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I want to pet my Kobolds!

Wishing anon's a good time in this thread, stay happy and think of waifus

>>17375533
I want to pet my Oni family.

Basilisks are olev

>>17375533
I do too!

>>17375542
Are you fucking kidding my dude?

What a great start to a thread.

>>17375546
That's not KDF, if it wasn't obvious.
Given how they just replied to KDF.

thred died too fast

https://pastebin.com/kuK9cYwv
Chapter 16 of All's Fair in Love and War.

>>17375542
You want to kill yourself? Highly suggest it.

>>17375556
Oh boy, it's the defence force.

>>17375556
No I know that, I'm just incredulous that this angry guy keeps posting that pic.

>>17375553
The start of these thread is always shit. It's just the same copy-paste garbage over and over. Not to mention the /ksg/-tier posting like >>17375537.

>>17375542
We get it. KDF makes you mad, but can you please fuck off already?

>>17375565
>The entirety of these threads are always shit
FTFY

So what would YOU do if you were a young lad and were being pursued by triplet Zombie Dragons your age and neither set of parents wanted to intervene? Keep in mind they're probably one of the most powerful species imaginable and also singlemindedly focused on getting lewd with their husband, which for all intents and purposes they're starting to think is (you).

>>17375572
I will not rest until this thread is rid of people who enjoy pegging.

>>17375558
No (you)s then, no (you)s now. Besides mine that is.

>>17375574
>The entirety of the monstergirl fad is shit
FTFY

>>17375580
Please do not bully

Ice Queen moms are too protective, I just want to leave her ice palace

>>17375577
I'd team up with my waifu to fight them back. I could also get a healer to help out.

>>17375582
>Everyone a shit but me
FTFY

>>17375578
Hope you can go the rest of your life without sleep, then.

>>17375582
Good thing I'm no bandwagoner then.

>>17375582
>The entirety of 4chan and the internet is shit.
FTFY Senpai-a-lam

>>17375592
>>17375596
>Everyone and everything is shit
FTFY

What kind of fanfics teenage monstergirls would write?

>>17375600
Much better.

>>17375593
I don't sleep anyway.

>>17375578
I'm pretty sure way more people here like pegging but are silent about it, buddy boy.

>>17375590
>Why would you want to leave? It's cold out there you know~

>>17375607
Well a certain someone isn't.

>>17375610
It colder in here

>>17375610
>no yandere, baby crazy, ice queen who won't let me leave the palace until I've given her a child for every year she was alone

>>17375612
But why draw attention to it?

>>17375602
What happens in it doesn't matter.
What does is the fact that it's all embarrassing and can be used to tease them.

>>17375607
>Muh silent majority
That takes me back.

This is the ideal body type for a monster girl. All monster girls should strive for a body like this.

>>17375619
But she's been alone for almost 30 years!

>>17375624
F L A T

>>17375591
You can keep them at bay anon but you can never truly slay this ancient evil. They're getting a boy to drag back to their 'lair' (the living room of the tan house on 5th street) and nothing will stop them. You need to find a sacrificial boy to toss to them or they'll just keep coming back! Keep in mind you and presumably your waifu are still kids too and every adult you talk to thinks you're just playing so they won't help seriously. But you know for a fact those ZDs are about 11 years old, dropping viscous girlfluids and are ready to be made women, one way or another.

>>17375624
I can agree with the hips and ass but that bust is just sad.

>>17375624
That's not a shortstack Tanuki with EEE cup tits.

>>17375630
Better get started, then.

>>17375630
You better get to work then anon!

>>17375630
You should be happy she isn't one of those lonely people for almost 500+!
No one realizes how much energy one must have for such a thing, most who go out and do it anyway usually do not come out sane, or able to walk, or talk, or have any higher-level functions other than lay down and be raped until nursed back to health.

Usually they're in that state for quite some time.

>>17375636
Just imagine that girl making you her husband.
She'd probably call you into her office, tell you to lock the door behind you and then let you sit in her chair as she gives you an under-the-desk titfuck/blowjob.

>>17375635
Perflat is called perflat for a reason.
>>17375636
I can hear the rubbing hands from here.

>>17375634
Thanks for reminding me about my pocket shotas, they always come in handy.
I could even give each of them one.

>>17375652
But anon, YOURE a shota in this scenario. Useful as they may be at times like this, how can a shota carry around pocket shotas?

>>17375619
>Going out for groceries
>Ice Queen thought he's leaving her forever
>The entrance is now sealed off by several feet of solic ice

I was reading the Basilisk profile, and it mentioned if a mans spirit energy gets completely sucked out, they turn into an incubus or a monster. What does it mean by monster? Like an actual beast?

>>17375634
>getting chased by the ZD Cerberus sisters
>throw a friend back at them as he stares at you with a look of 'Why?'
>turn over your shoulder to see them pounce him like raptors, claws flashing, teeth tearing, shredding his clothes and smothering him in a feeding frenzy
>your last sight of him is him being dragged back towards their house, nails digging into the ground as he screams in terror, a trail of some sticky liquid following behind the girl's dragging him
>The next week
>sitting at the park bench having lunch laughing as your friend sits grumpily drinking a juice pouch, his three new girlfriends fawning on him as they guffaw simple mindedly

>>17375675
He goes into a coma for 9 nears and wakes up as a "demon" with a cool shrapnel horn.

>>17375675
If he's likely to become an Alp, he'd turn into one

>>17375624
Thanks mr skeletal
DFC+wide hips is a top tier bodytype, but it only really works on lolis and JCs.

Look at those human women
It would be a shame if someone were to...corrupt them.

>>17375684
Tallflat masterrace.

>>17375688
Here's a list of names for starters...

