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Dogs are cute.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17365559
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>>17365557
Dammit was just about to make a thread with that exact image.

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>>17365557

>> No.17365565

>>17365557
Wow anon, that was really fast.

I'm flattered that you chose my Kobolds for the OP.

>> No.17365568

>>17365557
I gotta say, this is a damn cute commission and KDF's family look really nice.

>> No.17365570

>>17365557
This one is actually a really cute and nice drawing. Removing the latex made it infinitelly better and I can finally see how cute they are.

>> No.17365572 [DELETED] 
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Might as well post this here too.
Happy belated B day less!

>> No.17365573
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17365573

Do Wurms have reverse scales? Or was that just a Ryu thing

>> No.17365579

Maids are olev

>>17365557
Cute doggos.

>> No.17365582 [DELETED] 

>Muda Muda... Anon... your 『Pelvis』 stands no chance against my power

sorry

>> No.17365584

>>17365557
Why are kobolds so cute

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Might as well post this here too.
Happy belated B day less!

>> No.17365590

>>17365573
On a molecular level, every scale on a wurm is a reverse scale.

>> No.17365591

>>17365573
It's just a Ryu thing. If all dragons had it their husbands would be in danger.

>> No.17365597

>>17365573
Smart Wurm is smart?

>> No.17365596

>>17365557
An actual non lewd KDF commission? Finally, how long did it take you to get one like this instead of a kinky one?

>> No.17365601
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>Muda Muda... Anon... your 『Pelvis』 stands no chance against my power

sorry

>> No.17365604

>>17365570
Choosing an artist who isn't shit also helps.

>> No.17365605

>>17365601
Why though?

>> No.17365608

>>17365570
After seeing them both in regular clothes I'm not sure if I can blame the madman.
>>17365587
It was his birthday? Happy belated birthday to the shitposter.

>> No.17365611

>>17365438
>>17365487
>novel
Wow, it's fucking nothing. 2-3 pics at best

>> No.17365614

>>17365557
Wow, that's pretty cute

>> No.17365615
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>> No.17365616

Hey guys, I'm thinking about commisioning a daki of my waifu, but I don't know who I should ask.

Can /mgt/ give me a recommendation?

>> No.17365622

>>17365596
You mean ones without any latex or lewd accessories since I started getting commissions? Just over exactly a year.

>> No.17365632

>>17365601
Is this a reference to something? It feels like it is but I can't quite place my finger on it.

>> No.17365638

>>17365616
Loen is good for dakis but he's currently dead. You could try asking Mono but I'm pretty sure he's closed due to overwatch consuming his soul.

>> No.17365640

>>17365604
True.

>>17365608
Daughteru dicking is still shit.

>> No.17365646
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I just remembered someone here once said that japanese Jack the Ripper looks like a loli lich. I can totally see it.

>> No.17365649

>>17365622
Took you long enough.

>> No.17365651

>>17365616
https://my.mixtape.moe/gsfvsd.xlsx

Here's an incomplete list of artists which got made ages ago.

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>>17365605
I got bored anon, really really bored. Started browsing through my wurm folder and saw pic related.

>>17365632
Its just a dumb jojo reference.

>> No.17365670
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It would be difficult, and probably require alcohol, but I would confess by desire to serve and be protected by her divine person. The same with my other wives. Ranting about suicidal tendencies, broken psyches, hedonistic tendencies, and generally brwaking down into tears would also ensue as I try to deny my worthiness, but I hope they'd see that as cute otherwise and do their best to promote self improvement. In the very least I'm good at philosophical discussions.

>> No.17365675 [DELETED] 

>>17365557
Fuck off KDF.

>> No.17365681 [DELETED] 

>>17365675
It's a perfectly good image you pigeonfucker.

>> No.17365684

>>17365670
Ironic then, that the only philosophical question that matters is whether or not you should kill yourself.

>> No.17365688

>>17365665
>4chan file name
>KDF
It's not like he has the original or anything.

>> No.17365689 [DELETED] 

>>17365675
Your little vendetta really needs to stop. OP isn't even KDF.

>> No.17365691 [DELETED] 

>>17365675
>Quite obviously an Anon posting the image from last thread

Your blind hate has, in this case, actually blinded you.

>> No.17365692

>>17365670
>but I would confess by desire to serve and be protected by her divine person
Oh anon, I'm sure she'd be happy to-
>The same with my other wives
I just a dragon die inside with pure disgust.

>> No.17365697 [DELETED] 

>>17365675
What the hell, man? That's probably the best commission he's gotten by a long shot.

>> No.17365698

>>17365587
>>17365608
Yeah, it was yesterday.
So a cat cupcake for the no pan angel.

>> No.17365699 [DELETED] 

>>17365688
Someone managed to quote the wrong post >>17365675

>> No.17365700 [DELETED] 

You KDF defense force fags fuck off too.

>> No.17365707 [DELETED] 

>>17365700
It's time to stop.

>> No.17365708 [DELETED] 

>>17365700
Your quest for (You)s ends here.

>> No.17365711 [DELETED] 

>>17365700
Nothing wrong with the image in the OP you twat. You're the one who brought up KDF.

>> No.17365710 [DELETED] 

>>17365700
Only a Sith deals in absolutes, Anon.

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>>17365646
Jack is cute

>> No.17365717 [DELETED] 

>>17365700
Of course. Because how dare you be drowned out by the voice of reason, right?

>> No.17365720 [DELETED] 

>>17365711
>>17365710
>>17365708
>>17365707
give him all the (you)s that will stop him

>> No.17365727 [DELETED] 
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>>17365720
Sorry.

>> No.17365732

>>17365715
I wish I had the screencap from /a/ of that post explaining why little girls with big hips are the best.

>> No.17365733

>>17365646
CUTE LICH
Would molest for centuries.

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>> No.17365739
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>>17365684
It really is, but I already have concluded that death is not a cessation of dhukka and therefore completely pointless in alleviating suffering.

>> No.17365740

>>17365670
Why do you cheat on your dragon, anon?

>> No.17365744

>>17365557
pups got big ears.

>> No.17365750

>>17365738
Is this an official bord cafe thing, or fanmade?

>> No.17365753 [DELETED] 

>>17365711
>>17365717
Go ahead, keep defending that pedo diaperfag.

>> No.17365754 [DELETED] 

>>17365720
If I really wanted to start a (You) war I'd say something along the lines of I wish Bob posted here or that Shoggocks actually wrote lolis more. Or even that people liked the OC Lilims more since most of the authors are benign to begin with.

>> No.17365761

>>17365616
Must be nice having a set waifu

As for me
>Find possible waifu late one night
>Download every decent pic of her on the image sites
>Fantasize about every aspect of her
>Try not to cry, cry a lot
>Fall asleep, imagine cradling her in my arms
>Wake up alone
>Look at pictures of her
>Feel nothing
>Repeat about once a month or so

I'm the real monster

>> No.17365767

>>17365740
I don't consider it cheating if its consented by all parties involved so that I may use my wretched person to spread as much love and joy to others, and eventually heal their wounds.

>> No.17365769 [DELETED] 

>>17365753
At this point your continued autistic rage is far worse than anything KDF has done.

>> No.17365770

>>17365761
You sound like you need a yandere, anon.

>> No.17365778

>>17364090
Explain that I've never been fond of strip clubs or the dancers that work at them

>> No.17365781

>>17365770
A fair few of those were yanderes, anon.

>> No.17365782

>>17365767
Is she not enough for you then?

Putting dragons in harems is one of the worst crimes you can do.

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>>17365750
fanmade

>> No.17365785

>>17365770
what everyone needs is for 2d girls to become real

>> No.17365789

>>17365761
I'm familiar with this. I've come to the conclusion that I will never have a waifu.

>> No.17365794

>>17365789
know that you aren't alone in your depression

>> No.17365795

>>17365557
Anyone have purified succubi? Fallen angels are super common but no one likes ascended succubi

>> No.17365801
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Is your elf wife able to protect you from bullies?

>> No.17365804

>>17365801
>wife
I don't follow.

>> No.17365807

>>17365801
depends how you look at it.
she can't prevent me from getting bullied but she helps me let of steam by furiously fucking her

>> No.17365808

>>17365587
Draw more cat traps and knotty hellhound

>>17365801
No she just gets raped a lot

>> No.17365811
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>>17365733
I want to cop a feel of a loli liches everything while small kuudere moans barely escape her lips.

>> No.17365813

>>17365808
>Letting your elf wife get raped by your bullies
Anon, no!

>> No.17365814

>>17365738
Harpies are too comfy

>> No.17365815

>>17365801
Elves can't even protect themselves from being bullied, how can I expect them to protect anyone else?

>> No.17365816

>>17365778
>Not taking her up on the offer
>Not hitting the club, dressed to kill
>Not getting her to buy you over $100 in drinks
>Not letting the alcohol do its work
>Not becoming the long, tan, and handsome gaijun who gets all the girls
>Not attracting the attention of the mofu Yakuza that runs the joint
>Not ending up taking shots atop Tokyo Tower with a nine-tailed ojou-sama
Weak

>> No.17365818

>>17365813
>Replying

>> No.17365823

>>17365813
He needs to get huge to save his waifu from the yuri.

>> No.17365824
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Welcome to the Succubi Dating Site. Here you can pick any of our girls, they're all eager to find a husband and have no problem sharing you with others of their kind.

Please choose between 1 and 5 girls and they will travel to your location as soon as possible. Don't worry about paperwork, we will do it for you.

Hard mode: Give each of them an archetypical personality (tsundere, yandere,
dandere, etc)

>> No.17365826

>>17365782
No, rather I'm not enough for them, but hope to satisfy all their desires and assist in their goals and dreams, while providing right love and action. I see myself as less of a center in a harem situation, but as more of the fulcrum that binds them all to right action and right love, coordinating their efforts towards what is good in life.

>> No.17365828

>>17365801
I really love that design,90s style JRPG armor gets me every time.
>>17365808
>No she just gets raped a lot
Realistically this is what would happen but fuck realism in 2d stuff.

>> No.17365829

>>17365557
Tummy rubs

TUMMY RUBS

>> No.17365831

>>17365824
Can i choose none? I'm incredibly racist towards succubi.

>> No.17365840

>>17365824
No thanks, I already have a waifu.

>> No.17365842

>>17365801
She just kinda bullies me for being a human and tells me how lucky I am she is around. Kinda weird cause she just started following me after I found her village by accident and she chased after me.

>> No.17365844

>>17365824
I'll just take the Wiz, please. Make her extra gentle and yan.

>> No.17365845

>>17365824
3rd and 9th on the second row and 10th on the 4th row. Brown harems best harems.

>> No.17365849

>>17365826
>but hope to satisfy all their desires and assist in their goals and dreams
That's how you instantly fail. The best course of action here is to stay faithful to one girl and let the others get their husbands. Everyone will be more happy and good.

>> No.17365850

>>17365601
Sorry again, last one

>Humans should spend their lives trying to attain 'Pandemonium'

http://imgur.com/a/89Pcs

>> No.17365856

>>17365823
>Yuri
Poor, innocent anon.

>> No.17365864

>>17365824
I want the blue hostess girl on the right hand side, and only her. She's perfect.

>> No.17365873

>>17365856
It's a horrible experience to get pinned down and forced to watch other girls make your waifu eat them out and scissor her until they're all satisfied and then have to try to console her empty-eyed, silently crying husk, only for it to happen again just as soon as she's almost healed.

>> No.17365877

>>17365873
That's why you get strong enough to beat those other girls in combat, protecting the girl who has suffered due to her efforts trying to protect you.

>> No.17365882

>>17365801
No but my Demonfu does.
She's the only one allowed to bully me.

>> No.17365886

>>17365824
Second row, third from right
Third row, third from right
Fourth row, third from right
Fifth row, fourth girl from left
Fifth row, fourth girl from right

>> No.17365888

>>17365873
Anon, his waifu isn't getting raped by other monster girls. Well, maybe they are in it too, but you get the idea.

>>17365877
The best thing to do is get strong with her. That way you have her back while she has yours.

>> No.17365897

>>17365856
>>17365873
Stop

>> No.17365903

>>17365897
Don't reply to shitposting. Report and ignore.

>> No.17365908

>>17365816
They make me uncomfortable man, and I'm not sure I want to be a criminal

>> No.17365916

>>17365824
Got any purified succubi? What are their personalities?

>> No.17365918

>>17365897
>Stop
You cry out, but they don't listen. They just continue rubbing and shlicking. Their moans echo late into the night as they continue the shameful defilement of your beloved

>> No.17365925

>>17365918
Why are you such a fag? Starved for (You)s?

>> No.17365929

>>17365824
I don't really like any of them except for bluehair on the right. I've always liked horns

>> No.17365944

>>17365925
>Starved for /u/s?
Indeed they are, Anon. Filthy savages, driven by nothing but lust. They'll do anything and everything to get what they want, and they don't who they hurt in the process. You and your beloved wife are just another casualty to their depravity.

>> No.17365958

>>17365929
There's another one with horns

>> No.17365959

>>17365944
Guess it's time for a new wife and a gun

>> No.17365962

>>17365944
This is a symptom of the persistent lack of husbandos. These girls can't find a boy of their own, so they form these sick bands and predate on other girls. I for one would like to reform one such girl, perhaps a Lich.

>> No.17365975

>>17365944
Training arc and turning the bullies into public toilets is the only answer, they need dick to set them straight.

>> No.17365980

>>17365975
I'm a femdomfag but this time I will agree with this plan

>> No.17365983

>>17365962
(You)
Fuck off /u/

>> No.17365992

>>17365980
your first step to becoming a man

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>> No.17365998

>>17365958
But not like hers Anon. Hers are fuller and longer

>> No.17365999

>>17365975
>turning the bullies into public toilets
I hope they'll get put in stocks in various uncomfortable positions on the town square. I also hope that there's at least one bratty loli in the group.

>> No.17366001

>>17365993
How is she supposed to work if she's chained up like that?

>> No.17366004

>>17365992
Please, we don't need to add another shitstorm because of your insecurities.

>> No.17366007

>>17366001
Shes got a tongue dosent she anon? Ok that made me feel bad id never do that.

>> No.17366014

>>17365980
Nothing like evil dykes to bring both sides of the dom spectrum together.
>>17365999
Bratty lesbo lolis are the most dickable of all.

>> No.17366018

>>17365849
Why do I instantly fail anon?

>> No.17366030

>>17366014
>Nothing like evil dykes
Evil is nice, it's the dyke part the shit one

>> No.17366043

>>17366014
Anon pls, they're not lesbians. They're just sexually frustrated and take it out on innocent girls because they can't get to an unprotected boy.

>> No.17366046

>>17366018
Because you could focus on baby making with just one girl instead of just fucking a bunch.

>> No.17366049

>>17366030
Agreed.
>>17366043
They still need rough dickings to correct their ways.

>> No.17366052

>>17366049
>Went from normal NTR to lesbian NTR with vengeance

>> No.17366054

I think I'm turning into a lolicon only writefag and it makes me sad.

>> No.17366057

>>17366049
The good news is that rough dickings will correct their ways guaranteed. Some of them might reform just from insertion, some might need to be cumflated several times, but eventually they'll accept that they can now have what they've always wanted.

>> No.17366078

>>17366054
Nothing wrong with that if you enjoy it.
>>17366057
I volunteer to dick a bratty loli oni.

>> No.17366093

What monsters are the best at footjobs?

>> No.17366094

>>17366078
I'll take the insatiable loli necromancer.
>Deflower and rape a villainous Lich loli
>She doesn't make a sound or make a muscle as you punish her for her misdeeds and enjoy her big, plump hips at the same time
>Finally you can't keep it up anymore and start to leave
>She speaks to you in quiet monotone
>"Mister."
>"Please take me home."
>"I need this every day."
>"Please..."

There's a lot of lolis in this group. It might be nice to have a yan CC in the mix too. Maybe a 30-year-old mojyo Cyclops.

>> No.17366112

>>17366094
The best way to break a lich is by breaking her phylactery. After you've done that she's an easy target.

>> No.17366129

>>17366093
Dark Elves.

>> No.17366130

>>17366112
couldn't you just break her heart?

>> No.17366132

>>17366130
You can do that after she has her emotions and feelings back.

>> No.17366140

>>17366132
or I can just ask to borrow her heart and then dip it liquid nitrogen

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>>17366094
She sounds nice, loli liches are the best liches.

>> No.17366160

>>17366093
Do tentacles count as feet?

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>>17366160
are you seriously asking this?

>> No.17366168

>>17366160
Yes.

>> No.17366179

>>17366166
In my defense some anons might like feet but hate tentacles.

>> No.17366180

>>17366046
But why is it inherently wrong that I worship my doragon along with everyone else? I have enough love for that!
>>17366052
The plot thickens!

>> No.17366190

>>17366179
Those anons don't count.

>> No.17366191

>>17365824
https://my.mixtape.moe/ucllur.png

This chart has needed numbers for a long time.

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Which monstergirls could turn me into a monstergirl?
Which monstergirls would turn me into a monstergirl?

>> No.17366206 [DELETED] 

>>17366195
If you're a woman, all of them.

If you're a guy, >>>/out/

>> No.17366208

>>17366195
for me this kind of fantasy instantly loses its appeal after I come and no longer aroused.

>> No.17366219

>>17366195
you alright? you're repeating yourself

>> No.17366234

>>17366093
Dragons.

>> No.17366240

>>17366180
Everyone can split love and give every girl a tiny bit, but that's a bad thing to do especially with a Dragon.
They are greedy creatures who think of you as the best thing in the world and are willing to give up montains of gold just to have you in her arms. Not only that but they also look down on other species, so sharing you is like throwing the holy grail into a pile of shit.

>> No.17366246 [DELETED] 

>>17366206
I haven't really considered the possibility that girls might browse these threads. Not sure how I feel about the idea of a girl sharing this fetish.

>> No.17366257 [DELETED] 

>>17366246

I feel like any female MGE fan is mostly just into it on a surface level. They might like some of the designs, and the idea of being a powerful monstergirl has some appeal. But they probably won't go down the fandom rabbit-hole of waifu obsession that some of the guys here do.

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>>17366093

>> No.17366261

>>17366093
Big fluffy paw ones
http://i.imgur.com/69Oim4j.png

>> No.17366267

>>17366191
I'm saving it

>> No.17366270 [DELETED] 

>>17366246
There's quite a lot of female artists who are pretty happy drawing monstergirls. Even lewd drawings. There's definitely way more female monstergirl fans than there are female MGE fans, though.

>> No.17366274 [DELETED] 

>>17366257
They're mostly into the cosplay shit for attention whoring

>> No.17366278 [DELETED] 

>>17366257
That one girl that cosplay as rachenera from monster musume made an entire spider body out of fiberglass or something to actually pull it off,
I mean you have really like something to put that much effort into I imagine.

>> No.17366282 [DELETED] 

>>17366246
The types of girls who are into monstergirls aren't the types of girls you'd want to be around.

>> No.17366283 [DELETED] 

>>17366246
It doesn't matter what gender you are, you're scum at heart and that's why you're here. Females can be just as worthless as you or me.

>> No.17366284 [DELETED] 

>>17366240
But my harem consists of other noble born. It's not like I'm loving peasant girls. Also, love is infinite and all powerful anon, it isn't just something that can be split.
>>17366259
Yes.
>>17366257
Thats how I envision it. Maybe they want to rape some guy, but they arent into forbidden love.

>> No.17366286 [DELETED] 

>>17366274
I can say for a fact that some women just like hearing from a group of faceless men, all the slutty things they'd do to different monstergirls.

>> No.17366291 [DELETED] 

>>17366286
For what reason and how do you know that

>> No.17366294 [DELETED] 

>>17366282
why not?

>> No.17366303 [DELETED] 

>>17366294
Dykes, attention whores, and ugly losers.

>> No.17366309 [DELETED] 

>>17366283
Anon if I went missing
That would not show up on the news

>> No.17366311 [DELETED] 

>>17366246
Any actual female who's into monstergirls is probably going to be a nutcase and an attentionwhore like a certain artist, or a shitposter like the faggots who try to push yurishit here from time to time.

>> No.17366312 [DELETED] 

>>17366284
And? She'll still think she's superior, that's what dragons do.
While love may be infinite, time is not. The time that you are spending fucking another girl could be spent with the dragon, and that's where the shit lies. If your harem is full of high ranking girls you won't be having a daughter with any of them either unless you make various trips to the tentacle forest and let the plant cum in their mouths.

>> No.17366316

>>17366195
I dunno, but I wouldn't mind being turned into a slime. Having that morphing ability and using it on a girl sounds pretty fucking fantastic.

>> No.17366317 [DELETED] 

>>17366283
>you're scum at heart and that's why you're here
?

>> No.17366320

>>17366316
>turned into slime
>using it on a girl
Sure. Enjoy sucking dick, /u/fag.

>> No.17366322 [DELETED] 

>>17366283
Women inherently have more worth in society than men.

>> No.17366325
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well this is happening again, ill just take a nap and hope you guys get it out of your systems when I wake up.

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>>17366325
Don't nap, good anons like you are needed to keep stability.

Quick, everyone imagine getting a face full of eel tits and chill out.

>> No.17366334

>>17366320
I don't go on /u/, so no. But feel free to keep on your paranoid crusade.
I'm just saying, having the ability to liquefy and shapeshift at will would make you the ultimate orgasm-giving machine.

>> No.17366340

>>17366334
>But feel free to keep on your paranoid crusade.
It's not like we didn't have people shitposting about it in the thread already, right?

>> No.17366344

>>17366332
What lewd trickery is this? Pretending to help a man up, then pulling him into your bare Unagi breasts?

>> No.17366346 [DELETED] 

>>17366311
It's just the same wish fulfillment from the other side of the mirror, anon. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a hot monster and be able to just take the boy you want, instead of being an useless mojyo who nobody wants and who's too cowardly to be sexually aggressive.

>> No.17366348 [DELETED] 

>>17366346
Not him but we both know that's the minority

>> No.17366350

>>17366094
>>17366157
Don't get loli liches or navs art mixed up in yuri ntr shitposting, thanks.

>> No.17366357 [DELETED] 

>>17366348
Do we? Because I don't have the chart with all the proven statistics on it. Do you have the chart with all the proven statistics on it?

>> No.17366361 [DELETED] 

>>17366348
>that's the minority
but aren't we a minority too?

>> No.17366369 [DELETED] 

>>17366361
I didn't say it was a bad minotiry

>> No.17366371

>3 friends are traveling through a forest heading home from a trip to the next town to buy some things
>suddenly 3 P'orcs appear and block their path
>"Hey hey humans we will let you pass but only if you tell us your wifes favorite meal"
>the first friend replies "my wife loves seafood and steak"
>the second friend says "my wife is a vegetarian so i make us salads most the time"
>the third friend simply says "well im not married so"
>before he is able to finish his sentence the P'orcs are carrying him into the woods while his friends watch is confusion
>days later the third friend returns with 3 new wives to the suprise of his friends

>> No.17366375 [DELETED] 

>>17366361
#monstergirllifematters

>> No.17366377 [DELETED] 

>>17366369
minority*

>> No.17366380

>>17366340
When /u/ isn't just a blank, silent image-only board, it's a hellish splinter of Tumblr. The people who post there genuinely believe that only lesbian relationships should exist, and use words like "hetshit" without a hint of irony. With that said, do you really think any of those people would hang out here on a regular basis, where the environment is the polar opposite to that?
Any trolling being done is likely being done by the same people who always troll here. They'll use whatever ammunition they can get their hands on. NTR, vore NTR stories, yuri NTR. You can probably see a pattern just from that, now that I mention it.

>> No.17366381 [DELETED] 

>>17366346
>wanting to be a hot monster and be able to just take the boy you want
I remember reading a doujin where a girl wished to be get with a guy and was monkey pawed into a monster to take him by force.

>> No.17366383 [DELETED] 

>>17366369
All minorities are bad, especially us.

>> No.17366387 [DELETED] 

>>17366383
Says you

>> No.17366389 [DELETED] 

>>17366361
Everyone's a minority somewhere.

>> No.17366393

>>17366332
>no non human skin at all
>doesn't even bother showing her lower body once
>just a human with some eel fins on her head
Every fucking time with japanese MGE fanart

>> No.17366394 [DELETED] 

>>17366387
Have you seen us? We're pretty horrible.

>> No.17366395 [DELETED] 

>>17366394
Have you seen other places with monstergirl content? We're heaven.

>> No.17366403 [DELETED] 

>>17366348
I'm just glad it's all anonymous down here. Nobody knows you're actually a dog..

>> No.17366405 [DELETED] 

>>17366395
Doesn't that just prove my point? Since we're the best monstergirl-based community, it's pretty obvious that everyone who's interested in monstergirls are the lowest of the low.

>> No.17366409 [DELETED] 

>>17366405
It's a matter of who you compare us with, truly.

>> No.17366421 [DELETED] 

>>17366405
i think it has more to do with the fact that the few 'bad' ppl here spam so many posts they appear as a group and other communities tend to dissolve into circle-jerks

>> No.17366423 [DELETED] 

>>17366409
Anyone who thinks these threads are bad should look at /r/monstergirl and the wiki.

>> No.17366428 [DELETED] 

>>17366421
>Implying this place isn't a circle-jerk

>> No.17366430

Ayy /mgt/
Pls vote pls o7

https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/889197994557550592

>> No.17366431 [DELETED] 
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>>17366405
>we're the best monstergirl-based community,
I wouldn't go that far

>> No.17366434 [DELETED] 

>>17366312
I can still make it work anon. I believe in this with all my heart. Sure, she might get jealous and rape me extra hard ocassionally, but I'll quench those jealous fires for sure!

>> No.17366435 [DELETED] 

>>17366395
Well, of course you're going to say the place you occupy is the best.
That's literally the most subjective, opinion-biased thing you could ever say.

The reality is, this place has a huge number of downsides too.

>> No.17366440

>>17366430
Don't have twitter

>> No.17366441

>>17366430
>smugsmol + shybeeg
>shysmol + shybeeg

Fucking hell snibbu I cant decide. Will the two regular onis be big and muscular?

>> No.17366442
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>>17366430
Even if you forgot, I never did.

>> No.17366444

>>17366430
I don't have a twitter, but put in a vote for 2smug onis

>> No.17366445 [DELETED] 

>>17366435
>>17366431
Show me a better place than this

>> No.17366446 [DELETED] 

>>17366428
this place isn't the worst place trust me

>> No.17366448 [DELETED] 

>>17366421
That wouldn't be a problem if people didn't bite the bait. But without fail, everyone goes after even the most obvious bait.

>> No.17366450

>>17366430
Got no twitter account, sorry snib.

>> No.17366451 [DELETED] 

>>17366445
the other place I go for this (and other things) has been good because people don't know about it, I'm going to be tight lipped about it.

>> No.17366455 [DELETED] 

>>17366448
true but that's more a problem from being on the internet rather then being into MGs

>> No.17366457 [DELETED] 

>>17366451
How convenient

>> No.17366459

>>17366430
>shysmol is winning
>when we could have had 2 smug

>> No.17366460 [DELETED] 

>>17366434
As long as you fuck other girls, no you can't. She'd get used to it though even if it hurt her in the beginning.

>> No.17366462

>>17366459
I would have voted 2smug but I don't have an account

>> No.17366464 [DELETED] 

>>17366445
>>17366446
By who's standard? Because this is totally a matter of subjective preference.
Why are there people who choose to use TFT instead of this site? Because TFT has advantages this place doesn't, and doesn't suffer from the same downsides. Same for every other site. Purely personal taste.

>But all those other people on those other sites suck
"If everywhere you go smells like dogshit, try checking the bottom of your own shoes."

>> No.17366468 [DELETED] 

>>17366464
Bob, fuck off already.

>> No.17366469
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What is the evolutionary purpose of headwings?

>> No.17366476

>>17366078
>>17366078
I mean fuck me dude, I do enjoy lolidom to some extent but if I get back into writing I'm not in the mood to be pegged as a lolicon only.

I blame Suzuka and Yupiel.

>> No.17366477

>>17366469
They're cute.

>> No.17366479

>>17366469
Attracting mates, erogenous zone.

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>>17366469
if they got another set of back wings, i imagine the headwings work as a way of back some precise adjustments to trajectories.

>> No.17366481

>>17366469
Cuteness and holding the lover's head.

>> No.17366482

>>17366469
Attracting males to rub them

>> No.17366486 [DELETED] 

>>17366468
>I don't have a rebuttal
>I'll just call him a shit writefag who left the thread a year or two ago
>That'll show him!
I'll bite. What made you come to that conclusion?

>> No.17366487

>>17366476
How many sluts did those two claim? When will they stop?

>> No.17366497

>>17366480
So you're saying that head wings are basically canards?

>> No.17366510 [DELETED] 

>>17366486
It's a funpos: you're shilling for Bob's gay cult, a thing that nobody sane would do, so it's funny to imply you're Bob, close to the only one with any motivation to do so.

You'll see the same done with toddlers and Quicksilver and so on.

>> No.17366512 [DELETED] 

>>17366460
You act as if it's cheating anon. Come on, I'm sure shed love the other girls!

>> No.17366523 [DELETED] 

>>17366451
>haha theres another place i got to but ill keep it a secret but dont worry it totally exists :^)

>> No.17366529 [DELETED] 

>>17366523
He's probably referring to some sekrit IRC club, so I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.17366531 [DELETED] 

>>17366510
I was just using TFT as one named example. I could've swapped it out for any other place. See the "Same for every other site" sentence.

