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Cute Wendigos

Maids are olev

Pharaoh is love. Divine love!

>>17434077
More like fearsome wendigos.

>>17434080
They're not scary, they're just hungry!

>>17434079
I don't want to agree with you, but I do.

How did this happen?

>>17434089
I wonder how much meat it takes to fill a wendigo.

>>17434089
how do we make them scary?

This is exactly why you should never go into a Jinko jungle or forest dutring mating season or wearing catnip.

>>17434079
Is it possible for a man to become a Pharaoh's equal by marrying her, or is he doomed to remain merely the Pharaoh's property?

>>17434092
Mythogically, they more they eat the larger they get in such a way that they are never satisfied.

Gentlemen.... BEHOLD! In an effort to make the ideal bride, I have crossed this manticore with a shoggoth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

>>17434096
I'm fine with that personally, so long as I'm soley her property. But yeah, I'm sure there's some dude out there who could fuck for equality.

>>17434093
Leave them behind on a mountaintop

>>17434099
So exponential boob growth?
Or am I going to wander out near yak country and find tubby wendigos watching from the snow?

>>17434094
I said it before and I'll say it again.

Those minichuffs cannot stop a determined anon.

>>17434075
Im am super weak, but damn, thats a Baphomet I might be willing to go into her Husband Quest for!

Anyone knows what Baphomets's quests for the "superior men" exception are about?

>>17434079
I want a Lich-Pharaoh!

>>17434102
Cross a Jinko with a Hellhound or a Jinko with a Minotaur.

You all still like daemons, right?
Full version: http://i.imgur.com/6XSo631.jpg

>>17434132
>Hellcat.

Brilliant. Would love her.

>>17434116
Do they look mini? I thought they were grown Jinkos.

>>17434135
... Malal deamon?

>>17434135
Malal please.

>>17434142
Yeah, those are lolis

>>17434109
You'll have to help those Wendigos when they fall into deep snow, snow gets up to their boobs and they can't move

>>17434149
I would.

I'd hoist them up and then lead them home for some meat and some hot chocolate.

I want to go adventuring and run into a voluptuous nerd Lich' lair and defeat her by molestng her repeatedly.

>>17434155
You and me both.

>>17434154
Those are gonna be some happy, warm, cuddly Wendis

>>17434158
Yep.
Would be lovely.

I do wonder how much one needs to have to keep wendis well fed and comfortable.

>>17434157
I bet both of those Liches will be too preoccupied with their pregnancies and later childcare to do evil anymore. An easy victory for justice!

>>17434162
Yak meat, lots of fur brushing, and more meat

So your aggressive waifu accidentally said something rude enough to make you go home alone. Now she is standing outside your house with a boombox blaring a certain song to let you know she is sorry. What song is it?

>>17434169
Exactly.
Turning a lich into a big, soft, brood mother is the best way to keep her from doing evil.

Hard to do dark deeds when she has triplets on the way and massive tits.

>>17434169
Evil is to be worshipped, not ruined

>>17434173
That would be good, although I may need to be careful lest I overfeed them.

>ywn bend your generic succubus wife over a table and impregnate her
Why live

>>17434176
But if all Liches get vigorously bred, the Lich population will explode and the problem will come back ten times as bad in a couple of decades. It'd be much better to get them addicted to anal sex and turn them into mindbroken buttsluts who are too busy begging the heroes who defeated them for more anal penetration to do evil.

>>17434094
You are aware that with Jinkos, likeli loli ones already have the strenght of an average guy, right? Its just that unlike the adults ones they arent tens of times of times stronger. So anon will still get raped.

>>17434179
I want to worship an evil girl's feet with my dick and cum.

>>17434185
>>17434185
No, you go out and get those litchs into normal careers and normal boyfriends while you keep their moms pumped full.....

Although I wouldn't be against filling a lich till her body is bloated and she's begging for her rear to be used by me.

Can you imagine beating one, shattering her phylactery and then hitting her with an orgasm denial spell?

All those years, if not decades, of forgotten sensations only rushing up but being fully denied would be the best.

>>17434194
I hope the spell leaves her hanging exactly under the level of orgasm so she can't help but beg to be fucked harder or softer, however she likes it. She'd be screaming in pleasure for hours and begging for release with a slurred voice at the end of it.

>>17434203
Exactly.

Keep yourself going and fill her up but leave her just a hair short of being able to feel it herself.

Fuck her wildly, fuck her softly, fuck her every which way until she's nearly in tears and begging for what feels like centuries of release.

>>17434179
I want to be a neutral good hero who defeats a evil lich by giving myself up as a specimen to her.

>>17434207
Of course you'd release the spell, right? You wouldn't just torture her like that. I for one would fuck her for hours until she's got a mind-shattering multiple orgasm pent up and then release the spell just as I told her I loved her and kissed her for the first time so it all hit her seemingly as a result of the confession and kiss. She'd be instantly addicted to me.

>>17434116
Yeah, if only these lolis were trained in a discipline that involved beating people stronger than then like martial ar-..... oh wait!

>>17434232
I'd go till I'm through and she's a twitching, broken mess.

THEN I'd hit her with a kiss and release the spell.

Gonna have to get some anti-magic going to keep her from trying to take revenge though.

>>17434236
They're just tackling him and trying to wrestle him down that way.

That's not that hard to avoid defeat from.

>>17434116
You are aware that with Jinkos, likeli loli ones already have the strenght of an average guy, right? Its just that unlike the adults ones they arent tens of times of times stronger. So anon will still get raped.

>>17434242
They are just imitating their moms or being nice, as long as anon really starts to get difficult, he will get the black belt kicks and punches in the gut. Or maybe anon knows how bad it can get for him if he resists so he is allowing them to take him down that way.