>>17375675
There's a key critical point when a man has all his spirit energy removed from him quickly. If he harbors no gay thoughts, he ascends and production goes into mega overdrive, making him an incubus from that day forward. However if he has in his heart the desire to fuck dudes, he stops producing SE entirely and in that moment becomes a female monster, even if only the genetalia changes at very first- an Alp.

>>17375688
I want to beg a lilim so I can sniff her feet

>>17375697
Wait, is there any other change other than an overabundance of SE when a man becomes an incubus?

>>17375688
>>17375692
>roleplay
>...

Fuck off back to the Wiki

>>17375659
Because deep down I'm not a shot and it was just because I ate something weird from the ground.

>>17375688
Lilims are SHIT!

Jinkos are cute

>>17375705
I don't see any playing.

I see people getting played, but that's about it

>>17375526

Someone wanted someone to do this so I'm gonna try to recount what my stupid ass can remember

Elf rape
The mystery of them reverse scale
Less's birthday, yay~
Jack the ripper: pedo bait and possibly a lich
Anon wants a dragon mistress
More elf rape
Succubi dating submits a survey, gets surprisingly few takers
Yuri and shitposting
Do tentacles count as feet?
Sort of newfag drawfag appears
A bunch of shit that got deleted
More fucking succubi
Convincing anon to accept the lilim love. And mutual mindfucking.
Boatsluts
Forgotten drawfag reunion
MORE LICHES
Weird ass fetishes
Which SCP waifu wud u fugg
Salamander triplets
Anon wants to fuck a tiger. Like, an actual tiger. Protracted legal debate ensues. And keeps going.
And going.
Blame /k/, they're country boys.
Squirrel fucking!
Wolfus with tits literally three times the size of their torso
Stalker mg is collecting your teeth
Anon hungers for livers
Zombie dragon rape orgy
Who is your waifu? How long have you been, uh, waifu'd(?)
Ran is cute

And some other stuff but I'll keep this short

>>17375703
An incubus is honestly just a term for a human who has been effected enough by monster's mana to produce high amounts of SE, yes. They may or may not experience some mental changes and may or may not get a larger package, but it's at it's core just 'a man who has accepted and gained a sex drive compatible with the monster(s) he loves'
You used to get some people who would shitpost that it's some identity death thing or that it's a form of monsterboy but they're usually just trolling or have no idea what they're talking about.

>>17375716
Thanks for reminding me of what happened in the last edition /mgg/ - monster girl general

>>17375652
>Become a wizard and shrink down an entire village's underage population
>Put them all in the many pockets of your mystical, yet comfortable wizard's robe (totally not a dressing gown with some runes and patches from your favourite anime sewn in)
>Whenever you're confronted by a lecherous whore monstergirl who seeks to defile either you or your beard, just throw the miniaturised children at her
>Due to her uncontrollable desire to fuck and corrupt vulnerable humans, she'll busy herself catching all the children, too busy molesting them to bother with you as you make your wizardly escape

The great thing about tiny children is that they also double as spell magnets. Think of how flares work with heat-seeking missiles. Targeted by a malicious spell? Throw out a few five-inch-high children and watch them get turned into platypuses or something.

Sexually bullying a momster, but never giving them the dick no matter what

>>17375716
Thanks chief

>>17375716
This is pure cancer. Stop.

>>17375703
>>17375721
To that end, only the very magically experienced can determine if someone is an incubus and not a regular guy.

>>17375730
>>17375733
Hey, people used to like it. And literally a year ago people requested it make a comeback. Someone had to finally get around to it

>>17375731
Wizards. No sense of right or wrong.

>>17375740
I member those

>>17375716
The last person that did this also got told to fuck off.
Fuck off.

>>17375688
>No lillim that sells liquid dark matter as a "Health drink"
>"this will make your like easier, I swear"

>>17375731
>>17375741
How would MGs react to seeing two high level human male wizards having a magic duel in the middle of an open field?

>>17375716
>Convincing anon to accept the lilim love. And mutual mindfucking.
Mission accomplished

>>17375732
You can't do that to a Flayer, she'll just make you hand it over.

>>17375751
Wheres the full picture to that?

>>17375743
I thought they were fun

>>17375748
When was that

>>17375750
Prepare to jump the loser and/or winner.

Speaking of flayers, would they stick their tentacles into your ears when you sleep just to see what kinds of dreams you're having?

Or is it just a Nightmare thing

>>17375755
It's just Selene

>>17375750
Probably with fear. They all know the stories about wizard magic turning their kind into fruit-limbed, barbie-doll-anatomy wrecks. It could happen to them just by being in proximity to a dual like that.

>>17375762
Probably, the yandere ones make you dream of them. In all honesty I just want her to put a tentacle up my butt and milk my prostate while I sleep

>>17375754
She underestimates my power!

>>17375750
>Kobold: H-hey! Wan waan, stop! Don't hurt each other!

>Oni: Pff! Magic, how pointless! But I love a good brawl- winner gets drinks on me!

>Automaton: Analisis mode engaged. Monitoring situation. Will intervene if lethality detected. Must not interfere otherwise per core service directive.

>Dark Mage: Ara, such vulgar skill~ but then I could take the winner as a familiar~

>Demon: Stop this at once! You humans would destroy yourselves if not for our interventions! I'm ensuring you never harm yourselves with such childishness again!

>Ratatoskyr: What a scoop! Roll camera, roll camera! This is great footage!

>>17375779
I think I need a brain condom.

>>17375689
Pears should grow into hourglasses, assuming they don't stay permalolis.

>>17375779
Some Succumoms are probably really good at embarrassing their daughterus.

>>17375751
Hello again
It was really cute, felt good seeing like a strip of something genuine and shared in something that foreign

You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim

Would be a nice change from the FUCKFUCKFCKFUCKFUCK stories we typically get

>>17375689
Tallflat a cutest.

