/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wolfus are where it's at.

>>17397996
The Lair of the Spider Queen!

A D&D campaign for 2-5 players!

>>17397998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>>17397998
I dunno, I'm really feeling snow leopards right now.

Why are Automatons always so tragic? I want to hug one and comfort her forever.

>>17397998
I prefer their classier cousins.

>>17397998
Counterpoint: Snek

>>17398015
Because many people see automatons and only think of the worst case scenarios that can happen. I how ever like to look at the positive things the can bring us, like helping us understand ourselves and kindness. That's why I'd want one as a girlfriend so I can hug her and remind her my love for her is real, just like how she's just as much of a person as I am.

Are there any art of different types of doll girls besides the usual mannequin ones? Like maybe a porcelain doll girl, rag doll girl like Sally, scarecrow girl, plastination mummy girl, wooden dummy girl

>>17398066
Oh boy! An apple!

>>17398103
>The Shota's Big Mistake

>>17397998
Loli wolves are the best

>>17398112
Mistake?

x is best girl

>>17398137
>Not y

>>17398141
>implying y is even best girl

Re-posting due to archive
MG roulette: Kikimora
https://pastebin.com/YqgjiuDx
Selene story is coming next, followed by burning edge.

I want to see more two-legged spider girls. Eight just get in the way!

>>17398141

Clearly z is the best girl you faggot.

Even q is better then y.

Vampire weddings.
Vampire weddings where the bride and groom cut themselves and fill a bowl with their blood, then take turns drinking the mixed blood.

>>17397998
Foxes are cuter and have bigger ears.

>>17398262

>Big ears
>Big tail
>Big tounge

Is there anything better?

>>17398277
That's not a cute fox.
That's the kind of foxes that licks where your liver is and look at you with hungry eyes.

>>17398183
Spiders have 8 legs, not 2.

>>17398280
Kumihos aren't like Kitsune, they have 9 tails from the start.

All i've seen in a couple threads was stronkfat waifus. What the hell would that even look like?

>>17398284
What about 2 chitinous human legs, and 6 spider legs on their back?
It's much more convenient and elegant though, less scary.

>>17398329
http://i.imgur.com/dS6Rvb0.jpg
This but with bigger tits.

>>17398329

>>17398329
This is the most beautiful strongfat monster girl I've come across
Some people might like more fat, but a little chub is all the softness you need to compliment nice muscles

>>17398354
>still no ara ara leviathan/megalodon shark with this amazing body.
A damn shame.

>>17398362
That ain't fat, anon, that's functionalstrong.

>>17398339

>>17398372
Don't lie Anon, the alcohol goes straight to her belly fat

>>17398376
She'd look so much better with chitinous legs and arms
I'm fine with just spider eyes, and legs on the back but it almost nullifies the fear factor that spiders are supposed to have
A spider who can't give you a fearboner is a bad spider

Baa baa flat sheep~

>>17398393
She won't be as flat when she's busy nursing my lambs.

>>17398397
She will actually.

>>17398402
I think her breasts will swell while my spawn grows inside her and will stay slightly engorged as long as she's still suckling.

>>17398416
Breasts can swell around a cup size, not from AA to DD.

Ryus are the best.

>>17398422
I firmly believe she'll go up to a delicious B and I will be able to milky paizuri her.

>>17398393
Flat sheep need extra long and soft hair otherwise they're not comfy to sleep with

>>17398427
Don't waste precious sheep milk on perverted acts

>>17398430
I'll make her lap up the mixture of my sour semen and her own sweet milk.

>>17398402
She's an absolute beauty. Flat housewives in modest clothing are the best.

>>17398443
>Flat housewives in modest clothing are the best.
Amen, brother. There's nothing better.

>>17398443
>>17398447
Can't find any more boring in bed.

>>17398479
>he doesn't want to have sweet missionary sex with his flat housewife, fresh out of the bath
>won't even match his breathing to hers, interlock fingers, and kiss her with eyes closed in the dark under the sheets
>doesn't understand the pleasure of pumping her teasingly slowly while remaining absolutely quiet to not wake the lambs
>won't even fall asleep on top of his flat housewife while the semen inside her is making a mad dash for her flat eggs
>will never cling to his flat housewife so hard in his sleep that she can't get up in the morning before he does

>>17398496
See, this is heaven.

Not every girl needs to be a 7ft, strongfat, harthorite rapist onee-san with six borderline /d/ fetishes. Sometimes a man just wants a comfy sheep wife.

>>17398496
>>17398509
Sounds decent, but nowhere near decadent enough to warrant marrying a monster girl rather than a human

This is the most vanilla you should ever get: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF6RI0KUMAA1ySx.jpg

>>17397998
I'm sorry my dude, this just isn't true.

Big
Fat
Foxes

Is where it's at.

>>17398551
It warrants a monster girl as a human girl would ruin it in a heartbeat.

>>17398553
Petite slim foxes are great too
Mofu tastes good at any size and age

>>17398568
You're right, my bad
Still, vanilla sex is for shy and awkward monster girls only, why would you marry a loser?