>>17434242
You know what would be the best?
If she likes it hard, keep fucking her like an animal for hours without letting her cum, and then tell her you're going to try something different. Then you start doing the gentlest, cuddliest slow sex you can imagine while slowly releasing the spell so she starts getting more and more orgasms until the gets a massive multiple from being cummed inside while being kissed in the lotus position. That'd really show her that good is better than evil.

>>17434242
They are just imitating their moms or being nice, as soon as anon really starts to get difficult, he will get the black belt kicks and punches in the gut. Or maybe anon knows how bad it can get for him if he resists so he is allowing them to take him down that way.

>>17434127
Isn't that redundant already, because I mean a pharaoh is an undead type.

>>17434265
It could just be a brown Lich queen?

I need to find that story with the office demon.

We need more people writing stories.

>>17434282
I don't see you writing anything except that post.

>>17434282
But words is hard.

>>17434282
I have stories, and im working on one right now, just been holding it off for a while. It's done just it needs to be proof-read, so I'll get that done soon.

Hopefully you anons like it.

What do baphomets wear when they disguise themselves as humans?

How about a oni that could change her appearance at will?

>>17434282
No one likes the girls i want to write about

>>17434285
I'm working on my own. But I cant work on it right now.

>>17434282
Anons should stop shitting on everyone who does, or the ones who like them should post about liking them. It's no wonder people stop posting them eventually when a thousand people read the story and the only person who reacts posts lol go home faget.

>>17434300
Siths? Alp? Humpty?
Or maybe smoke hobo?

>>17434306
Actually humpty is one of them, but no none of the other shitpost tier girls

>>17434296
How about yes please

>>17434304
To be fair quite a few anons have stated they don't touch the pastes

>>17434282
I can't because /mgt/ rejects anything that isn't purely hetero vanilla sex.

Kikimora raised by a Manticore.

I want to write a fic about an anon going into a Bapho's quest and all the wacky situations they go through as she secretly helps him to succeed.

>>17434319
I'm suddenly picturing a Kiki trying to perform a tailjob.

>>17434296
She needs that hammer for that.
Also adult raj is the best, child is shit and demon is double shit.

>>17434282
Do people post their stories somewhere else? It seems like the other possibilities are even worse than here.

>>17434335
TouchFluffyTail is another mg story site

>>17434335
There's tft, /monster/ and the wiki
There's all the forums but you have to sign up and in the case of MGU its not worth it

I want to impregnate an automaton.

>>17434340
What other options are there in forums other than MGU? I cant stand Gullinbursti so Redux is not an option for me.

>>17434341
That fox has bizarre colors.

How about a story regarding monkey Butlers?
I would like to see a kakuen in a suit, balancing a food tray on her tail.

>>17434356
LEWD
IRON
WOMBS

>>17434341
>green fox
There's something you don't see every day, huge tits too.

Would marry if her personality was as nice as her looks.

I want to chase a loli spidergirl around the room while waving my shoe around!

>>17434371
Well get at it my friend I cant wait to read it.

>>17434371
>Kakuen train to be the perfect upstanding butler.
>she can't deny her nature so her lust as been building
>hard not to tease or lewd master
>master actdebtly gropes her ass
>the look of sheer depravity is there for a second before she wills it down
>only a matter of time before this monkey starts getting upto some business.

>>17434341
It's a Demon!

Deeemoooonnnn!

>>17434275
Beast did that I think.

>>17434360
TMM, the monster multiverse
Mainly full of MGU oldfags
Also who is Gulinbursti

>>17434304
Let's not pretend that certain writers don't deserve the hatred and bile flung at them.

>>17434397
>her master always replies to her advances with "Quit monkeying around"
>her face has a 1000 yard stare on because of his overuse of this pun

>>17434335
This >>17434340

And recently ff.net has gotten an MGE section

>>17434320
Well, what's stopping you from doing it?

>>17434300
I know that feeling, but it's mostly because I use D&D girls more than anything,
preferably looking like Barb's girls. That and ELH keeps trying to mind assassinate me into Khornette hatefucking.

Remove Shog, acquire brooms.

>>17434417
>Not to mention the frequent use of 'stop chimping out on x'

>>17434413
At this point all the ones that should be hated are either dead or have moved on from here.
That shigydigy guy is the only exception .

>>17434445
>At this point all the ones that should be hated are either dead or have moved on from here.
As are the ones who shouldn't.

>>17434419
>And recently ff.net has gotten an MGE section
Oh. I don't know if I should be happy or slightly worried. There are some good fanfics there but 95% is absolute garbage.
Might get some neat smut fics tho.

>>17434282
But I'm writing one right now.

>>17434320
I'm writing a fic about two human warriors going on a quest with a Bapho and all the wacky situations they go through as she blatantly shows no interest in keeping them alive.

I would like to see a kiki obsesses over brooms snake does with guns in mgs3

>>17434454
Currently there are 7 fics, 1 is tolerable and the other i would even reccoment for a little comfy kraken short
One is in spanish and the rest are trash of the highest order

>>17434465
>>17434439

>>17434482
>watermelon
Lewd!

Which species of MGs husbands has the easiest time of it?

>>17434452
We've still got some meh to good people here

>>17434491
Dark Matter

>>17434479
>Went to check them out
>One fan fic with 62,078 words
>Monstergirls vs Human Empire
Gregori, is that you?

>>17434494
Dark (doesn't) matter.

I want to bully a dark matter.

>>17434135
What the fuck I hate the big 4 now

>>17434092
About this much meat
http://i.imgur.com/f1gVS9F.png

>>17434491
Probabaly shog actually.

You can wake up in bed, and have it form into a wheel chair, and the Shog will carry you around and you don't even have to move.

