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>>1738867

Oh fine I'll make it then always with the one who can't die who has to do anything uncouth that might risk integrity.

>> No.1738873
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>>1738870

Yup....So what wacky adventures are we going to have today?

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1738877

I do not know.
It's not like I can be surprised.
I've seen everything humanity has to offer. 1357 is pretty old, don'cha know.

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>>1738877
Lightweight.

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>>1738877

Don't you know? I'm a delusionoid, I can do crazy stuff.

>>1738879

Hello Hanyuu.

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>>1738879

Eh, I had to go through some pretty bad things.

You at least got to be perfectly fine except when you(r mortal avatar) got killed once every few weeks.
I had to go for maybe months at a time with a good half a dozen spears wedged in me 'till I could wiggle free.

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>>1738890
Well, you know, these things happen.

>>1738882
Hello.

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>>1738897

Yeah, and when they happen to you several times a decade for a millenia and a third it gets kind of grating.
You start losing faith in humanity and wanting to burn everyone and the entire world while you're at it.
And you won't BELIEVE how long it took me to get the freakin' fire thing down in the first place.
Turns out Spontaneous Combustion isn't really all that spontaneous.

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1738914

Mokou likes feet.

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>>1738897

So how are the dimensions in Hinamizawa?

>>1738909

Time doesn't exist, were all just one moment.

>> No.1738926

Reported for roleplaying. At least this isn't at bad as the speech impediment Alice faggotry

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>>1738915

TELL THAT TO 1300 YEARS OF FIRE AND SPEARS
WHY DID THEY LIKE SPEARS SO MUCH?!
WHAT
IS THE DEAL
WITH THE GODDAMN BAMBOO SPEARS?!?

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>>1738914

I am fairly certain Kaguya is the one obsessed with the doing things with her feet.
Stupid crazy moon girl.

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>>1738928

Probably because they wanted to spear you in ways...Ahaha....Bad joke.

>>1738926

Even I hate Alice.

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>>1738915
...They make me hungry.

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>>1738938

.......What makes you hungry?

>> No.1738942

>>1738934
IMMORTAL LESBIAN FOOTJOB TOEFUCK
IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT

>> No.1738946

>>1738940
The dimensions.

Everyone else is always eating, but I can't eat, I'm incorporeal. I can only taste what Rika eats, but she likes to torture me by eating spicy foods.

I want to eat...

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>>1738940
The dimensions.

Everyone else is always eating, but I can't eat, I'm incorporeal. I can only taste what Rika eats, but she likes to torture me by eating spicy foods.

I want to eat...

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>>1738937

WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T?!
I WAS RAPED LOTS OF TIMES!
AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME! MY HYMEN IS FREAKING IMMORTAL TOO! WHYYYYYY?!
MMMMMMMUSSSSSSSSSST
BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TO RELIIIIEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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>>1738948

Deluions activate! YOU ARE REAL!

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>>1738954

...........I'm sorry for you.......Anything my delusions can fix?

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>>1738957
Wh-what?! What's going on?

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1738978

There was an Angstorm here.

It's gone now.

>> No.1738979

>>1738954
xdxd

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>>1738977

Congratulations, you're now real. Enjoy your world of realism.

>>1738978

Alright then.

>> No.1738983

My God, Gaia faggotry this early in he morning? Kids must be waking up earlier nowadays

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1738991

You are not truly Mokou.

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>>1738982
Realism huh? Well I guess I'll just have to eat this...whatever it is!

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>>1738991

Lemme guess, I lived so long time looped around and you the future-me or something?
Are you living time backwards now?
Am I Merlin?

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1739019

Delusions for free........Grant any wish you want....For a period of time.

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>>1739007
You are Alice

>> No.1739028

>>1739007
no ur ephic whin whit real emphasis xd

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>>1739019

Can't do anything I haven't done already.

Drugs make not work on me very well, but you get some vivid hallucinations on oxygen deprivation.

And going a good year underwater after being tied to a rock and thrown in the ocean; I know oxygen deprivation.
I wore the rope down and it broke, if you're wondering.

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>>1739026

Now that's just crazy.

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>>1739030

No drugs, my delusions are real...For awhile atleast.

>> No.1739057

Oh lord, I thought we were done with this RP bullshit

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>>1739057

Not by a long shot.

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>>1739040

Tch, *temporality.*
Your minuscule measurements of time bore me.
I'm off to sleep for a few weeks.
Good night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-
night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-night-day-
night-day.

>> No.1739082

>>1739063
IMA0
SO HILARIUS, MY ASS XD

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