>> No.17366534

>>17366487
Well I've liked Yupiel for the longest time it's just that I can't see myself writing anything again unless I do a loli story first and it fucking frustrates me, given how polarizing the subject tends to be.

>> No.17366535 [DELETED] 

>>17366512
Right, I'm sure seeing your loved one sleeping with your best friend must feel nice. Monsters like yours need to keep a "Do it for him" sign because boy, it must be hard.

>> No.17366556

>>17366534
I always thought lolidom was extremelly lame but normal loli stuff is fine for me. Seems like you need to get that out of your system.

>> No.17366562

>>17366534
>loli
>polarizing on 4chan or in MGE

>> No.17366566

>>17366534
get it out of your system.
if you're really scared of a backlash i would reccomend making the loli sexualy mature

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>>17366441
They'll at least be /fit/ for sure, altho I'm not sure how /fit/ yet o7

>>17366442
P-plsnobully ;-;7

>> No.17366571

>>17366562
It might be toddler level shit. I can't remember seeing anyone get mad at 10+ year olds.

>> No.17366573 [DELETED] 

>>17366535
Why is love hard anon?

>> No.17366579

>>17366569
>P-plsnobully ;-;7
anon, if i didn't know any better i would say you where an elf

>> No.17366580

>>17366534
How polarizing the story subject is should be your last concern when it comes to wherever or not you should write your story.
If it really fucking matters, just post it anonymously.

>> No.17366584 [DELETED] 

>>17366573
It's easy when it's just one girl. Knowing that she is the one and only for you can make a monster get heart pupils.

>> No.17366588

How does your waifu cope with the fact that you don't exist in her dimension and will never hold her close, brush her hair, and pat her head on those nights where it feels like everything's wrong with the world?

>> No.17366594

>>17366569
Snib I'm going to bully you so hard that it'll make a Cyclops blush with jealousy.

>> No.17366597

>>17366588
Hopefully better than I do.

>> No.17366603
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Read your job contract carefully before signing.
Don't trust any paperwork from a Demon, even if she is your boss.

>> No.17366604

>>17366588
the same as me anon
nihilism

>> No.17366607

>>17366569
Shit, Snib, when I asked "when" I didn't expect the answer to be delivered with a drawing within less than half an hour. You're too good.
When you lick a chocobus, does she melt where your tongue touches her?

>> No.17366609

>>17366588
Primarily by not existing herself.

>> No.17366613

>>17366603
what is this and is there a version without moon runes

>> No.17366614

>>17366603
That forefinger is fucking hilarious in how badly it's drawn compared to everything else.

>> No.17366634

>>17366613
A light novel about a Demon boss
There won't be an english version
Here is a sample of his last light novel: http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ183777.html

>> No.17366640

>>17366569
Headpat the snib

>> No.17366641 [DELETED] 

>>17366584
A group of MGs that all lovingly rape one guy can also cause heart pupils, anon.

>> No.17366642

>>17366634
>Demons don't exist and their games don't get translated
well time to kill myself

>> No.17366663
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Will there be Automaton variants in this?

>> No.17366667 [DELETED] 

>>17366641
Normal sex can cause heart pupils. That one is caused just by thinking about it, it shows that all your love is directed towards her and only her. She is your special monster and there is no one in the same level as her.

>> No.17366679

>>17366663
This artist has stuck with the original MGE designs in all of his works so far

>> No.17366681

>>17366430
Taking commissions?

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Tickle time

>> No.17366747

>>17366663
>tfw no automaton waifu who likes to cosplay as a Zaku unit in the bedroom
Oh hey where'd this bottle of whiskey come from?

>> No.17366749

>>17366734
Oh no. We had so much nice kraken discussions lately, why did this have to happen.

>> No.17366759

>>17366663
it's a light novel.

>> No.17366763

>>17366734
STOP

>> No.17366765

>>17366679
>>17366759
Fug.

>> No.17366766

>>17366734
>deviantart
Of course it is.

>> No.17366769

>>17366734
I don't know what to be angry at first. It's like a three stooges syndrome of disgust, so I end up feeling nothing at all.

>> No.17366771

>>17366588
self-insert into doujins, hug/grind against her daki, adjust her summoning circle, talk to an art fairy

>> No.17366774

>>17366734
Well good bye guys, I've had enough internet for today.

>> No.17366779 [DELETED] 

>>17366667
Heart pupils come from divine love anon. Anyone with enough love, even harems, can have them.
>>17366734
My eyes bleed.

>> No.17366782

>>17366749
I would call the kraken discussion in the previous thread by many adjectives and none of them are "nice"

>> No.17366784

>>17366734
W H Y

>> No.17366791 [DELETED] 

>>17366779
Does that mean that even I, a cynical asshole, can get heart pupils too?

>> No.17366794 [DELETED] 

>>17366464
>TFT has advantages this place doesn't
As somebody who hosts content and lurks in the TFT Discord I can safely say you're full of fucking shit. The only use the site really, truly has going for it is as a story hosting site similar to something like Literotica, and even then you can just e-mail somebody like ELH or post your stories to pastebin in order to be found on the Collection site. Unless you've done something to make yourself anathema to /mgg/ (i.e. somebody like Bob, ThatBollocksWriter, MachineAnon, AlpAnon before he wisened up, NegaWalker, Quicksilver/KDF <-- Most of the time, Sukiru Ikeda) you've only got yourself to blame. While this thread, and by extension, a lot of monster girl communities come off as abrasive and close knit, they'll be pretty quick to call out your faggotry and run you out of town as it were. If you're going to complain about something as inane as the lack of criticism you receive in stories or something of that nature, how about you man the fuck up and take all criticism as valid criticism, even if it's one sentence long. Or grow the fuck up and stop being passive-aggressive shitheel and lurk fucking more.

Getting pretty fucking tired of people comparing the thread to TFT or even MGEWiki when it's actually pretty mellow to the way it used to be several years ago.

>> No.17366795
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>>17366734
Don't mind me, just reminding myself what Krakens are supposed to look like so I don't want to burn myself alive.

>> No.17366798

>>17366734
Just portugese it you dumb faggots.

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>>17366734
Never post again

>> No.17366808 [DELETED] 

>>17366779
>divine love
You said love was infinite, so anyone can do it. What matters then is how you do it.
In harems you can't really say that the girl is special and she's the best thing in the world, so it takes away quite a bit of magic.

>> No.17366814 [DELETED] 

>>17366791
Probably, if raped hard enough til surrender.

>> No.17366819

>>17366588
Depresed potion making.

>> No.17366820 [DELETED] 

>>17366808
if every girl in your harem is the same then you got a shit harem

>> No.17366821

>>17366806
You stop too. I don't wanna think about killing myself today.

>> No.17366822

>>17366806
Is that a Kikimor' nurse?

>> No.17366828

>>17366822
yes

>> No.17366834

>>17366806
What's the story behind this girl?

>> No.17366838 [DELETED] 

>>17366820
Harems are shit to begin with. There is just less shit and more shit.

>> No.17366841

>>17366834
she went on MG threads on the internet

>> No.17366852 [DELETED] 

>>17366794
>If you're going to complain about something as inane as the lack of criticism you receive in stories or something of that nature, how about you man the fuck up and take all criticism as valid criticism, even if it's one sentence long. Or grow the fuck up and stop being passive-aggressive shitheel and lurk fucking more.
Do I focus on the saltiness first, or the baseless accusations first?
If you like one place over another, then that's your opinion. You're welcome to it.
But the way you type makes it seem like the only people who populate other places like TFT are people who've been shunned by the thread. That's obviously not the case, otherwise the population of those sites wouldn't even be in the twenties.

You're literally getting angry over people liking something you don't, or going to a site you don't like for whatever reason. And when someone tells that to you, you discard it as "passive-aggresiveness."
Stop being such an oversensitive child.

>> No.17366857

What monster girls would go to gaming/anime conventions?
What would conventions be like with monster girls?

>> No.17366864 [DELETED] 

>>17366852
>Implying that a good deal of the people who populate TFT aren't people deserving of hate in Bob's Gay Cult

>> No.17366870 [DELETED] 

>>17366405
>>17366445
>>17366431
>>17366529
>>17366523
This is the best monstergirl community, even though I don't think it's very good.
8 ch takes the advanced autismos prevalent in this sight and hands them moderation power. The mods will ban you, permanently, for anything "not mg related", which conveniently is a very elastic clause. Furthermore the whole rule is actually ignored because you can shitpost as much as you like so long as it's shitpost about the things the mods like.
TFT is run by a guy who is biblically butthurt about 4chan. I've seen him ban people just for stating that 4chan was very influential to the MG community. This is especially obvious in the discord. I got tired of that and left after I saw the admin start banning people that disagreed with him.
Wiki is wiki and too messy for my taste
And any of the other 8 ch boards are almost completely abandoned.

>> No.17366873

>>17366857
the second question is easy.
more elaborate/lewd cosplay and ppl having sex in the broom closets

>> No.17366879 [DELETED] 

>>17366870
This

>> No.17366881 [DELETED] 

>>17366794

IMO a certain amount of elitism is good. I'd say the fact that the threads aren't all-inclusive is a strength, at least for the people who don't want to have to pour through futa/yuri/ntr etc. I'm glad that a place like this thread exists, because MGs as a fetish and the internet in general lend themselves to a lot of potentially 'open' communities, where everything is allowed.

It's good that there's a place for those that want to stay relatively vanilla with MG content (which would sound absolutely absurd to an outsider). If occasionally being a bit nasty is necessary to keep it this way, I think it's worth it.

>> No.17366884 [DELETED] 

>>17366870
you forgot to mention the reddit community
it doesn't need an explenation, but they do exist

>> No.17366886 [DELETED] 

>>17366808
>>>17366779 (You)
>>divine love
>You said love was infinite, so anyone can do it. What matters then is how you do it.
>In harems you can't really say that the girl is special and she's the best thing in the world, so it takes away quite a bit of magic.
All harem girls are special in your heart/penis anon.

>> No.17366896

>>17365824
Got any alps?

>> No.17366899 [DELETED] 

>>17366864
Oh, I'm sorry, of course. Of the entire userbase of TFT, including all the writers, artists, commenters, lurkers, and people who just chat, most of them are people who revolve around Bob, or who've been shunned by this thread.
If you haven't already learnt this obvious life lesson, the universe doesn't revolve around you. Nor does it revolve around this site and its events.

>> No.17366904 [DELETED] 

>>17366884
I haven't tried Reddit mg. People meme about Reddit being shit but don't understand why it's shit. Everybody thinks they're just so great, which you totally get on 4chan, but you don't get to burry unpopular opinions through down votes. It's like TFT or /monster/ but someone's keeping score.

I'd love to start my own Mg community, and I've tried, but nobody joins.

>> No.17366908

>>17366857
MGC Comic Con would be fun.
>no Raiju gf who dyes her fur green and orange who goes as Blanca from Street Fucker II
>no Elf and P'Orc bffs who dress as Zelda and Gianna Pork from TLOZ
>no getting ogled by all the nerdy MGs because you came dressed as Zero Suit Samuel from the Metroid series

>> No.17366910 [DELETED] 

>>17366899
But it does seem to give a whole big shit about this thread?

>> No.17366917 [DELETED] 

>>17366510
Bob doesn't even use TFT you stupid fucking faggot. He's there, but has his own secret club.

>> No.17366922 [DELETED] 

What do we think of yuri monster girls?
Centaur no Nayami has some really lewd ones

>> No.17366923 [DELETED] 

>>17366886
Once you start fucking girls just because they make your penis hard everyone is special, and if that's the case no one trully is.
Even if you tone it down with the numbers the feeling remains the same.

>> No.17366925 [DELETED] 

>>17366870
You probably got banned for blogposting.

>> No.17366928 [DELETED] 

>>17366904
i tried one
>someone lost his shit because furries where technically MGs and spammed furry-porn
>got banned for a discusion where i defended MGE

>> No.17366930 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
They're pretty mediocre at best. The only time I can see them being endearing is when they do it with the intention of finding a husband ala Liliraune, or are part of a harem (i.e. Werewolves, Orcs, Goblins, or other canonically harem potential races). I don't particularly care for Bicorns because they get off on being cuckolded before having their man fuck them with the various juices of other monsters on his dick.

If that's your sort of thing, I guess I'm not one to say you can't be happy.

>> No.17366936 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
I don't like yuri. Like, at all. I don't hate yuri- I really only hate REALLY fucking weird fetishes like scat, but I want nothing to do with it.

>>17366925
From TFT or 8 ch? Nope for both, regardless.

>>17366928
...reddit hates mge? How? Why?

>> No.17366938 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
I think you should mcfucking kill yourself.

>> No.17366944 [DELETED] 

>>17366870
And you didn't even mentioned the fetishes from every place

>> No.17366948 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
I'm fine with them and find them really cute but I don't try and force them here or use them as fap fuel, yuri isn't really sexual to me.

>> No.17366952 [DELETED] 

>>17366936
because they're under the impression it's a mindbreak setting and go tumblr on the reverse rape thing
atleast the ones i've talked to

>> No.17366955 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
What are you trying to do

>> No.17366957 [DELETED] 

>>17366936
You're probably one of those butthurt faggots that gets mad when someone abuses spoilers and posts Japanese furries.

>> No.17366958 [DELETED] 

>>17366910
You're saying people outside this thread care about this thread?
No. It'll appear that way to you because you experience things through the filter of this thread, though. It's a form of confirmation bias.
When you hear about other people interacting with or mentioning this thread, it's only because of a go-between that has contact with those other groups and here. But 99% of the time, those other groups do their thing without even a second thought to this place.

If these specific monstergirl threads were to suddenly vanish from 4chan, it would have no impact on the monstergirl fandom (for lack of a better word, because "fandom" is a real shitty word to use there) as a whole, besides a small handful of people migrating to various different sites.

>> No.17366961

If dark matter would hit sweden would they all alp?

>> No.17366962
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>weekend threads

>> No.17366967 [DELETED] 

>>17366944
8 ch is artificially vanilla.
TFT allows weirder shit but still mostly boring.
Wiki jerks off to bad writing.

>> No.17366971 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
(You)

>> No.17366974
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Don't scare the Wendigos

>> No.17366981

>>17366961
no
there are women and immigrants their

>> No.17366987 [DELETED] 

>>17366952
I mean I guess

>>17366957
Nope. Dr. Comet isn't my thing though.

>> No.17366993

>>17366981
*there

>> No.17366995 [DELETED] 

>>17366967
>Wiki jerks off to bad writing.
At least we good standards, even if we got a lower number of writers

>> No.17367000 [DELETED] 

>>17366930

I really like Bicorn's design (the hair, veil, gloves, general coloration etc.) but harems aren't my thing. I'm sure if I really wanted one there would be some silly loophole to let me eschew that, even though she is basically made for harems.

>> No.17367004 [DELETED] 

>>17366987
it was very obvious they read a few wiki profiles and said 'this guy can't write'

>> No.17367005 [DELETED] 

>>17366995
Wiki probably isn't that bad I just don't have a taste for it. I just don't enjoy browsing it.

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>>17366967
>crippledchan is artificial vanilla.

Its more like concentrated autism. People here can post cringe sometimes and furfag tier writing with monstergirls making animal noises, but at least it can clean its palette after a few new threads.

Just don't think that this place is free from sin, it has its autism.

>> No.17367013 [DELETED] 

>>17367000
I mean the only thing I can think that you can do to eschew that is some sort of doppleganger spell or potion for her.

At which point you'd probably cause a quantum singularity of 'ara ara~'

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We should let the teacher cow see our stories

>> No.17367022 [DELETED] 

>>17366995
Though I wish more people wrote.
Would liven up the place.

>> No.17367023 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
I don't see the point really. I don't have any issues with yuri whatsoever, but the main draw to MGE for me is that any schlub like me can get a 10/10 waifu, and they might even have some cool powers. Taking this setting and doing yuri with it is pointless. You might as well just do normal yuri. If it's going to be good, it's not going to be because they're monstergirls.

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>>17367014
>Rata-chan, please read your note to the class

>> No.17367035 [DELETED] 

>>17366922
Depends on the pair.
You can't really go wrong with a monstergirl and human girl, regardless of what kind the MG is.
Otherwise, I think there needs to be a difference between the types for an interesting dynamic to exist.
Like a Hellhound and a Angel or Valkyrie
Or a Wererabbit and a Kobold, for the novelty.
Lich and Wight is already basically a pairing, going by the art of them together.
A Pharaoh and an Anubis could be pretty cute too. Especially with that one Latenight picture in mind.

>> No.17367036

>>17367027

Now the whole class is going to know how I feel about her, woe is me. Who could have ever seen this coming.

>> No.17367037

>>17367027
somewhere an anon is reading a thesis on the historical portal opening

>> No.17367038 [DELETED] 

>>17366923
You just dont understand anon. I love them with all my heart.
>>17366962
Cute.

>> No.17367047 [DELETED] 

>>17367023
>I don't have any issues with yuri whatsoever
The "How to spot someone who's never seen or had to deal with yurifags and doesn't know what all-consuming tumblrcultist cancer looks like" starter pack.

>> No.17367049 [DELETED] 

>>17367022
Had to say that when the occasional shitter pops up to tell some of the Writefag to fuck off.

>> No.17367050
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>>17366579
>>17366594
>>17366640
>asks for no bully
>receives bully
;-;7

>>17366607
I'm glad you like man! l-lewd

>>17366681
Not yet, but soon! I want to mess with the watercolor brushes a bit more before I open up. Maybe in a week or so o7

>> No.17367059 [DELETED] 

>>17367049
>Hard
I should sleep.

>> No.17367062 [DELETED] 

>>17367035
Fuck off back to wherever you came from subhuman retardfaggot.

>> No.17367063

>>17367050
>asks for no bully
>receives bully
>;-;7
are you new to the internet?

>> No.17367068 [DELETED] 

>>17367013

That's actually a really good idea. I mean she isn't my favorite but I definitely wouldn't say no. Though there's also the issue of corrupting her into a bicorn in the first place, but MGE is pretty much the land of opportunity. And sex.

>> No.17367070 [DELETED] 

>>17367047
I guess I really haven't so that's probably why I'm a bit more tolerant compared to most people here.

>> No.17367071 [DELETED] 

>>17367004
Nice art though!

>>17367050
I don't know who you are, but please consider drawing a jinko with reasonably sized paws.
I just... Really like Tigers.

>> No.17367072

>>17366974
How do I scare one in ththe first place?

>> No.17367077 [DELETED] 

>>17367047
There's a world of difference between likng yuri and being a yurifag. The latter is that tumblrcultist cancer you mention who genuinely believe heterosexual relationships are scum.
It's possible to like yuri without falling into that group.

>> No.17367082

>>17367050
Gambatte Snib

>> No.17367084 [DELETED] 

>>17367071
no, the guy was so passionate about hating he called KCs arty shit.
5 minutes later he posted Tio and said 'muh waifu'

>> No.17367085
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Need more stories about women becoming succubi

>> No.17367088
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>>17367072
Give her a bunny outfit and tell her she's on stage in 5

>> No.17367089 [DELETED] 

>>17367047
Is being paranoid. >>17367070 and>>17367077 should ignore him

>> No.17367091 [DELETED] 

>>17367035
Go away

>> No.17367103 [DELETED] 

>>17367071
>I don't know who you are
>...
Fuck off back where you came from.

>> No.17367104 [DELETED] 

>>17367022
>>17367049
I mean, we still have some decent writers, if not passable ones left. Iron_beast and Frosticle are still active from what I recall. I don't remember what happened to Silent_II but he was pretty good as well.

People like that Nacho faggot earlier can fuck off though.

>> No.17367109 [DELETED] 

>>17367085
Need stories about the inverse happening

>>17367103
I came from 4chan Anon.

>> No.17367113 [DELETED] 

>>17367062
Stop trying to start a shitstorm, you baka.

>> No.17367114 [DELETED] 

>>17367038
You love them with all of your heart when their turn to have a go with you comes. The closest you'll get to making a girl trully happy in a harem is if you clone yourself, but even then all they would be getting is a clone.
It's notokay to have a harem, just keep in mind that you could make the girl a lot happier if she was the only one.

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>>17367088

I read that as stage 5.

>> No.17367121 [DELETED] 

>>17367113
>Him
>Not the other guy
Okay

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This corners you in the locker room pick a weapon
>lemon scented pledge spray
>a broom
>a band aid

>> No.17367126 [DELETED] 

>>17367103
He's EMG cancer.

>> No.17367131 [DELETED] 

>>17367113
Talk about pot calling the kettle black.

>> No.17367133

>>17366974
I WILL scare the Wendigos.
I'll put out my pulsating, engorged dick while having a nice conversation with them and begin to stroke it while leaning closer to them and beginning to sniff their hair.

>> No.17367137 [DELETED] 

>>17367121
Do you really think your posts are going to help?
That's a rhetorical question. They're not.

>> No.17367142 [DELETED] 

>>17367077
There's no fence-sitting on yurishit because if you tolerate the so-called "moderates" the cancer will immediedly follow. The only good dyke is a raped one and the only good yurifag is a dead one.

>> No.17367144 [DELETED] 

>>17367137
Why are you complaining about those posts and not about the one who started it? Are you baiting?

>> No.17367154 [DELETED] 

>>17367077
There's also a world of difference between japanese kemono and western furry, but you won't see me talking about the former because I know the later will also try to push it.

>> No.17367155 [DELETED] 

>>17367144
Because he probably started it.

>> No.17367158 [DELETED] 

>>17367113
>>17367137
>defending yurifags
Go die from aids.

>> No.17367163 [DELETED] 

>>17367012

>Josh Graham gets saved by a tribe of monster girls instead of the dead horses

I mean, I'd play it. I'd like to see him teaching peaceful, naive MGs how to defend themselves.

>> No.17367171 [DELETED] 

>>17367125
My dick

>>17367126
Oh stop being a shitposter

>> No.17367184 [DELETED] 

>>17367114
Whatever anon. My harem has eight legs total. We all know what that means.

>> No.17367188

>>17367125

"Are you lost little guy? Where's your mother?"

>> No.17367189 [DELETED] 

>>17367142
>Fence-sitting
>You either have to like this thing 100% or hate it with all your being
Yeah, no. Humans don't work that way. It's possible to like a thing without being a cancerous autist who pushes it to an extreme level.

>because if you tolerate the so-called "moderates" the cancer will immediedly follow
You mean like how the cancerous yurifags have taken over /a/ after all the yuri posted there? Remember when that happened?
Oh wait, it didn't. Because you're talking out your ass.

>> No.17367191 [DELETED] 

>>17367131
>>17367158
He's right though

>>17367163
It ain't hard. Buy a nuke launcher

>> No.17367201 [DELETED] 

>>17367189
Jesus Anon, just ignore him.

>> No.17367202 [DELETED] 

>>17367184
you have 2 centaur wives?

>> No.17367208 [DELETED] 

>>17367184
Means that they won't be able to enjoy you 100% and having a natural daughteru is impossible?

>> No.17367217 [DELETED] 

>>17367144
Because think about it like this. When you ask these two groups to stop, who's most likely to stop?

There's the troll who's posting something for the sake of riling people up. If you ask him to stop, is he going to stop?
There's the person who replies to that troll in an attempt to damage control. If you ask him to stop because he's dragging shit out, is he going to stop?
Obviously, it's more likely the latter is going to stop. Think about it logically for a second, before rushing in blinded by autistic anger or whatever.

>> No.17367219 [DELETED] 

>>17367201
How about you just go back to /u/. You use the "just ignore it" argument every time you try to push yurishit. Just kill yourself faggot.

>> No.17367232 [DELETED] 

>>17367201
Yeah, you're right.
This reeks of the same sort of autism as that guy on a personal crusade against KDF, anyway. Probably not going to be able to reason with him.
My bad.

>> No.17367234 [DELETED] 

>>17367217
neither will stop because they're both equally autistic
think about it logically

>> No.17367248 [DELETED] 

>>17367142
But what about the people who like yuri purely as something to violate and ruin? I get a real kick looking at an image and imagining ways to make the two girls fall.

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>>17367248
NTRfags are always pure garbage no matter how they run it.

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>i heard there was autism afoot in this thread

>> No.17367295 [DELETED] 

>>17367217
The problem is that the trolling is the "pretend to be retarded so actual retards will feel welcome" foundation-undermining kind, assuming it is trolling and not someone being fucking retarded for real.

If you ignore it, the damage in the long run will be a hundred times worse.

>> No.17367310 [DELETED] 

>>17367287
Ewww

>> No.17367335 [DELETED] 

>>17367265
And Momiji is always wonderful no matter what artsyle she's drawn in.

>> No.17367339 [DELETED] 

>>17367265
It's not NTR if they're both happy as monster girl wives of a happy man and get to share his dick.

>> No.17367345 [DELETED] 

>>17367104
Silent is like gandalf, he appears when he needs to.

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>That skindentaion
Unf.

>> No.17367356 [DELETED] 

>>17367335
That's not true
She's hard to fuck up though

>> No.17367361 [DELETED] 

>>17367104
>TFW I thought he was just called Beast

>> No.17367363 [DELETED] 

>>17367339
>It's not NTR if they're mindbroken into loving it
That's the plot of every NTR doujin which exists.
So it's still NTR. And it's still trash.

>> No.17367373 [DELETED] 

>>17367356
If there's an artstyle bad enough to ruin Momiji, then it's not a style any more. It's a mistake.

>> No.17367386 [DELETED] 

>>17367109
that alp shit has gotten a bit out of hand man.

>> No.17367409 [DELETED] 

>>17367386
What? No I mean depraved and unreliable succubi being turned into loyal angelic/paladin waifus

>> No.17367413

>>17365464
>>Loli faggotry writers
>>In /mgg/
>[ Laughs in Losenis ]
I'm here, what?

>> No.17367417

>>17367354
>implying that isn't an alp

>> No.17367420

>>17367413
hello

>> No.17367423 [DELETED] 

>>17366967
How is something artificially vanilla?

>> No.17367437

>>17367354
Those are some fucking rocing tits.

>> No.17367441

>>17367420
hello

>> No.17367443 [DELETED] 

>>17367423
Banning anything that is perceived as "deviant"while being deviant as shit

>> No.17367448 [DELETED] 

>>17367104
I'm starting to get done with a story after a few months, but I don't know if I want to continue writing here, apart from maybe greentexts. The amount of shitters is the same whether it's pastebins or greentext, and there's almost zero engagement with pastebins.

>> No.17367450 [DELETED] 

>>17367345
He's also intimidatingly good at writing.

>> No.17367457

>>17367420
>>17367441
delete this

>> No.17367480 [DELETED] 

>>17367450
Who, Silent_II? They're alright, but they're very tell instead of show, with not much style to their writing.
They might be able to write their stories with no grammatical errors, but that's nothing special.
They're not on some plateau of godlike writing ability, so don't be intimidated by what he puts out. If you're mildly creative, well-read, and critical of your writing, you can reach and surpass that level with a little bit of practice.

>> No.17367495 [DELETED] 

>>17367423
You know those autists who always scream when people talk about lolis, or doppelganger potions, or cry when people talk about actually liking the monster bits on monstergirls? The people who are so hypersensitive and closeted that they believe that anyone who puts anything near their ass is immediately gay?
Imagine those autists, but put them in a moderation position. That's what artificially vanilla means.
Though the irony of calling one place out for that in this thread isn't lost on me. The only difference is that here, those autists aren't in power. They're just loud.

>> No.17367520 [DELETED] 

>>17367495
now I know your full of shit since they have a dedicated loli thread

>> No.17367523 [DELETED] 

>>17367495
I really like how you equated lolis with pegging there, my man.

Spoilers: that statement might have contained sarcasm

>> No.17367532 [DELETED] 

>>17367495
What's wrong with lolis and monster parts.

Doppel potion is shit though

>> No.17367548 [DELETED] 

>>17367480
I can safely say that I've plateau'd and probably have no chance of improving when compared to Silent_II.

>> No.17367549
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Is it worth it for ded writefags to come back?

>> No.17367550 [DELETED] 

>>17367532
>Doppel potion is shit
>Not wanting to take all of your Queen Slime waifu on various dates across town all at once.

>> No.17367557 [DELETED] 

>>17367520
>>17367523
>>17367532
It's just an example. I'm not >>17366967, but I'm explaining what he may have meant. I don't have any issues with any of those things I talked about, either. Preferences for and against, maybe, but that doesn't matter either way.
I'm not talking about me, but the sorts of things the vanilla only autists typically will bitch about.

>Doppel potion is shit though
That's neither here nor there. Unless you're one of those people who bitch every time it's brought up.

>> No.17367564 [DELETED] 

>>17367557
But your example was wrong

>> No.17367566

>>17367549
I don't read as much stories as I used to but i think so. But only do it because you want to, not because you feel you ought to.

>> No.17367568

Everybody press F5

>> No.17367571

>>17367354
The more KC's style evolves, the softer he draws her girls
Soon even petite slim species will have skindentation

That booklet will be filled with neat information about Succubi and since all MGE species are closely related to them, you could apply your favorite traits to any species you like as well (as long as it doesn't contradict their profile)

>> No.17367575

>>17367568
I had to outright check Warosu to see that the posts were deleted. Oops.

>> No.17367589

>>17367549
Worth it? "Worth" is subjective, it depends on what the writefag wants from the place but there's always going to be at least a few people who read their stories.

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>>17367354
Redrawn profile lilim when, though? The skill jump between the profile lilim and this one is already undeniable, what will be his skill level when he chooses to redraw the profile?

soft lilim tiddies tho

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>Hey kid
>wanna fluff?

