/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Typical /jp/ female.

Typical reportable thread.

nice thread bro

Being athens is permbannable, so I think imitating athens merits summary execution.

You act like there aren't men from /b/ here that say the exact same thing.

>>1739849
How is the boyfriend?

>>1739834

You mean these exist!?
Impossible!

>>1739852
I don't have one.

>>1739849
/b/
But /b/ is a total shithole so yeah. Also, the fact you browse /b/ means we can disregard anything you say

hur hur woman r sluts

>>1739856
How is the ex-boyfriend?

>>1739848
Wonder if he is protesting right now in some soddy street in London town?

Would he do something like that? To get out and do the right thing? Doubfully.

>>1739856
Then who is that guy you are fucking? SLUT!

There aren't women here.

And don't post that landwhale camwhore to disprove me. I don't want to see it.

>>1739858
Nobody said that.

>>1739834
that's too much of a twig to depict a /jp/ femanon

>>1739866
>Also, the fact you browse /b/
Stop pulling facts out of your ass, Anonymous.

>>1739868
agreed, there is a difference between claiming women are sluts and women can't be ronery.

>>1739873
>You act like there aren't men from /b/ here that say the exact same thing.
If you don't browse /b/, how do you know what men on /b/ say?

This has never happened

>>1739861
What the hell would he be protesting about?

>>1739877
Pulling facts out of her ass, of course.

men on /b/?
more like boys and faggots.

>>1739877
I was saying the men on /b/ HERE in /jp/. I don't know where else they would be coming from.

>>1739884
female spotted

also, we never claimed to be men

I'm a 21 year old boy, but I prefer to refer to myself as a guy.

It's sad that this thread is the least boring on the front page right now.

I'm going to report it anyway. Sorry bro.

>>1739885
>female spotted
oh you

So what if we have it easier? Is that a reason to hate us? I admit that it's a lot easier for us to get boyfriends and one nighters (if you are that way inclined). And I'm sure most femanons would admit it's a lot easier for girls to get into relationships regardless of how quiet and shy we are.

But i don't want to be horrible, but quiet and shy guys aren't attractive to us, so please, just try and play by the rules of engagement, approach girls with confidence and maybe something will come of it.

>>1739873
>>1739873
gb2 kitchen you fucking whore

>>1739899
- Boyfrind
- Engagement/wedding ring
- Fat
- Fat
- Ugly
- Fat

Typical /jp/ female

>>1739880
News much?

There is a fullscale riot in Greek. Even the immigrated people seem to be helding rallies all over the place.

>>1739899
thats a male, you should get your eyes checked

>>1739899
Her hymen has been broken. She is lost to us.

>>1739889
Go back to /an/ and stick to looking at cute animal pictures instead of trying to make an intelligent post.

Reported.

What the fuck does moot pay the janitors? Chips and peanuts?

This is how you troll /jp/. It's super effective!

>>1739895
>And I'm sure most femanons would admit it's a lot easier for girls to get into relationships regardless of how quiet and shy we are.

Femanon of /jp/, would you agree with this?

>>1739915
WHO CARES

Typical.

Stop being mean to Femanon of /jp/, guys.
If we want pure ronery women, then we'd better take good care of those few there are.

>>1739921
Femanon of /jp/ isn't pure though.

>>1739921
Wouldn't rejecting them just make them more so?

>>1739921
>CANCER
fix'd

>>1739921
pure ronery?

I actually think I'll pass. I'd rather go for someone normal who isn't a slut.

>>1739919
I actually think she's really cute.

>>1739895
9/10

you know, i kinda missed you /jp/

i'm over it now

No anon, you're the sluts

>>1739935
and then we weren't virgins!

>>1739932
Thanks. Saving the view of women on /jp/! No stupid time stamps or stories of rape though, sorry.