>>17398582
>shy and awkward monster girls
Because those are my fetish. My dick gets far harder when presented with a cute, shy flat sheep than at an hourglass gyaru demon.

>>17398593
What about a cute, shy flat hourglass gyaru demon?

>>17398607
>flat hourglass
>shy gyaru

xth for tonguejobs

X for Eldritch Onee sans. I am Onee dicted.

>>17398616
Are you enough of a yagi to handle this kirin?

>>17398607
>>17398611
>Flat hourglass
You mean flat with curves? They're great but not even close to actual hourglass
>shy gyaru
I've seen plenty of pure gyarus, but never a shy one. Sounds cute

>>17398354
W-Woah

She's big

>>17398611
>>flat hourglass
Maybe it's both flat and no ass?

>>17398711
4u

>>17398112
>>17398141
>>17398277
>>17398143
>>17398363
>>17398496

Who are you quoting?

>>17398725
The great spirit in the /jp/

>>17398718
But really anon, imagine that girl flirting at the bar to you, flexing her muscles and showing off her strength.

Under all circumstances don't be in a scenario where she can kabedon you

>>17398738
I bet she's really tall too, so she could kabedon you anywhere.

>>17398725
Your big dumb brain.

>>17398743
We need more strongfats

>>17398754
There more strongfats there are, the less the Humans girls will be able to compete with them. Please think of the consequences. Increasingly yan Paladin-chans will prey on the weak and helpless unmarried boys. Soon boys will only be able to move outside when escorted by their powerful fiancees.

>>17398725
A native! Seize him!

>be messing around in the park doing cute otouto things while your Onee-chan watches you
>you look over to see some guy hitting on her, and she looks visibly bothered by it
>you boy up and run to her defense, which earns you a boot to the stomach, knocking you to the ground
>after you pick yourself up for round 2, the guy is nowhere to be seen, only his shoes left behind
>your Onee-chan says you scared him off and praises you for being so brave, telling you she'll reward you once you're in private
>meanwhile, a passenger aboard a plane looks out their window just in time to see a man shoot up past them
Don't mess with a monstergirls otouto

>>17398180
Kikimora's be fucking great. Good shit beasty

Big muscled kiki maids to counteract the rise in jinko maids!

>>17398845
Nyet.

>>17398855
Да.
Very muscular, straight from home.

>>17398855
Si!
How every else will they maintain the market on all maid styles?

Gonna get fit for master!

>>17398795
Adorable. Heretical Onee sans a great for knocking out evil imoutos wanting to rape you.

>>17398867
A proper maid should be petite and humble and not some walking refrigerator able to kill mountain loins with their bare hands.

>>17398918
In the old days, yes, kikis could get by through that.

Now a days? Kikis need to cover a wide variety of body types and styles to keep the market in control of those gray feathered women.

Why do you think that maid central exists?

>>17398918
What if mountain lions came to kill her master? How she serve him then with that small body? You gotta start thinking Anon.

>>17398929
that's why her broom has a blade hidden in it

>>17398929
Agility and bladework.
Or just shooting the thing in the neck.

>>17398929
Kikis know how to clean the world of bad things too.

>>17398987
But can they remove Jews as good as a Pharaoh?

>>17398339
>It's much more convenient
I disagree. Spiders are top tier at navigating compact spaces
>and elegant
I disagree further. There's a domineering sort of majesty that an arachne possesses that cant be matched by a human girl with sticks growing out of her back.

>>17398509
>every girl needs to be a 7ft, strongfat, harthorite rapist onee-san
This pleases me

>>17398987
Sweep sweep the battlefield cleen

>>17398998
Ethnic cleansing is also a form of cleansing.

Sketch!

>>17398925
>Maid central
You made me remember about Gelatin. Is he dead? There hasn't been another maid central profile in quite a while.

>>17398553
No, puffy birds

>>17399163
these are testicles.

>>17399163
That doesn't look safe.

What do you do when the bugs surround you?

>>17399201
You ask them to be gentle

>>17399201
Buy a Raid can.

>>17399201
Promise to kiss the one that makes the cutest bug noises.

>>17399054
Looks good! That outfit is really nice, can't wait to see it finished.

>>17398862
Yes please.

>>17399201
>when the bugs surround you?
https://youtu.be/ha4Nvw4YFls

Round rodent rear

>>17399315
Mice girls are for being molested by catgirls only.

Fucking hell Asanagi.

>>17399315
I
love
bloomers

How dom do Ochimusha get when you tease them over and over again but never ask her to have sex and she snaps and rapes you? Whst if you order her to stop the rape?

>>17399054
I did.

>>17399403
I want to see her fight with the ninja.

>>17399386
One of those artists with great art and design and disgusting doujins and fetishes

>>17399412
I'm okay with the rape and violence, but the weird misogyny is too weird for me.

>>17399409
I hate Succubus mercenaries. They have a tendency of raping your lands if you don't pay them properly.