>> No.17367594

>>17367589
>what a writefag wants from the place

I only want anon's to be happy when they read my stories

>> No.17367598

>>17367571
I want to see KC's art loli versions of some profiles with those hips and thighs.

>> No.17367601

>>17367594
I only want anons to suffer when they read my stories before they become happy once they get to their promised happy ending

>> No.17367602

>>17367592
I want to milk you like a Holstaur.

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>>17367592
Sure

>> No.17367613

>>17367594
It seems that these days the only people who remember me are weirdo shitposters. I don't really want to interact with those people, so I was thinking it might be better to stay as a used-to-be-popular has-been. I can't really post the story anonymously, since it's about an established character.

>> No.17367622 [DELETED] 

>>17367601
Thank you Losenis

>> No.17367626

>>17367594
That's not a bad goal, I'm usually happy with any new content so whatever you write I'll gladly give it a go. The thread as a whole is rather starved lately so you've got a good shot at pleasing a few people.
Who are you anyway?

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>>17367602
Titty foxes are truly wonderful.

>> No.17367635

>>17367626
I'd rather not say as of fears and insecurities, I'm really sorry anon

But I have posted stories here! And will continue to do so in the future!

>> No.17367648

>>17367592
Not falling for that gateway drug, as enticing as it looks.

>> No.17367671

>>17367648
Come on, just one won't hurt.

>> No.17367691 [DELETED] 

>>17367622
F-For what?

>> No.17367717 [DELETED] 

>>17367691
I'm so thankful we met.

>> No.17367724 [DELETED] 

>>17367717
Who are you?

>> No.17367727 [DELETED] 

>>17367724
Your worst nightmare.

>> No.17367734 [DELETED] 

>>17367727
3DPD?

>> No.17367738 [DELETED] 

>>17367734
yes

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>>17367738

>> No.17367744

Does this look like /soc/ to you retards?

>> No.17367753 [DELETED] 

>>17367744
Blame this misogynist, I was just jumping in to shitpost and he made it all weird.

>> No.17367755
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MGs in the 1950s

>> No.17367759

>>17367755
MG Tijuana Bibles.

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>>17367755

>> No.17367783

>>17367761
You must've misposted.
>>>/e/

>> No.17367786

>>17367783
Looks like a mage to me. For all we know she could be a monster!

>> No.17367795 [DELETED] 

Just went to the alp wiki comments. Just as degenerate as i thought it was...
>oh, they turn into women. Having monsterboys will attract lots more into the fandom.

>> No.17367803 [DELETED] 

>>17367795
>wiki
what wiki?

>> No.17367807
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>>17367786
>Hurr here's a random picture of whatever the fuck
>But it's totally a monstergirl in disguise

Fuck off.

>> No.17367810 [DELETED] 

>>17367803
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alp

>> No.17367813
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>>17367783
>>17367807
>this nigga

>> No.17367816

>>17367786
It's kind of silly how there's an MGE girl that has literally no monster parts. Atleast KC made her cute.

>> No.17367820

>>17367813
You being willfully dense? The only reason she's even allowed here is because she's a part of MGE.
She's not a monstergirl. If KC hadn't made her, she wouldn't be posted here. Or shall I start spamming images of Rin from Fate too? She's a mage, after all.

>> No.17367832

>>17367820
What crawled up your poop chute?

>> No.17367833
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17367833

If your bug asks you if she looks good with her new clothes on, you better damn say that she looks great.

>> No.17367834

>>17367832
Retards who don't know how this site and thread works, apparently.

>> No.17367837 [DELETED] 

>>17367810
wow seems there is a wikia for everything,
kind of weird though, since mge is encyclopedia already

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>>17367820
I bet you complain about foxes too.

>> No.17367845

>>17367591
Do you mean as a generic profile Lilim or Druella? Because that's who that is.

>> No.17367850
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>>17367845
Generic profile lilim

>> No.17367852

>>17367816
The selling point is what should be a normal woman having the extreme lust and corruptive nature of something like a Demon.

>> No.17367856

>>17367843
Anything that isn't a monster with a human girl for a hat isn't a true monster girl.

>> No.17367872

>>17367850
KC stated in a making-of that he disliked redrawing profiles because he wants the art from the printed copies of MGE1 to be the official ones and not be obsolete
The few profiles he updated were because he was missing the original files

>> No.17367876

>>17367872
>Redrawn lilim never
There is no God.

>> No.17367878

>>17367761
Darn fluffy haired half-succubi!

>> No.17367882

>>17367872
That's a shame. There are still some that look out of place compared to what he draws now.

>> No.17367889

>>17367872
>We will never get an updated slug, large mouse, imp, bee, hornet, werebat, or fairy.

Fucking RIP

>> No.17367891

>>17367872
>>17367876
>>17367882
However, even if he doesn't change the profile pic that doesn't stop him from drawing another Lilim again

>> No.17367897 [DELETED] 

>>17367837
>those comments

>> No.17367904

>>17367889
Nobody in their right mind likes Giant Slugs anyway.

>> No.17367905

>>17367889
I want tubby large mice to cuddle and give cheese.

>> No.17367912

>>17367904
They're okay. Kind of like a sturdier dorome or slime.

>> No.17367913

>>17367014
A hakutaku looking over my writing would be nerve-wracking considering I have like, only one story that isnt childish in quality. She'd probably bash that one cus its not about a hakutaku though.

Maybe if I wrote a story about a hakutaku punishing her student, she'd be bribed into giving me extra credit.

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>>17367905
Me too my friend, thats the fuckin' dream.

By the way, do you think dormice retain the pack-like characteristics of the large mouse? Because a pack of lazy, sluggish, chubby dormice sounds just as heavenly as a pack of energetic and mischievous large mice.

>> No.17367924

>>17367549
>Haven't posted anything in two years
>Finally start working on chapter 2 now that my life is sorta in order.
>Read this
>Feel Sad

>> No.17367926

>>17367920
I hope so.

That would be a comfy cuddle pile that one could never leave.

>> No.17367928

>>17367891
I don't know how well the Cheshire doujin was received, but KC enjoyed drawing it and wanted to do more
Perhaps, one day we'll get a doujin featuring of the first 10 Lilims we don't know of yet
As for the specific design of the profile Lilim, I don't see a realistic scenario where he would need to draw her again

>> No.17367933

>>17367924
I need you to be parkedbuggy. Please tell me this.

>> No.17367936
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>>17367924

You can do it, keep going!

>> No.17367942

>>17367936
>tfw I've forgotten this drawfags name

>> No.17367948

>>17367933
I am parked buggy. Sorry, I lied. I was just doing what you asked me to. ;_;

>>17367942
Well clearly that is a leanen sidhe you silly head

>> No.17367956

>>17367948
>;_;
>silly head

You've been posting shit like this for the entire thread. Where the fuck did you come from?
Wheverer it is, go back.

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>>17365557
Someone draw my wife being 100% dere or embarassed

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>>17367956
I'm from the other side of your pillow, anon.

I watch you masturbate.

>> No.17367975

>>17367948
My heart is broken.
>>17367956
Calm down.

>> No.17367986

>>17367975
>The "u mad" defence
You're just as bad. Don't make him think he's welcome here.

>> No.17367996

>>17367986
(you)

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>>17367996

>> No.17368003

>>17367986
You seem in desperate need of a yeti. You okay?

>> No.17368004

>>17367975
But-but I post good stories too, anon.

At least I hope I do.

>> No.17368012

>>17367986
Geez anon, I thought it was okay to use
>;_;
Because snibako used it and nobody bitched about it. You don't have to single me out just because you're butt hurt.

>> No.17368013

>>17367920
I like both of the mice, they're both fantastic. Either Large or Dor.
I'd gladly start huge horde with either species.

>> No.17368017

>>17368013
Be careful anon, mice can reproduce at an alarming rate you don't want massove rat plague to descend upon all of us do you?

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>>17367971
Embarrassed wedding dress Glacies

>> No.17368023

>>17368013
Anon do not horde the monstergirls. Leave some for others please.

>> No.17368029

>>17368017
>>17368023
Fools. I shall start the first half Dormouse half Large mouse horde, and plague the world with daughterus!
Or at least the county.

>> No.17368032

>>17368013
Gonna need a lot of cheese for this.

>> No.17368059

>>17368032
>hello I need the biggest cheese wheel you have
>no that's too big

>> No.17368062

Would there be any writefaggots who could offer a simple way to frame out a short story?

>> No.17368067

I wonder if onis would take experimental muscle growth serums to boost their strength.

I also wonder if Liches would hollow out their chest cavities, barring their wombs, to replace with some sort of mana-generating crystal before lacing their useless blood vessels with some sort of mana-conductive material to allow better flowing of magic.

>>17368059
No such thing when they comes to mice.
They'll eat till they quite literally cannot fit anymore.

>> No.17368084

>>17368029
>half dormice half large mouse horde.
Now that is a 10/10 family, would support them with all my heart.

>> No.17368085

>>17368062
Want a lengthy post or do you want a chat elsewhere? Also specify what exactly you want to do, that's pretty vague.

>> No.17368089

>>17367912
They're nerds who aren't even worth wasting a greentext on!

>> No.17368095

>>17368062
I typically build it scene by scene

I try to use bullet points to make a brief chain of events as well as writing a few notes here and there of what I want the scene to do for the story.

Once ive got it outlined i write it all out scene by scene and go back through ironing out all the wrinkles and stiching it together, then finally comes the polish.l where I think about what im actually putting down.

Then comes the editting.
Lots of editting.
Seriously, grammar is a bitch.

>> No.17368133

>>17368085
I'd rather just a fairly lengthy post. I don't feel like going into one of the discords.

>> No.17368140
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>Anonymoose is out w/ Ch. 106
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/119201256/Chapter%20106

>MC has a dream about an old guy about using the stars to navigate when lost
>MC awakes in bed; making a doll when he was asleep, Baphomet notices MC & is shocked
>Baphomet "plays" w/ MC, says MC was out for 9 yrs; MC stunned
>"Just joking: it's only been a week;" she lists his broken bones etc
>Surprised that MC was alive; says the harem are doing their own thing to avoid disturbance, Mantis sleeping on the floor


>Talks about the latest enemies, the bandit leader became strong after inhaling some stuff; Baphomet says must be drugs
>MC mentions the tower Babel, Baphomet surprised, says the tower's destruction plunged the area in perpetual darkness
>MC looks out the window: broken tower, darkness
>Baphomet: Church & Empire very angry
>Wyvern returns from message delivery; Anubis enters room, gets angry
>[Baphomet & Anubis banter]
>Salamander enters, tackles MC; everyone tackles MC


>Another week passes, MC goes to meet the wight, flanked by lich, ghoul & skeleton centaur, in a very large throne room
>Wight thanks MC for "uniting" the land in darkness; MC feels guilty, says humans might be angry; Wight: we'll use undead riches to get the land through
>Good duke still in a coma, but will recover in the future, wight says using clairvoyance
>MC: we have to go to south to get to the safe harbor; wight gives armor as a gift
>MC leaves


>Lich notices magic jewel (that sees the future) around wight's neck disappear; wight: it has a mind of its own
>MC's pocket glows when he leaves


Took Moose about a month w/ this one

>> No.17368150

>>17368140
God I completely forgot this existed
And there was a time I had like 46 chapters saved on my phone

I think the harem numbers are getting a bit out of hand

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>>17368140
This has gone on far too long.

>> No.17368159

>>17368154
Just like every other shonen.

>> No.17368168

So would a Dorome who cant grow anything from her body seek out a anon who is very proficient at farming to help her start blooming things?

>> No.17368171

>>17368150

At least moose pegged it at five

Still too many though & don't know what will happen in the future

>> No.17368174

>>17368168
Dorome's can grow things? Or are you thinking of Trolls?

>> No.17368181

>>17368168
Maybe.
Mud hugs would be fantastic though.

>> No.17368186

>>17368174
Checking out fanart and the fact she is earth itself I just assumed she could grow small stuff out of her if she took in the seeds. If im going to do a dorome stort i atleast want to make sure it sticks with canon.

>> No.17368187

Monster girls should never be introduced to video games and science fiction material, they might get bad ideas.

>> No.17368189

>>17368187
Eh, I'd rather introduce them to that than my darkest fetishes.

>> No.17368194

>>17368186
She has verdant green stuff growing out of her, yes. She's also a very high concentration of mana, so there's probably a possibility for her to grow really rare alchemical reagents on her as well.
I think she'd more fall for any anon who she can get her big hugging mitts on though. I don't think they're that intelligent to 'seek out' any specific type of anon. Just whatever cute boy they can find that they can smile at.

>> No.17368196

>>17368187
>t. a very boring person who doesn't want someone to talk to about his hobbies.

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>>17368187
>they might get bad ideas.

>> No.17368201

>>17368196
Anon you don't want a nerdy Lilim to try and make a demon realm version of something like the Zone.

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>>17368187
It's not like they can play video games anyway, claws and paws can't handle controllers

>> No.17368208

>>17368201
>Blowout job coming SOON fellow stalker.

>> No.17368211

>>17368194
Very true. Still the premises is the Dorome found herself a nice farmer anon who tries to boost her confidence by helping her grow things from her body. She says she is fine with being barren but anon really wants to help his thicc warm waifu.

>> No.17368213

>>17368140
>Mantis sleeping on the floor.
I swear to god she's best girl.
Why does this story need to be "JRPG grindfest" the book?

>> No.17368214

>>17368208
>Blowout job
Sounds scary.

>> No.17368215

>>17368211
Hey man, it sounds delightful. I'll definitely read it. Give it a go!

>> No.17368222

>>17367125
Invite her out for coffee later

>> No.17368233

>>17367920
Sauce for that pic?

>> No.17368243

Is it only me or tweeter search is shitting itself? I don't don't see https://twitter.com/z_umeshi/status/888791791087910913/photo/1 in last or popular MGE tag even though it's tagged MGE

>> No.17368245

>>17368201
Maybe if you're a coward.

>> No.17368255

It's been about a year since I last read a monstergirl thread and I think the las MG released was a wonderland spider or something. What have I missed, any really good stories or new amazing monsters?

>> No.17368259

>>17368201
or like a secret lab

>> No.17368263
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Nobody in their right mind would make love to a loli Lich that has an indecent bottom-heavy body.

You wouldn't caress her cheek and neck while she closes her eyes and slides your cock into her cool throat on all fours, because that would be verboten. When her soft lips slid back and forth on your shamefully erect shaft without a gag reflex or the need to come up for air, that by the very least should be the place where you stop, instead of reaching around to sink your hand into her large rear and teasing her tight back entrance with your fingers. You should be ashamed if you wanted to gently facefuck the little blushing Lich while playing with her virgin butthole.

A completely hopeless lolicon would want to take hold of her wide hips after she turns around and presents her shapely, lightly blue-tinted behind, and watch more and more of his erection disappear with every thrust into the lewd hole between her buttocks. You'd have to be some kind of a pervert to slowly fuck her young butt with the entire length of your adult penis until your body heat soaks into her insides. Just imagining her monotone and quiet moaning turn louder and more passionate is too sinful. Only a twisted man would pull her close by her sizable hips and pour his seed deep inside her unliving body, with her big butt squished against him and she gasps and twitches with pleasure.

>> No.17368264

>>17368215
Thanks anon im starting tonight.

>> No.17368267

>Have a Succubus kiss my hand in my dreams
>She drains my life energy and I felt weak suddenly
>wake up really thirsty

That's probably my first MG related dream in a long time.

>> No.17368268

>>17368255
I think kc had a kid

>> No.17368269

>>17368263
Depends.
How big is big?

>> No.17368271

>>17368267
I dreamed about monmusu quest when paradox 2 came out for a couple of days

>> No.17368278

>>17368013
>both of the mice
>both
*firemouse crying noises*

>> No.17368281
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>>17368269

>> No.17368282

>>17368263
All Liches are for dicking.

>> No.17368285
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>>17368255
The only highlights I can think of are that Demons saw an immense surge of popularity at some point.
The three most recent girls are
>Ratatoskr: A Squirrel Girl who maliciously gathers up information about you and distributes it to potentially interested monstergirls. The thread considers the the Paparazzi and also easy to fluster if it turns out they're your type.

>Ochimusha: Undead Samurai Bodyguards. Lots of cute potential.

>Nurarihyon: Basically smoke girls who enable you to get a harem without dicking a Bicorn. She'll always be the lead wife though.

Also there was some stuff about the idea of a Yakuza full of Mofu girls at some point. Not sure if that started this year or last.

>> No.17368293

Slimes in leather thigh high boots, corsets and arm-sleeve things.

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>>17368263
Good lord anon, maybe you should make your own Jack folder just as I have.

>> No.17368296

>>17368285
>Ratatoskr
reminds me of the smart cow monster

>> No.17368299

>>17368296
>smart cow monster
Who?

>> No.17368300

>>17368255
>any really good stories
HA there exist the same amount as when you left 0

>> No.17368303

>>17368281
Eh, that's Ok.

>>17368278
Fire mice aren't chubby, that's their problem.

>> No.17368304

>>17368285
>Also there was some stuff about the idea of a Yakuza full of Mofu girls at some point. Not sure if that started this year or last.
Anon the Mofu Yakuza have been around for centuries.

>> No.17368307

>>17368299
Hakutaku

>> No.17368308

>>17368299
He's talking about Hakutaku.

>>17368304
You know what I'm talking about.

>> No.17368309

>>17368294
I want to have sex with that assassin.

>> No.17368314

>>17368308
>>17368307
>Didn't get the joke
O-okay.

>> No.17368321

>1 hour left to vote
>tie between shysmol+smugbeeg onis and smugsmol+shybeeg onis

I thought it'd be between one of those and 2smug onis desu. Enough time for a tie breaker and some more votes to get in, for anyone interested o7
https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/889197994557550592

>> No.17368337

>>17368263
That's just wrong. A worthless pervert that would do something like that would also lead a trail of kisses from her cold emotion face to her flat chest and ice cold nipples. to her cute tummy, and only stopping at her puffy wet vulva. Of course, someone like him would be unable to control himself and kiss and lick at her vagina. He'd be spurred on by her gasps and moans as she tried to wrap her legs around the man invading her insides with his warn wet tongue and greedily lapping up her juices.

So it's a good thing those sorts of carnally obsessed lolicons are rare.

>> No.17368338

>>17368154
Moose isn't even that good of a writer to begin with so I don't know why people still read this plodding, pedantic mess.

>> No.17368340

Anyone has the Demon profile picture but with transparent background?

>> No.17368343

What would the porn sites in a modern monstergirl society be like?

Would the majority of pornography lean more towards female audiences where instead of the dudes face being seen as little as possible, the woman is the one holding the camera, being the pitcher, etc.

>> No.17368345

What is the best girl to with muscles who's species isn't typical muscular?

>> No.17368351

>>17368345
I imagine like a blowfish girl,
it looks like she bulks up but its just air.

>> No.17368358

>>17368269
Big for such a small girl. Don't misunderstand, definitely not the kind of proportions that make her an irresistable semen deposit and top priority wife material on top of being cute.

>>17368294
I already have one, what a coincidence.

>> No.17368365

>>17368345
Wight. Elf, clearly.

>> No.17368366

>>17368199

haven't seen this shitpost in a while

it's still hot though

>> No.17368368

>>17368366
You're nasty.

>> No.17368374

>>17368340
>>17368340
Hmm, hmm, lemme whip one up for you from the high rez.

>> No.17368375

lich reminds me of komeiji satori

>> No.17368379
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17368379

Never anger a cursed sword

>> No.17368386

>>17368375
Liches can'r read minds silly.

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>>17368340
Hmm, hmm, give this a try.

>> No.17368391

>>17368374

I would be very grateful anon.

>> No.17368395

>>17368386
But what if they could?

>> No.17368396

>>17368386
you dont know that

>> No.17368398 [SPOILER] 
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>>17368368
you a prude

>> No.17368399

>>17368388
>>17368391
Ah, I missed a few spots on the sides, but it should be a two second fix for you, no problem.
Been months since I've opened paint.net

>> No.17368400

>>17368388

Beautiful, thanks.

>> No.17368403

>>17368379
but I know that doujin, agnes decides just to wring every last drop of semen out of him instead.

>> No.17368404 [DELETED] 

>>17368398
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.17368406

>>17368388
Youve gotten lazy Baronessfag

>> No.17368409

>>17368400
No problem at all
>>17368406
I've gotten BUSY is what I've gotten

>> No.17368418

>>17368395
It would be terrifying. You wouldn't be able to hide anything from them.

>> No.17368420

>>17368418
But then you could use it to your advantage.

>> No.17368433
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17368433

Raijucore?

>> No.17368436

>>17368420
I don't see how.

>> No.17368439

>>17368433
Rapetrain.

>> No.17368440

>>17368433
Attaching a tailpussy to something does not automatically make it a Manticore.

>> No.17368442

>>17368436
Think nothing but lewd thoughts when she looks at you.

>> No.17368443

I want to be on a work visa to Zipangu and become the foreign maintenance man to a Kitsune Shrine that's oblivious to the foxy shrine maidens obvious competition for my attention and affection!

>> No.17368447

>>17368433
Her tail doubles as a taser.

>> No.17368450

>>17368418
She could probably use a spell like in bed to instantly know exactly where and how to touch, and what you want her to do before you even tell her anything or shift her into a new position. Lolis with big asses can already make a statistically probable guess on what you want to do so they won't need that anyway.

>> No.17368451
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>> No.17368452

>>17368440
>New potion released by Sabbath industries
>Temporary Tailpussy potion
>Gives a monstergirl who drinks it a tailpussy for the next 24 hours
>Warning: May increase sexual dominance and some *slight personality alterations
>DO NOT TAKE IF YOU ARE A MANTICORE
What's yer waifu, and what would her tailpussy be like /mgt/?

>> No.17368453

>>17368433
>Electrical tailpussy

It's like something out of Monster Hunter. She can hold an electrical power source with her hands, and aim her tail to shoot energised spines from it that discharge a paralysing field when they impact.

>> No.17368456

>>17368452
>>DO NOT TAKE IF YOU ARE A MANTICORE
Wh-what happens exactly when a manticore takes one?

>> No.17368457

>>17368452
>>DO NOT TAKE IF YOU ARE A MANTICORE
W-why not?

>> No.17368459

>>17368456
>>17368457
TWO Tailpussy

>> No.17368460

>>17368456
>>17368457
Without a valid vector for the potion to act, it malfunctions. All her other limbs turn into tailpussies.

>> No.17368461

>>17368457
>>17368456
Complete Tailpussy Implosion

>> No.17368462

>>17368460
So like, Tentacore?

>> No.17368463

>>17368456
>>17368457
Nested tailpussy. Kind of like the xenomorph mouthparts.

>> No.17368464

>>17368460
Jesus Christ I should be disgusted but instead I have a boner. WTF brain?

>> No.17368466

>>17368464
>WTF
You have to go back.

>> No.17368467

>>17368464
>WTF

>> No.17368468

>>17368452
What if a Kraken takes eight potions at once?

>> No.17368474

>>17368462
Yes. Or a tetracore. We have naming options to work with.

>> No.17368477

>>17368433
As a general question, would /mgt/ stick their hand in and fist a manticore's tailpussy?

In the case that a manticore has a truely massive tailpussy, would /mgt/ stick their head in it?

>> No.17368479

>>17368464
>WTF
That aside, your brain is showing you the true path. Limbs are not necessary when they are replaced by superior, prehensile sexual tube systems.

>> No.17368480
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>>17368468

>> No.17368481

>>17368460
>a manticore with tailpussies for all limbs including the wings crawls at you in a dark alley
panic.jpg

>> No.17368482

>>17368452
>Mad Hatter tailpussy
>Waifu takes potion, supposed to start working immediately
>Nothing happens
>Humm and haw that something must be wrong
>She's just staring at me with her usual grin, only it seems like there's some malice behind it now
>As I approach to inspect her tailbone, she suddenly shoves me onto my back
>Straddles my chest and looks down with evil and cruel intent
>"There there, dear, don't be such a small mind, what makes you think it must grow from behind?"
>Slowly starts lifting her hat up
>Revealing a colorful, tea-leaking spore-consistency tailpussy growing right from the top of her head
>Horror
>But also an erection
10/10 would buy again.

>> No.17368483

>>17368480
I hate ants.

>> No.17368485
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17368485

>>17368468
>>17368468
>>17368483
me too bud

>> No.17368486

>>17368482
Points for creativity, Hatterfag.

>> No.17368487

>>17368485
Ok Grimsby.

>> No.17368489

>>17368022
Wow that's cute.
Who did it?

>> No.17368492

>>17368468
The gods punish you for your obvious attempt at humour which aims to make a mockery of nature.
They interject with their divine powers, and instead of the kraken growing eight tailpussies, her actual body, head and all, is turned into a giant tailpussy bulb, with eight regular kraken tentacles emerging from where the spines would be.
She is still aware, conscious, and somehow possesses her full sensory range, and will remain in this form for the full duration of the potion's effect.

>> No.17368495

>>17368489
Looks like Paundo's work.

>> No.17368496

>>17368022
I want my brother to marry a Glacies.
Mostly because I want to be hit on by her CC Ice Queen aunt at the wedding reception and forcibly taken in the back of her private limousine.

>> No.17368505

>>17367125
I'm gonna whip out my cock and teach her what it means to be a woman.

>> No.17368530

Anyone know of a torrent for MonMus: I heart Monster Girls?

>> No.17368536

>>17368233
The artist is marysewable.

>> No.17368564

Ded

Dream of cute liches, thread.

>> No.17368577
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17368577

So do you think the Demon Lord's home has all of the lilims' portraits in one big hallway? Maybe part of the tour?

>> No.17368578

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure that you carefully read the Mindflayer's contract when you visit her for 'roleplay prep.'

She may or may not add a little memory about her being your wife/second wife if you aren't careful

Unless, of course, she really WAS your wife all along and this is just some elaborate roleplay to pretend you're going out to do roleplay prep.

>> No.17368585

>>17368577
So a wall of family pictures? Sounds cute.

>> No.17368586

>>17368577
Each and every single one of them are SHIT!

>> No.17368592

>>17368577
You're expected to think they're portraits. Until you get too close to one, anyway.

>> No.17368593

>>17368577
>>17368585
That's like in Sandman where the family all talked to each other through their portraits.

>> No.17368612
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17368612

>>17368564
But I just got up.

>> No.17368622

>>17368593
But the Lilims are a more functional family. They can just visit each other.

>> No.17368625

>>17368622
A family that fucks together and all that?

>> No.17368663

>>17368586
Delet urself

>> No.17368668

>>17368612
Go back to bed.

>> No.17368670

>>17368663
Lilims deserve to be bullied!

>> No.17368682

>>17368612
Are Liches even capable of being smug?

>> No.17368685
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17368685

>>17368668
I can't, it's a work day.

>> No.17368686
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17368686

>>17368670
>Quote from anon bullied

>> No.17368687

>>17368685
Bring your bed to work.

>> No.17368692

>>17368687
Anon I don't think you understand the realities of life.

>> No.17368695

>>17368692
Reality is dumb.

>> No.17368696
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17368696

Well here's a pleasant surprise. Turns out that KC had a preview of his World Guide 3 book out on alicebooks. Perhaps he forgot to take it down, or the website showed it before he was ready. Either way, there's some preview pics out for it. (1/3)

>> No.17368698

>>17368536
You commissioned it? Don't see it on deviant page. 20$ for full body colored pic sounds very good

>> No.17368699
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17368699

>>17368696

(2/3)

>> No.17368701

>>17368696
I hate goat loli.

>> No.17368702
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17368702

>>17368699

(3/3)

>> No.17368706

>>17368696
Suitable for irrumating.

>> No.17368707

>>17368682
The maydere ones are.

>> No.17368708

>>17368686
I want to sexually fuck that blackberry.

>> No.17368709

>>17368698
Yeah, it was a little bit more cause of two bodies though.
http://i.imgur.com/vDBzmUr.jpg
Also got one done of my two favorite wonderland girls.

>> No.17368712

>>17368686
Artist?

>> No.17368715

>>17368686
I am not bullied i just hate lilims!

>> No.17368717

>>17368686
everything but the skinny tail. Would waifu upon immediate sight either way.

>> No.17368718

>>17368712
Mothilda/Fiship
http://fiship.tumblr.com

>> No.17368722
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17368722

>> No.17368724

>>17368715
You're in for a love-hate relationship.

>> No.17368725

>>17368722
The Manticore's face is the best part of this picture.

>> No.17368728

>>17368724
I don't want that at all! Thats the complete opposite of what i was attempting to do!

>> No.17368729

>>17368728
Okay, a hate-love relationship. Greedy boy.

>> No.17368730

>>17368696
I want to fuck that smug goat.

>> No.17368731

>>17368709
Noice

>> No.17368734

>>17368701
Goat loli haet you too.

>> No.17368736

>>17368729
Thats the same thing!

>> No.17368737

>>17368734
I hate her more.

>> No.17368738

>>17368696
wanna spank that tummy and lick that cunny.

>> No.17368740

>>17368736
It's not, what are you talking about? You want those two? Damn, you're courageous.

>> No.17368741

>>17368696

yeah, there's no way this is getting an english release

>> No.17368744

>>17368730

Smug goat fucks you!

>> No.17368748

>>17368737
No you don't.

>> No.17368751

>>17368748
Yes, I do.

>> No.17368752

>>17368751
No.