>>1739934

I'm that girl and I wasn't trolling. We should be at least honest with them. We can be as antisocial and shy as we want but if we're nice and amiable and at least look presentable we'll find someone. It's not the same with guys.

attn /b/

get out of my /jp/

bother /a/ instead

userChrome.css -> userContent.css

>>1739932
Too bad she only dates Korean guys

>>1739895
I'm sorry, but sluts aren't attractive to us. Just go to /b/ and you'll find a confident guy you would like.

>>1739938
It's pretty obvious you were trolling. Stop pretending, already.

ITT butthurt virgins. If even half the butthurt males who are posting in this thread got laid, they wouldn't be whining.

If a girl wants to wait till marriage to let you stick your tiny penis in her you call her a prude. But if a girl DOES let you stick your needle dick in her you call her a slut.

tl;dr Get some confidence and you might get laid. Your shy/nerdy personality isn't flattering to anybody but yourself. Compared to the jocks and cool kids, you're not very attractive. Honestly, can you blame females for behaving the way they do towards you.

You know, if you actually stopped trying to like for a girl who'd accommodate you being "shy and quiet" and actually worked towards being assertive and confident, you'd probably have more luck. Yes, it is easier for girls, but you're men, right? You have to expect to work harder than women, that's your duty as men.

>>1739948
It's too obvious with your subject line. Not a very effective troll.

>>1739951
Troll mode engaged.

>>1739948
It took a while for someone to come up with the virgin argument. Like if it is some kind of disease to be virgin.

>>1739951
I'd rather be alone than become everything I hate to attract a financial burden who provides me only a warm wet hole and eventual disappointment

You know they sell vaginas on the internet now, much cheaper than a girlfriend.

>>1739951
>You have to expect to work harder than women, that's your duty as men.

Our duty is to get paid more.

athens thread; reported

>>1739943
So being feminine and submissive makes a girl a slut? I thought /jp/ liked submissive girls? What happened to moe?

dear 4chan
I understand there are some anime otaku among you. many people will read this and claim there are no otaku outside of japan but obsession and social anxiety are worldwide problems. japan may have many more but I know there are some otaku In other parts of the world and they need help. If you are one of these people you need to recognise you have a problem. you could have a life outside of your house. there is a wonderful\l world out there full of great things and people. I know you love moe and all the cute moeko but they are fictional and can never love you. there are many real girls who would love to have a sweet boyfriend to cuddle with and love. I beleive with therapy and a little bit of exercize and dieting you can change. life can be such a wonderfull happy thing. you can replace your figurines with friends and your computers with smiles. its up to you to decide if you want change. soo what do you say? get up and make a good life or stay sitting and watch your anime to live a dark life full of lonlyness and pain.
please dont be a social paracite
thank you

Why do woman take everything that is wonderful and turn it to shit? fuck this board is shit now thx a lot woman

>>1739966
Moe does not exist in 3D.

>>1739961
She also keeps your house clean. Have a nice traditional relationship, it's the only good way to interact with a woman.

>>1739948
You know, your argument fails because the people who whine about the virginity thing aren't really interested in just getting laid...

Reported again.

>>1739977
I will when I move to Japan

I'm gonna have delicious halfbreed lolis and a loyal waifu and servants

>>1739951
I'm assertive and confident. Still virgin. Every woman that starts to fall for me I get rid of, I don't want their vag taint on my manhood. They're all shallow whores, and I don't need that crap. I'm happy living a celibate life, and making each and everyone of those sluts wonder what they did wrong for me to dump them. Cunts.

>>1739967
But on the other hand, I still have Hinako.

>>1739979
If they were interested in meaningful relationships they wouldn't care about girls being virgins so much, then.

At least sage if you're going to seriously respond to a garbage thread like this. Ya'll niggers responding to a troll thread.

>>1739966

>>1739963
Actually, women and men get paid the same amount for the same jobs. That "75 cents for every dollar" statistic doesn't count that women usually have lower ranking jobs than men. It's like a garbage man complaining he doesn't get as much as a lawyer.

