/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So is this where all that monster girl encyclopedia stuff fucked off to?

maids are olev

>>17446790
Is this what baphomets do at the beach? Lewdly lick icicles?

>>17446790
Enjoy the vacation OP.
>>17446808
What's with all the people coming back to check or just finding the threads lately?

But yeah, these threads have been here for years now.

>>17446790
Kunoichi maids were brought up and I'd like to discuss the prospect further.

>>17446744
It's ice lingerie, it sticks to her cold skin

>>17446835
You don't know you've got a Kunoichi maid until after a couple months post-acquisition. Rooms just end up cleaner, but not so clean that you would notice the change each time you look away.
Eventually you leave a meal out and you find her eating it, that's the only way to catch her in the act.

>>17446835
Full maid uniform with the face mask?
10/10

>That's my meat!

>>17446835
The only real way you can find out is if you buy a roomba. The second you look away long enough, it'll be impaled upon a wall.

>>17446876
My, these wendigos are getting fierce

>>17446835
I hear that kiki's will bark and caw if you try to get them to go into a house with a kunoichi meido.

>>17446876
Miss please, that's my penis.

>>17446900
You can get the same result if you touch them in just the right spot.

>>17446835
I'd imagine that they're even more subtle than the Cupid maids discussed before.
A meal suddenly appearing on the table when you get home from work, not only being what you craved all day, but also seeming as if it was prepared seconds ago.
Every time you look at the room around you, it seems to get cleaner, with every particle of dust out of sight suddenly disappearing.
Upon laying down on the couch, if you were to close your eyes for even just a second, she will then strike. You'll find your head suddenly resting on a comfortable pair of thighs, her fingers combing through your hair, and her tail giving your midsection an affectionate squeeze.
Truly the sneakiest of predators.

>>17446993
I want to have a kunoichi maid who accidentally drank a Fluff potion, and got a fox tail that she can't control like her normal spade tail. She'd be super insecure because it would keep knocking things over when she was trying to either clean or be a stealthy ninja. I'd have to console her and tell her she was my favorite anyways.

>>17446993
The best maids are the Paladin maids. There's nothing better and lewder than kneeling on the floor before them and masturbating to their fully clothed and armored bodies and disgusted faces. I can't even imagine her face when I almost bent over backwards in ecstacy and ejaculated all over the floor, her boot, and the hem of her long dress. Even after all that the magic bindings put on her wouldn't let her assault me, and she'd have to meekly clean up the floor while fuming inside.

>>17447016
Better hide your tomes so she can't learn how to undo them.

>>17446831
They also get the other girls to help bury you in sand until only your dick sticks out

>>17447039
You're tight. I'd hate to see what would happen if she could stomp down as hard as she could during trampling play, with her iron boot gently treading on my face or genitals.

>>17447048
Well it would hurt like hell for one.

>>17447011
Imagine a kunoichi with a fluffy tail trying to hide behind the couch or the door, fully convinced she's invisible but her tail poking out. And you have to pretend you don't see her, which causes her tail to start wagging like mad.

>>17446993
I want a whole group of them, and for them to take turns sharing a bed with me.

>>17447099
> man has a dozen identical kunoichi maids
> thinks that he has one maid because he never sees more then one
> whenever he's with one, there's always eleven sets of eyes leering through peepholes
> sometimes he wakes up from a nightmare to find them all standing over him, sniffing his hair and licking his fingers
> blinks and they're gone, maid currently in bed shushes him and denies that anything ever happened, telling him that he was having a bad dream.

An anon in the last thread requested greentexts but I didn't post mine quick enough before the thread got archived. Pasting it here for prosperity.

>be student
>post-Convergence Britian
>few years after the portal opens
>every human given demon silver knives for nonlethal self-defense because no guns
>on the way home from the pub
>stayed too long, it's dark out
>only the bravest and most foolish of tossers walk home at this time
>or anyone who wants to be set upon by monsters
>decide to get the bus home
>show the driver your bus pass
>she doesn't even turn to look at it
>she doesn't need to, she's a Gazer after all
>explains why there aren't any rear-view mirrors
>pay the fare
>bus is empty
>take a seat near the front
>you pick up a few passengers at the next stop
>chavs making retarded noises
>ignore them
>a few minutes pass as you go past empty stop after empty stop
>someone is waiting at the next one
>bus stops for them to get on
>you wonder when the twats at the back are going to leave
>suddenly, you realise who just got on
>arseholes in the back fall silent
>you quickly look away from the Hellhound as she walks past you
>she's sniffing the air
>her footsteps stop shortly after passing you
>you gingerly turn to look at the window across from you
>ohbollocks.png
>your eyes widen as they look into hers through the reflection
>she's sat behind you
>grinning at you
>you begin to sweat profusely
>you know she can smell your fear
>you turn and stare out of your window
>wellbuggerme.webm