>>17399418
>pay them properly
In shotas?

>>17399412
His pixiv and twitter stuff is fine, the doujins are absolute garbage though. Same with Xration.

>>17399426
>Same with Xration.
Big tit lovers confirmed as wicked, depraved.

>>17399423
Exactly. I heard whole empires collapsed because they were looted dry of their shotas by angry succumercenaries. They are not worth the trouble.

>>17399431
He started out doing loli doujins that were equally fucked up, some people are just messed up.

>>17399434
At least they didn't gangrape the crown prince and add a bunch of loli succubi to the line of succession

>>17399447
Reminder to give your wolf lots of meat and pats.

>>17399426
the only thin g I know of xration are those fucked up before and after pics she made.

>>17399454
Like the ones where one has the nun getting raped and the second her having morning sickness into a basin while the worried orphans cry and cling to her?

>>17399460
I meant the like the ones, where its a family having a nice christmas morning and the next the mother and daughter are getting raped.

>>17399454
Those were pretty awful. How can someone capable of that do something as adorable as this Jiangshi?

>>17399473
Gotta be able to make them adorable as hell so you can break everyone's hearts by destroying them.

>>17399187
Not at all, artist just really likes them puffy vulva among other anatomical nonsense going on inside.

>>17399468
>>17399454
Is that a doujin or what?

>>17399478
Thankfully he didn't break that one.

Seeing these makes me want to play RO again, it had some cute monster girls.

>>17399518
>Thankfully he didn't break that one.
just break one in half, suddenly you can have 5

>>17398037
Especially if they're yandere.

>>17398553
Correct.

>mother released the cum homunculus

what do i do anons? the research was so close

>>17399604
Who? What?

>>17399604
>RPing
Faggot.

>>17399639
but wasn't that the reason the threads were exiled from /a/ to begin with?

>>17399648
No, the reason was false-flagging and mod bullshit.

>>17399654
but I remember those threads were shock full of CYOA , some threads having several running at the same time.

>>17399639
Yeah, roleplaying should be done in private with your close friends!

>tfw lewding up a knight POW as a wood elf slave while your best friend plays the haughty anubutt commander who dominates us both.

Less meta talk, more crazy girls.
Redcaps don't get the love they deserve.

>>17399664
Mods are literally retarded.
>OC is 'fanfiction'
>not anime related
>rampant shit posting by trolls

I'm still angry draw threads and waifu threads are allowed.

>>17399671
this would be hot without the chains

>>17399682
>mods = fags
This has been the truth since the beginning.

>>17399692
>>17399682
>inb4 b&

>>17399664
>>17399682
Honestly i'm glad we're not on /a/ anymore.
Jaypee is a nicer board.

>>17399719
I disagree

>>17399719
Yeah, /jp/ is pretty great. I always frequented it so now it's more convenient.

>>17399727
ok

>>17399677
>You think that door can stop me?

Watch out for the big, strong _______!

>>17399750
Automaton!

>>17399750
Mimic!

Nobody remembers the mimic, or her pot cousin.

>>17399759
Ancient and powerful Mimics could disguise themselves as an entire conbini in MGC. Watch out when you enter one to buy some canned coffee.

>>17399750
delinquent!

>>17399750
Ochi!

She just wants to say hello to you.

Does MGE have a best girl in it?

Or I suppose it doesn't have any vidya or VN's for that to work.

>>17399823
i dont know what you are asking,
are you asking if it has fox faced characters?

>>17399766

>>17399823
Best girl is a tie between large mouse and dormouse whoever you want it to be Anon. Unless your referring to some of the canon monstergirls KC has written, then there is no best girl cause KC has shit taste when it comes to his own girls.

>>17399828
No I'm asking if MGE has a best girl.

Definitive, like voted on as best girl or at a minimum has the most fan art.

>>17399831
If I heard this from any of my adopterus my heart would melt.

>>17399832
Oh boy do you have birthday cake flavor?

>>17399845
don't start fights

>>17399845
I dont recall KC ever holding an official poll

>>17399845
No, MGE doesn't have a best girl.
Each and every one is designed to cater to different fetishes so "Best Girl" will always be subjective.
Do you like Ojou-samas? Then Wight or Vampire are probably best girl for you.
Do you like Blowjobs? Then Ghoul is probably best girl for you?
Do you like silly loving girls? Then it's probably Dorome, Wurm or Dragon Zombie.
Are you a Sabbath freak? Then it's probably Baphomets.
There's no way to calculate "Best Girl" in MGE.

>>17399856
There was one poll, back when he hit 100 profiles. Inari, Dragon and Lilim made the top three.

>>17399860
what girl is best for having a sort of subtle romance like in spice and wolf.

>>17399887
how long ago was that

>>17399845
Dumb yao poster.

>>17399889
Manticore

>>17399889
All of them.

If my fetish is to dick and marry a bodyguard, which MGs would be the best for me?

>>17399889
Jubjub

>>17399907
Ochimusha.