>>17375800
>You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim

Vomit

>>17375800
>You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim
Well as much as it sounds interesting I'm still writing another lilim

>>17375766
I forget what her thing is

>>17375785
>You humans would destroy yourselves if not for our interventions!
This is why we should never tell them out history, they would automatically assume humanity is a bunch of insane suicidal's. Whats worse is that they're technically and actually right too.

>>17375824
She's basically a salamander that can corrupt

>>17375736
>>17375748
Not him but they used to be a thing for a while

>>17375792
Tall
Flat
Master
Race

>>17375800
Why is anon always portrayed as a man with a noir fedora made of pure jade?
It's fucking comical.

>>17375785
>One wizard desperately charges up an instant kill lightening bolt
>Automaton's eyes flash red and she rockets off at blinding speed
>intercepts the bolt square in the chest
What happens?

>>17375802
Gay

>>17375832
Until they were asked to stop because it just got to be annoying.

>>17375716
>>17375756
>>17375800
Where the fuck do you people keep coming from, anyway? Your ESL typing style and lack of punctuation is obvious as fuck. Not to mention how completely unused to normal posting conventions you are.
You roll in from the Wiki?

Let's see if anybody can identify the most attractive part of this image.

>>17375829
What?
That doesn't make sense.

>>17375832
There's probably a damn good reason why the first Recap Anon stopped.
Every attempt to pick up after them has always been awful and cringeworthy. Including this one.

>>17375850
Throatmouthpussy

>>17375852
That's Selene for you

>>17375826
>Demon learns of human history.
>The next day that one boy she seems to stare at a lot vanishes and she drops out of school.
>He's spending the rest of his life with her in the "fun room".

>>17375792
grow up, you say?

>>17375864
>Big busty Baphomet with the same tightness as a Loli Baphomet.
Why do Loli Baphomets even exist anymore?

>>17375860
Nope.

>>17375862
>She went full yan
Well, it doesn't sound like the worst way to get married. Almost kinda pleasant actually.

>>17375871
Big busty everything

Are maids still olev?

>>17375861
So she corrupts women she defeats? Or does she just have a salamander mentality when it comes to finding a man?
I'm going to look up some of her stories.

>>17375802
>>17375833
>>>/y/

>>17375876
It's less "Yan" more "Severely Overprotective".
Anon can't get killed by those scary wars if he's tied to a comfy bed in a panic chamber with his cute new girlfriend sucking his dick.

>>17375822
Keep it in mind then. I'd like it. Other people probably thought it was cute too.

>>17375835
What are you talking about? I imagined him in this context as someone oafish and slightly insecure. Just a normal person.

>>17375878
Please stop posting creepshots of my daughteru, anon.

>>17375879
They're probably the worst long-running meme to taint these threads.

>>17375882
>""""people"""" who are too pleb to appreciate a nice reverse trap

>>17375882
Don't respond to him, dumbass.

>>17375878
Not everybody likes slabs of meat.

>>17375891
she's olev

>>17375862
I like it. I wouldn't mind being imprisoned by an overly clingy Yandere Demon.
Especially if she's a bit unhinged in making sure I'm extra comfortable and not going to hurt myself. Creepy laughter and all.
>"H-hehehe! See? S-see anon? Isn't my pussy riding you so much better than hurting yourself? Doesn't it feel so good? You're not going to hurt yourself, right anon?! Right?! Y-you need to just relax with some nice tender pussy! Oh I was going to go out and get more supplies but you need this, you need this so badly, I won't go anywhere now this week, let me just give you my pussy all week long, that'll keep you safe, right dearest?! Right?!"

>>17375895
Maids are great eat a dick

>>17375901
And?

>>17375903
She's already got a childhood friend.

>>17375911
>that navelpussy on the elf
LEWD

>>17375886
Either way he has a nice life ahead of him, being a husband, making possibly hundreds of more demons who then will proceed to do the same as their mother, and the cycle will repeat foreeevvveeeeerrrrrrr.

Yan/Overprotective is integrated through Genes, If they're a yan their mother is probably one too.

>>17375751
>>17375800
>>17375822

Talk more about lilim/succubi love please
And what's the story about if you're busy?

>>17375794
>Some Succumoms are probably really good at embarrassing their daughterus.
But how? Succubi are all pretty shameless

>>17375908
Maids are shit, and probably the least relevant to monstergirls it's possible for a thing to be.
The retards who force them are the same people who've forgotten that this is the monstergirl thread, instead of just another extention of their /a/ waifu threads.

>>17375912
This makes me sad

>>17375924
Except Kikis and Shogs are servant species, so it's completely expected for them to be maids.

>>17375924
Be nice anon

>>17375911
Dear God
Mea culpa

>>17375924
Are you fucking retarded or just shitposting?
Because MGE has several species literally dedicated to the meido fetish

>>17375920
Not always. There's a shy one like pic related or one that doesn't realize how hot her body is.

All of them want sex though

>>17375919
>And what's the story about if you're busy?
>>17375558

>>17375905
>>17375917
This is hot
What other totally not psychotic creepyboner things would she do to/for him?

>>17375934
It's not my fault,
It's in the chief god's plan
he made a boner so much stronger than a man

>>17375924
Grab a beer and chill out, I think the heat's getting to you.

>>17375936
I'm sure that the succumom would do more than embarrass her daughteru then

>>17375950
Everything about this image is fucking perfect.