>>17447132
But wait, there's more

>you feel a sharp claw tap your shoulder
>turn so fast you almost break your own neck
>"y-yeah?"
>she's leaning towards you
>she smells like a sweaty campfire
>the chavs at the back are watching like stoned hyenas
>her voice isn't as deep as you thought it would be
>"where're you gettin' off?"
>you blurt out your destination
>the bus has almost reached your stop
>at this point your only goal in life is getting back to your flat without being raped
>you sweat even more
>she notices and sneers
>"you alright?"
>"n-not really, feel like shit"
>she pauses for a moment
>you turn back towards the front
>you feel her breath on your neck
>you feel her lean closer
>her lips are an inch away from your ear
>"you're scared of me, aren't you"
>she says it gently in your ear
>you can hear the smugness in her voice
>you nod slowly
>the chavs are murmuring amongst themselves off in the distance
>they get off at the next stop
>yours is next
>as soon as they're gone the Hellhound leans back a bit
>"you live there?"
>she points to the block of flats in the distance
>you nod
>"you live alone?"
>you nod again
>she smirks at you
>whatabitch.gif
>she says nothing for a while
>bus stops at traffic lights
>the silence is maddening
>"w-where are you stopping?"
>you say it without thinking
>she looks surprised that you would ask such a thing
>she seems to struggle with her answer
>you immediately realise why
>monsters are expected to sort out their own accommodation when they arrive on earth
>most weaker species are accepted immediately as pets or spouses
>or both
>bigger and more powerful monsters are seen as too much of a hassle
>also scary as fuck
>can't walk home at night because the streets are filled with voluptuous clawed homeless people
>this one has followed you home
>"must've been hard finding somewhere to live"
>you feel strangely powerful now that you know her predicament
>"yeah..."
>her inhuman confidence comes back all of a sudden
>"I need a place to stay, I chose you because you smell good"
>she sits back, satisfied with her shit manners
>you narrow your eyes at her
>she rolls hers
>"please"
>you think about her proposition
>you ask the most important question first
>"are you going to rape me?"
>she isn't offended
>"probably not"
>you think about your current situation
>temperatures getting lower
>heating bill getting higher
>she'd probably sort that shit out
>you're also desperately lonely
>she'd probably sort that shit out
>bus is finally slowing down for your stop
>she's looking progressively less confident as you reach your destination
>"alright, but any funny business and you're out on you're arse"
>she nods as she silently plans the funny business in advance
>bus stops
>you both stand up
>you thank the driver as you leave
>she doesn't
>as you enter the building, you wonder how the fuck she got on the bloody bus in the first place without any money

>>17447132
>Britian
Iron-beast is that you

>>17447168
I CHECKED THROUGH THIS SO MANY TIMES GOD DAMMIT

>>17447173
Kek

Either way I like this idea, heckhounds are cute.

>>17447173
Outskilled

How do you like you dragons /mgt/?

>>17447181
It hurts

>>17447187
Like that one, full bodied and massive hips. Not only for grabbing but for also filling with children.

>>17447120
But what happens when you get some of them pregnant, but not all of them?

>>17447187
>How do you like you dragons /mgt/?
Corrupted by chaos and with tentacles.

>>17447173
its fine its fine m8 its good too, if it hadn't been for that I wouldn't have suspected a thing.

>>17446835
You know, Kunoichi have Elf ears. Makes you wonder if they have fantasies about being "captured" while on a job, and forced to submit through "advanced interrogation" (Dicking).

>>17447218
Cheers my guy
I'm actually pretty chuffed at how it turned out.

>>17447209
Delete this

>>17446876
There's enough bbq brisket for everyone, wait your turn or you're getting the rolled up Rata-chan newspaper

>>17447204
They all ovulate at the same time so they're all going to get pregnant at least within the same couple weeks, considering that they rotate into bed on a per night baisis. The later end of the rotation will consume lilim tears to extend their fertile time.
The Masquerade must be maintained.

>>17447187

I like the legless ones, like wurms and ryus. I really like that ryu design by the way.

>>17447218
I don't know who iron-beast is but his name is pretty gay
>inb4 lurkmoarfgt

>>17447209
>Corrupted
ConcernedPaladin.jpg

>>17447187
Underwater and haughty as can be.

>>17447257
why did you pos a seahorse

>>17447257
>haughty

Anon they're sugar mommies, they only want to buy you things and give you paizuri.

>>17447240
But how would you explain a dozen daughters? What if one or more has twins?

So how many suicides are we expecting by the end of the no-portal October? Can we pull off some live skype broadcasts?

>>17447270
Sleight of hand, misdirection, and possibly a smoke bomb or two will be used to distract you for the spare few seconds needed for each girl to deliver their children. You're going to watch your "waifu" deliver twelve or more children right in front of your eyes, and you'll never have an idea that they were switching out.

>>17447247
lurkmoarfgt

>>17447294
This scenario is hilarious to me for some reason

>>17447294
I don't think I could miss a smoke bomb. I mean I might think that's where she kept them if she pulled that. Honestly thats unhygenic.

Who was in the wrong here?

>>17447247
Lurkmoarfgt

Seriously, what's with the influx of clueless people lately?

>mailman chasing kobold

Submissive loli monstergirls.
Bending an 8 year old Inari over a sofa armrest and making her stand on tiptoes while you tenderly have your way with her.

>Anon walks into Evening MGC with a (classy) boombox on his shoulders
>He waits until he's in the center of town, getting a few oddball looks every now and then
>He sets it down and does some stretches, a few minutes of meditation for himself
>He hits play and sets it back on his shoulders and starts walking through the city
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq7i7yBPn1U loudly echoes through every alley, street, and corridor

How many minutes does it take for something bad to happen to Anon?

Also how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

>>17447309
Grigori's parents.

>>17447309

>>17446833
>What's with all the people coming back to check or just finding the threads lately?
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but may have gotten some semi nai stream exposure recently...

>>17447294
Anon, those daughters still need to be raised. They're all going to want to spend time with daddy and I doubt any of them will be happy about only being able to spend time with him sometimes.

>>17447309
whats the story?

>>17447327
*mainstream*

>>17447187
Evil.