>> No.17368754

>>17368696
I want to make Bapho-chan cry!

>> No.17368757
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17368757

>>17368744
That's fine with me.

>> No.17368759

>>17368740
There is no way to win when bulling lilims is there?

The only way to get out okay is to just stay as far away from them as possible.

>> No.17368760

>>17368267
>Have Alp-centric dreams for several nights straight
>Get irritated, try to dream of something else
>Wind up with a Baphomet grinding my face all fucking night long
I swear the weird signals I'm getting here.

>> No.17368769
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17368769

>>17368759
Playing hard to get, now? You're pushing all her right buttons! I envy how smooth you are with a lilim.

>> No.17368777

>>17368769
Slime Lilims are double shit.

>> No.17368778

>>17368759
You must hit them with a fish. It's the only weapon that will work.

>> No.17368780

>>17368769
>No nerdy Lilim to stalk you using her magic to slime her way through doors.

>> No.17368782

>>17368769
Maybe if i look like im pathetic like i really am i'll be left alone.

>> No.17368790

>>17368782
>He wants a lilim to whip him into shape
Maniac!

>> No.17368791

>>17368777
What about double Lilims?

>> No.17368794

>>17368791
More like doublims amirite eh

>> No.17368802

>>17368790
I regret most of my decisions in life. Exception will be with suicide.

I'd rather have a wisp than this.

>> No.17368806

Are there any stories of just being firends with monstergirls?

>> No.17368811

>>17365801
Is that supposed to be Wynn?

>> No.17368813

>>17368802
>Wanting a Wisp-mutation lilim just like how QoH is an alice-mutation
Absolute madman.

>> No.17368829

>>17368813
There is no escape from them is there, theres only depression here...

>> No.17368835

>>17368829
Please, anon. The lilim just wants to make you happy and never give up.

>> No.17368837

>>17368835

as long as she knows the rules, and so do i

>> No.17368839

>>17368835
You follow me everywhere don't you.....

>> No.17368843

>>17368806
I dont think a monster would allow just friends, you know if it was a childhood friend thing the moment she gets the urges she is in her friend's room naked and wait ffor him or waking him up in the middle of the night

>> No.17368844

>>17368839
Anon, I'm not following you anywhere. We're just stuck in this lilimless place for the time being.

>> No.17368845 [SPOILER] 
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17368845

With this I have fulfilled my blood oath o7

I hope I don't get a vacation for posting this D:

Also smugsmol + shybeeg onis won by just a couple votes. Thank you all for voting and I hope y'all had a nice weekend o/

>> No.17368854 [SPOILER] 
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17368854

>>17368696
Nice magic circle!
>mfw

>> No.17368858

I want to bully my Kraken waifu because she mains the splatter-scope

>> No.17368860

>>17368854

oy vey, such a putz

>> No.17368878

>>17368702
Cute Succubus

>> No.17368880
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17368880

>>17368741
That's a real pity.
I love things getting a localization because then I don't have to depend on pirated translations.

>> No.17368887

How would things be different if all species, not just dragons, could freely transform back and forth between their old monster form and their current form? Would you be okay with your waifu if you knew she could do something like that?

>> No.17368891

>>17368696
I wanna fuck that baphomet so badly it hurts.

>> No.17368894

>>17367956
Are you seriously this new?

>> No.17368904

>>17368894
>He thinks emoticons and speaking like an infantile manchild are acceptable in the thread
You should be aiming that question at yourself.

>> No.17368923

>>17365557
>KDF is getting cute stuff now
Good. No more degeneracy pls.

>> No.17368927
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17368927

>>17368887

sounds pretty /d/ there guy

>> No.17368935

Have there ever been any long monster girl stories or are they all short

>> No.17368948

>>17368935
Moose saga is 106 CV chapters long
Vengaces is quite long
All fair in love and war is about 5K words minimum a chapter, and is 12 chapters so far
Beast has burning edge, which is the longest story he's got

>> No.17368957
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17368957

>>17367920
>Mouse
>Mouser

Mousest.

>> No.17368967

>>17368957
I want the mousest
Give me the mousest

>> No.17368970

Had a friend draw me a demon/dark mage mix a while back, thought I might as well post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/meRyMJc.jpg

pls no bully his art skills

>> No.17368971

>>17368970
>friend
whatever you say mr. artist

>> No.17368973

>>17368967
>Ara ara~, surely you don't want a piece of aged cheddar like me?

>> No.17368992

>>17368927
Hirame doing an anubis should have been a lot better than this ended up being

>> No.17369004

>>17368971
Nope, not mine. He's just real sub-conscious of his art being bad, so I have to grab whatever I can before he decides to scrap it.

>> No.17369005
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17369005

Evil alter yandere ruys

>> No.17369011

>>17369005

Don't threaten me with a good wife to worship.

>> No.17369036

>>17369004
>sub-conscious
Unless this is some odd Dr. Jekyll shit, I think you meant self-conscious.

>> No.17369038

>>17369005
She looks like the one who would send her Shirohebi maidens to kidnap that one Anon she likes then proceeds to rain dark matter on him.

>> No.17369046

>>17368970
I want to bully his art skills.

>> No.17369050
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17369050

>>17369036
>>17369046
Then have another one he's made, this time of an ignis.

>> No.17369054

>>17368970
It's okay aside from face

>> No.17369078

>>17369005
>yandere
Best dere.

>> No.17369095
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17369095

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17369097

>>17368992

There's always a caveat isn't there. "This is amazing but will never get translated", "this has good art but shit fetishes", "this is good but there's only a couple pages" etc.

Ah well, thems the breaks.

>> No.17369115

>>17368970
Your friend has real potential if he can practice faces and that's a great mix of monster girls.

>> No.17369129

>>17368452
An anubis' tailpussy would be fluffy and fuzzy on the outside, while the inside would be marshmallow soft like her pawpads, as one single, undulating texture.
I'd go shoulder-deep in one just to stroke every inch of it.

>> No.17369164
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17369164

>C92 stuff published on Melonbooks so far (sample still small, only ~1500 books):
>364 Kancolle books
>279 original books
>161 Fate books
>130 Touhou books
>124 Idolmaster books
>70 Granblue books
>50 Girls und Panzer books
>28 Kemono Friends books
>14 Eromanga-sensei books
>10 Madoka books
>10 Nanoha books
>10 Konosubs books

>+ 224 other books (< 10 books per series)

RRRRREEE
BOATSLUTS OUT

>> No.17369165

>>17368752
>>17368748
He does, considering it's not in MG nature to hate a dude

>> No.17369170
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17369170

Beware of chubby genki monster girls, they are overcompensating for their dark past (see her broken horn)

>> No.17369176

>>17368452
>Phantom tailpussy
I don't even know what the hell that would look like.

>> No.17369189

>>17369176
Probably appear as some spectral beast, like an independent Wurm-like actual monster that she commands about.

>> No.17369191

>>17369164
But I like boatsluts. Especially Bismarck Tenryuu, it's just a shame they both get the worst doujins. Bismarck is always NTR and Tenryuu gets endless amounts of futa/other fetishy garbage.

Which notable monster girl artists are doing something for C92?

>> No.17369192

>>17369170
Thats ok because we have a bright future ahead of us. Such shiny horns. Her eyes are just as pretty as the gems on the inside.

>> No.17369197

>>17368845
>shysmol won
Damn you guys.

Good draws though snib, brown succs are hard to beat.

>> No.17369198

>>17369192
What if she wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night?
Entering a relationship with a girl who has a troubled past is a lot of work and healing.

>> No.17369221
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17369221

>>17369164
What about boatslut MGs?

>I want to look at the Admiral but it'll be troublesome if he turns into stone

>> No.17369222

>>17365587
that cat cupcake looks like it's going to explode when the candle burns all the way down

>> No.17369225
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17369225

What is that 29a? Dragon doujin? By who?

>> No.17369238

>>17369221
It's a shame the artist drawn her before nacho existed, Akebono is totally a chaos spider with that mouth of hers.

We do need more boatslut MGs though, a lot of them have them look great but could be improved by becoming monster girls.

>> No.17369253

>>17369198
I wouldnt mind if she had to wake me up just to talk herself back to sleep.

>> No.17369258

>>17365596
>KDF
who? using iqdb sends me to danbooru which says the artist is "sookmu"
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2796861
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=sookmo

>> No.17369278

Combine 2 monstergirls. Must not be from the same family of species.

>> No.17369281

>>17365801
She can't defend herself from a stomache ache much less a bully.

>> No.17369286

>>17369278
>Dragon
>Lamia
I may or may not like possessive women.

>> No.17369290

>>17369278
Dark Mage + Mermaid
I call it a Mana-tease

>> No.17369291

>>17369278
Vampire + Manticore

She'll only bite you with her fangs or milk you with her tail until you're an incubus. Until then she'll never use her actual pussy.

>> No.17369299
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17369299

>>17369278
Dark Mage + That Damn Purple Cat.

>> No.17369301

>>17369286
You receive Ryu.

>> No.17369303

>>17369299
>all those diamonds

Just be careful what she offers you to drink.

>> No.17369307

>>17369225
I don't recall the artist, but it is a Dragon doujin.
Here is a preview page >>17365739

>> No.17369314

>>17369286
Both Reptiles. You get left behind when the portals open. This is irrefutable, ignoring all immunities.
Should have followed directions.

>> No.17369324

>>17365739
Is that adventurer gonna get princess carried?

>> No.17369325

>>17369324
Back to her lair, to throw onto her massive treasure hoard before doing very lewd things to him.

>> No.17369332

>>17369307
So it's actual doujin, not novel or something?
Nice
Though we didn't get scans of shirohebi doujin that came out few months ago, so this one scans also never ever

>> No.17369338
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17369338

Be wary when venturing into caves and caverns, dangerous Monsters live in the dark places of the world.

>> No.17369342

>>17369314
> Must not be from the same family of species.
That could've meant family type of species type not my fault certain people can't speak English.

>> No.17369360
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17369360

>>17369338
spoopy

>> No.17369367

>>17369360
>You will never carefully creep through a large cavern. Almost completely dark.
>Accidentally kick a pebble that bounces across the ground.
>Look up and see hundreds of glowing red eyes on the ceiling.

RUN

>> No.17369379
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17369379

Why womb tattoos are so lewd?
Are there any mge grills with them? What grills it would suit best?

>> No.17369384
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17369384

>>17369338
>>17369360
Bats are scary.

>> No.17369389

>>17369258
There's new, and then there's humpty egg new.

>> No.17369392

>>17369389
be useful or get ye hence, anon

>> No.17369396

>>17369379
I know that anubis has them. Maybe profile succubus and demon too?

>> No.17369398

>>17369050
that one looks cool

>> No.17369413

>>17369392
Lurk more. Like for a day. Seriously you don't get newer than this.

>> No.17369421

>>17369413
begone, faggotanon. be pissy esewhere

>> No.17369427

>>17368887
Could be cool for nonsexual stuff

>> No.17369432

>>17369389
>>17369413
He's doing the right thing by not paying attention to pseudo-namefag attention whores

>> No.17369433

>>17369379
I want a Kakuen with womb tattoos.

Something tasteful and Mist Continent inspired.

>> No.17369442

>>17369433
Like the kanji for doggystyle?

>> No.17369445

>>17369278
Vampire Anubis.

Taller than a normal Anubis with fangs and wings, she drinks blood as a reward for following her orders.

>> No.17369454

>>17369433
>Kakuen from the land of the 4 fiends
>Has a womb tattoo that draws ambient DE into it
>Makes her extra horny and fertile
How many monkey babies would you make with her?

>> No.17369481
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17369481

>>17369396

>These things
>Anywhere near the womb

Anon I think you need a biology lesson.

>> No.17369530

>>17369481
Her womb just has an idea, that's all.

>> No.17369620
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17369620

Eels are just as guilty as snakes
That poor boy just needed a hand a stand back up and now he is getting chocked in slimy breasts and coiled around so that he can't even escape

>> No.17369645

>>17369620
The boy was asking for it if he accepted help from her.

>> No.17369649

>>17369278
>Alp/kraken
Ara ara goodness and all that sweet ink i can swallow.

>> No.17369723

>>17369278
>nightmare
>Amazoness

>Tan skinned muscle centaur that acts like a big, tough, rape monster in your dreams but is only a shy creature that freezes up in real life.
>Still wants you to be the house husband.

I can dig it.

>> No.17369798

>>17369278
Nekomata and Wisp. A good mix between cute stalker and actual yandere, with a ghostly undead flair. Awkward interactions a bonus or a negative depending on how much you like female dorks that are holding your used underwear thinking you haven't noticed.

>> No.17369869

>>17369798
I had a dream I was a will o wisp/tomoko
I ain't got gender dysphoria or anything wich makes it weird why I would have a dream about being a girl

>> No.17369885

>>17369869
[ALP DETECTED]

>> No.17369894

>>17368696
Those hooves are a lot better than in the original profile art.

>> No.17369905

>>17369894
How so? They're just a lot tinier, to the point where it's hard to imagine how she can even balance on them. I preferred the original ones which actually gave the Baphomet a little bit of intimidation factor and image of strength.

>> No.17369907

>>17368927
Did this one ever get translated?
I really liked it.

>> No.17369919

>>17368696
>those ridiculous stubby legs
KC never fails to disappoint

>> No.17369922

>>17369905
The original ones just kind of look like cosplay boots in their megaman-foot hugeness. Those ones actually look a lot more like goat hooves.

>> No.17369925

>>17369922
He just went too far in the other extreme and made them far too small. Not just the hooves themselves, but her legs look abormally short as well.

>> No.17369928

>>17369885
Dude I said I DON'T have that shit

>> No.17369932

>>17369928
>dude
Right

>> No.17369934

>>17369925
I think he just screwed up the perspective and foreshortening on the legs a bit. On the other hand, the Bapho and Familiar in >>17368699 are off-model as hell and don't really even look like KC's art, so I don't know what went wrong there.

>> No.17369935

>>17369919
No clue what happened, he usually puts a lot of effort into details but this is the second key art for WG3 that has an obvious flaw
Let's hope that he updates his enty soon and explains his decision to give Baphomet those small legs

>> No.17369938

>>17369934
I can't really consider it a simple art error if it's consistent across two pieces of art with completely different posing and perspective.
>>17369935
I'm guessing it's deliberate and he thought the Baphomet didn't look loli enough.

>> No.17369951

>>17369481
Wait where exactly is the Womb. Doesn't it get like, bigger when arosued or something? I dunno anon, I know male biology but female biology I never learnt about.

>> No.17369985

>>17369938
>if it's consistent across two pieces of art with completely different posing and perspective.
That's a valid point. I still think the hooves themselves are clearly better, they really aren't supposed to be huge like he originally drew them and they look more organic and natural in that cover art.

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>>17369164
>161 Fate books
At least FGO has monstergirls.

>> No.17370004

>>17369379
I want my welfare Kuro already so I have someone to replace my Emiya with.

>> No.17370039

>>17369985
I wouldn't mind it if the hooves were just slightly larger, and her lower legs were a little longer. It's not like the other hooved girls have tiny legs like that. But it's probably trying to make her look smaller and more childlike.

>> No.17370052

>>17369999
>161 Fate books
Hopefully there's atleast lots of Shuten or Jack

>> No.17370054

>>17368696
This Baphomet isn't thick enough.

>> No.17370061

>>17369999
Kiyo a cute

>>17370004
She's cute but emits can become a really good star generator once his strengthening quests kick in.

Far more than I can say for Sumanai.

>> No.17370065

>>17370052
It's going to be 150 Yaoi doujins, 10 Saber NTR doujins and 1 vanilla Jeanne Alter doujin.

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>>17370052
I just want a facesitting doujin involving those two.

>> No.17370081

>>17370061
Emiya on his own is pretty good, but I have to wait until tomorrow just so I can get him to his 3rd Ascension.

>> No.17370092

>>17370070
Literally best oni. But only question is, what position is best for petite onis?

>> No.17370096
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>>17370092
Suspended Congress
Ballerina

>> No.17370098

>>17367920
Cheesedah!?

>> No.17370104
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17370104

You know that fun story idea you have but will never use because you're just kind of sad like that?
Tell me about it.

>> No.17370107

>>17370092
>Best oni
>No muscle
>No height
>Not built for femdom

>> No.17370114

>>17370081
He is but he really picks up later on.

May toss a ten roll and hope for Nero

>> No.17370120

>>17370114
I already have a Nero, and I was lucky enough to get her before the rate-up.

>> No.17370124

>>17367549
Yes but only if you come back with tales of the cute dead girls you met.

>> No.17370126
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17370126

>>17370104
Anything involving Undead Kingdoms.

>> No.17370131
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17370131

>>17369999
Better be another lot of Kiyohime doujins.

>> No.17370136

>>17370126
In the Land of the Dead~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rfHoFU_AUs

>> No.17370138

>>17370104
Consensual corruption clinic that helps human girls ease into their new bodies, ran by a christmas cake Apophis who likes teasing the women who come to visit her but cares deeply for them as patients.
Tried writing it back in the /a/ threads but my lack of writing ability lead to hitting a brick wall.

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17370150

>>17370138
This sounds super-interesting though.

>> No.17370163

>>17370107
But on the other hand:
>sexy
>cute
>built for cock

>> No.17370165

>>17370138
W-would there be special accommodations for men wanting to fuck the women during the process of monsterization?

>> No.17370167

>>17370165
How else would it work?

>> No.17370176

>>17370150
I tried shilling it to a writer who was taking suggestions once but no dice.
>>17370165
I was thinking that it also acts as a dating service but some women take their boyfriend/husband with them and want to turn into monster girls to spice up their boring sex life.

>> No.17370188

>>17370138
Truthfully, I think the best way of turning human women into monster girls is non consensual. Spiking their food, injecting them while they're asleep or even just holding them down and shoving a transformative item up their ass.
You see the anger and the hate as they thrash around, not totally sure of what you did but aware enough to know that it wasn't a minor thing, and then you get to watch it turn into love and happiness.

>> No.17370191

>>17370104
A Seinfeld episode but with the gang reacting to a post-portal world
>Elaine, annoyed by her co-workers newfound huge breasts, accidentally gets mixed up in the Sabbath
>George hires a Kiki maid to clean, but accidentally tortures the poor girl by cleaning before she arrives so as not to be embarrassed
>Jerry keeps getting hit on by all the girls he saw in his normal life that got monsterized
>Kramer is seen with a new species hanging on his arm every scene, it's revealed at the end of the episode he has a shapeshifter girlfriend, not a harem of 10+ girls

>> No.17370194

>>17370188
You're a sociopath.

>> No.17370217

>>17370194
I am benevolence itself.

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>>17370131

>> No.17370244

>>17370229
Now that's what I'm talking about.

>> No.17370245

So this monstergirl thing is all a lie?
My whole life is a lie
THEY ARE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT ME
I can't live like that
I CAN'T LIVE

>> No.17370246
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17370246

Frog tongue

>> No.17370253
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>>17370246
That's a thicc frog.

>> No.17370264

>>17370253
I noticed frogs don't have the same negative connections in the West ad they do in Japan

>> No.17370287

>>17370264
Probably because we have popular culture like Kermit to defend the species. What is the negative connotation over there?

>> No.17370296

>>17370104
A slice of life with my waifus and I. Something comfy and mostly conflict free, showing the dynamic of how a harem of powerful MGs might survive against all odds. When I did write, most people claimed my writing style was incredibly archaic. Two years later, and here I am. Stories untold.

>> No.17370303

>>17370264
Japan hate frogs? Why?

Only thing I noticed is anime girls being scared of them.

>> No.17370317

>>17365557
Do n not let the cuteness fool you, KDF is still a bad, bad man.

>> No.17370323

>>17370317
I'm worse though so it's okay.

>> No.17370324

>>17370104
I have way too many ideas to count and too little time to write them all.

>> No.17370325

>>17370323
>worse than KDF
Part of me really wants to know.

>> No.17370328

>>17370246
>>17370253
How many of your orifices are you willing to let a frog girl shove her tongue into?

>> No.17370330 [SPOILER] 
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17370330

>>17370325
I'm still here. Biding my time.

>> No.17370332

>>17370104
A guy and a harpy as thiefs raiding tombs and dungeons
I've played numerous stories In my head just don't know how to put them in words

>> No.17370336

>>17370317
He cares more about his waifu(s? How do you count the daughteru) than most people here honestly.

>> No.17370340

>>17370330
oh hello alp

>> No.17370348

>>17370336
I wonder if daughteru dickers would have weddings where they marry their daughterus? Or would they wait till they start dicking their daughteru to have a marriage ceremony where they marry both at once?

>> No.17370349

>>17370328
Very few, but mostly because I have terrible hygiene and wouldn't want her to get sick or taste something terrible.

>> No.17370351

>>17370340
Sure makes you feel silly about picking on little old KDF now doesn't it?

>> No.17370359

I want to marry the Tanuki version of Velma Dinkley.

>> No.17370364

>>17370351
No.

>> No.17370366

>>17368140
That magic jewel is definitely another shard of the First Jewel that popped up way back in like chapter 28 or so.

It's all coming together.

>> No.17370369

>>17370317
Weird ass fetishes for fictional dog girls aside, he's a good guy. I'd much rather him than some other infamous posters.

>> No.17370373

>>17370369
This. People here really don't get how bad it could be.

>> No.17370377

>>17370349
Brush your teeth, gargle some minty mouthwash and let her at least throatrape you

>> No.17370385

>>17370359
Why not the Demon version?

>> No.17370389

>>17370385
Demons don't have fluffy tails.

>> No.17370391

>>17370332
Hope they run into a Griffon.

>> No.17370395

>>17370348
I can only speak for myself of course anon, but I'd get married to my waifu soon after meeting her, then at some point after our daughteru is born we'd have another wedding where we both get married to our daughteru.

The thought of my little daughteru in a wedding dress is really nice.

>> No.17370399

>>17370389
Not with that attitude!

>> No.17370408
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17370408

Nav can draw nice outfits.

>> No.17370423

>>17370408
Will she keep her bunny ears when she becomes an Ochi?

>> No.17370444
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17370444

Are you ready for the reality of spider marriage?

>> No.17370452

>>17370444
That is actually a nice cosplay. i would totaly hit that.

>> No.17370469

>>17370408
I'm getting some Usagi Yojimbo vibes here.
>>17370444
Well shit, 3D-not-so-pig-disgusting-after-all.

>> No.17370473

>>17370444
>3DPD

>> No.17370481

>>17370444
Ew

>> No.17370501

>>17370444
I'm more disgusted at the artifacts than the terrible shoop

>> No.17370503

>>17370444
Shame about the nose, it's pretty good otherwise.

>> No.17370506

>>17370330
Didn't you write a story about somebody fucking your waifu?

>> No.17370511

>>17370506
That somebody being a self-insert, sure.

>> No.17370536

>MS paint is dying
Let's draw some MGs in MS Paint.

>> No.17370538

>>17370536
Dying how?

>> No.17370540

>>17370348
>>17370395
>wanting to marry your own daughteru
disgusting

>> No.17370542

>>17370538
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/24/microsoft-paint-kill-off-after-32-years-graphics-editing-program

As in getting axed out of Windows 10 in an update.

>> No.17370549

>>17370542
Well jesus fucking christ Microsoft.

>> No.17370559

>>17370542
I wonder what kind of iShit-esque app trash they're going to replace it with.

>> No.17370566
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>>17370536
Kinda old, but sure

>> No.17370571

>>17370473
The best kind of D.

>> No.17370576

>>17370566
You've come some ways Dan.

>> No.17370580

>>17370391
What would the Griffon do if she catches a married grave robber? Would she still rape him regardless of that fact?

>> No.17370583
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17370583

>>17370542
>>17370536
Can you guess which movie I saw during the weekend?

>> No.17370595

>>17370511
So you self insert as the guy ntring you?

>> No.17370596

>>17370583
Dunkirk?

>> No.17370602

>>17368686
>>17368715
Lilims are incredibly hot but shitty waifus

>> No.17370603

Would you prefer spanking your waifu or having her spank you?

>> No.17370605

>>17370602
You just need to find the waifuable lilims

>> No.17370606

>>17368887
Yes. Why wouldn't I?

>> No.17370614

>>17370602
There's probably a Lilim somewhere that shares your hobbies

>> No.17370615

>>17369164
I love kancolle so it's okay

>> No.17370616

>>17370583
Homecoming
That was good.

>> No.17370620

>>17370615
Not when its always the same fucking girls, it gets super boring.

>> No.17370623

>>17369191
Tenryuu futa is great, the real issue is Tenryuu vomit.

>> No.17370624

>>17370602
They're not really that bad, that's just the OCs

>> No.17370627

>>17370623
Tenryuu is vomit-inducing.

>> No.17370628
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17370628

>>17369164
2hu is reclining

>> No.17370631

>>17370602
Don't insult Druella. She's too cuddly to hate.

>> No.17370632

>>17370627
Do not bully the Tenryuu

>> No.17370635

>>17369442
Only for hellhound or Anubis

>>17369530
Badum tss

>>17370188
See>>17370194
You're fucked up dude

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17370636

>>17370576
Thanks. I definitely feel like I've come along ok.

>> No.17370637
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17370637

>>17370631
How can anyone hate this little blob of sunshine and hope

>> No.17370638

>>17370636
Cute poutbirb. Are you a new drawfag?

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>>17370638
>Dan
>New

>> No.17370643

>>17370623
>futa is great
Leave

>> No.17370645

>>17370638
>Are you a new drawfag?
>He asks the guy literally replying to a post about how he's come a way being a drawfag
Anons are blind.

>> No.17370646

>>17370583
I know it's not that hard to achieve, but damn, the Vulture's probably the best antagonist there's been in a MCU movie.
They did almost everything right with him.

>> No.17370648

>>17370643
>bullying future alps
thats exactly what he wants anon

>> No.17370649

>>17370645
Some people make a lot of progress very quickly. I haven't noticed this guy around before.

>> No.17370653

>>17370605
>>17370624
Doubt.jpg.
They're succubi but with increased powers of fuck-with-your-mind-and-also-the-minds-of-othersabilty. I can't trust that. Every second I'd be thinking "do I want to do this or is she making me want to do this and using me for her own gains".

>>17370614
This has nothing to do with hobbies tho

>>17370631
>>17370637
The same way I hate Mercury/lightning/cadmium ext. Beautiful, but exceedingly dangerous.

>> No.17370657

>>17370627
She's not bad at all stop shitposting. I bet you also shit on Haruna.

>> No.17370662
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17370662

>>17370649
I don't really blame you if you haven't seen/heard me. I stopped coming to MG threads after /a/ stopped hosting 'em. I've only recently started posting here again.

>> No.17370664

>>17370623
Get the hell outta here /d/ick.

>> No.17370666

>>17370653
>"do I want to nuzzle her or is she making me want to do this and using me for her own cuddle gains".

>> No.17370667

>>17370653
>I can't trust that.
>Wants to get his physical benis fucked but somehow his mental benis is off-limits

>> No.17370668

>>17370623
Go away

>> No.17370673

>>17370662
Don't remember you from /a/ either. Must have been those pre-MGQ era times, then.

>> No.17370675

Anon, the Sabbath Scouts want you to chaperone their trip to the public pool!

Surely you won't let them down?

>> No.17370682

>>17370666
Cuddles lead to fucking Anon. She's a succubus, not a puppy.

>>17370667
That's right. Everyone has limits Anon. She doesn't get to fuck with my mind unless I also get to fuck with hers

>> No.17370683

I think mindflayers are pretty cool

>> No.17370685

>>17370667
Maybe he's secretly a wizard who wants to defend the steely walls of his mental fortress and is repulsed by the idea of magical charm.

I might be the same but then I remember that hormonal mind control is making her "sexy" in the first place and give in.

>> No.17370693

>>17370682
There's nothing wrong with fucking. I'd love to fuck a succubus that I just finished cuddling, or even do both at the same time.

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17370694

>>17370673
Probably. Also, I was pretty much small time when compared to other artists that were populating those MG threads on /a/ years back.

>> No.17370696

>>17370616
I didn't care for it

>> No.17370697
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17370697

Rocket propelled DE bombs.

>> No.17370703

>>17370675
NEVER

>>17370693
I'm sure you'd also be fine with mind rape. I am not.

>> No.17370706

>>17370694
Top cute. It's nice to see someone draw some actual facial structures for once.

>> No.17370715

>>17370675
Sure, as long as my daughteru is okay with showing me off to her friends. My daughteru and I would have to do our best to not 'distract' each other, but I'm sure we'd manage.

>> No.17370717
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>>17370703
I'd be fine with mind love. It'd be my ultimate fetish to have cuddlesex with my darling Mindflayer in the lotus position while getting her tentacles so deep in my brain that they touch.

>> No.17370721

>>17370717
>"How can you say you love her if you won't even connect your brains?"

>> No.17370722

>>17370683
I d too, and I haven't been flayed.

>> No.17370725

>>17370503
>Shame about the nose
Anon, it's a edited photo. The nose is literally a real, normal human nose. It's as close to an okay nose as you can get.
Or are you just being satirical because nose criticism is essentially a massive meme now?

>> No.17370727

>>17370697
Demonic Energy thermonuclear reactors!

>> No.17370728

>>17370682
>unless I also get to fuck with hers
You stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back, anon. By fucking with your mind she willingly and lewdly leaves herself exposed to be fucked by yours in turn.

You're going to make her heart-pupil the moment she peers into your mind to find your thoughts of princess-carrying her!

>> No.17370737

>>17370725
It's a real, unattractive nose. It might be a bit poorly lit, lights from above like that can make a lot of normal noses look ugly.