>>17375943
>Demon wants to cook her hubby breakfast from now on to keep him happy so he'll stop wanting to get hurt (he doesn't, she's just totally lost it)
>brings in a stovetop to cook for him without having to leave the room
>sets it up and smiles warmly
>suddenly she freezes up and starts breathing heavily
>eyes darting back and forth, pupils dilated
>it's a stovetop
>in The Room
>it can make fire
>fire that burns
>humans die if they're burned
>she starts hyperventilating and rips the stove she just set up out, tossing it out the door and slamming it shut
>turns back to her beloved, hair bedraggled, eyes crazy and wild, fingers clutching the sides of her face
>"Ahahahahaha! Close one hubby! Ahahahahaha! Who put that dangerous thing there? Don't want hubby getting burned! Ahahahahaha!"
>pounces on him, frothing, and starts riding him frantically

>>17375943
Cook for him, everyday. Make sure all his needs are met, making sure he gets his "exercise," always being near him and forcing him to sign a contract which dictates all of his actions will be mostly controlled by her and she is allowed to do whatever is necessary to 'protect' him and his weak fragile body.

Beware the overprotective ones, they usually don't let go, which can be good! And bad. Really bad. Mostly good though i swear im not being forced to say good things.

>>17375931
>>17375935
>But there's two MGE maid species, so we can talk about them freely
Yeah, there's two furry species too. But those don't get a free pass.
Besides, if it was was just those two, it wouldn't be that bad. But every thread you have gap moe retards droning on about dragon maids, hellhound maids, slime maids, etc. Forget all the other interesting stuff you could do and talk about. Nah, just give 'em a maid costume and talk about how cute they are every thread.
It's the thread's stagnation given form.

>>17375558
>>17375939
New guy here can you tell me what it's about?

Guess who's game is in beta testing right now?

>>17375973
I'm inclined to agree, it's bretty guud

>>17375979
>Rata News
>Anon Tilts at Windmills Yet Again

>>17375984
I really need to double check if images have nipples in them before posting.

>>17375622
He's right though

>>17375565
>>17375553
Just ignore the people who get screaming mad at the slightest provocation. Pretty sure they're the same people who were getting screaming mad over a year ago

>>17375974
>>17375976
God she sounds perfect
Would she still do the thing where she wears what she knows will turn you on and cooks what she knows you like most?
Would she hold me for days at a time and make me feel worth it to a degree that I couldn't even hope to feel worthless or unloved?

>>17375879
They are. Just ignore any asshats that say otherwise.

>>17375880
Don't bother, Iron-Beast is shit.

>>17375997
You're right, and while we're at it can we all agree that Nega wasn't really that bad?

>>17376001
>feel worthless or unloved
To her those emotions are bad, they can lead to sadness, sadness leads to depression, depression leads to suicide because humanity cannot be trusted to live, she is going to rape you over and over again until you can only think about loving her so you can't leave her.
Looking sexy? Clothes can tighten around someone and choke them to death! Neither of you need clothes.
Drinking water? You could drown, it would be best to get your water through her mouth as she helps you live!

Remember to her Humans are suicidal and prone to harm, and she loves you the most, therefore no harm must ever even get NEAR YOU.

>>17375979
Dude just stop.

>>17375859
Are you new or just stupid because recap anon very clearly stated he left because he was busy with school.
Once again proving the people who get angry at simple things are just uninformed.

>>17376014
Sure.

>>17376020
I think I'm in love.
I want her lifegiving love every waking moment. And the sleeping ones too.
I think I'm starting to get why Demons got so popular. They're so good at the type of clingy obsessiveness I need.

>>17376024
Pay him no mind. He's just an asshole.

At this point, nothing that gets posted should be taken seriously.

>>17376012
No one believes you at this point, go away.

>>17376035
Remember there is no going back, going back implies you would want to leave safety and go back where you could be harmed! This would only prove her insanity and make her drag you straight back into the room for your own good as you cannot be trusted with your own life!

But dont worry, she will keep good care of you.

>>17376040
You're right.


What would be your favorite "misfit" girl? Like a jinko who's short and slightly pudgy, a salamander who can't fight, a succubus who only likes vanilla ext?

>>17375533
Fuck off KDF.

I'm struggling who I want as my waifu. A clingy Dhampir or a clingy Demon?

>>17376059
I know she would, because even locked in the same room for possibly forever, I at least would never be lonely again. She just has to never let me feel lonely again.

>>17376068
>Instantly goes back to the same gap moe questions posted every thread
It's like poetry.

>>17375981
>Lilim managing her kingdom
>Got told a fairy tale by her mother that if she did well enough a man will come to marry her
>One day man arrives interested in her and wanting to know her, she thinks it's the one
>He then tries to kill her and runs off after failing, turns out it's a paladin from the bordering Order nation
>That nation then starts a war since the lilim and her nation turned into too much of a threat and the paladin's attempt to remove her failed
>Lilim heartbroken has to try turning her nation around for war in record time, but has zero clue as to how to do it
Basic gist of the start
https://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL

>>17376075
Gap moe is cute, stupid.

>>17376068
For some reason, a neat freak slime comes to mind.

>>17376080
Not that guy, but gap moe really is the laziest shit.

>>17376052
No.
I'm sick of this cancerous faggot.
He doesn't even like monster girls for what they are made for.

>>17376080
If you have IQ in the single digits, maybe. Otherwise it's just lazy, stagnant shit.

>>17376087
Implying anything you've got is any better

>>17376076
Why don't they just forge a peace treaty where the lilim kingdom promises to not expand or allow it's residents (assumedly succubi) to rape the humans and the humans promise not to crusade against the lilim?

>>17376073
Both fantastic options.
Dhampir would be inevitably comfier and probably let you have more agency.
Demon would be inevitably more sexual and probably would make you feel more secure.
Dhampir could be slightly annoying if she over dramatizes every time one of her relatives says hi to you.
Demon could be slightly annoying if she uses her contract powers to keep you horny so you won't want to leave too far from her abode.

Sieg Zeon!

>>17376084
Perhaps, but it is still cute.

You've gotta appreciate the simple things anon.