>>17447333
They all can. You just watched your "wife" give birth to them all right in front of you. Why would you suspect anything else?

>>17447327
Spit it out.

>>17447264
>Sugar mommy Otohime buys you that wizard game you want
>Turns out it sucks
>She tries to comfort you by asking you if you want to see a magic trick
>You accept, unaware of the consequences
>It consists of her making you feel good while your dick disappears in her cleavage
Monster girls shouldn't be allowed to adopt.

>>17447347
Its best not to think about it

>>17447365
Then why bring it up?

>>17447365
Fuck off with your playing coy shit, tell us.

>>17447243
I am quite happy that my idea ended coming out as well as it did.

>>17447327
I just came back because I've been in the mood to start writing stories. The stay up until 5am kind of mood.

>>17447209
So a D&D brainstealer dragon?

>>17447132
>>17447139
Good shit man.

>>17447358
Otohimes must be on like an adoption blacklist as everyone knows what happens when an otohime gets a son.

Spoiling and sex.

>>17447313
/d/ MG threads are barren

>>17447327
>>17447365
What? Explain. And no /monster/ isn't "mainstream" if that's what you mean.

>>17447381
>brainstealer dragon
So a Mindflayer-Dragon? Sounds pretty good too
Cthulhu and Cthyllas are half dragon half scylla, I was thinking about them

Friendly reminder that wanting to marry a Danuki makes you a 3DPD tier goldigger.

>>17447383
You say that as if that's not what any other momster will do.
Also, as if you don't want to be a shota who gets adopted, spoiled, and sexed by an Otohime.

>>17447368
I probably shouldn't have

>>17447402
>Also, as if you don't want to be a shota who gets adopted, spoiled, and sexed by an Otohime.

True

>>17447345
Because anyone who isn't retarded would know that a woman with 12+ children inside of her would look like Violet Beauregarde.

>>17447405
Just say it, you lose nothing by spilling the beans and you're just pissing people off by refusing to say.
It'll come out eventually regardless.

>>17447400
I'm not saying I'm a gold digger, but I ain't messing with no broke.
Also, they've got my favorite kind of tail.
Ultra bonus: Business suit. Sex with her in her business suit. Sex on her desk on the top floor of Tanuki Tower with her in her business suit.

>>17447409
Silly boy, that's a kunoichi trick. They were hiding in her womb, which is why she wasn't filled up to popping. They're obviously going to be great ninjas when they grow up.

>>17447358
>>It consists of her making you feel good while your dick disappears in her cleavage
>The magician's face when you say "Oh, I've already seen that before"
When will magic monsters learn?

>>17447411
>kunoichi being born
>pops smoke and exfiltrates without a sound
>mission accomplished, it's a girl

>>17447187
I like em black and red with a smug and cheerful attitude.

>>17447309
>He wasn't banned already
Oh, I was certain he was. I guess The wiki is less shit now.

>>17447410
It was a lie I just made it up so just drop it.

>>17447430
Nah, sounds like you just have a reason not to say so now you're backing out by claiming it was a lie. Just makes you look like an Alp.

>>17447383
Even though they're on blacklist, it's still hard for orphanages to refuse a sea princess' large sum of money for that one boy no one likes

>>17447402
Echidna momsters would educate and teach you properly into a respectable hero who fights for peace and justice
No spoiling or sex involved. At least not until you've become a full fledged hero.

>>17447425
> kunoichi being born
> you're standing there with your heavily pregnant kunoichi waifu
> suddenly a flashband drops out from under her dress
> goes off
> can't see or hear
> when the smoke clears, your waifu is holding her baby, belly has reduced to normal
> " What are we going to name her? When do we start on the next? "

>>17447445
>echidna momster
>not telling you to breed your local echidna

>>17447187
>How do you like you dragons /mgt/?
Young, pear shaped and haughty. Perfect for softening up her attitude and butt with cock.

Chuckling Chubby Chesires werebat woman!

How can we hope to stand up to Wonder Wurm?

>>17447400
So what? You're still married to a beautiful rich Danuki, and all you have to do is give her a little sugar.

>>17447388
Really makes you think.

>>17447418
What man truly cannot tell his women apart?

>>17447452
She'd rather mold you into a perfect husband, and father rather than hand you over to some other slut
Only she deserves to carry your children

I want to irrumate an Aussie Ibis.

>>17447458
One does not simply stand up to a Wurm. She must be placated with a sacrifice befitting of a mighty dragon.

>>17447506
So distract her with a spinner, got it.

>>17447506
If you get good enough, you can actaully suplex a wurm.

>>17447400
What if she proposes first?

>>17447497
Those are some cute shoes

>>17447524
Every part of her is extremely cute.

>>17447517
Suplexing Wurms seems largely ineffective.
While technically possible since it's just a matter of you being capable of handling her weight, it's not going to do much since she's both long as fuck (so you'd only 'suplex' like the first fourth) and she's a Wurm, so she might not even feel it.

>>17447497
Aussie Ibis's belong in the trash.

>>17447497
Considering theyre very light, how would you abuse that?

>>17447534
They enjoy being in the trash,though.

>>17447542
Make her give me the fabled flying cowgirl.

>>17447543
Fucking bin rats.

>>17447497
Headwings are STUPID.

>>17447547
Imagine the thirsty deepthroats, tho

>>17447556
I don't want something that literally eats trash anywhere near my dick.

>>17447561
Probs into rimjobs too

>>17447247
>I don't know who iron-beast is but his name is pretty gay.

>>17447563
Hot.