>>17434493
>still got some meh to good people here
You're satisfied with that?

>>17434479
>>17434495
Oh wait, there's even more.
>Male Dragon / vampire hybrid
>He's the only male in his class
>But he's so shy XDDDDD
This place is a gold mine for shit and cringe

>>17434503
>A trio of wendis will never nibble on your dick
Fuck this gay earth

>>17434494
>Be the husband of a Dark Matter
>Be the living embodiment of the lust of every man in the realm
>You are a vessel for their lewdest fantasies
>With limitless libido, you are driven to unleash these desires unto your wife
What's not to like?

>>17434419
>ff.net has an MGE section
Oh boy. Would it even be worth posting stuff there since they don't allow smut?

Shy familiars being forced to say lewd things to onii-chans by their witch superiors.

>>17434507
>shog wheels in her brain dead looking mastah to his weekly poker game with the boys
>simply leaves him there in his chair and leaves without saying a word
>shog husband springs to life when she closes the door
>"Sorry boys you know how she is. Her and her mindbreak fantasies I swear"
>chuckles from all around the table including the wheelchair
>everyone grows silent

>>17434544
>since they don't allow smut?
Wait, they don't? I've read several smutfics there.

>>17434419
Good lord.

Also a site I frequent has a MGE fic thread. They are very much anti-monster.

>>17434534
>>A trio of wendis will never nibble on your dick
>trio
Disgusting. If you're going to NTR a poor Abomination she's going to bite a bit harder than just a nibble.

>>17434551
Technically they never have, but that doesn't stop people. So long as it's marked as "M" and rule nazis don't home in on your ass you can get away with it.

>>17434553
Go on? I'm morbidly curious.

>>17434567
I'd rather not name names.

>>17434514
Is it really so wrong to be content with people who consistently post stories and such without stirring the pot or doing it maliciously to cause e-drama in a fucking 4chan thread?

I would seriously take a dozen Iron-beasts, Frosticle, Losenis (though he's a true blue shitposter), or even somebody like Silent_II over people like ThatBollocksWriter, BobAnon, AlpAnon, etc who stirred more shit than they were worth. I mean, yeah. I miss the days of people like ELH (He's working on a /qst/ involving Khornettes, just not writing consistently), ThunderBrother, ParkedBuggy, LDR, RampantSerenity and even Bromont but you just have to come to terms with the fact that those days are over. People either move on from the niche or have real-life projects that take up their time. I'm moreso just thankful for the content that actually does get posted and brings some love to girls who tend to get forgotten or disregarded because they're either too plain or nobody really cares for them. Outside of the shitpost species, that is.

>>17434577
Spacebattles?

>>17434503
Can you imagine dicking three wendigos in one session?
The stomach of the first one you penetrate bulging slightly due to your size and the other two looking on in amazement wondering if the same will happen with them.

>>17434603
Yes.

>>17434619
I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

>>17434663
Eh, there are worse places.

>>17434138
Hellcat, you say?

>>17434138
mischievous!

>>17434610
That's some damn good stuff

>>17434547
>Chuckles from all around the table including the wheelchair
That got a laugh out of me

>>17434491
Mouse girls because you'd have a swarm of lolis at your beck and call doing whatever you want so they can be next on the 'to be dicked' list.

>>17434282
I write stories, but I get "back to /d/ fagget" every time I post them here.

>>17434772
Aren't you a little short for a succubus?

How does your waifu feel about headpats?

>>17434817
it's the right height to succ

>>17434810
Maybe you should take their advice?

>>17434820
>headpats
When i had one i wanted to receive them not give.

>>17434810
Shiggy?

I wachted princess monoke after being on my backlog for almost 2 decades, and it got me thinking
would more industrial monster eventually come in conflict with those more in tune with nature?

>>17434075
there aren't nearly enough loli stories

>>17434841
Probably

A thieving mouse

>>17434864
A story about a Familiar would be nice.
>>17434869
She can steal my heart any day.

>>17434869
I hate cheese so there is none in my house. I wonder how disappointed she would be when finding I own no cheese.

>>17434869
Wasn't there a story about this once?

>>17434864
I'm writing two stories about a baphomet.
One is straight up /d/, the other will be vanilla.

>>17434431
My writing skill is rusty as I havent done it since around 2013 or so

Also English is my second language

>>17434599
>(though he's a true blue shitposter)
heard you were talking shit

>>17434869
Oh no, not my gigantic uncovered slice of cheese

>>17434902
What?

>>17434869
She's broken into my cheese vault!

>>17434897
You mean the one by Quicksilver?

>>17434869
thieving mouse in my house needs to wear a blouse

What, you like consensual sex? That's a shame.

>>17434909
So? So long as you're not Bob or Bollocks I don't see a point in denying you some credit for at least writing.

>>17434976
Quite the opposite, although I guess the fact I want raped makes it consensual.

>>17434976
She looks athletic!

>>17434869

Not going to lie, I think buck teeth are the cutest thing. A rata with them would be adorable.

>>17435011
Thats kind of the problem though, even if you do put up resistance you don't really want to. Thats our curse i suppose we can't technically get what we want because we're not supposed to want it at all.

>>17434820
She feels normal.

>>17435011
>>17435032
It's called rapeplay. It's a category of roleplay that can include both foreplay and intercourse were one party acts like they are forcing themselves onto the other party.

You can even do it consensually by establishing boundaries before starting.

>>17435065
I'd do this. But only rarely and I'd never want to hurt my waifu.

Ear wiggles are the cutest thing.

>>17435065
This. my waifu and I would set some boundaries every once in awhile so we can rape each other whenever we feel like it! We wouldn't do it very often, but it would be a good time when we did.