>>17376073
Dhampir, Jesus. She wouldn't try to mindbreak you.

>>17376073
Demon is hotter
Dhampir is a bit more relaxed

>>17376090
"Cook, this food isn't food. It's literally just shit on a plate."
"Well I don't see what you made, so you're not allowed to criticise. Now shut up and eat this shit."

If it isn't obvious, you're the cook. Asking someone to pull something else up because what you've got is shit isn't a valid defence. You haven't disproven that your thing is shit.

>>17376098
>Things answered in the very first chapter

>>17376104
And suddenly, I've got an inkling for a Gouf girl

>>17376024
>recap anon very clearly stated he left because he was busy with school
Did I actually say that?

>>17376110
nor have you proven that it is. why trust the opinion of someone who can only say things are shit?

>>17376107
I appreciate cute most in things that lend themselves to cute. Like kitsune or something.
There is nothing inherently cute about "it's X, but it's not like X!"

>>17376099
>>17376107
>>17376109
I've decided. Dhampir is my one and only waifu. Thanks anons

>>17376073
>>17376099
The Dhampir would always go on about how you're not safe due to vampires and that she needs to protect you.
The Demon would go on about how the world is full of dangers and she needs to make sure you dont harm yourself.
The Dhampir would let you have more freedom only if you stay within her line of site or constantly in hold of her.
The Demon would bound you by contract so you dont ever need to move or be away from her.
The Dhampir will go insane after tasting your blood and proceed to rape you for days on end while saying that her family doesn't deserve to taste how delicious you are and that due to your taste your more at threat to be hunted.
The Demon goes insane after you accidentally harm yourself at all and will tie you down and rape you until shes impregnated because "You cant be trusted and our daughters will make sure everyones safe eventually"

Either way they both will go insane by the end of it, and both will end up with daughters.

>>17376114
What about hordes of cute GM girls?

>>17376111
What's the answer then?I have a hard time believing any reason but " the succubi literally can't stop raping humans"

>>17376116
Are you recap anon?
Are you *really*recap anon?
If so yes, on at least two, probably four occasions

>>17376129
>Things answered in the story

>>17376104
I want to get enslaved by an evil Automaton and become her maintenance and fuel slave.

>>17376128
Right up there with deliciously thick Doms

>>17376086
>Writer that writes about monsters girls
>Has stated numerous times that he go into MGE for corruption and seeing women turned into monsters.
>"He doesn't even like monster girls for what they are made for."
Explain.

>>17376129
>What's the answer then
Externinatus

>>17376120
There is though. It's called being unique.

I want a lich who kills me and revives me as a undead incubi so that she can make Sure I never die for real.

>>17376125
Again, both top tier options.
>>17376124
Good for you.

>>17376117
Things which aren't shit: Not gap moe
There. Now I'm not just saying things are shit.

If you honestly think there's any value, originality or worth to "She's a strong fighter, but she wears a cute skirts!" or "She's an adult jinko, but all she does is lick her paws and roll around like a child", then you're obviously too dense to understand the reality of how uninspired and blatant in its low-effort, patronising pandering it really is.

>>17376149
Unique is not necessarily cute.
A lot of the time it's just pathetic. Like that Jinko example.

>>17376136
Spit it out then

>>17376149
It's not unique when it's the most overplayed and unoriginal fucking thing on the planet, you moron.

>>17376160
Read

>>17376157
Some people think that's cute Anon. I don't, but some people do.

>>17376156
Stop being butthurt.

>>17376156
Yeah, we're done here.

Don't let the front door hit you when you're stupid, or however it goes.

>>17376169
NEVER

>>17376164
Find me a story about a..... Succubus prude then. Full on. Oh wait you can't.

Lets talk about the corrupted spirits.
How would one noticed the surrounding water getting corrupted?

>>17376170
>>17376173
>I don't have an argument, I'll just call him butthurt and stupid
Sterling argument. You sure backed up your argument with worthwhile points. I expect no less from gap moe shitters.

>>17376173
Is there a way to filter shitposters like him?

>>17376175
Is it by a major city?

>>17376179
I bet anon is a rebellious Holst that doesn't want to be cute and friendly! He knows gap more is cute, and is trying to look unique!

>>17376175
I only jack off to purified spirits

>>17376174
Suit yourself then.

>>17376185
Holst is too nice, though anon must be some sort of heffer. Seeing red everywhere and just hitting right and left

>>17376185
What the fuck are you doing?

>>17376195
He's a gap more Holst! We should forcibly cuddle him!

How old is your waifu compared to you, anon? What is her body type?

>>17376185
>>17376203
Where the fuck are these shitposters coming from?

>>17376174
>Succubus prude
Not story, but there is that lilim OC on deviant art that has no real caring for romance.

>>17376208
It's summer, remember?

>>17376204
I'd say about a year's difference? Oh and she's quite athletic, with light abs and a slight pear shape to her.

>>17376210
That is like, a perfect negative of what I meant.
I meant a succubus who doesn't like or hates sex.

>>17376208
>>17376216
Cute Holsts!

>>17376137
Evil automatons are terrifying. They're remorseless and soulless.

>>17376220
An asexual succubus for us enlightened patricians, I see.

>>17376226
Oh come on anon, don't tell me you wouldn't fuck the terminator

>>17376228
Absolutely
Maybe not asexual, but prudish. Long skirts, huffy, high expectations, sex only for having kids because otherwise it would be crass. Goes to church everyday. Somehow.

>>17376142
I just don't understand how the thread can accept such a shit writer.
All his lilim does is fight, all his other major stories are about pointless fights and the roulette is garbled trash.
All of this while coming of as a extreme Maledomfag that hides behind his dyslexia to not admit to himself that he's a bad person.
Have some fucking standards.

Momsters.

>>17376238
Are only good when you make them as such.