>Unusually cool summer
>Super pissed off sharks because nobody is swimming

Angry Underwater Bubbling Instensifies

>>17447566
I mean
He's not wrong on the name part.

>>17447572
I thought It was an okay name. I don't see what's gay about it.

>>17447571
>hfw no cute boys to snag and care for

Is it just me that loves the idea of scary looking mershark nurses who are actually warm and soft?

>>17447571
>There's a big mershark always lazily floating in the local indoor pool during free swim hours
>she never goes after anyone, but people tend to give her a wide berth anyway
>that said, if she was green people might confuse her for a Flow Kelp

>>17447549
Headwings allow you to get wing-headpats from her.

>>17447601
Imagine the double winghugs

>>17447617
>Angel Girl
>dozens of terrifying wings
Best winghugs right there. Help your Paladin-chan ascend today!

>>17447187
Muscular, with lickable abs!

>>17447187
I prefer lamias

>>17447187
Forcing me into her husband and impregnating her.

>>17447726
Thats gay

>>17447726
Forgot a "being" there anon.

>>17447726
I want a yandere girl to just drug and kidnap me and start acting like I'm her husband without acknowledging in any way that she just kidnapped me.

>>17447726
who'd alp first, him or her husband?

>>17446876
No! I need these supplies if I'm ever to reach the Ice Queen in this frozen wasteland!

>>17447802
You were the Alp all along.
What a tweest

>>17447187
Deep Sea Ryu is CUTE! And is in charge of sea weather for her region!

>>17447813
>Deep Sea Ryu
Isn't that exactly what Otohimes are supposed to be?

>>17447797

Walking down this old road again, eh?

>>17447820
They're too busy running casinos, living in sea castles and being haughty.

>>17447825
>Honey, I was just going to get groceries!

>>17447825
She wouldn't scream at me if I tried to run, she'd act like I'd got lost in the woods and tearfully hugged and kissed me when she caught up to me and told me she was so worried for me and that I need to be more careful.

>>17447826
Hey now, some of them are good people.

>>17447168
That is not me, I've been fighting to regain my internet all week and just got here.

Brushie brushie

>>17447839
>While threatening to break your legs so you dont "get lost" again. Mamonobama would prevent her from going that far, though.

>>17447844
Nice Anuthighs, shame about the dude's face

>>17447863
No, a loving wife wouldn't do something like that. But she might lock me inside if I kept on getting lost and making her worry.

>>17447809
>"I must fuck ALL the alps!" anon said
>"But anon, you are the alp!"
>And then anon was the alp

>>17447866
I never noticed before how thick her thighs are. Good lord. Perfect for pic related.

How about, giant sandswiming dragons?

>>17447891
Niche currently occupied by Shai-hulud.

>>17447187
Lonely, over 25, and bitter

>>17447891
Sorry but if im going to fuck an elder dragon it's going to be lao shan lung.

>>17447901
I thought we were talking about MGs, not ourselves.

>>17447901
Christmas Cake office lady dragons?

>>17447905
>wanting the dragon that only has being fuckhuge going for it.
>not going for amatsu.
>not going for akantor.
>not going for crimson or white fatalis.

>>17447914
Flying snek Christmas kek

>>17447940
Amatsu a besto

>>17447940
I'm going to make sweet love with Amatsu under the rain!

>>17447940
Can I pick Jho?

>>17447951
Not until I finish The Last Supper with Low Rank gear.

>>17447947
Damn right

>>17447966
That is a monster worth mounting.

>>17447901
Christmas cake bitterness is an epidemic among dragons. Help "vaccinate" a loli dragon today.

>>17447966
Although I'd engage in wholesome cuddles with a Zinogre any day

>>17447891
I'm more of a sandworm kind of guy myself.

>>17447825
dude fuck that there is no internet in the forest.

>>17448094
And? why would you need internet if you had her? Don't you love her anon?

>>17448094
Satellite internet exists. It sucks, but it's better than nothing.

>>17448117
well how am I supposed to shitpost then, also get my morning cereal?

>>17447914
Are the office lady christmas cake dragons still muscular?

Art Minotaur raping guy incoming!

>Melon is streaming

>>17447132
>>post-Convergence Britian
>>every human given demon silver knives

>Britain
>Knives

Oi, u aven a laff, mate?

FrankenSaber.

>>17448144
Of course. They tend to either get very soft or very muscular. They've got a lot of free time to either lounge about and cry about not having a cute boy to snuggle or work out their aggression and sexual frustration at the gym.

>>17448163
I'm going to spike a chubby office dragon's beer with an aphrodisiac so she has the courage to finally rape the boy she likes and it won't backfire onto me at all

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17448158
>live in post-Convergence Britian
>get my demon silver bike wheel confiscated

>>17448180
Congratulations! She drinks her beer in one go, amidst her usual tears, and after ten minutes she's having hot, sweaty sex with the mail room boy on his round.
Your good deed does not go unnoticed, as you recieve a letter in the mail after 2-3 business days stating that for your acts of enabling love, you will be given three Houris, a Cupid, an Angel and, after a bizarre mix up at the post office, a Pot Devil.

>>17448163
I wanna ask that lonely, giant, muscular office lady dragon out on a date!

>>17448204
Too bad, you get a big, old and lonely office Ryu!

>>17446790
>file deleted
what was posted?

>>17448194

>>17448202
>three Houris, a Cupid, an Angel
I expected nothing yet i am disappointed.

>>17448236
baph licking on a translucent phallus

>>17448237
Careful, you might get banned for posting that.

