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What was Marisa lacking when she visited Alice's home?

knowledge

How did the fox met her master?

she Ran into her

Did you hear about the fortune telling human who became a youkai?

He was destroyed!

>>17412287
Please, no Minecraft joke book shit.

What did the youkai say to the human who was walking in her sunflower field?

"Yuuka-n't do that, silly human. Say goodbye~"

What would you call a fairy that can't stay quiet?

Chillno

>>17412287
one of the few times I regret looking at the video game comic threads on /v/

>>17412287
More like this

What would Tarzan say when he met a touhou?
Me Tarzan, You Ka!

Where was Koishi's house before she moved to Chireiden?
Little Rock, Arkansas!

>>17405302
This one is pretty self-explanatory.

What's Nitori's favorite drink?

A kap-pa cucumber tea

What console do Hermits love to play video games with?
Seiga!

Bad joke, huh? Let's see, I think I remember seeing some.

What is Rinnosuke's favorite TV show?
Kourin The House.

That bucket girl is a pervert.
Asked for her name, but she said "Kiss me".

What does Reisen say when her favorite food arrived?
"Udon get!"

What are the rabbits preparing for?
An all-night par-Tewi.

Stranded on an island without my favorite cat girl.
I have no Chens to survive.

Clownpiece is interested in Taoism.
She heard they have a clown prince.

The ferryman of Sanzu River is bad at writing.
She forgets her comma see?

What is the current Child of Miare's favorite letter?
A 'Q'.

The Human Village is well guarded.
They have their own Keine Unit.

What does a Komeiji and good food have in common?
They are both (K)oishii.

Rumia decided to visit the Myouren Temple one night.
Upon seeing the resident tiger, she responded:

Is that Shou?

Reimu, Marisa and Sanae were out hunting for youkai. It was getting late, and the heroines were
getting tired. Somehow, they had succeeded to get lost within the outern fields of Gensokyo. One could
almost say that they were whithin the boundary. After a few hours of being hopelessly lost, they
suddenly bumped into an old, strong youkai. It was Yukari.
"You three have come deep into my terrain", the reality warper explained, "and I have a challenge for
you. Will you succeed, I will guide you out. Will you fail, you will be trapped into my mansion. Will
you take it, or are you going to keep on trying to get out by yourselves?"
After a few moments of pondering, the three humans agreed on the challenge. They were required to pick
a rescourse found whithin Gensokyo and stuff ten of those into their mouths. They could pick any item
to their liking, Yukari would retrieve it for them.
Reimu was first. She picked money, copper coins. It was going very well for her until at the seventh
coin she accidentally swallowed one and had to gag - vomiting the items from her mouth.
Marisa was up next. She decided to pick then pearls from a necklace she had - borrowed - from someone.
It was an easy task and Marisa was about to win, until she started laughing her ass off, spitting the
items from her mouth.
"What the fuck, Marisa", asked Reimu, "you could easily have done that. Why did you fail?"
"It was going very well", the magician answered, "until I started laughing when I saw Sanae gathering
ten men around her."

>>17415014
Nice job, anon