>> No.17370744

>>17370717
>Mindflayer
I KNEW IT

>>17370728
What if she only finds fetishes jp wouldn't approve of, an firearms obsession, crippling insecurity, lazyness, supidity, and video game music?

>> No.17370753

>>17370675
Could you imagine how shameful to be if they asked you to chaperone in front of all your friends? Whether your a Lolicon or not that could cause some serious damage, or some sitcom shenanigans.

Id accept their offer, just not publicly.

>> No.17370754

>>17370744
Silly anon, she knew what she was getting herself into the moment she laid eyes on you so many years ago. Not just your pants,
but your heart.

>> No.17370758

>>17370737
Now I know for a fact you're being satirical.
You're playing the act well, but nobody could actually be this deluded.

>> No.17370763

>>17370744
There are about twenty fetishes that /jp/ doesn't approve of that KC's universe does.
Laziness and stupidity are cute.
With the power of magic, you can live out your shooter game music video fantasies.
I'm sure she'd be fine.

>> No.17370766

>>17370758
Anon pls, if the cosplayer your 3d waifu or something? You're not making any sense.

>> No.17370769

>>17370766
He just can't believe someone would be that petty, I think.
I'm going to echo that other guy that the image resolution is actually more of a detracting factor.

>> No.17370774

>>17370763
>There are about twenty fetishes that /jp/ doesn't approve of that KC's universe does.
like what?

>> No.17370777

>>17370774
>Asking for what will undoubtedly shit up the thread for the trillionth time

>> No.17370780

>>17370766
Of everything there is in the image to criticise, the nose isn't one of them. It's about as standard and inoffensive as its possible for a nose to be.
You've been letting this /mgt/ nose meme get to your head so hard, it's skewed your perspective entirely.

>> No.17370781

>>17370774
>>17370777
Yeah, not going to list stuff.
I will point out that two monsters from the MGE can't even be posted here due to global rules.

>> No.17370785

>>17370657
I don't, nice try.

>> No.17370792

>>17370753
You're going to a public pool anon, someone is going to see you there for sure.

>> No.17370795

>>17370774
D O G D I C K S
O
G
D
I
C
K
S

>> No.17370802

>>17370774
Cough cait sith cough

>>17370754
A... alright, but she doesn't get to go slutting around the town. I want some commitment. Yes I am clingy, I know.

>>17370763
>Lazyness and stupidity are cute
Oh fuck I'm not sure I want to be yui from k-on. I'd much rather have her cure it.

>>17370795
Hey now, that's just a meme. I think.

>> No.17370807

>>17370675
Of course not.

Oniichan is here to ensure they have fun in the sun

>> No.17370838
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17370838

The Order can't keep getting away with this!

>> No.17370845

>>17370703
>>17370715
>>17370753
>>17370807
Be careful anons, those little girls can be very teasing in their revealing Sabbathite swimsuits.

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>>17370838

let me pack my bags

>> No.17370849

>>17370802
Wonderland Tea transforms you into a big ol' pupper, and I think something in reference to the diamond trumparts hints at the doggofication too. So if it's a meme, it's one based in truth.

>> No.17370854

>>17370802
>but she doesn't get to go slutting around the town.
She's only a slut for your love. She'll go dressed in a conservative long skirt when going out in public with you because she knows how wild it gets you to see the silk-smooth fabric of her skirt hugging her legs and following her movements with every step she takes forward. She knows how much it excites you to imagine her body underneath, wishing to peek at each passing moment yet controlling yourself enough not to, until back in the bedroom the soothing sound of the fabric sliding off her legs as she takes it off goes through your ears like fine music.
Her conservative dresses will only accentuate the figure underneath, yearning to see her taking them off in such slow and elegant manner, lewdly in the bedroom yet still holding such pure beauty and elegance in public.
She is a lilim, anon. Her realm is beauty, and to think it's only limited to the sexual deviancy your carnal desires so dearly demand is foolish at best. The first time you see her with such clothing and demeanor worthy of a great maiden in your first date, your eyes will widen and your heart will beat the hardest it has ever beaten. She'll ask you to be hers, yet in return she'll be yours entirely and exclusively, both in body and soul.

>> No.17370861

>>17370849
I think Wonderland tea isn't limited to just that. Anything's possible depends on the one who made it.

>> No.17370866

>>17370845
They can tease all they want, the only thing they're getting is ice cream and fun

>> No.17370870

>>17370861
So you're saying it could turn the drinker into other things, too? Neat.
I'd want to drink it and turn into a giant armadillo.

>> No.17370871

>>17370845
Fortunately I'm impervious to any teasing that doesn't come from my daughteru!

Unfortunately my daughteru would love to tease me, especially when she's wearing a cute swimsuit.

>> No.17370872

>>17370871
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.17370885

>>17370872
I bet it's Monorus.

>> No.17370899

>>17370871
Let me guess, her swimsuit is latex?

>> No.17370902

>>17370870
Probably more than just forced transformations.

>tea that makes you need no sleep for a week
>tea that makes you drool rainbows
>tea that tastes like grilled sausages
>etc

It's impossible to tell what the Mad Hatter is preparing for you though

>> No.17370910

>>17370871
>his waifu isn't a legal loli
Look at him and laugh. My waifu will be cute forever.

>> No.17370921

>>17370899
There's a good possibility of that anon, yes. She may not even need to tease me if she wore one of her latex swimsuits, especially if she wore her pink latex one-piece with white polka dots and a little skirt on it.

>>17370910
No anon, my waifu is a regular-sized girl with big boobs and a nice butt because both body types are equally as appealing to me. Just because my waifu isn't a loli doesn't mean she isn't cute either!

>> No.17370947

>>17370921
My daughteru is a big girl with big boobs and a huge butt, but I don't molest her because I have my waifu.

>> No.17370950

>>17370623
>using my hours old post that got ignored to shitpost
Tenryuu deserves better than this.

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>>17369620
If you slip into one, you're marrying her.

>> No.17370952

>>17370947
Whatever makes you happy anon.

>> No.17370964

Would a monster girl respect a man's wish if he really, really wanted to stay single?

>> No.17370970

>>17370964
Only the good girls would. They'd then get NTR'd hard by a bad girl.

>> No.17370975

>>17370970
Girls can't cuck other girls

>> No.17370976

>>17370964
I doubt Succubi would listen. She'll drag him into a demon realm and turn him into an incubus

>> No.17370983

>>17370854
Different anon. Will she lewdly tease/rape me in risky places that are barely out of public view? Will she force me to satisfy her?

>> No.17370984

>>17370975
t. Bicorn

>> No.17370989

>>17370964
No, they'd just brainwash you into wanting to be with them.

>> No.17370990

>>17370854
W-woah hey now I'm just looking for companionship, seriously, I told you I was clingy. I have like no sexual drive

>> No.17370991

>>17365557
>QS will never write loli Hellhounds again
end my suffering.

>> No.17370999

>>17370984
No such thing as a monstergirl cuckquean

>> No.17371001

>>17370983
Only if the lilim is 100% certain nobody will find the two of you, even though she might not tell you about said certainty. Anything lewd about her is only yours, and anything lewd about you is only hers for the taking.

>>17370990
>I have like no sexual drive
Sounds like a problem. And she's the solution.

>> No.17371007

>>17371001
Damnit I'll fuck her all she likes when night comes, I want her to do something for me for once- to genuinely appreciate me for who I am. And a hug.

>> No.17371010

https://exhentai.org/g/1089824/9e9ab44653/
Would you make a Monoeye Amazon into your maid onadoll?

>> No.17371012

Mental age aside, what is the youngest physical aged monstergirl you'd put your dick inside?

>> No.17371015

>>17371012
30.

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>>17370991
The best.

>> No.17371018

>>17371007
And a hug.
Lous position with lots of kissing. Only the best for the one she loves.

>> No.17371024

>>17371012
Humpty egg

>> No.17371025

>>17371012
Actually put my dick inside? Maybe around 4.

>> No.17371030

>>17371012
10
Coincidentally the same as for Paladin-chans.

>> No.17371034

>>17370991
>>17371016
I'm sorry anons, it wouldn't feel right to continue. Those two were my favorite characters I wrote about as Quicksilver and I still miss them sometimes, but it just wouldn't feel right.

>> No.17371039

>>17371018
Love>>>> lust

>> No.17371044

>>17371034
Aww.

>> No.17371049

>>17371001
I'll do my best to satisfy her lusts, even if she forces me to in inconvinient locations!

>> No.17371050

>>17371012
8

>> No.17371053

Maybe lilims ain't awful but they're way too obsessed with sex
>They're lilims that's what they do
I know, why i find them to be off putting

>> No.17371054

>>17370991
Kobold Daughter meets up with the two loli hellhound twins.
The Kobold Daughter ends up making the hellhounds even lewder than they already were.

>> No.17371056

>>17371012
12

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>>17371039
Anon, she lusts after you specifically because she loves you. She fantasizes of what she wants to do your first date once the two of you come to the conclusion you're made for each other. Can you blame such a romantic girl? She's more than willing to take her time for you to be comfortable with her as a person. Why do you think she hans't broken through your window and make you an ahegaoing mess?
She's patient. She not only has the confidence to get to you through traditional methods, she also has the means to make any competitors of such dreadful rape-happy caliber stay away. Ushi-onis or manticores who want to jump on you without even a single thought as to what your tastes are, aiming to mindbreak you like the faceless old women they are... From the shadows, she protects you, even if you're not aware of it. She's fine with you not knowing, since she doesn't do it for material gain or as a means to an end. Knowing you won't be ruined for marriage while she's still standing is a good enough reward for her.

>> No.17371066

>>17371053
That's pretty much every girl in MGE though, with how at least half their entries are about sex.

>> No.17371067

>>17371053
Maybe you can give them a female circumcision like what they do in rural Africa to keep women's desires in check

>> No.17371068

>>17371012
Depending on body type and size probably 12 or 13.

>> No.17371074

>>17371067
>How to get Lescatie'd in one easy step

>> No.17371076

>>17371066
KC isn't competent enough a writer to go into detail about anything else.

>> No.17371077

>>17371058
>willing to take her time f
What if I'm a time lord?

>> No.17371078

>>17371054
I don't know anon, the loli Hellhounds were plenty lewd already. I mean, they tied their father up and raped him a few days after he adopted them. It is pretty neat to imagine them being my daughteru's senpais though.

>> No.17371081

>>17371076
Leave KC alone

>> No.17371082

>>17370951
That has to be the most bullshit gameover possible
You could be a high level hero who came to Zipangu to defeat a legendary Ochimusha and do some side quests, then you slip on some suspiciously placed slime, get a faceful of eel breasts, next thing you know you became sous-chef at a small food stand where you work with your Unagi-Joro wife to secure your future 12 daughters good educations.

>> No.17371083

>>17371067
Pls stop

>>17371066
Well sure but that's because he wants to be raped

>> No.17371085

>>17371082
No self-respecting high level hero would let himself slip on a tiny bit of eels slime anon, that's just silly.

>> No.17371093

>>17371082
>12 eel daughters
Whether or not your an incest fag that sounds like a fun family. Would definitely fight for their education!

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>>17371054
Kobolds and Hellhounds are natural wingmen for each other.

>> No.17371097

>>17371058
Alright alright that's pretty cute
I appreciate the willing to keep me, me, thing, that's what I was worried about all along

>> No.17371098

>>17371093
Sounds hecka slimy to me. How would you even keep a clean house with all those cute little eel daughterus sliming it up all the time?

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>>17371081
Kenkou Cross(dressing)

>> No.17371104

>>17371054
>>17371078
I guess fatheru fuckers would have to stick together.

>> No.17371107

>>17371083
What else can you do?

>> No.17371108 [DELETED] 

>>17371096
Kobolds are much more forgettable

>>17371099
I see boobs

>> No.17371112

>>17371107
Try to be honest, earnest, but prepared and hope for the best.

>> No.17371116 [DELETED] 

>>17371099
Ah, that sensei-chan is just too cute. I'm going to rape her!

>> No.17371137

>>17371098
Maybe there'd be some patented anti-slime spray you could apply to the floors? Alternatively you just deal with it and embrace the mess, disgusting as it may be to those not accustomed to it.

>> No.17371138 [DELETED] 

>>17371116
>her

>> No.17371145

>>17371137
Or you could force all your eel daughterus to wear plastic suits so they don't slime everywhere.

>> No.17371153

>>17371098
Somehow even more gross than having Slime slime all over the house.
Because now it's fish-flavored.

>> No.17371154 [DELETED] 

>>17371138
Flat, plain succubi are my favorite. I'm going to make her addicted to sinful student on teacher dickings!

>> No.17371167

>>17371145
That sounds uncomfortable as fuck.

>> No.17371169

>>17371153
disgusting.

>> No.17371174

>>17371167
Too bad, there is no other way.

>> No.17371184

>>17371174
You don't sound like someone who should marry the eel.

>> No.17371191

>>17371167
There's a certain man who keeps his wife and daughteru in similar suits, and they seem to like it.

>> No.17371192

>>17371137
The floor material itself could be anti-slime. A spray would definitely be handy for furniture and beds though

>>17371153
>>17371169
You guys are mean. Eel slime is clean, healthy and gives off a faint good smell
It's a dangerous slipping hazard, but that aside it's all positives
If your Unagi-Joro wife doesn't feed you her slime in cooked meals at least once a day then she is failing at being a good partner.

>> No.17371193

Friendly reminder that Eel whore waifus will force feed you their slime till you love it.

Eel whore daughterus might do the same.

>> No.17371199

>>17371098
Cover the floors in tarp, and wash them/swap them out for another set at the end of every day.

>> No.17371204 [DELETED] 

>>17371099
Trapfags are cancer.

>> No.17371207

>>17371193
Don't call them whores

>> No.17371208

>>17371191
It'd be like wearing a body-sized condom that just grows bigger and bigger the more slime they secrete. That'd be awful.

>>17371192
This man understands the charm of the eel.

>>17371193
And that doesn't sound half bad!

>> No.17371213

>>17371191
I don't 'keep' them in anything anon, they wear what they want to wear! It just so happens that they think latex and similar clothing materials are comfy.

I am strongly against forcing girls to wear clothing they don't want to wear, other anon sounds mean.

>> No.17371214

>>17371208
>It'd be like wearing a body-sized condom that just grows bigger and bigger the more slime they secrete. That'd be awful.
And yet, you managed to make it sound so hot.

>> No.17371215

>>17371193
Will they also want to apply the slime directly to the testicles? Would they use a sort of a rod to push the slime inside and towards the balls?

>> No.17371217 [DELETED] 

>>17371204
Traps are cute
What monstergirl would be willing to become a cute trap for me?

>> No.17371219 [DELETED] 

>>17371204
True.

>> No.17371225

>>17371207
But that's the literal translation of Unagi-jorou.

>>17371215
What the fuck? No way. Eel slime is food, you don't put food in your dick.

>> No.17371227 [DELETED] 

>>17371154
>man
>succubus
>her

>> No.17371232

>>17371225
>you don't put food in your dick.
Says you.

>> No.17371236 [DELETED] 

>>17371217
Take your faggotry elsewhere.

>> No.17371245

>>17371193
If your eel daughter presents you bento box she cooked all by herself, it's your duty as a father to tell her to give it to the shota next door instead
Only an eel's lover should eat her slime

>>17371215
What a weird idea
You'll get plenty energized with them just rubbing their slime all over you and feeding it to you. They don't need to shove it into your other orifices, and if you asked one to do so she would be very worried

>> No.17371251 [DELETED] 

>>17371217
A mimic

>> No.17371256
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17371256

Enjoy your fishy everything instead of fruit flavored wife.

>> No.17371264

>>17371256
I hate slimes

>> No.17371268

>>17371256
>Those three tendrils with the faces on them werre human women, once

>> No.17371272

>>17371264
Slimes still love you.

>> No.17371280

>>17371268
That is fucking terrifying

>>17371272
The slimes will have to wait, thanks. I'm still deciding if I'm attracted to lilims right now

>> No.17371283

>>17371268
>>17371280
That's not how it works. They're just goofy appendages.
1 woman = 1 Slime core

>> No.17371287

>>17371256
I can't decide what flavor of waifu I'd like. Maybe winegrapes.

>> No.17371288

>>17370984
You know, it would be funny to see this happen in a senario.
Just a bicorn findung a married man and not understand Why it is a problem.

>> No.17371294

>>17371283
If you creampie her enough, one of these appendages will grow it's own core and become her own Slime
I'm not sure if it would be your daughter, or your wife's sister

>> No.17371297

Why is that I'm attracted to evil and/or evil looking mgs?

>> No.17371302

>>17371294
>I'm not sure if it would be your daughter, or your wife's sister
It'd be both

>> No.17371308

>>17371283
Oh, right.
I'd still prefer to think of them as transformed humans though.

>> No.17371313

>>17371297
Because you have amazing taste.

>> No.17371312
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>>17371297
Because they're the best.

>> No.17371315

>>17371297
You like femdom/ have good taste.

Kc made all the sexy mgs assholes for some reason

>> No.17371320

>>17371294
Slimes are weird. The division stars off as more or less a clone, but they're their own person starting from that point and so can end up being very different after some time.
In the case of Dark Slimes they'd get their own core too.

>> No.17371321

>>17371312
Not that one, she's trash.

>> No.17371330

>>17371321
Why do you think that?

>> No.17371333

>>17371308
I mean, they can create new Dark Slimes by turning women into a new core, but as far as I know the only "we are Legion" kind of MG is Chimaeras.

>> No.17371335

>>17371308
What if you started dating a Dark Slime and then when things got to the bedroom you realized that she actually has three slime cores?
Hope you like fucking Slime Triplets anon.

>> No.17371339

I miss the anon who did mg maids.
I put in a request and wasn't lucky enough to get it

>> No.17371344

>>17371335
>Trojan slimes
Panic

>> No.17371350

>>17371335
One core in each hand, one core being penetrated by the dick.
By the time you're done, their consistency is effectively zero, and they're just a puddle of purple water spilling out onto the bed and the floor.

>> No.17371352

>>17371330
Ballbusting.

>> No.17371363

>>17371315
honestly no. I'm not submissive.
I don't like femdom, not even domination. I want to fight for them so I can show that I'm equal to them. Also constantly taunting each other and fighting for the dominant position seems fun.
I have a bad personality too and I guess I'm attracted to jerk mgs.

>> No.17371372

>>17371352
I'd let her do it. She's just so beautiful, and as a Lich I'm sure she could repair them.

>> No.17371379

>>17371372
Anon no.

>> No.17371397

>>17371379
I'd do anything for her. I'd let her do anything to me. Although I guess having a mindflayer turn her into a good girl would be the best, I can't see a way to defeat her and overpower her enough to let the flayer work her over.

>> No.17371403

>>17371397
1. Crack phylactery.
2. Touch anywhere.

>> No.17371413

>>17371403
She's a supremely powerful sorceress, how will I ever find her phylactery? Worst case scenario she's put it in my ball or prostate.

>> No.17371415 [DELETED] 

>>17371236
Otoko no ko is getting more popular
Even showing up in shit like fate

>> No.17371416

>>17371413
That would have required her to not have been a Lich.
In any event fuck off.

>> No.17371426

>>17371416
She very well might have only Lich'd out 25 years ago.

>> No.17371435
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Reminder that winter monstergirls are pure as snow

>> No.17371440

>>17371435
I want to bukkake an Ice Queen long and hard enough that the frozen semen forms a dress for her.

>> No.17371449

Reminder that the perfect harem size is one that can make an adventuring party

>> No.17371480

>>17371449
Depending on the setting an adventuring party could be anywhere between 2 and over 100.

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>>17371449
That I can agree with.

>> No.17371489

>Anon has a ballbusting fetish
>MG wife doesn't know what that is
>He explains it to her
>She freaks out
>Calls the psychiatrist, the police, the news, anyone
>They air that night on local TV as some sob story
>She's bawling her eyes out demanding to know what's wrong with her husband
>He's being restrained and loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher
>The emergency flayer just arrived to take perform a psychiatric examination
>MGCPD find more on his computer
>The the high profile exposure of online communities for this triggers public outcry
>Flustered smol doppelganger president delivers address in front of press vultures
>"It's obvious that this illness in men is caused by going too long without knowing the love of a woman."
>Promises to crack down on "sick" single men
>Special Hellhound task forces are assembled and suspected individuals are raided without mercy

>> No.17371490

>>17371480
>he doesn't want a viking band of cold themed girls

>> No.17371505 [DELETED] 

>>17371489
I still feel like she was overreacting. Mammon Obama will fix it anyway and probably make me empty out like a geyser all over her hands when she does it.

>> No.17371511 [DELETED] 

>>17371505
I mean, she's getting the energy all at once instead of having to milk me a hundred times. That's got to be nice, right?

>> No.17371512 [DELETED] 

>>17371415
Traps have always been popular and I'm pretty sure pink hair is an old character

>> No.17371516

>>17371449
Then that raises the question, what is a good party size?
I'm used to 4, though 3 works great too

>> No.17371528

>>17369005
I'm into it.

>> No.17371530

>>17371516
It's obviously 6.

>> No.17371531

>>17371489
I don't see what the big deal is anon, there's nothing wrong with some light LIGHT ball slapping when the waifu is in a femdom mood.

>> No.17371532

>>17371489
I hate hellhounds. Good thing I have a yeller-o-mattic by my nightstand

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>>17371449
Just because I have a party doesn't mean I have to fuck them all.

>> No.17371544

>>17371485
>Flirty Demon heroine
>Ditzy Pharaoh Princess
>Heretic Baphomet Black Mage
>Easily Flustered Elf Healer
>Genki Dark Slime Knight
>Lewd Tentacle Fighter
>Goofy Ochimusha Support (Bard)
>Kuu Automaton Rogue

And I'd be the bartender they all flirt with after successful quests and beg for drinks after failed ones.

>> No.17371545

>>17371485
That's a pretty damn good chart anon.
>>17371490
I mean, I can't say I wouldn't fall head over heals if a group of big muscled viking monster girls decided I was now their husband and they would protect me on my adventures.

>> No.17371562

>>17371545
You'd have to cook for them, anon. Imagine how much a hundred Yetis, Ice Queens, Wendigos, Whitehorns and so on eat. How will you satisfy them? They'll demand an impossible amount of hugs and dickings, especially on long, cold, wet sea crossings.

>> No.17371564

>>17371480
That's for you to figure out.

>>17371485
Party wives are best wives


>>17371516
4 or five

>> No.17371576

>>17371536
Incorrect.
You're pretty much obligated to unless you're the party equivalent of the middle aged, slightly racist uncle

>> No.17371586

>>17371449
The perfect harem is not harem at all, only 1 or 2 girls.

>> No.17371587

>>17371576
I want to bully my party by gushing about my waifu all the time, worshipping the dirt she walks on, and having extremely lewd slow sex with her every day in plain view of all the frustrated girls.

>> No.17371589

>>17371576
>slightly racist
>slightly
Who do you think I am, anon?

>> No.17371590

>>17371576
I wish that made an ounce of sense.

>> No.17371594

>>17371562
I'll just become a main character, I mean how hard can it be? And not a modern harem main character either, one of those harem hentai main characters that just wins.

>> No.17371599

>>17371531
>hey anon, c'mere
>I read this neat trick in Cosmon and I want to try it out

>> No.17371614

>>17371485
only if I can be a drunk paladin

>> No.17371624

>>17371589
I dunno but what I can say is that being the most talkative member of the party while having no people skills is fantastic.

>>17371590
You homes don't burn down if they're made of stone

>> No.17371667

>>17370444
those are some ROCKING tits, but those legs are creepy. also, her nose is a little big

>> No.17371676

>>17370694
do you have an archive or gallery of your work?

>> No.17371709

>>17369278
Elf Wight.

>> No.17371779

>>17367549
I habitually check some of my favorite dead writefags' pastes in the vain hope that one day they'll finish or have updated without saying.

Looking at you YBA

>> No.17371794
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>I made a gibberish speaking cyclops girl my maid [English]

>> No.17371837

>>17370317
KDF is unironically one of my favorite posters and content creators

>> No.17371876

>>17371562
25 lbs of stretchy meat a day for the Wendis

>> No.17371903

>>17371794
Is that gonna be by the same guy who made the doujin of some schmuck basically adopting a mentally handicapped and deformed cyclops girl?

Because I certainly hope so.

>> No.17371922

>>17371903
It is.

>> No.17371929
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I want to be butler and sex slave to a chuuni princess Monoeye.

>> No.17371938

>>17371929
I don't think I've read a less appealing sentence in my life.
And I've seen the MGQ discussions.

>> No.17371942

>>17371929
I want a wife
Or friend
Something

>> No.17371943

>>17371938

I don't think I've seen a less intelligent person in my life, and I've been on /pol/.

>> No.17371947

>>17371794

I want to be a gibberish speaking butler for a rich and powerful monster who rescued me from certain death.

>> No.17371948

>>17371942
I'll be your friend anon.

>> No.17371949

>>17371929
Why is she wearing the same uniform that Senran Kagura character wears?

>> No.17371951

>>17371949
She's a chuuni and she's cosplaying?

>> No.17371959
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>>17371779
>tfw I was never a popular writefag, no matter how much I tried to be a good writer
>People don't reminisce about me and wonder where I've gone, so I never have to feel that guilt since I fell out of writing for the thread

It all worked out in the end.

>> No.17371962

>>17371010
The real question is would you do so twice?
https://exhentai.org/g/1089826/f8381ddfc0/?p=1

>> No.17371968

>>17371959
Who art thou?

>> No.17371971

>>17371951
She should have picked a better character.

>> No.17371976

>>17371959
Well, everyone forgot about me and my mediocre writing too. You're not alone. Though, I do have that one anon that misses me for some reason.

>> No.17371995

>>17371948
Alright which one of us has to alp

>> No.17372012

>>17371968
If I tell you, you'll just try to guilt trip me, and this good thing I've got going will come to an end.
Fuck it, I'll tell you anyway.
https://pastebin.com/u/Headsharts

>> No.17372017

>>17372012
Write more lactation stuff you sod.

>> No.17372018

>>17372012
I loved your yeti story

>> No.17372025

>>17372012
Your Anubis stories led me to fall in love with my waifu, thank you for those.

>> No.17372036

>>17371676
Yeah.
For only my MG stuff: touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=3724
for all of my art: bigbanter.tumblr.com

>> No.17372046

>>17372036
Leave and don't come back.

>> No.17372051

>>17372036
2B on the front page!

>> No.17372052

>>17372046
>You store your content in the wrong place, fucker!

>> No.17372063

>>17372052
Nigger.

>> No.17372084

>>17372046
>>17372063
/mgt/ in a nutshell

>> No.17372110

>>17370662
>>17370673
>>17370694
>>17372036
I like the dragon. Maybe you could try doing requests and commissions?

>> No.17372133

>>17372017
I remember I had an idea for some sort of continuation to that pygmy anubis in space thing. Except it was with a shortstack lich or baphomet or something. But I do remember it was going to have too much lactation in it.
Maybe I'll dig that up and work on it. Don't wait for it though.

>>17372018
I've always had second thoughts about that, but I'm glad you loved it. Thanks.

>>17372025
I hope that's you, Anonlich. Because if it isn't, it means I've set another poor soul down the deliciously dark and fluffy path from which there's no turning back.

>> No.17372134

Antidepressant slimes.

>> No.17372142
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>>17372134
Tsun Rattlesnakes

>> No.17372148

>>17372142
Tsun monster girls.

>> No.17372152
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>>17372134
That's just SCP-999.

>> No.17372155

>>17372134
This is kinda what I see "cleansed" bubble slimes as.
Once you get them to a non-polluted environment they're more of a pharmaceutical slime, detoxifying and/or medicating whatever they touch. I imagine they smell lightly like pine-sol.

>> No.17372159

>>17372152
There is nothing wrong with that, though.

>> No.17372164
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How do you feel if an alp took up comedy to see you smile?

>> No.17372168

>>17372164
>look mom I posted the picture again

>> No.17372171
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>>17372110
I've done a few requests here and there for people. I already do commissions too. Pic is an example of a commission I've done.

>> No.17372173

>>17372164
This is the gayest thing I've seen all month, and I read through all of JoJo part 5 just last week.
Remove yourself to /d/ or /y/.

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>>17372164
I see this image every fucking thread, go away already you obnoxious fucking faggot.

>> No.17372184

>>17372159
Never said there was. She's an altruistic, joy-bringing lifesaver. And is perfect for having endless bouncy fun with.

>> No.17372185

>>17372133
>Anonlich
Nope.

>> No.17372193

>>17372184
Do not fuck the happy slime.

>> No.17372203

>>17372193
There isn't a single reason why not to.

>> No.17372209

>>17372164
I really don't see the appeal to Alps unless you're into TS hentai or similarly strange fetishes.

>> No.17372221

>>17372203
Something as pure and innocent as that shouldn't be lewded.

>> No.17372223

>>17372193
I would love to be the doctor that SCP-172 goes yandere for and murders a lot of people so she can show how much she loves me.

>> No.17372225

>>17372223
I don't think it's even capable of yan.

>> No.17372232

>>17370444
Honestly have to see the legs move around, she is super pretty though.

>> No.17372236

>>17372185
Then in that case, welcome to the endless pain of waifuing the best monstergirl there is, and living every day without her beside you.
If you're the dude who's been commissioning the pics of the green-eyed anubis with the nice dresses, then I have a massive amount of respect for your good taste.