>>17435065
this really only works when both are into it,
otherwise it just ends up feeling like a chore, like she asks for it and a feeling of dread comes over you.

>>17435081
>this really only works when both are into it

Anon, I think you may have a serious problem when both of you aren't "into it" when having sex with your wife.

Roleplay isn't for everyone. Talk it out with her and make sure your concerns are known.

>>17435081
Thats why you tell her no and eventually she'll do it anyway. But it won't ever be truly what you're looking for and you won't feel as good about it as if you're the one who wants the rape it won't feel like it and if you're the rapist it'll feel more like normal sex than anything.

http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/1ko5juoljou3yzzvg?language=en
>pov shoebill blowjob
Sometimes 3d animation is alright.

>>17435091
This is what phantoms and flayers are for

>>17435076

>>17435103

>>17435103
>Eldar dropping her guard for even a moment

Do you want Slaanesh? Because that's how you get Slaanesh.

>>17435103
Eldar are for humiliating.

>>17435116

>>17435122
>Not a lewd race
>Their cosmic psychic level orgy birthed Slaanesh and the Eye of Terror

>>17435122
The most certainly are. They shall get MON-KEIGH'D.

>>17435109
I'd do things to Macha that would make Slaanesh blush.

Who likes harpies?

>>17435097
Flayers would be good for that, if i'm not terrified, confused, being pinned down and absolutely aroused then somethings gone slightly wrong and i wouldn't give a damn about the sex.

>>17435116
No

>>17435154
Don't worry, she's a professional.

You hire the flayer to help you roleplay with your wife, just like how you commission a phantom to write a play about you and your wife.

Lewdpure succubi that fuck you constantly but blush super hard when you kiss, hug, or hold hands with them.

>>17434869
Nice legs.

>>17435153

>>17435153
I love them.

>>17435153
is there a such thing as space harpies?

>>17435173
Phoenix

>>17435162
Purelewd succubi that are always hugging and cuddling you constantly but blush super hard when you talk dirty to them.
They never initiate on their own, and get super nervous if it ever comes up, but they have ridiculous skills they aren't even aware off.

>>17435160
I shouldn't need to hire her for that. Though i have lost my waifu, so theres 90% of my thoughts back from thinking about her all the time.

>>17435153

>>17434495
Nah
Grig goes out of his way to kill every monster he can
This just has evil monsters and slavers with a edgy MC blood wizard

>>17435195
You're not making this sound any better.

>>17435191

Fuck. You.

>>17435153
>this bird keeps itself in the air through sheer force of lust

>>17435191
That's a Yuki-Onna, not a Harpy.

Real ded hours post cute zombies.

>>17435279
>Howdy campers, what's cookin'?

>>17435279
onii-chan, i'm cold

>>17435198
Nothing to be upset about. She's just half the woman she used to be.

>>17435287
hail to the king baby

Who do I sacrifice to bring Harblador back

>>17435296
Your firstborn

>>17435296
I'd volunteer but i don't think my sacrifice would do much.

>>17435296
someone who has never had someone love them back.

>>17435319
He still lurks, he responded with a critique of my story

>>17435330
how did it do?

>>17435330
He said I improved by stopping hanging sentences, and said things how to improve my story, he's a great guy

>>17435346
To you I mean>>17435334

Do wights give birth to wights or zombies?

Reminder that all Monster Girl pornographic sites collect information on your feitishes to either sell to monsters or scout you.

>>17435367
More wights. It's generally known that some species birth something else than themselves, but there's nothing like that for wights so you can only assume it's just more of their own species.

>>17435376
Monsters don't have porn, they just include sex in all their other media.

>>17434902
I'm writing one too, but it has rape The human is the raper. Not sure people here would be too partial to it.

>>17435408
>raper

>>17435153
Black harpies and jubjubs are the best ones.

>>17435408
Baphomets have only their smugness to blame.

>>17435408
>implying a bapho can be raped
Regardless, it'd be fun to read about her going from smug to not so smug.

>>17435415
Wan

>>17435171
>that shirt
is that nerdbird really that desperate for a boyfriend

A granny that became a witch but still dresses like a granny.

>>17435473
Her friends got it for her and all her other clothes are in the wash.

>>17435493
So what happens if you tell her you want to taste crow?

So I'm thinking about summoning a demon girl to keep me company, is there anything I should be aware of when trying to summon one or anything I should worry about if one comes over?

>>17435515
You'll choke if you eat crow. Be careful.

>>17435522
Yes. You may have a break in your reality where fake things become real

>>17435515
Well she heard boys were slutty, but she'll be surprised to actually see it.

So lets say the Demon Lord throws a huge banquet, and invites one of each type of Monstergirl, and her husband.

Which couple is THAT couple?

>>17435284
>you will never have a clingy huge insecure zombie to camp out with.
End me so i can be with her.

>>17435541
Undoubtedly Cait Sith or Cheshire.

>>17435541
This>>17435553 but also Hellhound, who would immediately jump on the table

>>17435541
Kobold, if KDF is invited.

>>17435488
Did someone say grandma?

>>17435562

>>17435541
the Paladin

Big
Meaty
Birds

>>17435493
but what about her 'nerds need love too' shirt? was that from her friends as well?

>>17435574
It makes her look too needy. She can just play innocent if someone points out this shirt.

>>17435562
Funny. My first thought was the witch from that doujin by the same artist.

>>17435541
>Valkyrie sweating profusely over not knowing if "Valkyrie" is technically a monster of if she'll end up one before the end of it

>>17435608
She can just pretend to be corrupted.

>>17435568
She won't stay a paladin for long.

>>17435618
>Pretend to be corrupted
>No longer pretending by the end of the night

>>17435628
Gross. Corruption is shit.