>>1739915
For the most part.

no woman on /jp/ no woman on 4chon

Feminine qualities: shy, quiet, polite, nice

Masculine qualities: obnoxious, loud, rude, mean

If you're a virgin, you're too feminine.

>>1739951

Be someone you're not, get someone you don't want. A normalfag's guide to happiness.

You know what else is easier for men? Emotional independence. I don't have to cry and gorge myself on ice cream when I'm left alone for five minutes, nor do I have to bounce from relationship to relationship with people who treat me like shit. I won't pretend to be something I hate and I will never settle for something I don't want. I am perfectly capable of being happy in isolation.

I fucking hate these threads, but I just can't stop myself from responding to obvious trolls sometimes. Something IS wrong with me.

So, /jp/ wants girls to be traditionally feminine, but aren't willing to follow the traditional male gender roles themselves?

>>1739988
Once again, the argument fails because not being virgin is an indicative (not always necessarily true, I agree) that the girl is not willing to have a meaningful relationship.

I'm not ronery, just angry. Very angry.

>>1740003
A tomboy is fine, too.

lol, /jp/ female threads.

>>1740001
Yeah, these attention-whore threads are so annoying, I want to reply harshly as well

>>1740000

>>1739988
Girls who have multiple ex's aren't interested in relationships either.

>>1739994
How many boyfriends have you had?

>>1740001
I know how you feel, my anon brother-in-arms. We just can't let these people take the little space we still have.

>>1740001
Haha, "being yourself". If everyone was just satisfied "being themselves" no one would ever improve themselves. If being weak and unmanly is "part of who you are" than the person you are is worthless. You're just looking for an excuse because you're too lazy to try and change.

/jp/ != ronery

>>1740011
eppick get xDDDDDDDDDDDD

sTICKY >THIS ASHIT MOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>>1739987
I'll take Hinako over any of those pig disgusting real girls

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.
"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.

You know, I used to think there was nothing in this 'women cant be lonely' shit, but every girl who has ever revealed her gender in these threads has mentioned a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend or a one night stand.

Is there such a thing as women who are alone as us? It seems awfully unfair that women complain about gender imbalances yet are quite happy to accept the assertive/confident ---> submissive/passive one because it makes things easier for them.

"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.

I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

I awoke to find myself still inside that mysterious bus, which was completely empty. The engine was still running, and it was still parked outside the library. "The library! Of course!" I thought to myself. As if my mind had been read, the front doors swung open and I ran from the bus toward the library, which also looked empty. I entered the building and frantically ran to where I had found the prized book earlier. The book was still there, and I grabbed it instinctively, then walked to the checkout. All but one counter was open, and there was a little Asian girl standing there; the place was deserted except for me and her. I put the book on the counter and she looked at it for a moment, then at me. "Have you read your SICP today?" she asked.

"You too?" I replied. "Have some tits and then GTFO and read your SICP!", she angrily shouted, then pulled up her shirt to show me her tits. She shoved the book into my hands and then disappeared spontaneously.

I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took his mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice that I came until after she told me to stop reading. A short while later, the bus arrived.

/jp/ post your real girlfriend time

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I thought athens' departure would make /jp/ less retarded, I guess I was wrong. Looks like /jp/ is still the easiest board to troll.

>>1740021
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN /g/!

>>1740024
ugly, freakishly deformed fat girls

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And then I got it.

I KNOW LISP.
I AM SO SMART.
I AM SO EXPERT, NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT PROGRAMMMING, I DONT HAVE TO LEARN ANY OTHER LANGUAGE EVER.

>>1740001
I'm with you bro. I don't understand why almost every women bitches and moans when they're in between relationships as if they're lost. And they settle for a shitty relationship and try to fix the other guy, only to fail and move on. And they cry like fucking whores.

I'm a man, I enjoy going on trips to other countries alone, going on adventures. Fucking cunts can't even drive to another city without being in constant fear, even though some of them won't admit it.