>>17448237
>live in post-Convergence Britian
>get my demon radio confiscated
> can no longer challenge rapists to a dance battle for my virginity, as per law dictated by the Queen, god save her.
> have to resort to using my demonic silver plastic petrol container.
> get my demonic silver petrol container confiscated.

TFW no Jubjub to seduce me with a cockney accent in post-Convergence Britain

>Oi Guv', U want sum fuk?

>>17448292
>'Ow bout a perch on the ol' meatwagon, Guv? Fancy a figurehead of a bird like me for ya mast?

>>17446876
Don't take a Wendigo's meat or she'll stalk you

>>17448306
Hope she doesn't use her dreaded drill spin attack.

>>17448306
Would it be okay if I let her taste my "meat" instead?

How big could a JubJub's tits be before you would say too much, fellow pinkbird fans?

>>17448327
Pic-related tits on a compact, shortstack JubJubs body would be perfect.

>>17448311

>>17448346
So it's treason then.

>>17448327
Big, comically large. Beachball tier. And I'd love every single inch of them wobbling and jiggling on me as she perches on me around town.
Would get me strong quick too.

>>17448346

>>17448360
>It's treason then
>Secret Wendigo technique - awawawa spin attack

>>17448364

>>17448327
This >>17448339 big in proportion to the jubjub's body.
They just look so soft and perfect, anything beyond that is ruining it for me.

>>17448371
RIP Wendi-chan, she lived as she died - meaty

What would tomboy kikis be instead of maids?

>>17448400
sporty maids

>>17448400
Butlers(female)

>>17448408
You are now imagining a tomboy Kiki your age with a cockney accent in a nice suit teaching you how to box as her more traditional mother looks on with worry.

>>17448400

Highly trained bodyguards in black suits and Aviator shades. The kinds Jinkos refuse to mess with.

Something...something...I want to be a Pharaoh's slave.

>>17448408
>Butlers(male(female))

>>17448462
>posting a literal trap
Fuck off faggot.

>>17448469
>he doesn't know

>>17448400
Deep vault explorers with a focus on party support and healing. Probably also the cool-headed soberness that keeps everyone motivated.

What happens after a loli manticore accidentally stings her shota friend?

>>17448479
They have sex

>>17448481

ProudMamaManticore.png

>>17448400
Imagine having King from KoF as your servant.

>>17448469
You wot

>>17448267
>not spelling it Britian
Oi

>>17448591
Lame.

>>17448457
Like being mummied expect for your crotch and mouth so she can play with you as she wants?

>>17448469
Anon you look like an idiot now. She's a girl pretending to be a trap because her father told her she's a guy.

>>17448591
More badhand? Dong has expanded.

>>17448598
Yeah that sounds pretty good.

I hope about 10 homeless monsters gangrape me only so i can tell my waifu how much filthy femcum i swallowed.

>>17448618
How charitable to feed the homeless. I'd volunteer at the fallen church sometimes.

>>17448292
>tfw monster waifu is groomed by a Muslim rape gang

And thats why you should never wear red in a plain or go around saying you are a muscleslut.

>>17448632
Minos a besest ecen better than alps.

>>17448591
Top tier doujin series. When is the new one coming out?

>>17448632
>Them abs
>Them flopping tits
Would help her get even bigger and beefier and massage her all over and be her muscleslut bitchboy

>>17448658
>beefier
>bigger

Big and beefy monster girls?

>>17448683
Yes.

>>17448683
Yes

>>17448683
I prefer small and delicate.

>>17448705
Yes

>>17448714
I like em both.

>>17448723
Also yes.

What's the policy on story rewrites? Sort of want to go back and elaborate on some character descriptions in earlier parts of multi-part works.

I wish there was art of jacked, muscular hellhounds

>>17448749
It's a loose confederation, not a dictatorship. Do what you want to do.

what is best monster girl tulpa to nurse you to health when you are sick?

>>17448743
Muscle lich a cute.

>>17448756
>not a dictatorship.
I disagree

>>17448758
>>>/x/

>>17448761
This is a dictatorship and I am the dick

>>17448749
To elaborate, it would not be unusual for a character's design and appearance to become more developed over time; for example, incorporating parts of clothing that should have been apparant from the start. Would it be proper to go back and revise the initial description so characters don't suddenly seem to have pockets, satchels, or large weapons appearing out of thin air?

>>17448753
forgot to post the muscle hellhound commission i got a couple days ago
http://imgur.com/a/9yNv2
another one is in the works

>>17448783
Hm, art isn't that great. Is the second commission you're waiting on from the same artist?

>>17448632
Uncensored where?

>>17446876
Please calm down. Or I'll spritz you.

Do you think that VNs and romance games would get the same popularity and complexity amongst monstergirls as the same action games are in North America?

>>17448797
>>17448797
I have yet to receive the colored version. When I get it, I will post both versions with links to the uncensored version.

>>17448848
Of course. Monstergirls would all be over those VNs with multiple routes and different male archetypes.

>>17448793
no
i know the artist irl and he's been struggling with art and I'm hoping this'll nudge him in the right direction

>>17448723
Why is a man with gyno wearing so little clothes?

>>17448848
>action games
>same popularity and complexity
>complexity

If you meant big budget and Triple-A graphics with motion captures of well-know celebrities, then yes.

>>17448881
Yes that. Or what about romance MMOs in where a party is known has a Harem?

Big dogs!

>>17448723
>manface
Would still hit it like a train because of those thighs.

Remember to watch out for monster girls on the beach.

They'll try to seduce you with skimpy outfits and tans!