>>17435628
>>No longer pretending
>Not telling herself from then on she's only pretending to be corrupted each day that passes

>>17435541
Nighound and the rest of the smug squad.

>>17435541
the one with the alp that they already before he got alped.

What monster is the best for helping troubled human children?

How are you supposed to explain the idea of a relationship not working out the first time to Demons?

Trial-and-error is a thing, you know?

>>17435628
and also single too,
corruption a shit

>>17435618
You'll need to make out with her periodically to not blow her cover.

>>17435631
>No horror story about a bunch of succubi going to a cabin in the woods only to get picked off one by one by a paladin in the dead of the night
>No epilogue with all of them ending up as annoyed pouting angels while the paladin cooks them breakfast next morning with a "BLESS THIS MESS" apron in the same cabin

>>17435639
>How can the contract be wrong?
>You signed your name the contract is forever there is no room to be wrong.
>Too clingy? We're supposed to be together forever.
>Maybe i should teach you that word.....
Be scared of the demons, but also love them.

>>17435631
>>17435640
Have fun being gay, nerds.

>>17435645
On the other hand, purification is a patrician fetish.

>>17435649
Man, explaining my parents would take forever.

>>17435639
>>17435649
>Demon outright refusing to even think of the possibility of things not working out between you
>Her willpower and determination is so great she's in fact incapable of thinking of giving up
>She can't understand the concept at all, she'll fix whatever issue is there no matter the cost
>Even if it's a paladin who is only into angels, she'll glue feathers to her wings, put on a white silken hood in a pisspoor failed attempt to hide her horns, wear a copper wire tied behind her back and shaped into a halo, and wear a dress she thinks angels use
>When she asks why an angel has a tail, she hides it and pretends it's not there

>>17435639
you have to destroy them completely until nothing remains of their mind body and soul.
or go to a relationship counselor that can work too
if you have enough fuel.

>>17435662
At least you didn't go through any childhood abuse or bulling, anything that scarred your soul/mind probably won't be fine or safe from her wrath.
If you ever almost died she'd become even crazier.

>>17435639
>Just tell her you're off to get groceries, find a hotel and use patented Pally-Wash (Scrub away the sin!) to remove her scent, and don't come back.

>>17435681
>At least you didn't go through any childhood abuse or bulling
Y-Yeah, that would really suck.

>>17435681
Right, I'd be better off not explaining anything, wouldn't I?

>>17435681
>>17435690
At least you have an excuse.

>>17435690
Oh don't worry she knows everything you like to do all you have to do is lay down in her lap while she strokes your hair while you tell her your troubled past while she plots the downfall and corruption of everyone who ever harmed you. Then shes going to let you fall asleep in her lap and you'll wake up in her arms. Tis a good life.
I'd be scared of telling any monster that, i'd be even more scared of telling them about the time i almost drowned and died.

>>17435701
>the time i almost drowned and died
After a while, I've come to the conclusion most people have gone through this or some other event that should've killed them yet instead they were thrown into the Berenstain timeline with the rest of us.

t. guy who also almost drowned and died, I have zero memories of whatever happened immediately after I thought 'shit I'm gonna drown swim swim swim wait I don't know how to swim fug'. No waking up after drowning, no "shit, anon, you almost drowned", nothing, I just magically ended up continuing my days as if nothing happened.

>He said he would love me if I lived like a human woman, traveled like a human woman...
>'He said you were traveling'
>I was. Slowly. The way HUMANS do.
>I shall travel as a woman NO MORE!

>>17435718
Well, at least you don't remember it every time you swim.I remember every part of me drowning, from constantly trying to swim towards the surface to the cold setting in and darkness over taking me. I never told anyone about how it scarred me but i do like daydreaming about telling a monster. Worse part is that I found the cold darkness setting in blissful. And ever since then i ware a jacket year round, doesn't matter that its 100 degrees outside i'm wearing a jacket because im cold.
Also holy shit i didn't realize it was named Barenstain and not stein. Am i going crazy?

>>17435766
No, but it does mean that in another universe you did very well drown. Welcome to the Barenstain universe, friend.

>>17435766
Sounds like someone didn't have as good "don't walk on thin ice, kids" -propaganda as Finland did.

>>17435766
>you don't remember it every time you swim.
>He thinks I've touched a pool/swimming place in the last God knows how many years
I actually have no idea whether it scarred me in subtle ways I've yet to find out the hard way, I don't really have many opportunities to go swimming, let alone find myself not lazy when said opportunities pop up. Last times, though, it was completely normal, which surprises me because I almost drowned before even learning how to swim rather than an accident, so that should've been one of my first experiences with swimming at all.
Also are you sure that the darkness and cold itself was blissful, rather than some wonky stuff going on just associating it in some manner? If you're alright with pastebining a description for it, I'd be glad to read it. Perhaps I can use it for writing similar situations, if nothing else.
>Am i going crazy?
Welcome to the berenstain timeline. We've been made to leave the berenstein timeline long ago.

>>17435783
No i did not, probably would've helped a scared american child i was.
Damn fins are unfazed by everything. Haha, no it happened in my own pool. Though not buying a 400 pound float would've helped since it was tore apart and patching it was a pain in the ass for my dad.

>>17435701
>plots the downfall and corruption of everyone who's ever harmed you
>a monster's idea of "harmed"

I'd really rather my stepfather not get caught up in this, too. They're happy together, at least for now, and my father's long since moved on. Having to correct people about who I lived with all the time was annoying, but this would be apocalyptic.

Probably should also avoid any and all Mindflayers, just in case one probes my memory and finds any of this.

Other things you really shouldn't tell monsters about if they ever show up here? I'd bet mass extinctions are one of those taboo topics, especially mentioning that another Everest-sized meteor could hit at any moment.