>>17376204
She's about 800 years older than me.
She has a hourglass shaped body.

>>17376238
I don't like the Elmo paws.

>>17376226
That's what's so hot about it. She'd find a way to make me give up the fuel in the most efficient way imaginable and perform it on me over and over again, until her tank was full. She'd go into hibernation to conserve energy while I oiled her doll joints with the finest walnut oil, and I could take the opportunity to kiss her beautiful lips and hug her hard, unyielding body to mine.

>>17376252
You too eh?

>>17376204
She's maybe a few months younger than me. As far as body type goes, she's fairly short at just under 5 feet tall, has nice big boobs and a round bubble butt.

Monster Girls sure are diligent readers

>>17376279
Oh you.

>>17376135
Nah, I'm just an imposter.
https://pastebin.com/GSZ2bhRi
At the time I left, I might've actually been busy with school. But it was a bit of an excuse. I also stopped because I stopped caring about the thread as much. Which is on me. I got so invested I burnt out like crazy. I also stopped because the recaps were just another repetitive, general thread thing. And in hindsight, a little cringeworthy. My sense of humour back then was more childish than it is now.
I've been back for a little bit recently, but honestly this place has changed so much since I was here. It's not really the same thread I loved. I guess when you're actually in every thread, you don't see the changes. But with a (more or less) two year gap, the differences show like crazy. I guess it's nice to be remembered, but it also led to a lot of grief when people started copying the whole recap thing. I think I remember something about TheGreens trying it, for a while?
Hopefully this is the most I'll ever say as Recap Anon.

>>17376204
Over two times younger

>>17376263
You and me both anon, you and me both.

>>17376204
Same age as me, slightly shorter with an Hourglass body shape.

>>17376259
It'd be like dating a tsundere with none of the dere though!

>>17376234
What I don't understand is why you have so much hate for a person that has only posted his stories and hasn't really done anything wrong. Its a little absurd if you ask me. Ask anyone in this thread, Beast may not be the best out there, but he isn't a problem.
At this point YOU pointing out your hate every time is more annoying then any of the "trash" Beast puts out.

Fluffy moffs are for snuggling!

>>17376204
One year older than me, short, muscular, pear-shaped legal loli.

>>17376334
THEY ARE for exterminating

>>17376330
I'd think that she would get upset if someone were to threaten her favorite fuel and cleaning slave.
After all, she is evil, so she's bound to have enemies.

>>17376330
She wouldn't bully me, she'd just be as efficient as possible. Once she realized she could best get the fuel out of me, she'd cuddle me in her lap, give me a gentle reacharound, nibble on my ear and whisper she loved me in that monotonous, artificial voice of hers.

>>17376336
>one year older
>loli
>muscular
>pear shaped

I can't think of any way this won't be an abomination of anatomy.

>>17376302
Holy shit that's me and l I feel the same way, the exact same way.

I've been trying to find a replacement for mge and mgg, but I just can't. I kinda want to leave this place but keep getting drawn back. I gave recapping a go for about a year, and it went both good and fucking horrible for the reasons you stated. I do scanning work now. I'm on imgur and steam, and if you want message me. I would love to talk about whatever with you. Nobody else really gets it the same way you do.

It's great hearing from you again. If I were you I'd consider just leaving. Moving on, you know? But please do message me on imgur or steam. It'd be great to talk about thread meta stuff.

Whatever happens, good luck.

>>17376336
There is to much wrong with her anatomy.

>>17376349
>pretending to care just to get better results
You made it even worse, congratulations.

>>17376369
>>17376302
Nobody cares about your "m-muh MG thread struggle!", so either fucking leave and stop complaining, or stay.

>>17376204
She's a 5'2 christmas cake with C cup breasts.
Hellhound, 3 years younger than me.

>>17376204
She's thousands of years older and very ara ara. A goddess in her very own right! Spoiled and plump in the right areas, just the way I like it.

I want to awaken an automaton only to have her speech program malfunction and it starts sounding like an japanese to english google translation

>>17376407
Shush

>>17376358
>>17376370
Her anatomy is perfect.

Lets talk pleasure runes
I had this idea of pleasure runes being intricate tattoos. like having a tribal rose pattern on the belly button or vines going down the arms.
could make some interesting designs with that

>>17376381
She values me as an object, she wants me to do well as an object, and she wants me to feel loved for her benefit. How could an emotionless construct be more loving?

>>17376358
Quick, someone that's not alp draw this so we can witness true horror.

>>17376448
Wombprints.

>>17376334

All those hands to hold. God damn...

>>17376448
My waifu has a pleasure rune on her abdomen and then one on either thigh.
The one on her abdomen looks like a magical circle But it follows the shape of her womb. The ones on her thighs look like normal pleasure runes.

>>17376449
You're proving my point.

>>17376450
Here's one.

>>17376369
>I've been trying to find a replacement for mge and mgg, but I just can't. I kinda want to leave this place but keep getting drawn back.
Regardless of how it's changed, the place fills a hole. Even if it was a hole caused by coming here in the first place, which makes it even harder to fill with something else.
Being creative/getting a hobby helps. You've got the right idea with the scanning stuff, I think. I've taken up digital sculpting between learning Japanese, and that occupies me pretty well. The harder part is finding a community to fit into.
I made an Imgur account if you do want to talk. Look for RcpAn

>>17376475
Cute.
Would impregnate.

>>17376448
I'd get my wife a pleasure rune. Probably just one though.
I like the idea of being able to make her squirm from just a good backrub, and leave her a panting mess from cuddling. And that's not even getting into the bedroom fun.

>>17376477
>Regardless of how it's changed, the place fills a hole. Even if it was a hole caused by coming here in the first place, which makes it even harder to fill with something else.
That's pretty much 4chan in a nutshell for me

>>17376475
Actually really cute.