>>17399907
zombie samurai one, (i keep forgetting her name)

>>17399907
Ochi/Salamander/Soilder beetles

>>17399889
A human.

https://exhentai.org/g/1093889/c5344b7ff3/

Close enough to a Pharaoh for my liking.

>>17399889
Holo but she will take big wolf dick in your travels

>>17399917
Not Salamander. They are shit bodyguard waifus as they demand their mate to be as strong or stronger than them.

>>17399930
My bad. Regular lizards then?

>>17399930
>Implying your bodyguard training you to become stronger so you can fight alongside her isn't the fucking best.
So your taste is still shit huh?

>>17399930
could still work as a story,
Guy thats strong enough to fend for himself gets assigned a bodyguard anyway from his overprotective momster.

>>17399930
>Not dicking your personal trainer

>>17399921
laughingdemons.png

>>17399004
Humanoid spiders have accessible butts.
Checkmate.

>>17399889
Yeti, travel mountain villages and spread the joy of economics

>>17399923
I didn't expect that.

>>17399924
Is questionable canon really a deletable offense?

>>17399946
Salamander is for personal trainer dicking. Not bodyguard dicking. Anon asked which MGs would be best waifu for him and he for them. Salamander is probably along with Lizardman the least MG of them all for him. Not saying Salamanders are not awesome, but they are definitively not a bodyguard waifu.

>>17399950
yeti doesn't seem very smart though,

>>17399946
>You'll never be assigned a monstergirl personal trainer to help you get in shape.
>You'll never end up losing your fat and at least becoming lean because of her training.
>You'll never have vigorous sex with her as part of the program.

>>17399941
The fact that such a specific circumstance is needed to make it work. Show how really they are not what anon is looking for. But yeah, could work as a story, just not as a bodyguard fetish waifu.

>>17399946
>>17399963
Everyone knows sex is the best work out.

>>17399890
Late 2010.

>>17399978
damn, monster musume and monmusu quest wern't even a thing back then

>>17399887
>Lilim made the top 3
As it should be

>>17399997
A shining example to shit taste everywhere.

I want to learn spider magic under a nerdy, fluffy spider

>>17399963
KC in fact implied that Salamander training involves vigorous sex. The fact that they are suppossed to be able to train NEET lazyfag anons into warriors of their level without fail also practically guarantee it. It would take an average joe years to get on the level of an order knight and Salamanders shit on them. So she likely reshapes yout body through sex to get you to her level in months.

>>17400008
>t. Chief God

>>17399935
Anon wants a waifu that protects him as a bodyguard not one that tells him "protect yourself"

>>17400011
Don't trust arachnids even a nerdy one
One day you'll accidentally walk into one of her webs, and her predator instinct will kick in

>>17399887
Damn right.

>>17400019
>t. guy with lilim OC

>>17400020
maybey a salamandar thats mentally ill and exiled from her people for being like that

>>17400028
>t. Chief God upset that barely anyone has an angel OC

>>17400032
Good, OCs are shit.

>>17400026
the way these are drawn reminds me of the early episodes of home movies

>>17400020
I'm not the one who suggested Salamander anon. I just suggested Ochimusha.

>>17400044
couldn't you have a salamander that raised in japan mge , fell in battle and resurrected the same way?

>>17400039
>character designs that are more than just the generic profile image are a bad thing
Must suck being that boring. There's good OCs and bad ones, it's not all black and white.

>>17400053
Well then which are the good ones and the bad ones?

>>17400023
Please anon, that librarian is full of purity. And I'm sure you could just steal her weird double monocle thing and escape while she stumbles around trying to catch you

>>17400011
I don't like spiders at all, but spider librarians are a pretty cool idea.

>>17400053
>There's good OCs
You must construct additional proof.

>>17399934
Regular Lizards make even shittier bodyguard waifus. At least you can waifu a Salamander by fighting defensively or just exciting her a lot, which means in theory you cab give her the husband fight while still being X1000 weaker than her.

The Lizardman gives you no choice, you have to outright defeat her, also the fact that after the fight she leaves the sword, becomes a housewife and pretty much expects the husband to do the protecting puts the final nail in the coffing.

>>17400071
They can shoot their webs with pinpoint accuracy to get you the book you want!

>>17399201
I want to tenderly love the white Mantisfu to not hate people anymore.

>>17400030
Is such a thing possible?

>>17400091
doesn't she like eat a dude?

>>17400099
At least 3, they had it coming though

>>17400099
Several of them. Hence my statement about helping her to not hate humans.

>>17400039

>>17400117

What a nerd, must bully.

>>17400062
I'm not getting into arguments about which ones are bad, that's just asking for a shit flinging contest.
>>17400072
It's all subjective depending on tastes but there's a couple that are really cute with no real story attached to them that have no real reasons to hate except "they're OCs." I don't want to drag too many of them into this since it's unfair on the creators but Abigail is an example, she's just a cute Wight and Mono purposely didn't attach a story to her so people could use their imagination.