>> No.17372249

>>17370697
Recreational DE nukes

>> No.17372252

>>17372164
I'd rather he just make me happy

>> No.17372260

>>17372171
Every time i see this yeti i have the urge to breed.

>> No.17372281
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The profile states that a salamander in love would follow your around loudly declaring it.
that must get annoying.

>> No.17372285

>>17372164
I'd have a one-night-stand with an alp, but that's it. They don't deserve true love like real MGs do.

>> No.17372286

What other monstergirl communities are out there?

>> No.17372287

>>17372281
I forget that you have to refuse her to get to that point

>> No.17372288

>>17372249
>when that skank succubus next door breaks the NAP by touching your husbands shoulder so you blast her with your recreational Bimbo Begone Beams
If i had a automaton memeball edit id post it but sadly i dont.

>> No.17372289

>>17372281
What, you think they're modest or something?

>> No.17372291

>>17372281
But that's cute!

>> No.17372293

>>17371449
The only harem I'd be open to having would be five p'orcs.

>> No.17372304

>>17372260
That Yeti works in HR, you'd better be careful about cuddlefucking the Yeti

>> No.17372312

>>17372281
Salamander art that I haven't seen.

>> No.17372314

>>17372281
>salamander stalker that gets increasing loud with her declarations
>her tail flame increases with her volume
>eventuly she's talking about her love like its an epic oven in history, and her tails enough to light a street at night

>> No.17372321

>>17372293
>The only harem I'd be open to having would be five p'orcs.
Do it. Name them now and give them all a specific personality trait.
Or don't. I'm not a cop, I'm just some bored anon who wants to talk about P'Orcs and their sweet, succulent, sinful booties.

>> No.17372329

>>17372314
I would like to silence her by stroking her tail

>> No.17372337

>>17372281
>Barbarian Anon getting followed by a Salamander he bested in melee combat
>Starts with stuff like "That's my husband! He's just not opened his heart to me yet!"
>Anon's just ignoring her
>As time goes on, she gets louder and lewder with her declarations
>"YOU THINK HE'S BIG NOW? JUST WAIT UNTIIL YOU SEE HOW BIG HE MAKES MY BELLY WHEN HE KNOCKS ME UP WITH OUR FIRST TRIPLETS!"
>Anon finally snapping and kabe-donning her, leaving a handprint in the building wall, his presence making her feel like she'll melt
>Wordlessly moves on, back into the woods
>He's wrapped in his traveling cloak for the night against a tree, trying to sleep
>The crackling of her tail fire seems to irritate her as he holds her in his steely gaze
"Come here."
>Begrudgingly he opens it up, allowing her to snuggle against him, warming them both up with her tail's fire and mutual body heat
>Even if he won't admit that he's her husband, his embrace gives her some comfort
>The birds roosting in the forest get woken up near dawn by the sound of ferocious tiger levels of fucking, with at least one tree getting toppled

>> No.17372358

Scaring your Lizardman daughteru so bad that her tail falls off!

>> No.17372363

>>17372321
>naming p'orcs
>not just calling them breeding sows 1 - 5
I'd give them names if I was good at coming up with names. I haven't put much thought into personalities either, other than them being submissive and being subservient to me, their master. I just like the idea of 5 p'orcs serving me hand and foot, fucking them hard, and falling asleep in a pile of satisfied p'orcs.

>> No.17372395

>>17372155
Nurse bubble slime is a good girl

>> No.17372407

>>17372337
I wanna fuck a tiger alright

>> No.17372419

>>17372337
I don't know if I'd be embarrassed or flattered if a monster declared her love for me in public.

>> No.17372423

>>17372337
>>17372407
Mge says semen and love (and semen) turns things into waifus right? Like kobolds (I think, maybe dog-sith or whatever their name was) were originally dogs that got turned into mgs so they could more easily fuck their owners right?

So if I broke into a zoo and made love to a tigress every night (consensually of course, it probably wouldn't work otherwise), would she eventually turn into a jinko waifu?

>> No.17372425

>>17372423
You're really dumb man.

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>>17372423

>consensual

looking forward to your mauling

>> No.17372436

>>17372425
It's not stupid if it works

>>17372428
What? You think I'm gonna hog the covers afterwards? I'm a smart guy, I'll make her feel good, and if she's not up for it I'll try again another day or with another girl.

>> No.17372441

>>17372423
Go to sleep, /k/.

>> No.17372442

>>17372423
Yes anon! In fact that's the secret to making them real in this world now!
Hurry! Find the nearest zoo and start making love to a tigress! Everyone in this thread really, really wants you to go do it!

>> No.17372455

>>17372441
I don't think /k/ sleeps. They just get under a camo tarp and look out their bedroom window through a scope until the sun rises.

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>>17372441
how did you know

>>17372442
Oh wow I really wanna to this now
I'll try the Lions too.
I'd really like to try the jaguars, (Brazilian chicks always have the best asses) but I'm not sure I'd fit. I'm not that big but cat dicks are pretty small.

>> No.17372466

>>17372441
Oh boy is /k/ the new fucking boogeyman?

>> No.17372471

>>17372463
/k/ has a history with animal fucking.

>>17372466
Lurk more you retarded newfag.

>> No.17372475

>>17372466
Lighten up Anon. It's a joke. No-one thinks ill of /k/.
But due to famous past events, they are the go-to party when the subject of bestiality is brought up.

>> No.17372483

Abaggijawah finish pt 4 you fuck

>> No.17372487

>>17372466
This>>17372471 >>17372475 is right. I know two guys rape deer and some fuck horses. Don't ask. They're country boys.

>> No.17372492

>>17372475
>>17372471
Is it really beastiality if it might turn into a girl?

>> No.17372493

>>17372487
I need this on a t-shirt

>> No.17372499

>>17372466
/k/'s just yet another one o those boards that makes /pol/'s cries of hating "degeneracy" while on this site even more hilarious.

Monster Girl related stuff. Would you let your Monster Girl wife chose your clothes for you? Or vice versa?

>> No.17372504

>>17372492
Yes.

>> No.17372506

>>17372492
until it does, yes.

>> No.17372524

>>17372492
Yes.

>> No.17372526

>>17372504
>>17372506
But then is it retroactively not bestiality? If somebody interrupts our private time, but she turns into a girl while I'm awaiting trial, can they still charge me? Would my family be assuaged?

>>17372499
This is monstergirl related. I wouldn't let her choose everything but I'd take some of her advice and suggestions. People have said I look a bit odd, which I don't get but whatever.

>> No.17372538

>>17372526
No its still bestiality. once you're fucking the girl its not bestiality, but that doesn't retroactively make every other time not bestiality.

>> No.17372540

>>17372526
No, it's still bestiality anon.
Stop trying.

>> No.17372545

>>17372285
Alps deserve to be held at night and filled with kids.

>> No.17372546

>>17372526
I wouldn'tve guessed people thought you were odd mr tiger fucker

>> No.17372548

>>17372538
What if she was always a mg, just trapped inside a tiger prison until my semen set her free?

>> No.17372556

>>17372548
You should be purged.

>> No.17372558

>>17372548
Anon.
Do yourself a favor and stop.

>> No.17372559

>>17372540
Is it at least forgivable/understandable bestiality then? These things are all about context. Sometimes the ends justify the means.

>>17372546
?

>> No.17372561

>>17372492
Pretty sure that's a yes. At the very least, the intent to commit bestiality exists.
Even if it turns into a girl afterwards, at the time, you proved you were willing to commit bestiality, and actually carried it out. So you could be charged under that definition.

>> No.17372564

>>17372548
Unless she psychically jerked you off with her tiger mind and you never actually touched the tiger sexually, its still bestiality.

>> No.17372567

>>17372559
>forgivable/understandable bestiality
No such thing.

>> No.17372571

>>17372548
You mean in the same way that I'm a wolf trapped in a human body?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ

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>>17372559
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS

>> No.17372576

>>17371929
Be careful. She has a world destroying demon sealed inside of her which means she needs a mana recharge from her servant often.

>> No.17372580

I imagine the Monster Girl version of Beauty and the Beast have a woman as the Beast and have her stay as a Monster in the end.

>> No.17372583 [DELETED] 

>>17372571
Yes, but fucking you would definitely be bestiality, and that's disgusting

>>17372561
But it's only technically beastiality though

>>17372567
Then how are we supposed to get more exotic waifus? You can't display affection towards an inanimate object, but they can still become mgs.

>>17372574
I'll do my best to at least try Anon! A sacrifice for the scientific cause! I'll post my results if I'm successful!

>> No.17372586

>>17372423
Being a zoophile in MGE must be awful. Everytime you try and fuck a sexy animal it turns into a worthless girl.

>> No.17372591

>>17369164
The more Kancolle books, the more chances of getting the MG boat undead boat ladies.

>> No.17372599

>>17372586
But I want the girl, that's why I moved to Ohio in the first place

>> No.17372601 [DELETED] 

>>17372583
>But it's only technically bestiality

>But it's only technically murder
>Sure, I didn't know at the time he was actually a wizard in disguise capable of reviving himself, and I really wanted to kill him, but now that he's alive, you can't call a murderer.

>> No.17372606

You know what girls I wish got stories? Echidnas or Atlach-Nacha.

>> No.17372607

>bestialityfags
Go back to /b/

>> No.17372610

>>17372601
Well no, it'd be like a self defense scenario where the preparator of a crime was killed. He's dead, but it was an unfortunate an unpleasant necessity.

>> No.17372611

>>17372599
If you're moving to Ohio you want the animal not the girl.

>> No.17372614

>>17372607
There's a correct way to deal with them.

>> No.17372615

>>17372606
I feel sorry about the normal-type main line species such as Lamia/Arachne.

They're overshadowed by their more exotic sisters.

>> No.17372618

>>17372615
Well I mean I just want to see what writers who aren't nerds can do with Nachos.

>> No.17372619

>>17372610
Of course it's not self-defence.
The act of bestiality in this case is premeditated, and initiated by the perpetrator of their own will.
Regardless of the outcome, it is an intentional act of bestiality.

Look at it another way. If you rape and kill someone, that act of rape doesn't suddenly become necrophilia because you turn them into a corpse afterwards. It's just rape and murder.

>> No.17372620

>>17372611
Ohio lets you own tigers, but beastiality is illegal, so far as I know, so that's really not true.

>> No.17372625

I want a big strong waifu to see the scars some sadistic cunt left on my back and reassure me she wont hurt me like she did.

>> No.17372626

>>17372618
Yeah, but i mean what can you even do with them? They're gonna have the same "Call husband shit and be fucked" routine.

They don't have much that can be done with them.

>> No.17372627

>>17372619
>Of course it's not self-defence.
This made me wonder.
Rape would be a legitimate and legally accepted method of self defense in a world with monster girls, wouldn't it?

>> No.17372628

How about we stop giving this delusional fool (you)s and let him rot?

>> No.17372632

>>17372627
What makes you think that? Because I don't think so, but I can't see your reasoning yet.

>> No.17372640

>>17372619
I suppose that's fair, but this is more like how a patent could make their child attend school, or neuter their pet. Both are done under the assumption that given time the kid will learn to appreciate the opportunities and the dog will live a safer, more relaxed life.

A jinko that was once a tiger would never be willing to go back to being just a mere animal again. A necessary evil. And again, what if the tiger consents, before any after? Bestiality is actually illegal in most places because it's considered animal cruelty. If the tiger was of legal age and after becoming an mg said that she consented, it might still be bestiality but I don't think you could punish someone for that

>> No.17372647

>>17372627
>>17372632
He's assuming that somehow KC-strict mgs would be able to form a functioning society, which is obviously not the case.

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This might be getting slightly excessive guys

>> No.17372666 [DELETED] 

>>17372640
>what if the tiger consents, before any after?
The tiger is unable to give consent.
As a jinko, she can give consent, but now we're straying into the intellectual deep end of legality. And if you attempt to grab onto me, we'll both sink.

All I know is, regardless of the final outcome, you were willing to and did carry out an act of bestiality, and because of that, you could be rightfully prosecuted. Wherever or not you would carry out your sentence, however, may come down to wherever or not the jinko wishes to press charges.

I think the reality of the situation is that, currently, our legal system isn't developed to handle a hypothetical like this. There's no set precedent, so we have to turn to laws as they apply to other crimes in situations that are only slightly similar on surface level.

>> No.17372667

Think of uploading a teaser for the next part of my story later this week. Problem is, what I have is an action sequence from part 3, even though I haven't written part 2 yet, which is heavy exposition.

Should I rework part 2 and post something from that, or should I post the part 3 preview?

>> No.17372674

Can you take this someplace else?

>> No.17372678 [DELETED] 

>>17372666
The part of the jinko pressing charges is exactly what I was going after, actually, just in an inarticulate way. Not sure why I didn't mention that earlier. Because I'm stupid, I guess.

Good discussion though. If we ever get real mgs, I think we'll be better prepared to handle them with fair laws and rulings if we talk about these theoreticals often.

>> No.17372681

>>17372674
Just portugese him.

>> No.17372682

>>17372674
If you don't like it, don't read it.

>> No.17372683

>>17370559
Well they didn't replace Movie Maker with anything so...

>> No.17372684

>>17372674
I think we're done but yeah I was about to say that. Sorry for the intrusion.

>> No.17372686

Why are you retards still holding a conversation with a man who wants to fuck literal animals. Just report him and tell him to kill himself like you should.

>> No.17372690

Which monstergirl would your the best friend and by friend I mean without beinifits kind

>> No.17372695

>>17372690
An alp? Like I have no idea kc cannon is built solely around single men getting violently raped.

>> No.17372696

>>17372471
>>17372475
It's really hard to tell sometimes with how easily this thread gets riled up at stuff

>> No.17372703

>>17372696
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.17372704

>>17372690
a unicorn

>> No.17372710

>>17372690
Wing-girl who knows I'm not her type but wants to help me get laid.


Crow Tengu?

>> No.17372713

>>17372703
No, that's not what I said at all, fucktard

>> No.17372718

>>17372703
/v/, please learn what meme phrases mean before parroting them. You're supposed to say that when someone says "ha I baited you"

>> No.17372723 [DELETED] 

>>17372678
It's still not a clear cut issue, because though the tiger turns into the jinko, the level of change she goes through is extreme beyond precedent. Even if the jinko could consent, you could make the case that, because she has suddenly gained sapience and been completely altered, the animal brain changing into something effectively indistinguishable from human, she no longer represents the tiger. After all, her physical brain and thought processes are unrecognisable from the tiger's: they could easily be seen as two separate entities.
To make things even more difficult, if a judge decides that the jinko's retroactive consent doesn't apply for the victim of the tiger, the tiger effectively has ceased to exist anyway.

There's a lot of hypothetical situations we can broach which our legal system simply doesn't have the flexibility to handle. It falls apart, and we have to rely on very subjective discussions of ethics.

Hell, this is even the case with artificial intelligence systems. Though we're on the verge of breaking into a new frontier when it comes to AI development, no effort that I'm aware of has gone into large scale discussion of law in relation to AI. The reality is, society is not prepared. And if monstergirls ever do come about, it won't be prepared then, either.

>> No.17372724
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>Okay the Guidebook said if you make eye contact with him it'll "break the ice". All I need to do is make eye contact with Milord and we can start talking.
>Okay here I go
>...why is he running?

>> No.17372730

>>17372724
>Answer back with a "Hi there!"
>She shouts "I'm good with swords!" while going beet red.

Ochis are cute.

Would gladly take 1-4

>> No.17372742

>>17372724
>tfw no nerdy lamia who tries to seduce me after reading the Human Boy Encyclopedia

>> No.17372743

>>17372724
Such cute scenarios, but there is so little Ochi writefaggotry.

>> No.17372745

Can we talk about something we've never discussed before? Anything to break this MELLAAAISE

>> No.17372746

>>17372626
Let's agree to disagree.

>> No.17372748 [DELETED] 

>>17372723
So treat the tiger like a very young child and the jinko like an adult-problem solved!

Is it scientific? No. But it's the closest thing we can come up with and would be the simplest way to integrate them.

Something has to work, even if it's slightly bullshit.

>> No.17372750
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>>17372548
>Have fetish for watching girls fuck animals for some god damn reason.
>See this guy
>MFW I am a plague on mankind.

Quick, somebody shoot me.

>> No.17372753

>>17372724
>>17372730
>>17372743
I'm having a brain fart. Are ochis new or am I stupid?

>> No.17372755

>>17372750
You said it Anon. Not me.

>> No.17372756

>>17372745
Want to discuss something new? How about monsters and theism.

>> No.17372757

>>17372753
Female Samurai raised as undead nights.

They're stoic, loyal to their master (husband) and cute to boot along with excellent sword skills.


They are for wife.

>> No.17372758 [DELETED] 

>>17372748
Can you just treat yourself like the retarded faggot you are and hang yourself instead of debating zoophilia here? Atleast go back to /mlp/ or wherever you came from you autismal fuck.

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>>17372750
>>Have fetish for watching girls fuck animals for some god damn reason.

>> No.17372762

>>17372753
why not both?

>> No.17372766

>>17372750
Get your own gun.

>> No.17372769

/pol/ was right

>> No.17372778

>>17372769
>/pol/ is alt-right
FTFY

>> No.17372780

>>17372769
Not really, this has nothing to do with liberals or Mexicans. Or Jews.

>>17372757
Are they in mge though or just fannon

>> No.17372782

>>17372730
I want to be an honorable and stoic lord to an Ochi, one whom she can take pride in serving and respect as a true aruji-dono that has no nonsense and gets things done
Then one day, while she's reading her report to me while bowed, I want to suddenly and without warning turn her face up and give her a deep, passionate kiss- before breaking it off and stepped back, not acknowledging anything and expecting her to finish her report.

>> No.17372783

>>17372730
I like to imagine Ochi's feel the need to sleep in the same bed as their Master. For his protection of course.

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What the fuck did I just walk into here?

>> No.17372793

>>17372780
MGE
http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha

>>17372782
Anon, I don't know if undead can faint but thats a good way to learn.

>>17372783
Of course.

And not because she wants to hear his heart beat or feel his warmth.

>> No.17372795

>>17372782
I want to be a stupid baka gaijin who opens up the county stop having it be closed and then rapes her

>>17372785
I wanna fuck that cat

>> No.17372803

>>17372783
>he rolls over in bed and flops an arm over her chest, whack on top of her breasts in his sleep
>externally she's calm and quiet as the tomb, literally breathless
>internally AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.17372805

>>17372785
We took a break from mudslinging shitposting to discuss true degeneracy.

Also, some unrelated Ochi discussion.
Kuu zombie yojimbos are olev.

>> No.17372816

Ochi bodyguards are the best bodyguards.

>> No.17372818 [DELETED] 

>>17372748
>problem solved

It isn't really. The closest and simplest solution, especially in your case, isn't necessarily the best.
And you can't treat the tiger like a young child. Because it isn't. It's an animal. That doesn't change with the introduction of MGs.

>> No.17372822

>>17372793
Well, she better finish her report first. I don't know why she'd suddenly act so strange.
Id keep randomly doing little things like that without acknowledging them whatsoever until she finally can't take it anymore, then start working towards taking her as my own

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>>17372750
>>Have fetish for watching girls fuck animals for some god damn reason.

>> No.17372828

>>17372824
Slut fox.

>> No.17372833 [DELETED] 

>>17372818
Then how would you solve it? I proposed a messy, but functional solution.

>> No.17372837

>>17372221
Sex can still be pure and innocent. Especially if it's with SCP-999.

>> No.17372838

>>17372757
They're not always female. I'm sure the oldest Ochimusha, much like almost every other monster, were probably male. But that doesn't matter because Kuuru girls are the best.

>> No.17372839

>>17372805
Proud and noble western ochis or reserved, honorable eastern ochis?

>>17372822
Please don't tease.
She's a delicate virgin flower (maybe. Depends on her life)

>> No.17372842 [DELETED] 

>>17372818
Kill yourself

>>17372833
By killing yourself

>> No.17372848

>>17372837
Jesus anon, you don't have to fuck everything.

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>>17372828
Tamamo is no slut. She just wants to be a good wife.

>> No.17372853

>>17372837
I bet you're the same kind of fucking monster that'd fuck the surgery teddy bear if it was a monster girl.

>> No.17372854

>>17372724
>>17372730
>>17372803
I always liked the "mg tries to confess to some guy in an awkward way" stories. They remind me of myself. Much better than just rape fantasies. I remember one story very long ago about a lizard who saw some guy she liked glance idley at a magazine rack, blurt out about "I don't know you liked swords too", realize she was behind stupid and try to Segway it into a coffee date.

It was fun

>> No.17372857

>>17372850
She literally cheats on you in game

>> No.17372858

>>17372850
SLUT
L
U
T

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>> No.17372867 [DELETED] 

>>17372833
If it were down to me, given my obviously incomplete knowledge of how the law functions?

I'd still treat it as an act of bestiality. Regardless of the ultimate intent, an act of bestiality was still commited against a being which, at the time, could not consent. In my mind, that's still a law being broken, and what happens in the future doesn't change what happened in the past.

>> No.17372877

>>17372861
And who is this beautiful little creature?

>> No.17372878

>>17372839
Delicate virgin flowers are MADE for teasing until they're hopelessly dependent on you. My lovely Ochi would be no exception.

>> No.17372886

>>17372861

>Smug
>Monstrous
>Draconic
>Loli

Fuck you, that's not fair.

>> No.17372896

>>17372878
Anon.
You could give her a flower and she would wear it forever.

Hell, her MAMMYBAMMY may just preserve it for that exact purpose.

>> No.17372898 [DELETED] 

>>17372867
I say that's a very bad idea, because then the jinko's husband is in jail for reasons she doesn't approve of at all.

I say the jinko must be treated as a "grown" tiger, as she would obviously keep the tiger's memories

By your argument, in reality no crime could be committed because apparently the tiger retroactively does not exist.

>> No.17372903

>>17371485
HEaler best girl

>> No.17372906 [DELETED] 

>>17372898
Kill yourself animal fucker.

>> No.17372907

>>17372839
Ochis are, by definition, dishonorable cowards

>mfw no story dealing with the struggles of an Ochi to protect her master so she doesn't fail again

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>>17372848
Where do you think you are?
More importantly, who the hell do you think I am?
If it's vaguely girl-shaped, it's my dick's duty to impregnate it and guarantee the future of her offspring. If there's a hymen in the way, I'll tear it down, and if there's no pussy, I'll stick it in some other hole!
This is what monstergirls is all about.

>>17372853
Depends. Which SCP was that, again?

>> No.17372914

>>17372896
>Ochi sitting in the hot springs, washing her bones
>walk up from behind and place an orchid in her hair before softly kissing the back of her neck
>walk away to bathe in the other spring without a word
What shall she do?

>> No.17372919

>>17372914
Free before getting a supremely unstoic like grin and sinking into the water with a grin.

>> No.17372922

>>17372907
While I also think that's a cool story idea and the term 'Ochimusha' does mean a disgraced Samurai, that isn't the necessary connotation in KCverse. They could have just been slain without running or abandoning their lord.

>> No.17372924

>>17372912
>Which SCP was that, again?
2295.

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>>17372750
>Have fetish for watching girls fuck animals for some god damn reason.

but if the girl was previously an animal, and the present animal turns into a girl, is it still forbidden love?

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>>17372914
This

>> No.17372934 [DELETED] 

>>17372898
>By your argument, in reality no crime could be committed because apparently the tiger retroactively does not exist.
You're misunderstanding.
Earlier I put forth that idea, here >>17372723

But as I say how I'd personally do things here >>17372867, I mention that what happens in the future doesn't change what happened in the past. That jinko existing doesn't mean that tiger never existed.

>because then the jinko's husband is in jail for reasons she doesn't approve of at all.
She may not approve of them, but that's too bad. Regardless of her input, the man has still commited an act of bestiality. He has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he has the capability and the willingness to commit a crime, by actually commiting that crime.

>> No.17372937

Manticore tailpussy gom jabbar

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>>17372928
>that artist
WASTE
OF
TALENT

>> No.17372944

>>17372750
Isn't this also ntr?

>> No.17372946

Guys I'm getting scared. I've had a few dreams this week of a vast, endless ocean, and somebody calling my name.

>> No.17372950

>>17372946
You're dreaming of Okeanos.

>> No.17372953

>the beast shit still hasn't been napalmed

>> No.17372961

>>17372953
And you're contributing to that, have a bronze star. Besides, people aren't reacting positively to it anyways.

>> No.17372962

>>17372946
I thought I was the only one. For the past few months I've been having dreams like that too.
Has it said anything else other than your name?

>> No.17372964

>>17372950
Okeanos when?

>> No.17372970

>>17372962
No. But it beats having dreams about Alps and imagining waking up next to a Devil in a naked apron, only to wake up disappointed in the case of the latter.

>> No.17372973 [DELETED] 

>>17372934
The jinko is still the tiger, just grown up. They ate not as radically different as you might think. Tigers can be taught many things, including words and phrases. And again, the memories are kept so, it's obviously the same "thing."

Additionally, think about this in reverse: when a person sustains extreme brain trauma, they are still considered a person, but are handled by the state as children/dependants. This is why someone can be "unplugged".

A crime that no one is harmed from is hardly a crime. Yes, laws like that can exist, but given time they can (and must) be overturned.

Having a person placed in jail without the "victim's" desire is just plain stupid. Should the jinko decide to not press charges, no one should be punished. This is unrefuteable, as far as I see

>> No.17372978

>>17372964
After Nerofest hopefully.

>> No.17372982

>>17370369
>Weird ass fetishes aside
Man, part of me always feels this attitude is such bullshit. My weird as fetishes would see me run out of here if I posted about them.

>> No.17372987

>>17372978
Oh anon.


The wait is fucking real.

I survived the wait for Orekanos once, I can do it again.

Not gonna lose my shit this time, especially since I've been reunited with vanilla Jeanne.

>> No.17372989

>>17372941
Oh come now he did some good stuff

>>17372982
That's the secret everyone's hiding. I swear, if the mods stop paying attention for even a few hours, this place will become d so fucking fast.

>> No.17372990

>>17372970
>only to wake up disappointed
You're one to talk. This morning I was late to work because I went to sleep cuddling a pillow with a heated jacket on it because I wanted to feel what it might be like to cuddle my Hellhound waifu and when I woke up for a split second I thought that I was holding my waifu. And then I opened my eyes. I haven't cried that hard since my grandfather died twelve years ago.

>> No.17372994
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/k/ approved monster girls

>> No.17372999

>>17372962
>>17372946
Ia ia.

>> No.17373002

>>17372994
What about /mu/ approved Monster Girls?

>> No.17373004

>>17372989
He did.
Past tense, did.

>> No.17373006

Would rather be a fat old faceless mg's junkie and be ruined for marriage. t b h

>> No.17373007

>>17372990
Yeah well, at least you don't also have self imposed writer's block because you can't git gud.

>> No.17373011

>>17372944
That's why its one of those fetishes where it only stays online and in fantasy, and not into your waifu's bedroom

>> No.17373013 [DELETED] 

>>17372973
Beastiality is beastiality, fuck off trying to push that shit here. Die from aids retard, everyone you know would be happy to see you go.

>> No.17373020

>>17372994
i'd post a literal deer, but that meme has played out already.

>> No.17373032

>>17373004
Eh? He's doing vanilla kancolle stuff last I checked

>> No.17373036

>>17373007
Anon you don't even know.
>tfw you try to write something out of your league and when you finally realize you become so self conscious about everything to the point where you can only come up with concepts and be too scared to write anything bigger than a greentext

>> No.17373040

>>17373032
Yeah.
Literally nothing but chibi shit as far as the eye can see.
He doesn't even apply his talent to the boatsluts, he just draws piece after piece and page after page of nothing but zero-effort chibi bullshit.

Waste of talent.

>> No.17373047

>>17373040
Gotta have something cute and kind spirited between all the elf rape.

>> No.17373052

>>17373002
Oh great now I wanna go to a Daft Punk concert at MGC. All the jiggly automaton booty I'd see would be more than enough reason for me to buy a ticket.

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>>17372994
My brother

>> No.17373062

>>17373047
He's been doing nothing but chibi for three years, anon.
Actually, he snapped out of it recently just long enough to give us a handful of amazing Kemono Friends pictures, before promptly lapsing back into Chibi Shit: KF Edition.

>> No.17373065

>>17372164
I'd rather she stay home and save all of her material for me.

>> No.17373068

>>17373062
Hey man, he made a LOT of elf rape.

>>17372994
>>17373061
Rhodesia sux

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Careful not to overstimulate a mersharks ampullae of lorenzini. You might set off some sort of predatory instinct.

>> No.17373073

>>17372946
Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn

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>>17373068
no u

>> No.17373079

Know what the best part about Elves is?
Easing them into your cooking and then slamming a huge steak in front of them.

>> No.17373091 [DELETED] 

>>17372973
>The jinko is still the tiger, just grown up
If you pursue this line of logic, then it becomes statutory rape.
Even then, your insistence on calling the jinko a "grown up tiger" is shaky at best. A jinko is not an evolved form of a tiger. It is not a natural progression, even if the tiger could potentially be a jinko.
You could adopt a religion in the future you're not currently a part of. Does that mean you're a member of that religion now? You could be a theoretical physicist in the future. Does that mean you're one now?
The potential for A to be B existing is not the same thing as A actually being B.