>>17448683
I had a thought about a big, strong, badass lady that looks like she could rip a man in two with her bare hands, but happens to have a basically little girl's voice which she finds embarrassing.

>>17448896
I wanna molest her ears

>>17448903
What? That's crazy talk. How could she be trying to seduce me with such an innocent looking swimsuit?

>>17448887
Too bad there are no boys on the monstergirl internet.

>Bepis or GTFO

>>17448909
What self respecting parent would dress their little girls in swimsuits like that?

>>17448896
Her thighs make me think of those video of strong girls breaking watermelons with their thighs. Is that what you want, Anon?

>>17448913
Her single momster that thinks it's about time she start attracting a cute human boy? She just wants to make sure she doesn't end up as a CC

>>17448913
Every one that wants grandchildren.

>>17448913
That would actually be the normal kind monstergirl daughterus wear, the ones you need to watch out for are the ones who wear school swimsuits outside of school or swimsuits made of rubber.

>>17448929
Which, coincidentally, is almost all of them.

>>17448916
I wanna see a hot dog crush a watermelon between her thick thighs

>>17448916
I want an alp with vid related bod to crush my head like this.
https://youtu.be/GOjSl7C7L80
>why an alp?
Cause huge girls were made to be bullied.

>>17448983
I wanna see a hot dog crush my dick between her huge breasts!

>>17448983
Fuckin thicq

>>17448910
>The second they hear Anon's voice, all hell breaks loose and the raid turns into a wipe.

>>17448400
What would a Kiki be if there were no Maids?

>>17448913
>What self respecting parent would dress their little girls in swimsuits like that?
Monstergirls. The momsters would be supportive of their daughters dating over age gaps too.

>>17449078
a wandering warrior using her skills and knowledge to protect the innocent from the bloodthirsty gangs that roam the post apocalyptic world.

>>17449078
This man is a role model

>>17449099
Honestly the idea of momsters giving out advice to their kids and supporting their endeavors is pretty cute, until you get to the girls with weirder tastes. Listening to momsters help their kids seduce much older or younger men must be a fucking ride.

>Be anon hit by a magic Isuzu truck and teleported to the monstergirl world.
>Smack dab in the middle of ye old britannia dragon-land.
>Decide to go out into the world as an adventuring knight and find your true waifu.
>Find out very quickly that being in a fantasy world without coin currency is a bad state of affairs.
>Can't afford an inn, can't afford armor or a sword, can't afford food, can barely afford to keep warm.
>Luckily a tournament of chivalry and honor is soon being held with substantial cash prizes.
>The bad news is that it's hosted by all sorts of mamano nobility and wealthy elite.
>As such salamanders, centaurs, minotaurs, dragons, and every MG under the sun who can pick up a sword is attending for a shot at fame and glory.
>All with years more if not a lifetime more of melee weapons training than you possess.
>Meaning your sorry ass doesn't stand a chance at winning.
>The good news is that male competitors are offered a generous stipend just for competing, with further rewards granted for each round a man wins.
>Citing "Entertainment purposes".
>Furthermore those without gear are provided beginner's set courtesy of the hosts and any weapon scattered about the arena floor you pickup you keep.
>Your plan is simple, signup, get paid, grab a weapon, and make sure your first fight is with a slamander or something so you don't get raped for being weak as shit.
>Then go get some actual goddamn training and supplies with the money and begin your quest.

>Day of the tournament arrives, and you luck out immensely, getting match up against a Dullahan.
>She commands you to choose your weapon as she will not strike an unarmed opponent, much less a pathetic manlet like you.
>Gaze across the arena floor at the weapons scattered hither and tither and your eyes land on the lone, enstoned sword around which the arena floor is centered.
>Come to the conclusion that it must be a powerful magic sword that the competitors would fight over in any monster vs monster match and go straight for it.
>As luck would have it you are somewhat right; It is the enchanted sword of kings, not!Excalibur.
>As ordained by fate, no son nor daughter of [Insert creation mythos figure(s) here] may wield it save for the one true king/queen of Dragonland
>Loophole of loopholes Batman, your raggedy non-magical ass comes from Earth, so you AREN'T a son or daughter of the aforementioned myth daddy
>Of course, having been here for but a scant few days with little appreciation for taking in the local history you are unaware of this little tidbit.
>You rip that sword out of the stone like you were yanking on the ripcord of a lawnmower and turn to face your foe
>Only to be met with deafening silence across the entire arena such that you can hear a glass chalice drop and shatter from the VIP section

>This goes for almost a solid minute until the Dullahan suddenly addresses the spectators with a "He's mine! I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"
>At which point all hell breaks loose
>She is immediately challenged, and beaten thusly, by countless other competitors and once spectators in a rapidly devolving free-for-all
>Lizardmen, salamanders, and other dragonkin break into a violent cheering
>Centaurs, Dullahans, Valkyries and the like have their "I must knightly (and nightly) serve the lord" fantasies throttle into maximum overdrive
>Queens of various races send for their daughters while lesser nobles mobilize their assets
>Royal dragons go through their lineage in their heads as they try to figure out who's close enough to you to try and lay claim, or otherwise decide they're powerful enough to simply not care
>It's a full three days until anyone calms down enough to let you know what the hell is going on... in the middle of your coronation as prince regent.

>Yes, prince, not king.
>Why? Because to be a king you need to have a queen of course (in this world).
>Oh and you will be taking a Queen of course that's non-negotiable.
>The pretty yet intimidating dragonesses who reigned sovereign before you came along have made this quite clear.
>However you get two big perks on account of being king.
>The first being that you at least get the final say who you're going to marry.
>The second is having a pretty damned large selection to choose from, so you don't need to go on that silly quest anymore you suppose.