>>17400117
Not enough edge young lady. Do it again.

>>17400051
Thats stretching it a lot. Might as well just write a letter to the mamono lord so she gives you a Salamander or a mutated one with her instincts changed from "I like strong warriors" to "I like weaklings I can protect." At least there is precedence for that with the Queen of Hearts and you can take steps to get such a Salamander. Rather than depending on the .0000000001% chance you find an undead Salamander that happened to die at Zipangu and somehow got Ochimusha-like instincts.

Wouldnt it be easier to just get an Ochimusha? I mean if you are going to go through all these hoops to get an undead warrior woman that protects you, you might as well go for the one that is already an undead warrior woman that protects you. Plus she has abs.

>>17400133
>purposely didn't attach a story
I suppose that's a fair point.

>>17400137
I like scales
dont care for abs

>>17399916
Ochimusha.

>>17399961
Yeti raised by Winterstown Tanukis, snowy towns need banks too

>>17400147
Then get a Dragon. They are very protective and dont have that need for her mate to be a warrior. They are scaley too.

If it must be a Salamander bodyguard waifu, I wish you good luck. I dont know if such a thing exists in MGE. Your best bet is to get the Queen of Hearts to corrupt one like she did with Wock. The Sabbath might be willing to help, but the price will be that your Salamander waifu will be a loli.

>>17400140
Yeah I can respect that, there's a few other people who have also posted their waifu/oc/whatever along with a name and left it at that. People only remember the most prominent OCs and it colours the perception of oc monster girls as a whole.
Real shame because there's some cute stuff out there.

>>17400167
>Wonderland Salamander

I wonder how this will turn out

>>17400178
The Monkey's Paw of MGE.

>>17400178
>>17400182
>You get your Wonderland Salamander
>She still wants to beat you in the arena, but now it's in the bedroom
>She also has a futa cock

Remember when people bothered to disguise bait?

>>17400178
>what I want
Purple Salamander with a ryona fetish and permanent heartpupils
>what kc would do
She turns you into a giant salamander and you vore her/rape her with your mouth tentacles.

Fucking wonderland.

>>17400169
What's the difference between OC's and story characters, anyway?

>>17400196
If I really wanted to bait somebody I'd say Bob did nothing wrong and that people like Sukiru Ikeda are the Michaelangelo of writers.

>>17400156
Tanukis can't handle the cold!

>>17400242
That one on the right is a trap

>>17400244
You know an awful lot about futas, dude.

>>17400236
>michelangelo
>writer
OK you baited me
>>17400244
All the better

>>17400248
>>>/y/

>>17400256
Dick makes it better dude. No homo.

>>17400247
She's not so much a futa as she's a buttslut who tends to genderswap mid-coitus to fuck with Ittla's red oni boy.

>>17400197
Wonderland isn't THAT bad.

That would be more for some Lovecraftian salamander

>>17400259
Nobody but you knows this. Stop posting about it and let us enjoy the cute girl as drawn.

>>17400262
I'm not even the original guy who pointed out she was a trap. I've just looked at Ittla's blog for more of this vixen.

>>17400258
Fuck off faggot

>>17400167
>Salamander waifu will be a loli.
im trying to imagine this

>>17400262
Fuck off
I would rather no futashit at all

>>17400178
>Her cuts with her sword make you get horny, the strikes do not weaken you as long as you are turned on
>Normally people just collapse or get knocked out
>Until she finds a huge pervert that gets aroused by being cut and hit by her
>To the fight will just drag long enough due to him just loving the trashing she is giving him so much that she considers that to be her "best battle ever" and rapes him
>Defeating her in combat or fighting her normally is not enough to set her ablaze
>She will only accept a perverted slut that loves being her sex punching bag

>>17400304
And nobody posted any.

You know how when crabs molt there is a window of time where Their shell is soft and they are sought after for that?

I need a MG girl who would enjoy Doom 2016 SP.

Am I boned?

>>17400337
is this manga still ongoing?

>>17400292
>Anon goes to a Baphomet
>"Baphomet-Sama, I come from universes away. I want a Salamander bodyguard wife but all of them want warriors. Please, I beg for your help!"
>Bapho-Chan smug grin
>"If you come from that far away looking for monster love, I cant help but honor your wish. Leave this to Baphy-Chan!"
>Anon is waiting for his waifu and drools at the thought of an intimidating tall tank of muscle Salamander bodyguard wife
>His face turned into horror when he sees instead a muscle loli, shorter than half his body, wearing a micro sized sword
>"I will protect you, Oni-Chan!"

>>17400178
>Wonderland Salamander
>Vibrant colored salamander that changes color on her mood
>pink fire burning from her tail
>long slimy tongue and her spit is sweet
>passive aggresive

not the one want to be protected guy , but im now imagining a a haughty loli salamander nagging me about gains.

>>17400337
Go away.

>>17400343
Yes

>>17400352
>Chameleon girl

>>17400343
No

>>17400352
But anon, didn't you hear?