>They ate not as radically different as you might think. Tigers can be taught many things, including words and phrases
Learning simple words and phrases isn't the same as comprehension. What you're talking about is an example of pavlovian conditioning. A certain sound to trigger a certain action. But the tiger still lacks the brain, and the level of thinking ability, to parse the context and consequence of those words and phrases like a human can.

>And again, the memories are kept so, it's obviously the same "thing."
Debatable, and this'll only lead into a deeper philosophical discussion.
What isn't debetable is that the tiger goes through such a level of change when becoming a jinko, that the two end up being entirely incomparable. One may have turned into another, but the consciousness which exists in the jinko is not the same as the consciousness which exists in the tiger.

>A crime that no one is harmed from is hardly a crime. Yes, laws like that can exist, but given time they can (and must) be overturned.
Not true. Theft without harm is a crime. Theft where the item is fully insured and the victim suffers no material or financial loss is still a crime.
And, for as long as that tiger is a tiger, and you're engaging in bestiality with it, you are abusing it. You're harming it. There's no two ways about that.

>>17372973
>Should the jinko decide to not press charges, no one should be punished
This is fair. And there are many cases in reality where the victim can drop charges so that the perpetrator can walk away unpunished.

>Having a person placed in jail without the "victim's" desire is just plain stupid.
This, though, I don't agree with entirely. My reason for disagreeing is, if the perpetrator has proven that he is willing and capable of commiting crime, by actually carrying out that crime, then it's the duty of the judicial system to ensure that the perpetrator doesn't commit that crime again, through punishment.
Regardless of the outcome, if the animal turns into a monstergirl, a person who commits bestiality is a person who can and will commit bestiality.

>> No.17373103

That's really quite enough

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>oh good Jinko discus-
Jesus Christ you guys

>> No.17373119

>>17373069
I'm genuinely surprised we're not getting a sudden influx of shark stuff. Though I suppose it is still early in the week

>> No.17373125

>>17373103
You going to actually quote posts, or just be some Facebook-tier passive aggressive attention whore?

>> No.17373132 [DELETED] 

>>17373091
If you aren't just the same tard samefagging, why do you keep discussing with him?

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.17373134

>>17373114
>Jinkofags confirmed for literal animal fuckers

>> No.17373135

>>17373103
>haha I'm going to give them attention but not quote the post because that somehow makes me the bigger man
stop

>> No.17373136

>>17373036
That's actually my exact situation.

>> No.17373141

>>17372281
She reminds me of Kyoto from madoka magica

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>>17373134
Please no. I just like big girls with muscles.

>> No.17373148 [DELETED] 

>>17373091
I was hoping to avoid the statutory rape thing but I suppose it was inevitable

Here's the thing though- it still works. In order to be convicted, either the parents or the person has to press charges. If the jinko is over 18, or whatever the age of consent is for jinkos, it's all on her to press charges, because she had no parents to do it for her. They're tigers still. And probably dead. Again, it comes down to pressing charges like I said. And in a world of (post) animals now actually seriously literally being able to prove they gave consent- charging someone with bestiality will be an increasing difficult thing.

The judicial system exists for punishing those who inflict harm on others. If there is no victim there cannot be a crime. Simple as that. Even things that find too "harmless" to, in my opinion, be worthy of banning like weed have a potential victim. The jinko-scandal is a closed circuit​. One person was affected. No more.

>> No.17373153

>>17373134
Only the ones on k.

>> No.17373154 [DELETED] 

>>17373148
You're true cancer.

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Men cannot win against the snek.

>> No.17373158

>>17373132
Monstergirl discussion is monstergirl discussion. Don't like it, don't read it.
It's an aspect of KC's MGE if we actually had to deal with it in reality. I don't agree with the other guy, and he could be a troll or genuinely into bestiality, but he's being a hell of a lot more civil than you are. And the back and forth is interesting, at the very least. Not to mention he's got more of an argument than your angry ad hominem.

Honestly, I'll take this discussion over the shitty, recycled "maids are love" or "would your waifu wear a skirt/play baseball/eat your cooking" or "liches are cute!" shit people spout because they have nothing to actually talk about.

>> No.17373160

Considering this so called reasonable debater is ignoring everything else except exchanging massive walls of texts with the animalfucker, it's almost guaranteed at this point it's one guy sockpuppeting to keep going.

Just start reporting both of their posts because it's the same person.

>> No.17373161

>>17373158
Then you can fuck off with that bestiality faggot.

>> No.17373162

>>17373119
Why would there be an influx of shark stuff?

>> No.17373166

>>17373160
They both need to be culled.

>> No.17373172

>>17373162
Shark Week

>> No.17373173

>>17373155
I totally forgot about that manga,
I guess ill catch up tommorow

>> No.17373174

>>17373161
Nice counter-argument. Could do with some actual points, though.

>> No.17373175

>>17373160
It isn't tho
I wish I could write that fast.

>> No.17373176

>>17373158
Someone bringing beastiality here doesn't deserve any kind of civility or respectable discussion. Assuming you aren't the same guy samefagging and you're actually serious, you do realize you're just enabling him by saying anything else except telling him to fuck off.

This doesn't deserve civil discussion and neither do you by welcoming this shit here by giving it to the inbred degerate. Kill yourself retard.

>> No.17373179

>>17373155
>ywn be in a Lamia rape ball

>> No.17373182

>>17373174
Don't get on him too much dude this has gotta be weird to look at

>>17373176
What he's saying is you definitely could ignore this and probably filter it.

>> No.17373187

>>17373174
>>17373182
You two are cancerous filth that should never be allowed to run rampant in the threads. so stop treating eachother as if you're welcome.

>> No.17373190

>>17373179
>YWN be the communal husband to a village of saucy Lamia women who develop genuine feelings for you and introduce themselves to your parents as your 'harem'

>> No.17373191

>>17373182
What I'm saying is that you deserve to die and you need to fuck off with your /b/-level shit. I hope you get mauled in real life by the animals you try to fuck and die an incredibly painful death.

>> No.17373194

>>17373190
Introducing a harem to your parents would be so fucking awkward

>> No.17373206

>>17373194
Trust me, I know. My father is pretty conservative southern Baptist and if he found out my waifu was a Nacho he'd probably have stern words for me.

>> No.17373209
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>>17373155
>You'll never see lamia bellydancers

>> No.17373213

>>17373194
My parents would be upset until I showed them how much they love me and that I was trying my best to take responsibility for them all. It would definitely take some time for them to get used to it but I'm the end they'd be happy after they see the grandkids.

>> No.17373217

>>17373209
What kind of Monstergirl does the masketta man like

>> No.17373224 [DELETED] 

>>17373148
>In order to be convicted, either the parents or the person has to press charges.
And in the case of an actual animal kept in a zoo or reserve? They're not a parent or victim.
But I'd make an educated guess and say that they're still going to act as the prosecuting party. I don't know how bestiality laws actually work.

I think this is what it comes down to, in the end. Who the prosecuting party is in the case. Even if the tiger turns into a jinko, at the time of the crime, if the zoo or reserve would normally act as the prosecutor, they're going to remain prosecutor to convict someone of this act. Again, regardless of the outcome, or the change which occurs to the tiger.
That's what I'd predict would most likely happen, anyway.

>The judicial system exists for punishing those who inflict harm on others
The judicial system exists to apply law in the most appropriate way possible. Law exists, in as simple a way as possible, to ensure that a society functions as smoothly as possible, and also that all within that society are treated fairly and equally. But again, you can enter into a whole new philosophical debate about what law actually is.

>> No.17373225

>>17373194
What kind of harem do you think would be the easiest to introduce to your parents? The worst?

My guess is some combination of kitsune for the best, and any loli-like race for the worst.

>> No.17373230
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>>17373076
>You will never operate operationally with your wafiu

>> No.17373231

>>17373225
Idk, but I would want a harem of Automatons, so that they can speak in legion.

>> No.17373232 [DELETED] 

>>17373224
You truly are a shitposter, just as much as the bestiality fag.

>> No.17373235

>>17373217
Mosquito

>> No.17373240

>>17373230
>When you're actually more sexually attracted to guns but want to try and hide it so you draw a picture of a cute anime girl holding one but the gun is 10 times more detailed than the girl who looks more like an afterthought
I unironically hate gunfags, and I say that as a gun owner

>> No.17373242

>>17373231
Would they all look the same?

>> No.17373244 [DELETED] 

>>17373232
I'm glad I'll never be as triggered as you are now.

>> No.17373245 [DELETED] 

>>17373224
Can you clarify some things for me?

How many generations of incest are you the result of?
Is your IQ equal to the number of fingers you have or lower, and how many of them are missing due to birth defects?
How many cocks is your mother sucking in hell?

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>>17372994

>> No.17373253 [DELETED] 

>>17373224
What I'm saying is the only way the criminal in the tiger case could be convicted is if the jinko herself pressed charges as there's no one else too. It works in the same way that a rape accusation works. It's not rape if it's just bad sex. It's not rape if it's consensual. That's the point.

In theory the zoo would press charges, certainly for breaking and entering, but they can't press charges for rape. Imagine if some dumb teenager trespassed onto private property to fuck his girlfriend. The property owner could have him charged with a misdemeanor, but nothing more. The instant the tiger goes jinko is the instant the zoo loses ownership and responsibility over her.

>>17373245
My mother is still alive anon
And she doesn't suck any cock, she's a prude.

>> No.17373255

I think mindflayers are really cute

>> No.17373257

>>17373240
Fuck off commie. I proudly fuck my guns.

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>>17373255
Would you adopt little Suzy, who has been in the orphanage for ten years with no one even so much as looking at her during adoption visits?

>> No.17373259

>>17373242
They would start that way, but over time develop personalized hardware.
I can already see the look of confusion on my families face when I invite them over and my Automatons say
>together, we are wife

>> No.17373260 [DELETED] 

>>17373230
/k/ is the biggest LARPing community on the internet.

>> No.17373263 [DELETED] 

>>17373258
God no, I'd burn the abomination

>>17373260
It's true.

>> No.17373264

>>17373240
I noticed that too. Almost everything in that image is more detailed than the actual girl herself. Might as well just be a faceless model to focus on what they really want to see.

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>>17372994

>> No.17373266 [DELETED] 

>>17373260
I'm pro-gun, but /k/ommandos are just total shitheels.

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>>17373255
I think they are too. Something about the squid parts and predatory nature makes them perfect for teasing and squishing. I would bully a soft Flayer with my penis.

>> No.17373269

>>17373245
I forgot the only monstergirl talks we can have in the thread are the ones you explicitely allow. What's the matter? Too much actual discussion for you? Not enough braindead cuteposting?
Seriously though, "thread police" isn't a job which actually exists. You might not've seen the memo on that one, what with your blind rage and all.

>> No.17373268 [DELETED] 

>>17373266
This

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>>17373247

>> No.17373271

>>17373258
That would be nice, though I wonder how much it costs to find her a teacher so she can control her powers?

>> No.17373272 [DELETED] 

>>17373260

say that to my nugget and not online and see what happens

>> No.17373274

>>17373258
I'd love and cherish her like no other.
>>17373267
Flayers seem like the kind of girls who would allow you to tease and bully them and be into it but then always come out on top intellectually or teasing you back
Like a hellhound but with seduction and brains instead of just physical overpowering

>> No.17373275

>>17373269
>cuteposting
You're the shitter that reposted that one watersports Elf-rape greentext due to assblast over cute stuff aren't you.

>> No.17373276

>>17373271
Bring her to the local chaos chapel and have one of the nice priestess's teach her.

>> No.17373281

>>17373259
That's too cute anon. How many Automatons would you have?

>> No.17373285

>>17373271
I'm sure there are those who would do it just to help the girl out. Many different routes, actually. From lewd stuff like the Sabbath to willpower places like dojos to intellectual pursuits like a Hakutaku council. She's just a little girl, but she could grow up into a fine young ladyflayer.

>> No.17373286 [DELETED] 

>>17373263
Don't be a bully.

>> No.17373287

>>17373275
Afraid not. I don't think I've seen that posted, and I don't consider elves real monstergirls anyway.

>> No.17373288 [DELETED] 

>>17373286
Shouldn't respond to him, he'll drag it out like always

>> No.17373292
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17373292

Cuddling in the foxhole with the waifu after an intense firefight!

>> No.17373298

>>17373258
I would adopt a loliflayer and try my best to be a good role model for my little girl!

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>>17373274
Definitely. Flayers seem to top from the bottom, and would make a pretty classy courtesan type. Obviously excellent wives as well, but I would personally draw out courtship with a Flayer to see how far she would go.

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>>17366588

>> No.17373304

>>17373269
And talking about zoophilia is good discussion for you? Immolate yourself, cripplingly defective bastard children like you should just be legal to euthanize.

>> No.17373305 [DELETED] 

>>17373260
I browse /k/ and I agree.

I love guns, but goddamn, if you look in shit like the AR general threads you'll see people wearing full military gear even though they've never served and probably never will.

>> No.17373310 [DELETED] 

>this zoophilia shit has gone on for three fucking hours now

>> No.17373312

>>17373281
Twelve in total, for each number on a clock. I would name them based on the time of the day that their number represents.

>> No.17373315

>>17373298
I'm imagining a kindly well-to-do anon waltzing around the living room in big overdramatic steps as a little loli flayer mimics him while waltzing behind, taking it very seriously even though he's just trying to show her how to have some silly fun.
Then of course it breaks into a musical tapdancing number.

>> No.17373319

>>17373292
that acutally doesn't sound pleasant at all,
sound a bit ptsdsy to me

>> No.17373320 [DELETED] 

>>17373305
That's not the issue you dip. That's no the issue at all.
Military gear is practical and utilitarian for shooters. That's why it's used by the military. Stop being a fudd

>> No.17373323 [DELETED] 

>>17373310
This is what happens when people are lazy and complacent idiots, and don't make it clear to the cancer how unwelcome they are and how much we all wish they were dead.

>> No.17373325

>>17366588
The same way I do it.
Go to sleep every night with a loaded gun in my hand. If it happens. It happens. If not, I wake up and get dressed for work.

>> No.17373329 [DELETED] 

>>17373320
Oh I can see the utility in something like a vest, but I mean the guys who cosplay as soldiers, putting on the uniform, buying overpriced NODs, infrared lasers, helmets, stuffing a backpack with anything and everything, and then carrying all that shit to the range to shoot metal targets.

>> No.17373330 [DELETED] 

>>17373304
I usually hate using the "u mad" argument. But there's really nothing else I can say to you. You are the textbook definition of mad.

Would I have this zoophilia discussion on a regular basis? Hell no, just once is enough.
But while you're all hung up about the tiger fucking or whatever, the actual discussion we're having is about monstergirls in the context of our law. One aspect of MGE just so happens to be regular animals turning into monstergirls. If you have a problem with that, maybe MGE isn't for you.
I think this is the third time I've said this, but don't like it? Don't read it.

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>>17366588
>tfw no cute human to cuddle
>tfw nobody to brush your tail
>tfw nobody to scratch your ears in just the right spot when you've had a bad day
>tfw no human to have pelvis crushing sex with
>tfw he will never tell you how much he loves you

>> No.17373339

>>17373301
Careful anon. You'd play games with her the whole time thinking its a back and forth only for her to stare down at you with shaded eyes, smiling as you come to the realization that she was running the whole thing from the start.
And god that would be sexy.

>> No.17373341 [DELETED] 

>>17373253
>The instant the tiger goes jinko is the instant the zoo loses ownership and responsibility over her.
Yeah, this is the one thing I can't really dispute.

But in the end, and we're going back in circles now, it comes down to wherever or not the law considers the jinko's consent as valid to discard the bestiality offence. I personally believe they wouldn't consider it valid, for reasons I've already given. And you have your own reasons for why they would consider it valid. In the end it comes down to these two or three philosophical arguments which can't really be decisively solved.
So who can really say how our legal system would perceive it? Given some of these reactions, I'd predict they'd be all for prosecution. Can you really blame them?
But it's something to think about, at least.

>> No.17373348 [DELETED] 

>>17373329
I mean there are genuine autists and tryhards but that's a mentality, not an appearance.

>> No.17373357 [DELETED] 

>>17373330
Anon pls just leave him be.

>> No.17373369 [DELETED] 

>>17373330
The actual discussion is how you're enabling a troll or actual a subhuman degenerate, and pretending that somehow makes you civil or intelligent, or that your "contributions" to the "discussion" are anything else but a steaming pile of diseased shit. You're nothing but a retarded autist shitting up the thread along with your animalfucker pal.

>don't like it? Don't read it.
How about "it doesn't belong in the monstergirl thread, don't post it." I'm sure a simple concept like that is easy to understand for you, seeing how you're so cultured and wickedly intelligent, and totally not an incestuous crackbaby.

>> No.17373373

>>17373337
I really wanna browse /human/

>>17366588
She doesn't exist. That's that. I'll have to find someone who does to replace her. I've seen other friends do it. Hopefully someday I can too.

>> No.17373378

>>17373373
>I really wanna browse /human/
I want to post timestamped dick pics out of the blue and watch the entire thread explode.

>> No.17373390

>>17373378
>Post your dick
>Thread explodes
>A couple minutes later you hear a woman's voice shout "WHAT?!" through the wall
>Your Oni neighbor busts through your wall like the god damn Kool Aid Man and informs you that you fucked up with a lecherous grin on her face

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>>17373390
Yes please
>come home
>see this
>You didn't tell me you were so gifted, anon
oh fug

>> No.17373395 [DELETED] 

>>17373369
It does involve monstergirls though.

>>17373341
> it comes down to wherever or not the law considers the jinko's consent as valid to discard the bestiality offence.
And it should!
>I personally believe they wouldn't consider it valid, for reasons I've already given.
And I think that's invalid because the jinko has spoken- that's that. It's can't count as statutory rape unless she presses charges, bestiality because that apparently doesn't exist anymore or underage sex, so long as she is over 18.
>In the end it comes down to these two or three philosophical arguments which can't really be decisively solved.
I think they can though- think it through when you get off tonight/today/tomorrow. Everything has to have some foundation, and the jury shall decide the context.
>So who can really say how our legal system would perceive it?
Badly, that was never in doubt lol
>Can you really blame them?
Love conquers all anon!
I mean yeah it's super weird, but it was love, trust me I'm totally not a weirdo!
>But it's something to think about, at least.
Yeah thinking is fun, and even something this stupid can be interesting and new. We should let this rest, but if you see a tigerposter in k or d in the future, bring it up!

>> No.17373396

>>17373394
Why are you posting a lesbian?

>> No.17373398

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep that Ant Arachne active.

She needs to keep up the image of working lest she get pudgy and the real ants ask questions.

I mean, not EVERY girl in the hive is an ant arachne.....right?

>> No.17373401 [DELETED] 

>>17373369
I'm not pretending to be anything. My intelligence is debatable (I'm replying to you, after all), but my civility is genuine.
>"it doesn't belong in the monstergirl thread, don't post it."
Good thing it's monstergirl discussion, then.
Not just monstergirl discussion too, but bonafide MGE discussion. Not a lick of yuri or futa either.

I'm sorry, I can't help but reply. Goddamn, you are so, so so mad.

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>>17373339
Sexy indeed, but Flayers are always seem so in control. I want to show her things that would fluster even her.

>> No.17373410

>>17373398
Wait what was the difference between an Ant Arachne and a regular Ant girl?
I forgot.

>> No.17373416

>>17373410
One is technically a lazy spider hiding out amongst hard workers and the others are cheerful, hard working ant girls that'll love to unwind with you after a shift.

>> No.17373417

>>17373410
Ant Arachnes are lazy shits that like to sit on their asses and have sex all the time while Giant Ants are hard workers that like to have sex with their husband after a long day of work.

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>>17373396
Because I don't pay attention to artist lore and like to look at big tiddied muscle girls
does this pic tickle your 'tisms less?

>> No.17373420 [DELETED] 

>>17373401
Dude seriously, let him be, we both get why he's mad even if he's conveying it in the worst way possible

>> No.17373422 [DELETED] 

>>17373401
Beastiality isn't MGE discussion, go kill yourself retard.

>> No.17373423

All I want is a story of an order paladin changing sides after being unable to harm beautiful women, after being told by the order that monsters were horrible killing machines.

>> No.17373424

>>17373418
My man!

>> No.17373426

>>17373418
Yes.

>> No.17373432

>>17373418
>sample
Are you just unable to not fuck up?

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>>17373424
I'll never have my pelvis smashed into the bed by this big girl

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Don't forget to invite all the monsters with tentatcles to a game of Twister

>> No.17373443
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>>17373432
I do it for you

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>>17373441

twister is lood

>> No.17373457

>>17373404
I would love to have a Mindflayer psychologist.
>"Ok Anon today we'll start with a Rorschach's Test. Just tell me the first thing you see in the picture."
>she flips over a slide
"It looks like a radio tower of sorts."
>"Ok good."
>she flips the slide again
"It's a tree in the middle of a field."
>"Okay interesting Anon, last slide and we're done."
>the slide now shows the Mindflayer nurse in lingerie on a hospital bed
>"Well Anon, tell me what you see~!"

>> No.17373463

>>17373337
>kangz hellhound
It's the little touches

>> No.17373466

>>17373441
>Kraken, Tentacle, Mindflayer and Scylla come over to play Twister with their good friend Anon
He's getting girlfriended, Onee-sand, whatever you wanna call it.
I want to play twister with my tentacle girlfriend

>> No.17373470 [DELETED] 

>>17372761
>>17372824
>he doesn't want to watch his waifu suck and fuck horse and doggy dicks
What are you, gay? It's not like she's actually cheating on you with someone.

>> No.17373474

>>17373466
>Onee-sand
>Sand you rub on your body to turn you into an Onee type

>> No.17373475

>>17373443
This gets my dick twitching.

>> No.17373480

>>17373457
>Starting with the Rorschach
Damn psychoanalyst, start with the objective measures first. Like an adjusted MMPI that's subscales spell out 'L O V E F L A Y ER' or something.

>> No.17373483

>>17373480
Go to bed Demonfag.

>> No.17373485 [SPOILER] 
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I want to show off how cute my waifu is! I'll even tell the news!

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>>17373475
is it the brown?
the well defined abs?
the genki smile?
the thighs?

>> No.17373490

>>17373487
Everything along with the outfit.

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>>17373457
I'll tell her i see my wife

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>>17373395
>bestiality because that apparently doesn't exist anymore
This is the one thing which is illogical. Animals haven't suddenly stopped existing. This is what I was even saying earlier with the whole "something happening in the future doesn't change the past" thing.
Would laws need to be changed if all animals could turn into monstergirls? Yeah, definitely. But "could" is the operative word. Animals haven't suddenly stopped existing to be replaced by mgs in the blink of an eye. So you're not going to see any laws relating to them suddenly cease to exist entirely.

>I think they can though
I'm talking about the philosophical discussions centered around materialism and dualism, and the arguments you can apply to the idea of giving sapience to something which before didn't have it.
Philosophers have been arguing these sorts of things for years, and even centuries. As far as this aspect goes in deciding how the law acts on this sort of thing, it could go either way.

>trust me I'm totally not a weirdo
>but if you see a tigerposter in k or d in the future
>/k/ or /d/
>not a weirdo
Now wait just a damn minute.

>> No.17373498

>>17373423
All I want is an incubus changing sides, after learning that monsters really are horrible killing machines.

>> No.17373500

>>17373487
>that everything
The horns are stupidly big tho.

>> No.17373502

A while back there was discussion about an Echidna getting love letters and wondering who wrote them and why he hasn't spelunked her dungeon yet, and then finding out it's a cripple boy.

I like to think she'd get him to win and go through her dungeon to get to her by arranging for one of her minions to get him and guide him through the dungeon, where all the dungeon puzzles are fairly easy and any "monsters" that appear are comically easily defeated, and he's able to be hailed a successful adventurer and she ara aras him when he arrives into her main chamber.

Like some sorta make a wish thing, but with sex at the end.

>> No.17373509

>>17373485
>Anon has bragged about his Rata waifu every single day in a very bold, loud, and brash way in public places every day for the past month
>She refuse to come out of the bathroom, her face almost a permanent beet-red from embarrassment and shyness
>'Aww cmon baby, I promise I'll tone it down, you know I say it because it's true!'
>"T-t-that's not the p-point! You gotta p-promise for at least t-today, no more yelling out a-anything about me!"
>'Alright, alright baby. I promise. I won't yell anything about you, it'll just be a quiet day downtown with you and me.'
>Later, they're getting ice cream and having a lovely time in Not Times Square, her snuggled up beside him and feeling a little looser
>Suddenly a news bulletin dominates the big screen in the middle of the square
>'This just in: People of MGC, we have a special bulletin! I'm being informed that Rata-chan, who is married to Anon, is the cutest wife ever! She loves kisses and having her tail stroked, and makes the most adorable little squeaks when her hubby kisses her tummy and plays with her-'
>The sound of an embarrassed scream drowns out most noise in the downtown area
>"HUUUUBYYYYYYYY!"

>> No.17373514 [DELETED] 

>>17373494
Do you realize you're the sole reason why an animalfucker from /d/ has been posting in this thread for hours about how much he wants to fuck animals? You can shove your philosophical discussions up your ass where your brain already is, you're as much of a cancer as he is.

>> No.17373518

>>17373502
Being patronized is a bad feeling.

>> No.17373520

>>17373500
I can live with it
those thighs are heavenly

>> No.17373532

>>17373502
It'd be better to see the cripple make it through challenges even a fully capable person could easily fail at. I want to see an echidna swoon when the dungeon challenger proves his determination by swinging across a chasm, holding onto a rope by his teeth. I want to see this cripple give Guts a run for his money.

>> No.17373534 [DELETED] 

>>17373494
It's not that they've stopped existing, it's that "bestiality" as a legal charge stops existing.
Zoophillia is the desire to fuck animals. Bestiality is a legal or moral charge or accusation. It claims, in the western nations which have banned it, that having sex with an animal, in ANY situation, is raping it.

Animals turning into mgs completely fuck's that up, because the instant a waifu transforms and says "no I wasn't being raped. I had consented. Yes I couldn't talk, but I understood what was happening and didn't resist."

-important part down here-
The whole theory of the law falls apart and "bestiality" stops being something you can be arrested for and fucking an animal is the same as sex with anyone else unless it resists.

...make sense?

>> No.17373539

>>17373500
>The horns are stupidly big tho.
Shit taste. The horns are great. Bigger the better.
Like that one tall, built lady in Pyre, with horns as thick as her considerable biceps.

>> No.17373546 [DELETED] 

>>17373494
>>17373534
OH MY GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.17373547
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>>17373509
I would make it up to her by giving her the most luxurious tail brushing she has ever seen!

>> No.17373552

>>17373547
You better set up a private spa day just for her anon, complete with tail brushing, feet cleaning, and a full body massage followed by hair drying!
Be a good hubby!

>> No.17373559

>>17373532
Dungeons unfortunately are not wheel chair accessible. Despite how progressive the current Demon Lord is, building laws within dungeons still remain archaic and fail to accommodate the needs of the disabled due to intensive lobbying from the Dungeon industry.

Do you know that roughly 85% of all dungeon staircases lack railing? Let alone offer ramps or elevators. It's practically medieval.

>> No.17373560
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>there are anons on this board RIGHT NOW that won't let pic related be their sons' babysitter.

>> No.17373563 [DELETED] 

>>17373534
You are a waste of oxygen, kill yourself.

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>>17373559
Oh, I know how he can get through.
Put her in coach, she's ready!

>> No.17373565

>>17373560
Can monstergirls even produce sons? Cause if not im not having a son and im going to have to get use to that.

>> No.17373572

>>17373565
Newbie

>> No.17373573 [DELETED] 

>>17373546

Don't, they feed on (You)s.

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>>17373552
Who needs spas when I can give her all those things? Nothing says intimate like showering your waifu in affection!

>> No.17373576 [DELETED] 

>>17373546
>>17373563
Who are your waifus Anons?

>> No.17373579 [DELETED] 

>>17373534
>unless it resists
The animal isn't a monstergirl until it transforms. At that point, it's still bestiality, it can still resist.
If it struggles, kicks you away, or just plain doesn't transform, then you've still just fucked an animal, which is going to stay an animal. Which is bestiality, which is why the law against bestiality is still going to exist.

>> No.17373584

>>17373575
I'd love a spas

>> No.17373588

>>17373565
Yeah sure, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.17373589

>>17373572
Out of all the scouring through the wiki profiles of the different monsters and rules of the universe I cant find anything says monsters can have sons so I just assumed they cant.
>oni births a son
>he becomes a alp when he turns 18
Fug

>> No.17373592 [DELETED] 

>>17373579
No, then that's just rape. Raping an animal, not "bestiality."
Just delete the word bestiality from your brain

>> No.17373600

>>17373575
>Rata-chan gets set up with a private spa day as apology by her husband
>She walks in the office and is lead to the back
>Lays down and is blindfolded, she's a bit skittish at first but she's reassured its standard procedure
>For the rest of the day she's pampered, poofed, stroked, cleaned, and treated like a princess, feeling extremely relaxed
>Near the end of it, she's fidgeting
>"I-I'm sorry, this has been great, but it just keeps making me think of how much of what I really need. I'm sorry, I need to go home right away to see my hu-"
>She takes off the blindfold to see her hubby Anon smiling at her
>"Husband?!"
>It was him the whole time, he explained his situation to the spa staff and they thought it was a cute idea
>They spend the rest of the day using the facilities and smooching and cuddling in privacy
Good end.