Who is your queen anon?

>>17449131
I'd just travel the world looking for my one true love.

>>17449145
Adventure is the greatest part of a new world.

>>17449131
Kek i pick that alp shying away from everything.

>>17449131
Can I have my Queen and adventure, too?

>>17449145
>Can't afford to survive

>I'll just walk out into the wild world anyways with the shirt on my back and a skip in my step

I mean, if you want to be found starving in the woods by werewolves or rape elves then yeah go for it.

>>17449164
I'm a prince, I could request a bodyguard and supplies.

>>17449154

You're king of dragonland, so not like anyone's going to stop you...or dumb enough to try.

>>17449131
Marry the dragoness let her go back to ruling while I go adventure

>>17449166
Oh you meant AFTER that whole sword in the stone bit? Then yeah I take it back that would totally work.

>>17449170

>Dragonesses
Which one?

>>17449164
If all else fails, just prick your finger, dip it in the ocean and wait a bit. A worried shark will be with you momentarily.

>>17449176
The one who was ruling before

>>17449179
>Mersharks

Forever you shall be as my kin to me.

>>17449078
Cute Cupid

>>17449191
This Cupid is stacked

>>17449131
My lady Dullahan, of course.
Tis fate that brought us together and fate that shall bind us henceforth as king and queen.
I'd level with her the very first private chance we get and say I'm not sure how cut out for being king I am, but with her by my side I know we'll make it through- with some of her expert training in swordsmanship, of course.
Then I'd love her like no tomorrow.
Damn, I like this idea. Queen Dullahan would be the greatest in all the land!

>>17449131
>manlet
Well now it's ruined.

>>17449224
>Recognizing her as her wife after all she said to you when you first met
>Espousing romantic ideas about fate and depending on her guidance

This is how you trigger the dullahan's BREED mode

>>17449228
>she will not strike an unarmed opponent, much less a pathetic manlet like you
I'm sure she was just being haughty.

>>17449232
Well what can I say other than
[x]Breed Dullahan
[x] Call Serious Dullahan knight cute

I hope you all get raped by ushi-oni

>>17449235
She'd counter with
[x]Stick head on king's dick
[x]Frantically suck off king while riding his face and letting him eat out

>>17449238
Don't threaten me with a good wife.

>>17449238
You sound like you need a Yeti

>>17449232
>I'm sure she was just being haughty.
But calling me a manlet would be blatantly untrue.

>>17449291
Holy shit I can hear her ufufuing at me and its adorable

>>17449152
YOU!
>"M-ME!?"
>the dire minotaur happily exclaims
Yeah you you're in the way beat it!
>Behind the mino is....nothing.
I can see your tail you know.
>"M-mein gott!"
>Someone pushes her out of her tarnkappe.
>some weird succubus with gender symbols on her outfit and a 7-1 patch on her arm.
You're my new queen.
>She just looks at you like you murdered her family in front of her.
>the entire stadium loses their shit at your choice.
>some ara ara dragon was bawling that an alp was chosen over her.
>mg royalty everywhere was REEEEEEEing that your "lineage" was ruined.
>paladin chans were angrily posting on pol about their hatred towards gays.
>every monster was angrily staring at the winner hailing from deutschland.
>aw she put the cloak back on.

Reminder that what matters is her insides,not the external appearance

>>17449295

Give her one month of rough lewding; she'll fill out to a stage 3.

>>17449303
>not the external appearance
She has to actually look like a monstergirl, not what you just posted.

>>17449241
Just what I wanted. Long undeath Queen Dullahan!

>>17449131
Why can't I marry THEM ALL

>>17449303
go back to /v/

>>17449317
That's basically just an armored form anon, her real form looks more like this

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that loli dark mages and witches ARE different.

The biggest difference being that one will get a huge chest later on.

>>17449344
The difference is that one can be a childhood friend and the other will remain a shitty bitter hag forever, like all the Sabbath.

>>17449344
Or early on.
>Loli Dark Mage can't read her spellbooks because her huge oppai block them on her desk

>>17449350
>Onii-chan, I can't see my spell book.
>Can you hold my boobs up for me so I can read?

>>17449349
WItches aren't bitter.
They're cute.

>>17449353
>Nervously separate her breasts so she can read her book
>"Okay, ooone, twoooo- three!"
>Waves her hands like she's casting some big spell
>Instead quickly hops up and hugs you in a surprise glomp
Would be her protective onii-chan until she gets old enough to turn the tables on me

>>17449357
Would be nice.
Although you forgot to ask her how hefting up her breasts would allow her to read.

>>17449238
I hope I do too.

>>17449358
That's what you ask her afterward, then when she gives a cute 'uuuuuh...' you take her hat off and give her a noogie, watching her giggle (and her oppai jiggle) as she tries to wrestle free.

>>17449238
i would heavily impregnate a spider cow!

>>17448632
Yessss! More MGE mino!
There isn't much art of her.

>>17449370
Good man.
Be sure to hug her tight when she sneaks into your bed.

>>17449376
Like the most precious thing in the world, aye.
Gonna treat her like life itself so that when she grows older she knows how much I love her.

I bet there are a whole lotta interesting hybrids around thanks to pre-DL shenanigans.

Dragons kidnapping, raping and impregnating elven princesses, leading to a small nation in DL times where the royalty are all elf-dragon hybrids.

