off writefags
fine

>>17483314
You're mean

>>17483314
Let the guy ask you fag

>>17483314
Okay, I guess it wouldn't turn out good anyway.

All Baphomets need huge thighs.

>>17483350
And now you're fishing for pity.

>>17483357
Don't forget the wide hips and fat rears.

>>17481711
>>17481732

>>17481777

Found it.
https://pieceofsoap.deviantart.com/art/Monster-Girl-698023653

>>17483371
Oh god, fuck you.