>Be an illegal alien in Zipangu
>Get caught
>Sentenced to a week at the Mofu Bed guarded by hardcore battle trained Inari warriors

>>17435830
How exactly is that a punishment?

>>17435826
Cute, but where did the wings come from at Lv.4? Did she grow them through the power of love?

I have a better chance waiving the lawyer and representing myself, dont I?

>>17435786
There isn't much to say about it. First i struggled to get back up but i lost all my energy eventually and just started sinking down. Vision completely black with eyes closed and i felt nothing. Everything was cold, dark and i felt 'bliss' because i couldn't struggle anymore so i guess i had to accept what was happening. It felt like days while i tried to push the float my sister was on out of my way to get any air.
Every time i went to push it out of the way to breath i swallowed more water than air. Such experiences change people, it certainly changed me.
>>17435809
Don't worry! Eventually his wife will be corrupted too. Though out of all taboo topics let us never speak of the great war (WW1/2). If they heard about that and then the whole "We can destroy our selves at anytime and were fine with committing mass suicide as a species" i think we've already proven that we're a crazy race who can't be trusted with their own lives.

>>17435834
Mofu Bed breaks your mind worse than a Mindflayer.

>>17435835
No clue on how they pertain to the actual Gorgon myth beyond looking cool.

>>17435838
Basically.

>>17435840
Ah, but war at least they would see as being within their power to prevent. How are they supposed to stop a faraway star from exploding and bathing us in deadly gamma rays, or a supervolcano from erupting and blotting out the sun?

>>17435845
Then it should be made illegal.

>>17435845
What if I can't express any other emotion then mild annoyance?

>>17435766
According to the theory of Quantum Immortality, you died in one timeline/universe but you perceive the one where you survived.
Of course, the theory has a shit ton of holes, but if the many worlds principle is right then yeah, you did die back there in another place and time.

>>17435849
Then they call you tsundere.

>>17435838
I mean, she had to be good enough to pass the bar exam to become a lawyer, right? Any wurm who could do that is no mere female lizard would undoubtedly work hard for you. And the best part is she accepts ice cream, cuddles, and your virginity as payment.

>>17435840
WWI took fewer lives than the Mongols, though.

Don't tell them about the Mongols.

>>17435639
A protection clause. Either that, or chastise the one who insisted on returning obviously fine merchandise.

So was there any explanation for Wilmarina suddenly becoming a dragon? Is it some sort of retcon and she always was one? Are succubi just supremely adaptable nd become succubized versions of whatever the local dominant species is? Or is there some sort of magic t play temporarily making her one?

Personally I hope it's the third one.
A way for monsters to temporarily change species would be fun to play around with.

>>17435914
She and her husband visited Dragonia and she basically put on the outfit of the locals.
Like going to Japan and wearing a yukata.

>>17435826
http://imgur.com/a/ktqUy

Best girl. Best wife. Next to Fran.

>>17435919
So that's the why. Still curious as to the 'how', though. Is it a succubus thing or outside magic that anyone could do?

>>17435919
>Like going to Japan and wearing a yukata.
Isn't that so they can make fun of tourists like when Texans give tourists cowboy hats?

>>17435542
>She just randomly butts into people's campfires, sits herself next to them like she owns the camp.
>Stuffs her face with whatever food they brought with them. An adult in her late 20's among a group of kids in their late teens.
>Teases the boys for being 'city slickers', if she drinks enough beer, that the campers bought of course, she starts aggressively hitting on one of them.
>Asks in a drunken, aroused voice if he wants to come home to her shed in the woods to get intimate.

>>17435954
I'd accept in an instant.

>>17435914
>>17435919
>Gomenasai, my name is Wilmarina-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian Dragotaku (Dragonime fan for you paladins). I draw Dragons and Wyverns on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dragon games. (Skyrim, Drakengard, Spyro series)
>I train with my claws every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my claws license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Dragonian fluently, both standard and the Zipanguan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dragonian history and their mere female lizard code, which I follow 100%.
>When I get my Dragonian visa, I am moving to Dragonia to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a mere female lizard for my husband, or a fire-breathing cook!
I own several scale suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dragonia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and try to breathe fire as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to get burned.
>Wish me luck in Dragonia!

>>17435972
>Fucked up the second to last line
Mere sudoku anon

>>17435944
Depends on the setting.
I've been to hotels there where they are provided for you and it is expected that guests wear them.

>>17435984
I trust the Japanese almost as little as I trust the Chinese.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, let the good witch of love brighten up your day!

Sure, she may be a dark mage that wears pink, is overly bubbly, and has thick thighs that could kill a man, but she's hear to bring back your smile through some card tricks and prestidigitation.

>>17435914
It's probably an AU where she became a dragon instead of a succubi

Sort of like how Fallen Maidens and the stories of Fallen Brides are AUs, since they each claimed Elt's first time.

I wanna be pinned down by an ushi-oni and fucked relentlessly.
And all the while, I want her to lick my face and suck on my nose coating it all with her warm, sticky spit, forced to breathe in her hot, steamy, raunchy breath.

>>17435914
Dragonia is basically "official fanfiction."
Which is to say it's not part of KC's canon but it's KC-approved and is a fine alternate universe.

>>17434356
>>17434372

>>17436053
Too lewd.

>>17436035
I find that pic oddly adorable.

Me personally, I'd like an Ushi to hold me in a fluffy hug

>>17435861
Or maybe they passed her automatically so she lose all cases and the guards have their way with sentenced men.

Imagine a man jumping to his suicide only to be snatched in mid-air by a harpy, never to be seen again. It would be like a fucked up version of releasing an injured squirrel into the wild, only to see a hawk come and eat it.

I want an Inari to slap me across the face with her tails.

>>17436256
We all do, Anon.
We all do.