Wonderland Centaur soon.

>>17400343
Maybe

>>17400343
I don't know.

>>17400390
>spoiler
Do you have any source on that? Because I really want that to be true.

>>17400343
I don't know

>>17400377
Until we get a chameleon girl this will have to do for me.

>>17400343
Can you repeat the question

Drinking anything from a monster girl is basically asking her in marriage.

>>17400424
Looking at a monster girl is basically asking her in marriage.

>>17400441
Being a monster girl is basically asking him for marriage.

>>17400441
>>17400452
Monster girls get attached WAY too quickly.

>>17400424
thats date rape

>>17400424
I hope a shirohebi does that to me someday.

>>17400424
Off to the Fox Shrine to make more Shrine Maidens!

ayy
kunoichi

This is a demonic Saber. Say something nice about her.

>>17400467
Just the way I like it.

>>17400496
She's got cute eyes, but she's dressed too slutty.

>>17400475
So you're the kind of guy who would accept a suspicious cup of green tea from a Shirohebi and drink it even though she is so excited for you to drink it that she needs to watch it inches away from your breath to the point where you can feel her heavy breathing on your cheeks?

>>17400494
Cute!

>>17400507
Sure.

>>17400494
Kunoichi are cute.

>>17400514
Slut.
Slut for snakes.
Slut for yandere snakes.

>>17400507
If any of my favorite monsters offered me a suspicious drink I'd totally play along and chug it all down. I'd even act surprised whenever the sudden burst of drowsiness or whatever kicks in too. I'd lean into them and even apologize for suddenly feeling so tired, and that I hope they would forgive me for dozing off.

>>17400424
Yuel is an absolute semen demon, I'd drink anything she asked me to.
Kuu ninja a cute.

>>17400526
what if it does something weird, like degage you or turn you into a chick
or both?

>>17400530
Quote didn't register, second line was for >>17400494

>>17400530
>I'd drink anything she asked me to.
When semen?

>>17400535
I don't think she'd ask me to drink semen, I hope.

>>17400518
I want that white cloaca and that endless love to envelop me forever.

>>17400507
Not only should you drink it, you should maintain eye contact the entire time.
Let her know that you know.

>>17400518
Only insane people aren't sluts for sneks

>ywn have a snek momster

I wanna go adventuring with a brown wizard elf!

[/spoiler]Is warlock or sorcerer used for both genders?[/spoiler]

>>17400555
You fucking dunce.

>>17400536
enjoy getting snowballed

>>17400555
Ha nice try!
But I think they are used for both genders yes. Would a female warlock just be a witch?

your waifu find out she wasn't your first kiss,
what does she do when she founds out who was?

>>17400573
She weeps after hearing the full story, then sticks to me like glue for as long as she can get away with it.

>>17400573
Laughs, kisses me and asks if she's better than that girl with confident smile.
She's not the type to be petty about such things, she's happy with the present. She's a Wight.

>>17400573
Kissing so hard and good to make me forget everything about it. Then she'll go on about how she gave me my first real kiss.

>>17400568
Wizardress is the female version, like Sorceress.

Mage is the only neutral caster noun off the top of my head with Magus for male and Maga for female.

>>17400573
She gets 24 consecutive hours to do whatever she wants with my mouth. She'd gag me, make me eat her out, vigorously fuck my throat with a nice long dildo, and of course the excessive passionate kissing.

She would get three of these days, one for every person I've made out with.

That being said, I'm sure she'd know that none of those would compare to what she and I have when we kiss. My waifu and I would have an actual mutual emotional connection.

>>17400636
that bit about the dildo tho

>>17400659
What? It's our fetish.

>>17400636
t. an alp

>>17400672
Jokes on you anon, only one of those three was a dude!

>>17400629
I have never heard maga till you said it right now

>>17400682
>>y

>>17400686
i fucked it up

>>17400494
>that poor hip game
They aren't breedable at all.

>>17400573
Apply her magic to painfully milk me for a week

What's your favorite story
And why?

>>17400573
She would figure out how old I was then slip me some shota potions until I was younger than then and kiss me then. Dont know if that counts probably not but a valiant effort.

>>17400721
Lactating Momster Arachne. It's self-explanatory.

>>17400721
Unironically Captain's Enemy Mine or the Centaur story he did. A couple of others would have to be Taming a Tarrasque, For the Love of a Succusis, and the Ushi-Oni story by RS.

For Enemy Mine, while it is heavily based on, and when I mean that I mean it's basically a 1:1 of the movie it gets its name from, Captain at least knows how to pluck the heart strings with it. I mean, I'm a sucker for romance and the fact that what amounts to a medieval Adeptus Astartes having to re-learn how to live after being flung FAR INTO THE FUTURE, only to fall in love with his former nemesis really gets me. I also appreciate that it focused less on the bumping of uglies (Which happens in a brief scene at the end IIRC?) and more about the inter-personal relationship that Boreal has with Akane.

But that's just me.

I'm glad the shit I wrote is nobody's favorite.