>>17449418
Vampiric elves

imagine the horror

>>17449454
They'd be fine most of the time, not wanting to debase themselves on dirty human blood even if it is the only thing they can consume. At least until the hunger takes them.

>>17449454
See now that's a whole lot easier than draconic elves, cause all it takes is a vamp bitin an elf

>>17449454
I'd rather Vampiric Dragons, they treat you like a treasure while sucking your blood.

>>17449454
I like the elves special brand of denial, but vampire elves would probably be a bit much.
>"You lowly mortal, trying to make me drink your filthy blood. You will never make me a slave to your bestial lifeforce."

>>17449454
Haughty Ojou-sama levels would be off the charts.
Just imagine a pale white skinned Elf with fangs in a backless evening gown "Oh-ho-ho"ing as she saunters into the room where you're tied up for her pleasure.

>>17449480
she says fucking guzzling a huge jug of your blood

What would you call a type of slime that evolves into a random other monster species, and what would create such a slime?

Would you fuck the mystery slime?

>>17449497
No answer to the first part. As for the second: absolutely.

What is your waifu's kinkiest thread approved fetish?

>>17449514
Family-building

>>17449514
Oyakodon.

>>17449514

I don't know.

>>17449514
I'm not even sure what the thread is okay with anymore

>>17449514
age regression

Threesome with lava and ice dragons when?

>>17449497
metamorphic slimes? evolving slimes?
And this is the barely sentient puddle left behind when two or more high power Slimes get mixed up during a threesome.
I would fuck the mystery Slime

>>17449514
I mean, my waifu has all sorts of fetishes that most would consider kinky. So many that it'd be very difficult to name the all-time kinkiest that's okay for here, but if I had choose one I'd choose the one she'd be most embarrassed about. That's the one where she dresses up in really frilly pink outfits and has me treat her like a puppy.

There's also the whole thing where she is really in to doing lewd things with our daughteru like I am, but that's more of a lifestyle than a fetish.

>>17449514
Sexual enhancements (breast expansion for her, penis expansion for me)

>>17449482
You should never give in to an ojou, anon! Even if she forces your head to the side and starts licking and blowing on your neck! Marry a commoner vampire instead!

>>17449514
Hand holding

>>17449574
What do frilly dresses have to do with petplay?

>>17449599
Nothing anon, when I said treat her like a puppy I meant treating her like a little girl. Puppy was just there because she's a canine type monstergirl.

Don't get me wrong though, she absolutely loves doing petplay! Both as the pet and as the master.

>>17449514
Voyeurism

>>17449605
oh.

>watch magical girl show produced by monsters
>in the last episode, the main character gets defeated and raped by the suave looking villain
Anime is much less predictable in monster girl world.

>>17449514
Breastfeeding.

>>17449643
You'd have all sorts of unpredictable stuff like that with monstergirls anon. You'd even have niche stuff where the male veil supervillain is revealed to be the magical girl protagonist's father and THEN he rapes her.

>>17446876
>Angery Wendi

How do monster girl schools remain functional in spite of constant drink spiking incidents?

>>17449668
men are banned. MGE is secretly a dystopian totalitarian universe where men are second class citizens with no rights. Or they have water purifiers or some shit.

>>17449670
>Alex Jones in the monster girl universe

>>17449668
Speaking of, when do most girls lose their virginity and claim a mate? Middle School, High School, College, or post-ed?

>>17449688
Middle school or before for ones at coed schools, later for all-girl's school attendants.

>>17449577
>commoner vampire
Undead peasants are the best.

>>17449707

Childhood friend/10. Marry and impregnate.

>enter house
>the lights are off
>suddenly, your wight wife and daughter dressed as zombies lunge out of the shadows and pretend to eat you

>>17449707
>your vampire childhood friend is still shy and nervous about sucking your blood, until she actually does it and her instincts kick in

>>17449697
Fox at the beach?

>>17449710
>>17449731
>undead childhood friends
Died as a child/teen, surely, but did she come for you immediately or after years or decades?

>>17446833
I just used to hate it when you'd shit up whatever threads I was trying to talk about non-encyclopedia monstergirls, it really pissed me off and I hadn't noticed any of that recently.

>>17449735
What about P'orcs at the beach? I want to hear them sizzle as they caramelize.

>>17449754
>EMG thread
>possible to shit up
Pick one

>>17449760
>beach p'orc asks you to oil her back
>halfway through you realize it's cooking oil

Question to any anons with nerdy monstergirl waifus.
How wet would your waifu get if she played Persona 5 and got to the first time they play Rivers in the Desert?
If the answer isn't "sopping wet"
consider getting a Waifu with better taste.

>>17449793
I think if I had a harem of P'orcs, I imagine they would initially be paranoid that I was gonna actually eat them based on how I act around them
>always cook them lots of good food to make them thiccer ("Oh god, he's fattening us up!")
>use things like honey and chocolate sauce during sexy time to lick off them ("He's trying to see what we'll taste best with!")
>comment on how they smell like bacon after they work up a sweat ("Our scent is making him hungry!")
>always use words like "delicious" and "juicy" when talking about how sexy they look ("He's eating us with his eyes!")

>>17449830
That's an amazing song, but why would it make them wet?

>>17449835
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND

>>17449830
She only gets wet when she gets the berserk power up in Doom.

>>17449863
I mean, she's got good taste anon but still.
Rivers in the Desert.

>>17449843
What about an onee-san in a shota land?

>>17449897
That's Onee-Sabbath paradise right there