>KC is die
What was the newest girl we got, mershark like a handful of months ago?

>>17436284
The chad maker.

>>17436287
If you're taking about smoke cuck, she came out with the batch even earlier than mershark.

Along with the batch that ha the three squirres, ochimusha and so on

I want to show a dragon girl the latest episode of GoT and watch her cry.

>>17436284
I thought it was ratatoskr.

>>17436308
Oh yeah I forgot about her. But she's been out for months too

>>17436292
I had forgotten about the wind weasels. I want those Yosenjus to teach me their Secret Move how to create a Lost Tornado in their Training Ground

What would happen if you ask an Inari to rough you up like this?

>>17436337
>inb4 hellhound shitposting

>>17436337
I'd ask not to be punched in the face for one.

If it really was so good for the both of us I could handle some body shots. Though her pussy would really have to tighten something heavenly each hit for it to be worth it.

>>17436342
What does Hellhound has to do with this?

This is the Captain of your Imp Servants!

>>17436359
But I thought I only had the one! Who is she commanding?

>>17436359
>womanlet
When will they learn?

>>17436359
Whats up with her eyes

>>17436372
Due to an unfortunate accident with a Slime, she ended up having most of her left eye moved over to her right, so she's got a lot more eye on one side then the other. Don't tease her about it, she's sensitive. Also, she can see through walls and can see warm blooded creatures at any distance as long as they're to her right, as well as being able to see the world as if were not curved. Can't see shit to her left though.

>>17436364
The detachment of highly trained, Special Ops Imps you have. The kind that undertake dangerous missions to obtain rare alchemic ingredients, and wealth from the coffers of local lords and ladies.

Menstruating monster girls craving sex and chocolate!
Earn your red wings.

>>17436395
Can they help me with my groceries? The meat is on sale at the far away store.

>>17436411
They can retrieve your groceries, yes. They would give their lives for you should you wish it.

>>17436411
Don't send Imps on vital missions. I sent Imps to get me coffee once. All dead.

>>17436427
Was it at least something expensive like Blue-Eyes Mountain Blend?

>>17436427
>All dead.

The Imps or the Coffee Shop staff?

>>17436354
There's that one guy who calls them nighounds or whatever and insinuates that they're abusive even though it says the opposite in their profile.

>>17436435
No, Folgers. It was on sale.
>>17436437
Both. Got the coffee. They came back as Wisps and delivered it. If their execution was flawed, i have to commend their dedication to their job.

>>17436442
Hellhounds are possibly THE least physically abusive MGs. They think their husband is basically made of glass.....

I could see an abusive Hellhound on the first rape where she first seize her husband, maybe slap him a little bit if he resists and saying "Dont make me hit you again!"

But after they are settled as a couple no, unless the guy is into that.

>>17436448
>Folger's Coffee : 4.99
>Repairs to the local supermarket: 395.97
>Local Lich's Mass Spirit Retreval Service: 648.50
>A perfect cup of coffee with your loving waifus:
>Priceless

Mge mgq aside how would centaurs and more importantly society view riding upon a centaurs back like normal horses?

>>17436508
Depends upon your relationship. Total strangers riding? Kinda weird unless she's acting as a taxi like a White Horn. Friends? Maybe once in a while if you're drunk or twisted your ankle or something. Dating? More often but not every single time. Unless she wants you to ride her that often, in which case you need to wife her immediately. She might be leaving a trail soon if you're not careful.

How do you tell your Inari waifu her food taste like shit?

>>17436409
I think it's somewhere in the canon that MGs don't menstruate and instead go into estrus

https://twitter.com/mitsugi_nf/status/894343757369294848
Fluff threesome, can't wait.

>>17436359
Obviously she must share a bed with me as we must discus matters of great importance long into the night.

>>17436561
>I'll never be sitting around, minding my own business when my Demonfu slams the door open while breathing heavily.
>She'll never tackle me to the ground and grind her lewd body on me until I stop resisting.
>She'll never heft me up and slam me on the bed so she can spend all day riding me senseless.
>I'll never beg her to at least slow down as her massive ass slams against my legs again and again, only for my pleas to cause her to bounce harder.
>She'll never shut me up by forcefully kissing me and locking my tongue with her own.
>I'll never wake up after five days of rough fucking, assisted by various demon realm foods and stimulants to find her snuggled up against me with an infuriatingly adorable cat smile in her sleep.
This is divine suffering. Especially since my waifu's around eight inches shorter than me.

>>17436579
She and her cohort will do anything for you anon.
This includes being your obedient,
almost too eager, living onaholes.
No protection though. If you're going to fuck them you'd better be trying to impregnate them.

Big Blue Booty

>>17434282
Yeah no. Fanfiction (I don't care how you name them here, they're fanfics) was a mistake.

Don't respond to it. Don't give it ground. Don't even tell it to go back to /a/.

>>17436589
Obviously with a body like that I could do nothing other than cum directly into her womb, at least when I'm not cumming between her tits, in her mouth, maybe a few other places, but I'd make sure to creampie her daily.

>>17436597
>You'll never hold Lala's head and make her watch as her lewd body takes what it wants and rides your dick unprotected.
>You'll never get to see her blush as her body milks you dry with movements she's too shy to even consider.

>>17436600
What?

>>17436600
Literally wut.

>>17436605
>>17436606
Fanfiction is a term that metafags back on /a/ used when they were shitposting the original threads into oblivion.

>>17436597
Not big enough.

>>17436597
Death Booty.

>>17436569
Is that from guys behind that "Today's Yuel" doujin?

>>17436625
The very same. That's why I'm looking forward to it so much.

>>17436627
My dick has transcended this plane of existence.