>>17400721
https://pastebin.com/2scK0vft
The "Yeti Handjob" story by Headsharts. The atmosphere is so comfy, and it makes me feel warm inside every time I read it.

>>17400854
Yeti pawjobs are comfy
http://i.imgur.com/4OFtxaz.png

>>17400721
Probably lanternon's paladin story.
The vast majority of other stories are completely biased in the monsters' favour in every way, to the point it's kind of dull. I guess that's to be expected, but it still feels more natural and carries more tension when everything isn't all clear-cut like that.

>>17400721
https://pastebin.com/C8kcfM5N

>>17400982
Rip somehow my message got deleted by phone.

If there were more stories about my favorite girls it'd probably be something else. I can't really describe why I like this story so much, especially since the author kinda sucks

>>17400721
https://pastebin.com/4witPrn1

>>17400721
The one by Quicksilver with the loli Hellhounds, because I love nice lolidom.

>>17400936
I'm still mildly depressed there's no stories of older guys on younger monsters.

>>17401035
>no stories of older guys on younger monsters
>tfw I'd probably write almost nothing but that if I had any ability to writefag

>>17401078
>ability to writefag
It's just writing for christs sake.

>>17401078
git gud

>>17401085
writing is an art and a science.

A Kikimora's rightful place is on all fours on her master's bed.

>>17401030
I would give loli hellpups so much ice cream and sweets, it wouldn't be funny

>>17401088
It's a physically unintensive skill you're expected to be proficient with by the time you're a preteen.

>>17401091
Bur she can't clean the bed like that.

>>17401091
Reminder that Maids are like fine wine

>>17401097
using words to convey information, sure
using words to enthrall readers and entertain that is a different thing.

>>17401106
They need to be finely aged and full bodied?

>>17401091
>Having a Kikimora put herself on all fours on your bed, it's the eve of the full moon
>She's wiggling her derriere at you, feather duster tail sweeping the scent of her sweet, feminine nectar at you as it dribbles down the insides of her lithe thighs and onto the bedding
"Please, master! Use me, breed me, give me daughters so that we can all serve you! <3"
>Her expression goes from eager excitement to shock as you take off your evening coat and place it over her like a blanket, giving her a small hug
>A small tear running down one of her cheeks as you continue to embrace your admittedly horny maid
>She breaks into small sobs until she's asleep after you tell her "I know it's hard for you, but it isn't in a gentleman's nature to take advantage of a young woman who cannot control her urges. once I've the money, I'll get you a fine ring to make you into my wife, then I'll show you the boundless depths of my love for you in earnest, my Lady."
>TFW trying to sleep on the couch in the sitting room of your bedroom, only to wake up with her spooning you from behind in the morning, eyes red and watery from all those happy tears

>>17401108
And the line between the two is thin enough to use in a Wire Fu flick. If you find writing challenging at all you are a failure of a human being.

>>17401097
The difference between being able to write and being able to competently write stories is bigger than you think.

>>17401035
About what age difference are you thinking about? Mid-20s MG with 40s or 50s guy?

>>17401078
>Is able to write
>Is able to shitpost
>Has the time to shitpost
>Most likely has had the time to shipost for a very good while
>Doesn't use some time every now and then to attempt writefagging
Hopeless.

>>17400684
Were you not around for the election?

>>17401123
>implying he wasn't talking about the 8-14 and 20-30 kind of age difference

>>17401144
He could be, that's why I'm asking.

I would like to see how my Ochi would react if I still havent asked her for sex or told her I desire her as a woman, yet I go nearby to where she is training and fap as I see her training and she see knows it.

Would she try to train harder to show off or would she become so nervous she would constantly fail and trip over? Or maybe she would take the chance, beat her shyness and offer her body?

>>17401035
I'd love that, I'm nearing wizard age myself so something about a 30-40 year old guy with a highschool monster girl is pretty high up on my wish list for writefag stuff.
Maybe something with a 17-18 year old Anubis helping a guy that age learn to be happy again.

>>17400721
Loli Yansnake by quicksilver_ was my jam because it was super sweet and super sexy. I still use it for spank material every so often.

>>17401139
no

>>17401123
An older gentleman that's 35 - 55 area, yes.

>>17401119
Guess it's time to blow my brains out, then.

>>17401158
I can't quite remember the age of the guy, but if you don't mind kumihos, first person perspective writing, updates not all in one paste, and sub-par writing ability you could check out the Yetinburg story on this forgotten writefag's pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/u/Nyanon

>>17401078
Well here's the thing. You can either read and learn to write and take constructive criticism that you do happen to come across (Almost all criticism is valid, unless somebody is just saying 'fuck off') and use that to get better. Hell, you could write because you enjoy it or because you want to entertain. There's a plethora of resources available on various websites that you could look up to help you in the journey to write better. Or, you could just sit there like a sorry little faggot bitch and complain about how you have a self-imposed writer's block and be the anathema to the thread because they don't give you attention you crave. Ala that stupid little fucking faggot Shoggocks or NegaWalker. Either way, learn to write or shut the fuck up about it because every time there's a 'woe is me I can't write' post I get a little bit less patient.