>>17376493
That's 4chan in a nutshell for everyone.

>>17376477
Just tried messaging you. Did you get it?
If it's a new account, you'll have to post something to the gallery and leave a comment for it to work

>>17376493
This.

>>17376493
Mostly I enjoy the casual discussion about damn near all of my interests across the boards here.
Everywhere else is too fucking uptight. Forums are cancer.

>>17376475
Better than I was expecting. There's some pretty grotesque muscle loli stuff out there, but the loli amazon isn't all that bad.

>>17376505
There's no need to keep a facade here. I can write stories and then just bullshit freely without having to care about what people think about either thing. I've been thinking about trying drawfagging too, and I wonder if it'd be better to think up another pseudonym for that too instead of using my writefag name.

>>17376505
For me it's the smugness. And the bullshit rankings. Everyone here talks about why they hate Reddit, but never why. On Reddit, assholes can come to you and artificially rank your opinions with an inbuilt system. That means that the sight is like 4chan if someone gave the shitposters the ability to keep score

>>17376448
I want My waifu to het a pleasure rune on her tongue. So that I can make her cum just from kissing.

>>17376533
>So that I can make her cum just from kissing.
The hottest.

>>17376502
Oh, it's a new account. I posted a thing, verified email, and commented on another thing, so I guess it'll work now? Try again maybe.

>>17376279

>Welcome to Dragonia
>Dragon Girls Love You

DO THEY REALLY?

>>17375981
druella (or whatever) dindu nuffin, some other succubus does bad things in her name

>>17376555
I'm fuckin trying lol

>>17376536
A man of great taste I see.

>>17376566
Why not ask them yourself?

>>17376574

I'm scared, dragon girls are strong and powerful. They don't want anything to do with me.

>>17376555
>>17376569
Fuck off with your /soc/shit already, this isn't a dating site.

You can chat on imgr?

>>17376569
Your comment appears, but I don't see the chat stuff for some reason.

>>17376584
Can I kiss you Anon?

>>17376585
Yeah, always have

>>17376584
Do you need a hug?

Now I want to sneak one onto my Hatter's tongue and surprise her when she has a very rare break of composure by suddenly cumming just from our morning makeout session!

>>17376302
>pic related
Diaperfags out.

>>17376610
Oh you.

>>17376590
We'll just exchange there until it stops being a bitch lol

>>17376448
I'm not much for pleasure runes or tattoos in general, but my waifu, my daughteru and I might all get teeny tiny matching ones at the backs of our throats so our oral fixations are a little easier to satisfy.

>>17376607
Er, referring to >>17376533

>>17376475
That level of muscles is acceptable on such an otherwise girly girl. Didn't expect what that guy described to actually look good.

>>17376616
Same here.

>>17376620
That level of muscles is extreme for a non-steroid-using female.

>>17376610
I can't wait till summer is over and you little shits are back in school.

>>17376628
Extreme?
More like extremely cute!

Will I find any flat chested dragons in Dragonia?

>>17376638
no.

>>17376590
Use the discord link that was commented.

>>17376638
I hope not.

>>17376633
Non-roidin' girls cannot become uncute. Even slightly roid-y girls can be very cute.

>>17375558
Well, that's what you get for posting it early on a weekday.

Good work. Indrick just isn't getting a break. It's going to suck when the Order returns to fighting the monsters.

>>17376642
>>17376640

Why no love for flat dragons?

>>17376641
Big buff onis are for muscle massages and tender loving.
Or rough boning till they ahego.

I like flat chest dragons because they can fly faster than titty monster dragons that can't even hover because their tits are too heavy

>>17376661
I prefer perflat hummingbird harpies.

>>17376658
Probably voiced by rie kugimiya

>>17376669
That makes me

>>17376671
>flat dragon voiced by rie
Would fuck silly until she made double peace signs and admits she's a mere lizard. Especially if she looked like Louise.

>>17376669
Smol and fast bird

>>17376684
>Can literally hover in place
Think of the applications. Think of being ridden by her while she's hovering above you. You'd need to be a real quickshot to give her enough energy to keep going, though.

How would you feel about a LARGE monkey taking you to the top of a building demanding the military stop her?

>>17376694
Fuck off.

>>17376669
Hummingbird harpies would be extremely tiny. Even if they were loli sized, their wings would beat with such speed and strength they'd be causing miniature wind storms wherever they went.

>>17376694
Why would I be interested in your mom?

>>17376706
Any math or science guys want to confirm this?

>>17376706
Hummingbird harpy wingjobs when?

>>17376706
At least they aren't bee girls who scientifically can't fly

>>17376724
We figured out how bees fly a decade ago.

>>17376728
It's a joke I know the reason is because when doing the math if you make the wings of a be rigid then it can't fly but since their wings aren't rigid the math works out

>>17376724
The idea that laws of physics shouldn't allow bees to fly is false, stop making bee girls cry.

>>17376661
I like flat dragons because lolis are the best.

>>17376724
>hey anon
>do you like jazz?

>>17376740
I never said loli i said flat. Loli dragons are shit full grown adult dragons with flat chests are best

>>17376749
You're gross

>>17376749
Fladult is justice.

>>17376713
If you want to go by real world physics, then for a harpy to fly at all, her wingspan would need to be crazy big. And she'd need to be impossibly light too. It wouldn't be possible with anything approaching human bone and muscle structures, but both of those would need to be several times stronger than a human, too.

>>17376722
Your dick would probably be turned into a fine paste from the force of the wingbeats.

>>17376762
She can do it gently, anon. No need to go full force.

What about bird of prey Harpies?

>>17376771
Extremely good.