>> No.17373601
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>>17373589
They can't. It's why people in mge canon dislike monstergirls- they're killing intelligent life because they can only parasite off an otherwise functional world

>>17373575
>>17373584

>> No.17373613 [DELETED] 

>>17373592
There's no logic behind that, though. It's the literal definition of bestiality/zoophiliac activity.
Even then, if you delete the word, it doesn't change anything. The concept of it remains, as does its status as a crime.

>> No.17373621 [DELETED] 

>>17373613
Anon you're not listening, I already explained why bestiality would be invalid in such a world here>>17373534. It would be like trying to reinstate the no interracial marriage law the us used to have.

The concept is thrown out too, because the concept of "animals cannot consent" is proven false.

>> No.17373631

>>17373601
Wow I hate monstergirls now

>> No.17373633

Kek you niggers arguing are the reason mgs will never be real.

>> No.17373637 [DELETED] 

>>17373621
How many times do you need to be explained that you need to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger?

FEMA was right, /k/fags belong in the camps.

>> No.17373640

>>17373631
Join the Paladins, get a shield sister waifu. Have literally nothing but sons.

>> No.17373646

>>17373589

They can't, but the demon lords objective is to make it so monsters can give birth to human sons.

Though I'd rather have a setting where they can't birth males but discover an infinite number of alternate universes which contain an infinite number of lonely males that won't be missed.

One day I'll be dragged through one of their portals.

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>>17373600
The perfect life there, I want to fill that silly squirrel with children!

>> No.17373657

>>17372690
Genki Nerdy Arachne.

>> No.17373673

>>17373652
How do you breed the squirrel?
Tender slow lovemaking or do you like to see the rush of fear yet in her eye as you mating press her and feel her heart going 1000 beats a minute from her skittish nature?

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Imagine dragons

>> No.17373682

>>17373680
CUTE

>> No.17373687

>>17373680
im imagining dragons, now what

>> No.17373688 [DELETED] 

>>17373621
>The concept is thrown out too, because the concept of "animals cannot consent" is proven false.
But it isn't. While an animal is an animal, it cannot consent.
After the transformation (which may not even happen) such a huge mental shift takes place that the monstergirl can't be considered the animal anymore.
And another problem is with MGE's whole sex obsession. Because you're acting like every monstergirl is just going to default to "oh, it was totally consensual" even if the animal was kicking and screaming the whole time through. If you think this is still alright in the eyes of the law, then all I'm going to give it to all these other posters here, and join them in saying your perception is skewed.

>It would be like trying to reinstate the no interracial marriage law the us used to have.
That doesn't follow. At all. A non-sapient animal, regarless of what it can potentially (but not guaranteed) turn into, is not the same as a human of another race. That law existed because of racism. The bestiality law exists to protect animals from abuse.
If you attempt to fuck an animal and it resists, that's abuse. If it turns into a monstergirl, and because of KC's dumb "they think of nothing else but sex" mentality they consent, you still abused an animal.
If you have to fuck an animal as a test to get it to prove if it gave consent or not, and it's going to give consent as a monstergirl regardless of how it was acting as an animal, then guess what? It's literally the same fallacy as the Ordeal by Water used in the witch trials.
If she drowns, she's a human. She's innocent, but too bad she's dead. If she floats, she's a witch, and we make her dead.
I say it consents. If it doesn't, too bad. I'm going to to fuck it more so it consents.
This is your "logic".

I'm done now anyway. This is going in circles of nonsense.
Some of you will be relieved to read that, I bet.

>> No.17373694 [DELETED] 

>>17373688
It was time to fuck off a long time ago.

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>>17373673
Only tender loving! I might tease, but I'm serious about my love for her

>> No.17373698

>>17373680
She looks like she's innocently realizing her straps cover her nipples
>"Heh heh! Hey, look! I could wear this like a makeshift bra!"

>> No.17373699

>people are still going on bestiality

>> No.17373703

>>17373696
What kind of Ratatoskr is she anon? You always say how much you want to brag about her, so brag about her. How did you meet her, is she svelte or THIC, what's her color?

>> No.17373720

>>17370583
>>17370646
What would a MGC-version of the Vulture steal? Would she kidnap boys or would she be stealing magitek excavated from the ruins of ancient civilizations?

>> No.17373732

I wonder what a teenage monstergirl's rebelious phase be like? I can see a Kiki teen purposely trying to make messes or an Oni being sober

>> No.17373736

>>17373680
Cute doragon

>> No.17373739 [DELETED] 

>>17373637
Can you tell me how though?

>>17373688
>But it isn't. While an animal is an animal, it cannot consent.
Except it just did.
>After the transformation (which may not even happen) such a huge mental shift takes place that the monstergirl can't be considered the animal anymore
... So?
>And another problem is with MGE's whole sex obsession. Because you're acting like every monstergirl is just going to default to "oh, it was totally consensual" even if the animal was kicking and screaming the whole time through.
Then it's rape. Simple as that. I've already said this.
> The bestiality law exists to protect animals from abuse.
But it doesn't need too. Any animal that turns into a waifu has obviously consented. And it shouldn't be hard to find the ones that didn't. Look for hoof prints.
>If you attempt to fuck an animal and it resists, that's abuse.
You're telling me things I already said before dude.
>If you have to fuck an animal as a test to get it to prove if it gave consent or not
I don't get where you're going with this. If it signals consent or apathy it's not rape. If it doesn't it is.
>I'm done now anyway. This is going in circles of nonsense.
You're being the nonsensical one, I think. Besides, you're getting away from your original claim- that even if the waifu and animal 100% consented, it's still "bestiality"-IE rape. Do you take that back?

>> No.17373740

>>17373732
They'd cut their hair and say they were feminists and lesbians and that they don't need men.

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>>17373703
She is the shortest of gals, the most stacked around, and she can make a mean newspaper! Truly she is the best waifu!

>> No.17373750

>>17373732
Angelic little whitecap starts feeling strange new feelings when she holds a knife.

>> No.17373752

>>17373732
>succubus daughter starts wearing baggy sweaters and jeans
>"wow sweety thats quite the wardrobe change"
>"FUCK YOU DAD"
>storms up to room sobbing
>succubus wife is just laughing and shaking her head
>"Girls will be girls"
>you are very confused

>> No.17373757

>>17373732
>I can see a Kiki teen purposely trying to make messes
And then after her room is a mess her mom would tell her she is inviting her childhood friend anon over which would cause teen kiki to freak and start cleaning as fast as she can

>> No.17373758

>>17373748
how conflicted you must be!
Do you bury your face in her globe-like titties, her endless trunk like thighs, or her enormous queen-bed sized tail?
Lucky lucky man!

>> No.17373760

>>17373732
I think this might be one of the most unoriginal posts ever to taint these threads.

>> No.17373764

Could Monster Girls be sweaty? Imagine how embarrassed they'd be over that.

>> No.17373766

>>17373750
>Sweety I think it's about time you follow in the family tradition. What's wrong with a good sharp cleaver?
>Fuck you mum, you just don't get me. This warhammer was made for me!

>> No.17373769

>>17373764
If my musclewife dosent have a small layer of sweat at all times during the day then im going to be quite sad.

>> No.17373772

>>17373764
Sweat carries pheromones so of course they sweat.

>> No.17373785

>>17373760
>most unoriginal posts
Are you sure it isn't "How do i summon a succubus"

>> No.17373788

>>17373785
In /x/, you'd probably be right.

>> No.17373790

>>17373785
How do I though

>> No.17373794

>>17373766
>tfw Redcap daughteru takes up archery
>tfw Cupid daughteru takes up fencing
>tfw Cursed Sword daughteru leaves her sword at home to carry more books

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>>17373758
I would bury myself in her thighs, grope her boobs, and stroke her tail! I couldn't resist her squirrel charm

>> No.17373813
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Fat cat tats and orange kiki

>> No.17373827

>>17373813
It'd be nice to be featured on incompetent tamers weekly.

>> No.17373835

>>17373802
Is she the kind to shiver when you do such a thing or does she get into it when your face is between her legs, one hand mashing her tits while the other is scritching at her tail like a true mofu addict?

>> No.17373842

>>17373794
>Not cursed word daughteru takes up a shield
ya goofed

>> No.17373846

>>17373813
>That lewd kiki
Don't think I can't tell what you're doing you slutbird

>> No.17373848

>>17373846
>>17373813
This is what happens when you let your Kiki watch Code Geass

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>>17373835
I only know that she is the top mofu! can your waifu say the same?

>> No.17373862

I wonder if we'll ever see any other big cat girls, or if kc only wants jinkos

>> No.17373863

>>17373794
Obviosuly the cursed sword should take up the pen since it is mightier

>> No.17373866

>>17373862
Guess you don't count manticores?

>> No.17373869

>>17373848
>Kikimora watches Code Geass
>Chuuni powers activate
>Tries to use her imaginary geass on you to force you to fuck her, using dirty language you never thought you'd ever hear come out of her mouth

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>>17373859
Oh no anon, I can't say that. Your short stack would take the crown for sure in Mofu.
Mine, she's just fine with a hat.

>> No.17373878

>>17373862
There's loads, if you'd bother to look beyond MGE.

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I'm on a roll.

Chapter 16 of All's Fair in Love and War.
https://pastebin.com/kuK9cYwv
Tired. Not guaranteed to be fuck-up free.

>> No.17373884

>>17373859
The top mofu does not need to go around shouting that fact, much less have her husband do that in her stead.
The true top mofu is silently smug in the knowledge of that fact.

>> No.17373888

>>17373873
She is the best, but I could appreciate a mushroom like your waifu!

>> No.17373891

>>17373866
Not exactly a cat.
I mean lions, white tiger, Jaguar, leopard

>>17373878
Not really.

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>>17373888
Well look but don't touch! Those sporesacs are mine to huff and be entranced by. Though tea is to be shared by all, at least that other than the private reserve.

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>>17373894
At least introduce me to her sister!

>> No.17373902

>>17373900
I imagine she has a whole 'grove' of sisters, anon. I'd be careful if I were you, lest you find yourself at the end of a very, very long Tea table.

>> No.17373922

>>17373900
>>17373894
>Twin Mad Hatters as waifus
Can you even imagine the casual lewdity going on

>> No.17373936

>>17373900
I don't trust that creature on her head.

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>>17373891
It's a pity.

>> No.17373948

I wonder if Arachne would help me get over arachnophobia

>> No.17373949

>>17373936
Come now Anon, we're all mad here.

>> No.17373982

>>17373948
You bet she would.

>> No.17373987

>>17373948
Depends on how cute she finds your scared face.

>> No.17373989

I want to give Rata-Chan an exclusive interview all about Deez Nuts

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>>17373209
I'll be over at the Party Owl section.

>> No.17373999

>>17373989
how crass!

>> No.17374006

What would Monster Girls fresh out of the portal think of blues, breakup, or lamenting country songs? The idea of a guy leaving a girl or vice versa would be foreign right? Would they have ever heard a sad song before?

>> No.17374010

>>17374006
Humans had societies on their side of the portal.

>> No.17374011

>>17373748
>Mr. Anon, sources say you have a love for big, fluffy Squirrel tails and can;t resist a a gigantic pair of breasts restrained by a sweater, how do you respond to these accusations?

>> No.17374015
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>>17373998
And I'll be in the wolf cuddling pit

>> No.17374021

>>17374015
I think they went a little overboard with the safety cushions.

>> No.17374022

>>17374015
A Dog Show where Canine Monsters strut their stuff to show everyone who's the 'Top Dog'?

>> No.17374024
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>>17374011
I can only surrender to my waifu, she is the best!!

>> No.17374026

>>17374024
Why is a Ratatoskr trying to get pictures of a Jabberwock? What could possibly be the story there?

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>>17374022
>Canine fashion show
I'd watch it.

>> No.17374029

>>17374027
What a prim and proper Hellhound, you can tell she has a good pedigree.

>> No.17374033

>>17373998
I just love the gap moe on the MonMusu harpies.
I want to bully her during the day and have her bully me during the night.

>> No.17374037

>>17374026
It was supposed to be a group photo with her Wock friend but she's too short and got cut out of the picture.

>> No.17374043

How small is too small for a waifu, like a micro version of her or are you willing to go with even smaller

>> No.17374047
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>>17374026
Well, twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gymble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, anon- the jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubJub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!

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>>17374037
Why must Jabberwocks be so tall? The curse of being so big.

>> No.17374051

>>17374043
I'd a figma-sized anubis, if that's what you're asking. When it comes to "pocket-sized", you can't get more perfect than that in my opinion.

>> No.17374056

>>17374049
Look at all those meaty Wock thighs. You could feed a starving village with those things.

>> No.17374061

>>17374047
>There are Jabberwock or Wondeland fans in general that haven't even read through the looking glass or have no idea what Jabberwocky is
I knows it, I've talked to em. Tis a shame it is.

>> No.17374064

>>17374047
We need a mome rath girl

>> No.17374065
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>>17374043
I'm a huge cuddleslut. For her to lose the ability to wrap her arms around me would ruin me. I need her to be able to bury her head in my chest and fall asleep clinging to my arm.

Minigirls are cute and all but I need that full-body embrace. That shit puts the sugar in my coffee.

>> No.17374068

>>17374047
Bandersnatch when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPHvX3ylCcg

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>>17374056
Thighs so thick they've been legally classified as weapons in 12 Monster Girl countries.

>> No.17374072

>>17374047
I want a Vorpal Cursed Sword.
One two one two, sucks your dick, goes shlicker smack and leaves you 'dead'!

>> No.17374076

>>17374064
>>17374068
>>17374072
>tfw we will never ever get these
KC said he was only going through Wonderland once and not revisiting it.

>> No.17374079

>>17374047
>Mad Hatter sultrily talking in Jabberwocky-speech to you, eliciting giggles and arousing you without you even realizing she's slowly stripping you off
Perfection

>> No.17374081

>>17374076
I'm sure he'll go through the looking glass by 2022.

>> No.17374146

>be young anon, living next door to your childhood friend monster girl
>she invites you over for a play date
>why do both of your parents emphasize the "date" part so much?
>accept and bring over your new video game to show her
>head over
>her mom welcomes you in heartily, but let's you have "privacy"
>parents are weird
>play with friend for a while
>decide to take a break after she wins the third time in a row
>ask her where the bathroom is
>"second door on the right"
>accidentally open second door on left
>"NO WAIT DONT GO IN THERE"
>walk in
>the room is wallpapered in pictures of you
>push pins with strings tying together pictures of you eating your favorite foods
>is that a bag of your baby teeth?
>turn around
>she is blushing hard as she enters the room
>and closes the door behind her
>and locks it
>uh-oh
>"I just can't take it anymore!"
What do you do?

>> No.17374150

>>17374146
I ready my pocket sand and autistic screeching.

>> No.17374151

>>17374146
Accept her love

>> No.17374160

>>17374146
Recognize this as wildly unhealthy and attempt to escape

>> No.17374176

>>17374146
Defenestrate myself

>> No.17374184

>>17374146
Out the window I go

>> No.17374192

>>17374146
Do a 360 and walk away

>> No.17374200

>>17374146
Punch her really hard.

>> No.17374204

>>17374146
Ask her "Why me?"

There are plenty of better people out there

>> No.17374222

>>17374204
I agree, if she cannot answer why than jump out of the fucking window. If there is no window most house doors are weak enough to kick open or break with your hands!

>> No.17374322

>>17374146
Phyco crusher out the window and leg it!

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This is my modest country wife.

>> No.17374377

>>17374337
Does she do anal?

>> No.17374379

>>17374377
No.

>> No.17374382

>>17374379
Might as well fuck a shitty human if you're going to marry some frigid prude.

>> No.17374386

>>17374379
what a shit waifu.

>> No.17374390

>>17374382
>>17374386
>liking anal
Well, I'm not gonna mock your tastes. That being said: Gross.

>> No.17374403

>>17374337
She looks like she is very demanding
How do you turn her usual unamused face into a smile?

>> No.17374405

>>17374011

This is the part where you whips out dick.

>> No.17374409

>>17374390
Don't act like you're the majority m8

>> No.17374422

>>17374405
Time for some intense paizuri in the back of her news van?

>> No.17374428
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This is why you invest in living doll that look like people you know

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>>17374422

If you're already in the van with her, you're already there. It's so close, you just have to reach out and take it. It's time to claim your birthright. Fuck the squirrel, marry the squirrel, breed the squirrel.

>> No.17374441

>>17374432
Makoto is for mating with in every position until your hips give out and she mounts you for cowgirl sex until you pass out.

>> No.17374446
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>>17374441

Forever and always.

>> No.17374449

>>17374446
Makoto seems like the perfect girl to dominate sexually only for her to turn the tables on you because you underestimated her sex drive.

>> No.17374465

>>17374449

Beast girls are a commitment, but that's the best part. Keeps the casuals at bay.

>> No.17374475

>>17374465
Waking up the morning after Makoto drained you dry and finding her snuggled up close still grinding against you in her sleep would be heavenly.

>> No.17374640

What would happen if you broke the law in MGC?
What would prison be like?

>> No.17374675

>>17374640
Coed.

>> No.17374682

>>17374640
>>17374675
You'd find yourself in a cell with a big scary Ushi-Oni.

>> No.17374683

>>17374640
Rape.
And it would be nice. If you like rape. But at least it's a bunch of hard women eyeing your scrawny body up instead of men.

>> No.17374685

>>17374640
You would go to the prison. If it's male only and you're a twig they ht use something to alp you up.

>> No.17374709

>>17374682
Even scarier would be a tiny, quiet woman whose species is noted as being docile and/or meek.
The lights go out, and she's on you, one hand on your throat while her face rests an immeasurably small distance away from your own as she hisses "Don't struggle" through bared teeth. Only then do you notice her nudity, as well as her efforts to yank your pants down.

>> No.17374740

>>17374640
Single men criminal would be sent to a "rehabilitation marriage"

Unless you want to become some evil Manticore's bitchboy for life, you better stay out of trouble

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>>17374640
You would share a cell with this alp.

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Big breasted wolfus deserve extra snacks.

>> No.17374826

>>17374807
They deserve extra milking.

>> No.17374859

>>17374759
N-nani?

>> No.17374860

>>17374826
Wolfus can't produce milk unless pregnant
She can milk you with her breasts if you ask nicely though

>> No.17374873

>>17374859
She paid Gambino good money to break in the next male that gets sent to prison, and that happened to be you.

Now open wide and say "Kyaa".

>> No.17374881 [DELETED] 

>>17373323
These threads have grown too complacent in the face of shitposting lately.

>> No.17374892

>>17374640
Alps would actually be dangerous here because of their ability to hide in plain sight and them getting swole in the yard.

>> No.17374900
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Don't trust lolicon bait

>> No.17374910

>>17374900
Disgustang

>> No.17374915

>>17374900
Gonna babysit her all weekend tied up my lap watching mere female animal porn.

>> No.17374950

>>17374900
>Only 1 tail
Poor thing must get bullied by her cousins a lot.

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>>17374900
>slender
>when she has those hammy thighs

>> No.17374980

>>17374900

Frankly I don't see a reason not to trust foxes. They seem really nice.

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>>17374980
Know what else is nice? Your liver.

>> No.17374991

>>17374860
Anyone can be milked if you put your mind into it. Good luck, anon.

>> No.17374993

>>17374985

I mean it's okay, there's nothing special about it. It's a liver.

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An inconceivably convenient tinkerer appears before you, offering to build you a custom power-armor to help you contend with all the dangerous ladies out and about in a post-contact world.
She doesn't even have a bushy tail so you know there's no catch, she's doing this for the science. What kind of rig do you want from her?

>> No.17375000

>>17374985
That tongue is getting sucked all the way down my throat.

>> No.17375003

>>17374998
But bushy tails are how you know they're being honest with you.
Without one of those she could be a Tanuki in disguise.

>> No.17375004

Which MG would be best for hardcore tickling you?

>> No.17375006

>>17374985
Kumihos > Kitsunes

>> No.17375009

>>17374998
Mark IV Maximus.

>> No.17375010

>>17375004
Arachnes, Dark Elves and of course Kikis.

>> No.17375011

>>17375006
One kills you and eats your Liver.

The other might become a wife or want to be worshiped.

>> No.17375013

>>17375004
>>17375010
I forgot to add, explain why please.

>> No.17375016

>>17375013
Arachnes because bondage comes to them naturally, and what do you do to someone who's tied up and helpless other than rape? You tickle them.
Dark Elves because they're the perfect dommes and tickling falls under their skillset.
Kikis because they're handy with dusters.

>> No.17375021

>>17374998
I want the payday white mess suit mixed with the stalker exoskeleton

>> No.17375025

>>17374998
>>17375021
*White Mesa

>> No.17375051

>>17374915
>anon tasked to babysit a loli inari
The momfox knew exactly what she was doing.

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Anon, why won't you get a maid harem?

>> No.17375092

>>17375090
Because i dont want a maid.

>> No.17375093

>>17375090
Because I'm monoamorous.

>> No.17375095

>>17375090
Claiming that brown goddess

>> No.17375098

>>17375090
Because my waifu and daughteru aren't maids even though they love wearing maid outfits. Plus I don't think that only two girls counts as a harem.

>> No.17375101

>>17375090
All I want is 3 Kikimoras.
A pair of twins and an older one.

>> No.17375102

>>17375098
Having your waifu do maid play is top tier

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>> No.17375118

>>17375115
It's official. I find tongues irresistible.

>> No.17375133

>>17375011
how can you say you love her if you won't feed her your liver?

>> No.17375152

>>17375133
I like having my insides... INSIDE!

Ya know, the whole "I don't want to give someone part of my internal organs to eat" drive that's called basic human survival instinct....

>> No.17375178

>>17375011
>kills you
She doesn't

Also letting her feed on you it's a great way of showing your love.

>> No.17375181

>>17375152
It'll grow back. Not like she'd be doing it every night either, it's something for special occasions like her birthday or anniversary.
She'd butter you up (figuratively) pretty hard before and after too.

>> No.17375206

>>17375181
No and sod off

>> No.17375228

>>17375181
Not interested.

>> No.17375242

>>17374998
My answer to her is to bring down the city walls on her and entomb het in their ruins

>> No.17375247

>>17375228
I bet he's actually probably a kumiho/kitsune himself!
We should make a scarf out of her!
We should eat HER liver!

>> No.17375254

>>17375242
>>17375247
Let's build a false shrine to imprison her in, and make it a really embarrassing shape!

And then get middle School boys to draw penises on the walls!

>> No.17375257

Friendly reminder that if you have sex with your waifu there is a high likelihood that you will give your unborn daughteru a daddy fetish.

Studies show that having sex with a pregnant monstergirl even once will give the baby a natural taste for her father's cum and increase the chances of her deeply craving her father later in life by over 50 percent.

Tread lightly anons.

>> No.17375262

>>17375257
Those are some fancy lies, but we already know that the defining factor is how much you let your kids get outside and play with others.

>> No.17375273

>>17375262
I still have a fondness for that idea of a neighborhood boy being targeted by triplet Zombie Dragons his age and both sets of parents just let it happen.
Mainly cause I'd want to be said boy.

>> No.17375277

>>17375257
That is really messed up anon.

>> No.17375283

>>17375277
That anon is really messed up.

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>>17375257
Dude, eggs.

>> No.17375295

>>17375273
>parents walk in on all three licking and pawing at him as he desperately tries to escape
>"Hah hah, oh you kids. Your mother and I are off to the theater, take care of yourselves now!"
>his cries of 'wait!' are stifled by three long cold tongues going in his mouth at once as the girls wiggle and wrap their bony tails around his legs, little puffs of miasma leaking out of their orifaces as they giggle dumbly and heartpupil

>> No.17375297

How long have you been with your current waifu anons? Tell us her name too.

>> No.17375301

>>17375297
Who's counting the years? Time is immaterial before love.
Rhea

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>>17375118
Yep

>> No.17375310

>>17375297
Not that long in all honesty anon. Just towards the end of last year. Also >>17375301

>> No.17375311

>>17375304
Ever gotten a blowjob from a girl who can wrap her tongue around every inch of your cock and still lick your balls?

>> No.17375319

>>17375295
>his cries of 'wait!' are stifled by three long cold tongues going in his mouth at once as the girls wiggle and wrap their bony tails around his legs, little puffs of miasma leaking out of their orifaces as they giggle dumbly and heartpupil
Fuck that's hot. That boy needs to realize ZDs are the type of species where you need to assert dominance. What he sees as three overbearing harassments could instead be three fiercely loyal and doting submissive wives.
He needs a guru. One to teach him mastery of the dick.

>> No.17375324

>>17375319
Dick Guru sounds like the type of story we could have one day.

>> No.17375331

>>17375319
I'm imagining three sexy Zombie Dragons kneel sitting like dogs before their husband, bony tails wagging and tongues panting and drooling as they obediently want for him to give them the okay to service his dick
And FUCK is it hot

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>>17375297
Ran, best fox.
7 years

>> No.17375352

>>17375304
>>17375311
You should let an Akaname lick you all over and squeeze your balls dry with that sexy tongue
Just ask her for a deep, long kiss beforehand as payment

>> No.17375353

>>17375324
A wizened, thousand year old incubus who teaches young lads how to properly please a monster
His lovely and loving demonstration assistant is his 9 tailed Kitsune wife, who can only ever say 'ufufu' and 'ara ara' and hasn't opened her eyes in public or stopped smugly smiling in 200 years

>> No.17375355

>>17375353
This couple sounds fun. How much offspring do they have?

>> No.17375356

>>17375115
I'm guessing Lamiae can also throat rape their husbands with their tongue.

>> No.17375358

>>17375297
A few years, a little bit less than however long I've been coming to these threads.
Heather.

>> No.17375359

>>17375343
Anon you need to get out of the house

>> No.17375361

>>17375359
You can have a waifu and still leave the house.
All my parents know is that I have a figure of "that anime girl."

>> No.17375370

>>17375297
Since the end of September 2015, so our 2 year anniversary is coming up pretty soon.
Ophelia.

>> No.17375379

>>17375297
4 years
Saaya

>> No.17375382

>>17375355
Only around 50, they were surprisingly modest all things considered.
And they are fun. Wacky and uncaring about public opinion due to feeling so fulfilled in their love.
He also is an accomplished muscle wizard and she dabbles in some reality bending 10th degree magic.
"Ara ara~ I've accidentally summoned a meteor while trying to brew tea~ ufufu~"
"Not to worry dearest wife, a simple fix"
Then he Punches it into space.

>> No.17375383

>>17375301
Something draconic.
>>17375358
Something canine.
>>17375370
Something Egyptian.
>>17375379
Something meaty.

>> No.17375392

>>17375273
Monster parents approving of daughters finding onii-sans is even better

>> No.17375396

>>17375383
>Something Egyptian.
She's actually a Kobold.

>> No.17375413

>>17375383
>Something canine.
Not even close.

>> No.17375419

>>17375297
About a year.
Annalise.

>> No.17375433
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>>17375419
>Annal

>> No.17375435

>>17375361
Wait you're still living in your parent's house?

>> No.17375438

>>17375433
Get your brain out of the gutter, it's a pretty name.

>> No.17375439

>>17375435
Where do you think you are?

>> No.17375441

>>17375435
In this economy, can you blame him?
It's that or split costs of an apartment with a roommate.

>> No.17375444

>>17375396
KDF?
>>17375413
Then something cosplay-tier. Or something lizard-like.
>>17375419
Something undead.

>> No.17375448

>>17375435
Anon, its not my fault. I just never left.

>> No.17375453

>>17375435
>Not living in your parent's house
Whatever happened to people living with family instead of leaving as soon as they can? I mean I understand if you're moving out with a long-term girlfriend planning to start a family, but considering this place it's not like that'd happen extremely often for the demographic here.

>> No.17375456

>>17375444
>Something undead.
Incorrect.

>> No.17375458

>>17375444
>KDF?
Yes. Hi anon!

>> No.17375463

>>17375444
>Then something cosplay-tier. Or something lizard-like.
You got further away with lizard and I don't know what you consider consplay tier.

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>>17375435
No, but she helped me move.
I have my own apartment and a job.

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Do unmarried Basilisks lurk in dark caves?

>> No.17375472

>>17375439
>>17375441
>>17375448
>>17375453
I mean, most of the people here at least pretend to have a somewhat functional life

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>>17372171
This one's yours, isn't it? I noticed the faces don't work as well in color. I think the problem is the structure works very well for black and white, but is too weak to pop out in color. Only the eyes and lips pop out as slits, and the nose almost disappears. I'd suggest using more stronger light and shadow contrasts and building the face up a bit more, drawing in the shadows from the eye sockets and cheekbones and so on.

>> No.17375480

>>17375464
That's good and all but
having a waifu is actually really harmful and you start to realise it after a while. Go find some Jap girl that's into cosplay.

>> No.17375484

>>17375472
Where do you think you are?

>> No.17375485

>>17375476
I swear this artist draws the best moms

>> No.17375500

>>17375297
2 years and her name is Sarah.


>>17375435
Fuck you anon. I was young, dumb, and ruined my credit because I got an apartment out of high school with my ex who couldn't pay any of her fucking bills because she "didn't know how to get a job" she also destroyed my car and stole my shit when we broke up.
>3DPD, not even once kids.

>> No.17375509

>>17375480
I haven't been into real people in that regard since my entire life, anon.
I've got wires crossed in my head and there's nothing I can do about that.

>> No.17375510

>>17375456
>>17375463
I give up. Post names with MG type.

>> No.17375512

>>17375297
3 and a half years
Mina

>> No.17375521

>>17375297
Three and a half with the dumb dragon Emilia.

>> No.17375523

>>17375510
Annalise, Demon

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