>>1740016
Haha, yes, great point. Every omega-male on /jp/ should read this.

>>1740003
I'd hardly say screaming the loudest over the herd at nightclubs and so on constitutes being a 'traditional male'. And how about you women? you complain about gender imbalances and shit like that, yet you are quite prepared to accept what i mentioned above. Because it makes things easier for you.

>>1740024
>Is there such a thing as women who are alone as us?
Preteen orphans

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, -- THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>1739938
it doesn't matter what you meant by it, /jp/ is going to foam at the mouth with rage.

also you need to speak for yourself. some girls like shy guys.
they are not /jp/'s type, however.

>>1740021

Women, if you want us to act more like 'real men' then stop being whores. It's a two way deal you stupid sluts.

Kingdom Hearts 2 is my favorite game in the Final Fantasy series. I love the gameplay and the plot is just plain amazing. Kingdom Hearts 2 was the real deal. You're just too much of a baka to know how to play it right. It was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. Just because you're too low on the socio-economic ladder to afford great games shouldn't mean you should speak like a baka about a game you've never played. Motherfuckers.

Japan is the best country in the world. Unlike Amerikkka, they have spicy Ramen. And considering that I'm a foreigner, they'll treat me like an idol and tend to my will while I watch raw anime because DUBS ARE EVIL. If I can't live in Japan, then I'll live in Europe. Both are better than that shithole Amerikkka because americans r fat and stupid.

Cartoons are for little kids and balding guys living in there moms basment. Anime is for grownup people like me!

I'll take a 2D woman any day of the week. Fucking cunts.

>>1740042
I never mentioned screaming at nightclubs. When I same manly, I'm talking about being assertive and confident.

Led Zeppelin is the best band ever. My favorite song by them is Stairway to Heaven. I also like Queen (Bohomeian Rhapsody is the best song ever) and Pink Floyd (We don't need no Education is their best song).

System of a Down is the best band today. Dancing in the Desert and When Angels Die are awesome songs.

Carlos Mencia is the best comedian ever and I cannot wait to see him on Dancing with the Stars.
Joe Rogan is a jealous asshole. Dave Chapelle was funny to. I wonder where he went.

I enjoy American Idol (I audition whenever it gets to my city), NASCAR (watching it right now), myspace (I have over 9000 friends on there and I'm better than you because of it)and reading Youtube comments.

Catcher in the Rye is my favorite book.

Anime rulez. Yaoi rulez. Yuri sucks.

X-box is the best video game system around. Luckily, my parents are buying me a PS3 AND a Wii.

>>1740040

YEAH DAWG MEN ARE SO INDEPENDENT AND SHIT, FUKKIN MAGELLAN COULDN'T NEVER BE A WOMAN AM I RIGHT BRO

PEACE DAWG, DON'T LET THE SUCCUBI OUT THERE CORRUPT YOU

>>1740048
>also you need to speak for yourself. some girls like shy guys.

What girls exactly?

>>1740058
FICTIONAL ONES

can we let this thread die please?

Stop humouring females and trolls like their opinions are feasibly important

My children will never play new video games. Now and days it seems like if a game is too hard this actually works against it getting good ratings. God dammit. Its kinda like if you can't sit down for 10 hours straight and not beat the game its the games fault. With all the new saving check points here and there its like games are more tedious then challenging. Not only only that but all the new systems have like two joysticks a D- Pad and 12 buttons, what the fuck is that. In most games this buttons tend to do the same thing.

With all that said MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER GET TO PLAY NEW VIDEO GAMES
OH YOU WANNA PLAY FINAL FANTASY 36 WELL TOO BAD YOU GOTTA PLAY EARTHBOUND AND CHRONO TRIGGER FIRST

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR FRIENDS THINK HALO 8 IS AWESOME YOU GOTTA PLAY GOLDENEYE 007 FIRST YOU FAGGOT

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING A PS2 UNTIL YOU ARE 12

They will get to experience what made games like Ocarina of time so grate instead of reading it from a magazine.