>>17401123
I want to see a 16 year old Hellhound doming and forcing into marriage a guy in his 40s-50s or a 18 year old Ochimusha encountering and declaring a 40s-50s as her lord and following him around protecting him and secretly wishing him to seek to have sex with her and ask her to marry him.

>>17401186
I was going to tell you to give the guy a break but
>anathema
>Ala
It's just the grumpy faggot who pops up and has to preach every time someone has trouble writing when he's contributed nothing of worth himself.

>>17401113
Breeding the help is a man's romance.

What monster would be the best wing(wo)man to help you get your waifu

>>17401210
But I have written before, I just don't feel like entertaining faggots who are too busy trying to throw a pity party for themselves than to actually be productive.

>>17401242
Tacos and wolfs.

>>17400721
https://pastebin.com/mJXEfGkB
Being hunted down, mentally cornered, and forcibly loved through a sibling rivalry.
Part 2 goes against thread rules. Fair warning - has pegging.

>>17401242
that one abandoned lamia child you adapoted who wants to set you up so you all can be a complete family.

>>17401267
This is complete trash before it even gets to the faggotry.

>>17401242
Ironically a Lizardman, she knows what is to look for a couple stronger than you and likely knows a lot of warrior MGs that dont give a shit about the fighting skills or strenght of their mate and want to be bodyguard waifus. So ironically my best wingman would be the one MG I am most repulsed by and the one I would never consider marrying.

preggers monsters ok?

>>17401267
fucking devilbugs wouldn't touch this garbage

>>17401275
I'm stupid so I posted the greentext.
The writing happens in the link at the bottom.

>>17401306
That's rude of you.

>>17401329
Lets be honest, Lizardmans likely think exactly the same about me. In the polar opposite of the type of men they seek.

>>17401327
>Anon
Couldn't even make it past the first word, Jesus Penis.

>>17401320
The very best.

>>17398553
WRONG.

>>17401344
>Lizardman wingmanning
>In exchange you wingman for her when the inevitable drunken brawl happens and she spots a candidate

>>17401355
A reasonable agreement.

>>17401267
Fuck right off with the pegging, you flaming faggot.

Lets say a anon falls through the portal with everything on him. Clothes his phone wallet and maybe headphones. Could a Raiju help him recharge his batteries on his phone so he can show her music from this reality?

>>17401388
I'd rather take them to Vulcan. I heard she's a real CC Fire Crotch.

>>17401388
Yes. They would also be very valuable as rarities from another universe entirely. You could propose a Dragon with your phone and she would be overjoyed to be offered such a rare treasure.

>>17401320
>>17401348
The cutest and the cuddliest.

Do androids come with a preset personality core or it starts "blank" and develops over time?

can you switch it on the fly?

>>17401436
inb4 this just leads to the lilims

>>17401436
why is the lich lust?

>>17401436
I want these sins to punish me.

Is it okay to tease your Ochimusha? How do you tease her?

>>17401420
Im thinking of writing out a story where anon falls through the portal and ends up making monster friends but he feels like he dosent have any purpsose and dosent fit in with his new world. Curious his raiju friend offers to help restart his phone so he can reminisce about his old home.

>>17401439
The latter sounds the most likely.

>>17401439
You could probably program the core to edit the personalty of whatever soul it contains. Either have no change, wipe their memories, or make them fit into a certain archetype.

>>17401436
What are their Servant Classes?

>>17400343
Could you repeat the question?

>>17401468
Then do it faggot.

>>17401480
Ghoul's beserker, Lich is caster, Dullahan is saber, Wisp is assassin, Pharoah could be caster or maybe rider, Wight could be an assassin or caster. Dunno about the Jiang-Shi.

>>17401480
>Rider x 7

>>17401480
Jiangshi-Rider
Ghoul-Bersekrer
Lich-Caster
Dullahan-Saber
Will-o-Wisp-Assassin
Pharoh-Archer
Wight-Lancer

>>17401505
Oh, and Dullahan can be rider too. Don't know how I overlooked that.

>>17401485
is this manga still ongoing?

>>17401498
Fine ill get started right away friend.

>>17401467
By putting holst milk in her rations so that she keeps getting a larger bust that I can comment on without touching.

But yes, its OK to tease them.

>>17401505
Jiang-Shi's could either be Casters or Berserkers. Hell, maybe a hybrid of the two is possible if we already have an Avenger/Archer hybrid.

>>17401468
I've had ideas of someone from our world stuck there (as I'm sure everyone has), but I always think of how much they would stand out. Gotta remember, the average education level is already better than a nobleman's from the middle ages, so even if you remembered the basics from science class you're already better off than the vast majority of the population.

The idea is to show up and go all Tesla/Ford on their asses and revolutionize with TECHNOLOGY.

>>17401553
What actually happens is you become Arthur Dent.