>>17376747
Do not show bee girls the bee movie

>>17376767
Then I guess it depends on how stiff a hummingbird's flight feathers are. I don't really know what they feel like, so that'd be the defining factor in how good it'd feel.
Basically just imagine a whole bunch of tiny feathers rubbing all over your dick, you pervert.

>>17376779
>The Bee Movie but every time someone says the word "bee" you get raped and milked dry by a swarm of beegirls

>>17376786
172 rapes

>>17376793
Is that actually how many times they say the word "bee" in that movie?

>>17376786
>>The Bee Movie but every time someone says the word "bee" you get stung in the dick

>>17376798
I think it might be 173 but yeah there are about 170 to 175 bees

>>17376804
Please do not confuse bees with shitty wasps.

Ok guys heres a Dorome story of a young farmer trying to help a poor girl made of mud out. Hope you enjoy it.
https://pastebin.com/ejjdXFXw

>>17376828
Thank you anon

>>17376828
God bless you anon

>>17376749
Loli dragons are great, don't you want the cutest mere female lizards?

>>17376836
>Somewhere, a Black Dragon is autistically screeching

>>17376828
Good man

>>17376828
I like it, it's mostly good except for the dialogue, which isn't very good. Keep at it!

>>17375749
They say The Drink is much like life, no two people tasting the same flavor. While the strange, black ichor-like beverage does have some odd effects like women becoming monsters, and men having increased sexual passions and vigor, many consumers report feeling generally happier with their lives. One famous event occurred at the date of [ Redacted ] in [ Redacted ]. A pair of strangers, having both consumed The Drink from the same vendor only to pause in the street once they noticed each other. All that's known for taste is that they're happily celebrating their after-nuptial honeymoon and are expecting a trio of daughters.

>>17376865
Oh god I know. I reread my stories and I can feel the cheese but I cant seem to figure out how to fix it. Can you recommend me some good stories to read so i can get a feel on how to improve? Other than that im glad you all liked it!

>>17376804
Hornets and wasps don't mutilate their mates, that's for bees, spiders and caterpillars they abduct

>>17376722
https://youtu.be/_uEfmQt34Nc

>>17376828
Are Doromes the cutest girls? Who can say.
I can. And I say they are.

>>17376881
>Can you recommend me some good stories to read so i can get a feel on how to improve
John Steinbeck, Stephen King, and Sinclair Lewis are three writers you can look at for tips on improving your dialogue.

>>17376889
>that's for bees, spiders and caterpillars they abduct
Pls no yuri guro

>>17376903
I think they call that yu-gi-ro.

>>17376903
This MG land anon, they probably force them to babysit or get bullied by the wasp and her kids

>>17376903
Does it count as futa if they're forcing the poor girls to use their mouths pleasure their stingers under threat of being stung in the back of the throat?

>>17376901
Stephen King is a big hell yes for dialogue but a big fuck no for pacing. His older books like The Shining, It, and even Carrie make Anonymoose's long overdue to finish story look like a fucking walk in the park.

>>17376935
Didn't he write an orgy involving kids in one of his books?

>>17376967
That was in It near the end, it was the 1958 Ritual of Chüd, so yes. It was actually more of a gangbang since they all had sex with Beverly.

>>17376669
https://pastebin.com/KczLjkvx

>>17376918
I find this image very amusing. Wasps are so terrible to be around, even for each other, that they don't even want to take care of their own kids.

>>17376870
this needs to be a story

>>17376845
Tsundere black dragon loli

>>17377011
>posting HIM
rrrrRRRRREEEEEEE

>>17376828
Your dialogue is cringe-worthy, but ti's nice to see the Dorome getting some love. You should read more books and such and try to figure out how to write natural sounding dialogue.

And please don't ever use the word "mister" again.

>>17377033
Too busy drowning in self-loathing and liquor to care to do it. You could easily bribe Losenis to do it with either a hat or a picture of Victoria, though. Cum-filled in the case of the former. The more pungent the smell the better the attractant.

>>17376204
She's probably anywhere from 3 to 100, and made out of Slime.

>>17377048
Losenis is doing his story, but I'll keep that in mind

>>17377048
>Victoria
is the real villian

>>17377062
Hello hi gib lims

>>17377045
Noted thank you anon will do trust me I agree. Also dont use mister got it

>>17377074
>Noted thank you anon will do trust me I agree. Also dont use mister got it
>forgets any sort of punctuation
No anon. Bad.

>>17377066
Victoria did nothing wrong

>>17377073
I have no lilims to give you

>>17377066
No kidding. Yeah the attempted assassination was a bit fucked up, if understandable, but Indrick has proven himself a hero countless times since. His reward is an existential crisis and the understanding that he's going to have to back to trying to kill all the MGs he's been fighting besides.

>>17377098
[cries in lilim]

>>17377062
better practice to keep that in mind than expect shit writers like beast and shoggocks to get gud

>>17375610
I'm sure some friendly Yetis and Wendigos will save me

>>17377101
Ｗｈｙ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ．．．？

>>17377097
She's made no attempt to better understand humanity, although we haven't seen much of her thoughts or perspective. Indrick did the thing he did in the last chapter, what has she done? I feel like Indrick is throwing his soul through the gauntlet while Victoria watches from the sidelines.

>>17376104
>Automaton in flat, monotone voice
>"This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku"

>>17377105
Beast did nothing wrong.

>>17377048
I still don't get the hat meme.

>>17377118
It's unfortunate that guessing a Devils/Demons age is a complete shot in the dark.

>>17377113
I'll admit, I have struggled a bit to understand exactly what's going on in the inner dialogue bits.

>>17377134
It's just the narration turning from 3rd person into a "narrator berating a character" 2nd person as his mind is eroded by the affliction.

>>17377130
It's a joke from the circlejerk

>>17377041
It's a damn good piece of writing, though.

>>17377138
TFT or Discord?