I suggest you all do the same, its your duty.

>>1740054
Everyone has confidence around people they feel comfortable with, this is why people should go from transition to friendship into relationship.

What women say when they say 'I like confidence' is they mean 'I like arrogance'.

ok so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me around and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cuz i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class with my friends and evry1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and he's like f*** u, dork make me and im like fine thats it!!!11! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight fight fight and shawns like get up you b**** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and i feel like theres this power inside me so i start screaming at him like goku so evry1 in the group backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at him you shuldnt have messed with a sayian!!!1! i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it) and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell him i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and walked awya cuz he was scared and evry1 in the gruop walked away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff like good job and my friend chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and im like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats the story of how i learned that i was a saiyan

>>1740058

From what I can tell, dominating girls who want to wear the pants in the relationship.

It's not fun, trust me.

>>1740012
None really. I've had guys ask me out but I never knew them; it's like they just saw me and thought "i'd hit dat ass XD". I would go out with a guy if I knew him real well, but I've never had any guys that are just friends that want to hang out with me without being in some kind of relationship.

>>1740033
>When I looked down, she took his mouth from my cock to angrily shout [...]
>she took his mouth

errr, what?

You guys know what's more annoying than 'newfags' asking stupid questions? The OTHER newfags who sage and TYPE MURK LOAR IN ALL CAPS and think they're the shit. You guys just have to realise, we're no longer a secret club. EVERYONE knows about 4chan nowadays. Fuck, even Tay Zonday mentioned us in some interview.

Get off your high horse and calm the fuck down.
As the anon I quoted said, real oldfags don't give a shit. The only ones who do are you idiots who are pissed that the new guys have a shortcut so they don't have to lurk as much as you.

Me? I've been around to see the creation of almost every meme here, I don't fucking need to lurk moar. Instead of telling others to lurk moar, you faggots should learn to respect others. Being anon is much more than being able to spew whatever shit you want, but fuckers like you are too fucking dense to realise that.

Grow up.

Girls like assholes

It's that simple

If you want one, be an asshoe

Being nice is counterproductive

>>1740071
Are you a virgin?

>>1740072

The snake's mouth.

>>1740016
Admiting one's flaws is not the same as turning into someone you hate. There is a severe difference between self-improvement and a change of personality.
But I don't think you will ever understand that anyway because you are probably underage b&.

>>1740012
None really. I've had guys ask me out but I never knew them; it's like they just saw me and thought "i'd hit dat ass XD". I would go out with a guy if I knew him real well, but I've never had any guys that are just friends that want to hang out with me without being in some kind of relationship.

>>1740072
I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took his mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice

>>1740051
Actually, I don't blame women for acting the way they do. Women naturally lack self control, and need a combination of being brought up with traditional values and strong male authority in their lives to keep them in line. After feminism, men stopped doing their jobs and keeping women in line. We can only blame feminism and the weak men who supported it for how slutty women are nowadays.

Typical /jp/ male poster

Her seraphic blue pupils stare pensively into her nearly empty tea cup. "More tea, Shinku?" I asked, but those words were merely for superficial formality. I innately understood from her expression that she was willing to accept my hospitality. I grab the tea kettle and stretched myself over to pour its pale brown liquid into her cup. Her face remains unflinching in the process. I prepare myself. With all my might I fixate my eyes on her. One could slay me there and I would not budge an inch. A few moments pass, and she became aware that her cup has been refilled. She heightens the cup to her mouth. She then closes her eyes, simultaneously tilting the cup and slightly arching her head to let the essence of Oolong flow accurately into her rosebud lips. Soon she is satisfied and reverses her refined movements. The sculpted ceramic upon landing on her plate emitted a soft "clank". Her air of elegance, sophistication, and grace lingers in the atmosphere. She resumes her wistful gaze into her cup. I absorbed all that wonder. An orb of tears escapes from my right eye. This is what my heart, my soul, yearn for everytime we meet here in our sanctuary, my sanctuary, at some transcendent dimension of space and time reserved exclusively for us. I have found my bliss. My Shinku.