>>17436609
Honestly, having stories to read is better than the usual day to day stuff this thread gets.
The creativity of anons has lowered to the point that people ask the same questions over and over. and half of those questions start shitstorms.
The stories are a break from that, sure the amount of substance in them varies, but at this point I'm reading stuff like the roulette just for a change of pace.

>>17436643
I'm mostly happy socie is finally getting some love. Yuel usually grabs all the doujins.

shh

>>17436765
>No father
Heh

>>17436765
Just two normal girls in the park!

>>17436771
Single monster girl moms are the primary cause of rape in MGC.

>>17436765
That's a smile worth protecting.

>>17436779
Half the time it's the daughter catching a daddy for mommy.

>>17436765
>when the OC lilim gets an OC lilim daughteru and OC lilim friends
Taking it too far.

>>17436851
Have you ever wondered if the demon lord had sisters?

>>17436868
Must suck being her sister, she's an all powerful demon lord and they would be generic succs with no special powers.

>>17435826
>lvls up
>tits stay the same size
SCIENTISTS BAFFLED

>>17436909
Yeah, they should be getting smaller and smaller.

>>17436920
It's called level up and not level down for a reason.

>>17436765
Do you still have slots, Melon?

>>17436948
Yeah, she should lose the ballast.

>>17436955
yes

7 more slots left

Poor mantis-chan, that slutty spider is probably trying to talk her into picking up boys.

Do your waifu have pleasure runes? if so, how many and where? And what do they look like?

>>17436980
>probably trying to talk her into picking up boys.
You keep thinking that anon.

>>17437012
Just one. It's fairly large. It's located between her pussy and her belly button. It's mixed in with the marriage contract seal that's there, and it resembles a heart with some other fancy markings around it. The markings are dark blue. Whenever my cock enters her pussy, it emits a faint red-purple glow and flashes when she or I orgasms with my cock in her, and when I impregnate her, it strongly glows a bright pink color, contrasting with her light blue skin, for a short period of time.

This is your barmaiden, say something nice about her

>>17437012
Nope. She is pretty pure, but it would be fun to use magic once in a while to spice things up for a while.

>>17435954
What about the girl campers? Or if someone's already taken?

>>17437070
She looks like the best person to eat whenever you resort to cannibalization.

>>17437070
She has a fat ass.

>>17437070
You're disgustingly fat, and you need to lose weight. Thankfully, I know of a way to work off some that lard you're carrying. So let's go to the back room, and I'll show you some good exercises to do.

>Sex with your wife literally kills you one night
>You're fortunate in that the paramedics were able to resuscitate you
>Find out that she had started injecting herself with dark matter a few days ago

>>17437070
She's too hot, I want to go to the ice bar with Ice Queen bartender serving drinks in ice cups

>>17434282
I'm writing one, but I'm at that point where I have to trim down the plot no one cares about between the lewd

Writing a human wizard powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with powerful monsters without him seeming mary-sueish is hard too.

>marry a kind-hearted but also mischievous demon (more about pranks that scare people)
>mother is a bible thumper and has some serious reservations about my marriage with her
>doesn't want my soul to be damned for hell (too late; hell isn't a bad place at all for those associated with MGs anyways)
>eventually convince my mom to meet my wife
>being the monsterphobic woman she is, she take a giant cross and turns it into a necklace to prove a point to my wife, also as protection against anything she might try
>crosses only work in the movies so my wife chuckles when she sees the giant cross dangling down from my mom's neck
>we decide to prank mom
>demon wife who's setting across from mom warps her head so it looks like it's split in half, completely contorting her facial and neck features, all while continuing the conversation as if nothing happened
>mom freaks out "SEE! SEE! She'e hellspawn! She'll kill us all"
>being in on the joke, i act confused, asking her what's wrong
>"her face! oh god! it's awful!"
>approach my wife, wave my hand in front of her contorted face
>"not sure what you're seeing but she looks normal to me. you ok mom?"
>after playing it up like my mom's crazy for a bit, she tries to settle down but is still extremely and visibly uncomfortable
>she attempts to have a conversation, with my wife still in her fucked up state
>eventually, we let her in on the joke
>mom is overcome with a mix of relief, anger, and fear; mostly relief though
>she appreciates the joke a bit, but it was still upsetting
>from there on out, things lighten up and the evening turns into a pleasant one once they start to get along
>as we leave, mom finally musters the gumption to give my wife a hug
>we're both in the convertable, and mom is seeing us off
>as she says goodbye, my wife chimes in "thanks for the wonderful meal! sorry about damning your soul to hell back there. i'll make sure you get a fairly decent place there though."
>i quickly start to drive off, the wife's just being a cheeky bugger again
>"wait WHAT? what are you talking about? Get back here!!!!"
>i continue to drive off into the distance

>>17437070
I'd ravish her till she has a litter of little kikis

My waifu a cute.

>>17437289
Is she single?

>>17436920

>>17437337
Only if she's being used to suck NEETbucks away from depressed shutins with no chance of real intimacy with a real woman.

>>17437338
I swear this image looked better from the thumbnail when I posted it.

>>17437070
Are there more Kikis like that?

>>17437337
No.

>>17437381
Nav and Latenight drew a few pics of that Kiki

>>17437377
Remember to collar your lolis so they get returned to you if they get lost.

>>17437381
Barmaid kikis are fairly rare compared to regular kikis and tend to get married to their boss or end up with a patron before long. But if you search long and hard enough you should be able to find a barmaid kiki for you.

>>17437384
>>17437395
Now if only she didn't look like a recolor of the profile Kiki with thicc breeding proportions and a dirndl.

>>17437398
You don't like how regular kikis look? The profiles tend to depict a relatively "standard" individual.

>>17437381
Not that I know of.

Gotta make/own your own.