>>1740077
>I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took his mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did.

It's clearly not the snake.

>>1740035

athens is only one man. Banning him isn't enough to undo all the damage he's done in his time here. He opened the floodgates to /r9k/ and the sewage flowed in. Combine that with the inevitable decline brought on by the march of time alone and you have a very bleak future.

>>1740080
see
>>1740075

This is for you, athens. You've succeeded in permanently fucking up /jp/. Fuck the ayafag, fuck the obasan seducer, YOU are the true master troll.

>>1740078
What exactly do you hate about being confident and manly? I never mentioned screaming at nightclubs or typical fratboy behavior, I'm just talking about basic confidence and assertiveness.

Cowboy Bebop - great show for 15-year-old nerds
FLCL - lol puberty, watchable
Serial Experiments Lain - the epic master piece of our times
Genshiken - manga is better, anime goes nowhere
> Cromartie High School - whats this, sounds boring, probably just another lame highschool comedy/romace anime
Berserk (manga) - looks retaeded, but hey "adult attack!"
Samurai Champloo (except for the middle episodes) - samurai, great big swords, boring
Gungrave - just another shounen for preteen boys
Gits: SAC - movie was better
Angel's Egg - so angel are birds now, huh?
Akira - manga was better. anime is just worthless.
Ghost in the Shell - yeah, the real stuff. where should reborn girl go from here. the web is vastly infinite.

I don't read anything in this thread.
Are there any tits in this thread?

>>1740082

It's funny that most male /jp/ posters talk about how misogynistic they are and that women are inferior/sluts etc etc yet they lack the confidence to approach any normal girl. You don't have to be nervous in front of 2D, hence their preference. They are intimidated by girls who are actually more "confident" than they are and fit the male stereotype better, so they hide in their rooms on /jp/ and pretend to be strong dominant men who hates sluts.

>>1740094
As I said, everyone has confidence around people they feel comfortable with. That's why people should be friends before they enter a relationship, take things slowly. And women like yourself aren't attracted to confidence, everyone has confidence of a sort, women such as yourself are attracted to arrogance.

>>1740104
No such thing as a strong woman, the fact women don't ask men out is proof of that. It's all a facade, when they can get something out of traditional gender roles (i.e. not having to show any confidence), they play along with it.

>>1740096
You - faggot

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I think you might watch only them, but many supporting materials are submitted in the voting threads for such people.
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If there are characters you don't know, you should see the supporting articles for the characters.
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"Comments (moe-bun)" don't have to be long and complex. We welcome any short comment except for abusing other characters.
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>>1740104
It's not like I don't like confident girls, it's just that a man shouldn't be less confident and assertive than his woman. For one thing, the girl would never be attracted to the guy in the first place, and even if she did like me, I wouldn't be satisfied with myself if I wasn't the man in the relationship.

>>1740098

There is now.

>>1740082
I agree with this. If I'm ever to have a daughter, I'm going to be a really strict father so my daughter will one day be proud of not being a slut like 99% of the women by the time will be.
Too bad I'm never going to get married. ;_;

I'm glad this American "being a virgin is lame" culture hasn't spread to my country

>>1740113
>strong woman

>>1740080
See guys, I told you she was a nice girl.

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>>1740117
>>1740113
Then blame your old world views for such nonsense. It's not like the girl will start beating you if the roles in a relationship are even somewhat equal. You people need to start looking at people individually for things you like in a person rather than "oh she doesn't look submissive, typical female slut no thank you"

>>1740124
Non-virgin women aren't welcome on /jp/.

>>1740107
Haha, romantic relationships and friendships have nothing to do with eachother. Also, being assertive isn't the same as being arrogant, you just can't see the difference because you're dead set on hating all alpha-males. Oh, and I'm not a girl.

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